片名：《桃色公寓》（又译作：公寓春光）
1959年11月1日，纽约市的人口达到了8,042,783. On November 1, 1959, the population of New York City was 8,042,783.
如果把所有的人头尾相连按照每个人5英尺6英寸的话 If you laid them all end to end, figuring an average height of 5 feet 6 1/2 inches...
这个长度可以从时代广场一直连到巴基斯坦的卡拉奇的郊外 ...they would reach from Times Square to the outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan.
我之所以很清楚这些事情，是因为我在一家名为联合生活的保险公司工作 I know facts like this because I work for an insurance company, Consolidated Life.
一家美国前五名的大公司之一 We're one of the top five companies in the country.
我们总部有31,259名员工 Our home office has 31,259 employees...
呃，大概比密西西比河岸的那其兹的总人数还要多 ...which is more than the entire population of, uh... Natchez, Mississippi.
我在19楼工作，普通保单处理部 I work on the 19th floor. Ordinary Policy Department...
保费清算分部w分区，桌号为861 ...Premium Accounting Division, Section W, desk number 861.
我全名为CC·巴克斯特：C是卡尔文，C是克利夫德，但是人们一般都叫我巴德 My name is C.C. Baxter: C for Calvin, C for Clifford. But most people call me Bud.
我在这里工作了三年零十个月，我扣税后的实得工资是每周94.7美元 I've worked here three years, ten months, and my take-home pay is $94.70 a week.
我们部门的上班时间是从8:50到17:20. The hours in our department are 8.50 to 5.20.
16部电梯来回在每层楼忙碌，这样才能运送31,259名员工 They're staggered by floor so 16 elevators can handle the 31,259 employees...
而不至于交通堵塞 ...without a serious traffic jam.
对于我个人而言，我一般经常待在办公室里，有时候还会加班一两个小时 As for myself, I very often stay on at the office and work for an extra hour or two...
特别是天气很差的时候 ...especially when the weather is bad.
这不是因为我特别有野心，只是一种消磨时间的办法 It's not that I'm overly ambitious. It's just a way of killing time...
直到我回家时间的到来 ...until it's all right for me to go home.
你看，我的公寓有一点小问题 You see, I have this little problem with my apartment.
我住在西街60号，离中心公园只有半街之隔 I live in the West 60s, just half a block from Central Park.
我的房租是每月85美元，去年七月份还是80美元 My rent is $85 a month. It used to be $80 until last July...
直到房东太太—利伯曼夫人安装了一个二手空调后 ...when Mrs. Lieberman, the landlady, put in a second-hand air conditioner.
这确实是一间好公寓，朴实无华但还是很舒适，特别适合单身汉 It's a real nice apartment. Nothing fancy, but kind of cozy. Just right for a bachelor.
唯一的问题是我不能随心所欲地随时进去 The only problem is I can't always get in when I want to.
快停下来，塞尔维亚，我们要马上出去 Cut it out, Sylvia. We've gotta get out of here.
干什么这么慌张呢？我还想喝一杯马提尼 What's the panic? I'm gonna have another martini.
求你了，塞尔维亚，现在九点过一刻了 Please, Sylvia. It's a quarter of nine.
开始你让我在这里等，然后就一直匆匆忙忙 First you can't wait to get me here and then it's rush, rush, rush.
- 让我觉得自己是廉价的妓女 - 甜心，不是那样的 - Makes a person feel cheap. - Sweetie, it's not that.
但我答应那家伙8点整就出去的 But I promised the guy I'd be outta here by eight.
- 谁？这间公寓是谁的？ - 公司的某个傻鸟 - What guy? Whose apartment is this? - Some schnook that works in the office.
- 晚上好，巴克斯特先生 - 利伯曼夫人，你好 - Good evening, Mr. Baxter. - Mrs. Lieberman.
这糟糕的鬼天气一定是从好望角那里传过来 Some weather we're having. Must be from all that meshugaas at Cape Canaveral.
- 你被锁在门外了吗？ - 没有，没有，只是在等一个朋友 - You're locked out of your apartment? - No, no. Just waiting for a friend.
- 晚安，利伯曼夫人 - 晚安，巴克斯特先生 - Good night, Mrs. Lieberman. - Good night, Mr. Baxter.
- 你住在哪里？ - 我告诉过你了，和我母亲 - Where do you live? - I told you. With my mother.
- 她住在哪里？ - 布朗克斯，179街 - Where does she live? - 179th Street, in the Bronx.
- 好的，我送你到地铁站 - 去死吧，你应该让我打的回家 - All right. I'll take you to the subway. - Like hell you will! You'll buy me a cab.
- 为什么你们这些小姐们都住在布鲁克斯呢？ - 你还带过其他的女孩到这里？ - Why do all you dames live in the Bronx? - You bring other girls up here?
当然没有，我是一个快乐的已婚男人 Certainly not. I'm a happily married man.
你好，爵弗斯太太有什么问题吗？ - Hello there, Mrs. Dreyfuss. - Something's the matter?
哦，我好像把钥匙放在…哈，在这里 Uh, no. I... seem to have dropped my key. Ah, here it is.
我好像听到你的房间很吵啊 Such a racket I heard in your place.
你房间是不是有小偷光顾？ Maybe you had burglars?
不要担心这个，我的房间没什么好偷的，晚安 Don't worry about that. There's nothing in here anybody'd wanna steal. Good night.
很抱歉打扰你，巴德小伙，但是开始那位小姐忘了她的手套 Sorry to bother you, Buddy-boy, but the little lady forgot her galoshes.
科克比先生，你应该八点就离开的 Mr. Kirkeby, you were supposed to be outta here by eight.
我知道，任何事情都不可能像公共汽车那么准时的 I know, but those things don't always run on schedule like a Greyhound bus.
夏天还无所谓，但是在这样的一个雨天 I don't mind in the summer, but on a rainy night...
我还没有吃晚饭呢，知道知道 - I haven't had any dinner yet. - Sure, sure.
哦 Oh!
我告诉你一个从人事部舍尔爵克先生那里传来的好消息 I put in a good word for you with Sheldrake in Personnel.
舍尔爵克先生对 - Mr. Sheldrake? - That's right.
我们讨论了认识调动方面的问题，我告诉他你是非常合适的人选 We discussed manpower promotionwise. I told him you're a bright boy.
他们总是在寻找合适的年轻的经理，你马上就可以被提升上去了 They're always on the lookout for young executives. You're on your way up.
而且你的酒已经被喝光了，抵押和借贷部的爱其尔伯格先生 - And you're also out of liquor. - Mr. Eichelberger, Mortgage and Loans...
昨天晚上举行了一个万圣节晚会，给我留了一些伏特加和苦艾酒 ...last night he had a Halloween party. - Lay in some vodka and vermouth for me.
- 你还欠我两瓶酒呢 - 我星期五付钱给你 - You still owe me for the last two bottles. - I'll pay you on Friday.
对了，你曾经用过的那个奶酪搅拌器怎么了 Oh, and whatever happened to those little cheese crackers you used to have?
奶酪各搅拌器？ Cheese crackers?
干杯 Cheers.
- 晚安，巴克斯特先生 - 嗨，医生，看病这么晚回来？ - Good evening, Baxter. - Hi, Doc. Had a late call?
是的，一些小丑在斯科夫特吃三明治，总会把牙签也吃了进去 Yeah. Some clown at Schrafft's ate a club sandwich... including the toothpick.
- 哦，晚安，医生 - 回头见，巴克斯特 - Well, good night, Doc. - Say, Baxter.
像你这样天天折腾法，估计你有一个铁打的肾 The way you're beltin' that stuff, you must have cast-iron kidneys.
那不是我，只是有时候一些朋友在我这里喝酒 That's not me. Just once in a while I have a few people in for a drink.
事实上，你也确实很厉害，铁人一个 As a matter of fact, you must be an iron man all around.
每天从墙那边都传来那种声音，看来你好像每天都在做爱 From what I hear through the walls, you're at it every night.
不好意思吵这你们了，只是有时候我看连续两场的棒球赛 - I'm sorry if it gets noisy. - And sometimes there's a double-header.
像你一样平凡好了，回头见，医生 - A nebbish like you. - Yeah. Well, I'll see you, Doc.
对了，你知道我在哥伦比亚医学中心做研究 You know, I'm doing some research at the Columbia Medical Center.
- 你能帮我一个忙吗？ - 我？ - Could you do us a favor? - Me?
当你确立你的遗嘱的时候在你上天国以后，你… When you make out your will... and the way you're going, you should...
你介意把你的遗体捐赠给大学做研究吗？ ...would you mind leaving your body to the university?
我的身体？我恐怕你们要失望了。晚安，医生 My body? I'm afraid you guys'd be disappointed. Good night, Doc.
慢走，孩子 Slow down, kid.
哦，在去天堂的路上… Oh, for heaven...
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朋友们，你有摇动的假牙吗？ Friends, do you have wobbly dentures?
喂，你好，巴德小伙 - Hello. - Hiya, Buddy-boy.
我现在在61街的酒吧，于是我想给你挂个电话 I'm in this bar on 61 st Street and I figured I'd give you a little buzz.
非常感谢，但是请问您是哪位？ That's very nice of you but... who is this?
多比奇.行政部的乔·多比奇 Dobisch. Joe Dobisch, in Administration.
- 哦，我听不出你的声音 - 没有问题，巴德 - Oh, yeah. I didn't recognize your voice. - That's OK, Buddy-boy.
- 我开始说过，我在61街口 - 我想我很幸运 Like I was saying, I'm in this joint on 61 st and I think I got lucky.
很抱歉，多比奇先生，我也很想帮你，可是现在太晚了 I'm sorry, Mr. Dobisch. I like to help you fellas out, but it's sort of late.
- 我们改天再说好吗？ - 听着，小伙子，我这次控制不住 - Why don't we make it some other time? - Listen, kid. I can't pass this up.
她长得很像玛丽莲·梦露 She looks like Marilyn Monroe.
- 我已经上床睡觉了，还吃了安眠药 - 我想给你的答案是不行 I'm already in bed. And I took a sleeping pill. So I'm afraid the answer is no.
我们正在做月度绩效评估，我把你放在前十位 We're doing the monthly efficiency rating. I'm putting you in the top ten.
你不想浪费这一机会吧，不是吗？ You don't wanna louse yourself up, do you?
不想，但是如果我晚上睡不够的话，白天怎么能高效呢 No. But how can I be efficient in the office if I don't get enough sleep at night?
现在才11点，我只借用你的地方45分钟 It's only eleven, and I just want the place for 45 minutes.
我好寂寞。你到底在和谁打电话？ I'm getting lonely. Who are you talking to, anyway?
- 我母亲 - 哦，真是甜蜜，太幸福了 - My mother. - Oh, that's sweet. That's real sweet.
嗯！ Ooh!
就是30分钟，你说怎么样，巴德？ Make it 30 minutes. What do you say, Bud, huh?
我酒喝完了，而且还没有干净的杯子 I'm all out of liquor, there's no clean glasses...
- 没有奶酪搅拌器，什么都没有 - 让我来考虑这些事情吧！ - There's no cheese crackers. No nothin'. - Let me worry about that.
你只要把钥匙放在毯子下面，然后出去就行了 Just leave the key under the mat and clear out.
好吧，多比奇先生 Yes, Mr. Dobisch.
你说什么都行，多比奇先生 Anything you say, Mr. Dobisch!
一点都不麻烦，多比奇先生，别客气 No trouble at all, Mr. Dobisch! Be my guest!
巴德小伙子从来都不会让我们失望的 We never close at Buddy-boy's.
“长的像玛丽莲·梦露”！ "Looks like Marilyn Monroe"!
就是这个地方吗？是的 - This the place? - Yeah.
- 多少钱？ - 70美分 - How much? - 70 cents.
帮我拿钱，好吗？ Get the money, will you?
小心一点！ Watch those stingers!
- 给他一美元 - 谢谢，小姐 - Give him a buck. - Thanks, lady.
帮我再放回去，宝贝！ Put it back, honey!
太棒了 Attagirl.
- 你认为这是一个好主意？ - 没有比这更好的 - Are you sure this is a good idea? - Can't think of a better one.
这么晚来打扰你妈妈方便吗？ Barging in on your mother so late at night.
不要担心老太太，只要他敢发出一声抱怨，我就让她失业 Don't worry about the old lady. One squawk from her and she's out of a job.
帮我拿钥匙，好吗？ Get the key, will you?
不在那里，在地毯下面 Not there! Under the mat.
- 在地毯下面？ - 是的，快点 - Under the mat? - Yeah. Come on.
把门打开，我们不能待整个晚上的。 Open up. We haven't got all night.
- 这是你母亲的公寓吗？ - 是的 - This is your mother's apartment? - That's right.
米尔德尔德，他又在里面做爱了！ Mildred! He's at it again!
- 早上好，克科比先生你好吗？ - 巴克斯特先生 - Morning, Mr. Kirkeby. - How are you, Baxter?
- 这几天你是不是很忙？ - 是的，先生，确实很忙 - They keeping you busy these days? - Yes, sir. They are indeed.
早上好，克塞尔先生，罗宾森小姐，威廉姆斯先生，李文斯顿小姐 Good morning, Mr. Kessel, Miss Robinson, Mr. Williams, Miss Livingston.
早上好，麦克维尔先生，斯库布特夫人，戴维斯先生 Good morning, Mr. McKellway, Mrs Schubert, Mr. Davis.
- 早上好，克科比先生 - 早上好，巴克斯特先生 Good morning, Mr. Kirkeby. Good morning, Mr. Baxter.
- 早上好，库伯利克小姐 - 好了，准备出发 - Morning, Miss Kubelik. - That's all. Take it away.
请小心门口，马上出发 Watch the door, please. Blasting off.
- 你的头发怎么这样了？ - 让我很不舒服，所以我绞短了它 - What did you do to your hair? - It made me nervous so I chopped it off.
- 是不是觉得不太好？ - 不是，你这个发型是我喜欢的那种 - Big mistake, huh? - No. I sort of like it. [snuffles]
- 你很优秀 - 是的，最好不要靠太近 - You got a lulu. - Yeah. Better not get too close.
- 我从来都没有感冒 - 真的吗？ - I never catch colds. - Really?
我读过一些疾病和意外声明数据 I was reading some sickness and accident claims figures.
平均20岁到50岁的纽约人每年都会得两次半感冒 The average New Yorker aged between 20 and 50 has two and a half colds a year.
- 这让我感觉很恐怖 - 为什么？ - That makes me feel just terrible. - Why?
如果我一年一次感冒都没得，那一些可怜的家伙不是要得五次感冒了 If I have no colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year.
- 是的，是我 - 你今天早上应该在床上休息的 - Yeah. It's me. - You shoulda stayed in bed this morning.
本来昨天晚上是应该睡觉的 I shoulda stayed in bed last night.
19楼！ 19!
小心你的脚 Watch your step.
- 小心你的手，克科比先生 - 再说一遍？ - And watch your hands, Mr. Kirkeby! - Pardon?
有一天我想用这门把你夹住 One of these days I'm gonna shut these doors on you and...
下一站20层 20 next!
那个库伯利克小姐，小伙子，我想和她一起坐到中国的电梯 That Kubelik. Boy, would I like to get her on a slow elevator to China!
她是这栋楼最漂亮的操作员，我也很优秀 - She's the best operator in the building. - I'm pretty good myself.
但她从来都不和我约会，也许你能行 - But she won't give me a date. - Maybe it's your approach.
她周围很多人试过各种办法，结果都不行 A lot of guys around here have tried all kinds of approaches. No dice.
- 她想要证明什么？ - 她是一个很值得爱的女孩 - What's she trying to prove? - She could just be a nice respectable girl.
听他说过！小罗的佛特劳瑞 Listen to him! Little Lord Fauntleroy.
您好，多比奇先生，我是19层的巴克斯特先生 Hello. Mr. Dobisch? This is Baxter on the 19th floor.
哦，巴德小伙 Oh, Buddy-boy!
我正想给你打电话呢！不好意思把你的卧室墙上弄得这么脏 I was just about to call you. I'm sorry about that mess on the living room wall.
我的朋友坚持认为毕加索是个游民，于是她开始在墙上作壁画 My friend kept insisting Picasso was a bum, so she started to do that mural.
我不是为了毕加索 It's not Picasso I'm calling about.
我来要我公寓的钥匙，你说好要放在地毯下面 It's the key to my apartment. You're supposed to leave it under the mat.
我放了，我清清楚楚的记得放过了 But I did. I distinctly remember putting it there.
哦，我也找到钥匙，不过不是我的钥匙 Oh, I found the key all right. Only it's the wrong key!
是吗？怪不得我今天早上进不了经理盥洗室 It is? No wonder I couldn't get into the executive washroom this morning.
但是我却进不了我的公寓 And I couldn't get into my apartment!
于是早上四点我叫醒房东太太，撒了很多不着边际的谎言来骗她 So at 4am I gotta wake up the landlady and give her a whole song and dance.
不好意思我会派人送给你正确的房间钥匙 That's a shame. I'll send the key right down.
关于你的提升报告 And about your promotion.
我会把绩效评估报告送给人事部的舍尔爵克先生 I'll send that efficiency report to Mr. Sheldrake in Personnel.
你在今天之前应该可以听到好消息 You may hear from him before the day's over.
谢谢，多比奇先生 Thank you, Mr. Dobisch.
多比奇先生给你的 From Mr. Dobisch.
等一下 Wait.
给多比奇先生的 For Mr. Dobisch.
嗯哼，嗯哼 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
万德豪夫，公共关系部 Vanderhof. Public Relations.
哦，是巴克斯特，等我一下 Oh, yes, Baxter. Just a minute.
好的，芬奇小姐把我们说好的这些打印好 All right, Miss Finch. Type up what we got so far.
看，原来我给你安排在今天晚上的 Look, I've got you down for tonight...
但是我今天晚上要自己用公寓，所以我必须取消你预定的时间 ...but I'll be using the place myself, so I'll have to cancel.
但是今天是她的生日，我已经定了蛋糕 But it's her birthday. I already ordered the cake.
但是我病了，得了重感冒还发烧，我必须要在工作后回家睡觉 But I am sick. I got a terrible cold and a fever. I got to go to bed right after work.
如果你得了感冒，你应该去泡一晚上土耳其浴，好好出出汗 If you got a cold, you go to a Turkish bath. Spend the night. Sweat it out.
那是你为什么会得肺炎的原因。如果我得了肺炎，那我就要躺上一个月了 That's how you get pneumonia. If I got pneumonia, I'd be in bed for a month.
好的，你说得有道理，我在下个星期三晚上可以吗？ OK. You made your point. We'll just have to do it next Wednesday night.
- 只有那天我才有空 - 星期三，星期三…星期三 - It's the only night I can get away. - Wednesday, Wednesday... Wednesday.
已经有人预订了 I got somebody penciled in.
让我来安排一下，我马上给你回复 Let me see what I can do. I'll get back to you.
- 爱奇尔伯格先生 - 哦，是巴克斯特，有什么事情？ - Mr. Eichelberger. - Oh, yes, Baxter. What's your problem?
星期三不行？天啊，这把我的日程弄得一团糟 Wednesday is out? Oh, that throws a little monkey wrench into my agenda.
星期四？不行，那一整天我都没有空 Thursday? No, I'm all tied up on Thursday.
让我来排排时间，呃，在星期五怎么样？ Let's schedule that, uh... meeting for Friday.
星期五 Friday.
让我来盘算一下，等一下给你回复 Let me see what I can do. I'll get back to you.
在保险金和保单种类方面，我们比去年增长了18% Premiumwise and billingwise, we are 18 percent ahead of last year Octoberwise.
喂？哦，巴克斯特，有什么事情？ Hello? Yeah, Baxter. What's up?
我把你的时间从星期五调到星期四如何？ Instead of Friday, could you possibly switch to Thursday?
你帮了我一个大忙了 You'd be doing me a great favor.
然我来看看，等下回复你 Let me check. I'll get back to you.
联合生活，我以后联系你 Consolidated Life. I'll connect you.
塞尔维亚，你的电话 Sylvia, it's for you.
喂？ Yeah?
你好 Oh, hello.
我当然自己回家了，你欠我45美分 Sure I got home all right. You owe me 45 cents.
听着，塞尔维亚，不在星期五，我们星期四晚上如何？ Look, Sylvia. Instead of Friday, could we make it Thursday night?
星期四？！那好吧，那就取消和鲍勃·斯戴布的约会！ Thursday?! Well, that's The Untouchables with Bob Stack!
鲍勃是谁？ Bob who?
好的，那我们在公寓碰面，有什么了不起！ All right, so we'll watch it at the apartment. Big deal!
喂，巴克斯特吗？星期四可以了 Hello, Baxter? It's OK for Thursday.
谢谢，克科比先生 Thank you, Mr. Kirkeby.
爱奇尔伯格先生，星期五可以了 Mr. Eichelberger, it's OK for Friday.
万德豪夫先生，星期三可以了 Mr. Vanderhof? OK for Wednesday.
好的，我会告诉他的 All right. I'll tell him.
嗨，巴克斯特，人事部舍尔爵克先生的秘书给你打了电话 Hey, Baxter, that was Personnel. Mr. Sheldrake's secretary.
她在开始的20分钟里一直想找你，他们让你上楼 She's been trying to reach you for the last 20 minutes. They want you upstairs.
- 你要升职，还是被炒鱿鱼？ - 那我们来小赌一把如何？ - Are you getting promoted? Or fired? - Would you care to make a small wager?
- 我在这里待的时间是你的两倍，但是… - 赌一美元如何？ - I've been here twice as long as you but... - Let's say a dollar?
赌就赌！ It's a bet!
- 上去吗？ - 哦，对不起 - Going up? - Oh! Excuse me.
27楼，谢谢！小心一点，你在运送一件重要的货物，也就是指大人物 27, please. Drive carefully. You're carrying precious cargo. I mean manpowerwise.
27楼. 27.
看不出来吧，我是公司业绩评估的前十名… You may not realize it, but I am in the top ten, efficiencywise...
今天我很有可能被提升 ...and this may be the day promotionwise.
你说话已经开始像克科比先生了 You're beginning to sound like Mr. Kirkeby already.
- 为什么不呢，当他们把我送到楼上。 - 为什么这种事情不能发生在一个好人身上呢 - Why not, as they're kicking me upstairs? - Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
你知道，你是电梯里唯一脱帽的人 You know, you're the only one who takes his hat off in the elevator.
这是电梯里男人们的事情 Something happens to men in elevators.
这是地位改变的缘故，血都冲到他们的头上了 It's the change of altitude. The blood rushes to their head.
- 我可以给你讲一些故事 - 我很乐意听 - I could tell you stories... - I'd love to hear 'em.
我们什么时候在外面吃顿饭如何 We could have lunch in the cafeteria sometime.
或者在工作后的某个晚上 Or some evening, after work?
- 27楼到 - 哦 - 27. - Oh.
- 我希望你一切顺利 - 我也希望如此 - I hope everything goes all right. - I hope so.
他们今天给我打电话，我的感冒也好些了 They would call me today, what with my cold.
- 我看起来精神吗？ - 很好，等一下 - How do I look? - Fine. Wait.
谢谢！ Thank you.
我注意到了，当你在电梯上的时候，你总会戴一朵小花 I noticed, when you were still on the local elevator, you always wore a flower.
祝你好运，把你的鼻子擦干净 Good luck. And wipe your nose.
CC·巴克斯特，普通保费清算部，舍尔爵克先生叫我 C.C. Baxter, Ordinary Premium Accounting. Mr. Sheldrake called me.
我找你，而且我都找你20分钟了 I called you. That is, I tried to for 20 minutes.
- 不好意思 - 进去吧 - I'm sorry. - Go on in.
- 巴克斯特？ - 是的，先生 - Baxter? - Yes, sir.
进来，进来 Come in, come in.
我正在想你长什么样子，巴克斯特 I was sort of wondering what you looked like, Baxter.
- 请坐 - 谢谢，舍尔爵克先生 - Sit down. - Yes, Mr. Sheldrake.
我听说一些人都说你很优秀 Been hearing some nice things about you.
克比奇先生说你忠诚，富有合作精神，很有潜力 Mr. Dobisch says you're loyal, cooperative, resourceful.
- 他这么说？ - 克科比先生说你经常加班 - Mr. Dobisch said that? - Mr. Kirkeby tells me you often work late...
- 却不领加班费 - 你知道的，事情总是一大堆 ...without overtime. - You know how it is. Things pile up.
公共关系部的万德豪夫先生，抵押和借贷部的爱奇尔伯格先生 Mr. Vanderhof in Public Relations and Mr. Eichelberger in Mortgage and Loans...
都希望你能调到他们的部门 ...would both like you transferred to their departments.
太过奖了 Very flattering.
告诉我，巴克斯特，究竟是什么原因让你这么受人欢迎？ Tell me, Baxter. Just what is it that makes you so popular?
- 我不知道 - 想一想 - I don't know. - Think.
- 你能在重复一下问题吗？ - 听着，巴克斯特，我并不傻 - Would you mind repeating the question? - Look, Baxter. I'm not stupid.
我知道这栋大楼每年每天发生的事情 I know everything that goes on in this building every day of the year.
真的吗？ You do?
1957年我们这里有一个雇员，名叫弗劳尔，他也很受欢迎 In 1957 we had an employee here, name of Fowler. He was very popular too.
后来才知道他在开一个赌马的投注点 It turned out he was running a bookie joint...
连上我们的接线总机，并用我们的IBM计算机来计算冷门 ...tying up our switchboard, using our IBM machines to figure the odds.
在肯塔基德比赛的前一天我告诉了刑警队，他们逮捕了他 The day before the Kentucky Derby I called in the vice squad, who raided him.
- 刑警队？ - 是的 - The vice squad? - That's right.
这和我有什么关系呢？我没有开任何一个赌马的投注点 What's that got to do with me? I'm not running any bookie joint.
那你开的是哪种中介站呢？先生？ - Just what kind of joint are you running? - Sir?
一个联结从克科比到万德豪夫，到艾奇尔伯格，再到多比奇的关键东西 A key is floating around from Kirkeby to Vanderhof to Eichelberger to Dobisch.
这个东西好像是一间公寓 It's the key to a certain apartment.
- 知道公寓是谁的吗？ - 谁？ - Know who that apartment belongs to? - Who?
忠诚的，极具潜力和合作精神的CC·巴克斯特先生 Loyal, resourceful, cooperative C.C. Baxter.
- 哦 - 你打算否认这一切吗？ - Oh. - Are you going to deny it?
不，我不想否认这一切，如果你能给我一个解释的机会 No. I'm not going to deny it. If you'd just let me explain.
说吧！ You'd better.
好 Well...
大约一年前，我正在上夜校，学习高级会计 ...about a year ago, I was going to night school, studying advanced accounting.
我们部门的一个住在泽西的家伙，要参加镇上的一个晚宴 One of the guys in our department... lives in Jersey... had to go to a banquet in town.
他需要一个地方来换燕尾服，于是我把钥匙借给了他 He needed someplace to change into a tuxedo, so I gave him the key.
这个消息一下全传开了，忽然间所有人都要参加晚宴 Word must've gotten out because all sorts of guys were suddenly going to banquets.
你把钥匙给了这个人，你就不能拒绝另外一个，事情终于无法控制 You give the key to one guy, you can't say no to another. It all got out of hand.
巴克斯特，一个保险公司是建立在公众信任之上的 Baxter, an insurance company is founded on public trust.
一个雇员的行为如果不典的话 Any employee who conducts himself in a manner unbecoming...
你们这一个小团体有几个人？ How many charter members are there in this little club?
只有四个，31,259人中的四个 Just those four. Out of a total of 31,259.
所以我们应该为我们的员工自豪，这个比例很小 So actually we can be very proud of our personnel... percentagewise.
但这不是重点，一个篮子中的四个烂苹果，不管这个篮子有多大… That's not the point. Four rotten apples in a barrel, however large the barrel...
- 你意识到这有多大的损害 - 不会的 - Do you realize if this ever leaked out... - It won't!
相信我，再也不会了，从现在开始没有人会用我的钥匙 Believe me. Never again. Nobody is gonna use my apartment from now on.
- 你的公寓在哪里？ - 西67街 - Where is your apartment? - West 67th Street.
你不知道我是怎么和邻居和房东太太处理关于钥匙的事情 You have no idea what I go through with the neighbors, the landlady and the key.
你是怎么把钥匙给他们的？ How do you work it with the key?
我把钥匙在办公室的时候给他们，他们走的时候放在毯子下面，我保证再也不会了 I slip it to 'em in the office and they leave it under a mat. Never again. I promise.
- 奥尔森小姐，有什么事情？ - 舍尔爵克太太，在2线给你回电话. - Yes, Miss Olsen? - Mrs. Sheldrake, returning your call. On 2.
亲爱的，你在哪里呢？ Yes, dear. Where were you?
你应该带托米看牙医的？没有虫牙？好的，等一下，亲爱的。 You had to take Tommy to the dentist? No cavities? Good. Hold it, dear.
- 你去哪里，巴克斯特先生？ - 我不想打扰你 - Where are you going, Baxter? - I don't wanna intrude.
- 既然事情已经清楚了 - 我和你还有事情 - Since this is straightened out... - I'm not through with you yet.
我今天晚上不能回家吃晚饭了 I won't be home for dinner tonight.
从堪萨斯来的分部经理今天在这里，我要陪他去看戏 The branch manager from Kansas City is in town. I'm taking him to the theater.
剧名叫《音乐人》，还有什么事情吗？ Music Man. What else?
不，不要等我，亲爱的，再见 No, don't wait up for me, darling. Goodbye.
告诉我，巴克斯特你看过《音乐人》这部戏吗？ Tell me, Baxter. Have you seen Music Man?
还没有，不过听说很不错 Not yet. I hear it's one swell show.
今天晚上你去怎么样？ How would you like to go tonight?
你和我吗？我想你要陪那位从堪萨斯来的经理吧！ You and me? I thought you were taking the branch manager from Kansas City.
不，我有其他的事情，你可以把这两张票都拿去 No, I have other plans. You can have both tickets.
哦，你太好了 Well... that's very kind of you.
但是我今天身体不太舒服，感冒了，我只想马上回家休息 But I'm not feeling well. I've got this cold. I'm gonna go right home.
巴克斯特，你没有弄懂我的意思，我告诉你有计划的 Baxter, you're not reading me. I told you I have plans.
我也是，我就想吃四片阿斯匹林，然后上床睡觉 So do I. I'm gonna take four aspirins, get into bed.
那您把票给别人吧！ So give the tickets to somebody else.
听着，巴克斯特，我不是想白给你票，我想和你交换 Look, Baxter. I'm not just giving these tickets. I wanna swap them.
交换？换什么？ Swap 'em? For what?
他们还说你头脑机敏，狡猾还非常有想象力 It also says here that you are alert, astute and quite imaginative.
哦？ Oh?
哦 Oh...
这就对了，巴克斯特，下个月人事部会有一个调动的机会 That's good thinking, Baxter. There's gonna be a shift in personnel next month.
据我所知你是一个当经理的好材料 And as far as I'm concerned, you are executive material.
- 我？ - 现在你把钥匙留下 - I am? - Now put down the key.
写好你的地址 And put down the address.
我的公寓在二楼，门上什么都没有，只写着公寓2A。 It's on the second floor. There's no name over the door. It just says apartment 2A.
很冷吗？放松点，巴克斯特 - It's that cold. - Relax, Baxter.
好的，谢谢 Yes, thank you, sir.
你们应该注意点唱片机，小声点，否则邻居会抱怨的 You will be careful with the record player? Shh.
对了，还有酒的问题 Oh, and about the liquor.
我今天上午已经预订了，我不知道他们会什么时候送过来 I ordered some this morning. I don't know when they'll deliver it.
- 这是我们的小秘密 - 当然 - This is going to be our little secret. - Of course.
- 你知道人言可畏 - 不要担心 - You know how people talk. - Don't worry about that.
- 我没有什么好隐藏的 - 是，总之，这不关我的事 - Not that I have anything to hide. - No! Anyway, it's none of my business.
4个人，5个人，有什么区别呢？ Four apples, five apples. What's the difference?
很好的比率 Percentagewise.
给你，巴克斯特先生，玩得愉快 Here you are, Baxter. Have a nice time.
你也一样，先生 You too, sir.
我认为担任像他这种职位的人，他会带我去摩洛哥，可能是21。 So I figure, a man in his position, he'll take me to El Morocco, maybe 21.
结果他却带我去什么汉堡天堂和一个傻瓜的公寓 Instead he takes me to Hamburger Heaven and some schnook's apartment.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
嘿，库伯利克小姐 Oh! Miss Kubelik?
我一直在等你，都差一点认不出你了 I've been waiting for you. I almost didn't recognize you.
这是第一次我看你穿便装 This is the first time I've seen you in civilian clothes.
- 到27楼结果如何？ - 非常好 - How'd it go on the 27th floor? - Great.
- 你看过《音乐人》吗？ - 没有 - Look, have you seen The Music Man? - No.
- 那你想不想去看呢？ - 当然 - Would you like to? - Sure.
我们可以先去吃点什么然后再去看戏 We could get a bite to eat first, and then go.
- 哦，你是说今晚吗？ - 对啊！ - Oh, you mean tonight? - Yeah.
- 不好意思，恐怕不行，我已经约了别人 - 太糟糕了 - I'm sorry, I can't. I'm meeting somebody. - Oh.
- 你是指，和你的…你的女性朋友约会？ - 不，一个男的 - You mean... like a girlfriend? - No. Like a man.
我想这不是我个人的意见，公司的同事都在想你是否已经… I wasn't trying to be personal. The fellas in the office were wondering if you ever...
你随便什么时候告诉他们 You tell 'em now and then.
这个约会…就是一个约会？有什么很严重的问题吗？ This date, is it... just a date? Or is it something serious?
哦，曾经是一个很严重的问题，至少对我是的，但对他就不是 Well, it used to be serious. At least, I was. But he wasn't.
所以现在整件事情多多少少，意义都不大了 So now the whole thing's more or less kaput.
- 如果那样的话，你能不能… - 恐怕不行 - In that case, couldn't you... - I'm afraid not.
我答应他和他喝酒的，他已经约我一个星期了 I promised I'd have a drink with him. He's been calling me all week.
我明白 I understand.
哦，这只是我的建议，我不想看到这两张戏票浪费 Well, it was just an idea. I hate to see a theater ticket go to waste.
- 这场戏什么时候开始？ - 20:30 - What time does the show go on? - 8:30.
好吧，我尽可能到戏院找你 Well, I could meet you at the theatre.
太好了，就在44街 That's wonderful! It's the Majestic on 44th Street.
我在大堂等你 I'll meet you in the lobby.
你知道的，早上我的精神很差，好像得了101感冒 You know, I felt so lousy this morning. Had 101 fever.
现在我得到了升迁，并且还有11排中间的座位 Now along comes my promotion and us... 11 th row centre.
你还说我要躺在床上休息 And you said I should've stayed in bed.
- 你感冒怎样了？ - 什么感冒 - How is your cold? - What cold?
看完戏我还能在镇上到处逛逛 After the show we could go out on the town. [hums dance tune]
- 我从亚瑟莫里那里得到了力量 - 我明白 - I've been taking from Arthur Murray. - So I see.
在村上的EI奇科有一支很好的乐队 There's a great band at El Chico, in the Village.
- 就在你家附近的拐口处 - 听起来很不错 - Around the corner from where you live. - Sounds good.
- 你怎么知道我住在哪里？ - 哦，…我甚至知道你和谁一起住 - How do you know where I live? - Oh, I... even know who you live with.
你姐姐和姐夫 Your sister and brother-in-law.
我知道你什么时候在哪里生的，我知道所有关于你的事情 I know when you were born and where. I know all sorts of things about you.
你怎么知道这些的？ How come?
几个月前在集团的人身保险里，我看到了你的资料卡片 A couple of months ago I looked up your card in the group insurance file.
我知道你的身高体重，你的社保号码 I know your height and your weight and your social security number.
你得过腮腺炎和麻疹，你的阑尾已经被割掉了 You had mumps and measles and you had your appendix out.
不要给公司的那帮家伙说我割了阑尾 Don't mention the appendix to the fellas in the office.
我不想让人家在那里乱猜：你是怎么知道我割了阑尾？再见！ I wouldn't want 'em to get the wrong idea about how you found out. Bye.
20:30！ 8:30!
- 晚上好，舍尔爵克先生 - 弗兰，请不要这么大声 - Good evening, Mr. Sheldrake. - Please, Fran. Not so loud.
你还害怕有人看到我们在一起？ Still afraid someone might see us together?
- 我来帮你放大衣 - 不，杰夫，我不能待太久 - Let me take your coat. - No, Jeff. I can't stay very long.
- 我能喝一杯冰冻的待克瑞鸡尾酒吗？ - 马上就到 - Can I have a frozen daiquiri? - It's on the way.
- 我看到你走过来，而且头发已经剪短了 - 没错 - I see you went ahead and cut your hair. - That's right.
- 你知道我更喜欢你留长头发的 - 我知道 - You know I liked it better long. - I know.
你还想你的钱包有一个锁呢！ You want a lock to carry in your wallet?
- 晚上好，女士，很高兴再次看到你 - 谢谢 - Evening, lady. Nice to see you again. - Thank you.
已经有多久了，弗兰？一个月吗？ How long has it been, Fran? A month?
6个星期，那有什么意义呢 Six weeks. But who's counting?
我想你 I missed you.
老土 Like old times.
同样的座位，同样的音乐 Same booth. Same song.
- 糟糕透了 - 同样酸甜的沙司 - It's been hell. - Same sauce. Sweet-and-sour.
你不知道那是什么感觉，在电梯里与你隔肩而立 You don't know what it's like, next to you in that elevator.
“早上好，库伯利克小姐。”“晚上好，舍尔爵克先生。” "Good morning, Miss Kubelik." "Good night, Mr. Sheldrake."
弗兰，我对你仍是一往情深 I'm still crazy about you, Fran.
- 杰夫，请不要开始就这样说，好吗？ - 我只是开始讲述我对你的真情 Let's not start on that again, Jeff. Please? I'm just beginning to get over it.
鬼才信你 I don't believe you.
听者，杰夫，这个夏天的两个月，我们过得很开心 Look, Jeff. We had two wonderful months this summer.
但是那都已经过去了 But that was it. Happens all the time.
妻子和孩子一出国旅游，老板就可以和他的秘书… Wife and kids go away to the country and the boss has a fling with his secretary...
…或者发廊妹，或者电梯小姐偷欢. ...or the manicurist, or the elevator girl.
九月份来到的时候，野餐结束了，也是说再见的时候了 Come September, the picnic's over. Goodbye.
子女们要重新回到学校，老板也要回到他夫人的身边… The kids go back to school, the boss goes back to the wife...
…至于那可怜的女孩 ...and the girl...
他们再也不会像以往一样，做她爱吃的龙虾 They don't make these shrimp like they used to.
弗兰，我从来都没有说分手 I never said goodbye, Fran.
有那么一段时间，你开玩笑说，说你快乐得像一个单身汉 For a while there, you try kidding yourself that you're going with an unmarried man.
然后，有一天他就开始不停地看表 Then one day he keeps looking at his watch...
…并问我你身上是不是还有口红的痕迹。 ...and asks you if any lipstick's showing...
…然后就冲出去，去赶开往白色平原的火车 ...then rushes out to catch the 7:14 to White Plains.
就像喝一杯速溶咖啡一样潇洒… So you fix yourself a cup of instant coffee...
…你坐在那里，然后在想… ...and you sit there by yourself and you think...
…一切看起来都是那么的无聊. ...and it all begins to look so... ugly.
你知道我赶19:14回家的火车是什么感受吗？ How do you think I felt riding home on that 7:14 train?
杰夫，你为什么还要给我打电话？你还要我怎么样？ Why do you keep calling me, Jeff? What do you want from me?
弗兰，我想你回到我身边 I want you back, Fran.
不好意思，舍尔爵克先生，我现在很忙，你应该去找另外一个人去了 Sorry, Mr. Sheldrake. I'm full up. You'll have to take the next elevator.
弗兰，你都不给我一个机会，我有一些事情要告诉你 You're not giving me a chance, Fran. I have something to tell you.
- 快说啊，什么事情 - 不在这里，我们能换一个地方吗？ - Go ahead. Tell me. - Not here. Can't we go someplace else?
- 不行，我在8:30还有一个约会 - 什么？ - No. I have a date at 8:30. - Oh?
- 很重要吗？ - 不是，但是我不能爽约. - Important? - Not very, but I'm gonna be there anyway.
- 你想现在吃东西吗？ - 不，我不想吃 - You ready order dinner now? - No. No dinner.
再来两杯，好吗？ Just bring us two more drinks, will you?
弗兰，你还记得我们在一起的那个周末吗？ Fran, do you remember that last weekend we had?
我记得！你租的那条破船，让我穿着黑色的睡衣，还戴着救生圈 Do I! That leaky boat you rented, and me in a black negligee and a life preserver.
那你记得我们说过什么吗？ Do you remember what we talked about?
- 我们说过的一些事情 - 我会离婚的。 - We talked about a lot of things. - I mean about my getting a divorce.
我们没有说过这个，杰夫。是你说的 We didn't talk about it, Jeff. You did.
你不相信我，是吗？ You didn't believe me, did you?
他们现在换了一张唱片。“音乐把她带到身边。” They got it on a long-playing record now. "Music to String Her Along By."
“我妻子根本不理解我。你是我碰到的让我最幸福的人” "My wife doesn't understand me. You're the best thing that ever happened to me."
- 这还不够嘛？弗兰。 - “相信我，宝贝，一切都会好的。” - That's enough, Fran. - "Trust me, baby. We'll work it out."
- 别开玩笑了 - 我没有 - You're not being funny. - I wasn't trying.
- 弗兰，你就听我讲几分钟。 - 好吧。对不起。 - Fran, just listen to me for a minute. - All right. I'm sorry.
我今天早上去见律师了，向他问了些解决问题的方案。 I saw my lawyer this morning. I wanted his advice about the best way to handle it.
- 解决什么问题？ - 你认为呢？ - Handle what? - What do you think?
老实说，杰夫，我从来都没有让你离开你的妻子 Let's get something straight, Jeff. I never asked you to leave your wife.
当然没有。你不要多想。 Of course not. You had nothing to do with it.
你确认你是认真的吗？ Are you sure that's what you want?
当然…只要你说你还爱我 I'm sure... if you'll just tell me that you still love me.
你知道我的心意 You know I do.
弗兰 Fran.
杰夫，亲爱的… Jeff, darling...
这里人太多了，我们出去吧！ It is getting crowded. Let's get out of here.
出租车！ Taxi!
- 杰夫，我还有个约会，记得吗？ - 但是我爱你，记得吗？ - Jeff, I have that date, remember? - But I love you, remember?
我们去哪儿？ - [Whistles] - Where are we going?
- 不会再去那条破船吧？ - 我保证不会。 - Not back to that leaky boat? - I promise.
西67街51号 51 West 67th.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
你在意吗？CC·巴克斯特，是我。 Would you mind? C.C. Baxter... that's me.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗨，巴德男孩，恭喜你，真让人开心 Hi, Buddy-boy. Congratulations and all that jazz.
嘿，好家伙好了，你升职了，正如我们许诺的那样 - Hi, fellas. - Well, you made it, just like we promised.
真漂亮的办公室，看看门上的名字，地上的毯子 Quite an office. Name on the door, rug on the floor.
团队工作：是一个组织存在的前提。人人为我，我为人人 Teamwork: That's what counts in this organization. All for one and one for all.
- 知道我什么意思吗？ - 不太清楚 - Know what I mean? - I have a vague idea.
巴克斯特，我们对你有点失望，竟然一点感谢的表示都没有 Baxter, we're a little disappointed in you, gratitudewise.
- 哦，我非常感谢各位的帮助 - 那你为什么把我们拒之门外呢？ - Oh, I'm very grateful. - Then why are you locking us out?
哦，过去几个星期里对大家确有不周之处，那是因为我感冒了… Well, it's been sort of rough the past few weeks, what with my cold and... like that.
我们把你提上来，现在你却不理我们了 We went to bat for you. Now you won't play ball with us.
说到底，这是我的公寓，我的私人财产，不是公众的游乐场 After all, it's my apartment. It's private property, not a public playground.
你是不是也找了一个女朋友？这没有问题，你总不会每天晚上都做爱吧！ So you got yourself a girl. That's OK with us. But not every night in the week!
你怎么能这么自私呢？ How selfish can you get?
上个星期我不得不借我侄子的汽车，带着塞维利亚开车到泽西的汽车旅馆 Last week I had to use my nephew's car and take Sylvia to a drive-in in Jersey.
我太老了，不能那样折腾，我是说在大众汽车里 I'm too old for that sort of thing... I mean in a Volkswagen.
我很同情你。相信我，我对此也非常的难过 I sympathize with you. Believe me, I'm very sorry.
- 你会为此更后悔的。 - 你在威胁我吗？ - You'll be a lot sorrier. - Are you threatening me?
听着，巴克斯特，我们可以提你上来，也可以把你踢回原形 Listen, Baxter. We made you and we can break you.
- 早上好，舍尔爵克先生。 - 早上好，先生们 - Good morning, Mr. Sheldrake. - Good morning, gentlemen.
- 巴克斯特，喜欢你的办公室吗？ - 是的，先生，非常感谢你的提携 - Baxter, do you like your office? - Yes, sir. I wanna thank you very much.
不要谢我，都是你这里的朋友大力推荐你的 Don't thank me. Your friends here recommended you.
我们顺便过来来祝他好运，我们知道你不会让我们失望的 - We just dropped by to wish him luck. - We know you won't let us down.
再见，有空过来坐坐。我办公室的大门…永远对你们敞开 So long, fellas. Drop in any time. The door is always open... to my office.
我喜欢你处事的方式，巴克斯特先生 I like the way you handled that, Baxter.
- 做经理的感觉如何？ - 哦，很好 - How does it feel to be an executive? - Oh, fine.
- 我会努力工作来增强你对我的信心 - 我相信你会的 - I'll work hard to justify your confidence. - I'm sure you will.
关于你公寓的事情，既然你已经提升了，我们能不能多配一把钥匙 About the apartment. Now that you've got a raise, can't we afford a second key?
- 我想没问题的 - 你知道我的秘书，奥尔森小姐？ - I guess so. - You know my secretary, Miss Olsen?
- 哦，她也是你喜欢的人之一吗？ - 哦，不不不 - Oh, yeah. Is she the lucky girl that? - Oh, no, no.
我只是说她是那种喜欢多管闲事的人，把钥匙递来递去的… I just meant that she's kind of a busybody, and passing that key back and forth...
- 万一被她发现的话… - 你不用太谨慎了 - Why take chances? - You can't be too careful.
对了，我想…我这里可能有一些东西是你的 Oh, I... have something I think belongs to you.
- 我的？ - 我是说那位年轻的女士，虽然我不知道她是谁 - Me? - I mean the young lady, whoever she is.
- 昨天晚上我回来的时候发现的 - 哦，谢谢 - I found it when I got back last night. - Oh. Thanks.
镜子是破的。当我发现的时候就是破的 The mirror is broken. It was broken when I found it.
- 哦，她用这镜子砸了我。 - 没事吧，先生？ - Yeah. She threw it at me. - Sir?
你知道这是什么回事的了，他们总不会让你好过的 You know how it is. They always give you a bad time.
哦，我知道 Yeah, I know how it is.
你每天对着一个女孩笑，他们就认为你要和你的妻子离婚 You see a girl every week for laughs and they think you're gonna divorce your wife.
- 我问你，这公平吗？ - 不，非常不公平 - Now I ask you, is that fair? - No, sir. It's very unfair.
特别是对你的妻子。是的 - Especially to your wife. - Yeah.
你知道，巴克斯特，我很羡慕你，一个单身汉，想干什么，就干什么，无所顾忌 You know, Baxter, I envy you. A bachelor, all the dames you want, no complications.
那才是真正的生活 That's the life all right.
- 我星期四还需要那公寓 - 明白 - Put me down for Thursday again. - Roger.
到时候我就用那把钥匙 And I'll get that other key.
- 圣诞快乐，到时候再联系 - 圣诞快乐，联合生活 - Merry Christmas. I'll connect you. - Merry Christmas. Consolidated Life.
圣诞快乐，我正在打电话 Merry Christmas. I'm ringing.
喂？喂？ Yeah? Yeah?!
哪里？ Where?
你猜！ You bet!
有人占住我的线路。19楼有一个晚会 Somebody watch my line. There's a swingin' party on the 19th floor!
我们滑雪多快乐，我们坐在雪橇上 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
嗨，叮叮当，叮叮当，铃儿响叮当 Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
我们滑雪多快乐，我们坐在雪橇上 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
于是我对他说：“去你的吧，要么自己找辆大卡车要么就换个小点儿的姑娘吧” So I said to him "Never again. Either you get yourself a bigger car or a smaller girl."
库伯利克小姐… Miss Kubelik? Miss...
- 圣诞快乐 - 谢谢 - Merry Christmas. - Thank you.
- 我感觉你好像在躲着我 - 为什么会这么想呢？ - I thought you were avoiding me. - What gave you that idea?
在6个星期里你只坐过一次我的电梯，而且还戴着帽子 In six weeks you've only been in my elevator once, and you kept on your hat.
事实上，那天晚上我等了很久，你都没有到，这确实让我很伤心 As a matter of fact, I was rather hurt that night you stood me up.
我知道，这的确不可原谅 I don't blame you. It was unforgivable.
- 我原谅你了 - 你不会的 - I forgive you. - You shouldn't.
这种事情你也没有办法的，你不可能突然对那个男人说… You couldn't help it. You can't suddenly walk out on one man...
因为我和另外一个男人还有一个约会 ...because you have a date with another man.
- 你做得没错 - 不要太自信 - You did the decent thing. - Don't be too sure.
就是因为我穿的是制服，这并不能使我成为一个女童子军 Just because I wear a uniform, that doesn't make me a Girl Scout.
第二管理助理应该是一个非常好的职位 A second administrative assistant has to be a pretty good judge of character.
而且据我所知，你非常优秀 And as far as I'm concerned, you're tops.
我使说你非常的优雅，有气质 I mean decencywise and... otherwisewise.
干杯 Cheers.
- 再来一杯 - 我操作电梯的时候不能喝酒 - One more. - I shouldn't drink while driving.
你说得很对，凭借我的权利我宣布这部电梯停止工作 You're so right. By the power vested in me, I declare this elevator out of order.
我们去和他们一起狂欢吗？ Shall we join the natives?
- 为什么不呢，他们这么的友好 - 你还不相信吗？ - Why not? They seem friendly enough. - Don't you believe it.
这里将有人作出牺牲…白领们将东西投进计算机 There'll be human sacrifices. White-collar workers tossed into computers...
打得全是小方孔 ...and punched full of little square holes.
- 你喝了几杯了？ - 三杯 - How many drinks did you have? - Three!
- 我想也是的 - 等一下，我听到了流水声 - I thought so. - Wait. I hear the sound of running water.
- 我马上就回来 - 我等你 - I'll be right back! - I'll be right here.
嗨！ Hi!
你好，来自堪萨斯的分部经理？ How's the branch manager from Kansas City?
- 对不起，请再说一遍 - 我是奥尔森小姐 - I beg your pardon? - I'm Miss Olsen.
舍尔爵克先生的秘书 Mr. Sheldrake's secretary.
所以你不要在我面前装无辜。 So you don't have to play innocent with me.
他曾经告诉他妻子我是来自西雅图的经理 He used to tell his wife I was the branch manager from Seattle...
四年前当我们在一起疯狂的玩乐的时候… ...four years ago when we were having a little ring-a-ding-ding.
- 我不知道你在说什么 - 在我之前是审计部的罗斯小姐 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Before me it was Miss Rossi in Auditing.
在我之后是死亡险部门的科奇小姐 And after me it was Miss Koch in Disability.
在你之前也是一个小姐，呃… And right before you was a Miss, um...
哦，她叫什么名字，在25楼工作 Oh, what's her name? On the 25th floor.
你应该说声对不起？为什么？你什么都没有做 - Would you excuse me? - What for? You haven't done anything.
是他，哦，那个推销员！ It's him. Oh, what a salesman!
总是坐在那个中餐厅同样的位子… Always the last booth in the Chinese restaurant...
…又用同样的借口和他妻子离婚 ...and the same pitch about divorcing his wife.
然后，最后一切都鸡飞蛋打 Then, in the end, you wind up with egg foo yung on your face.
库伯利克小姐 Miss Kubelik!
哦，谢谢你，奥尔森小姐 Well, thank you, Miss Olsen.
非常乐意为我们的服务姑娘稍尽绵薄之力 Always happy to do a little something for our girls in uniform.
你还好吗？出什么事情了吗？ Are you all right? What's the matter?
没有，只是这里人太多了 Nothing. There are just too many people here.
为什么不到我的办公室坐坐呢？有些事情我想征求你的意见 Why don't we step into my office? There's something I want your opinion about.
我现在已经拥有自己的办公室。我是公司第二个最年轻的经理 I have my own office now. I'm the second youngest executive in this company.
另一个年轻人是董事长的孙子 The only one younger is a grandson of the chairman of the board.
觉得怎么样？ Do you mind?
库伯利克小姐，我想听听你的真实意见 Miss Kubelik, I would like your honest opinion.
我已经放在我办公室桌子下面一个星期了，还花了我15美元 I've had this under my desk for a week. It cost me $15.
我还没有完全准备好去戴它 I haven't been able to get up enough nerve to wear it.
这是他们说的高级经理的模样，你认为怎么样？ It's what they call the Junior Executive model. What do you think?
我想我是不是犯了一个愚蠢的错误，呃？ I guess I made a boo-boo, huh?
- 我觉得很好 - 真的吗？ - I like it. - Really?
你不要觉得戴这帽子很丢人 You wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with somebody in this hat?
- 当然不会 - 也许如果我往这边歪一点 - Of course not. - Maybe if I wore it a little to one side.
- 那样是不是好些？ - 好多了 - Is that better? - Much better.
既然你不怕被我看到你戴这帽子. Since you wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with me...
我们今天晚上出去如何，你，我，还有这高帽子 ...how about goin' out tonight... you, me and the bowler?
我们在第五大街逛逛，好好休息一下 We'll stroll down 5th Avenue, sort of break it in.
- 今天我心情不太好 - 我明白，圣诞节不能和家人在一起 - This is a bad day for me. - I understand. Christmas and family.
我要回去了，否则我会被炒掉的. I'd better get back to my elevator or I'll be fired.
不要担心，我想我在人事部还有一些影响力 Don't worry about that. I've got quite a bit of influence with Personnel.
你认识舍尔爵克先生吗？ You know Mr. Sheldrake?
- 怎么了？ - 他和我的关系就像这样 - Why? - He and I are like that.
他送给我一张圣诞卡片，看到没有？ Sent me a Christmas card. See?
很漂亮的卡片 Makes a cute picture.
我会和舍尔爵克先生说让他提升你 I could talk to Mr. Sheldrake. Get you a promotion.
你想做一个电梯操作班长吗？太多女孩比我优秀 - Would you like to be an elevator starter? - Too many girls have seniority over me.
没有问题，为什么我们不讨论一下假期呢？ No problem. Why don't we discuss it over the holidays?
我会给你打电话，邀请你出来，让大家都知道，还有我戴这顶帽子！ I could call you, pick you up, have a big unveiling. Am I wearing this right?
我知道了，这里 I think so. Here.
是不是翘得太厉害了？这是一家很保守的公司 It's not tilted too much? This is a conservative firm.
我不想让人们误认为我是一个哗众取宠的人 I don't want people to think I'm an entertainer.
怎么了？ What's the matter?
- 你的镜子，好像破了。 - 是的，我知道 - The mirror. It's broken. - Yes, I know.
我喜欢这样。让我可以按照我想要的方式照镜子 I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.
你的电话 Your phone.
是吗？ Yes?
哦，等一下 Uh, just a minute.
- 如果你不介意的话，这是一个私人电话。 - 圣诞快乐 - If you don't mind, this is sort of personal. - Have a nice Christmas.
舍尔爵克先生 Yes, Mr. Sheldrake.
不，我没有忘，我家的圣诞树已经做好了，汤姆和杰瑞的礼物我都放在冰箱了 No, I didn't forget. The tree is up and the Tom and Jerry mix is in the refrigerator.
是的，圣诞快乐 Yes, sir. Same to you.
嘿，你准备去哪儿，巴德小伙？ Hey! Where are you goin', Buddy-boy?
晚会才开始 The party's just starting.
听着，小伙子，给我安排一个时间，明天下午如何？ Listen, kid. Gimme a break. How about tomorrow afternoon?
我再也不能带她去车上做爱了，汽车没有空调？四点如何，好吗？ I can't take her to that drive-in again. The car has no heater. Four o'clock. OK?
嗨，查理，给我一小杯波旁，快上来，我的雪橇是双人座 Hey, Charlie! Gimme a shot of bourbon, and step on it! My sleigh is double-parked!
你给我买一杯酒，我给你放一些音乐 You buy me a drink, I'll buy you some music.
罗姆克林斯 Rum Collins.
呃… Uh...
罗姆克林斯…这些年轻母亲之一 Rum Collins and... another one of these little mothers.
你喜欢卡斯特罗吗？ You like Castro?
我的意思是说你对卡斯特罗的看法如何？ I mean, how do you feel about Castro?
- 谁是卡斯特罗？ - 你知道的，古巴的大人物 - What is Castro? - You know. That big shot down in Cuba.
- 留着一个大胡子 - 他怎么了 - With the crazy beard. - What about him?
因为据我所知，他是一个不折不扣的大流氓 Cause as far as I'm concerned, he's a no-good fink.
两个星期之前，我给他写信他却没有给我回复 Two weeks ago I wrote him a letter. Never even answered me.
那又怎么样？ That so?
我让他做的就只是放米奇出来过圣诞节 All I wanted him to do was let Mickey out for Christmas.
- 谁是米奇？ - 我丈夫 - Who's Mickey? - My husband.
他现在在哈瓦那坐牢 He's in Havana, in jail.
- 他参加了那次革命吗？ - 米奇不会坐那样的事情的 - Mixed up in that revolution? - Mickey would do nothin' like that.
他是一个训马师，他们让他训马 He's a jockey. They caught him dopin' a horse.
哦，那你不要对他们抱什么希望 Well, you can't win 'em all.
今天是圣诞前夜，整栋房子 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
没有一点生气… Not a creature was stirrin'...
什么都没有，一点动静都没有 Nothin'. No action.
极度沉闷，无聊至极 Dullsville.
- 你结婚了吗？ - 没有 - You married? - No.
- 有家庭吗？ - 没有 - Family? - No.
这样的一个夜晚，想你这样的幽灵走进一间空荡荡的公寓 A night like this, it sort of spooks you to walk into an empty apartment.
我说我没有家庭，这不代表我的公寓就是空荡荡的 I said I had no family. I didn't say I had an empty apartment.
快点，弗兰，不要这样子了 Come on, Fran. Don't be that way.
你还打算坐在这里不停地抱怨我吗？ Are you just gonna sit there and keep bawling?
为什么不和我说话呢？你总要告诉我哪里做错了吧 You won't talk to me? You won't tell me what's wrong?
我知道你认为我在推托你…假设当你结婚12年后 I know you think I'm stalling you but... when you've been married for 12 years...
你能硬下心肠说“我已经厌倦了，咱们离婚吧！” ...you just don't sit down to breakfast and say "Pass the sugar. I want a divorce."
很多事情不是想象的那么容易 It's not that easy.
总之，现在的时机还不成熟，我儿子正在放假，岳父母也还在我家里住着 Anyway, this is the wrong time. The kids are off school, my in-laws are visiting.
我不能现在和他们撕破脸皮， I can't bring it up now.
这不象你啊，弗兰，你是个非常开朗的女孩，和你在一起总是很开心的 This isn't like you, Fran. You were always such a good sport. Such fun to be with.
对，我是一个快乐的傻瓜，总被人笑话 That's me. The happy idiot. A million laughs.
好了，这样才对嘛，至少你能和我说话了 Well, that's a little more like it. At least you're speaking to me.
今天公司晚会我碰到了一件有趣的事情 A funny thing happened to me at the office party today.
我碰到了你的秘书，奥尔森小姐 I ran into your secretary, Miss Olsen.
你知道的，一个曾经和你热恋的人 You know. Ring-a-ding-ding?
我被她气死了，我不想活了 And I laughed so much, I like to died.
弗兰，是这件事情在困扰你吗？奥尔森小姐？都是陈年旧事了 Is that what's been bothering you, Fran? Miss Olsen? That's ancient history.
哎呀，我的记性向来都不是太好 Well, I never was very good at history.
让我来帮你想想，先是奥尔森小姐，然后是洛斯小姐 Let me see. There was Miss Olsen, and then there was Miss Rossi.
不，她还在前面，奥尔森小姐，后面是科其小姐 No, she came before. Miss Koch came after Miss Olsen.
好了，弗兰…你现在想一想 - Now, Fran... - And just think.
这个房子里是不是还要有人像我一样成为你的幸运女孩？ Right now some lucky girl in the building is gonna come after me.
不要说了，弗兰，我想也许是我罪有应得 OK. OK, Fran. I guess I deserved that.
但是你问问你自己：为什么一个男人会追求这么多的女孩，这么花心？ But ask yourself: Why does a man run around with a lot of girls?
因为他在家里不开心，因为他很孤独，这才是真正的原因 Because he's unhappy at home. Because he's lonely. That's why.
这些都在你之前，弗兰，我现在已经不再花心了 But that was before you, Fran. I've stopped running.
我怎么会这么愚蠢呢？你肯定在想我早就被你吃透了 How could I be so stupid? You'd think I would've learned by now.
当你爱上一个已婚男人的时候，就注定没有好结局。 When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.
弗兰，今天是圣诞夜，我们不要吵架，好吗？ It's Christmas Eve, Fran. Let's not fight, huh?
- 圣诞快乐！ - 这是什么？ - Merry Christmas. - What is it?
我们中餐厅朋友送的 Oh. Our friend at the Chinese restaurant.
- 谢谢，弗兰，我们最好把它放在这里。 - 是的。 - Thanks, Fran. We'd better keep it here. - Yeah, we'd better.
对了，我也为你准备了一份礼物 Oh, I have a present for you.
我不知道给你买什么东西好，另外…我也很不喜欢去逛街买东西，因此… I didn't know what to get you. Besides, it's kind of awkward for me shopping, so...
我给你100美元，你自己看着喜欢什么就买什么吧！ Here's $100. You go and buy yourself something.
在伯格道夫专卖店有一些很好的鳄鱼皮包 They have some nice alligator bags at Bergdorf's.
想不到现在这么晚了，都已经七点差十分了，我现在必须去赶火车去了 I didn't realize it was so late. It's quarter to seven. I mustn't miss my train.
如果不是我们已经浪费了这么多时间的话，我可能现在已经到家修剪圣诞树了 If we hadn't wasted all this time... I have to get home and trim the tree.
那好，我就当作是我陪你的报酬 OK. I just thought, as long as it was paid for...
弗兰，不要这样说话 Don't ever talk like that, Fran.
不要把自己说得这么不值钱，100美元？我才不会这么便宜的！ - Don't make yourself out to be cheap. - $100? I don't call that cheap.
你是不是还给这间公寓的人付过钱了？ And you must be paying somebody something for the use of the apartment.
住嘴，弗兰 Stop it, Fran.
杰夫，你快赶不上火车了 You'll miss your train, Jeff.
你和我一起出去吗？ Are you coming?
不，你先走，我还要补补妆 No, you run along. I'm gonna fix my face.
不要忘记关灯，我们星期一见 Don't forget to kill the lights. See you Monday.
好的，星期一…星期四 Sure. Monday... and Thursday...
然后又是星期一，又是星期四 ...and Monday again, and Thursday again.
弗兰，这种情况不会很久的 It won't always be like this, Fran.
我爱你 I love you.
小心一点，不要沾到口红了 Careful. Lipstick.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
- 快喝完，要关门了 - 还早呢，查理 - Drink up, pop. It's closing time. - But it's early, Charlie.
- 难道你不知道今天是什么日子吗？ - 我知道，查理 - Don't you know what night this is? - I know, Charlie. I know.
我为一个团体工作 I work for the outfit.
嗨，快停下来，听到没有？快回家 Hey, knock it off, will ya? Go home.
出去！出去！ O-U-T. Out!
我们去哪里？我的地方还是你的？ Where'll we go? My place or yours?
最好到我那里去，他们每个人都这样干 Might as well go to mine. Everybody else does.
可怜的宝贝，我还在想那个在哈瓦那坐牢的可怜虫 Poor Mickey. When I think of him all by himself in that jail in Havana...
你想看看他的照片吗？ Would you like to see his picture?
不是很想看 Not particularly.
他很聪明，身高5英尺2英寸，99磅 He's so cute. He's 5 foot 2, 99 pounds.
就像一个吉娃娃那样可爱 Like a little Chihuahua.
- 我能问你一个私人的问题吗？ - 没问题 - Can I ask you a personal question? - No.
你有女朋友吗？ You got a girlfriend?
她可能是一个姑娘，但她不是我的女朋友 She may be a girl but she is no friend of mine.
- 你还想她，不是吗？ - 很明显你不太了解我 - Still stuck on her, huh? - Obviously you don't know me very well.
- 我根本不了解你 - 让我来自我介绍一下 - I don't know you at all. - Permit me.
CC·巴克斯特，高级经理，亚瑟墨里大学毕业，还不错吧 C.C. Baxter. Junior executive, Arthur Murray graduate... lover.
我叫麦戈道格拉斯·马吉夫人 I'm Mrs. MacDougall. Margie to you.
这边走，麦戈道格拉斯夫人 This way, Mrs. MacDougall.
哦，这是一间单身公寓 Say! This is snugsville!
麦戈道格拉斯夫人，我要警告你，不要乱说话。 Mrs. MacDougall, it's only fair to warn you...
你现在是和我这样一个如饥似渴的风骚女人一起。 ...you are now alone with a notorious sexpot.
- 别逗了 - 问问这附近的人 - No kiddin'! - Ask anybody around here.
事实上，往常这个时候我都要离开这里的，十分不爽 As a matter of fact, when it's time for me to go... and I may go just like that...
我已经承诺把我的身体在我上天堂后捐给哥伦比亚医学研究中心 I have promised my body to the Columbia Medical Center.
切！你这种大笨鹅才会这样想 Gee! Sort of gives you goose bumps just to think about it.
宝贝，他们还没有最后拿走我的身体，从厨房拿些冰出来 They haven't got me yet, baby. Dig up some ice from the kitchen.
春宵一刻值千金，快点来啊 Let's not waste any more time preliminarywise.
我就来，亲爱的 I'm with you, lover.
好了，库伯利克小姐，快起来 All right, Miss Kubelik. Get up.
快点，时间已经过了 Come on. It's past checking-out time.
如果你现在从这里出去，我会对你感激不尽的 The management would appreciate it if you'd get the hell outta here.
我是曾经喜欢你，非常的喜欢你，可是…我们之间已经没有什么了，快走开 I used to like you. I used to like you a lot. Well, it's all over between us, so beat it.
出去！出——去！ O-U-T, out!
快点，快醒醒 Come on, wake up.
哦，天啊 Oh my God.
库伯利克小姐？ Miss Kubelik?
库伯利克小姐？
为了把这个破托盘拿出来，我的指甲也被弄断了 I broke a nail tryin' to get the tray out.
你应该买一个新冰箱了 You oughta buy yourself a new refrigerator.
我不是指现在 I didn't mean right now!
爵发斯医生 Dr. Dreyfuss.
医生 Doc!
我这里有一位姑娘吃了很多安眠药，我叫不醒她 There's a girl in my place, took some sleeping pills. I can't wake her up.
- 等我拿一下我的医药包 - 快一点 - Let me get my bag. - Hurry up!
嘿，在这里，亲爱的！你跑来跑去干什么？ Hey, over here, lover. What's all the running around about?
你现在自己穿衣服出去 You're gonna wear yourself out.
- 不要这么粗鲁，亲爱的 - 晚安 - Not so rough, honey! - Good night.
- 晚安？ - 聚会结束了 - Good night?! - The party's over.
什么？难道我做错了什么吗？ What? Did I do somethin' wrong?
是一个意外，我们再约时间吧 It's an emergency. I'll see you some other time.
不是这一个，在那里，医生 Not this one. In there, Doc.
- 这里到底发生什么了？ - 你能现在给我出去吗？ - What's goin' on here, anyway? - Will you please just get out?!
我的鞋！ My shoes!
你是这么的可人，性感！ Some lover you are! Some sexpot!
快去找一个电话亭，给你哈瓦那的老公打个电话 Here. Find a phone. Call your husband in Havana.
你说对了，我会告诉他你怎么对待我的，他会把你揍成猪头一样 You bet I will! And when I tell him how you treated me, he'll push your face in!
人渣！ You fink!
她没事吧，医生？ Is she gonna be all right, Doc?
- 那瓶里还有多少安眠药 - 大概半瓶吧，12粒左右 - How many pills were in that bottle? - It was half-full. About a dozen.
- 你不需要把她送到医院吧？ - 帮帮我，好吗？ - Do you have to take her to the hospital? - Help me, will you?
- 快把她扶到洗手间 - 你有什么打算？ - Into the bathroom. - What are you gonna do?
让她把安眠药吐出来，希望不要太迟 Get that stuff out of her stomach if it isn't too late.
你要干的事情就是冲好一些咖啡，然后待在一边祈祷 You'd better put some coffee on, and pray.
拿着我的包 Bring my bag.
把她右边的袖子卷起来 Roll up her right sleeve.
拿着 Hold that.
好美丽的血管 Nice veins.
能告诉我发生什么事情了吗？ Wanna tell me what happened?
我不知道，我的意思是，开始我根本不在这里 I don't know. I mean, I wasn't even here.
你知道的，我们前段时间不是讨论过这样的事情嘛 You see, we had... some words earlier.
没有什么严重，事实上就是我们情人间的吵架 It was nothin' serious. You might call it a lovers' quarrel.
于是你就跑出去，很快就认识了另外一位夫人 So you went right out and picked yourself up another dame.
就是那，你知道，巴克斯特，你还是很讨人喜欢的 - Something like that. - You know, Baxter, you're a real cutie pie.
对，确实如此 Yes, you are.
如果你晚回来半个小时的，你可能已经收到一份特别的圣诞节礼物 If you'd come home half an hour later, you'd have had quite a Christmas present.
把咖啡拿过来 Get the coffee.
把窗户打开透透气 Let's get some air in here. Open the windows.
她叫什么名字？ What's her name?
库伯利克·弗兰小姐 Miss Kubelik. Fran.
弗兰，我是一个医生，我在这里是因为你吃了过量的安眠药 Fran, I'm a doctor. I'm here because you took too many sleeping pills.
你明白我说什么吗？ Do you understand what I'm saying?
弗兰，我是爵福斯医生，我是来帮你的 Fran, I'm Dr. Dreyfuss. I'm here to help you.
你吃了那所有的安眠药？还记得吗？ You took all those sleeping pills. Remember?
- 安眠药 - 对，弗兰，我还是个医生 - Sleeping pills. - That's right, Fran. And I'm a doctor.
- 医生？ - 爵福斯医生 - Doctor? - Dr. Dreyfuss.
爵福斯 Dreyfuss.
再多拿点咖啡过来 Get more coffee.
现在你再告诉我，我叫什么名字？ Now tell me again. What's my name?
爵福斯医生 Dr... Dreyfuss.
你刚才干了什么？ And what happened to you?
我… I...
我吃了安眠药 I took sleeping pills.
你知道你现在在哪里吗？ Do you know where you are?
- 不知道 - 好，做得很好，弗兰，现在要集中精神 - No. - Yes, you do, Fran. Now concentrate!
我不知道 I don't know.
你知道他是谁吗？ Do you know who that is?
看着他 Look at him.
19楼的巴克斯特先生 Mr. Baxter. 19th floor.
你好，库伯利克小姐 Hello, Miss Kubelik.
先生？小姐？你们怎么这么客气啊？ Mr? Miss? Such politeness!
我们在同一栋大厦工作，我们不想惊动别人 We work in the same building. We try to keep it quiet.
你在这里干什么？ What are you doing here?
你还记得我们在公司的晚会上在一起吗？ Don't you remember we were together at the office party?
哦，是的，公司晚会 Oh, yes. The office party.
- 还有奥尔森小姐 - 对 - Miss Olsen. - That's right.
我告诉你我们吵了一架，这就是整件事情的缘由 I told you we had a fight. That was what it was about.
奥尔森小姐开始的时候也在这里 Miss Olsen. That girl that was here earlier.
我不明白 I don't understand.
整件事情就是我及时赶回，你也没事了，你说呢，医生 The main thing is I got here in time and you're gonna be all right. Isn't she, Doc?
我很累 I'm so tired.
快点，把这些喝下去 Come on. Drink this.
求求你了…让我睡觉吧！ Please... just let me sleep.
不行，你现在不能睡觉。听着，弗兰，睁开眼睛 No, you can't sleep! Fran, open your eyes!
让我们来扶着她走路 Let's get her walking.
在接下来的几个小时我们必须让她保持清醒。快点，弗兰，走路 We've got to keep her awake for the next few hours. Now come on, Fran, walk!
1，2，3，4 One, two, three, four!
左，右，左，右… Left, right, left, right...
…左，右，再来！ ...left, right and return!
1，2，3，4！ And... one, two, three, four!
就这样，继续！1，2，3，4 Now you've got it! One, two, three, four!
走路，弗兰！1，2，3，4 Walk, Fran! One, two, three, four!
左，右，再来！ One, two... And return again.
左，右，左，右… And... left, right, left, right.
在接下来的24小时内，她会时醒时睡 She'll sleep on and off for the next 24 hours.
好的，等她醒了，她还需要好好的睡上一觉才行 Of course, she'll have a dandy hangover when she wakes up.
直到她完全好了为止 Just as long as she's OK.
这些活儿对于医生来说比病人更辛苦，我应该按照公里收费 These cases are harder on the doctor than the patient. I oughta charge by the mile.
- 还有咖啡吗？ - 是的，当然有 - Any of that coffee left? - Yeah, sure.
她的名字怎么拼？ How do you spell her last name?
库伯利克，两个K Kubelik. Two k's.
她的地址？ What's her address?
她住在哪里？ Where does she live?
医生，你问这些有什么用？ Why do you wanna know, Doc?
- 你不用报告这些东西不是吗？ - 这是惯例 - You don't have to report this, do you? - It's regulations.
这是个意外，她喝太多了，都不知道自己在干什么！ But it was an accident. She had too much to drink, didn't know what she was doing.
不要给她留下什么自杀或者其他的记录 There was no suicide note or anything.
- 我要为她着想！ - 你也是吧！ - I'm not thinkin' about myself. - Aren't you?
她还有家，办公室的同事 She's got a family, and there's the people at the office.
你能不能忘记你是一个医生，只是把自己当作我的邻居 Can't you forget you're a doctor, just say you're here as a neighbor?
好吧，作为一个医生，我不能说这是一个意外！ Well, as a doctor, I can't prove it wasn't an accident.
但是作为你的邻居，我很想揍你一顿 But as your neighbor, I'd like to kick you around the block.
- 我把这个冷冻一下你介意吗？ - 自便 - Mind if I cool this off? - Help yourself.
我不知道你对这个女孩作了什么 I don't know what you did to that girl...
但是现在事情都已经发生了，不管你是采取什么方式 ...but it was bound to happen, the way you carry on.
种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆，不管什么结果，都是需要你自己承担的 Live now, pay later. Diners Club!
巴克斯特，你为什么这么不成熟呢？你要成为一个高尚的人 Why don't you grow up, Baxter? Be a mensch.
- 你知道我什么意思吗？ - 不是很明确 - You know what that means? - I'm not sure.
一个高尚的人，一个真正受人尊敬的人 A mensch! A human being!
这次你幸运逃脱，这是你的运气 So you got off easy this time. So you were lucky.
但是你不可能老是这么走运的，因为江山易改，本性难移，你还是会这样干 But you're not out of the woods yet, because most of 'em try it again.
好了，如果你需要我，你应该知道在哪里找我 Well, you know where I am if you need me.
巴克斯特先生？这么早就出去 Mr. Baxter! Open up already.
哦 Oh.
- 李伯曼夫人 - 你以为是谁？克瑞斯·克瑞格？ - Mrs. Lieberman. - Who did you think it was? Kriss Kringle?
昨天晚上这里怎么了？ What was going on here last night?
昨晚？好像在行军一样！咚咚咚的！ - Last night? - All that marching! Tramp, tramp, tramp!
可能是军队演习吧？我再也不会邀请那些家伙了 - Army maneuvers maybe? - I'll never invite those people again.
把房子出租给单身汉感觉好吧？整晚上都没有睡个10分钟的安稳觉 What you get from renting to bachelors. All night I didn't sleep ten minutes.
- 我肯定你把爵福斯医生喊起来了 - 不要担心，他现在出去看病去了 - And I'm sure you woke up Dr. Dreyfuss. - Don't worry. He was out on a case.
巴克斯特先生，我警告你：这是高级公寓，不是下等旅社。 I'm warning you, Mr. Baxter. This is a respectable house, not a honky-tonky.
快点，奥斯卡 Come on, Oscar.
总机，请帮我接通白色庄园的JD·舍尔爵克先生的电话 Operator, I want White Plains, New York. Mr. J.D. Sheldrake.
记住这是一个私人电话 Make that person-to-person.
5，4，3，2，1… Five, four, three, two, one...
让她全速前进 Let her rip!
我来接电话 I'll get the phone.
爸爸，为什么我们不在火箭这里放一只苍蝇呢 Hey, Dad, why don't we put a fly in the nose cone?
- 如果我们能把它活着带回来的话 - 好主意 - See if we can bring it back alive. - That's a thought.
也许我们能够放两只苍蝇，看他们能不能在太空中繁殖 Maybe we should put in two flies and see if they'll propagate in orbit.
- 看她们能干什么？ - 繁殖啊，你知道，就是生小苍蝇 - See if they'll what? - Propagate. You know. Multiply.
- 小苍蝇 - 呵，呵 - Baby flies? - Oh. Oh!
- 你的电话，爸爸 - 谢谢，杰夫 - It's for you, Dad. - Thanks, Jeff.
一个叫巴克斯特的先生，说是私人电话 A Mr. Baxter. Person-to-person.
快点，帮我放一些苍蝇 Come on. Help me round up some flies.
- 你好？巴克斯特先生，你脑子出问题了么？ - 发生了一些很重要的事情 - Hello? What's on your mind, Baxter? - Something came up that's important.
我想你最好尽快赶到我的公寓和我见面 I think you should see me at the apartment as soon as possible.
- 究竟是怎么回事？ - 我不想在电话上谈这件事情 - What's this all about? - I didn't wanna tell you over the phone.
在晚会后，你知道我的意思，我昨天晚上在我的公寓发现她了 But that certain party... You know who I mean. I found her here last night.
- 她服用了大量的安眠药 - 什么？ - She took an overdose of sleeping pills. - What?!
- 杰夫，是谁啊，你和谁讲电话呢？ - 我们的一个员工出了意外 - What is it, Jeff? Who's on the phone? - One of our employees had an accident.
我不知道为什么他们总是在圣诞节用这些事情来烦我 I don't know why they bother me with these things on Christmas Day.
是的，巴克斯特先生 Yes, Baxter.
情况有多严重 Just how serious is it?
还好，危险期已经过了，但是她现在还在沉睡 It was touch and go there for a while, but she's sleeping it off now.
我想你最好当她醒来的时候能在这里 I thought maybe you'd like to be here when she wakes up.
那不可能，巴克斯特，你要一个人帮我搞定这件事情 That's impossible. You'll have to handle the situation yourself, Baxter.
- 事实上，我非常相信你的能力 - 知道，先生，我明白 - As a matter of fact, I'm counting on you. - Yes, sir. I understand.
她留下一封信，你需要我现在打开给你读信的内容吗？ She left a letter. Would you like me to open it and read it to you?
当然，这只是一个建议 Well, it was just a suggestion.
而且我已经把你的名字擦掉了，你不用担心 No, don't worry. I kept your name out of it, so there'll be no trouble...
警察局或者媒体方面会有什么麻烦 ...policewise or newspaperwise.
你知道，这个医生是我的朋友，这方面你也不用太过担心 You see, the doctor is a friend of mine, so we were very lucky in that respect.
事实上，他都以为她是我的女朋友 Actually, he thinks she's my girl.
这只是他的错误判断 No, he just jumped to the conclusion.
在这附近我被他们认为是一个花花公子 Around here I'm known as quite a ladies' man.
当然，我们现在还没有完全脱离危险，有时候，他们还会找麻烦的 Of course, we're not out of the woods yet. Sometimes they try it again.
我明白，我会尽量摆平这一切，估计她可能还要好几天才能完全康复 Yes, sir. I'll do my best. It'll take her a couple of days to fully recover...
而且房东太太那里还会有一些麻烦 ...and I may have a little problem with the landlady.
好了，舍尔爵克先生，我会尽可能的把她留在公寓里 OK, Mr. Sheldrake. I'll keep her in the apartment as long as I can.
你需要我给你传些什么口信吗？ Isn't there some sort of message you want me to give her?
哦，让我想想 Well, I'll... think of something.
好吧，再见，舍尔爵克先生 Yes, sir. Goodbye, Mr. Sheldrake.
对不起 I'm sorry.
- 非常抱歉，巴克斯特先生。 - 你怎么能下床乱走呢？ - I'm sorry, Mr. Baxter. - What are you doing out of bed?
我不知道这会是你的公寓 I didn't know. I had no idea this was your apartment.
到这里，我来帮你 Here. Let me help you.
我没脸活下去了 Oh, I'm so ashamed.
你为什么不让我死呢？ Why didn't you just let me die?
这是什么话？你只是情绪有些失控，但是现在一切都过去了 What kind of talk is that? You got a little overemotional, but you're fine now.
哦 Oh!
我的头好痛，好想要裂了一样 Oh, my head! It feels just like a big wad of chewing gum.
- 现在几点了？ - 2点 - What time is it? - Two o'clock.
我的衣服到哪里去了，我现在要回家 Oh, my dress. I have to go home.
你现在不适合到任何地方去，只能马上给我回到床上去 You're in no shape to go anywhere but back to bed.
- 你不希望我在这里 - 怎么会呢 - You don't want me here. - Sure I do. I...
圣诞节的时候有人做伴真好 It's always nice to have company for Christmas.
我没事，我只想刷牙 - I'm stronger than you are. - I just wanna brush my teeth.
哦，当然可以，我想你可以在那里找到一个新的牙刷 Oh. Of course. I think I can find a new toothbrush somewhere.
在这里，把衣服穿上 Here. Put that on.
- 想吃点早餐吗？ - 不，我没有胃口 - How about some breakfast? - No. I don't want anything.
我来给你倒一些咖啡吧！ I'll fix you some coffee.
哦，竟然都喝光了，你昨天晚上喝太多了 Oh! We're all out of coffee. You had quite a lot last night.
我马上回来 Back in a minute.
爵福斯太太，你能借我一些咖啡吗 Mrs. Dreyfuss, could I borrow some coffee?
- 加一个桔子和两个鸡蛋？ - 鸡蛋，他为我要的，还有桔子！ - And an orange and a couple of eggs? - Eggs, he asks me for! Oranges!
你现在需要好好补补身体，我老公，就是你的医生，从来都不对我隐瞒的 What you need is a good horsewhipping! From me the doctor has no secrets.
可怜的姑娘，干什么要干这样的傻事呢 Poor girl. How could you do such a thing?
我什么也没干，实话说，这只是… I didn't do anything. Honest. It's just...
你和她在一起只是为了玩乐，而她却认为你值得托付终身 You take a girl out just for laughs and she thinks you're serious marriagewise.
大人物，对于你，我才懒的伺候你 Big shot! For you, I wouldn't lift a finger!
但对于她，我将会准备一些东西喂她吃 But for her, I'll fix a little something to eat.
你在和谁打电话？ Who are you calling?
我姐姐，告诉她我发生什么事了 My sister, to tell her what happened to me.
等一下，我们先来谈一谈，你打算告诉她什么？ Wait a minute! Let's talk it over first. Just what are you gonna tell her?
- 我还没有太明确的打算 - 好的，你最好想清楚一些 - I haven't figured it out exactly. - Well, you'd better figure it out exactly.
假设她问你昨天晚上为什么不回家，你会怎么回答？ Suppose she asks you why you didn't come home last night.
我会说陪一个朋友 I'll say I spent the night with a friend.
- 谁？ - 公司的同事 - Who? - Someone from the office.
- 你现在在哪里？ - 在他的公寓 - Where are you now? - In his apartment.
- 他的公寓 - 在她的公寓 - In his apartment? - In her apartment.
- 你朋友叫什么名字？ - 巴克斯特 - What's your friend's name? - Baxter.
- 她姓什么？ - 不记得了 - What's her first name? - Miss.
- 你什么时候回家 - 直到我能走路为止 - When are you comin' home? - As soon as I can walk.
- 你的腿受伤了吗？ - 不是，是我的胃不舒服 - Your legs hurt? - No, my stomach.
- 你的胃？ - 他们一定会盘问到底的 - Your stomach? - They had to pump it out!
你现在不能给任何人打电话，直到你完全清醒为止 You shouldn't call anybody. Not till you get the chewing gum out of your head.
他们会担心我的，可能会报警的 They'll be worried about me. They might call the police.
我们必须要非常小心，我们不想牵连任何人 We have to be careful. We don't wanna involve anybody.
毕竟，舍尔爵克先生已经结婚了 After all, Mr. Sheldrake's a married man.
谢谢提醒我 Thanks for reminding me!
我不是这个意思 I didn't mean it that way.
我刚才和他通过电话，他非常关心你 I was just talking to him on the phone. He's very concerned about you.
他没有骂我吗？ He doesn't give a damn about me.
你错了，他告诉我一一他这个大骗子 - You're wrong. He told me... - He's a liar.
这根本不算是最坏的情形 But that's not the worst part.
最糟糕的是我还爱他 The worst part is I still love him.
哦，肯定是爵福斯夫人过来了
Oh. That must be Mrs. Dreyfuss.
记得昨天晚上来的医生吗？她是他的妻子 Remember the doctor from last night? That's his wife.
我们的受害人在哪里呢？ So where's the victim?
拿看刀 Max the Knife!
- 呃，小姐，今天感觉如何？ - 我不知道，只是有一些晕 - Nu, little lady, how are we feeling today? - I don't know. Kind of dizzy.
治头晕最好的办法就是鸡汤肉丝面，再来一杯茶 The best thing for dizzy is noodle soup with chicken white meat and a glass tea.
- 不用，谢谢，我真的不饿 - 快吃点，对你身体很好的 - No, thank you. I'm really not hungry. - Go ahead, eat. Enjoy.
你不会把这东西当餐巾吧？ You wouldn't have such a thing as a napkin, would you?
- 我有一些纸巾 - 不像话，真是垮掉的一代 - I have some paper towels. - Beatnik.
在我的厨房，第三格，餐巾就放在银餐具下面 In my kitchen, third drawer, under the good silver, are napkins.
好的，爵福斯太太 Yes, Mrs. Dreyfuss.
那你还等什么呢？看戏呢？ So, what are you waiting for? A singing commercial?
- 我吃不下 - 你必须吃一点 - I can't eat. - You must eat.
你必须好起来，忘记这个薄情寡义的家伙 And you must get healthy and you must forget him.
当他第一次搬进来的时候，我觉得他还是一个好小伙子 Such a fine boy he seemed when he first moved in here.
整洁干练，一个前途无量的大学生 Clean and cut, a regular lvy Leaguer.
结果他却是一个喜欢喝酒、跳恰恰舞的毫无品位 Turns out he's King Farouk, with the drinking, with the cha-cha.
还没有餐巾 With the no napkins.
象你这样的一个女孩，你愿意让你的后半生充满悲伤吗？ A girl like you, for the rest of your life you wanna cry in your noodle soup?
谁会需要呢？你现在听我说 Who needs it? Now you listen to me.
你肯定会找到一个非常好的很有潜力的男人，或者一个钻石王老五 You'll find yourself a nice, substantial man... a widower, maybe...
成立一个幸福美满的家庭，而不是吃安眠药 ...and settle down, instead of noshing all those sleeping pills.
为什么？为谁呢？为一些喜欢社交与享乐的人？ For what? For whom? For some good-time Charlie?
餐巾拿到了，我们喝些香槟如何 One napkin comin' up. Wish we had some champagne to wrap it around.
- 我告诉你什么了？ - 爵福斯太太，你不需要在这里等 - What did I tell you? - Mrs. Dreyfuss, you don't have to wait.
我要回去洗碗去了，你现在休息一下，这些东西等我回来拿 - I'll wash the dishes. - You'd break 'em. I'll come back for them.
如果他欺负你，就叫我一声 If he makes trouble, give me a yell.
- 她好像不太喜欢你啊 - 哦，没关系，我不在乎 - She doesn't seem to like you very much. - Oh, I don't mind.
实际上，我反而觉得受宠若惊 As a matter of fact, I'm sort of flattered.
他们都认为象你这样的女孩会为了象我这样的人做这样的傻事 That anybody'd think a girl like you would do a thing like this over a guy like me.
你看到这里的东西没有？一个信封？ Did you find something here? An envelope?
是的，在我这里 Yes. I've got it.
你觉得我们是不是最好把它销毁，这样就不会给别人抓到把柄 Don't you think we'd better destroy it so it won't fall in the wrong hands?
打开 Open it.
这里什么也没有，就只有100美元 There's nothing here but a $100 bill.
是的，你是不是想让舍尔爵克拿到这东西 That's right. Will you see that Mr. Sheldrake gets it?
当然 Sure.
把这拿开，好吗？ Take this away, will you?
想不想看电视？要不我把它移过来 Would you like me to move the television set in here?
- 你会玩拉米纸牌吗？ - 不太会 - You play gin rummy? - I'm not very good at it.
- 我会，我们来玩牌吧！ - 你不用陪我玩的 - I am. Let me get the cards. - You don't have to entertain me.
你知道的，这里没有什么可以让我们两个人一起玩的东西 There's nothing I'd like better. You know. Togetherness.
猜猜上一个圣诞节我干什么，吃自助晚餐，逛逛动物园 Guess what I did last Christmas. Had dinner at the automat, went to the zoo...
然后回家，在艾其伯格走了以后打扫卫生 ...then came home and cleaned up after Mr. Eichelberger.
他在这里开了一个蛋酒晚会 He had a little eggnog party here.
所以今年我就一个人清清静静的过 So I'm way ahead this year.
3叉，两个黑桃？ Three across. Spades double?
好牌 High deals.
6？8. Six? Eight.
我想你要彻底放弃了. I think I'm gonna give it all up.
放弃什么？ Give what up?
为什么人们必须相爱呢？ Why do people have to love people, anyway?
我知道你的意思。 I know what you mean.
皇后(Q) Queen.
- 我也不想这样 - 快拿一张牌 - I don't want it. - Pick a card.
你认为一个人在出车祸的时候，还是糊里糊涂应该算什么？ What do you call it when somebody keeps gettin' smashed up in car accidents?
- 恶意索赔的危险？ - 那是我和男人 - Bad insurance risk? - That's me with men.
人家都说我是白虎星。我的初吻是在一个墓地里发生的. I was jinxed from the word go. First time I was ever kissed was in a cemetery.
墓地里？ A cemetery?
那时我15岁，喜欢到那里躲着抽烟 I was 15. We used to go there to smoke.
他叫乔治，后来为了一个鼓队长把我甩了 His name was George and he threw me over for a drum majorette.
Uh，gin. Uh, gin.
10，20…36，再加上25就是61还有两盒 That's 10, 20... 36. And 25 makes 61 and two boxes.
我总是容易陷入情网 I have this talent for falling in love...
但总是在错误的时间、错误的地点爱上不该爱的人 ...with the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
哦，那你总共爱上了几个人？ Well, how many guys were there?
三个 Three.
最近的一个是公司的财务经理，后来被遣送回匹茨伯格的老家 The last one was the manager of a finance company back home in Pittsburgh.
他们发现他的账目有巨大的差异 They found a shortage in his accounts.
他让我等他，他是1965年走的 He asked me to wait for him. He'll be out in 1965.
切牌 Cut.
于是我返回纽约并和我的姐姐，姐夫住在一起，他是出租车司机. So I came to New York and moved in with my sister and her husband, a cab driver.
他们送我读了一个秘书学校，然后我在联合生活保险申请了一份工作 They sent me to secretarial school and then I applied for a job at Consolidated.
但是我的打字考试不及格 But I flunked the typing test.
- 太慢了？ - 不是，我打得飞快 - Too slow? - No. I can type up a storm.
我不会写字 I just can't spell.
于是他们给我一双白手套，把我安置在电梯里 So they gave me a pair of white gloves and stuck me in an elevator.
于是我碰到了杰夫 And that's how I met Jeff.
天啊，于是我被他缠上了 Oh God, I'm so fouled up.
现在我能做什么呢？ What am I gonna do now?
我又赢了你一手牌，你进展太快了 Better win a hand. You're on a blitz.
当你告诉他的时候，他是不是非常的难过？ Was he very upset when you told him?
舍尔爵克先生？是的，非常的心烦意乱 Mr. Sheldrake? Yeah, very.
也许他确实爱我，只是没有告诉他夫人的勇气 Maybe he does love me, only he doesn't have the nerve to tell his wife.
我想也是的 I'm sure that's it.
- 你真的这么想？ - 毫无疑问 - You really think so? - No doubt about it.
你能递给我那本便笺和铅笔吗？ Would you hand me that pad and pencil?
- 干什么用？ - 我想给舍尔爵克太太写信 - What for? - I'm gonna write to Mrs. Sheldrake.
- 写什么内容？ - 一个女人给另外一个女人写信 - You what? - As one woman to another.
- 我想她应该能理解我 - 我不认为这是一个非常好的主意 - I'm sure she'll understand. - I don't think that's a very good idea.
- 为什么呢？ - 首先，你不会写字 - Why not? - For one thing, you can't spell.
其次，如果你做了这样的事情，你会恨你自己的 Secondly, if you did something like that, you'd hate yourself.
我确实对我自己不满意 I don't like myself very much anyway.
把牌收起来，我们走！ Pick up the cards. Let's go.
- 我也要去吗？ - 你说对了，我手上的牌太好了 - Do I have to? - You bet. I got a terrific hand.
- 你要把牌全扔了吗？ - 当然 - You really wanna discard that? - Sure.
Gin. Gin.
10，20，40，52再加上25就等于77
10, 20, 40, 52 and 25... 77.
方片翻倍就是154 Spades are double... 154.
哈哈，我赢了两盘了了 Blitzed. Two games.
好的，好的，爵福斯太太
All right, all right, Mrs. Dreyfuss.
- 嘿，巴克斯特 - 你要干什么？ - Hi, Baxter. - What do you want?
没事，你们等一会 What do I want? Just a minute.
- 你们不能进来 - 你怎么了？ - You can't come in! - What's the matter with you?
我预订了四点钟的房间啊 I made a reservation for four o'clock.
今天你不能呆在这里，拿着你的香槟快离开这里 You can't stay. Take your champagne and go.
我不想拿我的职位来压你，但是我已经告诉那位女士一切都搞定了 I don't wanna pull rank on you, but I told the little lady it was all set.
科克比先生，你是自己离开，还是让我把你扔出去 Are you gonna leave, Mr. Kirkeby, or do I have to throw you out?
哥们儿，不要这样说话嘛！ Buddy-boy, why didn't you say so?
- 你是不是也找了一个女伴？ - 现在你还不准备出去吗？ - Got yourself a little playmate, huh? - Now will you get out?
嘿，快点，我们还等什么呢？开门，好不好？
Hey, come on! What are we waiting for? Open up, will you?
米尔德里德！ Mildred!
- 为什么要这样处理呢？ - 听着，我们四个人一起开一个聚会，好吗？ - What's holding things up? - Say, let's have a party, the four of us.
不行 No!
好了，我也不想责怪你 Well, I don't blame you.
小伙子，这回你中头奖了？我是说和你和库伯利克 So you hit the jackpot, eh, kid? I mean Kubelikwise.
不要担心，我不会向其他人说的 Don't worry. I won't say a word to anybody.
待在这里，小伙子 Stay with it, Buddy-boy.
开始是谁在敲门？ Who was that?
哦，有人来送香槟！ Just somebody delivering a bottle of champagne. Like some?
你介意打开窗户吗？ Would you mind opening that window?
- 库伯利科小姐，不要有什么傻念头 - 我不过想透透气而已 - Now don't get any ideas, Miss Kubelik. - I just want some fresh air.
这里只有一层楼高，你充其量只会摔断一条腿 It's only one storey down. The best you could do is break a leg.
他们会痛扁我一顿的 So they'll shoot me, like a horse.
你要答应我你不会做任何的傻事 Please, you gotta promise me you won't do anything foolish.
- 谁会在乎我呢 - 我会 - Who'd care? - I would.
为什么我没有爱上你这样的好人呢？ Why can't I ever fall in love with somebody nice like you?
好的 Yeah. Well...
这是崩溃的好办法，就像捏碎小甜饼一样 That's the way it crumbles, cookiewise.
睡一会儿吧 Go to sleep.
- 早上好，舍尔爵克先生 - 奥尔森小姐，请到我的办公室来一下 - Good morning, Mr. Sheldrake. - Miss Olsen, come into my office, please.
- 圣诞节过的怎么样？ - 托您的福，很不错 - Did you have a nice Christmas? - Lovely. You were a great help!
你在公司晚会和库伯利克小姐说了什么？ Your pep talk to Miss Kubelik at the office party.
- 不好意思，杰夫，我想我可能喝多了 - 我想你应该管好你的嘴 - Sorry, Jeff. I never could hold my liquor. - I thought you could hold your tongue.
- 我保证再也不会这样了 - 你确实再也不会了 - It won't happen again. - You bet it won't.
我会安排给你发一个月工资 I'll arrange for you to get a month's severance pay.
好的，奥尔森小姐，我现在放你长假了 That's right, Miss Olsen. I'm letting you go.
杰夫，你四年前就已经抛弃我一次了 You let me go four years ago, Jeff.
还那么残忍让我坐在外面，看着你一个又一个的新情人来来去去 And were cruel enough to make me sit out there and watch the new models pass by.
我希望你能够马上从我面前消失 I'd appreciate it if you'd be out of here as soon as you can.
好的，舍尔爵克先生 Yes, Mr. Sheldrake.
总机，我是舍尔爵克先生，请帮我查一下巴克斯特先生家里的电话 Operator, this is Mr. Sheldrake. I'd like Mr. Baxter's home telephone number.
他在普通保险清算部 He's in Ordinary Premium Accounting.
喂？喂，杰夫·舍尔爵克，你现在方便讲话吗？ - Hello? - Hello. Jeff Sheldrake. Can you talk?
可以，她现在正在洗澡 Yes. She's in the shower.
- 现在她一切都还好 - 好的 - She's coming along fine, considering. - Good.
- 你需要什么？钱吗？ - 不用，谢谢，舍尔爵克先生 - Is there anything you need? Money? - No, thank you, Mr. Sheldrake.
事实上，我这里还有你的100美元 As a matter of fact, I have some money for you. $100.
噢！ Oh.
- 这里还有什么需要我帮你的吗？ - 为我？我想不用了 - If there's anything I can do for you... - For me? I don't think so.
但是我真的希望你能为她做一些事情 But I was hoping maybe you could do something for her.
比如说呢？巴克斯特，你设身处地的为我想想 Like what? Put yourself in my place, Baxter.
我现在怎么能帮她呢？我现在很忙 How can I help her? My hands are tied.
这样啊，至少你应该和她通通电话 Well... at least you can talk to her.
你等我让她穿好衣服，请你对她温柔点 Let me put her on. And please, be gentle.
电话打给你的 There's a call for you!
- 给我？ - 是，舍尔爵克先生。 - For me? - Yeah. Mr. Sheldrake.
我不想和他说话 I don't wanna talk to him.
我想你应该和他说说 I think you should.
我要去下面的杂货店一趟，除了冰冻匹萨我这里什么都没有了 I gotta run down to the grocery anyway. There's nothing left here but frozen pizza.
我很快就回来，好吗？ I'll be right back. OK?
喂，杰夫 Hello, Jeff.
- 我一切都好 - 弗兰，为什么做这种傻事呢？ - Yes, I'm all right. - Why did you do it, Fran?
你太孩子气了，这解决不了任何问题的 It's so childish, and it never solves anything.
你这个样子吓死我了，我都要气死了 I oughta be very angry with you, scaring me that way.
让我们忘记这一切，就当没发生过你觉得怎么样？ But let's forget the whole thing, pretend it never happened. What do you say?
弗兰？ Fran?
弗兰，你还在吗？ Are you there, Fran?
我当然不在这里，整件事情也没有发生 Of course I'm not here, because the whole thing never happened.
我从来没有吃过安眠药，从来没有爱过你 I never took those pills, I never loved you...
我们从来也没有相遇 ...we never even met.
- 杰夫，这样你是不是满意了？ - 你知道我不是这个意思的 - Isn't that the way you want it, Jeff? - You know I didn't mean it that way.
你好好养身体吧，按照看护的话去做，我是指巴克斯特 You just get well. Do what the nurse says. I mean Baxter.
我会尽快去看你的，再见，弗兰 I'll see you as soon as I can. Goodbye, Fran.
喂，是舍尔爵克夫人吗？我是奥尔森小姐 Hello, Mrs. Sheldrake. This is Miss Olsen.
我很好，谢谢，我想我们是不是可以共进午餐 Fine, thank you. I was wondering if we could have lunch together.
我不知道这件事情有多严重，但是你会觉得对你有用的 I don't know how important it is, but you might find it educational.
是关于你丈夫的事情 It concerns your husband.
好的，1点钟在曼德森餐馆，品味厅59号见 All right. One o'clock, Longchamps, Madison and 59th.
不要担心，我马上就走 Don't worry. I'm on my way.
只是打一个私人电话 Just making a personal call.
这是一毛钱 Here's a dime.
快离开 Going down.
哦，巴克斯特先生，你还在这里 Oh, Mr. Baxter! I'm glad you're here.
- 我还正准备去拿备用钥匙呢？ - 干什么用？ - I was just going to get the passkey. - What for?
好像你的公寓里有煤气味道传出来 I thought I smelled gas coming from your apartment.
煤气？！ Gas?!
库伯利克小姐！ Miss Kubelik?
库伯利克小姐！ Miss Kubelik!
- 你还好吗？ - 当然 - You all right? - Sure!
- 那这煤气味是怎么回事？ - 煤气！你没有打开吗？ - What's that funny smell? - Gas! Didn't you turn it on?
打开了，我想烧水洗掉我衣服上的咖啡渍 Yes, to boil water to get the coffee stains out of my dress.
- 你把煤气打开了，但是没有点火 - 你想干什么？ - You turned it on but you didn't light it. - Are you supposed to?
在这间房子干什么？嘿，你在干什么呢？ In this house you're supposed to. Hey, what are you doing with that?
我在洗我的袜子，于是顺便把你的也洗了 I was washing my stockings, so I thought I'd wash your socks too.
- 哦，谢谢！ - 我很好奇，我怎么只能找到3只袜子？ - Oh. Thank you. - Very curious. I could only find 3 1/2 pair.
我这里有些乱糟糟的 Things are a little disorganized around here.
我还想问一下，为什么你的厨房有一只网球拍呢 I'd say. What's a tennis racket doing in the kitchen?
网球拍？哦，我想起来了，那是我自己做意大利餐的工具 Tennis racket? Oh, I remember. I was cooking myself an Italian dinner.
我用它来处理意大利面条 I used it to strain the spaghetti.
- 是这样啊 - 事实上，我是一个很好的厨师 - Why not? - In fact, I'm a pretty good cook.
- 但是在整理家务上面非常糟糕 - 嗯，确实如此 - Only I'm a lousy housekeeper. - Yes, you are.
当我整理沙发的时候，我发现了6个发夹，一支口红 When I was straightening up the couch, I found six hairpins, a lipstick...
一对假眼睫毛，还有斯多克俱乐部的鸡尾酒调酒棒 ...a pair of false eyelashes and a swizzle stick from the Stork Club.
这只是因为我对任何人都不拒绝的后果 It's just that I'm the kind of guy who can't say no.
我不是指对女孩，我的意思是对像舍尔爵克先生一样的人 - I don't mean to girls. I mean... - To someone like Mr. Sheldrake.
- 我猜也是的 - 我知道 - I guess so. - I know so.
- 他是一个情场猎手 - 什么？ - He's a taker. - What?
一些人捕猎，一些人被猎 Some people take, some people get took.
他们知道他们需要什么类型的，而且他们并不需要做什么 And they know they're gettin' took and there's nothin' they can do about it.
我也不知道该说什么 I wouldn't say that.
你中午想吃什么？ What would you like for dinner, huh?
嗯，洋葱汤，罐装的芦笋 Hey. Onion soup, and canned asparagus...
我现在真的要回去了 I really should be getting home.
- 我家里人现在肯定都急疯了 - 你现在还不能离开 - My family'll be flipping by now. - You can't leave yet.
医生说过需要48个小时，才能把那些东西清除掉 The doctor said it takes 48 hours to get that stuff out of your system.
那多久才能把那些缠着你的人甩开呢？ How long does it take to get someone you're stuck on out of your system?
除非他们发明一种专门的抽取泵 If only they'd invent some kind of pump for that.
库伯利克小姐，我知道你的感受，你认为现在是世界末日，但根本不是你所想的那样 I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world. But it's not.
我也经历过一样糟糕的事情 I went through exactly the same thing myself.
- 你也经历过？ - 是的，当然也不完全一样 - You did? - Well, not exactly the same.
我想用枪来了结我的一生 I tried to do it with a gun.
- 为了一个女孩？ - 更糟糕，是为了我最好朋友的老婆 - Over a girl? - Worse. It was the wife of my best friend.
但是我却疯狂的爱上了她，我知道这是没有结果的，于是想结束这一切 And I was mad about her. But I knew it was hopeless and I decided to end it all.
我到了一家当铺并买了一把点45自动步枪，然后开车到伊甸公园 I went to a pawnshop and I bought a.45 automatic and I drove up to Eden Park...
- 你知道辛辛那提吗？ - 不知道 - Do you know Cincinnati? - No, I don't.
总之，我停好车，把子弹上膛 Anyway, I parked the car and I loaded that gun...
你读过报纸上说的那些饮弹自尽的文章吧！相信我，事情根本没有那么的简单 You read in the papers that people shoot themselves. Believe me, it's not that easy.
我知道，那你是怎么做的？这里？这里？还是这里？ I mean, how do you do it? Here? Here? Here?
- 知道我最后开枪打哪个地方吗？ - 哪里？ - Know where I finally shot myself? - Where?
- 这里 - 在膝盖上 - Here. - In the knee?!
是的，我坐在那里，然后在想如何了结 Yeah! I was sittin' there, tryin' to decide.
因为我违章停车，一个警察走过来 A cop came up because I was illegally parked.
我想把枪藏在椅子后面，结果枪走火了 I tried to hide the gun under the seat and it went off.
- 太恐怖了 - 整整一年我都不能弯曲我的膝盖 - That's terrible! - It was a year till I could bend the knee.
但是后来我三个星期就忘记了那个女孩 But I got over the girl in three weeks.
她还在辛辛提那有四个小孩，都有20磅重了 Still lives in Cincinnati. Has four kids and gained 20 pounds.
每个圣诞节还给我送水果蛋糕、 Sends me a fruitcake every Christmas.
你是不是编出这样的故事让我高兴啊 Are you just making this up to make me feel better?
当然不是，你看这还有水果蛋糕呢 Of course not! Here's the fruitcake.
- 你想看我的膝盖吗？ - 不用了，谢谢！ - Do you wanna see my knee? - No, thank you.
公司的那些家伙可能会奇怪我是怎么知道的 The fellas in the office might get the wrong idea how I found out.
好了，我来做中餐，水果蛋糕作为饭后的甜点，如何？ Let 'em! Look, I'm gonna cook dinner for us. We'll have fruitcake for dessert.
你就坐这里休息就够了，今天你的运动已经够多了 You just sit there and rest. You've done enough for today.
好的，看护大人 - Yes, Nurse. - [Baxter hums opera music]
- 我能为你做点什么？ - 我找库伯利克小姐 - Can I help you? - I'm lookin' for Miss Kubelik.
- 我也是，她今天早上没有报到上班 - 她没有吗？谁是这里的主管？ - So am I. She didn't report this morning. - She didn't? Who's in charge here?
她属于总部下面的行政部，多比奇先生，21楼 That comes under General Office Administration. Mr. Dobisch, 21 st floor.
谢谢 Thanks.
我今天带塞维利亚去他的公寓，估计她应该在巴克斯特的房间里. So I take Sylvia up to the apartment, and guess who he's stashed in the bedroom.
- 谁？ - 库伯利克 - Who? - Kubelik.
别开玩笑了，巴德小伙子会和库伯利克有一腿 No kiddin'? Buddy-boy and Kubelik having a little toot?
也许吧！一个不好的周末，他们今天好像都没有上班 Toot? More like a lost weekend. Neither of 'em showed up for work today.
擅离职守，对吗？ AWOL, hm?
尤其让我不爽的就是，他们还拿走了我的香槟 What gripes me is they guzzled my champagne...
而我和塞尔维亚在高格汉姆博物馆冻得要死 ...while Sylvia and I wound up at the Guggenheim Museum.
- 科比奇先生吗？ - 是的 - Mr. Dobisch? - Yeah.
我叫卡尔·马塔斯奇卡，我的妹妹叫弗兰·库伯利克，在你们这里开电梯 I'm Karl Matuschka. My sister-in-law runs one of the elevators. Fran Kubelik.
- 库伯利克小姐？ - 你认识她吗？ - Miss Kubelik? - You know her?
当然，我们有很多雇员，但我们是一个快乐的幸福大家庭 Of course. We have a lot of employees, but we're one big, happy family.
她和我们住一起，我妻子克斯弗兰很担心 She lives with us, and my wife's nervous
因为她已经两天没有回家了 cause Fran hasn't been home for two days.
那样又如何？ That so?
于是我们在想你们这里是不是有人知道她的去处 So we wondered if somebody here knew what happened to her.
我明白 I see.
你有什么意见，埃尔？我们需要帮助这家伙吗？ What do you think, Al? Can we help the man?
为什么不呢？我们又不欠巴德什么人情 Why not? We don't owe Buddy-boy anything.
对，何况巴德最近对我们怎么样，你也是很清楚的 Yeah. What's Buddy-boy done for us lately?
谁是巴德？ Who is Buddy-boy?
- 我们需要穿好衣服来吃饭吗？ - 不用，你过来就行了 - Are we dressing for dinner? - No. Just come as you are.
- 你很会用这球拍 - 你等一下可以看看我反手击球 - You're pretty good with that racket. - You should see my backhand.
等一下你就可以看到我怎么处理这些肉丸 Wait till you see me serve the meatballs.
- 我来点蜡烛 - 这将是非常的浪漫、有情调 - Shall I light the candles? - It's a must, gracious livingwise.
肉丸 Meatball
- 你买了一些餐巾 - 最好能够保持一致 - You bought some napkins. - Might as well go all the way.
你知道的，我曾经像鲁宾逊漂流记中男主角那样生活 You know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe.
在八百万人的幸存者中 Shipwrecked, among eight million people.
有一天我在沙滩上看到了脚印 And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand...
发现你也在这里 ...and there you were.
太让人兴奋了，两人晚餐 It's a wonderful thing, dinner for two.
- 你经常一个人吃饭吗？ - 不，有时候我和爱德·苏尔文一起吃 - Do you usually eat alone? - No. Sometimes I eat with Ed Sullivan.
有时候是戴娜·什莎或者是佩雷·克莫 Or sometimes Dinah Shore or Perry Como.
另外一个晚上是和梅·韦斯特，她很年轻，干杯 The other night it was Mae West. She was much younger then. Cheers.
- 干杯 - 我们吃完饭有什么好计划？ - Cheers. - Know what we're gonna do after dinner?
- 吃菜喽 - 我指那之后 - The dishes. - I mean after that.
- 什么 - 如果你不喜欢的话不要勉强自己 - What? - You don't have to if you don't want to.
- 哦，不会的 - 我们再继续打牌吧 - Oh, I don't? - We're gonna finish the gin game.
保持清醒的头脑 So keep a clear head.
因为我不想利用你，我昨天在你睡着时候做的事情 Cause I don't wanna take advantage of you, the way I did yesterday in bed.
- 巴克斯特在吗？ - 在 - Baxter? - Yes.
弗兰，你和谁在一起呢？你不记得你住在哪里了吗？ What's with you, Fran? Did you forget where you live?
- 我姐夫，卡尔·马塔斯奇卡 - 你好，马塔斯奇卡先生 - My brother-in-law, Karl Matuschka. - Oh! How do you do, Mr. Matusch...
- 快穿好衣服，我车在楼下等你 - 等等，我知道你在想什么 - Get dressed. I got the cab downstairs. - Wait. I know what you're thinking, but...
你做什么不关我的事情，你已经超过21岁了 It's none of my business what you do. You're over 21.
- 但是你姐姐还认为你是一个小女孩 - 我们只是在这里吃饭 - But your sister thinks you're a lady. - All we were gonna do was eat!
如果不是这里有一位女士在场的话，我会痛扁你一顿的 If there wasn't a lady present, I'd clobber you.
好的，卡尔，我去穿衣服 All right, Karl! I'll get dressed.
来一杯马提尼如何？ Want a martini?
来一些我做的意大利肉酱面？ How about some spaghetti with meat sauce that I cooked myself?
你姐夫实在太恐怖了 Your sister-in-law sure is terrific.
如果他在马路上开车，肯定会害死其他司机的 It must be murder drivin' a cab in New York with the cross-town traffic.
嗨，巴克斯特，病人现在情况怎么样？ Hi, Baxter. How's the patient?
哦，我还好，医生 Oh, uh... I'm fine, Doc.
不是你，是库伯利克小姐 Not you. Miss Kubelik.
- 库伯利克小姐发生什么事情了？ - 他是马塔斯奇卡先生，一个出租车司机 - What's the matter with Miss Kubelik? - This is Mr. Matuschka. He's... got a cab.
- 弗兰生病了吗？ - 没有，出了一点小意外 - Fran been sick? - No. Just a little accident.
- 他的话是什么意思，意外？ - 哦，是这样的，这些事情一直都在发生 - What does he mean, accident? - Well... these things happen all the time.
什么事情？你究竟当的什么医生？ What things? What kind of a doctor are you?
不是什么，他只是给她打了一针，然后洗了一下胃 Not that kind! He just gave her a shot, pumped out her stomach.
- 为什么？ - 我吃了安眠药，不过我现在已经没事了 - What for? - I took sleeping pills. But I'm fine now.
- 你为什么吃安眠药？ - 因为我 - Why'd you take sleeping pills? - On account of me.
你？ You?
能有其他人吗？ Who else?
放开他 Leave him alone!
哦，你这个傻瓜，太傻了 Oh, you fool. You damn fool.
- 快走，弗兰 - 巴克斯特先生，再见 - [Karl] Come on, Fran. - Goodbye, Mr. Baxter.
再见，医生 Goodbye, Doctor.
好了，我不想幸灾乐祸，不过你刚才确实很有勇气承担责任 Well, I don't wanna gloat, but just between us, you had it coming to you.
你明天就会有一个黑眼圈 You're gonna have a shiner tomorrow.
让我拿一下包 Let me get my bag.
不用担心，医生 Don't bother, Doc.
伤的不是很厉害 It doesn't hurt a bit.
舍尔爵克先生的办公室吗？我是CC·巴克斯特 Mr. Sheldrake's office? This is C.C. Baxter.
请告诉他我想现在就见他，有很重要的事情 Please tell him I'd like to come up and see him. It's important.
请问你能打回来吗？ Will you call me back, please?
舍尔爵克先生，我有好消息要告诉你 Mr. Sheldrake, I've got good news for you.
所有的麻烦都结束了 All your troubles are over.
我想我可以帮你摆脱库伯利克小姐 I'm gonna take Miss Kubelik off your hands.
事实就是我喜欢她 The plain fact is, I love her.
我想你是第一个知道的人 I thought you should be the first to know.
毕竟，你不喜欢她，而我却喜欢 After all, you don't really want her, and I do.
虽然这听起来有些专横，但是她需要像我这样的人来照顾 And though it may sound presumptuous, she needs somebody like me.
于是我想我应该是最适合的人选 So I think it would be best all around.
这样才能解决问题 Solutionwise.
喂？ Yes?
我马上上来 I'll be right up.
舍尔爵克先生，我有好消息要告诉你 Mr. Sheldrake, I've got good news for you.
所有的麻烦都结束了 All your troubles are over.
19楼 19.
- 嗨，巴德小伙子，你怎么了？ - 被门撞到了吗？ - Hi, Buddy-boy. What happened to you? - Hit by a swinging door?
- 或者是黄色的出租车撞到了 - 那个家伙可能已经揍了他 - Or a yellow cab? - That guy really must've belted him.
是的，你看他已经心不在焉，自言自语 Yeah. He's punchy. Talking to himself.
27楼 27.
这两天她住在我的公寓里 Those two days she spent in the apartment...
才让我意识到我原来多么的孤独 ...made me realize how lonely I'd been before.
但是多亏了你，让我有足够的收入来娶她 But, thanks to you, I'm in a financial position to marry her.
如果我能和她的家人协商好的话 If I can ever square things with her family.
早上好，CC·巴克斯特先生 Good morning. C.C. Baxter.
- 他已经到了 - 让他进来 - Mr. Baxter is here. - Send him in.
舍尔爵克先生，我有好消息要告诉你 Mr. Sheldrake, I've got good news for you.
巴克斯特，我也有好消息告诉你 And I've got good news for you, Baxter.
所有的问题都迎刃而解了。先生？ - All your troubles are over. - Sir?
我知道你很担心库伯利克小姐，现在你不用管了 I know how worried you were about Miss Kubelik. Stop worrying.
我将要把她从你那里接过来 I'm going to take her off your hands.
- 从我这里接过去 - 很对 - You're gonna take her off my hands? - That's right.
我已经从家里搬出来了 I've moved out of the house.
目前打算住在镇上，住在运动俱乐部 I'm gonna be staying in town, at the Athletic Club.
- 你和你妻子离婚了？ - 如果你非要知道的话，我告诉你，我炒掉我的秘书 - You left your wife. - If you must know, I fired my secretary.
我秘书告诉了我的妻子，我妻子炒掉我，对我而言真是一个重大的不幸 My secretary got to my wife, and my wife fired me. Ain't that a kick in the head?
是的 Yeah.
巴克斯特，你有什么好消息可以告诉我的 Now what's your news, Baxter?
是关于库伯利克小姐的，她现在完全康复，然后回家去了 It's about Miss Kubelik. She's feeling all right again so she went home.
很好，我没有忘记你为我做的事情 Swell. And don't think I've forgotten what you did for me.
这边来，巴克斯特 This way, Baxter.
坐下，大小合适吗？ Sit down. Try it on for size.
- 喜欢吗？这里都是你的 - 我的？ - You like? It's all yours. - Mine?
我的助理已经被轮调到丹佛的办公室，由你来接替他的位置 My assistant has been shifted to the Denver office and you're taking his place.
怎么了，有什么事情吗？你看起来好像并不很兴奋 What's the matter? You don't seem very excited.
哦，只是很多事情变化太快了，让我都有些无所适从 Well, it's just that so many things have been happening so fast.
我很高兴，特别为库伯利克小姐高兴 I'm very pleased. Especially for Miss Kubelik.
我觉得她就是那种合适嫁给一些人的女孩 I think she's the kind of girl that definitely ought to be married to... someone.
当然，当然，首先我要处理好财产问题，然后再花六个星期的时间在雷诺休息。 Sure, sure. But first the property has to be settled. Then it takes six weeks in Reno.
同时我也要好好地享受一下单身汉的快乐 Meanwhile I'm going to enjoy being a bachelor for a while.
对了，巴克斯特，你可以在经理餐厅吃饭了 Oh, Baxter, you now can have lunch in the executive dining room.
这是担任这一工作的特权之一 That's one of the privileges that goes with this job.
你还可以公费报销一些项目，使用经理盥洗室 You also get a nice little expense account, use of the executive washroom...
嘿，巴克斯特，你怎么了？ Say, what happened to you, Baxter?
- 我也备受打击 - 哦 - I got kicked in the head too. - Oh?
晚安，巴克斯特先生 Good evening, Mr. Baxter.
哦 Oh.
库伯利克小姐，你现在感觉如何？ Miss Kubelik. How are you feeling?
- 我很好，你的眼睛怎么样了？ - 哦，没事 - I feel fine. How's your eye? - Oh, fine.
- 公寓现在怎么样 - 还是老样子，什么都没变 - How are things at the apartment? - Nothing's changed.
- 我们那个牌局还没有打完呢 - 我知道 - We never did finish that gin game. - I know.
我想你已经知道舍尔爵克的事情了吧 I suppose you heard about Mr. Sheldrake.
和他夫人离婚？对，我很为他高兴 Leaving his wife? Yeah. I'm very happy for you.
- 我从来没有想过他会做这件事情 - 我早就告诉过你了 - I never thought he'd do it. - I told you all along.
- 你对舍尔爵克先生有一些误会 - 我想是的吧 - You were wrong about Mr. Sheldrake. - I guess so.
你对我也有一些误会 You were wrong about me too.
就是关于谁泡谁和谁被泡的问题 What you said about those who take and those who get took.
舍尔爵克先生没有利用我，我在玩他，明白吗？ Mr. Sheldrake wasn't using me. I was using him. See?
上个月我在19楼的861号桌子，现在我在27楼了 Last month I was at desk 861 on the 19th floor. Now I'm on the 27th floor.
套间的办公室，还有三扇窗尸 A paneled office, three windows.
因此一切都发展得很好，我们各得其所 So it all worked out fine. We're both getting what we wanted.
是的，你能陪我到地铁吗？ Yes. Will you walk me to the subway?
不了，谢谢，我告诉你，我今天晚上有一个很重要的约会 No, thank you. Well, I... To tell you the truth, I have this heavy date for tonight.
- 你不和舍尔爵克先生会面吗？ - 不，你知道人言可畏的 - Aren't you meeting Mr. Sheldrake? - No. You know how people talk.
我决定在所有事情都解决好之前不和他见面，也就是等他离婚之后 I decided it was best not to see each other until everything was settled, divorcewise.
明智之举 That's very wise.
- 晚安，巴克斯特先生 - 晚安 - Good night, Mr. Baxter. - Good night.
- 巴克斯特，你能到我这里来一下吗？ - 好的，舍尔爵克先生 - Baxter, could you step in here a minute? - Yes, Mr. Sheldrake.
- 这是你要的东西 - 非常感谢 - There you are. - Much obliged.
这是员工离职率，为37%，女性员工结婚率为22%... Here are the figures on staff turnover. 37% of females leave to get married and 22%...
巴克斯特，你工作太辛苦了，今天是除夕，放松点 Baxter, you work too hard. It's New Year's Eve. Relax!
- 是的，先生 - 我想你今天晚上应该庆祝一番吧 - Yes, sir. - I suppose you'll be celebrating tonight.
- 那是自然 - 我准备约库伯利克小姐出来 - Naturally. - I'm taking Miss Kubelik out.
- 我想和她促膝畅谈 - 我明白 - I finally talked her into it. - I see.
唯一的问题是我还住在运动俱乐部，那里全是男的，不太方便 The only thing is, I'm staying at the Athletic Club and it's strictly stag, so...
如果你不介意的话？ If you don't mind?
- 不介意什么 - 你知道的，你公寓的钥匙 - Don't mind what? - You know my key to your apartment?
就是我们被库伯利克小姐吓了一跳的地方 When we had that little scare about Miss Kubelik...
- 我早就忘记了 - 非常聪明 ...I threw it out the window of the train. - Very clever.
所以现在我要借用你的钥匙 So now I'll have to borrow your key.
- 不好意思，舍尔爵克先生 - 不好意思，为什么？ - Sorry, Mr. Sheldrake. - What do you mean, sorry?
你不能带任何人再到我的公寓来 You're not bringing anybody to my apartment.
- 不是别人，是库伯利克小姐 - 她更不行 - It's not just anybody. It's Miss Kubelik. - Especially not Miss Kubelik.
- 我再问你一遍？ - 不行 - How's that again? - No key.
巴克斯特，我把你调到我身边是因为我觉得你是一个非常年轻聪明的孩子 Baxter, I picked you for my team because I thought you were a bright young man.
你知道你在干什么吗？这对我没什么，但是对你影响有多大？ Do you realize what you're doing? Not to me, but to yourself?
一般来说你要花很多时间才能到27楼来工作 Normally it takes years to work your way up to the 27th floor.
但是可能只要30秒钟你就可以被扫地出门 But it only takes 30 seconds to be out on the street again.
- 你懂吗？ - 我懂 - You dig? - I dig.
那你现在应该怎么办呢？ So what's it going to be?
- 这样才对 - 谢谢，先生 - Now you're being bright. - Thank you, sir.
- 巴克斯特，你拿错钥匙给我了 - 没有 - Baxter, you gave me the wrong key. - No, I didn't.
但这是经理盥洗室的钥匙 But this is the key to the executive washroom.
没错，我不再需要它了，因为我已经要离开这里 That's right. I won't be needing it because I'm all washed up around here.
- 你傻了吗？ - 你要听我的话 - What's gotten into you? - Just following doctor's orders.
我想做一个人，知道什么意思吗？一个堂堂正正的人 I've decided to become a mensch. Know what that means? A human being.
- 等等，巴克斯特 - 这种逢迎拍马的老伎俩没用了 - Now hold on, Baxter. - The old payola won't work any more.
再见，舍尔爵克先生 Goodbye, Mr. Sheldrake.
- 我们有一个晚会，没有冰了，你可以拿过来一些吗？ - 好的，医生 - We're having a party and ran out of ice. - Sure, Doc.
在除夕之夜你怎么一个人呢 How come you're alone on New Year's Eve?
哦，我要做一些事情 Well, I got things to do.
- 这是什么，你在收拾行李？ - 是的，我准备离开这里 - What's this? You're packing? - Yeah. I'm giving up the apartment.
你要到哪里发展呢？ Where are you moving to?
我不知道，不过有一点可以确认，就是离开这里 I don't know. All I know is I gotta get outta this place.
巴克斯特，看到你要走，我很难过 Sorry to lose you, Baxter.
我？哦，我的身体，不要担心，我还会捐给大学的，我在写申请 Me? Oh, my body. Don't worry, it'll go to the university, Doc. I'll put it in writing.
- 需要香槟吗？ - 我们不喝酒 - Could you use some champagne? - Booze we don't need.
嘿，为什么不和我们一起玩呢 Say, why don't you join us?
我们有两个脑外科医生，一个直肠病学家，三个从贝利弗来的护士 We got two brain surgeons, a proctologist and three nurses from Bellevue.
不用，谢谢，我现在没心情 No, thanks. I don't feel like it.
万一以后我们碰不到面了，我怎么偿还你帮我照顾那个女孩的人情 In case I don't see you again, how much do I owe you for taking care of that girl?
不要想了，我没当自己是医生，我只是在尽一个邻居的义务 Forget it. I didn't do it as a doctor. I did it as a neighbor.
顺便问一句，她现在怎么样了？ By the way, whatever happened to her?
你知道我和女孩如何谈得了！来也匆匆，去也匆匆 You know me with girls. Easy come, easy go.
- 再见，医生 - 新年快乐 - Goodbye, Doc. - Happy New Year.
不好意思，我打了太久的电话，一切都准备好了 Sorry I took so long on the phone. We're all set.
- 干什么？ - 我租了一辆车，我们一点的时候用 - For what? - I rented a car. It'll be here at one.
- 我们开车到亚特兰大 - 亚特兰大？ - We're driving to Atlantic City. - Atlantic City?
我知道太远了，可是在除夕之夜纽约的酒店根本没有空房间 I know it's a drag, but you can't find a hotel room in town on New Year's Eve.
辞旧迎新 Ring out the old year, ring in the new.
我们来狂欢吧！ Ring-a-ding-ding.
我也不想这样的，这都是巴克斯特的错 I didn't plan it this way. It's Baxter's fault.
巴克斯特？ Baxter?
他不愿意给我公寓的钥匙 He wouldn't give me the key to the apartment.
- 他不愿意？ - 是的，他离开我，辞职了 - He wouldn't? - No. He just walked out on me. Quit.
抛弃了在我身边的这么好的工作 Threw that big, fat job right in my face.
神经病，废物一个，毕竟他的一切都是我给的 - The nerve. - The little punk. After all I did for him.
还说我再也不能带任何人到他的公寓，特别是库伯利克小姐不行 Said I couldn't bring anybody to the apartment, especially not Miss Kubelik.
那么他为什么要和你作对呢？ What's he got against you, anyway?
我不知道，也许这是最好的解决办法，就像粉碎的小甜饼一样 I don't know. I guess that's the way it crumbles, cookiewise.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我想为你把它拼出来，可是我不会 I'd spell it out for you, only I can't spell.
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot Should auld acquaintance be forgot
# And never brought to mind… And never brought to mind...
新年快乐，弗兰 Happy New Year, Fran.
# And days of auld lang syne And days of auld lang syne
# For auld lang syne, my dear For auld lang syne, my dear
# For auld lang syne For auld lang syne
# We'll drink a cup of kindness yet We'll drink a cup of kindness yet
# For auld lang syne For auld lang syne
弗兰？ Fran?
你跑哪里去了，弗兰？ Where are you, Fran?
巴克斯特先生 Mr. Baxter!
巴克斯特先生
巴克斯特先生！巴克斯特先生 Mr. Baxter! Mr. Baxter!
天啊！ Oh!
- 你还好吗？ - 我很好 - Are you all right? - I'm fine.
你确认吗？你膝盖怎么样？ Are you sure? How's your knee?
浑身上下都没有问题 I'm fine all over.
- 介意我进来吗？ - 当然不 - Mind if I come in? - Of course not.
我给你拿一只杯子 Let me get another glass.
- 你准备去哪里？ - 天知道 - Where are you going? - Who knows?
找另外一个邻居，到另外一个城市，再找另外一份工作 Another neighborhood, another town, another job.
我现在一个人过 I'm on my own.
太有趣了，我也是 That's funny. So am I.
你把牌放哪里去了？ What'd you do with the cards?
在那里 In there.
那舍尔爵克先生呢 What about Mr. Sheldrake?
我会每个圣诞节送他一个水果蛋糕 I'm gonna send him a fruitcake every Christmas.
切牌 Cut.
我爱你，库伯利克小姐 I love you, Miss Kubelik.
3 Three.
皇后(Q) Queen.
你听到我说什么吗？库伯利克小姐，我绝对喜欢你 Did you hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you.
闭嘴，我们打牌 Shut up and deal.