我没什么值钱的东西能给你 斯宾瑟先生 I don't have anything of value to give you, Mr. Spencer.
两天前
我有个主意 可以让你筹到钱 I might have an idea how to raise the funds.
我在这一行待很久了 I've been around long enough to know
知道娱乐圈有两个方向 that there are two sides to show business.
通过好莱坞的关系 Through my Hollywood connections,
我结识了一些 I know of a certain collector
对畸形秀很感兴趣的收藏家 who's fascinated with freak shows.
有个 Now, this...
人愿意付一大笔钱 person is willing to pay a lot of money
买下你们这行 for memorabilia connected to...
有纪念价值的东西 your business.
我没有和秀相关的东西 我什么都没有 I have nothing from the show. I have nothing.
你有你的手啊 You have your hands.
什么意思 What are you talking about?
你的钳子 Your claw.
放在玻璃罩里 Under glass,
绝对能成为热议的话题 this would be a fascinating conversation piece.
这足以凑够钱给你雇个好律师 This could bring in enough money to hire a good lawyer.
他能把你从监狱救出来 He can get you out of this jail cell.
你要把我的手割掉 You want to cut off my hands?
只要你的左手 Just the left one.
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?!
不行 I can't.
我还是指望公设辩护律师吧 I'll take my chances with a public defender.
你还不明白吗 Don't you get it?
你不可能活着从这儿出去的 You're not getting out of here alive.
我听说了上一次你们一个畸形人 I heard what happened the last time
被关进来后发生了什么 one of your freaks got locked up.
他叫什么来着 米普 What was his name... Meep?
把这个喝了 You drink this.
剩下的我来解决 I'll take care of the rest.
别傻了 Oh, don't be an idiot.
把这个拿去 Just take this...
给自己一个活下去的机会 and give yourself a chance to live.
如果我走了 If I walk out of here...
你就只能靠自己了 you're on your own.
守卫 Guard!
这个囚犯病重 I got a very sick prisoner in here.
他必须马上去医院 He's got to get to the hospital right away.
科尔奎特警探下了死命令 I've got strict orders from Colquitt.
他必须待在监狱里 He stays in the cell.
不不不不 No. No, no, no.
如果他死在你手里 A cell is where you're going to end up
待在监狱里的可就是你了 if he dies in there on your watch.
这是急症 This is a medical emergency.
我会告死你小子 I will bring the full fury of the law down upon your head
除非你马上去给我叫救护车 if I don't get an ambulance now!
警察入口
你来得还真快 You sure got here fast.
我就在附近 I was in the neighborhood.
救护车
别担心 吉米 Don't worry, Jimmy,
你现在在我手上了 you're in my hands now.
我在哪儿 Where am I?
镇医院 County hospital.
你一稳定下来 Cops are ready to take you back
警察就会带你回去 as soon as the doctor says you're stable.
应该只要一两天 Should be in the next day or so.
你能给我点止痛药吗 Can you get me something for the pain?
想都别想 I don't think so.
我朋友莫娜也参加了那个保鲜盒派对 My friend Myrna was at that Tupperware party.
翻译 燕窝窝窝窝头 磨旧的时光 萨萨 爵士年代蓬蓬裙
翻译 肉松 丽丽芙 面条打包子 持久君 猫妖柒 草草
时间轴 讷讷 仓鼠 小式 燕窝窝窝窝头
后期 宝宝 校对 草草 总监 草草
美国恐怖故事 畸形秀
第四季 第十一集
亲爱的日记 Dear Diary.
我曾多次听艾莎小姐说 I've heard Miss Elsa say, on many an occasion,
她的畸形人是世上最勇敢 that her freaks are the bravest,
最诚实的人 most honest people on earth.
过去噩梦般的几个月揭露了这话背后 These last nightmarish months have revealed the powerful,
意想不到的真相 unexpected truth in those words.
他们本该躲起来 With every reason to hide themselves away,
怨天尤人 可他们却恰恰相反 bitter and self-pitying, they do the opposite.
他们是世上最开心的人 They are, in fact, the most joyous people on earth.
原因 The reason?
他们奉行绝对的享乐 They believe in absolute pleasure.
正是我们这辈子一直被教导要回避的东西 The very thing we've been taught to deny ourselves our whole lives.
今天我们自由了 Today I declare us to be free.
我恢复了我原来的发色 I've gone back to our comfortable mousey brown.
我不用再改变样子了 I don't need to be different anymore.
我姐姐是我唯一需要的 My sister is all I need now.
而我也是她唯一需要的 And I'm all she needs.
对吉米的爱已将多特的心伤得千疮百孔 Loving Jimmy has left Dot's heart in a thousand pieces.
而认为丹迪是我的救星 也是愚蠢之极 Believing in Dandy as my savior was an exercise in foolishness.
你们好 Hello, loves.
我听说他和潘妮跟柔术演员一起做 I hear he and Penny do it with the contortionist.
我们找到了归属 We are where we belong.
这个地方 这些人 他们就是我们的世界 This place, these people, are our world,
而这里如同一场盛宴 and it is like a banquet,
满是欢愉的选择 full of delicious possibilities.
但我们的首要目标是做爱 But our top priority is sex.
说来难以相信 可我浪漫的贝特 Hard to believe, but my romantic Bette
甚至不知什么是高潮 has never heard of an orgasm.
我们要找一个都喜欢的人 We will pick someone we both find appealing
跟他来一发 and get on with it.
我说的是亲我 不是舔我 I said kiss me, not lick me.
但我是法国人 But I am French.
他不是那个人 多特 He's not the one, Dot.
谢谢 图卢兹 今天就到这儿吧 Thank you, Toulouse, that's enough for today.
这就是我最后的一篇了 日记 So this has been my last entry, Diary.
我们不再需要秘密 We have no need for secrets.
我们再不需要对彼此有所隐瞒 There is nothing to hide from one another any longer.
别怕 她不会咬你的 Don't be scared, she won't bite you.
看到没 它们很友好 容易照顾 See? They're friendly, easy to care for,
跟什么都搭配 and they go with anything.
适合每一位女士的小饰品 The perfect accessory for any lady.
这是怎么回事 What's happening over here?
我以为我们要排练 I thought we had rehearsal scheduled.
你们好 这是切斯特 Hello, girls. This is Chester.
他是在给我们展示自己的商品 He's just been showing us some of his wares.
切斯特是名推销员 Chester's a salesman.
旅行推销员吗 A traveling salesman?
你听说过这种人的事吧 You know what they say about them.
反正我是旅行到了这里 Well, I traveled here, anyway.
一路从佐治亚州而来 From down Georgia way.
我就是在那里养大这些小可爱的 That's where I raise these beauties.
你有个蜥蜴农场啊 You have a lizard farm?
是变色龙 Chameleons.
我在那里有个温室 Have a hothouse back home.
它们喜欢温暖的气候 They do love the heat
偶尔喂点新鲜蟋蟀 and a fresh cricket every now and again.
除此之外 很好养活 Otherwise, they don't ask for much.
它们真美 They're beautiful.
他们只是渴望被爱 渴望归属感 I think they just want to be loved. To belong.
贝特 这年轻人正朝你抛媚眼呢 Bette, I do believe this young man's making eyes at you.
所以它们才那么急于与自然融为一体 Maybe that's why they want to blend in.
真是个有趣的爱好 That is a very interesting hobby.
战后 医生让我 The doctors said I needed to do something to
想办法放松精神 calm my nerves after the war.
养这些小家伙挺有效 They seem to do the trick.
-你参过战吗 -是的 女士 - You were in the war? - Yes, ma'am.
诺曼底登陆 Normandy Beach.
受伤了 他们是这么告诉我的 Wounded, so they tell me.
但比其他人好多了 But better off than most of the other fellas,
因为我还有命站在这儿 'cause, well, here I am.
是啊 Yes.
我脑子里有金属片 Got a metal plate in my head, so...
所以我打雷天从不出门 I never go out in a thunderstorm.
那你怎么会来佛罗里达呢 切斯特 And what brings you to Florida, Chester?
为了你们 You do.
为了你们戏班子 Well, your troupe, I mean.
听到你们的传奇后 我决心亲眼来看看 When I heard tell of it, I had to come see for myself.
你听说过我们的事 You've heard of us?
当然 Of course.
货真价实的畸形秀 A bona fide freak show?
我都不知道如今还有呢 Heck, I-I didn't think there were any left.
我看过其他一些穿插在 I mean, I'd seen some of the sideshows
大型演出中的附带节目 that travel with the larger outfits.
但大多只是些噱头罢了 But they're mostly hokum. Mm.
我追过几个戏团 I did bird-dog a couple of them.
我还参加过林林兄弟和巴纳姆贝利马戏团的选拔 I even auditioned for Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey once.
但估计我还不够格 But I guess I didn't have what it takes.
-你有节目吗 -这个嘛... - You have an act? - Well...
也不是什么厉害的招数 not much. I...
我也就会点小魔术 like to think I do a little magic.
我自以为能登台 Thought I'd be good for the stage,
但他们让我赶紧消失 but then they told me to disappear.
我觉得他太棒了 I think he's wonderful.
他长得很帅 He's very handsome.
也许他就是我们命定之人 He could be the one.
谁有兴趣看看 So, who's interested?
希望战场上负的伤 Let's just hope that war wound
没有损害他的雄风 didn't break anything important.
我去监狱探望你 I went to the jail to visit you.
他们却让我来这里 They sent me here.
你又惹上了什么麻烦... What kind of trouble did you...?
是警察做的吗 Did the cops do this?
他们不能逃脱制裁 They can't get away with butchering you!
是我把手买了 I sold them.
你能相信这样的交易吗 Can you believe that's a thing?
出卖自己的双手 Selling your hands?
理查德·斯宾瑟 好莱坞的那家伙 Richard Spencer, that Hollywood guy.
他会给我请律师 很好的律师 He's going to get me a lawyer, a good one,
但我需要钱支付律师费 but I needed cash for the retainer.
他跟我说有人愿意 So he said there was a guy
花重金买我的手 who'd pay good money for them.
你不该相信那家伙 You shouldn't have trusted that guy.
你认识他吗 我怎么不知道 I didn't even know you knew him.
他跟那些好莱坞混蛋一样 He's just one of those Hollywood types.
他答应我只砍一只手 He promised me he was only going to take one of them.
你觉得他为什么要砍掉我两只手 Why do you figure he took them both?
因为他是个谎话连篇的混蛋 Because he's a lying prick.
不 他不是 No, he's not!
我只能信他 I got to believe he's not.
他是唯一一个来看我 He's the only person who came in
给了我一丝希望的人 showing me any kind of hope.
我以为我会死在那牢房里了 I was guaranteed to die in that cell
我只能赌一把 指望他能把我弄出去 or take a chance and bet my hands that he can get me out.
能喂我一下吗 Do you mind?
现在装假肢的技术已经很不错了 Some of them prosthetics they got nowadays-- pretty good.
我认识一个在瓜达康纳尔岛丢了双手的人 Uh... I knew this guy who lost both of his hands at Guadalcanal.
在阿斯伯里帕克市一个高档餐厅当厨子 He was a cook at a fancy place in Asbury Park.
他两只手都是钩子 他能... He had these two hooks, and he could, uh,
剁菜 切菜 混菜 he could chop and dice and mix--
跟普通厨子没差别 all that normal cook shit.
知道这一切都结束后 Hey, you know what I was thinking about doing
我想干什么吗 after I get this all straightened out?
我想看看能不能把艾莎的剧团买下来 I'm gonna see if I can buy the show from Elsa.
她要走了 不是吗 或许能便宜点卖给我 She's leaving, right? So I figured she'd sell it to me for cheap--
肥水不流外人田嘛 keep it in the family and all that.
我和你一起 I'll go in on that with you.
特利多父子畸形秀 Toledo and Son Freak Show.
我一直不明白 Hey, you know what I don't get.
你为什么不是龙虾手 How come you don't got the lobster claws?
因为我是特利多家的异类 Because you are looking at the black sheep of the Toledo family.
我父亲和我的两个兄弟都是 My dad and my two brothers, they had it.
著名的特利多龙虾手家族 The Famed Toledo Lobster Claw Clan.
可是 每次我给父亲端啤酒的时候 Meanwhile, I'd bring my father a beer
都特别紧张 以致双手颤抖 and I was so nervous, my hands would tremble
常常把酒杯摔碎 父亲就会说 and I'd drop it half the time, and he'd say,
白长了五个好指头 却连杯酒都端不好 "Five good fingers and you can't even hold on to a bottle of suds.
或许我该给你一个个咬掉 Maybe I should just bite 'em off one at a time."
想想吧 Imagine that--
因为正常 反倒成了怪物 being a freak for being normal.
我只看了一眼你的龙虾手 I took one look at those claws...
就忙不迭地逃了 I ran away from you as fast as I could.
现在我都快50岁了 I'm almost 50 years old,
才第一次给儿子喂饭 and I'm feeding my son for the first time.
马尔斯小姐 Miss Mars...
也许 perhaps you
你对中国九连环会感兴趣 would be interested in the Chinese Linking Rings.
三个密封的铁环 Three solid steel rings.
看吧 Watch.
却连在了一起 All three linked.
求你停下吧 停下 Please stop. Just stop.
我们是... We are...
畸形秀 不是魔法秀 a freak show, not a magic show.
明白了吗 You understand?
我明白了 女士 I do understand, ma'am.
抱歉浪费了你的时间 I'm sorry to have wasted your time.
我从小就梦想着成为 I've just always dreamt of being a professional magician
专业魔术师 since I was a wee boy.
可是工作太难找了 You have no idea how tough it is to come by those jobs.
我只是个普通人 I'm mostly just an ordinary Joe.
不过我的玛乔莉就不一样了 Unless you count my Marjorie.
谁是玛乔莉 And who is Marjorie?
一个木偶 A dummy.
她不太喜欢那种称呼 She doesn't much care for that word.
玛乔莉 Now, uh... now, Marjorie, uh,
这可能是我们未来的老板 this is a potential employer,
所以一定要好好表现哦 so, uh, please try to make a good impression.
我向来表现好 你才是真正的傻瓜[木偶] I always do. You're the real dummy.
你会搞糟的 就跟别的事一样 You'll screw this up like everything else.
看起来有人的起床气不小啊 Seems like someone's woken up on the wrong side of the bed.
我睡在板条箱里 Wrong side of the crate.
玛乔莉 那也太... Marjorie, that's not...
她就会开玩笑 She's such a kidder.
其实她是我最好的朋友 She's actually my best friend.
如果没有她 我都不知道该怎么生活 I don't know what I'd do without her.
是啊 Yes, well...
你和你的小朋友很可爱 不过 you and your little friend are very charming, but, uh...
很可惜 现在我们没有空缺 it's a shame we don't have any openings at the moment.
听我说 Look, well, it...
是否可以让我 might it be possible for me
在表演开始前卖变色龙呢 to sell my chameleons before the shows?
我会把得到的利润分给你一半的 I-I insist on splitting the profit with you 50-50.
没有人愿意买小蜥蜴 No one wants to buy baby lizards.
其实 不是这样的 女士 Well, ac-actually, that's not true, ma'am.
在梅肯的时候 我... In, uh... in Macon I made...
一晚上就赚了15块 第二晚赚了20块 I-I made 15 bucks in one night and-and 20 bucks the next.
你看 Here.
好多数字啊 Hmm, so many numbers.
你算数很好吗 So you are good with math?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
好极了 Fascinating.
这样吧 You know, uh,
或许你愿意 perhaps if you were willing
来帮我们记账 to help out with our bookkeeping...
我可以让你 做暖场表演 ...I could let you, uh, warm up the crowd.
我不知道该说什么了 I'm... I'm speechless.
你听到了吗 玛乔莉 Did you hear that, Marjorie?
艾莎小姐让我们留下了 Miss Elsa said we can stay.
艾莎小姐 Miss Elsa...
我是个单纯的人 I am a simple man,
不过我曾九死一生 but I have been to hell and back.
你... You...
给了我和玛乔莉一个容身之所 have given me and Marjorie a place.
一个目标 A purpose.
一个家 A family.
成了 This is it.
这是我们的机会 This is our chance.
为什么宣传海报上没有我 How come I'm not on the bill?
玛乔莉 海报上也没有我 Marjorie, I'm not even on the bill.
只说是"魔术表演" It's just gonna say "Magic act."
你就这样让她占你的便宜 You let her take advantage of you.
你卑躬屈膝 真可悲 You groveled. It was sad.
不许这样跟我说话 Don't talk to me like that.
太不友好了 It's not nice!
不许噘嘴 And don't pout.
我不是一直都在照顾你吗 Don't I always take care of you?
我以为听到了说话声 I thought I heard voices.
我刚才在彩排 I'm just rehearsing.
这样啊 Right.
胭脂还是别涂那么浓了 Might want to go easy on that rouge.
你看起来像刚从《胡桃夹子》里走出来 You look like you just marched out of The Nutcracker Suite.
胡桃夹子 Nutcracker.
-这个放在哪里 -我告诉过你 - Where does this one go? - I told you,
皮衣和长袍要放到这个箱子里 furs and gowns go in this trunk,
戏服要放在那个箱子里 and the costumes in that trunk.
不 No!
什么 艾薇 艾薇 What? Eve, Eve.
那件看起来像是戏服吗 Does that look like a costume to you?
-是吗 -好吧 其实 - Huh? - Well, truthfully,
有时候 你的衣服真不好归类 sometimes it's hard to know with you.
我会怀念你这副毒舌的 亲爱的 You know, I'm going to miss that sharp tongue of yours, my darling.
他人呢 Where is he?
你问谁 Where is who?
你的好莱坞大亨 斯宾瑟 Your Hollywood hotshot, Spencer.
我要干掉他 I'm gonna kill him.
你胡说什么呢 What are you babbling about?
他的双手 His hands.
吉米为了请律师把手砍了 Jimmy cut off his hands to pay for an attorney.
明天要送他回监狱 They bring him back to prison tomorrow.
不 No.
他没了双手 还怎么保护自己 How can he defend himself if he doesn't have his hands?
你得把他弄出监狱 You have to get him out of there.
听到了吗 你得把他弄出监狱 Do you hear me? You have to get him out of there.
戴尔 Dell!
你骗了吉米 You lied to Jimmy.
那晚你闯入我篷车的目的 About that night you came into my caravan.
你告诉他你想跟我一起表演 You told him you wanted to put an act together.
听着 那事我真心抱歉 Look, lady, I'm sorry about all that mess-- I really am--
但我现在没功夫跟你扯这事 but I just can't go round two with you right now.
不 不 No. No.
我觉得我们应该联手 I think we should put that act together:
壮男和壮女 Strong Man and Strong Woman.
救出吉米 I'm talking about Jimmy.
我想帮你 I want to help.
跟我来 Come with me.
女士们 Ladies?
切斯特 Chester.
快请进 Do come in.
告诉你们个惊天好消息 I have the most exciting news.
艾莎说过了 她留你在这儿表演魔术 Elsa told us-- she's going to let you do your magic act.
没错 Yes.
你为我担保 我无以为谢 And I cannot thank you enough for vouching for me.
我给你俩 I got you two
准备了点小东西 a little something.
来 Go on.
打开吧 Open it up.
太可爱了 Oh, it's so charming.
谢谢 Thank you.
我差点忘了最好的消息 Oh. I almost forgot the best part.
艾莎小姐让我进了储物帐篷 Miss Elsa sent me to the storage tent,
允许我翻找那些老道具 gave me permission to rummage through some of the old props.
你们绝对猜不到我找到了什么 You will never guess what I discovered.
真是个珍品收藏室 What a trove of wonders.
要我说就是堆垃圾 Mostly junk, you ask me.
这是什么 What's this?
这是戴尔的东西 This is all Dell's crap.
逃逸术大师胡迪尼的弟弟
我猜是他跟哈丁·胡迪尼共事时偷来的 I bet he nicked this when he was working with that Hardeen Houdini.
表演中国水刑的 Chinese water torture.
对我来说 跟戴尔待五分钟就算酷刑了 Which, for me, is five minutes with Dell.
正宗的戈尔丁锯盒 A genuine Goldin's Sawing Box.
这是魔术师用来表演把女人 That's a trick box magicians use to...
锯成两半的机关盒 to saw a lady in half.
而且状态良好 It's still in good shape, too.
我们不想被锯成两半 We don't want to be sawed in half.
现在不想了 Not anymore.
不 那只是个经典的魔术 No, no, it's a classic illusion.
我从观众中选出一位志愿者 I pull a volunteer out of the audience,
其实是我事先安插进去的 only it's actually a plant.
她的头和脚露在外面 Her head and feet are exposed
这时观众看到的还都是真的 so that the audience can see the real deal.
然后我会旋转箱子 I spin the box around,
骗术就是趁这时 and that's when the trick happens.
柔术演员必须在我把箱子切成两半之前 You see, your contortionist has to pull her entire body
把整个身体蜷缩进箱子的前一半里 up into the first half of the box before I saw the rest in half.
你为什么要告诉我们这些 Why are you telling us all this?
这样看魔术的惊喜就没了 You're ruining the surprise.
因为我的助手必须知晓所有秘密 Because my assistants need to know all my secrets.
魔术的重点就是要分散观众的注意力 Magic is all about distracting an audience.
还有什么比你俩更能令人分神的吗 And what better distraction than you two?
为什么 Why?
因为我们是畸形人吗 Because we're freaks?
不 不 No... No.
因为你们太美了 Because you're beautiful.
你们仔细听我说 You listen to me carefully.
当我第一次看到你们俩 我就 When I first saw you two, I was...
被深深吸引 so taken.
不仅仅是因为你们的美貌 And not just by your beauty.
我不知道该如何解释 I don't know how to explain it.
就好像 It was like...
好像见到了老朋友一样 like I was seeing old friends.
有种回到家的感觉 It was like I was coming home.
你真的认为我们很美吗 Do you really think we're beautiful?
要不然我为什么选你们 Why do you think I chose you?
所有魔术师的助手都必须是美女 All magician's assistants have to be beautiful.
这是传统 That's tradition.
所以 So...
你们来转移观众的注意力 you'll divert the audience
而我就趁机施展戏法 while I use my sleight of hand...
欢乐时光即将开始 and now the fun begins.
好像卡在什么东西上了 I seem to be stuck on something.
来吧 Shall we?
一 二 三 One, two, three.
请 Please.
他看来真的迷上我们了 He really seems taken with us.
他确实是 He does.
这真是奇迹 It's magical.
起来 达林 Get up, Darling.
我们带你回牢房 We're taking you back to the can.
-送他上车 -不要 - Bring him down to the wagon. - No!
你个臭婊子 You stupid bitch!
你中枪了 You got shot.
是啊 快疼晕了 Yeah, it hurts like hell.
很好 Good.
你从来不需要助手 You never needed an assistant.
我们以前从没真正登台表演过 We never had a real show before.
这是我们的机会 This is our chance!
你总是按自己的想法曲解我的话 You're constantly twisting what I say to fit your agenda.
别再扭曲我的意思了 Stop putting words in my mouth!
你 You...
你能那样控制声音真是太厉害了 It's so wonderful how you throw your voice like that.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们有事想跟你谈谈 We needed to talk to you about something.
很紧急 It's urgent.
停下 快停下 Stop, stop, stop.
但我们准备好了 But we are ready.
我们选择了你 拿走我们的贞操 And we choose you to deflower us.
我们虽然见识浅薄 We may be just off the farm,
但我们能看得出男人是否在和我们调情 but we can tell when a man is flirting with us.
同我俩调情 With both of us.
你是第一个这么做的人 You're the first person to ever do that.
我一激动就会头疼 When I get worked up, my head aches.
坐吧 好好缓缓 Sit. Settle yourself.
我们给你揉肩 We'll rub your shoulders.
那么你们要... So you would...
带上我 involve me?
是的 Oh, yes.
我们听说很多男人都有 And we've heard it's many men's fantasy
同时跟两个姑娘肉体交织的幻想 to be carnal with two girls at the same time.
他可没有 Not his!
闭嘴 Shut up.
上帝啊 For Christ's sake,
切斯特 你坐在那儿当哑巴我能忍 Chester, I can handle you sitting there like a dummy,
可忍不了那个木偶 but that puppet?
来啊 切斯特 Come on, Chester.
你到底来不来 Are you going to join us or not?
爱丽丝说没关系的 Alice says it's okay,
只要你不碰她 as long as you don't touch her.
她这么体谅你多好啊 How fortunate she's so understanding.
还有 And...
你要是从后面上她 if you're taking her from behind,
别看她眼睛 猥亵者切斯特 no eye contact, Chester the molester.
爱丽丝 Alice,
别逗他 don't tease.
亲爱的 Oh, sweetheart,
求你了 please.
你要是不来的话我会内疚的 I'll feel guilty if you don't.
我要去车库练习我的戏法 I'm going to the garage to work on my magic.
我要在这儿变戏法 I'm going to do some magic
切斯特 right here, Chester.
我会让这两个手指头 I'm going to make these two fingers
消失不见 disappear.
你还好吗 切斯特 Are you alright, Chester.
我怎么知道这是真的而不是什么戏法呢 How do I know that this is real and not just some magic trick?
你们不会想要我的 You don't want me for this.
但你是真实的 切斯特 But you are real, Chester.
我们... And we...
也是真的 are real.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
她能让我放松 She relaxes me.
怎么样都行 Whatever you need.
我把镜头塞进了帐篷盖 I shoved my lens through the tent flap.
他们太专注都没有注意到 They were too busy to notice.
看上去是不是... Did it appear...
很浪漫 romantic?
她们爱他吗 Do they love him?
我不知道 I don't know.
我雇你是给我查清楚一切的 I hired you to find out everything.
你是名私家侦探不是吗 You're a private dick, aren't you?
听着 伙计... Look, buddy...
谁知道她们乱七八糟的脑袋在想什么 who knows what's going through their jumbled minds?
她们是畸形人 They're freaks.
不要这么称呼她们 Please don't call them that.
她们本该是我的 They were supposed to be mine.
看看 舒适温馨的小窝 See there? All nice and comfy.
我不要进去 你不能逼我 I'm not going in there. You can't make me.
我不喜欢这儿 I don't like it here.
那很抱歉了 玛乔莉 Well, I'm sorry, Marjorie,
我很喜欢 but I do.
我也喜欢那两个姑娘 And I like those girls.
她们让我很快活 I... they make me happy.
如果你把我锁进那个箱子里 If you lock me in that crate,
我会说出去的 I'll tell.
把所有事都说出去 I'll tell everything.
-不 你不会的 -我会的 - No, you won't. - I will, too!
你不能把我藏起来 You can't hide me away!
玛乔莉 Marjorie?
丢东西了 Lose something?
她在哪 Where is she?
你脑袋有毛病 切斯特 You are sick in the head, Chester.
我是在帮你 I'm trying to help you.
-你对她做了什么 -上帝 - What have you done with her? - Christ.
听听你说的话 Do you hear yourself?
你精神错乱了 You are off your rocker.
也许是因为你脑袋里的金属片 Maybe it's that plate in your head.
你能睡我妻子 You can steal my wife,
但你不能拿走她 but you cannot have her!
不能拿走玛乔莉 Not my Marjorie!
你到底算什么男人 切斯特 What kind of man are you, Chester?
没有人偶看着你 你都硬不起来 You can't get it up without a doll watching you?
你才是变态 You're the pervert.
人们都在谈论你 People are talking, you know.
他们都觉得你疯了 They all think you're insane.
战争已经结束四年了 The war's been over for four years,
你却还穿着军服 and you're still wearing your uniform.
你就让她这么跟我们说话吗 Are you gonna let her talk to us like that?
玛乔莉 Marjorie...
我们得除掉她 We need to get rid of her.
还有你妻子 And the wife.
切斯特 Chester?
是 Yeah, um...
你要是能停止自言自语五分钟 When you can manage to stop talking to yourself for five minutes,
艾莎小姐想找你 Miss Elsa would like a word with you.
还好吗 你看起来很生气 Is everything okay? You-you look like you're angry.
我们在募捐 Us freaks had a whip 'round.
把我们所有的钱全部筹集起来 Put together every cent we had.
想从艾莎手中买下畸形秀 Tried to buy the show from Elsa.
她说那些钱太少 She said it was a pittance.
直截了当拒绝了我们 Turned us down flat.
她说她有另外一位买家了 She said she had another buyer lined up.
今晚 我们为奇迹干杯 This evening we toast a miracle.
艾莎小姐的奇珍异品收藏 Fraulein Elsa's Cabinet of Curiosities
将属于你了 will belong to you,
切斯特·克莱布 Chester Creb,
价值一千美元 for the sum of $1,000.
我真是太高兴了 艾莎 Ah, I couldn't be a happier man, Elsa.
关于我 你有一点并不了解 亲爱的 Here's what you don't know about me, Liebchen.
我不仅仅是位艺人 I am more than just an artist.
我就是在黑暗里蒙着眼睛也看得出什么是好交易 I can spot a good business deal in the dark with a blindfold on.
你给我看你的账本的时候 我就看出 It was obvious when you showed me your ledger
你是个阔绰的人 that you were a man of means.
比你所说的要阔绰得多 More well-heeled than you let on.
当然 真正的绅士都是如此 Which, of course, is the mark of a true gentleman.
老天保佑 我可从不敢想 Well, God bless you, 'cause I never dared to dream
我能找到这么合适我的地方 that I would find such a perfect place for myself.
还有玛乔莉 And Marjorie.
是啊 Yes.
我已经把注意事项都写明了 So, I have outlined all the caveats
这样过度就会顺利轻松了 so that the transition is smooth and effortless.
不得开除任何人 No one is to be fired.
所有表演都不许改变 按正常顺序来 All acts remain the same, performed in their proper order.
听上去太棒了 That sounds just perfect, it's perfect.
对了 你去西岸的时候 Oh, by the way, are you, are you planning to ship
打算把这些精美的古董都运过去吗 all of these beautiful antiques when you head out west?
不 不 No, no.
我觉得... I think I...
我需要个新开端 I need a fresh start.
但这些东西 But they're...
对你来说有点太女性化了吧 a little bit on the feminine side for you, no?
老实说 Truthfully,
我想让玛乔莉住在这个帐篷里 I was thinking that Marjorie should have this tent.
小可怜 Poor dear.
她最近经受了很多 She's been through a lot lately.
我们一直在路上颠簸 We've been on the road a fair amount.
而且她... And she's going...
她... She's...
她会成为招牌 She is going to be the headliner.
所以... So...
玛乔莉 我有个大好消息 Marjorie, I have the most exciting news.
我早说过 我会照顾你 Didn't I say I would take care of you?
不要 N-No.
玛乔莉 Marjorie?!
警探 So, Detective,
你这次又准备诬告我们什么 what false accusation have you prepared for us now?
他在哪 Where is he?!
吉米·达林在哪 Where's Jimmy Darling?
我知道你们把那混蛋 I know you've got that asshole holed up
藏在这天煞的破地方 somewhere in this godforsaken place.
两名勇敢的警官牺牲了 Two brave officers are dead.
他们今晚被人砸碎了头 They got their heads bashed in tonight.
等我找到他 我会亲手把他绑起来 And when I find him, I'm gonna string him up myself.
我保证 That's a promise.
如你所说 Well, like you said,
你得先找到他啊 you have to find him first, right?
警官 警官 幸好你们来了 Officer, Officer, thank God you're here.
你们得马上发布全面通告 You have to put out an all-points bulletin immediately.
我的玛乔莉被绑架了 My Marjorie has been abducted.
别碰我 Take your hands off me.
求你 她还只是个小姑娘 Please, she's just a girl.
她有棕色头发 笑容很甜 She's got brown hair and the sweetest smile.
她全身大概长2.5英尺 She stands about, uh, two and a half feet tall, fully extended.
没了我 她一定怕极了 She must be so frightened without me.
克莱布先生 你是说你的木偶吗 Mr. Creb, are you talking about your puppet?
没错 就是她 Yes, that's what I'm saying.
玛乔莉失踪了 Marjorie is missing.
给我滚开 你个滑头 Get out of my face, wise guy,
要不我把你也关起来 before I lock you up, too.
我觉得克莱布先生是犯糊涂了 I think Mr. Creb is just confused.
我没有... I'm not...
为什么没人听我的话 Why will no one listen to me?
我的玛乔莉需要我 My Marjorie needs me.
我得去找她 I have to go find her.
你敢动 我崩了你 Move an inch, and I'll put a bullet in you.
好了 各位 Now, boys,
给我搜 let's tear this place apart!
又来 Again.
玛乔莉 Marjorie.
没有 No, no.
没有 No.
别躲了 Stop hiding.
我知道你是在惩罚我 I know you're just doing it to punish me.
找人呢吗 Looking for someone?
我的玛乔莉失踪了 My Marjorie is lost.
她没失踪 No, she's not lost.
她跟我说 她要逃了 She told me she's running away.
你... You...
玛乔莉很生你的气 Marjorie is very angry with you.
因为你对双胞胎做的事 What you did to the twins.
我就知道 她嫉妒了 I knew it, it's jealousy.
但她应该知道 这次是不一样的 But sh-she has to know that this time is different.
她们想要我跟她们在一起 They want me to join them.
她们邀请了我 They included me.
她还说她要把事说出去 She also said she's telling.
关于你妻子和她朋友 爱丽丝的 About what happened to your wife and her friend...
遭遇 Alice.
我没把她们怎么样啊 But I didn't do anything to them.
他冷血地杀害了她们两个人 He murdered them both in cold blood.
据传 她俩丈夫去打仗时 两人陷入了爱河 Rumor is-- they fell in love when their husbands went off to war.
爱丽丝的丈夫死在了诺曼底 Alice's husband died in Normandy,
她便跟露西搬到了一起 and then she moved in with Lucy.
切斯特回到家 When Chester came home,
三个人太挤了 let's just say three's a crowd.
梅肯警方在卧室发现了尸体 Macon Police found the bodies in the bedroom.
切斯特留信说 是玛乔莉干的 In a note Chester told them Marjorie did it.
此后他一直在逃 He's been on the lam since.
真是个疯子 What a sicko.
她们怎么死的 Tell me, how did they die?
天呐 Oh, my...
不 No...
玛乔莉 不要 Marjorie, no.
她们该让我们加入的 They should have let us join in.
她们该邀请我们的 We should have been included.
我也想阻止她 I tried to stop her.
但已经为时太晚 But it was too late.
你要把她交给警方吗 Are you gonna turn her in?
不 切斯特 No, Chester.
我绝对是你这边的 I am firmly on your side.
我才不会把她从你身边夺走 I wouldn't take her away from you.
她是你唯一能信任的人 She's the only one you can trust.
我希望她快乐 I need her to be happy.
我告诉你个秘密 I'll let you in on a secret.
她告诉我她去哪了 She told me where she was going.
去大帐篷找她吧 Look for her in the big tent.
玛乔 Marj.
再也不要撇下我了 You can't run away from me anymore.
你不知道你不在的时候我有多难过 You don't know how it makes me feel when you're gone.
求你 玛乔莉 跟我说话吧 Please, Marjorie, you have to talk to me.
你是我最好的朋友 You're my best friend.
而且 这里现在属于我们了 Plus, we own this place now,
你想要什么都行 so you can have anything you want.
我要做头牌 I want top billing.
没问题 Done.
我要除掉害我们不能在一起的人 And I want to get rid of people keeping us apart.
但这次 要你来动手 But this time you have to do the dirty work.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你是个魔术师 You're a magician.
你来把那对双胞胎切成两半 You're going to saw those twins in half.
你来干什么 What are you doing here?
跟我来 Come with me.
我有东西要给你看 There's something I have to show you.
天呐 德茜蕾 Jesus, Desiree.
坐下 戴尔 Sit down, Dell.
我们有话要谈 We got a lot to talk about.
你把枪放下 否则我什么都不会说 I'm not gonna talk about anything until you put that gun down.
我很高兴你愿意谈 I'm glad you want to talk.
我也想跟你谈谈 I want to talk to you, too.
我不想再听你说了 No more of your talk.
都是屁话 It's all been bullshit.
以为能蒙蔽我 让我看不清真相 Thinking I could shut my eyes and ears to the truth.
你撒谎 出轨 搞基 It was one thing when it was your lying, cheating,
那是一码事 and Homo erectus nonsense.
今后不行了 But no more.
别再对我撒谎了 No more bullshit.
我们来这儿之后 你都杀过谁 戴尔 Who have you killed since we got here, Dell?
都是自作自受的人 No one who didn't have it coming.
如果我不采取行动 那些警察会害死吉米 Those cops would have killed Jimmy if I didn't do something.
是你杀了那些警察 So you say you killed those cops?
还有谁 Who else?
没了 No one.
过去这一天里 我只想弥补罪过 All I've done for the last 24 hours is try to set things right.
我就是为这个而来 That's why I came here.
告诉你 我已经改过自新 亲爱的 To tell you I'm a changed man, baby.
我跟吉米谈过了 I talked to Jimmy.
我们定好了大计划 We made big plans.
为我们所有人 For all of us.
甚至是孩子 如果你想要的话 Even a baby, if that's what you want.
你太过分了 戴尔 You went too far, Dell.
你杀了自己人 You killed one of your own.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
撒谎 Lying...
真相总是会浮出水面 The truth always reveals itself.
不 No...!
德茜蕾 我... Desiree, I...
我被人勒索了 I was being blackmailed.
说出来 戴尔 Say it, Dell.
你杀了谁 Who'd you killed?
我杀了小可爱 I killed Ma Petite.
怎么杀的 How?
我闷死了她 I smothered her.
有这句就够了 That's all I needed to hear.