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今晚 理查德开了个手套箱 Tonight, Richard opens a glove box,
詹姆斯摆了张苦逼脸 James pulls a face,
而我问了一个重要的问题 and I ask an important question.
你有试过在蛋蛋上涂牙膏吗 Have you ever put toothpaste on your testicles?
谢谢 大家晚上好 Thank you. Hello. Good evening!
非常感谢各位的收看 Thank you very much, everybody.
今晚人真多啊 It is a big crowd tonight.
非常感谢 好了 Thanks very much. Thank you. Now...
去年 德系车三巨头 last year, the big three German car-makers,
奔驰 大众和宝马 Mercedes, Volkswagen and BMW,
都发布了他们的新款小钢炮 all brought out new hot hatchbacks.
鉴于这是一个充斥着购车小贴士的 And since this is a top consumer programme
顶级消费者节目 full of helpful buying advice,
我觉得从中择优是个不错的主意 I thought it would be a good idea to see which one of them is best.
可以肯定的是 绝对不能选奔驰 Well, not the Mercedes, that's for sure.
这就是他们全新的四驱A45 动力强劲 This is the new four-wheel-drive A45 and it's extremely powerful...
驾乘舒适 外形俊朗 extremely nice to drive and handsome as well.
但是却贵得丧心病狂 But it is ridiculously expensive.
这车随便加几个基础的选配就要46,000英镑 This car, with a few options on it, is £46,000 and that,
为一款小钢炮掏这么多钱 这不缺心眼吗 for a hatchback, is idiotic.
这就好比一条沙丁鱼要价100镑 It's like charging 100 quid for a sardine.
“先生 我们这都是上选的沙丁鱼” Oh, it is a very good sardine, sir."
我才懒得管你上不上选呢 "I don't care how good it is.
反正不会花100英镑买一条鱼 I'm not paying 100 quid for a fish.
只要你多少还有点理性 If, then, you have even half a droplet of common sense,
你就会转而考虑这两台车 you will be choosing between these two.
宝马 M135 The BMW M135...
和最新款大众高尔夫GTI and Volkswagen's latest Golf GTI.
它俩定价都在三万镑左右 Both cost around £30,000.
都有三门和五门的版本可选 Both are available with three or five doors.
标配的东西也都十分丰富 Both come as standard with many things.
而且都会像爱丁堡城堡一样经久耐用 And both will be as reliable and as long-lasting as Edinburgh Castle.
你或许会觉得它俩没什么差别 You might think, then, that they are pretty similar.
那就错了 But they're not,
这也是为什么我选择先开宝马 which is why I am in the BMW.
高尔夫配备了一台四缸2.0升 You see, the Golf has a two-litre four-cylinder
涡轮增压发动机 这已经很好了 turbocharged engine and that's very nice.
但是宝马配备的是3.0升六缸涡轮增压发动机 But the BMW has a three-litre six-cylinder turbocharged engine.
更加强劲 And that's even nicer.
没错 高尔夫的确更轻 Yes, the Golf is lighter.
但那不足以抵消90马力的动力差 But that is not enough to offset the 90-horsepower disadvantage.
下面我就通过一个小较量来说明这一点 A point I shall now demonstrate with a small race.
前驱的高尔夫现在依然不愿投降 Front-wheel drive Golf is clinging on jolly well
但其实是在做无谓的挣扎 but frankly, it's pointless.
我想什么时候超他就什么时候超他 I can overtake any time I like.
咱动力在那摆着呢 I have the power.
而且我的变速箱有八个 And I have an eight-speed gearbox
而不是可怜的六个挡位 compared to his paltry six.
看吧 普鲁士贵族 Yes, the Prussian aristocrat
把落魄的人民之车彻底踩在了脚下 is trampling all over the lumpen people's car.
就是现在 赐予我力量 加油 There we go. Power! Come on!
轻轻松松搞定 And there we are in front.
"所以说宝马的新车 真的很快" 'The BMW, then, really is very fast.'
另外 因为这是近三十年来第一款 What's more, because this is the first hot hatchback for
后驱的小钢炮 30 years to have rear-wheel drive,
所以你还可以这么玩 you can do this.
"到这里 宝马可以说完爆高尔夫" 'So far, then, the BMW is running rings round the Golf.
"但在随后最简单的直线加速测试中” 'But I then line them up for a simple straight-line drag race.
"问题来了" 'And there was a problem.
‘还是个大问题’ 'A big one.'
三 Three...
二 two...
一 one!
好声浪 Good noise!
高尔夫简直是挂的倒档 With this in reverse...
"此时我对胜利信心满满" 'At this point, I was feeling confident.
"但就当我达到193km/h的时候" 'But, as I hit 120mph...'
这车简直是 哦 和谐音 This really is... Oh, BLEEP BLEEP!
正如你所见 高尔夫获胜 因为 Yeah, you see, the Golf won that because
这货失控了 this, well, it lost control.
事情就是这样 That's what happened there.
"在这次事故之后 我换了高尔夫来开" 'After this incident, I switched to the Golf GTI.
"然后立马就觉得这车在各方面都要好得多" 'And I decided immediately it was a lot better in every single way.
"不仅仅是因为走直线不会打滑" 'Not only was it able to travel in a straight line without spinning off..,
"更是因为它的这台小引擎" 'but, thanks to its smaller engine,
"相比于宝马来说更为省油" 'it is a lot more economical than the BMW.
"甚至上险都更便宜" 'And a lot cheaper to insure.'
事实上 因为大众给这车装上了一套前向雷达系统 In fact, because Volkswagen has fitted this with a forward-facing
避免了车辆发生低速碰擦 radar system that won't let you have a low-speed crash,
所以新GTI保险等级比上一代低了五档 this GTI is in an insurance group five down from the previous model.
给铅笔刀上险还贵些呢 It would be more expensive to insure a pencil sharpener.
"总的来说 GTI无论是买起来还是开起来都比宝马要便宜" 'So the GTI is cheaper to run and cheaper to buy
"更不用提在直道的表现" 'and much better in a straight line than the BMW.
"但如果需要运送核弹头又该选谁呢" 'But what if you want to transport a nuclear warhead?'
现在这辆大众后备箱里放着的就是一颗核弹头 Well, what we have got here in the boot of the Volkswagen is a warhead.
如你所见 容下它并不费力 And as you can see, it fits perfectly.
但是宝马的后备箱能否装得下呢 But will it fit in the boot of the BMW?
哦 老天 可把我难倒了 Oh, dear. Oh, dearie me.
看到没 这就是后驱的问题 See, this is the problem really with rear-wheel drive.
牺牲空间 It does rob space.
所以你只能这样子开了 So you would have to drive along like that.
一定会引起强烈围观 And somebody is going to notice.
尤其是汉斯·布利克斯(前国际原子能机构总干事) Hans Blick is, for sure.
"而后排空间方面 情况也差不多" 'Things are much the same when it comes to space in the cabin.
"高尔夫的后座可以轻松地坐下三个人" 'The Golf can handle three people on the back seat easily.'
但你要是想在宝马的后座上装三个人 But the only way you're going to get three people in the back
唯一的办法就是锯掉他们的腿 of the BMW is by sawing their legs off with a hammer.
这个方法即复杂又血腥 This is not only complicated and messy
而且还是违法的 至少在英国 but, in Britain at least, it's currently against the law.
骨头锯不下来啊 Come on! The bone!
一条 我觉得还是买高尔夫吧 省事 One... It's probably easier to buy the Golf, really.
"综上所诉 高尔夫不仅比宝马更经济实惠" 'So the Golf is cheaper to buy and cheaper to run
‘而且还更实用’ 'and also more practical than the BMW.'
开起来感觉像詹姆斯·梅放袜子的抽屉 But it's like driving around in James May's sock drawer.
每一样东西都各就各位 Everything is exactly where you would expect it to be.
井井有条 All organised.
蓝色的 棕色的 还有特殊场合穿的粉色的 Blue ones, brown ones, pink ones for special occasions.
"不要因为它的合理 经济 实用" 'Don't think, however, because it is sensible and practical and economical,
"就觉得它很无聊" 'that it's in any way boring.'
你看 排挡杆是高尔夫球形的 Look, the gear lever is a sort of golf ball shape.
英国佬你们看 你们有蒙提·派森 You see, you Englishers, you have ze Monty Python
哈利 保罗 and ze Harry and ze Paul
但我们有这样的幽默感 瞧 but ve have a sense of humour also with this. Ja?
"这还没完" 'There's more as well.
"因为这款试驾车还选配了大众的" 'Because this particular car is fitted with Volkswagen's
"性能套件" 'optional performance pack.
"意味着更好的制动 更高的功率' That means better brakes, more power.
249km/h的最高时速" A top speed of 155mph.
"和一个神奇的前差速器" 'And a trick front differential.'
我们之前也见识过表现不错的前差速器 Now we have seen clever front differentials before
但跟这个完全没法比 but nothing like this.
我现在一脚油门踩死 My foot is hard down now.
通过锤头弯 Coming round Hammerhead.
既没有扭力转向也没有转向不足 And there's no torque steer, there's no understeer...
你能感觉到整个车都被往里拽 You can feel the whole car being dragged in,
拉向弯心 pulled towards the apex.
我之前从没有过这样的感觉 I've never felt anything like it.
一只大猩猩把它开得跟Stig一样快 A baboon could get this around here as fast as the Stig.
"最终我们有了答案" So there we are.
这两辆车之间存在着本质上的差别" These two cars are not the same at all.
"一台在每一方面都很优秀" 'One is brilliant in every way.
‘而另一辆则试图谋杀我’ 'And the other tried to kill me.'
行啊你 Very interesting.
-最佳之选已经很明显了 Plainly the car to have there.
-恩没错 神解读 Oh, yes. Really fascinating.
有几个问题 Just some questions raised.
开门见山 Let's get this straight.
你不喜欢宝马 You don't like the BMW.
因为你自己开不来直线 Because you can't drive in a straight line.
就你还好意思说我 Hark who's talking!
-你说当时开多快 -193km/h How fast did you say you were going? 120mph.
也就跟散步差不多速度 Walking pace, basically.
听着 从它突然侧滑的地点开始算 Listen, from the point where it suddenly snapped sideways for no reason,
到它最终停下 经测量 to the point where it stopped moving, we measured it.
距离长达四百多米 It was over a quarter of a mile.
我觉得要是我就能轻松控制住 I could have held it, I reckon easy.
-就你 -你要承认是你玩脱了 Could you? Look you just aquaplaned.
没错 可高尔夫在同样的赛道和天气条件下 Yes, but the Golf was on the same track in the same conditions
就没打滑啊 and it didn't aquaplane.
高尔夫没打滑是因为你当时没开 Now, the Golf didn't aquaplane because you weren't driving it.
虽然如此 但是 哈蒙德 综合考虑下来 Yes, but, Hammond, all things considered,
高尔夫确实是一辆更好的车 the Golf is a better car.
-真的吗 -真的 我骗你干嘛 Is it? It is, honestly.
它的差速器太强大 The diff in it is remarkable.
众所周知 当你开车过弯时 Because you know when you go round a corner in a car,
车身会呈这种姿态 会有推头倾向 you go like that, yeah? And it wants to push out.
但这台车 你开得越快 越贴近弯角 Well, in this, the faster you go, it comes in.
大众貌似找到了逆转离心力的方法 It's like Volkswagen has worked out a way to reverse centrifugal force.
-所以大众颠覆了科学 -没错 Ah, so Volkswagen have broken science. Yes.
-用差速器 -说对了 With a diff? Yes.
现在 该轮到它们在我们的赛道上一较高下了 And now, we must find out how fast these cars go round our track.
这意味着 将它们交给我们的圈养车手 And that, of course, means handing them over to our tame racing driver.
有人说 他的发型呈帽子状 Some say that his hair is the exact same shape as a hat.
而如果他为CNN工作 And that if he worked for CNN...
绝不会因为收视率惨(皮尔斯·摩根因为收视率被CNN封杀) ..he wouldn't get such pitifully low ratings
而被封杀 that his show got cancelled.
我们都知道 他就是the Stig All we know is he is called the Stig.
出发了 And they're off.
这是本季以来第一次实打实的干地条件 And for the first time this series,it is actually dry.
第一个大直道 First straight.
宝马会不会无故地打转呢 Will the BMW suddenly spin off for no reason?
没有 它成功到达第一个弯角 威武啊 No, it has actually made it to the first corner. Amazing!
两台涡轮增压发动机都喜欢这种干燥的空气 Both turbocharged engines loving this crisp dry air
表现毫不含糊 and no fuss so far.
不知道放的是啥 No idea what that was.
来到芝加哥弯 Right, through Chicago.
高尔夫的牵引力控制无法彻底关闭 Golf's traction control can't be completely switched off.
入弯时你能看见它自动踩下制动 You can actually see it nipping at the brakes on the way in.
而宝马 显然没这么智能 The BMW, of course, just being stupid.
锤头弯 没什么花样 Hammerhead - no real dramas there either
但看高尔夫 没错它神奇的差速器 but the Golf yes, its magic differential
肆意地违背着物理规律 casually twisting physics.
高速弯 没错 宝马挣扎着想要失控 Right, Follow Through and yes, the BMW is trying to spin, of course.
而高尔夫在细微牵引力控制的情况下 The Golf has a nibble of traction control and then,
温顺得像条拉布拉多犬 faithful as a Labrador.
喔 高尔夫的制动灯闪烁 Oh, the Golf brake lights flickering there.
这是牵引力控制的作用 而不是 That is the traction control turning them on, not Stig, who is still
被我黑得火冒三丈的Stig踩的制动 fuming because I said a baboon could drive as fast in the Golf as him.
最后 剩下甘彭弯 Right, just Gambon left.
宝马依旧肆意横行 More hooliganism from the Bimmer.
冲线 And across the line!
-我手上是单圈成绩 -说吧 I have the times here. Come on, then.
宝马... The BMW...
宝马的成绩为1分25秒1 The BMW went round in 1.25.1
比老款在潮湿环境下的圈速 so it is slower than the old version,
还要再慢一些 which did it on a damp track.
真是废渣 So that's useless.
高尔夫GTI用时1分28秒6 And the Golf GTI did a 1.28.6.
-你看 -相差太多 Look at that. That's a lot slower.
-没错 但你看 英朗 梅甘娜RS 福克斯 Yes, yes, yes. But look. Astra, Megane RS, Focus.
-它就该在小钢炮聚居的地方 -宝马真垃圾 It is right where hot hatchbacks should be. This is just stupid.
-大众真牛逼 -接下来说新闻 -没错 This is much better. And now we must do the news. Yes, we must.
但这会有个困难 因为那意味着 Which is difficult, because that means walking over there,
要沿着直线走过去 你会打滑失控的 which is a straight line. You could spin off and lose it.
-谢谢你 哈蒙德 -小心 别摔了 Thank you, Hammond. Don't slip. Careful.
他来了 女士们 先生们 他会成功么 Here he comes. Ladies and gentlemen, will he make it?
今天演播室里面很干燥 Conditions are very dry in the studio today.
-他只剩下一个台阶啦 -闭嘴 -他成功了 Oh, no, he has only got to step to go. Shut up. Yes, he has done it.
我以为你要失控了 I thought you were going off.
那可是条有难度的直线啊 Listen. It is a tricky straight, that.
实际上很容易 因为我的鞋子不是宝马做的 It was easy because my shoes were not made by BMW. Really.
好吧 快说新闻吧 你们两个 Good. Now. Do the news now, you two.
听新闻吧观众朋友们 The news, ladies and gentlemen.
上周哈蒙德试驾了一台6轮的奔驰 Now, last week you saw Richard Hammond driving a six-wheeled
不过你知道他们在很久之前也生产过另外一台六轮车么 Mercedes-Benz but did you know they made another six-wheeled
-想看照片么 -非常愿意 car long before that one? Like to see a picture of it? Love to.
就是这货 Here it is.
好吧 Oh, right.
-他们从来没有提起过啊 Did they not mention this, then?
-你知道么 他们没有 -这太奇怪了 Do you know, they didn't. How odd.
是啊 他们没提过 也许奔驰想让大家记住 It is, isn't it, because Mercedes like to go on
他们的光辉历史 所以才没有提到这个 about their heritage and history and they didn't mention that one.
也许他们不想提的原因是因为站在车上的是希特勒 Well, perhaps they didn't mention it because it has got Hitler in it.
-那不是希特勒 -是他 -不是他 That is not Hitler. It is. It isn't.
不是 制造那台车的时候还没有信号灯 No, that car was built long before indicators were invented
所以他只是在指挥交通 so he is just the to do some hand signals.
那么他当时想要指挥的是什么呢 詹姆斯 What signal is he doing here, then, James?
他在说 搞定第三帝国 He's saying, "Take the Third Reich."
-现场有苏格兰人么 -有 有 Now. Have we got any Scottish people here? Yes! Yes!
你可以出去几分钟么 Would you like to step outside just for the next few minutes? Please.
我们有点事情要谈 关于苏格兰独立的 We've got a bit of a chat. It's about Scottish independence.
我们在最近几周里面听到了很多传闻 It's just that we've heard a lot of talk in recent weeks
关于如果他们选择公投的话 苏格兰会失去什么 about what Scotland would lose if you choose to go on your own
但是没有人谈过英格兰会失去什么 but nobody is talking about what England would lose.
事实上我们会损失很多的东西 And it is actually quite a lot.
因为我们会丢掉北海的石油 Faslane的潜艇基地 Because we would lose North Sea oil, the sub base at Faslane,
所有的流浪汉 天啊 all tramps... Oh, God.
我们还会损失汽车运动史上重要的一页 And we'd also lose a significant chunk of our motoring heritage
我说的不是Hillmans和Tablots and I'm not talking about the Hillmans and Talbots
它们只是在Paisley城外的Linwood工厂生产的 that were made at the Linwood plant just outside Paisley.
我说的是这样的 No, I'm talking about stuff like
苏格兰最好的 不可一世的Argyll the mighty Argyll, Scotland's finest.
哇塞 Wow!
一篇杰作啊 Look at that masterpiece!
你知道么 这台车刚出来的时候 售价和 Do you know, when that car came out, it was the same price
法拉利308一样 但几乎没有人买 as a Ferrari 308... Mm. ..and hardly anybody bought one?
真的么 不过你看看 Really? It is remarkable because you look at that...
那塑料车身 well, plastic body and you know...
还有车门的做工 you just look at the way the door fits.
-绝对是个很有质量的产品 -怎么不是 怎么不是 -好吧 That is a quality product. Isn't it? Isn't it? Oh, yeah.
-它用的什么引擎呢 -这个很有趣 What engine did it have? Ah, now, it's interesting.
引擎方面吧 你可以选择蓝旗亚的 Engine-wise, you could have either an engine from a Lancia,
标致的 雷诺的 还有别克的V6 a Peugeot, Renault, you could have a Buick V6...
基本上取决于这个星期能够在垃圾场遇到什么 Basically, it was whatever turned up in the scrap yard that week.
基本上是这样的 Basically, yes. Planted in there.
事实上 你还可以选择 Well, actually, you could also have it with the option of
涡轮增压的罗孚V8发动机 你猜猜他们一共卖出去多少台 a turbocharged Rover V8 and guess how many of those they sold?
-一台也没有么 -是的 一台也没卖出去 Was it none? Yes, it was none! Absolutely none at all!
我想说的是 苏格兰不仅仅是在超跑方面 And I have to say, it wasn't just supercars
领跑世界 where Scotland was ahead of the game.
他们在电动车方面也是一样 They were ahead of the curve, also, with electric cars
他们曾经制造过一台叫做Scamp的小车 because, way back in the day, they made a little car called the Scamp.
我这里有一张图 I've got a picture of it here.
我了个去 Wow!
好家伙苏格兰人 Great Scott!
这款车时至今日依然美的让人窒息 That still has the power to take your breath away, even today.
-是的 -只不过 这是个很悲伤的故事 It does. Doesn't it just? It's... It's a rather tragic story, though.
这台车是由铝和木材制成 It was made of aluminium and wood and it was going to be sold
我记得他们打算在供电局展示厅里发售 through Electricity Board showrooms, which I remember, actually.
但是当他们把这台车送到政府的实验中心去 But when they took it to the government test centre
准备获取上路证书然后进行销售的时候 to get a road-worthiness certificate before they could put it on sale,
出现了一些问题 there was a bit of a problem.
在其中的一项测试中 一名工程师这样写道 In one test, the government engineer noted -
我把所有的问题都抄下来了 and I've written all the problems, here, down -
车速表坏了 电动机也不工作了 "The speedo broke, the electric motor stopped working,
后门飞了 备胎掉了 "the back door flew open, the spare wheel fell out,
转向系统故障 接着悬挂也断了 "the steering went wrong and then the suspension snapped."
然后就没有然后了 And that was the end of that. Aw!
不过这车看上去还是很有希望的 不是么 And yet it looked so full of promise, didn't it, there?
今天早上 我开着我的奔驰来到赛道 Now, I drove my Mercedes down to the track this morning
最神奇的事情发生了 and, genuinely, the most extraordinary thing happened.
它居然没有着火 It didn't catch fire.
真的 Really?
-詹姆斯 你是开你的熊猫来的吧 -是的 Now, James, you came down in your Fiat Panda, did you not? Yes.
-它着火了么 -我想一下 没有 -真的没有 Did that catch fire? Let me just think. No. Did it not?
-真的没有 理查德 今天你是开着一台租来的车过来的吧 -是的 No, it didn't at all. Richard, the hire car you came down in... Yes?!
-它着火了么 -没有 -真的没有 ..did that burst into flames? No, it didn't. Did it not?
为什么你要租车 Why are you in a hire car?
因为保时捷告诉我 Because Porsche have told me
我不可以再开我的全新GT3了 他们把车回收了 I'm not allowed to drive my brand-new GT3 and they've taken it off me.
这主要是因为 上周我们曾经说过 Oh, is this because, as we mentioned briefly last week,
保时捷GT3有自燃的风险 Porsche GT3s have been bursting into flames
现在保时捷又告诉你不能再开了 and now Porsche have told you you can't drive it any more?
是的 你们两个人就是明知故问啊 Yes, it is and you both know full well that it is!
这就意味着你用不上那副手套了 Well, that means you have no use of those oven gloves,
在这里 上周给你买的手套 which I can see down there, which I bought you last week.
我的保时捷赛车手套 My Porsche driving gloves.
-他们把车带走了 -是的 他们把车带走了 Have they taken it away? Yes, they've taken it off me!
所以你不需要这手套了 不要紧 哈蒙德 So, you don't need those, but it's OK, Hammond,
-因为我又给你买了一件礼物 because I have got you another present.
-太好了 真的么 Oh, good(!) Have you?
是一台为你私人定制的911 No, Hammond, it's a 911 tailored specifically for you.
是么 Is it(?)
就是这个了 你看啊 Yes, here it is. Look at that.
你绝对是世界上最能搞笑的一个人 Oh, you are literally the most amusing man
-他绝对是 -甚至是我 in the whole world. He is. Even I'm...
不要啊 Oh, no!
-看啊 -好吧 我有一副隔热手套 Look! It's OK, I've got on oven gloves.
-快点把火灭掉 -没问题的 Put it out as fast as possible! It's all right.
我恨你 I hate you.
接下来 Right, now, em...
我们国家有很多人 Yes, as we know, a great many people in the country
开始使用一种交通工具 are now starting to use one of these to move about.
它叫做自行车 Now, this is called a bicycle
你从外观上就可以看出它是很危险的 and you can tell just by looking at it that it is very dangerous
自然而然 很多人在和自行车有关的事故中 and, as a result, a lot of people are being hurt
受到了伤害 in cycle-related injuries.
过去政府曾经 In the olden days, the government
通过公益广告来强调这个问题 would have addressed this problem by making a public information film.
他们做了很多公益广告 They used to make them about all sorts of things.
比方说一拉二扣生命不打折扣 还有火车无情勿近铁轨 We had 'Clunk Click Every Trip', not to go near a railway,
不要在岸边嬉戏 not to play near the water...
还有一个让人不要跑的广告 Yes, there was 'Don't Run'.
-他们从来没有说不让跑 -他们说了 -他们没说 They never told us not to run. They did! They did not.
我这就给你看 我们这里有个片段 你看 I shall show you! We've got a clip here, look, watch.
你永远不会知道角落里会有什么 'You never know what's round the corner.
所以不要跑 'So don't run.'
就是这个 这也是我一辈子都在遵循的建议 There you go. Yes... That's advice I have heeded all my life.
你真是把它记在了心里啊 你在那之后就没跑过吧 You really took that to heart! You haven't run since, have you?
当然没有 因为我可能会撞在一块玻璃上呢 Of course not! There might be a pane of glass coming!
不管怎样 现在我们看不到这些公益广告了 Anyway, we don't really get these public information films any more
因为政府削减了预算 所以我和杰瑞米想 because of budget cuts and so on, so Jeremy and I thought,
来帮助骑自行车的人来避免受伤 to help stop cyclists being injured,
也许让公益广告重回人们视野是个好主意 it might be a good idea to bring them back.
所以你们两个要做一个关于自行车的公益广告 So you two are going to make a public information film about cycling?!
是的 Yes, we are, actually.
我们在伦敦的威斯敏斯特议会和一群专家碰了头 We went to see a panel of experts at London's Westminster Council
他们还挺欢迎我们这种 and they said they would be delighted
制作公益广告 if we made a public information film
来避免自行车伤害的想法 which would help cut the number of injuries
这就是 and this is what...
我的想法 走你 ..I came up with. Here we go.
约翰努力工作 这也意味着他买得起车 'John works hard, which means that he can afford to drive a car.
这意味着他每天晚上都可以安全地回家 'That means he gets home to his family safely every night.'
老爹回家啦 Daddy's home!
努力工作 买辆车
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
我认为绝对是个好作品 I think a work of genius, frankly.
-太糟糕了 -才没有 -就是糟糕 -真的没有 That is terrible. It isn't! It is! It isn't!
-绝对是 -绝对是 所以我解雇了他 It is. No, it is, which is why I fired him
然后决定自己来做一条公益广告 and went and had a go at making a public information film on my own.
想到一个绝妙的点子后 'Having come up with a cracking idea,
我聘任自己为总导演 'I appointed myself as director,
聚集了一小队人马 就开工了 'gathered together a small cast and crew, and set to work.'
关键就在于 The whole point of this is...
你要自然一些 并让你有医生范 is to be with you on the swing and try look doctor-ish.
这钢笔恐怕还不够专业 That pen isn't very medical, I'm afraid.
开拍 Action.
非常好 很完美 I love it. Golden! Yeah.
一号机位 再来一遍 First positions, let's go again.
你们能不能在三点转盘上面对面 If you could be opposite each other on this three-pronged arrangement.
张开手臂 在雨中歌唱 Arms out, singing in the rain.
很好 开拍 Good...and action!
荡得很好 不错 我喜欢 Good swinging. Nice. I'm liking this.
我的影片完成后 我和杰里米一起前往市政厅 'When my film was finished, Jeremy and I went to Westminster Council
与专家小组座谈 'to show it to the panel of experts.
这位是克里斯·博德曼 英国自行车政策顾问 'There was Chris Boardman, policy adviser for British Cycling,
马丁·洛 城市交通运输局理事 'Martin Low, City Transport Commissioner
还有 艾伦·肯尼迪 来自英国国家道路安全部 'and Alan Kennedy, Road Safety GB.'
好消息是 我们有两段影片要展示 The good news is, we have two films for you to look at.
-不对啊 只有一个 -不 两个 No, we have one. No, two.
两个呢 There's two.
何不先展示你的呢 Why don't you show them yours first of all,
应该就是那个 which I believe is that one there?
先生们 请放轻松 Gentlemen, if you would like to relax whilst I just...
稍等我插入碟片 insert this in the machine.
长大后 你不再玩孩子的玩具 'You stopped playing with children's toys when you grew up.
但又为什么要骑车呢 'So why ride a bicycle?'
我刚刚漂移了 Oh, I did a skid!
成熟点 买车吧
-你还没搞明白 对不对 太扯淡了 You just haven't got it, have you? Absolutely crazy.
好的 从你们的表情 Well, no, I can see you are disappointed,
我就能看出来 你们有多失望 just in the way you're looking.
詹姆斯 他们对你的作品很失望 James, they are disappointed with your work.
我来给你们展示一段片子吧 May I just play you this one, if I may. Just let me show you this one
我认为改进了刚才的问题 开始了 cos I think this will rectify the problem, which has begun already.
约翰刻苦工作 所以他有钱开车 'John works hard, which means that he can afford to drive a car.
努力工作 买汽车 'Work harder. Get a car.'
太差了 实在很差 不好意思 这 Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Sorry, that's...
这肯定不靠谱 错大了 很差劲 You just got it wrong, so wrong. Dreadfully wrong.
-自行车在哪 -最后 坏了 -广告想传达什么 Where's the cyclist? Mangled at the end. What was the brief?
我们想让骑车更安全 Well, we are trying to make cycling safer
而最好的方法就是不骑车 and we thought the best way to do that is to stop people cycling.
你要传递的信息是 But the message you should be getting across
人们要相互体谅 is that people need to be considerate towards each other.
我觉得他们也不会喜欢我们的海报 I'm not sure they are going to like our poster idea
但我们带来了 that we had as well, but we came up with that.
兰斯·阿姆斯特朗 骑自行车的人不值得信任
确实拼错了 We did spell it wrong.
我想我们是误入歧途了 I think we are going in entirely the wrong direction.
牛头不对马嘴 你和骑行者们聊过没有 Entirely the wrong direction. Have you actually spoken to a cyclist?
好吧 没有 Well, no.
那也许是个好方法 你也可以亲身试一试 Well, maybe that would be a good idea, or even try it yourself.
所以我们穿上骑行服 'And so we put on some cycling clothes
踏上寻觅真相之旅 'and went on a fact-finding trip
环绕亮闪闪的伦敦西区 'around London's glittering West End.'
加油 杰里米 我在你后面 Come on, Jeremy! I'm behind you!
给行人们打个铃 I'll sound my bell for pedestrians.
看那个傻X 他竟然穿便衣 Look at him, he's wearing normal clothing, the lunatic!
你会被撞死的 疯了吧 这样可不行 You'll be killed! You're mad! You will never make it!
喔 我差点撞到那人脸上 Whoo! I nearly hit that bloke in the face.
我们的任务是找出骑行者面临的危险 'Our mission was to identify the dangers that cyclists face
在市区道路上 我们很快发现了一个 'on the city streets and soon we spotted one.'
-詹姆斯 我们必须右转弯是吗 -没错 James, we've got to go right. Right?
-右转弯有危险 -是的 -小心 詹姆斯 There's a lot of peril involved in that. Right... Be careful, James.
这是个巨大的危险 There is great peril.
所以 我们得出了一个解决方案 'So, we came up with a solution.'
如果我们只向左转弯呢 What if we only went left?
真是个不错的提议 That's not a bad idea, actually.
只向左转 也能到你想去的地方 You can still get where you want to go by going left.
那我们这里左转 对吧 So we go left here, yes?
是的 Yeah.
-这里我们又可以左转弯了 -太好了 There is another little left here we can do. Excellent.
-我感觉很安全 -感觉非常安全 I feel perfectly safe. I feel completely safe.
不许右转 这就是骑自行车的要义 No right turns. that's the main thing with cycling.
我估计生还率可以提升85% I reckon it improves your chances of survival by about 85%.
必须的 Definitely.
等等啊 不 我感觉不对劲哇 Oh, hang on. No, I'm not sure that has worked.
我已经第五次看到查尔斯·萨其吃饭了 I've seen Charles Saatchi having lunch five times already.
车座上坐了一小时后 'After an hour in the saddle,
我发现了骑行者的另一个问题 'I discovered another problem for cyclists.'
好颠 坑坑洼洼地 Oh, bump, bump!
这里很颠簸 很不舒服 Really bumpy here and this is deeply uncomfortable now.
要给屁屁做一做护理了 实在是 I've got to do something about my bottom, this is really...
如坐针毡 uncomfortable.
于是我们停在一家自行车商店 'So we stopped at a bicycle shop
一个你能买到特殊膏药的地方 'where, apparently, you can buy special creams.'
-这都是涂抹在屁屁上面的吗 -是的 Are these all to rub onto your bits? Yes, they are.
-很多人这么做？ -是的 我们还有女士专用的 Is that normal? Yes, we even have one for women.
-女人屁屁和男人的不同？ -我猜是吧 Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms? I should think so.
-真的 -对 Are they? Yes.
选好了适当的膏药 'Having selected the correct cream,
我就进更衣室里使用 'I went to apply it in the changing room.'
还不如不用呢 'This made everything worse.'
你有没有过为了找乐子 把牙膏抹在蛋蛋上 Have you ever put toothpaste on your testicles for a joke?
好吧 小时候的确有过 To be honest, yes, I did, when I was a teenager.
-就是这样 我也是的 还记得疼吗 -当然记得 Yes, exactly, so did I. Do you remember the pain? Yes, I do.
-那 就是那种感觉吗 -对 Well... Is that what it's like? Yeah.
詹姆斯很有同情心 'James was very sympathetic.'
我滴妈呀 蛋着火啦 # Goodness gracious great balls of fire! #
越来越疼了 'With the pain getting worse...'
我不得不紧急靠边 '..I had to make an emergency stop.'
我能用一下你的卫生间吗 我的蛋蛋着火了 Please may I use your lavatories? My scrotum is on fire.
你有没有在鸡鸡上抹过牙膏 Have you ever put toothpaste on your scrotum?
私处的问题解决后 我们重新上路 'With my gentleman's area sorted, we got back on the road.'
好了 红灯亮起 Right, so the light just went red,
所以自行车就可以过了 so that means go when you're on a bicycle.
很快我们就找到了有价值信息 'And soon we were picking up valuable information.'
出租车司机 很礼貌 非常感谢 又是一辆 Taxi driver. Very polite. Thank you very much, sir. Another taxi.
太礼貌了 Extremely polite.
谢谢 Thank you.
看哪 你看见没 礼貌地让我先走 Yeah, look at that, you see, he politely let me go.
谢谢 Thank you.
我已经骑了3个小时 I've been riding now for three hours
没有一个让人反感的司机 and not a single car driver has done anything annoying.
你想象的环海德公园的骑行 You'd imagine that cycling around Hyde Park Corner,
也就是我正在做的 which is what I'm doing now, would be...
和戏弄链锯一样危险 as dangerous as juggling chain saws,
但只要你睁着眼睛 有点礼貌 but if you keep your eyes open and you are courteous...
毫无问题 it's fine.
任何车都给我让出6英尺空间 出租车 货车 Every car has given me a six-foot berth, taxis, vans.
所有轿车和小货车都彬彬有礼 Yes, all the cars and vans have been very decent.
毫无抱怨 I haven't got a complaint.
但是 有一种道路车辆 毫不讲理 'But...there was one type of road user who wasn't courteous at all.'
看这个傻X Look at this idiot!
哇啊 我滴神 Whoa! God above!
那辆大巴超我的车 So that bus just overtook me,
所以现在 我必须逆向行驶 so I have to now go on the wrong side of the road and you get...
现在他又突然起步 看见没 And now he's just set off! See?
我被卡在路的另一边 And I'm stuck on the wrong side of the road.
这就是问题 我明白了 公交大巴 These are the problem, I've decided. The buses.
因为所有公交司机都认为 Because all of the drivers think
他们是不折不扣的马路老大 they are literally Lord God Almighty.
-冷血杀手 -总算有个宽点的位置了 It's bloody murder! Now they're giving me a wide berth.
公交车要置我于死地啊 Your bus is going to kill me!
你要杀了我吗 走啊 走啊 You are going to kill me! Keep going! Keep going!
他是个杀人狂魔 这又是一个 But he is a homicidal maniac! And another one!
别 别这样 No, don't do that.
他们为什么要把自行车安排在公交车道上 Why do they put bicycles in the bus lane?!
接下来 为了能圆满收工 'And then, just to round things off...'
哇 不 不 不 不 不 Whoa! Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
你这怎么了 瞧 链子掉了 What are you doing? Look, the chain has come off.
抱歉 Sorry.
我知道 链子掉了我也没办法 -到路边上去 I know! There's nothing much I can do, is there? Go over here.
为什么不能安一种把链条固定住的东西 Why can't they build a machine where the chain stays on?
你的变速器调的都不对 You've got that derailleur miles out of adjustment.
我听不懂你在说什么 什么叫变速器 I don't know what you're talking about. What is a de-rail-eum?
就是拨链条的那玩意 你都把它弄弯了 It's the thing that moves the chain across. You've bent it.
意思是这车的变速箱坏了 So, the gearbox on this is broken?
看来我们得卖了它买架新的了 We are going to have to sell it and buy another one.
修好我的变速器之后 詹姆斯又严厉地给我上了一课 'After James had mended my geranium, he gave me a stern lecture.'
人们骑自行车出事的原因 Bicycles... The reason people have accidents on bicycles
基本上都是什么刹车坏了 is cos of things like the brakes not working,
车轮轴承磨损了 worn out wheel bearings, bad...
这里没调好 那里没调好 这里不够紧 Those out of adjustment, that out of adjustment, this not tight enough.
自行车保养起来其实很简单 It's really easy, bicycle maintenance,
只要三个扳手一把螺丝刀就能搞定 you only need about three spanners and a screwdriver.
实况调查任务完成以后 'With the fact-finding mission over,
我们感觉已经完全融入到了骑手大家庭中了 'we felt we had become fully paid-up members of the cycling community.'
你那里有艺术版块没 Have you got the arts pages?
我觉得 对我们的公益短片来讲 It seems to me, for our public information film,
我们应该做的是吸引坐公交车的人来骑车 what we should do is make cycling attractive to bus passengers
这样我们就不需要公交车了 because then there would be no need for buses.
而公交车才是马路上最大的麻烦 And they are the biggest problem on the road.
不止对于自行车 对汽车也是 没错 Not just for cyclists but also for cars. Yes.
所以如果我们除掉了公交车 同时让人们不再需要公交车 So if we get rid of buses, remove the demand for buses...
路上又多了一条车道 多么两全其美 We get an extra lane. ..everybody wins.
几天后 我们骑着汽车来到Top Gear办公室 'A few days later, we cycled to the Top Gear office
继续讨论有关公益短片的问题 'to discuss some new ideas for our important public information film.'
TopGear 制片办公室
我觉得这幅画是在劝说人们不去坐公交车 I think what that does is it dissuades people from using the bus.
-没错 -但我们在扯淡 -是这样的 -不是 Yes, but it isn't true. It is. It isn't.
明明是的 我坐过一次公交然后我就得了眼炎 It is, I went on a bus once and I got an eye infection.
还有人得了白喉佝偻病或者是坏血病 Some people get diphtheria or rickets or scurvy.
这是胡扯 这么做根本不管用 They do. It is nonsense, it is not going to work.
之后我给杰瑞米展示了我录的东西 'I then showed Jeremy something I'd put together.'
骑友们 大家好 'Hello, cyclists,
今天我来给大家讲解如何保养自行车 'I am here today to talk to you about bicycle maintenance.
让我们从自行车最重要的部位讲起 'Let's start with the most important part of a bike.
你只要转动这个旋钮 'You simply rotate this adjuster
直到刹车皮几乎接触到车圈的时候 'until the brake blocks are almost in contact with the wheel.
锁紧螺母然后再 'Lock it with the nut and then...'
19分钟后
链条和链轮会咬合在一起 '..the chain and the sprockets will grind together.
要确保头碗培林处不要有间隙 'Make sure there is no play in the steering head bearings.
如果有的话 你骑起来会觉得颠颠的 'If there is, if you can feel a little clunk, clunk, clunk...'
你到底讲了多少 How much more is there of this?
确实讲了很多 那讲了多长时间 Well, quite a lot. How long is this?
-58分钟 -神马 整整58分钟的短片 58 minutes. What, a 58 minute thing?!
说实话 我是做了一本公益纪录片 It is more a public information documentary, if I am honest.
恼人的是 詹姆斯其他的点子更糟糕 'Annoyingly, James's other ideas were even worse.'
开拍 Action!
他为什么是希特勒的造型 Why is he dressed up as Hitler?
骑车的人需要穿显眼的服装 Because cyclists need to be visible.
那是耶稣在骑车 Christ on a bike!
詹姆斯你不能这么干 谁说不行 James, you can't do that Yes, I can.
当他把十字架准备好的时候 'As he brought out a cross,
我决定丢下他单干 'I left him alone and went off to work on my own.'
在我实况调查时发现了一个问题 One of the problems I discovered on my fact-finding bike ride
就是行人根本听不到有自行车过来了 around London is that pedestrians simply don't hear bicycles coming.
他们直接从人行道上跨下来 They step off the kerb,
骑车人不得不闪避到公交车道里 the cyclist has to swerve into the path of a bus.
然后各种飚血 动脉喷涌 被轧爆 打官司 简直一场灾难 Blood, artery gush, burst, court case, murder, disaster.
因此 自行车需要更大声点 Bicycles, therefore, need to be louder.
我把一台喷气式引擎安在了这架自行车的后座上 What I have done is attached to the back of this bike a jet engine.
现在行人绝对能听到我了 And now pedestrians can definitely hear me coming.
其他开车的也能听得到 And so can other motorists.
别的国家住在地下洞穴里的人也能听得到 And people in subterranean caves in other countries.
即使是聋子都能知道我在骑车 Even the profoundly deaf would know I was on my way,
他们会感受到一股强烈的气流扰动 they would feel a disturbance in the force.
显然还有另一个好处 Of course, another advantage is,
你不用再费劲踩踏板了 you don't have to do any of that annoying pedalling.
我再一次被我的天才头脑震惊了 Again my genius is staggering me, it really is.
噢 天 没油了 Oh, dear, I am out of fuel.
我把燃料用光了 I have run out of fuel.
现在是这么个情况 That is what's happened now.
该死的 Damn.
仔细想想 这玩意还是混合动力的 Think of it, really, as a hybrid.
我踩啊踩 There we go.
剩下的时间里 我们又尝试了其他主意 'For the rest of the day, we tried all sorts of other ideas.'
走起 Here we go.
这都是一摊什么玩意 这是出了交通事故的骑车人 What's it supposed to be? It's a cyclist after an accident.
我又不能用真人 I couldn't use an actual cyclist, could I?
假设这是两个小环岛 So for example, the double mini-roundabout, OK?
你从这里骑过来 正确的路线是这样走 So you come round here, then it is your right of way going up here.
-但是 -开拍 But... Action!
经过一番极其艰苦的努力之后 'After a great deal of extremely hard work, we ended up with
我们终于做出了几个可以给专家一看的短片 'a couple of films that we could take to our panel of experts.'
在我们放之前 请允许我问一句 Before we show them to you, let me say,
大家都还记得我们之前做的短片吧 do you remember the early public information films from our youth?
它们都因为某些细节做的不好而备受批评 They always picked on some very specific detail.
像不能把毛毯放到抛光的地板上或是不能在电线下钓鱼等等 Don't put a rug on a polished floor or don't fish under
这些都是很小的细节 power lines. They were very tight.
因此我们决定专注在骑车时的细节问题上 And so, we have tried to focus on very specific details
我们希望 额 of cycling that we experience. We hope that erm...
先放这盘 可以可以 This one first? Yes, I think that's... OK.
剪断绿线 上天有眼千万不要剪红色的 'Cut the green wire. For God's sake, do not cut the red wire.
请立即剪断绿色的那根线 'It is imperative to cut the green wire.'
骑行者 红与绿 死都要给我记住
我想说 我觉得我们仍然一点进展也没有 Well, I mean... I'm not sure we're getting anywhere here...
你们到底想通过短片表达什么 What are you trying to achieve with that?
骑车的老是闯红灯 地球人都知道 Cyclists jump red lights, we know this.
大家都看到过 Everybody has seen that happen.
这是骑车的最讨人厌的地方 It is what annoys people most about bicycles.
骑车人要是不闯灯的话 This is making the roads a happier place because cyclists
开车的人心情会好的多 wait like they are supposed to, car drivers aren't infuriated.
骑车人也不会被撞到或是轧爆了 And cyclists don't get knocked off or indeed blown up.
你们根本就没好好听我们的意思 You didn't listen to what we said, did you?
你说要让马路上更和谐 You said we had to make the roads a more harmonious place.
炸飞了的骑车人貌似不能表达这一点 Exploding cyclists doesn't really get that message across.
你们简直在浪费时间 这真是太不着边了 You're really trying to waste our time today because that is way off.
什么 你难道想要他们闯红灯 --不 没有 What, you want them to jump red lights? No, we don't.
我在说你的短片 它所表达的完全不对 I'm talking about that commercial, it is absolutely wrong.
好吧那我们看下一个 请便请便 Well, let's try... Yes. Yes, please.
这个我觉得更合你们的意思 This may be more to your taste then, I think.
我有一个梦想 人生而平等 'I have a dream. That all men are created equal.
马丁路德金博士在他所居住的 'Dr Martin Luther King was shot
孟菲斯的一家旅馆的阳台上遭到枪击身亡 'and killed on the balcony of his motel in Memphis.'
#如果没有天堂# # Imagine there's no heaven... #
甲壳虫乐队的约翰列侬在纽约遭遇枪击并身亡 'The former Beatle, John Lennon, has been shot and killed in New York.'
#尝试很简单# # It's easy if you try... #
耶稣是正义的化身 'The righteousness of Jesus Christ.
他却因为我们的罪孽而死在十字架上 'Jesus died on the cross for our sins.'
正义 不是安全的守护神
还是不行 对么 So this is a no, isn't it?
这样的话 还是回演播室吧 'And with that, it was back to the studio.'
-我们也没办法 -得了吧 So... There is no way... Come on. No.
你们两个彻底玩砸了 So, you two completely cocked it up.
我觉得我的喷气式自行车挺好的啊 I don't know what was wrong with my jet bike.
你觉得在一架自行车上安台引擎 Well, it was a motor on a bicycle
它就成了摩托车了 and therefore it was a "motor" cycle.
-不是摩托车 -它比摩托车好多了 It wasn't a motorcycle, it was superb.
它能骑多快 How fast did it go?
有一次骑到了117km/h At one point I was clocked at 73mph.
这听起来像是摩托车的极速 他是对的 Yes, that does sound like the top speed of a motorbike. He is right,
-谢了 -他说的不对 Thank you. He isn't right.
无论如何 我们最终还是做出了一部短片 And anyway, listen, eventually we did come up with a film which
我们觉得会让那帮专家高兴的 we think will keep that panel of experts happy.
事实上 它会让所有人 Because, in essence, it makes everybody happy
愉悦地团结在一起 and gooey with everybody else.
让我们来欣赏下 Here we go, let's have a watch.
骑车人身上会打湿 会着凉 会累趴 'Cyclists get wet, cold and tired.
他们上班时总带着讨厌的狐臭 'They turn up for work with revolting armpits.
他们穿的骑行服丑到爆 为了防止生疖或是长疮 'Their clothes are hideous, and to prevent boils and sores,
他们还要往屁股上抹药膏 'they have to put gel on their buttocks.
但是因为有几十万人正准备每天都这样不幸的度过 'However, because three-quarters of a million people are prepared
交通会更通畅 'to go through this misery every day, there are fewer traffic jams.
马路会更清净 'The roads are quieter
对我们正常人来讲 'which is good news...
是个好消息 'for normal people.
请给骑车者们留出路边一英寸的空间' Cyclists. Give them an inch
因为他们赠与了你前方一英里的通畅 because they have given YOU a mile.'
搞什么 一英寸 他们最起码需要六英尺 No, an inch? They need 6ft.
不 哈蒙德 这是为了句子通顺 你个白痴 No, Hammond, it is a figure of speech, you idiot.
我总不能说请给骑车者留出1.85米的空间吧 那太荒唐了 I couldn't say, you know, give them 1.85m, that is ridiculous.
事实是 我们解决了骑车者的问题 The fact is, we have solved cycling.
如果电视机前的观众不在看呼叫助产士的话 If people weren't watching Call The Midwife on the other side tonight,
他们今后再也不会遇到和自行车有关的事故了 there would be no more cycling-related accidents.
你的意思是 So, you're saying,
看呼叫助产士意味着缺乏社会责任感 --没错 watching Call The Midwife is now socially irresponsible? Yes. It is.
而且在道德十分败坏 正是 And it is morally wrong. Exactly.
下面又到了明星廉价车环节 Anyway, it is time to put a Star in our Reasonably Priced Car.
我们要做点让你震惊的 And we are going to do something incredible.
因为接下来的几分钟里 Because for the next few minutes,
我们会让你的青春期女儿不再埋头发短信 we are going to stop your teenage daughter from texting.
那是因为今晚的嘉宾 And that's because my guest tonight played
在"绝命毒师"里饰演Jesse Pinkman Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad.
矜持点好吧! 女士们先生们 有请Aaron Paul Stopped already! Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron Paul!
他来啦 He's here.
-你好啊 最近咋样 -还不错 你呢 -How are you? What's up, buddy?-How are you? I'm good, I'm good.
大家好 Hi.
-我爱观众们 -没错 他们很热情 请坐 -I love them. -Yes,this is a big noise. Have a seat.
-好的 -请坐 All right. Have a seat.
-你来这确实有点奇怪 "绝命毒师"并未在 It is strange to have on a guest from a show that was
英国的电视上播出 -没错 never on British TV... Yeah.
-再说你的电影也没上映 -是啊 ..who is now in a film that isn't even out yet. Yeah.
-但是大家都表现得喜大普奔 -我爱你们大家 Everyone is screaming and yelling. I love you all.
我们也爱你 We love you!
咱还是先说电影吧 名字就叫"极品飞车" Let's do the film, if we may. It is Need For Speed. Need For Speed.
故事是关于我扮演的Tobey Marshall It is the story of Tobey Marshall, the guy I play.
因为莫须有的罪名 他蹲了几年冤狱 He spends a couple of years in prison for something that he did not do,
因此他一出狱... so the moment he gets out of prison it's just...
脑子里就盘算着为自己平反昭雪 He is trying to right a wrong, vengeance is on his mind.
他必须要在48小时内驾驶跑车 He has to try and get from the East Coast to the West Coast
从东海岸狂飙到西海岸 in less than 48 hours in a car, a very fast car.
-他开的什么车? -谢尔比野马 What sort of car? It is a Shelby Mustang.
-谢尔比野马? -没错 -这车确实飞快 直线加速可不会出错 Shelby Mustang? Yeah. Well, it can be quite fast, nice straight line.
你应该没问题 You should be able to do that.
这么说 这片子很有我们节目的风格啊 So it sounds like it has got Top Gear written all over it.
是啊 导演想回归老式的技术拍摄 Yeah, he wanted to do a throwback,our director,
就像过去飙车电影的始祖 to films that really started this genre.
比如"警网铁金刚""粉身碎骨""追追追" Like Bullitt and Vanishing Point and Smokey And The Bandit.
当年还没有电脑特效 不能依靠绿屏 Back then they couldn't rely on CG, they couldn't rely on green screen
因此你看到的所有镜头都是实拍 so everything you see in this movie actually happened.
-没用电脑特效? -完全没有 -当真? -嗯 There is no cgi? No cg whatsoever. Seriously? Yeah.
那我们看一段片花吧 Let's have a look at a clip
你看了就明白为什么我不太信了 and you will see why I am looking incredulous. Here we go.
他们夺走我的一切 'They took everything from me.
那些藐视过我的人 'All those who defied me...
终将自取其辱 尊严尽失 '..shall be ashamed and disgraced.
那些向我宣战的人 终将毁灭 'Those who wage war against me...shall perish.
我会获得力量 'I will find strength...
寻得光明 我...会...笑到最后 '..find guidance.And I...will...triumph.'
-那些都是实拍? -没错 后面变得很暴力 That was all for real? Yeah, it's...It gets pretty violent.
那么车子真的在空中翻滚了? So it really did do a roll?
就是那么拍出来的 They actually did those, yes.
-我推断用的是车壳 不是实车 -不是的 I presume these are body shells, they are not actual... No, no, no.
-价值数百万的真车? ..million dollar cars?
我们舍不得...我们把那些超跑视作艺术瑰宝 We don't wanna...We consider those cars a piece of art.
但就算他们造的仿真车一辆也价值30万美元 But the kit cars they built were about 300,000 dollars a piece
说毁就毁了 and they just destroyed them.
确实不可思议 但是请你原谅 That is unbelievable but forgive me,
我必须说两句关于绝命毒师的 I have got to get on to Breaking Bad.
行啊 Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
这边有人一脸迷茫"绝命毒师是个啥" There's quite a few puzzled faces going, "What is Breaking Bad?"
这位就是剧中的Jesse Pinkman This is Jesse Pinkman.
据我了解 As far as I am concerned,
我正在访谈史上最伟大的冰毒贩子 I am now talking to the world's greatest crystal meth salesman.
没错 Yes, I am.
给没看过的科普一下 For those who don't know,
这剧讲的是一位身患癌症的化学老师 it was about a chemistry teacher who meets a delinquent,an ex-pupil.
遇到了曾经是自己学生的混混 于是他想 He's got this guy, he has been diagnosed with cancer
"我可以做冰毒挣药费啊 and he thinks, "To pay for my treatment I will start making
正好我还是教化学的呢" "crystal meth cos I am a chemistry teacher."
故事就从这儿开始 And the series runs from there.
-我们国家没有冰毒 -那挺好啊 We don't really have crystal meth in this country. That's great.
-那你知道什么是冰毒吗? -不知道啊 What is crystal meth, do you know what it is? No, not really.
我制毒贩毒六年多了 I have been making it for the past six years
都不知道它是啥 它就是一种糟糕的可怕的毒品 and I have no idea what it is. No, it is just a terrible, awful drug.
缠上你就不放手了 It just grabs a hold of some people and just doesn't let go.
你知道我最喜欢它的哪一点吗?那些严谨入微的细节 Do you know what I loved about the show? It is the detailing in it.
-想想你们用的那些车 -都是谁选的? -没错 确实挺惊人的 And the cars you all drove. Yes, they are incredible. Who chose those?
都是Vince Gilligan的功劳 It was all Vince Gilligan.
他是这部剧的创造者 He is the creator of the show,
他对细节的追求特别严格 his attention to detail is just incredible.
有个长达两小时的讨论很有名 There is this famous conversation he had for two hours about the certain
内容是关于Skyler的脚趾甲油该用哪种红色 colour of red nail polish that was going to go on Skyler's toenails.
他要给每个角色选合适的车 因为Walter是化学老师 He was going to get the cars right because Walter,
所以安排他开Pontiac Aztek who is the chemistry teacher, has a Pontiac Aztek. Yes.
尽管没在英国上市 但它可能是世上第一烂车 Never been sold here but it was probably the worst car.
它看着就挺可悲 你瞧瞧 多苦逼 It is just such a sad car. Look at it. Look at that, it is just so sad.
这车就预示了主人公的命途多舛 It is a sign that your life has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
你的车也很有意思 It was interesting with you
-你最早开的是雪弗兰 蒙地卡罗? -没错 because you started out with a Chevy Monte Carlo, wasn't it? Yes.
那时候你还是个小混混 When you were a delinquent.
随着生意越做越大 But when you became more and more successful,
你开上了丰田Tercel switched to the Toyota Tercel.
就是它 Look at that.
杀青的时候我很想留下它呢 I actually wanted that car so bad when we wrapped.
-你如愿了吗 -没有 他们不同意 -为什么 Were you able to keep it? No, they didn't allow me to take it. Why not?
它最多值32刀 It is worth 32 dollars.
确实很惊人 但我就是很喜欢 That is shocking, but it is that attention to detail which
你们对细节的追求 真的 I absolutely adored, I really did.
还有更多关于绝命毒师的问题 我想很久了 Now, more questions about Breaking Bad, which fascinates me.
是关于美国电视行业的 我们知道竞争很残忍 About American television. We know that US networks, they are brutal.
一分钟前 One minute...
你还有个访谈节目 You've got a chat show... Um...
-你说谁啊 -你知道Piers Morgan那事吗 Who are you talking about? Did you know Piers Morgan? Oh, yeah! Yeah.
-我就觉得你在说他 I had a feeling you were talking about him.
我是说 美国的电视网如此残忍 Where I was going, really - you have got these US networks,
我估计绝命毒师可能只能拍一季 presumably Breaking Bad was only ever going to be one series.
为了试试反响 当然只预订一季 -没错 They would have only commissioned one, to see how it works? Yeah.
HBO,Showtime等等所有电视网都不看好绝命毒师 Every network passed on Breaking Bad initially. HBO Showtime, everyone.
-只有AMC给了机会 -预订一季? And then AMC decided to give it a shot. With one series?
只有一集 而这之后他们还要视情况而定 With one pilot. And then they had to see how that was, how it turned out.
要知道 能继续播出都很幸运了 I mean, we were lucky we even stayed on the air because our ratings
当时的收视率可不高 还好剧评家挺支持的 weren't that great.But the critics loved us. So...
不 你们的剧很烧脑 高智商作品 No, it was very clever. Absolutely brilliant.
-谢谢 -再说你生活中的车 不是Tercel吧 Thank you. Now, your cars in real life - not a Toyota Tercel?
我记得第一台也是丰田 You started out with a Toyota,I believe?
没错 我最早开的是82年款卡罗拉 I did, I started out with an '82 Toyota Corolla.
-它挺漂亮的 -真的咩 -车漆是褪色金 It was beautiful. Was it? Faded gold.
一下雨 Any time it rained,
后备箱就灌满了水 还是手动挡 the trunk would fill up with water, stick shift.
但我挺爱它的 But I loved that car.
-之后我买了丰田4Runner -情况不妙啊 And I bought a Toyota 4runner.It's getting worse.
-再之后我买了辆经典车 -是什么? And then I bought an old classic car. OK, which is?
65年的谢尔比眼镜蛇 A '65 Shelby Cobra.
真的吗 Really?
我们可以 展示一下 谢尔比眼镜蛇 We could have... You know, you see... The Shelby Cobra...
在这呢 确实很..是你在开啊! -那就是我的车 Oh, there it is. That is actually... that is you in it! That is my car.
这是我的休闲车...只在周末沿着海岸线驾驶 I only take it... It is my weekend car, I take it along the coast.
如果把它开进停车场 会吵得别的车响警报 But if you are driving in a parking lot, it sets off the alarms.
-我喜欢那么做 -很好玩啊 I love doing that. It's great. It's fantastic.
确实挺棒 They are absolutely fabulous.
我女儿现在要抓狂了 My daughter is going to be mental now,
因为她最爱的演员坐在她最爱的车里 because that is her favourite car and her favourite actor driving it.
-我爱你闺女 -好吧 I love your daughter. Yeah.
不 你不能爱 No, you don't. Um...
那么 你来当嘉宾 Right, now.Obviously you came down here...
我觉得挺大胆的 This is ballsy, I've got to say,
因为你得跑圈 压力会很大 because you have come down here to do your lap, which is quite brave.
大家还是看看吧 挺有意思的 Yeah. Let's see how I did. I mean, I don't know. It was fun.
一起看看那圈吧 Shall we have a look at the lap?
放录像 Here we go.
起步挺野蛮的 Wow, that is a brutal start.
还好吧 我不想得最后一名 All right,I just don't want to get last.
我的目标多高 别当最后就行 Setting high goals for myself. Not to get last.
不会的 你是今年第一个干圈成绩 No, it's OK, because for the first time ever this year,
天气终于好了 the weather is good.
抓地不错啊 That thing does grip well.
还不错啊 It's OK, it's OK. Yeah.
-加油啊 -舌头伸出来了 Come on. Tongue out.
-走线很不错 -谢谢 Oh, that is a very good line around there. Thank you.
-很不错 -吓人的锤头弯 我讨厌它 Very nice. The dreaded Hammerhead,I hate this turn.
-确实是一脚狠刹 -是啊 That is heavy braking you are giving it there! Yeah. Well, you know.
过弯一点也不拖泥带水 Oh, that is very,very neat and tidy.
加油啊 你个... Come on, you...
碧池! ..bitch!
我们猜到了! We knew it!
你跑圈时肯定会说那个词的! No way were you going to get round the lap without saying THAT!
更舒服的走线 避开了弯心 Ooh, the comfortable line,missing the apex.
倒数第二弯.. Second-to-last corner,this catches...
走线精准到位 Well, that was absolutely bob on.
甘邦弯 又是完美走线 Now, Gambon, again kissing everything perfectly
冲线啦 and you cross the line!
来看成绩吧 Well, now.
这些都是湿地成绩 These are the wet times.
你不可能在最下面 因为Jack Whitehall 求神救他 You will not be last,because Jack Whitehall, bless him,
他从没开过车 因此你肯定比他快 he had never driven before. So you will not be lower than him.
-好吧 -那么你觉得你在哪个位置 -不知道啊 OK, good. So, where do you think you came? I have no idea.
我应该比James Blunt快 -他是1分49.4秒 I want to be above James Blunt. James Blunt was 1.49.4.
他当时是FW 意为"究极湿滑" That is FW, which stands for flipping wet.
所以你肯定也比他快 So you are definitely going to the above him.
你还是靠谱点吧 So come on, be reasonable.
我倒是很想当第一 但是.. I mean, I would like to be towards the top, but...
-那可是1分45啊 -我没把握 That is the 1.45 region. Yeah. I mean, I don't know...
我差点说成 Do you know, I was just about to say,
"好的Jesse Pinkman.."不过我不会的 "Well, Jesse Pinkman..." But I won't.
Aaron Paul 你的成绩是1分 Aaron Paul. Yes. 1...
40 forty...
..4...
.7秒 Oh! ..7.
最快单圈诞生了 That is the best we've ever had!
第一名 Number one.
-抱一个 -太棒了 Come here. Yes! Wow!
小子 成绩不错啊 That's good. Good man.
目前最快的Astra单圈成绩 The fastest man ever to take the Astra around the track.
太棒了 各位掌声欢送 Aaron Paul That's amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron Paul!
这下他可要招人恨了! Now, that is going to take some beating!
这就是价值65万英镑的保时捷918 This is the £650,000 Porsche 918.
这车快的令人发指 It is insanely fast.
而且被各种高科技武装到了牙齿 当然最重要的是 它是混合动力 It's rammed full of technology and most importantly, it is a hybrid.
从每个角度来说 都和杰里米几周前爱上的 In many ways, then, exactly the same as the McLaren P1 that Jeremy
迈凯轮P1是一模一样的 fell in love with a few weeks back.
最大的问题就是 这车会更好么 The big question, though... Is it any good?
不可能 No!
杰里米测试P1时 他把P1带到了比利时的斯帕赛道上 When Jeremy tested the P1, he took it to the Spa racetrack in Belgium.
而我的F1赛道虽说没有那样的血统 My F1 track may not have that pedigree,
但这个地方 至少太阳落山后狂飙的快感还可以继续 but at this place, at least the fun doesn't stop when the sun goes down.
阿布扎比赛道也因为那条1.2公里长的大直道而出名 The Abu Dhabi circuit is also famed for having a 1.2km straight,
是F1赛道中最长的一条 one of the longest anywhere.
正好适合首战 Seems like a good place to start.
闹点动静吧 Let's make some noise.
哦 天啊 我不会呼吸了 Oh, that is breathtaking!
哦 哈哈哈 Oh, ha-ha-ha!
9000转了 9,000rpm.
梆 Boom!
耶 Yee-nar!
这速度真快 Big speed!
280km/h 280.
减速 Braking...
哦 这感觉... 这加速前所未有 Oh, that is... That is acceleration unlike anything else.
我知道P1速度起来之后杰里米直接脑子炸掉 I know Jeremy's head was blown off by the speed of that P1,
但我绝对不信P1能感觉比这还快 but I absolutely cannot believe that it felt any faster than this.
P1绝对不可能 It can't have done.
与迈凯轮一样 918也同时装载了一台汽油引擎 'Like the McLaren, the 918 has a joint strike force of petrol engine
和电动机一起工作 'and electric motors working together.'
电动马达在起步时给车非常多的动力输出 It's that electric power that gives it so much punch off the line.
我在引擎转速800rpm的时候就会有将近700N*M 只有800转哦 I have 500 foot-pound of torque at 800rpm. 800!
法拉利458在任何转速下都不可能有700N*M The 458 doesn't have 500 torques at any rpm.
这可是怠速转速 就像短跑健将才从起床 It just wakes up, it's like a sprinter falling out of bed
就直接赶去破世界纪录一样 and going straight into a world record
与此同时其他人还一边吃着玉米片 while the others are eating cornflakes
一边想着去拉个粑粑 and thinking about having a poo.
发动机通过顶置的排气管发出的声音听起来 'The petrol engine, which sounds ungodly through those
有种人神共愤的感觉 'top-mounted exhausts,
是一台612匹马力的4.6升V8 'is a 612 horsepower 4.6 litre V8.'
至于918和P1动力的和性能话题 On the topic of power and performance,
两家粉丝能在贴吧里吵上一整天 the 918 and the P1 can trade punches all day long.
918的极速比不上P1 350km/h对340km/h The 918 can't match the P1's top speed, 218 compared to 211.
但是我2.6秒的0到100成绩要比P1弱弱的2.8秒快上一截 'But I get to 60 quicker. 2.6 seconds to his sluggish 2.8.'
我轮上有875匹马力 P1有903匹 但是我的扭矩更大 I've got 875 brake horsepower and the P1 has 903, but I've got more torque.
就这样一样一样比下去 好比是金刚VS哥斯拉 And on and on and on it goes. It's King Kong versus Godzilla.
但是在有些地方 'There are some areas, though,
918确实可以把P1打的满地找牙 'where the 918 definitely has the P1 on the ropes.
她可以回收刹车产生的能量 'It can retrieve energy generated by braking
并把回收的能量重新储存到电池里面 'and feed it back into the batteries.
车顶也可以掀开 这样你就可以享受一下敞篷巡航的快感了 'The roof lifts out so you can enjoy some open-top cruising.
在车内 你能得到真正的人文关爱 'And inside, you get some actual creature comforts,
例如电动调节座椅和11个扬声器的音响系统 'like electric seats and an 11-speaker sound system.
在P1上面这些东西你都没有 'You don't get either of those on a P1.'
我不想招恨 但兄台你看 手套箱哦 I am not one to gloat, but hello, glove box, yeah?
还有这个中控台 从这里我可以控制上面的屏幕 And then this centre console, from where I can control the top screen.
能干很多事情 That does many things up there.
另外在下面这个触控屏幕上有 And then over 800 functions can be controlled
超过800种功能可供选择 from the touch-sensitive screen down here.
也许我能上网 Maybe I can go online
给杰里米订一套扳手去调节P1的座椅位置 and order Jeremy a set of spanners to adjust the seat on his P1.
先搜下"复古风" Look up "old-fashioned" for me.
除了配置丰富的车载娱乐系统外 'In addition to the wealth of on-board amusements,
918也有很多驾驶模式可供选择 'the 918 also has many driving modes.'
现在 我正在以纯电模式行驶 Right now, I am in fully electric mode.
我可以这样子悄无声息的开上30公里 And I can whisper around like this for 18 miles,
比P1的10公里远多了 compared to the P1's seven.
但如果我摁下这个 我可以选择混动 But if I go down here, I can select hybrid.
这就允许车从发动机和电动机当中 And that allows it to alternate between petrol
选择最经济的方式进行转换 and electric in the most efficient way.
或者我们可以选择运动模式 这样就全靠发动机了 Or we've got sport mode, where we have petrol power all the time.
但既然我在赛道上 那咱就玩开了 But, I'm here on this racetrack, so let's go one further.
开启赛道模式 Put it in race mode.
现在发动机就像是长机 'Now the petrol engine is top dog.
电动机就像是僚机 伴它左右 'The electric motors are acting as its wingmen.'
让我们尽情的去劈弯吧 It's time to attack some corners.
咆哮吧! Hell's bells!
这抓地! That grip!
神啊 这车过弯的感觉 我想说 稳! God, this thing corners - and I mean it - flat!
相当的稳 Totally flat.
一点都没有杰里米测试P1时提到的 And there is none of that bottom-clenching terror Jeremy
菊紧的恐惧感 talked about in the P1.
一方面是因为P1是后驱车 'Partly, that is because where the P1 is rear drive only,
但918是四驱和四轮转向 'the 918 has four-wheel-drive and four-wheel steering.'
我想本质上是这个样子的 I think in essence yes,
P1 更像是战斗机飞行员 更靠直觉 the P1 is more a proper fighter pilot, seat-of-the-pants staff.
这台就显得文明多了 This is altogether more civilised.
但这并不是说这台车会很闷 因为她一点也不闷 But that does not mean it's boring, because it just isn't.
车尾活泼的好像是一台后驱车 The back end crates away like a rear-wheel-drive car.
哈哈哈 Ha-ha-ha!
多棒的一台车啊 What a thing!
尽管918比P1更成熟 'But even though the 918 is more grown-up than the P1,
依然可以做出一些让人兴奋的成绩 'it can still boast some pretty exciting achievements.'
事实说明 The fact is,
这个车在纽北的成绩是6分57秒 this car has lapped the Nurburgring in 6 minutes 57 seconds.
这个成绩比任何量产民用车都要快 That is faster than any other road-legal production car.
让我们对比一下 To put it into context,
为速度而生的LFA成绩是7分14秒 a hard-core Lexus LFA did it in 7 minutes 14 seconds.
东瀛战神GTR也比她慢了快半分钟 The mighty Nissan GTR was almost half a minute slower.
至于P1 迈凯伦声称其可以做到7分钟以内 As for the P1, McLaren are saying it has gone round in under
但是他们没有说明几分几秒 seven minutes, but they're not saying an actual time.
不知道唉 可能是他们把写着圈速的纸条弄丢了吧 I don't know, maybe they lost the piece of paper it was written on.
或者其他原因 Or something.
随着阳光的降临 我锁上门 'With daylight coming, I locked up,
把钥匙放在门垫下 'left the keys to the circuit under the mat
进城去买早餐 'and went in search of breakfast.
带着对这台无与伦比的机器的敬畏 'Full of awe for this incredible machine.'
虽然这台875匹马力4.6升的V8听起来... Here I am with 875bhp, a 4.6 litre V8 that sounds...
是这样 ..like that.
但二氧化碳的排放量也比丰田普锐斯还要低 And yet the CO2 emissions are lower than a Toyota Prius.
当然了 比P1要低很多 And certainly, much lower than a P1.
我明白 这些都围绕着一个更重要的成就 I know, this is just all round a more impressive achievement.
那就是918的时代意义 It is more of its time.
换句话讲 To put it another way,
迈凯伦对混合动力的应用 保住了超跑的今日 McLaren have used hybrid technology to liven up a supercar today.
保时捷却保住了超跑的明天 Porsche have used hybrid technology to save the supercar for tomorrow.
这是一台值得大书特书的车 This is an important car.
嗯 就是这样 Oh, yeah.
-我很好奇她为啥没着火 -闭嘴 -There it is. I'm amazed it didn't catch fire. -Shut up.
先别管那些 你听好了 哈蒙德 Never mind that.Now, listen, Hammond.
在短片里 你提到开918的时候不会有 In that film, you said there is none of the bottom-clenching terror
开P1时那种菊紧 你怎么知道的 when you drive this that you get in a McLaren P1. How do you know?
你根本就没开过P1 You haven't driven a McLaren P1.
我知道是因为那天你开过P1后 I know that because after you had driven the McLaren P1,
你自己说的那天是菊花一直紧的一天 you said it was a day of bottom-clenching terror.
没错 是有点 I did, a bit.
但那天瓢泼大雨 我还在斯帕赛道上狂奔啊 But I was driving in the pouring rain at Spa.
而你在骨头都晒干的阿布扎比 You were in Abu Dhabi, bone dry,
而且12公里缓冲区 把整个赛道都包起来了 and with eight mile run-offs on all the corners.
事实是 918的动力输出控制的要比P1好吧 The fact is, the 918 can handle its power better.
就她这点动力 Its dribble of power.
她所谓的动力也就勉勉强强能挪走自己 It has barely got enough to get out of its own way.
那你又是怎么知道的?你也没开过918啊 And how do you know that? Because you haven't driven the Porsche.
因为保时捷不让我开啊 Because Porsche won't let me.
是啊 因为他们知道 詹妮弗 你连直线都开不好 Yes, because they know, Jennifer, you can't drive in a straight line.
-大家都知道的 -至少我没喜欢到写书的地步吧 -We've seen it. At least I didn't write a book about it.
-还趁机占便宜 -淡定 淡定 淡定 -And try to milk the moment. -Enough, enough, enough.
要不咱就这么解决吧 Let me interrupt with the solution to all this.
因为今年年中 我们期望会有 Because later on in the year, hopefully, we are
一期 Top Gear 的特别节目 going to make a special Top Gear programme.
到时候 理查德和詹妮弗 One in which Richard and Jennifer bring the Porsche 918
把918和P1带到我们的赛道上来 and the McLaren P1 down to our track
到时候我们就知道谁是最快的了 and we will see which is the fastest.
这是个好主意 Should be quite good, actually.
理想情况下 大概6、7 月份我们就能 Hopefully, we will be able to put together
把节目录完 June, July sometime, around then.
这基本上就是英格兰VS德意志嘛 And it'll basically be England versus Germany.
但在那之前 从下周开始 But before then, in fact, starting next weekend,
我们会播出全新的两集版 Top Gear 圣诞特辑 we have our all-new, two-part, Top Gear Christmas special.
-嗯 有点点晚了 对此深表歉意 -是啊 稍微晚了点 -Yet, it is a bit late, we're sorry. -A bit late, yes.
-其实是复活节特辑啊 - 管他呢 -It's an Easter special. - Whatever.
我们三个人将在桂河上面架设一座桥 (二战中桂河大桥是在日本人逼迫下的英军俘虏所修建的 后被炸毁) The three of us are told to build a bridge over the River Kwai.
但是第一步 我们先要到那里 But first, we have to get there.
这意味着我们将驾驶着花几百块从网上买来 And that means driving all the way across Burma in lorries that we
从未亲眼验过货的卡车穿越缅甸 bought from the Internet unseen for a few hundred quid.
今天 我们的节目 And on that BURMA-shell...
就以这条缅甸消息结束了 There it is. ..it's time to end.
感谢您的收看 祝您晚安 Thank you so much for watching. Good night.