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欢迎收看11期Top Gear特辑 Hello and welcome to the eleventh Top Gear Special, which for once
同时也是最接近圣诞的一期特辑 is actually being transmitted quite close to the birthday of baby Jesus.
除非你看的不是直播 Unless you're watching a repeat.
没错，詹姆士。除非看的录播 听起来很绕口...不管怎样 Yes, James. Unless you're watching a repeat. Well, it's quite confusing... Anyway.
2014年是世界第一台轻量化 2014 marked the 60th anniversary of the cheap-to-make,
实用化V8引擎诞生60周年纪念日 maximum-bangs-for-your-bucks small block V8.
所以制片人认为今年 And the producers thought it would be a good idea for us
值得大书特书 to celebrate the moment.
没错，特别是近年来 Yes, especially since,as a lot of people are saying,
越来越多环保主义者声称要提高燃油效率 owing to environmentalism,the need for greater fuel economy,
于是V8被推倒了风口浪尖 the V8 could soon be a thing of the past.
是的，所以制片人要求我们买三辆老款V8车 Quite, so the producers told us to buy three old V8-powered cars and
并驾驶它们前往巴里洛切一家旅馆向他报道 report with them to a hotel near the town of Bariloche here
位于阿根廷某处 in Argentina.
这是集合地 This was the meeting point,
位于阿根廷湖区腹地 in the middle of what's billed at Argentina's Lake District.
我驾驶保时捷928GT第一个到达 And I was the first to arrive in a magnificent Porsche 928 GT.
美景配好车 That is quite a view and this is quite a car.
我一直深爱928，因为它很未来派 I have always loved 928s, cos they were just so futuristic.
虽然这车已经23岁了 I mean this car is 23 years old
但看起来像新款车 and it looks like it was designed yesterday.
它也是保时捷设计的最后一辆漂亮车 And it was the last good-looking car that Porsche ever made.
虽然是V8引擎，但却十分安静典雅 And, although it's a V8, it's quiet and dignified and elegant.
如果把它比作人，他就是位身着燕尾服 If this were a person, it would go to embassy cocktail parties
出入高级社交圈的绅士 and know many things.
而传统V8车主喜欢参加泳池派对 Traditional V8s would push you in the swimming pool
把放屁声当作乐趣 and then fart and think it was funny.
传统V8，就像来的这货 Traditional V8s -well, like this, for example -
杀马特、扰民外加幼稚 they're brash and they're loud and they're childish.
你买了个啥，哈蒙德？ 是的！如你所见 What have you done, Hammond? Oh, yeah! There it is -
这不只是台普通V8 - 而是V8标杆 not just A V8 - the definitive V8.
是吗？福特野马，马赫1型 Is it? Ford Mustang, the Mach One.
瞧瞧 Look at it.
有点...很棒 ..浮夸 It's a bit... It's brilliant. ..unnecessary.
不，一点也不...这才是精髓 No, it's not...That's the whole point of it.
简洁明快，设计合理... It's stripped down. Everything on it is functional, purpose...
是吗？是的。这尾翼 - 有啥用？没用 Is it? Yes. This rear spoiler - what does it do? Nothing.
前扰流板有用吗？ Does the front splitter do anything?
没。赛道风格油箱盖？ No. Racing fuel filler cap?
没，只是装饰 No, it's just a cover.
这引擎有19英尺长？ Is the engine 19 feet long?
没有 No, no, it's not.
为啥车头弄这么长？ Why then has it got a 19-foot bonnet?
因为70年代流行长车头 Well, because they decided they wanted to make the Mustang
所以他们就...把引擎做得很大 bigger in '71, so they did and they did that by...just making it bigger.
难道不是没必要吗？ This is all just pointless?
不，大就屌 No, it's bigger.
这是增压进气口，下面是化油器 And that is the ram air, and that's a Edelbrock carb underneath it,
增压器，井井有条...一切正常 the plenum there, it all go...It works.
如果我今年9岁，我会觉得这很棒，但我不是 I mean, if I were nine, it would be tremendous, but I'm not.
这看起来太愚蠢了 I mean, it's all just preposterous.
它很棒！这才是真正的V8 It's brilliant is what it is! It's the essence of V8ness.
我们聊聊迟到的那家伙吧 Shall we just turn our attention now to the elephant that
行 ISN'T in the room. Uh, yeah.
失踪船长。你猜他...? Captain Lost. What do you think the...?
不知道，但我想过 I don't know, I've been thinking, I don't know.
既然是V8，我猜他会挑辆奔驰 Had to be a V8,so I thought it'll be a Mercedes.
就像上次在博茨瓦纳 He'll have gone,like he did in Botswana, solid.
我觉得他会弄辆揽胜 Er, I thought, I reckon he's gone for Range Rover.
但我们都错了 In fact we couldn't have been more wrong.
不是吧！是他吗？ No way! That is not him!
不是吧！ Not serious!
他疯了！ He's gone completely mad!
我打赌他幻想自己是007 I bet he thinks he's Bond.
他YY自己是邦德。别提他的衣服。 He does think he's Bond. Don't say anything about his suit. No.
嗨 Hi.
先生们。莲花精灵 Gentlemen. The Lotus Esprit.
是吗？ Isn't it?
双涡轮V8 Twin turbo V8.
你录过之前的特辑吗？ Have you been on a Top Gear Special before?
我看过你的特辑。我看过你。是的，我录过 I've seen you on them. Yes. You have, I've seen you there. Yes, I have, I have.
詹姆士，这车很烂。没错 James, they're tough. Yeah.
虽然有些人不知道这点 Some viewers don't know this
但莲花质量的名声很糟 but Lotus does not have a good reputation for quality.
有人解释这标志的意思是：莲花莲花、修车不断 Some say that this stands for Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.
它的双涡轮V8引擎纯手工打造 It has a hand-built V8 engine with two turbo chargers
由一小群英国专家设计 designed by a specialist small British car-making company.
这意味着质量与驾乘感的完美保障 And that is a byword for reliability and motoring pleasure.
人人皆知。才不是，你知道真相的 We know that.It's just not, and you know that.
我们看看细节如何？请便 Can we just run through some of the detailing on it? Carry on.
门把手来自沃克斯豪尔骑士 The door handles on this model are from a Vauxhall Cavalier.
是的。后视镜取自雪铁龙 Correct.Door mirrors are from a Citroen.
别碰它 Don't touch it.
波箱偷的雷诺25 没错 Uh, the gearbox in this is from a Renault 25. Correct.
因为这是当时最好的波箱？ Because that was the best gearbox they could find?
又或仅此一款适合？仅此一款适合 Or the only one that would fit? It was the only one that would fit.
车身材料和马桶盖一样 And of course the body is made from exactly the same
也可能是塑料桶 material as a lavatory seat.Or a bucket.
对我的车损完了吗？ Anyway, have you finished being envious of my car?
看看你们的车，保时捷928 If I can move on, the Porsche 928.
是的，很棒。哈蒙德！ Yes. Fascinating. Hammond!
真骚啊！我很欣赏 Wowzers! I do like that,
和你风格很搭。马赫1型？ in a slightly Richard Hammondy sort of way. Is that a Mach One?
是的。嚯嚯嚯嚯！ It certainly is. Ho-ho-ho-ho! Yeah, yeah.
瞧我的。别说不拉风...略无趣 Look at that. Tell me that isn't magnificent... ..ly boring.
才不是。我爱这色调，为啥？ It isn't.I'm glad it's grey, though. Why?
这颜色很好卖 Well, because it's very businesslike.
你能把它开来我的抵押公司换钱 You can advise me on my mortgage later on.
一如既往，我的话就是理性与客观的存在 I am, as always, the voice of reason and wisdom on this programme.
当我们喋喋不休时挑战到了 We could have bickered forever but at this point our challenge arrived.
你们要驾车前往130英里（209公里）外的布奇·卡西迪故居 （布奇·卡西迪，19世纪末美国西部著名枪匪） "You will now drive 130 miles to the house where Butch Cassidy lived
那是他逍遥法外的地方 "when he was on the run from the law."
130英里？等等 - 这就完了？ 130 miles? Hang on - that's it?
有趣的地点 That's somewhere interesting.
我以为还有其它的，你懂的...通常还有后文 I thought there was going to be another, you know... there's usually the other paragraph.
去布奇·卡西迪故居。我喜欢 To where Butch Cassidy lived? I'd love to go there.
我超爱布奇·卡西迪，我最喜欢的电影就是虎豹小霸王 （电影Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)） I love Butch Cassidy and my favourite film in the entire world is Butch Cassidy.
这次我要做的就是驾驶保时捷928 And all I've got to do is drive a Porsche 928
一路狂飙130英里 130 miles to get there on roads.
换个说法 - 某人要驾驶莲花精灵130英里 Try saying it this way - all he's got to do is drive a Lotus Esprit 130 miles.
我能想象前景了 I can see now where they're going with this.
噢，没错。这任务简直是为你量身定制的 Oh, yeah, yeah.They've tailored it for you.
喜洋洋接受任务后 Amazed at the apparent easiness of our challenge,
我们点燃了各自的V8 we fired up the V8s..
向阿根廷内陆驶去 and plunged into the magnificence of Argentina's heartland.
路况很好。铺装路面 The roads are lovely. Proper roads,paved, very pretty.
我猜制片人哪根筋搭错了 I think the producers have lost it.
如果我是你，我肯定换台了 I'd turn over if I were you. I wouldn't watch this.
三位大叔开着三辆豪车 Three comfortable middle-aged men driving lovely cars.
一点也没吸引力 That's not...that's not really very good television.
说说情况，我还要跑128英里 So the situation report,I have 128 miles to go
但一切正常，路况良好 but everything's working.Er, the road is very nice.
呃...我要享受这一刻 Uh...phew! We're going to have to spin this out a bit.
悠闲之余，我们决定聊聊各自的车 To do just that, we decided to talk about our cars.
这辆特殊的野马诞生于V8举步维艰的时代 This particular Mustang came along at a really critical
那是1971年 time for the V8,because this was 1971.
从1972年开始，美国开始制定各种排放法规 In 1972, America started introducing all sorts of restrictions
政策开始收缩 because of emissions and fuel,and they strangled them.
所以大家公认71年是V8引擎 So many people regard '71 as the last proper year of the full-on,
最后辉煌时代 full-bore, full-raw V8.
哈蒙德和克拉克森是对的，选莲花风险很大 Hammond and Clarkson are absolutely right, the Lotus is a risk.
保时捷确实很皮实 Of course the Porsche will work - it was made by Porsche.
德国品质中的骄楚 They're more German than normal Germans
当他们认真制造某件东西。就会是件杰作 when it comes to doing things properly. They're brilliant at it.
但他们过于陈腐、保守以及古板 But it's a bit safe, it's a bit grey, it's a bit businesslike.
野马或许工作正常，因为它只是一块简单的美国钢板 The Mustang will work, because it's just a piece of American clog iron.
毫无技术含量，当然傻跑一整天都行 It's low stress,designed to run all day.
我这辆？我的车由诺福克郡的小伙子们制造 This? Yes, this came from Norfolk and this was built by blokes.
虽然有点问题，但这才让它与众不同 Of course it's fragile but that's what makes it interesting
所以它既漂亮又快速，最高级 AND it's the best-looking and it's the fastest and it's the reddest.
我知道哈蒙德和梅觉得我的车很乏味 I know Hammond and May think my 928 Porsche is a bit dull
但有一点原因使它对我意义非凡 but for one very good reason,it isn't dull to me.
1994年，我住在伦敦 You see, back in 1994, I was living in London,
某晚母亲打给我 I got a call one evening from my mum
说父亲病重在谢菲尔德郡医院 to say that my dad was desperately ill in a hospital in Sheffield
我要马上赶过去 and I needed to get there as quickly as possible.
当时我正把鸡肉从烤炉里端出，于是我想 And I'd just taken a chicken out of the oven and I thought,
带给母亲，她可能再没机会吃到了 （克拉克森口误，因该是父亲） "Well, I'll take that for my mum,cos she won't have eaten",
我跑出去，屋外停着一辆那周我测评的928 ran outside and I had a 928 on test that week.
当我到达谢菲尔德郡时，鸡肉还是温的 And when I arrived in Sheffield,the chicken was still warm
父亲也在弥留之际 and my dad was still alive.
过了半小时才离世 That he died half an hour later.
所以，如果当时我开的不是一辆 And the truth is, if I hadn't been driving a car which
时速170英里（273公里）性能依旧良好的车 could sit quite happily at 170 miles an hour,
我就不可能有机会见父亲最后一面了 I wouldn't have had the opportunity to say goodbye to my dad.
所以对我而言928...是辆好车 So as far as I'm concerned the 928...is all right.
不久，我们来到一处德国风情小镇 Soon we arrived at a rather Germanic-looking town.
这个镇名叫巴里洛切 This town that we're in now is called Bariloche
虽然这么讲不太好 - and there really is no nice way of putting this -
这里曾是纳粹战犯的伊甸园 it became a haven for Nazi war criminals.
从1946年至1952年 Between 1946 - a critical date - and 1952,
12000名德国人逃难至此 12,000 Germans came to live in this neck of the woods.
希特勒青年团的创立者 The man who founded the Hitler Youth,
在此地建立了滑雪俱乐部 he started the ski club in the town.
阿道夫·艾希曼住过这里。约瑟夫·门格勒在这里考过驾照 （两人是纳粹高级军官，都犯下屠杀犹太人罪行） Adolf Eichmann lived here.Josef Mengele took his driving test here.
虽然没考过 Failed, apparently.
这是个沉痛的话题 Yes, it's a sombre topic
但哈蒙德用他滑稽的喇叭声一扫阴霾 but fortunately Hammond's enlivened it with his La Cucaracha horn.
一出德国小镇，大路立马宽阔 Once out of Berlineloche,the roads opened up
哈蒙德又能纵谈他的野马了 and Hammond could discover the joys of his muscle car at full chat.
车速一高立马就变得恐怖了 Big speed now and I'll be honest,it is quite alarming,
方向盘... this steering is...
游隙很大，路感一塌糊涂 There's a lot of play and er,it's kind of vague - yeah.
与此同时，詹姆士和我卷入一场缠斗 Meanwhile, James and I have become entangled in a bit of a dogfight.
锁定目标 Target locked.
咬住了 I've got him.
不！哈哈 No! Ha-ha!
该死！擦肩而过 Sod it!I've caught him napping.
多行不义必自毙 You have sown the wind and you shall reap the whirlwind.
来吧来吧来吧 Here we go, here we go, here we go.
不不不不！ No, no, no, no, no, no!
很好。干掉他 Yes. Take that.
呃！ Urgh!
瞧，他就这么过去了 Look, he's just roaring off!
我排量5升，詹姆士才3.5升 I've got a five-litre engine here.James only has three and a half.
但他有两个涡轮 Mind you, with two turbos.
哈蒙德在哪，他不是有颗硕大的5.8升V8么 No sign of Hammond, strangely,with his massive 5.8-litre V8.
喔！哦！ Oh-ho! Oh!
那两家伙一定在飙车 Those two are clearly enjoying a bit of a joust.
杰瑞米的保时捷有被动后轮转向 Jeremy's Porsche's got passive rear-wheel steering.
他俩都有良好的悬挂 They've both got proper suspension.
这些我都没有 I haven't got any of those things on my Mustang so I'm going to stay
而且我的转向机构连走直线都做不到 out of it and do a lot of steering,just to go in a straight line.
野马另一个问题就是油耗巨大 There was another problem with the Mustang - it was extremely thirsty.
很快哈蒙德就得加油了 And soon Hammond needed to stop for fuel.
我和梅坐品咖啡时... As May and I waited in the coffee shop...
我很欣赏莲花的操控感 I enjoy the things that made Lotus famous, like steering feel, performance...
哈蒙德加油的样子， Hammond filled up but from where we were sitting, it didn't
从我们角度看来完全不是那么回事 look like he was doing that at all.
抱歉打断一下，我觉得哈蒙德一定爱死他的野马了 Sorry to interrupt but I think Hammond really loves that Mustang.
他在做啥？ What is he doing?
喂饱了野马，我们感觉就要 With the muscle car fed,it looked like we were going to
完成这次130英里的挑战了 complete our simple 130-mile challenge.
是的 Yeah.
但是 But then...
这...哦！ What's... Ooh!
有烟。他在冒烟 That is smoking. He's smoking.
哈蒙德，你冒烟了 Hammond, you're smoking,you're smoking badly.
噢，见鬼... Oh, sh... (BLEEP).
停下来。赶紧停下。没方向了。噢！ I'm stopping.I'm stopping. I've lost steering. Oh!
离终点还剩一英里半... One and a half miles from Butch...One and a half miles.
布奇·卡西迪故居。出这事 Butch Cassidy's house.Just talk me through it.
助力泵油漏光了 Power steering,thrown all its oil out, fluid.
这就是冒烟的原因。我没兴趣知道 That's what was making the smoke,it was burning off on the manifold... I'm not interested.
1.5英里！ One and a half miles!
这是量油尺 Yeah, that's the dipstick for the fluid.
全漏光了。 And it's completely empty.It's all come out.
到了！ There it is!
天啊！这里是布奇生活过的地方 Oh, my God! I'm going to stay here,where Butch lived.
我对那部电影了如指掌。我记得所有剧情 I know that film off by heart.I know all the lines.
想听听吗？ Would you like to hear some?
不 No.
故事发生在玻利维亚，实际他后来就死在玻利维亚 The film said it was Bolivia and he did actually die in Bolivia
后来人们发现他逃跑了 but they found him here and he ran and got away with it again.
哦 Right.
我不在意这里奢华与否 I don't care that it's not luxurious.
这又勾起了年轻时我对他们的回忆 I've got my own pillow and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
他亲手建造的这一切 He probably built that door.
小酌几杯后 Over an early evening drink,
杰瑞米继续着他的话题 Jeremy was STILL going on about his favourite topic.
你每周不看吗？不看。我看 Don't you watch it every week?No. I do.
《不列颠空战》排前五，但布奇那时排名第一 Battle of Britain's top five but Butch Cassidy's number one,
《本土英雄》第二 Local Hero number two.
《鹰巢喋血》第几？ What about Where Eagles Dare,though?
它没进前五。没有？赶不上《不列颠空战》 No, not top five. No?Not as good as Battle of Britain.
没有比《不列颠空战》更棒的 It's not as good as, but nothing's as good as Battle of Britain.
但都没《虎豹小霸王》好...噢，瞧 And neither of them are as good as Butch Cassidy and the Sun... Oh, look who's here.
不不不不 No, no, no, no, no.
别... Don't, er...
诸位请看，诺曼·温斯顿到了（英国喜剧演员） Norman Wisdom, ladies and gentlemen,has arrived.
他卡住了 Now he's stuck.
又倒回去了。抱歉 Oh, it's run over him,everybody, I'm sorry.
噢，xx Oh, sh... (BLEEP).
制片人说把车停那也算你完成任务了 the producers say they'll count that as if you've made it.
你终于到了 Yeah, you're in the same field.
干的不错，伙计 Well done, mate. Yeah.
看你到哪了 - 布奇·卡西迪故居 Look where you are - Butch Cassidy's actual house.
真的吗？ That is it, genuinely for real?
和威尔士像吗？差不多 Yeah - do you live in something like that in Wales? Pretty much, yeah.
等等。啥情况？ Oh, wait a minute. What? What?
什么？我们到了。我基本停到位了 What? We've done it. We're here.Come on. I'm nearly here, look.
等会 Wait a minute.
好吧... Well...
他们划掉了早上写的内容 They've crossed out the one they gave us this morning
改了个新的挑战 and written another one in felt tip.
任务还没完成。明早听通知 "You haven't finished yet.More news in the morning."
还有？ We haven't finished?
等通知？ More news?
很明显他们意识到，这点内容不够两小时节目时长 They've obviously realised that they haven't filled two hours.
你温软... Your soft...
..洁白... ..white...
..小鲜肉 ..flesh.
我的，都是我的！ Mine, all mine!
我在扮演保罗·纽曼 - 一样的蓝眼睛，一样的年龄 Basically, I AM Paul Newman - same colour eyes, middle aged.
我喜欢扮演 I like being this.
你抽什么风？这是电影里的片段 What are you doing?It's a scene from Butch Cassidy.
是，我知道，但那不是自行车 Yeah, I know that bit but that's not a bicycle,
他不是凯瑟琳·罗丝，我的枪法也很烂 he's really not Katharine Ross and I'm a rubbish shot.
我不...我只是...这是布奇的房子啊 I don't...I'm just having...we're at Butch Cassidy's house.
来了。谢谢，任务 Oh, this is it.Thank you, this is the challenge.
继续 Go on.
你们现在要驾车前往火地岛乌斯怀亚 "You will now drive to Ushuaia in Tierra del Fuego.
地球最南端小城，南极洲的大门 "It's the southernmost city in the world, the gateway to Antarctica
人类南半球文明的终点站 "and the last outpost of civilisation in the southern hemisphere.
同时也是贝尔格拉诺号巡洋舰最后一次起航的口岸 （阿根廷贝尔格拉诺号巡洋舰，马岛战争中被英军鱼雷击沉） "It was also the port from with the Belgrano, the battleship,
马岛战争的起始地 "sailed on its fateful voyage and the start of the Falklands War.
因此，那里的反英情绪十分强烈 "As a result, anti-British feelings run high there.
你们要做的就是利用各自的外交手段建立起沟通的桥梁 "So you will use your diplomatic skills to build bridges."
我们对外交一窍不通 We don't have any diplomatic skills.
是的，但我们会建造桥梁 No, but we're good at building bridges. We can do that.
不，那只是种比喻 No, it's a figure of speech.
我们不是去修桥 It doesn't literally mean build a bridge.
没错。上面还说 Absolutely not. It says,
你们去到乌斯怀亚要修建一座足球场 "When you arrive in Ushuaia,you must build a football stadium
并和阿根廷人来一场汽车球赛 "and host a game of car football against a team from Argentina."
真的？我们用自己的车踢场球赛？ Really? So we're using our cars in car football?
我车有些大 Mine's a bit big.
在火地岛踢球？ Against a team, right...In Tierra del Fuego?
离这多远？ How far is it?
多远？ How far is it?
1600英里（2575公里） 1,600 miles.
1600英里？ One thousand six hundred miles?
开莲花去？ In a Lotus?
去南半球尽头这一路上 On the way to the tip of South America,
我们的破车会面对沙漠 our brittle, ageing,complicated cars would face deserts,
暴风雪 blizzards,
陷雪，泥泞 snowdrifts, mud,
沼泽 swamps,
颠簸的山路和崎岖的海岸线 gruelling mountain tracks and jagged coastlines.
这是趟伟大的旅程 It would be an epic journey.
但在此之前 But before it could begin,
哈蒙德需要修理野马的转向机 Hammond had to mend his Mustang's power steering,
于是我就有了闲暇时光 which meant I had time to kill.
# 雨滴不断落在我头上 （曲名Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head 歌手Billy Joe Thomas） # Raindrops keep falling on my head
# 就像一个大个子躺在一张小床上 # And just like a guy whose feet are too big for his bed
# 一切似乎都不对劲 # # Nothing seems to fit those raindrops... #
他还在耍贱？嗯 Is he still doing it? Mhm.
好的。不理他 OK. It won't have it.
实际上我还记得电影里一点情节 Actually, I do remember this bit in the film,
Paul Newman骑车四处晃？对 because Paul Newman rides around on the bicycle, doesn't he? Yeah.
凯瑟琳笑着把麦秆向他扔过去 And then Katharine Ross does a little playful "ha-ha-ha!" giggle
对吗？没错 and throws some straw in his face.Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah.
# 那些雨滴落在我的头上,继续下落 # Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling
# 因为我自由 # # Because I'm free... #
啊！ Ow!
修理杰瑞米一顿并且修好转向机之后 After we'd dealt with Jeremy and bodged the power steering,
我们一路向南 we headed south.
开着莲花精灵行驶1600英里穿越巴塔哥尼亚 Is the Lotus Esprit V8 a good choice for a 1,600-mile drive
这么做明智吗？ through Patagonia?
说实话，不 In all honesty, no.
但是我同样问自己， But - and the question I'm asking myself, viewers is -
哈蒙德的野马能行么？ will Hammond's Mustang make it?
我无法解释为什么我站在一台老爷车跟前 And I can't really explain this but when I stand near an old car,
我能感受到这是辆好车 I get a feeling when I know it's a good one,
但我对哈蒙德的野马却没有这种感觉 and I'm not getting that feeling with Hammond's Mustang.
我感觉他命悬一线 It feels like it's hanging on.
噢，不！安全带又掉了 Oh, no!My seat belt's fallen apart again.
为了抵达目的地，我们决定向智利前进 To reach our destination,we decided to head into Chile
走一条向南之路 and pick up the important-sounding Road To The South.
这意味着要穿越安第斯山 This meant crossing the Andes,
因为听上去很复杂，我把自己摆在了领导的位置上 and as that sounded complicated,I put myself in charge.
我突然想到如果要跨越安第斯山 Well, it strikes me that if we've got to cross the Andes,
在这里就要拐弯而不是一路向南 we should do that here rather than further south,
能离积雪远些 cos there'll be less snow here.
肯定这是个好主意，对吧？ Right, that's a better idea, is it?
绝对没错...我们从这里进山 It's a brilliant idea so we shall...We'll cross them up here.
刚开始，进行的很顺利 At first, my plan went well.
这路简直美极了 This road is simply mesmerizing.
我们还发现可以拿哈蒙德加油动作取乐 We even found a way to amuse ourselves during the Mustang's endless fuel stops.
看他表情 Look at this face.
# 让我们开始吧 （歌曲：Let's Get It On 歌手：Marvin Gaye） # Let's get it on
# 让我们爱爱吧，宝贝 # Let's love, baby
# 让我们开始吧 甜心 # Let's get it on Sugar
# 让我们开始吧 # # Let's get it on. #
再次出发，我终于发现为啥野马那么耗油 After we set off we discovered why we kept having to stop.
哈蒙德！什么 Hammond! What?
深踩油门试试 Just put your foot down hard.
是的，我想我知道为啥你的车那么饥渴了 Yeah, I think I know why your fuel consumption's quite poor.
一张福克兰群岛地图写着“永远归属阿根廷” Map of the Falkland Islands with "Argentina's forever."
要摆出一副不做评价的面孔 That is a straight face I'm pulling right now, straight.
本次旅途不能动怒 I will not spark fury on this trip.
一个全新的我，睿智的我 This is the new me,the smart me, the clever me.
很快，我选的路变样了 Soon, the road I'd chosen got a bit worse.
xx BLEEP.
嗷嗷嗷 Oh, oh, oh.
啊，天！ Ah, God!
噢，克拉克森，你是否告诉我这是阿根廷去智利的主干道？ Oi, Clarkson, are you telling me that if you drive from Argentina to Chile
我一点也不信 this is the main road?Cos I don't believe it.
当然是主干道 ON RADIO: Yes, it is.
这才能展现我们车的 Just goes to show, doesn't it,really,
出众性能，因为... about how brilliant cars are,because...
接着路完全消失了 And then the road disappeared altogether.
噢，天 Oh, Lord.
对我们这种车很不友好 Which wasn't ideal in cars like these.
詹姆士，我们被耍了 James, we're the idiots,
我们听从了他的建议 we listened to him with a suggestion for a route.
放松，就快到了 Relax, we're nearly there now.
嗷嗷 Ow. Ow.
奥！这声音 Oh! Bad noises!
我不知道该怎么办 - 是继续走克拉克森的愚蠢路线 I don't know what's best - keep going on Clarkson's stupid route,
还是回头找其他出路 turn round and go back and find another one.
哦！哦 Oh! Oh!
哦，天 Oh, dear.
xx BLEEP.
哦，见鬼 Oh, bloody hell.Cocking Nora!
你们怎么能不喜欢这么有趣的道路？ How can you not like this road?
死开。这路棒极了 Go away. It's brilliant.
然后，很自然的... And then, inevitably...
噢，转向又坏了 Oh! Oh, I've lost steering.
救出詹姆士... Having rescued James...
耶 Ya-hey!
我们决定抛弃哈蒙德 ..we decided to leave Hammond,
虽然逃离了树丛，却逃不开险境 and though we were soon out the woods, we weren't out of the woods.
噢，我勒个... Oh, my...
加油，别让我失望，保时捷 Come on, don't let me down now,little Porsche.
莲花继续着舒适之旅 Here, the Lotus was way out of its comfort zone.
啊！ Ah!
奇迹的是，它做到了 But, amazingly, it made it.
我很惊奇莲花还能动 I am absolutely staggered that Lotus is still working.
令人意外 Absolutely, properly staggered.
我想说这路太TM有意思了 Well, yeah, I'd love to be able to say that was great fun...
不久，我和詹姆士抵达智利边境 Shortly afterwards, James and I arrived at the Chilean border.
我就知道我的路线不会错 I knew my route across the Andes would be good, and it is.
修好转向机构后，哈蒙德又能动了 And having bodged the bodge on his steering, Hammond, too, was on the move.
但又出现了新的问题 But other gremlins were starting to appear.
噢，天啊，没三档了 Oh, my God. I've lost third gear.
当他在边境呼呼大睡时 So, as he caught 40 winks at the border post,
梅和我决定给他个惊喜 May and I decided to cheer him up.
先别拉 Don't pull any more backing off yet.
啥？你们粘了些啥玩意在我车上？ What? Why...? Why have you put that on my car?
智利境内，哈蒙德一点振作的意思都没 In Chile, Hammond was not impressed with our efforts.
标致感觉如何，哈蒙德？ How's your Peugeot, Hammond?
闭嘴 Shut up.
贴标致是想让它更可靠 I've basically put Peugeot stickers on it to try and make it more reliable.
可惜这招没用 Sadly, though, that didn't work.
噢不 Oh, no. Oh, no.
我不想说，但又没转向助力了 I hate to say this - I've lost power steering again.
哈哈哈 THEY LAUGH
再次抛弃哈蒙德，詹姆士和我开始享受这条 Leaving Hammond once more, James and I decided to enjoy a road
仿佛是为这两匹欧洲良驹打造的完美公路 that could have been purpose built for our finely-turned European thoroughbreds.
这通过方向盘传来的路感 Oh, wow!The feel through the steering, here.
进弯，感受车头的指向性 Into the corner, feel the front,shoving its shoulder into the job.
如今我们早已淡忘车应该什么样 We forget these days how good cars used to be.
不是安全、不是经济、不是排放 Not at safety, not at fuel economy,not at emissions,
而是驾驶乐趣，操控 just joy, just handling.
我完全沉浸在驾驶的乐趣中 I'm absolutely confident I am now having a better time
因为这车生而为此。中置引擎 because I'm in the car designed for this sort of thing. It's mid-engined.
当然，如果你的车是中置引擎，看起来自然很酷 And, of course, if you have a mid-engined car, it looks cool.
噢，xx！ Oh, BLEEP!
好动作！ Jesus wept!
是的 Yes.
我刚才展示的是中置引擎的另一特性 What I was just demonstrating there was the other side of the mid-engined argument,
当车开始失控，它会失控的很迅速 which is, when it does go it, it goes a bit more quickly.
估计已经吓尿 He'll now be sitting up to here in his own excrement.
我们继续前进 Despite this, though, we pressed on,
感受这一切的重点 - 引擎 savouring the whole point of our being here - our engines.
听听这台V8的声浪 Listen to that, the grumble of an offbeat V8.
切到二档让各位感受真正的咆哮 I'll knock it down to second so you can hear the proper roar.
听 Listen to that.
下个小镇我们停车小憩，顺便讨论V8的迷人之处 In the next town, we pulled over for a nerdy chat about what makes a V8 so special.
这是种有个性的引擎，我们喜欢它，因为它有不足之处 It is a charismatic engine, that's why we like V8s,is cos they are imperfect.
是的 Yes, very.
不像直列六缸，六个气缸排成一排 Unlike a straight six engine, where you've got six cylinders in line,
当一个活塞下降另一个就上升 in one of those, when one piston's going down another one's coming up,
这样使得直六引擎很平顺，没错 so it sort of balances itself and makes it smooth. Yes.
而V8天生不平顺，当一个活塞下降 A V8 is inherently unbalanced, because when one piston's going down,
没有另一个活塞上升去平衡它 there isn't necessarily another one going up to balance it.
是的，因为运动角度不一样... Exactly, and they're not going in the same direction, are they, cos...
它们像这样运动。这就造成V8的跳动 Yeah, exactly, so they're sort of doing that. So that's what makes a V8 wobbly.
这是天生的。但个性十足，没错 It is, it's inherently wobbly.And charismatic. Yes.
而你车里的V8又有所不同，对吧？ But the V8 in your car isn't the same, is it?
通常我不会使用这么专业的词语 Because, and I never thought I would use these words on Top Gear,
它有平行排列曲柄 it has a flat plane crank.
对，很准确 Very good. Exactly.
你的引擎，活塞是这样运动的... In yours,the engine cylinders they go...
所以你有两个气缸在同侧燃烧，而我是... ..so you get two firing on the same side.Mine just goes...
所以你的V8像查理·沃茨（滚石乐队鼓手），而其他和我一样的V8 So, yours is like Charlie Watts,and the other V8, mine,
则是凯思·莫恩（英国“谁人”乐队鼓手）.还有其他的 is more Keith Moon.There's a bit more going on.
这就是不同之处 Yes, and that's what makes the difference.
这就是为什么传统美国风格v8 That's why traditional V8s - i.e., the American style V8,
和你的一样，略显沉闷，而我的十分高亢 which is sort of what yours is,they burble, but mine snarls.
我们的同事此时开着他那辆打满补丁的野马出现了 Our colleague then turned up having bodged the bodge of his bodge.
修好了？是的。很好，出发！ Fixed? Yeah.Right, let's go!
咖啡不错？是的，很好喝。很好！ Coffee good? Yeah, it was lovely.It was delicious. Good!
呼叫杰瑞米·克拉克森，这里是詹姆士·梅 Jeremy Clarkson, James May.
啥事？ Yes, what's wrong?
我刚才考虑，为了追求固定收益或者激活股价 Uh, I was just thinking of remortgaging my house and wondering
是否因该把自己的房子抵押了去赌一把，你觉呢？ if I should go for a fixed rate or a flexible policy, what do you think?
你知道的，这种赌徒式的商人不会自己开车 As you well know, businessmen do not drive cars of this nature,
去年的收益如何？ how was the turnip harvest last year?
对于粗俗的诺福克郡人来说还不错 It's all very well being rude about the people of Norfolk,
但到目前为止,他们似乎已经造出了最好的车 but so far they seem to have built the best car.
这车不错，在我犯错时救了我一命 It hasn't gone wrong, it goes off road and it saved me when I made a cock-up.
我们继续照着杰瑞米的愚蠢路线前进，直到我们抵达这里 We continued on Jeremy's idiotic route until we reached this.
老天！ Oh, my God!
这桥车能过吗？ Is this for cars?
站上去跳两下试试够不够结实 Well, get out and have a jump on it, James, and go to see if it is.
没错，跳两下一试便知 OK, that will tell us everything we need to know, hang on.
哦老天！不，这简直...等等 Oh, my God! No, James that is...Oh, hang on a minute!
太晃了！你看 Oh, it's wobbly! I mean, look!
豆腐渣 It's rubbish.
一点也不... That is not...
这只能让人通过 It's a footbridge.
我们全票通过任务失败 We either admit defeat and end the programme here.
节目到此结束，再见 Well, I'm for ending. Goodbye.
伴随这条爆炸性消息！ And on that bombshell...!
好吧！ Come on!
既然詹姆士打头阵，他先过桥 Since James was on point,he went first.
来吧 Here we go.
噢，他在下沉！哦！ Oh, God it's sagging! It moves! Oh!
别看外面，别看外面，别看外面，别看外面 Not looking, not looking,not looking, not looking.
真恐怖！ God, that's really disconcerting!
保持，保持 How am I doing, how am I doing?
好的，我来，加速！ Right, here we go. Speed!
很好！速度决定成败 Yeah! Speed has solved the problem.
搞什么鬼？ What the hell?
死路。没错 It's a dead end. I know.
你为什么不说？ Well, why didn't you tell me?
因为我想看你过桥的英姿 Cos I wanted to see you come across the bridge.
我知道你在打什么主意。是吗？ I know what you're thinking.Shall we?
来吧，哈蒙德！ Right, come on Hammond!
我车最重。显然 My car's the heaviest. Enough said.
不系安全带，我不想掉下去时被绑得死死的 No seatbelt, don't want to be stuck in it, if it falls off.
噢！ Oh!
我不喜欢这感觉 I don't like it, I don't like it.
感觉在逃难 it feels like I'm running away from a disaster.
我过来了，我过来了，我过来了。告诉你个坏消息 I did it, I did it, I did it.Got some bad news.
啥？这是死路 What? It's a dead end.
我们想告诉你，但消息传不过去 We... We tried to tell you, but we just couldn't get the message across.
于是我们又一次驶过千疮百孔的吊桥 We drove back across the knit-one-purl-one bridge...
接着发现置身雨季的我们 ..and found ourselves in the rainy season
犹如身处侏罗纪公园 on what appeared to be the set of Jurassic Park.
化石森林，神秘的湖泊 Petrified forests, mysterious lakes,
一切都很诡异 this is all very odd.
如果下个弯道看见一只雷龙 If I go round the next corner and there's a brontosaurus,
我一点也不会惊讶 I will not be surprised.
我不确定这路通向南边 I'm not sure this is the road to the south.
不知不觉我们已经习惯了各种罢工 When do we just accept this is not working,
各种不对劲，各种迷路 this is not right,this is not the way.
不久我们又进入了一片沼泽 Soon the track led us into a primordial swamp.
见鬼 Oh, for crying out loud!
老天，这是辆保时捷928! It's a 928 Porsche,for heaven's sake!
感觉糟透了 Oh, that felt bad.
如果你是智利人，你可能会说：你们几个走错路了 If you're Chilean, perhaps you'd like to write in and say, "No, you went the wrong way."
不，又卡住了，我要死在这了 No, that's it, I'm stuck,and I'm going to die here,
悲惨的死法 a lonely, hideous death.
哦不！ Oh, no!
杰瑞米和我彻底陷住了 Jeremy and I were now completely beached.
然而... However...
这车太神奇了 This car is incredible.It is truly incredible.
如果把这车照片给你看，然后问你“这车适合走什么路？” If I showed you a picture of this and said, "what's that good for?"
你肯定会说“我不会把它开到超市停车场，那有太多减速带” You'd say, "Oh, I wouldn't want to take that into a supermarket car park, they've got speed humps."
来自诺福克郡的救援 Here comes Norfolk to the rescue.
加油，杰瑞米。很好！ Come on, Jeremy. Yes!
很好，保时捷 Come on, Porsche.Yes, you good, good car.
为了不让莲花抢走全部功劳 Desperate for the astonishing Lotus not to hog all the glory,
我决定让保时捷也当次救援队员 I decided the Porsche would get the Mustang moving.
国际救援队前往施救哈蒙德 International Rescue is coming to Hammond's aid.
准备好了吗？是的 Right, are you ready? Yes, I am.
要开始推你了，3、2、1 I'm going to start pushing in three, two, one, go.
咱俩都陷住了 We're both stuck, now.
看他！活蹦乱跳的 Look at it! It's just driving around.
碰到麻烦了吗伙计？ Having a spot of bother?
骄傲的美国车屁屁被卡住了 Its proud American ass is stuck on a rock.
野马女士的屁屁 Its lardy arse.
任务有些艰巨 Yes. It's a bit heavy for this sort of work.
是的，没错.... Well, you're right, it is...
啥？ What?
那是什么鬼玩意？雪铁龙2CV？ What the hell is that? What is it, a 2CV pick-up?
是辆2CV Well, it's a 2CV at the front
在巴里洛切我见过这车。你怎么记得 I saw that car in Bariloche.You can't have done.
肯定是相似的。不可能是同一辆 One like it.It can't possibly be the same one.
最终我和哈蒙德脱困了 Finally, Hammond and I managed to get free.
是的！ Yes!
然后... And then...
就是那，那就是我们要找的公路 There it is, there's the road to the south.
终于找到了 look - that is what we have been looking for, and we've found it.
虽然有条河横在中间，但我们发现了一座桥 There was a river between us and it, but there was also a bridge.
离那条路只有50米 We're now just 50 metres from the road to the south.
见鬼！ Cocking Nora!
你这二货干嘛停车？ What's the matter, you idiot?
断桥 It's not finished. Ah.
为什么不把它修完？ Why would you build part of a bridge? Why have they built...?
都完工九成了。看呐 It's... It's nine tenths.Look at that.
准备，好重 Ready, steady, heave.
好重 No, it's really heavy.
不如让摄制组的哥们来帮忙吧？ Right. Yeah. Why don't we just get the film crew to help?
他们有百把来人 There's hundreds of them.
伙计们，你们能不能...？ Guys, can we have...?
眨眼间，桥修好了 A short while later, the three of us had got the bridge finished.
这是个值得骄傲的时刻，哈蒙德，但... That is a proud moment, Hammond,but...
够直吗？ is it straight?
当然 Yes. Yes.
先生们，我要过桥了，有什么话想对我说吗？ Gentlemen, I'm about to go over the edge, is there anything you want to say to me?
你的法拉利能留给我吗？ Can I have your Ferrari?
他动了 Oh, here he goes.
保持 Come on.
他过去了。 He's done it.He's faced the peril and won.
然后我们都过去了 In fact, we all did.
噢！很好 Oh! There it is!
最后我们又踏上了向南的道路 And at last,we were on the Road To The South.
哈哈哈！ Ha ha ha!
第二天早上，我们信心满满的上路了... The next morning,we set off in good spirits...
享受着平坦路面的舒畅 ..overjoyed that the going was smooth.
柏油路。太棒了 Tarmac. Oh, the relief.
可惜的是，只坚持了半英里 Sadly, though,after just half a mile...
噢，老天！坏消息，哈蒙德 Oh, God Almighty! Bad news, Hammond.
敖！ Ow!
嗷嗷嗷嗷！ Ow, ow, ow! Ow! Ah! Ah!
直接导致了野马爆胎 This immediately caused the ever-troublesome Mustang to have a puncture.
詹姆士，你想等他修好还是？ James, do you want to wait for him or...?
通常这种情况，我一般都是... Well, do you know, under the circumstances,I think it would be fair to...
不等 No, I don't.
再见，伙计 See you, mate.
我和梅浪漫的行驶在熟悉的智利细雨中 May and I drove on with the now familiar Chilean weather our constant companion.
这里就是南美的曼彻斯特 We are in the Manchester of South America,
但没有恼人的曼城口音 but without the annoying accent.
我想去散步。噢，在下雨 I'll go for a walk.Oh, no, it's raining.
去打网球吧。噢，在下雨 Let's go and play tennis.Oh, it's raining.
来场高尔夫？噢，在下雨 Round of golf? Oh, no, it's raining.
去种几盆花。噢，在下雨 I'm going to do some gardening.Oh, no, it's raining.
在一座滨海小镇 And then in the next town,which was on the coast,
我发现这里的水不全都来自天上 I discovered the water doesn't always come from the sky.
牌子上写着 - 海啸致害区域 This sign here - the tsunami hazard zone.
他们知道这里会被海啸冲击，没错 So they know this to be an area susceptible to tsunamis. Right.
游乐设施 Playground.
他们为什么还住这？其实可以修在那边... Why would you do that? You could have put it over that side, it's...
那边高出几英尺要好些，对吧？ It's a couple of feet higher but that makes a difference, doesn't it?
简直太疯狂了 Extraordinary. Madness.It is madness.
最终，我们的同事赶上来了 Eventually our colleague arrived.
你们俩还好么？一切正常？ How are you two? Everything all right?
我们刚在你右边的游乐场玩了会 Yeah, we were just enjoying the location of this school playground on your right.
我对左边的消防队更感兴趣 Yeah, I'm intrigued by the fire station to our left.
想象一下这里的消防员会干些啥 That's... Imagine being a fireman here.
快去救火！别担心，火已经被雨浇灭了 Quick get to the fire! Oh, don't worry, the rain's put it out.
或许这里的消防队是生火用的 Maybe it's literally a fire station,they come and start a fire for you.
是的！ Yeah!
镇上有WIFI，所以我能下载一些 The town also had Wi-Fi,which meant I could download some
对在当地驾车有用的信息 official advice about driving on the local roads.
如果你的车是后驱 "If your vehicle has rear wheel drive..."
这条应该对我们很有用 Now, this is important this applies to us, OK?
打滑后迅速恢复对车的控制 "..recover lost control while doing speed recesses."
我一直这么做 Oh, I have been.
不要压路肩 "Avoid bite the shoulder,
如果压到了，请迅速驶回路面 "and if so, do not leaflet to quickly return to the asphalt."
这条策略通常适用于垃圾回收场 "This manoeuvre usually ends up in dumps."
我决定照着以上几条试试，很有趣 I decided to try some of this leafleting, and it was good fun.
呜呼！ Woo-hoo-hoo!
我正在用保时捷928玩甩尾 I've got a loose backend on my 928.
虽然甩尾，但并没有撞车 And even though it was loose,there were no dumps.
嚯嚯霍 Ho, ho, ho!
而在野马那边 In the Mustang, however...
噢!啊！ Oh, no! Ah!
噪音大到无法听清对讲机内容 The noise was so bad, Hammond couldn't hear a word of what we were saying on the radio.
哈蒙德！你的大白牙和发型简直丑爆了 Hammond! You whiten your teeth and your hair's stupid.
你说啥？ What?
哈蒙德，我听人说你像只教堂里的老鼠 Hammond, I've heard you're hung like a church mouse.
啥？ What?
可惜，我们对哈蒙德的嘲弄被一个发现给打断了 Sadly, our amusing game was halted when we spotted something that wasn't funny at all.
又是那辆2CV，一直跟着咱 It is that 2CV again,following our tracks.
我不会这么干，你能一直这么跟着某人吗？ I couldn't do that,could you do that?
为啥老跟着咱？开车的是谁？ How can they do that? Who are those guys?
不要再学布奇的桥段了。 Stop doing Butch Cassidy things,please. Not now.
我知道是谁 I know who it is.
是谁？ Who is it?
那帮制片人的主意。这是他们给咱的备用车 It's the producers. That's their idea of a comedy backup car.
我讨厌2CV，十分厌恶 I hate the 2CV,I absolutely loathe it.
我在初期TopGear里就测评过2CV I got a job on original Top Gear as a result of a screen-test I did on the 2CV,
我干的唯一一件事就是20分钟内喋喋不休的说它的缺点 when all I did was rant and rave for 20 minutes about how awful it was,
并且我能不停的说上两周 and I could have gone on for a fortnight.
我不想开那车 I don't want to get in that.
你说出这话很有意思，哈蒙德。闭嘴 Well, it's funny you should say that, Hammond. Shut up.
越往南走，天气越糟 As we headed further south,the weather got even worse
路况也更烂 and the road became a nightmare.
那辆2CV太能激励人了 Very sobering, that 2CV.
噢，老天 Oh, my God.
时速20英里 20mph.
显然我的车正在接受坑洼的洗礼 Predictably, though, my car was soaking up the punishment.
但令人惊讶的是，那辆莲花也同样如此 And amazingly, so was HMS Norfolk.
看那辆连花 - 驶过了沼泽 Look at that Lotus - it's been through a swamp,
驶过了灌木丛，还能正常工作 it's been through a wood,and it's still working.
我很钦佩那辆小红车 Quite a lot of me is rooting for that little red super car.
太惊人了。谁会想到它是世界最棒的越野车 It's just incredible. I mean,who knew it was the world's best off-road car?
谁能想到它的质量比雷克萨斯还高 Who knew that it's built to a higher standard than a Lexus?
转到野马，一切照旧 In the Mustang, though,it was business as usual.
离合器开始打滑了 Now my clutch is starting to slip.
又挂掉一个档位 I've lost another gear.
这简直疯了，太愚蠢了 This is insane,it's stupid.
杰瑞米，你的这条路 Jeremy, on this route of yours,
还有多远能到地方，还要走多久？ how much further is it,how much more of this?
呃，稍等 Uh, stand by, caller.
1170英里（1883公里） 1,170 miles.
1100？ 1,100?
再加70 And 70, yeah.
这不可能！ That's not possible,for crying out loud!
我听不清你在说啥，哈蒙德 I'm not hearing a lot of what you're saying, Hammond.
我的车经受不了这种折磨 The cars absolutely can't take the punishment.
我也一样。 Mine certainly can't.
和哈蒙德不一样，我爱智利 Unlike Hammond, I was loving Chile.
天晴了雨停了 It had stopped raining for a moment,
景色变得美极了... the scenery was wonderful,and best of all...
噢天啊！瞧瞧那只大鸟 Oh, my God! Look at the size of that thing,
看呐 seriously, look at it.
我发誓，三岁那年我就想一睹秃鹰的风采 I swear to God, I've wanted to see a condor since I was about three.
我猜它们是世上最大的鸟类。应该是的 That is the biggest flying bird in the world,isn't it, I think I'm right in saying?
又一只 And there's another one.
太阳出来了，也见到了秃鹰 Well, there we are - the sun's out,I've seen a condor,
我的世界又美好了 all is well in my world.
可惜，我要和美丽的大鸟说再见 Sadly, I had to leave the big,beautiful bird,
因为在旅馆，哈蒙德又开始发脾气 because at the hotel, Hammond was waiting to shout at me.
内饰都震掉了。是吗？ Half the interior trim dropped off.Has it?
化油器也堵了，不能正常喷油 The carburettor's all clogged up,it doesn't fuel properly anymore.And the fuel。
档位都被乱七八糟的东西卡住了 the gear linkage is completely clogged up with bits of gravel and stone
我有一半的档位都不能用 and mud and rain,and you can't get half the gears.
知道这一切的原因吗？是啥？ And the reason for all of these things? What?
因为它产自70年代？ Made in America in 1970?
因为你的破路线，你的路毁了我的车！ It's your route, it's your route,this road is killing the car!
哈蒙德抢过地图声称他找到一条路 Hammond then broke out a map and boldly claimed he'd found
能带我们到达目的地 a radical new way of getting to our destination.
我们回到阿根廷。为啥？ We go back to Argentina. Why?
想想，当我在... Think about it, when we were...
我们去过阿根廷，路很好。进度也不错 We've been to Argentina, the roads were fine. We made good progress.
三个人都很适应，这就不错 Then we can all three get there.Great, that's an achievement.
我们不是去尝试。而是必须回阿根廷 We've got to at least try to do it.In fact, no - we've got to do that.
回阿根廷...我不经常这么干 Back to Arg... Here's...I don't do this very often,
但这次我做主 but I'm going to take charge.
回阿根廷，找条好路 Let's go back to Argentina,pick up the good road.
我们去过阿根廷，那里的路很好 We've been to Argentina,the roads were good.
我们会找条路安全穿过安第斯山脉 We'll find a way across the Andes that we can survive,
然后一路向南，一起完成任务 and then we can head south,all of us together.
作为一个团队完成任务 We stand a chance of arriving as a team.
到时候出问题了可别哭鼻子 Well, don't come crying to me if it goes wrong.
第二天破晓我们就出发了 The next day we were up at the crack of dawn.
显然这是值得的 And boy was it worth it.
今天早晨很特别 This is truly special this morning.
老有老的好处 This is one of the greatest advantages of getting old -
老年人起得早，当你早起，就会发现这样的景色 you get up early, and when you get up early, you see the world like this.
指挥官哈蒙德忙得已经顾不上和智利说再见了 Commander Hammond, however,was too busy to notice Chile's misty-eyed goodbye.
呃... Er...
没错。这是智利 Right. That's Chile.
我决定重回阿根廷的良好公路 I decided that to get to the better roads of Argentina
首先必须回头穿过安第斯山 we should head back over the Andes immediately,
这使得我的同事们不太适应 which didn't go down very well with my colleagues.
哈蒙德，你这个... Hammond, you utter, utter...
呃！ Aargh!
哇噢！哈蒙德！这里路都结冰了 Whoa! Christ! Hammond! It's sheet ice here.
如果你们还有一点点驾驶技术就不会滑得像个白痴 If you possessed even an ounce of finesse you wouldn't be slithering about like an idiot.
我的演技可能过于做作了 I might be doing it slightly on purpose.
商务用车？哈哈！ Business car, eh? Ha ha!
噢，这车只是有点癫狂罢了。（模仿德国商人口音） "Oh, it's just a crazy car, it goes mental.Yeah, it's just really silly.
在雪地稍微有些打滑。噢，瞧瞧我，多有个性 "Sliding about on the snow.Oh, look at me, full of character."
哈蒙德向我们保证一旦出了山 Hammond assured us that once we were over the mountains
回到阿根廷，一切都会好起来 and back in Argentina,all would be well.
但他错了 But he was wrong.
哦老天 Oh, God.
噢，太好了，哈蒙德，阿根廷的路简直棒极了！ Oh, yeah, Hammond the roads in Argentina are much better!
见鬼 Bloody hell.
说实话，这路烂到家了 This, frankly, is unacceptable.
很快，路变得更烂了 Soon it became even less acceptable.
哈蒙德，我要对你做个简练的评价 Hammond, I need a brief exchange of words with you.
一共两个词，七个字母组成。其中三个是ass（随意理解吧— —！） There're only two of them, only seven letters. Three of them are ass.
哦，天啊 Oh, dear.
詹姆士，如果你对我说“杰瑞米，你的车一点也不无趣” James, if you say,"Jeremy, your car is not boring,"
我就把你拖出来 I will give you a tow.
杰瑞米，你的车一点都不无趣，能劳驾拖我出来吗？ Jeremy, your car isn't boring,please would you give me a tow?
伟大的德国佬把英勇的英国人从泥潭里拯救出来 The noble German helped the plucky Brit out of the trenches.
十分感谢杰瑞米·克拉克森和你有意思的保时捷 Thank you very much, Jeremy Clarkson, and your interesting Porsche.
接着我们又踏上了哈蒙德之旅 And then we continued down Hammond Highway,
情况更糟了 which was appalling.
这条搓板路，一坎接着一坎 That? That's washboard - a whole series of ridges very close together
永无止境 and going on forever.
哦不！二档也没了 Oh, no! I've lost second gear.
但是，还有更坏的情况 Still - could be worse.
咋了？ What's up?
开着开着，雨刷突然自己工作，清洗液也喷了出来 Driving along, the washers have suddenly gone on, wipers,
引擎罢工了 and the engine has stopped.
我没动它们 I didn't ask them to do that.
从没见过这种情况 I've never, ever seen anything like that.
引擎又着了。太奇葩了 Oh, the engine's now back.That's really weird.
好吧、继续上路 Well, come on,let's just keep going.
水总会喷完的 It'll run out of fluid eventually.
这就是哈蒙德乱指挥的下场 This is what happens when Hammond puts himself in charge.
太奇异了，像鬼上身似的 It was amazing, it was like it was possessed.
杰瑞米·克拉克森和他灵异的保时捷 Jeremy Clarkson and his haunted Porsche.
仪表板的故障灯全亮了，车又停了 No, the dashboard is a Christmas tree and the car has stopped.
又熄火了 Yeah, it's dead. Porche's dead.
xx BLEEP
哈蒙德！ Hammond!
你的路毁了我的车 This road you chose has killed my Porsche.
我要宰了你 I'm going to beat you to death with a bat.
怎么了？如果我们留在智利 Why? What? If we'd have stayed in Chile...
不许质疑我的权威。艰难时期这是必要措施 Stop questioning my leadership. That is not what is required in an emergency situation.
我开得好好的 I'm driving along...
我会负起责任的 I will deal with the responsibility.
于是我立刻负起了责任 And I dealt with it straight away.'
呃... Uh...
直接开溜 By leaving.
好的，跟上 Right, then. Follow me.
作为指挥官，我别无选择，相信我 As leader, I had no choice, and believe me, it's a responsibility that...
有时抛弃某些队员也是必要的 It unsettles that I've got to leave a man in the field.
现在我有点担心杰瑞米了，因为那辆保时捷 Now, that is a bit of a worry,to be honest,because the Porsche 928
的电路复杂性众所周知 was notorious for having very complicated electrics
其复杂性远远超出 and for having a lot of electrical gremlins
它那个年代所能理解的范畴 once it got beyond a certain age.
杰瑞米修好那辆车的几率？呃... Yeah, Jeremy's chances of fixing that car? Um...
他确实曾给自己的音箱走过线 He did once wire his own speakers,
重新装回音箱的那种 in the sense that he plugged them in at the back of stereo,
家用小插头，分左右的那种 at home, you know, when you get the little plugs, left and right.
神奇的是，在啥也没做的情况下 Mysteriously, without me doing anything at all
保时捷又复活了 the Porsche had come back to life,
勉强算是 sort of.
好吧，雨刮停不下来，仪表板没用了 OK, the wipers won't turn off,the dials aren't working,
加热器罢工，车灯也不亮了 the heater isn't working,the lights aren't working -
但是V8还在坚持工作！ but the mighty V8 is back in business!
但一英里后... However, a mile later...
引擎...哦天啊，咋回事？ Now the engine's... Oh, Christ.What's happened?
啥情况？ What is that?
钥匙拔下来了！ I have the key! It's off!
引擎和起动电机都还在运转 The engine and the starter motor were both jammed on,
只有拔掉蓄电池才让它们停了下来 and they could only be shut down by disconnecting the battery.
情况比我估计的还要糟 The situation is a lot worse than I thought.
这是减震器顶部正常的样子 This is what the top of the shock absorber should look like.
但你看这边，它已经顶穿了连接处 And if you look on this side you can see it's been punched
并且刺破了线束绝缘层 out of its mountings and has hit the wiring loom,
这导致整个电子系统混乱了 which is what has made the entire electrical system go haywire.
我能重新理线，修好减震器 Now, I can fix the wiring loom,probably fix the shock absorber,
但整个电路损伤了多少？ but what damage has been caused to all the electrical components?
我意思是，车灯还能工作吗？ I mean, do the lights work?
已经两点半了。还有五小时天黑 It's half past two now.Five hours of daylight.
与此同时，在远处，梅就晚上住宿的问题和我吵了起来 Meanwhile, further up the road, May was getting some bad news about that night's accommodation.
等等，你没说过晚上要露营 Hang on, you're not saying it's a bloody campsite.
你把我带到一条比智利更烂的路 You've brought me on a crap road,worse than the one we were on.
其中一辆车也毁了，我的莲花也就剩半口气了 We've got a car down,you've ruined the Lotus
这还不算，你还想让我露宿野外！ and at the end of this you want me to stay in a tent!
你睡到半夜可能会发现自己帐篷少了一根支柱 You might find one of your tent poles is missing,
但别担心，我知道它在哪 but don't worry, I know where it is.
我要把它插进你的... I'll have shoved it up your a...
我这的信号突然不好了，詹姆士 Signal's a bit dodgy this end at the moment, James,
但我猜你的信号应该还不错 but I guess you got the message back there.
这就是哈蒙德的路对我爱车干的好事 This is what Hammond's road has done to the inside of my wiring loom,
瞧瞧这里 look at this, just look at that.
看起来就像史蒂夫·奥斯汀的胳膊 （美国职业摔跤手兼影星，《敢死队》中饰演Dan Paine） It just looks like the inside of Steve Austin's arm.
平时他们叫我大猩猩 And they call me an orang-utan,
他们并不知道我有一双多么巧的手 they simply don't know what they're talking about.
经历了一整天痛苦的驾驶 At the end of a miserable drive
我又要面对晚上搭帐篷的考验 I was now faced with an evening's tenting.
一整天噩梦般的驾驶，毁了我的车 A whole day driving on a terrible road, wrecking my car,
可能失去了保时捷，震断了我的脊梁 possibly losing the Porsche,breaking my spine,
哈蒙德叫我搭帐篷，他去找食物 then Hammond says I have to put the tent up while he goes off to get the food.
我不知道怎么搭他的破帐篷 And I don't know how his tent goes together, and he knows
他也懂个鸟毛的烹饪 absolutely the square root of jack BLEEP about food and cooking.
我猜如果观众发现哈蒙德是这么一个 I wonder if anybody else... I wonder if the viewers find Hammond's
盲目乐观的二愣子会不会和我一样感到愤怒 chirpy, upbeat, Ross-on-Wye mannerisms as aggravating as I do?
好的，线都粘起来了，让我们试试能否发动 Right, everything is now taped up,so let's see if it starts.
嗯... Mum...
营地这边，我带回了晚餐的肉 At the campsite, I was returning with our evening meal.
希望他饿了 I hope he's hungry.
哈罗！ Hello! Hello!
晚餐到了 Dinner is here.
是的！ Yeah!
肉。很有趣 Meat. Yeah, very funny A lot of it.
但这梗我们用过了，杰瑞米在美国特辑这么干过 Yeah, but we've done that joke, cos Jeremy did it in the top part of America. Yeah.
大概七、八年前，你可能忘了 About seven or eight years ago,you've probably forgotten.
这次不同，这次能行 This time it's different,this time it's better.
你将品尝到...不，听着 What you're going to have...No, listen.
这回是正宗传统的加乌乔风味烧烤 （“加乌乔”是阿根廷、乌拉圭和巴拉圭所属潘帕斯草原牧民的统称） ..is a traditional, authentic gaucho barbecue.
这是一整头牛 That's a whole cow.
本地人很能吃肉 Hey, they eat a lot of meat round here.
搭好帐篷。我去搞定晚餐。加油 Finish the tent. I'll have it on in a moment. Seriously. Crack on.
好吧 Right.
确实，剥牛皮是个大问题 It's a problem, essentially,of getting the wrapper off.
经过数小时的奋战，哈蒙德的烤肉终于开始了 Several hours of peeling later,Hammond's dinner was underway.
我们边吃边聊那个被抛弃的同事 And while we ate, we discussed the fate of our colleague.
如果听见两个...或者一个气缸的声音 If we hear the sound of two...Well, or one cylinder,
那可能就是2CV，是 it's probably the 2CV. Yeah.
但如果超过两个，那就一定是保时捷 But any more than two,it must be the Porsche.
他怎么可能修好，他是个又二又... What if he couldn't fix it because he's stupid and ended up...
不，他对电路还蛮精通的 No, but he's an expert on electrics.
等等，听引擎声 Hang on that's an engine.
那是啥？ What is it?
全世界最郁闷的人出现了 It's the unhappiest man in the world, is what it is.
哦不！ Oh, no!
哦不！我以为...我其实觉得那是... Oh, no! I really...I honestly thought that would be...
哦等等，那是...他一直跟着我们。这才是！ Oh, hang on. That...It's stalking us. There it is!
他一定感到很骄傲 He's going to be so pleased with himself.
我干了太多修理活 I have been doing manual labour.
真的？ Good God. Really?
虽然不想承认，但我一直祈祷保时捷能复活 I hardly like to admit it, but I was praying that the Porsche would turn up.
我不想就这么看它挂掉。这真是太棒了 I didn't want to see it die.That is absolutely fabulous.
修车简直太脏了，弄得满手油泥 I've actually got dirty hands from actual work. Dirty hands. What was it?
我重新连接线束，修理ECU I had to fix the loom, fix the ECU,
找了些金属固定在引擎舱 and then find some metal,bolt that to the inner wing
把减震器修好 and reattach the top of the shock absorber to that.
干的漂亮。给我做晚餐了吗？ Oh, well done.Have you got any food for me?
喔，你说呢？ Oh, has he?!
我不记得这肉是哪个部位的 I can't remember where it came from,
有点记不清了 I sort of lost track.
有很多牛肉。这是其中一部分 There's a lot in a cow.That's... Um, that's a piece of it.
有蔬菜吗？ Have we got any vegetables?
这算蔬菜吗？是，香肠 Is that a vegetable over here? Yeah. Yeah, sausages.
欢迎回到营地，这是最重要的 Welcome to our little camp,that's the main thing.
我们今晚的旅馆在哪？ Right, where is the hotel where we're staying?
我刚才说了 - 欢迎回到营地 Well, I just said - welcome to our little camp.
什么？ What?
杰瑞米很愤怒的睡觉去了 Jeremy went to sleep that night quite cross.
为了让他振奋起来，梅和我想出个办法 So, to cheer him up, May and I came up with a plan.
那个，对，我弄这个 That one.Right, I'll do these bits.
实际上，这对他没啥影响 The thing is, it's not making any difference to him, ultimately.
但能给我们带来乐子 It's making a difference to our lives.
看起来不错 Oh! That's quite good.
不错 Quite good
我把它关掉。我们还有啥玩意？ I'm turning that off.Right, what else have we got?
另一边也弄上 Another one of those on the other side.
我要敲断他们身上的 Every bone in their crotches.
每根骨头 That's what I'm going to break.
为啥这么做？ Why have you done this?
没什么，你整天欣赏我们的靓车 It's all right, you get to look at an Esprit and a Mustang,
而我们却忍受你的丑车 we have to look at this all day,and it's dull.
我们让你的车更漂亮了 We've brightened it up.
你买过衣服吗？买过。你会在你衣服上乱贴东西吗？ Have you got a suit? Yes, I have.Did you have it made, did you buy it?
你会对导购说“能给我衣服上贴些乱七八糟的徽章吗？” Did you say, "Could you put some gold epaulets on it and a Happy Mondays badge?
“能给我来件同性恋大游行内衬吗？”你有这种要求吗？不 "Can I have a Gay Pride lining?" Did you say that? No.
是，但我没逼你整天看我的无聊衣服 Yeah, but I wouldn't make you look at me in my boring suit day after day.
而我们却不得不整天看你的无趣保时捷 We're obliged to look at you in your boring car.
现在我们眼前的是一辆风格特异的作品 Now we look at something with some interesting styling cues dashed about.
不，现在看上去就像五岁童穿他妈的鞋子 No, it looks like a five-year-old wearing its mother's shoes.
不，我觉得比以前更好看了 Well, that's more interesting than it was. It's better.
你为什么不点把篝火 Why don't you put the campfire out,
把自己的脸当柴烧了 and use your face.
还有件事 And there's one more thing, as well.
那是我的地图 That's my map.
你被罢免了。现在我管事 You're relieved of command.I'm with that.
出发后，天气开始变差 As we set off,the weather closed in.
我不喜欢这天气 I don't like this.
大雪中，我又发现一处他们做的手脚 And in the blizzard, I discovered another comedy jape from my colleagues.
搞什么鬼？ What in God's name...?
为什么在我仪表台上弄个刹车灯？ Why have you fitted my car with a brake light on the dash board.
提醒你刹车不是很有趣吗？ Well, it'll be interesting to monitor your own braking.
是吗？是吗？ Is it? Is it?
詹姆士和理查德是那种喜欢 James and Richard are the sort of people that would put
把乌龟翻个面取乐的类型 a tortoise on its back, for fun.
事实上，我的车确实有些小问题 In truth, though, I did have some genuine problems.
速度表，转速表，油压表，油量表 My speedo, my rev counter,oil pressure gauge, fuel gauge,
温度计，行车电脑，全完蛋了 temperature gauge,my trip computer, all dead.
哈蒙德的车也好不到哪去 Hammond's car wasn't much better.
呃，有人闻到烧焦气味了吗？ Um, can anyone else smell burning?
我们离终点还有900英里（1448公里） And we still had 900 miles to go.
这是片干涸的湖区 It was a dried up lake bed.
我觉得它是座天然赛道 I see it now as a racetrack
噢，这真是...！啊！ Oh, that was...! Argh!
谁还记得路在哪？ Can you remember where the road was?
这是个错误 This was a mistake.
上马 Just get on.
这真是太危险了，非常危险 It's bloody dangerous,this.Bloody dangerous.
我宣布这片土地归属诺福克郡，赐名莲花海滩 I claim this land for Norfolk and name it Lotus Beach.
拜托动一动，保时捷，拜托 Please move, Porsche, please move.
是的！拉力赛道 There you go! Rally stage.
我忘告诉他我背很疼 I didn't tell him I had a bad back.
抵达乌斯怀亚，建个运动场，玩玩足球，搞搞外交 Arrive Ushuaia, build stadium,play football, do diplomacy.
能出什么问题？ What can possibly go wrong with that?
目标车身后出现一群摩托车，目标车身后出现一群摩托车 Bikes behind the star cars,bikes behind the star cars.
他们在寻找那辆保时捷 They're looking for the Porsche.
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