人们总是来漫画书店 It's amazing people keep coming
而不是在网上下载漫画 to comic book stores
真让人感到惊奇. instead of just downloading comics digitally.
这其实可能也是件好事吧, It's probably for the best.
毕竟对于这些每周来漫画店的人来说 For a lot of these guys, the weekly trip here
是他们的妈妈唯一有机会 is the only chance their mom has to go down
去地下室换下他们的床单的时候. to the basement and change their sheets.
这倒提醒我了 我今晚换新床单了 Oh, that reminds me, I get fresh sheets tonight. Yay.
Well? Well?
你感觉"新漫画书之夜"怎么样? What do you think of New Comic Book Night?
奇妙 是吧? Magic, huh?
Sheldon 我非常失望. Sheldon, I'm disappointed.
作为一个杰出的男人 As a brilliant man,
你允许有一些坏习惯. you're entitled to a vice.
吸毒 I could understand frequenting an opium den
或拉着死党去运动都算. or hunting your fellow man for sport.
但是这个? 愚蠢. But this? Lame-o.
漫画书是一种通过连载的方式 Comic books employ storytelling
来讲故事的艺术. through sequential art,
它可以一直追溯到17,000年前的 an medium that dates back 17,000 years
拉斯科洞窟岩画时代(旧石器时代的壁画). to the cave paintings of Lascaux,
你弹竖琴. You play the harp.
和那一样. Like that's cool.
需要帮忙找什么书么? Can I help you find anything?
给我来一本 上面女人的胸部 A comic that depicts a woman whose bosom
没有大到可以用作漂浮设备的. can't be used as a flotation device.
对不起 大多数来这的人. Sorry. Most of the guys
喜欢看大胸部. who come in here like big boobs.
他们中有些就有大胸部. Couple of them have big boobs.
快看 Hey, look, the new
Warlords of Ka新的拓展包发行了. Warlords of Ka'a expansion pack is out.
新拓展包? 简直不敢相信. A new one? Unbelievable.
他们只是造出了更多低级怪兽而已 They just keep making up more cheesy monsters,
然后把它们印在卡片上 再每盒卖25美元. slapping them on cards and selling them at 25 bucks a pop.
这就像是对那些不能容忍欺骗的人进行秘密 征税一样. It's like a secret tax on guys who can't get laid.
他们甚至都不说好好编点背景故事出来. They're not even trying.
想想在"地狱猛兽"拓展包里只是装满了"邪恶大象". Remember the Satanimals pack with the Hellephant?
为什么 真荒谬 Why, absurd.
他是什么 一个死亡并下地狱的坏大象? What was he, a bad elephant who died and went to hell?
一个大象做出什么坏事 What could an elephant
做会导致它永远受到诅咒呢? possibly do that would cause him eternal damnation?
"狂野的西部和女巫"? "Wild West and Witches"?
什么样的失败者会在乎 What kind of loser cares about a showdown
"比利小子"和"北部白巫"之间的最后一战? between Billy the Kid and the White Wizard of the North?
彻底的失败者 A total loser.
显然 一个拿着六发式左轮手枪的家伙 Obviously, a guy with a six-shooter
战胜了拿着魔杖的老人. beats an old man with a magic wand.
等会。 Well, h-hold on.
如果男巫把带有迷幻咒语的头盔 Uh, what if the wizard casts
戴到比利小子的帽子上会怎么样？ a Helmet of Confusion spell on Billy the Kid's cowboy hat?
什么？ 拜托！ What? Please!
我们讨论的是"比利小子". This is Billy the Kid we're talking about.
巫师会被射中眉心 I mean, the wizard would get shot between the eyes
在他说出这些话之前 before he could ever get out the words,
"比利小子"究竟在神秘的Ka'a国度里 "What the hell is Billy the Kid doing
做TMD什么? in the mystic realm of Ka'a?"
Leonard... Leonard...
Sheldon的朋友Amy究竟是什么情况? What's the deal with Sheldon's friend Amy?
他们是一对么? Are they a couple?
一对怪人 怎么了? Couple of weirdos. Why?
你对Amy感兴趣? You interested in Amy?
我的意思是说 她没有用 Well, I mean, she didn't look through me
让人精神崩溃外带蛋疼的 with soul-sucking, ball-shriveling
憎恨且轻蔑的眼光看我. hatred and contempt.
我喜欢拥有这样"品质"的女性. I like that in a woman.
如果我约Amy出去的的话你会告诉Sheldon么？ Could you run it by Sheldon if I could ask her out?
会 我想. Sure. I guess.
Stuart 帮我们解决个疑惑 Stuart, settle an argument for us.
谁能赢? Who would win,
"比利小子"还是"白巫"? Billy the Kid or the White Wizard?
要是我告诉你 If I tell you that,
我这不是抢了原本属于你们的 I'm robbing you of the hours of fun you could have
美好时光吗 而且这可是惊天跳楼价24.95刀哦. for the magical, rootin'-tootin' low price of $24.95.
我要一个. I'll take one.
那...也给我来一个. Mm... make it two.
我恨你们 以及我自己 我也要. I hate all of you and myself. Three.
我去开小票. I'll ring it up.
让这群呆子上钩还不是瓮中捉鳖嘛. Like shooting nerds in a barrel.
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能跟你说件事儿吗? Hey, can I talk to you about something?
有点小尴尬. It's a little awkward.
我知道了. I know what this is about.
因为你在学术领域内毫无进展 Given the professional standstill you're at,
所以在考虑是时候 you're wondering if this is the appropriate time
放弃研究改行执教了吧. to abandon your research and focus on teaching.
肯定是这样了. Yes.
要我建议的话 And if I may suggest,
你可以考虑换个学科. consider changing disciplines.
人文学科就不错--比如历史. Yeah, to the humanities-- perhaps history.
教历史的一大优点 One of the advantages of teaching history
就是你不需要搞什么发明创造. is that you don't have to create things.
你只要记住 You know, you just have to remember
发生过什么事儿 再像个鹦鹉一样吐出来就行. stuff that happened and then parrot it back.
你会乐在其中的. You could have fun with that.
根本不是这事儿. Yeah, that's not it.
Stuart对Amy有点意思. Stuart's kind of interested in Amy.
这还用说吗 Amy本身就是个很有趣的人. Oh, of course he is. She's very interesting.
你还不知道吧 在她14岁的时候 Did you know, when she was 14,
她剪开了自己脚趾间的蹼. she severed the webbing between her own toes?
不. No.
他是想让我问问 He wanted me to find out
你是否介意他约Amy出去. if you'd have a problem with him asking her out.
我不知如何回答他 Leonard. I'm not sure how to respond, Leonard.
我并非"占有"Amy. I don't own Amy.
你不能"占有"一个人. Can't own a person.
至少不能在... At least not since...
1863之后. 1863.
因为那年 林肯总统解放了... President Lincoln freed the...
奴隶! 听着点 Leonard Slaves! Come on, Leonard,
你要真去教历史的话 if you're going to teach history,
这些是你必须知道的. these are the kind of facts you'll have to know.
好吧 无所谓了. You know what? Never mind.
我这就去告诉他 放心地约Amy出去吧. I'm going to tell him it's okay to ask her out.
这个是个伪命题. The question is moot.
这根本不可能 Stuart There is no way that Stuart,
一个寒碜的图书小贩 an impoverished peddler of picture books,
Amy Farrah Fowler怎么会看得上呢? would be at all appealing to Amy Farrah Fowler,
一位声名显赫的神经生物学家 a noted neurobiologist
甚至能够对自己的脚实施外科手术 capable of performing surgery on her own feet
而且是在毫无医疗设备 仅靠从 with nothing but nitrous oxide
搅拌奶油罐中的一氧化氮来实施麻醉的情况下. from cans of whipped cream as anesthesia.
但我先把话说清楚, All right, but for the record,
我可确确实实是事先征询了你的意见了 I checked in with you to see how you'd feel about it.
完全不介意 你就这么跟他说就行. Fine. The record shall so reflect.
现在 回到我们眼下面临的问题 Now, getting back to the problem at hand,
一个被淘汰了的实验物理学家去干什么工作好呢... what to do with a washed-up experimental physicist...
我没有被淘汰. I am not washed-up.
可悲啊 Leonard. Oh, Leonard.
那么多的人都在关心你 想帮助你 Lots of people love you and want to help you,
但在你意识到自己的问题之前 他们爱莫能助. but they can't until you admit the problem.
姐妹们 我们干了整整一瓶啊. Well, ladies, we killed the bottle.
我只喝了半杯而已. I had half a glass.
我还滴酒未沾. I didn't have any.
拜托 别对我评头论足. Okay, don't judge me.
接下来 大家想去干什么呢-- So, what do you want to do--
看电影 跳舞 还是躺下来歇会儿? go to the movies, go dancing, lay down for a little bit?
我们还可以玩...便携版Twister游戏. Or we play... Travel Twister.
Amy 开玩笑呢 玩Twister? Amy, really? Twister?
不好意思 玩这个游戏 Excuse me. I've passed many
可是让我度过了很多个有趣的夜晚. an enjoyable evening playing this game.
而且我确信和其他人一起玩的时候 And I'm sure it's a lot more exciting
一定会刺激很多. when you play with other people.
怎样 闺蜜? 咱们没队服 那就一队穿衬衫 一队不穿吧. What do you say, bestie? We can do shirts and skins.
我是衬衫队 哈哈 你们就... I'm shirts. Called it.
我个头太小了不适合玩扭扭乐. I'm too small for Twister.
还有过山车. And roller coasters.
还有脚着地坐在地板上. And sitting with my feet on the floor.
妈妈 但愿那些烟你抽得高兴 害的我这么矮小 Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.
你知道吗 我妈妈在怀我的时候 Hey, you know, my mom smoked pot
还抽大麻 结果我g个头不还是高高的嘛 when she was pregnant with me, and I turned out just fine.
看呐 我还有桃子味杜松子酒. Hey, look, I have peach schnapps.
感谢上帝. Thank God.
大伙们 有件事. Guys, something happened.
怎么了? What's wrong?
我觉得有个男生喜欢我. I think a boy likes me.
"嗨 我是Stuart. "Hi. It's Stuart.
"我们在漫画书店见过. "We met at the comic book store.
"我想你是不是愿意有空 "I was wondering if you'd like
"一起喝点咖啡. "To get coffee sometime.
"如果你不愿意的话就算了 "It's okay if you say no.
"说不定这正是提醒我, "It might be the kick in the pants I need
是时候开始吃抗抑郁的药物了 to start taking Zoloft."
Amy 你个小狐狸精. Amy, little vixen.
那厚厚的聚酯和羊毛之下 原来你还藏着这么一手啊 Just working it under all those layers of wool and polyester.
你准备怎么办? What are you going to do?
难道他不知道你有男朋友? Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?
她没有男朋友 Oh, she doesn't have a boyfriend;
她有的是Sheldon. she has a Sheldon.
那你喜欢Stuart吗? So do you like Stuart?
不清楚. I don't know.
他挺好的. He's nice.
挺有趣的. He's funny.
他那灰灰的憔悴的面容 He has the sallow, drawn countenance
加上那个过度活跃的甲状腺. associated with an overactive thyroid gland.
还算挺性感的. That's kind of hot.
亲爱的你知道 我们都喜欢Sheldon Okay, look, sweetie, we all love Sheldon,
但你和他都拍拖一年多了 but you've been with him over a year now.
如果不会有什么进展的话 If it's not going anywhere,
接触些其他人又有什么关系? what does it hurt to look around?
对啊 我想他们没有像我和Howie一样 Well, yeah, I guess they're not engaged
都订婚了呢. like me and Howie.
我只是随口说说, Yeah, for what it's worth,
但订了婚的人也可以留意些其他人的. engaged people can look around, too.
外面的选择可多了去了. Lot of options out there.
Stuart去哪了? Where's Stuart?
出去了. Out.
你是? Who are you?
我是Dale. I'm Dale.
他让我来看店了. He left me in charge.
你确定? Really?
是啊. Yeah.
我也不清楚他什么意思. I don't get it, either.
我想退掉这个"狂野西部大战Ka'a巫师 " I want to return this "Wild West and Witches"
的扩展包. Ka'a expansion pack.
不好意思 我不负责退货. Sorry. I don't do returns.
这事太难了. They're hard.
当然 当然. Sure, sure.
Stuart什么时候回来? Uh, when will Stuart be back?
不知道 他去喝咖啡了. I don't know. He went out for coffee.
和一个女生. With a girl.
看来我错了. Oh, I guess I was wrong.
你还好吗? You okay?
我好吗? Am I okay?
Leonard 我正在我可见的毕生轨迹上 Leonard, I'm on a lifelong trajectory
那包括获得诺贝尔奖和让城市用我的名字来命名. that includes a Nobel Prize and cities named after me,
我全部的四颗智齿 all four wisdom teeth
很舒服地呆在我的嘴里完全不需要摘除. fit comfortably in my mouth without need of extraction,
而且我的排便系统就像德国人的火车时刻表这么准时. and my bowel movements run like a German train schedule.
我没事吧? Am I okay?
我也很好! I'm okay, too!
疯狂的 Bill Witchcock. Wild Bill Witchcock.
一个 艾布拉-科曼奇 部落. A tribe of Abra-Comanches.
燃烧的痰盂. Flaming Spittoon.
可别说我没跟你们说. And for the record,
我对你们这帮牛仔很失望. I'm very disappointed in you cowpokes.
这可是我们第一次玩 We're playing our inaugural round
"狂野西部和女巫". of "Wild West and Witches,"
而我是唯一一个愿意 and I'm the only one who bothered
根据游戏场景来着装的人. to dress for the occasion.
"吐". Patooie.
我们可不带牛仔帽,Sheldon. We're not wearing cowboy hats, Sheldon.
看起来太傻了. It looks ridiculous.
那是不是我的靴子和马刺看起来也很可笑? And I suppose my boots and spurs are ridiculous, too?
- 是的. - 非常可笑. - 相当可笑. - Yeah. - Very. - Incredibly so.
那我们上次玩Satanimals pack的时候, Did it look ridiculous when we got the Satanimals pack
我穿成Beelzebobcat的样子 是不是也很可笑? and I dressed up as a Beelzebobcat?
- 是的. - 非常可笑. - 相当可笑. - Yeah. - Very. - Incredibly so.
算了,继续玩吧. All right, fine. Let's just play.
我们应该对他温和点. We should go easy on him.
Amy 今晚和 Stuart 约会去了. Amy's out with Stuart tonight.
等等. Wait a minute.
你是说 Sheldon 专有的 Are you telling me that Sheldon's patented blend
没有嘿咻 还充满傲慢的态度 of condescension and no sex
居然连一个女人都 hold 不住? isn't enough to hold on to a woman?
Cluck, cluck, cluck. Cluck, cluck, cluck.
我们这是在干什么? 是一群妇女在做针线活? What are we, ladies at a quilting bee?
还是一帮男人在玩一个关于 Or are we men playing a fantasy card game
充满魔法的边陲小镇的桌面游戏? set in a magical frontier town?
不好意思. Sorry.
恐怖的印第安帐篷. Creepy Tepee.
Annie Ogly. Annie Ogly.
Pocahontas的小把戏. Hocus Pocus Pocahontas.
请允许我指出 其实是你们三个 And may I point out it is the three of you
一直纠缠于Stuart和Amy的约会,不是我. who are obsessed with Stuart and Amy, not me.
我觉得你们应该问问你们自己 I think you need to ask yourselves
谁才是这里最可笑的人. who's really being ridiculous here.
- 你. - 是你. - 肯定是你. - It's you. - You are. - Totally you.
兄弟们,快看. Hey, guys, check it out.
豪华限量版的"狂野西部和女巫". The deluxe limited edition "Wild West and Witches"
还是有编号和签名的铁盒增容版. expansion pack in the signed and numbered collector's tin.
不是吧. Come on, no!
我们刚买了平装版啊. We just bought the regular pack.
看,警长徽章. Ooh, a sheriff's badge.
不错,还是是魔杖. Yeah, it's also a wand.
还是立体成像的?不错啊. With a hologram? Nice!
嘿,你看到了吗? Hey, do you see this?
我可是在"矩阵母体"里面,Leonard,我什么都看的见. I'm in the matrix, Leonard; I see everything.
开玩笑吧? You got to be kidding me.
你在脸谱网上加Stuart为好友了? You friended Stuart on Facebook?
我以为你不再喜欢用脸谱网了啊. I thought you didn't like Facebook anymore.
别傻了. Don't be silly.
只要是能取代正常人类联络方式的东西我都感兴趣. I'm a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.
算了吧. Please.
你是在脸谱网上看他们的约会进展吧. You're looking at Facebook to find out how their date went.
是吗? Really?
你认为我在乎一个 You think I care if a man, what,
"和一个极好的女士分享一杯咖啡"的男人? "Shared a pumpkin latte with a dynamite lady"?
你就装吧你. You're so full of it.
你可以去相信 You are free to believe
你想要相信的任何东西. whatever you like.
我在好友上面把你删掉了. And unfriend Rajesh Koothrappali.
你把我删掉了?当真? You unfriended me? Seriously?
对啊. Oh, yeah.
现在他将要错过那些极好的更新了,比如 Now he's gonna miss all those great updates like,
"我不敢相信我等了这么久 "I can't believe I waited this long
才做出来我自己的香料" to make my own potpourri""
Sheldon,为什么你不直接承认 Sheldon, why don't you just acknowledge
你对Amy有感觉 that you have feelings for Amy
而且你不想让她和别的男士出去约会? and you don't want her going out with other men?
Leonard Hofstadter你也被拖入黑名单啦. And unfriend Leonard Hofstadter.
我有个偏激点的法子. Here's a radical thought.
用传统的方式 去和Stuart决斗. Go old-school, challenge Stuart to a fight.
我觉得没有什么比看着两个瘦小的白人男孩 I mean, nothing makes the ladies hotter
闭着眼互相猛抓 than two skinny white guys
更能让一位女士热血沸腾的啦. swatting at each other with their eyes closed.
Howard Wolowitz也被拖入黑名单啦. And unfriend Howard Wolowitz.
这下我们都被拖黑啦. That's all of us.
-我能用一下你的电脑吗? -干嘛? - Can I use the laptop? - Why?
我也还是买一下那个铁盒珍藏版吧. I have to buy that stupid collector's tin.
-我们都爱谁? -Penny. Who do we love? Penny.
Hello, Sheldon. Hello, Sheldon.
快进来. Come on in.
谢谢. Thank you.
有什么事? What's up?
我是来问问你愿意和我去约个会吗? I came to ask if you would like to go on a date with me.
对不起,你说什么? I'm sorry, what?
约个会. A date.
就你和我. You and me.
吃个饭,跳个舞都行. Dining, dancing,
说不定你想去看个职业拳击赛,这也行. perhaps you'd like to take in a prizefight.
你想让Amy吃你的醋? God, are you trying to make Amy jealous?
不. No.
为什么大家都死盯着Amy和Stuart不放呢? Why is everyone so obsessed with Amy and Stuart?
他们是不是又点了一杯南瓜咖啡, Whether or not they may be having more pumpkin lattes
或是打算今晚"亲密接触"一下. or intercourse tonight.
好啦,听我说. Okay, listen to me.
耍这些小手段是不能把Amy夺回来的. Playing games is not gonna help get Amy back.
我没有试着把她夺回来. I am not trying to get her back.
但是,仅仅是出于好奇,你有什么办法? But, out of curiosity, what is a way?
亲爱的,让我给你讲个故事. All right, honey, let me tell you a story.
从前有个男孩我很喜欢,但我从没告诉过他. There was a guy I liked, and I never told him how I felt.
最后,他和别的女孩在一起啦, Eventually, he started going out with someone else,
我经常为这件事后悔. and I always regretted it.
你能明白我为什么要告诉你这些吗? Do you see where I'm going with this?
我觉得我搞明白啦. I believe I do.
Mm. Mm.
我就是你说的那个男孩. I'm the guy.
你不是我说的那个人. You're not the guy.
你确定? Are you sure?
这能解释很多事情. That would explain so much.
你经常出现在我的房子里, Your constant presence in my apartment,
让人无法理解地和Leonard调情 其实是为了接近我. that baffling dalliance with Leonard just to be near me,
还有你一直称呼我的方式 the way you call me
"亲爱的" "Sweetie" All the time.
我管每个人都叫"亲爱的" I call everyone "Sweetie."
你个淫荡的女人. You tramp.
听着Sheldon,我说这么多是要你 Look, Sheldon, all I'm saying is
只关注她一个人(英文直译:系上带子),去Amy聊聊. strap on a pair and go talk to Amy.
系上带子? "Strap on a pair"?
什么的带子?溜冰鞋的? Of what, skates?
亲爱的 你和我喜欢相去太远喽. Oh, sweetie, you are so not the guy.
如果你觉得无聊,你可以走的. If you're bored, you can go.
我能理解. I understand.
没有啊,我觉得挺不错的. No, I'm having a nice time.
不用可怜我. Don't patronize me.
借过,借过. Excuse me. Excuse me.
对不起,麻烦让一下. Pardon me.
让一让,借过. Pardon me. Excuse me.
Hi, Stuart. Hi, Stuart.
Hi, Sheldon. Hi, Sheldon.
不好意思,再让一下. Pardon me... Excuse me...
Sheldon,你来这里干吗? Sheldon, what are you doing here?
想到你和像Stuart这样的人坐在 The thought of you sitting in a darkened theater
漆黑的电影院里真让人觉得讨厌. with a character like Stuart is repellent.
Stuart我不是有意要冒犯你. No offense, Stuart.
我知道你的意思,没觉得冒犯. None taken.
尽管"让人讨厌"是个有点...有点语气重的词. Although "Repellent" Is kind of a... kind of a strong word.
非常抱歉我这个约会让你不爽, I'm sorry this causes you discomfort,
但是根据当前我们俩既定的关系 but based on the currently established parameters
就算我想投身再令人反感的情境, of our relationship, I can put myself
也不是你的事情吧. in any repellent situation I want.
你又说了一遍 Um, again...
Stuart 别插话 你太失礼了. Stuart, please. You're being rude.
还有别的要说吗 Anything else?
我想改变一下我们的 I believe I would like to alter
关系模式 the paradigm of our relationship.
我正听着. I'm listening.
你要先明白实质上还是什么都不变 With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever,
不管肉体还是别的 physical or otherwise,
我不反对我们不再称你为 I would not object to us
“不是我的女朋友” no longer characterizing you as "Not my girlfriend."
很有趣. Interesting.
现在试一下不用4重否定再说一遍 Now try it without the quadruple negative.
你简直不可理喻. You're being impossible.
你好 stuart. Hi, Stuart.
好吧. Fine.
Amy... Amy...
你愿意当我女朋友吗 will you be my girlfriend?
我愿意 Yes.
好啦,这已经到我能忍受的极限啦. Well, that's enough of that.
抱歉打扰了. Sorry to interrupt.
你们继续约会. You two enjoy your date.
这一美元是给你用来缓解这些麻烦带来的痛楚. Here's a dollar for your troubles.
自己去买Sour Patch Kids糖吃吧 Get yourself some Sour Patch Kids.
不好意思 不好意思 对不起 借过 Excuse me... Excuse me... Pardon me...
不好意思 麻烦让一让 Excuse me. Pardon me.
撇开你和另外一个家伙的关系有了新进展不说 So, other than you taking your relationship
今晚我过得还是很愉快的. to the next level with another guy, this was nice.
谢谢你送我到我家门口. Yes, well, thanks for seeing me to my door.
不客气 Oh, you're welcome.
Amy. Amy. Amy. Amy. Amy. Amy.
你们赶快就在那说拜拜吧 Let's wrap things up out there.
晚安 Stuart. Um, good night, Stuart.
晚安. Good night.
Stuart,请注意她的暗示. Take the hint, Stuart.
人家都说了“晚安”了. The lady said "Good night."
你怎么进来我公寓的? How did you get into my apartment?
这是不是就是我该期待的 Wow. Is that the kind of nagging I can expect
你成为我女朋友之后的唠叨? now that you're my girlfriend?
好在我起草了这个. Good thing I drew this up.
这是什么 What's that?
给你看一下我们的交往协议 I present to you the relationship agreement.
31页的装订契约 A binding covenant that, in its 31 pages,
列举 重申和编纂了 enumerates, iterates and codifies
Sheldon Lee Cooper的权利和责任 the rights and responsibilities of Sheldon Lee Cooper,
这里和后面都标注为"男朋友" here and after known as "The boyfriend,"
Amy Farrah Fowler标注为"女朋友". and Amy Farrah Fowler, here and after known as "The girlfriend""
这太浪漫啦. It's so romantic.
互利条款都这样. Mutual indemnification always is.
你先看着 我准备一下我公正人的印章. Why don't you start perusing while I set up my notary stamp.
"第五节：牵手. "Section 5: Hand-holding.
"牵手"只限于 "Hand-holding is only allowed
发生在下面的情况中 "Under the following circumstances.
有一方陷于 Either party is in danger of falling off a cliff,
从悬崖 断崖或岩石等掉落的危险中 "Precipice or ledge;
或者有一方因为得了诺贝尔奖之后 Either party is deserving of a hearty handshake
另一方理应衷心地握手祝贺 "After winning a Nobel Prize;
又或者打流感疫苗针时互相支持" Moral support during flu shots""
似乎有点苛刻啊 Seems a bit restrictive.
随你的便 你可以去请个律师 Feel free to retain a lawyer.
Penny 我说了"右手碰红色" Penny, I said "Right hand red."
我听到了 Yeah, I heard you.
我喝的这不就是红的吗? I got red.
Bernadette 左脚碰黄色 Bernadette, left foot yellow.
下次我们玩地狱边境吧 We should play limbo next.
玩这个没人能打赢我 No one beats me at limbo.
Penny. Amy. Bernadette. Penny. Amy. Bernadette.
我的男友来了. That's my boyfriend.
门开着. It's open!
我手指扎到刺了. I got a splinter.
你想我怎样 What do you want me to do about it?
交往协议第四节：小错误和小创伤 Relationship agreement Section 4: Boo-boos and Ouchies.
你该照料我. You have to take care of it.
我应该雇个律师才对. I should've gotten a lawyer.
貌似只剩我们俩玩儿了. Looks like it's just us playing.
Penny? Penny?
Penny 酒喝完了. Penny, we're out of wine!
或许该你开车去买. You should probably drive.
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