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翻译：往兮 Ahhhh William 爱吃屎的鱼
时间轴：好油油 校对：傅莉迪 娜姬雅
后期：凌晨相见 总监：邪影风
欢乐合唱团
第三季 第十一集
听好了 你们两个小白脸 分组赛时 Admit it, Wondertwins,the only reason why
灾星之音输给新航向的唯一原因 the New Directions beat the Trouble Tones at Sectionals
就是那小丑裁判高得离谱 is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite.
还有我们唱了MJ的歌 你们没有 And we did Michael Jackson. You gus didn't.
可这些都过去那么久了 But that was, like, weeks ago--
干啥还要纠结 why are you still obsessing?
一个字 科特 MJ One word, Kurt, Michael.
伙计们 别失望 You guys, fear not--
索拉奇艺坊的世界巡演秀"不朽的MJ" the world tour of the Cirque du Soleil tribute show,
7月就要到哥伦布市了 Immortal to Michael Jackson,is coming to Columbus in June.
我们一起去看吧 We should all go.
你不懂 我不想单单去看传奇 You don't get it.I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael,
我想体验传奇 I want to be the spectacle.
同学们 还好吗 Hey, guys. Everything okay?
老师 我们很高兴回到新航向 Look, we love being back in New Directions,
但很可惜我们错过了演唱MJ的机会 but we hate that we missed our one chance this year to do Michael.
我懂了 Yeah, I get it.
我考虑地区赛 或者可以再来一次MJ You know, I been thinking a lot about Regionals, and maybe we can do Michael again.
我碰巧知道一首很好的MJ曲目来开场 Well, I, for one, know exactly what song we should start Michael Week with.
*我说 你想挑起争端* *I said you wanna be starting something*
*定是你 想挑起争端* *You got to be starting something*
*我说 你想挑起争端* *I said you wanna be starting something*
*定是你 想挑起争端* *You got to be starting something*
*事态的发展* *It's too high to get over*
*已进退两难* *Too low to get under*
*你夹在其中* *You're stuck in the middle*
*痛苦纠结* *And the pain is thunder*
*宝贝 带你去看医生* *I took my baby to the doctor*
*除了狂热 聊无所获* *With a fever, but nothing he found*
*谣言却遍布四周* *By the time this hit the street*
*据传闻 你已崩溃* *They said she had a breakdown*
*总有人试图让你哭泣* *Someone's always trying to start my baby crying*
*议论 争吵或谎言* *Talking, squealing, lying*
*证明你要挑起战火* *Sayin' you just wanna be starting something*
*我说 你想挑起争端* *I said you wanna be starting something*
*定是你 想挑起争端* *You got to be starting something*
*我说 你想挑起争端* *I said you wanna be starting something*
*定是你 想挑起争端* *You got to be starting something*
*事态的发展* *It's too high to get over*
*已进退两难* *Too low to get under*
*你夹在其中* *You're stuck in the middle*
*痛苦纠结* *And the pain is thunder*
*事态的发展* *It's too high to get over*
*已进退两难* *Too low to get under*
*你夹在其中* *You're stuck in the middle*
*痛苦纠结* *And the pain is thunder*
*你是菜头 只是菜头* *You're a vegetable, you're a vegetable*
*吃干磨尽 只是菜头* *They eat off of you, you're a vegetable*
*起身面向世界大声宣布* *Lift your head up high and scream out to the world*
*明白自己是真理* *I know I am someone*
*让事实公开* *And let the truth unfurl*
*明白自己是真理 便无人能伤害* *No one can Hurt you now, because you know it's true*
*像我那样 相信自己* *Yes, I believe in me. So you believe in you.*
*跟我唱* *Help me sing it. Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-coo-sa.*
*Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-coo-sa.*
*亲爱的 跟我唱* *Help me sing it, baby.*
*Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-coo-sa.*
*面向世界 放声高歌* *Sing it to the world, Sing it out loud.*
*Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-coo-sa.*
*跟我唱* *Help me sing it.*
*Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-coo-sa.*
*跟我唱* *Help me sing it.*
*Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-coo-sa.*
好了 据我向你求婚已经整整三天了 Okay, it's been exactly three days to the minute since I proposed to you,
你答应会现在给我答案的 which is the amount of time you said you needed before you'd give me an answer.
听着 这不是那种在限期内 Look, this isn't the kind of decision
就可以做出决定的事情 you can make on a deadline.
我明白 你说你需要时间考虑 Look, I understand, you said you needed
可等待这个结果的过程 some time, but... not hearing a decision's
太让我抓狂了 kind of bumming me out.
不会的 听着 No. Look...
你知道的 我爱你 I love you, okay?
我想象过未来与你共赴结婚殿堂 And... I want to marry you someday,
我也完全可以接受早婚 and... I, really, I'm open to anything.
只是这一切发生的太突然了 This is all just happening so fast,
我还搞不清楚状况 and I don't understand it.
我需要... 需要你帮我理清思绪 I mean, I... I need you to help me understand.
好吧 这么说 Okay, well,
即使你没收到纽戏的录取通知书 even if you don't get into NYADA,
你始终是要去纽约的 you're still gonna go to New York.
-而且我想和你一起去 -我会的 Yes, and I want you to come with me. And I will,
但去到那里的话 我们之间 but... we're crazy if we think that it's gonna be easier
要经受的考验比现在更多 to be a couple there than it is here.
我的意思是 My point is that
如果有婚戒的约束 those rings are-are...
就会永远提醒着我们 will always be a reminder
曾经如此相爱 of exactly how we feel right now.
那会是在纽约那个大城市中 They're gonna let us take a
我们彼此心灵的宁静港湾 piece of our little world into the big city.
我知道 这些真的很浪漫 Look, that's really romantic,
但我必须坦诚 but I have to be honest--
我感觉这些事情实在是太疯狂了 this all just sounds really crazy to me, okay?
我不需要用嫁给你来证明 I don't need to marry you to keep from straying--
你就是我的唯一 you're the only guy for me.
我想 我的答案是... Okay, I guess... my answer for now is...
不不 什么都别说 No, no, don't... don't say anything.
你说的对 这个决定 You're right, we shouldn't
是得需要些时间好好考虑 make this kind of a decision on a deadline.
那再... Just, uh...
-多考虑几天 好吗 -好的 -take a couple more days, okay? -Okay.
"我最爱的MJ回忆" 讲 OK, favorite Michael Jackson memory. Go.
我还是一岁的时候 When I was one, my mom
我妈给我放他音乐专辑中的录像 showed me the VHS tape of his Motown special,
当他第一次在舞台上跳太空舞步时 and when he did the moonwalk across the stage
我吐出了我人生中的第一句话 for the first time in history, I uttered my first words:
"太TMD帅了" "Hot damn."
我需要向这位天王致以我最崇高的敬意 I owe the King of Pop a deep debt of gratitude.
他是第一位推行亮片军装的人 He was the first one to pull off the sequined military jacket,
远在科特·哈梅尔做成专利之前 long before one Kurt Hummel made it iconic.
我得承认 我未曾深入了解过他 I have to be honest-- I never really got him.
那你和我们还是散伙的好 And we are no longer on speaking terms.
不 我认为他表演的棒极了 No, I think he's an amazing performer, but I've
可我从没搞懂他要表达些什么 never really just got what he was about.
蕾切尔 他可是莱莎和伊丽莎白的挚友 Rachel, he was best friends with Liza Minnelli and Liz Taylor.
莱莎·明奈利和伊莉莎白·泰勒均是好莱坞著名演员
不 我只是想说 我对他... No, all I'm saying is that I-I just... I haven't connected
没有产生像对芭芭拉那么深刻的共鸣 with him the way that I have with the likes of Barbra
甚至还不及斯蒂芬斯 or either of the Stephens.
桑坦或史华兹 Sondheim. Schwartz.
几人均是著名音乐剧演员
我真想把这热咖啡泼你脸上 I'd throw this mocha in your face,
可那教训都还不够深刻 but it's not nearly scalding enough.
好吧 既然你们几位那么迷他 Okay, but just, since you guys are so jazzed about him,
我觉得MJ特辑的主意棒极了 I think it's a good idea.
是吗 我可不觉得这是好主意 Well, that might not be the best idea.
你好 布莱恩 你们好 Hey, Blaine. Hello, everyone else.
你是住在这里吗 怎么总阴魂不散的 Does he live here or something? Seriously, you are always here.
你干嘛不赞成我们的主意 Why don't you think that's a good idea?
因为我们在地区赛上也要唱MJ的歌 Because we're doing MJ for Regionals.
林莺合唱团可是先出场的 You see, Warblers drew first position,
所以我一打听到你们的主意后 so as soon as I heard what
就马上把我们的歌单给改了 your plan was, I changed our set list accordingly.
打扰一下 你是怎么听说的 I'm sorry, how... how did you hear?
布莱恩今天早上告诉我的 Uh, Blaine told me this morning.
我只是打电话询问一下 I just called for a tip on how to get
怎么把溅在夹克上的红酒洗掉 red wine out of my blazer piping, and he
可他谈起MJ可真是停不住嘴呀 would not stop going on about it.
我貌似提过一点点 I may have mentioned it.
-你们经常通电话吗 -矮油 科特 - How often do you talk? - Oh, my God, hey, Kurt.
还没发现你也在呢 I didn't recognize you.
你终于穿点男子气的衣服了 You are wearing boy clothes for once.
够了 小配角 All right, twink,
我看我得好好给你展示一下 I think it's time that I show you
利马高中的待客之道了 a little Lima Heights hospitality.
除非你想和你亲戚一样蹲监狱 Unless you want to join your relatives in prison,
否则我还是劝你打消这个主意 that's probably not the best idea.
知道吗 我爸碰巧是州检察官 You see, my dad is sort of what you'd call a state's attorney.
不过你若想送点包裹给你监狱的亲戚 But if you had a piyata you wanted delivered,
他肯定能帮你办到 I bet he could make sure that got to them.
好了 你们几个听好了 All right, so here's what you guys should know.
我现在是林莺合唱团的主唱了 I am captain of the Warblers now,
好人牌我也玩腻了 and I'm tired of playing nice.
我们肯定能找到些 There has to be some kind
合唱委员会什么的机构去投诉他们 of show choir competition committee we can complain to.
我知道很不好受 但天又没塌 I know it sucks, guys, but it's not the end of the world.
你们不是曾在分组赛前泄漏过歌单 Heck, you had your set list stolen the day of the competition
但你们依旧赢下了那场比赛 不是吗 at Sectionals, and you pulled that one off, right?
他们可以偷走Journey乐队或《追梦女郎》的歌 Well, they can have our Journey and our Dreamgirls,
但想偷走MJ 门都没有 but pilfering my Michael, mm-mm, that's another level, not okay.
我觉得布莱恩在的时候 I'm not exactly comfortable
还是回避一下这个话题的好 having this conversation with Blaine in the room.
说真的 一朝为鸟 永远为鸟 Clearly, once a Warbler, always a Warbler.
-啥 -是你把我们的歌单泄漏出去的 - Uh, wh-what? - Dude, you told them what we were gonna do.
你就是夹在我们中间的间谍 You're like a modern-day Eggs Benedict. He's on notice
班尼迪克蛋:美国经典早午餐,夹心的
我看我们得把你盯紧点儿 as far as I'm concerned.
我们都得提高警惕 要知道 We should all be on notice. I mean,
林莺合唱团的舞台表现力 next to Vocal Adrenaline, the Warblers
可是仅次于肾上腺乐团的 are the best Glee Club in the state,
而对我们大多数人来说 这是最后机会了 and for a lot of us, this is our last shot at a championship,
所以我们别怨天怨地了 so we should stop complaining
我们得想出打败林莺合唱团的办法 about the Warblers and figure out how to beat them.
你说的正是我想的 芬恩 I couldn't have said it better myself, Finn.
我倒没那么担心我们的歌单问题 I'm less worried about our set list right now
我们现在要放好心态 and more interested in getting us in the right mindset
想出办法打败他们 to crush those guys.
所以我们这周的功课是... Which is why our lesson for the week is...
这种情况下 MJ会怎么做 What Would Michael Jackson Do?
他会反击 He'd fight back.
他会说地区赛和MJ都会是我们的 He'd say Regionals is ours, MJ is ours,
如果他们想要竞争 尽管试试 and if they want it, they can pry it
-能不能从我们手中夺走 -就是 from o sequin-gloved hand. Mm-hmm. Straight up.
83年 MTV拒绝宣传他的新歌"Billie Jean" In 1983, MTV said they wouldn't air his "Billie Jean" Video.
Bille Jean是Thriller专辑的第二张单曲,本歌曾获格莱美奖
而他呢 奋起反击 What'd he do? He fought back.
他们最终妥协了 《Thriller》专辑 They aired it, and the Thriller album
卖出了至少千万张 sold an additional ten million copies.
-这就对了 -我知道他会怎么做 - That's right. - I know what Michael would do.
我想 他会在街头解决这事儿 I think he would take it to the streets.
好了 我们来了 Well... we're here.
我们得解决点纠纷 We got something to settle.
我们都想唱MJ的歌 Both of us want to use MJ,
-可只有一队能唱 -我们以歌对决 - but only one can. - We're having
像MJ一样解决问题 a Jackson-off, Nick at Nite.
胜者能在地区赛上演唱天王的歌 Winner gets the King of Pop for Regionals.
什么 你们两个挑战我们吗 What, us against... the two of you?
你真认为你们那么牛吗 You really think you're that bad?
那破烂公立高中 Is that what they teach you
教会你们的就是这个吗 at that little public school of yours?
放马瞧瞧谁才最棒 It's time to see who's bad.
*Ba, ba, ba, ba*
*Dow, dow, dow, dow-dow*
*你的一切 我了如指掌* *Your butt is mine*
*正想要教训你一顿* *Gonna take you right*
*趁着众人在此* *Just show your face*
*速速显形吧* *In broad daylight*
*跟你说吧* *I'm telling you*
*这是我的感觉* *On how I feel*
*虽会伤害你* *Gonna hurt your mind*
*不要生气抓狂* *Don't shoot to kill*
*来吧* *Come on*
*来吧 算我头上* *Come on, lay it on me*
*没错* *All right*
*Dow, dow, dow, dow-dow*
*你撒谎的眼神* Your lying eyes
*早已将你暴露* *Gonna take you right*
*请听我说* *So listen up*
*别付诸暴力* *Don't make a fight*
*你言语苍白* *Your talk is cheap*
*不是男子汉* *You're not a man*
*做事不敢认* *You're throwing stones*
*还在装蒜* *To hide your hands*
*据说上有极限* *Well, they say the sky's the limit*
*我确信无疑* *And to me that's really true*
*你却熟视无睹* *But, my friends, you have seen nothing*
*那就坐等我成功 * *Just wait till I get through, *
*因为我棒 我棒* *Because I'm bad. I'm bad*
*真知棒* *Come on*
*你懂我的棒* *You know I'm bad, I'm bad*
*你明知道的* *You know it*
*你懂我的棒* *You know I'm bad*
*拜托 你明知道的* *Come on, you know*
*世界为之响应* *And the whole world has to answer right now*
*最后说一次 谁是英雄* *Just to tell you once again, who's bad!*
*Dow, dow, dow, dow-dow*
*Dow, dow, dow*
*Dow, dow, dow, dow-dow*
*Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh*
*Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh*
*Oh, oh, oh, oh...*
*Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh*
*Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...*
*因为我棒 我棒* *Cause I'm bad, I'm bad*
*真知棒* *Come on*
*你懂我的棒* *You know I'm bad, I'm bad*
*拜托 你明知道的* *You know it, you know*
*世界为之响应* *And the whole world has to answer right now*
*最后说一次* *Just to tell you once again.*
*你懂我的棒* *You know I'm bad, I'm bad*
*你明知道的* *You know it*
*世界为之响应* *And the whole world has to answer right now*
*最后说一次 谁是英雄* *Just to tell you once again, who's bad!*
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
他怎样了 还好吗 How is he? Is he okay?
伤到了右眼 Uh, it's his right eye.
医生说他眼角膜深度划伤 Uh, the doctor says that his cornea is deeply scratched
需要进行手术治疗 and he has to have surgery.
我在学校读书教课这么多年 In all my years as a teacher and a student,
还从没见过 I have never known a slushie
有如此杀伤力的雪泥 to do that kind of damage.
因为那根本就不是普通的雪泥 舒老师 That's 'cause it wasn't a normal slushie, Mr. Shue.
里头加了料 有石头或者别的东西 There was... stuff in it, rocks or something.
他是故意要伤人 He wanted to do that damage.
除非你有证据证明他对雪泥做了手脚 Well, unless you have proof that he tampered with the slushie
否则警方不会有兴趣介入的 the police aren't interested in getting involved.
塞巴斯蒂安是个混蛋 Sebastian is evil.
他应该被开除 He needs to be expelled.
听好 我和费金斯跟道尔顿的校长沟通过了 Look, Figgins and I spoke to Dalton's headmaster.
他们已经展开调查了 They're opening up an investigation.
所以大家放心吧 So, guys, I'm telling you,
一切交给组织来处理 please let the system handle this one.
不行 道尔顿很传统的 舒老师 No. Dalton's old-school, Mr.Shue--
他们肯定是向着自己的学生 they're not gonna turn their backs on one of their own,
-我们要报仇 -以牙还牙 - we need payback. - An eye for an eye.
不行 我绝不接受暴力报复 No. I have a zero-tolerance policy for violence,
什么情况下都不行 of any kind.
这不是我们的风格 That's not how we do things.
没错 我们唱歌 从来都只会唱歌 No, we sing, and that's all we ever do.
难道你想被取消地区赛资格吗 Do you want to get disqualified from Regionals?
我他妈不在乎地区赛 I don't give a damn about Regionals.
你到底想让我们怎么样 我们也是人 What do you expect from us? We're people.
我知道其他人 I know the rest of the world
也许看不起我们 但是当他们嘲笑我们 may not see us like that, but when they tease us
向我们丢东西或者扔我们进垃圾桶 and throw stuff at us and toss us in dumpsters
骂我们是做白日梦的废柴 and tell us that we're nothing but losers
我们也会难过 with stupid dreams, it freaking hurts.
我们就该任由他人欺凌 And we're supposed to turn the other cheek
胸襟宽广地安慰自己说 and be the bigger man by telling ourselves
正是我们的梦想和为之付出的努力 that those dreams and how hard we work
使我们成为强者吗 make us better than them,
这真他妈很难做到 but it gets pretty damn hard to feel
因为每次都是他们赢 that way when they always get to win.
我理解你很郁闷 I get how upsetting this is for you.
屁 你不理解 No, you don't,
别再跟我说什么"明天会更好"的屁话 and don't give me any of that "It gets better" crap
因为我想的不是明天变得更好 because I'm not interested in it getting any better.
而是本身就更好 立刻马上现在 I want it to be better, like, right now.
我想让他们尝尝被伤害的滋味 I want to hurt them the way they hurt us.
加倍的 No, worse.
让他们感受感受我的苦痛 I want them to feel my pain
因为说白了我心中除了痛苦别无其他 because frankly that's all I have left to give.
阿蒂 你先去冷静一下 Artie, take a break.
我们在这等你回来 We'll be here when you get back.
谁跟我一起 Who's with me?
*Hee*
*我受够了不公平* *I'm tired of injustice*
*受够了阴谋诡计* *I'm tired of the schemes*
*真的让人恶心* *It's kind of disgusting*
*为什么会这样 老爸* *So what does it mean, Daddy?*
*你踢倒我* *You're kickin' me down,*
*我必须爬起来* *I got to get up*
*虽然听起来很刺激* *As jacked as it sounds,*
*这糟糕的恶性循环 老爸* *the whole system sucks, Daddy*
*我在阴暗处窥看* *I peek in the shadow * Hoo-hoo*
*走到明亮处来**吼吼* *I come into the light**Hoo-hoo*
*但你说我错了**嘿嘿* *But you tell me I'm wrong**Hee-hee*
*你做好拿出证据来* *Then you better prove you're right*
*你出卖灵魂* *You're sellin' out souls,*
*但 我与你不同* *but... I care about mine*
*我一定要变得强大 绝不放弃抵抗* *I've got to get stronger and I won't give up the fight*
*这种混淆视听的言论让你想要尖叫吗* *With such confusion don't it make you wanna scream?*
*逼你尖叫* *Make you wanna scream*
*你用诡计阴谋猛攻受辱的牺牲品* *Your bash abusin' victimizin' with the scheme*
*你试图识破他们精心编造的谎言* *You try to cope with every lie they scrutinize*
*好心人发发善心* *Somebody please have mercy*
*因为我再也承受不住* *'Cause I just can't take it*
*不要再给我施压* *Stop pressurin' me,*
*不要再给我施压* *just stop pressurin' me*
*不要再给我施压* *Just stop pressurin' me*
*逼我尖叫出声* *Make me wanna scream*
*不要再给我施压* *Just stop pressurin' me,*
*不要再给我施压* *just stop pressurin' me*
*不要再给我施压* *Just stop pressurin' me*
*你让我想要尖叫* *You make me wanna scream*
*老天 你无法想象今晚我打开电视时* *Oh, my God, can't believe what I saw as I turned on the TV*
*看到了什么* *This evening*
*所有的不公平让我作呕* *I was disgusted by all the injustice*
*所有的不公* *All the injustice*
*Yeah, yeah*
*宝贝* *Baby**Whoo*
*别再给我施压* *Stop pressurin' me*
*别再给我施压**别再给我施压* *Stop your pressure**Just stop pressurin' me*
*你知道吗**你让我想要放声尖叫* *You know you really make me wanna**You make me wanna scream*
*别再给我施压* *Just stop pressurin' me**Hee-hee*
*别再给我施压**别再施压* *Just stop pressurin' me**Stop your pressure*
*Yeah, yeah*
*你让我想要放声尖叫**宝贝* *You make me wanna scream**Baby*
*别再给我施压**必须这样* *Stop pressurin' me**Got to do it*
*别再给我施压**别再施压* *Just stop pressurin' me**Stop your pressure*
*别再给我施压* *Just stop pressurin' me*
*你让我想要放声尖叫* *You make me wanna scream.*
阿蒂你怎么了 Artie? Artie.
我想我还是出去一下 I think I better roll away.
嘿 Hey.
我需要你的建议 Look, I need your advice,
是那个...比较成人的问题 all right, about, about an adult problem.
-天啊 你怀上了 -不是 - Holy crap, are you pregnant? - No.
我是以朋友的身份来问你 Look, I'm, I'm coming to you as a friend
而且奇怪的是 我认为 and, oddly, because I also think
只有你能给我 that you're the only person that'll give me
一个直白 just a, a straightforward
成熟的答案 and a thoughtful answer about this.
没错 不好意思 You're right, I'm sorry.
没问题 我会保密 Yes, I can keep a secret.
好吧 是这样的 Okay... well, um...
芬恩向我求婚了 Finn asked me to marry him.
你怎么回答的 What did you say?
我说我得考虑考虑 I said I-I needed to think about it.
你不能答应 Well, you can't.
为什么 我是说...这个年龄 Why? I mean, plenty of people
结婚的大有人在啊 get married at our age, and, I mean, I know that
虽然我们俩没有同居什么的 he and I haven't lived together or anything,
但是我爱他 我知道他就是我命定的那个人 but, you know, I love him and he's the one, I know it.
这是什么 What's this?
我离开这的船票 My ticket out of here.
我被耶鲁大学录取了 提前收录的 I got into Yale, early admissions.
没想到我那篇描述自己 Turns out my essay about overcoming adversity
如何克服怀孕的困难 while maintaining a straight-A average
保持全优成绩的论文吸引了 during a teen pregnancy really turned on
招生办的兴趣 the admissions boards.
奎恩 这真是好消息 Quinn, that's amazing.
太好了 That's so great.
真好 That's great.
我相信很快你就能收到纽戏的录取信了 I'm sure you'll get your NYADA one soon.
没错 纽约的物流 Oh, yeah, I mean, New York mail
是众所周知的慢 所以... is notoriously slow, so it's...
我想表达的是 My point being is that
我跟芬恩 帕克曼 萨姆都交往过 I've dated Finn, Puck, Sam.
虽然我也动了真心 Even thought I loved some of them,
但等到 but by the time
明年冬天的雪飘洒在我的大学里 the snow falls in New Haven next winter,
他们都变成了过去 I won't know why.
所以你的意思是我该跟芬恩分手 So are, are you saying that Finn and I should break up?
我觉得毕业前几个月可以尽情恋爱 I'm all for making the most of the next few months,
但我不赞成将 but I'd hate the idea
这些过去的事 o-of dragging an anchor from my past
带进我明亮的未来 into the bright lights of my future.
蕾切尔 你面前摆着大好前程 Rachel, you have an amazing life ahead of you.
虽然很痛苦 As hard as it may be,
但如果你想得到你梦想的一切 if you want everything that you've ever dreamed of,
就需要和他做一个了结 you're going to have to break up with him.
-这话真不中听 -听好 - That's an awful thing to say. - Look,
你想要直白成熟的答案 you wanted straight and thoughtful.
也许在以前 I guess at one point
与某人共度余生的想法是可行的 it made sense to love somebody for your whole life,
但现在不在是了 but it doesn't anymore.
女人在三十岁才认清自己 Women are finding themselves in their 30s now.
所有杂志都这么说 我们不知道 Every magazine says it. We hardly know
未来15年自己要的是什么 what we're going to want in 15 years.
可是 芬恩和我...我们可以一起成长呀 I mean, Finn and I-- we can grow together.
蕾切尔 你和芬恩是很般配的一对 Look, Rachel... you and Finn are a lovely couple.
但你如果真心想得到快乐 But if you really want to be happy,
你就不得不道分别 you're going to have to say good-bye.
*Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh*
*再见永远说不出口* *Never can say good-bye*
*说再见**不 不 不 不能现在* *Say good-bye**No, no, no, no, now*
*再见永远说不出口**说再见* *Never can say good-bye**Say good-bye*
*即便悲伤心痛* *Even though the pain and heartache*
*如影随形挥之不去* *Seems to follow me wherever I go*
*即便我努力掩饰感情* *Though I try and try to hide my feelings*
*却总会露出马脚* *They always seem to show*
*然后你试着说要离开我* *Then you try to say you're leaving me*
*我总会拒绝* *And I always have to say no*
*告诉我为什么告诉我为什么* *Tell me why tell me why*
*就这样了吗 就这样了吗* *Is it so? Is it so?*
*不想让你走* *Don't wanna let you go*
*再见永远说不出口 乖乖* *I never can say good-bye, boy*
*再见永远说不出口 乖乖* *Never can say good-bye, boy*
*宝贝**不想让你走 乖乖* *Ooh, baby** Don't wanna let you go, boy*
*再见永远说不出口**不 不 不 不 不 不* *I never can say good-bye**No, no, no, no, no, no*
**不 不 不* **No, no, no** Ooh*
*再见永远说不出口 乖乖* *Oh, I never can say good-bye, boy*
*再见永远说不出口 乖乖* *Never can say good-bye, boy*
*宝贝**不想让你走 乖乖* *Ooh, baby**Don't wanna let you go, boy*
*再见永远说不出口**不 不 不 不 不 不* *I never can say good-bye**No, no, no, no, no, no*
*不 不 不* *No, no, no**Ooh*
*再见永远说不出口* *Never can say good-bye*
*说再见 乖乖* *Say good-bye, boy*
*止不住在想我们的问题* *I keep thinkin' that our problems*
*相信不久就都能解决* *Soon are all gonna work out*
*但依然有些不开心的情绪* *But there's that same unhappy feeling*
*有苦闷 有疑虑* *And there's that anguish, there's that doubt*
*还是以往那混乱的烦恼* *It's the same old dizzy hang-up*
*有你没你都难以度日* *Can't do with you or without*
*这是为什么* *Tell me why tell me why*
*就这样了吗 就这样了吗* *Is it so? **Is it so?*
*舍不得让你走* *Don't wanna let you go*
*再见永远说不出口 乖乖* *I never can say good-bye, boy*
*再见永远说不出口**乖乖 宝贝* *Never can say good-bye, boy **Ooh, baby*
*再见永远说不出口**不 不 不 不 不 不* *I never can say good-bye**No, no, no, no, no, no*
*不 不 不* *No, no, no **Ooh*
*再见永远说不出口 乖乖* *Oh, I never can say good-bye, boy*
*再见永远说不出口 乖乖* *Never can say good-bye, boy*
*宝贝* *Ooh, baby*
*再见永远说不出口**不 不 不 不 不 不* *I never can say good-bye**No, no, no, no, no, no*
*不 不 不* *No, no, no*
*永远 永远 永远 永远 永远 永远 永远* *Never, never, never, never, never, never, never*
*再见永远说不出口 乖乖* *I never can say good-bye, boy*
*我离不开你* *I got to have ya*
*永远对你说不出那声再见* *I never can say good-bye to you*
*Oh... yeah, yeah, yeah*
*Yeah, yeah, yeah.*
奎恩 你唱得太好了 Wow, Quinn, that was incredible.
她要宣布的消息比这还好 Even more incredible is her big news.
告诉他们吧 Tell them.
我被耶鲁录取了 I got into Yale.
耶鲁也 Yale.
天呐 Whoo!
真是 真是太好了 It's just-- it-it's amazing.
在你经历了那么多起伏之后 After everything you've been through,
这是你应得的 奎恩 you really deserve this, Quinn.
我们为你骄傲 奎恩 We are so proud of you, Quinn.
我想谢谢大家 I want to thank you guys...
因为如果缺了你们任何一个人 because without each and every one of you,
这都不可能成真 this would have never happened.
你们爱我帮助我 You supported me and loved me
从始至终 through all the drama,
我才能有今天 and that's why I'm standing here.
我浪费了那么多时间憎恨自己 I wasted so much time hating myself
就为自己犯过的愚蠢错误 for the stupid mistakes that I made,
但事实是 but the truth is, is that
若没有那些挫折 without all of those,
我从不敢想象这会成为我的未来 I never would have dreamed this to be my future.
阻止我向前跑的竟是我自己 I was the only one standing in the way of myself.
过去的一切无法改变 You can't change your past...
但你可以放手向前看 开始新生活 but you can let go and start your future.
耶鲁 太好了 Yale, yeah.
耶鲁 天哪 Yale! Oh, my God!
嘿 干什么呢 Hey, what are you doing?
试着压住内火 Trying to keep the flames
不让它从我耳朵里喷出来 from shooting out of the side of my face.
那 这身衣服可帮不上什么忙 Well, that outfit isn't helping.
我同意阿蒂说的话 I agree with Artie.
我受够了总被人踩在脚下 I'm tired of being stepped on all the time.
我受过不少人的欺负 I take a lot of crap from a lot of people,
但塞巴斯蒂安这个混球给的这口气我可咽不下去 but I refuse to take it from Sebastian the Criminal Chipmunk,
所以我一直坐在这 so I've been sitting here for the last hour,
想办法怎么收拾他 making a list of ways to get back at him.
那你今天算是行大运了 Well, today is your lucky day,
因为辣手摧花姐也要坐这趟去毒妇镇的列车 because Auntie Snixx just arrived on the Bitchtown Express.
我的建议是我们把他绑架了 Now, my suggestion is that we drag him
拖到纹身店去 bound and gagged to a tattoo parlor
在他的屁股上纹上 "感谢您的小费" for a tramp stamp that reads "Tips Appreciated"
或者 "恭喜 你是我的第一千个顾客" Or "Congratulations, You're My 1,000th Customer!"
在他对布莱恩做了这种事情之后 After what he did to Blaine,
我真的很想给他点教训 I really wanted to hurt him.
但我不能 But I can't.
一直以来 我都在与学校的暴力斗争 I've fought against violence at this school for too long.
我必须要以德服人 I, I have to take the high road.
让我告诉你吧 温柔蓝精灵 You know what, Prancy Smurf?
我同意你的决定 I respect that.
你是对的 You're probably right.
我想读个正经的大学 I want to go to a college
而不是在监狱里毁掉青春 that isn't a FEMA trailer in a prison yard,
所以咱们还是规规矩矩的复仇吧 so let's take the high road.
我们不会用那么低级的手段攻击他 We're not going to beat Sebastian by playing dirty
但我们一定能打败他 but we are going to beat him.
马上来礼堂
知道我为什么这么喜欢这周的合唱作业吗 You know why I like this week's assignment so much?
毫无疑问 我最喜欢的歌手之一 Hands down, without a doubt, one of my favorite singers
就是迈克尔·杰克逊 of all time is Michael Jackson.
我也是 如果哪一天我把我的刘海卖了 Listen, if I have to hawk my weave on eBay,
那我一定是凑钱去看俄亥俄州 I'm going to see the Immortal tour
"不朽的MJ"巡演了 when it comes to Ohio.
说到"不朽" Speaking of immortal...
反正在我们的余生 Since we're gonna be seeing your name up in lights
都会在聚光灯下看到你的名字 for the rest of our lives,
那不如现在就开始适应起来 I thought we might as well start today.
萨姆·埃文斯 Sam Evans,
你一定发疯了 you are crazy.
为你而发疯了 Crazy about you.
我们还从来没有一起唱过二重唱 You know, we've never sang a duet together.
咱们一起来一首《人之天性》怎么样 I thought we could do "Human Nature."
和我一起唱吧 Would you sing with me?
唱完你就可以回到肖恩身边 After that you can go back to Shane.
我不会阻拦你 I won't stop you.
萨姆 我不能这么做 Sam, I can't.
咱们过会儿再聊 Let's... Let's talk later.
*放眼望去* *Looking out*
*夜色之中* *Across the nighttime*
*城市那永不疲倦的眼* *The city winks a sleepless eye*
*听他声音* *Hear his voice*
*轻摇我窗* *Shake my window*
*那是诱人甜蜜的低吟* *Sweet seducing sighs*
*让我踏入* *Get me out*
*迷人夜晚* *Into the nighttime*
*重重阻挠也挡不住我* *Four walls won't hold me tonight*
*如果这城市* *If this town*
*是一颗苹果* *Is just an apple*
*那就让我品尝芳香* *Then let me take a bite*
*要是人们问我* If they say
*为什么 为什么* Why, why
*告诉他们这就是人之天性* *Tell 'em that it's human nature*
*为什么 为什么* *Why, why*
*是他指引我前进的方向* *Does he do me that way?*
*要是人们问我* *If they say*
*为什么 为什么* *Why, why?*
*告诉他们这就是人之天性* *Just tell 'em that it's human nature*
*为什么 为什么* *Why, why?*
*是他指引我前进的方向* *Does he do me that way*
*向陌生人* *Reaching out*
*伸出手去* *To touch a stranger*
*到处都有诱惑的眼神* *Electric eyes are everywhere*
*Ooh*
*看那女孩* *See that girl*
*懂我目光* *She knows I'm watching*
*她痴迷于我的凝视* *She likes the way I stare*
*要是人们问我* *If they say*
*为什么 为什么* *Why?**Why, why, why, why?**Why?*
*告诉他们这就是人之天性* *Tell 'em that it's human nature*
*为什么 为什么* *Why, oh, why*
*是他指引我前进的方向* *Does he do me that way?*
*要是人们问我* *If they say*
*为什么 为什么* *Why**Why, do-be-doop, why?**Why?*
*告诉他们这就是人之天性* *Tell 'em that it's human nature*
*为什么 为什么* *Why, why*
*是他指引我前进的方向* *Does he do me that way?*
*我喜欢这样的生活* *I like livin' this way*
*我喜欢这样的爱情* *I like lovin' this way*
*为什么 为什么* *Oh, why, oh, why?*
*为什么 为什么* *Why, why?*
*告诉他们这就是人之天性* *Tell 'em that it's human nature*
*为什么* *Why?*
-那么 -威尔 - So... - Will?
科特 Kurt?
你爸想和你谈谈 Your dad wants to talk to you.
怎么了 出什么事了 布莱恩还好吗 What's wrong? Is Blaine okay?
他很好 He's fine.
录取结果来了 The mail came.
纽戏的 NYADA.
行了 伙计 Dude, come on.
这已经是我们到的第五间房间了 This is like the fifth room we've been to.
图书馆和食堂有什么不对吗 What's wrong with the library or the lunchroom?
它们给我感觉都不对 None of those felt right.
就是这儿了 爸 This is it, Dad.
现在就是我人生的十字路口之一 This is one of those crossroad moments in life.
无论这个信封里是什么 它将决定 I mean, whatever's in this envelope is going to determine
我的未来是向左走还是向右走 whether I go right or left.
我总会在这儿陪着你 不管结果是什么 I'm here, no matter what it says.
行吗 Okay?
致哈梅尔先生 "Dear Mr. Hummel..."
下面是什么 What? What?
我入选最终名单了 I'm a finalist.
爸 爸 注意你的心脏 Oh, Dad, Dad, your heart.
我才不管呢 你做到了 Oh, screw my heart! You did it!
你成功了 科特 You did it, Kurt!
上帝 太好了 Oh, man, oh!
谁去告诉布莱恩呢 你得让我去 Who's gonna tell Blaine? You got to let me do it.
爸 你哭了吗 Dad, are you crying?
你打败了所有人 You beat them all.
所有侮辱你欺负你的人 They threw everything at you.
他们想把你弄垮 They tried to beat you down.
可是你的心是不可阻挡的 科特 But you know what? You're unstoppable, Kurt.
身为你爸 我感到无比骄傲 I am so proud to be your dad.
他们永远也不能把这荣耀从你身上夺走 They can never take this away from you.
就在此时 就在此分 Right now, in this moment,
就在此秒 你赢了 on this day, you won.
加油啊 儿子 Oh, way to go, dude.
蕾切尔 蕾切尔 Rachel! Rachel!
我拿到我的纽戏录取信了 I got it; I got my NYADA letter.
-我成为最终候选者了 -真的吗 - I got in the finals. - You did?
-我进最终名单了 -真的 太好了 - I'm a finalist. - You did? That's so great.
你的信上怎么说 Wh-What did yours say?
我没收到信 I didn't get one.
那不代表任何事情 Oh, that doesn't mean anything.
他们只是还没把录取信寄给你 That just means they haven't sent it yet.
我连最终名单都没进 I didn't even make it to the finals.
我就知道 I knew it, I...
整个礼拜我都有这种不好的预感 I had this weird feeling in my stomach all week long.
蕾切尔 别傻了 Rachel, don't be stupid.
傻吗 "Stupid"?
眼睁睁的看着你所有的朋友 Stupid is watching all of your friends
都有未来的打算 make plans for their future
而你自己却没有 那才叫傻 and realizing that you have none at all.
没有计划 没有大学 No plans, no college,
没有未来 nowhere to go.
我只有一个男朋友 而且 All I have here is my boyfriend, and...
而且我根本不知道自己在做什么 And I have no idea what I'm doing.
来 Come here.
一切都会好起来的 It's all right.
安吉丽娜·朱莉小姐说 在她戏剧性的 "Miss Jolier said that after dramatic directorial debut,
导演处女作后 她希望第二部作品 She expects her second feature
安吉丽娜·朱莉导演处女作为血与蜜之地
能比第一部更加的甜蜜而少一些血腥 feature to have far more honey than blood."
嘿 Hey.
你们好啊 Hey, guys.
我们给你带了点鸡汤面 We brought you, um, chicken noodle soup.
我知道传统意义上它不是用来治疗眼伤的 I know it's not used to typically help eye injuries,
但我们觉得至少它也不会损害视力嘛 but we figured it couldn't hurt.
我顺便帮你带了点 And I brought you a couple of
其中有眼罩的电影 eye-patch-featuring flicks from my collection.
比如《加勒比海盗之惊涛怪浪》 I got, uh, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,
《刺杀希特勒》 还有《天空上尉》与《明日世界》 Valkyrie, and Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
谢谢你们了 Aw, thank you guys.
这太让我感动了 对我来说 It's so amazing; it really means a lot to me
你们过来看我真的让我很开心 that you'd come by to check up on me.
不过 However,
我可不会忘记倒一杯无卡路里酒 I cannot let a single moment pass without first...
来敬一敬科特·哈梅尔先生 也就是 raising a zero-calorie toast to one Mr. Kurt Hummel, aka...
纽戏最终候选人 NYADA finalist.
耶 Yay.
干杯 Cheers.
布莱恩 你的手术是什么时候 So, Blaine, uh, when's the surgery?
这个礼拜 This week.
说实话 我很怕 Honestly, I'm terrified.
别担心 伙计 Don't sweat it, dude.
你会恢复得很好的 You'll heal up good as new.
是啊 而且有很多传奇表演家是独眼 Yeah, and there are tons of legendary performers
小萨米·戴维斯 若丝·科伦坡 who've only had one eye: Sammy Davis Jr., Columbo.
还有史提夫·汪达 他没有眼睛也很好 And Stevie Wonder, he did pretty good with no eyes at all.
伙计们 我真的很不愿意错过迈克尔周 You guys, I'm really upset that I'm missing Michael Week.
这一切太糟了 It just totally sucks.
这就是为什么我们决定 Well, that's why we figured we'd bring
-给你带点迈克尔的气息来 -对 - a little bit of Michael to you. - Yup.
行 Okay.
*本 我们俩无需再寻找* *Ben, the two of us need look no more
*我们已找到我们想要的* *We both found what we were looking for*
*属于自己的朋友* *With a friend to call my own*
*我将不再孤独* *I'll never be alone*
*而你 我的朋友 你会明白* *And you, my friend will see*
*你找到了我这个知己* *You've got a friend in me*
*本 你总是东奔西跑* *Ben, you're always running here and there*
*东奔西跑* *Here and there*
*你觉得世界不再需要你* *You feel you're not wanted anywhere*
*不再需要你* *Anywhere*
*如果你回首过去 感到难过* *If you ever look behind and don't like what you find
*那你必须知道* *There's something you should know*
*你已经找到了归宿* *You've got a place to go*
*本 大多数人都把你拒之门外* *Ben, most people would turn you away*
*拒之门外* *Turn you away*
*而我不屑于听他们的一言一辞* *I don't listen to a word they say*
*一言一辞* *A word they say*
*他们不像我一样了解你* *They don't see you as I do*
*而我希望他们能够试着去了解你* *I wish they would try to*
*那时他们一定会希望* *I'm sure they'd think again*
*有个像你一样的朋友* *If they had a friend like Ben*
*一个朋友* *A friend*
*像本一样的朋友* *Like Ben*
嘿 安德鲁·麦卡锡 Hey, Andrew McCarthy.
不知道你是不是已经听说了 Don't know if you heard,
布莱恩可能会失去一只眼睛 but Blaine may lose an eye.
就是那个不到四个月前 The same Blaine who was just besties with most of you
还是你好朋友的布莱恩 not four months ago.
等等 你说真的吗 Wait, are you serious?
他会好起来吗 Is he gonna be okay?
哦 当然 如果他不介意 Well, sure, if he doesn't care
用残缺的眼睛看世界的话 about seeing in three dimensions.
特伦特 让我来吧 Trent, I got this.
布莱恩虽然很帅 但他太差劲了 Bummer about Blaine, he was pretty.
他当时不应该那么做的 He shouldn't have gotten in the way, though.
那杯雪泥是给科特的 That slushee was meant for Kurt.
也许你长得和八十年代电影里的 You may look like the villain out of a cheesy '80s
校园恶霸没什么两样 high school movie,
但你得知道 我已经完全准备好 but you should know that I am fully prepared
完爆你的小菊花了 to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass.
承认你往那杯雪泥里加东西了吧 Admit you put something in that slushee.
你加的是什么 What was it, huh?
玻璃 沥青 Glass? Asphalt?
红色染料六号 Red dye number six.
你是个骗子 You're a liar.
她质疑我的尊严 She questioned my honor.
我要求你给我林莺合唱团传统的补偿 I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition.
想决斗吗 You want to have a duel?
大提琴的伙计们 能等一下吗 Cello guys, can you hang back for a second?
我需要你们帮个忙 I'm gonna need you for this one.
其他人全部离开 Everyone else clear out.
我不想让你们看到我把一个女孩弄哭 I don't want you to see me make a girl cry.
那我们开始吧 Let's just keep this on point.
*他破窗而入* *As he came in through the window, *
*发出巨大声响* *it was the sound of a crescendo*
*他潜入她的房间* *He came into her apartment*
*地毯上布满鲜血* *He left bloodstains on the carpet*
*她逃到桌底* *She ran underneath the table*
*他看到她已无力反抗* *He could see she was unable*
*她逃向卧室* *So she ran into the bedroom*
*却被击倒 命丧黄泉* *She was struck down, it was her doom*
*安妮 你还好吧* *Annie, are you okay?*
*安妮 你还好吧* *So, Annie, are you okay?*
*安妮 你还好吧* *Are you okay, Annie?*
*安妮 你还好吧* *Annie, are you okay?*
*安妮 你还好吧**你还好吗* *So, Annie, are you okay?**Are you okay, Annie?*
*安妮 你还好吧* *Annie, are you okay?*
*安妮 你还好吧**你还好吗* *So, Annie, are you okay?**Are you okay, Annie?*
*安妮 你还好吧**你还好吗* *Annie, are you okay?**So, Annie, are you okay?*
*安妮 你还好吧* *Are you okay, Annie?*
*安妮 你还好吧 你能告诉我你没事吗* *Annie, are you okay? Would you tell us that you are OK?*
*你还好吗* *That you're okay?*
*窗上的痕迹表明 他袭击了你* *There's a sign in the window, that he struck you*
*砰然巨响 安妮* *A crescendo, Annie*
*他闯入你的公寓* *He came into your apartment*
*在地毯上留下血迹* *He left the bloodstains on the carpet*
*你逃进卧室* *And then you ran into the bedroom*
*被击倒在地* *You were struck down*
*这是致命一击* *It was your doom*
*安妮 你还好吗* *安妮 你还好吗* *Annie, are you okay?* *So, Annie, are you okay?*
*你还好吗 安妮* *Are you okay, Annie?*
*安妮 你还好吗* *Annie, are you okay?*
*安妮 你还好吗* *So, Annie, are you okay?*
*你还好吗 安妮* *Are you okay, Annie?*
*安妮 你还好吗* *Annie, are you okay?*
*你还好吗 安妮* *Are you okay, Annie?*
*袭击你的* *You've been hit by*
*伤害你的* *You've been struck by*
*是名犯罪高手* *A smooth criminal*
*我记不得* *I don't know*
*安妮 你还好吗* *Annie, are you okay?*
*告诉我们 你还好吗* *Would you tell us that you're okay?*
*窗上的痕迹表明* *我不记得* *There's a sign in the window* * I don't know*
*他袭击了你 砰然巨响 安妮* *That he struck you, a crescendo, Annie*
*他闯入你的公寓* *我不记得* *He came into your apartment * *I don't know*
*在地毯上留下血迹* *Left the bloodstains on the carpet*
*我不记得来龙去脉 亲爱的* *I don't know why, baby*
*你逃进卧室* *我不记得* *Then you ran into the bedroom* *I don't know*
*被击倒在地* *You were struck down*
*这是致命一击 安妮* *It was your doom, Annie*
*该死的* *安妮 你还好吗* *Dad gone it, baby* *Annie, are you okay?*
*告诉我们 你还好吗* *该死的* *Would you tell us that you're okay?* *Dad gone it, baby*
*窗上的痕迹表明* *该死的* *There's a sign in the window* *Dad gone it, baby*
*他袭击了你 砰然巨响 安妮* *That he struck you, a crescendo, Annie* *Hoo, hoo*
*他闯入你的公寓* *He came into your apartment*
*在地毯上留下血迹* *He left the bloodstains on the carpet*
*你逃进卧室* *Then you ran into the bedroom*
*被击倒在地* *You were struck down* *Hoo, hoo*
*这是致命一击 安妮 袭击你的* *It was your doom, Annie, you've been hit by*
*伤害你的* *You've been struck by*
*是名犯罪高手* *A smooth criminal*
我唱得更好 I was better.
你水平差远了 You weren't even close.
我唱得更好 I was better.
跟我说实话 Now tell me the truth.
你到底在那杯雪泥里掺了什么 What did you put in that slushee?
石盐 不过没事的 Rock salt... but it's okay.
怎么会没事 Why is it okay?
我跟你说了 布莱恩都做手术了 I just told you that Blaine had to have surgery.
我所谓的没事是 这杯什么都没掺 It's okay because I didn't put anything in this one.
快点 趁舒老师不在 Before Mr. Shue gets here, come on.
布里特妮 把门锁上 Brittany, lock the door.
我不会锁门 I don't know how to do that.
怎么回事 Um, what's going on?
林莺现在是瓮中之鳖了 We've got the Warblers right where we want them.
不愧是我认识的最顶尖的犯罪高手 And because he's the smoothest criminal I know,
阿蒂找到了一家间谍商店 Artie was able to find a spy store
那里出售窃取最高机密的监听设备 that sells top-secret surveillance equipment.
不是最高机密 Not top-secret.
我不过在文具店买了部录音机 I just got a tape recorder from OfficeMax.
行了 行了 随便吧 Okay, okay, whatever.
总之 在去道尔顿学院前 In any case, I taped it to my underboob
我把它贴在我的咪咪下面 when we went to Dalton,
我录到了塞巴斯蒂安亲口承认 and I got sebastian on tape admitting that there was rock-salt
那杯泼布莱恩的雪泥里有石盐 in that slushee that blinded Blaine.
现在只要把这卷带子交给警察叔叔 Now, all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po,
那个小贱人等着进少管所吧 and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie.
别狡辩了 跟我说实话 Admit it. Tell me the truth.
你到底在那杯雪泥里掺了什么 What did you put in that slushee?
石盐 Rock salt.
不 不行 我们不能这么做 No. No, we're not doing that.
为什么 科特 又没跟他们动粗 Why? Kurt, this isn't violent.
这是智取 This is clever.
我把它贴在了我的咪咪下面 I taped it to my underboob.
就算他被赶出学校 So he gets kicked out of school.
林莺照样表演迈克尔的歌 仍会打败我们 The Warblers still do Michael, and they still beat us.
我也想看塞巴斯蒂安火冒三丈 Look, I want to see Sebastian's head turning on a spit,
但我意识到 我们不能每次遇到不公时 but I've realized that you can't go looking for payback
就一心想着报复回来 every time the world wrongs you.
如果迈克尔有仇必报 If Michael went after all the haters,
他就不可能有精力 he would have never had any time
做出那么多出色的音乐 to do all that amazing music.
所以我们不会向林莺还击 So, we're not gonna punish the Warblers.
我们要给他们上一课 We're gonna teach them a lesson,
我想到了一个点子 and I think I know how.
我已经订好了礼堂 I've reserved the auditorium,
希望你们都跟我来 so if you all just follow me.
等等 Oh, wait.
如果是科特把这个粘在他小弟弟上 If Kurt would have taped this to his junk,
那这事儿肯定没完没了 I would have never heard the end of it.
咱肯定要唱一整周的歌来八卦这事 We would have had a whole week of songs about it.
没错 True.
蕾切尔 能借一步说话吗 Rachel, can I borrow you for a second?
好的 Yeah.
要排练什么的吗 So, are we gonna practice or something?
我知道 你在等我的回复 Look, I know that you're waiting for an answer,
相信我 你应该得到答案 and-and trust me, you deserve it...
不 不 我理解 这关乎人生大事 No, no, I get it. It's a big decision.
只是我向你求婚时 It's just, the way I asked you,
漏掉了最关键的一部分 I kind of left out the most important part.
是如果我们住一起 能省多少钱吗 About how much rent we would save if we went twosies?
认真听 好吗 Just listen, okay?
我一直觉得歌声更能表达我的想法 I always feel like you hear me better when I'm not talking.
*每每风起* *Each time the wind blows*
*听闻佳人声音* *I hear your voice*
*我轻呼你的名字* *So I call your name*
*晨间的轻语* *Whispers at morning*
*爱是破晓的黎明* *Our love is dawning*
*天堂因你而灿烂* *Heaven's glad you came*
*你深知我心* *You know how I feel*
*一切完美无缺* *This thing can't go wrong*
*自豪道出我爱你* *I'm so proud to say I love you*
*你的爱令我晕眩* *Your love's got me high*
*我一直在期待* *I long to get by*
*这永恒的一刻* *This time is forever*
*爱诠释一切* *Love is the answer*
*听闻君的呼唤* *I hear your voice now*
*你是我心之所选* You are my choice now
*你带给我爱* *The love you bring*
*我心如在天堂* *Heaven's in my heart*
*你天籁之音如竖琴奏鸣* *At your call I hear harps*
*如天使低吟* *And angels sing*
*你深知我心* *You know how I feel*
*这一切完美无缺* *This thing can't go wrong*
*人生不能缺少你* *I can't live my life without you*
*我无法等下去* *I just can't hold on*
*我们属于彼此* *I feel we belong*
*没有你的人生* *My life ain't worth living*
*对我毫无意义* *If I can't be with you*
*无法停住对你的爱* *I just can't stop loving you*
*如果不能爱你* *And if I stop*
*告诉我 我要何去何从* *Then tell me just what will I do?*
*无法停住对你的爱* *I just can't stop loving you*
*我们能改变明日人生* *We can change all the world tomorrow*
*我们能清吟昨日旧曲* *We can sing songs of yesterday*
*我要说 悲伤永别* *I can say, hey, farewell to sorrow*
*我的人生里* *This is my life and I*
*想时时捕获你的倩影* *Want to see you for always*
*无法停住对你的爱* *I just can't stop loving you*
*宝贝 不* *Oh, baby, no*
*无法停住对你的爱* *I just can't stop loving you*
*无法停住爱你* *Yeah, I can't stop*
*如果不能爱你* *And if I stop*
*不* *No*
*告诉我* *Tell me just what*
*我要何去何从* *Will I do?*
*我要何去何从* *What will I do?*
**无法停住* *I just can't stop*
*爱你* *嘿 嘿 嘿* *Loving you* *Hee, hee, hee*
*噢 窈窕淑女* *Oh, little girl*
*无法停住对你的爱* *I just can't stop loving you*
*无法停住* *Oh, I do*
*如果不能爱你* *And if I stop*
*告诉我 我要何去何从* *Then tell me just what will I do?*
*无法停住对你的爱* *I just can't stop loving you*
我思绪千万 就像... Felt an awful lot like a...
你是我的至爱 You're the love of my life.
而且 And...
我不可能拥有一切 I may not get to have it all, but...
但我至少还能跟你在一起 at least I'll have what matters if we're together.
-你是想说... -我愿意 - Is that a...? - Yes.
愿意 Yes?
愿意 我愿意嫁给你 Yes, I will marry you.
把戒指戴上 Got to get the ring here.
感谢你们赏光过来 Nice of you to show.
无论你们葫芦里卖什么药 别耽搁时间 Is whatever this is gonna take long?
我受不了公立学校的那种恶臭 I can't stand the stench of public schools.
不会很久 你们只需坐下认真听 It won't take long, and all you have to do is sit and listen.
我们不会在地区赛上表演迈克尔的曲目 We're not doing Michael for Regionals.
没想到你们这么容易就投降了 I didn't think you'd surrender that easily.
我们受够了互相攻击暗伤 We're tired of the fighting and the backstabbing.
我们是合唱团 We're show choirs.
我们本该互相扶持鼓励 We're supposed to be supportive of each other.
这就是所谓的以德服人 This is what we call taking the high road,
high有嗑药之意
我还以为这个说法 which I was shocked to find out
跟大麻有关 has nothing to do with marijuana.
你们表演迈克尔的曲目 Just because you're doing
并不表示你们懂得迈尔克宣扬的精神 Michael doesn't mean you understand Michael.
-这么说 你们懂 -没错 - And you do? - Yes.
马上就给你们展示一下 And we're about to show you.
*Oh!*
*周六带我的妞去约会* *I took my baby on a Saturday date*
*小子 这是你的妞吗* *Boy, is that girl with you?*
*没错 我俩心心相印* *Yes, we're one in the same*
*现在我相信奇迹了* *Now I believe in miracles*
*奇迹在今夜降临* *And a miracle has happened tonight*
*Hey!*
*若你也爱上了我的妞* *Uh, but if you're thinking about my baby*
*是黑是白都没关系* *It don't matter if you're black or white*
*Hee*
*Hee, hee*
*我厌倦了互相诋毁* *I am tired of this devil*
*我厌倦了彼此仇视* *I am tired of this stuff*
*我厌倦了这麻烦* *I am tired of this business*
*兵来将挡 水来土掩* *Sew when the going gets rough*
*我不怕你的哥们* *I ain't scared of your brother*
*我不怕闲言碎语* *I ain't scared of no sheets*
*哥天不怕地不怕* *I ain't scared of nobody*
*妞 一切只为你* *Girl, when the goin' gets mean*
*帮派 组织 民族 固步自封* *Protection for gangs clubs and nations*
*这是人际交往的悲哀* *causing grief in human relations*
*这是世界范围内* *It's a turf war*
*地盘之争* *On a global scale*
*我愿聆听所有的言语* *I'd rather hear both sides of the tale*
*这无关种族 只有地域面孔之分* *See, it's not about races, just places, faces*
*在血脉传承之地* *Where your blood comes from is where your space is*
*我目睹光明愈暗* *I've seen the bright get duller*
*我不要活在肤色分界的世界* *I'm not gonna spend my life being a color*
*少说 你赞同* *Don't tell me you agree with me*
*你明明恶言相向* *When I saw you kicking dirt in my eye*
*少对我的妞有意见* *But if you're thinking about my baby*
*我不在乎你是黑是白* *It don't matter if you're black or white*
*如果想跟我称兄道弟* *I said, if you're thinking of being my brother*
*我不在乎你是黑是白* *It don't matter if you're black or white*
*Yeah, yeah*
*无论是黑是白* *Whoo! Black or white...*
*是黑 是白* *It's black, it's white*
*你说不出所以然* *耶 耶* *It's tough for you to get by* *Yeah, yeah...*
*是黑 是白* *哇喔* *It's black, it's white* *Whoo!*
*你说不出所以然* *It's tough for you to get by*
*是黑 是白* *Yeah, yeah * It's black, it's white*
*你说不出所以然* *Whoo!* *It's tough for you to get by*
*无论是黑是白* *是黑 是白* *Black or white* *It's black, it's white*
*无论是黑是白* *It's tough for you to get by* *Black or white*
*是黑 是白* *It's black, it's white, whoo!*
真打动人啊 Very moving.
拜托 塞巴斯蒂安 放弃吧 Come on, Sebastian. Give it up.
就是因为你这种态度 That is the kind of attitude
我们才在去年地区赛上失利 that lost us Regionals last year.
我可以打电话给警察或你的校长 I could call the cops or your headmaster
你用那杯雪泥蓄意伤害布莱恩 and get you kicked out of school or even arrested
足以让你退学 甚至是蹲大牢 for assaulting Blaine with that slushee.
这些指控真是骇人惊闻 All of this would be just awfully terrifying
你们根本没有证据 if you had any proof whatsoever.
比如说 你供罪的录音吗 You mean like you on tape admitting to it?
但知道吗 But you know what?
不能让你痛尝失败的苦果 It just wouldn't be as much fun winning Regionals
我们地区赛也会赢得很没劲的 if you weren't there to suffer through all the agony of defeat.
至少现在你的队友 At least now, all your teammates get to know
都看清你的真面目了 exactly what kind of guy you are.
现在滚出我的礼堂 Now get the hell out of my auditorium.
下课 School's out!
蕾切尔·贝里收
那是 那是... Is... is-is that the...?
纽戏的通知函终于寄给我了 My NYADA letter finally came in the mail, and, uh...
我入选了 and I'm a finalist.
我入选了 I'm a finalist!
-好开心 -恭喜你 - I'm so happy. - Oh, congrats.
谢谢 Thank you.
你告诉芬恩了吗 Oh, have you told Finn yet?