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通緝
朱庇特 3英里
女士們先生們 Ladies and gentlemen,
歡迎來到美國畸形博物館的 welcome to the American Morbidity Museum's
發現之夜 Night of Discovery.
是你們無盡的好奇 It is your insatiable curiosity,
無法滿足的求知欲 your unquenchable quest for knowledge,
和慷慨的捐贈 and of course your generous donations
讓這個夜晚得以實現 that have made this evening possible.
感謝大家 All of you.
但我想特別感謝一個人 But I want to acknowledge one person in particular
沒有他 我們今晚都不會在這里 without whom none of us would be here tonight.
詹姆斯·馬頓先生 Mr. James Martone.
馬頓先生... Mr. Martone...
你真有那么一秒以為她要叫你的名字嗎 Did you think for a split second she was gonna call your name?
有何不可 Why not?
她應該感謝我 I certainly deserve it.
沒有我 哪里來的這場展覽 Without me, there wouldn't be a gala exhibition.
可是你和我 我們在黑暗中跋涉 But you and I, we toil in the dark,
不被承認 不被欣賞 unrecognized, unappreciated.
但拿錢多 But well paid.
為大家呈上 By presenting an exhibit
精致的畸形人展覽 of exquisite human anomalies.
我們稱之為 We call it
"現代畸形" "modern mutations."
海豹肢癥 Phocomelia.
通俗地說 In layman's terms,
就是紋身海豹人 the illustrated seal boy.
聽起來很不錯 That's a real nice fantasy,
但你要去哪里弄水箱 but where are you gonna get the tanks?
我已經跟威奇塔一家破產的水族館聯系好了 I already got one lined up from a bankrupt aquarium in Wichita.
我還租了鎮外的一個谷倉 I put a deposit on a barn outside of town,
我們可以先把尸體和水箱放在那兒 so we'll store the bodies and the tanks until the time comes.
但我跟你說過了 我不會參與殺人 But I told you, I'm not gonna be involved with murder.
不用擔心 意外時有發生 Oh, no, no. Accidents happen all the time.
常有人逃離馬戲團 不是嗎 People run away from the circus, right?
沒人會問起 No questions asked.
重點在于怎么防腐 The key is preserving the specimens,
讓尸體保持原樣 keeping up appearances.
你要把這些畸形人變成美麗的尸體 So these freaks are gonna be beautiful corpses?
怎么做 How?
下毒 悶死 還是淹死 Poison? Suffocation? Drowning?
這些主意都不錯 Yeah. All great ideas.
所以我得鉤住艾莎 That's why I got to keep Elsa on the hook.
我得有足夠的時間和機會去實現我的計劃 I have to have access and the time to finesse it.
我需要你做里應 And I need you on the inside to help me.
怎么了 下不了手嗎 What's the matter, you going soft?
才不是 No.
你得小心一點 親愛的 You need to put a little lead in your loafers, cupcake.
比畸形人更讓朱庇特討厭的 就是同性戀 The only thing people in Jupiter hate more than freaks are poofs.
把雜志扔掉 斯坦利 Get rid of the magazines, Stanley.
行了 Done.
那你是同意嘍 Does that mean you're in?
是的 I'm in.
但鑒于我要和他們住一起 But since I have to live with them,
分紅多算我5% I want an additional five percent.
這才像話 That's my girl.
眼睛永遠盯著錢 Always eyes on the prize.
艾莎小姐的奇珍異品收藏 Fraulein Elsa's Cabinet of Curiosities
要倒大霉了 is about to have a terrible run of bad luck.
朵拉 Dora!
已經7點15了 It's quarter past 7:00!
咖啡怎么還沒煮好 I don't hear the percolator on.
丹迪 Dandy!
母親 Mother!
-丹迪 -母親 - Dandy! - Mother!
母親 Mother!
有人闖進了我們家殺害了朵拉 Someone's broken into our home and murdered Dora.
天哪 丹迪 你都做了些什么 Oh, God, Dandy, what have you done?! Oh, God!
-很抱歉 -她對你就像母親一樣 - I'm sorry! - She's a mother!
她對我惡言相向 She was saying awful things to me!
你總是這樣 Just like everything else in your life,
-最后讓我替你收拾殘局 -我會幫忙的 - I'm the one who has to clean it up. - I'll help!
我們可以在后院菜園旁挖一個坑 We can dig a hole in the backyard by the potagerie.
去你房間里待著 Go to your room and stay there!
我今天都不想再看見你 And I don't want to see your face for the rest of the day!
馬爾斯小姐 Miss Mars?
你遲到了 斯賓瑟先生 You are late, Mr. Spencer.
請接受我最誠摯的歉意 My sincere apologies.
我在帳篷間迷路了 I was lost in the maze of tents.
這地方太神奇了 What an extraordinary place, a marvel.
而 And...
最神奇的是你 the most marvelous is you here
本人 in the flesh.
今晚座無虛席 It's a full house tonight, you know.
杜松子酒 Schnapps?
麻煩你有話直說 And please, get to the point.
沒有明星 演出無法進行 The show can't go on without its star.
如你所知 我是來自夢想之國 As you know, I'm here from the land of dreams--
加州 好萊塢 Hollywood, California.
你是哪家公司的 And who do you work for?
米高梅嗎 Is it MGM?
不是 No.
雷電華 RKO?
我效力于最大的廣播電視網 I work for the biggest network in television,
全球廣播網絡公司 WBN-- the Worldwide Broadcasting Network.
我相信 你這樣見過世面的女人一定知道 As I'm sure you're aware, being a woman of the world,
電視是新時尚 TV is the new thing.
我寧愿下油鍋 也不愿意上電視 I would rather be boiled in oil than... be on television.
要知道 本國超過四成的人口 You know, over 40% of this country's population
都擁有電視機 馬爾斯小姐 owns a television set, Miss Mars.
電視才是未來 TV is the future.
把銀幕上的美貌和魅力 Squeezing the beauty and glamour of the silver screen
都擠在一個小黑白盒子里 into that little black and white box--
這就是未來嗎 斯賓瑟先生 this is the future, Mr. Spencer?
這可真令人失望 I find it very depressing.
馬爾斯小姐 想象一下 But, Miss Mars, imagine yourself
每天固定時段 你都會出現在全國的客廳里 in everyone's living room at the exact same moment.
全美上下都會聽你歌唱并為之陶醉 Everyone in America listening to you sing and entertain them.
你的大名會傳遍大街小巷 Your name on the tip of everyone's tongue.
我的名字和什么速溶咖啡 My name alongside some of type of,
或洗發水擺在一起嗎 instant coffee or shampoo?
才不要 No.
我可以肯定的是 I know for a fact
電影是絕不會被你們的電視所取代的 motion pictures will never be replaced by your TV, no.
電影 Motion pictures
表達我們的靈魂 are the expression of our souls,
愿望和幻想 our inner dreams and fantasies.
你是說 So let me get this straight.
你寧愿在破帳篷里為農夫和管道工表演 You'd rather perform in front of a tent full of rednecks
也不愿意主演《艾莎·馬爾斯秀》嗎 and forego indoor plumbing than star in The Elsa Mars Hour.
我永遠不會去參與我眼中的 I would never participate in what I consider to be
藝術和文明的滅亡 the death... of art and civilization.
人各有所求 Not everyone wants the same thing.
我很期待觀看你的表演 I look forward to seeing your act.
我一定會為之傾倒 I'm sure it's gonna slay me.
沒錯 朋友們 That's right, folks.
我有記憶以來 For as long as I can remember,
就一直被稱為龍蝦男孩 I've been known as Lobster Boy.
被稱為龍蝦男孩 Known as Lobster Boy.
我有記憶以來 就一直被稱為龍蝦男孩 For as long as I can remember, I've been known as Lobster Boy--
海中之神的兒子 Son of Neptune, God of the Sea.
但我的鉗子并沒有拖我的后腿 But my pincers don't hold me back.
請看我的雜耍表演 Watch me juggle.
你還在排練嗎 You still rehearse?
是的 Yeah.
都這么多年了 我還是會怯場 After all these years, I still get stage fright.
我都不記得我們有滿場的時候 We haven't had a full house in as long as I can remember.
都是你的功勞 Well, that's because of you.
你是本地英雄 You're a local hero.
現在 我緊張得想吐 Right now, I want to throw up.
我可以幫你轉移注意力 I can take your mind off it.
讓我幫你看下手相 Let me read your palm.
我可以讀出你的未來 I'll tell you your future.
不了 謝謝 No, thanks.
你知道我怎么想嗎 Do you want to know what I think?
你害怕我會說出什么 所以不敢讓我看 You're scared of what I might say, so you're chickening out.
來吧 讓我看看你的手 傻瓜 Come on, give me your hand, stupid.
這有什么的 You got nothing to lose.
這里有個影子 There's a shadow here.
一個男人的影子 A shadow of a man.
他就要來了 He's coming soon.
他會對你說一些話 做出承諾 He'll tell you things, make you promises.
他是個騙子 He's a liar.
離他遠一點 Stay away from him.
從我手中能看到這么多嗎 You see all that in my hand?
你得離開 You need to leave
越快越好 往北走 as soon as possible; go north.
也許去紐約 Maybe New York.
紐約市 Big Apple, huh?
現在就離開 Go now.
你為什么不走 What's stopping you?
你那么聰明 又帥氣 You're smart, you're good-looking.
你想做什么都可以 You could do anything you want.
看來除了那個 Anything except that, I guess.
你的前途一片光明 Your future's bright.
只是里面沒有我的份 I'm just not in it.
把這話留給客人吧 Save it for the paying customers.
我居然會覺得自己跟你有戲 真傻透了 I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl like you.
有人看見戴爾了嗎 Anybody seen Dell?
今晚滿座 Full house,
這招呼客人的居然敢玩失蹤 and the damn barker's nowhere to be found.
我去找他 I'll look for him.
不行 你得讓小頭人準備開場 No, I need you to get the Pinheads ready for the opener.
吉米你去吧 Jimmy, you go.
這挨千刀的混賬 肯定是醉倒在篷車里呢 No good son of a bitch probably passed out drunk in his caravan.
謝謝 我的朋友 Thank you, my good man.
戴爾 開門 Dell, open up!
開門 戴爾 沒空讓你胡鬧 Come on, Dell! We don't have time for your shit!
快點 Let's go!
開門 Open up!
他不在 吉米 He ain't here, Jimmy.
他去哪了 什么時候回來 Well, where is he? When's he coming back?
天知道 Who the hell knows?
該死的 Shit.
趕緊收拾好了上臺了 Come on, get your stuff.
我沒心情 吉米 I ain't in the mood, Jimmy.
就因為那混蛋嗎 On account of that asshole?
我知道你們都覺得他不過是個惡霸 暴徒 Look, I know you all think he ain't nothing but a bully and a thug,
但你們不如我了解他 but you don't know him like I do.
是啊 他是個正直的好市民 Yeah, he's a regular Boy Scout.
我不是想要替他道歉 I ain't trying to make no apologies for him.
只是說 我們有過快樂的日子 It's just, we had a good life for a while.
我一直都是個畸形人 I'd always been a freak,
但他讓我為自己而驕傲 but he made me proud of who I was.
他帶我出去表演的時候 'Cause when he'd trot me out there,
我們是最佳組合 we were a team.
我一脫下斗篷 就會博得滿場的喝彩 I'd drop my cloak, and the crowd would gasp.
我從未覺得生活如此鮮活 Oh, and I never felt more alive in my life.
現在只剩一片麻木 Now all I feel is nothing.
空虛 Empty.
也許他不想再當我的搭檔了 Maybe he don't want to be on my team anymore.
你還在這兒干嘛 What are you still doing here?
整個鎮子的人都來看你了 The whole town's come out to see you.
趕緊去吧 Go on, now.
我什么也沒干 I didn't do anything.
你知道誰真勇敢嗎 You want to know who was brave?
米普 Meep.
有時生活有如絕望深淵 Sometimes life is just a bleak pool of despair,
你也無能為力 and there ain't nothing you can do about it.
你又知道些什么 What do you know about it?
你殺過人嗎 You ever kill somebody?
我讓我的驕傲和憤怒沖昏了頭腦 I let my pride and my anger get the best of me.
現在米普因我而死 And now Meep's dead because of me.
如今我再無法把這事抹去 And there ain't nothing I can do to ever wipe that off my slate.
我真希望能重頭再來 I wish I could take it back.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean it.
我很抱歉 米普 I'm sorry, Meep.
死的本該是我 It should have been me.
別哭了 Oh... oh, hush, now.
死的本該是我 It should have been me.
抱歉我沒能保護你 I wasn't there to protect you.
來 聽我說 Come on, come on, come on.
你是個好人 吉米 You're one of the good guys, Jimmy. Huh?
你是個好人 You're good.
不行... Uh, no...
讓我重新感受激情吧 吉米 Make me feel something, Jimmy.
我想再次感受那種激情 I want to feel... something again.
停下 停下 停下 Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
停下 停下 停下 Stop, stop, stop!
糟了 Shit!
救命 Help!
救命 她需要醫生 Help me! She needs a doctor!
天吶 她在大出血 Oh, my God, she's bleeding.
好多血 好多血 Blood! Blood! Blood!
我們需要一輛車 We need a car.
我得把她送到醫院去 I got to get her to a hospital!
你們趕緊各就位去 All of you, in your places now!
戴爾哪去了 Where's Dell?
他不見了 He's not here.
趕緊給我上臺去 Go and get up on that stage.
大伙兒都是來看你的 Folks are here to see ya.
這事我來處理 I'll handle this.
女士們先生們 掌聲送給肖蒂和佩珀 Salty and Pepper, ladies and gents!
接下來 And now...
有請巨星登臺 for the grand lady herself...
掌聲歡迎艾莎·馬爾斯小姐 welcome to the stage Fraulein Elsa Mars!
*在灰發女孩看來* *It's a god-awful small affair*
*這不過是件小事* *To the girl with the mousy hair*
*可她媽媽卻不許* *But her mommy is yelling, "No!"*
*爸爸也對她不理不睬* *And her daddy has told her to go*
*朋友也不見蹤影* *But her friend is nowhere to be seen*
*如今她夢想已經沉淪* *Now she walks through her sunken dream*
*她坐在最好的座位上* *To the seat with the clearest view*
*被大銀幕迷住了* *And she's hooked to the silver screen*
*可故事卻無聊得很* *But the film is a saddening bore*
*因為這故事她已經歷過無數次* *For she's lived it ten times or more*
*她可以唾棄那些蠢貨* *She could spit in the eyes of fools*
*他們居然叫她看* *As they ask her to focus on*
有人嗎 Knock, knock.
你想見我 You wanted to see me?
是啊 Yeah.
再跟我說說 Tell me more about this...
那電視的事 television.
怎么 What?
你還突然害羞起來了 All of a sudden now you're modest?
我從來沒看過醫生 Well, I ain't never been to no doctor before.
快躺在桌子上 Just get up on the table.
準備好了嗎 You ready for me?
是的 她準備好了 Yeah, uh, she's ready.
等等 Wait. Wait.
你要走了嗎 You're leaving?
不 你要是想的話我可以留下來 No. I can stay if you like.
陰道出血 你月事正常嗎 Vaginal bleeding. Do you have regular menses?
每個月都會出血嗎 Do you bleed once a month?
每月一次 當然沒有 Once a month? Oh, God, no.
一年來個幾次吧 Maybe a couple times a year.
但這不是那個 But this isn't that.
今晚我在跟吉米廝混 Tonight I was fooling around with Jimmy.
龍蝦男孩 Lobster Boy.
我覺得他給我捅了個洞 I think he pierced a hole right through me.
咱們看看吧 好嗎 Let's take a look, shall we?
沒事的 It's okay.
他要檢查一下 He's gonna take a look.
躺下吧 Lie down.
給你檢查一下 Gonna take a look at you.
腹部盡量放松 Just try to relax your belly.
你是在哪出生的 Where were you born?
費城 Philadelphia.
助產士拍著我的屁股說 The midwife smacked me on my ass and said,
"恭喜你瑪麗 生了個大胖小子" "Congratulations, Mary, you finally got you a boy."
我媽媽樂壞了 My mother was over the moon.
她給我起名叫德里克 那是她父親的名字 She named me Derek, after her father,
他是個棒球運動員 who was a baseball player.
還想著我說不定能跟隨他的腳步 Thought maybe I'd follow in his footsteps.
但我12歲時 一切都變了 But that all changed when I turned 12
我長出了三個乳房 and started growing these.
好了 大夫 Okay, Doc.
直說吧 Don't sugarcoat it.
助產士搞錯了 Well, the midwife was wrong.
你不是男孩 從來都不是 You're not a boy; you never were.
你可能是睪酮過量 You probably have an excess of testosterone.
迷惑了你的身體 Your body got confused
分泌出過多的雌激素以平衡睪酮 and produced more estrogen to compensate,
從而使你長出了第三只乳房 which may account for your accessory breast.
那我的丁丁是怎么回事 What about my ding-a-ling?
那不是陰莖 Um, that is not a penis.
那只是增大的陰蒂 That is an enlarged clitoris,
要是你感到困擾 我可以通過手術把它縮小 which I can surgically reduce if it bothers you.
但是無論是從生理上 But either way, physically
還是基因上來看 你都是個百分百的女人 and genetically, you are 100% woman.
至于你的出血 Now, the bleeding that you experienced,
是流產所致 that was a miscarriage,
我很遺憾地告訴你已經快三個月了 and I'm sorry to say that that was about 12 weeks.
雖然沒有受到傷害的跡象 Now, there was no sign of injury,
但是孩子是保不住了 but the baby was just not viable.
孩子 The baby?
要是你再等幾個月 If you wait a few months,
你和你丈夫可以再試一試 you and your husband can try again.
但是我必須說清楚 But now I must be blunt.
你這年紀不該等太久 At your age, I wouldn't wait too long.
我能跟戴爾生個孩子 I could have a baby with Dell.
一定要挖得深點 先生們 Make sure it's extra deep, gentlemen.
到了春天我可要種很多水仙球呢 I'm planting a whole slew of Narcissus bulbs for spring.
跟西伯利亞鳶尾種在一起可好看了 They're divine when arranged with Siberian Iris.
歌莉婭小姐 種水仙只要18英寸就好了 Miss Gloria, you only need 18 inches for Narcissus.
我們都挖了12英尺了 We're already at 12 feet.
那是從荷蘭進口的特殊球莖 They are special bulbs from Holland.
別質疑我 Please do not question me.
尸體會在下面慢慢腐爛 The body will decompose down there
為這些花提供養分 and give life to these flowers.
到了春天 In spring,
我們能看著一片五彩的花園 然后說 we will look down at the blanket of color and say,
她沒有白死 "She did not die in vain."
抱歉我殺了朵拉 母親 I'm sorry I killed Dora, Mother.
我真不想這樣給你添麻煩 I hate to have put you out like this.
你和你父親有一樣的毛病 You have the sickness like your father had before you.
他選擇了唯一抑制疾病的辦法 He stifled it the only way he could.
這些心理疾病 These mental perversions
是伴隨富貴榮華的苦難 are an affliction of the extremely affluent.
為守住金錢表親聯姻 Cousins marry cousins to protect the money,
好保全地產 to keep the estates whole.
近親繁衍 Inbreeding,
注定會使家族出現精神病患 becomes a right of passage to have a psychotic or two in the line.
開膛手杰克就是溫莎王室 天啊 Jack the Ripper was a Windsor, for God's sake.
我想當演員 母親 I wanted to be an actor, Mother.
你如果成全我 就不會發生這種事 None of this would've happened if you had let me.
我需要表現自己 I need to express myself.
求你了 母親 我... Please, Mother, I...
我不想和父親一個下場 I don't want to end up like Daddy.
吊死在一棵雞爪槭上 Swinging lifeless on a Japanese maple.
我不希望你這樣 I won't have that for you.
但如今是1952年 But it's 1952.
你不能就這么上街隨便挑個流浪漢殺掉 You can't just go around picking up vagrants and killing them.
會有人找他們 People are missed.
我會想到辦法的 I'll figure something out.
不不 我的小可愛 No, no, no, Ma Petite.
糊了一點 There's a smudge.
我必須完美 I have to be perfect.
我得給我的新電視節目拍宣傳照 I have to take publicity photos for my new TV show.
我必須美得夢幻 I have to be a fantasy.
是 艾莎小姐 Yes, Miss Elsa.
令人震驚 Astonishing.
可不是嗎 Isn't it just?
這一個看上去沒有另一個新鮮 Now, this one seems less pristine than the other.
那是因為她是先走的 That's because she went first.
這不影響價格吧 Uh, that won't affect the price, will it?
問一下 她們怎么... May I ask, how did they...
死的 expire?
你會信嗎 Would you believe it?
沒精神的這個得了感冒 The droopy one caught a cold.
瞧啊 Ta-da.
粉色紙杯蛋糕 Pink cupcakes!
如此款待我們 What a treat.
我覺得我們得好好慶祝你們的未來 Well, I thought we needed something to celebrate your future.
《塔特勒雙胞胎秀》肯定會大紅大紫 The Tattler Twins Hour is gonna be a smash hit.
嘗一個 Try one.
是你烤的嗎 Did you bake them?
多特 吃蛋糕 Dot, cupcake.
整個秀都是我倆嗎 The whole hour would be us?
我們怎么可能學那么多歌 How would we ever learn enough songs?
你們會迎來其它嘉賓 Well, you'd welcome other guests.
歌手 電視明星
佩里·科莫Uh, Perry Como.
女歌手 電視明星 目測是白人
黛娜·肖爾Dinah Shore.
我很崇拜黛娜·肖爾 Oh, I adore Dinah Shore.
我們以前不能放她的唱片 We were never allowed to play her records.
母親說她是混血黑人 Mother said she was high yellow.
你個小吃貨活該 Serves you right for being such a glutton.
剛開始抽鼻子 Started out as the sniffles.
后來愈發嚴重 Turned into something much worse.
肺炎 醫生是這么說的 Pneumonia, I think the doctor said.
真慘 How tragic.
是吧 Yeah, right?
愿她們安息 Bless their hearts.
看起來無害的小感冒居然有如此殺傷力 Amazing how something so seemingly innocuous can cause such damage.
天啊 Oh, God.
我感受不到她了 Oh, I can't hear her.
好疼 Oh, it hurts.
求求你 帶我們去醫院 Please, you have to get us to a hospital.
天啊 Oh, my God. Oh...
天啊 好疼 Oh, my God, it hurts.
求求你 求求你 Please, please, please, please.
多特 Dot.
吃紙杯蛋糕 Cupcake.
我不想吃紙杯蛋糕 I don't want a cupcake.
貝特 快醒醒 Bette, wake up!
快醒醒 我求求你 Wake up, please, I beg of you.
求你幫幫我 Please help me.
求你了 Please.
你應該吃蛋糕的 You should've had a cupcake.
味道很銷魂哦 They're to die for.
-是你烤的嗎 -我親手烤的 - Did you bake them? - With my own two hands.
不吃紙杯蛋糕 No cupcakes.
如果要當電視明星 We have to watch our figure
我們得好好保持身材 if we're gonna be television personalities.
沒錯 Right.
我本注定要成為有史以來最偉大的演員 I was destined to be the greatest actor of all time.
蒙迪·克利夫特 如果是我演了《郎心似鐵》 Monty Clift? If I had been in A Place in the Sun,
好萊塢著名雙性戀演員
該片導演
喬治·史蒂文斯就會讓我 George Stevens would have had me do
一絲不掛地拍攝走向電椅的鏡頭 the walk to the electric chair shirtless.
我郵購了一套查爾斯·阿特拉斯的健身教程 I mailed away for one of those Charles Atlas exercise routines
著名健美教練
我是在《超人》漫畫的背后看見的廣告 they advertise in the back of the Superman comics.
我還時常對著鏡子練習表情 And I practiced acting faces in front of the mirror--
悲傷 快樂 憂郁 sad, happy, moody.
-但母親不讓我表演 -我恨她 - But mother wouldn't let me. - I hate her!
可她阻擋不了我這顆金子發光 But she can't keep my greatness in the slips.
一扇門關上了 另一扇會打開 One door closes, another opens.
我的身子象征了美國 And this body is America,
強壯 勇武 充滿無限的潛力 strong, violent and full of limitless potential.
他們掙扎時 我的胳膊能把他們按住 My arms will hold them down when they struggle.
他們想逃走時 我的腿能追上他們 My legs will run them down when they flee.
我將成為美國的兇殺之神 I will be the U.S. Steel of Murder.
我身體里的心無法愛 My body holds a heart that cannot love.
朵拉死的時候 直直地看著我的眼睛 When Dora died, she looked right into my eyes,
我毫無所動 and I felt nothing.
小丑的出現就是為了給我指明方向 The clown was put on earth to show me the way.
為我展示殺人的魅力 To introduce me to the sweet language of murder.
但我不是小丑 But I am no clown.
我是完美 I am perfection.
我是偉大 I am greatness.
我就是未來 而未來將在今晚開啟 I am the future, and the future starts tonight.
-小心點 -對不起 - Watch it! - Pardon me.
兩杯亞歷山大白蘭地 Two Brandy Alexanders.
讓我瞧瞧 Let me see.
你在這種地方真是浪費才華 Ah, it's a goddamn waste you being here.
你畫的這些都能進 Your stuff should be in one of them hot shit
-德勞代爾的高檔畫廊 -真的嗎 - Fort Lauderdale galleries. - Yeah?
沒錯 Yeah.
前兩天有個洛杉磯的人來這兒 Hey, you know, some guy was in here the other day from Los Angeles,
說他們那兒有個大碼頭 and he said they have this big pier
直伸進海里 人們就在那兒 right out over the ocean and there are guys there
為游客畫漫畫 兩塊錢一幅 doing caricatures for the tourists for two bucks a pop.
我跟你說吧 西部現在是遍地黃金 I'm telling you, the west is where it's all happening now.
你覺得我能行嗎 You think I'm good enough to do that?
他說他要帶你去了嗎 Did he tell you he was gonna take you there?
他是在撒謊 'Cause he's lying, you know.
不過是個推銷員 Just a hound dog salesman
想在出差的途中來一炮 trying to get his rocks off when he's away on business.
你干嗎占有欲這么強 Why-why are you getting all possessive?
我也得工作 對吧 I got to work, right?
你和我不只是交易 'Cause you and me aren't just about work.
我一直跟你說 I keep telling you,
如果你想離開這里 if you're getting out of this place,
也是和我一起 it's with me.
我沒要離開 I'm not getting out.
我喜歡這里 I like it here.
我掙得多 I make good bread;
穆雷買通了警察 所以沒人找我們麻煩 Murray pays off the cops so no one bothers us.
最倒霉的也就是 The worst thing that happens to me is...
有些人太粗暴 褲子上會見血 a little blood in my shorts if someone gets a little rough,
或是把精液弄到我頭發上 or I get a load in my hair.
我說了 別跟我說這些事 I told you not to talk about things like that with me!
你只能有我一個 There are no other guys but me!
沒事 We're fine.
沒事的 It's all right.
聽我說... Look, I'm...
我幾乎每天都來 I'm here almost every day.
有時甚至不顧工作來找你 I skip out on work sometimes to be with you.
我們喝酒 聊天 We drink and we talk.
聊生活 About real life.
別說這都是為了賺錢 You can't tell me that's all on the clock.
沒錯 我們聊天 Yeah. We talk.
你也會向我傾訴 You tell me stuff, too.
你的老婆 About your wife.
還有你想要離開 都是大空話 About how you're gonna leave. Big talk.
說個不停 直到你完事 Usually lasts until you finish, and then...
我老二都沒擦干凈你就出門了 you're out the door before I can wipe my dick off.
你別逼我 This is hard for me!
我的生活很復雜 I got... I got a lot of complications.
我這輩子遇到過不少人 I've been doing this my whole life.
但和你一起 But with you,
我真的忘記了一切 安迪 I'm really gone, Andy.
我 I...
我愛你 love you.
愛我 Love me?
你才來鎮上一個月 You've been in town a month.
你知道我不理解你哪點嗎 戴爾 You know what I don't get about you, Dell?
你還有什么可擔心的 What do you have to lose?
這里大多的客人都是 I mean, most of the johns in here
商人 律師 父親 are businessmen, lawyers, fathers.
又沒人會要你加入美國商會 No one is inviting you to join the chamber of commerce.
你在躲誰 Who are you hiding out from?
你已經是個怪胎了 You're already a freak.
沒人知道我是這種人 And no one knows I'm one of them.
你想怎么樣 帥哥 So what's your play here, handsome?
我最終會離開的 Eventually I will leave.
-是啊 -但直到那之前 - Yeah. - But until then,
讓我給你找個小地方住 let me get you your own little place.
別繼續待在那間旅館了 Not that motel you're staying in, just...
找個有唱片機 a-a place with a record player
光線好的地方 好讓你作畫 and good light, where you can draw.
我不希望你繼續待在這里了 I don't want you hanging around this place no more,
讓這些變態占你的便宜 letting these creeps paw at you.
我覺得你還愛著你妻子 戴爾 I think you still love your wife, Dell.
我也是有心的 I got a heart, you know?
我有感覺的 I do feel things.
不論是掰鐵棍子 When I'm bending those steel bars
還是拿頭頂著三層雜耍演員 or I got a stack of three acrobats standing on my head,
我的手 我的肩膀像燒一樣的疼 it hurts like hot lead in my fingers and shoulders.
大部分人受不了這個疼 Most people can't take the pain.
但我行 But not me.
那疼痛不能控制我 The pain don't define me.
但我還是能感覺到 But I still feel it.
每次我離開這里 每次因為你有客人 Every time I leave this place, every time I can't go in
我不能見你 because you're with some other guy,
每次你把身體 giving yourself to him even though
獻給毫不在乎你的人 I know he doesn't give two shits about you.
沒有什么比愛一個你得不到的人 There is nothing worse than the hurt of loving someone
更痛苦的了 you can't have.
戴爾 Look, Dell...
我在這兒工作 I work here.
這是我的辦公室 This is my office.
我在這兒時 就只是在工作 When I'm here, I'm working.
你懂嗎 You get what I'm saying?
等等 先別走 Wait, stay a while.
我去買下輪酒 I'll get the next round.
你好 Hello.
你好啊 陌生人 Well, hello, stranger.
要來點什么 What would you like?
什么 Excuse me?
坐下談話是1塊 Well, it's a dollar to sit and talk,
跳舞是5塊 five for a dance,
去酒吧后面的小巷是10塊 ten to go into the alley behind the bar
帶我回家是20塊 and 20 to take me home.
他要讓我們當上電視明星 He wants to make us television stars.
我不懂 I don't understand.
我們會很開心的 We could have such a fantastic time,
在自己的電視節目上唱歌跳舞 singing and dancing on our own TV show.
你妹妹說得對 多特 I am with your sister, Dot.
千載難逢的機會自己送上門來了 The opportunity of a lifetime presents itself on a silver platter,
你還猶豫什么 and you hesitate?
不知他跟你們說了沒有 I don't know if he's told you yet,
他還邀我也一起去 but he has asked me to go as well.
你要做《塔特勒姐妹秀》的嘉賓嗎 Would you be a guest on the Tattler Sisters' Hour?
當然不 Hardly.
除了給我我自己的節目 In addition to having my own show,
他還請我指導你們 he has asked me to mentor you.
還有什么比這更好的呢 And what could be better?
因為我是最最 Because I, more than anyone,
關心你們的人了 want the very, very best for you.
我不信任她 I don't trust her.
那么 So...
今晚早點睡 ...go to bed early tonight.
好好休息 Get lots of rest.
等早上 And in the morning,
我安排了 I have arranged
鎮上最好的裁縫 for a discreet private fitting for you
來給你們量體裁衣 with the best seamstress in town.
明星永遠 Stars need always
要走在時尚前沿 to be fashionable.
她在打什么算盤 She's angling for something.
誰管呢 Who cares?
我很想要頂新帽子 I'd love a new hat.
親愛的 Hey, baby.
你去哪了 Where you been?
我到處找你 擔心死了 Been looking all over for you, worried sick.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我去看醫生了 I had to go to the doctor.
醫生 The doctor?
怎么回事 What happened?
你還好吧 Are you all right?
我很好 醫生說 I'm great. Doctor says...
我是個百分百的女人 I'm 100% woman.
我甚至可以生孩子 Turns out I can even have babies.
現在還不遲 It's not too late.
孩子 A baby.
太棒了 That's great.
是啊 It was.
可是艾瑟爾告訴了我真相 Until Ethel told me the truth.
你爸爸是個龍蝦手 Your daddy had the lobster hands.
艾瑟爾 Ethel.
那老婊子就是看我不順眼 Look, that old whore's got it out for me.
你不能相信她的話 You can't believe a word out of that mangy broad.
我這輩子 都以為自己是個畸形 And my whole life, I thought I was the freak.
骯臟 邪惡 我媽媽以前總這么罵我 Dirty, vile-- all the things my mama used to call me.
但你才是 戴爾 But it was you, Dell.
你才是 You're the one
你血管里流著畸形怪物的血 with freak blood running all through your veins!
你個懦弱的混蛋 你是吉米的父親 You chickenshit son of a bitch, you're Jimmy's father!
誰在乎吉米 Who gives a shit about Jimmy?!
我一想起來我浪費在你身上的青春 When I think of all the time I wasted on your sorry ass,
因為我以為我們這段虛偽的婚姻 'cause I thought this jacked up sham of a marriage
是我的全部 我無權奢求別的 was all I had, all that I deserved.
我告訴你 Well, let me tell you something.
我要讓自己過上正常的生活 I'm gonna get me my normal life.
住在漂亮房子里 生幾個孩子 The pretty house, have me some babies.
但不會是跟你一起 But not with you.
絕不是跟你一起 Never with you.
回答我 Hey, answer me this.
誰會要你這樣的大屌三胸的女人 Who's gonna go for a big-dicked, three-titted woman like you?
醫生說我下面只是過大的女性器官 Doctor says it's just extra-large lady parts.
可以整掉 All cosmetic.
他會給我做個手術 然后 He gonna do a surgery, and poof,
我就會跟街上的任何一個女人無異了 I'll look like any other lady just walking down the street.
你覺得外面的世界里有更好的人生嗎 Do you think there's something better out there for you?
你隨便怎么說吧 You go on and do your worst,
等我下面都整好了 'cause once they change me down there,
你也配不上我這樣的女人了 I'm gonna be too much woman for you anyway.
我要搬進艾瑟爾的篷車 I'm moving into Ethel's caravan.
在那里面 In there?
你怎么找到這地方的 How did you find this place?
是我一個朋友的 It belonged to a friend of mine.
真不錯 Charming.
我不是基佬 I'm not a fruit.
好吧 Okay.
但你付我100塊不是為了聊天的吧 But you didn't pay me $100 just to talk.
我有個主意 I have a keen idea.
我們背對背 We turn our backs to each other.
你脫掉你的衣服 我也是 You take off your clothes, and I'll take off mine.
數到三 我們一起轉過來 On the count of three, we turn around.
如果發生了什么奇跡 Whatever magic happens...
那就順其自然 happens.
好吧 Okay.
你很帥啊 You're very handsome.
但你已經知道了 But you already know that.
有人畫過你的像嗎 Has anyone ever painted you before?
我很想給你畫油畫 I'd like to do you in oils,
像畢加索那樣 立體派風格 Cubist style, like Picasso.
你能閉嘴嗎 我想好好做 Can you shut up now? I want to make this just right.
準備好了嗎 Ready?
嗯 Yup.
一 二 三 One... two... three.
你怎么還動 Why are you still moving?
救命 Help me!
你應該死了啊 You're supposed to be dead.
-救命 -死吧 - Help me! - Just die!
好殺手第一規則 Rule number one of a good killer:
確保銷毀一切證據 make sure all the evidence is gone.
首先是四肢 Start with the limbs.
你怎么還活著啊 How can you be still alive?
你讓我好難過 You're making me feel bad!
停下 Stop it!
求你 殺了我吧 Please... kill me.
殺了我吧 Please kill me.
喂 Hello?
莫特太太 Hello, Mrs. Mott.
我是瑞金娜·羅斯 朵拉的女兒 This is Regina Ross, Dora's daughter.
您好嗎 How are you today?
挺好的 你呢 Fine, fine. How are you?
我很好 I'm wonderful.
我真的很喜歡在 I'm really enjoying my time here
紐約市巴比松秘書學校學習 at the Barbizon Secretary School in New York City.
我學到了好多東西 I'm learning so much,
我希望畢業之后能 and I'm hoping to be placed in a position
進入律師事務所 at a law firm as soon as I graduate.
說實話 我現在很忙 瑞金娜 Quite frankly, I'm completely overwhelmed, Regina.
我得回頭打給你了 I'll have to call you back another time.
真遺憾 莫特太太 Well, I'm-I'm sorry to hear that, Mrs. Mott,
我只是擔心我母親 but I'm concerned about my mother.
我們每周都通話 但她昨天沒打來 She missed our weekly phone call yesterday.
她還好吧 Is she all right?
她沒事 Yes, she's fine.
你母親工作很忙 親愛的 Your mother works very hard for me, dear.
她現在去農產品小攤買冬南瓜了 Right now, she's at the farm stand buying winter squash,
而且節日要到了 and with the holidays coming up,
她大概這一個月都沒時間給你打電話了 I doubt she'll have much time to call you for a month at least.
麻煩您讓我媽媽一回家就給我打電話 You tell my mother to call me the minute she gets home.
我會轉告的 I'll tell her.
瑞金娜 我能問你個問題嗎 Regina, may I ask you a question?
你和丹迪小時候一起玩過 You played with Dandy when you were a child.
你像家人一樣跟我們住在一起 You spent time with us as a family.
是啊 夫人 Yes, yes, ma'am, I did.
你印象中我是什么樣的母親 What are your remembrances of me as a mother?
我不記得您跟我們在一起過 I don't remember you really being with us.
跟他在一起 With him.
一直都是保姆 而且辭職得很頻繁 There were always the nannies, who quit regularly,
他老是咬她們 he bit so many of them.
我小時候就是這么帶大的 I raised my child as I was raised.
有次他發高燒 要找我 He called for me once when he had a raging fever.
我沒進他的房間 I didn't go in his room.
我怕我不知道怎么安撫他 I was afraid I didn't know how to comfort him.
所以我叫他的家庭教師去了 So I sent his governess in.
他后來再沒找過我 He never called for me again.
莫特太太 Mrs. Mott?
莫特太太 Mrs. Mott, I-I...
我覺得很尷尬 I'm feeling really uncomfortable,
所以我這就掛了 so I'm going to go now.
請轉告我媽媽給我打電話 Please tell my mother to call me.
謝謝 Th-Thank you.
母親 Mother?
艾莎小姐 Miss Elsa?
你不是說我們要進鎮嗎 Didn't you say we were going into town?
剛剛的路標顯示該往左走 That sign back there said it was to the left.
相信我 親愛的 Trust me, liebchin.
我有了個更好的主意 I have got even a better idea.
特利多先生 Mr. Toledo,
我想說我十分遺憾 I want to say how sorry I am for your loss.
流產總是令人失望痛心 A miscarriage is always a bitter disappointment.
是啊 Yeah, that's true.
沒辦法 只能努力 What are you gonna do? You got to play to win, right?
你怎么 So you were what,
是北部的大外科醫師嗎 some kind of fancy surgeon up north?
可以這么說吧 You could say that, I suppose.
那你怎么來這里了 What brought you down here?
我和妻子搬來這里 My wife and I moved down here
離我女兒和她家人更近些 to be near our daughter and, uh, her family.
但不是為了退休 But not to retire.
半退休吧 Semi-retired.
我喜歡忙碌 I like to keep busy.
大忙人啊 Busy, busy body.
什么 I'm sorry?
聽說你要給我家德茜做手術 I hear you're gonna operate on my Dessi,
把她變成如假包換的女人 make her into a bona fide female.
她本就是女人 Well, she is a female.
如果做下整形手術 能讓她開心 But if a little cosmetic change makes her feel better,
我覺得這也不妨 I don't see the harm.
幫我個忙 好嗎 醫生 Do me a favor, all right, Doc?
別去碰我妻子 You keep your hands off my wife,
我就不去碰你的家人 and I'll keep my hands off your family.
-聽懂了嗎 -抱歉 - You got it?! - I'm sorry.
你當然會覺得抱歉 You sure are sorry.
或許你該正式退休了 Maybe it's time for you to retire for real.
讓你的奇跡之手好好歇幾年 Give these magical hands of yours a little rest!
要做做一對兒 Let's make it a matching set.
你現在再做手術試試啊 Try to operate with those.
你可能會想去找警察 Now you might be thinking about talking to the police,
你如果敢找他們 but if you talk to them
或德茜 或任何人 or to Dessi or anyone else,
我就去找你那些漂亮的孫子孫女 I'll pay a visit to those beautiful little grandkids of yours.
他們的小手指 Their tiny little fingers,
會像樹枝一樣容易折斷 they'll snap like twigs.
你好 你來干什么 Oh, hello. What are you doing here?
我給你帶來了你要的東西 I have brought you something I believe you want.