嘿 你父母那事怎么样了? Hey, how are things going with your parents?
不好 他们雇了离婚律师 Not great. They hired divorce attorneys.
要知道 说起律师 You know, speaking of attorneys,
如果我要请律师 if I ever needed a lawyer,
绝不会请个女浩克 I would not hire She-Hulk.
知道吗? 你这话就差一点没离题 You know what? That was almost on topic.
我得说 "干得好 Sheldon" I'm gonna say, "Good job, Sheldon."
等等 女浩克是个律师? Wait, She-Hulk's a lawyer?
对 她在纽约的一家律师事务所工作 Yeah, she works at a law firm in New York.
没错 但她是里头唯一的怪物 Yes, but she's the only monster at the firm.
我偷偷告诉你们 Between you, me and the wall,
我觉得事务所是响应平权法案才雇她的 I think she's an Affirmative Action hire.
反正我爸爸要来 Anyway, Dad's gonna be here in town,
所以今年我没法做圣诞晚餐了 so I won't be able to do Christmas dinner this year.
如果你没法做圣诞晚餐 If you're not up to hosting Christmas dinner,
我很愿意接手 I'm happy to do it.
你可以把你爸爸带来 You can even bring your father.
那很不错 That would be nice.
我一直很想办一个 I've always wanted to do
传统维多利亚式的圣诞晚会 a traditional Victorian Christmas.
玩室内游戏 享受烤鹅和无花果布丁... Parlor games, goose and figgy pudding...
恶心! Ugh!
英式布丁 English pudding.
你... 心心念念想吃布丁 Y... You get yourself all excited for pudding,
结果一看是个葡萄干蛋糕 and here comes a cake with raisins in it.
我不去 I'm not going.
你必须去 You're going.
你干嘛恨我? Why do you hate me?
我不恨你 I don't hate you.
我爱你 I love you.
你说这是爱 Well, you call it love,
但其实里面还是一堆葡萄干 but it has a lot of raisins in it.
Amy 要想让这些家伙喜欢主题晚餐 Amy, good luck getting these guys excited
我得祝你好运了 about a dinner with a theme.
当年没人理我的汤姆·汉克斯(感恩)节 我就放弃了 I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks-giving.
汉克斯与感恩发音相似
我觉得维多利亚式的圣诞很不错 I think a Victorian Christmas sounds nice.
- 我同意 - 挺好的 - I agree. - Why not?
我也觉得不错 Me, too.
你们太坏了! You guys suck!
* 宇宙一度又烫又稠密 * * Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state *
* 140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧! * * Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! *
* 地球开始降温 * * The Earth began to cool *
* 自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具 * * The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools *
* 我们建长城 我们建金字塔 * * We built the Wall We built the pyramids *
* 数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘 * * Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery *
* 一切由大爆炸开始 * * That all started with a big bang *
生活大爆炸 第八季第11集
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协调: 影子 校对: UU2222222了
翻译: 影子 Hunter鱼 Astral 猫呗
你知道在超净间工作最棒的是什么吗? You know the best part of working in the clean room?
没有过敏原 No allergies.
看我的 Check it out.
一下... 一下吸太多氧气了 Oh, that... that... that's a lot of oxygen.
我们得出发去Amy家了 We should get going to Amy's.
你能相信曾几何时 Can you believe there was a time
我们还需要一整排 when we would have needed an array
巨型切伦科夫望远镜来探测宇宙微粒吗? of giant Cherenkov telescopes to detect cosmic particles?
瞧瞧现在 我们在组装自己的多线制探测器 And here we are building our own multi-wire detector
就跟牛人一样 like a couple of badasses.
我知道 如果我们还是单身 I know. If we were still single,
就会迷失在万花丛中 we'd be tripping over all that booty.
妹子的确喜欢穿得像垃圾袋一样的男人 Ladies do love a man dressed like a kitchen garbage bag.
不 Oh, no.
怎么会有一只鸽子飞进来? How the hell did a pigeon get in here?
- 你关了装载门吧? - 不是你关了吗 - You shut the loading doors, right? - I thought you did.
这简直是灾难啊你懂吗?! Do you know what a disaster this is?!
你指的是 这房间不应该有任何灰尘 You mean 'cause this room isn't supposed to have dust in it,
结果飞进来了一只造粪机器这事?! and we just let in a flying crap machine?!
我们该怎么办? 得给谁打电话? What do we do? Should we call someone?
然后告诉他们我们糟蹋了所有的器材? And tell them that we compromised all the equipment?
趁着没人知道 我们把它赶出去 Let's just get it out of here before anyone knows.
好 怎么抓它? Okay, how do we catch it?
如果我们关掉所有的灯 Well, what if we turn off all the lights
独留一盏 它就会飞过来 except for one, and it'll come to it.
它又不是蛾子! It's not a moth!
别冲我大吼 Don't yell at me.
如果你大吼大叫的 我是不可能 You're not gonna get any good ideas out of me
想出好主意的 if you're yelling.
好吧 如果我保持冷静 Okay, so if I remain calm,
你就会再多想几个类似"关灯"的主意?! I'll get more gems like, "Turn off the lights"?!
太好了 我们内讧了 Great, we're turning on each other.
那鸟就是想让我们内讧! That's just what the bird wants us to do!
Koothrappali博士 飞了很久吧? So, Dr. Koothrappali, long flight?
- 二十个小时 - 真辛苦 - 20 hours. - Oh, that's rough.
一点都不辛苦 你知道横跨大陆飞行 Not at all. Did you know that when you fly transcontinental
老婆不在身边 就不用祈祷飞机坠毁的吧? without your wife, you don't pray for the plane to crash?
你能不能说点别的事情? Can you please talk about anything else?
抱歉 Forgive me.
你和Leonard怎么样? How are you and Leonard?
很好 一切都很顺利 Oh, great. Everything's good.
- 我看你都订婚了 - 没错 - I see you got engaged. - Yes, we did.
我来给你讲个故事 Let me tell you a story.
老爸! Dad!
抱歉 Sorry.
你们肯定不会慢慢讨厌对方的 I'm sure you won't grow to hate each other.
嘿 Leonard 怎么了? Hey, Leonard. What's up?
什么? 怎么会出这种事? What? How did that happen?
好 好 Yeah, okay.
我尽快赶过去 I'll be there as soon as I can.
抱歉 我得跑大学一趟 Sorry. I have to run to the university.
出什么事了? What's going on?
我们的实验出问题了 There's been a problem with our experiment.
一只鸟飞进超净间了 A bird got into the clean room.
- 要我一起去吗? - 呃 不了 - You want me to come? - Uh, no.
您大老远飞来 先待在这里放松一下吧 You had a long flight. You stay here and relax.
"放松一下" 你说得倒轻巧 "Relax." Easy for you to say.
你妈扫的可不是你的银行账号 Your mother isn't cleaning out your bank account.
40年了 那女人从没清扫过任何东西 40 years, the woman never cleaned a thing.
你就把他留在这儿了? You're just gonna leave him here?
- "放松一下" 他说 - 对 拜拜 - "Relax," he says. - Yup. Bye.
# 圣诞老人来啦 圣诞老人来啦 # # Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus #
# 沿着圣诞大道来 # # Right down Santa Claus Lane #
# 维克森和布利岑 和其他的驯鹿 # # Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer #
# 拉动着缰绳... # # Pulling on the reins... #
好了 我很感谢你送我... Yeah, I appreciate the ride...
# 铃儿们在响 孩子们在唱 # # Bells are ringing, children singing #
# 心情多愉快 # # All is merry and bright #
# 快挂上你的袜子 说出你的祷词 # # So hang your stockings and say your prayers #
# 圣诞老人今晚就来... # # 'Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight... #
怎么关了? Why'd you turn it off?
因为刚才的十分钟里 圣诞老人来了 Because in the last ten minutes, Santa came to town,
以下都是著名圣诞歌曲名
吻了老妈 然后驾着驯鹿撞翻了奶奶 kissed Mommy and ran Grandma over with a reindeer.
我有个喝醉的舅舅 也都干过这些 I had a drunk uncle who did all those things.
却没人给他唱首歌 Nobody sings songs about him.
那这样吧 你把圣诞老人想象成一位超级英雄 Maybe you'd like it more if you thought of Santa as a superhero
能力就是给儿童带来欢乐 and his power is bringing joy to children.
这一点我舅舅也被控诉了 My uncle was accused of that, too.
结果发现这在俄克拉荷马州是合法的 It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma.
好吧 换个话题 Okay, new subject.
我们来聊聊礼物吧 Let's talk about presents.
你给Amy买了什么呀? What did you get Amy?
哦 我们不会互换礼物的 Oh, we're not exchanging gifts.
行了 Sheldon 你总得给她买点什么 Come on, Sheldon, you have to get her something.
为什么啊? Why should I?
她知道我不喜欢圣诞节 She knows that I don't like Christmas,
但每年都还强迫我过圣诞节 and yet, every year, she forces me to celebrate it.
我不光要违背意愿参加傻气的晚餐 Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will.
在圣诞树那块儿 还有棵槲寄生 At the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe,
她竟然在树下公开吻我 and she kissed me under it in public.
(注: 槲寄生下接吻是圣诞传统)
弄得我们像是蒂花纳性表演里的明星似的 Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show.
她只是为节日感到兴奋嘛 She's just excited about the holidays.
是的 而且她毫不考虑我的感受 Yes, and she's not taking my feelings into account at all.
也许我该教训教训她了 Maybe it's time I teach her a lesson.
怎么教训? How?
一定得是罪大恶极的 Hmm. It'd have to be something heinous,
要让她感受到和我一样的痛苦 something that makes her as miserable as she's making me.
哦 我想到了 Oh, I've got it.
有戏看了 This is good.
什么? What?
我要给她买个礼物 I'm going to buy her a present.
这个 我得需要一点解释了 Yeah, you're gonna have to walk me through that.
人们送礼时 是有暗示的社交约定的 With gift-giving, there's an implied social contract.
如果我今晚 If I show up
给她带去了礼物 但她拿不出一个给我 tonight with a present, and she doesn't have one for me,
她会感觉很难堪的 she'll feel terrible.
这样你俩就都难受了? Then you're both sad?
是的 Yes.
说不定她会觉得如此内疚 Maybe she'll feel so guilty,
从此就不再和我过圣诞节了 she'll never make me celebrate the holidays again.
所以你的邪恶计划就是给你女友买个礼物喽? So your evil plot here is to buy your girlfriend a present?
正确 That's right.
所以对我好点 不然小心我也会给你买一个 So stay on my good side, or I'll get you a little something, too.
好了 计划是这样 Okay, here's the plan.
我把吃的放进袋子里 I'm gonna put the food in the bag,
当他飞到袋子里吃的时候 就扎上袋子 and when he lands in the bag to eat it, we close it up.
牛肉棒? A Slim Jim?
我能找到的就这 能成的 It's all I could find. It'll work.
当然了 Sure.
如果鸽子都是喝醉的或是卡车司机 If the pigeon's stoned or a trucker.
好吧 那你想怎样? Okay, well, what's your plan?
我说过我的计划了 I told you my plan.
把管理处叫过来帮忙 Let's call Building Services and get help.
然后承认我们污染了超净间? And admit that we contaminated the clean room?
不 是承认你污染了超净间 No, admit that you contaminated the clean room.
为啥你总说是我弄的? Why do you keep assuming it was me?
因为你总是做出这种事 Because you do this kind of thing all the time,
然后总是想掩盖 and then you try to cover it up.
哪儿有过啊? Like when?
你把火星车开翻车 What about when you flipped the Mars Rover,
弄丢了Koothrappali的狗 or lost Koothrappali's dog,
还差点带着婴儿开跑了算不? or almost drove off with that baby?
我说过了 它跟我的车一个样 而且 Again, it looked like my car, and the baby didn't even cry
直到他妈拿钥匙打我了 那孩儿才开始哭 until his mother punched me with her keys.
好吧 把牛肉棒放进垃圾袋吧 Fine, put the Slim Jim in the garbage bag.
行了 你说话就不能 Well, what if you said it
不那么高高在上? without sounding so condescending?
我也想 但你的计划里面尽是些 I can try, but your plan has the words
"垃圾袋"和"牛肉棒"这种字眼! "garbage bag" and "Slim Jim" in it!
- 嘿 发生什么了? - 哦 - Hey, what's going on? - Oh.
天才先生正想着用垃圾袋 Genius here wants to catch a bird
和牛肉棒抓鸟呢 with a garbage bag and a Slim Jim.
应该先放进袋子的 Should have put it in the bag first.
那么 如果您不介意的话 So, if you don't mind me asking,
可以问一下您会再谈恋爱吗? do you think you might start dating again?
现在还为时太早 It's much too soon for that.
怎么? 你有合适的吗? Why? Do you know someone?
不是 但如果我和Leonard哪天合不来了 No, but if things don't work out with me and Leonard,
我会给您打电话的 I'll give you a call.
等等 您经常谈论星际迷航吗? Wait. How much do you talk about Star Trek?
好啦 我们开始维多利亚派对吧 Okay, let's get this Victorian party started.
我查到了一些 I've done some research
我们可以玩的客厅游戏 about some traditional parlor games we can play.
有哪些? Like what?
有一个很好玩的 叫做羊毛球 Well, there's a fun one called Ball of Wool.
拿一个毛线球 You take a ball of wool,
把它放在桌子的正中央 and you put it right in the center of the table.
然后人们会 Then people sit
对面对地坐在桌子边 on opposite sides of the table
努力地把毛线球吹走 and try to blow the wool off.
对不起 她也有主了 Sorry. She's taken, too.
你知道我觉得你有什么毛病吗? You know what I think your problem is?
你嫉妒了 You're jealous
因为在Koothrappali来之前 because you and I used to be
我和你是最好的朋友 best friends until Koothrappali came along.
你不就是找到了一个可以让你随意摆布的人吗? And you found somebody you could push around?
- 嘿! - 这个你别管 - Hey! - Stay out of this.
好吧 Okay.
你知道吗 也许我和Raj关系那么好 You know, maybe I'm best friends with Raj
是因为他不觉得他比我更聪明 because he doesn't think he's smarter than me.
- 其实... - 我说了让你别管! - Actually... - I said, stay out of it!
别... Raj 说吧 你刚刚想说什么现在说吧 N... No. No, Raj, go ahead, say what you were gonna say.
我只是想说 All I'm gonna say is
你们两个别吵了 you guys need to stop this right now.
我... 我父母在吵架已经够不好的了 It... It's bad enough that my parents are fighting,
现在我还得听你们两个人吵架吗? now I have to hear the two of you?
谁在乎谁更聪明? And who cares who's smarter?
是Leonard 是我 还是... If it's Leonard or me or...
今天是圣诞节 我们把Howard也算上吧 you know, it's Christmas, let's say it's Howard.
好啊 如果你那么聪明的话 你来把那只鸟搞出去 Well, if you're so smart, you get the bird out.
不行 是你把它放进来的 No, you're the one who let him in.
你怎么知道不是Leonard? How do you know it wasn't Leonard?
这太明显了 Come on.
那件毛衣怎么样? What about that sweater?
不行 它不够好 No, it's not good enough.
这个礼物一定要是完美的 It has to be perfect.
Howie给我送过的最好的礼物 I think the nicest gifts I've got from Howie
体现了他有多么了解我 show how well he knows me.
嗯 Hmm.
让我想想 我了解Amy什么? Let's see, what do I know about Amy?
她喜欢中世纪文学 最爱的诗人是乔叟 She loves medieval literature; Chaucer's her favorite.
她看法国老电影的时候会双眼放光 And her eyes sparkle when she watches old French movies.
我喜欢她在听竖琴曲的时候食指舞动的样子 I enjoy how harp music causes her fingers to dance
就好像她在跟着旋律一起弹 as if she's playing along.
哇 你真的很爱她啊 Wow, you really do love her.
是的 I do.
现在 让我们找找有什么礼物 Now, let's find the kind of gift
可以让她感觉自己又渺小又卑微 that makes her feel small and worthless.
你赢了! You won!
完全没有赢的感觉 对吧? Certainly doesn't feel like it, does it?
我的老婆以前 You know, my wife used to throw
经常举办这种主题派对 theme parties like this all the time.
我终于知道Raj那一套是从哪里学来的了 Oh, I guess that's where Raj gets it from.
他小的时候 Well, he and his mother spent a lot of time together
他和她妈妈经常在一起 when he was young.
我总是在工作 I was always working.
嘿 你知道吗 Raj正在 Hey, you know, Raj is dating
和一个工作狂医生约会 a doctor who works a lot.
他和他妈妈都喜欢同一个类型的 Him and his mom have a type.
你... 你... 这很好笑 不是吗? You g... Y... You got to laugh at that, right?
不好笑吗? 好吧 No? All right.
好吧 让我理一理 All right, let me see if I've got this straight.
因为你的女朋友让你庆祝圣诞节 A picture of you on my lap
所以你想要用一张 is a way to punish your girlfriend
你坐在我腿上的照片来惩罚她? for making you celebrate Christmas?
是的 Correct.
我觉得让她和你约会已经够惩罚她了 Santa thinks dating you may be punishment enough.
您说的很有道理 There's an argument for that.
但我想确保能惩罚到她 But I want to make sure.
笑一个 Smile.
吼 吼 吼! Ho, ho, ho!
好吧 数到三 Okay. On the count of three,
我会用灭火器射他 让他飞起来 I'll shoot the fire extinguisher and get him airborne.
Howard 你挥动那个毯子 把他赶到出口 Howard, you wave the blanket and guide him towards the exit.
Raj 你把着帘子 让它飞出去 Raj, you hold open the curtain so he can fly out.
你确定我这种笨蛋有能力 Are you sure a dummy like me can handle something
使用这么复杂的毯子吗? as complicated as a blanket?
你要拿灭火器吗? Do you want the fire extinguisher?
是的 太棒了 Yeah, I do. Great.
给你 Here you go.
好吧 Okay.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
呃 你得把那根针拔出来 Uh, you have to take the pin out.
你现在想要拿毯子了 对吧? You miss the blanket now, don't you?
数到三 On three.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
你做了什么? What did you do?
刚刚那是意外 It was an accident.
哦天啊 天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
放松 这不是你的错 Relax, it wasn't your fault.
可能它只是受惊吓了 Uh, maybe it's just stunned.
大哥 它... 它停止呼吸了 Dude, i... it's not breathing.
哦 不 我把它杀了 Oh, no. I killed it.
哦 不会吧 又这样 Oh, not again.
又这样是什么意思? What do you mean, not again?
我十岁的时候 When I was ten,
我在我们家后院玩耍... I was playing in my backyard and...
坐在了一只冠蓝鸦身上 sat on a blue jay.
我试图电击救活它 I mean, I tried to bring it back to life
但是它... with electricity, but it just...
着火了 caught on fire.
最糟的是它闻上去还很香 The worst part was it smelled delicious.
呃 我找到了一篇文章 Uh, guys, I found an article here
它说你可以给鸟类做心肺复苏 that says you can do CPR on birds.
太棒了! 就这么做! Great! Do it!
我才不干呢 你杀了他 你来 I'm not doing it. You killed him, you do it.
- 我来 - 不行 - I'll do it. - No.
我来做 I need to do it.
这都怪我 This is on me.
好了 Okay.
"嘴对着喙呼气 轻轻按压胸腔" "Mouth over beak and light chest compressions."
别太用力呼 Don't blow too hard.
你要是把它吹炸了 我会吐的 If you pop him, I will vomit.
怎么样了? Anything?
我吃到好多牛肉棒 I am tasting a lot of Slim Jim.
等等 等等 它的翅膀动了! Wait, wait, his wing moved!
它眨眼睛了! 它还活着! Oh, he blinked his eyes! He's alive!
真是圣诞奇迹啊! It's a Christmas miracle!
我觉得是光明节奇迹 但是我就不和你争了 I might argue a Hanukkah miracle, but I'll take it.
光明节:一个犹太教节日
来吧 小家伙 带你出去 把帘子掀起来 Come on, little guy, let's get you outside. Get the curtain.
某人真该去把那装载门关起来了 Someone should really close that loading door.
好吧 就这样吧 Well, that's that.
房间已经被污染了 The room's compromised.
他们要把所有过滤器都换了 They'll have to change all the filters,
也许还要把房间关个几周 probably shut it down for weeks.
你说得对 去吧 去找大楼管理处 You were right. Go ahead, call Building Services.
- 告诉他们这都是我的错 - 不 我们俩都有责任 - Tell them it was my fault. - No, we're both to blame.
这次后果就让我来承担吧 You know, let me take the heat on this one.
别算上我就行 Yeah, just leave me out of it.
假如他们来了发现到处都是排泄物 You know if they come here and see crap everywhere,
他们只会去怪印度人的 they're just gonna blame the Indian guy.
嘿 对不起 我们还在实验室 Hey. I'm sorry, we're still here.
没事吧? Is everything okay?
就是有点无聊 It's kind of boring.
尽管气氛热烈了一小会 Although it did get exciting for a minute
当时Amy吸进了一个毛线球 when Amy inhaled a wool ball.
你估计你们还要多久? How much longer do you think you'll be?
我不知道 I don't know.
还是有只鸟待在这 There's still a bird in here.
我们惹了一大堆麻烦 We are gonna get in a ton of trouble.
亲爱的 今天是平安夜 有谁会知道你们在那? Honey, it's Christmas Eve. Who even knows you're in there?
不 我们在签到表上签名了 No, our names are on the sign-in sheet.
擦掉走人好了 So erase them and walk out.
不能那么做 I can't do that.
不能做什么? Can't do what?
她说把我们在签到表上 She says take our names
签的名字擦掉 然后走人 off the sign-in sheet and leave.
- 我们可不能那么做 - 就是 - We can't do that. - Yeah.
# 叮叮当 叮叮当 铃儿响叮当 # # Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way #
# 我们滑雪多快乐 # # Oh, what fun it is to ride #
# 我们飞奔向前方 嘿 # # In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! #
嗯 Amy Mmm. Amy,
那个布丁太美味了 that pudding was delicious.
除非你喜欢葡萄干 If you like raisins.
谢谢夸奖 那是无花果干 Thank you. And it's figs.
哦 Oh.
哦 这么说的话 那布丁还是挺不错的 Oh, in that case, it was pretty good.
你感觉怎么样? 你都没动你的鹅肉 You feeling okay? You hardly touched your goose.
和那只冠蓝鸦闻起来一个味儿 It smelled too much like blue jay.
要我帮你收桌子吗? Can I help you clean up?
哦 你帮我急救把毛球弄出来了 你已经帮大忙了 Oh, you Heimliched a ball of wool out of me; you're good.
你们说我们交换礼物怎么样 Uh, what do you say we exchange gifts?
Sheldon 我们没带礼物 Oh, Sheldon, we didn't bring any.
我们以为你讨厌送礼物呢 I thought you hate giving gifts.
是啊 我讨厌 Yeah, I do.
所以我给Amy买了这个 Which is why I got Amy this.
你给我买了东西? You got me something?
噢 这可不仅仅是东西 Oh, not just something, no.
这是我精心挑选 符合圣诞主题的礼物 It's from the heart, it's holiday-themed,
而且我把礼物小票给吃了 你没法退回去 and I swallowed the gift receipt so you cannot return it.
瞧你坐在圣诞老人腿上 Look at you on Santa's lap.
真是太萌了 That's so sweet.
当然萌 这是最完美的礼物 Of course it is. It's the perfect gift.
你现在觉得怎么样? H-How are you feeling right now?
内疚? 伤心? Guilty? Sad?
恨不得变成犹太人? Wishing you were Jewish?
不 我超爱它 No, I love it.
哦 是吗? Oh, really?
那这样呢? Well, how about now?
祝我亲爱的Amy节日快乐 Happy holidays to my dear Amy.
希望你能好好珍视这个礼物 I hope you treasure this
就像我珍视你那样 as much as I treasure you.
但是你什么都没给我 And you got me nothing.
圣诞节被毁了 Christmas is ruined.
咱们再也别提圣诞了 Let's never speak of it again.
真是有趣 Well, this was fun.
实际上 Actually,
我给你准备了礼物 I did get you something.
咱们不是达成协议了吗? But what about our agreement?
但是你给我买礼物了呀 拿着 Well, you got me something. Here.
曲奇? Cookies?
这是你奶奶的圣诞曲奇饼 They're your Meemaw's Christmas cookies.
我打电话给她要到菜谱 I called and got the recipe.
做的好好吃 They're perfect.
就像我在她的怀抱里一样 It tastes like her hugs.
圣诞快乐 Sheldon Merry Christmas, Sheldon.
我真是难以置信 I can't believe this.
你很开心 我也很开心 You're happy, I'm happy.
也许节日是给予之日 并没有那么... Well, maybe a holiday that's all about giving isn't so...
别碰我的饼干盒! Get your hand out of that box!
好了 Okay.
下一个游戏叫做热豆子 The next game is called Hot Boiled Beans.
真是好期待呢 Of course it is.
一个人在房间外 One person is sent out of the room
同时其他人都藏好一个小物品 while the others hide a small item.
然后他们邀请 Then they invite
第一个人回来 这么说 the first person back by saying,
"晚饭吃热豆子和培根 "Hot boiled beans and bacon for supper,
快点来要不菜都凉了" hurry up before it gets cold."
要是你们觉得这次比我的汤姆汉克斯感恩节要好 If you people think this is better than Tom Hanks-giving,
那就是你们疯了 you're all crazy.