翻譯：芒果 思朵 安娜喬 愛是李 紅豆包 菜根莫莫 某羽
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時間軸：濤濤 好油油 Jimmy貝殼 后期：冰河 監制：蘋果
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八卦天后
第五季 第七集
"八卦天后"在此 Gossip girl here--
這是你了解曼哈頓名流們 your one and only source
緋聞的唯一渠道 into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite.
喬納森·卡爾普來電話了 Jonathan Karp called.
他拿到了下周暢銷書排行榜的復印件 He got an advance copy of next week's best seller list.
我的排名一點都沒上升嗎 Did I go up at all?
你跌出了排行榜 You dropped off the list.
我一定有辦法能說服你 There must be some way I can convince you
為《觀察家》寫博客的 to write a blog for the "Spectator."
我想扳倒八卦天后 I wanna take "Gossip Girl" down.
我希望能向你好好解釋 I wish I could explain better,
但我現在不能 but I can't.
我無意傷害你 Know that I never meant to hurt you.
天吶 Oh, my god.
和你約會的那個"女人"就是我們的上司 The "girl" You're seeing is our boss?
現在你知道了 Now you know
全世界也都知道了 and so does the rest of the world.
內特是我的 Nate's mine.
你收了別人的錢 you were taking money
來暴露我的隱私 to reveal confidential information about me.
如果你不相信我 If you don't believe me,
那你自己去問你的未婚夫吧 you should ask your fiance.
他就是給她錢的那個人 He's the one who paid her.
我真正擔心的是 what's scaring me is that
你正在變得和他一樣 you're changing into him.
我很抱歉那晚你告訴我 I'm sorry I lost my temper
路易向你求婚 我亂發脾氣 the night you told me Louis proposed to you.
我很抱歉把你當作我的私人財產 I'm sorry I treated you like property...
我很抱歉 我沒及時告訴你我愛你 I'm sorry I didn't tell you I loved you when I knew it.
但是我最抱歉的是 But most of all,
你還沒放棄我們 我就先放棄了 I'm sorry that I gave up on us when you never did.
布萊爾 Blair?
路易 怎么這么久才來 Louis, what took you so long?
怎么會是你 What are you doing here?
路易不會來了 Louis' not coming.
你口渴嗎 Are you thirsty?
讓我上去為你斟酒吧 Shall I serve you up there?
不用 我要下來 No. I'll come down...
這樣我才能去找路易 just so I can go find Louis.
我來幫你 Let me help.
我該怎么相信你 How do I know I can trust you?
相信我 You can.
上東區的名流們 早上好啊 Good morning, upper east siders.
又或是不好 Or is it?
聽說某位未來的皇親貴族 We hear a certain future royal
這星期可謂是噩夢連連 has had more than one rude awakening this week.
又夢到恰克先生了嗎 Uh-oh. Mr. Chuck in dream again?
夢見恰克 那肯定都是噩夢 When Chuck's in them, they're all nightmares.
夢到他干什么了 What he do now?
他的舉止就像個紳士 Behave like a perfect gentleman,
這更讓人感覺心寒 which makes him even more chilling.
我的潛意識里都是 That fake apology of his
他假心假意的道歉 has permeated my subconscious
甚至在我睡覺時 都會縈繞于心 and haunts me even when I sleep.
我覺得他的道歉不像是玩笑話 Apology not seem so fake to me.
那是因為英語是你的第二語言 That's because English is your second language.
我的婚禮在即 As the wedding draws closer,
他卻試圖讓我懷疑選擇路易這個決定 he's trying to make me question my decision to choose Louis.
但是我毋庸置疑 But I have no questions.
現在路易在意大利審查貿易談判 And with Louis in Italy overseeing trade negotiations,
我可不想讓什么事擾了我這星期 I'm not going to let anything interrupt my week of
平靜宅家的放松生活 relaxation, nesting, and serenity...
樂善好施的拜斯
尤其是恰克·拜斯虛情假意的慈善之舉 Especially not Chuck Bass' faux-lanthropy.
還有他想引人注意的動物之愛 Or his attention-seeking love of animals.
帶上面包 Grab the bread.
恰克這種與媒體斗智的小游戲 Not even Chuck's media mind games
根本無妨我感受喂鴨子時的平靜 can disrupt the calm I feel while feeding the ducks.
順便你可以用用健身器材 Besides, you could use the exercise.
我也有孕在身 記得嗎 I'm pregnant, too, remember?
不要告訴我你昨晚出去到現在才回來 Please tell me you're not just getting home from yesterday.
你又和札卡娜她們一起過夜了嗎 Did you spend all night with Zarkana again or what?
早上我有慈善見面會 Early morning charity event meeting.
你現在把這檔子事美其名曰"慈善"了嗎 Is that what you're calling it now--charity?
不會吧 你不會是說真的吧 Wait. Seriously?
做個正派的人比我想的要難多了 Being decent is more of a struggle than I thought.
如果我忙于慈善 If I keep busy doing good,
那么我回到從前那種 then there's less of a chance
放蕩不羈的幾率也會減少 I'll find myself in a situation which triggers old habits.
好吧 我相信你 Yeah, well, I have faith in you.
我也要做一個改邪歸正的人 I could use some time on the straight and narrow myself--
至少可以遠離那些誘惑我的人 at least away from anyone who might tempt me.
我以為你和戴安娜進展地很順利 I thought things with you and Diana were going well.
上個星期你們還一直在討論那報紙 You two were all the talk of the papers last week.
難道你不希望報紙發行嗎 Isn't going public what you wanted?
我當然希望 但是一切也還是老樣子 Yeah, except that it hasn't changed a thing.
我們總是待在她家或是辦公室 I mean, we don't leave her house or the office,
所做的也只有嘿咻和工作 and it's just sex and work all the time.
一如既往 Same as before.
如果戴安娜在私底下無法兌現 If Diana won't commit to you in private
她在公眾面前的承諾 like she does in public,
也許是時候該為自己爭取一下了 Maybe it's time to explore your options.
小猴子 Monkey!
售書之旅怎么樣了 How's the book tour going?
你在哪兒呢 納舒厄嗎 Uh, where are you now? Nashua?
不是 我在福蒙特州的伯靈頓 Uh, I'm in--no, I'm in Burlington, Vermont.
你好像不怎么確定 You don't sound so sure.
你也知道這路況啦 Ah, you know how it is on the road.
所有的站點都混在一起 All stops start to-- start to blend together.
不過目前為止感覺不錯 It's been great so far, though.
我就知道 I knew it would be.
這年頭仍舊光顧書店的人才是真正的讀者 People who still go to bookstores are real readers.
他們不在意一本書是不是在暢銷榜上 They don't care if a book's on some best-whatever list.
是的 好像是這樣 Yeah. It--it seems that way.
來現場買書的人挺多的 Uh, turnout's been great.
查莉 瑟琳娜 一起來加入 Charlie, Serena, um, care to join us for a 2011 version
2011版家庭早餐吧 of a family breakfast?
我們可不想遲到 We don't want to be late.
我想我不能跟你們聊了 You know what? I should be going anyway.
我一會兒還要見亞歷山德拉 I gotta meet Alessandra soon.
你剛從很不自然啊 That was awkward.
說來話長 Ugh, long story.
給我們帶點正宗的楓糖漿 Bring us back some real maple syrup.
我希望在你的新博客里看到這背后的故事 Which I hope I can read about on your new blog.
我知道你一直在發帖 I know you've been posting,
不過我還沒能去看看呢 but I haven't been able to check it out yet.
問題就在這里 沒人來看我的博客 That's the problem. No one has.
我知道戴安娜想讓我寫些自己的事 I know Diana wants me to write about myself,
但我不知道該寫什么 but I don't know what to say.
我現在才明白為什么八卦天后是匿名的 I now realize why gossip girl is anonymous
而且只攻擊旁人了 and only takes shots at other people.
也許這不關我的事 Maybe it's none of my business,
但是如果你想讓人們看你的博客 but it seems that if you want people to read you,
首先你就該讓他們注意到你 and you need people to read about you first.
你得引起八卦天后的注意 Get gossip girl's attention--
一個男伴是個不錯的選擇 Even a date would do it--
然后在你自己的博客里把實情寫出來 then steal her thunder
就能把她的風頭給搶過來 by telling the real story on your blog.
你要知道 你會是個鬼才喲 You know, you may be an evil genius.
該出手時就得出手 When I want to be.
我知道你不高興 I know you're not happy,
但是要留下他 我必須這么做 but it's what I needed to do to keep him here.
相信我 Trust me.
想要搞垮"八卦天后" 這是必要的 If we're gonna take down "Gossip girl," It's necessary.
別擔心 Don't worry.
我不會失去內特或者瑟琳娜 I won't lose Nate or Serena.
再給我一點時間 Just give me a bit more time.
我這一整周都在想你 I've been thinking about you all week.
你為什么一直回避我 Why have you been avoiding me?
聽著 我是有男朋友的人 好嗎 Look, I have a boyfriend. Okay?
我不相信 I don't believe you.
好吧 你是有女朋友的人 Well, you have a girlfriend.
那個安排和我約會 跟安排董事會一樣的人 Yeah, who schedules time with me as if it were a board meeting.
那個人可是我老板 And who's my boss.
也許我想要的不止這些呢 Well, maybe I want something more.
想要更多 自己去要吧 If you want more, ask for it.
查莉 Charlie!
來我辦公室 My office.
為了我們兩個好 去找她要更多 別找我 And do us both a favor and ask her, not me.
肯定是哪里出了錯 Well, there must be some mistake.
他剛從佛蒙特州和我們通過話 We just spoke to him from Vermont.
好的 有什么消息我們會告訴你的 Yeah, of course. We'll let you know if we hear anything.
怎么了 丹還好嗎 What's going on? Is Dan okay?
我也不知道 I'm not sure.
是他經紀人亞歷山德拉打來的 她說他 That was his agent, Alessandra. She says he missed
昨天沒有去波士頓的簽售會 his book signing in Boston yesterday,
而且他也不在伯靈頓 and he didn't check in to Burlington either.
他們在哪都找不到他 Can't find him anywhere.
這樣不是很好嗎 Isn't this nice?
與大自然親密接觸 找尋內心的平靜 We're communing with nature, finding our inner peace,
我下午還可以去做產前按摩 and I'll still make my afternoon prenatal massage.
別急著發新聞好嗎 Slow news cycle?
謝謝你 亞瑟 Thank you, Arthur.
你在這兒干嘛 What are you doing here?
我們2010年的協定清楚寫明了 Our treaty of 2010 clearly states
鴨子池是我的勢力范圍 the duck pond is my domain.
別企圖用你那副小狗眼來糊弄我 Don't try to fool me with your puppy dog eyes.
很抱歉闖入了你的地盤 I apologize for the intrusion,
但是那只折翼的鴨 蹣跚著闖進了狗公園 but your limp-winged friend here waddled into the dog park
差點就要成為一只拉布拉多犬的盤中餐 and was about to become a labrador's lunch.
所以出于好心 And out of the goodness of your heart,
你就來救它了 you came to his rescue.
雖然我跟別人一樣都愛吃鮮橙燴鴨 I like duck L'orange as much as the next person,
但是眼睜睜看著那小東西受折磨 這就太殘忍了 but it seemed cruel to let the poor creature suffer.
對啊 特別是當著攝影師的面 Mm, especially in front of a photographer.
好幸運的一只鴨啊 What a lucky duck.
我已經在你的地盤待得夠久了 I've imposed on your domain long enough already.
如果你不介意的話 小猴子要去散步了 If you'll excuse me, Monkey needs his constitutional.
你到底還要看多少東西 How much more do you need to see?
看鴨子池嗎 Of duck pond?
我可沒要來這里 It not really my thing to begin with.
看著恰克用盡方法 Of Chuck trying to manipulate me
讓我相信 他變成好人了 into believing he's become a good person.
他很清楚 我選擇了路易 He knows perfectly well I chose Louis.
他也認同我的選擇 He endorsed my decision.
但是現在不知道為什么 But now for reason,
他企圖讓我懷疑自己的決定 he's trying to make me second-guess myself.
我絕不允許這種事發生 I can't allow it.
這一周恐怕是腥風血雨 沒得安寧咯 This does not sound like week of serenity to me.
是他逼我的 He's forced my hand.
我必須拆穿恰克的假面具 I must expose Chuck as a fraud
證明他只是假裝變好 who's only pretending to evolve
他只是想趕在路易回家之前 so he can win me back
讓我重回他的懷抱 before Louis comes home.
在戲劇中 In drama,
揭穿壞人假面具的方式有千千萬 there are many ways to unmask a villain.
我要挑起 瑟琳娜與八卦天后之間的戰爭 I need to start a war between Serena and Gossip Girl.
跟著她 告訴我發生的每一件事 Stay on her and let me know what happens.
好的 Of course.
等一下 Oh.
至于內特 Regarding Nate,
我想我告誡過你 跟他保持距離 I thought I told you to keep your distance.
可能你不想聽這個 但是 You're not gonna want to hear this, but...
那...都是他單方面的 that... was all him.
或許你應該稍稍放松一點 Maybe you should loosen up a little,
別整天盯著他 not be on him all the time?
我想我會考慮你主動提供的愛情小建議 I think I'll pass on the unsolicited romantic advice,
謝謝 Thank you.
你只需確保八卦天后會爆料瑟琳娜的一切就好 Just make sure Serena's all over "Gossip girl".
戴安娜 Diana...
我不會做任何威脅我現在處境的事 I would never do anything to jeopardize where I am right now.
我好不容易在這里有了自己的生活 I finally have a life here.
我可不想搞砸了 I'm not gonna screw that up,
更別說為了個男人搞砸 especially for a guy.
有些時候 你從一開始就知道誰是壞人 Sometimes you know who the bad guy is from the start.
天 天哪 Oh! Oh, my gosh!
你還好吧 Are you okay?
沒事 對不起 是我的錯 Yeah. I'm sorry. I think that was my fault.
不 不是 都怪我剛才只顧看地圖了 No, not true. I was-- I was blinded by the maps.
你住在這里嗎 Do you live in this building?
不是 我在這里工作 我能幫上你嗎 No, I work here. Can I help you find something?
我在找我的前女友艾薇·迪肯斯 I'm looking for my ex-girlfriend, Ivy Dickens.
你認識她嗎 Do you know her?
很抱歉 我不認識 No, I'm sorry.
我想她... I think she...
但更多的時候 But most times,
你會發現 他們就站在你面前 you find out they've been right in front of you
從未離開 all along.
目前就是這樣 Right. That's all for now.
午飯后我們再開會 謝謝 Let's reconvene after lunch. Thanks.
你的樣子 像是有話要說 You look like you wanna say something.
聽著 我覺得有些困惑 Look, I guess I'm just a little confused.
困惑什么 About?
我們 戴安娜 我們是什么關系 Us. I mean, Diana, what are we?
你想要我們是什么關系 What do you want us to be?
我現在不確定 I'm not sure anymore,
但我在想 如果我們還是這樣把工作和肉欲 but I'm starting to think we won't be anything
混為一談 我們什么都做不成 if we keep mixing work and pleasure.
或許我應該去找另一份工作 Maybe I should start looking for another job.
我懂了 I get it.
一起工作 一起下班回家 Working together, going home together--
在一起的時間太多了 it's all too much.
不如我們分開幾天 Why don't we take a couple of days off?
反正我今晚就要去巴黎了 I'm going to Paris tonight anyway.
我不在的這幾天 沒了我時刻給你的高壓 Maybe you should have some fun while I'm gone,
或許你可以給自己找點樂子 without the pressure of me on top of you all the time?
有什么就說 So to speak.
你的意思是 我們倆不必... Is that your way of saying that we're not--
對彼此專一 we're not exclusive?
如果你喜歡的話 我這不是問題 If that works for you, it works for me.
我只是希望你開心 I just want you to be happy.
你是我的得力助手 You're my right-hand man.
我不能失去你 I can't afford to lose you.
新舊恰克比對圖
這些看起來可不像是快樂的育兒裝飾品 These not look like happy nursery decorations.
除非我證明恰克還是那個邪惡的恰克 I can't rest until I can prove chuck
否則我根本停不下來 is still his satanic self.
你覺得以下幾點哪個更管用 What do you think would be more effective--
讓他的衣服過度上漿 having his shirts pressed with too much starch
還是讓帝國酒店的吧臺 or getting him served blended scotch
給他一杯調和威士忌呢 at the Empire bar?
你這么做到底是在測試什么 What this test testing exactly?
我們就守在那兒 當然得喬裝打扮一番 We'll be there, in clever disguises, of course,
看看他是如何整死他的干洗工 to see him eviscerate the dry cleaner
或是炒了他的調酒師 這樣就能證明 or fire the bartender, thus proving
他只有在我面前 或是在媒體面前 that he's only pretending to be magnanimous when he knows
才表現得如此寬宏大量 that I'll be there or will see it in the press.
你確定你這么做不是因為 You sure you not just do this
你和路易王子相處不太順利嗎 because you and Prince Louis not in a good place right now?
我承認我們的關系進入平緩期 I admit our relationship has seen stronger days.
的確 路易一念之差有失道德準則 And, yes, while it's true that I was upset with Louis
也確實讓我很生氣 and his momentary lapse of morality,
但他那么做都是出于對我的愛 he only did what he did out of love,
我已經原諒他了 and I forgave him.
但是我受不了恰克總在我的腦子里出現 But I simply cannot have Chuck chucking with my head.
所以我要揭穿他以證實我的想法 So I have to prove this to him and myself.
所以你覺得呢 上漿還是威士忌 So what do you think, starch or scotch?
我很抱歉那個保安沒能幫上忙 I'm sorry that security guard was no help.
沒關系 反正我來紐約也不是為了找艾薇 That's okay. I didn't come to New York to find Ivy anyway.
真的嗎 我腦子里早就浮現出了 Really? I had this whole soul mates reuniting story
兩位靈魂伴侶重逢的溫馨畫面 worked up in my head.
不是你想的那樣 Not quite.
只是有幾樣她的東西得還給她 Just have some of her stuff to give back to her.
事實上 我進城是為了參加一個面試 Actually, uh, I'm in town for a job interview
就在兩個小時后 I have in two hours.
DB法式餐廳在招新廚師 You know, db bistro is looking for a new line cook.
你肯定是個廚藝精湛的廚師 Wow. Well, you must be a really talented chef
能得到這個面試機會 to even get an interview there.
那已經相當厲害了 It's a huge deal.
前提是我能找得到去那里的路 If I can find my way there.
不如我帶你去吧 Well, why don't I show you?
你不用這么做的 You--you don't have to do that.
老實說我最近處于寫作的瓶頸 Well, I've actually been suffering from Writer's block lately,
走一走可能會有幫助 so a walk might do just the trick.
如果你需要陪同... You up for some company...
我叫馬克斯 Max.
我是瑟琳娜 我先接個電話 Cool. Serena, by the way. I just have to take this.
一會兒就好 喂 One second. Hey.
請告訴我你之所以還沒來上班 Please tell me the reason you're still not at work
是因為你遇到了一個穿著西裝的帥哥 is because you met a cute guy in a business suit.
沒穿西裝 不過確實挺可愛的 Well, no suit, but definitely cute.
聽起來不錯啊 Sounds perfect.
我打算帶他去他面試的地方 I'm about to walk him to his interview now.
千萬別這么做 你得帶他去吃頓午餐 No! Forget that. You need to take him to lunch--
去些高檔的地方 someplace fabulous
這樣你才能被"八卦天后"的粉絲們看到 where you can be seen by people that read "Gossip girl."
像是你上次帶我去的那個BG飯店 like, um, that place you took me--BG.
我也不知道 我只是不想耽誤他的面試 I don't know. I just don't want to make him late, though.
我期待讀到你的消息哦 I expect to read all about you.
拜 Bye.
那男生是誰 Who's the guy?
她在街上碰到的陌生人 Some nobody she found on the street.
八卦天后會喜歡的 相信我 Gossip girl will love it, trust me.
你現在就去伯格多夫飯店把照片給拍下來 Now you're off to Bergdorf's to get that picture.
發給八卦天后時 描述得越讓人不爽越好 Make your e-mail to Gossip Girl as depressing as you can.
或許她會一字不差地貼出來 Maybe she'll post it verbatim.
你好啊 查莉 Hey, Charlie.
我沒空跟你說話 I can't talk now.
給我一分鐘就行 It'll only take a second.
你別再在辦公室里跟我說話了 Unless you wanna get me fired,
除非你想看我被炒了魷魚 you need to stop talking to me here.
我只是想確認一下他還沒退房 謝謝 I just wanted to make sure he didn't check out. Thank you.
波士頓的酒店說他還沒退房 Well, the hotel in Boston says he's still checked in.
或許他只是睡過頭了呢 Well, maybe he just fell asleep.
還記得你巡回演出的那段時間嗎 Remember when you used to tour?
我們都搞不清楚人是在挪威還是丹麥 We didn't know if we were in Norway or Denmark,
也搞不清演出什么時候開始 Never mind what time the show started.
的確 但我們的演出從未出現差錯 Sure, but we always managed to get make the stage.
我了解丹 And I know Dan.
逃避責任 這一點都不像他 It's not like him to skip out on an obligation.
我也了解你 And I know you.
你什么時候想啟程去波士頓 What time would you like to leave for Boston?
我的莫里斯小轎車還停在布魯克林 The Morris Minor is in the parking lot in Brooklyn.
開車過去會快些 It'd be faster to drive.
你怎么還跟著我 內特 Why are you still following me, Nate?
是你說的 不能在辦公室里跟你說話 You said you didn't wanna talk at the office.
拜托 你可是羅茲家的人 Hey, come on. You're a Rhodes.
如果你有男朋友 If you had a boyfriend,
那整個上東區早就該傳遍了 the whole upper east side would know about it.
那戴安娜呢 你認為你倆不是認真的 And what about Diana, who you might not think you're dating
可是她卻不這樣想 but who thinks she's dating you?
這一點我也說不準了 I'm not so sure that's true anymore.
這就是我們要去的地方嗎 That's where we're going?
所以你這樣的女生所謂的"午餐" So when girls like you say "lunch,"
其實指的是衣服嗎 they really mean clothes?
這里面有家餐廳 There's a restaurant inside.
你確定在面試之前 我們有足夠的時間 Are you sure we have enough time for this
在這里吃頓飯嗎 before the interview?
我信任你 才讓你當我的專職導游 I am relying on you to be my official guide
帶我在曼哈頓逛逛的 to getting around Manhattan.
你知道嗎 我... You know what? I, um...
我確實估錯了時間 I probably did miscalculate time.
你該去面試了 You should go.
在第六大道左轉 四十四號 Go to 6th avenue and make a left. It's on 44th.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你應該試著用些杏仁做烹飪 Oh, and you should try to work apricots in somehow.
布魯愛死它們了 Boulud is obsessed with them.
等會 你不能就這么走了 Wait. Where are you going?
你為什么不承認你沒有男朋友 Will you just admit that you're not dating anyone
而且你是喜歡我的 and that you like me?
哪怕只有一點點喜歡 Just a little bit,
我們可以看看能有什么進展 and we can see what happens?
我對這種事可是十分在行的 I mean, I'm a pretty good judge on things like this,
你知道的 上周你親我的時候 And, you know, when you kissed me last week,
我倆之間發生了許多化學反應 我... there was a lot of chemistry between us, and I know--
我剛剛說的就是這個感覺 I mean, that's what I was talking about.
哦噢 查莉 Uh-oh, Charlie.
看來你入戲太深了哦 Looks like you've stayed in character all too well.
可惜的是 總是有替補演員 Too bad there's always an understudy
躲在后臺等著看你摔個四腳朝天呢 waiting in the wings for you to slip and fall.
美洲獅與小幼崽之間的榮耀之戰 "Nate Archibald's cougar and her cub in pride war""
你是故意想糊弄我嗎 Are you purposely trying to make a fool of me?
我跟你說了 事出緊急 I told you it was an emergency.
為了躲避馬克斯 你神秘現身的前男友 To hide from Max, your mysteriously reappeared ex?
我著實認為在那種情況下 I do think it seems a tad convenient
你要做的可不是和內特接吻 that the only way to do that was to snog Nate.
聽我說 我不知道馬克斯怎么會在這 Look, I don't know why Max is here,
一旦讓他發現了我 我就什么都沒了 But if he finds me, I could lose everything.
好吧 我來幫你處理這事 Fine. I'll take over that side of things
讓你的前任消失在我們的視線里 and get your ex out of our hair.
你繼續向內特證明 You focus on proving to Nate that you do not
你不會對他心生愛意的 nor will you ever have any romantic interest in him.
明白了嗎 Understood?
謝謝你 Thank you.
你讓我做什么我都會去做的 Just let me know what you want me to do.
是嗎 那很簡單 Oh, it's very simple.
去和內特約一次會 You're gonna ask Nate out on a date.
他們在八卦天后上投票 They're voting on "Gossip girl"
本來大家以為二十一世紀到了 and in a surprisingly positive turn for the 21st century,
形勢也變了 師奶才是王道 the cougar is winning,
但你最終還是選擇了妹子 but it appears you chose the cub.
我誰都沒選 I didn't choose anything.
戴安娜說她想休息一段時間 Diana tells me she wants to take some time off,
然后查莉親了我就跑 then Charlie just kissed me and ran.
我還以為這些都只是高中生的橋段 I mean, I thought we left stuff like that behind in high school.
可能我們長大得太快了吧 Maybe we're maturing too fast.
所以你又開始 Which is why you're back to playing
玩回"歌劇魅影"的性愛游戲了嗎 "Phantom of the opera" sex games?
這面具是我今晚贊助的 The mask is from a benefit performance
一個叫"別再睡了"的商業演出 of "Sleep no more" I'm sponsoring tonight.
所有的觀眾都會戴著面具 The whole audience wears them.
嗯 我聽說了 Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
麥克白:莎士比亞的四大悲劇之一
像是在舊酒館演出的麥克白 是嗎 It's kinda like, uh, "Macbeth" in an old hotel, right?
所有的觀眾會跟著演員 And the audience can follow the performers
從一個屋子到另一個屋子 from room to room?
因為整個場地有十萬平方英尺 And since the set is 100,000 square feet
多數地方又很黑 and pretty much in the dark.
就給我提供了一個能清凈一晚上的好機會 It provides the perfect opportunity to disappear for a night.
能避開任何有關布萊爾的事 And avoid any run-ins with Blair,
那些事可能讓我的治療功虧一簣 which may set back my recent progress.
想去嗎 我可以給你弄張票 Care to join? I can get you a ticket.
看起來不用麻煩你了 Looks like I won't need one.
我有"別再睡了"的票 陪我去嗎 -查莉
為什么你不想讓八卦天后曝光你的時候 Why is it when you don't want gossip girl to post about you,
她就一直曝光你 She does constantly,
你想讓她曝光了 她又保持沉默 and when you do, silence.
我跟你一樣失落 I share your frustration.
就連"注意恰克·拜斯"的頁面也沒了 Ever her "Chuck Bass spotted" page is broken.
一點消息都沒 他從地圖上消失了 Not one blip. He's off the map.
等等 為什么你要找恰克 Wait. Why are you looking for Chuck?
我也不想啊 I have no choice.
他想毀了我跟路易的關系 He's trying to destroy my relationship with Louis
因為他知道我們之間有問題 Because he knows it's vulnerable.
我確信恰克唯一要經行的斗爭 I'm pretty sure the only war Chuck is waging
就是他和他的心魔之間的斗爭 is with his own demons.
他請了一個新的心理治療師 He's hired a new therapist.
他還專注于自己的事業 He's focusing on his businesses.
他今晚甚至為慈善辦了一個商業演出 He's even throwing a benefit tonight for charity.
不是吧 他把你也收買了 Oh, no. He got to you, too?
恰克可能會贊助一場演出 Chuck may be sponsoring a performance,
那只是因為他在黑暗里戴著他的面具 but it's only because in the dark with his mask on,
就算他露出真面目也很安全 He is safe to reveal his true self.
布萊爾 不管你在想什么 都別想了 B, whatever you're thinking, stop.
把心思放在你和路易的關系上吧 Just work on your relationship with Louis.
也讓恰克專心做他的事 And let Chuck work on himself.
與此同時 我打算呆在家里寫我博客 Meanwhile, I'm gonna stay home and work on my blog.
好吧 那有什么難的 Well, how hard can that be?
你要是寫寫你每天梳頭發都要梳幾下 And if you write about how many strokes it takes
我想大家會看的 to brush your hair, people will read it.
我會給戴安娜說的 I'll pitch that to Diana now.
你知道嗎 查莉跟我說 You know, Charlie told me
她覺得沒人會看我的博客 that she didn't think anyone would read my blog
除非我重新得到八卦天后關注 unless I was on gossip girl's radar again.
我一直覺得你這么優秀根本不用寫博客 Well, I always thought you were too good to blog.
直接告訴戴安娜這不適合你 Just tell Diana it's not for you.
我也覺得你很優秀不用耍陰謀 Well, I think you're too good to scheme.
所以如果我去跟戴安娜談 So if I talk to Diana,
你就不再插手恰克的事 you'll leave Chuck alone?
當然 去找戴安娜談談吧 Absolutely. Go talk to Diana.
祝你好運 Good luck.
你好 我是布萊爾·霍道夫 Hello. This is Blair waldorf.
我希望你還有 I was hoping you had a ticket left
今晚演出的門票 for tonight's performance.
戴安娜 Diana.
我很感激上周你給我的幫助 Hey. I am so grateful for all your help last week.
我怎么感覺你要拋棄我 Why do I feel you're about to break up with me?
我不想出賣我自己 或者別的什么人 I'm not willing to sell myself or anyone else out
來吸引讀者 to attract an audience.
每個人都要銷售自己 瑟琳娜 Everyone sells themselves, Serena.
重要的是 你會怎么去做 It's just how you do it that matters.
我想你可能沒明白我說的話 I don't think you understand.
我一直很努力的想從八卦天后上消失 I've been trying so hard to get off "Gossip girl".
今天我卻為了要讓你高興 Today I almost hurt an innocent stranger
而差點傷害了一個無辜的陌生人 to--to make you happy.
我不認為這么做是對的 It just-- it didn't feel right.
更糟糕的是他看起來確實是個好人 And the worst part is he actually seemed like a good guy,
可是現在我很可能再也見不到他了 and now I'll probably never see him again.
我的天吶 Oh, my... Gosh.
馬克斯 我們剛剛還在說你 Max, we were just talking about you.
看起來你言之過早了 Looks like you spoke too soon.
我們今早碰到的 他在找他的前女友 We met this morning. He, uh, was looking for his ex
她應該是在這棟樓里工作 who apparently works in the building.
我是戴安娜 Diana.
很抱歉 我希望我沒打擾到你們 I'm sorry. I hope I'm not interrupting.
沒有沒有 歡迎光臨 Not at all. Please stay.
我想讓你知道我進了布魯的第二輪面試 So I just wanted to let you know that I got a second interview
多謝了你杏子的小提示 with Boulud himself thanks to your apricot tip.
那太棒了 Oh, that's--that's great.
你為了告訴我這個消息而特意找到我 That was really nice of you to-- to track me down
你真是太貼心了 just to tell me that.
既然你幫你朋友馬克斯找到了一份工作 Well, seeing as you helped your friend Max get a job,
你們應該去慶祝一下 吃個飯什么的 You two should celebrate. Get a bite to eat.
帶他逛逛這個城市 Show him the city.
你朋友不是舉辦了一個演出嗎 Isn't your friend throwing a benefit tonight?
對啊 那挺有趣的 You know, that-- that actually... could be fun.
你覺得怎么樣 What do you think?
我很樂意 I'm in.
太好了 Great.
我看你還是趕快回家打扮打扮吧 Why don't you rush home and get changed,
我會跟馬克斯說清楚情況的 and I'll give Max all the details.
你直接在那跟他碰頭吧 And you can meet him there?
我真等不及了 I can't wait.
我也是 Me, too.
看來"人生如戲"說的就是今晚啊 Seems "The play's the thing" tonight.
小心點哦 各位玩家 But watch out, players.
最后被玩的可能是你們自己 You might be the ones getting played.
歡迎大家來到麥基特里克酒吧 Welcome all, to the mckittrick hotel.
大家到場后拿到的卡片 The card you were handed upon your arrival
就是你們的門票 is your ticket.
如果你手里拿的是張A If you find yourself holding an ace,
請往左邊的門走并好好享受吧 please take the door to your left and enjoy.
不準說話 No talking.
不準照相 No photos.
不準打電話 No phones.
自由自在地去探索 Feel free to explore,
去跟隨 去欣賞 follow, watch,
好奇心會得到回報 Curiosity shall be rewarded.
你們從始自終都得戴著面具 You must remain masked at all times.
偷我的牌可不對哦 Not nice to steal.
多謝你的邀請 今天下午你跑了之后 Thanks for the invite. I wasn't sure what to think
我心緒不安 after you ran off this afternoon.
聽著 And, listen,
你別擔心工作會惹上麻煩 if you're worried about getting in trouble at work,
戴安娜去了巴黎 而且我們會一直戴著面具 Diana's off to Paris, and we will be wearing masks.
我只是有點擔心演出 You know, I'm just a little anxious about the performance.
燈光黑暗 人群洶涌 It's dark in there and crowded.
我們進去前 Um... I'm gonna get a glass of water
我先去拿杯水喝 before we go in.
你能在這里等我嗎 Would you just wait for me here?
好的 當然可以 Yeah, sure.
真不錯 That was good.
如果你能告訴我你的計劃 我會更得心應手 Well, it would be better if you would just tell me your plan.
欺騙內特讓我感覺很不舒服 I don't feel comfortable stringing Nate along.
我的計劃就是逮到你們在這里勾肩搭背 Well, I had planned just to catch you two together here,
讓內特產生負罪感 making Nate feel so guilty,
他返回來向我道歉 He came running back to apologize,
但是 會有更妙的事情絆住我 but... something better struck me.
兩點 所有的兩點牌現在可以入場 Deuces? All deuces may now enter.
你準備好了嗎 Hey, you ready?
希望如此 I hope so.
戴安娜 再次感謝你給我了票 Diana, thanks again for the tickets.
瑟琳娜還在這嗎 Is Serena here yet?
你剛與她失之交臂 Oh, you just missed her.
他們叫了她的牌號 她已經進去了 They called her card, and she had to go in.
但是她告訴我讓你去找她 But she told me to tell you to find her.
她穿了一件漂亮的金色禮服 She's wearing a beautiful gold dress.
你不會找不到的 You can't miss her.
太好了 玩得開心 Great. Have fun.
正有此意 I intend to.
你真的認為把枕頭塞在被子下就能瞞過我嗎 You really think pillows under covers trick me?
你現在胖了許多 You lumpier now.
恰克的過著秘密的雙重生活 You can't expect me to sit on my pregnant laurels
你總不能還指望我打著懷孕的旗號袖手旁觀吧 while Chuck gets away with a secret double life.
但是你告訴瑟琳娜小姐 But you tell Miss Serena--
我不會危害到恰克 that I wouldn't undermine Chuck,
但那和揭示他本來的邪惡面目 but that's completely different
是完全不同的 than revealing his authentically evil self.
也許你需要面對現實 恰克先生真的是個好人 Maybe you need to face fact Mr. Chuck really is good.
妄想 那就是他帶給你的幻覺 Never. That's what he wants you to think
這樣他就可以秘密的毀掉一切 so he can destroy everything in secret.
看 Look!
著名的荷蘭電影導演阿格涅絲卡·霍蘭在那邊 There's famous Polish film director Agnieszka Holland.
在哪 Where?
我知道你建議最近要趕時髦 I know you suggested being fashionably late,
但也許我有些過了 but maybe I overdid it.
別擔心 馬克斯還沒來呢 Not to worry. Max hasn't even arrived yet.
我希望他不會再次迷路 Oh, I hope he didn't get lost again.
也許我應該找找他 Maybe I should go look for him.
像我們這樣的女人不會那么行事 Women like us don't do things like that.
等在這里 我相信他只是遲到了 Just wait here. I'm sure he's just running behind.
我得進去了 I'd better get in.
他們剛剛叫皇后牌來著 They called queens some time ago.
幫我個忙好嗎 Can you do me a favor?
內特 Nate.
嗨 Hi.
天哪 我都不知道我們是怎么走失的 Oh, my god. I'm not even sure how we lost each other,
前一分鐘我還在盛大的宴會上 but one minute I'm at this massive feast,
下一分鐘我就呆在這個變態的精神病院 the next, I'm in this freaky psych ward.
有一個護士 There was this nurse--
真高興你安然無恙 Well, I'm glad you're safe.
你下一站想去哪 Where do you want to head to next?
你知道嗎 Uh, you know what?
事實上 我聽說大家分開的體驗會更好 Actually, I heard that the experience is even better
要不你干脆去找女巫吧 if you stay split up, so why don't you go find the witches?
她們很了不起 我呢 就去看麥克白夫人 They're awesome, and I think I see Lady Macbeth.
戴安娜 你在這干嘛 Diana, what are you doing here?
你不是去巴黎了嗎 I thought you were in Paris.
我還是覺得 和你在一起 Well, I decided it was, um, more important
更重要些 to spend time with you.
聽起來很甜蜜 而且出乎意料 That's really sweet and unexpected,
但我約了別人 很抱歉 but I'm here with someone. I'm sorry.
是 是查莉 我知道 我看見你倆一起進來了 Yeah, Charlie. I know. I saw you both come in.
不得不說 我很驚訝 I have to say, I was surprised.
你說過我們不必專一的 You said we weren't exclusive.
很明顯 她也不是 Neither is she, apparently.
你知道她還在約著別人 對吧 You know she's seeing someone, right?
是的 她提過此事 Yeah, she mentioned something about that,
但我非常確信她只是在彌補對方 but I'm pretty sure she was just making it up.
也許他們分手了 Well, then maybe they broke up.
因為我聽說 Because last I heard,
她覺得他不夠在乎她 she felt he wasn't paying her enough attention,
她正試圖補救 and she was trying to remedy that.
無論如何 Anyway...
我不會再打擾你們了 I won't bother you anymore.
我只是希望你不是那個計劃的一部分 I just hope you're not part of that plan.
最后一組現在正在入場 Final group is going inside now.
你不想加入他們嗎 Don't you wanna join them?
不 謝謝 我正在等人 Oh, no, thanks. I'm--I'm waiting for someone.
但看起來那人不會來了 Who it seems isn't coming.
打發時光 看似是時光 ...Beguile the time. Look like the time.
你的眼中含著歡迎的目光 Bear welcome in your eyes,
你的雙手 你的舌尖 your hands, your tongue...
布萊爾 Blair?
你當然知道是我了 Of course you knew it was me.
是聞到了我的香水嗎 Was it my perfume?
我應該回舞臺那邊去了 I should get back to the performance.
你不能破壞了好戲 You can't disrupt the drama.
看起來我們...被困在一起了 Looks like we're stuck... together...
無人打擾 在一群匿名的蒙面人當中 alone... Amongst the masked and anonymous.
你還記得我們曾經扮演的角色嗎 Do you remember when we used to play dress-up?
怎會忘記 How could I forget?
盡管我不認為 Though I didn't think
現在的你適合這種娛樂場所 this was your kind of entertainment anymore.
至少我知道我是安全的 At least I know I'm safe, locked in here
和全新的一點都不沖動的恰克·拜斯呆在這里 with the new Chuck Bass who has none of his old urges.
我不得不承認 I have to admit,
一開始我很難相信你 I had a hard time believing you at first,
但現在我看到 but now I see--
這種治療 還有你的道歉 the therapy, the apology--
你真的變了 you really have changed.
就像進到這里 我覺得溫暖 As warm as it's getting in here,
就可以撩開我頸上的頭發 I can sweep the hair from the nape of my neck
而不用擔心你的激情會被點燃 without setting you off.
能夠 讓我放下戒備 It's such a relief...
真的讓我感到放松 to be able to... let my guard down.
看 Oh, look.
他們還有紅辣椒呢 They even have red hots.
你絕對難以抗拒 Mmm. You never could resist.
想要一個嗎 Do you want one?
不用 謝謝 No, but thank you.
沒人看著 No one is looking.
即使是全新的恰克·拜斯肯定 Even the new Chuck Bass must still have some
留有一些陰暗欲望的 of his darkest desires.
嘗嘗嘛 Just a taste.
準備好了嗎 查莉 Are you ready, Charlie?
內特在那兒 There's Nate.
去吻他 Go kiss him.
艾薇嗎 Ivy?
馬克斯 Max.
對查莉表妹來說 It's been the performance of a lifetime
表演是一生的事業 但是今晚 for cousin Charlie, but tonight,
看來就是最后一幕了 it looks like it just might be the final curtain.
我就知道你還是那個恰克 I knew you were still the same Chuck.
你以為虛偽的道歉和一些慈善行為 You thought by one fake apology and a few charitable acts,
就可以讓我質疑 that you could get me to question
和路易在一起的理由 all the reasons I'm with Louis,
但我是對的 But I was right.
你根本無法改變 You are incapable of change.
看來你很了解我 Seems you know me too well.
現在 因為你 我更加確定 And now, thanks to you, I'm more certain than ever
我選了正確的男人 再見 that I chose the right man. Good-bye.
再見 布萊爾 Good-bye, Blair.
我不記得最后一次開它是什么時候 I can't remember the last time I drove it,
反正一倒出車庫就壞了 but it died as soon as I pulled out of the garage.
好的 謝謝 Yeah, thanks.
那好了就告訴我 Well, just let me know when it's ready,
我會來取 and I'll head back.
對 我今晚得用車 Yeah, I need to get on the road tonight.
再見 Bye-bye.
丹嗎 Dan?
-再來一杯嗎 -不用 謝謝 - One more? - No, thank you.
你還好嗎 Are you okay?
我剛看到《八卦天后》爆料 I just saw the "Gossip girl" Blast.
"瑟琳娜·范德·某某 "Serena Van Der who?
寂寞獨酌 抑或遭人放鴿" Last girl standing, or simply stood up""
無精打采 真是丟人 She is so heartless and humiliating.
這沒什么 Oh, this is nothing
以前她還說我在畢業典禮上 compared to when she called me
是"無關人員"呢 "Irrelevant" At graduation
還有對世人宣稱我有性病 or when she lied to the world that I had an S.T.D.
所以我們才要合作啊 This is exactly why we need to work together...
通過你的博客 on your blog.
這樣《八卦天后》就會流失讀者 So Gossip Girl loses her readers,
她的攻擊的傷害力也會減弱 and her attacks lose their power.
我皮厚點就行啦 Or I just develop a thicker skin,
幾年來一直都這樣解決的 which is what I've done over the years.
讓我不爽的是她還攻擊 It just upsets me when she goes after people
那些還未強大到能保護自己的人 that aren't strong enough to defend themselves.
我該走了 I should probably go.
-明天見 -好 - See you tomorrow. - Okay.
再見 Bye-bye.
有關查莉的事 你是對的 Well, it turns out you were right about Charlie.
對不起 我不希望你受到傷害 I'm sorry. I didn't want to see you get hurt,
盡管我傷害你的已經夠多了 even though I can see how much I've hurt you myself.
你哪里傷害過我了 How can you hurt me?
我是你的左膀右臂嘛 I'm your right-hand man, after all.
你比這重要得多 You're more than that.
上周 我公開你是我的男友 Last week, I told everyone you were my boyfriend
不是因為你要 而是我想那么做 not because you wanted me to, but because I wanted to.
我關心你 I care about you.
那為什么不早點告訴我 Well, then why didn't you just tell me that earlier?
因為我覺得你不想聽到這些 Because I didn't think that was what you wanted to hear.
從今晚的情況看 Although judging from tonight,
你可能更希望和別人在一起 maybe you'd rather be with someone else.
好好想想 Think about it.
然后告訴我你的決定 Let me know.
一方面 我感覺我的書 It was one thing to-- to feel like my book
并沒有預想中那么受到上東區的歡迎 wasn't exactly appreciated in the upper east side.
我有過預期 但是 I expected that. But--
在巡回書展上 but then the readings on the tour--
讀者越來越少 I mean, they--you know, they were less and less full.
在哈特福德 大概只來了十個人 In Hartford, I think, like ten people showed up,
其中一半還只是為了躲雨 and half of them were there to get out of the rain.
我的書慘敗了 爸 My book is a failure, dad.
我失敗了 I'm--I'm a failure.
你沒有失敗 You're not a failure.
當林肯老鷹四處巡演時 When I started touring with Lincoln Hawk,
我們甚至連 we didn't even have a--
汽車 經濟人 A bus, a roadie,
報酬也不多 an amp that didn't create massive feedback.
我知道 都聽了不止一次了 I know. I've heard this more than once.
對 但你不知道的是 巡演中 Yeah, but what you don't know about this tour
有好多次我們只是表演給區區幾個人看 is how many times we played for a handful of people.
在德州馬爾法 In marfa, texas,
我們唯一的觀眾就是酒保 our entire audience was a bartender.
是的 但那個酒保 他跟他朋友說起 Yeah, but that bartender-- he spoke to his friends,
然后他們再告訴他們的朋友 and they told their friends,
不久我們的位子都賣光了 and soon we were selling out.
只要有一個人能喜歡上你的作品 It just takes one person to connect with your art,
感受到你與他們的直接溝通 who feels like you directly communicated with them
這就是個積累的開始 to start a groundswell.
但是如果你不出現 But you can't connect with that person
你一個人都無法接觸到 unless you show up.
謝謝你 爸 Thank you, dad.
我確實需要聽聽這些話 I think, uh, I think I needed to hear that.
你來紐約干什么 What are you doing in New York?
進城參加面試 In town for a job interview.
你在這兒才奇怪吧 What's really weird is what you're doing here.
剛剛到底發生什么了 What the hell just happened back there?
我認出你了 I recognized you.
我們離開這兒吧 聊聊 Let's get outta here, catch up.
我有伴的 I'm here with someone.
事實上 你吻我的時候我還以為是她 In fact, I thought you were her when you kissed me.
我應該回去找她了 她叫瑟琳娜 I should really go find her. Her name's Serena.
瑟琳娜·范德·伍德森嗎 Serena Van der Woodsen?
你認識她嗎 Do you know her?
紐約人人都認識 知道她 Everyone in New York knows her--of her.
我想進一步了解她 Well, I'd like to get to know her better,
所以我得回去找她了 so I'm gonna go find her.
不要 Please don't.
命運讓我們再次遇到一定是有原因的 Fate brought us back together for a reason.
我想你 I miss you.
在洛杉磯我犯錯了 我把一切都告訴你 I made a mistake in L.A., and I'll tell you all about it
只要你跟我走 if you just come with me.
我不會再因為你的話拋下一切了 艾薇 I'm not gonna drop everything because you tell me to, Ivy.
是你甩了我 You walked out on me.
你知道那是馬克斯 對嗎 You knew it was Max behind that mask, didn't you?
我告訴過你我們會最后一次向內特證明 I told you we were going to show Nate for the last time
你是錯誤的選擇 that you were the wrong choice for him.
為什么你說幫我擺脫馬克斯 Why would you use Max when you said
同時又利用他呢 that you would help me get rid of him?
我有了更好的計劃 I found a better plan,
而且我喜歡看你在痛苦中掙扎 and I like watching you squirm.
不過 讓我幫你解脫吧 But... Let me put you out of your misery.
你被開除了 You're fired.
什么 What?
很明顯 你前男友會讓你的秘密敗露 Clearly, your ex is going to out your secret.
請別這樣 please don't do this.
事情已經砸了 現在 It's already done, and now...
我們也完了 So are we.
對了 Oh, wait.
最后一件公事 One last piece of business.
再為"八卦天后"拍張照 A quick picture for "Gossip girl""
之后就該瑟琳娜到位了 and then Serena is in place.
別這樣 Oh, come on--
完美 Ohh. Perfection.
我發出的時候該用哪個名字呢 What name shall I use when I send it in--
艾薇還是查莉 Ivy or charlie?
名字不重要了 我會給你個驚喜的 Doesn't matter. I'll surprise you.
所有的面具都有摘下的一天 All masks eventually have to come off,
而手套也會一起脫掉 and with them, so do the gloves.
多洛塔 我希望你接受教訓了 Dorota, I hope you've learned your lesson.
我對查爾斯·巴薩羅姆·拜斯的看法 I will always be right about
永遠是正確的 Charles Bartholomew Bass,
現在也證明我選擇嫁給路易是對的 and now that I've proven I made the right choice with Louis,
明天我們可以繼續過產前修養生活了 Tomorrow we can get back to my restful week of prenatal pampering
直至我張開雙臂迎接我未婚夫歸來 before I welcome my fiance home with open arms.
謝謝你
我還是沒明白 So I don't get it.
你吻了布萊爾 所以她覺得你根本沒變 You kissed Blair so she'd think you hadn't changed?
只有讓她認為我永遠沒變 The only way for Blair to move on
她才能安心繼續她的生活 is if she thinks I never will.
我必須吻她 以此給她自由 I had to kiss her to set her free.
這恐怕是你做的最無私的事了 That may be the most selfless thing you've ever done.
我從沒這么善良過 也沒這么失落過 I've never been more good and less happy about it.
你的幸福呢 阿齊布爾德 And what of your happiness, Archibald?
爭奪你芳心之戰分出勝負了嗎 Was there a clear winner in the war for your heart?
我的心一直沒變 My heart was always in the same place.
我發現是我思想總是被別人牽制 I realized it was my head that was being messed with,
所以我打算自己做決定 so I've decided to make my own decisions
而不是被別人牽著鼻子走 instead of letting everyone else pull my strings.
馬上實施 我明白了 Starting now, I see.
你想見我 You wanted to see me?
是的 Yeah, I did.
鎖好你們的窗子吧 上東區的人們 Lock your windows, upper east siders.
看起來瑟琳娜的瘋表妹查莉 Looks like Serena's cuckoo cousin Charlie
又忘了吃藥 is off her meds again
現在她準備給自己制造個結局了 and about to jump to her own conclusion.
你在這兒做什么 What are you doing here?
你的約會對象怎么了 What happened to your date?
他爽約了 My date stood me up.
你怎么了 What happened to you?
我看了"八卦天后" I saw "Gossip girl."
我知道我不應該讓她逼成這樣 I know I shouldn't let her get to me like this,
但 But...
我覺得她在找我麻煩 I feel like she's after me
或是想從我這兒得到什么 or... on to something.
也許我一回來 就對一切操之過急了 Maybe I took on too much too fast when I came back.
我跟戴安娜辭職了 I told Diana I quit.
我想也許 I think maybe
我應該回家去 I... should just go home.
不不 別讓"八卦天后"得逞 No, no, don't let "gossip girl" bully you.
拜托 你一定要克服這個難關 Come on. You have to rise above it.
現在所有的事情都岌岌可危 Everything is so fragile right now.
我只要走錯一步 我的人生就全毀了 If I make one false move, my whole world collapses.
別離開 拜托了 Don't leave. Come on.
不管你現在什么感覺 讓我幫你 Whatever you're feeling, let me help you.
我們是一家人 We're family.
我為我今天說的話道歉 I'm so sorry for what I said today.
你不需要通過跟什么人約會 You don't need to be seen with some guy
來證明你自己 to define who you are.
別擔心 我知道的 Don't worry. I know that.
我想我以后再也不會見那人了 I don't think I'll ever see that guy again anyway.
但我不孤單 我有你的 對吧 But I'm not alone. I have you, right?
過來 Come here.
我得先去打個電話 I have to go make a quick call,
然后我們一起聊聊天 好嗎 then we'll hang out and chat more, okay?
好的 Sure.
我們都會為不同的原因帶上不同的面具 We all wear different masks for different reasons.
內特 你對我很重要 Nate, you matter to me... a lot.
我只是想試著保持冷靜 I was just trying to be cool.
這是我的風格 You know, that's my thing,
不過我開始覺得自己需要做些改變 although I'm beginning to see I may need a new... thing.
從現在起 我們是平等的 From now on, equals.
就咱們倆在一起 試試會怎樣 Just us, together, seeing what happens.
好啊 Yeah.
接電話吧 You can take it.
你確定嗎 Are you sure?
現在我的重心是你 不是工作 Because right now you're my priority, not business.
沒關系的 It's fine.
我去拿香檳來 I'll get the champagne.
你好 瑟琳娜 都還好嗎 Hello, Serena. Everything okay?
不太好 知道嗎 Not exactly. You know, it's one thing
"八卦天后"想羞辱我是一碼事 when gossip girl tries to humiliate me,
但如果她找別人的麻煩 比如查莉... but when she goes after someone like Charlie...
我還沒看"八卦天后" Ohh. I hadn't seen "Gossip girl."
她做什么了 What's she done?
跟她之前做的事沒什么兩樣 Just what she's done a thousand times before,
我受夠她了 我準備好幫你搞垮她了 and I'm sick of it. I'm ready to help you bring her down.
很抱歉 你迫于這種無奈 Well, I'm sorry for the circumstances
而做出這個決定 that brought you to this decision.
但我很期待與你的合作 I'm looking forward to working with you on this.
明早九點見 See you at 9:00.
不見不散 I'll be there.
我們帶上某些面具 Some masks we put on
因為那其實是我們想要的樣子 because it's truly who we want to be.
我為你驕傲
在路上 一會兒打給你
有一些是因為我們無法 Some we wear because we can't bear to face
面對面具背后的事實 what's really underneath...
或是因為別人需要我們戴上面具的模樣 Or because it's what someone else needs us to be.
所有事情都搞定了 Everything's set.
好的 很好 good. Very good.
你從來就不應該懷疑我 You should never have doubted me.
你很成功地重建了我孫子的形象 You've done a fine job rehabilitating my grandson's image.
他現在的狀態 正是我需要的 He's right where I need him to be.
而瑟琳娜也到了我們需要的狀態 And Serena's right where we need her, too.
和你合作總是很愉快 威廉 Always a pleasure working with you, William.
還有些面具 我們戴著來隱藏自己 And some masks we wear because we hope to stay hidden.
但戴面具有個很大的問題 But that's the problem with wearing masks.
它們時刻可能被剝下 They can be ripped off at any moment.
X.O.X.O. 八卦天后 X.O.X.O., gossip girl.