"强尼英格力－取消爵位" Johnny English SIR Canceled
"管制档案" Restricted
"机密文件" Operation Code Status
强尼英格力 Johnny English.
"军事情报局七处" MI7
五年前，他是我们最顶尖的探员 Five years ago, he was our top agent.
对，但他在莫桑比克出了大包 Yeah. Took his eye off the ball in Mozambique.
"军情七处的安全出包" MI7 Security Balls-up
"凸槌！军情七处的非洲惨剧" Doh-Zambique! MI7 Disaster in Africa
非找他不可？ Does it have to be him?
他是我们线人指定的唯一对象 He's the only one our contact will talk to.
"撤职" Dismissed
那他在哪里？ So where is he?
西藏山区 The Mountains of Tibet
你来这里忘却你的可耻人生 You came here to forget your life of shame.
不过通往新生活的必要路径 But the path you must tread to new life will
将不容易，英格力 be not be easy, English.
我们这里的宗旨很简单 Our purpose here is simple.
使弱变强 To strengthen what is weak.
使软变硬 Make hard what is soft.
这需要时间 This will take time.
精神必须是身体的主宰 Mind must be master of the body.
强大的精神可使身体免于受苦 Strong mind can separate the body from its suffering.
很专心，英格力 Good concentration, English.
什么？ Sorry?
烫！烫！烫！ Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
你不年轻了 You are not young.
但年纪伴随着智慧 But with age comes wisdom.
当精神驾驭身体的时侯 when mind is master of the body,
你会再度成为战士 you will be warrior once more.
师父，我的命运为何？ Master, what is my destiny?
上面的跟我说… I'm in touch with a higher power.
"输入密码" Enter Password
军情七处… MI7
要你搭第一班飞机回伦敦 wants you on the first flight back to London.
师父 Master,
我准备好了吗？ am I ready?
还没 No.
靠窗或走道？ Window seat or aisle?
"乘客∶英格力， 6A靠窗座位" Passengers: English J. Seat 6A Window Allocated
"西藏" Tibet
"目的地∶伦敦" Destination: London
"扫瞄中" Scanning...
"目的地∶伦敦" Destination London
"东芝英国情报局" Toshiba British Intelligence
请等一下 One moment, please. Good morning, sir.
东芝英国情报局 Toshiba British Intelligence.
电子制品按1，转接专员按2 For electronic products press one. To speak to an agent, press two.
"东芝英国情报局当你的间谍" Toshiba British Intelligence Spying... for You
请参考我们的网站 Certainly, sir. Can I redirect you to our website?
早安，先生，需要什么服务？ Good morning, sir. Can I help you?
强尼英格力 Johnny English.
"飞马"在等你 Pegasus is expecting you.
看着摄影机 Look into the camera.
别笑 Don't smile.
潘蜜拉索顿，军情七处首长 Pamela Thornton, Head of MI7.
强尼英格力 Johnny English.
请坐 Have a seat.
你离开一阵子了，英格力 You've been away for some time, English.
但你没被遗忘 But you haven't been forgotten.
闪边 Come on.
同事们常谈论你的莫桑比克冒险 People here often talk about your adventures in Mozambique.
自从那次军情七处改变很多 Well, MI7 has come a long way since then.
枪、飞车和沙文主义被禁 The guns, the fast cars, and the chauvinism are all on their way out.
坦白说，我不想见到你回来 Frankly, I didn't want to see you back.
你代表我在局内想改革的一切 You are everything I came into this service to change.
但我无可奈何 But my hands are tied.
有时人必须违背自己的直觉 And there are times when one has to go against one's better judgment.
事实上我们有个状况 We have a situation.
确实 Indeed.
乖喵喵，乖喵喵 There's a good puss. There's a good puss.
乖喵喵，谁是乖喵喵？ There's a good pussy. Who's a good pussy?
真佩服，菲比从不让陌生人抱 I'm impressed. Who's a good pussy? Philby never lets strangers pick him up.
我跟动物们有莫名的联系 I'm very much at one with the animal kingdom.
乖喵喵，我了，我了 There's a good puss.
谁很可爱？谁很可爱？谁… I know, I know. Who's lovely? Who's lovely? Who...
我们都很可爱 We're all lovely.
凯特桑莫 Kate Sumner,
我们的行为心理学家 our behavioral psychologist.
久闻大名 I've heard a great deal about you.
我相信是正面评价 Glowing reports, I trust.
告诉我，桑莫小姐 Tell me, Ms. Sumner,
行为心理学家到底是做什么？ what exactly does a behavioral psychologist do?
监测可观察行为以探索内心征象 Monitor observable behavior for signs of internal psychology.
我们解读人们 We read people.
那我们改天得聚聚 Well, we must get together sometime.
你会发现我非常引人入胜 I think you'll find me a real page-turner.
飞马，说明情况 So, Pegasus, this situation.
前中情局探员提特斯 Ex-ClA agent Titus Fisher
从香港联系我们 has contacted us from Hong Kong.
他有暗杀中国总理阴谋的情报 He has intelligence of a plot to assassinate the Chinese Premier
在下周的中英会谈 at the Anglo-Chinese talks next week.
我们要你去查明他的情报 We need you to go and find out what he's got.
既然如此，飞马，我参一咖 Well, in that case, Pegasus, count me in.
天字一号会在楼下跟你碰面 Agent One will meet you downstairs.
我爬上墙后，就把整个地方炸烂 So, I just scaled the walls, blew the whole place to kingdom come.
一小时后我跟白俄美女坐在酒吧 An hour later I'm sitting in the bar with a White Russian in my hand.
不用说她也很迷人 Who was very lovely, too, I can tell you.
赛门 Simon.
你好，强尼 Hello, Johnny!
赛门，你真帅，一如往常 Simon, you look wonderful. But, then, you always did.
欢迎回来，过多久了？ Welcome back. How long has it been?
不清楚，5年3个月6天吧 I don't know. Five years, three months and six days, or something.
当然，莫桑比克 Of course, Mozambique.
真是出了大包 That was a balls-up with a cherry on top.
来吧，熟悉一下环境 Come on, let's get you sorted.
欢迎来到玩具柜 Welcome to the toy cupboard.
我可不给你我的号码 I won't leave you my number.
你认识派奇 You know Patch.
派奇奎特曼，相见欢呢 Patch Quartermain, the man himself.
英格力 English.
不必起来了 Please, don't get up.
也没机会了 No chance of that.
测试B6爆炸鞋时失去双腿 Lost them testing the B-6 exploding brogues.
很遗憾，你好吗？ I'm so sorry. How are you?
恐怕得用这只手 Have to be this one, I'm afraid.
测试D10门铃时失去这只手 Lost this to the D-10 doorbell.
很高兴看到你还没炸掉的部分 Ah! Well, it's great to see what's left of you.
其实这轮椅挺好玩 This is rather good fun, actually.
最高时速60英里 Top speed of 60 mph,
我还设法加装了一些怪玩意 and I've managed to add the odd thing.
这边，我时间宝贵 This way. I haven't got all day.
不要！ Don't!
别乱碰，英格力 Would you stop meddling, English?
到了 Here she is.
劳斯莱斯幻影 Ah, the Rolls-Royce Phantom.
正港的劳斯莱斯汽车 Truly the Rolls-Royce of automobiles.
装甲钢板，应有尽有 Armor plating, all the bells and whistles.
说"引擎罩" Say "Bonnet."
引擎罩 Bonnet.
接受指令 Command accepted.
声控启动只能辨认你的声音 Voice activation recognizes only you.
安装劳斯莱斯的实验引擎 Rolls has fitted one of their experimental engines.
V型16缸9000cc The nine-liter V16.
快如疾风 Goes like the wind.
但更安静 Only quieter.
漂亮 Beautiful.
跟上 Keep up!
这些是你要带去香港的装备 Here's what you'll be taking to Hong Kong.
好 Ah, yes.
卫星接收器、追踪装置 A satellite receiver,
高爆炸药口香糖 tracking device, Semtex chewing gum.
不是叫你别乱碰？ Now, what did I just say?
那是新P2数位镖枪 That's the new P-two digital dart gun.
各位，提醒你们 Gentlemen.
军情七处当前的首选武器是对谈 May I remind you all that MI7's current weapon of choice is dialogue?
我们欣赏你一本正经，飞马 We do love it when you get strict, Pegasus.
英格力，你今晚去香港 English, you go to Hong Kong tonight.
到了费雪会联系你 Fisher will contact you there.
为了确保你遵守规范 To ensure protocol is observed,
我要派人跟你去 I'm sending someone with you.
塔克探员 Agent Tucker.
很荣幸，长官 It will be an honor, sir.
有人帮忙提袋子倒不错 Well, it'll be good to have somebody to carry the bags.
你曾把本局闹成笑柄，英格力 You made a laughing stock out of this service once, English.
在我监督下不行，了解？ Not on my watch. Clear?
充分了解，飞马 Crystal clear, Pegasus.
一如过往，强尼 Just like old times, eh, Johnny?
我要去瑞士，你回来再叙旧 I'm off to Switzerland. Let's catch up when you get back.
迫不及待，赛门 There's nothing I'd like more, Simon.
有人看到变声喉糖吗？ Has anyone seen the voice-changing travel lozenges?
没有 No. No.
香港 Hongkong
"赌场" Casino
新葡京酒店，澳门 Grand Lisboa Hotel, Macau
走吧，塔克 Come on, Tucker.
我九月才满21岁，我不能进来 I'm not 21 till September, sir. I'm not really allowed in.
塔克，你是英国特务组织探员 Tucker, you're an agent working for Her Majesty's Secret Service.
要扮演好角色 Just act the part.
换1万元，俏妞 Ten thousand dollars' worth, please, my lovely.
谢谢 Thank you.
还要收据 And a receipt, please.
注意线人，塔克 Be alert for contact, Tucker.
我们要找一个戴眼镜的中国人 We're looking for a Chinese man in spectacles.
再来一杯，先生？ Would you like another drink, sir?
长官 Sir,
戴眼镜的中国人 the Chinese man in spectacles.
再一杯啤酒 One more beer.
是，先生 No more bets, please.
就是他 Contact.
晚安 Evening.
你外婆病了 Your grandmother is sick.
什么？ What?
你外婆病了 Your grandmother is sick.
她病到已经死了 Well, she's dead. That's how sick she is.
他死了吗？ Is he dead, sir?
对 Yes.
"九龙天堂8号房" Kowloon paradise 8
"九龙天堂餐厅" Kowloon paradise Hotel
嗨，妈？ Hi, Mum.
怎么了？ What'S the matter?
没有，没怎样 No, no, no, no. Nothing's the matter, no.
柯林 Colin.
昨晚我有点反胃，但现在没事 I felt a bit funny last night, but I'm okay now.
你有什么情报给我们？ So, what have you got for us?
密谋暗杀中国总理向平的幕后黑手 The people behind the plot to kill Xiang Ping, the Chinese Premier.
是名为"炫风"的组织 A group called Vortex.
从没听过 Never heard of them.
赏金杀手 Paid assassins.
业界佼佼者 The best there is.
得了，费雪，我需要名字和证据 Come on, Fisher, I need names, I need evidence!
炫风有个秘密武器 Vortex has a secret weapon.
这是三把钥匙中的一把 This is one of three keys that,
凑齐三把就能得到它 when used together, gain access to it.
没有这个，炫风就完了 Without this, Vortex is finished.
你怎么拿到的？ How did you get hold of it?
这是我的 It's mine.
你说什么？ I beg your pardon?
炫风就是我们三人 Vortex is three of us.
少来，费雪 Come off it, Fisher.
你，赏金杀手？ You, a hired assassin?
你射香蕉都打不中大靶 You couldn't hit a barn door with a banana.
至于炫风 And as for Vortex,
显然名字来自洗衣粉牌子 clearly you got the name off a box of washing powder.
炫风曾在莫桑比克 Vortex was in Mozambique.
什么？是吗？真的？ What? Yeah? Really?
妈，我得挂了 Mum? Mum, Mum, I gotta go. Gotta go.
那天我们都在场，强尼小子 We were all there that day, Johnny-boy.
什么？ Excuse me. Sir! What?
长官，有人… Sir, there's a...
赶快，快走！快走！ Quick, come on! Come on!
女士，我来帮你 Madam, let me help you with that.
我想你该撤离这区 Here. Yes, I think you should vacate the area.
附近有些非常危险的人 There are some very dangerous people about.
好了 There we go.
追她，塔克，追她！ Get after her, Tucker, get after her!
什么？ What?
长官！长官！ Sir! Sir!
这里，塔克 Over here, Tucker!
我追丢她了 I lost her, sir.
看我发现什么 Look what I found.
这边！这边！ This way, sir! This way!
你下去街上，我走屋顶 You get down to the street. I'll take the roof.
你不年轻了 You are not young.
但年纪伴着智慧 But with age comes wisdom.
交出来，马戏猴 Hand it over, chimp.
快点，塔克 Come on, Tucker.
有什么事？ Can I help?
我以英国女王之名征用这艘船 I am commandeering this vessel in the name of Her Majesty.
好啊，皇军中校 Right-o, Wing Commander.
太刺激了 How exciting!
想喝什么酒？需要什么吗？ Now, what's your poison? Can I get you something?
我们有伏特加、兰姆酒… We've got vodka, rum.
你们的安全是我们的优先考量 Your safety is our priority.
你们熟读这份传单就能协助我们 But you can help us by familiarizing yourself with this leaflet.
薄荷酒，一点波特酒 Creme de menthe, a smidgen of port,
恐怕就这些 and that's about it, I'm afraid.
我是雪莉 I'm Shirley.
你好，雪莉 Hello, Shirley.
稍微左移，雪莉 Just a tad to your left, Shirley.
谢谢 Thank you.
了不起，皇军中校！ I say, Wing Commander!
好像神鬼战士！ 打得好！ Well played, sir! Well played! Just like a gladiator!
来啊 Come on.
放马过来 Put 'em up.
打得好！打得好！ Well played, sir! Well played!
再来香槟，俏妞 More champagne, my lovely.
好，先生 Certainly, sir.
塔克，确定不喝点香蒂酒？ Tucker, are you sure you don't want a Shandy or something?
我得完成任务报告 I have got to finish this mission report, sir.
抵达后，飞马就要见我们 And Pegasus wants to see us as soon as we touch down.
任务报告？ The mission report?
别扫兴，塔克，随性点 Oh, come on, Tucker. Live a little.
你该学着享受成功 You should learn to savor success.
努力工作 Work hard,
努力玩乐 play hard.
对吧… Isn't that right...
芭芭拉？ Barbara?
炫风玩完了 Vortex is finished.
但更棒的是几年来… But better still,
我以为莫桑比克出包是我的错 for years I believed what happened in Mozambique was my fault.
如今我了解到我只要负部分责任 Now I realize it was only partly my fault.
莫桑比克出什么包？ What did happen in Mozambique?
打扰了，先生，我们要降落了 Excuse me, sir. We're coming in to land.
能帮你放在头顶置物柜吗？ Can I stow that overhead for you?
当然 Certainly.
"苏珊" "Susan."
先生，我想他不叫"苏珊" Sir, I don't think he's a "Susan."
你又不是语言学家，塔克 But then you're not a linguist, are you, Tucker?
不是"苏珊"，是"苏山" It's not "Susan," it's "Shoooshan."
除非我搞错了，不然你来自新洲区 From the Xinzhou region, unless I'm very much mistaken.
谢谢，苏山 Thank you, Shoooshan.
外交大臣 Foreign Secretary.
希望你有情报给我们，英格力 I hope you've got something for us, English.
首相极度关切 The Prime Minister is extremely concerned.
他大有理由如此 He has every reason to be so.
有个暗杀中国总理的阴谋 There is a plot to kill the Chinese Premier.
由一个无情杀手组织策划 Masterminded by a group of ruthless assassins
名为"炫风" called Vortex.
老天爷 Good Lord.
然而，危险解除了 The danger, however, has been averted.
现在我们有…这个 Now that we have this.
英格力？ English?
我知道你要说什么 Now, I know what you're going to say,
这是个很小的东西 it's a pretty small object.
经常小玩意才会造成最大冲击 Well, it's often the little things that pack the biggest punch.
毕竟，大卫用小圆石杀死大巨人 After all, David killed Goliath with a pebble. Sir.
强大的炫风已被… The mighty Vortex has been slain
我拥有的这个小钥匙除掉 by my possession of this small key.
苏山 Shoooshan.
苏珊 Susan.
我们到手了，但费雪已泄密 We got it, but Fisher talked.
了解，我们会对付英格力 Understood. We'll deal with English.
你还有一些"清洁"工作要做 You've got some more cleaning to do.
妈咪，妈咪！小丑先生来了 Mummy, Mummy! Mr. Rhubarb's here!
伊丝，丫头，带他进花房 Izzie, darling, why don't you show him into the conservatory?
我马上过去 I'll be with you in just a minute.
好，来吧，我们走 Okay. Come on, come on, let's go!
请带路 Shall we?
跟我们来，小丑先生 Hurry up, Mr. Rhubarb.
或许你找到钥匙时再打给我 Perhaps when you've found your key, you'll give me a call.
很抱歉，外交大臣 I'm very sorry, Foreign Secretary.
我希望能有更多情报给你 I had hoped to have more for you.
显然有误会 Clearly misunderstood.
天啊 Oh, God.
飞马！我抓到她了！ Pegasus! I've got her!
别逃，臭女巫！ Come on, you witch.
英格力？ English?
她出现在香港！她是杀手！ She was in Hong Kong! She's the killer!
她是我妈！ She's my mother!
她不能有双重身份？ Couldn't she be both?
妈咪，妈咪，你没事吧？ Mummy, Mummy, are you all right?
我替你倒杯茶 Let me get you a cup of tea.
你会没事的，妈咪 You'll be fine, Mummy.
那家伙是谁？ Who was that man?
我想一杯茶…能安定神经 Yeah, I think a cup of tea, that's what's required.
飞马，真是万分抱歉 Pegasus, I am truly, truly sorry.
别向我道歉，向她道歉 Don't apologize to me. Apologize to her.
我怎么道歉都不够，这位… I cannot apologize enough,
飞马夫人 Mrs. Pegasus.
恐怕这纯粹是误认身份的例子 It was a simple case of mistaken identity, I'm afraid.
我完全了解你多不爽 Now, I completely understand how upset you are,
但希望或许我们能聊聊… but I was hoping perhaps...
先生 Sir!
塔克！是她！ Tucker! That's her!
是香港的杀手！ It's the killer from Hong Kong!
不，不是她 No, it's not her, sir.
是！这次真的是她！ It is! This time it's really her!
不是她 It's not her, sir!
是，就是！ Yes, it is!
让开！ Make way!
先生！ Sir.
你这杀人的欧巴桑！ You murderous crone!
外婆！ Granny!
你在干嘛？ What's he doing?
你死定了！ Take that! And that!
住手！ Hey! Stop it.
英格力！ English!
这次我逮到她了，飞马 I've got her this time, Pegasus!
这是替炫风工作的臭女巫 This is the witch who works for Vortex!
还想讨打，老巫婆？ Want any more, you old hag?
英格力！ English!
外婆！ Granny!
你在外交大臣面前丢我的脸 You humiliate me in front of the Foreign Secretary,
弄丢炫风的唯一线索 you lose our only lead on Vortex,
然后又试图杀掉我妈！ and then you try and kill my mother!
两次！ Twice!
飞马，有另一个线索 Pegasus, we have another lead.
炫风曾在莫桑比克 Vortex was in Mozambique!
他们要负责查包总统的死 They were responsible for the death of President Chambal!
不，你要负责查包总统的死 No! You were responsible for the death of President Chambal.
你的搞笑跟小丑先生有的比 Well, you certainly gave Mr. Rhubarb a run for his money.
不过起码我们知道… Still, at least we know
炫风曾在莫桑比克 Vortex was in Mozambique.
你告诉飞马时 When you told Pegasus,
显示所有四种说实话的指标 you displayed all four indicators of someone telling the truth.
这是脸部动作编码系统 This is a facial action coding system.
高速摄影机录下微表情 Its high-speed cameras record microexpressions,
肉眼看不到 invisible to the naked eye.
可察觉所谓"情感泄露症" It detects what we call emotional leakage.
桑莫小姐，我是受训过的探员 Ms. Sumner, I'm a trained agent.
我不会"泄露" I don't "leak."
我要带你回到莫桑比克 I want to take you back to Mozambique.
真的有这必要？ Is that really necessary?
看镜头 Take a look at this.
我要带你回到莫桑比克 I want to take you back to Mozambique.
有了 There.
这能称为"泄露"吧？ Could we call that leakage?
现在合作吧 Now, play ball.
我冒险下班后留在这里 I'm taking a risk being here after hours.
如果炫风曾在莫桑比克 If Vortex was in Mozambique,
或许你看到蛛丝马迹 perhaps you saw something.
我要用催眠带你回到那里 I'm going to take you back there using hypnosis.
少来，新世纪鬼玩意唬不了我 Oh, please. Spare me the new age mumbo jumbo.
英格力先生，请尊重专家 Mr. English, please. I'm a professional.
我可不是随便手指啪一下 I'm not going to just snap my fingers
就让你说出脑中浮现的第一件事 and make you say the first thing that comes into your head.
大咪咪 Plump pillows.
你说什么？ Excuse me?
聪明绝顶，漂亮脸蛋 Brilliant mind. Beautiful face.
太神奇了 Incredible.
我完全高攀不上 And completely out of my league.
我想带你回到莫桑比克 I'd like to take you back to Mozambique.
告诉我发生什么事，强尼 Tell me what's happening, Johnny.
你在哪？ Where are you?
查包总统的就典礼 President Chambal's inauguration day.
对，你是安全长 Yes, you're head of Security.
一切顺利极了 Everything's going perfectly.
今天我们爬上山峰！ Today we climb the mountain!
英格力探员 Agent English.
人民说出心声，讯息很明确 The people have Spoken, and the message is clear.
和平与繁荣的未来！ A future of peace and prosperity!
备用供电被切掉 The backup electrical supply has been cut.
不对，是被关掉 No, it hasn't. It's been turned off.
知道怎么复电吗？ Do you know how to turn it on?
我该回去了 I should be getting back.
特务行动往往很困难 Well, operations like this are always difficult.
但成果令人欣慰 But it's very satisfying when you get a result.
总统有我在最保险 The President couldn't be in safer hands.
未来属于莫桑比克！谢谢！ The future belongs to Mozambique! Thank you.
开始放烟火了 The fireworks have begun.
自由和庆祝的声音 The sound of freedom and celebration.
放松，强尼，放松，回去 Easy, Johnny. Easy. Go back.
泡澡前，你看到什么？ Before the Jacuzzi, what did you see?
没错 Yes.
费雪 Fisher.
露台还有两个人 On the terrace with two others.
对，所有三个炫风成员那天都在 Yes. All three members of Vortex were there that day.
你能看到谁？ Who can you see?
你能看到，强尼？ Who can you see, Johnny?
艾顿卡尔兰克 Artem Karlenko.
"强尼英格力1" JE 1
艾顿卡尔兰克，双重间谍 Artem Karlenko, double agent.
军情七处在莫斯科招募他 Recruited by MI7 in Moscow.
因嗜杀成性曝露卧底身份退休 Retired after his penchant for killing people threatened his cover.
五年前他出现在这里 Five years ago, he turned up here
化名萨吉普多金 as Sergei Pudovkin.
有钱，非常有钱 Rich, very rich.
橡木高尔夫俱乐部的专属会员 A member of the exclusive Oakwood Golf Club,
你会在那里跟他见面 which is where you'll be meeting him.
他会参加比洞赛 He's in a match play competition, sir.
我会安排你成为他当天的对手 I'm making you his opponent for the day.
"对 萨吉普多金" V Sergei Pudovkin
搞定，你以彼得亚当斯先生预约 Done it, sir. You're booked in as Mr. Peter Adams.
"彼得亚当斯1" PA 1
谢谢你，塔克 Thank you, Tucker.
如果卡尔兰克是炫风，捉他回来 If Karlenko is Vortex, I want you to bring him in.
活捉 Alive.
布丁先生？ Mr. Pussykin?
普多金，你一定是那位… Pudovkin. And you must be Mr...
亚当斯 Adams.
很炫的车，亚当斯先生 Beautiful car, Mr. Adams.
劳斯莱斯 Ah, the Royce.
准备好了，先生 Ready, Sir.
谢谢 Thank you.
开始了吗？ Shall we?
走吧 Let's go.
接受指令 Command accepted.
你从事哪一行，亚当斯先生？ So, what line of business are you in, Mr. Adams?
普多金 Pudovkin.
对不起，我是亚当斯先生，你是… Sorry. Yes, I'm Mr. Adams, and you're Mr...
…你刚说的名字 Whoever you said you were.
这个嘛… Well...
停止！ Stop!
对不起，我以为忘记什么 Sorry, I thought I had forgotten something.
手套，先生？ Glove, sir?
我可能不太懂高尔夫 I may not know much about golf, Tucker,
但我懂得握"球棒" but I know how to hold the bat.
好球 Shot, sir.
所以你从事哪一行，布丁先生？ So, what line of business are you in, Mr. Puddykin?
我靠清扫业赚钱 I made my money in the removals business.
我有个朋友是清扫业合伙人 A friend of mine had shares in a removals business. Titus Fisher.
提特斯费雪，你有遇过他吗？ You haven't come across him at all?
我提醒你，别在深草区打转 I warn you, Mr. Adams, not to stray into the rough.
进去就出不来了 You get in there, you might never come out.
我会记住，布丁先生 I'll bear that in mind, Mr. Puddykin.
普多金，谢谢 Pudovkin. Please.
好球！ Shot!
其实我朋友费雪 As was my friend Fisher, actually.
背部中枪 In the back.
好死不死是清洁女工干的 By his cleaner, of all people.
但他们没偷走他的家当 But they didn't take much.
只偷一把钥匙 Just a key.
是左高右低 Break, left to right, I think.
谢谢 Thank you.
杀死他 Kill him.
树丛里 In the trees.
快点 Come on.
我的天 Oh, my God.
他不能死，他不行死 He can't die. He mustn't die.
把他带离这里，快点，赶快！ Let's get him out of here. Come on! Come on.
他看起来不乐观 He's not looking good, sir.
我们会替你找个医生，你会没事 We're getting you to a doctor. You'll be fine.
你懂得开直升机吧？ You do know how to fly these, sir?
这是基本训练的一部分 It was part of basic training.
很好 Good.
就像骑单车 It's just like riding a bike.
好，又上手了 Yes. It's all coming back to me.
是！先生！ Yes! Sir.
这是代号GHZZT的直升机 This is helicopter Golf Hotel Zulu Zulu Tango.
机上有伤患 We have a casualty onboard.
请求指引去最近的医院 Request guidance to nearest hospital.
我们的地点？地点？ Where'S your exact location? Our location? Location?
她射坏导航系统 She shot out the navigation system.
撑着 Hang on.
兰史塔克 Runstock.
我们的地点是兰史塔克 Our location is Runstock. What iS your altitude?
高度？ What's our altitude?
约18寸 About 18 inches.
喂？喂？ Hello? Hello?
对不起，我这就闪人 Sorry. I'll just move.
现在呢？ What now, sir?
我们得跟着路走 We'll have to stick to the road.
跟着1328号公路 Let's follow the 1328.
丁汉镇一定有医院 There's bound to be a hospital in Dingham.
照顾他，塔克，照顾他 Look after him, Tucker. Look after him.
我想他快挂掉了 I think we're losing him, sir.
他不可以挂掉 We can't lose him, Tucker.
他是我们的唯一线索，试点别的 He's our only lead. Try something else.
别放弃我们，宝贝 Don't give up on us, baby
主知道我们来了 Lord knows
如此远 we've come this far
我们是天使与梦想家 We are The angel and the dreamer
别放弃我们，我懂 Don't give up on us, I know
我们仍能熬过 we could still come through
你看，跟着救护车 Look, sir! Follow that ambulance!
好主意 Good idea.
"丁汉医院" Dingham Hospital
先生，赶快 Sir. Sir, quickly.
卡尔兰克，卡尔兰克！ Karlenko. Karlenko!
第二把钥匙 The second key.
炫风… Vortex
是苏联国安局 is KGB...
好 Yes.
美国中情局 CIA.
还有呢？ Yes? Yes?
军情七处 MI7.
难以致信 Unbelievable.
军情七处有鼠辈 A vole in MI7.
是内鬼 A mole, sir.
什么？ What?
军情七处有内鬼 There's a mole in MI7.
有内鬼和鼠辈？ There's a mole and a vole?
不，有内鬼，不是鼠辈 No, sir. There's a mole, not a vole.
我不同意，一定有鼠辈 Well, I disagree. There's certainly a vole.
这个我们知道 I mean, we know that much.
但你是说可能也有内鬼 But what you're saying is there might be a mole as well.
飞马 Pegasus.
在军情七处跟首相开会 There's a meeting at MI7 with the Prime Minister.
"军情七处总部" MI7 Headquarters
这里也有，目光向下又向左 And here again, eyes down and to the left,
显示不同意 indicating dissent.
向平的意图都表现在他的眼神 With Xiang Ping, it's all about the eyes.
谢谢你，桑莫小姐 Thank you, Ms. Sumner.
我希望会谈进行时你也在 If the talks go ahead, I'd like you with us.
是，首相 Yes, Prime Minister.
晚安，各位 Good evening, gentlemen.
英格力先生 Mr. English.
桑莫小姐 Ms. Sumner.
好 Right.
首相什么时候会莅临增光？ So when is the Prime Minister going to grace us with his presence?
我是首相 I'm the Prime Minister.
想得美 Yeah, you wish.
好，都到齐了 All right. So we're all here.
这些中英会谈攸关重大 These talks with China are of paramount importance.
东南亚的野心国家 Rogue states in Southeast Asia
已开始秘密研发核子武器 have begun secretly to develop nuclear weapons.
我们跟中国结盟很重要 It is vital that we get China onside.
惯例上中国不为我国利害所动 Traditionally, China has been impervious to our concerns,
但我相信如果有机会 but I believe Xiang Ping, given the opportunity,
向平能够和愿意帮助平息现况 can and will help defuse this situation.
由于他支持西方的立场 Well, with his pro-West stance,
这想必提供机会 it certainly offers an opportunity,
但除非我们保证他的安全 but the talks can't go ahead
不然会谈无法进行 unless we can guarantee his safety.
我相信我们严加戒备就能保证 I believe, with the correct security, that we can.
如果炫风采取行动就太危险了 If Vortex is operational, it's just too dangerous.
我倾向同意，首相 I'm inclined to agree, Prime Minister.
有一个方法 There is a way.
瑞士愿意借我们"堡垒" The Swiss are willing to lend us Le Bastion.
是瑞士政府在阿尔卑斯山的碉堡 That's their government fortress in the Alps.
可谓高山建筑工程的惊人例子 It's a stunning example of architectural engineering at altitude,
完全坚不可摧 and completely impregnable.
可解决我们的所有安全问题 I mean, that should solve all our security issues.
那就进行会谈 Then the talks go ahead.
潘蜜拉，希望你温习你的中文 Pamela, I hope you've brushed up on your Mandarin.
我希望你也在场 I'd like you in the room with me,
并由你的最好人手负责维安 and your best man on security.
是，首相 Yes, Prime Minister.
炫风调查得怎样？ Where are we on Vortex?
英格力？ English?
炫风有三个人 Vortex is three men.
一个是费雪，另一个是卡尔兰克 Fisher was one, Karlenko was another.
卡尔兰克今天被第三人下令杀害 Karlenko was killed today on the orders of the third.
任何线索？ Any leads?
有，但我需要时间 Yes, but I need time.
我们没有时间 We do not have time.
我们需要知道炫风第三人的身份 We need to know the identity of the third person in Vortex.
给我24小时 Give me 24 hours.
再一瓶罗曼尼康帝？ Another bottle of Romanee-Conti?
好，想选甜点了吗？ Of course. And would you like to choose dessert?
好，你 Yes. You.
给两根汤匙 And bring two spoons.
干杯 Cheers.
快说，强尼，你想问我什么？ So, come on, Johnny, what was it you wanted to ask me?
赛门，知道这是什么吗？ Simon, do you know what this is?
某种钥匙？ Some sort of key?
卡尔兰克和费雪各有一把 Karlenko and Fisher both had one,
他们都因此被杀 and they were both killed for them.
那我交给实验室的人看看 Well, I'll give it to the boys at the lab and see...
卡尔兰克说炫风的第三人 Karlenko told me that the third man
在军情七处 in Vortex is in MI7.
那么… And
你相信他？ you believed him?
赛门，我得问你一个问题 Simon, I have to ask you a question,
坦诚以对 face to face.
你知道可能是谁吗？ Do you have any idea who it might be?
强尼，我以为你想指控我 Johnny, I thought you were about to accuse me.
不！怎么可能，什么？ No! I mean, honestly.
赛门安姆柏斯，邪恶主谋 What? Simon Ambrose, the evil mastermind!
别闹了 Don't. Stop it.
叛徒在我们之中 The traitor in our midst!
你！你！ You! You!
赛门，你真搞笑 Simon, you are so funny.
笑死人了 Hysterical.
要命 Oh, dear.
"快来洗手间，紧急！塔克" Tucker Toilet Now. Urgent!
恕我失陪一下，赛门 Would you excuse me for one moment, Simon?
谢谢你 Thank you.
先生 Sir.
塔克，这事不能等吗？ Tucker, can't this wait?
先生，是安姆柏斯 Sir, it's Ambrose.
对，我知道，我跟他共进晚餐 Yes, I know it's Ambrose. I'm having dinner with him.
不，他是炫风的第三人 No, he's the third man in Vortex.
赛门安姆柏斯？ Simon Ambrose?
他上伊顿公学耶 He went to Eton.
赛门 Simon.
别想 Leave it.
什么…你在干嘛… What are you...
过去 Move. All right, all right.
快点，过去 Come on, move.
塔克 Tucker.
你说你从不认识卡尔兰克 You said you never knew Karlenko.
没错 That's right.
那你怎么解释这些？ Then how do you explain these?
我骇入卡尔兰克的电脑 I hacked into Karlenko's computer.
你和他在莫桑比克 You and him in Mozambique?
有时我也有困扰，老弟 Sometimes I have trouble myself, old boy.
你是炫风！你是炫风第三人 You're Vortex! You're the third man in Vortex!
塔克，这太离谱了 Tucker, this is ridiculous.
对不起，马上好 Sorry, I'll be with you in just a tick.
没错，我在莫桑比克 It's true, I was in Mozambique.
什么？ What?
因为派奇奎特曼 I was there because of Patch Quartermain.
派奇 Patch? Sorry,
对不起，再一下就好 I'll just be one second.
他才是你要追捕的人 He's the man you're after.
你在虚张声势 You're bluffing!
借过一下 Sorry.
我替局里特设的秘密组织工作 I work for a secret organization inside MI7
要逮捕他 set up specifically to bring him in.
秘密组织里的秘密组织？ A secret Secret Service?
是吗？组织名？组织名？ Yeah? What's it called? What's it called?
"艾米塔吉仙克斯" Armitage Shanks
艾米塔吉 Armitage.
这秘密秘密组织名为艾米塔吉？ A secret secret Secret Service called Armitage?
我们只对首相负责 We answer only to the PM.
了不起，赛门 It's extraordinary, Simon...
没错 Indeed, it is.
你竟有这念头 ...that you'd think for one moment
当我会因这些狗屁倒灶受骗 that I would fall for such a steaming pile of old baloney.
干得好，塔克 Well done, Tucker.
你果然不是白白获得每月间谍奖 You're not spy of the Month for nothing.
谢谢，先生 Thank you, sir.
来，给我 Here, let me take that.
现在回家 Now go home.
什么？ What?
说狗屁话的是你 You're the one talking baloney.
你碍手碍脚，退下 You're in way over your head, boy. Now run along.
不，我不走 No! I won't go, sir.
他在说谎 He's lying.
你令我失望，令局里失望 You've let me down, you've let the Service down
坦白说，我想你令自己失望 and, frankly, I think you've let yourself down.
可是我… But l...
滚出去 Now get out!
偏偏是派奇奎特曼 Patch Quartermain, of all people. Blowing his own legs off?
炸掉自己的双腿，玩很大的卧底 Now that's what I call deep cover.
我竟然这么崇拜他 And to think how much I admired him.
他讨厌你 He hates you.
真的？ Really?
一直都是 He always has.
他当你是脑残，不够格待在局里 He thinks you're a moron with no place in MI7,
臭屁的无知小人物 a jumped-up grammar school nobody.
所以他试图毁掉你 That's why he tried to destroy you.
强尼，就因为他毁了你的人生 Now, Johnny, just because he ruined your life,
也没理由抓狂亲自捉拿他 that's no reason for you to go rogue and take him down on your own.
千万不要有这种疯狂点子 God forbid I should put a crazy idea like that in your head.
晚安，赛门 Good night, Simon.
强尼，你给我看的那把钥匙 Oh, Johnny, that key you showed me.
我们可能需要才能逮捕他 We might need it to bring him in. Ah!
谢谢 Thank you.
晚安，先生 You're welcome, sir.
蠢蛋 Silly tit.
得手 Bingo.
安排跟我们的客户会面 Arrange a meeting with our client.
当然 Of course.
飞马 Pegasus.
我们发现第三人了 We have the third man.
是强尼英格力 It's Johnny English.
你好，派奇 Hello, Patch.
寻求宽恕？ Looking for forgiveness?
你完蛋了，英格力 It's all over for you now, English.
你没有后路了 It's the end of the line.
对，如你所愿吧，派奇？ Yes, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Patch?
毕竟我只是臭屁的无知小人物呢 After all, I'm just a jumped-up grammar school nobody, aren't l?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
我知道你是炫风的第三人 I know that you are the third man in Vortex.
不，强尼，你才是 No, Johnny. You are.
不，你是 No, you are.
不，你才是 No. You are!
待命，所有探员 Standby, all agents.
一切结束于此 And it all ends here.
逮捕他 Take him.
堵住出口 Blocking the exit.
强尼 Johnny.
"速度" Speed
"快" Fast
喂！小心！ Hey! Watch it!
发现他了 Got him!
快走！快走！ Move! Move!
别追丢他，快点！ Don't lose him. Go, go!
等下！ Halt!
小心！ Watch it!
追他！ Got him!
往西进入藤蔓街 Heading west into Vine Street.
动员所有车子 Mobilize all vehicles.
收到 Over Now
"极快" V.Fast
白痴！ Idiot!
你们追丢他了！ You've lost him!
不敢相信 I don't believe it.
当你自己是谁？ Oi! Who do you think you are?
逮到你了 Gotcha.
强尼英格力，停下来！停下来！ Agent English, pull over! Pull over!
"超级快" F.Fast
"躺下" ZZZZZ
拦截他！ Stop it!
快追他 Get after him.
凯特，凯特，我不是炫风 Kate, Kate, I'm not Vortex.
我被陷害了 I've been framed.
你一定要相信我 You must believe me.
要怎么暗杀？ How will it be done?
跟莫桑比克时一样 Same as in Mozambique.
这个人显然要独当一面 One person, apparently working alone.
你选择谁？ Who have you chosen?
包在我身上 Leave that with me.
我的苏黎世帐户 My account in Zurich.
如约定5亿美金 500 million US dollars, as agreed.
你睡几小时了 You've been out for hours.
你很幸运只是皮肉伤 Well, you're lucky it was just a flesh wound.
听着，我今晚要去瑞士 Now, look, I'm going to Switzerland tonight,
我不在时你能住下 but you can stay here while I'm gone.
我浏览查包被杀那晚的新闻影片 I've been going through the news footage from the night Chambal was killed.
有件事不对劲 And there's something not right.
查包总统被射杀几秒 Seconds after President Chambal was shot,
刺客倒下猝死 the assassin collapses and dies.
验尸说是心脏衰竭 And the autopsy says heart failure.
不过… But,
在机密闭路电视里… if you go through the classified CCTV footage...
你没事吧？ You all right?
嗯，很好 Yeah, fine.
看这个 Take a look at this.
暗杀的前15分钟 Fifteen minutes before the assassination,
你看，他呈现疯癫 look, he's manic.
身体完全失控 He's completely lost control of his body.
接着突然全身僵直 And then, suddenly, catatonic.
这里，等等 Here, wait.
那里 There.
有人跟他说话 Someone was talking to him.
我想他不知道自己的行为 I don't think he had any idea what he was doing.
我想炫风的秘密武器是… I think Vortex's secret weapon...
控制心智的药 Is a mind control drug.
唯有一种药符合这些症状 And only one fits the symptoms.
"提摩西林巴比布丹诺" Timoxeline Barbebutenol
提摩… Timox...
提摩西林…芭比… Timoxylin Bubby...
提摩西林巴比布丹诺 Timoxeline Barbebutenol.
十年前中情局下令摧毁它 The ClA ordered its destruction 10 years ago.
负责处置的探员是… And the agent in charge of its disposal...
提特斯费雪 Titus Fisher.
感激不尽 I don't know how to thank you.
我想叫外卖 I'd love a take-away.
我来搞定 Consider it done.
拉链没拉 Flying low.
强尼，你要怎么对付炫风？ So, Johnny, what are you going to do about Vortex?
我不知道 I don't know.
换作赛门，他就会知道怎么做 If only Simon was here. He'd know what to do.
为什么你觉得他比你好？ Why do you think he's better than you?
他简直是上帝 Well, the man's a god.
我偏爱凡人 Well, I prefer mortals.
纯真、深奥、疯狂的凡人 Pure, complicated, maddening mortals.
我了解到真正使我兴奋的是… I've come to realize that what's really exciting to me
伟大的忠诚、决心和勇气 is great loyalty, determination, and courage.
临床上你总是使我着迷 You have always fascinated me, clinically.
但现在你… But now you...
桑莫小姐 Ms. Sumner,
你的瞳孔迷茫 your pupils are dilating.
是吗？ Are they?
你的脸颊泛红 Your cheeks are coloring.
眼神交会强烈 Eye contact deepening.
心跳加快 Heart-rate rising.
桑莫小姐 Ms. Sumner,
我相信我们的情绪要… I believe we're emotionally
"宣泄"了 leaking.
快去卧房 The bedroom, quickly.
附议 Absolutely.
现在！ Now!
是谁？ Hello?
是我 Hello.
赛门 Simon.
嗨，凯特 Hi, Kate.
准备好了吗？我载你去机场 You ready? I'll drive you to the airport.
真贴心，我去拿我的袋子 How nice. I'll just get my bag.
你一个人？ You alone?
当然 No. Of course.
工作？ Been working?
复习中国总理的资料，你呢？ Been brushing up on the Chinese PM. You?
我们正设法追踪强尼英格力 We're trying to track down Johnny English.
我们想问他一些关于炫风的问题 There's some questions we want to ask him, about Vortex.
你应该没看到他，对吧？ I don't suppose you've seen him, have you?
没有 No.
没有窝藏他？ Not hiding him away?
他不是我的菜 Not my type. Shall we?
该走了？ Mmm-hmm.
安姆柏斯 Ambrose.
快点，快点 Come on。
有位亚当斯先生找你，柯林 There's a Mr. Adams to see you, Colin.
你好，塔克 Hello, Tucker.
你怎么来了？ What are you doing here?
全国的探员都在追捕你 Every agent in the country is after you.
我们料中安姆柏斯的事 We were right about Ambrose.
"我们"是什么意思？ What do you mean "we"?
如果我们尽快行动仍能… And if we can act fast, we can still...
你都不听，对吧？ You wouldn't listen, would you?
你以为无所不知，才怪 You think you know it all. Well, you don't!
当一名探员对我意义重大 Being an agent means everything to me.
多亏你，我被停职了！ And, thanks to you, I'm suspended!
帅哥们想喝柳橙汁吗？ Would you boys like some orange squash?
不，谢谢-不，谢了，妈 No, thank you. Bye, thanks, Mum.
塔克，安姆柏斯在瑞士 Tucker, Ambrose is in Switzerland.
我们在英国图丁 We are in Tooting.
我来是因为我的国家需要我 I am here because my country needs me.
还有因为它也需要你 And because it needs you, too.
劳斯莱斯 Royce.
待命，先生 Ready, Sir.
出来 Come.
侦测到阻碍 ObStruction detected.
设定到瑞士的卫星导航 Set the sat nav for Switzerland.
要铲奸除恶了 Let's kick some bottom.
你已抵达目的地 You have arrived at your deStination.
祝好运，先生 Good luck, Sir!
这就是堡垒… Le Bastion.
上去、下来只有一条路 One way up, one way down.
快点，拿出装备 Come on. Let's get the stuff.
哇，你看，T2地对空飞弹 Whoa, look. The T-2 ground-to-air missile!
那是D7防弹盾 That's a D-7 bulletproof shield.
相信我，塔克 Take it from me, Tucker.
你玩办家家酒时我就在玩这些 I was working with these while you were stringing conkers.
P8爪钩？ The P-8 grapple hook?
有 Check.
估计高度？ Estimated height?
35英尺 Thirty-five feet.
靠你了，塔克 All yours, Tucker.
长官，我想说… Can I just say, sir?
这太屌了 This is just great.
那来吧 Well, go on.
D16上升器，上去吧 The D-16 ascender, and up we go.
你确定那是上升器？ Are you sure that's the ascender, sir?
对，我熟得很 Yes, yes, I'd know it anywhere.
探员危难！探员危难！ Agent in distress. Agent in distress.
我在这里 I am over here!
闭嘴！闭嘴！ Shut up! Shut up!
我在这里！ I am over here!
启动视觉定位器 Activating visual locator.
3、2、1 Three, two, one.
在那里！
第四区有入侵者 Intruders in Sector Four!
老天爷，别让我死在瑞士人手里 Dear God, let me not die at the hands of the Swiss.
塔克，听好，我要你攻击我 Tucker, now listen. I want you to attack me.
什么？ What?
挣扎后，你能逮捕我 After a struggle, you can "arrest me"
我成为你的犯人混进去 and take me inside as your prisoner.
先生，我不敢 Sir, I can't.
塔克，这是命令 Tucker, that's an order.
打我，打我 Hit me. Hit me.
帮帮忙，用力点 Come on, harder.
这样吗，长官？ Better, sir?
好多了 Yes, much better.
我了解揍人的快感了 I can see how people get a taste for this.
我有更好点子，我能射杀你 I got a better idea. I'll shoot you!
不要… No, no, no.
受死吧，炫风人渣！ Die, Vortex scum!
塔克！ Tucker!
我是塔克探员！ Agent Tucker!
他是强尼英格力 It's Johnny English.
装起来 Bag him.
这玻璃能防炮弹攻击 The glass can withstand mortar attack.
门是单向 The door's one-way.
只能出不能进 You can get out, but no one gets in.
太好了 Excellent.
准备好了，史莱特？ You ready, Slater?
你备妥我会请人送饮料到你房间 I'll have them send refreshments to your room when you're ready, Pegasus.
谢谢你，天字一号 Thank you, Agent One.
接着我来就好 I'll take it from here, boys.
别过来！ Hold it right there!
亮出你的身份证 Let me see your lD.
不好意思 Excuse me.
什么…？ What the...
别动！ Stop!
警告，这是指定的战斗区 Warning, this is a designated conflict zone.
长官？长官？ Sir? Sir?
很谢谢你 Thank you so much.
不客气，飞马 You're welcome, Pegasus.
飞马 Pegasus.
快喝 Go on.
那是什么东西？ What the hell is that?
长官？ Sir?
英格力！ English!
飞马 Pegasus.
他们要操控你杀向平！ They're going to make you kill Xiang Ping!
你失心疯了！ You're insane!
天字一号，谢天谢地 Agent One, thank God.
他不是来帮你的 He won't help you.
他是炫风第三人 He's the third member of Vortex.
不是吗，赛门？ Aren't you, Simon?
他来给你提摩西芭比… Here to give you some Timoxy bubby...
提摩西芭比… Timoxy bubby...
给你下一种药 To give you a drug
会使你遵行他的每个指示 that will make you obey his every command.
我很好奇，赛门 I'm intrigued, Simon.
你到底会怎么下药？ How exactly were you going to administer it?
注射？ By injection?
从通风孔排出可怕气体？ Some hideous gas through the air vents?
或混在她的饮料中？ Or by spiking her drink?
提摩西林巴比布丹诺 Timoxeline Barbebutenol.
他随时会进入疯癫阶段 He'll enter the manic phase any moment now.
我警告你，我受训抵抗这种玩意 I have to warn you that I've been trained to resist this kind of thing.
你这猪头 You swine.
天字一号，怎么回事？ Agent One, what's going on?
他在这个阶段死不了 He's quite harmless at this phase.
药会杀死他 The drug will kill him, but just before it does,
但在那之前有一小段空窗期 there'll be a short window
他会依照我的指示行动 where he'll do everything I tell him to.
可怜的强尼 Poor Johnny.
你从不是军情七处特务的料 You were never really MI7, Johnny.
你从不是我们的一员 You were never really one of us.
但你即将成为我们最有名的探员 Now you're about to become our most famous agent.
你会完全依照我的指示行动 You'll now do exactly as I tell you.
你是本局和国家的叛徒 You are a traitor to the Service and to your country.
叫她闭嘴，老家伙 Shut her up, old chap.
快躲 Duck.
什么？ What?
我警告过你了 I warned you.
好，史莱特，让他准备好 Okay, Slater. Let's get him ready.
准备好了 Ready.
向平总理，很荣幸终于跟你会面 Premier Ping, it's a pleasure to finally meet you.
相信你的飞行很愉快？ You had a pleasant flight, I trust?
我刚问总理是不是飞行很愉快 I was just asking the Premier if he had a pleasant flight.
凯特，强尼回到队上了 Kate, Johnny's back on the team.
什么？ What?
经过核准，首相和中国也认可 It's all checked out and the PM and the Chinese have approved it.
认可什么？ Approved what?
他代替潘蜜拉 He's standing in for Pamela.
很棒吧？ Isn't it great?
不好意思 Excuse me.
塔克探员 Agent Tucker.
很好，那夫人好吗？ Good, good. And your wife is well?
关门，强尼 Lock it up, Johnny.
太棒了，请坐 Wonderful.
很好 That's it.
总理，很感谢这时候你同意见我 Premier, I am most grateful you have agreed to meet me at this time.
是我们的荣幸 It is our pleasure.
维持同样语调，首相 Maintain that tone, Prime Minister.
避免对质，保持眼神交会 Avoid confrontation, keep eye contact.
我向你保证中国人民… I can assure you that the Chinese people
总是认为英国人民 have always regarded the British people
极度恐怖 as completely horrible.
可敬 Honorable.
极度可敬 Completely honorable.
当然 Of course.
我热切想要会面 I was very keen to meet...
强尼，站起来走向茶水桌 Johnny, stand up and go to the water table.
总理，我相信… Premier, I believe the present danger can be averted
我们迅速行动就能避开当前危险 if we act swiftly.
伸进右边口袋 Go to your right pocket.
我们是为飞马设计的 We designed it for Pegasus.
现在为时已晚 Well, it's too bloody late now.
表现自然 Just act natural.
首相 Prime Minister, traditionally...
事有蹊跷 Something's wrong.
中国尚未接受建言… ...China does not respond well to advice...
转出枪管 Pull out the barrel.
强尼，我要你杀了向平 Now, Johnny, I want you to kill Xiang Ping.
老天爷，不妙 Oh, dear God, no.
他被控制了 He's being controlled.
被谁？ By who?
安姆柏斯 Ambrose.
射杀向平 Shoot Xiang Ping!
精神必须是身体的主宰 Mind must be master of the body.
他在抵抗 He's resisting it.
他的左手在对抗右手 His left hand is fighting the right hand.
加油，强尼 Come on, Johnny.
如果我能干扰讯号频率 If I can interrupt the frequency,
就能阻止安姆柏斯发号施令 I could stop Ambrose from communicating with him.
英格力，站起来 English, stand up!
快点，快点 Come on. Come on.
他再50秒会挂掉 He'll be dead in 50 seconds, sir.
塔克 Tucker!
快点 Come on.
开枪！ Pull the trigger!
我成功了 I'm in.
"蒙特鲁电台" Radio Montreux
无忧无虑地在空中挥手 Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
在人们开始盯着看时溜过去 Gilde by the people as they start to look and stare
跳个舞，跳个舞 Do your dance, do your dance,
赶快跳个舞 do your dance quick mamma
搞什么？ What's the word
听我说，我是赛门安姆柏斯 Listen to me, this is Simon Ambrose,
我命令你射杀向平！ and I order you to shoot Xiang Ping!
10秒钟，长官 Ten seconds, sir.
开枪！ Fire!
快走… Go, go, go.
该闪人了 Time to get out of here.
别开火！ Hold your fire!
解除武装！ Stand down!
他的脉搏在下降 His pulse is dropping.
快救他 Don't lose him!
加油，长官 Come on, sir.
敞开你的心，英格力 Open your heart, English,
你将会重生 and you shall be reborn.
还不够 Almost there.
谢谢你，凯特 Thank you, Kate.
我正好经过 I was passing.
长官 Sir.
塔克！ Tucker!
欢迎回来，长官 Welcome back, sir.
谢谢你，塔克 Thank you, Tucker.
我不会亲你，别介意 I won't kiss you, if you don't mind.
随便啦 Well, whatever.
安姆柏斯呢？ Where's Ambrose?
英格力？ English?
长官，你要干嘛？ Sir. What are you doing, sir?
指导方针17-5 Guideline 17-5.
绝不质问执勤中的资深探员 Never question a senior agent in the field.
不要！ No!
"当你的间谍" Spying... for You
安姆柏斯，你这五星级败类 Ambrose, you five-star turd.
又要出包了，强尼 Another balls-up, Johnny.
你怎么办到的？ What's the matter with you?
一切结束了，安姆柏斯 It's all over, Ambrose.
你能背叛你的国家 You can betray your country,
你能欺骗你的朋友 you can cheat your friends,
但你逃不过强尼… but you can't get away from Johnny English...
再会，强尼！ So long, Johnny!
D7 The D-7.
防弹盾！ The bulletproof shield!
啥米？这没用！ Hey! It's not working!
那是地对空飞弹 It's the T-2, sir!
是地对空飞弹 他活着 Is he... Oh, he's alive! It's the T-2!
收起，收起 Close it. Close it!
蠢玩意！ Stupid thing!
强尼 Oh, Johnny.
地对空飞弹 The T-2.
塔克，真有你的 Tucker, you clever boy.
我高兴极了 I couldn't be more delighted.
炫风的雇主被逮捕 Vortex's paymasters have been arrested,
中国向英国和军情七处表达感谢 and China has expressed its gratitude to both Britain and the Service.
我们对英格力感激不尽 We owe English a great deal.
恢复他的爵位确实是善意表示 Well, reinstating his knighthood is a truly lovely gesture.
对他来说意义非凡 And it will mean the world to him.
女王很快会来为他封爵 Her Majesty will be with him shortly.
抓到你了，抓到你了 Gotcha! Gotcha.
抓到你了！ Got you!
老巫婆，我受够你了，老母牛 Just about had enough of you, you old cow!
你哪里都逃不了 You're going nowhere!
飞马！ Pegasus!
英格力！ English!
是她！杀手清洁女工！ It's her! It's the killer cleaner!
终于抓到她了！ Finally, I've got her!
你有完没完啊 You never know when it's over, do you?
闹够了…闹够了！ Well, it's over, over, over, over, over!
"使用者登入中" User Logging in...
感激不尽 I don't know how to thank you.
我想叫外卖 I'd love a take-away.
我来搞定 Consider it done.
"山王的宫殿" In the Hall the Mountain King