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* I'm goin' down to south park Gonna have myself a time *
* friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation *
* i'm goin' down to south park Gonna leave my woes behind *
* ample parking day or night,People spouting,"howdy,Neighbor" *
* i'm headin' down to south Park gonna see if i can't Unwind. *
* murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr Mff mrmmph! *
* so come on down to south Park,and meet some friends of Mine. *
South Park S16E06
kyle,kyle,kyle!
four young boys in colorado, are on a trip from hell.
ahhh,I can't take it!
Somebody help us.
trapped in a unforgiving mountain wilderness with no way out.
the fourth graders are in a nightmare they can not escape.
we were stuck,completely stuck.
hurry!
kyle,wake up,you got to wake up,kyle!
the four elementary school boys a ordinary day becomes a descent into madness
on tonight's episode "i should of never gone zip zip.
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help,we're trap.
We have to get out of here.
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it's the last day of spring break.
All over the small mountain town of south park
students are trying to have as much fun as possible.
For 10-year-old stan marsh and his friends kyle,eric and kenny
the last day has come too soon.
we really spent the whole spring break watching tv and playing xbox.
We wanted to do something adventurous.
we can go to the city pool they have a water slide.
no I'm not getting into the pool with kenny he has herpes.
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it's a cold sore.
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cold sore is what girls call it. it's herpes.
The day is wasting away. What is something cool to do.
out of nowhere someone came up with ziplining.
ziplining that could be cool.
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there is a place outside of town,I will see if my uncle jimbo will drop us off.
ziplining.
hell ya.
within 330 minutes the boys are getting a ride with stan's uncle jim pwoefplt.
we were making fun of kenny's herpes.
you have herpes kenny.
I almost touched it
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did you hear that guys. Kenny says it's just a fever blister.
You sound like a chick,kenny. That's herpes,dude. You have that until you die.
it's an eye zeal spring break getaway with friends and laugh laugher.
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you here for the 2:00 o'clock ziplining tune.
ya.
alright. Let's get helmets and gear and hit the fresh nar nar.
they put us in harnesses and helmets.
We realized it was dangerous.
- you look ready to ziplining. - ********
** follow me to the waiting room and take a seat with the others.
we were like,others. We have to do with this other people?
- hi,there. - hello.
the boys have made a sobering discovery.
For 10-year-old stan marsh
the realization he will be with a tour group
has caused his a tkraoepb al gland to slow down.
The average human acts a certain way around friends and family.
In a tour group the brain has to work overtime
acting nice and pretending to care about people on the tour.
hey,how are you?
good,how are you?
so,then we sit there for like 30 minutes.
We have to wait for a couple who is running late.
alright our last zipliners are here.
sorry,we made you wait everybody.
inside kyle's mouth the muscles contract to force a smile.
Although kyle is thinking,dude you.
we don't mind.
we thought with everyone there it would be fun.
That's when we had to watch the safety video.
welcome to backcountry adventures.
Hey,there,michael.
hey there,michael.
it was 10-15 minutes of pure hell.
don't forget to take in the nar.
back to you,michael.
thanks,michael. Anybody have any questions?
no.
I have a question. Could we review the best ways to hold the rope again.
really,you're going to make us listen to it again,because you couldn't understand,really?
let's get out there and get zipping.
- jesus christ. - final ly.
the boys think their ordeal is over.
What they don't realize is things are about to go from bad to worst.
here we go,guys. Ziplining.
everyone step on in the shuttle.
shuttle?
how,how long do we have to take the shuttle.
about 45 minutes.
it's a devastating blow.
For kyle it's almost too much to bare.
His brain is lacking excite.
And now the word "shuttle" makes kyle's brain fire neurons
that bring up memories of how lame shuttles can be.
well,come on we don't have a choice.
alright,guys should be about 45 minutes to the freshest nar nar.
why don't we go around the van to get to know each other a bit.
that's okay.
my name is pete knickels this is my wife donna.
To make a long story short we came to see our relatives living in moab.
They have lived there about 20 years now.
Long story short,they told us while we're in the rockies we should try zip zip.
So long story short we looked in the newspaper,internet,
billboards,and you know -
make a long story short we found this company and thought we would give her a try.
We called and made a residenter
t's when,you know,long story short -
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it's almost 3:00 o'clock.
The boys are still on the shuttle somewhere.
we're getting close. You getting psyched?
what the boys dented realize is that a massive storm is brewing.
Last night eric cartman had kung pao spaghetti from california pizza kitchen.
In his stomach the kung pao has met with the del taco he ate for breakfast,
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nows he's ingesting mountain dew.
the sugary caffeine liquid turns his stomach into a gas
and when the gas is released it caries
fecal matter into kyle's nasal passage.
dude,did you fart?
no.
okay,guys. We're here.
thanks god.
looks like we have good nar to zipline through today.
Before we climb up and zipline does anyone care about the trees biology.
trees biology.
we're running late but if anyone want to know -
we're good.
I would like to know.
this is a ponderosa pine. It covers a extensive area -
officer asshole gets a biology lesson we get to go ziplining.
remember to keep your hands clear of the cable and let the equipment do it's work
when you're about half way down the zipline the camera will take your picture.
When I call out "shaka bra"
look up and give the camera a shaka bra.
- are you ready - yeah
- ready to do zipping? - *******
zipline.
shaka bra.
Nice shr*eup.
how was it,cartman.
totally taoup I did, dude.
really.
ya,dude it's boring as shit.
give me a zipline.
zipline.
shaka bra.
it was like having the life sucked out of you.
That's all it is sliding down a cable.
Maybe without a tour group it would be kind of fun,maybe.
This is just a complete disaster.
after a grueling 20 minutes
waiting for everyone else to ride the zipline
the boys realize they have wasted hours of their time.
That is when the unthinkable happens.
alright guys let's get moving. Ten minutes until the next zipline.
the next zipline,what are you talking about?
we're not going back,are we done.
this is a zipline tour we have sixteen more to go.
it was like,wham.
no,no,no,no!
everyone back in the shuttle.
the boys realize their ziplining nightmare has only just begun.
anyone have question pw-tz street we're about to cross.
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let her rip!
zipline!
four young boys in colorado are on a trip from hell.
zipline up here we call the terminator.
trapped in a unforgiving mountain wilderness with a tour group.
to make a long story short I woke up this morning.
did you get another picture of us?
the fourth graders are in a nightmare they condition escape.
I -
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nice zip.
you going next,ricky.
- help,help! - somebody,somebody we're trapped! somebody help us!
it's no use. There is nobody around for miles.
there could be a helicopter. Maybe one will fly over head.
face it,stan,nobody is coming for us.
we should of never listened to you,cal.
- me. - ya you,in the park this morning.
let's go ziplining we haven't done that before.
no,don't pin it on me. You brought it up.
I brought it up because you brought it up.
nobody remembered,nobody remembered it was me who came up with the idea to go ziplining.
- you fat piece of shit. - ********
guys,does it matter whose idea it was?
yes.
we can make it you guys. Don't panic.
If we don't zip s*eupt tour will move faster.
we will make it out of here, okay.
what the boys don't realize
is eric's body is shutting down from stage four diarrhea.
Bile has dislodged in the angus.
In the average human this is average diarrhea.
Now eric cartman is drinking double dew.
A mountain dew product with tries twice the sugar and caffeine of regular mountain dew.
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the diarrhea shoots out of his anus into his underwear.
He's a ticking time bomb.
dude,did you shit your pants.
no.
I tried to keep the tour group moving as fast as possible.
alright guy this is is where we break for lunch.
Come in by the waterfall gang.
could we skip lunch and keep going.
skip a free lunch? Not me.
who wants sandwiches. We have turkey.
ham.
Turkey,ham.
long story short -
guys seriously something is wrong in my tummy.
then stop drinking double dew,fat ass.
this is diet double dew,kyle
it has half the caffeine and sugar of double dew.
I have to get to the bath room first.
you're in the forest take a crap.
it will attract beavers.
we have an emergency. Our friend is sick.
the kid with herpeses?
- ya. - that's a cold sore.
sorry.
his cold sore is bad and he's losing blood.
we're at the summit. The only way down is to zip
down.
what about the stables.
the stables there is a ranch past the hill that rents horses.
They can get you back.
stan knows he knows about horse stables.
It seemed too good to be true.
let me get this straight. You want four horses one for each of you.
yes,please.
- I think we can set you up. - thanks god.
See,guy this is is sweet after all.
step out here. We will get you going.
got four more for you, duncan.
no!
four young boys in colorado are on a trip from hell.
trapped in a tour group on horseback that is only allowed to travel four miles an hour.
can we please,please, please. go faster.
we got some lunch set up for you head.
Turkey sandwichs and diet double dew.
long story short I was born in 1953 at 6:00 in the morning.
an attempt to mach a bad day better
becomes a descent into madness
on "i never should of thought horseback riding should of been better than ziplining. "
this here waterfall is called heartbreak falls.
Would you like to know why it's called heartbreak falls.
I certainly would.
kyle,kyle,kyle. Come on wake up.
go,go without me.
no,we're not leaving you here kyle.
I can't take it anymore.
Why do people say "long story short" it's not short,stan.
I sat there watching kyle die.
I wanted to tell him the truth.
There then a fire rose up inside of me.
I thought can I find us a way out.
I ran off and searched for I don't know how long,12 minutes.
That's when I found it
guys,getup.
tkhr is a lake a hundred yards that way. There is a marina with pwoelgts sitting. There.
- a marina. we can take a boat.
All the way back.
- **** - a boat to ourselves. it could be fun.
what could go wrong.
the following program contains graphic reenactments
that maybe disturbing to some audience members.
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four young boys in colorado are on a trip from hell.
trapped on a 42-foot power boat only allowed to go 5 miles an hour.
we're screwed over by your diarrhea.
it's not my diarrhea's fault you took us ziplining.
You jew.
you fat ass.
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kenny's whose idea was it to go ziplining minor kyle's.
I don't know,I don't give a shit.
for four elementary school boys
a tragic day becomes a descent into madness
on "i should of never gotten on a god damn boat. "
boat!
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you're putting the crap onto the side into the water.
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after cleaning cartman's beavers diarrhea and fightings off
the boys have made a terrifying discovery
that boating just as boring as ziplining.
the boat went really slow and it went around and around.
if the boys fall a sleep now from the lack of excite.
They could die.
here,everyone drink some mountain dew.
I don't know. I thought if we drank the mountain dew
the caffeine and sugar would help us stay away.
I told cartman to share it.
I'm not sharing with kenny he has various:
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four young boys in colorado are on a trip from hell.
Just when it seems it can't get any worst...
kenny. Kenny!
kenny mccormick has died of boredom.
oh my god they killed kenny.
- bastards. - no,you.
Look what your ziplining has done. You killed kenny you bastard.
you killed kenny,you bastard.
finally I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I said,stop it.
stop it!
It was me. My idea
you?
four days ago I came across a brochure for ziplining.
I thought it would be fun.
I only acted like it was an idea we came up with together.
so,you intended for us to go ziplining all along.
Why,stan?
if you sign up three friends you get a free ipod nano.
you sold us out for an ipod nano?
I had no idea ziplining would be so bg. orin
you,you killed kenny.
you bastard! You bastard,stan!
how many ipod nanos is friendship work worth?
I guess one.
the hardest part about it is knowing you can't take it back.
It was a fifth generation nano I can't trade it in any where.
then miraculously the boys prayers are answered.
it was a miracle he came to save us and brought us home.
- you came for us. - ********
Thank you.
howdy hoe,boys,let's get you back home.
we were saved. It was over.
after nearly four hours in the colorado wilderness
the boys are finally going home.
From the boat,the boys were airlifted aboard Mr. Hankey's magical hell scrappedder.
In the four hours
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the boys were gone there were so far
mr. Hankey flew them on the 7 turdy 7.
Then it was the pooh pooh express.
The four boys
would start the long journey back to forgiveness.
Kenny mccormicks remains were brought home to his parents
and the boys received treatment for their herpes.
I didn't have herpes. I had a cold sore.
kyle spent 27 days in the hospital
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