上集回顾 Previously on The Big Bang Theory:
谁会在嘿咻是说那样的话！ Who says something like that right in the middle of sex?!
我也不知道呀 I don't know.
我也是一时激动 It was the heat of the moment!
一时激动的话应该是“哦 对 就是这样” No, the heat of the moment is "Ooh, yeah, just like that."
才不是“你要嫁给我吗？” Not, "Will you marry me?"
NASA真的很想在宇宙空间站 NASA really wants my telescope
架起我的望远镜 up on the Space Station,
所以他们决定让我提前登录太空 so they're putting me on an earlier launch.
什么时候？ When?
下周五 A week from Friday.
什么？ 我们要在那个周日结婚 What? We're getting married that Sunday.
你说的对！ You're right.
我不能去空间站 I can't go to space.
我要结婚 I have to get married.
没有人能说这不是个好理由 No one can say that's not a good reason.
我打给NASA告诉他们 I'll call them back.
等你回来我们再结婚 We'll have the wedding when you get back.
你父亲会暴怒的 Your dad's going to be furious.
他不会让我们推迟婚礼的 There's no way he's going to let us
咱们已经努力了 postpone this wedding. Well, we tried.
我去和他谈谈 I'll talk to him.
他不会对他的小女孩说不的 He won't say no to his little girl.
不！ 我和他说 No! I, uh, I should talk to him.
男人间的对话 Man to man.
好吧 和你说实话 All right, look, I'm going to level with you.
我很害怕到太空去 I'm terrified about going into space.
万一我回不来呢？ You know, what if I don't make it back?
放心 孩子 It's going to be okay, son.
你真的这么想？ You really think so?
当然 Of course.
像Bernadette这样的漂亮女孩 A pretty girl like Bernadette,
她会找到其他人的 she'll find a new guy.
发射第12步一切正常 Launch step 12 reading okey
知道了 Launch step twelve acknowledged
嗨 Mike? Hey, Mike?
恩？ Yeah...
我改变主意了 我不想去了 I changed my mind. I don't want to do this.
这个笑话不错哈 Good one.
我很幽默吧 Yeah, I'm a funny guy.
我还有准备在后面 I also have a hysterical bit planned for later
发射的整个过程中假装嚎啕大哭 where I pretend to cry through the whole launch.
Sheldon NASA电视台是几频道？ Sheldon, what channel is NASA TV?
289 就在288电视有奖竞猜频道 289, right between the Game Show Network at 288
与290迪士尼东海岸频道之间 and the East coast feed of the Disney Channel on 290.
我超爱他那过目不忘的记忆 非常性感 I love his eidetic memory, it's so sexy.
Sheldon 品客薯片的成分有哪些？ Sheldon, what are the ingredients in Pringles?
干马铃薯 植物油 Dried potatoes, vegetable oil,
小麦面粉 小麦淀粉 corn flour, wheat starch,
麦芽糖精 盐 maltodextrin, salt,
以及我最喜欢的一点 各个部分都混合均匀 and my favorite ingredient of all, uniformity.
子宫颤抖了 有木有！ The uterus quivers, does it not?
快看Howard 来自哈萨克斯坦的直播 There's Howard's rocket, live from Kazakhstan.
哦 天哪 我紧张死了 Oh, God, I'm so nervous.
我觉得我看不了 I don't think I can watch.
你紧张吗？ 我已经处于压力下暴饮暴食四天了 You're nervous? I've been stress-eating for four days.
看看我 Look at me.
我穿着我的肥裤子 I'm wearing my fat pants.
太给力了 在不到半小时内 Remarkable. In just under a half hour,
200吨燃料就会以控制性爆炸的方式被点燃 200 metric tons of fuel will ignite in a controlled explosion
而这就发生在Howard的屁屁下 right beneath Howard's keister.
而发生这一切的国家对世界经济的贡献 And all from a country whose entire contribution
仅仅是俄罗斯方块和邮寄的新娘 to the global economy, has been Tetris and mail-order brides.
给我那该死的品客薯片 Give me those damn Pringles.
一切准别就绪? are all the systems of the ship ready?
是的 Yes
我们处于最终倒计时了 Okay, we're in the final countdown.
你在那感觉怎么样？ How you doing over there?
好！挺好的！ Good! Good!
额 一个简单问题 我在简报中错过它了 Oh, quick question, I missed it in the briefing.
宇航服能容纳多少尿？ How much urine do these suits hold?
果脆圈 检查下你的风扇开关 Hey, Froot Loops, want to hit your fan switch?
检查好了 Check.
他叫你果脆圈是因为你超级同志的头型吗？ He calls you Froot Loops because of your very gay haircut?
不 因为我和我妈一起住 No, it's... 'cause I live with my mom
她给我做果脆圈 and she makes me Froot Loops.
还是说同志故事吧 大众更能接受这个 Go with gay story, people are more accepting of that.
其实 Actually,
果脆圈刚刚与一个女孩结婚了 Froot Loops just got married to a girl.
恭喜 Congratulations.
谢谢 我们决定在发射前结婚 Thanks, we decided to do it before the launch.
你和果脆圈太太的婚礼盛大吗？ You and Mrs. Loops have a big wedding?
一点也不 如果不介意的话 Not exactly. Listen, if you don't mind,
我还没有心情聊天 I'm not really up for chatting.
我只想静静的坐在这 I'm just going to sit here quietly
让我的人生在我眼前闪现 and let my life flash before my eyes.
太快了 我再试下 That went really quick. Let me try it again.
闭上眼睛 把手打开 Close your eyes. Put out your hand.
我给你准备了特别的东西 I got you something special.
Howard 我这次不会再上当了 Come on, Howard. I'm not falling for that again.
不 给 No, here...
哦 Howie Oh, Howie.
一个小星星 A little star.
太美了 It's beautiful.
给我戴上 Put it on me.
好的 但是我要再拿回去 Okay, but I'm going to have to get it back for you
因为我想把它带上太空 so I can take it to the International Space Station.
这样 当我回家的时候 That way, when I come home,
你就有一个在太空呆过的星星 you will have a star that was actually in space.
哇~太不可思议了 Oh... my God.
哪个男的给你送过这么牛逼的礼物呀 Take that, every guy who's ever bought you anything.
这是我收到过的最好的礼物了 This is the most amazing gift I've ever gotten.
真的呀？要是真有那么喜欢的话 Really? Well, if you like it that much,
闭上你滴双眼 伸出你滴双手吧 then close your eyes and put out your hand.
我要去趟超市 I'm going to the supermarket to buy
给你买些带在路上吃的零食！ snacks for your trip! Do you want me to
要买几小盒你爱吃的果脆圈么？！ get those little boxes of Froot Loops you like?!
不要！ No! When I eat Froot Loops,
吃果脆圈会被别的宇航员笑话的！ the other astronauts make fun of me!
Howard 我不想等到 Howard, I don't want to wait until
你回来后再结婚 you're back to get married.
虾米状况？ What?
你坐上火箭前 I want to be married to you
我就想嫁给你 before you get in that rocket.
可是两天后我就出发了 But I'm leaving in two days.
Apple Jacks家的燕麦片捏？ What about Apple Jacks?!
我不需要带燕麦片！ I don't need to take cereal!
俄罗斯那地方 What kind of breakfast do you think
你以为他们能提供什么像样的早餐？！ they're going to give you in Russia?!
他们有俄式薄卷饼！我会过得好好滴！ They invented blintzes! I'll be fine!
新泽西还发明了电灯泡呢！ They invented the lightbulb in New Jersey!
难道人家见了你就给你发个电灯泡? It doesn't mean they hand them out to you when you go!
和朋友们搞个简便快捷的小仪式就好 We'll have a quick little ceremony with just our friends,
等你回来后 and we'll still have the big reception
我们再请来所有人举行个盛大的婚礼 with everyone when you get back.
好啊 我们结婚吧 Okay. Let's get married.
跟你说声 我打算买些麦麸条(纤维含量高) You know what, I'll buy you All-Bran
万一你在外太空拉不出就有救了 in case you get stopped up in outer space.
不管怎样 我们决定今天下午去市政厅登记结婚 So anyway, we decided to go down to City Hall this afternoon
等Howard回来后再举行婚礼 get married, and then have the reception when Howard gets back.
太棒了！真是太美好了！ Great! That's so good!
我们知道这个通知急促了点 I mean, we know it's short notice,
不过希望大家都能去 but we'd love you all to come with us.
不不不 这不是我想要的婚礼! No, no, no, this is not the wedding I wanted!
我要穿着我的伴娘裙 I want to wear my maid of honor dress
伴随着《The Way You Look Tonight》的音乐声 and walk down the aisle with a hundred eyes on me,
在大家的注目下走过红毯 while a string quartet plays "The Way You Look Tonight."
我们的婚礼进行曲不会选这个滴~ That wasn't going to be our processional music.
我会行了吧！ Well, it was going to be mine!
谢谢你们的邀请 不过我得拒绝你们了 Thank you for the invitation, but I have to decline
因为听上去不像是我会喜欢的 because it doesn't sound like something I'll enjoy.
拜托 Sheldon 会很有趣的 Come on, Sheldon, it'll be fun.
对《绿色信号灯侠》你也是这么说的 That's what you said about The Green Lantern movie.
整个114分钟你可都大错特错了 You were 114 minutes of wrong.
那你呢 Amy？ So, what do you say, Amy?
我能穿我的伴娘裙么？ Can I wear my maid of honor dress?
你当真咩？你要穿着它去市政厅？ Seriously? You're going to wear that thing to City Hall?
这是我仅有的了！连这你也要剥夺？！ It's all I have left! You're going to take that from me, too?!
Amy 你看上去美极了 Amy, you look great.
我晓得咯！（美滋滋啊美滋滋~） I know.
你哪弄来的啤酒？ Where'd you get a beer?
从那对快乐年轻情侣那儿 From that happy young couple over there
他们还刺满纹身呢 with all the tattoos.
他们的爱情故事很棒: 他们在敌对贩毒团伙里 Beautiful story: they're in rival drug gangs,
但他俩现在结婚了 and they're getting married.
嘘 不能告诉别人 Shh, no one can know.
看看这些恋爱中滴人们哪~ Look at all these people in love.
多少让你有些想法吧 不是么？（暗示暗示暗示！） It kind of gets you thinking, doesn't it?
是的 的确如此 It does, indeed.
Leonard... Leonard...
刚跟Penny求完婚 is it awkward being here with Penny given that
现在待这儿感觉挺诡异的吧？ you recently proposed to her?
你向Penny求婚了？ You proposed to Penny?
-我不想谈这事儿 -他在哪儿求的？ I don't want to talk about it. Where did he pop the question?
你怎么回答的？ What did you say?
她回答“不” 咱们现在能不提了么？ She said, "No." Can we drop it now?
那根本就不是真正意义上的求婚 It wasn't a real proposal.
为啥不是？ Why wasn't it a real proposal?
他做爱时求的婚 He asked her during coitus.
你单膝跪下了还是正好那个姿势？ Did you get down on one knee or where you already there?
Howard 别在婚礼日这么说话 Howard, don't talk like that on your wedding day.
抱歉 老妈...Bernadette Sorry, Ma... Bernadette.
老...Berna...我的Bernadette Ma... Burna... You're ma Bernadette.
你竟然告诉Sheldon了 Good move telling Sheldon.
要怎样？我不能求婚？也不能跟朋友说话？ What, I can't propose? I can't talk to my friends?
还有啥别的我也不能做的？ Is there anything else I'm not allowed to do?
好了好了 够了 All right, that's enough.
今天可不是你俩的日子 Today is not about you two.
今天是Howard和Bernadette的大好日子 Today is about Howard and Bernadette
当然还有我 and me.
大家请注意了 Folks, can I have your attention.
五点了 我们只能再接待3对了 It's 5:00, we're going to be able to take three more couples.
其余的得下周一再来了 The rest of you will have to come back on Monday.
噢 不是吧 Oh, no.
我来处理 I got this.
请问？ Excuse me?
能有什么办法让我们插个队么？ But is there any way you could squeeze us in?
你看 我是个宇航员 See, I'm an astronaut and
这周日我就得启程去俄罗斯了 I'm leaving for Russia on Sunday so
好赶得上联盟号火箭去国际空间站 I can take a Soyuz rocket to the International Space Station.
对呀 我也是 那儿见咯~ Yeah, me, too. I'll see you there.
难以相信我们结不成婚了 I can't believe we're not going to get married.
不好意思 Excuse me, I'm going to go see if the couple
我得去看看排前面的那对是否需要个伴娘了 at the front of the line needs a maid of honor.
我跟我老婆说 So, I tell my wife,
“养条狗 不养狗 随你便 我不遛狗 "Get a dog, don't get a dog, I'm not walking it,
不喂狗 也不可能跟在它后边清理狗屎虾米的” I'm not feeding it, I'm not picking up after it."
你知道你最终还是得遛狗的 You know you're going to wind up walking it.
我懂 I know.
伙计们 你们不该聊些太空的话题 Uh, shouldn't you guys be talking about
而不是老是说关于狗的事情吗? space stuff instead of dogs?
Dimirti Dimitri,
如果我们聊些和太空有关的东西的话 Froot Loops would be more comfortable
果脆圈会更舒服些 if we talked about space stuff.
好吧 Okay,
我准备去太空了 I'm going into space,
等我回来的时候 我得去捡贵宾狗的狗屎 and when I come back, I have to pick up a poodle crap.
好些没? Is that better?
谢谢 Thanks.
我们可以驾车去Vegas结婚的 You know, we could always drive to Vegas and get married.
别了 那好像太不成体统了 No, it's that kind of tacky?
就我了解 很多人是在Vegas结的婚 Hey, I know tons of people who got married in Vegas.
他们现在都还结着吗? Are any of them still married?
是啊 虽然不是和原配 但是... Yeah, I mean, not to the same people but...
肯定有一个特别的地方可以让咱们结婚呀 There's got to be some place special we could do it.
Leonard 你幻想着在哪和Penny结婚呢? Leonard, where did you envision marrying Penny?
你能闭嘴吗? Will you shut up?
我知道怎么搞才特别 Well, I know how to make it special.
我告诉过你 我们绝不 I told you we are not recreating the wedding
重现音乐之声中的婚礼 from The Sound of Music.
嗯 你说得已经不是一般得清楚了 Yes, you made that brutally clear to me.
我的建议其实是 What I was going to suggest is if that you're willing to wait
如果你们愿意等到周日的早晨 until Sunday morning, the Google satellite
谷歌的人造卫星会在Pasadena的上空 will be over Pasadena.
你们婚礼的照片就是从太空中拍摄的 You can have your wedding photographed from space.
太酷了 Oh... That's so cool.
太赞了 Raj 我不是一直告诉你 Oh, way to go, Raj. I keep telling you,
如果我不是个天体物理学家 if I wasn't an astrophysicist,
我就会成为一个派对策划人 I would have been a party planner.
命运真是难以捉摸呀 It was always a coin flip.
好 我们已经决定在周日早晨结婚 Okay, so we know we're going to do it Sunday morning.
现在得找个可以让卫星清晰地拍到我们的地方 Now we need to find a good place for the satellite to see us.
咱们的屋顶怎么样? How about our roof?
我很喜欢 很棒啊 Oh, I like that. That's great.
天呐 难以置信以后别人可以在谷歌地球上 Oh, my gosh. I can't believe my maid of honor dress
看到我的首席伴娘礼服 is going to be on Google Earth.
我们有了时间地点 So, we have the where and the when,
还要找到那个主持仪式的人 but we still need to figure out who's going to do the ceremony.
这很简单 在互联网上 Well, that's easy. Anyone can go online
想搞个牧师资格太容易了 and get ordained as a minister.
我知道个专门做穿刺的地方 I know a piercing parlor, where, for a hundred bucks,
就花100块 他们就可以为你们征婚 顺便可以帮你 they'll marry you and stick a wedding ring
把婚戒钉在你身体上任何一个部位 through any body part you want.
好吧 那谁来主持呢? Great, well, who's it going to be?
我来吧 I'll do it,
但前提是 让我用克林贡语来支持仪式 provided I can perform the ceremony in Klingon.
不要 No.
你看上她什么了? What do you see in her?
泄漏? 什么东西在泄漏? Leaking? What's leaking?
燃料 小点声 Fuel. Shh.
不算遭 我看发射没问题 Not bad. We feel good to go
有燃料在泄漏 我们却仍在准备发射吗? There's fuel leaking and we're still going to go?
别紧张 果脆圈 Don't lose your Froot Loops, Froot Loops.
这事儿经常发生 This happens a lot.
十次中有九次都不会有事的 Nine times out of ten, no problem.
那第十次呢? What happens on the tenth time?
出事儿了 Problem.
伙计们 省的我忘了 Hey, guys, before I forget,
我给你们准备了些伴郎礼品 I got you a little groomsman present.
谢啦 你不必这么做的 Oh, thanks, man. You didn't have to do that.
神奇四侠 1965年的第三期年刊 Fantastic Four, annual number three from 1965,
塑料密封的版本喔 in mint condition.
这本说的是神奇先生和隐形女孩结婚 The one where Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Girl get married.
好棒 Oh, wow.
老天 Oh, dear.
我就担心这个 咋了? I was afraid of this. What?
这是个很贴心的礼物 这个版本的漫画书 While a thoughtful gift, this comic book in this condition
最少值100美元 is worth at least a hundred dollars.
嗯 怎么了? Yeah, so?
我给你和Bernardette买了个调味壶 I bought you an Bernadette
价值88美元 a gravy boat worth $88.
这让我陷入了欠债于你的窘境 Which places me in your debt
我可不能欠你钱 and I can't be in your debt
因为玩万一你老了叫我扶你走路... because someday you might ask me to help you move...
...或者哪天你让我去杀人怎么办 ...or to kill a man.
我对他让你去杀人表示怀疑 I doubt he'll ask you to kill a man.
要是这是他唯一的出路的话 那怎么办? Well, what if it's his only way out?
我冒不了这个险 I can't risk it.
这是12美元 Here is $12.
现在我们扯平了 Now, we're even.
等下... Wait...
我还给你们买了贺卡 还我2美元 I bought a card. Give me two dollars.
我声明下 这是我为啥讨厌赠送礼物 And for the record, this is why I hate gift-giving.
是谁? Who is it?
是新郎 It's the groom.
你不能进来 现在见新娘会倒霉的 You can't come in. Bad luck to see the bride.
好吧 Okay, uh, fine.
Bernie 我得去接我老妈了! Bernie, I have to go pick up my mother!
我马上回来! I'll be right back!
她自己不能开车过来吗?! Why can't she drive herself?!
她不想开车的时候把她的礼服给坐皱了 She doesn't want to sit in her dress and wrinkle it
我打算把她放在邻居家卡车后备箱拉过来 so I'm going to lay her down in the back of my neighbor's van!
好吧 速度点! All right, just hurry!
待会儿见 老.... Okay, I'll see you later, Ma... uh...
可爱的新娘 lovely bride-to-be.
我真的得注意点了 I really got to watch that.
好了Raj 我们准备好开始了 Come on, Raj, we're ready to start.
啥 准备好了? What, we're ready,
我说准备好我们才准备好了 when I say we're ready.
哦领结歪了 Ooh.
好了 现在准备好了 Okay, now we're ready.
老妈 你想把座位移近一点看吗？！ Ma, you want to move your chair over here so you can see?!
我在这边很好 I'm fine where I am!
我可不想从屋顶边上摔下去 I don't want to fall off the roof!
根本不需要摔下去 你直接坐穿这楼板了 You'll fall through the roof before you fall off it.
Penny Penny.
你未来的婆婆可真是个极品啊 Your new mother-in-law's a piece of work.
别现在抱怨 爸爸 Not now, Dad.
她的胡子比我还壮观 She's got a bigger mustache than me.
去吧 Here you go.
什么叫“去吧”？ "Here you go"?
你女儿是个橄榄球吗？ What am I, a football?
你要是个橄榄球那小子能接到吗？ Like that guy could catch a football.
Howard Bernadette Howard and Bernadette,
我们五位站在这里 作为你们的朋友 the five of us stand before you as your friends
也作为神父见证你们的婚礼 and newly ordained ministers.
响一点！ Louder!
他们都是我们的神父 他们都要见证我们的婚礼 They all got ordained, they're all marrying us,
非常精彩！ it's adorable!
如果你想听 就给我坐近点！ If you want to hear it, come closer!
朋友们 当我看着你们 Guys, when I look at the two of you
共同开启了幸福新生活 我内心...非常感动... starting your lives together, it fills... my heart...
非常感动... It fills my... heart...
等等 给我点时间平静一下 Okay, I'm going to need a minute.
好吧 我先说 Okay, I'll, I'll go.
Howard Bernadette 我知道 Howard and Bernadette, I know you two
你们本想举行一场华丽的婚礼 planned on getting married in a big fancy wedding,
但是只要你们彼此相爱 but when you're in love, it doesn't matter where
无论在哪 举行怎样的婚礼 都不重要 or how these things happen.
重要的是 你们拥有了彼此 It just matters that you have each other.
嗯...? Hmm.
有问题吗？ Problem?
没问题 No.
我认为Hofstadter神父 I think the Reverend Hofstadter
是在讽刺你 is making an ironic connection
你一面说爱情与你们身处何地无关 between your statement about love and your rejection
一面却因为他在床上求婚而拒绝 of his proposal in the bedroom.
-成熟点可以吗？ -嘿我可什么都没说 Oh, grow up. Hey, I didn't say it.
够了 你们俩都给我住嘴 All right, that's enough from the both of you.
-他先挑起的！ -现在都给我停止！ -But he started it！ -Well, I'm ending it!
Bernadette 我想对你表示深深的感谢 Bernadette, I want to thank you
感谢你让我成为你的首席伴娘 for allowing me to be your maid of honor.
我还想对你说 I also want you to know,
我非常愿意为你再当一次伴娘 that I will be happy to do it again
如果你这次婚姻没能走到最后 if this marriage craps out.
谢谢Amy Thank you, Amy.
非常感人的祝词 Very touching.
Howard Bernadette Howard and Bernadette,
你们非常幸运 能够彼此相爱 并成为最好的朋友 you are lucky enough to be best friends who love each other.
这就是最坚固的爱 And that's the strongest kind of love
因为这种爱 包含着友好 耐心 和尊重 because at its core, it has kindness, patience, and respect.
这种品质 现在已经很难在其他人那里找到了 Qualities that are hard to find in people these days.
你想要一点王老吉吗？ Would you like some aloe vera?
你好像要降降火 You just got burned.
好了 轮到我了 All right, my turn.
Howard Bernadette（鸟语） Howard, Bernadette...
Sheldon! 跟你说不准用克林贡语！ Sheldon! I told you no Klingon!
好吧 我用英语 Fine, I'll do it in English,
但是这样就没有意境了 but it loses something.
这种对寻找另一个人来一起生活的需求 The need to find another human being to share one's life with,
一直让我很困惑 has always puzzled me.
可能是因为我一个人 就已经过得很有意思 Maybe because I'm so interesting all by myself.
尽管如此 我仍衷心地祝福你们 With that being said, may you find as much happiness
能像我和我自己一样 和另一半幸福地生活在一起 with each other as I find on my own.
如果用克林贡语会让你感动到流泪 The Klingon would have made you cry.
我相信你们已经准备好誓词了 I believe you two have prepared vows?
Howard Joel Wolowitz 像你一样 Howard Joel Wolowitz, like you,
我的誓词短小而甜蜜 this is going to be short and sweet.
我全心全意地爱你 I love you with all my heart and soul
我承诺永远陪在你身边 and promise to be with you forever.
Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski... Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski...
大点声！ Speak up!
从今以后 她是唯一可以对我大吼大叫的女人！ Hey, from now on, she's the only women who can yell at me!
在遇见你之前 Until I met you,
我一直以为我会孤独终老... I couldn't imagine spending my life with just one person...
...而现在 ...and now I can't imagine
我无法想象一天没有你的日子 spending one day of it without you.
以上帝之名 By the power vested in us,
以加利福尼亚之名... by the state of California...
以及克林贡最高议会之名... and the Klingon High Council...
...我们宣布你们结为夫妇 ...we now pronounce you husband and wife.
点火！ That's ignition.
我喜欢这种感觉！ I love this part!
我也是！ Me, too!
我的感觉复杂又强烈！ I have strongly mixed feelings!
哦上帝 要发射了 Oh, my God, it's happening.
我错过了吗 Did I miss it?
还没 快过来 No, come on in. Hurry.
我爱死这个男人了 I love that man.
我也是 Me, too.
我不敢相信我的眼睛 I can't believe it.
一直以来 我内心深处有个部分 觉得他在吹牛 This whole time, a small part of me thought he was lying.
就是这样 This is it.
勇敢地飞吧 Howard Wolowitz Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.
哦呀呀...! Oy vay...!