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八卦天后
第六季 第三集
"八卦天后"在此 Gossip girl here--
这是你了解曼哈顿名流们 your one and only source
绯闻的唯一渠道 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
我需要你对社会动乱的一贯热情帮我 I need your passion for social upheaval to help me
完成一本上东区主题的书 write the book about the upper east side.
那你怎么不留在现场接着看 Would you prefer the kink
你老爸和冒牌天使查莉滚床单 of watching your father do it with fake Charlie again?
不 我没有 No, I did not watch.
他们发现我前就离开了 I got the hell out before they saw me.
现在作为霍道夫时装的新任接班人 As the new head of Waldorf designs,
我只有一次初回亮相的机会 I only have one chance to make my debut.
就在下周为买家开设的时装秀上 At fashion show for buyers next week.
请告诉我那意味着 Please tell me that means
你要把连载给《观察家》出版了 you're giving your serial to "The spectator."
我知道你和我一样希望这事能够成功 I know you need this to succeed as much as I do,
但是如果你能一字不变地出版 我就授权给你 but it's only gonna do that if you print it word for word.
成交 Done.
你想让我说什么 What do you want me to say,
"谢谢老爸和他的名人女友给我 "Thank you for the humiliating experience
送我上学这种丢人的经验" of being walked to school by my dad and his trophy girlfriend"?
《八卦天后》说你父亲正在和瑟琳娜约会 "Gossip girl" Says your dad is dating Serena Van der Woodsen.
是真的吗 Is it true?
好不长的 Not for long.
她知道你能做到 布莱尔小姐 She know you can do this, Miss Blair.
我希望她是对的 I hope she's right.
我的整个纽约和与恰克的未来 My entire future... here and with Chuck
都靠它了 depends on it.
曼哈顿经受住了暴风雨 Manhattan has weathered her share of storms--
热浪 飓风 甚至是地震 heat waves, hurricanes, even an earthquake.
但这些天 看起来有股新势力 But these days, it looks like a new force of nature
在上东区成形 is taking shape on the upper east side.
没什么东西能比 There's nothing I love more
清早的缝纫声让我更爱的了 than the sound of a sweatshop in the morning.
这个裙摆太低了 That hemline is too short.
这条太长了 And that one is too long.
我的初回亮相必须要完美无缺 My debut collection must be perfect.
过去两周 我们日以继夜地赶工 We haven't been working day and night
不是为了犯错误的 for the last two weeks to make errors.
细节就是魔鬼 细节决定成败 The devil is in the details,
我要去膜拜撒旦[魔王]了 and I'm about to start worshipping Satan.
布莱尔 这是今晚来走秀的 Blair, here is the list of it girls
时尚名媛的名单 walking in tonight's show.
我很高兴 夏洛特·卡西拉奇 I am so glad Charlotte Casiraghi
答应来当我们秀的主角 agreed to be our centerpiece girl.
她可是名副其实的时尚偶像 She is a veritable style icon
也是唯一一个不记恨的摩纳哥人 and the only Monegasque who doesn't hold a grudge.
这才是我们策略的高明之处 That is the genius of our strategy.
错过时尚周 那又怎样 So what, we missed fashion week.
不管怎样 人们总是模仿 People always take their style cues
现实生活中的社交名媛风格 from real life it girls, anyway.
当我们的顾客看到今晚的时装系类时 Our buyers will clamor for the collection
他们都会为之沸腾的 the second they see it.
是的 布莱尔 我想起来 Oui, Blair, which reminds me,
现在要去确认下夏洛特的航班 I'll go confirm Charlotte's flight now.
布莱尔小姐 你这些天都没歇过 Miss Blair, you have no moment for rest in days.
我给你端了健康饮品 甘蓝汁 I bring you health shake with kale.
我现在关心那唯一的绿色 The only green that I'm concerned with right now
就是劳伦·布什今晚要穿的那条哈伦裤 is the shade of harem pants
用色是深是浅 Lauren Bush will be donning tonight.
糟糕了 Quel desastre.
夏洛特的律师表示说 她有个 Charlotte's lawyers say she has a conflict
代言纠纷 with another endorsement.
他们要让她退出今晚的秀 我们怎么办 They've made her drop out of the show. What do we do?
别担心 让·皮埃尔 我会掌控好的 Not to worry, Jean Pierre. I've got this under control.
我们会找到更具传奇的人物 We'll just have to find someone even more fabulous
来彰显霍道夫时装的颜面 to feature as the face of Waldorf designs.
谢谢 Thank you.
亲爱的 学校今天有什么事情吗 So, sweetie, what's on tap at school today?
你要浆果吗 Do you want some berries?
我从农场带的 很新鲜 I got 'em fresh at the farmer's market.
你要是想对我不敬 Hey, if you wanna be rude to me,
我会忍受 那是做父母责任的一部分 I'll put up with it as part of my parental duty,
但你没理由对瑟琳娜这么不礼貌 but there is no excuse to be impolite to Serena.
没事 Ah, it's fine.
不 她不该这样对你 No, it's not.
塞吉 怎么回事 Sage, what's the deal?
你一直旷课 You've been cutting school,
不去参加所有的活动 and you dropped out out of all the activities
这些活动过去对你来说很重要 that used to matter to you.
我们说好 要是内特不让你学习分心 Our agreement was that you could date Nate
你就能跟他在一起 if he didn't distract you from what's important.
别把内特搅进来 Please leave Nate out of this.
看看 Hey. Look at that.
终于开口说话了 She actually speaks.
你一整个夏天都没在我身边 You weren't around all summer,
突然间你就成了全世界最好的 and now all of a sudden, you're the world's awesomest dad
正在取悦名人女友的爸爸 trying to impress your trophy girlfriend?
好吧 Okay. Wow.
我并不知道你是这么觉得的 I didn't know that you felt that way,
但既然是这样 我们就谈谈这事 but now that I do, let's talk about it.
喂 内特 没事 很方便说话 Hi, Nate. No, it's a great time to talk.
刚刚可是你施教的时刻 Well, there went your teachable moment.
我只是不晓得怎么跟她相处 You know, I just don't know what to do with her.
她的成绩烂透了 You know, her grades are abysmal.
马上就要上大学 College is right around the corner.
我不愿这么说 You know, I hate to say it,
但或许我太早介绍你们俩认识 but maybe I introduced the two of you too soon.
作为一个生命中有着众多继父 Well, speaking as someone who had a lot of stepparent types
来来回回的人来说 waltz in and out of my life,
我知道这很难接受 I know it can be tough,
但一切都会好的 对吗 but we'll make it through it, okay?
我真心希望会这样 I really, really want that.
听你这话 好像要有个转折了 Well, it sounds like there's a "but" Coming.
我只是 不知道我们是否... Yeah. I just, you know, wonder if I...
进展得有点太快了 moved a little too fast here.
我不是为她的不当行为辩护 I-I make no excuses for the way she's acting,
但她不过是个孩子 But she's still a kid.
如果她心里不舒服 我得安抚她 You know, if she's this upset, I need to deal with it.
当然 你确实该跟她好好谈谈 Well, yeah, you should definitely talk to her.
我在考虑 我们 You know, I was--I was thinking more like...
也许应该分开一段时间 you know, maybe you and I should take a break.
我极不情愿这么做 You know, it's the last thing in the world that I want,
但我要把精力放在塞吉身上 让她 but I should focus on Sage, you know, get her--
让她的生活回归正轨 get her back on track.
不然让我和她谈谈吧 Well, what if I talk to her?
你也看到她刚才对你的态度了 You did hear everything she just said about you.
是的 但我知道 Well, yeah, but I know
怎样和塞吉这样的女孩打交道 how to relate to girls like Sage
因为现在的她就跟几年前的我一样 because I was a girl like Sage not too long ago.
这一点她要对我们心悦诚服 Well, at this point she could hardly hate either of us more.
所以 再糟也不过如此了 Therefore, we have nothing to lose.
她会想通的 我保证 好吗 She'll come around, I promise. Okay?
好吧 Okay.
我早上听见你和人通话 I heard you on the phone earlier this morning.
不像是布莱尔打来的 Didn't sound like Blair.
嗓音更低沉 想法更阴暗 Deeper voice, darker mind.
是我叔叔杰克 My uncle Jack.
他在迪拜的人手正在暗中 His people on the ground in Dubai
帮我查阿米拉给我的相片中 are helping me to find out who the mystery man
和巴特在一起的神秘男子 with Bart in Amira's photo is.
查出什么了吗 Did he come up with anything?
还没 我们跟踪停在餐馆外的汽车 Not yet. We got a partial plate off the car
拍到了部分牌照号 tracked down the restaurant it was parked outside of.
这是条很好的线索 So that's a good place to start asking questions.
这是个好消息 也许那片区域的人 Well, that's good news. I mean, maybe someone in the area
可能认出他是谁 will recognize him, you know?
是啊 但愿如此 Yeah, let's hope so.
我也许在和恐怖分子谈判 I may be negotiating with terrorists,
但你却在窝藏逃犯 but you're harboring a fugitive.
走吧 小猴子 Come on, monkey.
抱歉 你也知道他这个人 I-I'm sorry about that, man. He's, you know...
没关系 恰克的冷言冷语伤不到我 No, Chuck's barbs don't bother me.
没有什么比乔治娜盯着我睡觉来得可怕 Anything beats having Georgina watch me sleep.
多谢你收留我 I'm just grateful for a place to crash.
作为你的室友和出版商 Well, as your roommate and publisher,
我高兴地宣布《纽约观察家》即将发布 I am pleased to report that "The spectator"
汉弗瑞原创故事系列第一期 is finally ready to post its very first Humphrey original.
今天真是个好日子 尽管才早上九点 It's a good day, and it's only 9:00 a.m.
在我发布本周连载内容之前 Before I publish, would you wanna warn the subject
你要不要先和他们打个招呼 of this week's serial? You know, let 'em know
让他们知道自己要被报道了 that they're about to be totally skewered?
是啊 对 不 不 还是不说了 Yeah. Yeah, no. No, I'd rather not.
你确定吗 这就好比 Are you sure? I mean, this is kinda like
你和某人的前任上床 when you start sleeping with someone's ex.
你先主动跟某人打个招呼比较好吧 It's better--better that they hear it from you first.
你倒是门儿清 You should know.
你也是过来人 So should you.
你觉得格雷顿·卡特在揭发阿斯特家族之前 You think Graydon Carter makes a courtesy call
会打电话征求他们的同意吗 to the Astors before publishing an expose on them?
说的没错 Yeah, actually.
发布吧 Post it.
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画廊揭幕式的嘉宾名单准备得如何了 How's the invite list for the gallery opening coming along?
说到这个 你要带哪位女伴参加 Speaking of, who will you be escorting?
我有个绝佳提议 'cause I have the perfect suggestion.
带我 Me.
我十分乐意带你出席 Well, I would love nothing more than to have you on my arm,
但在对外宣布我们的关系之前 but before we announce our relationship status
我想先告诉孩子们 to the world, I have to tell my kids first.
虽然珍妮从伦敦发来祝福 Jenny sent her blessing from London,
但我还没联系丹 but I still haven't connected with Dan.
他最好快点从欧洲回来 Well, he'd better hurry up and get back from Europe
这样我就能正式成为你的女友了 so I can officially be your girlfriend.
闭关写作这么久 他要去 Well, he was gonna do some traveling...
旅行放松一下 after his writer's retreat,
头条新闻: 鲁弗斯·汉弗瑞的空中楼阁
但他随时可能回来 But he should be back any day now,
我肯定他一回来就会来找我们 and I'm sure he'll reach out to us as soon as he returns.
这我不敢苟同 I wouldn't be too sure about that.
你看这个 Look at this.
新请的社交名媛是谁呢 So... who is our new It girl?
根本找不到人 She's impossible to find.
我已经动用所有人脉了 I've called all of our contacts.
这可是在曼哈顿啊 名媛遍地都是 This is Manhattan. There's an It girl on every corner.
这里也有吗 Even on this corner?
我不能亲自上阵 I can't walk in my show.
不是说你 Not you.
我是说瑟琳娜 Serena.
我上高中时 妈妈多次再婚 When I was in high school, my mom was remarried a lot.
你一定不好过 That must have been so hard for you.
是啊 确实很难受 Yeah, it actually was,
我吃了不少苦才学会这个道理 And I learned the hard way that, you know,
如果放任自流 受伤害的还是你自己 if you act out, you're only hurting yourself,
所以 尽量把精力放在申请大学上 so please just try to care about college
坚持参加课外活动 and stay involved in your extracurriculars.
你说的对 瑟琳娜 You're so right, Serena.
说你是胸大无脑的人真是看走眼了 And they say you can't be pretty and smart.
也请你别总跟你父亲耍性子 And try to go easy on your dad, please.
他真的是个好人 He's--he's a really good man.
所以我才会爱上他 That's why I fell in love with him.
我都要被你说到耳聋了 Okay, now my ears are bleeding.
但能和年龄相近又能真正懂我的人聊天 But it's cool to talk to someone my own age
感觉着实不错 who actually gets it.
我保证会洗心革面 重新开始 I promise I'll turn over a new leaf.
谢谢你 瑟琳娜 Thanks, Serena.
稍等一下 Hold on one second.
有何贵干 What do you want?
既然你已说明不跟我做朋友了 I'm not even going to pretend to be calling you
我也不会装腔作势地说 这通电话是 as a friend right now because you have made it quite clear
出于朋友间的问候 that you are not mine,
但我要向你提供一个共赢的商业良机 but I do have a mutually beneficial business opportunity.
我才不信呢 I highly doubt that.
我需要一位有影响力的社交名媛为我走秀 I need a power It girl to walk in my show.
你曾在中央公园管理委员会晚会上引起轰动 You made a splash at the Central Park Conservancy Gala.
我想你应该愿意再续辉煌 I'm guessing that you need something equally as exciting
来把成功贯彻到底 to follow it up.
你对我社会地位的担忧 Oh, well, your concern for my social standing
实在是动人心弦 really tugs at my heartstrings,
但是一个时装秀根本不算大危机 but a fashion show is hardly a life crisis.
对我来说就是 It is to me.
我已经被逼上绝路了 My back is up against the wall,
而且不是关于性感恰克·拜斯的感情问题 and not in a hot Chuck Bass kind of way.
我们认识这么久 You and I have known each other long enough
已经像一家人了 that we are like family,
也就是说 时不时的 which means that we have earned the right to hate each other
我们有权憎恨对方 但这不等于 from time to time, but that doesn't mean
背后没有友爱的存在 that there's not still love underneath.
拜托了 瑟琳娜 Come on, Serena.
求你了 我曾救过你多少次 Please. How many times have I saved you?
现在轮到你来拯救我了 It's your turn to save me back.
我正在拯救别人 史蒂文的女儿塞吉 I'm saving someone else now-- Steven's daughter Sage.
我唯一担心的就是她 还有看好她 My only focus is her and keeping her on track.
他们是我新的家人 They're my new family.
我看你也应该找个新的家人 Maybe you should find a new one, too.
如果瑟琳娜不想做一家人 You know what? If Serena doesn't wanna be family,
那也好 让她凤凰变麻雀 Then that's fine. She can dive right from the gene pool
污水坑里滚吧 to the cesspool.
我母亲是我的家人 My mother is my family.
我母亲 总在看着我 My mother... is always watching...
就像"蒙娜丽莎" like the "Mona Lisa."
就像抱有各种期待的"蒙娜丽莎" Like the "Mona Lisa" with a lot of expectations!
你脸色苍白 You look pale...
就像"蒙娜丽莎" Like "Mona Lisa."
这品牌是我的同名品牌 This business is my namesake.
它就是传家之宝 It is the family jewel.
是恰克支付我的全额嫁妆留下的 It is what Chuck paid my dowry to save!
如果这次我不成功 If I'm not successful at this,
我们可能最终都不能走到一起 we might not even end up together!
我们都支持你 We all root for you
成为 布莱尔 霍道夫·拜斯 to be... Blair… Waldorf-bass.
我必须达到母亲的努力程度 I must match my mother's hard work,
她的奉献精神 和所得成就 dedication, and success.
我不能让她失望 我不能让恰克失望 I can't let her down. I can't let Chuck down.
不能让我自己失望 Can't let myself down.
人们都说历史总是重演 They say history repeats itself,
但是看来B即将经历一次全新的 but looks like B. is charting a brand-new course
历史性大坍塌 to epic collapse.
打扰一下 你见过这个女孩吗 Excuse me. Hey, have you seen this girl?
你是瑟琳娜吗 Are you Serena?
是的 她在哪 Yeah. Yeah. Where is she?
她刚走 Uh, you just missed her,
但她说你会埋单的 but she did say you would take care of this.
史蒂文 来电
喂 Hello?
是的 一切都好得不得了 Yeah, yeah, everything went as well as it could have.
她和我十七岁时想法一模一样 She thinks just like I did when I was 17.
简直就是一个模子刻出来的 It's like looking in a mirror.
看来你在经受 It seems as if you're suffering
极度疲劳和严重缺水 from severe exhaustion and dehydration.
你睡过觉吗 吃过饭吗 Have you been sleeping? Eating?
我看起来有胖到像吃过饭的吗 Do I look like I've been eating?
别侮辱我 Don't insult me.
布莱尔小姐像只猕猴一样四处奔波 Miss Blair running around like rhesus monkey.
她没有时间睡觉 She take no moment for sleeping
吃饭 休息 或着停下来歇歇 or eating or resting or stopping.
我也快累死了 It's exhausting me, too.
我比农场工人还要努力 I have been working harder than a farmhand,
但是我还有个百万资产品牌要发展 but I do have a multimillion dollar brand to build
还有今晚的时装秀要监督 and a fashion show to oversee tonight,
所以如果你不介意 so if you'll excuse me.
你哪都不能去 如果你想出席走秀 You're not going anywhere. If you wanna be at that show,
就必须卧床休息和输液 you need to be on bed rest and I.V. Fluids.
你哪找来的庸医 Where did you find this quack?
也许我是有点劳累 Perhaps I am a wee bit tired.
我去准备输液袋 I'll prepare the I.V.
看来我只能在我的病床上 I guess I'll just have to deal with running my empire
经营我的时装帝国了 from my own sickbed.
你这么衣衫不整 Oh, the state of your shirt
看来塞吉肯定在附近 makes me think Sage must be close.
她刚走 Yeah, well, you just missed her.
她现在又消失那哪去了 Where could she have disappeared to now?
我已经在巴尼斯每层都找两次了 I just searched every floor of Barney's twice.
巴尼斯 纽约时尚品牌
你去试试在里面找人 还得忍住不去看 You try doing that without stopping to browse
整整两个鞋品专柜 at either of the shoe departments.
我觉得你应该放弃找她 I think you should just give up the chase.
我不能放弃 我应该来指导她的 I can't. I'm supposed to be mentoring her.
你 指导 You? Mentor?
你就默认了吧 Just go with it.
她可能只有十七岁 但是她可聪明极了 She may be 17, but she is wise beyond her years.
她是高中时代的你的十倍 相信我 She's high school you times ten, believe me.
但是塞吉的唯一目标就是 But Sage's entire goal is to destroy
破坏我和史蒂文的感情 她快做到了 mine and Steven's relationship, and she's succeeding at it,
因为我一整天都在对他撒谎 because I've been lying to him all day.
我应该让她规规矩矩的 I'm supposed to be keeping her on the straight and narrow,
但是我现在完全不知道她在哪 and I have no idea where she is.
如果你这么自责 Well, if you feel so guilty,
也许你应该把事情说清 maybe you should just come clean.
我不能 如果他知道我搞砸了 I can't. If he knows that I messed this up,
那他肯定想我俩休息一下 He'll wanna take a break,
那是我最不希望看到的 and that's the last thing I want.
他现在就是我生命中最重要的人 He's the most important person in my life right now.
听着 处理她是他的工作 不是你的 Look, it's his job to handle her, not yours.
你说得对 Oh, you're right.
鉴于困难之大 Okay. As hard as it's gonna be,
我看只好举白旗了 I think I just have to admit defeat.
祝你好运 如果你要找人聊我随时都在 Well, good luck with that. I'm around if you need to talk.
谢谢 Thanks.
你是来敲诈勒索的吗 You here on one of your famous blackmail missions?
真希望你能把这些都拍成电影 I hope you got it all on film.
去你的吧 汉弗瑞 Suck it, Humphrey.
你最好扣上衬衫扣 You should probably button up your shirt.
你现在是总编辑了 You are editor-in-chief now.
我实在不明白丹怎么知道咱俩的事的 I just can't figure out how Dan found out about us.
我应该给他打电话亲口告诉他 I should have called him so he heard it from me.
他肯定震惊了 He must be in shock.
天啦 Oh, my god.
鲁弗斯 你也太老好人了吧 Rufus, you are too good for your own good.
我是说 你儿子在媒体面前诋毁你 I mean, your son trashes you in the press,
你还认为你是罪有应得 And you think you're to blame.
怎么说呢 丹上一本小说已经 I mean, it was bad enough
把你写得够过分了 这次完全是升级版 when Dan fictionalized you in his last book, but this is next level.
我要马上跟他谈谈 I need to talk to him immediately.
谈谈 Talk?
上次你不就是这么做的吗 Isn't that what you did last time?
我看那一点效果都没有 And look how well that turned out.
他在用你们的真人真名来扭曲事实 I mean, he's using real names and distorting the truth.
这根本就是诽谤 It's libel.
实时广告收入
广告数据看来还挺有赚头的 These ad numbers seem pretty promising.
我这个系列会带领《观察家》走向辉煌的 I think my serial might give "The spectator" a real boost.
没错 最重要的是 Yeah, and more importantly,
至少从网上评论看来 judging by these online comments at least,
鲁弗斯事件已经创造了全新的阅读量 the Rufus piece has reached a whole new readership.
我是说 人们真的在看 I mean, people who actually read--
完胜《35年代复古独立摇滚的铁杆粉》 over 35s who love vintage indie rock
还有对他人的离婚讲些恶意中伤的话 and dirt on other people's divorces.
况且我爸并不算《八卦天后》的常客 And since my dad isn't exactly in the "Gossip girl" demo,
她也不可能搅黄这件事 there's no way she can undermine this story.
不是吧 Oh, come on.
据说鲁弗斯·汉弗瑞准备起诉寂寞男孩 内特·阿齐布尔德和《观察家》 看到没 丹 一旦你全盘托出 就等着死无葬身之地吧
上面说你爸准备起诉你 This says your dad is gonna sue you,
我 还有《观察家》 me, and "The spectator."
而且是"八卦天后"放的消息 And "Gossip girl" is breaking the news.
让·皮埃尔 你把一切都毁了 Jean pierre? You are ruining everything.
伸展台的颜色不对 The runway is the wrong color.
还有是谁准你选的那些假发 And who approved those wigs?
妮琪·米娜都比你会选 Even Nicki Minaj knows better.
妮琪·米娜 美国著名创作型饶舌歌手 以各式各样的假发和极富个人特色的说唱引人注目
我会重新弄过的 We will change it all--
重漆伸展台 撤掉假发 paint the runway, ditch the wigs.
你身后那是内丽·尤琪吗 Is that Nelly Yuki I see in the background?
她在做独家采访 She's there for her exclusive interview.
拖住她 跟她说她美爆了 Stall her. Tell her she's pretty.
她从没被人用这些词赞美过 She's never heard those words strung together before.
真是糟透了 多洛塔 It couldn't get worse, Dorota.
我都还没找到我要的时尚名媛 I still haven't found my It girl,
而现在内丽·尤琪又像只华伦天奴的小狗 and now Nelly Yuki is sniffing around
在后台嗅来嗅去 like one of Valentino's little dogs.
让·皮埃尔会给她罩上嘴罩的 Jean Pierre should put a muzzle on her.
让·皮埃尔会以为我们DJ叫"嘴罩"呢 Jean Pierre thinks "Muzzle" is the name of our d.J.
我都不知道能打给谁了 I don't know who else to call.
小奴才们还因为上次的事在关禁闭 The minions are on probation because of poppy-gate,
丹还在生我的气 and Dan is still furious with me.
我就需要一个懂我心思的人 I just want someone who can read my mind.
这要求难道太过分了吗 Is that too much to ask?
你好 布莱尔 Hello, Blair.
瑟琳娜 你的耳根现在肯定在发烫吧 Serena. Your ears must be burning.
是吗 为什么 Yeah? Why?
我刚跟我爸说起 I was just telling my dad
你给我的那个难得的机会 about the great opportunity you got me.
当然了 难得的机会嘛 Of course. The great opportunity.
你帮我争取到一个名额 You scored me a prime spot
让我今晚在布莱尔·霍道夫时装秀上走秀 walking in Blair Waldorf's fashion show tonight.
没错 简直激动人心 I did, and it's just so exciting.
还有谁比布莱尔这样的年轻女企业家 Who better for me to learn from
自己运作公司 than a young businesswoman like Blair,
更值得我学习呢 running her own company?
我确实很赞同企业家精神 I do applaud entrepreneurship.
这没准能助我一臂之力获得时尚界的 This could lead to a summer internship
暑假实习机会或甚至整个职业生涯 or maybe a whole career in fashion.
我非常愿意尽我所能帮助 I was just happy to do anything
可爱的塞吉 for--for sweet Sage.
这真是个好消息 You know, this is great news.
我的两个姑娘相处得很融洽 My two girls' getting along.
谢谢 这对我来说太重要了 Thank you. This means a lot.
你觉得我出卖了你 不是吗 You thought I ratted you out, didn't you?
你不是真的以为我关心你那些童年挫折吧 Do you really think I care about your childhood baggage?
我已经自愈了 我经历得够多了 I go to therapy. I have enough of my own.
我不过想帮帮你 Hey, I was just trying to help.
你怎么拿到布莱尔时装秀的名额的 How'd you get a spot in Blair's show?
我没有啊 I didn't.
你会帮我的 You'll get me in.
没那么简单 Uh... it's not that easy.
跟布莱尔有关的事就简单不了 Nothing ever is with Blair.
好吧 那我就只好去跟我爸说 Well, then I'll just have to tell my dad
我终于知道自己能做什么了 that I finally found my true calling,
却让你给搞砸了 and you squashed it
因为是你让你的闺蜜不用我的 by telling your b.F.F. not to hire me.
人们说弱肉强食 适者生存 They say don't hate the player, hate the game.
但当你说了算时 惨败真是丢人 But when you invented the rules, losing really stings.
果然除了恰克先生没人能让你乖乖待床上 I knew nobody keep you in bed except Mr. Chuck.
所以我就给他打电话了 That's why I call him.
我真想跟你一起在羽绒被下缠绵一整天 I would love to spend the day with you under the duvet,
但你已经筋疲力尽了 but you're exhausted.
而且从我的短暂的护工经验中了解到 And I know from my brief stint as a candy striper
静脉注射时还是静躺为妙 that an I.V. can be quite a hindrance.
我该怎么服侍你呢 So how may I serve?
我不能妨碍你扳倒巴特 I can't pull you away from taking down Bart.
好吧 当我接到对抗我父亲的任务时 Well, my hands may be momentarily tied
我自然会放下所有事情 when it comes to my mission against my father.
现在命令我吧 布莱尔 Task me, blair.
不行 命令是给奴才们和丹·汉弗瑞的 I can't. Tasks are for minions or Dan Humphrey.
我现在知道你到底需要什么了 On second thought, I know exactly what you need done.
我也知道你怎么想了 And I know exactly how you like it.
你根本不用我下什么指令 No instructions necessary.
多洛塔 Dorota.
我好热 I'm feverish!
艾尔顿·约翰坑了《星期日镜报》十五万 Elton John won $150,000 from "The Sunday Mirror,"
他们不过是做了篇报道 and all they wrote was
写他的节食方法就是 he was on some sort of diet
对食物只嚼不吞 Where he chewed his food but didn't swallow.
别担心 Well, don't worry.
我很确定我老爸都会把食物吞下去的 I'm pretty sure my father swallows.
丹 这笑话真冷 这就是为什么我要 Dan, this isn't funny. This is exactly why I was saying
你应该先跟鲁弗斯打声招呼的原因 you should speak to Rufus in the first place.
不 这一点都不像我父亲的作风 No, but this isn't like my father at all.
我的意思是 就算他做事 I mean, granted, nothing he's been doing
再怎么跟以前不一样 has really been in character,
可我就是不信 他会告上法庭 but I just don't believe he would sue.
他最不想干的事就是说出真相 The last thing he wants to do is tell the truth,
证实他在我的沙发上 the whole truth about
跟艾薇·迪肯斯搞到了一起 banging Ivy Dickens on my sofa.
可这并不代表他不重视此事 That doesn't mean that he isn't gonna try to make a point
不想了结此事 or get a settlement.
内特 我知道我爸的为人 Nate, look, if I-- if I know my dad,
他不过就是想给我个教训 all he wants to do is give me a lecture
然后自命清高地给我说教 from his perch on mount-holier-than-thou.
没事的 We'll be fine.
我会跟他说清楚的 I'll--I'll go talk to him, but just
你就试着深呼吸 吃两片镇定的药吧 try and take a deep breath and maybe a xanax or two.
"天桥秀"要按照这个顺序进行 So the show will open with this track.
这是其余安排的清单 Here's a list of the rest of the set here
上面有时间标记 with time stamps.
恰克 Chuck.
你觉得怎样 What do you think?
我一时不知怎么说 I'm speechless.
一切是不是如你所想 Is it everything you desired?
知我者恰克·拜斯也 You read me like tea leaves, Chuck Bass.
是杰克 他有照片上那个男人的线索 It's Jack. He has a lead on the man in the photo.
-我得... -去吧 - I have to-- - go.
-今晚一定会... -很完美 因为有你 - Tonight will be... - Perfect because of you.
去找那个人吧 Go find that man.
这样我们就离在一起 又近了一步 It means we're one step closer to being together.
去吧 Go.
哦 冷血女人来了 Oh, the ice woman cometh.
我想要为我之前说过的话道歉 I wanted to apologize about our conversation earlier.
我知道我说的话很过分 I-I know that I was way out of line.
省省吧 瑟琳娜 你想怎样 Save it, Serena. What do you want?
我想让塞吉参加你的服装秀 I need Sage to be in your fashion show.
可讽刺的是 我需要的走秀人员 Ironic, since I need a fabulous it girl
必须是社交名媛 to walk in my show.
而塞吉不过是个高中生 But Sage is in high school.
抱歉 帮不了你了 Sorry. Can't help you.
这是你了解塞吉的好机会 This is your opportunity to discover Sage.
卡尔发现了纳奥米 卡尔文捧红了克里斯蒂 Look, Karl found Naomi. Calvin invented Christy.
人们想要看到新面孔 People love a fresh, new face.
所以说 你是想利用我 So what you're saying is that you wanna use me,
一个外人 your non-family,
来给你的新家人留下个好印象 to make a good impression on your new real family.
没错 让塞吉来走秀 Yeah. Yeah, having Sage in your show
可以保住我跟史蒂文的关系 will save my relationship with Steven.
好吧 我会照办的 Okay. I'll do it.
谢谢 Thank you.
不过有一个条件 On one condition.
由于某些原因 人们总是很在意你的看法 For some reason, people care what you think.
所以你要坐在埃莉诺·霍道夫经典系列秀场的前排 So you will sit front row in vintage Eleanor Waldorf,
热烈鼓掌 大力赞赏 applaud wildly, and gush to anyone who will listen
让人们知道我的新款系列时装是有多好 about how fabulous my new collection is.
好 就这么定了 Done. You have a deal.
跟你谈交易 还是比较愉快的 It was almost nice doing business with you.
塞吉 过来见见布莱尔 你如愿了 Sage, come meet Blair. You're in.
你看起来真惊艳 Oh, and stunning.
谢谢 Thank you.
今晚一定会很棒 Tonight's gonna be amazing.
塞吉会上T台走秀 Sage will be walking the runway.
而我和史蒂文则会坐在前排观看 Steven and I will be sitting in front row.
不过从明天开始 But starting tomorrow,
你就得多操心些正经事了 好吗 you're gonna start caring about some things, okay?
是吗 I am?
对啊 按时上学 参加课外活动 Yeah, like attending school and after school activities
在宵禁前回到家 and making it home in time for curfew
以及 尊重你的父亲 and being so, so kind to your father.
明白了吗 Do we understand each other?
完全明白 我很高兴我们能合得来 Perfectly. I'm so happy we're all getting along.
我觉得今晚一定会让人永生难忘 I have a feeling tonight's going to be very memorable.
姑娘们 要留心了 Careful, ladies.
塞吉穿着布莱尔的时装 却未必是她的盟友 turuns out Sage might be a wolf in B‘s clothing.
埃莉诺·霍道夫设计展
埃莉诺不会参加今晚的走秀 Eleanor will not be attending tonight's show
因为她完全信任我 because she trusts me completely.
她能这么信任我 我很是高兴 I feel honored to have earned that trust
我对霍道夫设计的未来很有信心 and excited about the future of Waldorf designs.
布莱尔 这边请 Blair? This way.
失陪了 Excuse me.
敬今晚隆重登场的塞吉 还有让她圆梦的你 To Sage's big night and to you for making this all happen.
哦 那我敬我俩 为我俩一马平川的将来干杯 Oh, and to us and nothing standing in the way of our future.
我同意 I'll drink to that.
我让你和她谈谈的时候 Oh, of course, when I told you to speak with her,
我原以为你会点燃她对骑马的兴趣 I imagine you igniting her interest in horseback riding
或者是让她参加排球队 or, you know, maybe joining the volleyball team.
要知道 做模特并非是我 You know, modeling wasn't exactly
想象中最理想的课外活动 the... after school activity I had in mind.
这不仅仅只是模特走秀 Well, this isn't just about modeling, though.
布莱尔邀请了一群很棒的女性 I mean, Blair has an incredible group of women
来展示她的时装 wearing her clothes,
从女性活动家到职场女性 再到女演员 from activists to businesswomen to actresses.
塞吉能从她们身上学到很多东西 Sage is in great company.
好吧 Okay.
瑟琳娜 史蒂文 Serena. Steven.
很高兴今晚你能来捧场 It is such a pleasure to have you here tonight.
欢迎 我很高兴塞吉能来走秀 Welcome. And I'm so glad that Sage is in the show.
她一定会惊艳四座的 She's gonna be beautiful.
我已经等不及了 Can't wait.
哦 看啊 我看到安德森·库珀在那 Oh. Look, I see, uh, Anderson Cooper over there.
抱歉 我得过去祝贺他一下 Excuse me. I should go congratulate him
他的旧闻现在变成了新闻... on his old news becoming new news...
如果可以这么说的话 if that makes sense.
我带你去你的位置吧 Let me show you your seat.
好 我得坐在视野好的位置才能热烈鼓掌 Okay, well, I need a good view if I'm going to applaud.
瑟琳娜·范德·伍德森 时尚记者
为什么没有史蒂文的座位 Why isn't there a seat for Steven here?
瑟琳娜 这是顶级时装走秀场 Serena, this is prime fashion real estate.
我得把最好的座位留给记者们 I had to save all the best seats for journalists
跟有影响力的人 而不是某个好爸爸 and influencers, not do-gooding dads,
你不用担心 史蒂文的位置也不错 but not to worry. Steven has a very nice seat
在你后面的第三排 behind you in the third row right there.
不行 这太不尊重人了 No, that is so disrespectful.
你有把我们俩当回事吗 Do you even care that we're here?
我当然在乎 Well, of course I care.
我太了解你了 布莱尔 You are so transparent, blair.
你不能为我的男朋友预留一个位置 You couldn't have a seat for my boyfriend next to me
不过是因为需要为你的宠臣省着 because you had to save it for one of your indentured minions.
不 不是那样的 Well, th-that's not true.
既然你已经有了一个为你 Why even bother to make a deal with me
宣传颂扬新系列的奴隶写手 to have me fake-clap when you've already got one of your slaves
为何还要费事地找我交易呢 writing a fake story about how wonderful your line is?
你好像没搞清状况 For your information,
我是一个真正的《女装日刊》记者 I'm a very real "Women's wear daily" reporter.
当然 内丽·尤琪 一个真正的记者 Yes, Nelly Yuki, a very real reporter
今晚的你无比华丽 who happens to look incredibly gorgeous tonight
能有你光临前排让我受宠若惊 and who I am thrilled to have sitting in the front row.
而且 我根本搞不懂 And... I haven't the slightest clue
瑟琳娜说的交易是什么 what fake deal Serena is referring to.
时尚半点掺不得假 Nobody likes a fashion counterfeit.
说的对 我绝不会因为穿A货而出洋相 You're right. I would never be caught dead wearing a knockoff,
而如果今晚真是诚实之夜 and if tonight really is about honesty,
那我会挨着内丽坐 then maybe I will sit next to Nelly,
并给她提供我所有真实的观点 and I will give her all of my genuine opinions.
没错 瑟琳娜 That's right. Serena.
你所有真实的 好的观点 All your true, nice opinions.
谁都不喜欢黛比·唐纳或者瑟琳娜式把戏 Nobody likes a Debbie Downer or a Serena sabotage.
黛比·唐纳: 电视脱口秀节目"周末夜现场"角色 总是用消极眼光做评判
非常抱歉没先让你看过 I'm sorry that I didn't let you read it first.
那才是我应该做的 That would've been the honest thing to do.
我很抱歉你会从别处知道我和艾薇的事 And I'm sorry that you had to find out about Ivy
而不是由我亲口告知 但是 from someone other than me. But...
我们现在面对面 We're together now,
而且 坦白说 我们是认真的 And, uh, admittedly, it's--it's getting serious.
我 爸 她 她是个行骗高手 W--dad, she-- she's a known con artist.
她诈骗过莉莉和她的整个家庭 She swindled Lily and her entire family.
而且 你大概还记得我写的文章 And, you may remember from my article,
她想要和我上床 she tried to have sex with me
还要我叫她"瑟琳娜" and asked me to call her "Serena."
丹 你是我的儿子 Dan, you're my son,
我们需要想办法把那些事抛之脑后 and we have to find a way to put this behind us.
但 说到艾薇 你就有点太过分了 But... when it comes to Ivy, you're way out of line.
我是成年人 I'm an adult,
你必须尊重我和她交往的决定 and you need to respect my decision to be with her.
和她交往是成年人的决定 Being with her is the adult decision?
在我这一生中 Throughout my entire life,
你一直把自己塑造成道德楷模的形象 you have portrayed yourself as the moral compass,
你从来只会做正确的事情 the guy who always does the right thing.
对于鲁弗斯·汉弗瑞来说 According to Rufus Humphrey,
正直就是最重要的 there's no road like the high road.
是的 我觉得人应该做正确的选择 Yes, I believe in doing the right thing.
那你难道看不清为自己的人生做了怎样的选择吗 So can't you see what you're doing with your life?
你所有的坚持就是个谎言 Your whole thing is a lie.
我至少写出了真相 At least I wrote the truth,
顺便一提 而真相是不会 And the truth, which, by the way,
被定为诽谤的 所以你们没法告我 is a defense against a libel, so you've got no case.
告 我没打算告你 Case? I don't want a case.
我只是想跟我儿子好好谈谈 I just wanna have a real conversation with my son,
如果你看见他请告诉我 So let me know if you see him around.
别忘了30分钟后的会议 乔治娜
我会的 I will.
我该走了 I gotta go.
听起来谈话不太顺利 That didn't sound like it went very well.
你是不是放出风声说我要起诉我儿子 Did you leak news that I was threatening to sue my son?
我显然是曼哈顿最幸运的人 I am definitely the luckiest guy in Manhattan.
我看起来还好吧 I look okay?
棒极了 You look amazing.
如果我再多看你几眼的话 And if I spend any more time back here staring at you,
这条长裙就会被我脱到角落里去了 that robe's gonna end up crumpled up in the corner.
所以 只能祝你好运然后回我的座位了 So... I'm just gonna wish you luck and take my seat.
不如等结束后把它丢到角落去吧 Can it end up crumpled in the corner later?
当然 Absolutely.
你穿这个很好看 You know, this looks nice on you,
但我有让瑟琳娜更喜欢的衣服 but I think I have something Serena might like even better.
跟我来 Come with me.
艾丽卡·维诺格兰 Erica Winograd!
很高兴能在这遇到我的广告商 It's great seeing one of my advertisers out on the town.
彼此彼此 内特 Likewise, Nate.
谢谢你选择这周 Listen, I wanted to thank you for choosing
在"观察家派对"上刊登广告 to advertise with us at "The spectator" this week.
和你的团队合作非常愉快 It's been a real pleasure doing business with you and your team.
我们很看好丹·汉弗瑞的新连载 We were very excited about Dan Humphrey's inaugural serial.
我们知道这会引起极大关注 we knew it would draw a lot of eyeballs.
事实也如此 我相信下周的连载 And it has, and I know Dan's piece next week will garner
会再创新高 even more attention.
你真该考虑下周 You should definitely think about buying up some more space
扩大版面 for that one as well.
我已经做了 内特 在"名利场" We did, Nate, in "Vanity fair."
等等 不好意思 什么 Wait. I'm--I'm sorry. What?
丹将会在《名利场》持续连载 Dan's serial is continuing in "Vanity fair."
我以为《观察家》不过是开个头 Yeah, I thought "The spectator" was just a onetime occurrence,
这让我很吃亏 which is too bad for me
因为格雷顿开出的广告版面 because Graydon is charging ten times as much as you did
费用是你的十倍 for ad space.
不好意思 艾丽卡 我 我得走了 I'm sorry, Erica. I-I have to go right now.
与众不同 And different.
这是一种方法 You know, it could work.
她圆满完成了 She pulls it off.
你们疯了吗 H-have you guys lost your minds?
这不是超前时尚 前卫 或高级定制 This isn't fashion forward or provocative or couture.
这是推销 而且让人尴尬 It--it's exploitation, and it's embarrassing.
好了 亚历克莎 该你了 Okay, Alexa, it's your turn.
秀还要继续 Show must go on.
不会有人在意某个傻瓜的观点的 No one cares about one person's silly opinion.
高视阔步地走 So strut!
是的 我要离开 Yep, I'm out of here.
我绝不会从这里走出去 There's no way in hell I'm going out there.
别走 Oh. Don't go.
这是B的派对 It's B's Party,
如果她愿意就能随时哭出来 and she'll cry if she wants to,
因为看起来这个裸体秀 'cause looks like this birthday suit
没能带来惊喜 isn't exactly cause for celebration.
我这么做是因为我想保护你 I only did it because I wanted to protect you.
没有人为你说话 No one ever stands up for you.
我想如果我... I thought if I...
在《八卦天后》上放出诉讼威胁 threatened a lawsuit on "Gossip girl,"
《观察家》就会被迫撤回丹的文章 "The spectator" would have to retract Dan's piece.
你想要帮我 这是一码事 Standing up for me is one thing,
但你不应该插足我和儿子之间的事 but you shouldn't interfere in matters between me and my son.
对...对不起 鲁弗斯 I-I apologize, Rufus.
我没有考虑到后果 I wasn't thinking about the consequences,
但是丹是为了伤害你才发表了这篇文章的 but Dan did publish this piece to hurt you.
我们还有其他的反击方法 艾薇 There are other ways to fight back, Ivy.
没有 No.
在上东区的世界里 唯一的处事原则 The only way to deal with the world of the upper east side
就是以其人之道还治其人之身 is to fight fire with fire.
丹或许曾是个天真的布鲁克林男孩 Dan may have been an innocent Brooklyn boy once,
但就当你不注意时 but while you weren't looking,
他就变得跟那些派克大街的纨绔子弟 he became as ruthless
派克大街:纽约的豪华大街,常用以代指奢华时髦阶层
一样残酷无情 as any Park Avenue prince.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry
在这件事上我硬是插了一脚 I inserted myself in your battle,
但看到你被弄得如此狼狈不堪 but it broke my heart
我真的很伤心 to see you trashed so viciously.
丹的文章或许是露骨了点 Well, his words may have been nasty,
但他写的是事实 but dan wrote the truth.
我们确实在一起了 We are together.
而且我希望你... And I want you...
能陪在我身边 不论是在这里 by my side, here
还是等画廊开幕的时候 and at the gallery opening.
为什么我的广告商会认为 Why the hell do my advertisers think
《名利场》将刊登你文章系列的剩余部分 that "Vanity fair" is publishing the rest of your serial?
因为这是事实 Because they are.
丹 我们定了协议的 Dan, we had a deal.
握个手很难算是协议吧 A handshake is hardly a deal.
老天 我真想揍你一顿 Oh, my god. I think I'm gonna hit you.
我上周就跟你说了 I told you last week
把生意和友谊混为一谈不是好主意 it was a bad idea to mix business and friendship.
你希望我在发表文章前找鲁弗斯谈谈 You wanted me to go to Rufus before publishing the piece,
而今天当他...当他扬言要告你时 and today when he-- when he threatened a lawsuit,
你就怕了 you freaked out.
我只是想保护我的事业 I was trying to protect my newspaper.
你想要我说什么 What do you want me to say?
《名利场》是个好机会 "Vanity fair" is the big-time,
当我拥有越多的读者时 and the more readers I have,
我的力量也就越大 the more power I have.
就这么简单 It is that simple.
我以为就这件事来说我们是一边的 I thought we were in this together.
曾经是 但是更好的机会出现了 We were, and then something better came long.
好吧 我现在确定我想揍你的心了 Okay, now I know I wanna hit you.
拜托 内特 Come on, Nate.
你清楚你自己和你那些朋友的德性 You know you and all of your other friends
如果站在我的立场 你们也会这么做的 would've done the exact same thing in my position.
别回帝国酒店了 You know what? Don't bother coming back to the Empire.
找别处待着吧 Find another place to stay.
早想到你会这么说 I thought you might say that.
戴夫·伯杰 Dave Berger.
你不久前曾给巴特·拜斯 You used to work for Bart Bass a while back
当过保镖 as a bodyguard.
他开除了我 我对他无话可说 He fired me. I got nothing to say about that guy.
我只是对你跟巴特约四年前在迪拜 I just have a few questions about a weekend you spent
一起度过的某个周末有些许疑问 with Bart in Dubai, about four years ago.
我刚说了 无可奉告 Like I said, I got nothing.
巴特先生让我们每个人都签了保密协议 Mr. Bass makes everyone sign a nondisclosure agreement.
我不知道你是谁 I don't know who you are,
但我绝不会背叛他 but I know better than to cross him.
把我当成你的朋友 Think of me as a friend,
一个伙伴 一位同僚 a compadre, a fellow fighter.
这间健身房挺不错的 This gym is pretty nice.
那又怎样 It's all right.
或许你更愿意成为它的主人 Perhaps you'd like to own it
而不仅仅是在这里工作 instead of just working here.
就我个人而言 我更喜欢 Personally, I've always taken great pleasure
做我自己的老板 in being my own boss.
你怎么能这么对我 How could you do this to me?
只是因为我没有给你的老男友安排座位 Just because I didn't give your geriatric boyfriend a seat
你就能让塞吉破坏我的时装秀吗 doesn't mean that you had to tell Sage to sabotage my show!
省省吧 布莱尔 Save it, Blair.
你很难过 You were so upset that
因为我关心史蒂文多过你的秀 I care more about Steven than your show
所以你要来破坏我们的关系 that you had to destroy my relationship.
不是我让她脱掉裙子的 是你 I didn't tell her to take off the dress. You did.
不 不是我 No, I didn't.
我才不愿意惹上儿童色情的指控 I would much rather avoid the child pornography charges.
好吧 如果不是我让她脱的裙子 Well, if I didn't tell her to take off the dress,
也不是你 那会是谁 and you didn't tell her to take off the dress, then who did?
巧了 是我自己更喜欢内衣 I happened to like the underwear more.
塞吉 快给我上车 我们要回家了 Sage, you get in this car right now. We are going home.
稍后见 I'll see you later.
看来这对风云姐妹这一次被新手给打败了 Looks like these besties were bested by a newbie.
塞吉的裙子落下的瞬间 也是她们完败之时 When Sage's dress came off, they both came undone.
史蒂文 我很抱歉 都是我的错 Steven, I'm so sorry. It's all my fault.
她说得对 都是她的错 She's right. It is all her fault.
这些都是她提议的 She gave me all this advice
她还让我把她当做学习的榜样 and told me to use her as a role model.
少说两句吧 塞吉 Save it, Sage.
我知道是你在陷害瑟琳娜 I know you set Serena up.
在你提到时装秀的时候 I should've known as soon as you
我就应该意识到 started talking about the fashion show
你的脑袋瓜子里在想什么 that you were planning something.
该道歉的那个人不是瑟琳娜 Serena isn't the one who should be apologizing.
是你 It's you.
我等着呢 I'm waiting.
瑟琳娜 我很遗憾你竟然笨到 Serena, I'm sorry that you weren't clever enough
猜不出我打算要做什么 to figure out what I was up to.
塞吉 我警告你 Sage, I am warning you.
我很抱歉 I apologize.
我不应该利用你 I shouldn't have taken advantage of you.
这件事不会再发生了 It won't happen again.
很好 Good.
我要好好想想该怎么惩罚你 Now I'm gonna contemplate your punishment
顺便帮大家冲杯茶 while I make us all some tea.
今晚发生太多事了 It's been a very long night.
我还是明说吧 我刚才说的都是假话 For the record, I didn't mean a word of that.
我一点都没有感到抱歉 I'm not sorry at all.
那我也明说吧 我无所谓 Well, for the record, I don't care.
你为什么不试着用你那个诡计多端的大脑 Why don't you just try to wrap your little machiavellian brain
想通这样一个事实 无论你做什么 around the fact that your father and I are gonna be together
我和你的父亲还是会在一起 no matter what you do?
你必须得接受我 甜心 So you're gonna have to get used to me, sweetheart.
甘菊还是薄荷 Chamomile or mint?
我刚和让·皮埃尔通完电话 I just got off the phone with Jean Pierre.
简直是时装损失惨重的一个先告 It's a fashion prognosis of disastrous proportion.
没有一个买家 Not one buyer
预约订单 has made an appointment to place an order.
更糟糕的是 And to make things worse,
内丽·尤琪还在《妇女每日服装》上抵毁我 Nelly Yuki trashed me in "Women's wear daily."
"布莱尔·霍道夫能继承母亲的事业吗 "Can Blair Waldorf step into her mother's shoes,
她不是各种脱衣舞女的致命要害吗 or is her achilles' heel of the stripper variety?"
多洛塔 他们将我归为 Dorota, I have been relegated
只会穿高跟鞋并拥有卡戴珊的品味 to clear heels and Kardashian tastes!
我一直觉得这个内丽真的很狡猾 I always know this Nelly a real snake.
如果服装好的话 这又有什么关系 It doesn't even matter if the clothes are good.
瑟琳娜一走出去 大家目光都跟了过去 Serena walked out, and everyone followed.
再说一次 我彻底败在 Once again, I have been defeated
瑟琳娜·范德·伍德森的手里了 at the hands of Serena van der Woodsen.
她是我现实中的一把双刃剑 She's the double-edged sword of my very existence.
布莱尔小姐你要振作起来 要继续战斗 Miss Blair must keep chin up, must keep company going.
你会让埃莉诺小姐为之骄傲 You will make Miss Eleanor proud.
我清楚这点 因为我已经引你为傲 I know because I proud already.
我的母亲 我要如何向她解释这一切 My mother. How am I gonna explain this to her?
埃莉诺·霍道夫不接受F打头的字母 Eleanor Waldorf does not take kindly to the "F" word--
失败 "Failure."
省下你的酒吧 恰克 我更愿意去死 Save the dom, Chuck. I would rather die.
我是时尚界媒体的笑柄 I am the laughingstock of the fashion press.
服装很漂亮 你也很漂亮 The clothes were beautiful, and you are beautiful,
只为这些 我们就该庆祝一下 and that is something we need to celebrate.
你说庆祝 我说淹没我的忧伤好了 You say celebrate. I say drown my sorrows.
给我酒瓶 Give me the bottle.
托尔斯泰写过 Tolstoy wrote
幸福的家庭都是相似的 That all happy families are alike,
而不幸的家庭各有各的不幸 but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way,
特别是在上东区 especially on the upper east side.
你知道 塞吉是很棘手 You know, Sage can be a handful,
但你今晚处理得很得体 but you handled tonight with true grace.
让我印象深刻 I'm impressed.
有些人实在太高兴了 无法一直痛苦着 Some are only too happy to be distracted from their pain.
我 Well, I had...
今天为了《观察家》忙得焦头烂额 an awful day with "The spectator."
我和瑟琳娜今天相处得才糟糕呢 I had a really awful day with the Serena.
我不但再没有礼服穿了 I'm not wearing my robe anymore,
而且我的衣服只能丢在角落里 but my clothes can still end up in the corner.
我想在这点上我倒是可以帮你 I guess I could help you out with that.
有些人选择咬掉手喂食自己 While others choose to bite the hand that feeds them,
即使他们连下一餐 even when they have no idea
都不知从何而来 where their next meal is coming from.
我听说你今早把你的连载小说卖给了《名利场》 I heard you sold your serial to "Vanity fair" this morning.
真不敢相信刚发表十分钟后 他们就买下了它 I can't believe they bought it ten minutes after it was posted.
你对时事倒蛮精通的 You're very up on current events.
在出版业闲话是传得很快的 Word travels fast in the publishing industry.
我想你接受了我的建议 I guess you took my advice
开始按自己的规则来行事了 and started playing by your own rules.
感觉怎么样 How does it feel?
很怪异 Uh, weird.
有点下流 但感觉很好 Kinda dirty but good.
就像你所说的 真相是很有力量的 Like you said, the truth is a very powerful thing.
如果你无处可去 Well, if you have nowhere to go...
你可以一直和我在一起 you can always stay with me.
你是丹·汉弗瑞吗 Are you Dan Humphrey?
我是 I am.
我今天在《观察家》上读了你的文章 I read your piece in "The spectator" today
非常喜欢 我能请你喝一杯吗 and I loved it. Can I buy you a drink?
当然可以 Absolutely.
现在你有酒喝了 So there you have it.
戴夫·伯杰是我父亲手下的一名保镖 Dave Berger worked as a bodyguard for my father.
他那周和阿米拉在一起 He was there that weekend with Amira.
戴夫驾车带巴特去见 Dave drove Bart to meet someone
一位名叫亚历山大的夫人 named lady Alexander.
戴夫没在场 他只能告诉我这些 Dave wasn't in the meeting, so that's all he could tell me.
我不知道她是谁 I don't know who she is,
做什么的 what she does,
甚至都不知道如何找她 or even where to start looking for her.
我们会去找她 We will find her.
我的一切都属于你 I'm all yours,
思想 身体 诡计 mind, body, and scheme.
今晚的时装秀 You helped me with my show tonight,
至少在盛大的时装秀惨败前的 and, at least for the first few hours
几个小时里还好有你帮我 before the big fashion fiasco,
当时一切都很完美 everything was perfect.
我也可以帮助你 And I can help you, too.
我们面对现实吧 Let's face it.
我们需要彼此 We... need each other.
我现在就需要你 I need you... right now.
只是一个晚上 破回例吧 For one night, make an exception.
一位绅士 A gentleman...
是不会占一位女士的便宜 wouldn't take advantage of a lady who's had
尤其是在她喝了半瓶酒之后 more than her half of the bottle of dom.
但是 But...
我可以破这个例 The exception I'll make is this--
我们齐心合力 We join forces,
联合我们的力量 combine our power,
尽早抢先达到我们的目的 and achieve our goals that much sooner.
好吧 Fine.
我们一起做这件事 We're in this together.
我会竭尽全力 And I will try with every fiber of my being...
表现 to behave.
但不管你的家庭是否快乐 But whether your family is happy or unhappy,
要永远同心协力 it's always best to stick together
因为有些关系就是牢不可破的 because some ties are simply unbreakable.
X.O.X.O. 八卦天后 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.