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八卦天后
第五季 第八集
"八卦天后"在此 這是你了解曼哈頓名流們 Gossip Girl here-- your one and only source
這是你了解曼哈頓名流們 into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite.
實際上是因為我嫉妒了 The truth is I was jealous.
你才是丹小說的主角 You're the star of Dan's book.
你住在這里嗎 Do you live in this building?
不是 我在這里工作 我能幫上你嗎 No, I work here. Can I help you find something?
我在找我的前女友艾薇·迪肯斯 I'm looking for my ex-girlfriend, Ivy Dickens.
艾薇嗎 Ivy?
馬克斯 Max.
我有伴的 I'm here with someone,
我應該回去找她了 and I should really go find her.
她叫瑟琳娜 Her name's serena.
瑟琳娜·范德·伍德森嗎 Serena Van Der Woodsen?
你的約會對象怎么了 What happened to your date?
他爽約了 My date stood me up.
只有讓她認為我永遠沒變 The only way for Blair to move on
她才能安心繼續她的生活 is if she thinks I never will.
我必須吻她 以此給她自由 I had to kiss her to set her free.
我剛發現你收了別人的錢 I just found out you were taking money
來暴露我的隱私 to reveal information about me.
恰克毀了他生命中所有的人和事 Chuck destroys everything,
他永遠都不會改變 and he'll never change.
我真正擔心的是你正在變得和他一樣 But what's scaring me is that you're changing into him.
不 路易 你去忙你的公事吧 No, Louis, you should go on your trip.
而且 分開幾天對你我都好 Besides, a few days apart would be good for us.
洗澡本該讓你覺得神清氣爽 A shower is supposed to make you feel fresh and clean,
但在上東區 but on the upper east side,
卻是烏煙瘴氣 they're where I get the most dirt.
而今晚B的婚前派對[shower也有洗禮的意思] And b.'s bridal shower tonight promises to be
一定會丑事不斷 an absolutely filthy affair.
只有兩個人未受邀請 The only two people left off the list--
第一位 Number one...
一條雜種狗 你認真的嗎 Honestly, a mutt?
怪不得布萊爾甩了你選擇路易 No wonder Blair chose Louis over you.
簡直太明智了 Totally right call, b.T.-Dubs,
因為你跟皇族是天壤之別 'cause you are so the opposite of royalty.
你得有多不爽 Still, how royally miffed are you
今晚的婚前派對甚至都沒被邀請 that you weren't even invited to the shower tonight?
姑娘們 我已經很能忍了 Girls, I have been trying very hard lately to be good.
但如果我現在放狗咬人 Yet I don't feel the slightest pang of guilt
也一點兒不會覺得愧疚 unleashing my attack dog right now.
而且我應該提醒你們 And I should warn you.
他受過追趕普拉達A貨的專門訓練 He's trained to go after fake Prada.
好樣的 小猴子 Good boy, Monkey.
"被漏掉的第二位是誰呢 "As for number two? In high school,
在高中D被漏掉 是因為沒有人認識他 D. got left off the list because no one knew who he was.
現在他被漏掉是因為他太有名了 Now it's because they know too well.
看來寂寞男孩該把名字 Looks like lonely boy needs to change his name
改成被驅逐的男孩了" to 'banished boy.'"
這就是你們的反應嗎 謝謝支持 Really, guys? Thank you for the support.
我的意思是 他們至少還談論你 Well, listen, I mean, at least they're still talking about you.
如果他們不談論 你才該擔心 If they weren't, I'd start worrying.
《局外人》已經從暢銷榜單上掉下來了 Well, that might happen soon, since "Inside" is off
估計那也快了 the best sellers list.
但你的售書之旅進行的還順利 對嗎 But the rest of the book tour went better, right?
是啊 好多了 Yeah, it did. It did much better.
我的手還因為簽了所有的書 I mean, my hand's still kinda sore
而有些疼呢 from having to sign all those copies.
給點耐心 會有好轉的 See? Just give it time. Things will turn around.
查莉 你感覺怎么樣 Charlie, how are you feeling?
挺好 謝謝 丹 你好 Fine, thanks. Hi, Dan.
她怎么了 What's with her?
我該去跟她聊聊 魯弗斯 I should go talk to her. Oh, uh, Rufus,
送桌子和亞麻的人 the table and linen delivery people
隨時就會到了 are gonna be here any second.
我真難以相信咱們會辦一場 I can't believe I agreed to throw a party
咱們都不能參加的聚會 we aren't even able to attend.
你真是個好媽媽 You are such a good mom.
謝謝 Thank you.
我想我還是別看著 Well, I think I'll pass on watching you guys set up
你們籌辦我沒有被邀請的聚會了 for a party that I'm not invited to.
哪位 Who is it?
一個配不上你的愛的人 Someone completely undeserving or your love and affection.
我帶來了禮物 I come bearing gifts-- every perfume
圣瑪利亞諾維拉所有款的香水 Santa Maria Novella has to offer.
隨便你用上好的薰衣草香水打我的頭 feel free to bash the imperial lavender over my head if you'd like.
那不必了 That won't be necessary.
我知道走前 我做了非常愚蠢的事 I know I did some really stupid things
但我現在回來 洗心革面了 before I left, but I've come back a better man.
我向你保證 I promise you.
我相信你 I believe you.
我很高興 因為我需要 And I'm glad because I need you to be
你在今晚婚前派對上展現完美的王子氣質 your best prince charming at our shower tonight.
這都是什么 What are all these?
感謝瑟琳娜籌辦派對的禮物 Hostess presents for Serena.
我從巴黎她最愛的古董店 I had some pieces flown in
定了幾件東西 from her favorite antique store in paris.
小小的微薄之禮以感謝她 It's the least I could do to say thank you
為我們準備了完美的夜晚 for whatever perfect evening she has planned for us.
真漂亮 They're beautiful.
但你怎么肯定會是完美的一晚 But how--how do you know it's going to be perfect?
因為瑟琳娜是我最好的朋友 Because Serena's my best friend,
她比任何人都知道我想要什么 And she knows what I like better than anybody.
我確定派對會很好 I'm sure it'll be a lovely party.
但是呢 你想說什么 But? What--what are you saying?
沒什么 只是我離開這段時間想了一些事 Nothing. It's just, I've done some thinking while I was gone,
我開始懷疑你的朋友們 and I'm starting to wonder if your friends
是不是真的關心你 really have your best interests at heart.
很高興你周六能過來 Hey, thanks for coming by on a Saturday.
我真的很感謝 I really appreciate it.
我知道我對你過去的一些決定 I know I've been critical of some of the choices
不夠支持 you've made in the past,
但我為你現在的成就無比驕傲 but I couldn't be more proud of everything you accomplished here.
我工作很努力 Hmm. Well, I'm working hard.
我不得不說 And I have to say,
能靠自己走到這一步 我感覺很好 it feels good to have gotten this far on my own.
內特 我需要你去核準新潮流的版塊設計 Nate, I need you to approve the layout for the new style section.
這位是誰 And who might this be?
我的祖父 威廉·范德比特 My grandfather, William Van Der Bilt.
這是我的上司 戴安娜·佩恩 This is my boss, Diana Payne.
幸會 戴安娜 Oh, it's a pleasure, Diana.
你的事業很了不起 I'm very impressed by your whole organization.
祝賀你 Congratulations.
您的外孫功不可沒 I couldn't do it without your grandson.
他是后起之秀 He's our rising star.
內特 設計部等你過去 Nate, the graphic department's waiting.
好的 All right.
我送你外公出去 I'll see your grandfather out.
好的 All right.
謝天謝地 Thank god!
你可算回我電話了 Why haven't you returned any of my calls?
我都嚇死了 I'm totally freaking out.
出了什么事 what's going on?
戴安娜把我解雇了 Diana fired me.
我的前男友突然冒了出來 My ex-boyfriend just shows up out of nowhere.
我感覺真相隨時會敗露 I feel like the truth is gonna come out any second
我如果不及時抽身 If I don't just leave right--
聽著 你哪兒也不許去 Listen to me. You can't go anywhere.
如果你不見了 茜茜會完全凍結我的基金 If you disappear, Cece could cut off my trust for good.
抱歉 那是你的問題 sorry, but that's your problem.
實際上 也是你的問題 Actually, it's your problem,
如果沒了錢 我就沒什么好怕的了 Because if the money stops, then I have nothing to lose,
就算我死 也要拉著你 And I'll make sure whatever happens to me
一同陪葬 Happens to you, too.
你說不想搬離這里的時候 我可沒生氣 I didn't get mad when you didn't want to move out of here.
你不愿改信天主教 I didn't get upset
我也沒動怒 when you didn't want to convert to Catholicism.
那些事和我的朋友毫不相干 That has nothing to do with my friends.
有關系 Yes, it does.
這是為伴侶所要做出的犧牲 It's about the sacrifices you make for your partner.
那么你犧牲了什么 And what have you sacrificed?
你的整個行程都和家人形影不離 You spent your whole trip bonding with your family,
而他們都嫌棄我 who hates me.
布萊爾 那是我的家人 They're my family, Blair.
但我也盡力和他們保持距離 But I've created some much needed distance between me and them,
所以我認為 and I think you should
你和你那些所謂的朋友也不該太過親密 do the same with your so-called friends.
即時播報 聽說B去做了親子鑒定 This just in. We hear B. Took a paternity test
以此決定與誰奉子成婚 To find out which daddy makes three.
看到了吧 我說的 See? This is exactly
就是這樣的事 The type of thing I'm talking about.
你以為是我朋友爆的料嗎 You think someone I know sent that?
你的朋友不懂什么叫忠誠 Your friends know no loyalty.
互相出賣 Each one rats out the next,
而我們總是深受其害 And you and I get sucked right into it.
我和我的朋友不再小孩子了 My friends and I have grown up.
不會再那樣胡鬧了 We're not like that anymore.
散布這條消息的肯定是你家的人 Whoever sent that is clearly from your bloodline--
就是你妹妹碧兒翠思 Namely your sister Beatrice.
我們剛和好就來拆臺嗎 As if she would do that right after we made up.
就是你的朋友干的 This was one of your friends,
我會向你證明的 and I'll prove it to you.
那祝你好運 因為我知道 Well, good luck, because I happen to know
我的朋友都會力挺我的 瑟琳娜 my friends always have my back. Serena?
我知道你今晚很忙 I know you're busy with something for tonight,
但我確實需要你的幫助 But I really need your help.
抱歉 B 我太忙啦 回頭再聊 Sorry, B., can't talk. Too much work. Later!
您這樣毫無征兆的出現 I don't appreciate
讓我很難做 You just turning up unannounced like that.
到底是怎么回事 Would you mind telling me what's going on?
我正要問你呢 I was about to ask you the same thing.
今早我醒來在《紐約客》上發現了 I woke up this morning to find a big picture of you
你的大幅照片 而內特卻被擠到一角 In "The New Yorker," with Nate in the corner
變成了你的陪襯 as "The man by your side."
應該是你去陪襯他 你不會忘了吧 It's supposed to be the other way around, remember?
對不起 我沒法控制全紐約的媒體 Sorry. I don't control every publication in New York.
我的目的是重塑內特的形象 My goal was to remake Nate,
不是把你捧成明星 not to make you a star.
你是時候退居幕后了 It's time for you to step aside,
把《紐約觀察家》讓給他 give him "The spectator."
什么 交易可不是這樣定的 What? That wasn't part of the deal.
內特極具天賦 但是經驗不足 Nate's got talent, but he's still green.
他還沒有準備好 He's just not ready.
作為這攤生意的最大投資者 Since I am the majority investor in this entire operation,
我有權解雇你 讓他掌管大權 it's within my power to fire you and put him in charge.
再給我一個月時間 完成計劃 All I need is another month to achieve my goal.
我等不了那么久 That's too long.
只給你三天 You have three days,
做不到就走人 or you're out of a job.
漢弗瑞 你迷路了嗎 你在這兒干嘛 Humphrey, you lost? What are you doing here?
今天你我都是不能參加 I thought since you're the only other person
布萊爾新婚派對的人 not invited to Blair's shower,
咱們可以一起出去轉轉 we could hang out today.
你想去哪兒 What did you have in mind?
IFC Independent Film Channel 低成本獨立電影劇院
去IFC影院看一部小眾電影 A trip to the IFC center to catch a film no one's heard of,
然后再去莎士比亞書店 Then to Shakespeare & Company
圍觀眾人如何不待見你的書 to see who's not buying your book?
不 你是新一代修正版的恰克·巴斯 No, see, you're the new and improved Chuck Bass.
我覺得你可以幫我重新樹立形象 I thought... you could help me overhaul my own image.
你想理個發型換套行頭嗎 You're willing to get a haircut and change your clothes?
不 No.
那你恐怕找錯人了 Then I'm not sure what I can do.
好吧 陪我打發今天 Fine. Then just make the day go away.
你讓我做什么出格的事 I-I-I will--I will do whatever wildly offensive thing
我都愿意 you can think of.
你把我說動了 You've persuaded me.
這兩個可以放到那邊 So these two can go over there.
打擾一下 Excuse me.
不好意思 我在找一個叫艾薇的人 Sorry. I'm looking for someone named Ivy.
她可能正在幫廚 Yeah, she's probably with the caterers.
請小心一點 那是萊儷水晶飾品 Excuse me? Be careful. That's Lalique.
我們還有一箱 we got another boxful.
抱歉 No, sorry.
好像這里的人叫她查莉 I think some people here might call her "Charlie."
但我認識她時 她叫艾薇·迪肯斯 But I've always known her as "Ivy Dickens."
查莉貌似陷入水深火熱 Seems Charlie's in hot water...
馬上要引火上身了 And she's about to get burned.
我有點困惑 查莉 你能說明一下嗎 I'm a little confused here. Charlie, help me out?
好的 Okay.
我從沒想過要對你說這些 但是 I never wanted to have to tell you this, but...
之前 For some time now,
我都假裝是 I've been pretending to be...
艾薇·迪肯斯 Ivy Dickens.
我不明白 I don't understand.
我媽媽一直不想讓我 My mom never wanted me to grow up
以羅茲家人的身份長大 with the burden of the Rhodes name.
她說這個姓毀了她的生活 She claimed it ruined her whole life.
人們任意地對她做假設 People made all kinds of assumptions about her,
為了她的錢而利用她 used her for her money.
她不希望同樣的事發生在我身上 She just never wanted that to happen to me.
所以 她給我改了名字 So... she made me change my name.
而且知道嗎 我很高興她這么做了 And you know what? I was happy to,
因為 這樣 Because... then...
我才認識了你這樣的人 馬克斯 I knew people like you, Max,
只因為我是我 而喜歡我 really liked me for me.
你永遠無法知道誰能相信 You just never know who you can trust
或者別人的動機是什么 or what people's true motives are.
你明白的 是吧 You know?
我就知道這些事和你媽媽有關 I knew your mother was behind this.
典型的卡蘿風格 This is just classic Carol.
去年春假 我跟你說去拜訪家人 Last spring, when I said I went to visit my family,
我是真去了 I really was.
我只是沒跟你說我的家人是誰 I just never told you who they were.
我們有個大麻煩 We've got a big problem.
我剛剛跟董事會談過 I just talked to the board, and they said
他們說網站吸引到的關注不夠 We're not getting enough eyeballs to the web site.
但我們的數據顯示很不錯 每天都在漲 But our numbers are good. They're rising every day.
還不夠快 Not fast enough.
《八卦天后》的點擊量仍然比我們多 They said "Gossip girl's" still getting more hits.
而且我們要在72小時內找到辦法超過她 And unless we can find a way to top her in the next 72 hours,
否則我就要被開除了 I'm out of a job.
什么 What?
就是這樣 Yeah.
這 這 這不公平 Oh, that's--that's-- that's not fair.
我是說 提高點擊量需要時間 I mean, these things take time.
他們沒看《紐約客》嗎 Didn't they see "The New Yorker"?
他們給了我最后期限和目標 They gave me a deadline and a goal,
而我還沒有達到 你有什么建議 and I haven't met it. So you have any suggestions
能幫我快速吸引更多讀者嗎 for attracting more readers, and fast?
瑟琳娜的博客還是有些吸引力的 Serena's blog's getting some traction.
也許我們可以勸她再寫點 Maybe we can convince her to write something
更私人的東西 a bit more personal.
除非你有瑟琳娜和 Unless you have pictures of Serena
《饑餓游戲》的兩個男主角在床上的照片 in bed with both "Hunger games" Boys,
否則是吸引不到足夠點擊的 That's not gonna cut it.
那我們就直接沖著源頭去 Well, then we gotta go straight to the source--
攻擊《八卦天后》 attack "Gossip girl" directly.
不能黑進她的電話真是太遺憾了 Too bad we can't hack into her phone.
那有什么進展再給我匯報吧 Well... keep me posted.
不管你能做些什么 Whatever you could do,
我都會永遠感激你的 I'll be forever grateful.
嘿艾瑞克 我是內特 聽著 Hey, Eric, it's Nate. Listen, uh,
我有個有點奇怪的問題要問 I have kind of a strange question for you.
我不知道 I don't know
你們是不是已經準備好看我要展示的東西 if you're ready to see what I want to show you,
但不幸的是 我們已經沒時間了 but unfortunately, you and I have run out of time.
他們沖著你來了 尼奧 They're coming for you, Neo,
而我不知道他們會做什么 and I don't know what they're going to do.
終于來了 At last.
這個太好吃了 Oh, this is awesome.
你應該嘗嘗 不要嗎 You should try this. No?
歡迎你 尼奧 Welcome, Neo.
這些都太棒了 This is all awesome--
不僅是意式烤面包 所有事情都很棒 Not just the bruschetta but the whole thing--
我 你 基努的片子 Me, you, Keanu.
我從來不覺得你是個《黑客帝國》迷 I never pegged you for a "Matrix" Fan.
我早早就明白的一點是 Something I learned early on--
永遠別在醉酒的時候看《發條橙》 Never watch "A clockwork orange" when you're stoned.
它會把你的思緒引向沒用的方向 Takes your mind to places it has no business going.
比如今晚布萊爾的婚前派對 Like to Blair's shower tonight.
這件事我不會去想 That is one thing I am not gonna think about--
永遠不會 Like, not at all.
你確實不該想 Nor should you.
同意 你知道 I agree. I--you know,
我很容易就會將余生都用于糾結 I could easily spend the rest of my life
為什么瑟琳娜不邀請我參加派對 obsessing over why Serena didn't invite me to the party.
我是說 她 她應該請我的 I mean, she--she--she really should have invited me to the party.
這樣看來她好像希望我這一生 It's like she wants me to stay an outsider
都是個局外人 她先砍掉了我的電影 for the rest of my life. First she kills my movie,
又毀了我的社交生活 And then she kills my social life.
你有沒有想過這可能是你自己的錯呢 Have you ever thought it might be your own fault?
沒有 No.
漢弗瑞 你寫了部小說說自己是局外人 Humphrey, you wrote an entire novel about being an outsider.
這是你對自己的定義 It's how you define yourself.
如果你不想繼續這樣下去了 But if that's not who you wanna be anymore,
能改變現狀的也只有你自己 The only person who can change that is you.
你要做的就是停止那些神經兮兮的思考 What you need to do is stop with the neurotic navel-gazing...
學習我們的朋友尼奧 and start being like our friend Neo here--
做一個行動家 a man of action.
現在你就有了你的第一個任務 And it just so happens that action and her friend
她的朋友會求你帶她們去內特的臥室 are begging you to take them into Nate's bedroom
而我要帶小猴子去散步了 while I take Monkey for a stroll.
嗨 Hi.
瑟琳娜對準備工作一絲口風都不透 Serena has been so tight-lipped about the preparations,
我連要穿什么的線索都沒有 I haven't a clue what to wear.
我應該穿德拉倫格淑女裝 Should I be ladylike in De La Renta,
阿拉亞前衛派裝扮 Avant-garde in Alaia,
還是麥昆精品呢 怎么了 or magnificent in Mcqueen? What?
你知道我們什么都不能說的 You know we can't tell you anything.
我們發過誓要保守秘密 We're sworn to secrecy.
你們這算什么 還是來幫忙的嗎 What is this, "The help"?
我不會乖乖忍受的 I will not tolerate this insubordination.
你們是她的跟班還是我的 Are you her minions or mine?
就給我個關于 J-just give me a hint
聚會的規模和檔次的小暗示就行 as to the size of the gathering and the level of formality,
以保證我不會過度裝扮 just so I don't show up overly fabulous,
如果我可能會過度的話 if there is such a thing.
事實上 瑟琳娜一直忙于更新她的博客 Actually, Serena's been so slammed with work and her blog,
而完全沒有時間做詳細計劃 she hasn't had time to plan anything elaborate.
所以婚前派對會是一個私密派對 So it's going to be a rather... intimate affair.
私密派對 Intimate?
恩 Mm-hmm.
好吧 Okay.
是的 穿隨意點 Yes. Dress casual.
所以我想標準是 穿牛仔褲就好 Um, I think the line from the evite was "jeans okay."
隨意點 Casual?
牛仔褲也算標準 Jeans. Evite?
她是想突出"人民的王妃"這個主題 She's really playing up this whole "People's princess" angle.
我想她至少會找一位體面的廚師 I'm sure she at least got a decent caterer--
讓·喬治:美食時尚化的創始人 邁克爾·懷特:米其林名廚
讓·喬治 或是邁克爾·懷特 Jean-Georges? Michael White?
巴塔利：美國著名的意大利餐廳的主廚
巴塔利是我的底線 I'd settle for Batali if I had to.
我想她打算用希臘菜 像是希臘卷餅 I think she's doing Greek food... like gyros.
明明有那么多好吃的近在眼前 From some fancy food truck parked next to dozens
她只選了這個 of other fancier food trucks.
據說請了萊星頓大街59號的一個小攤子 From the cart on 59th and Lex.
就是你和路易第一次約會時 Just like the street food you had
吃的那種街邊小吃 on your first date with Louis.
多有紀念意義 It's an homage.
我的天吶 Oh, my god!
我知道不妥 但我們又能怎樣呢 I know. But what else could we do?
她可是你的首席伴娘 She's your maid of honor.
如果你們不介意的話 If you'll excuse me,
我想去弄死我自己 I've gotta go kill myself...
或者刷爆我的卡 or max out my credit card, whichever comes first.
佩內洛普:希臘菜成功 她一點都沒有懷疑
你好啊 Hey.
你的電腦在哪兒 Where's your laptop?
就在手邊 怎么了 Right here. Why?
很好 我現在發些東西給你 Okay, I'm about to send you something right now.
你趕緊看看 Check this out.
《八卦天后》來源大公開
內特 這是什么 Nate, what is this?
我根據大家發給《八卦天后》的郵件 It's a web page I created with every single e-mail
整理而成的網頁 anyone's ever sent to Gossip girl
截止到一小時以前 Up until an hour ago.
你怎么搞到的 How did you get this?
喬納森給我的 Jonathan.
還記得那次他和艾瑞克 Remember when he and Eric
入侵了《八卦天后》的主頁嗎 hacked into "Gossip girl"?
我請他幫我再做一次 Well, I asked if he could do it again.
那好吧 你打算怎么做呢 Okay, so what are you gonna do with it?
上傳到《觀察家》主頁上 Upload it to "The spectator" site.
一旦人們發現《八卦天后》 If people know Gossip girl's
不再密不透風時 not confidential,
她就失去了告密者 they'll stop sending her tips,
一旦沒了告密者 and without informants,
她就會慢慢消失 she'll die a slow death,
那么《觀察家》 leaving "The spectator"
就會成為紐約一流的八卦網站 New York's foremost scandal site.
有了新讀者 戴安娜就能保住工作 We get new readers, and Diana gets to keep her job.
雙贏 It's a win-win.
除了戴安娜 你在乎的其他人呢 But for Diana. But think of everyone else you care about.
事實上 我們認識的人都給她發過消息 Literally, everyone we know sent something in,
這當中包括... including...
我的天吶 Oh, my god.
內特 我剛搜索了我的名字 Nate, I just typed my name in.
竟然有近千封郵件出現 And literally, like, a thousand e-mails popped up.
瑟琳娜 我們都想打垮《八卦天后》 Serena, you and I both wanna take down Gossip girl.
機會來了 This will do it.
你不能把這個上傳到《觀察家》 You cannot upload this to "The spectator."
打擾一下 有什么問題嗎 I'm sorry. Is, uh, is everything okay?
當然沒有 一切都很順利 Yeah, everything's fine.
那沒事了 All right.
誰在說話 Who was that?
是路易 Just Louis.
聽我說 內特 你得撇開 Look, Nate, you need to
你和戴安娜的私人情感 put your feelings for Diana aside
好好想想公布這份資料的后果 and think of the ramifications for releasing this.
這絕對是有害無益 This would do way more harm than good.
這可是我們的殺手? But it's our smoking gun.
但是最終受害的將是你 我 That's gonna shoot you, me,
還有我們的朋友 and all of our friends in the foot.
向我保證你不會向任何人公開這份資料 Promise me you won't show this to anyone,
尤其是戴安娜 especially Diana.
好吧 我不會給戴安娜看的 Okay, fine, I won't show Diana.
你不會給我看什么東西 What won't you show me?
所以... So...
這就是我真實的生活 This is what my real life is like.
很抱歉對你說謊了 馬克斯 I'm... sorry I lied to you, Max.
上周撞見你的時候 It's what I wanted to tell you
我就想向你坦白了 when I bumped into you last week.
至少我現在搞清楚了 我一直擔心 Well, at least I finally get it. All this time I was worried
是不是我做錯了什么讓你離開我 it was something I did that drove you away.
不 你很棒 一直都是 No! You were great. You've always been great.
聽我說 艾薇 Look, Ivy--
抱歉 我是指 查莉 I-I'm sorry. I mean, Charlie.
我對你的心一直沒變 My feelings haven't changed.
既然我現在知道了你這么做的原因 And now that I know why you did what you did,
或許我們應該再給彼此一次機會 maybe we could give our relationship another chance.
馬克斯 事實上 經過這么多謊言 Max, the truth is, after all this lying,
我現在只想靜下心來想想什么才是真的我 I just need some time alone to figure out my real self.
你懂我的意思嗎 You know what I mean?
不是太懂 Not really, no.
我是真的愛你 I do love you.
而且... And, um...
我想要證明給你看 I wanna prove it to you.
你...不是總說希望能去波特蘭 You... have always talked about moving out to Portland
開一家自己的餐館嗎 to start your own restaurant.
那是你的夢想 That's your dream.
現在我可以幫你實現它 Now I can help make that happen.
怎么幫 How?
我們家一直不差錢 Since money isn't really an issue in my family,
我可以給你些錢作為啟動資金 I could... give you something to help you get started.
五萬美元夠嗎 Would $50,000 be enough?
艾...艾薇 I-Ivy...
然后再過幾個月 And then in a couple of months,
我就能過去和你一起打拼了 I could come and join you.
你真的要為我這么做嗎 You'd really do that for me?
為了你我什么都愿意 I'd do anything for you.
我現在...快要遲到了 You know, it's... getting really late,
我得去參加我朋友的婚前派對 and I have to get ready for my girlfriend's shower,
明天你走之前我們再見一面吧 so let's meet tomorrow before you go.
順便把錢給你 And I can give you the money then.
-可以嗎 -當然 - Okay? Sounds good? - Yeah.
很高興見到你 您是... It was very nice to meet you, missus...
漢弗瑞 也很高興見到你馬克斯 Humphrey. You, too, max.
我們還會見面嗎 Will I be seeing you again?
希望會 這照片照得不錯 I hope so. That's a great photo.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
可惜這是我僅有的一張全家福 Sadly, it's the only real family portrait that I have.
你在弗羅里達見過查莉的母親卡蘿嗎 Did you ever meet Charlie's mother Carol in Florida?
-這是她母親嗎 -是的 - That's her mom? - Yeah.
你知道嗎 我覺得我們很快會再見面的 You know, I-I think I will be seeing you again.
-很快 -太好了 - Real soon. - Good.
查莉 你母親的謊言 Uh-oh, Charlie. Your mother of a lie
使你包在了父母的懷抱中不能脫身 is about to get you stuck in one big parent trap.
內特 真不敢相信 這正是我們需要的 Nate, I can't believe it. This is exactly what we need.
我知道 但是我們不能公布出來 I know, but we can't release it.
為什么 這會解決我們所有的問題 Why? It's the answer to all our problems.
我要發表出來 I'm doing it.
我和瑟琳娜談過了 Hey, look, I talked it over with Serena,
我覺得她說的對 and I just think she's right.
這對我們的朋友不利 It's too destructive to our friends.
是對你的朋友們不利還是對你不利 Destructive to your friends or to you?
我覺得你只是將自己從這趟混水中撇清 I think you're just trying to save your ass
這樣大家就不會看到你發到《八卦天后》上 so people don't see all the salacious things
所有的猥褻之事 you've sent in to "Gossip Girl."
好吧 老實說 我想都沒想過 Okay, honestly, I hadn't even thought of that.
我確定 我們何不來看看 I'm sure. Why don't we just see
這些年你背叛過多少朋友呢 how many of your friends you've betrayed over the years?
搜索所有的郵件 內特·阿齊布爾德
沒有找到郵件
你從來沒發給過她任何事情嗎 You've never sent anything in to her?
看來是沒有 這不是我的為人 Guess not. Just not who I am.
你真是一個善良誠實的好人 You really are a good, honest man, aren't you?
我想不出這世上還有誰像你一樣 I didn't think anyone like you exited anymore.
我們可是絕種好人 Oh, we're a very rare breed.
所以當你找到我這樣的人時 That's why when you find one of us,
真得好好把握 you gotta hold on real tight.
好吧 我聽你的 Okay. You've convinced me.
這么說你不會發表它了 So you're not gonna release it?
那你的工作和《觀察家》怎么辦呢 What about you and your job and "The Spectator"?
我會想出辦法來的 I'll figure something out.
我這里還有幾件事要辦 So... I've just got a few things to finish up here.
好的 All right.
我們需要談談 We need to talk.
布萊爾 你為今晚感到興奮嗎 Hi, Blair. You getting excited for tonight?
當然了 大家都知道我有多喜歡吃希臘烤肉 Of course. We all know how much I love Souvlaki.
誰告訴你的 這本該是個秘密 Who told you? It was supposed to be a secret.
這不是秘密 瑟琳娜在嗎 Well, it's not. Is Serena there?
她不接我電話 She's not picking up her cell.
不在 她外出為派對采購甜點去了 No, she's out getting the dessert for the party--
有各種口味的夏威夷刨冰 Hawaiian shaved ice with all the best flavors,
包括大家都喜歡的 including everyone's favorite--
蜜餞冰淇淋 Tutti frutti.
別擔心 我發誓這會是一個令你終身難忘的夜晚 Don't worry. I promise it will be a night that you never forget.
我對此深信不疑 Oh, I'm sure about that.
這是不是意味著 Isn't it a little mean,
你和布萊爾所有的朋友們 you and all of Blair's friends are
今晚要一起捉弄她 messing with her about tonight?
這也許是布萊爾生命中唯一一件 Well, it might be the only event in Blair's entire life
她不能控制的事情 where she's not in control.
你呢 What about you?
和你的老朋友重聚得怎么樣 How was it reconnecting with your old friend,
也許我應該稱之為前男友 or should I say old boyfriend?
你打算再見他嗎 Do you plan to see him again?
不 他回佛羅里達了 No. He took off back to Florida.
很抱歉發生了 I'm sorry that you had to find out
艾薇這樣的事情 about the "Ivy" thing like that.
我才應該感到抱歉 I'm the one that's sorry--
很抱歉你母親將你卷入此事 Sorry your mother put you through that.
我希望知道你知道家里人是關心你的 I hope you know you have family that cares about you,
和我們在一起 你可以做真實的自己 and you can always be your true self with us.
謝謝你 Thank you.
紅心皇后 夏洛特 "查莉" 謠言
艾薇·迪肯斯 舞臺經理
女士們 我可不是雇你們來看電影的 Come on, ladies. I didn't hire you to watch movies.
還是你們已經讓我的這位朋友精疲力盡了 Unless you wore my friend out already.
我們努力過了 但是他不停地念叨 We tried, but he wouldn't stop complaining
一個叫瑟琳娜的女孩 about some girl named Serena and
還想成為一個行動派 wanting to be a man of action.
所以他說想洗澡的時候 So when he mentioned something about a shower,
我們同意了 we were like, "Yeah,"
但是他并沒進來 but then he never came in to join us.
等到我們出去的時候 他已經走了 And by the time we got out, he was gone.
你告訴別人事情時要當心 這點很重要 It's important to be careful about what you tell others.
《八卦天后》消息來源
你在這干嘛 What are you doing in here?
我剛才在查郵件 Well, I was just going to check some e-mails
等你穿好衣服 我的朋友 until you finished getting dressed, mon ami.
我說這話 你不要得意 I don't want you to get a big head about this,
但也許你是對的 but perhaps you were right
我的朋友們并不了解我真正的喜好 that my friends don't have quite my best interests at heart.
為什么 發生什么事了 Why? What happened?
我的婚前派對 My shower.
聽起來好像他們一點都沒為我著想 Doesn't sound like they're thinking of me at all.
你說過我需要制造一些距離感 You said I need to create some distance,
但是 也許距離本來已經存在了 but... maybe the distance is already there.
當他們在你背后說你壞話時 How could it not be,
怎么可能還是你的朋友 when they say such terrible things behind your back?
我并不是指《八卦天后》 Ugh. I'm not talking about "Gossip Girl."
沒想到都這么晚了 Oh. I hadn't realized what time it was.
我們會錯過婚前派對的 We're gonna be late for our own shower.
來吧 我們走 Come on. Let's go.
多洛塔 我們走了 Dorota, we're leaving!
叫吉米把車開來 Call down to Jimmy to get our car.
有時候你說出去的話會反過來攻擊你 Because sometimes your words can come back to haunt you.
測試網址 按發送完成上傳
上傳到《觀察家》
這事會發生在任何人身上 包括我 It can happen to anybody, even me.
路易 快看 這是一場蒂芙尼派對 Louis, look, it's a Tiffany's party.
并不是隨隨便便的派對 This isn't casual at all.
高貴而有情趣 是 It's elegant, witty. It's...
是你的派對 It's you.
驚喜無限 我的天哪 Surprise! Oh, my gosh.
瑟琳娜 這超出了我以前夢想中的 Oh, Serena! This is above and beyond
任何一場派對 anything I ever dreamed of.
這是你應得的 Come on. You deserve it.
不是吧 No freakin' way.
怎么了 發生什么事了 What is it? What's going on?
有名人死了嗎 Did somebody famous die?
打擾了 大家能安靜一下嗎 Excuse me? Could I have everyone's attention, please?
我不太擅長致辭 I'm not usually one for speeches,
但是我得說有布萊爾·霍道夫做我最好的朋友 but I have to say how lucky I am to have Blair Waldorf
是件多么幸運的事 as my best friend.
我也許是首席伴娘 I may be the maid of honor,
但真正的榮幸是結識了你 B but the true honor is just knowing you, B.
沒人能夠和她相比 There is simply no one like her,
不管你們怎么努力也不及她 no matter how hard some of you try.
祝福我們最美麗的新娘 Congratulations to the beautiful bride.
你成為了堅強而自信的王妃 You have become the strong, confident princess
我一直相信你會做到的 I always knew you would.
我很愛你 希望你和你的王子 I love you so much and wish you and your prince
幸福到永遠 nothing but happiness.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
還有 And one more thing.
今晚到場的女士都有驚喜 We have a surprise for all the ladies tonight.
每人領一個盒子 We'll be handing out boxes.
大多數都是空的 Most of us will open ours to find it empty,
只有一位幸運女孩 會拿到有鉆戒的小盒子 but one lucky lady will have a diamond ring inside.
不過在我下令之前不許打開哦 But you have to wait until I say so to open it.
玩得開心 Enjoy.
真的謝謝你 Oh, thank you so much.
希望你們不要介意我的玩笑話 I hope you guys didn't mind my joke.
我們都沒聽 在忙著看東西呢 Oh, we didn't hear your speech. We've been too busy reading.
《八卦天后》消息來源
抱歉 Sorry.
你好 Hi.
你們也看出來了 我穿得很隨便 Yeah. I'm--as you can tell by my casual attire,
跟這個派對格格不入 I'm--I'm crashing this party, but...
但我不能只顧著抱怨 but it's only because I needed to stop whining,
我要敢說敢做 start becoming a man of action.
要做這樣的人 不能坐以待斃 And a man of action wouldn't just do nothing.
他要行動起來 A man of action would, uh, would show up
去和那個人談談 and finally confront the person he's been meaning
其實早該如此了 to have a conversation with for a very long time now.
我不指望你們明白我的話 I wouldn't expect you to understand what I'm saying.
說起來 你們是什么人啊 Who the hell are you people, anyway?
肯定是新郎的朋友吧 Must be friends of the groom.
抱歉 我遲到了 我馬上出發 Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. I'm on my way over right now.
我告訴過你 不要泄露 I thought I told you not to post
《八卦天后》消息來源的網頁 the "Gossip Girl" sources web page.
我沒啊 I didn't.
有人泄露了 Well, somebody did,
現在《紐約觀察家》上面有鏈接 because there's a link to it on "The Spectator" right now.
什么 肯定是戴安娜 What? Ohh. Diana.
她竟然這么對我 I can't believe she'd do this to me.
只是對你嗎 是我們大家 To you? To all of us.
去找她 刪除那個鏈接 Get her to take it down.
我盡量吧 Well, I can try,
但現在肯定已經在網上傳瘋了 but it's probably all over the internet by now.
去找她就是了 我得盡量補救 Just please fix it. I have to go do damage control
不能讓布萊爾的派對徹底被毀掉 before Blair's entire shower is ruined.
好吧 我馬上去 All right, I'm on it.
請不要拍照 請柬上都寫了 No photos, please. I thought you saw the invitation.
注意他人隱私 Privacy concerns.
你跟我說這些干嗎 Why did you tell that?
我說了不是我 I'm telling you, it wasn't me.
我還能做些什么 What else am I supposed to do?
就知道你不會消停 I knew you couldn't stay away.
不管你信不信 Believe it or not,
我現在最不想來的地方就是這兒 this is the last place I wanna be right now.
我不是來找事的 我來找丹·漢弗瑞 I'm not looking for trouble, just Dan Humphrey.
他最近對瑟琳娜很不滿 He's not very pleased with Serena right now,
他現在很不清醒 不知道會做出什么事 and in his inebriated state, I'm not sure what he'll do.
你為什么不去問問他 Why don't you ask him?
我給你打電話 是因為今天我看到了 I called you here because I saw a side
你孫子的另一面 以前我都沒發現 of your grandson today I hadn't fully seen before.
所以我過來了 And here I was, pretty sure
現在你應該真正了解他了 that you've seen every side of him at this point.
他不是個小孩了 威廉 他長大了 He's not a boy anymore, William. He's a man,
很優秀 很正直 and a good one at that, with a lot of integrity--
是他給了我勇氣 so much, in fact, that he inspired me
所以我把你叫來 想當面告訴你 to summon you here and tell you that I was willing
我不想再和《八卦天后》斗下去了 to abandon my war with Gossip Girl to start a new war--
-我的新對手是你 -是嗎 - with you. - Is that so?
我本想告訴你 我不會再聽你指使 I was planning to tell you that I've ended up
對這份報紙和你的孫子 caring more about this paper and your grandson
盡心盡力了 than you ever will.
但有人先泄露了《八卦天后》的秘密 And then someone went off to Gossip Girl.
不是你 And that someone wasn't you.
不是 但我告訴內特 No. But I'm pretty sure Nate won't believe me
他也不會相信我 when I tell him that.
告訴我什么 Tell me what?
謝謝你能來 Thank you for... coming.
你看到布萊爾怎么寫我們嗎 Did you see what Blair wrote about us?
佩內洛普 Penelope?
你能告訴我 為啥大家現在 Can you please tell me why people are not paying attention
都無視我嗎 to me right now?
據我所知 今晚的主角應該是我啊 'cause last I checked, this was supposed to be my night.
《八卦天后》消息來源
大家請注意 Okay, everyone!
不管你們在干嗎 或者看什么 Now would be a great time to stop whatever it is you're doing
都停下來 一起打開蒂芙尼首飾盒吧 or looking at and open those Tiffany boxes!
天啊 Oh, my god!
查莉 Oh! Charlie!
我從來沒見過這么好看的戒指 I've never seen a ring like this before,
更別說真的擁有一個了 never mind owned one.
我得找個地方藏起來 謝咯 Which is why I should put it someplace safe. Thank you.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
你來這兒干嗎 What are you doing here?
我知道真相了 你是艾薇·狄更斯 I know the truth. You're Ivy Dickens.
真正的查莉·羅茲在佛羅里達 The real Charlie Rhodes is in Florida.
我們不能在這兒說話 We cannot have this conversation in here.
你有什么資格向《八卦天后》爆料 What would possess you to tell Gossip Girl
我對內特的欽慕之情 about my shrine to Nate?
我頭發太多 Or my excess hair issues?
還有我在圣餐節時去客滿多烤雞店 Or that time I went Commando at communion?
好了好了 沒事了 Okay, okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine.
-我們現在就走 -你不明白 - We're leaving now. - Oh, you know what? Just...
你們比喝醉了的約翰·加利亞諾 Oh, please, you've all said more slanderous things...
約翰·加利亞諾 英國鬼才服裝設計師
更能血口噴人 than John Galliano after a couple cocktails.
布萊爾 Blair.
丹 謝天謝地 總算有個不是來找事的 Oh, Dan. Oh, thank God. Someone who isn't mad at me.
不一定 我想問你 Mm, that's not entirely true. I need to know the real reason
為什么今天晚上沒邀請我 why you didn't invite me to this thing tonight.
其他人都不理你的時候 我在你身邊 'cause I've been there for you when no one else was,
不可能是我的書惹到了你 and I refuse to believe that it's about my book.
因為整本書里 I mean, I didn't write a bad word about you
我沒說你一句壞話 in the entire thing.
你也是來質問我的 Ugh! You, too?
有人知道沒被邀請是什么意思嗎 Doesn't anyone know what "not invited" means?
你還好嗎 Is everything okay?
一點也不好 你能把他帶走嗎 Not even close! Can you handle this?
好吧 好吧 All right. Okay.
請不要走 享受一下美食吧 Please stay. Enjoy some food.
你為什么要那么做 瑟琳娜 Why did you do it, Serena?
我做什么了 Do what?
我之前在你電腦上看到這個網頁了 I saw the web page on your computer earlier.
你是不是為了你的博客 所以想毀了 Are you trying to sabotage Gossip Girl
《八卦天后》 還是你想毀了我的派對 just for the sake of your blog, or just destroy my night?
這個派對可是我辦的 I created this night.
我做這些都是為了你 I did it all for you.
你知道嗎 路易說得對 You know, Louis was right.
我們這些人之間根本沒有真心的朋友 None of us here are really friends.
我們只不過是假裝成好朋友 We just pretend to be so we can get stuff
只為了得到能在彼此背后說的八卦而已 to talk about behind each other's backs.
B 我承認我看過那個網頁 B., I'll admit that I saw the web page,
但絕對不是我泄露出去的 but I had nothing to do with it coming out.
事實上我想方設法地阻止它被公布出來 I actually did everything I could to stop it,
而且我以為我成功了 And I thought I succeeded.
如果不是你 那會是誰呢 Well, if you didn't do it, then who did?
戴安娜 Diana.
看過這個網站的只有我 內特和戴安娜 She and Nate and I are the only people
我們三個 還有路易 不過 that saw the site. And Louis, but...
很抱歉 B Sorry, B.
當你的王子把你周圍所有的人都拖下水后 Must be hard to keep your head above water
恐怕你也很難幸免于難了 when your prince is causing everyone around you to drown.
誰能給我解釋一下到底發生了什么事 Can someone please explain to me what's going on here?
我是說 你們倆是一伙的嗎 I mean, are you two working together?
你們從一開始就是串通好的嗎 Have you been working together this whole time?
不 當然不是了 No, of course not.
是戴安娜叫我來見她的 Diana asked me to meet her here.
她剛要跟我說什么事你就進來了 We just started talking when you came in.
我和你一樣什么都不知道 I'm as much in the dark as you are.
戴安娜 他說的是真的嗎 Diana, is this true?
確實是我打電話叫你祖父過來的 As a matter of fact, I did call your grandfather.
在董事會告知我 我將要丟掉工作后 After the board told me I was gonna lose my job
我就在想我得盡快有所行動 If I didn't do something fast,
我想 或許你祖父愿意給我們投資 I thought... maybe he'd want to invest.
那為什么要在網上 And what about releasing
放出所有《八卦天后》的消息來源 all of Gossip Girl's sources on the web?
那是另外一個為了挽救我事業的無奈之舉 Another desperate job-saving measure on my part.
我跟你說了那會給我在乎的人 After I told you how much it would hurt
帶來很大的傷害 the people I care about.
你當時看著我的眼睛 裝作你很理解 You looked me in the eye and acted like you understood.
這不是私人問題 It isn't personal.
對我來說是的 It is to me.
聽我說 內特 我真的很在意... Listen, Nate, I really care about--
戴安娜 我想我應該會投資的 Diana, I think I'd like to invest after all,
不過我有一個條件 with one condition--
我支票到賬的同時 Your resignation letter goes to the board
你的辭職信也要送達董事會 with my check.
我想這么做對《觀察家》來說最好不過了 I suppose that is what's best for "The spectator"...
對其他人也是 And everyone else.
我會收拾好我的東西的 I'll start gathering my things.
拜托 艾薇 你跟我說實話 Come on, Ivy. Tell me the truth.
為什么那個女人說她是你的姨媽 Why does that woman think that she is your aunt?
為什么她會覺得年輕貌美如你 Why does she think that you are the nice young woman
會適合出演本地制作的 who played the queen of hearts
《愛麗絲夢游仙境》里的紅心皇后 in our local production of "Alice in wonderland"?
沒錯 我在你的箱子里找到了這個 Yeah, I found this in a box of your things.
聽著 我跟你說了我會讓你得到5萬塊的 Look, I told you I'd get you the 50 grand.
我會遵守承諾的 I still can,
然后我們就能一起離開了 and then we can go away together.
艾薇 你說的一切都是謊言 Ivy, everything you say is a lie.
但是錢是真的 But the money is real.
證明給我看 Prove it.
這個是給你的預付款 Consider it a down payment.
現在請你 Now please,
離我和我的家人遠一點 just stay away from me and my family,
剩下的錢我會在幾天后給你 and I'll get you the rest in the next couple of days.
好吧 艾薇 我會消失的 Okay, Ivy. I'll make myself scarce.
現在你可以和你的家人一起享樂了 Now go have fun with your family.
你不是吧 Really?
你真的打算讓我和你一起坐在這臺階上 You're really going to make me sit here on the stairs with you?
你最好告訴我為什么你要在布萊爾的 Why don't you tell me why you antagonize Blair
婚前派對上和她對著干 at her own wedding shower?
我只是 我只是想有所行動 老兄 I was just--I was just trying to take some action, man,
像你說的那樣 但是沒用 like you said, but it didn't work.
我們來講清楚 我是讓你去解決麻煩 Let's be clear. I told you to get some ass,
而不是讓你自找麻煩 not make one of yourself.
直到我看到你面對布萊爾時的樣子 It wasn't until I saw you confronting Blair
我才發現我想錯了 that I realized I had it all wrong.
等等 你想錯什么了 Wait. Had what wrong?
你愛上她了 You're in love with her.
不是吧 我-我-我愛上 布萊爾了 Nah. I'm--I'm in-- I'm in love... with Blair?
不 不 不 我-我沒有 No, no, no, no. No, no. I'm--I'm not...
我才沒有愛上...布萊爾 I'm not in love... with Blair.
你可以把這歸咎于你那部紀實小說 You can blame it on your tell-all novel
或者是你那長期的局外人身份 or your perennial status as an outsider,
但是我們都知道布萊爾對那些都不在乎 but we both know blair doesn't care about any of that.
她有自己的想法 她選擇了路易 She follows her heart, and she chose Louis.
我們都輸了 We both lost.
至少這次你還有一個伴陪你一起出局 At least this time you have someone outside with you.
現在 我們能去你家嗎 Now... can we please get you home
我可不想讓別人看到我坐在這里 before someone sees me sitting here like this?
是你公布了那個網頁 對不對 It was you who posted that page, wasn't it?
我只是想向你讓你知道你朋友的真面目 I was trying to show you what your friends are really like,
一勞永逸 once and for all.
你可以私下跟我說 You should have shown me at home.
現在這個局面正是你想要的 You wanted this to happen.
在你眼里證明你的觀點 It was more important to prove your point
比我們的婚前派對還要重要 than our own shower.
你也好不到哪兒去 You're not exactly innocent here.
我看了一些郵件 I looked through some of those e-mails.
有人說我不在的時候 People say you and chuck went to the theater
你和恰克一起去過劇院 while I was gone.
我那么做是為了向恰克證明他并沒有改變 I only did that so I could prove to Chuck he hadn't changed,
在那件事上 你是對的 and in that case, you were actually right.
難道這次我就錯了嗎 But I wasn't this time?
是碧爾翠絲把我做親子鑒定的事 Beatrice sent out the blast about
說出去的 路易 the paternity test, Louis.
好吧 好吧 Well, okay.
這只不過是滄海一粟 So that's one thing out of a million that--
別說了 你...別說了 Stop! Just... stop.
你知道我們一直都在做些什么嗎 Do you see what we keep doing here?
所有的爭吵和指責 All the fights and accusations--
這不是我朋友們的問題 it isn't my friends.
是你和我的 It's us.
我以為我們不是這樣的人 I thought we were better people than this.
但是這場惡性循環里只有你和我 But the only ones caught in a cycle are us.
這個惡性循環都是因你而起 The cycle created by your world in New York.
我真的受不了了 I don't think I can do this anymore.
大家都走了 You see those people leaving?
你也走吧 Why don't you join them?
我想一個人靜一靜 I think I need time alone
好好想想我們以后該怎么走下去 to think about the future of our relationship.
看來派對正式結束了 Guess this shower's officially over,
B成了那個認輸的人 and it looks like B's the one throwing in the towel.
我真不敢相信在所有人里 I couldn't believe you would think I of all people
你覺得是我向大家公布了那些信息 would release that information to the world.
你知道這些年 Do you have any idea how many things I've sent in
我發了多少消息給《八卦天后》嗎 to Gossip Girl over the years?
好吧 我查了查 Well, I've checked, and...
我發的足足有你的兩倍 I sent twice as many as you.
我打心底相信不是你發的 I knew in my heart you didn't send it.
只是路易總是跟我說 Louis just put all these ideas in my head
我的朋友們會在我背后搞鬼 that my friends were a destructive force.
但是我覺得他這是在自掘墳墓 But I think he's self-destructing,
他甚至把我們的關系也給搞砸了 and he's taking our relationship down with him.
那你打算怎么做 What are you gonna do about it?
我也不知道 I don't know.
但是你得答應我你不會跟別人說 But promise me you won't tell anyone he's the one
是他把《八卦天后》的事公布出去的 who revealed Gossip Girl's sources.
我不想讓其他人 I don't want everyone to hate him
像我現在一樣恨他 as much as I do in this moment.
當然不會 那我們現在能談談恰克嗎 Of course, but can we talk about Chuck for a minute?
他肯定一直在找契機 He just had to find some excuse
來破壞今晚的派對 是吧 to crash the party tonight, didn't he?
什么 他沒有在搞破壞 What? He wasn't crashing.
他是要阻止丹破壞派對 He was trying to stop Dan.
信不信由你 他一直在幫你 He was doing you a favor, believe it or not.
我以為你早就知道了 I thought you realized.
我真不敢相信她會背著我這么干 I just can't believe she'd go behind my back like that,
你知道嗎 我以為 我看還是算了 You know? I thought that... You know what? Forget it.
我怎么以為的也不重要了 It doesn't matter what I thought.
我知道這有點難以接受 Well, I know this is hard,
但是吃一塹長一智 but this is a good lesson for you.
我們總是會被 We're usually blinded
我們最關心的人蒙蔽了雙眼 by the people that we care about the most.
但是還是有好消息 她一走 But here's the good news-- with her leaving,
烏煙瘴氣也就散了 the stink will be off the paper,
這份報紙就成了絕好的投資機會 which makes this a great investment opportunity.
即使發生了這件事嗎 Even after tonight?
今晚恰是最精彩的部分 Well, that's the best part.
她的計劃也確實有效 I-I think her plan will actually work,
所有《八卦天后》的讀者 which means all of "Gossip Girl's" readers
都會轉向我們 或者說 轉向你 will flock to us, or, rather, to you,
新主編先生 Mr. New editor-in-chief.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
這是你應得的 You've earned it.
馬克斯 Max.
你怎么會在這 What are you doing here?
很抱歉嚇到你了 門童讓我進來的 I'm sorry to surprise you. The doorman let me in.
通常一個男生放了一個女孩的鴿子 Well, usually when a guy stands a girl up,
他絕不會在一周后出現在那女孩家里的 he doesn't show up at her house a week later.
除非那男生是來道歉 Unless he's coming to apologize
并且要告訴那女孩這中間有個大誤會 and tell her that there has been a huge misunderstanding.
那男生為什么連個電話都不打 Why didn't he at least call?
因為那個女孩應得的遠不止一個電話 'Cause the girl deserved more than that.
并且那個男生愿意 And the guy would like the option
選擇屈膝下跪 to literally get down on his knees
來請求女孩給他第二次機會 and beg her to give him a second chance.
如果你不再廢話 If you would have stopped talking
直接跪下的話 and just gotten on your knees,
我可能會說好 但是 I probably would have said yes, but..
我這就跪 I'll--I'll...
別這樣 Stop, please.
我原諒你了 I forgive you.
真的嗎 You do?
所以 你愿意再給我一次機會咯 So that means you're willing to give me another shot?
僅此一次 要好好把握 One more, but use it wisely.
我會的 I plan to.
你不應該這么沮喪 不管是不是你做的 You shouldn't be so upset. Whether you did it or not,
你得到你想要的了 you got what you wanted.
我只是不希望為了達成目標 I just wish I didn't have to
而把我和內特的關系也給毀了 destroy my relationship with Nate to do it.
他還年輕 他會好起來的 He's young. He'll get over it,
如果他知道了你的本來面目 and faster than if he found out
他會傷的更深的 the truth about you, too.
也正是出于這個原因 Which, by the way, is the only reason
今晚我才沒對你拔刀相向 I fell on my sword for you tonight.
當然 我懂的 Yeah, I figured.
這樣更好 It's better this way.
你應該慶幸在別人發現你的秘密之前 You should be thankful you're getting out now
你擺脫了這一切 before anyone discovered your secret.
你也要記住一件事 威廉姆 Remember one thing, William.
如果他們發現了我的秘密 If they find out about me,
你也在劫難逃 they find out about you, too.
忠實的讀者們 我在此為今晚 Loyal readers, I'd like to apologize to all of you
糟糕而尷尬的網管漏洞而誠心道歉 for the awful and embarrassing breach of security that happened tonight.
在這種糟糕的時刻 你有很多選擇 In bad times like this, you have many options.
艾薇 看來我會在紐約待上一段時間 Hello, Ivy. Looks like I'm gonna be staying in New York.
比我原本打算的要長一點 A little longer than I thought.
而且我在這的這段時間 Plus I'd like to have a little more cash
想多拿點錢傍身 to play with while I'm here.
五萬塊似乎有點不夠 $50,000 isn't gonna cut it.
我們加到五十萬怎么樣 How about we up it to... $500,000?
你可以選擇變被動為主動 You can choose to go on the offensive and come out swinging...
或承認失敗 卷鋪蓋走人 Or you can pack your bags and admit defeat...
或者把自己灌到醉生夢死 Or you can drink yourself into oblivion
并期望能忘記一切 and hope it will all just go away.
不管為了贏回你們的信任我做了什么 Whatever I choose to do to win back your trust,
有一件事是可以肯定的 one thing is certain--
我們之間可不會這么輕易地就結束 this is not the end between us.
你不應該出現在這的 You shouldn't be here.
我知道 但是我必須得來 I know. But I had to come.
這段時間以來你確實變好了 對吧 You've really been good this whole time, haven't you?
因為不管你怎么糾結 'Cause try as you might to fight it,
你知道你是愛我的 you know you love me.
X.O.X.O. 《八卦天后》 X.O.X.O. Gossip Girl.