视频资料来自网络 版权归BBC所有
仅供学习交流使用 禁止用于任何商业盈利行为
水平有限 难免有误 敬请谅解
翻译: 小小c/geoff/hopsen/alice/石佛/oliver
校对 jimn99/顿顿/natas/清野过客/最沉重的负担
时间轴/特效/压制: alanalg/清野过客/最沉重的负担
今晚 我啃了一颗卷心菜 Tonight,I eat a cabbage,
詹姆斯把一只鸟扔出车外 James throws a bird out of a car
理查德忘记了美国的缩写(USA) and Richard forgets the abbreviation for America.
USB
嗨 大家晚上好 感谢各位的收看 Hello,everybody!Good evening.Thank you so much.
感谢大家 好了 Thank you,everybody.Now,
我想先从丹麦谈起 I want to start by talking about Denmark because,you see,
众所周知 在过去的日子里这个小小的国家 over the years,this tiny little country has contributed
为人类的进步作出了巨大的贡献 so much to the betterment of mankind.
为我们创造了有爱的家具 外观靓丽的音响 It's given us interesting furniture,stylish hi-fi,
妙趣横生的儿童玩具 当然 还有这个 amusing children's toys and,of course,this.
夹在面包里的 丹麦培根 丹麦黄油 Danish bacon,Danish butter,wrapped in bread,
可以让素食主义者 to create the only known cure
放弃信仰 for vegetarianism.
直到现在 丹麦才造出一辆车 Denmark,however,has never made a car...until now.
因为丹麦的人均风电装机量 Because Denmark has more windmills per head
比其它任何国家都多 than any other country on Earth
又因为哥本哈根是骑行者的圣地 and because Copenhagen is a cyclist's paradise,
你一定能猜到他们会造出什么样的车 you know exactly what sort of car it's going to be.
不好意思 猜错了 Yeah,well,it isn't.
我本以为它会像脸上插着雨刮器的安徒生 I was also expecting Hans Christian Andersen with windscreen wipers
或是带着门把手的美人鱼 但我错了 or The Little Mermaid with door handles,but no.
我们看到的却是这样的 What we've got instead is this.
1086匹马力的橙色怪兽! A 1,086 horsepower orange monster!
它叫Zenvo ST1 跑起来风驰电掣 It's called the Zenvo ST1 and it is extremely fast.
动力来自一台6.8升的V8 It's got a 6.8 litre V8...
不仅机械增压 还有涡轮增压 ..which is supercharged AND turbocharged.
这感觉就像先把芥末加进哈瓦那辣酱 And that's like smearing a habanero chilli with wasabi
再用炸药做装饰 and then garnishing it with dynamite.
结果连时速表都跟不上车速的飞涨 The net result is a speedometer that can't keep up.
时速表一片模糊 138，150，170 It's just a blur.138,150,170-something...
我的天 这不科学！ My God!No,no idea!
油门踩到底 极速可以达到375KM/H Apparently,however,flat out,it will do 233mph.
大家都看过 斯堪迪纳维亚式的犯罪片 You know those Scandinavian crime dramas,
总是些高智商的天才身着囚服 向窗外深情眺望 lots of quietly thoughtful people in jumpers looking out of the window?
这车和那种电影不同 完全不同 This is nothing like that.Nothing at all.
毫无疑问 它是台超跑 So,it is very definitely a supercar.
但问题就来了 And that's a problem
因为谁会说"不 我不想要法拉利 because who's going to say,"No,I don't want a Ferrari
也不想要兰博基尼 帕加尼 布加迪 "or a Lamborghini or a Pagani or a Bugatti
保时捷 奥迪R8 迈凯轮 或者阿斯顿马丁 "or a Porsche or an Audi R8 or a McLaren or an Aston Martin
我宁愿花我的钱当个小白鼠 "I would rather spend my money on something totally unproven,
愿意付钱给一个名不经传的公司" "preferably from a company I've never heard of?"
我说 你为什么要那么做呢 I mean,why would you do that?
其他厂家的发动机仿佛出自 科学和精准之神以及天使的眼泪 It's not like the engine is made from the tears of an angel
而这台发动机差得很远 by the gods of science and precision.
更囧的是 它的悬挂颇为传统 What's more,it has conventional suspension
底盘也是笨重的铁制 and a heavy,steel chassis.
然而 正因为它有些过气 你才能 However,because it's a bit last-week,you can
在过弯时找到些许复古的快感 have some old-fashioned fun in the corners.
当然 也可能发生事故 'But you can also have an accident.'
问题之一在于 当你启动运动或赛道模式后 Part of the problem is that if you engage sport or race mode,
牵引力控制系统就被彻底关掉了 the traction control is disengaged.
这样的话 据首席工程师所言 Now,this,according to the - oops - chief engineer,
这台车会变得特别难以驾驭 makes it pretty much undrivable
他说的对啊 He's right.
相当的对 He is right.
在质量控制上也有些问题 There were also some issues with quality.
灯罩里全是水蒸气 The lights filled with condensation,
后刹车的工作似乎也不正常 the rear brakes didn't seem to be working properly,
然后离合器也跪了 then the clutch went.
所以这台车不得不运回丹麦 So the car had to go back to Denmark.
几个星期之后 它重生了 After a couple of weeks,however,it was mended,
于是Zenvo又回到了这里 so the Zenvo came back.
但是几乎是转瞬间 But almost immediately...
一个冷却风扇又出了故障 a cooling fan went wrong.
着火了 着火了 收到 Fire,fire,fire!Copy that.
本来橙色的车变得更火橙了 So the car became even more orange.
然后 就没有然后了 And that was the end of that.
它的表现不怎么好啊 That didn't do very well.
-这车要多少钱 -多少钱 -嗯 -How much is this thing?-How much?Mm.
-80万英镑吧 -80万?! -800,000.-800?!
-好吧 那它还有什么亮点 -还真有 -Yes.Are there any upsides to it?-Er,upsides,yes.
火一烤 灯里的水蒸气就木有了 The fire did get rid of the condensation in the lights.
-除了那场火呢 -除了火之外... -Apart from the fire?-Apart from the fire...
这车坐起来很舒服 而且很安静 Yes,it's surprisingly comfortable and very quiet.
呵呵 它都趴窝了当然安静 Well,it would be quiet.It was broken.
的确 惊人的是 他们把它修好 又运来了 Yes,but amazingly,they have mended it again and it's back again.
接下来我们看看它的圈速如何 And now we can find out how fast it does a lap of our track,
或者说 它能不能在赛道上跑完一圈 or rather IF it can do a lap of our track.
这意味着要把它交给我们的圈养车手 That,of course,means handing it over to our tame racing driver
有人说这周他专门穿了两层防火服 Some say that this week he is wearing two layers of Nomex.
另外 在去康沃尔的途中 And that on a recent trip to Cornwall,
途径萨默塞特 稍做休息 开闸放水(英国萨默塞特近期暴雨成灾) he stopped off for one of his special big wees in Somerset.
我们知道 他就是Stig All we know is he's called The Stig!
他出发了 And he's off!
小心翼翼的起步 因为今天赛道上全是水 Cautious start because it is soaking out there today.
漂亮 要是有火就更棒了 第一个弯 Be beautiful,though,if it catches fire.Right,first corner.
车子会试着反抗么 暂时没发生 Will it try to bite him?Nothing so far.
哦 等下 出弯时车尾有点不安分 Oh,no,wait,there is a bit of a nibble at the end.
我完全不知道Stig在听什么 Absolutely no idea what The Stig is listening to.
我知道现在肯定是赛道模式 没有牵引力控制 I do know,however,he is in full race mode.No traction control
依然开的很谨慎 He is being cautious,though.
通过了锤头弯 Right,through the Hammerhead.
哦 又侧滑了一下 但是Stig把车救了回来 Oh,no,it's stepped out again,but he has managed to hold it.
天啊 开的太好了 God,that is very good driving!
他会加档通过么 Right,is he going to lift?
没错 他加档了 Oh,yes,he is going to lift
因为这车就像丹麦首相一样活泼(丹麦首相在曼德拉追悼会上与奥巴马自拍) because that thing is as racy as the Danish Prime Minister.
穿过轮胎墙 Through the tyres.
只剩最后两个弯 Only two corners left.
你可以看到车子在湖面般的赛道上游曳 You can actually see it squirming on the lake where our track used to be.
离终点只剩一弯 能否坚持到最后呢 Only Gambon left before he can have a lie down. Is he going to make it?
会不会呢 Is IT going to make it?
耶 它成功了 Yes,it has!
好啦 Now...
现在它的成绩在我手上 I have the time here.
要知道这可是80万镑 1千马力的超跑 所以呢 Remember,it is an £800,000 1,000 horsepower car,so here we go.
哦 Ohhh...
-对 还要再往下些 -真的么 -No,it's a bit lower.-Really?
噢 Ohhh...
额 Oh-ho!
哈哈 在这儿 1.29.9 There you go,it's 1.29.9,
比福克斯还要慢 slower than a Ford Focus.
不 等等 别急 No,no,hang on a minute.I'm sorry.Hang on a minute.
为了保证公平 应该拿湿地成绩做对比 Let's be fair about it. We need to look at another time for a wet lap.
这里有个 居然比一辆德国轿车还慢 There you go.It's slower than a German saloon car.It is!
大家知道它是橙色的丹麦货 而且先天残疾 You know this is Danish and it s orange and it's genetically flawed?
我很奇怪为什么不叫它 长颈鹿(丹麦动物园杀长颈鹿喂狮子以防其近亲繁殖) I'm surprised they haven't called The Giraffe...
再把它毙了 ..and shot it.
-他大声说出来了 是吧 真说了啊 -He said that out loud,didn't he?He did. He said it out loud.
不要管他 进入新闻环节 Never mind,let's move on with the news
我要带来的劲爆新闻是 and,well,my big news this week,certainly
上周末我试驾了全新保时捷918 is I spent last weekend driving the new Porsche 918.
-的确 -节目将在本季内播出 真相在此 Oh,you did!It'll be on the show later in the series.There it is.
赶快透露一下驾驶感受啊 Come on,quick,quick,now, sneak preview.What is it like?
好的 詹妮弗 Well,Jennifer...
有意思吗 Funny!
看过上集的观众就知道 杰里米声称 Yeah,if you were watching last week,Jeremy did say on the show,
如果保时捷918比迈凯轮P1快 on TV,that if the Porsche was faster than the McLaren,
他就更名为詹妮弗 -没错 he would change his name to Jennifer.-Yes.
-有这事吧 詹妮弗?-我才不会改名呢 -我觉得还是有可能的 Didn't you,Jennifer?Well,it won't be.See,I think it might just be.
说实话 这车惊为天人 真的 Honestly,it...It's staggering.Really.
加速性能鹤立鸡群 It doesn't accelerate like most other cars.
你完全不觉得车速 You are not conscious of it
随着转速提升而增加 gaining speed through the gear as the revs rise.
提速不是 欧~啊—— It doesn't go,"Ohhh-aaahhh!"
而是直接吓尿了 It just goes straight to,"Aaaaargh!"
-但是 哈蒙德 -啥 But,Hammond...What?
迈凯轮动力更强 ..the McLaren has more power than the Porsche
而且轻得多 -我知道 and is lighter than the Porsche I know.
但是 你知道吗 詹妮弗 保时捷可是四驱的 But listen,Jennifer,the Porsche has four-wheel-drive
还有四轮转向 因此在我们的赛道上 and four-wheel steer and on our track...
-保时捷会完败 It will lose.
听着 纳粹空军一定为 Listen,I'm sure the Luftwaffe were very proud
梅塞斯密特Me 109战斗机感到自豪 and pleased with the Messerschmitt Me 109.
-那的确是一架很给力的飞机 -没错 That was a damn good aeroplane. Yes,but it wasn't...
但它比不上咱的喷火式 It wasn't as good as the Spitfire!
错 Me 109可承受负过载状态 No,you could do negative G in the Messerschmitt 109.
詹姆斯 你竟然支持他 918会被完爆的 May,you are as bad as he is! That is going to be humiliated.
我们一定会取胜的 我们 指的是大英帝国 We are going to win.When I say we,Britain is going to...
我可是纯正的爱国好青年 I'm all for patriotism,that's great,
但你得面对现实嘛 918太赞了 but you've just got to face facts.The thing is astonishing.
亮点在于它如何协调运行三股动力 -给我闭嘴 It's about how it manages those three engines... Shut up about it!
我还是蛮赞同你的爱国理论的 I'm with you about the British thing,
但我还是希望保时捷赢 你说对吧 詹妮弗 but I sort of hope the Porsche wins,JENNIFER.
最近新闻上总是充斥着 The news has been filled with a lot of scenes
因洪水受灾的群众挥手呼救 of flood victims all waving their arms around
和高声呼救的画面 and going,"Oh,no,what are we going to do?"
有点世界末日的感觉 End of the world really.
我感觉很遗憾 因为众所周知 I mean,it certainly makes me very sad because the answer,
解决方案相当简单啊 as we all know,is simple.
买辆福特全顺 在车底切出个大洞 You buy a Ford transit van,cut a big hole in the floor,
拆掉尾门装上发动机 扇叶和气垫侧裙 take the back doors off,couple of engines in it,fans,skirts,
开到水里面 然后就沉了 -没错 put it in the water,it sinks.That's true.
再买辆全顺 换上更大功率的发动机 You get another transit van,more powerful engines,
重新设计 一切妥妥的 totally redesigned.Here we go.
开起来棒极了 神一般的解决方案 And it works perfectly.That IS the solution.
我们六个月前就预言了这次洪灾 还准备好了救灾方案 We predicted these floods six months ago and came up with the solution.
让人生气的是 所有人 But what is really annoying is that everybody
都在责备卡梅伦 环境机构 is blaming the floods on David Cameron,the Environment Agency
和所有能叫上名字的 pretty much anything you can name...
我知道对于这个民生问题 Mm-mm,I know exactly who is to blame
该责备谁了 for this problem everybody is having.
米兰达 哈特 Miranda Hart.
尽情的笑吧 其实是这样的 You laugh,but here's the thing
周日晚上我们在此呈现精彩绝伦的节目 We are sitting here now on a Sunday evening.
而八 九百万的英国观众却选择 Eight,nine million people in Britain have chosen to watch
看些50年代的助产术 some 1950s midwifery on the other side,
所以他们根本不知道我们的"河里完" so they don't know about the hover-van.
这就是原因 That is the problem.
-宁愿看米兰达的节目 也不看 They have chosen Miranda over us and our show is
充满各种消费建议和生活小贴士的本节目 -每周如此！ rammed full of helpful hints and useful consumer advice. Every week!
各位 你们知道盖拉多在产多久了 Now,hey,listen,how long has the Gallardo been in production
17000年 刚刚停止生产 17,000 years?Just over?Just over.
比利牛斯山脉里 都有描绘盖拉多的洞穴壁画呢 -很多呢 I know there are cave drawings of it in the Pyrenees.There are.
兰博基尼宣布停产盖拉多系列 Well,Lamborghini has announced they are stopping making it
这就是接班者 叫做Huracan and are going to replace it with this.It's called the Huracan.
600马力 5.2升V10发动机 四轮驱动 600 horsepower,5.2 litre V10,four-wheel-drive.
一点都不过瘾 None of that is interesting
因为你要是对速度 马力和操控感兴趣 because if you're interested in speed and power and handling,
难道不考虑法拉利458或者迈凯轮12C吗 you're going to buy a Ferrari 458 or a McLaren 12C,aren't you?
选择小牛的唯一原因就是那狂暴的外观 The only reason you want to buy a Lamborghini is because it looks mad.
这外观相当赞 但我觉得还不够张扬 And that's very nice,but I don’t think it's bonkers enough.
我明白你的意思 是挺好看 但是 I know what you mean.It looks nice,but...
是啊 更生猛一点就好了 Yeah,it needs to be outrageous.It does.
不是所有人都能设计出兰博基尼 Nobody should be allowed to design a Lamborghini
除非你刚喝了两瓶苦艾酒(苦艾酒有致幻效果) unless they've just consumed two bottles of absinthe.
这才像话嘛 Now you're ready!
兰博基尼的精髓就是 The essence of it is,
驾驶性能都是浮云 it doesn't really matter how a Lamborghini drives
因为它们就是用来在城市里面拉风的 because a Lamborghini is for prowling around the city
法拉利适合在银石刷2分35秒圈速 Ferraris are for doing a 2.35 around Silverstone.
而兰博基尼适合凌晨2:35在骑士桥(伦敦富人区)附近游荡 Lamborghinis are for doing Knightsbridge at 2.35am.
就是这样 Yes,yes.
现在有种新型气体让政府很苦恼 Now,there's a new type of gas which is worrying the government.
是氰化物吗 不是 是二氧化碳吗 Is it cyanide?No.Is it carbon dioxide?
不 曾经是二氧化碳 但现在 No,it used to be carbon dioxide.Now the days where...
我很难启齿 I can hardly bring myself to say this.
政府很担心一种由氧气和氮气组成的 They are very worried about a terrifying new combination
混合气体 -啥 不就是空气吗 -是的 of nitrogen and oxygen.What,you mean air?Yes.
空气中的99%由氮气和氧气组成 99% of the air that we breathe is nitrogen and oxygen,
但是政府却对此十分恼火 but the government has got his knickers in a twist about it,
我调查过 特别是对于二氧化氮 specifically about nitrogen dioxide and I've done some checking.
耐心听我说 Bear with me on this.
二氧化氮主要来自于土壤 火炉 It mostly comes from soil or stoves
或者来自那些在城市交通中行驶的货车 or particularly from lorries in stop-start city driving,OK?
所以政府决定通过限制谢菲尔德段M1高速公路 So the government has decided to address the problem
车速到96Km/h来解决这个问题 by limiting cars to 60mph on the M1 just outside Sheffield.
这就是所谓的解决方案 简直风马牛不相及 That's their solution.But that's got nothing to do with it!
这就像说 我牙疼 Isn't that like saying,"I've got toothache,
也许理个发就不会疼了 "I think I'll go and have a hair cut.That will sort it."
-医生 我脚崴了 -穿上短夹克就好了 "Doctor,I've twisted my ankle. "You must put on a bomber jacket"
他们是这样解释的 这可是欧盟法规哦 The thing is,they actually say "Well,it's as European law,
所以我们得降低限速 "so we have to lower the speed limit."
德国 法国 意大利都没降 只有我们降了 Germans aren't,French aren't,Italians aren't,only we are.
我知道是个啥情况了 And I know exactly what's happened here.
在政府里面有这样一种人(暗指势下身不举的议员) You've got some guy in the government,you know...
-你懂的 -我明白 You know the type.Oh,yes,right.
他有权降低限速 OK,now,he has the power to lower the speed limit
有权禁止父母在车里 当着孩子的面吃三明治 and stop parents eating sandwiches in cars if kids are present,
但他们应该做的 是向女王学习 but what he needs to do is take a leaf out of the Queen's book.
学习啥 嫁给希腊人 -不(菲利普亲王是希腊人) What,marry a Greek?No!
女王可是有宪政权 The Queen has the constitutional power
可向别国宣战的 to declare war on another country,
但她从没这样做 but she never does.
即使她在派对上喝高了 Even after a big party where she's a bit...
并且她的亲信们都怂恿她 and all her mates are egging her on.
上啊 快向X国宣战!"-她真有这样的权利吗 "Go on,Liz!Declare war on someone!"Can she really do that?
-是的 她可以这样做 但她没有 "哈喽 是奥朗德吗 Yes,she can do that,but she doesn't."Hello is that Mr Hollande?
我是英国女王 我国要向你们宣战" 我要是她 每周都打 "This is the Queen.WE ARE AT WAR!"I'd do that every week!
要是我也有这权利 我每天... She could do that.I'd be constant...I'd do it every...
额滴神啊 看看我做的好事 "Oh,God,what have I done?"
我很乐意当一个喝高了的女王 Yeah,I would love to be a drunk Queen!
我不是那个意思啊 I didn't mean...
我们继续 Shall we move it on?Yes.Yes.
每周我们都有上千封来信抱怨 Every week,we receive thousands of letters from people that say
亲爱的所谓的最高档 你们为什么不测试一些 "Dear Top so-called Gear,why do you never test the sort of
百姓能买得起 用得起的家用车呢 "affordable cars that normal people are likely to buy and drive?"
说实话我们也想啊 可是制片们不答应 Well,the truth is,we would love to.But the producers won't let us.
真是太伤心了 因为我们的确很喜欢 It's frustrating,because contrary to public opinion,
那些小巧精致的车型 we really do like small,sensible little cars.
毕竟他有辆菲亚特熊猫 我有辆菲亚特500 I mean,he has a Fiat Panda.I have a Fiat 500.
嗯 我也有一辆非常小巧的AMG奔驰 Yeah,and I have a very small AMG Mercedes.
的确很小哦 Very small indeed.
我们很喜欢方便停车 开起来不贵的小车 We like the way that small cars are easy to park and cheap to run,
但最关键的是 我们都喜欢很多小车 but,most of all,we like the way that a lot of them
那富有乐趣的操控感 are very good fun to drive.
但是制片们不觉得 他们说小车开起来很乏味 But the producers say they aren’t,they say they're boring.
为了证明他们的观点 他们提出了一个挑战 And to prove their point,they came up with a challenge.
他们要我们各选一辆1升三缸小车 Yes,they told us to choose three one-litre,three-cylinder,
然后到克里米亚半岛集合 little city cars and report with them to the Crimean peninsula.
我们来到了延伸到黑海之畔的 So,here it is,at the bottom end of Ukraine,
乌克兰最南端 jutting out into the Black Sea.
克里米亚半岛 2万6千平方公里的土地 充满了历史,甜菜根 The Crimean peninsula,10,000 square miles of history,beetroot
和长相完爆西方的妹子 and girls who leave the West behind.
这里是我们碰面的地方 雅尔塔 And this is where we were to meet,the city of Yalta.
就在这座当年邱吉尔 斯大林 罗斯福会晤 Outside the very building where Churchill,Stalin
决定如何瓜分希特勒战败后欧洲的大楼 and Roosevelt met to carve up Europe after Hitler's defeat.
哈蒙德率先到达 Hammond was the first to arrive
如你所见 我选择了嘉年华 I have brought,as you can see,a Fiesta.
不论何时都是一辆非常棒的小车 Which is a very,very good small car in any case,
而在这种情况下 更是给力 but in this instance,particularly good,
因为它搭载着一台十分出色的引擎 because this one is fitted with an absolute jewel of an engine.
一台很小的 1升3缸的EcoBoost引擎 It's a tiny,one-litre,three-cylinder EcoBoost,
我是说 确实非常小 and when I say tiny,I mean REALLY tiny.
发动机本体可以放在一张A4纸上 The block of that engine would fit on an A4 piece of paper.
而且它非常优秀 哦 那是谁 And it's magnificent.Right,who's that?
哦 是大猩猩 他来了 Oh,it's the orang-utan.Here we go.
-恭喜你 -为什么 Congratulations.What,why?
毫无疑问 那是最好的1升小车 Because that is unquestionably the best one-litre little car
无可置疑 这车的引擎...-是啊 of them all.No doubt about it.The engine in this...Yeah.
-非常棒啊 1升的发动机居然有125马力 -我知道 It is phenomenal.125 horsepower,from one litre.I know!
百公里油耗4.3升 说实话... And 65 miles to the gallon.Honestly...
你说这些干嘛 你不是选了一辆车么 Why are you saying these things and why,then,are you not in one?
-你为什么开着那辆大众 -这是Up! Why are you in that VW?It's the Up!
-我开它是因为我喜欢它 -等会 你刚刚... Well,I brought this because I like it.Hang on,you've just ..
不 我喜欢 你的是很棒 但我更喜欢它 No,I like it.This is brilliant.But I like this.
我这么跟你说吧 Let me put it to you this way.
你可以买比我的西高地梗更好的狗 You can buy better dogs than my West Highland terrier,
但是我喜欢我的西高地梗 but I LIKE my West Highland terrier.
是 虽然它会咬邮差 还在厨房里到处粑粑 Yes,it bites the postman and it lays dog eggs all over
还偷东西吃 但是它很棒!像这样... the kitchen and it steals food but it's brilliant!And it goes..
如果这车有耳朵 它也会像这样... If this had ears,it would go like that...
扫兴的是 这时我模仿小狗的动作 'Sadly,at this point,my dog impersonation was
被"趣味船长"的到来打断了 'interrupted by the arrival of Captain Interesting.'
那是我见过的最无聊的车... 那是什么 我要睡着了 That's the most boring looking car I've...What is it?I'm nodding off!
-好消息 -什么 -这是达西亚 桑德罗 -是嘛 -对 Good news!What?It's a Dacia Sandero.Is it?Yes.
话说 你来之前我们正谈论到 Anyway,we were just saying before you got here,
这是一辆史诗级的小车 this is just an epic little car
-可是它很贵 不是吗 -多少钱 -17,500镑 It's quite expensive,though,isn't it?How much is it?17,500.
-17,500镑 -对 -你的多少钱 -7,500镑 £17,500?Yup.And how much is yours?7,500.
-价格差了好多啊 哈蒙德 -它... That's a big price gulf,Hammond.It is...
我就算把这辆扔了 再买一辆新的 I can afford to lose this and just go and buy another one
还是比你的便宜 -你瞧瞧它 它... -看起来棒极了 and I'm still better off than you.Look at it!It's...It looks great.
这车反时尚 是为那些理性消费的人准备的 It's anti-fashion,it's a car for people with more sense than money.
-它实用 还便宜 -哇 他们怎么做的这么廉价 It works,it's cheap.Wow,how have they done it so cheaply?
你不会知道 就没有明显的 -太惊人了 You can't work it out,can you?There is no obvious...It's amazing!
那个方向盘 瞧这质量 That steering wheel,what a quality item!
-和你的一模一样 -不一样!只是形状相同 That's exactly the same as yours!It isn't the same! It's the same SHAPE.
如果我说错了请纠正 这是一辆30年前的雷诺Clio And correct me if I'm wrong,it was a Renault Clio 30 years ago.
不是30年前 Not 30 years ago.
基于老雷诺Clio的框架和机械部件 It's BASED on the underpinnings and mechanicals of the old Renault Clio.
-一辆老车 -我就像在一个留声机聚会上带了台iPod An old car.Basically,I've brought an iPod to a gramophone convention.
-一摊垃圾 -你仔细看! Utter rubbish!Look at it!
我们的争论被到来的挑战打断 'Our argument was then interrupted by the arrival of a challenge.
他们还是不相信我们喜欢小车 但是我们确实如此 They still don't believe that we like small cars.But we do!
我喜欢我的嘉年华 I love my Fiesta.Right.
"在雅尔塔和塞瓦斯托波尔之间 有一条激动人心的沿海公路 "Between Yalta and Sevastopol,there is an excellent coast road,
"如果驾驶一辆普通的车 你们会非常享受 "which you would enjoy very much in a normal car.
"但驾驶你们那可悲的买菜车 "But you will not be able to enjoy it
"就不会那么好受了 "in your miserable little shopping carts"?!
喂! Hello!
无可否认 在任何情况下 You can't get away from the fact the Fiesta,in any guise,
嘉年华都是一辆超棒的小车 is a brilliant little car. 无可否认 在任何情况下 You can't get away from the fact the Fiesta,in any guise,
嘉年华都是一辆超棒的小车 is a brilliant little car.
底盘是如此地收放自如 The chassis is so sorted out!
我开过它的ST高性能版本 那简直是一流的 I've driven the ST version,the hot one,and it is simply superb.
难以置信的是它并没有因为那小小的引擎 What's incredible is that they haven't lost any of that liveliness,
而失去任何一点灵气 依然带给人激动与狂喜 that excitement,that thrill,by fitting it with a tiny,tiny engine.
仿佛在做梦一样! It's like driving a cartoon!
听这声音! Squealing!
带点涡轮增压推背感 牵引力控制也介入了 Bit of turbo boost,bit of traction control wise.
这意味着我很开心 同时也快到极限了 That means I'm having fun and I'm on the ragged edge.
与福特和达西亚不同 Up!没有涡轮 Unlike the Ford and the Dacia,the Up!doesn't have a turbocharger.
但是即使这样 它仍然让人热血沸腾 But even so,it still feels like a determined spur.
我要第一个到达!是 没错 别挡路! I'm going to get there first!Yes,I am,get out of my way!
贴进弯角... And stick it into the bend...
要是在这条路上开法拉利 我会这样想 I mean,if I were in even a Ferrari on this road,I'd be thinking
"哦 不 我的车头要刮掉了! "Oh,no,I'm going to scrape my nose!
"我需要给多少油踩多少刹车？"但是眼下 "How much power do I need here and how much braking?" And I don't
我毫不担心 因为Up!根本就没有什么动力 have to worry about any of that,because the Up!has no power at all.
只需要一脚地板油 然后继续保持 You just put your foot hard down and leave it there!
让制作人恼火的是 Much to the annoyance of the producers,
我们很享受在这条蜿蜒小路上的驾驶 we have loved our drive on the wiggly road.
但是我们更喜欢在路尽头找到的东西 But we loved what we found at the other end of it even more.
一个废弃的前苏联潜艇基地 A disused Soviet submarine base
按理说我们应该停在这个停车场的 Now,ordinarily,we would have to park in the car park there.
但是因为我们的车子很小 就不必了 But because our cars are so little,we won't.
太伟大了 This is remarkable.
007都没进来过 James Bond could not have got in here!
因为他的阿斯顿马丁太宽了 Because of course,his Aston Martin is too large.
天啊! Good God!
看看那个! Look at that!
在核战争的情况下 In the event of a nuclear war,
这里可以停放14艘潜艇 同时容纳3000人 they could get 14 submarines in here,and 3,000 people.
全部建在山里面! It's under a mountain!
对 实际上你正在一座山下的潜艇基地 Yeah,it is your actual under-a-mountain submarine base
百分百007做派 It's full-on Bond.
不知道MI6和CIA花费了多少精力 How much energy and effort was expended by MI6
想弄清这个地方的构造 and the CIA trying to find out the details of this place? 不知道MI6和CIA花费了多少精力 How much energy and effort was expended by MI6
想弄清这个地方的构造 and the CIA trying to find out the details of this place?
而我现在正开车穿过这里! And here I am,driving through it!
不幸的是 我们在潜艇基地转悠了太久... Sadly,we spent so long driving around the sub pen...
..当我们到达塞瓦斯托波尔的闹市 ..that night was falling by the time we reached
夜幕已经降临 the busy city of Sevastopol.
而在这里 Up!缺乏动力的问题凸显 And here,the Up!'s lack of oomph was a bit of an issue.
啊 我要被挤扁了! Oh,I'm being squeezed!
没追上 竟然被一辆拉达2107羞辱了 I've lost it.Being strashed by a Lada 2107!
但是因为大众 比福特和达西亚小 However,because the VW is smaller than the Ford
我不需要把它停得离宾馆太远 and the Dacia,I didn't have to park miles and miles from the hotel.
-合法吗 -不 -哪里有说"禁止停车"了? Is that legal?No.Where does it say "no parking"?
但是很多明显禁止停车的地方 But it doesn't say "no parking" in a lot of places where it's
也不会特意写"禁止停车"啊 -公平地说 这里也没有说"禁止谋杀"啊 obviously not quite right to park To be fair,it doesn't say "no murdering" either.
第二天早晨 我们继续踏上旅程 The next morning,we continued our journey through
穿行在一片曾经浸透英国人鲜血的山峰中 a region where the hills were once soaked with British blood.
克里米亚战争也许很难揣测 The Crimean War may have been unfathomable,
没人知晓战争究竟因何而起 但它留下了丰厚的遗产 nobody really knew why it started,but the legacy is enormous.
它给我们留下了像 "巴拉克拉法帽""羊毛衫"(巴拉克拉法战役中英军避寒的衣物)这样重要的词汇 It gave us important words like balaclava and cardigan.
它诞生了弗洛伦斯·南丁格尔 It gave us Florence Nightingale
世界上第一个战地摄像师 战地记者 the world's first war photographer,the world's first war reporter.
维多利亚十字勋章 最初只颁给在这片土地战斗的士兵 The Victoria Cross was first awarded to soldiers who fought here
即使到了今天 奖章依然是用缴获的 And even today,the medal is made from metal
俄制枪支熔成的金属制作的 taken from a Russian gun that was captured here.
当然 下面是所有遗产当中最负盛名的 Then,of course,there's the best-known legacy of them all.
怎么写的? How's it go?
无人问答 无人发问(著名英国诗篇《轻骑兵的冲锋》)" "Theirs not to make reply,Theirs not to reason why,
"有的只是去战去死 "Theirs but to do and die."
"骑兵六百 进入死亡之谷" -那就是"死亡之谷" "Into the valley of death rode the six hundred."And that is the valley.
这就是诗篇"轻骑兵的冲锋"发生的地方 That is where the Charge of the Light Brigade actually happened
那是一个被误解的命令 It was a misunderstood order.
是 他们应当从那里上去的 Yeah,they were supposed to go up there somewhere.
他们应当在群山中搜寻俄国人 They were supposed to snout around in the hills, looking for the Russians,
误解了命令 他们拿着军刀冲向整个俄国军队 misunderstood it,came charging over here armed with sabres, against the entire Russian
炮兵在这里 大炮都在那 直直地指向他们 artillery here,all of it was there,pointing straight at them.
而他们骑着马 拿着短刀 And they were on horses with sabres.
怎么会这样结束了 How could that possibly end?
哦 天啊 Oh,God!
-真会挑时间!-就是就是 Choose your moments!Exactly.Exactly.
"乌克兰是欧洲面积第二大的国家 现在你们 "Ukraine is the second largest country in Europe,and now you will
"要开车穿过它 "drive all the way across it,
"从最南方到达北部白俄罗斯的边境 "from here in the far south to the Belarus border in the north
"这一趟会比任何你经历过的长途旅行更糟 "It will be worse than those long journeys you did
"就像孩童时 坐在后排去海滩玩 "as a kid in the back of a family car to the seaside.
将是地狱一般的旅途" "It will be the journey from hell."
怎么可能更糟?再说我也曾是个小孩 How can it be worse than those journeys?I was a kid then!
那时可坐在一辆初代Cortina后排啊 I was in the back of a Mark 1 Cortina.
我坐在一辆奥斯丁 1100后排 I was in the back of an Austin 1100.
我坐的是Anglia 地板上有洞呢 -有多远?它不... Anglia,with a hole in the floor -How far is it?It doesn't...
多远 大约1200公里 How far is it?It's 750 miles.
1200公里?还是开着大众Up!小菜一碟啊.. 750 miles?What,in a Volkswagen Up!?That's easy.Piece of ca..
驾驶这三辆 都很轻的车 In these three cars - light cars
我们变身为当代"轻骑兵冲锋"了 we shall be the modern-day Charge of the Light Brigade.
说得好 Very good.
带着些许困惑 我们出发了 Still feeling slightly baffled,we set off.
老实说我觉得制片人已经服软了 Well,I think the producers have gone a bit soft,to be honest.
这一点都不算挑战...就是... It's just not in any way difficult,challenging...It's just...
太容易了! It's easy!
1200公里! 750 miles!
事实证明这一点都不容易 It turned out not to be easy at all.
是的 在影片的第二部分 Yes,in the second part of that film,
等下你们会看到 我命丧乌克兰了 which we'll show you later on,I was actually killed.
对 没错 Yeah,he really was.
真是喜大普奔啊 So,that's something for us all to look forward to.
谢谢 哈蒙德 Yes,thank you,Hammond.
现在又到了明星廉价车的环节了 But in the meantime,we must put a Star in our Reasonably Priced Car.
我们今日的嘉宾是全英国唯一一位 Now,my guest tonight is the only British musician who can
既能开坦克 开炮 还会拆冲锋枪的音乐人 drive a tank,fire a mortar and strip an assault rifle.
当然 除了辣妹维多利亚之外 Apart from Posh Spice,obviously.
诸位请欢迎 James Blunt Ladies and gentlemen,James Blunt!
-你好吗 大个子 -你好吗 我很好 How you doing,big man?How are you?I'm well.
-嘿 过得如何 你好 -他再次光临哦 请坐 Hi there.How are you doing?Hi Hello.He's here.Have a seat.
-好了 -口哨声真多啊 All right.Many whistlings!
首先 祝贺你马上要结婚了 First of all,congratulations on your forthcoming marriage.
什么 我要结婚了 哔 I'm getting married?BLEEP!
-你要和身后的那位女孩结婚了 -真好 You're getting married to the girl standing behind you.Fantastic
-以防你忘了 -不 她在那儿 看 Just in case you'd forgotten.No,there she is,look.
敢问芳名 啊 What's your name?Aah!
这才对头 好 那你什么时候结婚 That's the ticket.OK,great.So,when are you getting married?
9月 September.
我知道有很多女孩在场 I'm just thinking,I know there s lots of girls here and they'll
她们很想让我问有关结婚的问题 但我一个都想不出来 want me to ask lots of questions about it,but I can't think of any.
-我们还是谈谈你的军旅生涯吧 -好的 Shall we talk about the Army?Let's talk about the Army.
还是谈军队好了 比较容易点 The Army's better.We've got to do the Army,it's easier.
我们知道你入过伍 这都记录在案 Now,we know you were in the Army,of course,that is well documented.
但我觉得大部分人并不知道 你仅凭一人之力 But I think what a lot of people don't know is that you actually
在科索沃时 single-handedly,when you were in Kosovo,
阻止了第三次世界大战 stopped World War III from happening.
-真高兴你还提到了这件事 -是啊 -是时候让全国百姓知道了 I'm glad you brought this up.Yeah.Because it's time the nation knew.
说真的 那天确实是人生中最不可思议的一天 Actually,it was genuinely the most incredible day of my life.
除了我即将到来的婚礼以外 Other than my forthcoming marriage.
呃 确实 And,er...It was...
在把塞尔维亚人炸出翔之后 You know,having bombed the crap out of the Serbs,
我们签署了停战协议 接着向首都普里什蒂纳推进 we signed a peace accord and we pushed up to Pristina,
而我就是打前锋的军官 the capital,and I was remarkably put as truly the first officer
带领3万人前进 to lead 30,000 people up there,
等我们到达普里什蒂纳的机场 Wesley Clark将军 and when we got to the airport in Pristina,General Wesley Clark
命令我们去打垮和压制 told us to just overrun
抢在我们之前到达的200名俄罗斯人 and overpower the 200 Russians who had beaten us to the airport
那是个美军将军吧 The American general?
对 我们问了他好几次 真的要摧毁对方吗 Yeah,and we asked several times -that one thing means destroy them?
-因为这举动似乎真的很蠢 -他说的是 摧毁 Which seemed a pretty stupid thing to do.He said destroy...
说的是打垮和压制 遣词造句上花了点政治心思 He said overrun and overpower, definitely using some political manoeuvring in his wording.
接着 争论了5分钟后 And after,you know,five minutes of arguing,
一个很特别的人 Mike Jackson将军 a very special man called General Mike Jackson,
他是个了不起的人 不管去哪我都会追随 an incredible character who I would follow anywhere,
他通过电台说 came up on the radio and said,
太可笑了 我才不会让自己的士兵 "This is ridiculous,I'm not having my soldiers being
为第三次世界大战负责 "responsible for starting World War III,
我们去其他地方吧 "let's push off somewhere else.
等俄国人没了水 没了食物 And when the Russians had run out of food and water,
就向我们来讨 我们说 "行啊 那把机场也让我们用用呀" they came back and asked us for food and water and we said,"Sure,if you share the airport"
那可是一个美国人向英国上尉下的命令 That was an order from an American to a British captain to...
-后来他还去竞选总统了 -可不是 And he later then ran for president in America.I know
说完了军队 我们谈谈音乐吧 Let's move on to music.We've covered the army.
你拯救全世界免于第三次世界大战 很好 You saved the world from World War III,which is good.
你的新专辑叫做 Moon Landing 降落月球 Your new album is called Moon Landing.
对 专辑发了以后我才发现 这个词 Moon Landing,which I only discovered after the event of putting out Moon Landing
俚语大全上指的是 that "moon landing" is actually in the Urban Dictionary
两男人在健身房换衣服 弯下腰时 as a term in the gym when two men are changing and they bend over
屁股不小心互相撞在一起 所以 and their bottoms touch accidentally.So,yeah...
-里面还有首单曲叫做Heart To Heart 是吧 -对 There's a single called Heart To Heart,isn't there?Yes.
允许我提一下 我女儿 Now,forgive me for saying this my daughter,
她几天前说 "我要给James发推" she said to me a couple of days ago,"I was going to tweet James
"表达一下我有多爱他的歌"但她说"我又很担心" "to say how much I love that song,"but she said,"I was so worried
"他的回复 会撕碎我的心 我好怕啊" "that his tweet reply would rip me apart that I haven't dared do it."
如果她态度好的话 我不会欺负她的 I wouldn't abuse her,if she's nice.
你在推特上赢了什么来着 What have you just won on Twitter?
什么最佳发推 是最佳回复奖 It's something,the best twitterer...Best Comebacks.
最佳回复奖 是那边那个头发被风卷过的人说的 The Best Comebacks,from the chap over there with windswept hair
我这里有你写的几句回复 I've actually got a few of your ones here.
得花很久才能想出这种回复吧 Don't they take a long time to think of?
我会说 是随机应变啊 但说不定我在撒谎哦 I would say I'm spontaneous with it,but I might be lying.
有人问"为什么你只有20万粉丝" Somebody said here,"Why have you only got 200,000 followers?"
而你回复说 "耶稣有12个就够了" And you replied,"Jesus only needed 12."
不得不承认 真的是很好笑 You've got to admit...they are properly very funny.
"James Blunt脸长得惹人烦 声音也讨人厌" "James Blunt has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice. 不得不承认 真的是很好笑 You've got to admit...they are properly very funny.
"James Blunt脸长得惹人烦 声音也讨人厌" "James Blunt has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice.
而你回复说 "对 而且不用贷款" You went,"Yes,and no mortgage"
-不介意我讲讲自己最喜欢的那句吧 -来吧 Do you mind if I show them my absolute favourite?Go for it.
这句特挖苦 "James Blunt究竟咋了" The rather sarky,"Whatever happened to James Blunt?"
你接着回了这张照片 And this was the picture you posted.
我最爱的是 就算有人出言不逊 What I love about you is the way that somebody is abusive to you
你也正面对待 没事一样 换做是我 忍不住会哭的 and you just take it on the chin and are fine.I sob uncontrollably.
人们把推特看得太重要了 I mean,people take Twitter far too seriously.
线下还有个真实的世界呢 It's just,there's a real world out there,
大家把推特看得太重 and people seem to think that Twitter is important.
那些不过是别人的意见而已 而意见就像菊花 It's just people opinions,and opinions are like arseholes
-人人都有 -没错 来说车吧 Everyone has one.Yeah.Cars.
你上一次来的时候 我想 When you were last here,I think
你当时就只开过一辆拉达 the only car you'd ever driven at the time was a Lada.
对 我觉得好丢脸 想升级一下 Yeah,I was really embarrassed about that,and I've tried to upgrade.
我那时开着辆拉达Riva 1.3SL SL代表"慢" I had a Lada Riva 1.3SL,for "slow".
而如今 变化天翻地覆 Because now,obviously,things have moved on dramatically.
你换成三蹦子了 You've got a tuk-tuk.
对 我从泰国买了辆 很棒的三轮车 I have a tuk-tuk from Bangkok,which is awesome,three-wheeled
每小时约113公里 我在Ibiza的家附近开着遛遛 vehicle,does 70mph,and I drive it around home in Ibiza.
居然能开每小时113公里 It does 70?
对 就算后面带着朋友 70mph,and if you get all your mates in the back,
也可以达到113km/h 还能前轮离地 you can wheelie as well,at 70mph.
我的死党叫 Nin 是个印度人 Actually,my best friend is a chap called Nin,he's Indian,
他坚持做司机 这样看起来更民族风 and he insists on driving to make it look more authentic.
-我听说你在伦敦骑自行车 -对 When you're in London,I gather you've now got a bicycle.Yeah.
-你干嘛要骑自行车 -要快多了 而且也是种很好的锻炼 Why do you have a bicycle? It's much,much faster and it's good exercise.
骑自行车可以减肚子啊 You can lose a paunch with a bicycle.
我也有辆自行车 现在看看我呀 I've got a bicycle,and look what it's done to me.Literally.
自行车可不是用来吃的 You're not supposed to eat it.
对啊 Yeah...
你最近和狗仔队有点争执啊 Now,you recently had an altercation with a paparazzi photographer,
在美国 I believe,in the United States
对 狗仔队很爱挑衅的 Yeah,paps are quite aggressive and yes,
我从派对里出来 旁边跟着人 I was coming out of a party and I was with someone who
也是名人 他们开始叫了 was in the public eye as well,and they shout.Paps don't want
狗仔可不要什么普通的照片 他们就喜欢劲爆的 an ordinary picture,they want an aggressive picture
他们猛敲着窗 and they're all banging on the window,
其中有人跌到车前了 接着你该怎么做呢 and one of them fell in front of the car, and what are you supposed to do?
他摔在地上 而我可不想给自己挖坑说 He's fallen down and I wouldn't want to incriminate myself by saying
自己没发现 踩了踩油门 和缓地开过 that I hadn't spotted him and touched the throttle and went gently over.
这样做可不对 但我们确实轧过了他 That would be the wrong thing to do.But...But we did go over him
-你感到了那种起伏吗 -对 -Did you actually feel the dum-dum?-Yes.
其中有种奇妙的满足感 Something strangely satisfying about it.
同时 警车和救护车也来了 And in the meantime,the police and the ambulance did arrive,
但他们还没来之前 那个狗仔还爬起来 拍了很多人的照片 but before they arrived,he got up and took pictures of more people
连别的狗仔都拍了下来 那狗仔 They even had some film footage from another paparazzi of him
揉搓着自己的腿 说"揉得更红些 更红些" rubbing his leg,saying,"Make it redder,make it redder,
而警察一来 他就说"我多可怜啊 被撞倒了" and when the police arrived,he said,"Poor me,I've been run over.
但那车是我们租来的 车很小 所以应该没事 But it was a very small hire car and I think it was fine.
-不是那种大型美式凯迪拉克吗 -不是 -下次可记得要租那种车 It wasn't a large American Cadillac?No. Get one of those next time.
那么谈谈你的这一圈吧 今天外面如何 Anyway,the lap,how was it out there today?
我觉得自己速度不行 他们说今天是 I think as I was driving down today,they said today was the first
气象办公室今年首次发布红色预警 day of the year the Met Office has issued a red weather warning -
若非必要 请勿离开室内 do not leave home unless you specifically have to,
而我却在外面刷圈速 and I've been doing laps.
问题是 所有来的人 The thing is,as you know,everybody who comes down here
都会在倒数第二弯冲出去 毋庸置疑 goes off at the second to last corner,that's a given,really, 问题是 所有来的人 The thing is,as you know,everybody who comes down here
都会在倒数第二弯冲出去 毋庸置疑 goes off at the second to last corner,that's a given,really,
但我听说你在极速弯那里就冲出去了 but I heard that James went off on the Follow Through.
我在那里可加速到底了 And I followed through at the time as well!
这就是为何 那地方叫极速弯 That's why it's called the Follow Through,
那可是约161km/h的弯啊 because that's a 100mph corner,
面前有这样一栋建筑 要是在那里就 and you have that building in front of you,and if things start to
出了问题 那可真有点吓人 go wrong through there,it's actually a slightly buttock-clenching...
-的确 你家摄像师没死可太走运了 -是啊 Very much.And some of your camera crew are lucky to be alive.Yeah
有没有人想欣赏下 Would anybody like to see this moment when one of our guests
-我们的嘉宾在极速弯那里冲了出去 -想 actually went off on the Follow Through?Yes.
让我们看一眼 开始吧 Let's have a look at this.Here we go.
真的太湿滑了 That is absolutely soaking.
还蛮快的 而你的脚一直踩着 直到 哇 That's properly fast,and you keep your foot in it until,look at this!
我最欣赏的是 直到赛道边上 What I love about that is you did not apply the brakes
你才开始踩刹车 until you were an inch from the edge of the track.
所有人都说 不该收脚的 所以我就没抬 Everyone says you're not allowed to lift off and so I tried not to.
这才是够胆的人啊 We're talking big cojones there
实际上是因为 我根本看不清楚外面 It's actually because I couldn't see through the windscreen.
我压根不知道自己冲出赛道了 I didn't know I was coming off.
直到你感觉颠簸 周围都是绿色 才觉得"肯定走错路了" It started to get bumpy and green - "This has definitely gone wrong."
总之 我们还是完整跑了一圈的 谁想看看 Anyway,eventually,we did get a lap together.Yeah.Who'd like to see it?
好 出发了 Yeah!Here we go. 总之 我们还是完整跑了一圈的 谁想看看 Anyway,eventually,we did get a lap together.Yeah.Who'd like to see it?
好 出发了 Yeah!Here we go.
看到没 这就是闪电战的精神 See,I think this is the Blitz spirit.
冲啊 冲啊 哔— Come on,then!BLEEP!
外面就像哔---湖一样 It's like a BLEEP lake out here
是啊 没人抱怨环境局 Yeah,nobody's complaining about the Environment Agency,
而你却说 "你怎么不来收拾干净" you're going in there,"Why don t you come and clear it up?"
太湿了 That is so wet!
完美待在了赛道上 Stayed on the track nicely.
有点像滑冰 It's like ice skating.
我不是说自己经常滑冰 Not that I ice skate very often
你真该向理查德借增高坐垫 You really should have borrowed Richard Hammond's booster cushion.
我需要摩西帮我分开还有 那里有架私人飞机(圣经典故 摩西分海) I needed Moses to part the sea.There's a private jet over there
-能让我回家了 -回Ibiza That could get me home!Ibiza,right.
锤头弯 估计也看不见赛道线 Hammerhead,probably couldn't even see the lines,
所以很不错了 so that's pretty impressive.
而我们又来到了极速弯 很慢 Here we go,right,coming up to the Follow Through again.So slow.
上了6千转 再说明一次 我啥都看不到 Up to 6,000.And again,I can't see a BLEEP thing.
而这里 可真让我佩服 This is,I really admire you for doing this.
踩了踩刹车 这也怪不了你 穿过轮胎墙 A touch of the brakes,and I can't say I blame you.Through the tyres.
车没有发出哀鸣声 那个弯能不能成功呢 No whingeing,no complaining.And,yeah,going to make that one.
-还不赖嘛 -还狂风大作呢 Not bad at all,actually.And it's blowing a gale.
哇 那是Jimmy Carr的走线 我们到达了终点 Whoa!It's the Jimmy Carr line!There we are.Across the line.
这可真的是 我从没看过这种表现 That is really,properly...I've never seen it like that.
有趣的是 上次 Yeah,it was fascinating,because last time
我来的时候也下雨 只要是我来 I came down it was wet as well,and basically,whenever you have me on,
雨就下得特别大 James Blunt的圈速总是湿哒哒的 unsurprisingly,it is the wettest,James Blunt is the wettest lap.
我们前两周也有两个雨天成绩 We have had two previous wet laps in the last couple of weeks.
Hugh Bonneville 1分50秒1 Tom Hiddleston 上周1分49秒9 Hugh Bonneville at 1.50.1,Tom Hiddleston last week at 1.49.9,
他那圈场地也很湿 但不像今天这么 so bearing in mind,he was very wet,but nothing like...
-不像我那么湿 -所以 你觉得自己排在哪里呢 Not nearly as wet as me.So come on,where do you think you come?
我真希望自己没有太丢脸 I really hope I haven't humiliated myself too much.
你根本没丢脸 No,you haven't humiliated yourself,
你在这种天气下还出门 本身已经很勇敢了 because you went out there, which is brave enough,and you drove around 你根本没丢脸 No,you haven't humiliated yourself,
你在这种天气下还出门 本身已经很勇敢了 because you went out there, which is brave enough,and you drove around
还去刷圈 如此意志坚定 更英勇了 in it,which is very marvellous and you looked determined.
这话说的 就像学校安慰孩子"每个人都是赢家" Like one of those schools where everyone's a winner.
那么我们目前最快成绩是 1分49秒9 而你的成绩是 So there we are,fastest lap so far,1.49.9.You did...
1分 1...
49秒 49...
4.
不得不说 这可是最快的雨天成绩 你比Ron Howard快多了 I have to say... That is the fastest wet lap.You are above Ron Howard.
就在Joss Stone下面 -我总是在下面~ 好啦 And just under Joss Stone.I'm always under some...Anyway
-我感到脑后有眼风 -是啊 我能看到 Feel the eyes in the back of my head.Yes.I can see them.
你在Joss Stone和Ron Howard之间 位置还蛮古怪的 You're between Joss Stone and Ron Howard. That's a very odd place to be.
-但很厉害了 真的 -谢谢你 That was quite something.It really was.Thank you.
诸位掌声欢送 James Blunt Ladies and gentlemen,James Blunt!
谢谢 Thank you.
今晚 我们想证明自己真的很喜欢小型车 Now,tonight we are trying to prove that we really do like small cars,
但是我们的制作人却想证明那些车就是垃圾 and our producers are trying to prove that they're rubbish.
所以他们让我们驾驶三台排量1升的掀背车 Yes,so,they told us to drive our three one-litre hatchbacks
穿越乌克兰 all the way across Ukraine,
他们称之为地狱之旅 a trip they said would be the journey from hell.
为什么会认为这样一次旅行会成为地狱之旅 Why do they think this is going to be the journey from hell?
只是开车横穿乌克兰啊 Driving across the Ukraine.
我们才到这里24小时 就已经穿越了冷战 We've only been here 24 hours,we've been through the Cold War
二战和克里米亚战争 绝对会是乐趣连连 the Second World War,the Crimean War. It's going to be tremendous.
而且我开的还是Up! And I'm in my Up!
就在不久以前 这样的小车 In the not too distant past,little cars like ours
还是很简陋的 但现在如果你够明智 were very spartan,but these days,if you choose your car wisely
就可以选到一台配置丰富的了 you get loads of stuff to play with.
哈蒙德 你的空调设定好了么 Right,Hammond,have you got your air conditioning set just so?
是的 我把温度调低了半度 I have,yes,I've set it just half a degree lower
以免让我太安逸了 than would be too comfortable.
我想加热座椅调到一档就好了 This heated seat,I think,just to the first position.
USB连接 USB.
USB连接到iPod 'USB iPod.'
用蓝牙把我的iPod连接到音响系统上 Bluetoothed my iPod into the stereo system.
可加热的挡风玻璃 让我试一下 Heated windscreen,let me try that.
巡航控制 这个我还没试过 Cruise control.Haven't done that.
没错 那边有镜子 Yep,a mirror on that side.
最后 连哈蒙德和我都没有什么可玩了 Eventually,though, even Hammond and I ran out of things to play with,
我们把目光转移到了乌克兰的风景上 so we turned our attention to the Ukrainian scenery.
要是有一两座小山 我们肯定能看到 A hill or two wouldn't go amiss
好吧 我承认这很无聊 Right,I admit it,this is boring.
你们觉得我们开到一半了么? Do you think we're halfway there yet?
我们必须要了解下 We needed to find out.
由于无法理解导航系统的语言 So,as we couldn't understand the writing on our sat-nav systems,
所以我们停下车 看看地图 we pulled over to consult a map
我们是从这里出发的 对吧? We came from down here,yes?
终点在那里 And we've got to go all the way there.
刚路过了一个叫做Pravda的小镇 We've just gone through a town called Pravda.
不可能走连那都没到吧 We can't be further back than that.
-也许就是在 -不是这 我们只走了 Maybe it's in...Can't be there.We've done that
-天啊 在这里 -别傻了!-我们才到这! Oh,Christ,oh no!It's there.Don't be daft!It is!We're only here!
我们才走了这么远 我们只开出了Wight岛 We've only done that.We've only driven over the Isle of Wight.
-我们要到这儿吧?-怎么可能 我们才到这里?! We've got to come here?How come ..We've only got there?!
-不过是个好消息 不是么?-怎么可能会是好消息?-绝对是好消息 And that's good news.Is it?How is that good news?It's good news.
-是么?-是的 Really?Yes.
我们不该仅限于坐在车里抱怨无聊 Instead of just sitting and,"I'm bored,"
为什么我们不让这次旅程更充实些呢? why don't we make ourselves more rounded human beings on the journey?
所以我们要边开车边学点什么么? So while we're in the car we learn to do some thing?
是的!与其不停抱怨"我很无聊 我不想做这个" Exactly!We could sit there going," I'm bored,I'm bored,I wish I wasn't doing this,"
不如充分利用好这次旅行的时间 or we can simply say,"No,we shall use this time constructively.
到达白俄罗斯的时候 我们会更有智慧 We will arrive in Belarus more intelligent
做人也会更加圆滑 and more rounded than we are now.
重新上路 我们开始了自我充电 Back on the road,the self-improvement began.
你好 欢迎加入自学乌克兰语教程 第一单元 'Hello and welcome to Teach Yourself Ukrainian.Unit one.
你好 你叫什么名字? 'Hello,what's your name?'
"让你迅速掌握蓝调口琴 "You will learn to play blues harp quickly
简单到你只需要听听CD" 喔 这里面还有一张CD! "and easily by just listening to the CD." Ooh,I've got a CD!
然后跟着书学就好了 "And following the book."
你们一定注意到我头上的魔术帽了 Viewers,you will notice I'm wearing my magic hat
上面还有一张扑克牌 and that there is a playing card in it.
卡鲁斯再次邀请史蒂芬去家里 'Karus again invites Stephen to his home to discuss
讨论生意问题 'some business questions.'
放在这里 So that goes in there.
这个... Well...
在移动的语言课堂中 一切进展顺利 In the mobile language lab,things were going well.
内衣 Underwear.
很快 我自认为有能力 And soon I felt confident enough to get us
在路边的咖啡店点些吃的了 something to eat at a roadside cafe.
你的腿在哪？
-你在说什么?-我想要一些没有鱼肉的食物 What are you saying?I'm trying to find some food that isn't fish.
哦 谢谢你 Oh,thank you.
我要吃你家的纪念品
看上去你好像点了一些木头 You seem to have ordered some wood.
杰里米又要了几个苹果 Jeremy then asked for some apples.
好吧 我们都吃过了 继续上路吧? Well,we've eaten.Shall we go?
第二天早上 解决了早饭之后 The next morning,after breakfast had been cleared away..
什么?! What?!
我用新学的乌克兰语搞定了导航 ..I used my new Ukrainian skills to check the sat-nav.
天啊 到基辅 还要走13小时49分钟 Oh,Jesus.To get to Kiev,13 hours and 49 minutes.
我们有点绝望了 不过在浓雾后面出现了一个人 We were in a state of despair,but then,out of the fog loomed a man.
他的身后 And behind him,this.
是一座废弃的核弹基地 An abandoned nuclear missile base.
-这是个发射井 是吧?-没错 -居然有这么大 This is the silo,is it?That's a silo.It's ever so big
哈蒙德 这是一枚SS18 绰号撒旦 目标是Ross-on-Wye镇(哈蒙德家) Hammond,this is an SS18, nicknamed the Satan,targeted Ross-on-Wye.
-不会吧?-上面就这么写的 -等一下 Was it?That's what that says.Hang on a minute,though.
这上面写的"目标更改为Chipsky Norton"(杰里米家) It says "alternative target Chipsky Norton" there.
我想肯定是潮了吧 I think it must be damp!
很多人都会抱怨开长途车 但这次 Many people complain about having to do a long drive,but on this one,
我们真的找到了打发时间的好方法 we really had hit on a brilliant way of making the time fly by.
哈哈 观众们 我的手里什么都没有 Ha ha!Viewers,my hands empty,
什么都没有 现在 让我 nothing at all in them.Now,can I...
"第三单元 史蒂芬 你成家了么?" 又是史蒂芬 'Unit three.Stephen,do you have a family?'There's Stephen again.
我唯一学到的就是 这儿的每个人都叫史蒂芬 Everybody's called Stephen here, that's the one thing I have learned.
天啊 我的鸽子跑出来了 Oh,God.My doves have escaped.
-我的鸽子跑出来了 -什么鸽子? My doves have got out.What doves?
-跑出来了又是什么意思?-魔术箱里面的鸽子 What do you mean,got out?My doves from my magic box.
他们现在在后座上随地大小便呢 They're all over the back.They've crapped everywhere.
由于不堪其扰 强迫症船长把捣乱者丢了出去 Upset by the mess,OCD May ejected the culprit.
-我的天啊 过去了一辆卡车 -那只鸽子成为了历史 Oh,my God,there's a lorry...That is an ex-dove.
是这样的 那台卡车撞上了你的鸽子 詹姆斯 Yeah,now,you see,the truck that hit your dove,James,
-你的魔术不怎么样啊? -真的么 它居然没有直接飞走? how good are you at magic?Seriously,did it not fly away?
你没打算在小朋友的聚会上表演魔术吧 You're not going to do children's parties,are you,
因为你必须要改变一下表演内容 because you're going to have to change your act if you are.
哦 莎莉 这是你家养的鹦鹉么? "So,Sally,is this the family parrot?
你看看如果 "Just watch what happens
我把它从正在行驶的车子丢出去 会怎么样 "when I throw it out of the window of a moving vehicle.
把这起悲惨的事故忘记掉 Putting this tragic incident behind us
我们继续前进 夜幕降临时 到达乌克兰首都基辅 we ploughed on,and by nightfall had reached Ukraine's capital,Kiev.
杰瑞米帮我们在酒店入住 Jeremy checked us into the hotel
好的 Yeah.
你刚才说"好的"是为了阻止他继续说话么? Did you just say yes to stop him talking?
在酒吧里 詹姆斯又来了一次失败的魔术表演 And in the bar,James did another trick that went wrong.
-我恐怕不是 -你不能在选完牌之后改主意的 I'm afraid not.You can't change your mind about the card you chose.
-这就是你选的那张牌 -你不能指定我选哪张 That was the card you chose.You can't tell me what card I chose.
但是我的确知道 因为我会读心术 But I know you chose that because I read your mind.
魔术师应该有很熟练的手法 而不只会耍赖 Magicians are supposed to exercise a degree of finesse,not just bullying.
-不 这绝对不是我选的 -是的 就是你选的! No,it's still not.It is!That's what you chose!
第二天一早 The following morning,
有人告诫我们基辅街头聚集了一大群人 结果还真是 we were warned there was a mob on the streets of Kiev,and there was.
谢谢你们的到来 谢谢 Thank you for coming,thank you so much.
为了能找个僻静的地方 So,to get a bit of peace and quiet,
我们被告知在乌克兰唯一的赛道集合 we were told to report to the country's only racetrack...
在寒风中 我们将接受终极挑战 ..for what,chillingly,was called the final challenge.
"你们每辆车都会被精确地灌入23升油 "Your cars will each be given exactly 23 litres of fuel,
"既然它们如此环保 "which,because they're so economical,
"一定能轻松应付剩下的160公里路 "should easily be enough for them to cover the 100 or so miles
"到达白俄罗斯边境旁的小镇 也即终点" "to your destination,a town near the border with Belarus."
-等下 -23升跑160公里 -这算不上是什么挑战吧 Hang on,23 litres?To do 100 miles?That's not really a challenge,is it?
-太简单了吧 -"你们的任务是在到达终点前把油耗光" -啥 That's easy!"Your challenge is to run out before you get there." Eh?
"你们一定会主动这么干" "This is something you will want to do,
"因为终点小镇的名字叫 "as the town in question is called...
“切尔诺贝利” "..Chernobyl."
我们能否...那里一般人进不去的吧 Can we actually...We can't go there,can we?
切尔诺贝利是史上最严重的核事故发生地 Chernobyl was the scene of the world's worst nuclear accident.
1986年 四号反应堆爆炸的时候 When reactor number four exploded in 1986,
释放出的放射性尘埃毁灭性之大 it released a radioactive cloud so devastating that the entire area
使整个区域两万年内都将不适宜人类居住 will remain uninhabitable for 20,000 years.
除非我们将油耗飙到百公里11.75升 And unless we could make our cars do less than 20 miles to the gallon,
否则就会开车进入核污染区 this is where we'd end up.
嘉年华的官方百公里油耗为3.6升 Ford claim mine does 65mpg.
我这车油耗基本维持在4升 All the way here,this has done 60 miles to the gallon,give or take.
对啊 怎么才能达到百公里11.75升啊 Yes.How would you make these cars do 20 miles to the gallon?
8升我都觉得悬 I can't imagine getting it under 30.
在工作人员给每辆车精准注入23升油之后 After the producers had put precisely 23 litres of fuel
我们自己也给车做了一些准备 in each tank,we did some preparations of our own.
好吧 Right.
我好机智 Clever,this.
我现在要降低大约三成的胎压 What I'm going to do is let about 30% of the pressure out of the tyres.
以增大滚动阻力 The point is,it increases rolling resistance
这样车就能更耗油 which means I use more fuel.
好一台增重版Up！ That is one heavy Up!
你干啥呢 What are you doing?
我把这些缝都封上 这样放射性尘埃就进不来了 I'm sealing all the gaps so that radioactive dust can't get in.
哈蒙德 你刚才所做的一切 让这台车更符合空气动力学了 What you've done there,Hammond is made it more aerodynamic.
-好像是真的 -所以 永别了 I have,haven't I?You have.Goodbye.
为了在160km内用完这些油 To get through this much petrol in less than 100 miles,
我们必须像疯子那样开车 we would have to drive like maniacs.
三 二 一 Three,two,one. 我们必须像疯子那样开车 we would have to drive like maniacs.
三 二 一 Three,two,one.
来吧 转速飙起来 Come on!Build up the revs!
二挡 来到红线 这一下可费油了 Second gear.Right to the limiter.God,that's wasteful.
我和詹姆斯都决定采取低挡高转速的策略 James and I decided to go for a low-gear policy of maximum revs.
但是哈蒙德却... Hammond,on the other hand...
如果我一路这么干 我跑的里程就更多 If I keep doing this all the way there,I'll go further.
甚至能实现里程翻倍 就要这效果 左满舵再右满舵 哦 It will be twice the distance.This is the answer.Lock to lock.Ooh!
但在对向有车驶过的时候 That's where I'm going to have to be careful,
我必须得小心 when there's traffic coming the other way.
我刚意识到 I've just realised!
之前连车灯都没打开 I'm driving without the lights on.
而且开启了发动机节油 I'm driving with the eco-engine system...
后风挡加热 电加热座椅 开 Heated rear window,I want that on.Heated seats,yes.
这样好多了 That's better.
可能路人会感觉有点奇怪 Probably people think this is a bit odd,
但是如果他们知道我这么做的原因 他们一定会理解的 but if they knew why I was doing it,they would understand.
我真不敢相信 他们逼我们干这些 I can't believe they're making us do this,
因为辐射其实并没有消失 没有 because it's not like the radioactivity has gone.It hasn t.
那里残留的物质有长达24万5千年的半衰期 It has a half-life,material that's left,of 245,000 years.
詹姆斯会向大家解释什么叫半衰期 And James May,obviously,can explain what a half-life is
也许 就是现在 In fact,he probably is doing.
半衰期其实是恒定的 一块铀 A half-life is actually constant.A piece of uranium
拥有固定的半衰期 而当这个半衰期结束后 will have a half-life and when that half-life is passed,
剩下的那一半会拥有同样的半衰期 the remaining bit still has the same half-life.
我记得居里夫人发明了半衰期这个词 I think the word was coined by Marie Curie.
因为元素的放射性被发现和定义 The early 20th century was the time
是在二十世纪初... when radioactivity was identified and discovered...
在贴着转速红线行驶了40km之后 After 25 miles of red-line motoring,
Up!的情况依旧不容乐观 the news from the Up!still wasn't good.
我现在的平均油耗是百公里10.2升 I've managed to average 23 miles to the gallon.
我必须再多烧点 怎么才能做到呢 I've got to get that down.How do I get that down?
现在的阻力已经变得超级大了 Right,the drag is now dramatically worsened.
与此同时... Meanwhile...
说实话 我现在有点想吐 I am feeling a bit sick now,if I'm honest.
呀 那是警车吗 坏了 Oh,is that a police car?Oh,dear.
有个坏消息 There's the horrible evidence.
在跑了四分之一 也就是40.8km之后 At a quarter distance,25.5 miles,
我本该比开始的时候少一格油了 I should have lost one of those four bars that I started with.
但实际情况是没有 But it's not happening.
油啊 你快点燃烧吧 Come on,petrol!Sod off.
我们现在被警察拦下来了 OK,we've been pulled by the police.
他们想知道我为什么老是晃来晃去 They were wondering why I was zigzagging.
他们正在跟前面的摄影车交涉 They're talking to the camera car in front.
与此同时 我在停车的时候保持着高转速 Meanwhile,I'm sitting here at max RPM to try and use some fuel
以消耗燃油 while I'm stationary.
在哈蒙德忙着把警察震聋的时候 Whilst Hammond was deafening the police,
我停在路边把发动机控制器拔了 I pulled over to disable my engine management system.
怎么样 How about that look!
引擎灯亮了 没错 要的就是这个 Engine warning light.Yes.That's what we want.
现在发动机基本就是在最差环境下运行 What the engine has to do now is assume a sort of worst-case scenario,
因为它没法获取自身的信息 because it doesn't know anything about itself,
所以它就会假设现在气温极低或者油品极差 so it will assume it's very cold,the fuel quality is bad,
这样油耗会更高一些 so it must be less efficient.
在距离切尔诺贝利48km 我们的三台车都还有油 30 miles from Chernobyl,all our cars were still running
我们想尽了一切办法 让它们趴窝 and we were trying every trick in the book to make them conk out
这回阻力够大了吧 Look at that for drag now!
制动 加速 Brake.Then accelerate.
再制动 再加速 Then brake.Accelerate.
还有三格油 不是吧 Still got three bars!Come on!
达标了 百公里13.2升 我的油表亮了 太棒了 There it is!17.8mpg.My fuel light has come on!Oh,yeah.
百公里11.2升 显然还不行 I'm doing 21 miles to the gallon.I'm not doing well enough!
所有提示都见底了 仪表显示 空了 Everything's on empty.The needle,on empty.
加油 抛锚 快抛锚 Come on,run out.Run out.
车外1摄氏度 乳头都冻僵了 It's one degree out there.Nipples are sticking out badly.
啊 前面应该就是哈蒙德了 Ah!I believe this is Richard Hammond.
这货应该走不动了啊 This thing should not be moving
-我抛锚了 我抛锚了 我 抛 锚 了 -别告诉我他没油了 -爽 I'm going!I'm going!I am going!Don't tell me you've run out.Yes!
-好样的 哈哈 太棒了 -我抛锚喽 Yes!Ha ha!Oh,bliss!It's gone
-你玩我呢吧 -这... I don't believe you.It...
我勒个大去 情况报告 I don't believe you.Sit rep.
理查德哈蒙德就是个... Richard Hammond is a BLEEP.
干嘛 继续啊 你的命运就在前方 Go on.Go and meet your fate.
这台无涡轮增压的Up!依然坚守在路上 然后 The un-turbo-charged Up!continued onwards.And then...
等等 这是哪 某个检查站 Oh,wait a minute.What do we have here?Some kind of checkpoint
这个栏杆里就是30公里禁区 The barrier marked the start of the 30km exclusion zone,
现在 我和詹姆斯都要通过检查站 and now I'd have to go through it.So would James.
但是谁负责接下来的拍摄呢 But who would film what happened afterwards?
-三个主摄像师 -怎么了 Three main cameramen.Yeah.
-他们现在正打车回基辅了 -什么 They're getting in a taxi and going back to Kiev.What?
他们不进去了 撤了 They are not going in.There they go.
所以有史以来最危险的拍摄由 恕我冒昧 两个摄影助理完成 So we are filming the most dangerous thing we’ve ever done with two,I don’t want to be rude,but camera assistants.
是的 我真的得说声 "谢谢" Yeah I actually gotta “Thank you”
我的确 非常感谢你们 非常勇敢 Yeah Thank you very much.You are very brave.
你们现在已经被提升为主力摄影师了 You are now promoted the official cameraman.
我知道你们都曾幻想过升迁 但这回积极过头了 I know you wanna get on in the world but this is,this is a bit much.
我们这些要进去的人 做好了充足的准备 Those of us who were going in made their preparations.
调成内循环 出风口关闭 盖革计数器 开 Right Air on re-circus Vents shut Geiger counter ON
这还真是个盖革计数器 能发出滴答滴答的声音 That really is a Geiger counter and it really is going tik-tik-tik.
摄像师还是会像往常在路虎后排拍摄 但尾门是关上的 The cameraman is having to film us form the back of the Land Rover as usual,but with the door closed.
平时尾门都是打开的 Normally the tailgate is prop open.
据说还有17吨左右的放射性废料 There's something like 17 tonnes of radioactive waste
残留在在暴露的核反应堆里 still in the exposed reactor core.
他们正在建一个巨大的穹顶 They're building an enormous sort of arch,really,over
把整个现场密封起来 但是这玩意现在还没完工 the entire site,which will seal it off,but that is not finished yet.
在还剩8km的时候我开始祈祷 With 8km to go,I had started to beg.
抛锚 求你了 Run out.Run out now.
但是没有用 But it didn't.
这指针绝对在飙升 That needle is definitely moving.
至此我们开始迫切的希望车不抛锚 Now it had become imperative we didn't run out
撑到我们安全驶过反应堆 until we were well past the reactor.
就在那 There it is.
那就是残存下来的四号反应堆 That is the remains of reactor number four.
真不敢相信 This is unbelievable.
我不想在此刻显得幸灾乐祸 I wouldn't want to appear to be gloating at a time like this,
但是我的油的确还剩两格有余 but I do still have two bars of fuel left.
我却没油了 I didn't.
老天爷 别现在抛啊 Oh,my God!Don't stop now.
结果我陷入了大麻烦 And as a result,I was in serious trouble.
这就是核反应堆工作人员曾住过的地方 This is where the people who worked at the nuclear facility all lived.
现在已经被遗弃了整整28年 Totally abandoned now.It has been for 28 years.
看呐 看那 Look at it.Look at that there.
这绝对算得上是地球上最骇人的场面了 This has to be one of the world's most astonishing spectacles.
我的妈 这地方我见过 Oh,my...I've seen this!
这就是那个游乐场 This is it.This is the playground.
喔 跳了一大段 我觉得是时候赶紧撤了 Whoa,big spike.It is definitely now time to get out of here.
挺住啊 小Up!千万别现在抛锚 Come on,little Up!Don't run out now.
天呐 车冲了一下 Oh,that was...It coughed.
又冲了一下 完了 没油了 That was a cough.It's gone.It's gone.
我都这样了你们还鼓掌 有没有同情心 Why are they applauding that?Why are you applauding?
那你最后是怎么出来的 So how did you get out?
我就在那等着 以为你会回来救 结果你... I waited,thinking you would come and rescue me,which you...
-我没有 因为...-你没有 Well,I didn't,because...No,you didn't.
因为我们都很自私 尤其在那样一座被核污染的城市里 We do leave a man in the field,or in this case,the contaminated city.
-没错 所以我只能走回来 -是吗 那有什么后遗症吗 -有 Yes,so I had to walk.Really?So,any effects?Yes.
我不得不带着两个JJ一起做节目 I've had to present this entire show with two penises.
但我已经连续11年这么干了 But then,I have been doing that for 11 years.
贫吧你就 Funny.
话说回来 还是要说车上 这才是最重要的 Anyway,right,the cars,the important bit.
-没错 而我的嘉年华无与伦比 -我承认没错 -它救了我的命 Yes,and the Fiesta is brilliant.Yes,I know it is.It saved my life.
这也不假 Yes,it did.
话虽如此 但是哈蒙德你别忘了 达西亚可要便宜一万镑啊 Yes,but we must remember,the Dacia,Hammond,is £10,000 cheaper.
那是因为它太烂 Yes,because it's rubbish.
你买一小车因为它便宜 No,but if you buy a small car,you want it to be cheap.
-谁说的 你要的是品质 -其实你想两全其美 No,you want it to be good.Actually,you want it to be both.
这话不假 可是Up!一无是处 Yes,but the Up!is neither.
-听着 梅 你自己说Up!是辆又棒又好用的车 Listen,May,you said the Up!was brilliant and intelligent.
我什么时候说的 When did I say that?
18个月前你给一个杂志写的测评中说的 You wrote it in a road test in a magazine about 18 months ago.
我本来希望你不会看到的 I was rather hoping you wouldn't have read that.
但是我看到了 Yes,but I did read it.
这又一次证明了在这个节目中 So once again,it turns out that on this show,
-我的话是最具有理性和常识的 -是么 I am the voice of reason and common sense.Really?
没错 而Up!正是小车的上佳之选 Yes,and the Up!Is the small car to buy.
但不是这辆 这辆受过辐射 Not that one,though,because that's been irradiated.
那倒是 哈蒙德你现在坐在上边 Yes,actually,Hammond,you are sitting on it,
意味着你有了一个放射性菊花 which means you now have a radioactive anus.
那么随着这条爆炸性的新闻也该说再见了 谢谢您的观看 And on that bum-shell,it's time to end.Thank you so much for watching.
我们下周见 晚安 See you next week.Good night.