*请听功夫熊猫的传奇故事* *Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda*
*他在面馆长大* *Raised in a noodle shop*
*从未想当大侠* *Never seeking glory or fame*
*一朝登得凌绝顶* *He climbed a mountaintop*
*神龙之名冠天下* *And earned the dragon warrior name*
*功夫熊猫* *Kung Fu Panda*
*师父慧眼识英杰* *Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom*
*艺高胆大震奸邪* *And master the skills of bodacious and awesome*
*功夫熊猫* *Kung Fu Panda*
*他终日苦练* *He lives, and he trains*
*和盖世五侠并肩作战* *And he fights with the Furious Five *
*保护着 保护着山谷生灵* *Protect the valley somethin', somethin' *
*免遭涂炭* *Somethin', somethin' alive*
*功夫熊猫* *Kung Fu Panda*
*盖世传奇* *Legends of awesomeness*
漂亮 Sweet.
最炫老年风
动作快点啊 得抓紧啦 Come on, you guys. We gotta hurry!
东西都收拾好了吗 好极了 Everybody packed and ready? Good!
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咱们走起吧 Let's get a move on!
翻译：Asianika 校对：MADD
后期：鱼子酱 时间轴：猫小矜 总监：MADD
矮油 不好意思啊虎妞 Oops. Sorry, Tigress!
稳住啊虎妞 阿宝只是略激动了嘛 Easy, Tigress! Po is just excited.
快走吧 Let's go,
去看飞天功夫秀就快迟到啦 we gonna be late for levitation Kung-Fu demo.
你可以晚些时候再揍我 虎妞 说好了哈 You can beat me up later, Tigress. Make it appointment.
你跑不了了 Oh, it's going in a book...
这次的飞天功夫秀一定超赞的 This levitation Kung Fu demonstration is gonna be so awesome!
又会功夫又会飞 太牛叉啦 Oh! Someone who can do Kung-Fu and fly? Amazing!
记住了 要是他飞的时候我睡着了 Now remember. If this guy levitates and I passed out,
一定把我叫醒 wake me up!
阿宝 Po!
你得帮帮我 I need your help!
可是 爹 Oh! But, Dad!
我要去看功夫大侠的飞天表演啊 I'm about to see a Kung-Fu master who can fly!
是紧急情况 It's urgent!
紧急情况吗 真的吗 Urgent? Really!
那好吧 我们快走吧 Oh, okay, okay. But quick. Let's go!
我待会儿去追你们 I... I'll catch up to you guys!
给我留点好戏啊 And save some awesome for me!
盖世五侠下山了 The Furious Five are leaving?
这下好办多了 This makes my task very easy.
我只要把师父拿下 I will take out Shifu.
就能得到"无敌霹雳腿"头盔了 Then I'll finally get the hose and helmet of "the Invincible Thunder Kick"!
神龙大侠在此 小贼休得无礼... The Dragon Warrior is here! Ready for action, so ...
这啥啊 什么紧急状况啊 What is it? What's the emergency?
打麻将啊 It's Mahjong.
没整明白 打麻将 I don't get it. Mahjong?
我们三缺一啊 We need a fourth!
就这紧急情况啊 That's the emergency?
我本来要去观看飞天格斗表演的 I was gonna see flying mixed up with punching!
这是世界上最牛叉的事情了... That's the coolest combination of things possible...
除了饼干和布丁之外 except for... maybe cookies and pudding.
你没听懂我的话 Maybe you did not hear me.
这可是麻将啊 儿子 麻将 This is Mahjong, son. Mahjong!
还有一群老骨头 And really, really old people...
就算你说得很小声 这话还是挺没礼貌的 You know, even if you whisper it, it's still disrespectful.
不就是给你孤苦伶仃的老爹 And surely this is not too big a favor
帮个小忙吗 for your lonely old father,
我一天三班倒 就为了供你读书哇 who worked tripple shifts, so put you through school!
-我根本没上过学啊 -又一桩伤心事 - But I didn't go to school. - Another disappointment.
好啦 那就速战速决 Fine! But a quick game,
那样我还赶得上去看飞天武功大侠 then I can still see that flying Kung-Fu guy.
我先出 好啦 该你了 高夫人 I'll go first. All right! Your turn, Mrs. Gao.
不是这张 No, not that one.
也不是这张 Not that one.
我也说不好 I don't know.
对了 就是它 Yes! This one!
不对 这张吧 No. This is it!
等等 Wait...
出完啦 Okay. Done!
太好了 该您了 Great! Your turn.
来帮帮忙啊 Little help there.
只要把这张牌放下 We just gonna get that piece down.
松手啊 把牌放下 Now fingers off. Just let go.
松手 Fingers off.
茅房在哪 Where is the toilet?
终于等到这一天 Ha! At last!
"无敌霹雳腿"头盔是我的啦 The helmet of "the Invincible Thunder Kick" will be mine.
我将拥有世上最厉害的腿法 I will have the most powerful kick on earth!
我终于能打败那个羞辱过我的傻熊猫了 I will finally be able to crush that stupid panda, who humiliated me!
老耗子 Rat!
快告诉我"无敌霹雳腿"头盔在哪 Tell me where the helmet of "the Invincible Thunder Kick" is!
你别做白日梦了 That's not going to happen.
抓住他 要活的 Get him! But keep him alive!
金刚罩 A cheet chuang doll trap!
这下不妙了 No.
师父 Shifu.
告诉我头盔在哪 Tell me where you're hiding the helmet
我就会放过你 and I'll go easy on you!
你能打败活人 但你绝对打不动铁壁 You can fight soldiers, but you can't fight iron!
元老爷 该您了 Mr. Yuang, it's your turn.
行了吧 Okay.
咱一会儿再拉吧 好吗 Save some for later, do you hear?
这等神曲不能一气儿听完 You are spoiling me, really.
好了 咱加快点速度吧 Okay! Let's put up the pace, people,
我还要去看高空功夫争霸赛呢 I've got some airborn annihilating I gotta see.
这是麻将 不是"麻将将将将不出来" It's called "Mahjong", not "Mah ... long time."
速度走起 快点儿的 Let's go! Come on!
老爹 该你啦 爹 It's your turn, Dad. Dad?
今天这盘打得真火热啊 This game is heating up something fierce.
这是为非周末牌友准备的特调汤 This aint for no Sunday players.
-吃糖吗 阿宝 -当然啦 - Candy, Po? - Oh, always ...
算了吧 这根本是浪费时间 Forget it! We're wasting time.
好啦 真棒 你赢咯 Oh great! Nice job. You win!
齐活儿 俺撤了 Okay, gotta go!
不不不 这样不对 No, no, no! That's not right.
麻将不够四人就没法玩啊 Mahjong is no fun without four.
我还会来玩的 等我八十岁的时候吧 I promise I'll play again. When I'm eighty.
现在有更新更潮的东西等着我呢 Right now I've got some cool new stuff to do.
新的潮的不一定就是最好的 Just because something is new, doesn't make it better!
我觉得就是 I think it does!
啥 真奇怪了 What? That's weird.
是玉殿那里 It's coming from the Jade Palace!
师父 我没时间跟你玩了 Shifu, I have enough of this foolery.
是铁木泰 Temutai!
头盔到底藏在哪儿 Where is the helmet hidden?
放了师父 Let Shifu go!
否则我会把你打得满地找牙 Or you'll be pulling pain out of the places you never knew you had.
是神龙大侠 挡住他 It's the Dragon Warrior! Stop him!
哟哟哟 看看是谁又回来了 Well, well, well! Look who's come crawling back.
这不是飞天小子吗 Flyboy, that's who!
我知道你会回来的 麻将已经融入你的灵魂了 I knew you would be back. Mahjong is in your blood, now.
不是 是玉殿 No, Jade Palace ...
师父 有麻烦 Shifu... trouble ...
天啦 儿子 你还好吗 Oh, Son! Are you okay?
我得好好想想 这是个大麻烦 Oh, I gotta think! I'm in a mess here.
我一个人打不过契丹军队 需要盖世五侠的帮忙 I can't fight the army all by myself! I need the Furious Five.
但他们几天之内回不来 我得想个计划 They won't be back for days. I need a plan.
我们可以帮忙啊 Maybe we can help.
爹 这不是麻将锦标赛 It's not a Mahjong tournament, Dad.
如果我不把师父就出来 铁木泰会杀了他的 Temutai is gonna destroy Shifu, if I can't free him!
这是重要关头 需要功夫大侠的时候 This is big time! Kung Fu master time!
我能找到功夫大侠 I can get Kung Fu masters.
你能吗 怎么找 找谁 到哪找 You can? How? Who? Where?
"飞星手"高 和"箭乐师"元 "Gao of the hundred stars", and "Yuan, the musical archer"!
高大师和元大师吗 Master Gao and master Yuan?
他们可是当年的盖世奇侠啊 Those guys were awesome like a million years ago.
他们曾打败过两千蝎子军 They fought in the battle against two thousand scorpions.
你忘了算上那些藏在树上的 Actually, you're forgetting the guys clustered along the trees.
没错 加起来得有三千只了 Yes, indeed, must be closer to three thousand.
完全不公平啊 It hardly seems fair.
高丢出了上百只流星刺 Gao, had like hundred stars.
元是个神箭手乐师 And Yuan was a musical archer.
太牛啦 可他们在哪儿呢 Whoa. But, where are they?
在这俩老掉牙的身后吗 Are they behind that pathetical people, or ...
莫要以貌取人 阿宝 Do not judge a book by its cover, Po.
难道就是他俩吗 But, that's them?
他俩就是那俩大侠吗 These guys are those guys?
高夫人 你丢流星刺就跟玩儿似的 Mrs. Gao, you were like a star-throwing machine!
元老爷 我听说你能用意念射箭 Mr. Yuan, I heard you could control arrows with your mind!
我能把面条擀出各种花样 我也去 And I can bend noodles to my will! I will come, too!
不行啊爹 太危险了 No, Dad. It's too dangerous.
为啥 为啥 就因为他们老了 Why? Why? Because they're old?
打不动了吗 They can't attack it?
他们还是有两下子的 They still got the good, son.
高夫人 给他瞧瞧你的流星刺 Mrs. Gao, show him your throwing stars.
都收在我的流星袋里呢 I have them right here in my throwing-star bag.
不就是假牙吗 怎样 So, it's teeth, so what?
元老爷还能用他的弓 Mr. Yuan here can still hit a flat tire
百步穿杨 from 100 yards with that bow of his.
我一直都随身带着呢 Luckily. I always have it with me.
好吧 这话可能不好听 Ok. I know, this is gonna sound bad, but ...
但我得说 I mean ...
你们以前确实很强 You guys were awesome!
但好多好多年过去了 Then, many many years went by, and ...
别误会 你们仍然很牛 可是 well, don't get me wrong, you're still awesome, but ...
你们可能会受伤 或者更严重 you... you gonna get hurt or worse!
-才不会呢 -别犯傻啦 - No... - Don't be ridiculous!
说什么疯话呐 That's crazy talk!
可是高夫人 你可是发明绳子那年就出生了 But, Mrs. Gao, you were born the year they invented rope!
元老爷比你还老 And Mr. Yuan is older than you!
阿宝 你太无礼了 我可不是这么教育你的 Po, that was rude! I taught you better than that.
这小子嘴巴还挺损 Boy's got a mouth in him.
我是神龙大侠 我自己去把他们灭了 I am the Dragon Warrior, I'll handle this on my own.
师父 你还好吗 Shifu! Are you okay?
别管我了 Forget about me,
快赶在铁木泰之前找到"霹雳腿"头盔 get "the Thunder Kick" helmet before Temutai!
不行 我得先把你弄出来 No, I gotta get you out!
罩顶就要滑下来了 The roof is gonna cave in!
你必须抢在他之前拿到头盔 You've gotta get that helmet before he does!
如果铁木泰拿到了 If Temutai has it,
这附近就没人能制服得了他了 there is no force in a valley that would stop him!
太好了 Yes!
快到了 我能感受到 I'm close, I can feel it!
快去 头盔就在楼下 Hurry, the helmet is downstairs.
过了地牢的第四个门 Four doors past the dungeon.
得令 Right!
咱这儿还有地牢吗 We have a dungeon?
-快去吧 -是熊猫 - Get going! - The panda!
给我上 Attack!
咱也甭玩捉迷藏了 Oh, we're done with hiding.
直接进入近身短打模式吧 I guess we'll have to move on to the kicking butt portion!
咱现在是群殴模式吗 Oh, I guess we're doing the impossible odds thing, now.
好吧 Good choice!
你是在自掘坟墓 You're making a colossal mistake!
因为很快 'Cause every moment now,
盖世五侠就会回来帮我了 I will be joined by the return of the Furious Five!
茅房在哪儿啊 Where is the toilet?
或者是他们 Or them...
大家伙 快回去 你们会受伤的 Guys, go back! You'll get hurt.
别犯傻啦 Don't be ridiculous.
我还是... I've still got...
貌似现在... It seems like now ...
我要晕了 I'm going to pass out.
嘿 小子 Hi, son!
你是阿平他家的娃 对吧 You're Ping's kid. Right?
你要拿啥跟我打啊 So what you're gonna fight me with?
是假牙啊 我好怕怕哦 Oh, don't hurt me with your teeth...
瞧好了 没准老太太还给我织个毛衣啥的 Watch out! She might knit me a sweater.
神马 What?
我从没想过这玩意儿也能打人 Wow! I didn't even know that was a thing!
别冲他笑 你太老了 Don't smile at him, you're old.
老人家不会笑 对吧阿宝 Old people can't smile. Right, Po?
老人家啥都不会 We can't do anything.
爹 咱等会儿再聊行吗 Dad, can we discuss this later?
大敌当前 We've got company!
我得进去阻止铁木泰 I need to get in there and stop Temutai.
你们能掩护我吗 Can you guys cover me?
阿宝 你去忙你的吧 这儿交给我们啦 You do what you need to do, Po! We'll tide up here.
-熊猫 -我这就去 - Panda! - I'm working on it!
太晚了 熊猫 Too late, Panda!
终于我也可以羞辱你了 At last, it is I who'll humiliate you!
头盔是我的了 The helmet will be mine!
你别这么狗血嘛 Wow, you're so dramatic!
干嘛每句话都用咆哮体 You don't have to shout everything.
我要毁了你 I shall defeat you!
说真的 你能正常说话不 Seriously, can you not talk like a normal person?
这么多头盔 是哪个啊 So many helmets. Which one?
肯定是这个 最酷炫的一只 That must be it! The fanciest one!
戴上这只头盔 With this helmet
我就能使出"无敌霹雳腿"了 I would have the power of "the Invincible Thunder Kick"!
不对 这个是"猴鸡舞"头盔 No! That's the "Monkey-Chicken Dance" helmet!
我要把它拿回家 I might have to take that one home.
这肯定是"自我痛扁"头盔 That must have been "Your Own Worst Enemy" helmet!
刚才不是我 That wasn't me!
头盔一定就在这儿 That helmet has to be here!
永别了 熊猫 Goodbye, Panda.
等等 Wait a minute...
莫要以貌取人 Don't judge a book by its cover!
"霹雳腿"出场吧 It's "Thunder Kick" time!
放倒他 Crush him!
这是什么头盔 What helmet is this?
是"自我痛扁"头盔 That's "Your Own Worst Enemy" helmet!
再见啦 Bye, bye.
师父 Shifu!
师父 退后 Shifu! Stand back!
等一下 Wait!
你干嘛呢 What are you doing?
我在穿衣服 里面很热的 Putting my robe back on. It's hot in here.
好吧 Ok.
谢谢你 阿宝 你拯救了整个村庄 Thank you, Po, you saved the valley.
你就不能把头盔拿来再戴上么 You couldnt've carried that helmet in and then put it on?
大家伙好啊 Hey, guys.
我应该向你们道歉 Yeah, look I kind of owe you an apology
关于之前说你们老了之类的 about that stuff I said about you're being old.
"跟绳子一样老" 你是这么说的对吧 "Old as rope", if I remember correctly.
绳子嘛 非常实用的物品呢 You know, "rope", that thing that is a very useful and helpful.
没错 Yes.
你那么说 绳子也会难过的 And "rope" has got its feelings hurt, when you said it.
-你啥意思 -假装我是绳子嘛 - Oh, what does that mean? - I am the rope.
我真的很抱歉 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
是我不对 That was wrong of me.
可是我们三缺一啊 But we need a fourth.
有人想打麻将吗 Mahjong? Anyone?
该我出牌了 It's my turn.
慢慢想 高夫人 不着急 Take your time, Mrs. Gao. No rush.
阿宝 快来试试飞天功夫吧 Hey, you gotta try all this levitation Kung-Fu, Po!
就是飞嘛 有啥可吹的 Get over yourselves.
阿宝 你不想去跟你朋友学飞天术吗 Po, don't you wanna go learn fly with your friends?
爹 我正在做我想做的事 I am right where I wanna be, Dad.
这可是麻将哦 麻将哦 This is Mahjong. Mahjong!
这下怎样 Ha, deal with that!
别出老千啊 高夫人 Hey, no cheating, Mrs. Gao.