Top Gear 第18季 第5集 字幕制作: 百度TopGear吧字幕 derekdi,schnaxvit,jimny99,最沉重的负担,riddle89,alice,pkj
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今晚，我们冻得要死，还湿了身子 Tonight, we get very cold and wet...
我重新演绎了不列颠之战 I re-enact the Battle of Britain...
哦，我操 Oh, nuts.
廉价车里多了点"污迹" And there's a Blur in a reasonably-priced car.
大家好，非常感谢，谢谢！ Hello. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you.
我们将以赛道日作为节目的开始 原因很简单 We will begin with track days. The idea behind them is simple.
要是有一周赛道上不举办比赛 During the week, when there is no actual motor racing going on,
赛道的老板就会允许人们 the owners of race circuits allow people to rock up
开自己的车在赛道上纵情撒欢 and spend the day whizzing around in their own cars.
这档子事最近很流行 This is now so popular,
你甚至可以买一台梦想中的赛道日专用车 you can even buy cars specifically designed with track days in mind.
所以我们打算去唐宁顿的"简单火腿"赛道 We decided to go down to the Simply Sausages Donnington race track
选出一辆最好的 to sort out which one is best.
作为赛道车的原型，我眼中的它依然优秀 This is the original track-day car and, in my opinion, still the best.
这是卡特汉姆7型号，但它不是普通型号 It's... the Caterham 7. But it is no ordinary Caterham 7.
这是R500超轻版本，更轻盈 This is the R500 Superlight. It is less heavy.
它没有什么花架子，除了车身的一些条纹 It has no frills, adornments, garnish, apart from a few stripes.
它简单，单纯 It is simple, pure.
有着纯粹的驾驶感,我对它的爱至死方休 It is an unadulterated driving experience and I absolutely love it.
但是有一件事很奇怪 But - and this is a weird thing...
杰里米确信他会开来一辆更棒的 Jeremy Clarkson believes he has come up with something better.
喔！吼！ Woo-hoo!
没错，我找到了 这是一辆KTM X-bow Yes, I have.This is the KTM X-bow.
一半是昆虫 一半是贴地跟踪弹 Part insect, part terrain-following missile.
等等 什么事？ Wait a minute. What?
我还以为你开来的会是一台产自柴郡的车 I thought you were bringing that new thing they were making in Cheshire.
你以为我会把BAC Mono开来？ What, the BAC Mono?
我是想来着，但是它坏了 -哪坏了？ -在厂子里就坏了 Yes. It broke down. Where did it break down? In the factory.
那车在造的时候就出毛病了？ It broke down while they were still building it?
没错 It really did.
这是我的第二选择 This is my second choice
尽管如此，它依然比你的好 and, despite that, it is still better than yours.
-是这样吗？-为什么？ Is it? Yes. Why is that then?
因为你的是50年代生产的 我的是今早新鲜出炉的 Because yours is from the 1950s and this is from this morning.
碳纤维板 中置引擎 推杆助力 双叉臂悬挂 Carbon-fibre panels, mid-engined, pushrod actuated double wishbone suspension.
多少钱？ How much is it?
-4万9 -我的4万1 价格便宜量又足 49,000. You see, 41,000 so it is cheaper. And it is better.
-1961年的时候它的确还不错 -但现在它脱胎换骨了 This was fine in 1961. It is not the same car any more.
它换上了更好的引擎，悬架，车身 It has a better engine, suspension, materials,
稍微加宽 it has been made slightly wider.
现代化工厂制造 It has modern instruments.
序列式变速箱 A sequential shift.
这时，我们的同事也来了 'At this point, we were joined by our colleague.'
他开的到底是个什么玩意?! What in the name of all that's holy...?!
你瞧，如果你想要一辆纯粹为乐趣而生的车 这就是你所要的 You see, if you want a car built purely for fun, you want this.
尽管大部分的用料是铝，采用木头榫接 It is made largely from aluminium which is mixed with wood,
但这就是摩根造车的方式 but that is the way Morgan build their cars.
为什么车上有皇家空军的标志？ Why does it have RAF roundels on it?
它的设计是飞机风格 It has been styled to look like an aeroplane.
-可它没翅膀啊! -它有飞机样式的仪表 It hasn't got wings! It has aeroplane-style gauges.
-为什么不把这个引擎放在车身里？ -因为是空冷的V形双缸发动机 Why is the engine not in the car? Because it is an air-cooled V twin.
它只能放在外面，因为那儿有空气 It needs to be outside because that is where the air is.
- 那里是什么？-油箱和电池 What's in there? Oil tank. And the battery.
我觉得 你该到后面来 哈蒙德 还有个问题 I think, move to the back, Hammond. I have another question.
我要问的是，它怎么没有后轮？ The question I am going to ask is it doesn't have any back wheels.
中间有一个，在这里 It has one in the middle, there.
所以这是一辆三蹦子？ 是的，三轮车 So it is a tricycle? It is a three wheeler.
这是向原版的三轮摩根致敬 It is reminiscent of the original Morgan three wheeler.
-问我它有多重 -多重？-495公斤 Ask me what it weighs. What does it weigh? 495 kilos.
少于500公斤 汽车重量的一半 Less than 500 kilos. It is only half a car.
如果我把腿锯掉，我也会比现在轻很多 If I sawed my leg off, I would weigh much less than I do now.
我会不断跌倒 I would keep falling over.
你可以将它捡起放入口袋 You could pick this up and put it in your pocket.
这车看起来像煤斗 It looks like a coal scuttle.
我要问了，多少钱？包括税和其他东西？是的 3万 I have got to ask, how much? With taxes and things? Yes. 30,000.
-3万！-如果有4个轮子就要4万！ 30,000?! It would be 40 if it had four wheels.
你说它是木头造的？ Did you say it is made from wood?
摩根就是这么造车的，传统风格 That's how Morgan build cars. Traditional.
我琢磨着如果你去摩根 问：你愿意得白喉吗？(一种急性传染病) I reckon if you went to Morgan and said would you like some diphtheria?
他们八成会同意 因为那也是传统 They'd say, "Yes," cos that's traditional.
木头轻盈而且柔韧，可以无限更换 Wood is light and flexible and endlessly renewable
是用来造车的完美材料 and an excellent material to build cars from.
人们不做这个 因为你需要一个工匠 People don't do it cos you need craftsmen.
你不能让一些傻大粗按一个按钮， 就把车造出来 You cannot have some oik pressing a button and stamping them out.
如果尼桑GTR用木头做，会变得很糟糕 The Nissan GTR would be worse if it was made of wood.
早期的飞机是用木头做的 但是波音747不是，它没有木头 The early aeroplanes were made from wood but the Boeing 747 isn't. There's no wood in it.
最终，制作人告诉我们停止关于木头的争论，开始我们第一个挑战 Eventually, the producers told us to stop arguing about wood and get on with the first challenge.
一个简单的直线加速 0到100再到0 A simple straight-line race from nought to 100 then back to nought again.
遗憾的是，这引起了另一个争论 Sadly, this led to another dispute.
你说“勒芒式起步”什么意思？ 我们跑到自己的车那，跳进去,启动,开走 What do you mean, "a Le Mans start"? On go, we run to our cars, jump in, start them and drive off.
跑步？这又不是学校运动日 你要拿勺子端鸡蛋跑吗？ Running? It is not a school sports day. Will you have an egg and spoon?
我们两人同意了 准备好了吗？3 2 1 走 It is two against one. Be ready. Three, two, one, go.
这太愚蠢了 This is just stupid.
比赛本该现在结束了 We could have been finished by now.
哈蒙德已经没影了 Hammond has already begun.
1.9升V形双缸的动力！ The 1.9 litre V twin!
不幸的，我的老同事正在奋力准备起步 'Sadly, my elderly colleagues were struggling to get going.'
非常复杂的起步程序 Very complicated starting procedure.
模式 Mode.
而詹姆斯正在弄安全带 'Eventually, James was belted in place,
结果他弄的太紧了 'a bit too tightly as it turned out.'
哦，我的妈呀！ Oh, bloody hell!
你干嘛不走？ Why don't you start?
别说已经准备比赛了！ Stop saying ready to race!
鉴于他们的无能 我决定中途放弃 Out of pity for their incompetence, I decided to abort.
-我可以提一个建议吗？ -什么？ -我们是来测试车的 Can I make a suggestion? What? We are here to test the cars.
不是来比谁最肥 We're not here to find out who is the fattest.
或者是谁的起步程序最复杂 Or which has the most complicated starting procedure.
或是谁的安全带最难调整 Or whose belts are badly adjusted.
-我们要做正常一点的事 -但是勒芒式起步的话 我赢了 Let's do it normally. But with the Le Mans start, I won.
是的，但那只因为你最合适那车 Yes, but that is just because you are the fittest.
我赢了勒芒式起步 我们来做一次老男孩版本的起步 I won the Le Mans start. Let's do an old man's version.
难道我应该把脚放在刹车上？耶！成功了！ Do I have to have my feet on the break? Yes!
我应该是第一，我有最好的马力重量比 我的车最快 I should be all right here. I have the best power-to-weight ratio. I have the fastest car.
序列式变速箱 很好的视线 Sequential gearbox, good view ahead.
3 2 1 And three, two, one...
起步很好 进2档 Great start into second.
小子，都跑这么远了！ Boy, did they get away!
到100了
杰里米已经停下来了，我还要过去 Jeremy has stopped on the way. I will have to go past.
我不确定这显示的是英里每小时速度表 可能是油压显示表 I am not sure that is miles an hour. That might be fuel pressure.
确实不是速度表 所以我们回到起点再来 It was, so we went back to the start line to try again.
3 2 Three, two...
不！ No!
詹姆斯在说到2的时候就走了 James went on two.
真荒唐！ This is ridiculous.
所以我们回来 排队尝试第四次 So we lined up for attempt number four.
三个成年男人测试三辆车的0-100-0时间 这很难吗？ How hard can it be for three grown men to see which is the fastest from nought to 100 then back again?
3 2 1 Three, two, one.
天！ God!
怎么会这样？ Why has that happened?
已经100了吗？ Is that 100 already?!
100.
他为什么这么快就刹车了？ Why did he break so soon?
噢！ Ow!
最终事实浮出水面，詹姆斯庆祝过早了 As it turned out, James' celebrations were premature.
他读的速度表是千米每小时 He had been reading his speedometer in kilometres an hour.
我靠！ Oh, cock!
还有更糟的 Still, it could be worse.
95到弯道了 不得不...噢！ 95. Now there is a corner and going to have to do... Oh!
70 80 噢！又是弯道 70, 80, oh, a corner.
这不可能 This is impossible.
詹姆斯决定不再比赛 James decided that rather than do the test again,
他要用数学证明他的车最快 he would show his car was the fastest using maths.
我的一张纸上有这一事实 I have a sheet of all the facts.
-你的重量是我的两倍 -是的 等等 Yours weighs almost twice as much as mine. Yes. Hang on.
他还没有到100 He is still not doing 100.
75, 80, 85. Aah!
速度表都坏了 Now the speedo has died.
它有比布加迪威龙更强的推重比 It has a better power-to-weight ratio than the Bugatti Veyron.
每吨有517马力 517 horsepower per ton.
我被迫同意詹姆斯的这一结论 I was forced to agree with James' conclusions.
所以，我想到了一个新的测试 So I came up with a new test.
推杆助力的悬挂对于弯道是手到擒来 Cornering is everything and with pushrod-actuated suspension,
我过弯比你们快 I will go round corners faster than you can.
毋庸置疑 And there is no arguing with that.
我不同意,事实上,我手头上有些照片 There is, actually, because I have had these photographs printed and they are all
是关于X-bows的，都是在它们出弯后的照片 photos of X-bows just after they have done some cornering.
这张是停在树上的 它正挂在起重机上 That one is parked in a tree. It is hanging from a crane near a tree.
这是出弯后 That is just outside a bend there.
弯道旁的一条沟 A ditch near a bend.
靠着弯道，看啊！ Near a corner. Look at that.
尽管这些证据 Even though there was evidence
表明我将在弯道测试中撞死 to suggest I would be killed by a cornering test...
制片人说 理查德的遭遇也好不到哪去 Richard would not fare much better either - the producer said
我们将测试哪辆车在发卡弯中最快 we should see which car would be fastest through the old hairpin.
由于我们在读速度表时都有麻烦 Because we were having such trouble reading our speedos,
他们安装了一具警用雷达测速器 they set up a police style radar trap.
为什么今天所有东西都坏了？不知道 Why is everything breaking today? I do not know.
为什么这种事不发生在警察身上？不发生 Why doesn't that happened to the police? It doesn't.
NHS电脑罢工了 The NHS computer would not work.
有一个人可以为我们打印出字条 There is a man who can print out a receipt for us.
他会告诉我们弯道速度 He will tell us the cornering speed.
测速机工作后 我动身还击詹姆斯的照片伪证 With the speed equipment working, I set off to disprove James' photographic evidence.
这不只是推杆助力悬架 It is not just the pushrod-actuated suspension,
这轮胎行驶得很稳 it's the tyres that will put me in good stead.
非常抓地的胎 Very sticky tyres.
-我怀疑他对推杆助力悬架有了点了解 -我不知道 I doubt he has a clue what pushrod suspension is. No idea.
时间是？69.419m/h 算好吗？不知道 And the time is? 69.419 miles an hour. Is that good? I have no idea.
然后轮到詹姆斯上场了 Then it was James' turn.
听啊 他把引擎转速开到了红色区域了 Listen to that. He has gone right up nearly to the red light.
要去哪？对，往这个方向 Where does it go? Yes, down here. Here we go.
他走的是正确的路线 He went the right way.
他会走正确的路线的 He was going the right way
站得高看得远，你看看他表现如何？ but did you see how far he was from the apex?
-他多快? -59 How fast was he? 59.
我们叫他什么来着？他的绰号 What do we call him? What's his nickname?
飞速船长 Captain Quick.
不是 It isn't that.
终于，理查德吃了壮胆药，进了三轮车 Finally, Richard took a brave pill and stepped into the tricycle.
我很迷茫 I am so screwed here.
轮胎！这不是宽胎 The wheels! Those are not wide tyres.
推杆发挥作用了吗？ What do they do, the pushrods?
很多事不靠谱 它们必须超越极限 Many things. They must do something specific.
他们不让引擎运转 推杆对悬挂有什么作用？ They don't make the engine go. What do they do in the suspension?
所有的地方都有所提升 Everything better.
悬挂，是的，是的 Suspension. Yes, yes.
我有 那有一部分 那还有一部分 I have some. Some there and some there.
后面还有一点 And a bit back there.
不止这些 More than that.
-就是更好了 -为什么 -事实正是如此 -是的 但是 到底因为什么？ They're better. Why? They just are. Yes, but why?
很多理由 Many reasons.
加油，我的三轮车伙计 Come on, my little three-wheeled friend.
他来了 脱帽致敬 Here he comes. Doff your hats.
提枪致礼 Roll out the barrel.
老熨斗 老熨斗...(一首儿歌) Any old iron, any old iron Any, any, any old iron...
我要把油门踩到底，啊啊啊！ I am going to give it the full Stirling Moss. Ya-a-ah!
你看见他把肘部僵在那里吗？ Did you see him clinging on with his elbow?
你可以看到他手臂上的青筋 You could see the sinews in his arm.
这是来自30年代的声音 The sound is from the 1930s.
当他穿越的时候屏幕有没有变成黑白的Did the picture go black and white as he went past?
哇哦..! Wow!
哈蒙德, 詹姆斯最快的圈速是59.8秒.. 你最快的是, Hammond, James' fastest time was 59.8. Your fastest time,
60.4秒.. 60.4.
啊哈..! 用一辆摩根, 太棒了.. Ha-ha! In the Morgan, well done.
詹姆斯和我非常期待理查德的车 James and I had been greatly looking forward to Richard's car
会在转弯的时候翻车.. falling over in the cornering challenge.
但是他没有, 所以我们迅速想出了另一个办法.. Since it hadn't, we quickly came up with another idea.
原地漂移画圈圈, 我们看谁可以转出最好的圈.. Doughnuts. We're going to see which one of us can do the best doughnuts.
这是詹姆斯的主意.. It was James' idea.
你是专门提出这个挑战来难为我的车吧 Are you trying to think of challenges that you think my car can't do?
是啊, 哦，不是的.. Yes. No.
麻烦就是我也不觉得X-bow有多好.. The trouble is I didn't think the X-bow would be much good either.
我不太确信这些黏黏的轮胎能正常工作.. I am not sure, with these tyres, which are so sticky, that this is going to work.
这像是在强力胶上开车.. It's like driving on superglue.
轮你了..事实是他确实表现不错 You do it. So he did and he was rather good.
这是一个圈..詹姆斯在转圈圈.. That is a doughnut. James May doing a doughnut.
这像是在看一个牧师玩扑克.. That is like watching a vicar play poker.
脱衣扑克.. Strip poker.
随后, 我们一直在等待.. Then came the moment we'd all been waiting for.
女士们先生们, Ladies and gentlemen,
坐下来准备笑掉你们的大牙.. sit back now and get ready to laugh your ears off.
现在哈蒙德杯具了.. As Hammond does a dough.
他只有一个后轮,,所以他不可能画圈圈.. It only has one wheel so he can't do a full doughnut.
这怎么可能..? How is that possible?
哈哈哈哈..! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
你没料到这个, 对吧..? You didn't expect that, did you?
这是一个傻逼测试.. It was a stupid test.
因为我赢了.. Because I won.
这个时候, 我们决定抛弃测试, At this point, we decided to abandon the tests
去做人们在赛道日做的事..驾驶.. and do what people do on track days drive.
这个设计也许和杰里米一样老.. This design may be as old as Jeremy,
但是如果你对车的驾驶感 but if you are interested in the sensation of driving a car
以及驾驶这方面的事情都有兴趣的话, 你会爱上他的.. and everything that involves, then you will love this.
我知道杰里米一直在抱怨他的悬架, I know Jeremy's blathering on about pushrods,
但是这个同样也有相当复杂的悬架.. but this has quite sophisticated suspension as well.
完全是可调的 Fully adjustable,
而且我们不应该忘记, 卡特汉姆现在是一支F1车队.. and let's not forget that Caterham now is an F1 team.
事实上, 我对我的车只有一个小意见.. 'In fact, I had only one complaint about my car.'
装个挡风玻璃成不..?! Put a windscreen on it!
哦哦哦哦..! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
我本希望它能在到达极限的时候 I was expecting it to be quite sudden
冲刺一把，但是它没有..! when you get to the limit, but it isn't!
这是非常仁慈的.. It's remarkably forgiving.
但是, 如果我要批评这辆车, But if I've got one criticism of this car,
我会说它有点...安全, 有点软.. I'd say it's a bit... safe, a bit soft.
这似乎被都他们修改过了 让大家都容易驾驶.. It's almost like they've edited it to make it easy for everybody.
我不能完全肯定, 严格来说, I'm not entirely sure that this is, strictly speaking,
像这样的赛道车, 娘亲呀, 太好玩了..! a track-day car as such. But God, it's fun!
驾驶此车真的让我体会到了久违的乐趣 I'm having more fun than I remember having in a long time, actually.
0-60英里加速4.5秒 最高时速115英里每小时.. 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, top speed 115mph.
两个大活塞转呀转.. Two big pistons firing away.
哈哈哈..! Ha-ha-ha!
在赛道日, 当然, 这里总有一个规定.. On a track day, of course, there's always one absolute rule.
禁止赛车.. No racing.
必须超过詹姆斯..! Must get past James!
必须超过.. Must overtake.
卡特汉姆有一个2升的发动机.. Two-litre engine in that Caterham
你会在福特S-Max里找到同样的动力单元.. is the same basic unit you find in a Ford Galaxy people carrier,
但这个的2升涡轮增压是来自高尔夫GTi的.. whereas the two-litre turbo in this is from a Golf GTi.
更加牛逼.. It's just better.
好嘞, 现在有个问题.. Right, now here's the problem.
詹姆斯没有一点空间意识 James has no spatial awareness at all,
所以没有办法知道他下一步准备做什么.. so there's no way of knowing what he's going to do next.
下一步做什么捏..? What happens next?
哦, 哈哈..! Oh, ha-ha!
老子好像跑出赛道了.. I might have gone off a bit there.
杰里米冲进沙砾喽, 哈哈哈哈哈.. Jeremy's in the gravel Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha...
哦, 吼吼吼..! Oh, ho-ho-ho!
现实很令人惊奇,你不可以打小孩的嘴巴 It is incredible to think that today, you aren't allowed to
或者让狗去捉工棚里的老鼠, smack a child or ask your dogs to get rid of the rats in the shed,
但是当下你可以来做这个..! and yet you CAN do this!
100英里每小时, 也许吧.. 100mph, probably.
太棒了, 你和你的同伴在这里晃悠.. Just brilliant - you and your mates just belting round
沉醉于汽车带来的激情.. indulging your passion for cars.
更棒的是, 它的花销比一张超速罚单要低.. 'And better still, it costs less than a speeding ticket.'
总之..! 无限乐趣尽涵其中 Anyway! How much fun was that?
老弟..! Loads!
这太棒了..!一天只需100块 就可以享受100英里每小时的乐趣 It was brilliant! You pay, what, 100 quid, and you get a day doing 100mph.
- 但是你开不到的.. - 瞧, 比乐趣的话, 我的是最好的.. Well, YOU don't. Look, as a fun car, mine was best.
等一下, 哈蒙德.. Hang on a minute, Hammond.
当时的想法是找出最棒的赛道车, 对吧..? The idea was to find out which was the best track-day car, yeah?
- 当然就是我的.. - 很对, 这车就是.. And that was mine. He's right, it was.
-啥子..? -它就是..我的..我的意思是 我知道 What? No, it was. Mine... I mean, I know it has
它有推杆激活悬架, 还降低了重量.. pushrod activated suspension, which moves the weight in-board and...
还有那个东西叫神马..? What's the other thing it does?
- 校准.. - 好吧, 不感兴趣.. By adjusting... No, I'm not interested.
额, 尽管有这些, 它还是非常重.. Er, despite all of that, it feels a bit heavy
有些平庸有些无聊.. and a bit predictable and a bit boring.
但是这台摩根让人眼前一亮, 它刺激而独特.. This is where the Morgan shines. It is exciting and different
它在开起来的时候会震动.. and it vibrates as you drive it.
嗯嗯, 我要打岔, 如果可以, Mm-hmm. Let me interrupt, if I may.
谁想看看试替哥驾驶这摩根 Who here would like to see The Stig
在我们的赛道上跑圈..? attempting to get that Morgan round our track?
开播.. Play the tape.
他出发了, 那一个后轮在努力争取抓地力.. And he's off. The single rear wheel fighting for grip.
我这辈子还没见过这么奇葩的东西.. 看起来不错.. Never seen anything as ridiculous as that in my whole life. Looks great.
他这是要去哪儿 他快要失误了 Where's he going there?! Oh, he nearly lost it!
但他还是HOLD住了 快看 But he's held it together. Look at that!
他顺利地过了第一弯 Yes, he's made it round the first corner.
他疯狂地冲了过来 进入芝加哥弯 There he is, looking terrified. As he comes into Chicago.
他在漂移 是的 你们说的没错 他真的在漂移 Oh, he's drifting it! He is actually drifting it, you're right.
我对在锤头弯会发生什么很有兴趣 来了 Be interesting to see what happens in Hammerhead. Here we are.
那台1.9升双缸发动机里是满满的牵引力 That little 1.9-litre twin-cylinder engine's got so much torque,
设计师只好为它量身定做了一个 叫外八字式悬挂系统 they had to invent and fit something called a radial deflection damper
因此它没有装上马自达MX5的变速箱 so it didn't lunch the Mazda MX5 gearbox. Really.
好的，他现在至少已经达到了45英里/小时 Yes. OK, well he must be up to at least 45mph now.
不他在轮胎墙降档了 可能只有40 No, he's changing down for the Follow-through, to maybe 40.
当然他乐在其中 Yeah, but he's having fun!
错过了路面凹痕 所以他没有伤到自己的脊柱 Missing the dent there, so he doesn't break his spine,
如果他有脊柱的话 if indeed he's got a spine.
哇 Whoa!
他完全错过了刹车点 看上去非常艰难 Struggling to... He's missed the apex there quite badly.
只剩下Gambon了 他能不能顺利地过了那个弯呢 Only Gambon to go - can he make it round there without incident?
当然。哦 等一下，他失败了 Yes... no, wait! He's lost it!
他倒着冲过了终点 And across the line backwards!
我这里有圈速 I have the times.
因为卡特汉姆之前在我们这里跑过 所以我们知道它的成绩是 Now, the Caterham, as we know, cos it's been around before,
1分17秒9 did a 1:17.9.
X-bow今天早上在这里跑出了一分27秒整 The X-bow we ran this morning, 1:27 dead.
而摩根的圈速是 And the Morgan...
1分40秒4 1:40...
快接近一年了 point 4, which is the same as one year.
这真是个悲剧 It's pathetic.
它是我们这里开的最快的三轮车 That is the fastest three-wheeler we've ever had round our track.
而我们开过的唯一的另外一辆三轮车是 万金罗宾 The only other three-wheeler we ever had was the Reliant Robin,
试替哥开着它在第一个弯翻车了 那货比这车慢好多 and he fell over in that in the first corner. And that was faster.
所以我们得出结论 摩根比万金罗宾汉快好多 So there we are. The Morgan is faster than a Reliant Robin.
反正我们等下会接着说这段 Anyway, we will be picking that up again later on,
所以如果你想看我们继续出丑 so if you want to see us endure the most dreadful misery,
那就不要换台 但现在是新闻时间 please stick with us. But now, it's the news.
好的听着 我这里有一张 Right, listen. I have got a photograph of
法拉利599的换代产品的照片 the replacement for the Ferrari 599, here it is.
法拉利称其为F12 Berlinetta It's called the F12 Berlinetta.
他比599要小 It's smaller than a 599,
所以听上去不错 重量更小,动力更强劲 which is a good thing, it's also lighter and more powerful.
它有一台730匹马力的V12引擎 It's got a 730-horsepower V12.
哇偶 730匹马力 V12？V12！ Wow. 730! V12? V12!
你是不是那个所谓的Jeremy Clarkson先生 Are you not the same Mr So-Called Jeremy Clarkson
在一个月前的节目里 who on this programme but a month ago,
驾驶了那辆兰博基尼Aventador driving the Lamborghini Aventador,
说“这是V12的绝唱。 said, "This is the last of the V12s. From now on,
从今天起，所有的引擎都会安装涡轮。” 是你说的么 -对 是我 "all engines will have turbos on them." You did say that. I did say that.
那你现在怎么解释？蠢蛋 确实是我说的 And now how do you feel? Foolish. I did say.
-你说的时候口气还非常斩钉截铁 -我确实很确信，但我错了 You were really unequivocal on that. I was unequivocal, but I was wrong.
这是自1974年以来第一次听到你道歉 Yes. For the first time since 1974.
最近雪铁龙给我们发了一张照片 Now. Citroen has sent us a picture of this.
这是DS4的运动版 Now this is a sporty version of the DS4,
我觉得它看上去很棒 and I think it looks rather good.
256匹的1.6升涡轮增压引擎 256 horsepower from its 1.6-litre turbo engine.
和Mini Cooper的引擎一样 不错 Same engine as you get in a Mini Cooper. It's not bad.
我觉得这车还行 我挺喜欢的 I think that looks rather good. I prefer this, though.
这是雷诺梅甘娜265 这车搭载了。。。 This is the, er, Renault Megane 265, which has got...
让我来猜猜265代表着它有多少马力呢 265 - let me guess how many horsepower that's got. Have a go.
是312匹呢还是318匹呢？不 Is it 312? No. Is it 8? No.
到底是多少呢？265匹！啊 What is it? 265. Is it?! Yeah.
好一辆大马力车 它还有一个智能的差速器 It's quite a powerful car, and it's got a clever diff,
你知道它的底盘被剪掉了一节 悬挂超硬 it has a cut chassis, it's got, you know, stiffened springs,
一堆这样的东西 all that sort of thing.
售价26000万英镑 和高尔夫GTI差不多 It's 26,000, which is sort of Golf GTI money.
我觉得它看上去不错啊 除了那个红色的刹车卡钳 I think that looks brilliant. Except for the red brake callipers.
红色的卡钳怎么了 What's wrong with red brake callipers?
你的生活是有多空虚寂寞啊 How empty and shallow and pointless and meaningless
空洞短浅扯淡无聊才会说 “啊我要红色的刹车卡钳” must your life be for you to say, "Yes. I'd like red brake callipers"?
我的菲亚特500TwinAir就有红色的刹车卡钳 它们看上去多有爱啊 I've got red brake callipers on my Fiat 500 TwinAir. They look cute!
-简直棒极了 -你为什么会那么做？ They look great! Why have you got them?
我买车的时候销售员跟我说 “你想不想要红色的刹车卡钳？” When I bought it, the man said, "Would you like red brake callipers?"
-我说“好呀” -Hammond，我有一次在一个酒吧里 一个男的朝我走过来 And I said, "Yes, I would." But Hammond, I was once in a pub, and a man came up to me
对我说"你想不想让我抽你一巴掌" and he said, "Do you want a smack in the mouth?"
我拒绝了，因为你可以说“不” “你需要XX么？”“不！”懂么?! And I said no, because you can say no! "Do you want some?" "No!" You see?
你要为这对卡钳额外加钱么 是的。多少钱？300镑 Did you have to pay extra for them? Yes. How much? 300.
但他们看上去很棒啊 你是怎么跟你孩子解释的 But they look great...! How'd you explain that to your family?!
“对不起孩子们 我们这礼拜不能去Countrywide吃饭了 "I'm sorry, kids, we can't go to Countrywide for our lunch this week
因为你老爸为刹车卡钳上漆的时候 把钱花掉了” "because Daddy's spent all the money painting his brake callipers red."
等一下。怎么了？ 他说那个刹车卡钳要300快 Hold on a minute. What? He said they were 300.
他们一整年都不能去那了！欧！ They won't be able to go to Countrywide all year! Oi!
听着 哈蒙德和我上个礼拜去了莫斯科 Ooh, hey, listen. Hammond and I went to Moscow last weekend.
我们不是去度蜜月的。不 不是去度假的 It wasn't a honeymoon thing. No, more a spur-of-the-moment thing.
我们不会做这样的事情 We weren't hand-holding or anything like that.
在红场上有人滑冰 There was some ice skating going on in Red Square,
我们想去围观的 we thought we'd go and have a look at this.
但那里只有。。。 But there was...
你可以看到我们眼前只有奥迪 The only gap in the fence where you could see, Audi,
他们在这里停了一辆Q3作为广告 所以你不能围观别人滑冰了 as a marketing thing, had parked a Q3 there, so we couldn't see.
有人告诉我们有个酒吧 So never mind, somebody told us about this bar, OK?
这个12层高的酒吧 可以看到克林姆林宫,红场和圣巴西尔大教堂 So 12th-story bar, and it overlooked the Kremlin and Red Square and Basil's.
我们想要透过巨大的框式窗户看看 We thought big picture windows, we'll have a look.
于是我们一路往上爬 So we went all the way over there, climbed up the top.
然后哈蒙德拍了一张照片 大家看 Now, Hammond took a picture of the view we had - here it is.
这里还有一辆 It was another...
你可以看到一丁点克林姆林宫 You can actually see bits of the Kremlin,
但图片里大部分都是这辆愚蠢的奥迪Q3 but mostly you could just see the stupid Audi Q3.
我们不是去看这个的！ We hadn't gone to see that!
奥迪的人一定是想 Somebody at Audi has obviously thought,
“所有人一定来这里都会去看那些的 "All these people are going to these places to look at things,
那么让他们瞧瞧我们的车子吧 "so let's have them look at our cars!"
你不是在开玩笑吧 You are not joking.
我这里有一张老特拉福德球员通道的照片 I've got a photo here of the players' tunnel at Old Trafford.
你们看 就在路中央 There you go. In the way!
那是吉格斯和皮尔斯（斯卡尔斯） 就是那个生姜头，管他叫什么 Giggs and Pearce there - or whatever his name is, that ginger.
但你看不见他因为被那辆奥迪挡住了 正确 But you can't see him cos there's an Audi in the way! Exactly.
我还有一张大峡谷的照片 I've got another picture of the Grand Canyon.
这些都是真实的照片 不仅仅只有车子 These are real pictures! It's not just cars either.
再来看看悉尼歌剧院 你们看 Fancy having a look at the Sydney Opera House? Here it is.
哦 不！你根本看不见，因为有一辆。。。 他们到底想怎样？！ Oh, no! You can't see it, there's... What are they doing?!
我们把船停在了它前面吧！ 我担心的是 We parked our boat in front of it! What worries me
还有多少世界美景等着被他们摧残 is how many views in the world that they could still ruin.
这是泰姬陵 Here's the Taj Mahal.
我很喜欢金字塔 I've always fancied seeing the Pyramids.
但你还是看不见。你瞧 But you can't. There you are.
还有电影“本能”中的镜头。你们看 Or the scene from Basic Instinct. There you go.
你想要看的东西又一次被奥迪挡住了 Once again, an Audi in the way of what you actually want to see.
对了，几个星期前 我们进行了一次比赛 OK. A couple of weeks ago, the three of us went motor-racing,
大家会在下星期的节目中看到。 但我先要给大家看看 for something you'll see in next week's show. I bring it up now
因为我在和哈蒙德比赛的时候 发现他实际上是阿兰普罗斯特（F1世界冠军）。 because I discovered while racing against Hammond that he is actually Alain Prost.
真的嘛？你是指 赛车教授，精密计算过完路线然后。。 Really? You mean like The Professor, calculating and...
不不 不是指那个 No, not that, no.
我意思是，他和对手竞争 在弯角失去位置的时候 What I mean is, when he has lost the corner to a superior driver,
他就会试着把对方撞出赛道 he tries to ram that driver off the road.
我没有！你有！我还记得那个弯 我都快蹭到你了 I did not! You did! I remember the corner. I rubbed you, at most.
你像大卫海耶在德国击败对手一样蹭我 You rubbed me like David Haye rubbed that man in Germany.
那不是刮蹭老兄 我只是走线有一点点靠向你罢了 That wasn't rubbing, mate! I ran a bit... I leaned on you at most.
我走线有点宽 等一下 I ran a bit wide. Now hang on a minute.
因为我没参与到这场比赛中 Because I wasn't in this race,
而是在一个长满野草的土堆上围观 然后 but I was watching it from a grassy knoll, and...
我认为哈蒙德的做法是极其正确的。 谢谢你 I was! I think Hammond behaved correctly. Thank you.
我说的是真话 他车上有车载摄像头 I did. There were on-board cameras in his car,
那我们下星期就来看看这段 你会看到的 so next week, we'll have a look at the footage, and you'll see.
你说得对 车载摄像头是关键，但我会来做裁决 You're right, the on-board footage will be key to it, but I will be the steward.
我来主持公正 I shall adjudicate.
我没叫你来裁决。 什么？你连玩"大富翁"都会作弊的! I'm not having you judging. What? You can't play a game of Monopoly without cheating.
不你不能 他确实在"大富翁"中作弊了 我们玩了一会儿然后他就作弊了 No, you can't. He did cheat at Monopoly. I played these two and he cheated!
我们玩了四个小时然后你作弊了 我没有 We played for four hours and you cheated! I did not cheat!
你毁了比赛 你抢劫了银行。这里有一个。。。 You ruined the game! You robbed the bank! There was a...
现实世界中潜在的银行抢劫犯 你不可能在“大富翁”得到这些 There was a bank robbery. You don't get those in Monopoly,
我觉得如果银行被抢了会让游戏变得更真实 and I thought it would make it more authentic if the bank was robbed.
你偷了它！ 你是个骗子，一个谎言家，一个抢劫犯 You stole it! So you're a cheat, a liar and a burglar!
如果要我运用裁决手段评判这场赛车事故 If I'm going to use a judge for this motoring incident,
我会用电视回放技术 因为他的手段太高超了 I'm going to use Ofcom, because they are wise.
别跑题了，别跑题了 然后是你 Don't go there. Don't go there. And you,
你会在你家人面前被击毙的 you are going to be shot in front of your family. LAUGHTER
看吧，有些话是可以在镜头前说的 我的天 Something, it turns out, you can say on television. Oh, for God's sake!
你的所作所为 就像把腿从捕熊夹里抽出来 Yeah, what you've done there, Jeremy, is taken leg out of the bear trap,
俯下身把头伸了进去 turned round and put your head in instead. Donk!
-你就是个傻瓜 -总之 今天的新闻播送完了 You're an idiot. Anyway, that is the end of the news. Now,
来说点更严肃的 matters more serious.
在第二次世界大战期间 我们Top Gear的测试跑道 Back in the Second World War, the Top Gear test track was home,
是一个战斗机中队的大本营. at one stage, to a squadron of Spitfires.
而在赛道上碧蓝的天空中 And the skies above it were a giant blue canvas on which
一群勇敢的英国,德国飞行员 the brave airmen, British and German,
用飞机划过的痕迹,创造他们的传奇. could weave their feathered artistry using contrails and phosphorous.
当时的画面一定非常棒. It must have been incredible.
突然间,我们听到了飞机的轰鸣声. Suddenly we heard the drone of planes behind us.
调转机身,看见了4架战机, Turned round and saw a line of four fighters,
敌机的子弹从机枪中射出划过蓝天. and tracer bullets from machine guns and pom-poms were cutting through the air.
这是多么的美丽.这是多么的惨烈. 这是多么的英勇. There was beauty. There was death. There was skill.
而那激动人心的轰鸣... And then there was the soundtrack...
今天又回到了我们的赛道. which today is back.
你现在听到的是宝马46L,V12引擎的轰鸣， What you're listening to here is a 46-litre BMW V12,
而这引擎过去是曾用于 an engine that was originally used
传奇的亨克尔He-111轰炸机. to power the Heinkel He 111 bomber.
但是,现如今它却作为一辆汽车发动机. Only, as you can see here, it's being used now to power a car.
这辆车叫Brutus(布鲁图). The car they call the Brutus.
我提及的这辆所谓的"车", Well, when I say "car",
底盘来自一辆1907年纽约的消防车. the chassis is actually taken from a 1907 New York fire engine.
传动机构可能是过去死神用来 The chain drive from a machine the Devil uses to rotisserie
炙烤惹怒他的人的. those who displease him.
刹车 似有似无. And the brakes, well, they exist
也许只有疯子才能造出这个东西来. only really in the imagination of the madman who built this thing.
这个造车的人太疯狂, A man so mad, he's going to let me
他想让我用这家伙原地打转. take his extraordinary creation for a spin.
首先,你要打开油压系统. First, you pull on the fuel pumps.
- 点火装置上有两个按钮. - 没错. These are these two buttons above the ignition. Yep.
- 然后你要弹出这个按钮. - 那个按钮是干嘛的? Then you have to pull out this button. What's that one?
- 这个是用来减压的. - 天哪,没错. This is the decompression. Oh, Christ, right!
发动时,你要按这个黑色的按钮. And then you have to start with the black button.
给点油门. A little gas.
哇! Whoa!
所有的气缸都都这样暴露在外面, 疯狂的工作. All the explosions are happening on the outside of the engine.
哦-哦-哦-哦-哦! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
与此同时,Brutus向我的老脸上喷炙热的油. 'Almost immediately, Brutus began to spit hot oil into my face.'
啊!出什么问题了?! Aaah! What was that?!
我的噩梦才刚刚开始. 'And that was just the start of my problems.'
哦!这辆车扭矩太大了, 而后轮的抓地力实在太差, Oh! There's so much torque and so little grip from the rear wheels,
即使你开始减速了, 它仍然让你的后轮不断的空转. that if you even go near the throttle, you get massive wheelspin.
你看看.它太复杂了! Look at that. Oh, this is so complicated!
操控根本无从谈起 All the controls are on the outside of the car
刹车,油门踏板毫无用武之地. and the pedals are the wrong way round.
这就像你本来打算做填字游戏. It's like trying to do a crossword puzzle
但却发现最终要被老虎吃掉! while you're being eaten by a tiger!
刹车毫无作用. No brakes, nothing. No.
这个刹车完全罢工了. No point using the brakes, they don't work.
过弯!过弯!你个暴力车! Turn! Turn, you brute!
不对,不是这个踏板! No, that's the wrong pedal!
对,这个才是减压的,不错. Yes, that's the throttle, that's good.
说实在,这完全是Sodom和Gomorrah, 再加上一个方向盘. (Sodom和Gomorrah源自圣经，皆指邪恶之地) Basically, this is Sodom and Gomorrah with a steering wheel.
这就是它的本来面目. That's what it is.
显然,用一个飞机引擎来造车 是件白痴的事情. 'Plainly, then, putting an aeroplane engine in a car is idiotic.
真的是这样吗? 'Or is it?'
对于旁观者而言, 这辆车看上去像20年代的宾利. 'To the casual observer, this looks like a '20s Bentley.
一辆4次斩获勒芒赛冠军的神车. 'A car that won Le Mans four times.
一辆连Ettore Bugatti(布加迪创始人) 都要称其为"宇宙最快的卡车"的神车. 'A car Ettore Bugatti called "the fastest lorry in the world". '
但是它确实去年才生产的, 'But actually, it was built last year,
在德文郡,几个叫Bob的人创造了它. 'in Devon, by a man called Bob.'
他和他的小团队手工打造了全铝车身. He and his little team hand-crafted the aluminium body
以及木质的车架. and the wooden frame.
底盘是来自1930年劳斯莱斯的幻影, 而制动系统? The chassis is from a 1930 Rolls-Royce Phantom, and the brakes?
使用的是现代的刹车装置 这非常有必要， Well, they're big modern discs, which are needed,
因为要考虑到这引擎盖下的神兽. because of what's under the bonnet.
一台27L,V12的引擎 'In essence, that's the same 27-litre V12
就像你站在一位喷火战机面前. 'that you would find in the front of a Spitfire.'
没错.拥有64L的冷却剂 Right. 64 litres of coolant
54L的机油 不断地循环工作. and 54 litres of engine oil are now circulating and warming up.
天那. What a thing.
我们来试试. Here we go.
我们有变速器. We've got a gear there.
先进的刹车,方向盘助力. 'It may have modern brakes and power steering
还有自动变速箱, 但是在这4个轮子上面... 'and an automatic gearbox, but from behind the wheel...'
天哪!太强大了! God Almighty!
感觉就像是James May的自动擦鞋机. (没想到JM大叔这么高端...) 'It feels about as modern as James May's shoe-cleaning kit.'
我现在做的唯一事情就是开车. What I'm doing now is driving.
当你坐在一辆现在汽车里,仅此而已. 但是这辆车完全不同! In a modern car you just sit there and things happen. Not in this!
无穷的操控感麻痹你全身. Massive sensory overload as you drive around in it.
你可以感知车子的每一点. And towering above everything is the knowledge
引擎盖之下的心脏来自喷火式战机! that up there under that bonnet is the engine from a Spitfire!
把一台喷火式战机的引擎塞进车里 Putting a Spitfire engine in a car
就像把Jolokia红辣椒硬塞进鸡蛋里. is like putting a whole Jolokia chilli in a boiled egg.
你一定会发现. You're going to notice.
你所做的. And you do.
你真真切切在做的！ You really do!
他们宣称这辆车的极速是160mph(257kmh) They say it has a top speed of 160mph.
它真的能比Brutus快吗? 'But can it really be faster than the insane Brutus?
我们来场加速比赛. 'Time, I think, for a drag race.'
历史惊人的相似,英国对阵德国. So. England vs Germany. Again.
三,二,一...出发! Three, two, one... Scramble!
我们来. Here we go. Oh, yeah.
哈-哈-哈-哈-哈-哈-哈! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
他有750匹马力, 我有650匹马力. He's got 750 horsepower, I've got 650.
我的车重3吨, 他的重2.4吨. My car weighs three tons, his weighs 2.4.
它的排量有46L, He's got 46,000CC,
我只有27L.但是你看看! I've only got 27,000. But look!
当然,有可能是Tommy pilots的水平比较差. Of course, it could be down to the skill of the Tommy pilots.
那操控如何呢? 过弯时候如何? 'So what about manoeuvrability? What about the corners?
我们调大车子的音量来看看. 'Well, let's cue the music and find out.'
哦!我是Robert Shaw (指挥家罗伯特·肖) Ahoy! I am Robert Shaw, and once again, Dunsfold is
Dunsfold(TG跑道)响彻着英德的空战声. echoing to the sound of an Anglo-German dogfight.
此时此刻 At this precise moment
我愿意把我的变速箱换成8挺机枪 I would gladly swap my automatic gearbox for eight Brownings.
Da-ga-da-ga-da-ga! Da-ga-da-ga-da-ga!
必须说一下,这是场毫无悬念的比赛. Truth be told, this was a walkover.
Brutus停不下来 基本无法过弯. The Brutus won't stop and it won't corner.
来啊,Jerry! Come on, Jerry!
但是"宾利"很容易做到这点. Whereas the Bentley will.
来啊!没错. Come on! Oh, yes.
这是一辆你必须试试的车. This is a car you really have to drive.
连你的颈背都能深深地感觉到. You have to take it by the scruff of the neck.
你的方向盘掌握着节流阀. You steer it using the throttle.
如果你想把车尾甩出去, 你唯一要做的就是, If you want to get the back end out, there's only one way to do so,
使用这无穷的动力.我们来试试. and that's to give it a bootful of power. There you go.
这辆车的伟大之处在于 This is one of those cars where the greatness is measured
它能让你更刺激 only in the diameter
使你全身都性奋起来 of the driver's testicles.
我爱这辆车! I love this thing. I love it!
事实上,Brutus也是为了驾驶乐趣而生的 The fact is, the Brutus was built for fun,
驾驶它就像在游乐场一样. to be a fairground attraction.
德国人也想表现一下他们的幽默. It's just the Germans displaying their usual sense of humour.
这辆"宾利"非常地英式. 尤其一本正经. The Bentley though is typically British. It's much more serious.
它也一如既往的精致. It's also exquisitely finished.
比如,地图灯来自兰卡斯特轰炸机. The map light, for example, is from a Lancaster bomber.
飞行员的后视镜上还镶嵌着 The aviator's rear-view mirror
高度计和温度计. incorporates an altimeter and an air temperature gauge.
它不是用来哗众取宠的东西. 是一辆真正的车. This isn't a toy or a fairground attraction. It's a real car.
它甚至还有松软的地毯. It even has squidgy carpets.
它能合法上路. 你会发现Devon Bob每天都开着它. And it's road legal. You could, says Devon Bob, use it every day.
如果你也这么做,可能会有两个问题. If you did do that, I can imagine there might be one or two issues.
这车里非常冷. It's very cold in here.
很显然,停车也是一件麻烦事. I'd imagine it's very hard to park and it is quite conspicuous.
假如你是一个私家侦探, 它真的不怎么好用. It wouldn't really work if you were, say, a private detective.
别人会发现你在跟踪他. People are going to notice you following them.
同时,还有油耗问题. Then there's the fuel consumption.
事实上,每加仑油只能跑2英里. Realistically, it's going to do two miles to the gallon.
有时也能跑3英里 Three at a pinch.
给油箱加满油要420英镑. And filling the tank would cost 420.
加上买车的钱. Plus there's the cost of buying the thing in the first place.
它要花费你50万英镑. It's 500,000.
我们来想想,假如你有这么多钱, The thing is though, if you have that kind of money,
你把这些钱放在银行里, 拿0.5%的利息 you could put it in the bank and get half a percent interest
早晨醒来还担心着银行是不是破产了 and wake up every morning terrified that the bank had gone bust.
那么你也可以选择买辆这个. Or you could spend it on one of these.
说实话,这是你有史以来,最明智的决定了. Frankly, that's the easiest decision you'd ever have to make.
不,等一下. No, hang on.
我不确定这是不是最好的决定. I'm not sure it is the easiest decision.
你还记得去年节目里的 Eagle E-Type Speedster吗? (详见S17E01) You know that Eagle E-Type Speedster we had on the show last year?
- 怎么啦? - 它也要50万英镑.你会选哪个? Yeah? That's half a million quid as well. So which would you have?
- 我恐怕我还是会选这个. - 这就是你的风格. I'd still have this, I'm afraid. It's very you.
它非常值得拥有. It's very desirable.
我知道你什么意思, 但是我还是会选择Eagle. I know what you mean but I think I'd rather have the Eagle.
它们非常相似.而且它也很伟大. 不管怎么样. It's very close. That's magnificent. Anyway, that's by the by.
现在是我们来看看这两台伟大的车 在我们赛道上的表现. Now it's time to find out how fast both these magnificent machines go round our track,
这就要交给我们的圈养车手. which of course means handing them over to our tame racing driver.
有人说它把鞋和录像带 Some say that he stores all his shoes and his cassette tapes
都藏在高速公路中心绿化带里. on the motorway central reservation.
自那以后,它可以安静地待上两个小时, And that since he can easily stay quiet for two hours,
所以它就感叹它为什么没有获奥斯卡奖. (调侃奥斯卡大赢家默片《艺术家》) he's wondering why he didn't win an Oscar!
有请Stig! All we know is he's called The Stig!
出发. And they're off.
从起点就开始咆哮, Popping and spluttering away from the line,
火力全开,溅出热浪. fuelled by fire and lashings of hot brimstone.
第一个弯过得很平顺. Moving at a stately pace up to the first corner.
Brutus带点侧滑. Brutus is sliding.
Stig通过方向盘掌握着一切. Stig actually has to look through the steering wheel of that thing.
完全没有问题,它轻巧应对. Not a problem since he can also see through walls... and clothes.
通过芝加哥弯,看上去不是很快. OK. Coming through Chicago, not looking fast
但是看上去还是很不错. but still rather splendid all the same.
来到锤头弯. 这边可能比较有意思. So down now to the Hammerhead. This could be interesting.
这周在我们赛道上有点像婴儿车. The thing we've had on the track this week basically has pram wheels.
都有一点侧滑.Brutus在拉烟. Both got a bit of a drift on. Brutus is smoking.
Jerry是不是有点过热了? Is Jerry hit?
不,是它巨大的引擎在燃烧. No, it's just that massive engine expressing its fury.
通过这里.马力全开. OK, follow-through. A chance to really open them up.
Stig觉得这声音很美妙, 因为它曾经是喷火战机的飞行员. Stig knows this sound well from when he was a Spitfire pilot.
快看,它们来了! Look at that. There they go!
还有一个问题, 假如"宾利"能承受160m/h的激素, This does beg the question, if the Bentley is capable of 160,
那赛道要多长才行? how long would you need to get there?
来到倒数第二个弯. 表现不错. Coming to the second to last corner. Still going nicely.
两个庞然大物冲过来! Two cathedrals going through that there!
撞线. And here we go across the line.
我这边是它们的成绩. I have the times here.
Brutus用时 The Brutus did it
2:02.5 in 2:02.5.
排在这里,倒数第二. So that's down there, second to last.
比脚踏车的保时捷快了16分钟. 16 minutes in front of the pedal-powered Porsche.
"喷火宾利", 1:50.3. The Spitfire Bentley, 1:50.3.
快了10秒. 比Hammond的自行车还慢. So 10 seconds faster and amazingly slower than Hammond's tricycle,
- 难以置信. - 什么? which is staggering. What?
在我们继续之前,我想问一下. 这个是不是机械增压的? Before we go on. Is that actually a supercharger?
这只是一个油冷,看上去像机械增压. 看上去像老式的宾利. It's an oil cooler made to look like a supercharger so it looks like a Blower Bentley.
- 所以它还不是机械增压? - 没错,它不是. So this isn't a supercharged engine? No, it isn't.
但是喷火战绩上的梅林引擎是机械增压的. 但它不是. But a Spitfire's Merlin was supercharged. But this isn't.
所以它就像是流星战机的陆地版本. Then that's the Meteor - the same engine but the land-based version.
没错,非机械增压版. 很明显... Yes. The un-supercharged one. Yes. And this obviously...
不好意思,我们没时间听你 Once again, we don't have time for your lecture
科普1941年至今的战机知识! on all aeroplanes since 1941!
但是我们要进行我们明星开廉价车的环节. I'm sorry but we do have to put a star in our reasonably priced car.
我们今天的嘉宾在考茨沃尔德(英国西南部)有个农场 Now, my guest tonight has a farm in the Cotswolds
他在那专心务农制造奶酪 但不知怎么却将要登上 where he makes cheese and yet weirdly he's been chosen to headline
今年奥运会闭幕式的舞台 the closing concert at this year's Olympic Games.
女士们先生们 有请来自污点乐队的 亚历克斯 詹姆斯! Ladies and gentlemen, from Blur, Alex James!
请坐 Have a seat.
-首先 -我需要喝点咖啡 我心跳得砰砰快 -Now, first of all... -I need coffee.My heart is beating like a train.
-绝对吓死人了 -你是说上赛道？ That is absolutely terrifying.Being on the track?
嘿 老兄 试替哥说放松就好 Oh, man. The Stig said just relax.
坐在铁笼里 头戴安全头盔 以超高速疾驰 Sit in a steel cage with a crash helmet on and drive really fast...
居然说什么放松！说的倒轻巧 And relax! Easy-peasy lemon squeezy.
首先 我由衷地向你祝贺 I wanted to begin by congratulating you heartily
恭喜你拿到终生成就奖 on your Lifetime Achievement Award.
非常感谢 Thank you very much!
在全英音乐奖上 除此以外 对你肯定还意味着什么 At the BRITs. It must have been something else.
没错 真的是太好了 能重新团圆 Well, it was utterly magnificent to get back together
能再次一起演奏那些曲子 and smash those songs out again.
当你在台上弹奏曲子时 Were you aware while up on stage, banging out tunes,
ITV（英国独立电视台）在台下耗尽了人品 that ITV had gone through the credits
我们只能看看卫生护垫广告 看看新闻 and we were watching an advert for panty liners and the news
你们有谁看到吗？你看全英音乐奖了吗？ Did anyone see that? Were you watching the BRITs?
他们居然就这么剪掉了 我们到底漏看了多少首歌？ They just cut it. How many songs did we miss?
不知道 我只是在台上奋力摇滚着 No idea. I was just up there rocking.
他们把你们切掉了 我倒是很想看你们的表演 可惜看不了 They cut you off. I wanted to watch Blur but we couldn't.
当然 你们因为奥运会的关系又重新聚首 Of course you are getting back together because of the Olympics.
准确来说是奥运会闭幕式庆典音乐会 The Olympics Closing Ceremony Celebration Concert is its full name.
在海德公园表演？ That's in Hyde Park?
对 不是奥运会 而是更加亲民的版本 Yes. It's not the Olympics. It's sort of a people's version.
没人能拿得到奥运会门票 不是吗？ Nobody managed to get tickets for the Olympics, have they?
还有谁一起表演？ Who else is playing?
有The Specials和 New Order 都是我们喜欢的乐队 We've got The Specials and New Order. All our favourite bands.
日子定在8月12日 现在票子都卖完了 That's going to be August 12th and it's all sold out
-我们还要发布首新歌 -你们还有新歌？ -and we have a new song to unveil. -You have a new song?
对 我早上还听来着 就像赞美诗一样赚人眼泪 Yeah. I listened to it this morning. It's like a hymn, a real tearjerker.
太棒了 真是令人期待 Fantastic. Look forward to that.
你的演艺事业在你还是童子军的时候就开始了吧 It all began, your show business career, when you were a Scout.
没错 我那时打扮得简直像女童子军一样 It did, in a Gang Show. I had to dress up as Big Brownie.
角儿还不小呢 其实也蛮好 锻炼演技 It was quite a big part. It was actually very good training.
如果你当着所有人的面打扮得像女童子军 你就不会怕Jeremy Paxman了 （英国记者 主持人） If you dressed up as a Brownie in front of everyone, you're not scared of Jeremy Paxman.
-那童子军团长呢？ -他其实都录下来了 -How was the scoutmaster? -He did film it.
他什么？他把你女童子军模样都拍下来了？ He what?!He filmed you as a Brownie?
是啊 我从来没看过那电影 A little bit, yeah. I never saw the film.
很显然你的女童子军形象 Obviously after you'd been a Brownie
让污点乐队的演艺生涯难上加难啊 you did hit the show business life hard with Blur.
我觉得 有些事情对你来说时过境迁 Well, I think things were different in those days.
你年轻时得到了你所有想要的 It gives you everything you want when you're young,
摇滚乐队一炮而红 being in a kick-ass rock 'n' roll band.
到处巡演 大把妞 大肆畅饮 Lots of travel, lots of girls, lots of booze.
我在你第一本书里读到 你在墨西哥的生日派对上出了点事？ What was that birthday party in Mexico that I read about in your first book?
孩子 去睡觉 Go to bed, kids.
快点 Now!
啊 你在对你的孩子说话 Yeah, your children.
你去上床睡觉 你爸爸要告诉我们他生日派对上的事 You go to bed while Daddy tells us all about his birthday party.
-是在墨西哥吧？-对 我们在那里吃得很好 -Where was it? Mexico? -Yeah. Great food in Mexico.
这简直像我在找锤头弯如何出弯一样 我在找台阶下啊！ This is like Hammerhead. I'm looking for the exit!
你在污点乐队里待了多久后 How far into your career with Blur was it
你的粉丝发现你的初恋是奶酪啊？ that the fans discovered that your first love was cheese?
在那之前 我是说… Oh, before... I mean...
-他们在酒店大厅里送我奶酪 -粉丝们？ -是的 -They presented it to me in hotel lobbies. -Fans did? -Yes.
大家都知道 我以喜爱奶酪而闻名 It was well known. I was well known for enjoying cheese.
Smash Hits杂志上写着“Alex喜欢奶酪” In Smash Hits it said "Alex likes cheese".
-用一个词组形容我 -奶酪？ -对 奶酪 -It was like the one word thing to describe me. -Cheese? -Cheese.
在日本他们用奶酪砸我 Yeah. I mean, they threw it at me in Japan,
可那奶酪还装在罐子里！ where it comes in tins!
-我不想在这剧透你的书 但你的书基本内容都是关于微小而伟大的奶酪 -没错 -I'm not here to plug your book but it's all Cheeses Great And Small,yeah? -Yes.
身为农夫 你为自己描绘了一幅不错的现状和前景 You paint this fantastic picture of becoming a farmer, which is what you now are.
我觉得这其实是个爱情故事 I guess it's a love story, really.
我本来是城市之子 夜间动物 I was very much a man of the city and a nocturnal creature.
但我遇见了一个女孩 坠入爱河 很快结婚 Then I met a girl, fell in love with her and we got married very quickly
度蜜月时觉得 买个农场倒不错 and thought it would be a really good idea to buy a farm on our honeymoon.
所以基本上我们结了婚就搬去农场 So we basically got married and moved to a farm
就在乐队解散的那当口 at the exact point that Blur disintegrated.
我那时才意识到我对农事了解很少 I very quickly realised I didn't know very much about farming.
-那后来进行得如何 不错吧？ -我超爱务农 -How's it gone? Well? -I absolutely love it.
确实 也有很多乐手最后跑去农场生活了 So many musicians do end up living on farms.
这简直像是注定的归宿地一样 It's sort of natural habitat.
你用的务农器具貌似不错 你有个拖拉机吧 The toys are quite good. You get a tractor.
我没有拖拉机 我有个迷你敞篷挖掘机 I haven't got a tractor. I've got a mini digger that's a Cabriolet.
驾驶舱是开敞的 我这周租了辆翻斗车 It has an open cab. I had a dumper this weekend, a three-foot dumper.
-仅需96磅25便士哦 -什么？ -用一周末 还包括增值税哦 -96.25 pound. -What? -For the weekend, including VAT.
看起来你确实沉迷其中啊 You really have got into the whole thing.
但你的汽车历史 看上去就没那么辉煌了 Your car history, that's not so brilliant, looking into it.
-你说什么呢？ -拜托！ -What are you talking about? -Come on!
告诉我们 你的第一辆车是什么 Tell the ladies and gentlemen what your first car was.
是一辆巧克力色的奥斯汀 It was a chocolate-brown Austin
奥斯汀 Allergo Allegro estate!
还有一个词能形容那种棕色 There's another word for that kind of brown as well.
注册号的前三个字母是URD And the first three letters of the registration were URD
所以被称为是便便车哦 and it was known as the Turd Machine!
它是我所拥有的最好的车 因为… And it is the best car I have ever, ever had because...
看起来这理由可以说很久 This is going to be the longest "because" in history.
不 是因为它所给予我的 No, because of what it gave me.
对于青少年来说 它就是自由 浪漫的象征 并且也是可以吸烟的地方 As a teenager, it's freedom, it's romance, it's somewhere to smoke.
你说得没错 乐队解散后 你不就再开它了？ You're absolutely right. After Blur, you got rid of the Allegro?
是的 做世界巡回演出时 你绝大部分时间都在机场里 Yes. Doing world tours, you spend so much of your time in airports.
很难形容 不 很好形容 一天要花好几个小时在机场 It's hard to describe. Well, it's easy to describe! Many hours a day.
今天在比利时 明天在法兰克福 If you're in Belgium today, Frankfurt tomorrow,
后天在(瑞士)琉森湖 就是游览了很多机场 Lucerne the day after, it's a lot of airports.
我和鼓手平摊费用买了架赛斯纳飞机 The drummer and I went halves on a Cessna.
-你从一辆Allegro一跃升级成买了架飞机？ -对 半架飞机 -You went from an Allegro to an aeroplane? Yeah! Half a Cessna.
听上去或许不错 但实际上就是在驾驶会飞的Allegro Sounds quite glamorous, maybe, but it was like a flying Allegro.
一点都不时髦 甚至连GPS都没有 真好玩 It wasn't posh. It didn't even have a GPS. It was amazing.
那你怎么操控？ How do you navigate?
用长波电台收摩尔斯电码 A longwave radio that picks up Morse code signals.
-所以你懂摩尔斯电码？- 嗯嗯 那代表A -So you can do Morse code? -Uh-huh. That's A!
是吗？别告诉詹姆斯 否则他会把你留在这里留一星期 Is it? Don't tell James. You'll be here for a week.
我们从Allegro说起 We've established it was Allegro.
-Allegro 半架赛斯纳飞机 -对 其实那飞机和Allegro没差 -Allegro, half a Cessna. -Half a Cessna, which was like an Allegro.
然后 我买了辆黑色厢式货车 可以放五个孩子 After that, well, I've got a van now, a black van. Five kids. Nice.
-货车？ -是一辆黑色的奔驰唯雅诺 A van? It's a black Mercedes Viano.
有8个座位 足够的空间容纳5个孩子加上奶奶 It's got eight seats, which is room for five kids and Granny.
-有电视屏幕吗？ -没有 -TV screens? -No, not TV screens.
我觉得孩子就应该在车里无聊透顶 I think it's really important for children to get bored in cars.
我就是这么喜欢上音乐的 星期天下午在车里听排行榜前40首 That's how I really got into music, listening to the top 40 in the car on a Sunday afternoon.
-但不给孩子在车里看电视？-绝对不行 -But no TV screens for the kids? -Oh, deary me, no. No.
我昨晚打电话给你 为了确认你今天是否能来做节目 I rang you last night to see if you were ready to come down and do this show
而你但是居然用电脑模拟这条赛道开车 and you were playing this track on a computer game.
我没法及时跑完 I couldn't get it in time. Oh, no!
我本来想在Xbox上玩一玩 I wanted to do it on the Xbox.
-你还做了什么准备？ -我喝了六杯咖啡！ -How did you prepare to do this, then? -I just had six cups of coffee!
谁想看看Alex的单圈？ Who would like to see Alex's lap?
-想！-让我们看看 -Yes! -Let's have a look.
放录像吧 开始 Play the tape and here we go.
又一次 我们出发了 Once again, we're off.
我家一直是这样去买菜的 This is how we get the groceries in, in my house!
话说你上哪去啊 Actually, where are you going?
刹车 加速 转弯 各种复杂事物啊 Braking, accelerating, turning in, all manner of things.
天啊 走得太大了 Oh, dear. Too wide.
虽然跑大了但还不坏 Bit too wide but not too bad.
哎哟糟糕！ Oh, nuts!
这也太离谱了 都可以开公交车了 Now that is wide! Yeah, you could catch a bus to the Apex there.
我是颗准备爆炸的超新星 I'm a superstar waiting to explode
我是车手 快快快 尽情释放！ I'm a driver Go, go, go, go explode!
这是连续第二周嘉宾在锤头弯这里放声高歌了 Second week on the trot we've had somebody singing their way round the Hammerhead.
刚刚好在线内 Just about kept it in the lines.
轮胎备受折磨 可怜的老cee一撇d Tortured tyres. Poor old Cee'd.
快点 快摇滚起来吧！ Come on. Let's rock, baby. Woo hoo!
急速弯 你能全速通过吗 啊不错 Follow-through. Were you flat out through there? Yes. Good.
那这里你能全速通过吗 不错 -有点颠簸 Were you flat out through there? Yes, yeah. That's hairy.
很好 避开了那难受的颠簸 Excellent. Avoiding the uncomfortable bump
倒数第二弯 and into the second to last corner. Wobbly on the way in... Oh!
我必须解释一下 我们这星期允许 I'm afraid I have to explain this. We allowed the lap this week
ITV剪辑一下这个单圈 to be edited by ITV...
所以我们永远也不知道最后发生了什么 so we'll never know what happened at the end.
好吧 别担心 我记下了你的单圈用时 So, anyway, um... I've got the time, don't you worry about that.
你觉得自己能排在哪里？ Where do you think you've come on the board?
走线又大声音又吵 没错 确实如此 It was wide, it was noisy, it was... It was wide and noisy
轮胎多次尖叫 这就意味着… and a lot of tyre squeal, which indicates
轮胎忙于发声 而不是让车往前驱驰 the tyres are making a noise rather than getting you going.
是啊 我… 我想就在下半部分吧 但… Yeah, I... You know, I think, bottom half, but...
靠近Bob Geldof 就行了 或者Al Murray Near Bob Geldof, that's comfortable. Al Murray.
Bob Geldof的圈速是1分48秒 好吧 Alex James你的成绩是 Near Bob Geldof, that's a 1.48. OK, well, Alex James you did it...
1分 in 1...
45秒 45... Ooh.
2 所以你远远领先于 Point 2, so you're way ahead
自己的预期 of where you thought you were going to be!
你实际上 You are, in fact...
和卡梅隆·迪亚兹是一个档次 level with Cameron Diaz.
请告诉我们 So, just tell us...
你们是不是要出个专辑啦 告诉我们吧求你了 is there going to be an album? Tell us, tell us...
-没有 只有一首单曲 -只是你们要在奥运会上表演的歌？ -No, there's not. -Just this one song that you're going to be performing at the Olympics?
好 干得好！再次恭喜获得成就奖 Well, well done for that, for the lifetime achievement award
同时 你的圈速也不赖 and of course, most of all, well done for that.
-女士们先生们 Alex James -谢谢 -Ladies and gentlemen, Alex James. -Thank you.
Now, 现在
earlier on, we found out which of these... 早些时候，我们要从
3万英镑的摩根三轮 the 30,000 Morgan three-wheeler,
4万磅的凯特汉姆 R500 5万磅的KTM X-Bow the 40,000 Caterham R500, or the 50,000 KTM X-Bow...
选出最让人信服的赛道日用车 made the most convincing track-day car.
事实是，如果你打算花这么多钱在一辆车上 Thing is, if you're going to spend that much money on a car,
你会想用它干一些其他的事 you want it to do something else.
不是吗？例如 你会开着它上班，对吗？ Can they? For instance, could you use them to go to work?
我们决定一探究竟 We decided to find out.
驾驶它们去上班，从伦敦出发 Getting to work would involve going from London
到南吉尔福德郡，期间40英里 to just south of Guildford. It's about 40 miles.
好的 Right.
要明白，一个人过了28岁 Now, as we know, once a man is past the age of 28,
他绝不会升起下他的敞篷车顶 he may not, under any circumstances, drive through a built-up area
驾车穿过高楼林立之处 with the roof down on his convertible car,
但我没顶篷，我别无选择 but I have no roof. I have no choice.
我总是对旁人说：驾驶是我的爱好 And what I'm saying to onlookers is, "Driving is my hobby,
我热衷于此 "I'm very keen on it."
这就有点像一位热衷钓鱼的人 And that's a bit like a keen angler
会去做一些涉水的工作 going to work in some waders.
麻烦的是，开着Caterham The difficult thing about driving a Caterham
在这般龟速的交通，离合器没用 in slow-moving traffic like this is not the clutch,
或者变速箱也没用，任何东西都没用 or the gearbox or anything like that.
你会觉得有些傻，如若你老实的话 It's that you feel a... A bit of a berk, if you're honest.
我是指，很多人开这车时 I mean, a lot of people will be driving past
他们的孩子会说 and their children will be saying,
爸爸，那个人车上的挡风玻璃怎么掉下来了 "Daddy, why's that man's car's windscreen fallen off?"
早上好，Jason，你还好吗？ Morning, Jason. You all right?
显然，我认识所有Hammersmith的人 Obviously, I know everybody in Hammersmith.
我觉得有人会以此判断我的角色 I feel some people may be making character judgements
皇家空军眼镜，贴上三点女郎 based on the RAF roundels and pretend bullet-holes,
和假弹孔的三轮 scantily clad ladies adorning my three-wheeled car.
事实上我真的不是战斗机飞行员 The fact is, I'm not really a fighter pilot,
从没有人对这辆车射击，只是粘上去罢了 nobody has ever shot bullets at this car, they're just stick-on.
阿噢，减速带，哦，我嘞个去 Ah. Speed humps, let's... Woo-hoo! Ooh, yeah.
某种意义上，前方轮子是在车的两侧 The front two wheels, sort of, went either side of it,
但中间的轮子，呃...颠了我一踉跄 but the middle wheel at the back... Eurgh... puts me out a bit.
呃... Eurgh.
我们不期而遇在伦敦外一个加油站 交换了看法 Just outside London, we met up at a service station to compare notes.
-这是你工作中有过最糟的旅途了吧？ -没那么悲剧 Is this the worst trip to work you've ever had? Not so far.
我很窘迫 Mine's the most embarrassing.
如果今天你打算去自己的工厂上班 If you were going to work today to a factory that you owned
通知所有员工都得被解雇 to lay off ALL of the staff...
我的车毁了一路的好心情 my car would not be the car to make that journey in.
或者“我要告诉病人一个不好的消息” Or, "I'm going to have to tell that patient the news is not good."
-或者如果你是一个葬礼司仪 -不不，不要 Or if you were a funeral director. No. No, no.
我们对于你失去的感到遗憾 "I'm very sorry about your loss."
由于我们不急于返回... 'Since we were in no hurry
...那高峰时段的交通 'to get back on display in the rush hour traffic,
我决定用一个小挑战消磨时间 'I decided to kill some time with a little challenge.'
如果你能用这把钥匙发动这辆车 If you can start that car with that key,
我就把这10磅给你 I will give you this crisp 10 note.
-我有时间限制吗？ -你愿意的话一星期都行 How long have I got? Long as you like. Take a week.
这没多难，在某处找出引擎锁按钮就行 It can't be that hard. There'll be an immobiliser button somewhere.
-插这把钥匙得有个洞对吧？ -是的 So, is there a hole for this key? Oh, yes.
好吧，这个，让我想想办法 Right. So, they'll have... Let's think about this.
-他们会把它藏在哪... -是在这吗？-有点像 They'll have put it somewhere... Does it go in there? What, like that?
我非常想试试这么做 嗯 I seriously want to try and do it. Yeah. Yeah.
我觉得它这么做是有什么用 I think THAT'S going to have something to do with it.
-的确，这是“点火” -等会儿 Well, it does. It says, "Ignition on." Right. Hang on.
码表，灯 Stopwatch, lights...
喇叭 Horn.
冷气 cold.
-让我看看 -踩了离合器吗？-恩 Let's face it... Have you got the clutch? Yes.
-我想想..“模式”-不对 -应该有什么能做的 So, I think "mode"... No. Could have something to do...
但这的确设置成点火了 But that does set the ignition.
-不，还有另外一个按钮在.. -耶！ No, there's another button in there which is ve... Yeah!
所以，这个按钮是启动，但这可能是圈套 So, that button says start, but that could be a trick.
-这就是圈套 -现在按下“停止” It IS a trick. Now press "stop".
阿哈！搞定了 A-ha! Right.
所以你要先按“停止”，再按 启动 So you press "stop" first... Yes... and then "start"?
模式 "Mode".
哦，真白痴 Oh, this is idiotic.
这完全直截了当了，点火 It's perfectly straightforward. Ignition on,
钥匙插入，按下“停止” 直到发出叮当声 key in, press "stop" till there's a clonk.
按下“模式”，一旦这说“准备赛车” Press "mode" once it says, "Ready to race,"
把你的脚放在离合器上 then put your foot on the clutch,
然后全力踩下刹车 then the brake FULLY down,
再按下“启动”，这就搞定了 THEN press start, then it begins.
“停止”按钮其实是“启动”的 The "stop" being the button to start it, is,
这种行为..坑爹的误导啊 with the best will in the world, a bit misleading.
而且这个愚蠢的发动步骤 And a mad starting procedure
只是Jeremy的X-Bow众多问题之一 is only one of many things wrong with Jeremy's X-Bow.
这辆车的转弯半径太糟了，上帝 The turning circle's just shocking. Oh, God.
加把劲！ Come on!
当我们回到A3公路时，天气已经变了 By the time we were back on the A3, the weather had changed.
不...不要啊，下雨了！ No! No, it's raining!
我的脸遭殃了，这真痛 It's hurting my face. It's agony.
妈呀，我去！ Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
我去，我嘞个去！ Ow and mega-ow!
哦，上帝，我需要一顶帽子或是.. 哦，上帝的眼泪降临了 Oh, God. I need a hat or some... Oh, Jesus wept.
我的右手完全被冻住，如今只是一爪子而已 My right hand is completely frozen. It's just a claw.
而且，脚踏后的地板有洞 Also, there are holes in the floor behind the pedals,
于是所有的空气，风 and all the air, and the wind,
还有雨水飞入我的裤腿 and the rain is going up my trouser legs.
同时，雨水浸湿夹克流入我的腿 Also, rain is running off my jacket into my lap.
这对我的蛋蛋来说不是个好消息 None of these things are good news for my genitalia,
我的蛋都掉了 which has run away.
如果你在看，Caterham...是需要暖气的 If you're watching, Caterham... Heater.
还有挡风玻璃！ And windscreen!
'BBC 伦敦, 94.9兆赫...' 'BBC London, 94.9...'
最后是天气，外面看起来不是很好 我对此感到担忧 'And finally, the weather. It's not looking good out there, I'm afraid,
最高温只有1摄氏度 'with a maximum temperature of just one degree Celsius,
而且预计降雨在今天将持续下去 'and the rain is expected to get heavier as the day goes on.'
哦... Oh...
我要得肺炎了 I am going to have treble pneumonia.
无需怀疑，都这样了 There's going to be no doubt about that.
我们都非常悲惨 'We were all so miserable,
我们觉得去买点东西都比这样好 'we decided that even shopping would be preferable.'
我只是希望这样还能系上安全带 I just hope I can still do the seatbelts up.
啥？我的座位都湿了 What? Oh, my seat's wet.
同志们 Chaps.
你开摩托车吗？ Are you on motor-bicycles?
-有KTM的摩托吗？ -有2辆 Are they KTM motor-bicycles? Two of them are.
-我能说一句吗，KTM是这个世界上最愚蠢的公司 -你说的没错 Can I just say, KTM is the stupidest company in the world? Well said.
真荒谬 That is ridiculous.
接下来，哇哦 Right then. Oh, wow.
看，是道格拉斯·巴德爵士(二战英雄) Look, it's Douglas Bader-Meinhof.
来吧，开上这继续 Come on, then. Let's get on with it.
还有12多英里悲催的路要走，而且我能假装.. 12 more miles of abject misery and then I can pretend
..我从没听过诸如"KTM", "cross"或者"bow"的词 I've never heard the words "KTM", "cross" or "bow."
我在这条路上都开了十几年了 Oh... I've been coming to work now down here for ten years.
我从来没有停下车，换套服装 I've never had to stop and buy another outfit on the way,
从来没这么悲催过 I've never been so miserable.
呃... Urgh.
好吧，这变得越来越重，变得很难受 OK, this is getting heavier now, and it is becoming less pleasant.
在冬季，这不是一款很好的婚礼车 It wouldn't make a very good wedding car for winter weddings.
这是两码事，不会合适的 That's another thing it wouldn't be good for.
传统汽车有个优势就是挡风玻璃 One of the other advantages of the traditional car windscreen
如果你能有挡风玻璃和雨刮器，我就... is that you can have windscreen wipers on it. I just...
我会很乐意看到 It'd be nice to be able to see.
我们在此的这样工作 And here we are. At work.
坦白说我希望这事发生在绞刑架上 Frankly, I wish it was the gallows.
哦，该死的地狱之水 Oh, bloody hellfire.
你露在外面的这点脸很好玩 - The bit of your face that's exposed has gone all funny.
-上面沾着泥巴和石子 -你懂的 当你在冰箱底下 It's got mud and bits of stones on it. You know when you find a potato
要找个土豆时，就是你这烂脸 that's been in the bottom of the fridge for a while? It's rotted your face off.
我以后的工作，必须是开辆有顶的车 My job, from now on, is to drive cars with roofs.
回到演播室 And with that, back to the studio.
-你和他说过你的爪子吗？ -是我的手，脸也被撕裂了 Did you tell him about your claw? Yeah, my hands. My face was a claw.
-我抓了三次 -不管怎样，容我说一句 I had three claws. Anyway, can I just say,
花上和KTM差不多的钱 for around the same sort of money as the KTM,
你还可以选择宝马M3 也是很好的赛道日用车 you could have a BMW M3, which is a good track-day car.
同时开着去上班也不错 It is also good for taking you to work,
送孩子上学，去超市购物 taking the kids to school, going to the supermarket,
有顶棚，有暖气，有挡风玻璃，有窗户 it has a roof, has a heater, has a windscreen, has windows.
令人惊奇的是，我们达到了共识 It is amazing that we have reached a point
在我们的文明发展史上 in the development of our civilisation
在这你买一辆车，只要一个理由 where you can buy a car that does only one thing.
我明白你的意思，事实证明 我的摩根，非常伟大 Yes, I know what you mean. My Morgan, it turns out, is brilliant
很合适在六月找两天，叫上一个朋友去酒吧 for taking one friend to the pub on two days in June.
Caterham在赛道上游戏 在喧嚣和简洁之间 The Caterham is superb for blasting around Simply Sausages...
不，在世界上其他地方，所有的赛道 No, no. Everywhere else in the world, all racetracks,
他们口中的Tag Heuer或是Red Bull they're called the Tag Heuer or the Red Bull
但Donnington赞助了这只简洁的香肠 but Donnington is sponsored by Simply Sausages
各方面来说，这都是好车 and it is very good at getting round it.
在赛道上散发着王者之气 It is brilliant at Simply Sausages,
坦白说，这车让你看上去更像COCK and yours is frankly peerless at making you look like a cock.
它很优秀，我们这儿的三辆车 Oh, it's brilliant. It is. What we've got here are three cars,
他们像3把瑞士军刀，但只有一把刀柄 they're like Swiss Army knives where there's only one attachment,
但就是这样使车子能发挥出更好的功能 and it's that prong for getting a stone out of a horse's hoof.
这就是他们所拥有的 随着这个爆料，是时候结束了 That's all they are, and on that bombshell, it is time to end.
感谢您的观看，下周见，晚安 Thank you for watching, see you next week. Goodnight.