这是我老家 This is my hometown
我家人爱去这 还有这 My family likes to go here and here
额 还有这 and... here
这位是家人最爱的政治人物 This is my family's favorite politician
事实上 这才是 Actually... this is
我家人喜欢看这个 My family likes to watch this
我个人更喜欢这个 I prefer to watch this
我的家人遍布整个波斯顿 My family members are scattered all over Boston
我父母住这 My parents live here
我妹妹住这 My sister lives here
我的兄弟住这 还有这 My brothers live here and here
我呢 住十万八千里外 And I live way over here
但是似乎最后都还是在这 But we always seem to end up over here
忠实地为老家球队加油 where we loyally root for our hometown team
- You suck! -你真差劲 - Loser! -屌丝
烂泥扶不上墙 Piece of garbage!
嘿 罗尼 Hey, Ronny!
-罗尼 -罗尼 - Ronny.- Ronny.
今天的体育运动谁要赢了？ So, who's winning the sports today?
运动而已 不用体育运动 Just “sports. ” No “the. ”
我在考你啊 我懂得比你想得多 I was kidding. I know more than you think I know.
凯尔特人队是哪队 Who are the Celtics playing?
凯尔特人是绿色那队啊 The Celtics are the green ones,
他们对阵迈阿密 and they're playing the... Miami.
迈阿密什么 The Miami what?
迈阿密密密密 The Miami...
额 其实我是想说迈阿密之音（拉丁美洲合唱团） uh, I really want to say... Sound Machine.
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你是在拿我们开涮吧 You got to be messing with us.
不可能对运动那么一窍不通吧 You can't be that dumb about sports.
拜托 要说谁最一窍不通 非罗尼莫属啊 Hey, if anybody can be that dumb about sports, it's Ronny.
老爸 多谢你对我的‘信心’ Thanks for believing in me, Dad.
天 我比猪还能生 God, I got a lot of kids.
嘿 老妈 Hey, Mom.
哦 这个生的是我喜欢的 Oh, there's one that I like.
嗨 罗尼 Hi, Ronny.
比赛最好20 分钟后结束 This game better be over in 20 minutes.
-怎么了 - Why? -他们想看傲骨娇妻（律政剧傲骨贤妻） - They want to watch Good Wife.
是傲骨贤妻 The Good Wife.
别投篮啊 Don't take that shot!
好球 (ringing continues) Ooh, great shot!
你好 Hello?
没错 Yes.
天啊 真的吗 Oh, my God.
嗯 感谢你打来 Well, thanks for calling.
麦克肥登（麦克法登）心脏病发了 Fatty McFadden had a heart attack.
死了 He's dead.
天 太惨了 Oh, my God. That's awful.
我们要去教堂 Should we go to the church
点根蜡烛吗 and light a candle?
-对 - Yeah. -那很好啊 - That'd be nice.
我们是应该 We should.
或者 Or...?
我是说 我突然想到 I mean, I'm just thinking out loud here.
肥登当了我六年助理教练 Fatty was my assistant coach for six years.
我意思是 And, I mean,
篮球就像他的生命 basketball was his life.
也许他更想我们 He'd probably want us to...
看完比赛 finish watching the game.
他就能安息了 For Fatty.
肥登 安息吧 For Fatty.
亲 我突然想到 You know, it occurs to me
有另外一个办法去纪念肥登 another way to honor Fatty's memory...
那就是点个披萨 would be to order some pizza.
好法子 我来打电话 Good call. I'll dial it up.
安息吧 肥登 For Fatty.
我记得 他好像喜欢凯撒色拉 As I recall, he also enjoyed a Caesar salad,
撒在披萨边上 dressing on the side.
哦，如果是叫乔万尼家的 Oh, and if you're ordering from Giovanni's,
要记得点有茄子的 get the eggplant parm.
有次肥登对我交代过的 Is what I once heard Fatty say. Mm.
是的 我想订个披萨 Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
不 我等不了一下下 No, I can't hold.
我这六个人等着呢 都悲痛欲绝呢 I got six people here, and we're all overcome with grief!
打得好 Yeah!
大伙 你们还好不 Hey, how you guys holding up?
我觉得他比你看的更伤心 I think he's more upset than he's letting on.
去守灵前跟他讲讲 Talk to him before we go to the wake.
你一个心理医师 You're a psychiatrist.
是高中指导老师 High school guidance counselor.
这两个是一样的 We're saying the same thing.
亚瑟 这是你的损失 Arthur, this was a huge loss for you.
像我丢了凯拉那次 Like when I lost Kyra.
你是把爸爸好友的死亡 Are you comparing the loss of
和凯拉·塞奇威克的《罪案终结》被砍相提并论吗 Dad's friend to the cancellation of Kyra Sedgwick's The Closer?
你说《罪案终结》没播完就被砍了? Are you saying that The Closer was canceled?
才没有 Because it wasn't.
凯拉决定一统众男 她做到了 Kyra decided to go out on top, and she did.
她是做到了 就可以完结了 She did.
老爸 我知道我们不聊感情 Dad, I know we don't talk about feelings,
或者像你说的 我们没感情 or you know, have them,
但你失去了一个朋友 but you lost a friend.
你知道你可以把痛苦抒发出来的 You know, it's okay if you want to let out the pain.
我现在需要一个新助理教练 来取代那只猪 Now I need a new assistant coach to replace that fat bastard.
谁准备好去守灵了 Who's ready for a wake?
我知道 不好看 巨丑 I know. I know! I know!
我觉得你看上去很好看 I think you look great.
我说什么来着 I know!
真敢穿啊 杰基 Good for you, Jackie.
大胆穿吧 除非你还能退（own it本意买下，除非能退） Own it. Unless you can return it.
那还是别硬穿了（那还是别买下了） Then definitely stop owning it.
没事啦 杰基 It's okay, Jackie.
反正你将来会去奥斯卡颁奖嘛 At least you're presentingat the Academy Awards.
谢谢你的赞美 老妈 Thanks, Ma.
大伙儿 喜欢我们的西装吗 Hey, guys, you like our suits?
杰拉德和我又像双胞胎了 Gerard and I look like twins again!
肖恩 我们从没像过 Sean, we have never looked like twins!
看看那张婴儿照片 Look at that baby picture.
六年级的老师还以为你是我爸爸呢 In the sixth grade, the teacher thought you were my father.
老妈 我们开一辆车去守灵就行了 Ma, we can take one car to the wake
卡特里娜不去 because Katrina's not coming.
哦 不 Oh. No.
我女人不喜欢殡仪馆 Yeah, my girl doesn't like funeral homes.
不需要给我理由啊 I don't need a reason.
肖恩 西装有点紧了 That suit's a little tight, Sean.
必须的 罗尼 Intentional, Ronny.
女士就喜欢男士穿紧实点的 Ladies love it when a guy squeezes into something tight.
那不是西装 那是香肠装 That's not a suit. It's a sausage casing.
老爸 他是个大白痴 Dad, he's an idiot,
所以我来做你的助理教练吧 which is why I should be your new assistant coach.
老爸 作为两届波斯顿杯全明星选手 Dad, as a two-time Boston Globe All-Star,
我有义务提醒你 I just want to remind you...
我是两届波斯顿杯全明星选手 that I was a two-time Boston Globe All-Star.
而且 我可不像杰拉德 And also, I'm not a screamer
整一个少年队的大嗓门 like Gerard is with your JV team.
看到你为啥打少年队了吗 That's why you play JV!
教练讲究的就是音量和训斥 Coaching is all about volume and repetition.
音量大 反复训 Volume and repetition.
知道吗 You know,
父亲传承他的事业（本意王国） a father passing on his kingdom,
孩子互相争斗 his children fighting...
整一出李尔王啊（莎士比亚作品） this is all very King Lear.
谢了 罗尼 说得好 Thanks, Ronny. Good tidbit.
我们讨厌戏剧 We hate plays.
我真想要把我的辉煌传给一个麦卡锡姓的人 I would like to pass my dynasty off to a McCarthy.
哦 那选杰基吧 Oh, pick Jackie then.
她穿得跟《豪门恩怨》的角色一样 She's dressed like she's on Dynasty.
老爸 如果让你好受些 Dad, if it makes you feel better,
我不准备要那份工作 I'm not going to apply for the job.
第一 因为我对篮球的知识有限 A: because my knowledge ofthe basketball is limited.
第二 我找到新工作了 And B: I got offered a new job
在一家很好的私人学校 as head guidance counselor
指导老师组组长 at a really great private school.
指导老师组组长 Head guidance counselor?!
那就是说你会管其他的心理医师 So you're going to be in charge of all the other psychiatrists?
这次就不跟你争对错了 I'm gonna let you have that one.
学校在哪 Where's the school?
普罗维登斯 Providence
-罗德岛-恶心 - Rhode Island?!- Ugh!
那压根不是个州 That's not a real state.
老天 Oh, my God!
你要搬到普罗维登斯 You're moving to Providence?
是的 我觉得这对我有好处 Yes, and I think it's gonna be good for me!
新鲜有趣的城市 一份好工作 It's a great job in a fun new city
还有基情满满的同志社区 with a vibrant gay community.
同志社区不都基情满满吗 Aren't all gay communities vibrant?
罗尼 Ronny!
你还当同志啊 You're still gay?
什么 What?
是的 我两年前出柜了 Yes. I came out two years ago.
哇 这是大新闻啊 Wow. That's big news.
我们是不是该喝一杯 Should we have a highball? Mm.
早上十点就开喝 会不会早了点 Isn't 10:00 a.m. a little early for whiskey?
拜托 我们都没对你指手画脚 Hey, we didn't judge you...
但是你有段时间没约会了 But it's been a while since you've dated anybody,
我不知道你是否还坚持 so I didn't know if you were still pursuing it.
是滴 Yep.
还在到处试呢 Still giving it a go.
只是现在 我会到普罗维登斯试 Only now, I'll pursue it in Providence.
你觉得没有你家人的支持 So you think that it will be easier to date
你在异地比较容易约会吗 without the support of your family in a foreign land?
据以往回忆 还真是 Based on past experience, it might be.
怎么了 亨利 What's wrong, Henry?
那些人不停盯着我 Those people keep staring at me.
罗尼 罗尼 罗尼 Ronny! Ronny! Ronny!
天啊 他们也是 Oh, my God. And they do, too.
不是我出的主意 Not my idea.
我一定得跟来 I had to come down here.
你说约会对象叫亨利 You said your date's name was Henry.
那是个杀人凶手的名字 That's a murderer's name.
杀人凶手都叫那个名字 That's a murderer's name.
你还说他是心理变态 You told us he was a psychopath.
你又弄混了 Once again, you're mixing up the words
心理变态 和 建筑师 “psychopath” and “architect. ”
我爱你们 大伙 I love you guys,
我也喜欢我们 and I love that we spend...
经常在一起 so much time together.
但是我觉得这让我难以认识别人 But I think it's making it harder for me to meet someone,
我真的想去认识别人 and I really want to meet someone
那穿套紧西装啊 So wear a tighter suit.
或者拆散你的家庭 Or just tear apart your family
伤透你妈的心 and break your mother's heart.
我还是穿西装吧 I'd go with the suit.
-他这么年轻英俊-可怜的肥登 - He was so young and handsome.- Poor Fatty.
这不公平 It's not fair!
演过头了啊 Dramatic much?
-收敛点 安妮特·贝宁 （某演员）-好的 -Tone it down, Annette Bening. -Okay.
好吧 罗尼 我知道你铁了心 Now, Ronny, I know that you're determined
要搬去普罗维登斯 但是我实话说了 to move to Providence, but I have to be honest.
你会客死异乡 I believe that you will die there.
现在谁爱演了 Who's Annette Bening now?
为什么她的名字变成爱演的代名词了 And why are we using her name this way?
-她是个表演精湛的演员-得了吧 - She's a very nuanced actress.- Please.
她又不是塞吉威克 She's no Sedgwick.
我知道我们有分歧 科威尔教练 I know we've had our differences, Coach Colwell,
很感激你还来吊唁 but I appreciate you coming down to pay your respects.
可惜肥登没能活着看你 It's just a shame Fatty didn't live to see you coach a team
带队赢得州冠军 all the way to the state title.
不过话说回来 Then again, it would have been
他要成老妖精了 impossible for him to live forever.
哇 Wow.
你真快准狠啊 That was fast and offensive.
可惜你的队不是 Unlike your team.
这是你退休前 You know, this is your last chance
得到州冠军的最后机会了 at a title before you retire.
也许达里尔·西尔弗可以帮得上忙 Maybe Darryl Silver can help.
嗯 他要搬来波士顿了 Hmm. He's moving to Boston.
他会在我们两队选择 I understand he's choosing between my school and yours.
他可是炙手可热啊 He's an All-American!
达里尔·西尔弗 回来爸爸的队里打球 Darryl Silver might play for Dad!
太赞了 好棒 Yes! Yes!
为什么我们抱在一起 走开 Why are we hugging?! Get away from me.
我们都知道达里尔会来巴纳巴斯为我效力 We all know Darryl's gonna play for me at St. Barnabus.
他妈妈随时都可能打来跟我确认 His mom's calling me any minute now to make it official.
也许她随时都会打给他呢 Maybe she's calling him any minute now
而且大可能 to make it “official-er. ”
肖恩 别跟他一般见识 Don't sink to his level, Sean.
今天是来吊唁的 不是来招球员的 Today's about grieving, not about recruiting.
西尔弗夫人 打扰了 Mrs. Silver?
不不不 时机刚好 No, no, no. A perfect time.
我喜欢这西装 Like the suit.
-精神又紧实 是吧 -大概吧 - Nice and tight, right?- Yeah.
你开我玩笑呢 You're kidding me, right?
哦 这谁啊 Oh. Look who's here.
我以为你在普罗维登斯守灵守的开心了 I thought you might be at a more happening wake in Providence.
你为什么就不能为我开心呢 Why can't you be happy for me?
因为... 别逼我 Because... Don't make me say it.
什么啊 你说啊 What? Just say it.
-别逼我-说啊 - Don't make me say it.- Say it!
-你是我最好的朋友-哦... - You're my best friend.- Oh...
是你叫我说的 You made me say it!
我不知道你说的是炸弹 I didn't know what “it” was!
老妈 事实上 Mom, the truth is...
你也是我好朋友 you're my best friend
-哦 - 不 这不是件好事 - Oh!- No! That's not a good thing!
我是个29岁的小伙 I'm a 29-year-old man.
我的社交应该 My social life should be more
不只是和妈妈看《傲骨贤妻》 than watching The Good Wife with my mother
你可以出去啊 我们可以录下来 You could go out. We could DVR it.
哦 我等不了要看 Oh, I could never wait.
是 我也等不了 No, me, neither.
真是佳音啊 西尔弗夫人 谢谢 That's great news, Mrs. Silver. Thanks.
嘿 我们成了 兄弟 我们成功 Hey, we did, buddy. We did it!
让我们一起低头祈祷 If we could all bow our heads in prayer...
神父 这事你能等会吗 Can you put a pin in that, Father?
因为我有好消息 'Cause I got some really great news.
达里尔·西尔弗会来我们队打 Darryl Silver will play for our team this year
我真的希望.. I... really wish
肥登能在这 但是 that Fatty could be here, but...
他估计在天堂忙着带队呢 he's busy coaching a team up in Heaven now.
那些死小孩遇见他算走运 And those dead kids are lucky to have him.
我也选好我的新助理教练了 I have also chosen a new assistant coach
肥登肯定会赞同的 that I know that Fatty would definitely approve of-
是我儿子 my son...
罗尼 Ronny.
-罗尼-啥子 - Ronny?- What?!
谁 我吗 Who, me?
不了不了 心领了 Oh, no, thank you. (clears throat)
事实上 我要把肥登的篮球给罗尼 In fact, I'd like to give Ronny the basketball
作为他继任的象征 that Fatty's holding as a symbol of the passing of the guard.
球已经粘到手里了 我们没办法拿下来 But it's glued to his hands, so we can't.
你竟然选了罗尼 You chose Ronny?!
把妈妈也捎上吧 You might as well pick Mom.
-或者麦克·德安东尼（篮球运动员兼教练） -是啊 -Or Mike D'Antoni. -Yeah.
嘿 不要把我和德安东尼相提并论 Hey, don't lump me in with D'Antoni.
玛乔莉 别再猛踩刹车了 Marjorie, stop pumping on the brakes so much.
亚瑟 谁叫你被法律规定不能 Arthur, stop being legally unable
夜里开车（本意：别再让法律规定你不能夜里开车） to drive at night so much.
老爸 你为啥不选我 Why didn't you pick me, Dad?
队员们爱死我了 我是他们的少年队教练啊 The players love me. I'm their JV coach.
我是他们的数学老师啊 And I'm their math teacher
数学那么烂 能不来补习吗 That's why you take remedial math.
罗尼 这可能很疯狂 但是我的直觉告诉我 Ronny, this may sound crazy, but my gut tells me
你会很出色的 that you'd be really good at this.
我 Me?!
你说真的吗 老爸 Really, Dad?
当然是 真的 Yes. Really.
-恶心 - 恶心到想吐 - Gross!- I think I'm gonna boot.
你应该留下当教练 You should just stay here and coach.
我真的很想多花点时间 I'd really love to spend more time
和我最不了解的儿子一起 with the son I know the least.
你真的想吗 You would?
当帮我个忙 好好想想 Do me a favor-sleep on it?
你知道吗 老爸 我会的 You know what, Dad? I will.
你听懂了吗 老爸 我会哦 You know what, Dad? I will.
老爸不是在跟你说 杰拉德 I don't think he's talking to you, Gerard.
40 分钟以后
决定了吗 Decided yet?
你不是叫我想想吗 You told me to sleep on it.
我又不是真是那意思 我就跟 I didn't mean that. I mean, it's just something
对别人说 旅途愉快那样 随口说说 you say, like, "have a nice trip."
为什么你希望别人旅途愉快 Why wouldn't you want people to have a nice trip?
就因为有人要去福罗里达 我就要出去开花车游行吗 I'm supposed to have a parade because somebody's going to Florida?
我们应该去福罗里达 We should go to Florida.
你怎么在这里 Why are you here?
我只是司机而已 I'm just the driver.
我只告诉你们俩 This is between the two of you.
快点 罗尼 给我个痛快 Come on, Ronny, I need an answer.
老爸 你这么看重我我很感动 Dad, it means a lot to me that you asked.
即使我要搬去普罗维登斯 And even though I'm moving to Providence,
我们还是可以多花时间在一起的 we can still spend more time together.
并没那么远 It's not that far away.
罗尼 拜托了 我着的希望你接受 Ronny, please, I really want you to do this.
亚瑟 别像娘们似的缠着他 Arthur, stop badgering him.
罗尼 别因为你爸爸想操控你 Ronny, don't stay in Boston because your father
就呆在波士顿 is manipulating you.
留下也是因为... But maybe do it because...
我生病了 I'm sick.
哦 真的吗 Oh, really?
怎么了 What's wrong?
他们还不知道 只知道 They don't know yet-they just know that...
我有病 I'm sick.
你个撒谎精 You are such a liar.
你要不要这样啊（另解：到底是什么病） What is wrong with you?
他们还不知道呢 They don't know yet.
老妈 省省吧 Mom, stop it!
我只是想要有自己的生活 I'm just trying to live my life
认识新的人 and maybe meet someone.
你们为啥就不能同意呢 Why can't you get on board with that?
罗尼 不要再欺负你妈妈了 Ronny, stop picking on your mother.
她不是坏人 我才是 She's not the bad one here. I am.
事实是... 我叫你当我的助理教练 The truth is, the... the real reason I asked you
原因是达里尔·西尔弗的妈妈是女 to coach with me is that Darryl Silver's mother is a Les.
同志 Bian.
好 她是同志 女的 Fine. She's "bein" a "Les".
重点是 The point is
她想要他儿子 that she wants her son to play
替能包容和对同性恋友好的队伍打球 for a tolerant and gay-friendly school,
我对她说我有儿子是同志 and when I told her that my gay son
还是我的助理教练 was my new assistant,
她马上说达里尔会来为我打球 she said that Darryl would play for me.
意思是 你想利用我 So... you were trying to use me.
我这样说你也许比较明白 Let me put this in a way that you'll understand.
犯规 Foul!
你确定这有用吗 Are you sure this'll work?
我们要弥补他 不 我发誓 We got to make it up to him. No, I promise.
这肯定会让罗尼原谅我们 This'll make Ronny forgive you and me.
他就不觉得我们是野兽了 He'll see we're not monsters,
我们是个有爱 鼓励的家庭 we're a loving, supportive family.
他来了 快闪开 老不死的 Here he is! Beat it, old man!
-发生什么事了 -快快快 - Okay, what's the emergency?- Yeah, hurry up.
这里 他们快死了 In here. They're dying!
吓死你 Surprise!
我们给你开了个同志酒吧 We made you a gay bar!
我们知道你要搬到普罗维登斯 We know that you're moving to Providence,
但是今晚 好好享受波士顿式的男男爱吧 but for tonight, enjoy Boston's Men Who Love Men!
罗尼 记得菲利普吗 教堂里唱歌的 Ronny, you remember Phillip,the singer from church.
嘿 ♪ Hey... ♪
但是你知道他是弯的吗 But did you know he was gay?
我可能有预感过 I had a hunch.
但是我不是个"做"过的同志 But I'm not a practicing homosexual.
教会说了 我可以有同志欲望 The church says I can have homosexual desires,
但是不可以行欲 I just can't act on them.
那你受得了吗 And how is that working out?
是挺挣扎的 It's a struggle. (giggles)
罗尼 这是肯 他是我们医生办公室的护士 Ronny, this is Ken-he's a nurse at my doctor's office.
-嗨 肯 很高兴见到你-很高兴见到你 罗尼 - Hi, Ken. Nice to meet you.- Nice to meet you, Ronny.
你不是同志吧 肯-不是 - You're not gay, are you, Ken?- Nope.
好吧 我就死马当活马医 是不是很有趣 Well, I took a shot.Isn't this fun! (laughs)
蕾丝边 Lesbian.
我只能做这么多了 我都在篮球营工作 Best I could do. I work at a lot of basketball camps.
这就是我认识的同志了 These are the gays I meet.
嘿 罗尼 我特地调了一些鸡尾酒 Hey, Ronny, I made some special cocktails.
有马"丁"尼（马提尼） Some Man-tinis,
大"基"里酒（代基里酒） a Ba-man-a daiquiri,
天好硬（曼哈顿） and a Man-hattan.
我压根不必去改名字 I didn't even have to change the name on that.
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
-我能告诉你个秘密吗 -你有醉驾了吗 - Can I tell you a secret?- Oh, no, did you get another DUl?
不是 我很确定我没机会了 No. And I'm pretty sure I won't get one
接下来九个月 for the next nine months.
-你猜出我秘密是什么了吗 -是的 我知道 - Did you guess what the secret is?- Yeah, I think so.
杰基 不是吧 Jackie, are you kidding me?
谁是孩子的爸爸 Who's the father?
我不能说 I can't really say.
但是我们最近参加了他的守灵 But recently, we attended his wake.
-猜出是谁了吗- 当然 - Did you guess who it was?- Yes!
还有别人知道吗 Does anyone else know?
没有 我现在不打算说 No. And I'm not gonna say anything right now.
今晚你是焦点 Tonight's about you.
你俩小贱人叽歪什么呢 What are you guys gabbing about?
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant!
对不起 罗尼 他把我逼的无招架之力 Sorry, Ronny, he backed me into a corner.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God!
真的吗 杰基 谁是孩子的爸爸 Really, Jackie? Who's the father?
肥登 It's Fatty.
我怀了 I'm pregnant
肥登的孩子 with Fatty McFadden's baby.
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my God!
这是要玩谋杀谜案游戏吗 Oh, is this one of those murder mystery things?
什么叫你和肥登的孩子 What do you mean, you and Fatty?
是的 我和肥登是情侣 Yes. We were lovers.
你们是马 You were?!
好吧 我招了 就一次 Well, fine, it was one time
就海德公园比赛完 after the Hyde Park game.
那场比赛很赞 That was a great game.
我那晚也愿意和肥登上床 I would've slept with Fatty that night.
肥登的孩子 Fatty's baby?
这可不是说生就生的出来的 That's gonna be a rough delivery.
一切都会很艰难 Everything's gonna be rough...
因为我一人要承担 because I'm gonna be all alone.
-哦 你不会一人承担的 -太好了... - Oh, you're not gonna be alone.- Yes...
是不 老妈 Right, Mom?
不 她会 No, she is.
他已经死了 He's dead.
杰基 杰基 Jackie, Jackie...
我认为你会是个好妈妈的 I think you're gonna be a good mother.
真的吗 Really?
你怎么知道啊 How do you figure?
我会帮你的 I'm gonna help you.
哦 天啊 真的吗 Oh, my God, really?
是的 Yeah...
我们都会帮你的 对吗 We're all gonna help you. Right?
因为我们一家人会互相帮助的 'Cause we're a family and we support each other.
无聊 我们来猜猜谁是凶手吧 Boring. Should we just guess who committed the murder?
杰基 你还好吗 Jackie, you okay?
来 大家举起酒杯 All right, everybody raise your glass.
你不行 麦当娜 Not you, Madonna.
敬我的大外孙 To our first grandchild.
-一定要健康 撒尿向左 -说的好 - May it be healthy and able to go to its left.- Yeah!
是的 一人顶俩 That's right,playing for two now.
听着 教练那件事我很抱歉 Look, I'm really sorry about that coaching thing.
没事 我肯定不是第一个被老爸 It's okay. I'm sure I'm not the first gay man
用来吸引球员的同志了 whose father used him to try to recruit a basketball player
那球员的妈妈还是蕾丝边 whose mother is a lesbian.
我感觉好多了 That makes me feel better.
所以 你什么时候去罗德岛 So, when are you leaving for Rhode Island?
事实上 我不确定要不要去 Actually, I'm not sure I'm gonna go.
感觉有点揪心 Feeling a little torn.
你要留下 他要留下 You're staying? He's staying!
太好了 嘿 All right! Hey!
我说揪心 他说揪心 I said "torn. " He said "torn."
冷静下 大家 Calm down, everybody!
为什么揪心 Why are you torn?
一方面 那是个崭新的城市 Well, on one hand, it'd be a new city
有好机会 and a great opportunity...
但另一方面 你们为我开了个同志派对 and on the other, you guys did throw me a gay bar,
非常的贴心 which was really... sweet.
也很尴尬 多少来说 还有点伤害到我 And awkward. And at times, offensive.
不用谢啦 You're welcome.
而且 又会有一个孩子 Plus, there's gonna be a baby.
我要做舅舅了 I'm gonna be an uncle.
那 你要做什么 So, what are you gonna do?
传球给我 Give me the ball.
-你要球 - 是 球给我 - You want the ball? - Yeah, give me the ball.
别给他 他会死的 Don't give him that ball-he'll kill himself.
如果投中 我就去普罗维登斯 If I make it, I'm going to Providence.
没中 我就留下 If I miss it, I'll stay.
不中 不中 Miss it. Miss it.
投不中 投不中 投不中 Miss it! Miss it! Miss it!
投不中 投不中 投不中 Miss it! Miss it! Miss...
好吧 剧情够反转的 Well, that took a turn.
好球 罗尼 Nice shot, Ronny.
在普罗维登斯要开心 Have fun in Providence.
我会想你的 伙计 I'm gonna miss you, buddy.
等一等 你们 Guys, wait.
我发誓 我是要投偏的 Swear to God, I was trying to miss it.
为什么 Why?
我不想去普罗维登斯 I don't want to go to Providence.
信不信由你 我可能会想你的 Believe it or not, I think I'd really miss you guys.
我只想投偏 球给我 I was trying to do this-give me the ball.
哦 天啊 搞什么啊 Oh, my God, what the hell!
你懂我的意思吧 我要留着 But you get my point, right? I'm staying.
哦 天啊 他绝不去 Oh, thank God! Oh, he's not gonna
那个上帝唾弃 垃圾一样的城市了 go to that godforsaken wasteland of a city.
你看到投球了吗 Did you see those shots?
我不知道 也许我该当教练 I don't know, maybe I should coach.
你当然应该 Of course you should.
这样一来 我就可以天天 That way I could spend every day
和我的有为儿子呆一起了 with the best kid I could ever hope for.
达里尔·西尔弗 Darryl Silver.
别介 我开玩笑的 Come on, I'm just kidding.
是你 You.
天天和你相处 Spend every day with you.
我当然很愿意 I'd really like that.
就因为罗尼射中几个破球 就让他当教练吗 You're gonna let Ronny coach 'cause he hit a couple of garbage shots?
我"油管"上看的小狗也能射中 I saw a dog on YouTube hit those shots.
杰拉德 他比你出色 He's better than you, Gerard.
他比你们都更出色 He's better than all of you.
你知道他是什么吗 You know what he is?
他就是《罪案终结者》女主演 He's The Closer.
天啊 老妈 别乱来 Oh, Mom, come on.
我才不是 凯拉·塞吉威克 I'm no Kyra Sedgwick.
哦 罗尼 Oh, Ronny.
因为你不是 没人是 Course you're not. Nobody is.
晚上好 罗尼 Good night, Ronny.
我最疼你了 You're my favorite.
晚上好 肖恩 Good night, Sean.
你是我的最爱 You're my favorite.
晚上好 杰拉德 Good night, Gerard.
你是我的心肝 You're my favorite.
晚上好 杰基 Good night, Jackie.
你盘子需要还我 I'm will need that plate back.