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《好汉两个半》 第九季第二十四集
《好汉两个半》 前情提要 Previously on Two and A Half Men
你最近忙什么呢 So, what have you been up to?
我和老搭档比利·斯坦厄普 I started a new software company
一起开了一家新的软件公司 with my old partner Billy Stanhope.
你真的认为我们能造出电箱 You really think we can finally build the electric suitcase?
肯定的 我们现在有这技术了 Yes. We have the technology now.
有件事要告诉你 Something you should know.
关于你前妻的 It's about your ex-wife.
布里奇特吗 What, Bridget?
是的 Yeah. I'm, uh...
我和她发生了关系 kind of sleeping with her.
-你说什么 -嗨 -What? Wait! -Hey!
时至今日
早上好 Morning.
都下午两点了 It is 2:00 p.M.
周六我多睡一下而已 So? It's Saturday; I slept in.
现在是周日了 It's Sunday.
真的啊 Really?
真郁闷 That's disturbing.
你昨天干了什么要睡到现在 So what did you do last night that you had to sleep all day?
一次一件事好吧 One thing at a time.
我还在想周六做了什么 I'm still trying to figure out what happened to Saturday.
杰克 过几天你就高中毕业了 Jake, you're gonna graduate high school in a few days.
你不觉得该想想如何开始新生活了吗 Don't you think it's time to start getting your life together?
你愿意我就愿意 I will if you will.
说啥呢 What?
老爸 我会好好考虑的 I will certainly consider that, Father.
这是很重要的 This is serious.
整天睡觉你会一事无成 You will never amount to anything if you sleep all day.
早上好 Morning.
不好意思 我无法集中精神 I'm sorry, I was distracted
有个裸体的亿万富翁才起床乱晃 by the naked billionaire that just woke up.
闭嘴吃你该死的麦片吧 Shut up and eat your damn cereal.
我还以为杰瑞米的嘴巴会讲个没完呢 Man, I did not think Jeremy was ever gonna stop talking.
可不是 Yeah.
他真的把"毕业致辞"中的"辞"字发挥到了极致 That guy really puts the "Dict" in "Valedictorian."
还以为他要去哈佛 有多了不起呢 Thinks he's so great just 'cause he's going to Harvard.
哈佛在哪里啊 Where is Harvard anyway?
大哥 你在高中都学了什么 Dude, didn't you learn anything in high school?
是康涅狄格州的首府 It's the capital of Connecticut.
你确定 Are you sure?
是啊 Yeah.
康涅狄格州哈佛市 Harvard, Connectitut.
那你说康涅狄格州的首府是哪里 What'd you think was the capital of Connecticut?
capital有大写的意思
C "C."
你这个白痴 You're an idiot.
真不懂我为啥和你混在一起 I don't know why I hang out with you.
因为你是同性恋 'Cause you're gay.
那你是什么 Well, what does that make you?
我有吸引力啊 Attractive.
你父母跟你谈将来了吗 So are your parents giving you a hard time about your "Future"?
谈了 Oh, yeah.
我爸和我妈都谈了 Both my mom and my dad.
真懒得听 I'm sick of hearing it.
如果你不去上大学 就要找份工作 Yeah. "If you're not going to college, you need to get a job"
他们从哪里听来的屁话啊 Where do they get this stuff?
难倒我了 Beats me.
那我们要怎么做 So what are we gonna do?
做什么 About what?
将来做什么 Our future.
我可以去吃点冻酸奶 I could go for some frozen yogurt.
好主意 哥们 Good idea, man.
走 Let's go.
我们要不要脱了这袍子 Should we take our robes off?
穿着吧 No, no, leave them on.
可以吸引下聪明的妞 They'll attract smart chicks.
朱蒂丝 他也是你儿子啊 Come on, Judith. He's your son too.
我还有你的生产录像呢 I have videotape of him shooting out of your body.
我和他谈过人生计划的事了 Yes, I've talked to him about his lack of plans,
不过也是对牛弹琴 but it's like talking to a wall.
心眼不坏但是满脑子浆糊的牛 A very good-natured, but dense wall.
我是很担心啊 但是你要我怎么做呢 Of course I'm concerned, but what do you want me to do?
我不会让沃顿给他一份工作的 No, I'm not gonna ask Walden to give him a job.
那和骗人没啥区别 Because it would be an imposition.
比我骗住在那里还过分的 Yes, more of an imposition than me living there for free.
如果你肯闭嘴的话 我会求他的 Okay, okay, if it'll get you to shut up, I'll ask him.
我看她是不会闭嘴的 She's never gonna shut up.
好的 Okay, okay.
再见 朱蒂丝 Good-bye, Judith.
感谢上帝 我现在和你在一起啊 I am so thankful I have you in my life.
我儿子怎么办 What about my son?
他怎么了 What about him?
你为杰克向沃顿要工作 不管艾尔德里奇吗 You're gonna ask Walden for a job for Jake, but not Eldridge?
怎么会呢 Of course not.
艾尔德里奇是我手中买一送一的王牌啊 I was just gonna hold Eldridge back to sweeten the deal.
我有个问题 I have a question.
什么 What?
为什么你不买个可调节的椅子 Why didn't you order adjustable chairs?
我买了啊 I did.
我的可以调节 Mine's adjustable.
等会 Well, wait.
你怎么调节的 How'd you do that?
按控制杆就可以了 This lever right here.
我这没有控制杆啊 I don't have a lever.
真可惜 你本来就够矮了 Well, that's too bad, you being so short and all.
你这么做是为了报复我 You did this to get back at me.
不晓得你说什么呢 I don't know what you're talking about.
因为我睡了你前妻 For sleeping with your ex-wife.
你觉得我是这么小人吗 Do you really think that I am so petty
给椅子的生产商多付480块 that I would pay a chair manufacturer an extra $480
让他改装成不可调节椅 to remove the adjustable height feature?
你神经了吧 That is crazy talk.
你们矮人国那一切还好吧 How's everything down there at the Lollipop Guild?
哥们 Hey, guys.
打扰你们了吗 Am I interrupting?
艾伦 Hey, Alan.
我想着给你带点礼物 Just thought I'd bring you by a little
祝你开业大吉 是万年青 office-warming dieffenbachia.
谢谢你 Ah, thank you.
看来你这里已经走上正轨了 Looks like you got the place up and running.
差不多了 We're getting there.
电箱有限责任公司 Electric Suitcase, Inc.
太厉害了 Very, very impressive.
需要帮忙吗 What can I do for you?
没事 我就是来送礼物的 Oh, nothing. I just came to drop off my gift
祝你一切顺利 and wish you well.
好的 Okay.
好的 那我就不烦你了 Okay, well, I'll get out of your hair.
很高兴再见到你 Nice to see you again.
我每次见到你也很"高兴" Yep. Always a thrill.
其实是有一件事 Oh, there is one thing.
-终于开口了 -终于开口了 - Here we go. - Here we go.
你知道杰克刚高中毕业 Um, you know Jake just graduated high school.
对不起 我没去参加他的毕业典礼 Oh, hey, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the ceremony.
别傻了 大家都知道你不会去 Oh, don't be silly. No one expected you to.
这样吧 给 You know what? Here...
帮我把这个转送给他 why don't you give this to him for me.
哟 一百块呢 Ooh, a hundred dollars.
我保证交给他 I will make sure he gets this.
干嘛 我又不认识这孩子 What? I-I don't even know the kid.
当然 Oh, of course not.
总之呢 我在想 Um, anyway, I was just wondering, um,
既然你们开始了这份难得的事业 since you've started this exciting venture
而且你们又在招人 and obviously you're hiring,
能不能给杰克一个工作机会 that there might be an opportunity here for Jake.
他不去上大学吗 He's not going to college?
就算去也只是去送外卖披萨 Not unless he's delivering pizzas.
有这个可能 Uh, probably true,
不过他的心挺好的 but he has a good heart,
我怕如果不给他找份像样的工作 and I'm afraid if I can't find him a decent job,
他就得卖掉心脏了 he might have to sell it.
艾伦 真的很对不起 Okay, listen, Alan, I'm sorry.
我很喜欢杰克 I-I like Jake,
但我觉得这里没有他能做的工作 but I just don't think we have anything for him here.
好吧 Oh, oh, okay.
我明白 他只不过是我儿子 I understand. You know, he's just my kid.
我们的未来 不过 Our future. But, um,
还是谢谢你 but thanks anyway.
等等 先别走 Oh, wait, wait. Hold it, hold it.
怎么了 Yeah? Yeah?
他有没有那么一点计算机知识 Does he know anything about computers at all?
说不上有 但他非常好学 Not per se, but he is eager to learn.
他能像海绵一样吸收所有知识 He's like a sponge when it comes to soaking up information.
他才不会 No, he isn't.
能不能至少让我说他像块海绵 Will you at least give me the sponge part?
如果让他躺在湿的地方 Yeah, if you lay him on a wet spot,
他可能会吸收液体 he might absorb liquid.
老兄 你干嘛这么混蛋 Why are you being such a jerk, man?
就给他孩子一个机会嘛 Let's give the boy a shot.
比利 Billy,
我见过这孩子整个下午吸大麻 I've seen this kid spend an entire afternoon
嗨到想去舔自己的奶头 smoking dope and trying to lick his own nipples.
我们之中谁没有...做过... Who amongst us hasn't... done...
我们...我们愿意招他 Look, we will... we will take him on, okay?
-比利 -出了事由我负责 - Billy... - He'll be my responsibility.
太感谢了 你不会后悔的 Oh, thank you so much. You will not regret it.
-你肯定会 -我马上就叫他过来 - Yes, you will. - I will send him right over.
对了 还有一件事 Oh, one more thing,
我女朋友的儿子也在找工作 uh, my girlfriend's son needs a job too,
但你们肯定会喜欢他 他是... but you're gonna love him, he's...
金发美少年 再见 blonde. Bye.
我现在就直接告诉你 Okay, I'm telling you right now,
这绝对是馊主意 this is a bad idea.
你什么时候换过去的 How did you do that?
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
好了 伙计们 Okay, fellas...
这就是电箱的灵魂心脏部位 this is the heart and soul of The Electric Suitcase.
三百台最先进的 300 state of the art,
高带宽服务器 high bandwidth servers
全部串联 all working in tandem.
-酷啊 -真帅 - Cool. - Awesome.
有没有问题要问的 Any questions so far?
有 这里有餐厅吗 Uh, yeah. Is there a cafeteria
还是要自己叫外卖 or do we order in?
十四楼有餐厅 There's a cafeteria on the 14th floor.
-那就好 -我有问题要问 - Oh. Cool. - I got a question.
说 Yes?
餐厅有卖甜甜圈吗 Do they have donuts?
我没骗你吧 Was I lying?
我不知道有没有卖甜甜圈 I don't know if I have donuts.
没关系 我们不会辞职的 That's okay. It's not a deal-breaker.
很高兴听到这个 Glad to hear it.
好了 小伙子们 Uh, okay, guys...
从现在到明早8点期间 你们要做的 all you have to do between now and 8:00 tomorrow morning,
就是观察这些服务器的灯 懂吗 is watch the lights on these servers, all right?
如果有绿灯转成红灯 If a green goes to red,
就说明硬盘要崩溃了 it means the drive is about to fail
你所要做的 so all you do...
就是把它拔出来 you pop it out
然后从这里 and you replace it
拿一块新的插回去 with a fresh one from right here.
-明白 -没问题 -很好 - Got it. - No problem. - All right.
还有 在这里不准吸大麻 Oh, and there's no smoking dope in this building.
-遵命 先生 -绝对不抽 - No, sir. - Absolutely not.
绝对不在这里面抽 Not inside the building.
外面也不行 Or outside the building.
楼顶行吗 How about the roof?
不行 No.
那我们来上班之前呢 What about before we come to work?
不行 No!
可以吃"巧克力蛋糕"吗 What about brownies?
不许抽大麻 绝对不行 There's no pot, period!
巧克力蛋糕 房顶 外面 里面 统统不行 No brownies, no God, no roof, no outside, no inside.
-没问题 -好吧 - No problem. - All right.
那就好 Good.
对了 我们想借这个机会感谢你们 Oh, and we just want to take this opportunity
给我们这个这么好的机会 to thank you both for this great opportunity.
不管怎么说 这也是机会 'Cause let's face it, it is an opportunity.
-而且是这么好 -的机会 - And it's great. - Opportunity.
记住 出了事你负责 Remember, this is on you.
另外 我个人想说 Oh, and on a personal note,
谢谢你送给我的毕业红包 thank you for the graduation money.
不用谢 It's my pleasure.
像我这么大的孩子 50块绝对是有用处的 A kid my age can always use an extra 50 bucks.
其实呢 You know,
我开始喜欢这种"赚钱糊口"的生活了 I kind of like this whole "Working for a living" Thing.
感觉很好 It feels good, you know?
就像负责任的大人 Responsible, grownup.
就是 Absolutely.
好了 我们已经下载好 All right, we have successfully downloaded
四万小时的黄片 40,000 hours of porn.
每次看个两分钟 够我们看的了 That's a lot to watch two minutes at a time.
我只希望比利和沃顿不会发现 I just hope Billy and Walden don't notice
我们用的是他们的硬盘 that we're using their hard drives.
别担心 每部电影我都标成了"私人文件" Don't worry. I've labeled every movie "Personal."
想法不错 Oh. Good thinking.
红灯 等我来 Oh, red light. I got it.
干得不错 Nicely done.
-老兄 这活我们搞得定 -对 - We got this job nailed, my man. - Yeah.
还有最妙的是 And the best part is,
公司刚成立对我们很有利 we are in on the ground floor of the company.
又来一个 Oh, another one.
让我来 Allow me.
说不定他们会给我们期权 我们就发了 Maybe they'll give us stock options and we'll be rich.
期权到底是什么 What exactly is a stock option?
就是公司普通股的认购权 It's a call option on the common stock of a company,
以现金补偿的形式发放 issued as a form of cash compensation.
如果公司股票涨了 If the company stock rises,
期权持有人 the holder of the option
通常会获得直接财务收益 generally experiences a direct financial benefit.
你从哪学的 Where'd you learn that?
维基百科 不光是查学期论文 Wikipedia. It's not just for term papers.
关键是 我们要发了 The point is, we're gonna be rich.
又一个 Oh, another one.
酷 那私人飞机 游艇 美女就离我们不远了 Cool. So we'll have our own planes and yachts and chicks.
还有大把大麻 拿着大麻的美女 And tons of pot. Chicks with pot.
穿比基尼拿着大麻的美女 Chicks with pot in bikinis.
裸体拿着大麻的美女 Naked chicks with pot.
在游艇上 On a yacht.
我太喜欢了 I like that a lot.
那不对劲 That's not good.
-是啊 为什么都同时满了 -我不知道 - Yeah. Why are they all going bad at the same time? - I don't know.
这好像中毒了 It's like there's some sort of virus.
像是那种下载太多... Like the kind you get when you download too much...
我们应该通知比利 Maybe we should call Billy!
不 我们可以处理 No, we can do this!
好了 我们处理不了 Okay, we can't do this.
通知比利 通知比利 Call Billy! Call Billy!
你好 Hello?
比利 我是杰克 Billy, it's Jake.
我只想重申 I just want to start once again
我们有多感激你给的这次机会 by saying how grateful we are for this opportunity.
太棒了 It's great.
这到底怎么回事 How did this happen?
我 我不知道 Oh, I... I don't know.
线路问题 或者便宜货 Well, faulty wiring or, uh, cheap hardware...
绝对不是A片病毒 Definitely not a porn virus.
闭嘴 Shut up.
你们怎么能这样做 How could you guys do this?
我为你们担风险 I went out on a limb for you.
我相信你们 I believed in you.
谢谢 Well, thank you.
这是 这是一个极好的机会 It was... it was a wonderful opportunity.
绝好的机会 Oh, great opportunity.
那什么时候发工资 So, when do we get paid?
好吧 Okay.
你不能 我认识他们父母 Yeah, you can't. I know their parents.
嗨 你们在这干吗 Hey. What are you guys doing here?
我以为你们8点才下班 I thought your shift didn't end till 8:00 a.M.
我们提前完成了任务 Well, we got done early.
工作顺利吗 Oh. Everything go okay?
我还有点担心 I was kind of worried
你们会把那里全给烧了之类的 you might burn the whole place down or something.
没有"之类的" Well, it wasn't "or something."
我该如何在24小时内找到工作 How am I supposed to find jobs in the next 24 hours?
问倒我了 Beats me.
我俩爸妈真的是对现如今 It's like our paree s arclueless
糟糕的经济形势知之甚少啊 about how bad the economy is.
是的 Yeah.
你知道吗 You know what,
别给人家打工了 instead of working for someone else,
我们自己创业吧 we should start our own business.
我喜欢 I like that.
我们可以找风险投资 We could find some adventure capitalists
然后成为 你说的那个 and become, um-- what do you call--
"气业家" entrepraneers.
对啊 我们又不是没想法 Yeah. It's not like we don't have our own good idea.
我们有好点子 We have great ideas.
也许我们可以把其它食物做成棒棒来卖 Hey, maybe we can put other food on a stick and sell it.
对 比萨做成棒 Yeah. Pizza on a stick.
比萨棒 Pizza sticks.
馅饼 Pie.
馅饼棒 Pie sticks.
鱼 Fish.
我们叫它什么呢 Yeah, what are we going to call those?
鱼乐冰 Fish-sicles!
天才 Genius!
就是 Yeah.
不好意思 Excuse me.
我好像听到你们在找工作 Did I hear you guys say you're looking for jobs?
是的 Yeah.
怎么了 Why?
可能是我的错 Maybe e 's me.
我生来命犯傻逼 I'm an idiot magnet.
你怎么样 How you doing?
不太好 Not so good.
是的 我们听说了 非常对不起 Yeah, yeah, we heard, and we're so, so sorry.
非常非常抱歉 So, so very sorry.
还好 资料都备份了 Yeah, well, thank God the files are backed up
并且大部分损失由保险赔 and insurance will cover most of the damage.
那是好消息 That's great news!
对啊 Yes. Phew!
你们有意识到自己小孩不正常吗 You do realize that your children are not normal.
有是有 但是 什么才算正常呢 Well, yeah, but, you know, what's normal?
不过得替杰克说一句 And-and in Jake's defense,
他从没有做过这样的事 he never would have done anything like this
除了 你懂的 unless, uh, you know.
"懂"什么 艾伦 "You know" what, Alan?
我本不想说三道四的 Well, I didn't want to, you know, say anything
不过很明显 这是"近墨者黑" but, uh, but clearly there's a bad influence involved here.
我真的不想对此指名道姓 I mean, I don't want to point any fingers,
他的名字跟"丝麦德里仁"谐音 but, uh, his name rhymes with "Smeldridge."
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
你不是说真的吧 You-you can't be serious.
我儿子从小到大没遇到什么麻烦 My son had never been in trouble in his life
直到认识你儿子 until he met your son.
从没遇到麻烦? Never been in trouble?
他想用电脑和打印机 He tried to counterfeit money
印钞票 with a computer and an inkjet printer.
政府撤消了起诉 The government dropped the charges.
那只是因为根本没有25块钱钞票 Only because there's no such thing
这么一回事 as a $25 bill.
是吗 那么 Yeah? Yeah? Well,
杰克偷了你哥的大奔 well, what about when Jake stole your brother's Mercedes
在托潘加峡谷弄丢了又怎么说 and lost it in Topanga Canyon?
他没偷 他是借的 He didn't steal it. He borrowed it.
而且他借来开 是因为我哥醉了 And he was only driving it because my brother was drunk
得有人把他招的妓送回家 and someone had to take his hooker home.
送回托潘加峡谷 她住在那里 In Topanga Canyon, which is where she lived.
你总是为他开脱 You are always making excuses for him.
难道你不为艾尔德里奇开脱吗 And you don't excuse Eldridge?
我离婚让他很受伤好吧 Hey, he went through a very rough divorce.
难道杰克不是吗 And Jake didn't?
至少你老婆找了个更好的 Well, at least your wife traded up.
你这是什么意思 Wh-what is that supposed to mean?
真的吗 这话难道还太含蓄了吗 Really?? That was too subtle for you?
各位 好消息 Hey, everybody, good news.
不用为我们找工作担心了 You don't have to worry about us finding work.
你们找到工作了吗 You-you got a job?
是啊 而且不止是一份工作 Yeah. It's not just a job though.
还是一次历险 It's an adventure.
什么 What?
我们将"做我们能做的"[美国征兵口号] We're gonna be all we can be.
不 你们不会吧... Oh, oh, no-no, you didn't.
不会怎样 We didn't what?
参军啊 Join the Army.
是啊 我们参军了 你怎么知道的 Yeah, we joined the Army. How'd you know?
你们需要听我说 You need to listen to me.
他们不是正常人 They are not normal.
你好 Uh, hiya.
你好 Hi.
想换个新工作吗 Looking for a new career?
我已经44岁了 Um, I'm 44 years old.
没关系啊 That's okay.
今日的军队广纳贤才 Today's Army is all-inclusive.
多老多基情都行 You can be as old and as gay as you want.
很高兴知道这个 Uh, well, that's-that's good to know.
但其实 我是想来和你说 Um, uh, but I-I actually wanted to talk to you
我儿子的事 他叫杰克·哈勃 about my son, Jake Harper.
哈勃 哈勃 Harper. Harper.
他想做无人飞机驾驶员 Oh, yeah, wants to be a drone pilot.
他跟我说了 Yeah, he told me.
他以为跟电脑游戏一样 He thinks it's like a video game.
是的 Oh, it is.
跟电脑游戏一个样 It's exactly like a video game.
除了咱炸的是真人 Except we blow up real people.
其实 我就想跟你说这个 Yeah, actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
我爱我儿子 I love my son,
但更重要的是 uh, but more importantly,
我爱我的祖国 I love my country,
所以我认为我儿子不应该 uh, which is why I don't think my son
操控空中炸弹 should have access to flying bombs.
说白了什么武器都不行 Or really any kind of weapon.
我就不瞒你了 I mean, between you and me,
我见过他用叉子去叉洒了的食物 I've seen him try to pick up spilled food with a fork
结果叉中自己的腿 and stab himself in the leg.
而且不止一次 And not just once.
你的担心很正常 但我们的训练是无以伦比的 I understand your concern, but our training is unsurpassed.
绝对能令男孩成长为男子汉 We take boys and turn them into men.
我知道你怎么想的 I know you think that...
但你没有我这么了解他 ...but you don't know him like I do.
-他18岁了 对吗 -是的 - He's 18, right? - Yeah.
当前不在缓刑期或面临诉讼吧 Not currently on probation or under indictment?
-不 -这是他的签名吗 - No. - Is this his signature?
是的 Yeah.
只要他通过体检 Then if he passes the physical,
立马会被打包发往营地 he's signed, stamped, and off to camp.
明白了 I see.
快看 基地组织 Oh, look, al-Qaeda!
复印件而已 It's just a copy!
小伙子们 喜欢电脑游戏吗 Hey, guys, you like video games?
恭喜你 杰克 Congratulations, Jake.
虽说我只是你的继父 但我真为你感到骄傲 I know I'm only your stepdad, but I'm real proud of you.
谢谢 赫伯 你参过军吗 Thanks, Herb. Were you ever in the Army?
参加过"吻"乐队的粉丝大军 Well, the KISS Army.
但我想这不算数吧 But I don't think that really counts.
你觉得我走之前 我妈能不哭了吗 You think Mom's ever gonna stop crying before I go?
我想不会停 My guess is no.
别担心 妈 Don't worry, Mom.
我会没事的 I'll be fine.
我现在已经长大了 I'm a grown man now.
不 你没有 No, you're not.
你依然是我的臭屁宝贝儿子 You're my big-headed baby.
波塔 你会想我吗 So, Berta, are you gonna miss me?
才不呢 为什么要想 Nah, why should I miss you?
你在这儿多个马桶要洗 You're just an extra toilet to clean.
前提是你瞄准了马桶 That is, when you hit the toilet.
别担心 奶奶 你会为我骄傲的 Don't worry, Grandma. I'll make you proud of me.
我一直为你感到骄傲 宝贝 I've always been proud of you, darling.
我"特别"的骄傲 In my own way.
多谢你做的一切 Thanks for everything.
来吧 Come here.
往好的方面想 爸 Look at the bright side, Dad.
你不用再给我买衣服了 You won't have to buy me clothes anymore.
他们会发统一制服 They're gonna give me a dress uniform,
工作服 连累了都有统一着装 a work uniform, and even one for when I'm tired.
什么 What?
他们称为"疲劳装"[其实是做杂役 有疲劳的意思] Yeah, they call 'em "Fatigues."
真不明白干嘛不直接叫睡衣 I don't know why they just wouldn't call 'em pajamas.
儿子啊 儿子 Oh, my son, my son.
一定要听话 服从命令 You be a good boy, and you do what you're told,
答应我一定要小心 and promise me you'll be careful.
别担心我 Don't worry about me.
替咱们祖国的敌人担心吧 Worry about our nation's enemies.
我真的担心 I am worried.
快点 你们这帮懒鬼 Come on, you lazy pukes!
快 快 快 Move it! Move it! Move it!
咱们什么时候才能开机器人飞机啊 When do we start flying the robot planes?
我不知道 I don't know.
可能吃完午饭吧 Maybe after lunch.
不 午饭后要跑五里路呢 No, we're going on a five-mile run after lunch.
这个我就不去了 No, I'm gonna skip that.
我要睡个午觉 I want to take a nap.
快 快 Move move!