《吸血鬼日记》前情提要 Previously on "The vampire diaries"...
我知道我们之前在一起很开心 I get that we had an amazing life together,
但现在我感觉你就是个陌生人 but now I feel like I'm looking at a stranger.
要回家 我们就得利用日蚀的能量 To get home, we'll harness the power of the eclipse,
还有运星 using an Ascendant.
邦妮呢 What about Bonnie?
她牺牲了自己 我才回得来的 She sacrificed herself so I could come back.
乔是他妹妹 Jo is his sister?
凯想做我们巫师团的首领 In our coven, Kai wanted to be the leader,
但只要卢克和奥利维亚还活着这就不可能 but that wasn't if Lukas and Olivia were alive.
我不会让你死的 I'm not gonna let you die.
如果凯出来了 第一个去找的肯定是乔 If Kai gets out, he'll head straight for Jo.
他可以吸取别人的魔力 乔肯定顶不住 His ability to siphon magic will overwhelm Jo,
我们的巫师团就会掌握在一个疯子手里 and our coven will be left to the whims of a madman.
要施咒 我需要的只是贝内特女巫的血 To do the spell, all I need is Bennett blood.
那混蛋把车开走了 The bastard took the car.
运星在我这 The Ascendant's with me.
我们不让她哥哥出来 We're not letting her brother out, all right?
运星的事不用再说 The Ascendant is off the table.
好 去乔那把运星拿过来 Ok. Get the Ascendant from Jo.
我知道了 I understand.
我现在就像是站在一个十字路口 Look. I'm at a crossroads.
你愿意帮我一起 Any chance you'd be willing to help me bring
把邦妮带回来吗 my best friend Bonnie back?
当然愿意 Sure.
哒 哒 Knock knock.
嘿 进来吧 Hey. Come on in.
好像又回到了以前 Oh. It's one of those nights.
哇 你还真有热情 Oh, wow. Your enthusiasm is amazing.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
今天我在鬼门关走了一趟 I've had a day from hell,
这可不是我想要的 and I didn't mean it.
好吧这是我自食其果 但是我现在需要有人支持我 好吗 I did actually, but I'm gonna call take backs, ok?
好 Ok.
你买了泰国菜 Ooh, you got Thai food.
我就知道买菜之前应该问你一下 You know, I knew I should have led with the food.
没事 这很好啊 我快饿死了 Well, this is perfect. I'm starving.
哇 你的呢 Aww. Where's yours?
你真幽默 Oh. Very funny.
你没催眠他去灌醉她吧 You didn't compel him to get her drunk.
没有 我催眠他不惜一切代价拿到运星 No. I compelled him to do whatever it takes,
既然运星是开启去她那个 and considering the Ascendant is the key
神经病弟弟的世界的钥匙 to her psycho brother's weird prison world,
那我想要她开口可没那么简单 I'm sure it's gonna take her a few to open up about it.
我敢保证 你爸爸喜欢我 哈哈 I swear your dad loves me. Ha ha ha!
幸福来得太突然了 I have never been given so clear a blessing.
你去找他 他想杀了我 You went to see him, and he tried to kill me.
这是哪门子的幸福 How's that a blessing?
幸福就是他没想杀了我 Because he didn't try to kill me.
他只是把我从你那恐怖童年屋扔出来了而已 He just banished me from your creepy childhood home.
小时候那可一点都不恐怖 It wasn't creepy back then.
但是当你哥哥杀了你的兄弟姐妹 Once your brother brutally murders your siblings,
就变得恐怖了 creep sets in.
所以你当时就是跑出来了吗 Oh. So you just-- you just ran.
我没跑 他们放我走的 I didn't run. They let me go.
我们达成了协议 出卖哥哥 We made a deal. Betray your brother
就能获得自由 and get your freedom.
那协议有说运星归谁吗 So where does the Ascendant fall under this deal?
他们还不知道运星在我手上 They didn't know I had it.
他们发现的时候我早就不见了 By the time they found out, I was gone.
我还是不明白你要它干嘛 I still don't understand why you'd want it.
能给我安全感 有种一切尽在我掌握之中的感觉 It makes me feel safe, like I'm in control.
只要它在我手上 就没人可以用它放凯出来了 As long as I have it, then no one can use it to get Kai out.
凯也就不能来找我报仇了 Kai can't get me.
说起来有点好笑 我之前睡觉 Embarrassing, but I actually used
可是要把它藏在枕头下面枕着 sleep with it under my pillow.
之前 Used to?
是啊 之前 很明显我现在可是成年人 Yes, used to. I am a grownup now obviously,
现在我放在了放内衣裤的抽屉里 就在那些瓶瓶罐罐旁边 and I keep it in my underwear drawer next to my pot.
好吧 这样就可以解释 Oh, ok. Well, that explains
为什么你老是饿了 why you're always hungry.
才不是 我饿是因为我吃斋 No. I'm always hungry because I'm a vegetarian.
好吧 哈哈哈 Ok. Ha ha ha!
好吧 Well...
最后一点了 The last of it.
太好了 Good.
不用再分心了 No more distractions.
你应该知道如果他知道了 You realize he is gonna
你对他做过什么的话会来杀了你吧 kill you when he finds out what you did to him.
谢谢你的警告 My relationship to ruin, thank you.
不过你在破坏和卡罗琳的关系的时候我可没抱怨过 I didn't complain when you ruined yours with Caroline.
我才没有 I didn't ruin my--
是啊 我敢说她很好 Yeah. I'm sure she's fine.
她和她妈去度假 She's on vacation with her mom,
一边吃冰激凌 eating ice cream out of the carton,
一边在说服自己从来没喜欢过你 convincing herself she never liked you in the first place.
说完了吗 You done?
小心点 斯特凡 我知道萨瓦托尔 Careful, Stefan. I know it may
家的人要变坏看起来很容易 seem easy to be the big bad Salvatore,
但是很快你就会发现你躺在路中间 but soon, you'll find yourself lying in the middle of the road,
向一个陌生人掏心掏肺 pouring your heart out to a stranger,
怀疑自己存在的意义 having an existential crisis.
好吧 那他什么时候能偷得到 Yeah, great. So, uh, when's this grand theft gonna happen?
如果一切顺利的话 Assuming everything went well,
他已经得手了 所以 it's already happened, which means...
给你 Here it is.
谢了 兄弟 Thanks, buddy.
给你 There you go.
回家去找乔 做她的好男友 Go home to Jo, be a good boyfriend,
忘了这一切的发生 forget this ever happened.
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说真的 我不应该赢的 Seriously, I shouldn't be winning.
两个星期没喝酒不代表你就是钢铁侠了 Two weeks without booze doesn't make you iron man.
翻译： 小P Nirvana Espionage 娄小胖 校对：小P Bunny
我还可以跟得上你呢 I can still vamp circles around you.
你是说靠作弊吗 You mean, you can cheat.
或者我还可以当着排球队女生的面 Ha! Or I could pants you in front of the entire
脱下你的裤子 women's volleyball team.
我想她们不会介意的 Doubt they'd mind.
时轴：络睿 压制：D 总监：Bunny
好吧 我放弃了 Ok. I give up.
你把我那个老是怨天忧人喝的半醉的弟弟怎么了 What did you do with my miserable half-drunk brother?
他把邦妮的手机收起来了 He canceled Bonnie's cell phone,
大哭了一场 cried until there was nothing left,
然后就把悲痛抛诸脑后了 and got all the grief out of his system.
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他已经准备好了过新生活 He is ready to move on.
怎么了 What?
是关于邦妮的事 It's about Bonnie.
达蒙说她死了 Damon said she found peace.
他以为凯杀了她 He thought Kai had killed her,
但是后来又发现她还活着 but he just found out that she's alive,
现在他在尽一切可能 and he's doing everything that he can to--
所以你回来是为了替他辩护 哇 So you're back to defending him. Wow!
给了你一张空头支票保证带邦妮回来 And all it took was one hollow promise
然后你就被耍的团团转 to bring Bonnie back.
不是的 不是的 杰 不是空头支票 No. No, no, no, Jer. It's not hollow.
丽芙已经在想办法送我们去了 Liv's looking for a way to send us over there
我们会找到邦妮 带她回来的 so that we can find Bonnie and bring her back.
如果不能呢 And if you can't?
杰 这是个好消息 Jer, this is good news.
你说的对 埃琳娜 是好消息 You're right, Elena. This is good news.
今晚我就能再见到邦妮 Tonight, I'm gonna see Bonnie again,
然后一切就会恢复到和之前一样 and everything is gonna go back to the way it was
这些话我听了成千上万次 because I have never heard that before.
我带你来神秘瀑布镇好让你 I brought you to Mystic Falls to keep you safe
远离你那疯狂的巫师家族 from your crazy-ass witch family.
你不能因为达蒙要你去念什么咒就这么走了 You can't just leave because Damon wants you to do some spell.
所以现在我变成囚犯了吗 So, what, I'm a prisoner here?
我看起来像是困在城堡里的长发公主吗 Do I look like Rapunzel?
还真挺像 Well, actually.
为什么不叫卢克呢 Look. Why can't Luke do it?
因为他正忙着享受作为一个单独的双胞胎 Because he is busy enjoying his last few weeks
的最后几个星期 as a singular twin
可以沉浸在他的研究中 with his sugar daddy radiologist,
我也想享受我的假期 and I'd like to enjoy mine.
马特 过来帮帮我啊 Matt, help me out here.
不行 她可是去帮邦妮 I can't. It's for Bonnie.
泰勒 我不能再呆在这里了 Tyler, I can't stay locked up in here any longer.
我没衣服穿了 还有我连续吃披萨当早餐 I'm out of clothes, and I've had pizza for breakfast
已经整整一个星期了 every day this week.
我们得回到正常的生活轨道 We've got to get back to our normal lives.
你走了巫师团可能会找到你 If you leave and your coven finds you--
他们会逼我和哥哥融合 They'll make me merge with my brother?
不是你想的那么坏的 Hey. It's not all bad.
如果我活下来的话 你就能跟 If I survive, you'll be dating
拥有强大力量的双子座巫师团的首领拍拖了 the all-powerful leader of the Gemini coven,
就算我活不下来 你也可以去跟卢克拍拖 and if I don't, you can date Luke.
嘿 Hey.
这个一点都不好笑 好吗 This isn't a joke to me, ok?
我不得不笑 Well, I have to laugh at it
因为我一想到我要被困在这个镇子里 because if I start imagining my life stuck in this town
和我的家人分离 running away from my family,
我就要崩溃了 I will fall apart.
我会想到办法的 I'll find a way.
他们俩吵架了 And that was an actual fight two people just had
竟然是因为双胞胎融合的事 over a twin-merge?
这个镇子太诡异了 This town is so weird.
你会慢慢习惯的 You'll get used to it.
也许我习惯不了 然后被一个吸血鬼杀死 Or I won't, and a vampire will kill me
就像他们杀了你的朋友特里普一样 like they killed your friend Tripp.
不会的 我不会让这种事情发生 That's not gonna happen because I won't let it.
从这一刻起 神秘瀑布镇的防御系统 And with that, the Mystic Falls community protection program
也正式解散了 is officially disbanded.
你知道这意味着什么吗 You know what that means.
我帮了你 现在轮到你帮我了 I helped you, now you help me.
是时候让我们家人团聚了 Time for a little family reunion.
马特要见斯特凡干嘛 What does Matt want with Stefan?
我怎么知道 他可是马特 I don't know. It's Matt.
有钱有吃有穿有地位 Food, money, new social class.
不管怎样 希望能分散一下斯特凡的 Whatever it is, it better distract Stefan
注意力 让他不要再纠结和卡罗琳的事 from his sizeable screw-up with Caroline.
你知道吗 你知道她喜欢斯特凡吗 Did you know about that, how she felt about him?
她之前有跟我说过 She told me a little while back,
不管你怎么想 and whatever you're thinking,
我只希望他们俩能开心 I want both of them to be happy.
就算她催眠自己忘了喜欢他的事吗 Even if she compels away all the things she likes about him?
嘿 Hey.
谢谢你帮我们 Thanks for doing this.
不用客气 我也要找个借口 Don't worry about. I needed an excuse
逃出那个兄弟会总部一样的房子 to get out of that frat house.
太多男生了 有点烦 Way too much boy. Gross.
带齐东西了吗 You got everything?
带了 贝内特女巫的血 Yep. Blood from a Bennett--
她叫作露西 Lucy to be exact--
还有运星 从你家人那里拿来的 and an Ascendant from whatever the hell
尽管我不知道你姓什么 your last name is.
我姓帕克 Parker.
这就是传说中的运星吗 So this is the famous Ascendant?
是啊 Yup.
我倒是没想到乔竟然愿意给你 Surprised that Jo gave it up.
为什么这么说 Why?
这是唯一能让凯被锁在监狱里的东西 It's the only thing keeping Kai locked in his prison.
他要是出来了 肯定会追杀乔 If he gets out, he's coming after Jo.
好吧 老乔真是个好人 嘿嘿 愿意帮我们 Well, good old Jo-- heh heh--helping us out.
我们可以开始了吗 拜托 Can we do this, please?
好吧 这我要借月光 Whatever. So I'm gonna need the moon
激活运星了 to activate the Ascendant.
这只能维持8个时 It will be viable for about 8 hours,
当我把你传送到那儿 计时就开始 so once I send you over, the clock's ticking.
我们怎么回来呢 And how do we get back?
喝下这些 Drink these.
那是什么 What is that?
我的血液 它会让我们产生微妙的联系 It's my blood. It will link you to me
这样我就能找到你们并把你们带回来了 so I can find you and bring you back.
把这个给邦妮 Give this one to Bonnie, too.
你们在等着干杯吗 Are you waiting for a toast?
喝了它 Drink.
恩 很苦 不知道为啥 Mmm. Bitter. Wonder why.
来吧 Shall we?
嘿 Hey.
出事以后的几个月里 I used to come here every day
我每天都来这儿 after the accident for months.
这是你父母埋葬的地方 This is where your parents are buried.
是的 但不是1994年 Yeah, but not in 1994.
1994年的时候 他们还活着 In 1994, they were still alive.
是的 邦妮也是 Yeah. So is Bonnie.
所以 我们去找她 So let's go get her.
眼睛睁大点儿 Just keep your eyes peeled.
这附近有个猪皮咀嚼怪 There's a pork rind-munching freak somewhere around here.
可以吗 Ok?
可以 Yeah.
来吧 Come on.
你穿过紧身牛仔吗 You ever worn skinny jeans?
啊 看起来是不合时宜了 Agh. It seems wrong.
我看起来肯定很怪 I'm all bunched up.
还有 为什么裤子这么紧 Also, why are jeans so tight
却要放这么大的手机 when phones are so big?
我不知道要说什么好 哥们 I don't know what to tell you, pal.
哦 天啊 我变成了那种人 Oh, God. I'm that guy, right?
那种嘴就没停过的人 That guy that won't shut up.
哦 我讨厌那种人 Oh, I hate that guy.
在飞机上我旁边就坐着一个 I just sat next to that guy on the plane.
烂透了 He was the worst.
嘿 说到飞机 你最近搭过飞机吗 Hey. Speaking of planes, have you flown recently?
在你过安全门的时候 Because what's with the whole liquid situation
他们总是检查你携带的液体还要叫你脱掉衣服 and the stripping before you go through security thing?
太奇怪了 It's weird.
他们总是担心恐怖分子 They're worried about terrorists.
好的 好了 对不起 但真正的恐怖分子 Ok. Well, I'm sorry, but the real terrorists
是那些脱了鞋子的家伙 are some of those people taking off their shoes.
我知道我是个话唠 对不起 I know I'm chatty. Sorry.
我在监狱里待了一会儿 I've just been in prison for awhile.
不像是一般的监狱 你知道 更像是一个 Not like a regular prison, you know, more like a...
好了 我们到了 All right. We're here.
特殊的 Special kind of...
总共是三十块 That will be 30.
好吧 All right.
牛仔就是麻烦 Jeans.
呃 这个你收吗 Uh, will you take this?
等会 等会 我拿到了 Hang on. Hang on. I got it.
哦 嘿 口香糖 棒极了 Oh. Hey. Gum. Nice.
快点 伙计 我可没有时间跟你耗 快点 Come on, buddy. I don't have all day. Let's go.
我拿到了 等会 I got it. Hold on.
呃 好吧 Huh. Well...
我想这一定能行 I guess this will do.
谢谢 Thank you.
邦妮 Bonnie?
找不到 你呢 Nothing. You?
没有 我找遍了每个房间 No, and I looked in every room
还有地下室 plus the basement.
达蒙 你 你想会不会凯 Damon, you--you don't think that Kai--
嘿 我们不要直接下一个另人沮丧的的结论 行不 Look. Let's not jump to depressing conclusions yet, ok?
好的 Ok.
哦 我的天啊 达蒙 Oh, my god. Damon.
哦 我的天啊 达蒙 这是血 Oh, my god, Damon. This is blood.
现在可以下结论了 And we're jumping.
你在干吗 What are you doing?
如果凯带走了邦妮 我们就要谈谈了 If Kai has Bonnie, we need to talk.
所以你打算打电话给他 So you're gonna call him?
事实上 我是要传呼他 I'm gonna page him actually.
对不起 忘记你1994年只有2岁了 Sorry. Forgot you were two in 1994.
传呼机是个古老的通讯设备 Pagers are an ancient form of telecommunication.
我知道传呼机是什么 I know what a pager is.
怎么操作它 How does it work?
我们拨蠢货的电话 555-HIYA-KAI We dial jackass's number 555-HIYA-KAI...
留下我们的电话 We leave our number...
然后挂机 And then we hang up.
现在做什么 And now what?
现在我们就像十三岁怀春少女一样坐着等电话 And now we sit by the phone like a 13-year-old girl
就行了 and wait.
放松 Relax.
我就要见到一个还活着的亲人了 I'm about to meet one of my only living relatives.
呃 严格地说 他可不是活着 Uh, technically, he's not living.
所以斯特凡还有亲戚 So Stefan has extended family.
好玩 I'm intrigued.
恩佐 你在这儿搞什么鬼 Enzo, what the hell are you doing here?
很明显我是来把她从世界上 Apparently rescuing this one from the world's
最可怕的午餐中解救出来 most dreadful lunch.
马特和斯特凡 小甜心 你可以找到更好的 Matt and Stefan? Sweetheart, you can do so much better.
比如说我 我是恩佐 Me for example. I'm Enzo.
就是他杀了特里普 The guy who killed Tripp.
哦 我的上帝啊 Oh, my God.
声明一下 For the record,
是他先想杀了我的 he did try and kill me first.
你是最糟糕的帮手 You are the most terrible wingman.
恩佐 走开 Enzo, leave.
不然呢 Or what?
不然我就做特里普没做完的事 Or maybe I'll pick up where Tripp left off.
继续 Go on then.
嘿 如果我是你我就不会这么做 Hey. I really wouldn't do that if I were you.
你杀了他 然后我杀了你 You hurt him, and, uh, I hurt you,
今天真不想收拾两具尸体 and really don't feel like cleaning up two corpses today.
你竟然在亲人面前威胁我 Making threats in front of impressionable family.
真残忍 How brutish.
你在说些什么 What are you talking about?
我 Me.
他 是在说我 He's, uh, talking about me.
我是扎克和盖尔的女儿 莎拉赛尔瓦托 I'm Zach and Gail's daughter Sarah Salvatore.
嗯 Um...
好吧 我正式堕入地狱 Well, I am officially in hell.
这是只属于我的地狱 This place is my own personal hell.
哇 Whoa!
哦 嘿 Oh. Hey!
那是什么 What was that?
呃 这是我的试音录像带 Uh, it's my audition tape
发给真实世界 伦敦节目的 for "Real World: London."
祝我好运吧 我想我一定会成功的 Fingers crossed. I think I'm finally gonna make it.
那是个视频日记 That was a video journal.
什么 不 日记差劲了 What? No. Journals are lame,
特别是视频日记 especially video ones.
那你为什么觉得这是 Then why did you say you thought this was
你的专属地狱 your own personal hell?
呃 我是说 因为我和邦妮一起困在这儿了 Well, I mean, because I was stuck here with Bonnie.
还有比那个更糟糕的吗 What could be worse than that?
达蒙 Damon.
凯 如果你敢在她恼人的小巫女的脑袋上 Kai, if you so much as hurt one hair
动一根头发 on her annoying little witch head,
我会杀了你 I will kill you and--
你真是太有心了 That was so sweet.
你干吗要说我恼人 真是毁了这浪漫 Why'd you ruin it by calling me annoying?
邦妮 Bonnie?
埃琳娜 Elena?
埃琳娜 是你吗 Elena, is that you?
是的 是我 我在这儿 Yes! It's me. I'm here.
我在1994年萨瓦托尔的家里 I'm at the Salvatore house in...in 1994.
真不敢相信此刻可以听到你的声音 I can't believe I'm hearing your voice right now.
你在这儿怎么样 How are you here?
说来话长 It's a long story.
记住我是来救你的 Just know that I'm here to get you.
啊 Ahh.
所以凯就那么把你丢在波特兰了 So Kai just left you in Portland?
在给我煮了份感恩节意大利面并偷了我的血以后 After cooking me Thanksgiving spaghetti and stealing my blood.
这几天很奇怪 It's been a strange few days.
他现在在哪儿 Where is he now?
不知道 我偷了一辆车 Don't know. I hotwired a car,
现在在回神秘瀑布的路上 and I'm on my way back to Mystic Falls.
等等 你偷了一辆车 Hang on. You hotwired a car?
你是谁 Who are you?
显然是个女汉子 A badass apparently.
一个在曼西的女汉子 A badass in Muncie.
好吧 曼西到这还有6个半小时的距离 Well, Muncie's about 6 1/2 hours away,
你最好快点了 give or take a knuckle.
丽芙7点左右会带我们出去 Liv's pulling us out in 7.
如果你还不挂电话的话我们就赶不及了 If you don't stop to use the little witches' room anymore
我可以赶到 I can make it in time.
我要回家了 I'm going home.
你要回家了 You're coming home.
等会见 We'll see you soon.
好的 Ok.
你在担心凯 You're worried about Kai.
如果他得到了邦妮的血液还有运星 If he's got Bonnie's blood and the Ascendant,
他就集齐了逃出来所需要的所有东西 he's got everything he needs to get out.
如果他已经逃出来了呢 What if he's already out?
我怎么才能帮助你 How can I help you?
一个济马 谢谢 One Zima, please.
很有趣 Hilarious.
你要点些什么吗 Are you going to order something
或者只是看看 or just gonna stare?
好的 呃 汽水怎么样 Ok. Uh, how about a soda...
丽芙 Liv?
嘿 丽芙 太讽刺 Heh. Liv. Ironic.
在哪儿 Where is it?
怪问题 That's a cryptic question,
责怪的口气 accusatory tone.
对我来说可不是个好兆头 This doesn't bode well for me.
不错 换个话题 讲个笑话吧 Good. Deflect, make a joke.
这样会让气氛好一些 That'll fix this.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
运星 The Ascendant.
它在哪儿 Where is it?
我也不知道 I have no idea.
你一定觉得我是个傻瓜 You must think I'm an idiot.
说实话 我是 To be fair, I am one.
美酒 泰国菜 就骗到我了 Wine, Thai food, that's all it takes.
乔 不在我这 Jo, I don't have it.
你告诉达蒙它藏在哪了吗 Did you tell Damon where it is?
不 不 听着 我们都同意 No. No. Look. We all agreed
通过其它方法把邦妮带回来 to find another way to get Bonnie back.
你真心觉得这是 Do you honestly think this is
我正常的午后阅读 my normal afternoon reading?
只有你我知道它藏在哪 You and I are the only ones who knew where it was.
它不见了 It's gone!
听着 我发誓 Ok. Look. I swear to you
我没有告诉任何人 好吗 I didn't tell anyone, ok?
我绝对不会告诉任何人的 I would never tell anybody.
没错 你不会告诉别人 You're right. You'd never tell anyone.
但不代表你没有说 It doesn't mean you didn't.
你是什么意思 What are you saying?
达蒙是个吸血鬼 Damon is a vampire.
你是说达蒙催眠了我 Are you saying Damon compelled me?
哈 Heh.
他不会那么做的 Look. He wouldn't do that.
他是我的朋友 He's my friend.
好吧 那我们就去神秘瀑布镇证明一下 Ok. Let's prove it. We're going to Mystic Falls.
如果你被催眠了 你穿过边境的时候 If you're compelled, it will go away
它就会消失 when we walk across the border.
如果什么都没有发生 那就证明你是对的 If nothing happens, then you're right.
他是你的朋友 He's your friend.
有个好胃口啊 Bon appetit.
等一下 Hang on.
怎么了 What?
没什么 开动吧 Nothing. Let's eat.
好 谁把填字游戏撕了 Ok. Who mangled the crossword?
六个字母 B开头的文盲女巫 6 letters, illiterate witch, B.
这篇文章是关于凯和乔的 This is about Kai and Jo.
没错 每天都能看到他的事迹 Yep. Kai's greatest hits staring us in the face every day.
如果凯出去了 他一定会去找乔的 If Kai's out, he's gonna go after Jo again.
达蒙 他会杀了乔的 Damon, he's gonna kill her.
我觉得按照双子星巫师团的规矩 Well, if I have my Gemini rules down,
他其实是去找乔融合的 actually, he's going to merge with her,
很有可能意味着乔会死 which will most likely result in her death,
所以我猜概率是1/6 which I guess is 6 of 1--
那她为什么把运星给了你 Then why would she give you the Ascendant?
呃 Um...
因为我很客气的问她借来着 Because I asked her very nicely?
来点音乐吗 You want some music maybe?
我去放点音乐 I'm gonna turn on some music.
那是唯一一个能困住凯的东西 It was the one thing trapping Kai,
她就这么轻易的给你了 and she just gave it to you?
这儿有涅槃乐队 九寸钉乐队 We have Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails,
还有斯特凡的 男孩男人 Boyz II Men--Stefan's.
达蒙 Damon.
好吧 Fine.
不是她自愿给我的 She didn't give it to me.
阿拉里克从她那儿偷来的 Alaric stole it from her.
阿拉里克偷来的 Alaric stole from her.
我催眠了他 After I compelled him.
干嘛 What?
埃琳娜 别走 Elena, stop.
你当然会去迷惑你的好朋友 Of course you compel your best friend.
对你来说还有什么是不可能的 I mean, why would that be off limits?
嘿 我是为了把邦妮救出来 Hey. I'm trying to get Bonnie back!
哦 不 你别说了 Oh, just--just--no. Don't.
达蒙 我比谁都更希望能把邦妮救出来 Damon, I want Bonnie back more than anything.
她是我最好的朋友 She's my best friend,
但是对你来说 她只是一个机会 but to you, she's something else,
不是吗 isn't she?
她只是一个让我能意识到 She's a chance for me to realize
你是个好男人的机会 what a great guy you are
那我就可以再次爱上你了 so that I can fall in love with you all over again.
无所谓在这过程中会伤害到谁 It doesn't matter who gets hurt in the process
只要是达蒙得到他要的就好了 as long as Damon gets what Damon wants.
她在说你蠢到家了 She's saying you're stupid,
斯特凡也很认同 and Stefan is agreeing.
哦 她现在在说你一无是处 Ooh. Now she's saying you're good for nothing,
斯特凡否认 and Stefan is disagreeing.
他说你很会讲笑话 He says you're a great punch line to a joke.
没人喜欢你 Everyone hates you.
别羡慕嫉妒恨我有顺风耳 Don't be jealous you can't vamp hear
因为你就是碗长着金发的玉米粥 because you're a big blond bowl of mush.
你应该感激 还好我不喜欢喝粥 Just be thankful I don't fancy mush.
在寄养过了第三个家庭后 So after the third group home,
我解放了我自己 I got myself emancipated,
顺便说一句 这是件超级困难的事 which is surprisingly difficult, by the way.
是啊 你看起来是那种一个人会更好的类型 Yeah. You seem like the type that would do better on your own.
嘿 你想喝点什么吗 Hey. Do you want a drink?
当然 Sure.
嘿 不好意思 能给我们来两杯 Hey. Excuse me. Can we get two
巧克力奶昔吗 chocolate milk shakes, please?
这是 呃 塞尔维托家族的传统 It's a, uh, Salvatore family tradition.
我最爱家族传统了 I'm all for family traditions.
听着 再过10秒 All right. Listen. In 10 seconds,
你起身和我一起走出去 you're gonna get up and walk out of here with me,
要微笑着 装作什么都没发生 smiling, acting like nothing's wrong.
演戏对你来说应该不是难事 The acting part shouldn't be too hard for you.
我知道你在说谎 I know you're lying.
准备好了吗 Ready to go?
嘿 Hey.
你们要去哪儿 Where you guys going?
哦 一家人出去兜兜风 Oh, just a little family drive.
没事的 马特 我保证 It's ok, Matt, I promise.
我一会儿给你打电话 I'll call you in a bit.
好的 All right.
你玩推特吗 You on Twitter?
啊 我刚注册了 你应该加我 Ah. I just signed up. You should follow me.
眼镜蛇凯1972 Cobrakai1972.
你没看过 龙威小子 吗 Come on. Like "Karate Kid"?
你知道吗 推上还能关注名人呢 Did you know you can follow celebrities?
哈 他们发的都是很蠢的东西 Heh. They all Twitter the stupidest things.
简直让人笑掉大牙 It's--it's hilarious.
这会儿没什么客人了 It's kind of dead.
我准备关门了 I think I'm gonna close up.
哦 等下 等下 Oh. Hang on, hang on.
我要点一杯酒 I'm gonna get a real drink.
不要波旁 我对我的男子汉气概很有自信 No bourbon. I'm secure enough in my masculinity.
伏特加也没意思 朗姆嘛 太热情了 Vodka's boring, rum's too tropical.
哦 龙舌兰 你绝对不想看见我喝了龙舌兰后的样子 Ooh. Tequila. You do not want to see me on Tequila.
琴酒怎么样 会不会很奇怪 What about gin? Is that weird?
如果你已经50岁高龄的话就不奇怪了 Not if you're a 50-year-old,
但是看你像19岁的样子 but seeing as you look 19,
我要看看你的身份证 I'm gonna need to see some I.D.
哦 当然 没问题 Oh. Of course. Of course.
1972年出生 真会开玩笑 1972. Nice try.
不 这是真的 但这不是 No. True story, but that's not
身份证上最有趣的地方 the most interesting thing on that I.D.
你再仔细看看 Here. Look again.
名字 住址 Name, address.
玛拉凯·帕克 Malachai Parker.
哦 天啊 啊 Oh, my God. Ahhh.
-我上次见你的时候 -啊 - Last time I saw you... - Aah!
是要杀了你的 I was trying to kill you.
我们为什么不继续下去呢 Why don't we pick up where we left off?
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
呃啊 Ugh!
生活有了魔法就简单多了 Life is so much easier with magic.
啊 就像是开挂一样 Unh! Feels kind of like cheating.
你没认出来我让我很受伤 I'm sad you didn't recognize me.
这说明了老爸消除了一切有关我存在过的痕迹 That means dad erased all trace of my existence--
全家福 视频 family pictures, movies,
我做的那个小土鸡 little handprint turkey I made.
他真混蛋 What a dick.
你离我远一点 You stay the hell away from me.
玩捉迷藏你逊毙了 You were always so bad at hide-and-seek.
虽然你只有4岁 但是应该能 I mean, you were 4, but still,
找到一个好地方藏起来的 find a better hiding spot.
啊 Aah!
我觉得她做的挺好的 I think she did just fine.
我们快离开这儿 Let's get out of here.
你一点都不觉得他们站起来就走 You don't find it the least bit strange
很奇怪吗 that they just up and left?
我跟你说过她是他的家人 I told you she's his family.
他们想叙旧就让他们叙旧 If they want to talk, let them talk.
你操什么心呢 What the hell do you care?
因为我很在乎真相 Because I care about the truth,
在乎真实性 care about authenticity.
或者你只是讨厌斯特凡而已 Or you just hate Stefan.
我确实讨厌他没错 I do actually, yeah.
他抛弃他亲哥哥 把我交给 He abandoned his brother, turned me over
吸血鬼猎人 而且他还伤害了一个 to a vampire hunter, and he hurt the one girl
什么都没做错的女孩 who can honestly do no wrong.
那不是我在乎的原因 That's not why I care.
我在乎是因为他做了那么多混蛋事 No. I care because he does all that
依然被认为是英雄 and is still considered a hero
而我却被认为是个恶棍 when I get stuck being a villain.
是啊 因为你会杀人 Yeah, because you kill people.
怎么 斯特凡不杀人吗 What, and Stefan doesn't?
算了吧 你我都知道那不是真的 Come on. You and I both know that's not true.
我只是开诚布公的说出来而已 I'm just up front about it,
但是斯特凡呢 谁知道他都干了什么 but Stefan, no, who knows what he's done?
他就是个藏着秘密的骗子 He's just a liar with a little box of secrets.
来吧 玉米粥 我们就打开潘多拉的盒子吧 Come on, Mush. Let's open the box.
我告诉过你扎克·塞尔维托是我的父亲 I told you Zach Salvatore is my father,
盖尔是我母亲 Gail is my mother.
我有照片 I have these pictures.
啊 这就是你的证据 Ah. That's your big evidence,
一张你偷来的照片 a picture you stole?
你一上车就露出马脚了 You gave yourself up the second you got in the car.
你为什么不相信我呢 Why don't you believe me?
因为现在 莎拉·塞尔维托就在她的寝室里 Because right now, Sarah Salvatore is in her dorm room
杜克大学 她的专业是艺术学 at Duke university, where she studies as an art major,
而且她没有一家挨一家的寄养 and she didn't bounce from group home to group home.
她一离开医院就被一家好人收养了 She was adopted right out of the hospital by a great family.
我确保她很好 I made sure of it.
你认识她 You know her.
她才是我的家人 She's my family.
即使她不认识我 Even though she doesn't know me,
我一直在罩着她 I've looked out for her
罩她一辈子 for her entire life.
你到底是谁 Now who the hell are you?
莫尼克 Monique.
我的名字是莫尼克 My name is Monique.
1994年5月10日 有那么一天 May 10, 1994, I had a day.
我在生斯特凡的气 I was mad at Stefan for something.
甚至都不记得是因为什么生气 I don't even remember what it was,
用达蒙的一贯做法 我发泄出来了 and in typical Damon fashion, I acted out.
杀了人 People died.
杀了不少人 A lot of them,
不管你信不信 从那天起 and believe it or not, ever since that day,
我一直活在悔恨中 I've felt horribly guilty.
所以我一直认为这就是我的地狱 伊琳娜 So I thought that this was my hell, Elena...
但你知道谁没有放弃吗 But you know who didn't?
邦妮 Bonnie.
她对我们两个都充满了希望 She had hope for both of us.
她是我能活下来的原因 She's the reason I survived,
是我逃出来的原因 the reason I made it out.
谁知道呢 你和某人共处了一段时间 Who knew? Turns out you spend time with someone
不但没杀了她 反倒和她成了朋友 and don't kill them, you actually become friends.
我是为了邦妮才这样做的 并不是为了你 I'm doing this for Bonnie, Elena, not for you.
就是这样 And that's it.
达蒙和邦妮 Damon and Bonnie.
谁能想到呢 Who would have thought?
呸 别把事情弄得更奇怪了 Pfft. Don't make this any weirder than it needs to be.
如果她没迷路的话 She's probably passing Whitmore right now.
她现在可能正穿过惠特默尔大学 If she's not lost.
她方向感很可怕 She has a terrible sense of direction.
你知道 我可以发誓这个原本是吱吱响的 You know, I could have sworn that this used to squeak.
它确实是的 It did.
我修好了它 I fixed it.
邦妮和我每天都来这儿 Bonnie and I came here every day.
这是最能让想起你的事情了 It as the closest thing I had to a picture of you,
我需要我能得到的每一个能让我想你的事物 and I needed every reminder I could get.
这很有趣 It's funny.
对于这间房子 我曾经有很多美好的回忆 I used to have so many good memories of this house,
但是就因为一件坏事 我就把它烧了 and after just one bad one, I burned it down.
我连再看它一眼都受不了 I just couldn't bear to look at it again.
我不敢相信它就这么没了 I just can't believe it's gone.
你想进去吗 You want to go inside?
嗯 好啊 我想进去 Yeah. Yeah, I do.
我很抱歉我催眠忘了那些记忆 I'm sorry I compelled away the memories.
它们只有一半属于我 They were only half mine.
我们可以创造新的记忆 We'll make new ones.
你感觉到了吗 Do you feel that?
噢 不 Oh, no.
不 不 我们还不应该回这儿啊 No. No. We shouldn't be back yet.
D达蒙 我们还有一个小时啊 Damon, we have another hour.
你干了什么 What did you do?
凯在这儿 在他夺走她更多的魔法之前 Kai is here. We have to get back to Mystic Falls
我们得赶回神秘瀑布镇 before he takes any more of her magic.
不 先送我回去 No. Send me back first.
我不能这么做 I can't.
邦妮正在路上 Bonnie was on her way.
送我回去 Send me back!
啊 Unh!
埃琳娜 你越界了 Elena, you're over the border.
我很抱歉 埃琳娜 I'm sorry, Elena.
不 不 No. No.
我在寄宿夏令营 I met Sarah at sleep-away camp,
或者就像之前收养的家庭喜欢说的 or as my foster family liked to call it,
滚出我的房子夏令营里遇见了萨拉 get the hell out of my house camp.
萨拉有着精彩的生活 Sarah had a great life.
我 就没那么好了 Me? Not so much.
所以当我发现她并不想 So when I found out that she had no desire
找回她真正的家庭的时候 to find her real family--
你打算帮她找到他们 You decided to find them for her.
再也没有比我做的事情更坏的了 Couldn't be any worse than what I had.
嗯 我的哥哥在她怀孕的时候 Well, considering the fact that my brother killed her mom
杀了她的妈妈 我都不知道你们谁更坏了 while she was pregnant, I don't know about that.
我让他相信那个婴儿已经死了 I let him believe that the baby died.
我想要保护她 I wanted to protect her.
尽管我哥哥和以前不一样了 Even though my brother's not the same person he was before,
但是他不知道的话才更安全 it's safer if he doesn't know.
我知道这可能有点不太可能 I know that may be a little bit extreme,
但是我还是希望无论发生了什么 她都有个正常的生活 but I want her to have a normal life no matter what.
看吧 麻烦就在你身边 See, the problem is with you around,
现在有条线索 there's a thread now,
除了我之外 还有人知道她 someone who knows her other than me.
我不会伤害你 I'm not gonna hurt you.
我只是想要你拿掉你的马鞭草 I just need you to take off your Vervain.
你从来也没有见过或听说萨拉萨瓦托尔 You've never met or heard of Sarah Salvatore.
忘记发生在这儿的每件事 Forget everything that happened here,
离开弗吉尼亚 再也不要回来 leave Virginia, and never come back.
嘿 Hey!
你还好吗 You ok?
你是谁 Who are you?
你催眠了她 为什么 You compelled her? Why?
她不是我的家人 她是个大骗子 She's not my family, she's a con artist,
我只是想摆脱她 and I'm just trying to get rid of her.
离开这儿 Get out of here.
啊 他妈的怎么了 Aah! What the hell?
别叫唤 宝贝 也别动 No screaming, luv, and don't move.
恩佐 你在干嘛 Enzo, what are you doing?
我想听听整个故事 I want the whole story,
一个没有花言巧语添油加醋的故事 the one not obscured by the dulcet tones of a blender.
我说了她是个骗子 I told you she's a con artist.
根本就没有萨拉萨瓦托尔 There is no Sarah Salvatore.
当达蒙杀了她的母亲的时候 那个婴儿死了 That baby died when Damon killed her mom.
那你为什么还要听20分钟胡言乱语 Then why listen to this one blather on for 20 minutes,
为什么要悄悄地让她离开 嗯 why whisk her away to speak privately, hmm?
为什么清除了她的记忆 斯特凡 Why wipe her memory, Stefan?
她知道一些事情 She knows something.
拜托 别这样 就让她走吧 Come on. Don't do this. Just let her go.
看见了吗 他有事瞒着我们 See? He's digging in.
我总能发现别人在说谎 Can always spot a liar.
要不要来个倒计时 How about a countdown?
这对每个人都公平 对吗 That's fair for everyone, right?
5秒 5 seconds.
4 3 4...3...
恩佐 让她离开 否则我发誓 Enzo, let her go, or I swear--
你会怎么样 You'll what?
我会杀了你 I will kill you.
你会吗 因为斯特凡的5秒已经用完了 Will you? Because Stefan's 5 seconds are up.
不 No!
别犯蠢 别犯蠢 Don't be stupid. Don't be stupid.
想想吧 这些都能被避免 Just think. All of this could have been avoided
只要你告诉我真相就行 if you'd have just told the truth.
没关系 我迟早会找出真相的 No matter. I'll find out sooner or later.
邦妮就要到那间房子了 Bonnie's gonna get to the house,
但是我们不在 and we will be gone.
直到下次彗星出现或者是满月或日蚀出现 Until the next comet or full moon or eclipse.
只要这些情况出现了 我们就能回去 As long as we have that, we can go back
无论多少次都行 直到我们把她找回来了 as many times as we need until we get her back.
等等 你们在讨论邦妮贝内特吗 Wait. Are you guys talking about Bonnie Bennett?
因为老实说 我认为她可不太好 Because honestly, I didn't think she was all that great.
不 No!
我会好好收拾你一顿的 I am gonna enjoy the hell out of this.
噢 嘿 我也是的 Oh, hey. Me, too.
噢 嗯 达蒙 我 哦 当我试图杀了丽芙的时候 Oh, yeah. Damon, I, uh, I stole some of Liv's magic
我偷了一些她的魔法 when I tried to kill her.
我想它们还有一些留在我的身体里面 Think some of it might still be in my system,
所以请原谅我 so pardon me.
啊 Unh!
啊啊啊 Uh-uh-uh.
这里还有一个 You missed one.
【咒语】 Phesmatos incendia.
啊 Aah!
不 No!
啊 Aah!
啊 Unh!
噢 上帝 Oh, God.
你还好吗 You ok?
哈 Huh.
我猜这就是那个 嗯 I guess this is that, uh,
反魔法结界 antimagic border,
神秘瀑布镇进来了个疯子了 which means now there's a psycho loose in Mystic Falls
没有吸血鬼能够阻止他了 and no vampires around to stop him.
啊哈 Whoops.
嗯 我很抱歉恩佐杀了她 他是 Look. I'm sorry that Enzo killed her. He's--
禽兽 嗯 我知道 A monster. Yeah, I know,
但是你本可以阻止他的 而你没有这么做 but you could have stopped him, and you didn't.
什么 你认为我能够很坦然地 What, you think that was easy for me,
看着一个无辜的姑娘死去吗 watching an innocent girl die?
我可不清楚 I don't know actually.
你不是那种会为他人着想的人 You're not exactly the sharing type.
马特 我保证我做的每件事情 Matt, I promise you that everything I do
都是经过深思熟虑 I have thought out over and over,
确保它们是对的我才去做的 making sure it's the right thing to do.
所以我们就能这样相信你全知吗 So we're just supposed to trust that you know best?
不 你应该你相信我和恩佐根本不是一类人 No. You're supposed to trust that I'm nothing like Enzo.
问题是你就是的 因为不论 The problem is you are because no matter
吸血鬼多么亲近人类 how close vampires get to humans,
我们的生命总是没那么重要 our lives will always mean less,
当迫不得已的时候 我们就会有相反的观点 so when push comes to shove, we'll be on opposite sides,
这就是特里普明白而我没明白的道理 which is what Tripp knew and I didn't.
杰里米 Jeremy?
让我来猜猜 她没和你一起 Let me guess. She's not with you?
她当时正在路上 但是 She was on her way, but--
但是在最后关头 有些事情出了问题 but at the last minute, something went wrong,
就没能成功 and it didn't work.
我打赌达蒙还很好 是吧 I bet Damon's fine, isn't he?
别这样 Don't do that.
为什么不行 Why not?
因为我认为把你的愤怒发泄在别的 Because I think channeling your rage
方面更好 might be a better option.
你想在当一次猎人吗 How do you feel about being a hunter again?
为什么 Why?
因为我想要你帮我杀了恩佐 Because I want you to help me kill Enzo.
所以乔载着我穿过了界限 So Jo drove me across the border.
我告诉她她疯了 I told her she was crazy,
你从来没有催眠我 that you'd never compel me.
听着 里克 Look, Ric.
我们得把邦妮救回来 We had to get Bonnie back.
没人说不救邦妮 Getting Bonnie back was never off the table.
现当我们已经保证了不要放走她哥哥 What was off the table was compelling me to
你却还催眠我从我女朋友那儿偷东西 steal from my girlfriend when we had promised her
我们不会放他出来的 we'd keep her brother locked way.
-嗯 我知道 他在哪儿 -Kai吗 - Yeah, I know. Where is he--Kai?
他出来了 但是这不是我们的错 He's out, but it's not our fa--
我在房子那给帮你留了张便条 I left Bonnie a note at the house.
我告诉她我们会在你的前院 I told her we would be on your front porch.
她现在可能已经在那儿了 She'd probably be there now
还剩下大概半个小时吧 with about a half an hour to spare.
她一次又一次的为我们 She sacrificed everything for us
牺牲一切 我们应该在那里 over and over again, and then we were
等着她的 supposed to be there for her.
她又要一个人了 She's all alone.
我觉得杜松子酒可不好喝 I think gin gets a bad rap.
我不想杀了你 I'd rather not kill you,
但是我会的 but I will.
你他妈想要什么 What the hell do you want?
这听起来很疯狂 This is gonna sound crazy,
但是我想救丽芙的命 but I'm want to save Liv's life.
感觉像是和恶魔做交易吗 Feel like making a deal with the devil?