大家好 我是Sheldon Cooper博士 Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
欢迎观看Sheldon Cooper出品的"趣说旗帜" And welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags,
旗帜之大结局 the Final Episode Flagtacular.
我知道她要放炮 但还是挺吓人的 I knew it was coming. Still scary.
我知道你们肯定在想 "最后一集?" Now, I'm sure you're thinking, "The final episode?
"那谁来将我们从对旗帜的无知中解救出来呢" Who will stand between us and flag ignorance""
我还真是这么想的 I know I was thinking that.
这节目到底是讲旗帜还是读心术啊? Is this a show on flags or mind reading?
但是 我真的无法在我的全职工作 But the truth is I can no longer balance a full-time career,
一个热播网络节目和一个女朋友之间找到平衡点 a popular Internet show, and a girlfriend.
他真的有女朋友 你们这群留言板上的坏蛋 And he really does have one, you jerks on the comment board.
俗话说得好 天下没有不散的筵席 So as they say, all good things must come to an end.
在仅播出了232集之后 After only 232 episodes
233集 如果算上某人忘记按录像的一集 233 if we include the one somebody forgot to press record on.
你说了不提这事的 You said you weren't gonna bring that up.
你还说了你按了呢 And you said you pressed record.
总之 各位请往后靠 放轻松 Anyway, please sit back, relax,
和我们一起 欣赏这最后一"圈"节目 and join us as we take our final lap...
这挥舞的赛车旗帜就象征着赛车的最后一圈 ...as indicated by the waving of this racing flag.
当然 白旗也意味着投降 And, of course, white flags can also represent surrender,
刚铎宰相 或者日本源氏 the Stewards of Gondor, and the Japanese Minamoto clan,
但我相信大家都记得 62集已经提到过 but I'm sure you remember that, from episode sixty-two.
"白旗: 是谁在挥 为何在挥?" "White Flags: Who's Wavin' 'Em and Why?"
那集很棒 That was a good one.
那集超好 It was so good.
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait!
翻译：樱桃炸弹 violette 铁小铁 高珊PhDesprate Stacy 糖果果 不缝扣子
♪ The Earth began to cool
♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools
审校：冰之冷 小狮子 压制：代码小睿 顾问：老虎君
♪ We built the Wall We built the pyramids
♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery
♪ That all started with a big bang
♪ Bang!
第 八 季 第 10 集
我以为 清理一位过世教授的办公室只会很无聊 You know, I thought cleaning out a dead professor's office was gonna just be boring,
但我发现了他的假牙 but then I found his dentures
才意识到 还很恶心 and realized it's also gross.
难道Abbott教授的家人不想要这些东西吗? Doesn't Professor Abbott's family want any of this stuff?
我想他没有家人 I don't think he had a family.
-真可怜 -是啊 -That's rough. -I know.
你一辈子都在工作 You can spend your whole life working,
最终 剩下的只是一盒子的论文 and at the end all that's left are some papers in a box.
真让人深思 Makes you think.
算了 Oh, well.
喂喂 在扔掉之前我们应该都看一遍 Hey. Hey, we're supposed to look through all this stuff
万一有重要的东西呢 before we throw it away in case it's important.
我看了 都是过时或者错误的东西 I-I did. It's all outdated or disproved.
不一定哦 这支旧钢笔似乎证明了地心引力的存在 I don't know. This old pen kind of proves gravity.
把笔转过来 她的泳衣立马掉下来了 When I tilt it, her bathing suit falls right off.
我爸爸有过支类似的笔 Oh, my dad used to have a pen like that.
整个六年级我都和它约会呢 I dated it all through sixth grade.
我还是觉得这样直接扔了他的工作成果不大好 It still feels weird just throwing away his work like this.
别觉得不好 Don't feel bad.
有朝一日 你的工作成果也会被人扔掉的 Someday, someone will be throwing out your work, too.
那个人就是Shedlon 时间就是昨天 That someone was Sheldon, and the day was yesterday.
嘿 你们看这个 Hey, look at this.
"亲爱的Roger 这瓶酒留到你第一个重大发现时打开" "Dear Roger, to be opened upon your first great discovery.
"爱你的妈妈" Love, Mom."
哇 看这日期 Wow, look at the date.
他存了50年 却没机会打开 He saved this 50 years and never got to open it.
太遗憾了 That's intense.
可怜的Roger Abbott Poor Roger Abbott.
Roger Abbott听起来就跟Roger Rabbit一样 Roger Abbott sounds just like Roger Rabbit.
出自美国喜剧片 Who Framed Roger Rabbit 《谁陷害了兔子罗杰》
Roger Abbott Roger Rabbit 罗杰兔子 Roger Abbott, Roger Abbott, Roger Abbott.
天哪 Leonard 我知道他过世了 Oh, my God, Leonard, I know he's dead,
但你念念看 超有趣! but try it. It's fun!
Roger Abbott Roger Abbott Roger Abbott, Roger Abbott...
Penny! Penny!
我的年度最佳新手 Oh, my rookie of the year.
Dan 当初不想雇我的老板 Oh, Dan. My boss who didn't want to hire me
现在却变成了个小型的拥抱机 and now's a little hug machine.
瞧你 刚来 look at you. Brand-new
却已经是排名第三的销售代表了 and already the third best sales rep.
到这里来跟我一桌吧 Why don't you come over to my table.
我马上来 Bernadette正在停车 Yes. I'll be right there. Bernadette's just parking the car.
哦 很好 Oh, good.
Bernadette又可爱又甜美 Bernadette. Cute, sweet...
凶残的小Bernadette vicious little Bernadette.
别这样 她没有那么坏 Come on. She's not that bad.
哦 是吗? Oh, yeah?
公司野餐上她冲着我和我的孙子大吼 At the company picnic she yelled at me and my grandson
就因为输掉了两人三足的比赛 for losing the three-legged race.
我孙子现在还管她叫 "那个长着大胸的刻薄小孩" I mean, he still calls her "that mean kid with the big boobies."
我知道她有的时候有点太较真 但是 我发誓 I know she can be a little intense, but, I swear,
过了这个阶段 你就会发现她真的很温柔... she is so sweet once you get past all the...
嘿 你们在聊什么呢? Hey, what are you talking about?
哦 我们正在说 Oh. We were just talking
我们有多喜欢和你一起工作 对不对? about how much we love working with you. Isn't that right?
Dan? Dan?
多年来 在趣说旗帜里 Over the years here at Fun With Flags,
我们有机会学习 大笑 好奇 we've had an opportunity to learn, laugh, wonder...
还有 甚至流过一两回眼泪 And, yes, even shed a tear or two.
比如 当你花了2个小时做了国庆日特辑 Like when you do a two-hour Fourth of July spectacular
结果发现没录下来的时候 and it doesn't get recorded.
我到底要说多少遍对不起? How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
4000次如何 How about 4,000.
我用4000个多米诺骨牌拼成了美国国旗 每个骨牌都道歉 One for every domino I set up to make that American flag.
请欣赏今日关注 Please enjoy these highlights.
唉呀! 今天我们讲什么旗子? Crikey! What flag do we have today?
澳大利亚 老兄! Australia, mate!
现在是旗帜与否的快速问答环节 And now it's time for the speed round of Flag or Not a Flag.
旗子 旗子 Flag. Flag.
不是旗子 旗子 Not a flag. Flag.
我简直所向披靡! I am crushing this.
贝琪·罗斯女士 你在做什么? Say, Betsy Ross, what you working on?
据罗斯女士后人称 罗斯女士缝制了第一面美国国旗
我不知道 I have no idea.
因为我缝制了第一面美国国旗的故事 Because the story of me sewing the first American flag
是毫无根据的瞎说 is unsupported poppycock.
那么到底是谁缝的 嗯? Then who did sew it, hmm?
别问我 Don't ask me.
我只是个女裁缝 只是我的后人... I'm just a simple seamstress whose descendants are...
想挣不义之财! out to make a quick buck!
想下水吗 亲爱的? Fancy a dip, my dear?
想呀 I do.
等等 那个紫色旗子表示 Wait, that purple flag indicates
有害的海洋生物 比如水母 会在这里出现 that marine pests, such as jellyfish, are present.
哇 那旗子真是救命呀 Wow, that flag is a lifesaver.
不 No.
这个才是 This is.
别再盯着我的腿看了 Stop looking at my legs.
不是旗子 旗子 Not a flag. Flag.
旗子 不是旗子 Flag. Not a flag.
旗子 Flag.
我去 Crap.
当这种事情让我难过的时候 When stuff like this gets me down,
你知道我喜欢干什么吗? you know what I like to do?
像个八岁的小姑娘一样唱《哈库拉玛塔塔》? Sing "Hakuna Matata" like an eight-year-old girl?
《狮子王》插曲 意为无忧无虑
错了 自作聪明的人 Wrong, smarty-pants.
是《乐高大电影》里的《一切都好棒》 It's "Everything Is Awesome" from The Lego Movie.
看看这些笔记本 Look at these notebooks.
满页满页的都是数据 They're full of pages and pages of data.
很明显他花了好多年来记录 He clearly spent years on this.
噢 这只是一列列随机的数字 扔了吧 Mmm. Oh, it's just columns of random numbers. Toss it.
好吧 但如果这对他来说是个潜在的突破呢? Well, but what if this was a potential breakthrough for him?
要是... 要是这就是 What if... what if this is the thing
最后能让他打开那瓶香槟举杯欢庆的东西呢? that would've finally let him open that bottle of champagne?
也许他不知道拿什么配香槟呢 Maybe he didn't know what to pair champagne with.
草莓 鱼子酱 牡蛎 都是不错的选择 Strawberries, caviar, oysters. All good choices.
对呀 你这个表情就解释了 Yeah, that look right there
为什么大家去你的派对之前要先吃东西 is why people eat before they come to your parties.
这些数字肯定有特殊含义 This has to mean something.
好吧 我看不出有什么可识别的模式 Well, there's no discernible pattern that I can see,
不过用电脑运算一下这些数字看看应该不会太难 but it shouldn't be too hard to run the numbers and check.
好吧 也许我们可以用超级电脑来算 Well, maybe we can get some time on the supercomputer.
当然 我们可以变换物理和实验常数 Sure. We could try multiple regressions
试一下多重回归 with varying physical and experimental constants.
噢 我们可以试一下模式匹配算法 Oh, we could run a pattern-matching algorithm
用这个解决一下众所周知的未决物理难题 against well-known unsolved physics problems.
噢 这可能是个替代密码 Ooh, it might be a substitution cipher.
我们可以从基本的密码分析开始 We could start with basic cryptanalysis.
或者我们问问曾经跟他一个办公室的人 Or we could talk to this guy he used to share an office with.
我们去吧 Oh, let's do that.
因为你不懂密码分析 是吧? Because you don't know how to do cryptanalysis, do you?
我都不知道这说法对不对 I'm not even sure if it's the right word.
那么 So,
Dan 你有个孙子 他多大了? Dan, you have a grandson. How old is he?
-七岁 -是啊 Seven. Oh, yeah.
我记得他 野餐的时候 I remember him from the picnic.
他像个软蛋一样哭个不停 He was the one crying like a wuss the whole time.
我听说他被一个刻薄的孩子作弄了 I heard he was being picked on by a mean kid.
只是塑造性格嘛 Just builds character.
就像我爸说的 "除了他们的妈妈和民主党人 Like my dad said, "Nobody likes a crybaby
没人喜欢爱哭鬼" except their mommies and Democrats."
我要再来一杯 I need another drink.
他是怎么了? What's his problem?
我不知道 也许他不喜欢 I don't know. Maybe he didn't like the fact
你叫他孙子软蛋 that you called his grandson a wuss.
好吧 我以为不该说 "娘娘腔" 的 Well, I didn't think you were supposed to say "sissy" anymore.
好吧 我知道你是个很好的人 Okay, look, I know what a good person you are,
但有时大家会觉得你可能有点苛刻 but sometimes people think you might come off a little harsh.
啥? What?
我是我认识的人里最温柔亲切的 I'm, like, the sweetest person I know.
看着我 我就该躲在树上烤饼干呢 Look at me. I should be in a tree baking cookies.
是的 但偶尔 Yes, but once in a while,
大家会觉得你有点刻薄 people think you're a little mean.
是吗? Oh, yeah?
你是这些人之一吗? You one of those people?
确定肯定不是 No. No, no, no.
我觉得你该烤饼干 I-I think the cookie thing.
开拍 Action.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
我们今天的嘉宾是曾上过我们节目的粉丝最爱 Our guest today is a returning fan favorite.
他为你解读彩虹 He puts the reading in your rainbow,
解读彩虹是一个美国少儿电视节目 鼓励少儿阅读 LeVar Burton主持了二十余载
为Geordi冠姓La Forge the Geordi in your La Forge,
Geordi La Forge 星际迷航角色 由LaVar Burton扮演
为Kunta冠姓Kinte and the Kunta in your Kinte,
Kunta Kinta 短篇美剧《根》角色 由LaVar Burton扮演其年轻时期
有请LeVar Burton先生 Mr. LeVar Burton.
谢谢 Sheldon 记住咱俩的约定 Thank you, Sheldon. Now, remember our deal...
你来上节目 我就删掉你的联系方式 You do this, I delete your contact information.
还有呢 While...
你得亲眼看我删掉 While you watch me do it.
不错 很高兴又来参加节目 Great. Happy to be back.
既然你来了 Well, since you're here,
有件事想征询一下你的看法 I'd like to get your opinion on something.
为了纪念"黑人历史月" In honor of Black History Month,
我打扮成George Washington Carver I portrayed George Washington Carver
美国黑人科学家
来表达敬意 但是却被我的室友评价为"极度种族歧视" in a loving tribute that my roommate called "wildly racist""
你怎么看? What do you think?
你们好 我叫George Hi. My name is George.
你妹的 不 Oh, hell, no!
听见了吧 Leonard You heard him, Leonard.
根本不是种族歧视 No, it's not racist.
你确定就是这里吗? Are we sure this is the place?
门口保安说就是这栋楼 The doorman said this is the right building.
我觉得上班时间不穿裤子的 I think if you're pulling up your pants,
不能算是保安 you're not a doorman.
谁? Who is it?
我找Sharpe教授 Uh, I'm looking for a Professor Sharpe?
等一下 Hold on.
-有什么事情? -你好啊 -Can I help you? -Hi.
我们是大学来的 We're from the university.
我们想打听一点关于Abbott教授的事情 We're trying to get some information about Professor Abbott.
我们刚才在清理他的办公室 We were cleaning out his office
找到了这些写满数字的书 and found these books full of numbers.
你知道这是什么吗? Any chance you know what it is?
知道 他在上面下了好多工夫 Yes, he was always working on this.
我在想 这个可能是 I was thinking it might be
某种星际坐标系统 some sort of interstellar coordinate system,
也许是升级版的哈勃定律 maybe an updated version of Hubble's law.
我看到90这个数字重复出现 I keep seeing the number 90 repeating.
有可能是某个遥远星系的摄动运动角度 That could be the angle of perturbation of a distant galaxy.
这是酸奶的卡路里数 It's the number of calories in a yogurt.
这是他的饮食记录 That's his food diary.
真的吗? Really?
是的 他把所有吃的东西记下来 Yeah, he wrote down everything he ever ate.
他相信控制卡路里摄入是长生不老的关键所在 He was convinced that calorie restriction was the key to living forever.
这招管用吗? Does it work?
这还用问吗? 他都死了 Seriously?
他有可能是让车撞死的啊 你又不知道 Well, he could have been hit by a bus. You don't know.
我很抱歉这本笔记没你们想的那么有价值 Sorry it's not more interesting.
不过你们的好处是 On the bright side,
不用35年来整天听到他胃里的嚎叫 you didn't have to listen to his stomach growl for 35 years.
那Abbott教授这一生 So, was there anything that Professor Abbott worked on
有没有什么研究是有望取得成果的呢? during his life that came close to an accomplishment?
老实说 他的研究根本就没什么价值 To be honest, his research never amounted to anything.
你是他同事 Oh. You were his colleague.
你的研究有什么成果吗? How did your research turn out?
好的很 得了诺贝尔你就能住进这样的房间了 Great. Hey, this is the apartment you get when you win a Nobel.
你也可能生活比较简朴 Well, you could be very frugal.
我真烦你们这帮人老说反话! I'm getting a little tired of everybody's sarcasm.
我不是那种欺负人的恶女 I'm not a bully.
我可能给人感觉有点强势 I mean, maybe I come off a little strong,
但那是因为我爸把我培养成了一个女强人 but that's only because my dad raised me to be tough
不受任何人的欺负 and not to take crap from anybody.
这没什么 但是表现强势并不需要 No. That's fine, but there's a difference between being tough
告诉你的朋友她穿着那条新裤子好像穿着快掉下来的尿不湿 and telling your friend her new pants look like a saggy diaper.
真的说过那种话 对吧? I did say that, didn't I?
是的 你说过 Yeah, you did.
我老觉得真的像尿布 只好退货了 I felt so self-conscious, I had to return them.
退哪去? 童装店? Where? To Babies R Us?
Babies R Us是美国的儿童商品购物中心
你老毛病又犯了! You're doing it again!
好吧 对不起 我们能走了吗? Okay, sorry. Can we just go?
我觉得好像每个人都讨厌我 I feel like everybody hates me.
好了啦 他们不是讨厌你好吗? Oh, come on, they don't hate you, all right?
他们只是有点怕你 They're just a little intimidated.
你只要向大家展示你人其实很好就行了 All you need to do is show everyone how sweet you really are.
-我觉得我还是走吧 －别啊 -I think I'd rather go. -No, come on.
你哪也别去 好吗? You are not going anywhere, all right?
我会陪着你 我们一起解决问题 I am here for you, and we are gonna fix this together.
谢谢 Thank you.
虽然你的裙子真的很丑 Even though your dress is ugly.
趣说旗帜的小粉丝们 Well, my little Flag-keteers,
看来我们最后一期的节目要接近尾声了 it looks like the last episode of Fun with Flags is at an end.
如果我可以的话 If I could,
我真想你们每个观众都升到旗杆上 I would run each and every one of you viewers up a flagpole
向你们敬个礼 and salute you.
如果你们掉到地上 就把你们烧掉 And if you touched the ground, burn you.
你们可能不知道 who you may or may not know
和旗帜有关的网络知识娱乐节目的女性 a flag or banner-related Internet info-tainment show.
吃我一拳 职场女性歧视 Take that, glass ceiling.
glass ceiling指社会上限制妇女升任高职的无形障碍
现在请允许我认真地谈一谈我的感受 And if I may get serious for a moment,
主持这个节目 hosting this show has been...
所有的跌宕起伏 With all its ups and downs,
都不能使我放弃这个节目 I wouldn't give it up for the world.
除了现在 我放弃了 Except for now, when I'm giving it up.
在我关机之前 Before I sign off, I'd, uh...
我想和你们分享一下最后一个白旗的用途 I'd like to share with you all one last use for a white flag.
像现在这种时刻最好用了 It's good for times like this.
晚安 Good night.
Sheldon Sheldon...
那画面太美了 that was beautiful.
如果你没录下来的话… If you didn't press record...
老娘录了! I pressed it!
好了 就这些了 Well, that's it.
这是Roger Abbott的终结了 That's the end of Roger Abbott.
我还是一直在想 I still keep thinking
一个人的整个人生怎么能就这样最终一无是处 about how an entire life can seemingly amount to nothing.
大概现实就是残酷的 I guess the sad truth is,
不是每个人都可以取得伟大的成就 not everyone will accomplish something great.
我们其中的一些人 Some of us
可能只能在人生的一个个小的瞬间 may just have to find meaning
体会到生活的意义 in the little moments that make up life.
这是个很好的看待方法 That's a nice way of looking at it.
对你们来说 不是对我 Yeah for you, not for me.
我都去了太空了 我不算 I went to space. I'm covered.
这个香槟是为了庆祝成就的 This bottle was meant to celebrate an achievement.
我们来做个约定吧 Let's make a pact.
我们当中有人取得第一个重大突破时 When one of us gets their first big breakthrough,
我们就打开这瓶香槟来庆祝 we'll celebrate by opening this bottle of champagne
同时向Abbott教授致敬 and toasting Professor Abbott.
我喜欢这个想法 I love that.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
当然 Then, of course,
别忘了在Sheldon面前炫耀我们的成功 rubbing our success in Sheldon's face.
我想说 这是最精彩的环节 Oh, well, that's the best part. Oh, yeah.
Dan 我能和您谈谈吗? Dan, could I talk to you for a minute?
当然 说吧 Sure, go ahead.
我只是想告诉你 Just want you to know
说了那些关于你孙子的粗鲁的话 我不是故意的 I didn't mean to be rude about your grandson.
没关系的 No, it's okay.
不 有关系 No, it's not.
Penny已经告诉我了 每个人都害怕我 Penny told me that everyone's scared of me.
什么? What? What?
她为什么要那么说? Why would she say that?
你知道她喝酒了 是吧? You know she drinks, right?
什么? What?
不 她是对的 我只是想告诉你 No, she's right, and I just want you to know
从今以后 我会注意的 that from now on, I'm gonna be much more sensitive.
我不想让我身边的人都对我小心翼翼的 I don't want anyone walking on eggshells around me.
好吧 既然这样 Oh, well, okay, then, uh,
有件事我一直想告诉你 one thing I've been meaning to tell you
就是喝咖啡的钱公司不再报销了 is that the company is gonna stop paying for our coffee.
没问题 什么时候开始实行? No problem. When does that start?
五个月以前 Five months ago.
-什么? -是的 -What?! -Yeah.
那这段时间谁为我付的钱? Who's been paying for my coffee?
我们所有的人 All of us.
是的 这些钱来自咒骂之罐 Yeah. It comes from the swear jar
每当你咒骂的时候 我们就放钱进去 we put money in when you curse.
还有什么是我不知道的? What else don't I know about?
那个 关于你的私人卫生间? Uh, well, you know your private bathroom?
怎么了? Yeah?
那本来是供那一层的人使用的 That was supposed to be for the whole floor.
-你在开玩笑吧 -没有 -You're kidding. -No, no.
没关系的 这只影响到了坐轮椅的Kathy It's okay. It only really affected Wheelchair Kathy,
现在她又住回医院了 and she's back in the hospital now,
所以一切都解决了 so it all worked out.
我真的很对不住大家 I feel so bad.
那么 也许 Well, then, maybe
你不应该给她起绰号叫"坐轮椅的Kathy" you shouldn't have named her "Wheelchair Kathy."
天啊! Oh, my God!
乙晕扛鋈硕枷不段? 但事实上我是个凶恶的怪兽 I thought everybody liked me, but I'm just a monster.
是可爱的怪兽 就像《怪物公司》里的大眼仔 But a cute one, like that, uh, eyeball guy in Monsters, Inc.
不 我是最差劲的 No, I'm the worst.
我是个糟糕透顶的人 I'm a terrible person.
不要哭 真的没关系的 Come on, don't cry. It's okay.
有关系 It's not okay.
我以后还怎么在这儿工作? How can I even work here anymore?
-因为这家公司需要你 -没关系的 -Because this company needs you. -It's fine.
我们不介意为你付喝咖啡的钱 We don't mind paying for the coffee.
我不能让你们为我出钱 I can't let you do that.
也许我们可以在你的办公室 Maybe we could get you
置办一台浓缩咖啡机 an espresso machine for your office.
我感觉这个是可以的 I guess that would be all right.
好啦 All right.
看吧 你不苛刻同样能得到你想要的 See? You don't have to be mean to get what you want.
你说得对 You're right.
那我私人卫生间的事咱们打算怎么办啊? Now where did we land on my bathroom?
-嗨 -好啊 -Hey. -Hello.
怎么这么晚还没睡? How come you're up so late?
我发布《趣说旗帜》的最后一期已经好几个小时了 I posted the last episode of Fun with Flags hours ago,
但是竟然没有一个人来评论 and not a single person cared enough to comment.
我所有的努力都白费了 All that effort for nothing.
唉 我知道你的感受 Mm. I know how you feel.
我今天一整天把一个男人一生的事业全扔掉了 I spent the day throwing out a man's entire career,
只留下了一瓶陈年香槟酒 and all that's left is an old bottle of champagne
还有一只画有裸女的钢笔 and a naked lady pen
Raj拿走了 他以为没人看到 that Raj took when he thought no one was looking.
这不一样 It's not the same thing.
我觉得你根本不能体会到我的感受 I don't think you know how I feel at all.
你伤心? Sad?
嗯 你是真的懂我 Hmm. You do get me.
有人评论了 Someone left a comment.
是吗 他们说什么? Yeah. What did they say?
"真可惜 你的节目就这样结束了 "Too bad your show is done.
我还挺喜欢看的" I kind of liked it."
Leonard 你听到了吗? Leonard, did you hear that?
观众们的心都碎成渣了! Oh, the people are heartbroken!
我们的世界不能没有这个节目! I can't take this away from the world!
《趣说旗帜》光荣回归了! Fun with Flags is back!
祝贺你 Congratulations.
我们庆祝一下吧! Let's celebrate!
Sheldon Sheldon,
那不是给你的! that wasn't for you!
别担心 我不会喝的 Oh, no, I'm not going to drink it.
我就是想听开瓶盖的声音 I just wanted to hear the pop.
虽然我知道会嘭的一下 但还是很吓人啊 Yeah, I knew it was coming. Still scary.
LeVar Burton? LeVar Burton?
LeVar Burton！ LeVar Burton!
LeVar Burton!
哎哟 你来找我做什么? Ugh. What are you doing here?
你叫我不要打电话给你 You told me not to call,
我不知道还有什么方法来告诉你这个好消息 and I didn't know how else to give you the good news.
《趣说旗帜》回归了 下一集你可以出镜 Fun with Flags is back, and you can be in the next episode.
Wil Wheaton告诉我 装个大门 Wil Wheaton said, get a gate.
我怎么就没装一个大门呢 I don't know why I didn't get a gate.
你... You...
至少听听下集预告嘛 At least listen to the premise.
你是在德国出生的 Since you were born in Germany,
咱们可以说说德国的旗帜 I thought we could talk about German flags.
你能不能穿成一个纳粹党的十字记号"卐"? How do you feel about dressing up like a swastika?
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