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虽然我们老了 变胖了 Yes, we're older, we're fatter,
头发白了 但是我们回来了! we're greyer, but we're back!
我们回来了! We're back!
并且有史以来第一次 我们的节目 And for the first time ever, we are being broadcast, simultaneously,
在世界各地同步直播 right around the world.
你好 你好 So, bonjour, g'day,
(法语 英语 日语 德语版“你好”)
你好 你好 moshi moshi und wilkommen!
接下来这组短片 能让你对接下来十周 And coming up now is a taste of what you can expect
没错 十周的节目 先睹为快 over the next ten - yes, ten - weeks.
准备好了吗? Are you ready?
现在! Now!
我们正为牛仔行当带来新春 We are revolutionising the world of cowboying.
目前一切正常 This is all perfectly normal.
别被美国版TopGar Do not let American Top Gear
套圈... lap British Top Gear.
哈蒙德! Hammond!
我来接你了 哈蒙德 Coming to get you, Hammond.
你的排气需要新的消音器 You need a new rear exhaust silencer.
我的天啊! God's holy trousers!
冷静 稳住 慢慢来 Calm, controlled, smooth.
为患者着想 Good for the patient.
满上油 卯足劲 充满电 Fuelled up. I'm amped up. I'm pumped up.
但这是 试替哥的澳大利亚表亲 But it is... The Stig's Australian cousin.
天啊 保佑我吧 May God have mercy.
到底怎么了 What in God's name is happening?!
(本集三人外衣领口均有智力国旗胸章)
一切都如此高潮迭起 That all looks very exciting,
但高潮前 今晚得先理性地开头 but we start tonight with our sensible hats on.
(以感谢“作死特辑"拍摄时智利人民帮助剧组逃离阿根廷)
几年前 我们展开了一场横穿伦敦的竞赛 You see, a few years ago, we staged a race across London.
我们分别用汽车 公共交通 自行车和快艇 We used a car, public transport, bicycle and a speedboat,
沿泰晤士河而下 而这也是我们诸多 down the River Thames. And it was one of our more
有趣的测试之一 -是的 但有个问题总是困扰着我们 genuinely interesting tests. Yeah, it was, but it's always troubled us,
因为结果是我骑自行车赢了 because the bicycle, ridden by me, won.
然而汽车 作为我们节目的基本要义 And the car, which is the whole point of this show,
最终垫底 -那是因为他在开 came home stone-dead last. That's cos he was driving it.
啊 但不太公平 对吧 Well, yeah. It wasn't entirely fair, was it?
我当时开着一辆硕大的奔驰越野车 The car I had was a gigantic Mercedes off-roader.
完全不适合伦敦的交通啊 It's not really suitable for London traffic.
行吧 所以 我们决定重新举办比赛 Yes, whatever, OK? We decided we would re-run the race,
只是这次 我们会用一辆 only this time, we'd use a car that was a little more suitable
更适合城市穿越的车 for city centre work.
那么问题来了 哪座城市穿越强 Absolutely, the question now, though, was, which city?
在伦敦已经比过了 Because we'd already done London, obviously.
所以 杰里米拿来地图和一个大头针 So, Jeremy got a map and a pin and because he's very tall
他个高 再加上猿猴一样长的胳膊 and he has monkey's arms...
我们的最终决定在这 THAT is where we ended up.
这里是俄罗斯的圣彼得堡 This is St Petersburg,
世界上最靠北的 in Russia - the most northerly
大型城市 big city in the world.
这就是我的比赛工具 And this is the car I'll be using.
这是一辆双座雷诺Twizy This is the two-seat Renault Twizy.
仅售7千英镑 It costs just £7,000
而且这是一辆纯电动车 and it's an all-electric car,
专为欧洲城市的狭窄街道设计 designed specifically for the narrow streets of Europe's cities.
有了它 我不可能输 With this, I can't really lose.
他会的 因为我要用这个 Yes, he can, because I shall be using this...
这是克里斯•弗鲁姆在今年环法赛上的 It's the same sort of bicycle that Chris Froome used
同款自行车 in this year's Tour de France.
好吧 这车很贵 Now, it is expensive.
9千英镑 比他的汽车还要贵2千 £9,000. It's £2,000 more than James's car.
对自行车来说太贵了 但它由特殊碳纤维制成 It's a lot for a bicycle, but it's made of special carbon fibre,
所以总重只有860克 so it weighs just 860 grams.
我爱死它了 I love this thing.
每个细节都 看看 多高大上 -早 Every detail, it's just... Look at that, it's magnificent. Morning.
-很独特 -不错嘛 -我就说嘛 Special. Nice. Yeah, I'd say.
-这么轻 -是啊 Bloody hell! I know!
-太惊人了 -对啊 That's amazing. Yeah.
是啊 不过这对你不利啊 哈蒙德 Yeah. Not good for you, I'm afraid, Hammond.
我这有一些医学研究结果 I've got some medical research here.
那个赛车车座 That racing saddle will put
会将25%–40%的体重施加到你的会阴处 between 25% and 40% of your body weight on your perineum,
就是你菊花和鸡鸡中间那部分 which is the bit of you between your anus and your scrotum.
因此 附近部位的血液含氧量 And, as a result, blood oxygen levels in surrounding areas
会降低80% -什么意思 will drop by 80%. What are you saying?
-我只是 医生说 骑车有益身体健康 -错 I just... Medical advice - cycling's good for you. It's healthy... Wrong!
扩大肺活量 没有副作用 -完全错误 ..gets your lungs working, non-impact. Totally wrong.
-对心血管系统有益 -是吧 -对你老二无益 Good for your cardiovascular system... See. ..bad for your chap.
-我的啥 -弟弟 老实说 听这个 My what? Your chap. Uh, honestly, listen to this.
超过40岁骑车的人 "Cyclists aged over 40 are considered
患勃起功能障碍症的风险较高 "at greater risk of erectile dysfunction."
是啊 谢谢克拉克森医生 太有意思了 Yes, thank you, Dr Clarkson. That's fascinating.
试替哥干嘛 What about The Stig?
哦 他坐公共交通工具 像之前一样 Oh, he's just on public transport, as before, yeah.
-你呢 -你知道 上次我开的是快艇 And you? Well, now, you see, last time, as you know, I used
穿过了伦敦 但是最后 a speedboat to go across London, but at the end,
它不能上岸 所以我得跑去 因此我输了 it couldn't go on land, so I had to run, which cost me the race.
但这次 我选了一条 This time, however, I've chosen a boat
可以上岸的船 that can.
稍等 那货难道是"河里完" Hang on a minute, isn't that a hover-van?
-看着像 -就是吧 -听我说 It looks like a hover-van. Well, it is. Well, listen, gentlemen,
当我们在埃文河上开着我们的“河里完” most people laughed at our idea,
很多人一笑了之 但是俄罗斯人 when we went on the River Avon in ours, but the Russians have taken
把我们的点子付诸实践 -这真是"河里完" -没错 our idea and put it into production! It's a hover-van. It's a hover-van!
-任性不 -我 -这太神奇了 Are you feeling proud? I... This is fantastic.
鸥翼门 当初没想到这点 Gull wing doors. We didn't think of that.
-它竟然有正经的仪表盘 -是呀 源自拉达 It's got a proper dashboard! I know. It's from a Lada.
-看起来确实像面包车 -它就是 引擎是拉达的 It really does look like a van. It is a van. It's got Lada engines,
双发 72马力 性能可靠 two of them, 72 horsepower, reliable.
-72马力 -每个 -72 72 horsepower? Each. 72?
-你怎么开它 -那两个踏板干嘛用的 How do you operate it? Yeah, what do those two pedals do?
-这两个 -对 These? Yeah.
-转向角度 -什么的角度 -桨叶角 Pitch. What pitch? Of? Propeller pitch.
(桨叶角 俗称桨距 控制螺旋桨的转速 相当于汽车变速箱)
你怎么转向 用方向盘 How do you steer it, with the wheel?
-啊 不 是 -不是 是 Ah, no. Yes. No, yes?
速度很快的时候 用这个 When you're going quickly, this...
-你看到的我在转舵吗 -对 As you can see, I'm turning the rudders, yes? Yeah.
-但是慢速的时候这个就没用 -那你低速时怎么转向 But that doesn't work at slow speed. How do you steer it at slow speed?
-利用角度 -如果你想低速的时候慢慢转弯 With pitch. So, if you're trying to turn tightly at low speed,
-而这时你的舵也不管用 -对 when your rudders aren't very effective... Yeah.
你是调节油门开度还是调节桨叶角度 ..do you use differential throttle or differential pitch?
-他不懂 -是的 我 -你用哪个 -都用 (He doesn't know.) Yes, I... So, which do you do? Both.
-有没有操作指南 -有 不过都是俄文 Are there instructions? Yeah, all in Russian.
所以 你要开这台 So, you're going to race us in a hovercraft,
动力只有河里完的一半 with a fraction of the power, anyway, of the one we built,
操控各种难懂 plus, with controls you don't understand,
说明书是俄文的气垫船跟我们比赛 and the instructions are in Russian which you don't speak.
"随着我的自信心的膨胀 'With my confidence brimming,
"是时候准备开始我们这场重要的比赛了 'it was time to prepare for our important race.'
如果等我出来发现自行车被偷了 我会发飙的 If I'd come out and my bike had been nicked, then, I'd have been furious.
我们从东方港游艇俱乐部出发 We'd start at the Vostochny Yacht Club
从那里开始 我们比赛全程29公里 and, from there, we'd race for 18 miles,
穿越圣彼得堡 all the way across St Petersburg,
到达Yelagin岛 我们的终点 to the finish line on Yelagin Island,
在Yelagin宮外一个名为 outside a palace called
#@$%^*&的地方 Yelagin...Ums-struss-struss-gids...
全是俄语 That's all in Russian.
全都是俄语 That's all in Russian.
好 开始了 再见试替哥 为了荣耀前进 Right, this is it. Goodbye, Stig. Forward into glory.
走起 某种意义上 为了捍卫汽车的荣誉 Here we go, defending the honour of the car, sort of.
我完全搞不懂这些都是什么鬼! I don't know what any of that means!
路口 转弯 Right, junction.
脚绑定在踏板上 根本停不下来 I've got my feet clipped in the pedals, I simply cannot stop.
傻孩子 Stupid boy.
挂错档了 Wrong gear.
加大马力 More power.
快走啊 Move!
诶 等等 等等 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
啊 上帝啊 Oh, Christ!
哦 不 那是... Oh, no. That's...
石头 有石头 a rock, a rock, a rock.
义无反顾冲进芦苇荡 方向盘完全没用 Well, we're just going into those reeds and this does nothing.
后退 Back!
我......... It's BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP.
再次前进 这 我很忙 别来烦我 Forwards, again, on that. This is... I'm busy, I'm very busy.
我好像看到了一个坑 I think I saw a bump.
我的香肠遭受到严重的冲击 That's probably ruined my sausage a bit more.
见鬼 啊 这这这这这 Bloomin' heck! Oh...da-da-da!
哦 上帝啊! Oh, God strewth!
现在开始转圈圈了 转过来 Now, it's just going round in circles. Pitch, pitch, pitch.
好 就朝着这个方向 Right, now, I want to go that way.
老天帮帮我 我快找不着北了 Christ on a bike! I'm stuck in my own wake!
随着我的三个对手 'As my three opponents...'
-走啊 -呃 是两个 Come on! 'Well, two of them,
进入状态 我也慢慢熟悉了我的车 'settled into the race, I was getting to know my car.'
Twizy究竟是什么 它有点像框架式 So, what is a Twizy, exactly? Well, it's a metal cage,
金属笼 周围包裹着塑料 this frame, and there are plastic panels hung all over it.
两个座位前后排列 像双人自行车那样 There are two seats, one behind the other, like a tandem.
我屁股下面是电池组 为驱动后轮的 Underneath me is the battery pack. That powers a 17-horsepower
17马力电机供电 electric motor, driving the rear wheels.
加速性能 'Acceleration?
呃它都达不到96km/h 最快只有80km/h 'Well, it can't actually go from 0-60, cos its top speed is 50.
但据说续航里程可达96公里 'But it does have a claimed range of 60 miles.
还有别的特点 'And, as an extra treat...'
剪刀门 伙计 你车上有这么 ..scissor doors. Have you got scissor doors, sir?
没 木有 No! Nyet!
然而和我的单车相比 Twizy仿佛来自石器时代 However, the Twizy is stone age technology, compared to my bicycle.
这车竟然有电子变速器 I actually have electronic gears on this,
当我按下把手上的按钮 so when I hit the button on the handlebars,
后方的变速器就能执行换挡 the derailleur, the thing at the back that changes gear,
发出机械战警般的声音 moves across, with a Robocop-like noise.
为了让达到最佳的流线型 'And to make the whole thing as streamlined as possible,
车体在捷豹的风洞里测试设计 'it's been shaped in Jaguar's wind tunnel.'
气流会沿着前叉和水壶导出 It even directs the air around the front forks
而不是直接导向小腿 增加无用的空阻 and around the drinking bottle, so it doesn't hit the rider's shins,
哈 梅就在那里 which are very unaerodynamic. Haha! There's May. Yes!
哈蒙德 快来领教17马力的厉害 Hammond, here's what 17 horsepower will do.
噫-哈 Yee-hah!
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
驾驶唯一使用燃油的交通工具 On board the only petrol-powered vehicle in the race...
我发现解决问题的办法很简单 开足马力 ..I'd discovered the solution to my problems, as ever, was more power.
如果开的够快 转向就能正常工作 If you go quite quickly, the steering works well.
哇哇哇 我要撞墙了 不 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now I'm heading for the wall! No!
我在漂移啊 侧滑过湖面 I'm in a power slide! I'm doing a skid!
快让开 小鸟 方向不听使唤 Out of the way, birds, I can't steer!
与此同时 Stig下了电车 Stig, meanwhile, had finished with his tram
走向地铁站 and was now heading for the underground station.
我重夺领先 一路上都将如此 We're back in front. It's going to be like this all the way.
在河上 我终于学会了驾驭"辽宁号" 'On the river, I finally had HMS Awkward under control.'
HMS是一艘古旧的英国航母
走你 河里完 追上船长 Come on, hover-van, catch the May!
对面还有一台河里完 竟然这么流行 And there's another hover-van! My, they're popular!
35km/h 收着点油 22mph. Keeping a bit in reserve.
长路漫漫啊 Long way yet to go.
哦 有这个必要吗 Oh, really? Really?!
轻松超越一辆自行车 Overtakes a bicycle, with ease.
再快点 Get some speed on.
哦等等 难道是他 哦不 还真是 Oh, hang on, I think that's him. Oh, no, there he is.
加油啊 Come on, van!
我相信 那就是龟速船长 That, I believe, is James May.
哈蒙德呢 我看不见 在那 Where is Hammond? I don't see... There he is!
哈蒙德在我视线内 他在后面而且很慢 Richard Hammond is in sight and he's behind me and slow!
啊 Ah.
几秒后 我又干掉了船长 'Seconds later, I also took James.'
喵了个咪的 Cocking Nora.
就这样 我要赢下比赛 Yes! Let's go win this race.
这时 Stig找到了地铁站 By this stage, Stig had found a metro station.
在这个诡异的地下世界里 And in this weird, subterranean world,
他迷上了各种神奇的东西 he was distracted by many wondrous things.
从这个空隙我能超过去吗 Can I take him in that gap?
并线 成了 Making a lane... Yes!
Twizy有一点很有趣的 它真的很小 The interesting thing about the Twizy is, it is a genuinely
是真正的城市用车 small car. It's a genuine city car.
***有轨电车 BLEEP there's a tram.
我讨厌它们在马路上跑 自己还不会停车 I hate trams. They're trains running down the road. Trains can't stop.
哇哦 烦人的电车轨道 Whoa! Oh-oh-oh! Chuffin' tramlines.
更糟的是 'Still, it could be worse...'
哦不 别上轨道 我跑到铁轨上去了 Oh, no, don't want to go on the tram tracks! I'm on the tram tracks!
我不想 啊 又来了一条 I don't want to... Argh! There's one coming in the way!
*** 哦 啊 *** BLEEP. Oh! Argh! BLEEP.
啊 Ah.
哦 Oh.
啊 Argh!
喔 Oh.
哦 啊 Oh. Ah.
我的车怎么样了 How's my bike?
啊 这可不好 Yeah. Oh, that's not good.
变速器掉了 The derailleur's come off.
摔裂了 It's sheared.
你知道么 Do you know what?
我觉得 圣彼得堡已经打败我了 I think St Petersburg has beaten me already.
当我的同伴们知道消息 'When the news reached my colleagues,
他们表示深切哀悼 'they were suitably saddened.'
在这里骑车必须要避免一个东西 I mean, the one thing you have to avoid, on a bicycle,
那就是铁轨 in a city with trams, is tramlines.
所以 由水果和果仁驱动的鼹鼠不止废掉了 So, the fruit and nut-powered Richard Hammond has not only ruined
他的蛋蛋 香肠 菊花 还输了比赛 his testes, his penis and his anus, but he's fallen off!
现在变成了一场‘三国演义’ This is a proper three-way race to the finish now.
詹姆斯 先等等 James, hang on.
詹姆斯 你怎么能管它叫车 James, how can you call this a car,
没有暖风 when it's got no heater,
后备箱只有甲虫手包那么大 the boot is the size of a ladybird's clutch bag
车门和窗户还都是选装件 and the doors and windows are optional extras?
没错 但我就喜欢它的简单 Yeah, but I like it cos it's simple.
詹姆斯 它连百公里加速都做不到 James, it can't even do 0-60.
没错 但比你的气垫船要强 -才没有 Yeah, but it's better than his hovercraft. It is not!
最起码它不会要你命 -才不会呢 Well, it's less deadly. Hovercraft isn't deadly.
-会的 -听着 哈蒙德 有两点 Yes, it is. Listen, Hammond, two points...
首先 我是比赛里唯一代表着 Number one, I'm the only person in that race who is representing
油 煤 瓦斯这三位一体的 the Holy Trinity of oil, coal and gas.
三位一体为宗教用词 指圣父,圣子,圣灵三位一体
-三位一体? -没错 The Holy Trinity? Yes, Holy Trinity.
其次 所有城市都没有充分利用水道 And number two, every single city in the world underuses its waterways.
只有拥堵的马路 拥挤的电车 爆满的公交 They've all got jammed-up roads, congested trains, packed buses
中间却横穿了一条空荡荡的河流 and, right in the middle, a river with nothing on it,
只有些鸭子 apart from a couple of ducks.
那是因为大家都怕里面有人 That's because everyone's terrified that there might be
开着气垫船 -没错 somebody on it in a hovercraft.Well, yes,
我承认水道利用得不完善 但气垫船肯定不是解决方案 I agree waterways are underused, but the hovercraft is not the answer.
-就是 -才不是 我们先进入新闻时间 It is! No, it isn't, so let's do the news.
嗯 Um...
不行 要坐在那边才能聊新闻啊 How? How can we do the news, when it's over there
可我们仨都在这边 -一般来说 and we're, all three, over here? See, normally,
说道"新闻时间" 两人在这 we say, "Let's do the news" and, well, two of us do
一人在那 他先起头我们跟上 and one's over there. He starts it and then we join.
但我们仨都在这 -不我们不能 嗯 But if we're all here... No, we can't... Um.
有了 当我们和摄影机一起走过去的时候 I know. While we and the cameras move over there,
给大家放一段松鼠的录像吧 we'll show some footage of a squirrel.
好 新闻时间 Right, the news...
安静安静 首先 我担心这是个坏消息 Sh, sh, sh, sh. And first of all, bad news, I'm afraid,
因为英国的高速公路网将要配备一种新的 because Britain's motorway network is going to get a new type
超速照相机 灰色且有隐形效果 of speed camera, which is grey and invisible.
而且和我们见过的其它的超速照相机不一样 And unlike any other motorway speed camera we've seen in the past,
它不仅仅会在限速莫名降低的时候出现 this doesn't just come on when the limit is lowered for some reason,
而且一直会在那里抓拍 but it's on all the time, constantly.
-真的吗? -千真万确 Really? Yeah, constantly.
这真搞笑 因为我记得 托里帕替 说过 That is funny, cos I seem to remember the Tory Party saying
他们要结束和摩托飞车党的战争 they were going to "end the war on the motorist."
-我也记得 -但是你可以使用暴力的屠杀结束战争 I remember that. But you can end a war by brutally killing everyone.
赫特福德郡交警称 Hertfordshire Police said, "It's not in the public interest
公众不关心测速仪安装的位置 "to tell anyone where the cameras are." So, fair enough,
那么好吧 我们会付罚款 付到某个银行账户里 we'll pay the fine. "I paid it into a bank account,
但是我就不告诉你是哪个账户 -以牙还牙 漂亮 "but I'm not going to tell you which one." Work it out, yeah.
我要告诉你个很糟糕的消息 他们已经 I'll tell you the really bad news is that they're already
在肯特运行了 另外这些相机 up and running in Kent, by the way, these cameras.
已经逮住了考克尼瑞柏乐团的 史蒂芬海雷 Steve Harley, out of Cockney Rebel, has been busted by one of them.
哦不 没错他是63岁 他正在艰苦的条件下生活 No! Yes, he's 63 years old. He's eking a meagre living out of,
说真的 他只有一首单曲成功了 let's be honest, only one hit single.
现在他们把他一棍子打死 -他开了多快 -112km And now, they've nailed him. How fast was he going? 70.
但是高速监控室的某个穿着条纹裤子 But somebody in a motorway control room, in polyester trousers,
腋臭熏人的家伙 擅自决定 with appallingly-smelly armpits, had decided that the speed limit
那个当口 限速下调为64km/h at that particular moment, for no good reason, should be 40.
-64km/h? -在高速上64km/h 40?! 40. 40mph on a motorway?!
是的 他在被逮着的时候 那条路限速就是这个 Yes, that was the speed limit that was prevailing when he was caught.
-他得付多少罚款 -一千英镑 -要这么多! How much did he get fined? £1,000. 1,000 quid, for that?!
不过我有个主意你知道如果 你下载一首歌曲 But I have an idea. You know if you download a song? Yeah.
歌手就会分得49便士 我们干嘛不去下载 The artist gets 49p. Now, why don't we download,
-(遇见)让我微笑 -我超喜欢这歌 (Come Up And See Me) Make Me Smile? I love that song.
所有人都喜欢这歌 你不能直视不喜欢这歌的人 Everybody loves that song. You can't trust someone who doesn't like it.
詹姆斯你在干吗 What are you doing, James?
我手机里有这歌但是我可以把它删了重下 I've already got it, but I can delete it and download it again.
想想看如果大家都去下 Imagine everybody did it!
他早上起来会发现 我成了榜首 He'd wake up tomorrow and realise, "I'm number one!
-哪来那么多? -他如果没看TopGear 他就不会知道为什么 "Where did that come from?!" He wouldn't know, if he's not watching
我为啥就突然变第一名了 Top Gear. "Why am I number one, all of a sudden?!"
这会让他鼓起劲来 如果他变成榜单第一还有一个好处 That would cheer him up. And the great thing is if he does go
就是他会有不少钱来帮助其它的人 to number one, he'll have enough money to help other people
那些遭到超速罚款的家伙们 我们可以叫它 out with their speeding fines. We could call it the
‘令我微笑’基金会 Make Me Smile Foundation.
噢 真是个棒棒哒主意 Oh, that's a beautiful idea!
他完全可以在报纸上登个小广告 说 He could take out a small ad in the papers. He could say,
超速抓拍 我来帮你 "Caught speeding? Come up and see me."
这可行 漂亮的主意 It could work. Beautiful idea.
下一个新闻 市长鲍里斯约翰森 决定他要将伦敦 Now, Boris Johnson, who is a mayor, has decided he wants to make London
变为一个超低排放区 这简单 只要搞定所有公交车就可以了 an ultra-low emission zone. That's easy, just get rid of all the buses.
-啊他又开始胡吹牛了 -不 因为这回我有图有真相 And he's back on his high horse. No, cos this time, I'm backed by fact.
-真的假的? -真的 因为政府实时检测着 Are you, really? Yes, I am, because the levels of nitrogen dioxide
市中心牛津街空气中的二氧化氮比例 pollution are measured constantly in Oxford Street,
我手里有一个上上星期的统计图表 right in the middle of London. I've got the graph here from the week
你可看到 七号 这里是高峰时段 before last. You can see here. 7th, this is the peak.
这里是一月七日 八日九日十日11日12日 Yes, that's the 7th of January. 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th -
公交司机罢工日 the day of the bus strike.
好 那么如果你要拯救世界那就要烧了公交 Yeah. So, there you are. You want to save the world, burn a bus.
下一则新闻吧 Let us move on. Yes, let's.
我想我们得说说我们今年最盼望什么新车 I think we should talk about the cars that we're looking forward to
好主意 this coming year. Good idea. Yes.
告诉你们我今年期待什么车 Tell you what I'm looking forward to this year, coming up? What?
看看 艾瑞欧 游牧者 Let's have a look at it. The Ariel Nomad. Look at that. Come on!
那就是个脚手架 不 它好极了 It's just scaffolding. No, it is brilliant, is what it is.
这是来自艾瑞欧的新车 就是那群造了 原子的人 It's from Ariel, the same people who made the Atom,
-就那台把你的脸扯烂的车子 -我记得 -可惜你的脸长回来了 the car that ripped his face off? I remember it. It grew back, sadly,
但是这一台 可以说是那玩意的越野版 but this thing is, kind of, an off-road version of the same thing.
装备2.4升的发动机 而车身上的材料 It's got a 2.4 litre engine now and it's got all those body panels there.
和桩桶以及船的护舷材质一样 They're made out of the same material they use for traffic cones
所以这家伙坚如磬石 and boat fenders, so that thing is indestructible.
好可惜 它棒极了我超喜欢的 你只要看看它 Which is a pity. It's brilliant! I love it! Look at that!
嗯好的 那你要拿它怎么办呢 Yes, but what are you going to do with it?
我会开着兜风啊 这车是合法上路的 Well, drive it about. You can drive it on the road.
-这车可以开上路 -没错 你也可以在路上开拖拉机 That goes on the road. Yeah, but you can drive a tractor on the road
或者开一台时速可达13km/h的巨型挖掘机 -找蓝翔 or one of those massive cranes that do 8mph. I like those, too.
我想搞一台 我必须买一台 它棒极了 I want one. I'm going to have one. It's brilliant.
你现在就像个乡巴佬 你知道吗 You are like a rural simpleton, you know that?
什么叫 像 一个乡巴佬 What do you mean, he's LIKE a rural simpleton?
今年我很想驾驶的一个车子 The car I'm looking forward to driving this year
其实是一台混合动力车 -是嘛 -嗒嗒! is a hybrid, actually. Is it? Da-da!
就是它 你就看看它 新本田NSX There you go. Look at that. That's the new Honda NSX.
已经等了数年了 这车有三台电动机 Been waiting years for this. It's got three electric motors -
两个前轮各一台 后部也有一台 one for each of the front wheels and then one at the back,
来辅助它那双涡轮v6 to supplement the twin-turbo V6 -
五百五十匹 几乎没有重量 十万英镑 但是你如果想想 550hp, weighs virtually nothing. £100,000. But if you think about it,
这是迈凯轮P1的十分之一价格 这真是极好的 that's a tenth of the price of a McLaren P1. That's just fabulous.
-我不喜欢 -那是因为你是个傻不拉几的乡巴佬 I don't like it. That's cos you're a rural simpleton.
-不 是它看上去不大对劲 -它绝对没问题 -够迷人么 -No, it doesn't look right. -It does look right! Is it exciting enough?
不 我喜欢 我感觉它看上去很棒而且听上去很有意思 No, I do like it. I think it looks great and sounds interesting,
但是我以为你会对这个更感兴趣 新福特GT but I thought you would be more interested in this, the new Ford GT.
-噢耶 这个确实更合适你 -不完全是 为什么不呢 -我认为这就是 Oh, yeah. That's more you. Nah. Why not? I'd have thought that was...
不对我知道你什么意思 我以前是那样的 No, I know. I've been there and I've, sort of,
我也开过福特GT done that, with Ford GTs.
他们在上面装了个防盗警报器 每次 Yeah. They'll fit it with a burglar alarm that will go off every time
在你睡着或者你孩子在做某些重要功课的时候响起 you fall asleep or when your child's doing some important solo work
呜呜呜呜呜 in the school production - "Woo-woo-woo!"
这种事情太细化了 只是一些在你身上发生的事情 This is weirdly specific. Stuff that happened to you.
我知道你在开车回家的时候会发生什么 I know what will happen and then you'll drive home
忽然有人给你打电话 说你的车被偷了 and get a phone call from somebody, saying, "Your car's been stolen."
你会说 没有啦我正在开她呢 You'll say, "It hasn't, I'm driving it."
我们不相信你 你妈的婚前姓是什么? "We don't believe you. What's your mother's maiden name?
她是不是喜欢煮鸡蛋煮三分钟的 "Did she like boiled eggs done for three minutes?"
我不知道啊 我们现在就要把发动机远程关闭 "I don't know." "We're going to shut the engine down"
然后你就不得不停在路边 and you're at the side of the road
冻出毛病 警报会再次响起 如此这般 and get hypothermia and then the alarm will go off again. No.
而且我现在过了那个年龄 你懂得 对中置车 And I'm, sort of, done now, as you know, cos I'm mature and wise,
比较理性 这车很棒 但不是我的菜 with mid-engined cars. That does look great, but just not for me.
新闻环节接近尾声 但是在结束之前 Now, that's nearly the end of the news, but before we conclude,
我得说个事儿 我想你们很多人看过 I need to say something, actually. I'm sure a lot of you saw
巴塔哥尼亚特辑 而我现在此时此刻 the Patagonia Special and I want to admit, here and now,
想在所有人面前承认 我犯了一个非常非常可怕的错误 in front of everybody, I made a terrible, terrible mistake.
包括制作人在内 没人知道我现在要说这事 Nobody knows I'm going to do this - not the producers, nobody -
但我想消除内心的不安 but I want to get it off my chest. Right in the middle of the programme
在特辑里 我说美洲秃鹰是世界上最大的飞行鸟类 I said that the condor is the largest flying bird in the world.
其实不是 信天翁才是 It isn't. It's the wandering albatross
我非常非常的抱歉 and I'm deeply, deeply sorry.
干得好 甩掉了一个负担 感觉好些了么 Well done for getting that off your chest. Feel better?
没错 如果你犯了错 一定要勇于改正它 No, if you make a mistake, own up to it and move on!
没错 Fair enough. Right...
下面要说的是 ..now, we must move on to this,
兰博基尼盖拉多是兰博基尼的主力车型 the Lamborghini Gallardo. It is the company's best-selling car.
它的销量占到了全部 In fact, of all the Lamborghinis ever sold, over half of them
车型总销量的一半 have been Gallardos.
不过可惜它停产了 但是兰博基尼发布了换代车型 Now,though,sadly,it's gone and in its place, there is a new car.
就是它 Here it is.
以一头著名的西班牙斗牛Huracan为名 It's called the Huracan, after a famous Spanish fighting bull.
售价18.7万英镑 It costs £187,000.
这台车从内到外都是全新设计的 And it's brand new, from the ground up.
哦 这里倒是有个问题 Oh, well, that's a problem right there.
我发誓这车是亮绿色的 I could've sworn this car was bright green,
但是根据选装表上的官方说法 这叫做幔天斯绿 but according to the options list, it's Verde Mantis.
其它可选的颜色名是 Other colours available include
阿兰乔北极光 革帝欧之灵 马罗尼阿西提斯 "Arancio Borealis, Grigio Nimbus and Marrone Alcestis."
你觉得那些暴发户们看得懂这么高大上的名字 How's a Premiership footballer going to get his head around that?
接着说正事 Anyway...to business.
吼吼 Oh-ho!
除了从盖拉多手里面继承爵位之外 Besides having to take over the baton from the Gallardo...
Huracan也要在与跃马458和迈凯轮650s的博弈中 ..the Huracan also needs to hold its own in a game of top trumps
打下一片属于自己的江山 against the Ferrari 458 and the McLaren 650S.
为此 一些硬指标是必须的 To do that, there are some very big boxes to tick.
0-100加速要在3秒左右 get√ 0-60 needs to be around three seconds...which it is.
极速要在350左右 get√ Top speed needs to be around 200mph...which it is.
动力水平要向600匹看齐 And horsepower needs to be around the 600-mark,
get√ which it is.
这一切都要感谢这台源于盖拉多上 All of that is thanks to a heavily-reworked version
经过回炉重造的5.2 V10 of the Gallardo's 5.2 litre V10.
随着转速的上升 声浪听上去就像电钻合奏一般 And as those revs climb, the jackhammer choir really kicks in.
Huracan 也搭载了全新先进的 The Huracan also has a brand-new, state-of-the-art
双离合变速器 感觉爽极了 twin-clutch gearbox, which is superb.
这是件好事 因为盖拉多的变速箱 That's a good thing, because the one in the Gallardo was...
挫爆了 而且太吓人了 Well, it was crap. It was awful!
这台么 啧啧 丝般顺滑 This, though, this is a joy.
它还有更高科技武器 And there's more hi-tech weaponry at this car's disposal.
碳纤维刹车是标配 It has carbon ceramic brakes, as standard.
车尾造型经过严谨设计 所以不需要 The back end is sculpted so it doesn't need
一个突兀的尾翼以增加下压力 a stuck-on rear spoiler for downforce.
还有 与其它兰博一样 它是四驱的 And, like most Lambos, it has a four-wheel drive system.
但是这套四驱系统别有洞天 But not just ANY four-wheel drive system.
车辆内置了3颗陀螺仪 就像战斗机一样 It has three gyroscopes on board, like you get on a fighter jet,
陀螺仪可以监测车辆的瞬时动态 and they're busy monitoring everything that's going on.
然后把所有数据返给四驱控制系统 They send all that information back to the four-wheel drive brain
最后四驱系统计算出每个车轮上的动力分配 and it then decides how much power to send to each individual wheel.
光想想这系统怎么工作 就让我头大了 My head hurts just thinking about how all that works.
结果是 你能以惊人的速度过弯 The result is, you can corner at sensational speeds.
我感觉像是被粘在地面一样 抓地力爆棚 I'm glued down. The grip is astonishing.
简直无懈可击啊 It's almost undefeatable.
如果你特爱漂移 你可以在它上找到很多乐趣 If slithering about is your thing, you can have fun in the Huracan...
天啊 Ye gods!
但是你得足够有种 ..but you need an enormous pair of gentleman balloons...
并且有自己的飞机场 才能玩的开 ..and your own personal airfield to play on.
但是对于我来说 有个问题 And, for me, this is where the problems begin.
Huracan的定位是在道路上舒适驾驶 This Huracan has been designed, on the road, to feel tame
易于操控 and user friendly.
你不再感到那种拖拉机厂独有的颠狂特质 You don't get that special Lamborghini mentalist feeling,
除非有一整个飞机场给你玩耍 unless you are here, with an entire airfield under your wheels.
所以说来还是有点心碎啊 And that's a bit of a heartbreaker, actually.
另外既然说到这里了 谈谈第二个问题吧 And while we're on it,there's another issue.
这个问题还挺严重的 And it's a big thing.
听我道来 问题出在了造型上 Basically - bear with me on this - it's the looks.
我知道这玩意儿又绿又趴 蛮牛标志加成 I know it's bright green and low and there's a bull on the front,
但是我真心不认为Huracan有多么特别 but I just don't think that the Huracan is special enough
能配得上兰博基尼之名 for a Lamborghini.
兰博基尼的外观就应该惊为天人 Lamborghinis should be jaw-dropping -
只有这样的蛮牛才能成为小男孩的梦想之车 that's why they make the best bedroom wall posters -
我真不认为这台兰博有那种感觉 and I just don't see it with this.
我觉得问题在于 这台车是被设计成去走(圈)量(钱)的 I think the problem is, this has been designed to sell many, many times
而且要在十年生命周期里始终不落伍 and to still look good in ten years' time.
所以我认为 是这个原因 让他们保守了 And I think, for that reason, they've played it safe.
兰博基尼 像每个厂家一样 Lamborghini, like every car company,
要为生存而开发走量的车型 但在Huracan上 has got to shift units to survive, but I think, with the Huracan,
他们确有些舍本逐末之感 they have thrown the baby out with the bath water.
在主持TopGear的日子里 我和兰博基尼一起度过了很多美好的时光 I've had some good times - no, great times - in Lamborghinis, on Top Gear.
如果制片收到了我的邮件的话 And if the producers got my e-mail...
他会给你看下面这段剪辑 ..there shall now follow a montage showing that.
S13E02
简直爽翻了 This is just so exciting!
S17E06
太凶残了 That's absolutely brutal!
S20E05
这是我开过最有灵性的东西 太赞了 The most alive thing, I've ever driven. It's beautiful.
作为一台车 Huracan 可能 Now, as a car, this Huracan is probably
比其他所有兰博基尼都好 better than all those other Lamborghinis,
但是那些车才是真正的兰博 but those cars are better Lamborghinis.
其他的兰博甚至在车流中都能让你觉得很特别 The other Lamborghinis made you feel special, even in traffic.
这台不会 真可惜 This doesn't. And that's a loss.
我对面前这台兰博的机械造诣深表敬意 What we have here is a Lamborghini that I respect for its engineering,
但要说我爱它么 从一开始我就有所怀疑 but love it? Quiver at the very sight of it?
恐怕是不爱 I'm afraid not.
真是神烦啊 This is annoying.
真是神烦啊 -为什么啊 This is really annoying.Why?
因为这是我第一次完全同意你的观点 Because I completely agree with you, for once. Do you?! Yeah.
兰博基尼就是应该又疯又傻 It's... Lamborghinis should be mad and stupid
应该有看起来可以发射导弹的排气管 and have rockets coming out of their exhausts.
这台车呢 怎么看都不像我的菜 And this,I don't know,it just doesn't float my boat.
我认为 这是他们想让这车走量的结果 I know, it's almost as though they actually want to sell cars.
但是这个想法蠢透了 And that is idiotic.
认真点说 你知道我和詹姆斯经常念叨 No, no, seriously, because you know James and I have always said that,
总有一天 我们会开个酒馆 对吧 one day, we'll open a pub? Yes.
那将是世界上最好的酒馆 尤其是因为 And it'll be the best pub in the world, specifically because
我们不让任何人进去 we won't allow anyone in it.
谁都不让进么 -不让 就这么任性 Not anyone? No, nobody at all. Nobody.
肯定有会计会说 这个商业规划简直作死 I know an accountant would say, "That's a ridiculous business plan",
但我觉得挺好的 因为这样酒吧里就不会有一群 but it will be good, because it won't be cluttered up
下面有味儿的蠢货在那捣乱了 with people with smelly bottoms wanting scampi in a basket.
有道理 但是和兰博基尼有什么关系 Yeah, but what's this got to do with Lamborghini?
因为兰博就应该造他们想造的东西 Because Lamborghini should be making cars that they want to make,
而不是造他们认为能赚钱的东西 not cars that their accountants think will make a few quid.
嗯 我觉得可能问题根源在于兰博基尼 Yeah, I think maybe the problem here is that Lamborghini
被奥迪收购了 is owned by Audi.
你想象一下灯厂开的酒馆会是什么样 And would you drink in a pub owned by Audi?
神啊 不要 God, no. No!
所以说 你愿意开一台由会计设计的车么 So, would you drive a car designed by Weatherspoons?
哦 臣妾不能啊 No. No, I wouldn't do that, either.
不管怎么说吧 我们必须看看这车在我们赛道上能跑多快 Anyway, we've got to find out how fast this goes round our track.
这就意味着要把它交给我们的圈养车手 And that means handing it over to our tame racing driver.
有人说他最爱的足球阵型是8-8-19 Some say that his favourite football formation is 8-8-19.
而且在我们休息的这段时间 他的iCloud账号被黑了(影射好莱坞艳照门) And while we were off air, his iCloud was hacked
所以 全世界都看到了他的头盔(丁日) and now everyone in the world has seen his helmet.
我们都知道 他就是 试替哥 All we know is, he's called The Stig!
他出发啦 些许打滑后轮胎马上恢复了抓地 And he's off. Tiny bit of wheel spin and then the gyros
肯定是智能四驱的功劳 and computers tell the four-wheel drive stuff to do its thing!
飞速滑过第一个弯 试替哥真的很卖力 Flying through the first corner, Stig really working hard
摆弄着克尔米特洗漱包的方向盘 at the wheel of Kermit's wash bag.
试替哥很享受卡朋特的靡靡之音啊 Mmm, Stig enjoying a smooth serving of The Carpenters, there.
芝加哥弯上没什么意外 No dramas through Chicago.
嗯 来到了锤子弯 Now, Hammerhead.
全驱的车子走线可以靠外一点 All-wheel drive cars can push wide here.
试替哥非常精准的转向 毫无转向不足 Stig using a very delicate steer. No whiff of understeer.
真是飞驰而过 从弯的另一侧杀了出来 Just flying round there and out the other side.
过了全速弯 终于有机会让 OK, Follow Through. A chance to really get
10个缸全力工作了 the ten-cylinder hammer down.
哇 Wow!
一个假期过去 试替哥变得更专注了 Whatever Stig did during his holiday has made him extra committed.
只剩两个弯了 精准的切进去 Just two corners left. Turning in, with precision.
哦 他有点侧滑 到甘邦弯了 Ooh, he's gone a bit sideways up to Gambon.
就那么滑了过去 冲线 Skates it through there and across the line.
碉堡了 确实挺震惊的 因为他的圈速是 This is amazing. This is truly amazing, because it did it...
1分15秒08 这就意味着 It did it in 1.15.8, which means it goes
他的成绩排在这里 看啊 比迈凯轮MP4-12C都快 right the way up there. Look at it. Wow. It's quicker than the McLaren
还比它大哥Aventador快上一些 MP4-12C. It's quicker than its big brother, the Aventador.
看来我们被打脸了 And that means everything we've been saying is completely wrong.
好吧 但我还是认为 Well, no, because I still think...
Huracan挺好的 但要是更慢一些 That IS good, but it would be better if it was slower,
轮子上再插几把片儿刀就更好了 but had knives sticking out of the wheels.
嗯 没错 因为这个位置应当属于负责刷圈的法拉利 No, you're right because this part of the board is where Ferraris
而负责炫酷的兰博基尼应该在这部分 and serious stuff should live and Lamborghinis should be here,
况且 盖拉多也在这个位置上 which, interestingly enough, is where the Gallardo is. Yeah.
又到了明星廉价车环节 Anyway, we must now put a star in our reasonably-priced car.
世界上有许多知名的叫艾德的 Now there are many, many well-known Eds in the world these days.
比如Ed Harris,Ed Miliband(工党党魁) Ed Balls(影子财政大臣) There's Harris, Miliband, Balls.
真有人姓Balls的呀 但我们今日的嘉宾 There is. But...But my guest tonight is the best
是他们中的后起之秀 诸位请欢迎 and the newest Ed of them all. Ladies and gentlemen - hmm-hmm -
艾德·希兰 Ed Sheeran!
冉冉升起之星 你好吗 Ooh, upcoming star, how are you?
Ed Sheeran来到了现场 Ed Sheeran is here!
莅临现场 He's here.
感谢你的光临 Thank you so much for coming.
你现在是全球超级巨星 Now, obviously,you're a massive global megastar now,
但五年前 你是不是 but is it true,what,five years ago,you were busking
-在伦敦地铁里卖艺 -没有 on the London Underground? No.
没有 我 No, I, eh...
你有没有在伦敦地铁上睡过觉 Did you ever sleep on the London Underground?
-有过 -我就知道你在 Yeah,well...Ah,I knew there was something you'd done
-伦敦地铁上干了点什么 -不 那只是 -on the London Underground! -No, it was... Yeah, it was just...
如果我找不到地方可以待 I would,if there wasn't a place to stay,which,often,
通常是因为太晚了 没法打电话拜托别人让我睡沙发 it was too late for me to call anyone for a sofa, I would stay out till
我就会彻夜不眠 等到早上五点 去坐地铁环线 然后靠着座位 about 5am and then get on the Circle Line and just,kind of, lean up,
睡到中午12点起床 and then get up around 12 and....
就这样在环线地铁上睡觉 因为里面很温暖 And just go round and round, cos it is warm down there and...
-很棒 -听到没 顶级建议 It's great. It's great. There you go, there's a top tip.
-你是否曾经在白金汉宫的加热管旁睡觉 -没有 And did you sleep in the heating duct at Buckingham Palace? No, no.
-又否认了 -是在白金汉宫外 不是在里面 There's another no.It was outside of Buckingham Palace,not in it.
我觉得这也太奇妙了 五年前 This is what I find fascinating, cos five years ago,
你还试图在伦敦找个温暖的地方睡觉 you were trying to find somewhere warm to sleep in London.
实在是因为人们没看前后文 "每日邮报" People have really taken it out of context. The Daily Mail
-随便引用了我的话 -不是吧 have taken the quote and been... No(!)
我才不相信"每日邮报"会胡编乱造 No,I won't believe that the Daily Mail makes stuff up(!)
我没有什么非常穷困的经历 It wasn't,like,a massive hardship or anything.
我不住在伦敦 所以会借宿在别人家的沙发上 I wasn't living anywhere in London.I was sleeping on people's sofas
有时他们还没有沙发能让我睡 这也不太常见 and sometimes they didn't have sofas to sleep on.It wasn't common,
-但有时会发生这种事 -因为你那时一直在巡演 but it did happen, yeah. Cos you were gigging a lot in those days,
-卖力工作 -我现在也在巡演 working your bottom off. I haven't stopped yet. It's still...
但你有一次去了埃克塞特 But you were travelling down to Exeter, to get...
-去埃克赛特演出付你多少钱来着 -那是最糟糕的一场演出 How much for performing in Exeter? That was the worst thing.
去埃克赛特的车票就要80镑 演出给我50镑 It was an 80 quid train ticket to Exeter and I was getting paid
我到了以后 和音响师试音完毕 ￡50 for the gig and I arrived and soundchecked with the sound engineer.
他说 7点开门 He was like, "Doors are at seven."
7点到了 我7点30分上台 台下空无一人 Got to seven, I was on at 7.30. It was empty.
他说"再等个15分钟 看有没有人来" 还是没人 He said,"Wait 15 minutes,see if people turn up."Empty.
15分钟后 他说"好吧 再等个10分钟" 15 minutes later, "Yeah, wait another ten minutes."
我们最后等了一小时也没人出现 所以我就表演给他看 We ended up waiting an hour. No-one turned up,so I just played to him.
-他怎么评价 -还不错 What did he say? No, it was all right.
我说"好吧 再见了伙计" And then I was, like, "Cool, see you later, mate",
拿了我的50镑 还错过了最后一班回家的火车 got my ￡50 and went and I'd missed the last train home.
但我带着从eBay买来的GBC玩口袋妖怪 But I'd just bought,from eBay,a Pokemon on the Game Boy Colour.
我只带了这个 于是坐在火车站里打游戏 And I just got that.So,I sat at the train station,until the morning,
等早上的首班车 太棒了 until the next train, playing Pokemon.It was great.
你从其中学会了很多 It's where you learn it all from.
你从在埃克赛特火车站玩口袋妖怪 So, now you've got to the point from playing Pokemon
如今变成了在温布利球场开演唱会 票全售罄的明星 on Exeter railway station, have you not just sold out Wembley for,
-演唱会开多久 -三个晚上 -你一人面对 how many nights is it? Three nights. Just you? In front of a crowd
-8万到9万的人群吗 -差不多吧 -你觉得紧张吗 of 80,000-90,000? Around that, yeah. Does that make you nervous?
今天跑圈让我紧张得多 真的 I was more nervous about today, doing the lap.Genuinely,genuinely.
因为你一生 你已经见过德尼罗 Cos I mean your whole life is..Obviously,you've met De Niro now.
-见过克林顿吧 -对 -今天你也见了詹姆士·梅 -没错 Clinton?Yeah.And then,today,you met James May.Yeah.
你已经圆满了 So, you've completed the circle.
我能再问问你小时候的事情吗 然后再谈车子 Can I talk a bit about your early life,before we get on to the cars,
因为我有些吃惊 你小时候 if we may?Cos I was slightly staggered.You had a number
生了很多疾病 不光是你的红发 of illnesses when you were little.(Not just your hair.)
-是青光眼吗 -可能会发展成青光眼 Glaucoma?It probably could have led to that.
我的脸上有一个很大的胎记 I had a big birthmark on the side of my face
-不得不用激光去掉了 眼睛也很奇怪 -眼睛很奇怪 that I had to get lasered off.And weird eyes.Weird eyes.
运动时必须佩带 And you had to play sports wearing some...
我觉得 小学时我是个很奇怪的小孩 Well,my view on it is that I was a very weird kid in primary school
可能没有太多朋友 and I probably didn't have a lot of friends,
但上帝看了我一眼 说 你需要帮助 but,I think, God looked down and went,"You need some help"
-就给了我一把吉他 于是一切顺利了 -造就了现在的你 -没错 and gave me a guitar and it worked out.And here you are.Yes.
-伟大的上帝 -我生活的第二章 Good old God. The second half of my life is much more fun
比第一章有趣多了 我真希望能倒过来 than the first half and I'd rather that way round,
因为学校里受欢迎的孩子至少一半都是 because half of the popular kids in school,
你懂的 I mean, you know, are...
哔得命都没了 BLEEP their lives up.
我们继续吧 谈谈大家刻意回避的问题 Now,we'd better get on,I'm afraid,to the elephant in the room.
-好 -那就是Ed不会开车 Yes.Um...Ed can't drive.
我是说 你不光没有驾照 And I don't just mean you have no driving licence.
之前也有这样的人上节目 Johnny Vegas We've had that before,with Johnny Vegas
最近是Jack Whitehall 但你究竟多不会开? and Jack Whitehall,more recently.But how much can't you drive?
或者说 在今天来之前 你有多不会开车 Or how much couldn't you drive before you got here today?
我之前从没坐过主驾位 从没握过方向盘 I'd never sat in the driver's seat or put my hand on a steering wheel.
我之所以答应上节目 The reason I said yes to Top Gear is that
是因为我觉得第一次开车 肯定很好玩 I thought it would be funny, the first time that I drive.
这可能是电视首次播送驾驶课 It is... This must be the first-ever televised driving lesson.
我觉得全世界的17岁少年们都希望 I think so many 17-year-olds around the world would want The Stig
能由Stig来教他们驾驶 于是就有了这一出 to teach them how to drive and that's what happened.
我觉得你能来这里 胆子不小 I think it is very, very ballsy to come here, saying,
你说"我不介意自己的第一圈被拍下来" "I don't mind being filmed for my first ever lap."
你甚至还给人买过车 You have actually bought cars for people -
-给音响师等人 -对 基本上每年 sound engineers and so on.Yeah,I bought...Basically,every year
我都会给为我工作的人发圣诞红包 其中有人 I give people who work for me a Christmas bonus and this guy
他基本上每年都会把圣诞红包 who works for me was,basically,every year,spending his Christmas
花在该花钱的地方 用在家人身上 bonus on things you should spend your bonus on-his family.
但他一直说想买一辆保时捷911卡雷拉 But he would always go on about wanting a Porsche 911 Carrera.
他说 那是我的梦想 但我接下来要把钱用在浴室上 "Oh,that's my dream car,but I'm doing up the bathroom next",
-所以今年 我给他买了辆保时捷 -你给他买了辆911? so this year,I just got him the Porsche.You bought him a 911?
-对 -你是不是给另外一个音响师买了辆Smart Yeah.Didn't you buy another sound engineer a Smart car?
我给吉他手买了辆Smart 但这是另一回事了 I bought my guitar tech a Smart car,but that was another...
他做错什么了 他会不会觉得"人家有911 我就只有个这?" What's he done wrong(?) How does he feel going, "Oh, brilliant"?
我每天都看到这些人 I see these people,day in and day out,
他们总会谈及自己最想要的 and they always talk about the thing that they want most.
他的目标也太低了吧 我们得和他好好谈谈 He's got really low ambition.We need to have a word with him.
你确定他会好好弹吉他吗 因为如果他觉得 Are you sure he's doing your guitars properly? Cos if he thinks
一辆Smart已经够好了的话 他本可以要一辆911的 a Smart's a good enough car,when he could have said a 911!
萝卜青菜 各有所爱 It's different strokes for different folks.
说的没错 现在谈到你的跑圈 感觉如何 You're right. Now, moving on to your lap. How was it out there?
很有意思 It was interesting.
我有几圈犯错了 很好笑 你肯定会放出来的 I had some very funny bloopers, which I'm sure you're going to show.
我们才不会呢 We wouldn't do that.
才怪 Yes, we would.
谁想看看Ed的首次电视驾驶课程 Who'd like to see Ed's first-ever driving lesson on television?
想 Yes!
我们首先要放两段失误片段 We've got one or two clips we'd like to show first
先来看看这些 of a few slip-ups. Let's have a look at those.
这是在倒数第二弯 So this is... Whoa, that's the second to last corner,
-但你偏得很厉害 -看着真不错 but you missed that by a long way there. That looks great.
天哪 这是在极速弯吗 穿过了轮胎墙 Oh, my God, is that the Follow...? They go through the tyres!
你救不回来的 居然做到了! You're not going to hold it. You did!
等等 等等 Oh, wait, wait, wait! Argh!
不会吧 又在急速弯 同一个弯 Not again, not again at the Follow Through? The same!
让我惊讶的是 车子滑出去时 What staggers me about that is, when the car is sliding,
特别是在那里 时速为129公里 particularly going through there, which is about 80mph.
像那样滑出去 大部分人都会放弃 So, it's sliding like that. Most people just give up,
但你居然还在努力救车 but you, actually, were wrestling with the controls in there.
我不是有意的 That wasn't planned.
我只是不知道要把脚移开 松油门 I just didn't know to take my foot off the accelerator.
你就一直踩着吗 You just kept it on?
我并不像这样"我要解决这个问题" Yeah, I wasn't, like, "I'm going sort this out and show everyone
向大家展示我的驾驶水平 只不过是 "that I'm really good at driving."It was,literally,just like "Ah!"
胆子(蛋蛋)那么大 你是怎么走路的 How do you actually walk about when they're that big?
我们来看看最快的一圈吧 准备好了吗 Shall we have a look at the fastest lap? Everybody ready?
好了 Yeah!
播放录像 出发了 Play the tape. Come on. Here we go.
自动档的车轮旋转 路很滑吧 -没错 Yes,wheel spin from an automatic.Oh,it is wet,isn't it?Yeah.
加油 Come on.
会加油的 就在这里 来到第一个弯角 It will and here it comes. Down to the first corner
出弯 我仍然不敢相信 今早之前 and around it. Still can't believe that you had never driven
你居然从没开过车 a car before this morning.
这个弯 有些走大了 但没关系 And you're around at... Slightly wide, but never mind.
来到芝加哥弯 We're off towards Chicago now.
加油 加油 不错 Come on, come on, come on, yeah. Yep, yep, yep.
很好 这里走线紧凑 Like it. Neat and tidy through there.
不是什么大问题 轮胎 No real problems, at all, and with tyre...
轮胎在尖叫 Yes, the tyres are squealing.
手要放在方向盘上 这很重要 Keep your hands on the wheel, that is important.
来到锤头弯 这就是给粗心新手设的陷阱 And this is the Hammerhead,designed to catch out the unwary and the new.
但却没有难倒你 But it hasn't got you!
好 就是这里了 Right, now, this is it.
这就是急速弯 This is coming up to what we call the Follow Through,
因为一旦犯了错 就会发生这种事 cos if you get it wrong that's what happens.
松油门了吗 你没有松油门 Lifting? No, you're not lifting.
没有人在第一节驾驶课上就能让轮胎尖叫 Nobody's ever had tyre squeal on their first-ever driving lesson.
轮胎墙 他能行吗 看起来不错 Through the tyres, can he do this? Yes, looking good.
要命 踩了点刹车 Oh, crikey, a little bit of brake action there
也可能是电子辅助刹车 or that could be automatic,on the car's part.
倒数第二弯 大部分人都会犯错 Second to last corner, catches most people out,
但今天也没有难倒你 but not you, not today.
在甘邦弯 Into Gambon...
还加了点油门 And,oh,there was a burst of acceleration.
最后 冲过了终点线 And there we are, across the line!
-好 现在 -感觉看着比开着要慢 -是的 Right,now...It looked slower than it felt.It does.
这车不怎么快 市场上的快车多得是 It's not a fast car. There are faster ones available on the market.
你觉得你会排在哪 Where do you think you've come on our...?
只要打败Jack Whitehall我就满足了 As long as I beat Jack Whitehall, I'm happy.
两件事要说明 第一 Jack在参加节目前开过车 Two things... One - Jack had driven a car before he got here,
尽管他没有驾照 而他的赛道有点潮 although he had no licence. And the track was mildly moist for him,
算不上湿 但今天非常湿滑 肯定会减慢你的速度 barely wet,but it was very wet for you,so it obviously slows you down.
他的成绩是1分54秒5 So, he did a 1.54.5.
而你 Ed Sheeran And you, Ed Sheeran...
你的成绩是 you were...
1分50 1.50...
4秒 4...
..3.
还是湿地成绩 你做到了 And in wet. You've done it!
太好了 Yeah.
这真是 你觉得惊讶吗 我挺惊奇的 That is... Are you genuinely amazed by that? Cos I am.
差不多 但这是我的最好成绩 I guess so, but, like, that one was the best time that I did it.
之前几圈我大概开了2分30秒 And the times before that were probably about 2.30.
那么 成绩提高了不少 So, um... Well, with that level of improvement,
我们现在应该给Ed发驾照才对 we should just give Ed a driving licence now.
-没错 -诸位欢送 Ed Sheeran Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, Ed Sheeran!
今晚 我们为大家上演的是一场精彩的比拼 Now, tonight, we are staging one of our important races,
参赛选手包括汽车 公共交通 自行车 between the car, public transport, a bicycle
以及杰里米倾情代言的 and Jeremy's rather fanciful belief that we should travel everywhere
水上交通 on rivers.
没错 这次的比赛在俄罗斯圣彼得堡进行 Yes, we are racing across St Petersburg in Russia.
书接上回 杰里米和那毫无操控可言的气垫船 And when we left the action, Jeremy was in the lead,
一马当先 in his uncontrollable hovercraft.
詹姆斯驾驶着他的电动小车紧追其后 James was second, in his tiny, electric Renault.
试替哥也不知道地铁坐到哪一站了 The Stig was somewhere or other on a metro train.
而我骑着自行车摔了个狗吃屎 And I had fallen off my bicycle and broken it.
不错 情况良好 OK, this is good.
全速出击 Flat out on water.
剩余里程显示还有65公里 绰绰有余 Remaining range - it tells me it is 40 miles, that's plenty.
轻松躲闪 Bit of a jink round him.
吼吼 Ho-ho!
也许你会问 选小车的意义何在 You're probably thinking, "What's the point of that tiny little car?
瞧他那路宽的 "Look at the size of that road he's on."
话虽如此 但我们还没进入真正的圣彼得堡 Yes. But we're not in St Petersburg proper, yet.
我们还在郊区 一进入市区 We're still on the outskirts. When we get near the middle,
一定会有那种小巷弄的路 there's going to be a small alleyway,
那些在汽车发明之前 something built before cars were invented.
用来走马车的路 Things wide enough for a horse.
到了那 我就能一举奠定胜局 And then, I shall sweep to victory.
试替哥 詹姆斯和杰里米都觉得剩下的比赛 The Stig, James and Jeremy were battling in what they thought
就是他们三个之间的较量了 was a three-horse race.
但我可不这么觉得 But I had other plans...
你能说英语 恩 但是你不会 So, you speak English?I do.And you don't speak English?
只会一点 -你能帮我翻译一下吗 A little bit. Can you interpret?
我骑车在路上摔了 车子坏了 I've broken my bike.I fell off my bicycle.
能借用的你的车吗 Can I borrow your bike?
-不行 -拜托了 我正在比赛 No. Oh, please. I'm in a race.
气垫船已经超过我了 -我上班快迟到了 A hovercraft has gone past now. I'm late, I have to go to my work.
要是我们送你去上班 你能借我你的车吗 If we give you a lift to work, can I borrow your bike?
-那行 -真的 真的 OK. Really, can we? Yes.
太好了 活雷锋啊 Really? What a gentleman!
我们的制作人将这个好心的小伙子送去上班 As a producer took the kind young man to work,
与此同时 我开始慢慢适应他的车 I was getting to grips with his wheels.
说实话 这车真没之前那辆骑起来快 OK, this isn't as fast as the other bicycle, I'll be honest.
我现在的时速是26km/h 之前都是35 这下悬了 I'm doing 16mph, instead of 22, and it's killing me.
哈蒙德就算骑着那辆九千镑的环法赛车 想追我都挺难 Hammond would have struggled to catch up with me on his £9,000
更别提他从老乡那借来的俄罗斯大破铁了 Tour de France bike, but on some clunky old piece of Russian pig-iron
简直是在做梦 that he's borrowed from a local, he's got no chance, has he?
你说是吧 Let's be honest.
这边 在气垫船上的我丝毫不担心哈蒙德的回归 On HMS Petrol, I wasn't worried about Hammond's recovery
因为我的领先优势巨大 because my lead was immense!
而且我正全速前进 And I was going like a bat out of hell.
冲啊 Power.
正好从中间穿过 Right through the middle.
接着 我来到了市中心 But then, I hit the city centre.
我左右两边都有快速行驶的水翼船 Got hydrofoils coming in at speed from the left and the right.
两艘摆渡船和一艘水上出租 Two ferries and a water taxi.
你大爷的 那边还有一个 Oh, my giddy aunt, there's one over there.
我去 Oh BLEEP.
在这种交通环境下 河里完真是个噩梦 In traffic like this, the hover-van was a menace.
转啊 Turn! Turn!
天呐 我完全失控了 Good God, I'm totally out of control.
妈呀 转啊 Holy mother of God, turn!
你倒是转啊 Turn! Turn!
不 No!
要完 要完 Oh BLEEP. Not very...
块撞上圣彼得堡的墙了 I'm crashing into St Petersburg now.
冲啊 河里完 Power! Come on, hover-van.
天呐 有游泳的 求你了 转个向吧 Oh,there's swimmers.Oh,please,turn. Please.
这时 我也来到了市中心 Twizy将会在 I, too, had reached the city centre, where the tiny Twizy
古老狭窄的街道里发挥最大威力 would come into its own, in the ancient narrow streets.
妈蛋 Oh, cock.
这里的主路都是双向八车道 The main roads were eight lanes wide...
而辅路也没多窄 ..and the side roads weren't much thinner.
怪不得圣彼得堡没什么关于停车的规定 Small wonder there are no parking regulations in St Petersburg.
随处可停 There's no need.
你看看 早知道就用加长林肯大陆 Look at it. Could have done this in a stretch Lincoln Continental
或者悍马什么的了 or a Hummer or something.
简直要跪了 Worse, worse. Just worse.
我不会放弃的 我不会放弃 I will not give up, I will not give up.
35公里每小时了 22 miles an hour there. Oh.
我觉得我快不行了 And I think I'm going to be sick.
与此同时 河里的情况则是 Meanwhile, back on the river...
我的妈呀 Holy Moley!
又一艘 And another one!
为了避免被水翼船撞死 'In order to avoid death by hydrofoil,
我决定不走河道 改走运河 'I decided to leave the river and use St Petersburg's canals.'
这就有一条 就它了 This is a canal, it's what I need.
路倒是畅通了 但是新问题又来了 They were much quieter, but there was now another problem.
不 别 No, don't...
为了通过低矮的桥 我只好将气垫的气放掉 To get under the low bridges, I had to deflate the skirts.
就是说我要在没有动力的情况下滑行 结果可想而知 That meant coming off the power and coasting, which went well
沉了 要沉了 Sinking. Sinking now.
他大爷的 Oh, giddy aunt.
天呐 这个更矮 居然比那个还矮 Oh, Christ, this is lower, this is even lower.
两米五 Two and a half metres,
基本上就跟我后面的驱动风扇一样高啊 that's pretty much the height of the props on the back.
别别别 别起来 别浮起来 No, no, no, don't rise up, don't rise up!
我的 不不不 Oh, my... No, no, no.
开着它 我发现原来不管路有多宽 In the Twizy, I'd discovered that no matter how wide the streets
该堵还是得堵 may be, a jam is still a jam.
看到了吗 车再小也没用 See, look, small cars don't make any difference.
要是骑自行车的话 我就过去了 但现在开汽车 If I was on the bike, I'd be down there, but no car is narrow
没辙 enough for that.
就在詹姆斯堵车的时候 我也来到市中心 While James sat motionless, I was now entering the city centre...
还有机会 I can still do this. Oh.
在这 我发现开车的人根本看不见骑车的 ..where I discovered that cyclists are completely invisible.
别告诉我你 你不会 我靠 Oh, you're not... You didn't... Honestly?!
都不犹豫一下吗 Not even an attempt, was there?
啊 机动车让行非机动车 傻帽 Argh, wait for me, numb nuts.
在地铁上 试替哥发现许多同行人手里 On the underground, Stig had noticed that many of his fellow passengers
都拿着个奇怪的东西 were holding on to strange things.
于是在下一站 他决定自己也来一个 And so, at the next station, he decided he should have one, too.
这回堵到车轨上了 I'm on the tram lines and in a traffic jam.
动一下啊 Come on, come on, come on.
我现在就害怕看见哈蒙德和他偷来的山地车 Terrified that I'll see Richard Hammond turning up any second
从哪窜出来 on his stolen mountain bike.
这个人直接停在公交车道上 然后趴下来查看车底 Man stopped in the bus lane, looking under his car,
八成是碾过了一个骑车的 probably for a cyclist he's run over.
不用管我 我就是个骑车的 跟动物没区别 Don't worry about me, I'm just a cyclist. I'm just a pigeon.
直接压死我就行 哥们 Don't you worry yourself, chum.
像所有骑行的人一样 哈蒙德也已经变得 Like all cyclists,Hammond was becoming
暴躁和易怒 你开玩笑吧 full of rage and aggression.Come on,really?!
另一边 没有空调的气垫船已经把我折腾的汗流浃背 Whereas,in my un-air-conditioned hover-van, I was becoming hot,
精疲力尽 举步维艰 bothered and stuck.
湿了 透了我已经 Sweating. Sweating a lot.
走运河真不是个好主意 Not certain this was a good idea. I really am not.
呀 这个够呛啊 Oh, now, this one is tight.
再低一点 不不不 天呐 Lower. No, no, no, Christ.
我的天呐 Bloody hell.
太吓人了 别 别 别 别 别 Scary! No, no, no, no, no!
等会给你打回去 这会不方便 Oh... Not now, not now, not now! I'm in a big problem!
啥 What?
我靠 我应该右转的 Oh,BLEEP,I should have actually gone to the right.
算了 调头 Right, U-turn.
集中注意力啊 梅 Concentrate, May.
多亏詹姆斯那糟糕到出名的方向感 Thanks to James's famously-poor sense of direction,
我有了赶上的机会 I was now in with a shout,
尤其是考虑到我可以从冬宫抄个近路 especially as I could take a short-cut through the Winter Palace.
哇 Wow.
詹姆斯开的那辆车和这里真搭啊 Thank goodness James has got a Twizy to fit in this place
抄个近路 能省一分钟是一分钟 Little corner cut, that'll save me a minute or two.
到河了 过桥 Water coming up, over the bridge.
河里完这边 我终于驶出了水渠 In the hover-van, I was finally free of the canals
来到了交通顺畅的河道 and back on the now traffic-free river.
要抓紧时间往前赶 动力！速度！ I've got a lot of time to make up now. Come on! Power!
比赛终于接近尾声 We were now entering the final stages of our race.
此时 And at this point,
由于我们都不在一条路上 所以谁都有可能赢 because all of us were all over the place, any one of us could win it.
借过 能超车 我不客气了 Coming past.I can have that, I'll have that.
喔 这个弯转得急 Whoa, heavy turn.
全速前进 Full thrust!
我不会放弃 不会 加油 I will not give up, I will not give up. Come on!
我也把这辆小雷诺开到了极限 Really giving this thing the electric berries here.
振动起来了 Buffeting!
这才是144匹马力的威力 哈哈 That is 144 horsepower, right there. Ha-ha!
(哈蒙德在骂街 这两句翻出来会被和谐的) What the BLEEP hell, are you...? You great gangly BLEEP knuckle BLEEP,
(依旧在骂街) greasy-haired BLEEP bag.BLEEP you.
这才对嘛 要的就是羊肠小道 That's more like it.A narrow side street.
完儿 我们能赢 We can win this, van.
加把劲 Come on.
快点 再快点 Come on, come on.
我马上就到了 I'm very close.
啊 Ah.
那儿 我看见终点了 There it is. There's the end point.
那座念不出名字的宫殿到底在哪 詹姆斯到哪了 Where is this unpronounceable palace?Where is James May?
试替哥又在哪 Where is The Stig?
到了 终点在那 There it is.Yes,there is the finish line!
等等 我还得开到上面去是吗 应该是 Oh, wait a minute, have I got to get up that bloody thing?I have.
就在这附近 有座白色的宫殿 Somewhere around here, I'm looking for a big white palace.
走起 Right, here we go!
别 别 别 不 不 不 No! No, no, no, no, no.
停下来 Stopping.
我的天 Oh, God!
那是哈蒙德 靠 哈哈 It's Hammond.Bloody hell.Ha-ha!
啊 不会又一次吧 啊 Argh.Not again.Argh!
快告诉我 我赢了吗 Please tell me,have I won?
哦我去 看你身后 Oh,Christ,look behind you.
哦妈呀 Oh, Jesus.
好吧 胜负已分 我们证明了汽车 Well, there we are. Proof that the car is...
是更好的交通工具 也值了 Is better.It's betterWas worth it.
我承认 即便它是小的可笑的法国电动 I'm afraid, even when it's comedically small,
它还是更好 我弄伤了我的丁日 French and electric,it's still better.I've ruined my penis
毁了九千镑的自行车 -没错 我才反应过来 and £9,000-worth of bicycle.Yep.I've just realised something.
-啥 -只有我们仨到了 What? Three of us are here.
-对啊 我都忘了这茬 -慢着 试替哥去哪了 Yeah,I completely forgot. Oh,hang on.Where is The Stig?
他在哪 Where is he?
詹姆斯成功的重塑了汽车的地位 James May has restored the reputation of the car.
是的 不过 问题在于 Yes.Thing is,though...The thing is,though,
如果各位不想开这剃须刀样的 还得选装车门的车出门 if you don't want to drive around in a little Philishave,
就去选第二名吧 with optional doors,you'll have to buy what came second,
那就是气垫船 which, of course, was the hovercraft.
唉 等会儿 我要是没摔倒 Oh,no,hang on a minute. I would have won that by 20 minutes,
就能赢你二十分钟 -对 可是你摔了啊 还摔了两次 if I hadn't fallen off.Yes,but you did fall off.Twice,in fact.
好吧 我们行驶了29公里 你废了两辆自行车 Yeah.In an 18-mile journey,you consumed two bicycles.
没错 -从头到尾都证明了 你只会捣乱 I did,yeah.All we learned from you is that you're a spanner
从试替哥那部分也很难得出什么结论 and it's difficult to draw any meaningful conclusions
也就是说 这部片子当中 from The Stig's journey.So, in that whole film,
我们啥结论都没得出来 we've learned absolutely nothing,at all.
伴随着这个令人震惊的消息 节目也要结束了 And on that bombshell,it is time to end.
感谢各位的收看 下周再见 晚安 Thank you so much for watching. See you again next week. Good night!