Top Gear 第18季 第5集 字幕制作: 百度TopGear吧字幕组 derekdi, jimny99, riddle89, alice, blueliongb
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今晚， 玛莎拉蒂给我们带来了 一些V8雷声 Tonight, Maserati brings some V8 thunder to our track,
奔驰带来了些烟雾 Mercedes brings some smoke
还有我们跟萨博说拜拜。 and we wave goodbye to Saab.
大家好， 大家好 晚上好 Hello... Hello, everybody and good evening.
欢迎- 感谢大家。 Hello and welcome - thank you so much.
我们从。。。 We begin...
我们从一封信开始- 谢谢大家。 We begin with a letter - thank you, everybody.
这封信是由瑞士一个男士寄出的 上面写着， It's from a Swiss gentleman and it says,
“亲爱的 【不知道什么】 最高档。 "Dear Si Appelli, Top Gear.
”这季度的节目已经过去一大半了 "You're more than halfway through this series
“然而你还依然没有跟 "and yet you still haven't raced a car
一些不是汽车的东西 比赛过 "against something that isn't a car."
他是对的， 我没还没有- 我们应该这样做！ He's right, we haven't - and we should!
跟我们上周的越野助动车一样 这个比赛将会在威尔斯举行。 As with our off-road scooters last week, this race will take place in Wales.
还有这个， 是我们 将会使用的拉力赛车 And this is the rally car we'll be fielding...
一辆斯柯达Fabia超级2000。 a Skoda Fabia Super 2000.
上季度， 这车 主导了冠军 Last season, this car dominated the championship,
赢得7/12个回合 并锁定了整个领奖台 winning seven of the 12 rallies and locking out the entire podium
在4个比赛都是前三名的。 with a 1-2-3 on four of those occasions.
这车显然是强大的 但是，我们今天安排的 But although the car is clearly no slouch, is it any kind of match
非汽车对手 会不会对它造成威胁呢？ for the non-car thing we've got lined up for today?
实际上， 如果我是那辆车， In fact, if I were the car,
我现在可能已经尿裤子了。 I might possibly be weeing myself right now.
因为今天， 它的对手是， Yves Rossy Because today, it will be taking on Yves Rossy,
全球第一个喷射动力飞人。 the world's first jet-powered flying man.
Yves， 我有很多问题。 Yves, I have many questions.
就以 “这货究竟是什么” 开始 Starting with, what exactly is this thing?
那是一个翅膀， 这四个引擎推助我上天。 很简单 That's a wing, and to push me in the air, four engines. It's very simple.
-四个喷射引擎？- 嗯。 -你就动你的手和脚来转弯。 Four jets? Yes. And you steer just with your moves of arms and legs...
噢， 所以你没有控制杆来控制。。。 没有。 So you haven't got like, levers to control the...? Nothing.
我只有这小小的油门。 在这里。 The only thing is a little throttle that I have here.
那是唯一一个发出指令的东西。 好吧， 一路顺风。 That's the only thing that command. Well, look, all the best.
-嗯。 -我会留在地上。- 好吧！ Mm-hm. I'll be on the ground. Yeah!
那巧妙地把我们带到 我们的驾驶员上。 'And THAT brings us neatly to the actual driving of the car.'
现在显然的， 我可以坐在驾驶座里 自己开 Now obviously, I could take the wheel of that thing myself
给那瑞士咕咕钟看看我的实力， and show that Swiss cuckoo clock some real talent,
不过， 在TopGear 学徒驾驶计划底下， but under the Top Gear apprentice driver training scheme,
我同意让在我身后这人 托尼·加德迈斯特 实习一下 I've agreed to let the guy behind me, Toni Gardemeister, cut his teeth on this one.
老实说， 他已经算不错的了。 To be fair, he's pretty good already.
芬兰拉力冠军。 Finnish rally champion.
登上过很多，很多国际拉力赛的 颁奖台上。 Many, many World Rally podiums to his name.
然而还是很想 从我这里获取些新的知识 But still keen to get some tips from me.
好吧， 让我们这场将如何进行。 So, let's see how this race will work.
这是那辆车将会比赛 的赛场。 This is the course the car will be racing around.
八英里的威尔斯拉力赛场。 Eight miles of prime Welsh rally stage.
当车辆出发的时候， Yves会 用直升机把他升高到八千尺， As the car sets off, Yves will climb to 8,000 feet in a helicopter,
跳出去， 然后在天上源着赛道的轨迹飞 jump out, and then follow the course from above.
火箭人的最高时速能达到120英里 Now, Rocket Man can travel at a steady 120 miles an hour
而我们不可以 and we can't.
好吧， 我可以。 但我不知道那菜鸟可不可以。 Well, I could, but I'm not sure yet about our novice driver.
无论如何， 你可能会认为 我们的最高时速没人家快 我们就没机会赢了， Anyway, you might think because of his cruising speed, we don't stand a chance,
没那么简单。 在比赛结束的时候 Yves必须要降落， but there's more to it than that. At the end of the race, Yves has to land,
意味着他要关掉发动机 打开降落伞 so he has to cut his engines, deploy his parachute
各种各样的高难度动作 火箭人要完成的。 and all sorts of technical rocket-man stuff has to happen.
所以，相信我， 结果会很靠近。 So, trust me, we're in with a shout here.
而且，我们将忙于 计算里程 'And also, we will be busy covering precious miles
当他的直升机还在攀升的时候 'whilst his chopper is still climbing to launch height.'
别紧张托尼， 我会在你身边陪伴你的。 Just relax, Toni, I'm here if you need me.
很明显的， Yves可以在上面抄近路 不过，别担心， Obviously, Yves could cut a corner up there, but don't worry,
我们已经考虑了- 我们安排了一个 we've thought of that - we've put a farmer out there
携带着气枪的农夫 如果他看见了犯规 他就会把他打下来 with an air rifle with strict orders to shoot him down if he sees any infringement.
那是国际汽联的规矩 That's FIA rules all sorted.
当直升机起飞的时候， 比赛开始了 As the chopper lifted, the flag dropped.
出发了！ We're off!
啊吼 Oh-hoh!
天呐， 他挺有自信的。 Oh, my God, he's quite confident.
天呐！ Ye Gods!
保持现状。 Yeah, just as you are.
我们现在取得了 绝对地领先优势！ We are absolutely monstering this course!
我们有265马力。 托尼把这些都发挥到极限了！ We've got 265bhp down here. Toni is using, I'd say, all of them!
耶 - 哇啊啊！ Yeah - whoaah!
然而，当我们通过三英里标记的时候 Yves准备要跳了。 'However, as we passed the three-mile mark, Yves was ready to jump.'
他跳了！ He's jumped!
引擎还很好。 Engines are good.
好吧， 他跳了， 不过我从车里看不到他！ Well, he's dropped, I can't see him out of the car.
不过在上方的某处 他在跟着赛道飞 'But somewhere up there, he was following our course
缩短我们的距离 'and closing the gap.'
啊啊啊啊啊！ Aaargh!
你好！ 集中精神！ 好的！ Hello! Just concentrate! OK!
作为一个新手， 你这样说话会 导致你失误的。 好吧。。。 As a new driver, you get giddy, you show off and it goes wrong. Oh...
在上面， Yves在加速到120， 150 ，80 英里每小时 Up there, Yves is hitting speeds of 120, 150, 80 miles an hour.
就穿着莱卡套装和 一个小安全头盔 In just, well, a lycra suit a small crash helmet
和背着一张餐桌 and a kitchen table on his back.
我怎么就搀和到这里呢。我只是路过的。 How the hell did I get mixed up in this? I mean, I'm just baggage now.
几秒后， Yves追上来了。 'Within seconds, Yves had caught up.'
他在那， 他在那！ There he is, there he is!
他超过我们了， 他超过了。 He's ahead of us, he is ahead.
嗷！ Ow!
当Yves飞快地领先的时候 'As Yves streaked into the lead,
我们仍然有4英里 'we still had just under four miles to go.'
啊啊啊啊！ Aaaaargh!
腾空了... In the air... Ooh-argh!
哦，天啊 Ye Gods.
对，就这样！ Right, OK!
很不幸，在我们前面，Yves就快完成所有的路程了 'Up ahead, Yves's journey was, unfortunately, almost done.'
他在那，那是他的降落伞 There he is. There's his parachute.
我们已经领先了 We've got to just take advantage
当他在空中缓缓降落的时候，我们已经尽我们的能力快了 while he's slowing through the air to land. We've got to give it everything we can.
两分钟过去了。完全是... We've got about two minutes now. Absolutely...
太接近了！ This is going to be so close!
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
他在那 There he is.
他到山后去了 He's behind the hill.
在树后面。我不知，他还没落地 He's behind the trees, I don't know, he's not down yet.
我们还有机会 We still have a chance here.
到了，他在那里？他在这吗？ This is it. Where is he? Where is he? Is he there?
哦，不！还是他赢了！ Oh no! After all that!
噢噢噢！ Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
不要责怪你自己，这是主要的，哥们，不要怪自己 Don't blame yourself. That's the main thing, man - don't blame yourself.
你做的很好。谢谢你的指引，我才能在这里 You did a great job. Thanks for the guiding. I was there for you.
谢谢。我在这坐一会，只是... Thank you. I'm going to sit here for a little bit now, just...
你脸上看起来无光 You look a little bit dark now.
是啊，你知道，我在这坐一会 Yeah, do you know, I'm just going to sit here for a minute.
BLEEP!
那个吓人吗？是的，很吓人，太快了 Was that a bit scary? Yes! Very. It's so fast.
你说了一句话，有东西有点松动 You said at one point, something was getting loose.
是的，我，我的内脏。确切地说！非常吓人 Yeah, me - my bowels, specifically! It was really scary.
但关于飞人Yves我要说 But what gets me about the other guy，Yves, flying, is there must have been
他第一次做这件事的时候。你不会想象一个火箭人一样飞行 a first time he did that - you can't work up to being a jet-powered man.
你不能启动螺旋桨 You can't start with propellers.
哦，不。一点会有他第一次去飞行的那天 Oh, no! So there must've been a first day.
他起床后想，好的，就是今天了 He woke up one day and thought, right, it's today.
我要从一个直升机上跳下来， I'm going to jump off a helicopter with a kitchen table strapped
背着一个餐桌和一对翅膀，我相信我能飞 to my back and a couple of jets and I'm pretty confident I can fly.
无论如何，我们现在是新闻时间，首先是这个 Anyway, we must now do the news and we begin with this.
什么是世界上最差的事情？ What is the worst thing in the world?
试穿裤子 Trying on trousers.
他说的对，事实上，你说的对 He's right, actually. You're right.
但是世界上第二糟的事情是，当你在某处旅行的时候 But the second worst thing in the world is when you're going on a journey somewhere
有人坐在车里说“你介意我停在这吗？” and someone in the car says, "do you mind if we stop"
有原因的，看，这有个古老的山 for some reason - "look, there's an ancient monument".
我不想看那个，我想看看我五年没见的朋友 I don't want to look at that! I want to look at my friends who we haven't seen for five years.
你说的没错。有的人 You're absolutely right. There are some people
把车停在机动车道玩榨汁机 who stop on a journey at a motorway services to play a fruit machine.
他们说：我要伸伸腿 Those people who say, "I need to stretch my legs".
如果你是亚历克·吉尼斯，在日本监狱的一个盒子里呆了6年 好的 If you're Alec Guinness and you've been in a box in a Japanese prison for six months, yes,
你需要伸伸腿，但是坐了30英里的车，用不着 you need to stretch your legs, but after 30 miles in a car, you don't.
有时候有人要停车吃东西 为什么？ It's when people say they need to stop to eat. Why?
我无法想象一个长得你要补充能量的旅程 I can't imagine a journey long enough that means YOU will need refuelling.
恩，如果你开车从开罗到喀土穆(苏丹首都)，好的 但是你在英国 Well, if you were driving from Cairo to Khartoum... Yes, but not in Britain.
如果你从莱切斯特开去伯明翰，你不需要食物，你不会挨饿的 If you're going from Leicester to Birmingham, you don't need food. You won't starve in that time.
没错，很高兴你提到这点，这也是我要说的 No, and I'm glad you brought this up because this is where I'm going, OK?
有一点我一直不能理解，为什么人们 One place I could never understand why people stopped at
把车停在Little Chef 然后他们干嘛呢， 他们要了些煮食材料 was Little Chef, because what they did was they took ingredients
然后毁掉它 and then ruined them.
我可以让你知道，我曾经在大清早把车停在Little Chef I can let you koow，I once stopped at a Little Chef very early in the morning
我说，我可以买个煎蛋饼吗？ and I said, "Could I have an omelette?"
一个女人说：对不起先生，材料还没到呢 The woman said, "No, I'm sorry sir, the powder hasn't arrived yet".
这是一个不好的讯息，不是吗？ That's not a good sign, is it?!
我一次在Little Chef把盘子里的香肠掉在地上了，香肠蹦起来了 I once dropped a sausage from my plate in Little Chef and it bounced.
原来香肠是从老的扁球中拿出来的 They made it out of old squash balls!
另一天，我听说他们一半的店停止营业了 The other day, we heard they'd shut getting on for half their outlets,
我们并不惊讶，但是过了些天，我在一家店还在营业的店停下来， and we weren't surprised, but the other day we stopped at one that was still open.
我走进去，有个人给我一个纸杯 I went in and this guy gave me a paper cup,
他说这是勺皿（化）糊的 he said it's a casserole mash.
我觉得，那只是一点胎盘 I thought, that's just going to be bits of placenta...
哦，天啊！ Oh, God!
用厨师的体液装饰的 Garnished with the chef's bodily fluids. Nice.
这是我放入嘴里的第二好的东西。第二？ It was the second nicest thing I've ever put in my mouth. Second?
好了。它很好，我爱死它了，真的 OK. It was brilliant. I loved it, to be honest.
这是因为他们让Heston Blumenthal（伦敦某餐厅）制定了菜单 It's because they've got Heston Blumenthal doing the menu.
是的，他在Heston招待处拔了牙，不是吗？ Yes, he cut his teeth, didn't he, in Heston services?
宝马发布了一辆新MINI，一个概念车，有图有JB. BMW has sent us news of a new Mini. It's a concept, here's a picture.
是一辆艳俗的， It's a twee little van with "Buckingham" picked out
用复古字体写着白金汉的小货车，它看着 in old-fashioned sign writing and it looks like
像是一种我们打了胜仗后开的东西 the sort of thing we might have been driving just after we won the war.
哦，看在上帝的份上！请别这么做。我们赢了 Oh, for God's sake, please! Don't go there. Won it.
别这么说，宝马以前这么干过 Don't go there. They've done this before, BMW.
一年或更久以前，他们做了一款MINI，在后面 A year or so ago they did a Mini, but at the back,
它有一个枝编的野餐食物篮，和银茶匙 it had a wickerwork picnic hamper and a silver tea set.
我要说的是，我们可以递一封邀请函 The point is, we would like to extend an invitation to
给德国人，让他们来这里，而不是去看轰炸机 people of Germany to come over here, not in a bomber...
不要全部一起来，不要穿制服，行军，不在晚上 Not all at once. Not in uniform, marching... And not at night.
不能在晚上，但是作为一个旅游者来这里 No, not at night, but come over here as tourists
我们带你随处看看，比如，在伦敦的摩天大楼 and we'll show you the Shard, for example, in London. Modern skyscraper.
我们将展示给你看路虎极光 We'll show you the Range Rover Evoque.
我们带你去阿黛尔鱼叉，不一定阿黛尔 We'll take you to an Adele gig. Maybe not Adele.
如果ITV正在采访就算了，因为你将会得到这个（竖中指） Not if ITV are covering it, cos you'll just get that...
接下来是一个panty liners（卫生巾）的广告 Then there'll be an advert for panty liners.
德国人需要到这来，真的有必要来 Germans need to come here, they really do - to come here
明白我们不再开着一辆艳俗的厢式货车 and understand we're not driving around in twee little vans,
在大地主身边拖着我们的额发 tugging our forelocks at the squire any more.
他们对这个鬼迷心窍了，保佑他们 They're obsessed with this, bless them.
他们常说我们爱英国，爱你们的呢绒，你们的小房子，你的输送的电 They always say, "ve love your England, viz your tweed and your little houses mit-out electricity".
我们应该带着胭脂鱼和皮短裤去德国 We should go to Germany with mullets and leather shorts
重复《吹口哨的蝎子》的曲调看他们有多么喜欢 and wander about whistling Scorpion tunes and see how they like it.
和我们从来没有的种族成见 Racial stereotyping - which we don't do.
欧洲大陆的新闻，我一直想说的 News from the Continent! I've always wanted to say that.
来自欧洲大陆的新闻 "News from the Continent."
法国宣布从7月1日开始，按照法律，你必须 The French have announced that from July 1, you must, by law,
携带一个呼气测醉器在你的车里 carry a breathalyser kit in your car.
你可以理解这其中的逻辑 You can understand the logic behind that
除非你仔细地想一想，然后会觉得有个缺点 until you think about it carefully, and then there's a flaw.
你从喝了一杯红酒从酒吧出来，你想：我能开车吗？ You come out of the bar, you've had a glass of wine and you think, "am I OK for driving?"
你使用你的呼气测醉器，它说可以 You use your breathalyser kit, it says yes, you are,
但是你不能驾驶，因为你已经用了你的工具 but then you can't drive, cos you've used your kit.
是一次性的？ It's a one-shot deal?
在你出发前，你不得不走去一个化学用品店，买另一个 You'd have to walk to the chemist and buy another kit before you set off.
他们没让我们带汽车警示牌吗？ Don't they also make us carry warning triangles?
是的，并且在法国，你还有有一个全套装置的节能灯泡和一件高亮度背心 Yes, and in France, you've also got to carry a full set of spare bulbs and a high-visibility vest.
这不都是警察的工作吗？他们是想让我们时刻携带一些三角锥在车上以防万一？ Aren't all those things the police's job? Do they want us to stick some cones in the car, just in case?
还有一个电台，一个记事手册，一支笔？ And maybe a radio, a notepad, and a pencil?
但是，如果他们把我们变成警察 But, if they're turning us all into policemen,
我们可以禁止别的司机来帮助我们自己省下130欧元 we could stop other motorists and help ourselves to 130 of their euros.
是的，在加来之前，我们可以禁止在最后的钟声时 Yes, we could stop Brits on the last tolls before Calais,
还超速狂冲上渡轮的那些英国人 who are rushing to get the ferry and have been speeding.
这里有人被抓到在法国超速吗？ Has anyone here been caught speeding in France?
这就像在说，有人去过法国吗？是的 It's like saying, has anyone been to France? Yes.
你将不得不戴上手铐和大棍子吗？不，那是在荷兰 Would you have to carry handcuffs and a big truncheon as well? No, that's Holland.
好了，理查德，告诉我当你到伦敦BBC去上班的时候，你把车停哪？ Now, Richard, tell me, when you go to work at the BBC in London, where do you park your car?
好的，我把车停在BBC的地下停车场 Well, I park it in the car park at the BBC, underground,
就是那个别人也把车停那里的停车场 你把车停哪？ where everybody else parks. Where do you park?
我停在地下停车场 要走一点路，那是你要做的 I park in the underground car park. It's a bit of a walk, but that's what you are supposed to do.
在我们办公室外有一个装载货物的区域 Now there is a loading bay outside our office
那里方便的多，但是很明显那里不可以停车 which is more convenient but obviously there is no parking there.
这个星期我在这个地方拍了一张照片，看这里 Now I took a photograph in this loading bay this week. Here it is...
如果我看《学徒》的话，我或许会认识这辆车 We may recognise this car if the watch The Apprentice.
它属于上帝先生糖 It belongs to Lord Sir Sugar.
他的司机应该正在把他装进大楼。说的很对！ His chauffeur was probably loading him into the building then. Exactly.
学术上叫这个为递送货物 所以那没什么问题 Technically this was a delivery. So that's fine.
就在那边有一辆菲亚特熊猫, Now, right there is a little Fiat Panda,
还挡住了安全通道的大门 有个可爱的工作人员在那里 part blocking the door of the honest working men
他好像是给BBC送快递的. whose job it is to deliver things to the BBC.
Hammond,我就在想， 到底是谁的菲亚特熊猫? And I'm wondering, Hammond, who has a little black Fiat Panda?
我不知道.还是BBC工作的? I don't know. At the BBC?
我也不知道. I don't know.
是不是David Attenborough? 可能不是他的.Paxmand的? Does David Attenborough? No, he doesn't. Paxman?
我们继续,来看这周最给力的消息. Moving on, the most important news of the week.
道路安全部门总是跟我们说 开车是很困难的事情. Road safety campaigners are always telling us that driving is extremely difficult.
所以你开车的时候很难做其他事情. It's so difficult that you couldn't possibly do something else at the same time.
但是我们不这么认为. 开车是非常简单的 But we disagree with this. We think driving is easy
你可以安全地边开车,边做其他事情. and you can do pretty much anything while you are driving in perfect safety.
我们一周前做了很多实验来证明这一点. We do, and a couple of weeks ago he said to prove that point,
他可以边开车,边缝衬衫纽扣. he would drive around a track while sewing a button onto his shirt.
- 有没有谁想来看看? - 好的! - OK, who'd like to see me try that? - Yes!
这就是,我们录了下来. Here we go, we have got it on tape.
这是铃木的雨燕. 'This is a Suzuki Swift.
我在边开车,边缝纽扣. 'There's me at the wheel sewing a button on as I drive.'
我要把这个穿到下面去 I will try and get back underneath again
要在进入危险的锤头弯之前 before we get to the Hammerhead which is tricky
因为我的下巴肉太多, 都看不到我手上在干吗. because I've got too many chins and I can't see what I'm doing.
我要跟自己说:Jeremy,你要减肥. Memo to self: lose weight.
就这样, 女士们先生们，你们也可以. So there you are, ladies and gentlemen, you can do it.
你可以缝纽扣... You can sew a button...
我们继续. But it goes on a bit. Hold on,
就在你说了你可以这样做之后, because after you'd said you'd do that,
James说,他认为他可以 James then said he reckoned he could drive a lap of our track in a car,
在睡袋里开车 whilst in a sleeping bag.
你可以么?我们来看看. 来,我们开始. Can you? Well, let's find out. Oh, here we go.
现在我开着铃木雨燕. Here I am driving along in a Suzuki Swift, exactly as you were.
你穿着正常衣服吗? Are you wearing normal clothes?
不,我在睡袋里. No, I'm in a sleeping bag.
打方向. 过弯,过弯,过弯，过弯... Shuffle the wheel. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.
来,告诉我,这个容易吗? Now tell me, was it easy?
很容易，但是有一个问题... There was only one problem...
那个该死的Hammond把空调调高了 that blithering idiot Hammond has turned the heater up
调到了最高温度 他觉得这样很好玩. to full blast because he thought it was funny.
而且我够不到空调开关. And of course I can't reach the knob.
道路安全部门你来看看... So there we are, road safety enthusiasts...
我们证明了你开车也能做其他事情. 但我不是在鼓励人们这么做. proof that you can do other things while driving. I'm not suggesting that people do.
早晨别穿着睡袋开车去上班. Don't drive to work tomorrow morning in a sack.
但是我们证明了开车的时候， 可以缝纽扣,甚至可以在睡袋里, But we've just shown that you can drive while sewing or in a sleeping bag,
所以你完全可以边开车, 边吃苹果之类的... so you can certainly drive while eating an apple or...
放张CD什么的. 如果你还生活在80年代的话. Putting a CD in. Well, if you still live in the 1980s, yes, putting a CD in.
开车很容易!一点都不难. Driving is easy! It's not difficult.
好的,来看这个 玛莎拉蒂GT Right, now moving on to this - it is a Maserati GranTurismo
它看着很柔弱,懒散. 对于不会开车的人来说,又很肥硕. and it is a soft, floppy and very enormous barge for people who can't drive.
偷偷告诉你:我们的演播室的导演有一辆. Our studio director's got one.
我不怎么喜欢它, Um, I really don't like it at all,
但是最近玛莎拉蒂给它前脸整容了. but Maserati has now scratched its head
变得有点不一样了. and tried something a bit different.
这就是他们带来的, 它叫GranTurismo MC Stradale. This is what they've come up with - the GranTurismo MC Stradale.
它还是很大. It's still vast.
轴距比揽胜还要长. The gap between the wheels is longer than it is on a Range Rover
而且轮后面还有很长的距离才到车尾. and even beyond the wheels, look, it just keeps on going.
不过,现在车身更低,更轻 悬挂更硬. Still, it's now been lowered and lightened and stiffened.
从理论上来讲,它变成了一辆真正的赛车. So theoretically, it's become a proper no-nonsense road racer.
它的中控上甚至还有一个"Race"按钮. It even has a button marked "Race" on the dashboard.
这个加速了换挡时间, 关闭了牵引力控制系统. That speeds up the gear changes, backs off the traction control
排气系统的"音量"调到11. and turns the exhaust all the way up to 11.
那个引擎盖下的V8开始发飙了 Under the bonnet, the V8 has been tweaked
现在在后轮上， 444匹的马力全开. so it's now firing 444 horsepower at the rear wheels.
效果是显著的. And the results of all this are dramatic.
标准版的GT, 就像在夏天盖了一床羽绒被, The standard car is like a duvet on a hot night,
发狂地到处漂移. flopping about everywhere, being annoying.
现在,这个模式下， 就像大海在翻腾. This, though, in race mode, this is as tidy as a Marine's bunk.
你能感觉到车子的悬挂在抗战. You can sense that the suspension is doing battle
使用大量的技术. with the bulk of the thing.
但是你能感觉到悬挂能搞定这场斗争. But you can also sense it's a battle that the suspension is winning.
这车过弯走线非常精准. There's a majesty to the way this car drives.
感觉它像是有灵魂一样. And it feels like it has a soul, too.
ooh! Ooh-ooh!
我喜欢. Oooh, I like you.
对了,Joe Walsh错了. Oh, and Joe Walsh was wrong.
因为我的玛莎拉蒂 能开到187mph（300kmh） Because my Maserati actually does 187.
它很不错 而且多亏了这个碳纤维刹车... So, it goes brilliantly and thanks to carbon brakes...
刹车也很生猛. it stops just as well.
但是,假如你要一辆街道赛车, However, if you want a road racer,
你要知道还有一个选择 you should know there's a new alternative
从空间,理性角度来说, 德国的梅赛德斯奔驰. from the dour, sensible, no-nonsense Germans at Mercedes-Benz.
这是 C63 黑色系列. This is the C63 Black.
这是最新的,疯狂的 It's the latest plunge into the world of insanity
来自skunkworks的AMG. from the skunkworks deep inside the bowels of AMG.
从很多角度来说,它和玛莎拉蒂很像. In many ways, it's very similar to the Maserati.
都是110,000英镑. Both cost around 袌110,000.
都是两个座. Both are two-seaters.
都是双离合变速器. Both have double-clutch gearboxes
都很快. and both are jolly fast.
但是也有区别. But there are differences.
很大的区别. Big ones.
你看看这从头到脚的空气动力学套件. You look at this car and you take in the aero tweaks on the front-end,
引擎盖上的进气孔, 巨大的车身包围. the nostrils in the bonnet, the massively flared wheel arches
夸张的碳纤维尾翼. and the enormous carbon fibre rear wing.
你坐在这里, 你会知道你有加固的车身. And you sit in here and you know you have strengthening braces
你会想， 对,没错,这是一辆赛车. and you think, yes, this IS a full-on racing car.
错了,它完全不是. It isn't. It isn't that.
它甚至都跟赛车粘不上一点关系. It isn't even close to that.
不,这里,不,是那里. 这里,不,去那边! No, no, over there. Go over there. Over there. Go over THERE!
后面的尾翼到底有什么用?! What is that rear wing doing?!
我想这个尾翼是为了让后轮飞起来. 一点下压力都没有. I think it's providing rear-end lift. There's no grip at all.
它太可笑了! It is hilarious!
通过这个弯道的时候, 我完全跟不上那辆玛莎拉蒂. Through the corners there's just no way that I can keep up
因为他开的是赛车 with the man in the Maserati because he is driving a racing car
而我... 我在操控一只发飙的黄色的熊! and I... I'm wrestling a mad yellow bear!
这感觉就像是维尼熊在路上发飙. This, honestly, is Winnie The Pooh with road rage.
我的意思是, 在烟雾中过这个弯， I mean, obviously it's much more spectacular to go round the corner
的确很拉风. in a cloud of your own smoke.
但是它太慢了. But it's slower.
就像你现在看到的, 在每过一个弯的时候, As you can see, because after every single corner,
他都要领先我300码. he's 300 yards ahead of me.
领先100码. 100 yards ahead.
领先200码. 200 yards ahead.
领先300码. 300 yards ahead.
所以在赛道上, 玛莎拉蒂更棒. So on a track, the Maserati is better.
但是,作为每天开的街车, 有一些问题, However, as an everyday road car, there are some issues,
这些问题中, 首要的是这些赛车配件. chief among which are the racing harnesses.
看这个,说实在就像来自性虐商品目录的。 Look at this - honestly, it's like something out of an S&M catalogue.
你完全够不到手套箱. It means you can't reach the glove box.
你停车时,够不到取卡机， 付钱时,够不到付钱窗口. You can't reach car park pay machines or tollbooths.
没法更糟了, They couldn't have ruined the car more
除非他们用狗狗的粪便来装饰地毯. if they'd smeared the carpets with dog dirt.
当你看到这个变速箱的时候, 你会感觉更糟. And even if you ignore the bondage gear, all is still not well.
假如你关闭"Race"模式 If you take the gearbox out of race mode
打开到所谓“买菜”模式， and put it in everyday "going to the shops" auto,
这个变速器一定开始想, it sits down there, in the bowels of the car thinking,
"他拨动了这个变速拨片,一定是为了什么." "Now, he's just pulled that lever, that means I have to do something.
"到底是什么呢? 烤一个蛋糕?" "What is it? I have to bake cake?
"不对,除草?不对" "No. Mow the lawn? No."
"我知道了!我是变速器!" "I know! I am a gearbox!
"他拨动了这个变速拨片,他想要3档!" "He's pulled the lever, that means he wants third!"
这个变速器实在是太笨了, 在正常模式下太慢了, It's so dim-witted and slow in normal mode,
它给人感觉是这个车没有整体感. it makes the whole car feel like it isn't joined up properly.
那奔驰作为街车如何? So how does the Mercedes stack up as a road car?
玛莎拉蒂把后排的座位被拆掉了. Well, like the Maserati, the rear seats have been removed.
但是为了挣钱, 奔驰把后排座椅还保留着. But for a fee, Mercedes will put them back.
他们也决定免费把方向盘和仪表 They will also - free of charge - move the steering wheel
搬到车子的右边. and pedals over to the correct side of the car.
看看,还好不是在意大利设计的. And look at this - hasn't been invented in Italy yet.
这东西叫安全带 而且这东西很简单实用. It's called a seatbelt and it's so simple and easy to use.
还有. And there's more.
它比玛莎拉蒂小， It's smaller than the Maserati,
更像是Lincolnshire, 更容易停车. much like Lincolnshire, so it is easier to park
它还有不错的comand系统. （奔驰自家的导航系统） and it has a fantastic central comand unit
它不光告诉你在那边, 还告诉你你在收听什么节目, which not only tells you where you are and what you're listening to, but also,
而且,你按下这个键, if you push this button here,
你还能知道你的G向加速度. how much G you're generating in the bends.
比如在那边减速, 用多少力度刹车. Where the throttle is and how much brake you're using
甚至还有检测你的轮胎状况. AND the condition of your tyres.
我必须说, "非常糟糕,因为在上个弯,你光顾着拉烟了." What it should say is, "Very poor, because in the last corner you turned them all into smoke."
没错,我正在送孩子上学的路上. Yes, I'm just taking the children to school now.
我在去学校的路上. I'm on the school run.
左拐进入Acacia大道. Just turning left into Acacia Avenue.
这辆车最大的问题是 The biggest problem though with this car
它不是你所谓的舒适. is that it's not what you'd call comfortable.
假如,你真想知道这辆车开起来如何, Honestly, if you want to know how this car rides,
那就坐在钢琴椅上,叫个人把你从山上 推下铺着鹅卵石的山路. 比如像Hovis ads的那条路. sit on a piano and asked someone to push you down that cobbled hill they used in the Hovis ads.
太可笑了! It's ridiculous!
我自己的确有一辆老款的AMG. I actually owned the predecessor of this car
这么多年来, 我也一直抱怨它. and I've been saying for years, it rides too harshly.
但他们对这个新款做了什么? And what have they done with the replacement?
把它弄得更糟! They've made it worse!
就这样. So, there we are.
这两辆车在赛道上都不错， Both these cars are good fun on the track,
虽然有很多原因. albeit for very different reasons.
但是对于日常生活,购物,吃饭, But for commuting and shopping and going out for dinner,
多亏奔驰的舒适性 thanks to the ride in the Mercedes
以及玛莎拉蒂的变速箱, and the gearbox in the Maserati, no.
没有一辆比较靠谱. Neither of them work very well at all.
它那个油箱比我的好. It does have a better petrol tank than mine.
安全带也比较方便. And the seat belts are easier to do up. Yeah.
我们就直说吧. Let me get this one straight,
你终于承认AMG比较可笑了? so you finally admitting that AMG Mercs are ridiculous?
我的意思是,假如你是我 Well, I mean, if you are me
对于我对车独特的要求而言, 它还是不错的. with my very specific requirements for a car, it's very good indeed.
但是大多数人和你不一样， 所以对于他们而言... Yeah, but quite a lot of people aren't you, so for all of them?
就像我在影片里说的那样, 它的确不怎么的. Well, as I said in the film, er, it is a bit stiff.
没错.那你为什么不直接告诉大家 Yeah. Just why don't you tell the ladies and gentleman
在后轮爆胎之前,你开了多少圈? how many laps of track you managed
那个妹子长得不错,你看到没? before the rear tyres went down to the cambers? There's a very pretty girl there. Have you seen?
在后轮爆胎之前， How many lap did you manage of our track
,你开了多少圈? before the rear tyres were lunched?
呃... Erm...
4圈 Four.
- 多少?4. - 4! - How many? Four. - Four!
只能开四圈. Four laps of the track.
加起来也就6.8英里. That adds up to 6.8 miles.
开这辆车,光轮胎的开销, 每英里就要85英镑. That works out at 袌85 a mile, just in tyres, to run this car. Yes.
现在我们要召唤我们贴在墙上的这个人了. And we're now going to have to man our wallets once more
因为现在我们要来看看 梅赛德斯和玛莎拉蒂在赛道上的表现. because it's time to find out how fast the Mercedes and the Maserati go around our track.
交给我们的圈养车手. And that of course means handing them over to our tame racing driver.
有人说是历史上他是唯一一个在 DFS不打折的时候 Some say that he is the only man in history to buy a DFS sofa
买他们的沙发的 when there wasn't a sale on.
他最喜欢的拳击场场地是Munich机场. And that his favourite boxing venue is Munich Airport.
他就是 试替哥!!! All we know is that he's called The Stig!
出发了. And they're off.
无疑,现在弯道里玛莎拉蒂要更快， Now the Maserati is undoubtedly quicker through the corners,
但是奔驰在直道更有优势. but the Merc will blitz it on the straights.
显然我们在这里看不到, Obviously we are not going to find out here because, look,
Mercedes车声有点摇晃, 等着... the Merc is already twitching, and wait for it...
没错,侧滑. yes, smoke and sliding.
很不幸,Stig还在沉迷于The Archers. Stig unfortunately still obsessed with The Archers.
芝加哥弯, 奔驰又有点侧滑. Chicago, once again the Merc sideways.
我们应该叫它螃蟹. They should have called it the Crab.
锤头弯大力刹车. OK, hard on the brakes for Hammerhead.
这边会怎么样呢,我怀疑? What will happen in here, I wonder?
奔驰有点侧滑,玛莎拉蒂也是. Yup, there goes the Mercedes. Oh, even the Maserati's sliding.
奔驰还在像工厂一样拉烟. And the Merc continues to smoke like a refinery fire.
一些乱七八糟的话. A double helping of agri-drivel there.
好,到了, 玛莎拉蒂有V8引擎. OK, here we go, the Maserati has the V8 engine.
而奔驰的6.2L发动机 像原子弹一样爆发出510匹马力. The Merc is now unleashing a 6.2 litre, 510 horsepower V8 atom bomb.
无穷的动力. 还有两个弯. Just a fantastic amount of power in that thing. Two corners left.
现在看上去都很好. Looking pretty even so far.
倒数第二个弯. Penultimate corner.
有没有没侧滑呢, Gambon弯 Didn't go sideways, but Gambon, he did.
它们来了,冲线. And there we are, across the line.
这个是玛莎拉蒂的成绩... Now the Maserati... Yes.
时间是1.23.1. 它排在这里,不错. The Maserati did it in 1.23.1. So it goes there. Not bad.
几乎和法拉利430一样快. Nearly as quick as a Ferrari 430 in fact.
接下来是梅赛德斯的... Come on, then. The Mercedes...
1.21整.什么?! 1.21 dead. What?!
看看. 在599和SLR之间. Look at that. It's between the 599 and an SLR.
什么?!等等.等等.等等. What?! Hang on. No, no. Hang on.
怎么啦?它怎么做到的? How...? How did IT do that?
Hammond,因为我跟你也解释过很多回了. Because as I've explained to you many times, Hammond,
精准,技术,永远总是被 precision and technicality will always be beaten
永远总是被粗暴,动力所击败. by shouting and smoking and power.
不管怎样，又到了明星开廉价车环节 Anyway, it's time to put a star in our reasonably priced car.
我们今天的嘉宾是神秘博士 My guest tonight is quite simply Doctor Who,
这也解释了他为何能穿越时空回到80年代 which explains how he was able to travel back in time to the 1980s
-并偷了Phil Oakey的头发 -女士们先生们有请马特·史密斯! and steal Phil Oakey's hair. Ladies and gentlemen, Matt Smith!
-你好！ -你好吗？大个子，很高兴见到你 Hello, hello, hello! How are you? Hello, big man. It's good to see you.
-谢谢你们邀请我参加 -真荣幸！神秘博士在现场！ Thank you for having me on. It's a pleasure! Doctor Who is among us!
没错 He is!
你怎么没穿博士的衣服！ You're not wearing your Doctor Who outfit!
没有，我就微服私访来了 No, mate, just me civvies.
并且我穿着奇怪的袜子，因为找不到其他袜子了 And I've got odd socks on cos I couldn't find them.
你实际上穿得更像是…… You're actually dressed more like...
我觉得更像是一个足球爱好者 Well, I've discovered you are a football enthusiast.
没错！超级的足球狂热者 Oh, big! Yeah, a massive football enthusiast.
你有没有正式地去踢球？ Did you ever play properly?
我曾效力于…额 I played for... I mean, yeah.
我曾进过青年队效力于（诺丁汉）森林足球俱乐部以及莱切斯特 I went through the youth academies and I played for Forest and I played for Leicester.
乌拉！ Hooray!
这里居然有莱切斯特城的粉丝？！ There's actually a Leicester City supporter here?
他在那里！ He's here! I should say it that way round.
你踢过球，然后发生了什么？ You played and then what happened?
我的背部受伤得了脊椎炎 I had a back injury called spondylitis,
-或者其他什么稀奇古怪的名字 -不是因为你的发型一边倒过重而造成的？ or it's some sort of strange name. Was it caused by your hair going all on one side?
我伤了一年，那期间我爸爸 Yeah, I was injured for a year, and God bless my dad,
每天开车接我上下学并且去踢球治疗 he'd drive me up from school everyday when I was playing at Leicester and I'd get the treatment there.
但我的病情没有好转，所以他们就让我离开了 But I just never recovered,and so they let me go.
你觉得你有没有可能成为足球运动员 Do you reckon you could've been a footballist
-如果你的背没有受伤？-我希望是的，我当时是队长 if your back hadn't have...? I hope so. I was captain at the time,
在莱切斯特的15岁下级别，以及 at Leicester under-15s, and, um...
我有个赛季非常棒 但是谁知道呢？ You know, I had a great season. But who knows?
有一个和我一起踢球的球员 The one player that I played with,
在森林俱乐部，我们有两年没输过 and at Forest,we were two years unbeaten.
那个唯一继续在英超踢球的是杰纳斯 And the only player that went on to play in the Premiership was Jermaine Jenas, that was it.
哦好 Yay. Howay.
让我们把话题从足球转到神秘博士上，大家都是这么想的吧 Let's move off footballand on to Doctor Who which is I'm sure where everyone wants to go.
-这是世界上最长播映的科幻电视剧了吧 -没错 It's the longest-running sci-fi series in the world. That's correct.
-它是有50年了还是…？ -到2013年11月23或者24日，整50年 Is it 50 years now or next...? 50 years, on, I think, it's November 23rd or 24th, 2013. 50 years.
-而你是史上最年轻的博士 -最年轻的花朵 And you're the youngest Doctor ever. I am the youngest carnation.
我可以被记在吉尼斯世界纪录书中，我高兴得像个孩子一般欢呼“好诶！” I'm in the Guinness Book Of Records which as child, I was like, "Yes!"
最年轻的博士 The youngest Doctor Who.
至少比你能在鼻子上放多少豆子要好得多 It's better than seeing how many beans you can put up your nose!
当我还是个孩子时，吸引我的一点是 One of the things that fascinates me is that when I was growing up,
神秘博士里有戴立克（一种外星生物） 我完全被吓到了“那家伙有个马桶塞！” and Doctor Who had the Daleks on, I was, "It's a thing with a sink plunger!" I was terrified.
但现在，甚至是我最小的孩子都在玩使命召唤 或者什么纳粹僵尸还有会爆炸的狗 But now, even my youngest plays Call Of Duty and plays the Nazi zombies with dogs that explode.
嗯嗯没错 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
很难想象现在还有什么能吓住孩子 Is it difficult to think of something that will scare a child
当他刚刚在游戏平台上射击打中一个外星人的脸 who has just finished shooting an alien in the face on a PlayStation?
额不是，好吧可能，但…… Well, no... Yes, perhaps, but...
神秘博士并不恐怖 Doctor Who isn't scary in the way
就血腥啊内脏啊人们被炸飞的这种意义上 that there's blood and guts and people getting blown up.
但实际上，那又有什么吓人的呢？ And actually, how scary is that?
“恐怖”存在于紧张的气氛中，这就是为什么我觉得哭泣天使（一种怪物）非常吓人 "Scary" is in tension. That's why I think the angels are really scary.
因为当你把目光从它们身上转移时，它们会像那样“咻咻咻”地靠近 Cos when you're not looking at them they go, thumpthumpthump, like that.
对，那确实蛮恐怖的 Yeah, that is quite scary.
那个笑面玩偶叫什么来着？ What's the grinning doll one called?
哪一个？ Which one?
就是那个长得很像哈蒙德的 It looks a bit like Richard Hammond.
上一季有一些玩偶 There were some dolls in this one,
假木玩偶或者是稻草人 the peg dolls, or there's the scarecrows,
那是在大卫·田纳特当博士时的那集 which was a Tennant episode.
而赛博人可不吓人 And then Cybermen aren't scary.
-是的，但…… -他们不吓人！有些人觉得吓人，但事实并非如此 Yes, but... They are not! Somebody said they are, but they aren't.
他们站在那里，然后像这样朝你走来 It's like, they're here, right,and they come at you like this.
我知道，走得很慢 They're slow, I know.
你完全可以走开，“哦这里有个赛博人，我还是上那里溜达吧” You could just walk away. "Oh, there's a Cyberman there, I'll just stroll over here."
-别在神秘博士里找逻辑，因为…… -我就是这么认为的 Never apply logic to Who, because... I suppose.
可以想见成为博士不仅仅意味着去演博士这角色 Presumably a lot goes with being Doctor Who that's not just playing Doctor Who.
你到的每一处地方，都会有孩子问你“哪个是最恐怖的怪物？” Everywhere you go, you've got to have children saying, "Who's the scariest monster?"
确实如此！我都不知道该不该说，昨天我回家时 Yes! I don't know if I should even say this, but I got home last night,
走向前门，然后有个小女孩大概十二三岁 got to my door, and there was little girl of about 12 or 13
躲在灌木丛中读一本书 reading a book in a bush.
然后她说“别担心，我不是孤儿” And she said, "Don't worry, I'm not a homeless person."
然后她接着说“你能不能对我说‘嘿，我是博士’？” Then she said, "Could you just say, 'Hey, I'm the Doctor.'?"
于是我就朝她这么说了，“嘿，我是博士” So I just sort of said, "Hey! I'm the Doctor."
然后说“快回家！” Then went, "Go home!"
这还蛮吓人的，你可能因此陷入麻烦哦 That is quite scary. You could get into trouble for that.
-话说回来，上周我们的嘉宾是迈克尔·法斯宾德 -我知道，他干得很不错 Anyway, we had Michael Fassbender on last week. I know, he did well.
他做得确实很好，并且他不是唯一一个近来在荧幕上裸一把的人 He did well and he's not the only one that's appeared naked in a film recently.
你也裸了，在影片“子宫”里，露出了你的时间领主“香肠” You have too, in The Womb, you had your Time-Lord sausage out.
我和Eva Green演对手戏，她是邦女郎 It was with Eva Green, who played a Bond girl.
-超级漂亮 -在007系列皇家赌场里 A very beautiful woman. She was, in Casino Royale.
开拍第一天的第一场 The first scene of the first day,
我们在德国的北端波罗的海那里，超级冷 we're on the most northerly point of Germany and it's Baltic.Cold.
那时是三月份，我必须跳入海里 It's March. And I've got to get in the sea.
于是我下了海 So I get there, I go in the sea,
把我的*都冻坏了，我从水里出来 freeze my BLEEP off, come out,
然后就必须和Eva Green拍那场戏！ and then do this scene with Eva Green!
你除了对她道歉说“它平时可比这要雄伟多了”之外 还能做什么呢？ And what can you do but apologise and go, "It's normally much more majestic!"
真是太糟糕了，你面前站着这么美的法国女人而你却…… It was awful! This beautiful French woman and you're like...
额……我在电影里看到 I saw... I saw in the film,
-你可以看到她的眼神，我走来（又译:高潮）然后她… -你什么？ you see her eyes, I come and she goes... You what?
-我从水里走出来 -我了解了，然后她就像这样… I come out of the water. I see,I'm with you, and she's like...
是啊，基本上就糟透了 Yeah, it was crap, basically.
好，来说说车 Now, cars.
身为如此年轻的博士，很难想象你的汽车历史会如何辉煌 As you're such a young Doctor Who, I can't imagine your car history's particularly brilliant.
额不是，当时我刚过了18岁，第一辆车是全新的科莎 Well, no. The first car I had was...I passed at 18 and I got a Corsa which I bought brand new.
我必须说，很棒的汽车 And I've got to say,it was a brilliant little motor,
-而且现在还能用 -所以这是个十周岁大的沃克斯豪尔 科莎？ and it's still going.It's still going. So, this was a ten-year-old Vauxhall Corsa?
是的，我妹妹开着，我弄坏了它的风镜 Yeah, my sister's driving it about and I broke the wing mirror,
我只是用胶带粘了一下，并且四年都维持那样 我朋友管它叫“陋车” so I just taped it with gaffer tape and had it like that for four years. My friends would call it "The Shed".
-它是不是里面比外面大？ -要是就好了 -你的梦想之车是什么？ Was it much bigger on the inside than on the outside? Sadly not. What do you dream of owning?
你知道我最想要什么车吗？我想要一辆旧式保时捷911 我知道不是所有人都同意 Do you know what I'd like most of all? I'd like an old 911. I know it's a point of contention...
你还是买旧的吧，因为新款和旧款一模一样 You may as well have an old one cos the new one is exactly the same.
它们太迷人了 They're sexy cars.
特别是旧款911 是什么时候的来着？ Especially the old 911,from what was it?
-是在九十年代 -它们和现在的一模一样！那并不是新款！ In the '90s. They're the same as they are now! And it's not new.
-很显然，你来这是来做你的单圈 -是啊 Obviously, of course, you came here to do your lap. Yeah.
-你开得如何？-我有点泄气，有好几次打滑冲出去了 How did it go? I was getting frustrated.I spun off a couple of times.
但我想“算了，冲一冲吧！” 不过这算是我的问题 But I just thought,"Right, hell for leather!" But I think that was my problem.
很多嘉宾会在倒数第二弯有些挣扎 A lot of the guests that come here struggle with the second-to-last corner.
-我们同样有一些你在那里挣扎的镜头 -哦天啊…… -有谁想看看？ And we've got some footage of you attempting to get around there. Oh, God... Anyone like to see?
想！ Yes!
让我们看看Matt倒数第二弯的表现 Let's have a look at Matt coming up to the second-to-last corner.
于是 And...
这里走得有些大 run a bit wide there.
这是第一次尝试 Now that was attempt number one, there.
全新的路线穿过甘邦弯 And then that's Gambon with a new line.
冲线了！ There we are, not crossing the line. Here we are again.
哦你* Oh, you, BLEEP!
看上去怒气冲冲啊 然后 See, that's quite angry. Oh, dear, now...
乱打圈中 Fishtanking.
我十分欣赏…… I really admire...
十分欣赏有人说“哦不，我能成功！” I do admire a man who goes, "No, I can do it!"
谁想看看Matt的单圈？ Who here would like to see Matt's lap?
想！ Yes!
-播放视频吧！-哦不…… Play the tape. Oh, no...
好，让我们看看有没有激进驾驶的证据 Now, let's see if we can see any evidence of this aggressive driving.
好，注意力集中别慌张 Right, concentrate. Calm.
我们在雨中欢歌 We're singing in the rain...
事实上，不算个坏主意 That's not a bad idea, actually. 只是在雨中欢歌 Just singing in the rain...
你看，我实在是有点恼怒 I was getting too annoyed, you see.
转弯这里有点小 啊走大了 Couple of bites at turning in there. Wide, wide, wide...
备受折磨的轮胎，但抓地很好 That's a tortured tyre, but it is clinging on well.
我差不多在那里刹车 I'm just sort of braking around it.
到二档 And down to second gear...
又跑得有点大 Ooh, running a bit wide there.
听听这些轮胎声！他们正不堪重负 Listen to those tyres! They're working for a living today.
来到锤头弯 This is the Hammerhead coming up.
简直像穷凶极恶的鲨鱼一样 It's like an angry shark. Oh, yeah...
走得非常不错 That's actually quite nicely done.
以及第一部分转向力十分不足…啊 In, a lot of understeer at the first part and... Argh!
好的出了弯 OK on the way out.
像*列车一样准备进入甘邦弯 And we're going to hit Gambon like a BLEEP train.
快点！ 'Come on!'
看到有人提前准备还蛮不错的，因为后面的弯紧接而来 Like to see a man planning ahead - we're only at the Follow-through,
以及轮胎墙…路漫漫啊 still got that to do. And the tyres... Long way.
切线漂亮 Good cutting.
哦，只有几秒你马上就到了 Yeah, yeah... Into second. You're in very soon.
实际上在甘邦弯可以放三档 You can leave it in third actually for Gambon.
再一次转向严重不足，但冲线了！ And lots of understeer again, but across the line!
你知道，你并不是第一个上节目的博士 Now, you are by no means the first Doctor Who we've had down here.
Chris以及David上过节目 You've had Chris and David.
是的，克里斯托弗·埃克莱斯顿以及大卫·田纳特来过 Yeah, we've had Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant.
我们甚至邀请来比莉·派佩 We've even had Billie Piper.
-前任博士助手 是的，我见过她开车，她车速非常快 Former assistant. Yeah, I've driven with Billie. She's quick.
她驾驶拉赛帝完成圈速在一分……我眼镜忘戴了 She did it in the Lacetti in one... I haven't got my glasses on.
不是1分46秒就是1分48秒，有人戴着眼镜了吗？ It was either a 1:46 or a 1:48. Has anyone got any glasses?
-她圈速是1分48秒3 事实上她是最快的 -1分48秒3，其他人的呢？ She did it in 1:48.3. Actually, she was the quickest. 1:48.3, what were the others?
埃克莱斯顿的圈速是1分52秒4，用的车是利亚纳 Eccleston was 1:52.4, in the Liana,
而大卫用时1分48秒8 and Dave was 1:48.8.
1分48秒8，所以你认为你排在哪呢？ 1:48.8... So where do you think YOU'VE come?
事实上，你有辆新车，而他们的车不是利亚纳就是拉塞蒂 Actually, you're in a new car. Cos they did it in the Liana or the Lacetti.
-你觉得你的成绩是多少？-我不知道 So where do think you've come? I have no idea.
我知道我永远赶不上法斯宾德 I know I'm nowhere near Fassbender.
但，我不想比Louis Walsh慢 Oh, I don't really want to be below Louis Walsh.
Louis Walsh在哪？1分47秒7 -那并不快 Where is Louis Walsh? At 1:47.7, that wasn't that rapid.
你的圈速是 You did it... Hm...
1分 1...
40 40...
那不错 So that's good.
3秒 3...
7 Point 7. 顺利进线！ Get in!
马特·史密斯，驾车最快的博士！ Matt Smith, the fastest Doctor Who!
所以你的名字放在这里 And you go right up there. I'll take that.
我真开心，真的是太棒了 I'll take that, absolutely! That's a bloody good time.
哇！顺利进线！ Yeah! Get in!
确实不错，上面是瑞安·雷诺兹，成绩和你一模一样 That was a good time. Up there with Ryan Reynolds, exactly the same.
这确实很奇怪，因为通常来说 And it's weird, because normally,
当一圈看上去很无趣很慢，事实上却很快 when a lap looks boring and slow and steady, they're the quick ones.
你的驾驶看上去很激进 Yours looked properly aggressive.
所以，你是否也这样驾驶塔迪斯（博士的时空穿梭工具） 全油门并叫着“再快点！” So, do you drive the TARDIS like that? Is it the full,"Give it some!"
那当然了，那是驾驶塔迪斯的唯一方法 Absolutely, that's the only way to drive the TARDIS.
这就是为什么它一直出故障，你必须一直用音速起子刺激它 That's why it's always broken. You're always having to hit it with your screwdriver!
很高兴能请到你当嘉宾，我们有史以来最快的博士，很荣幸 It's been a huge pleasure to have you on, the fastest Doctor Who we've ever had. I'm chuffed with that.
女士们先生们，马特·史密斯! Ladies and gentlemen, Matt Smith!
当我们听到萨博要关门的消息时 When we heard the news that Saab had closed down,
杰瑞米和我真的非常伤心 Jeremy and I were genuinely very sad.
但我们真的不知道为什么关门 所以我们前去进行调查 Although we weren't actually sure why, so we went to investigate.
萨博是从飞机制造商起家的 Saab began as an aeroplane maker.
但二战后 萨博注意到飞机的需求量大幅下滑 But after WWII, it noticed that demand for fighter planes had dropped off dramatically.
因此他们决定 开始制造汽车 So it decided to start making cars as well.
第一辆萨博车是由两个人造出的 The first effort was created by two men...
一位是机翼设计人员 另一位是设计炸弹架的 one who designed wings and one who designed bomb racks.
在此之前他们从未造过汽车 因此第一辆更象一次做秀 Neither had done a car before and it kind of showed.
原型车前轮被包了起来 以获得更好的空气动力效果 Their prototype had enclosed front wheels which was very aerodynamic,
但当你冬天驾驶它时 雪会堆积在轮拱里 but as you drove along in winter, snow would build up in the arches
而且在你需要转向时 你会发现方向盘转不动 and it was only when you got to a corner when you noticed the steering had jammed.
还有其它的问题 比如: 后窗太小 There were other issues too - the rear window was tiny
没有后备箱盖 and there was no boot lid.
同时他们的批量生产能力不足 Mass production wasn't their bag either.
当时奥斯汀每27秒造一辆车 而萨博需要27分钟 While Austin made a car every 27 seconds, it took Saab 27 minutes.
奥斯汀: 以生产经济型小轿车闻名于世 即后来的罗孚(Rover)
而且所有的萨博车都是绿色的 Oh, and all their cars were painted green.
一辆没有尾箱 并且 So, a green car with no boot you could use,
在恶劣天气里不能转向的绿色汽车 and in bad weather, no steering.
但在早期时 萨博最大的问题确是引擎 But the biggest problem in those early days was the engine.
让詹姆斯来解释吧 As James shall now explain.
这是萨博的第一辆批量产品车 - 92型 This is the 92. It was Saab's first production car,
装备一具饥渴的两冲程引擎 and it came with a thirsty two-stroke engine
只有25匹马力 that produced just 25 horsepower.
这引擎真正的问题是: 只有踩着油门时 机油才能润滑引擎 The real problem is that the engine was only lubricated when you had your foot on the throttle.
因为在两冲程引擎里 机油是跟燃料混在一起的 In a two-stroke, engine oil is mixed with the fuel,
如果没有燃料进入引擎 也就不会有机油进入 so if there's no fuel going in, there's no oil going in.
当你在公路上疾驰 或者上山时 这不会有问题 This wasn't an issue when you were driving along on a level like this,
因为你一直踩着油门 燃料和机油持续进入发动机 or going up a hill, because you had your foot on the throttle and you had the fuel and oil going in.
但下山时问题就来了 你不得不用左脚踩刹车减速... But once you were going downhill, you had a problem as you had to brake with your left foot, but...
同时用右脚保持引擎运转 Whoa! Keep the power on with your right foot
以使引擎能得到机油润滑 so that the engine still got some oil.
哇啊 这太古怪了 Whoa... This is very tricky.
一边加速 一边制动 感觉真蠢 And it feels stupid. I'm driving and stopping at the same time.
最终带着"沸腾的"刹车到达山脚下 Then you'll arrive at the bottom of the hill with your brakes completely boiled over
此时以105公里/小时奔驰的萨博 将不可能安全停车 and your 65mph Saab would be absolutely unable to stop.
没救了 It's hopeless.
萨博的历史充满了这种可怕的错误 'Saab's history is littered with terrible mistakes like this.'
萨博900敞篷车 'There was the 900 convertible,
僵硬的象个老莴苣 'which was as rigid as a week-old salad.
萨博·索尼特 'There was the Sonnet,
本应成为一辆运动车 结果却不是 'which was supposed to have been a sports car... but wasn't.'
然后在1992年时 他们甚至造了一辆没有方向盘的车 'And then in then in 1992, they even made a car with no steering wheel.'
事实上 你开这车开的越多 In fact, the more you drive this...
驾驶起来就越容易 the easier it becomes.
诱惑来自于让人惊叹的引擎盖下面 The temptation is to just stare at the bonnet in wonderment
根本就没有方向控制 that you can actually have any directional control at all.
因此 很多瑞典怪人 和那些没什么意义的广告都说 So, lots of Swedish strangeness, and an advertising campaign that didn't make much sense either.
"世界上只有一家飞机场制造汽车 'Only one aircraft manufacturer makes cars.
塞拉利昂·阿尔法·阿尔法·精彩 'Sierra-Alpha-Alpha-Bravo.'
是的 萨博喜欢提醒我们 Yes, Saab loved to remind us
他们的车是由制造喷气机的公司生产的 that their cars came from a company that made jet fighters.
但那根本毫无意义 But it was nonsense.
比如这架喷气机装备的就是沃尔沃喷气引擎 This jet fighter, for example, had an engine made by Volvo.
"萨博 为其它汽车公司没有飞机制造背景感到遗憾" 'Saab. It's a pity other cars aren't built this way.'
寓意 "萨博车是一架在公路上行驶的喷气机" The idea was that you were buying "a jet fighter for the road",
真的吗? but were you?
詹姆斯 你有飞行员执照 So, James, you have a pilot's licence
-我相信你开过台风战斗机 -是的 - and I believe you've been in a Typhoon, a fighter aircraft. - Yes.
你对那架飞机印象最深的是什么? Is there anything in here that puts you in mind of that plane?
-没有 -什么? 一点也没有? - No. - What, nothing?
一点也没有 No.
台风战记的钥匙是在这位置吗? Is the key down here on a Typhoon?
不在 No.
那是不是要锁定为"倒机模式" 才能拔出钥匙? Do you have to lock the Typhoon in reverse before you take the key out?
不是 台风没有"倒机模式" 但有倒喷模式 No, it doesn't have reverse, as such. It has reverse thrust.
那不是倒挡 而且实际上台风战机没有钥匙 Yeah, but it doesn't have a reverse gear. It doesn't have a key, actually.
看来萨博的汽车跟飞机还是不一样 So, this is really not the same.
不过 这儿有个夜视面板按钮 按一下 However, it does have a night panel button here. If I push this,
它会关闭所有的面板灯 只保留速度表 It shuts down all the dials apart from the speedo.
如果你是在太平洋上空开着F-14 Now, I can see this would be useful if you were in
这功能可能非常有用 an F-14 over the Pacific
能使你集中注意力寻找跑道灯 looking for the landing lights on your aircraft carrier.
但在德比郊外的A38路上 要这功能做什么? But on the A38 outside Derby, why would you want that?
我以前还以为是所有的仪表灯都坏了 谁知道是夜视模式呢 I used to worry it was all just broken anyway. How do you know?
跟你说 我坐过F-15战机 I must say I went in an F-15 once,
跟这完全不同 因为这里没什么会让人恶心 it was very different because nothing in here is covered in sick.
甚至在萨博被通用买去的上世纪80年代末期 Even after Saab was taken over by General Motors in the late '80s,
他们的市场销售人员仍然保持这种宣传风格 their marketing men kept at it.
让人无法呼吸的加速度 Breathtaking acceleration.
这是一架F-22猛禽战机 非萨博制造 但却用在 Here, we have an F-22 Raptor, not built by Saab, being used to advertise
一辆相当于沃克斯豪尔·凯沃里尔的家用车广告里 what is basically a Vauxhall Cavalier.
萨博 纯粹的驾驶乐趣 Saab, pure driving pleasure.
萨博 一段曲折的历史 精神不正常的广告 So, Saab, a chequered history, bonkers advertising
和许多 许多轻率的想法 and lots of harebrained ideas.
虽然他们有那么多不奏效的想法 But for every idea they had that didn't work,
但有一些却不错 they had another which did.
可以算是"一般般的出色" Often brilliantly.
其中一个"最出色之一"是这辆 And one of the most brilliant ideas of them all was this.
99涡轮增压 The 99 Turbo.
萨博并不是第一个采用涡轮增压的 Saab weren't the first to turbocharge a car,
比它早的有雪弗莱 宝马 保时捷 I mean that was Chevrolet and BMW and Porsche.
但萨博确是第一个将涡轮增压装在主流家用车上的 就是这个 But they were the first to put a turbocharger on a mainstream car, which was this.
要感谢这辆车 将上世纪80年代的一切 It was thanks to this car that everything in the '80s
都带入了"涡疯" went turbo-crazy.
-"涡轮增压"这个词变成了好东西的代名词 -没错 - The word "turbo" came to mean anything that was really good. - It did.
我曾有个涡轮增压吸尘器 这还算用得贴切 I had a turbo vacuum cleaner, which was fair enough,
但我朋友有个涡轮增压太阳眼镜 but my mate had turbo sunglasses!
就印在镜片上 涡轮增压 It actually said it on the lens. Turbo.
还有"涡轮增压刮胡刀片" "涡轮增压擦面液" You also got turbo razors. Turbo aftershave.
-你买过? -没有 因为我不用擦面液 - Did you? - Well, I didn't because I don't wear aftershave
而且我也不是从赤郡来的 because I'm not from Cheshire!
赤郡: 英格兰西部的一郡
还有其它的 比如你的涡轮增压甚至有 There was more too, because you could even buy your Turbo
注水器 这我真搞不明白 'with water injection.' I don't understand that.
我可以解释给你听 但你不会有兴趣的 I could explain it but you're not interested.
-我有兴趣 -你没有 -我有 - No, I am. - You're not! - I am interested.
入口处的注水器用于给增压器降温 Water injection in the inlet cools the charger
-这本来是... -我没兴趣 - and it's the job later done by... - I'm not interested!
我们知道的是 带注水器的涡轮增压器 All we need to know is that with water injection this
能让你的车 在8秒内从0加速至96公里/小时 turbo-charged pocket rocket could get from 0 to 60 in eight seconds.
即便以今日的标准衡量也算快 That's quick, even by today's standards.
-这比现今的迷你·库珀加速都快 -没错 - It accelerates faster than a modern Mini Cooper. - Yeah.
比雷诺运动版Twingo 133也快 这是辆快车 And a Renaultsport Twingo 133. This is a fast car.
是快 It is quick.
现在来说说萨博的古怪之处 Now, there is some Saab weirdness.
你看方向盘跟仪表板之间的角度 The steering wheel comes out of the dashboard at an angle.
-就象这样 还有一个标注着"额外"的按钮 -额外什么? - It's like that. And there's a button here that says extra. - Extra what?
-没写 就写着"额外" -按下看看 -准备好了? -好了 - It doesn't say. It just says extra. - Try it. - Ready? - Yes.
没发生什么引人注意的趣事 You haven't got any more interesting or attractive!
不去注意细节的话 这是一辆很出色的车 Little details aside, this is a fantastic car.
这的确是一辆很出色的车 传奇之车 This is a truly fantastic car. It's a legendary car.
我曾经非常渴望拥有一俩 I used to covet this massively.
不仅仅是喜欢它的速度 It wasn't just the speed I liked, either.
因为当你看着它的保险杠时 Because when you look at the bumpers
那就像个被宠坏的孩子的下嘴唇一般厚实 sticking out like a spoiled child's bottom lip,
你能从中感受到斯坎迪纳维亚工程师 you get a sense the Scandinavian engineers
对你和你家人安全的关心 cared about the safety of you and your family.
我第一次发生车祸时 开的就是这种车 Do you know I had my first proper road accident in one of these.
我当时是乘客 坐在这边 I was a passenger here on this side.
那时才17岁 车是我女朋友爸爸的 I was only 17 and it belonged to my girlfriend's dad.
当时那车很稀有 白色车身带蓝色条纹 很漂亮 It was quite a rare car and it was lovely, white with a blue stripe.
内饰是这种土砖红色 The interior was this brick-red dusty colour.
真是辆好车 我们当时进入环岛 And it was a really nice car. We went around a roundabout
另一辆车从左边过来没有停 我们正好撞在那车中间 and a car coming up the road didn't stop and T-boned us here.
-我没受伤 -你在萨博车里 -对 -那女孩叫什么名字? - I was perfectly OK. - You would be in a Saab. - Yeah. - What was the girl called?
呃... Uh...
凯特 不对... Kate? No...
你能记住那萨博车的土砖红色内饰 能记住车身的蓝色条纹 You can remember the Saab had brick red upholstery and had a blue stripe
还能记住坐的位置 但就是记不住女朋友名字 and where you were sitting but not the name of the girlfriend.
她是叫德里克吗? Was she called Derek?!
因为这车既快又安全 还有点不合情理 Because this car was fast and safe and a bit left-field,
因此它使得萨博受到了一群 it brought the Saab brand to the attention of
特殊客户的注意 a very specific type of customer.
一群仍然保留着忠诚的客户 A customer who has remained loyal ever since.
比如这位喜欢奥迪的 This person likes Audis.
这位喜欢法拉利的 This one likes Ferraris.
这位喜欢公共汽车的 This one likes the bus.
这位有本田车的 This one has a Honda.
他有辆标志 He has a Peugeot.
还有这位穿着有领T恤衫 And then this chap with the black polo neck
体形瘦削的家伙 and the thin specs.
他是建筑设计师 并且喜欢萨博 He is an architect, and he likes Saabs.
调查表明 萨博车主是公路上受教育程度最高的人 Research has shown that Saab drivers are the best educated people on the roads.
萨博99给了它的顾客们 那些其它公司只能梦想的东西 The 99 gave Saab customers other companies could only dream about.
这辆车 犹如萨博公司的暗月 This car, then, was Saab's Dark Side Of The Moon.
大受欢迎 并被所有人记住 Their first big hit, the one we all remember.
之后的其它型号都无法具有如此的吸引力 None of the models that followed the 99 Turbo appeared to have quite the same appeal.
但它们也不错 But they did.
这是一辆80年代的宝马车 'What we have here is a 1980s BMW
被倒吊在约2.5米的空中 'hanging upside down eight feet from the ground.
我们将让它做自由落体运动 'And what we are going to do is drop it.'
当它头下脚上摔落时 你可不会想呆在里面 You wouldn't want to be in that if it fell from a crane upside down.
如果你象理查德·哈蒙德那么小的话 应该没事 If you were Richard Hammond, you'd be all right.
压扁了 方向盘折磨着车顶 Yeah, that's toast. The steering wheel is touching the ceiling.
现在 让我们看看一辆80年代的 'So, let's see what happens
萨博900从同样高度坠下 会发生什么 'when we drop a 1980s Saab 900 from the same height.'
上帝啊 我真不能相信 God, I really wouldn't have believed that.
-我再过一百万年也不能相信 -看看车顶 - I would not have believed that in a million years. - Look at that.
-我认为车里的人是可以出来的 -真让人惊讶 - I think you could get out as well. - That is stunning.
听说萨博把车顶支柱造得如此结实 以至于参加拉力赛时 I heard Saab made the pillars so strong that when they went rallying
-都不需要加装防滚架 -真的? -真的 - they didn't have to fit a roll cage. - Is that true? - Yeah.
当然他们还是得按照规定装防滚架 但真没必要 They had to fit one because of regulations but it wasn't necessary.
有一次 我跟一位 I was talking the other day
在瑞典某车厂任高级设计师的朋友聊天 to a friend who is a senior designer with another Swedish car company
他说在撞车前 没人会明白为什么萨博车那么贵 and he said nobody could ever work out why Saab cost so much until they crashed it.
萨博总是病态一般的追求安全性 Saab were always pathological about safety.
在将一辆车推向市场前 他们要确保该车能在几乎任何情况 Before putting a car on sale they made sure it could survive just about anything.
哪怕是跟驼鹿正面相撞时 也得使车内人生存下来 Even a head-on collision with a moose.
驼鹿: 成年驼鹿平均肩高1.5-1.8米 重380-535公斤
在他们构思9000车型时 这种对细节的关注 This attention to detail caused a few problems
导致了一些问题 when they conceived the 9000.
因为为了节约成本 9000是与蓝旗亚·行政 Because, to save costs, it was designed in tandem
合作开发的 with the Lancia Thema.
这样一来 除了车标和车身不同外 The idea was that behind the different badges
车辆其它部分实际应该完全一样 and underneath the bodies, the cars would actually be the same.
当时看起来也的确如此 直到对他们进行碰撞测试时 And it seemed like they were - up until the point that they were crash-tested.
蓝旗亚的工程师描述碰撞结果"完全合格" Lancia's engineers described the results as perfect.
萨博的工程师描述为 我引用原话 "根本不合格" Saab's engineers described them as - I'm quoting directly here - "not good at all."
从那一刻起 合作开发彻底破裂 And from that moment on, the joint venture completely fell apart.
之后萨博用了比蓝旗亚更大的车轮 The Saab ended up with much bigger wheels than the Lancia.
钢圈也使用更厚的钢板制造 It was also made out of thicker steel
后轮轴更是彻底更新 and had a completely different rear axle.
遵循那样的原则 代价是昂贵的 Sticking to principles like that is expensive.
萨博制造的每一辆车都亏钱 Saab was losing money hand over fist on every car it made.
即使广告里宣传"公路上的喷气机"也没有扭转亏损 Even advertising it as a jet fighter for the road didn't help.
萨博9000 Saab 9000.
因此 萨博在1989年被通用收购 So, in 1989, Saab was bailed out by General Motors.
在做了一些财政意义上的尝试后 To try and larch some fiscal sense into them,
通用的一个执行团队去了瑞典 对他们说 a team executives from GM went over to Sweden and said,
"萨博就是我们沃克斯豪尔分公司的凯沃里尔 "This is a Cavalier from our Vauxhall division.
开发新车型的话 换上你们的车标和车身 就这样 "To make your new car, you change the body and the badges. That's it."
换换车身和车标 廉价又实用 Nice and cheap. Body and badges.
萨博完全无视通用的说道 在新款900车上 Saab ignored them so completely that their new 900
只有三分之一的零部件是跟凯沃里尔共享的 shared only a third of its components with the Cavalier.
到93型替换900型的时候 When the time came to replace the 900 with the 93,
通用总裁又去了瑞典 对他们说 the General Motors executives went to Sweden again and said,
"这次用沃克斯豪尔·威达 我们是认真的 "Here is the Vauxhall Vectra. This time we mean it.
只换车身和车标 别的不要动 "Only change the body and the badges. Nothing else."
你猜怎么着? 瑞典人这回更疯 Guess what? The Swedes went even more mental.
改得面目全非 甚至连轮轴都和威达不一样 They changed so much that even the wheelbase was different.
有次 一名通用的会计师去瑞典 At one point, a General Motors accountant went to Sweden
去看看为什么萨博花了那么多钱 to see why Saab was costing them so much money.
他进到93型里面 打开卫星导航 He got into the new 93, turned on the Sat Nav
一琢磨 "不对呀 这不是我们的那套系统" and thought, "Wait a minute, that's not one of our systems."
没错 那的确不是 He was right, it wasn't.
萨博自己开发了一套巨昂贵的卫星导航系统 Saab had developed, at vast expense, their own system
因为他们觉得通用的系统不够好 because they thought GM's wasn't good enough.
终于 通用受够了 Eventually, General Motors had had enough.
在2010年 当萨博完成了 In 2010, as Saab was finishing the job
将沃克斯豪尔·英西哥尼亚改为完全不同的95型后 of turning the Vauxhall Insignia into the completely different 95,
底特律的巨头关闭了工厂 the Detroit giants pulled the plug.
萨博这个品牌还有些剩余价值 The brand itself will have some residual value,
公司部门将被拆散出售 the company's facilities are likely to be broken up and sold.
最后关头 找到了买家 At the last minute, a buyer was found,
一名拥有一家小汽车公司"世爵"的荷兰人 a Dutchman who owned a small car company called Spyker.
为了吸纳资金 To get the money rolling in,
他需要尽快将新95型放进展厅 he needed to get the new 95 into the showrooms as quickly as possible.
等于是还没有完成 就开始了销售 That meant it went on sale before it was finished.
意味着新95型成了一台商业触发器 And that meant it was a commercial flop.
今年一月份 萨博终于关门大吉 And so in January of this year, Saab closed down for good.
-我们乘坐的是最后一辆萨博了 -是了 - So, this is the last ever Saab that we are in right now. - Yeah.
这是最终章 我真的喜欢他们做事的方式 This is the final chapter. I really like the way they did things.
-我会想念萨博的 -伤心的一天啊 -的确是 - I am going to miss Saab. - It is a sad day. - It is sad.
这也是令瑞典特罗尔海坦镇伤心的一天 It is a sad day, too, for the Swedish town of Trollhattan
60年的努力工作 试图与众不同 试图做得更好 where for 60 years the workforce has tried to be different, to be better.
试图创造性地去思考问题 To think outside the box.
当然 对我们的建筑设计师朋友来说也是伤心的一天 And, of course, it's very sad for our architect friend who,
从现在起 他不得不买宝马5系了 from now on, will have to buy a five series.
但这多少是令人欣慰的 因为我们别忘了 Still, there's one crumb of comfort because let's not forget
是谁的引擎托起了第一架喷气机 whose engines powered the first-ever jet fighter.
是宝马 BMW.
真的很伤心 Genuinely sad.
你应当知道 梅塞施米特262 You ought to know that the Messerschmitt 262
梅塞施米特262: 第一架喷气战斗机
本应使用宝马引擎 但没飞起来 was supposed to use BMW engines but it didn't work.
所以实际飞的时候使用了杨克斯引擎 It had Junker's engines when it went into action.
詹姆斯 我们没时间让你从1944年开始精确地回顾航空史 James, we haven't got time for your precise history of aviation since 1944!
我感兴趣的是 那些今天开着萨博的建筑设计师们 What I'm interested in, those architects who've got Saabs today,
萨博公司都没了 他们会继续开着萨博车上路吗? if the company has gone, will they be able to keep their cars on the road?
这个 设想一下 Well, you might imagine
如果你有辆萨博 你可以开去沃克斯豪尔的经销商那里 if you had a Saab you could take it to a Vauxhall dealer
但因为萨博被频繁地买来卖去 你不如开去WHSmith那儿 but because Saab changed so much, you may as well take it to WHSmith.
WHSmith: 英国主要的零售商之一
-他们可能更喜欢也有能力保养它 -好消息是 - They would be more likely to be able to service it. - The good news is
一家新公司刚刚成立 专门为萨博 a new company has started up specifically to
供应零配件 provide parts for Saabs.
如果你是名建筑设计师 运气不错 暂时不用担心了 If you are an architect, fingers crossed, you should be OK for a bit.
这是我们本季第二次 以一条有用的消费建议急匆匆的结束节目了 That's the second week on the trot we have ended with a useful piece of consumer advice!
-怪怪的说 -以这个猛料做为结束 - It's weird. - And on that bombshell, it is time to end.
谢谢各位的观看! 晚安 Thank you so much for watching. Good night!
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