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Regis Philbin 美国知名脱口秀主持人
然后 Regis就直视着镜头说 And then Regis looked right into the camera, and said,
"赶快把该死的艾美奖颁给她" "Just give her the damn Emmy already."
美国肥皂剧天后Susan Lucci的昵称
不 说的是La Lucci 他没说"她" No, La Lucci, he didn't say "Her,"
他说"赶快把该死的艾美奖颁给La Lucci" he said, "Give La Lucci the damn Emmy."
对对对 是La Lucci Right, right, right, La Lucci.
模仿一下 模仿一下Regis Do it. Do Regis.
赶快把该死的艾美奖颁给La Lucci "Give La Lucci the damn Emmy already."
再模仿一下Regis发现自己只能活一个星期的样子 Now do Regis finding out he has a week to live.
Grace 不 太不厚道 Grace, no bad taste.
而且我还得找点时间练习一下 And I need some time to work on that one.
你今天去找公寓了吗? So you're seeing apartments today?
模仿一下吃了太多瓜的Regis Do Regis after he's had too much melon.
- 你在拖延 - 没有 - Stalling. - Not stalling.
Grace 你根本就没去看公寓 Grace, you haven't even been looking at apartments.
才不是这样 看 那儿就有一间 So not true. Look, there's one now.
那儿有 那儿也有 There's one and there's one.
Danny一周之后就回来了 Danny gets back to town in a week.
你得从他的公寓搬出来 You need to move out of his apartment,
离开那个"前男友之地" and away from "Ex-boyfriend land."
- 我讨厌"前男友之地" - 那就全新开始 - I hate "Ex-boyfriend land." - So start fresh.
Michael离开我之后 我完全换掉了整个公寓 When Michael left me, I completely changed the whole apartment.
Will 你的公寓根本就没变 Will, your apartment is exactly the same.
重点是 你需要一个新住处 The point is, you need a new place.
你这是站着说话不腰疼 低租金先生 It's easy for you to say, Mr. Rent Control
公园景致先生 完美公寓先生 Mr. View-of-the-Park, Mr. Perfect Apartment.
天啊 Oh my God.
我怎么不搬去跟你住呢? Why don't I move in with you?
- 哇哦 - 怎么样? - Wow! - Huh?
不行 因为我已经答应Jack和我住了 Can't, because I promised Jack he could stay with me.
他的地板铺完就走了 说什么呢 这主意多棒啊? Just till his floors are done. Excuse me? How brilliant is this?
我爱你 你爱我 事实上 I love you, you love me, and I love the fact
我也爱自己不用再假装找公寓 I won't have to pretend I'm looking for apartments.
好吧 让我考虑考虑 Okay, let me think about this.
不行! No!
我爱你 但是这样不行 Grace I love you, but no, no, Grace,
我们应该有各自的住处 we need to have our own apartments.
- 为什么? - 因为 我们都是成年人 - Why? - Because, we're grown-ups.
难道不是吗? Aren't we?
发生了什么? 我们刚才还很开心 What just happened? We were having fun,
我们在模仿Regis we were playing Regis,
然后突然间我就得长大成熟 自己找住处 and suddenly I'm supposed to grow up, get my own place,
- 还要交房租? 我讨厌你 - 不 你不讨厌我 - and pay bills? I hate you. - No, you don't.
这样 我得去工作了 你必须得开始 Look, I gotta get to work, and you have got to start looking
找新公寓了 for a new apartment.
走 走 走 你这个老大人 Go. Go, you big grown-up.
"什么叫我只能活一个星期了?" "What do mean I only have a week to live?
"那我怎么跟Gelman说?" What am I gonna tell Gelman?"
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翻译 Sueno 时间轴 涛米鬼怪
第一季 第二集 生活新契约 S01E02 A New Lease On Life
校对 编号 Water
特效 编号 压制 Water
♪ Eydie Gormé - Blame it on the Bossa Nova ♪ 六十年代热单
♪ 噢 一切都是从一点点舞步开始 ♪ ♪ Oh, it all began with just one little dance ♪
♪ 但用不了多久 就会浪漫无比 ♪ ♪ But soon it ended up a big romance ♪
♪ 全怪巴萨诺瓦吧 ♪ ♪ Blame it on the Bossa Nova ♪
♪ 爱情之舞 ♪ ♪ The dance of love. ♪
我自己做的 风干什锦小吃 I made it myself. It's a dry snack mix.
我叫它 "蒜香爵士" I call it "Garlic jazz."
我觉得你会喜欢 但如果你不喜欢 I think you might like it, but if you don't,
♪ 全怪巴萨诺瓦吧 ♪ ♪ Blame it on the Bossa Nova ♪
别闹了 别逗我 你够让我烦了 Knock it off. Don't make me laugh. You're bugging me.
好吧 我怎么让你烦了? Okay, how am I bugging you?
比如把"蒜香爵士"抛洒在我四千美元的沙发上? How about projectile "Garlic jazz" All over my $4,000 sofa?
每次提起这沙发你都往上加一千 Each time you describe the sofa you add another thousand.
你就非得一直让鸟儿飞在笼子外? Must you always let that bird out of it's cage?
嘿 海阔凭鱼跃 天高任鸟飞 Hey, birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim.
♪ Billie Holiday- Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man ♪ 同样出现在本季16集中
Will要放松 Will's gotta lighten up.
不好意思 Jack 我没睡够 Sorry, Jack, I didn't get much sleep.
你打电话打到凌晨四点 You were on the phone till 4:00am.
隔三个房间之远都能听见你滔滔不绝 I could hear you gushing three rooms away.
实话告诉你 我当时正敞开心扉 For your information, I was having a heart-to-heart call
和真正关心我的人通话 with someone who actually cares about me.
电话牛郎是不会关心你的 Nobody actually cares about you at Dial-a-Dude.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
那电话每分钟2.99美元呢 It's $2.99 a minute.
难道就不值了 And so not worth it.
Jack McFarland 你是个让人抓狂的室友 Jack McFarland, you are a frustrating roommate.
你打电话很贵 但你却从不付账单 You make expensive phone calls, but you don't pay the bills.
你吃得很多 但你却从不做饭 You eat a lot, but you never cook.
你穿着女仆装 但你从来不打扫房间 You put on a maid's uniform, but you never clean the house.
好吧 这是怎么了? 眉毛竖这么高是怎么了? Okay, what is this? What's with the vertical eyebrows?
- 你跟Grace吵架了? - 没有 我们没吵 - You and Grace get in a fight? - No, we did not get in a fight.
她想搬来和我住 我说不行 She wants to move in. And I said no.
我可能有点不通情达理了 And I might have been a little insensitive.
我嘴里都是"蒜香爵士"味吗? Do I have "Garlic jazz" Breath?
对啊 我差点忘了 话题永远得围着你转 That's right, I forgot, it's always about you.
你这么生气干嘛? Why are you so angry?
为什么不告诉我到底怎么了? Why don't you tell me what this is really about?
哦 天啊 Oh my God.
你爱上我了 是不是? You're in love with me, aren't you?
你闻到糊味了吗? Do you smell toast?
我怀疑是你脑子烧坏了 Because I think you're having a stroke.
我的意思是 你是个房产经纪人[realtor] All I'm saying is, you're a realtor.
我们得现实[real]点 Let's get a little real.
谁能付得起... 别 别 别... Who can afford-- no, no, no...
请别挂电话 对不起 don't hang up, please. I'm sorry.
我会让助理把申请表传真过去 I'll have my assistant fax over the application.
这下得赔上一篮松饼钱了 It's gonna cost me a muffin basket.
天啊 我已经有这件了 Oh my God, I already have this.
好吧 现在有两件了 Well, so now I have two.
我可以到我姐姐那住几个月 I could live with my sister for a few months.
要那样的话我都能忍受竹签刺指甲了 I could also shove bamboo under my fingernails.
这件就是那种 "我买故我有" Now this is something, "I got it so I'll have it.
"也许我会穿 也许不会穿" And maybe I'll wear it, and maybe I won't."
没准我还真会穿 But maybe I will. Whoop!
上个月 我有未婚夫 一个两居室公寓 Last month I had a fiance, and a two-bedroom apartment.
这个月 孑然一人 无所归处 Next month, single and homeless.
步入"正轨" Right on track.
哦 这件还不错 Okay, now this is just fun.
是那种可以穿去海边鸡尾酒会的 It's "Beach, cocktails with the Pearlmanns,
性感迷人 魅力四射 kicky little blouse, cheeriness."
男人们肯定连酒都不喝了 Dick's gotta stop drinking.
你是不是也老拿三明治在饥肠辘辘的孩子面前晃悠? Do you also hold up sandwiches in front of starving children?
哦 亲爱的 都是我不好 我没顾上你 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'm being insensitive.
我真应该... 你想要件小美衣吗? I should really-- do you want a blouse?
不了 谢谢 我想要一间公寓 No, thank you. I want an apartment.
能劳驾你把申请表传真给房产经纪人吗? Can you please fax this application over to the realtor?
哦 亲爱的 Oh, honey.
高科技 做不来 Machinery, no.
为什么非得是你从原来公寓里搬出来? Why do you have to be the one to move out in the first place?
这是分手规则 It's the break-up rule.
谁取消婚约 Whoever cancels the marriage
谁就得露宿纽约街头 is forced to wander the streets of New York.
连个给卷发棒插电的地方都没有 without a place to plug in her hot rollers.
亲爱的 你是知道Danny还是满腔欣喜地等你回去的 Honey, you know that Danny would take you back in a heartbeat.
Karen 我才不会因为想住个好公寓 就随便和谁结婚 I'm not gonna marry someone just because I want a nice apartment.
对 那样好像是不太对 Yes, that would be wrong.
我会找到归处的 It would be settling.
- 我要嫁给我的真命天子 - 你的确应该这样 亲爱的 - I wanna marry the one. - And well you should, honey.
不然你怎么能去找真命天子二号 真命天子三号? How else are you gonna get to the two and the three?
诺侯区的阁楼2900一个月 2,900 for a loft in NoHo.
苏候区的阁楼2300一个月 2,300 for a loft in SoHo.
不管是什么"猴"都太贵了 That's too much money to pay for any Ho.
好吧 这个呢 舒适惬意一居室 毗邻切尔西区 Okay, here, charming one-bedroom, Chelsea adjacent,
修葺装潢良好 1500 听着不错吧 well-maintained, 1,500. Sounds great.
好吧 我来解释一下 "舒适惬意"="挤到不行" Okay, let me decode. Charming: tiny.
"毗邻切尔西区"="快到新泽西了" Chelsea adjacent: New Jersey.
"修葺良好"="人行道上的血迹每天都需要超强清洗" Well-maintained: super washes blood off sidewalk daily.
Grace 认真点 这是在为你找新公寓 Grace You're not helping. This is for you.
行行行 让我来看看 好吧 Okay, fine, fine. Let me see. Okay?
天啊天啊 就这个 简直完美 Oh my God. Oh my God, here it is. Perfect.
上西区 宽阔两居室 Upper West Side, spacious two-bedroom,
- 双卫 有壁炉... - 这就不错 - two-bath, fireplace... - This is great.
实木地板 法式阳台 ...hardwood floors, terrace, beautifully decorated
由一位讨厌苦苦求租的天才女性精心装潢 by talented woman who hates looking for apartments,
附赠好基友一个 哈哈 gay best friend included. Ha-ha!
- Grace 你不能和我一起住 - 为什么不能? - Grace, you can't move in with me. - Why not?
就是因为 你也知道 这不是个好主意 Because, you know it's a bad idea.
我不知道 是你知道 I don't know that, you know that.
我讨厌别人说"你也知道" 我怎么能知道? I hate when people say, I know that. How would I know that?
让我们来看看你为什么不应该搬过来 Let's go over the reasons why you shouldn't.
理由一 你刚分手 Reason #1: you just got out of a relationship,
你需要忘掉过往 and you need to wipe the slate clean.
好吧 我得搬去的第一条理由 Okay. Reason #1 why I should:
我永远不会让你出门的时候 I would never let you walk out of the house
脸上还挂着芥末 过来 with mustard on your face. Come here.
不不不 太恶心了 No, no, no, eew.
理由二 你家附近的干洗工叫我淑女 Reason #2: the dry cleaner in your neighborhood calls me nice lady.
他是叫我淑女 He calls me nice lady.
你得自己筑个巢了 和我住的话... You need to build your own nest. Living with me--
- 我会成为你的拐杖 - 那就当我的拐杖吧 - I'd just become a crutch for you. - So be my crutch.
Lifetime 是一家以女性观众为主的电视台 Markie Post 出演过美剧鬼语者 我为喜剧狂等
你就跟Markie Post在每一部Lifetime电影里一样 You are so Markie Post in every single Lifetime movie.
够了 Eew.
Grace 这么做是对的 Grace, this is right.
你会明白的 这对你再好不过了 You'll see, it's gonna be great for you.
可能吗? 我一个人孤零零呆在什么鬼地方 How? I'll be in a crappy apartment somewhere, alone,
坐着读些关于人情关怀的故事 像是什么 sitting around reading a human interest story about, I don't know,
一只没有了后腿的小猫 a kitty, with no hind legs,
靠着小推车才能走两步 who pulls herself around on a cart.
读完后我就会伤心 因为我孤单一人 受了伤 Then I'll be sad, because I'm alone, and kind of wounded,
和那只小猫惺惺相惜 and I'll identify with the kitty.
- 我就是那只小猫 - 你不是! - I am that kitty. - You are not that kitty!
相信我 你是只大山猫 Trust me, you're a big ol' calico.
- 真的? - 没错 - Really? - Yeah.
- 对 我能行 - 你能行 - Yeah. I can do this. - You can do this.
我应该这么做 I should do this.
这是我为自己做的最好的事 This could be the best thing I've ever done for myself.
瞧瞧你 活出自我 活出精彩 Look at you. Gettin' on, gettin' past.
活出点恶心 这里面是什么? Gettin' a little sick, what's in this thing?
Will 我害怕 Will, I'm scared.
你当然害怕 你不害怕就怪了 Of course, you're scared. You're supposed to be scared.
- 我也害怕 - 是吗? - I'm scared. - You are?
是 这热狗是从只剩三颗牙的小贩那买的 Yeah, I just ate a hot dog from a vendor with three teeth.
我害怕死了 I'm terrified.
签名在这儿 Sign here.
缩写在这儿 Initial here.
笔放在这儿 手握这儿 Put the pen here. Shake my hand here.
作为你的律师 很高兴地通知你 As your attorney, it gives me great pleasure to inform you
你现在是整个西南部最大的 that you are now the largest manufacturer of buffalo feed
水牛饲料制造商 in the entire Southwest.
再说一次! Say it again!
你现在是整个西南部最大的 You are now the largest manufacturer of buffalo feed
水牛饲料制造商 in the entire Southwest.
听着就很性感 是不是? It just sounds sexy, doesn't it?
- 我太帅了 - 去庆祝一下吧 - I'm hot. - Yeah, let's go celebrate.
Harlin 能下次吗? 我太累了 Harlin, can I take a rain check? I am so tired.
发现能赚大钱让你赚得疲惫不堪? Figuring out all those billable hours really wiped you out, did it?
不 是和我同居的那个人 No, just this guy who's living with me.
听着 Will Look, Will,
我知道这不关我的事 I know it's none of my business,
但是如果我和妻子出了什么问题 but when my wife and I are having a problem,
我就点上蜡烛 再加上香薰 I light some candles, get out some nice aromatic oils,
就可以重温旧梦... then rub it up--
反正不关我的事 it's just none of my business.
不是那样 就只是一个暂时住我那里的朋友 No, it's just a friend who's staying with me temporarily.
他作息不规律 精神得像只雪貂 He keeps odd hours. He's got the energy of a ferret.
他邋邋遢遢 而且他还有只大鸟 He's messy, and he's got this enormous bird.
你说的这个"鸟"是指... And by bird you mean--
鸟 Bird.
我就问问 Just checking.
Will Grace在2号线 Will, it's Grace on line two.
- 嗨 - 我找到了 棒极了 - Hey. - I found it, it's great.
-过来看看吧 -在那里? - Come over now. - Where is it?
在布鲁克林高地 你在区政府下车 It's in Brooklyn Heights. Get off at the Borough Hall stop.
- 我去车站接你 - 等等 一定是通话质量太差 - I'll meet you there. - Wait this connection must be bad.
你说的是布鲁克林? I could have sworn I heard you say Brooklyn.
感觉怎么样? What do you think?
- 我们的确在布鲁克林 - 你讨厌这 - I think we're in Brooklyn. - You hate it.
不 我不讨厌 No, no I don't.
谁能想到在布鲁克林还能有这么好的公寓? Who knew there were such nice apartments in Brooklyn?
成军于1884年 布鲁克林区的职业棒球队 昵称为Trolley Dodgers(电车闪避者) 后来就简称为Dodgers
我以为布鲁克林只有道奇队 I thought the only thing in Brooklyn were the Dodgers,
原指意大利裔美国人 现指打扮夸张男子气概的意大利男性 常有贬义
和三十万个Guido呢 and about 300,000 guys named Guido.
Wil 道奇队1958年就迁出布鲁克林了 Will, the Dodgers left Brooklyn in 1958.
宝贝儿 你知道我不怎么看排球 Sweetie, you know I don't follow the volleyball.
- 瞧这颗树 - 在布鲁克林他们也能茁壮成长 - Look at that tree. - They really do grow in Brooklyn.
Grace 你有新房子了! Grace, you have a new apartment!
可不是吗! I know!
- 我们得做点什么 - 来玩那个游戏吧 - We need to do something. - We need to play the game.
好! 什么游戏来着? Yes! What game?
猜猜我的东西往哪放游戏 The guess-where-all-my- stuff's-gonna-go game.
- 我刚发明的 - 哦 太棒了 - I just made it up. - Oh, excellent game.
- 准备好了吗? - 来吧 - Ready? - Yeah.
我靠墙而立 I'm up against the wall with a southern exposure
整日沐浴着南方的阳光 我是什么? that gets all the light during the day. What am l?
菩提树 You're the ficus.
答对了 Yes.
好 继续 Good. Moving on.
我在壁炉之上 I'm above the fireplace.
我是什么? What am l?
你在圣达菲买的奇丑无比的绳艺品 You're the ugly piece of string art you got in Santa Fe.
Grace 如果你不能难住我的话 Grace,If you're not even going to challenge me,
我现在就走了 I can leave right now.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
将军椅 拜托 Grace Captain's chair. Come on, Grace.
好吧 好吧 我想到了 Okay, okay. I got one.
我是什么? What am l?
我猜不出来 但我此刻真为你感到丢脸 I don't know what that is, but I am really embarrassed for you right now
- 我是个加湿器 - 哦 可不是吗 - I'm the humidifier. - Oh, yeah.
扳回一局 太好了 再来 One, yes! Coming back!
- 这是租约? - 不 一切还没开始呢 - The lease? - No, haven't done anything yet.
这可是两年的租约 No, it's a two-year lease.
- 你都签过了 - 好了 - And you've signed it. - Okay.
我上了年纪 以前住在姑妈Reba家 I am old, and I once lived in Aunt Reba's house,
可我不是姑父Joe and I'm not Uncle Joe.
亲爱的 我得走了 我把Harlin晾在办公室了 Sweetie, I've gotta go. I left Harlin back at the office,
- 我必须回去了 抱歉 - 好吧 记得给我打电话 - and I gotta get back. I'm sorry. - Okay. Call me.
我会的 I will.
我真替你高兴 I'm really happy for you.
我是张咖啡桌! I'm a coffee table!
著名百老汇女星 于第三季客串本剧
"今晚 喜剧明星Sandra Bernhard" Tonight: comedian Sandra Bernhard;
"12岁的小猪倌Jhoni Marchinko" twelve-year-old pig caller Joni Marchinko;
"Regis Philbin" and Regis Philbin
Andy Richter 喜剧演员 柯南秀副手 The Max Weinberg Seven 深夜柯南秀现场乐队
"以及Andy Richter和麦克斯·温伯格七人组" with Andy Richter and The Max Weinberg Seven.
现在有请主持人 Now, here's your host
金牌脱口秀主持人
Conan O'Brien! Conan O'Brien!
Jack 我很抱歉 但是... Jack, I'm sorry, but--
早安 室友 昨晚你没看到 Morning, roomie. Last night you missed it.
探索频道播了灰熊特辑 They had grizzly bear attacks on The Discovery Channel.
还不错 但我原以为能更好看 It was good, but I wanted better.
你又打碎了什么? What did you break?
Will 就不能给另一个小伙伴做顿早餐吗? Can't a fella just make another fella a little meal?
你又打碎葡萄酒杯了 是吧? You broke another wineglass, didn't you?
欢迎来到嘲讽岛 岛上人口 你一人 Welcome to Cynical lsland, population you.
我只觉得有点儿难过 Will I just think it's a little sad, Will,
你老是把单纯的善意 that you can't accept a simple act of kindness
当做用心险恶 without turning it into something ugly and bitter.
好吧 Guapo[鹦鹉]在你西服上拉了点屎 Okay, Guapo pooped on one of your suits.
来 冲我开炮吧 There, let the bile flow.
Jack 没关系 Jack, it's all right.
你说什么? Excuse me?
衣服而已 我可以拿去干洗 It's a suit, I can get it dry cleaned.
那倒是 That's true.
反正我得去洗 你有没有要捎上的? Since I'm going, do you need anything cleaned?
算我头上 On me.
Guapo呢? 你把它怎么了? Where's Guapo? What did you do with him?
靓鸟儿? Pretty bird?
Jack Guapo没事 Jack, Guapo's fine.
怎么? 就不能给另一个小伙伴干洗... What? Can't a fella dry clean another fella's--
我想让你搬出去 I want you out.
我想让Grace搬进来 I'm asking Grace to move in.
哎呀 我的确又打碎了个杯子 Oops, I did break another wineglass.
Jack 拜托.. 反正你下周就搬走了 Jack, come-- you're leaving in a week anyway.
她属于这儿 我原以为如果她自己住 She belongs here. I thought if she had her own place
会对她有好处 但这对我不好 it would be good for her, but it's not good for me.
她是我每天生活中不可分割的一部分 She's too much a part of my everyday life.
我不能把她扔在布鲁克林 I can't have her all the way over in Brooklyn.
所以你觉得和Grace住在一起 So you think you and Grace moving in together is the best thing
-对你们是最好的? -对 十分确信 - to do for the both of you? - Yeah, I'm sure of it.
那我该搬出去? 好 好 有意思 And I'm out? No, no, that's very interesting.
- 我能理解你衣服的感受了 - 噢 Jack - Now I know how your suit feels. - Oh, Jack.
别这样! 这没什么大不了 你可以住在你妈那里 Come on! It's not that big a deal. You can stay at your mother's.
你说啥? 变态笑话吗? What is that? Some type of sick joke?
好吧 或许你能住在... All right, then maybe you can stay--
你知道吗? 我会保重 多谢你 You know what? I can take care of myself, thank you very much.
不要担心我 Don't worry about me.
我是个幸存者 I'm a survivor.
- 这么说你去你妈那住了? - 没错! - So you'll be at your mother's? - Yup!
Grace Grace,
Grace 你去哪了? 你犯了个大错误 Grace, where are you? You're making a huge mistake.
你是Karen? Are you Karen?
是啊 亲爱的 Yes, honey.
上世纪60年代最受欢迎的民谣组合 成名曲Lemon Tree
天啊 Peter,Paul and Mary 你太抢眼了 Well, Peter, Paul and Mary, you are fabulous.
哦 谢谢你 Well, thank you.
- 你是哪位? - 我是Jack - Who are you? - I'm Jack.
哪个Jack? Jack?
哦 Will的Jack? Oh, Will's Jack?
你好 亲爱的 我们都打过无数次电话了 Well, hello, honey. We've talked on the phone a million times.
真不敢相信我们现在才见面 I can't believe we've never met.
瞧瞧你 小辣椒 站起来让我看看 Look at you, you little hottie. Stand up.
哦 算了 少来了 Oh, no, come on.
瞧瞧你 你就是个"性福火箭" Look at you. You are a rocket ship.
快滚出去吧 你这陌生人 Oh, get out of here, you strange person.
这可是... This is--
什么来着? what is this?
还有 我喜欢这对波波 PS, loving the boobs.
波涛胸涌 隆过的? Perky, with all kinds of attitude. Store bought?
太赞了 天啊 我没想到 你简直就是个 Right on. God, I had no idea you would be so--
Kitten With A Whip 1964年电影
性感小野猫! kitten-with-a-whip!
来 碰一下肚皮 Come on, let's touch stomachs.
哦 我的妈呀 你可真是个变态 Oh, my Lord. You are a complete freak.
亲爱的 你来这做什么?为什么来这? So, honey, what are you doing here? Why are you here?
怎么了? 出什么事了? 那是什么? What's going on? What's happening? What's that?
两个月以前我向Grace借了这个穗子 I borrowed this tassel from Grace two months ago,
- 一直没还 - 你借穗子干嘛? - and I never returned it. - You borrowed one tassel, for what?
我们就假装是为了装饰灯具吧 Let's just say a lamp.
好的 来吧 亲爱的 留下来 陪我说说话 Okay, come on, honey. Stick around, talk to me.
我今天没事干 Grace没来 搬家去了 I have nothing to do today. Grace is taking the day off to move.
不是搬到你想的那个地方 Not where you think.
- 你的鞋? - 香奈儿的 - Shoes? - Chanel.
- 美死了 - 可不是 你刚才说什么? - Fabulous. - I know. What are you telling me?
Will让Grace和他一起住 Will is asking her to move in with him.
亲爱的 不行不行 她不能和他一起住 Honey, no, no, she can't move into his place.
简直无法接受 That's not acceptable.
谁说不是呢 你这活蹦乱跳的小西施狗 Tell me about it, you feisty little Shih Tzu.
哦 亲爱的 她怎么才嫁得出去啊 Oh, honey, how is she ever going to get married
她老是和同志过家家 if she's playing house with a gay guy?
无意冒犯 No offense.
我只是猜猜你也是 Just guessing.
- 嘿 - 嗨! - Hey. - Hi!
你怎么们按门铃就进来了? How did you get up without buzzing?
在这个街区花三块钱想进哪都行 For three bucks you can get into any building on this block.
- 实际上进这儿只花两块 - 看吧 我物美价廉 - Actually, this one only cost two. - See? I'm a bargain.
你觉得怎么样? So, what do you think?
棒极了 过来的时候看到你邻居了 It's great. I met one of your neighbors on the way in.
我敢说他穿上裤子就没那么吓人了 I'm sure he's a lot less threatening with his pants on.
好吧 我懂的 Will 布鲁克林差 曼哈顿好 Okay, got it, Will. Brooklyn bad; Manhattan good.
看 这个放这儿合适吗? Look. Is this perfect here or what?
太合适了 这也是我的 It's perfect. It's also mine.
哦 天哪 是吗? Oh my gosh, it is?
- 是的 - 留着吧 - It is. - Keep it, you keep it.
真的? 谢谢 Really? Thanks.
你能来太好了 告诉我这镜子应该放哪 I'm glad you're here. Tell me where this mirror should go.
- 这怎么样? - 边上一点 - How about here? - Over.
- 在边上一点 - 行了吧? 胳膊没那么长 - Over. - Hello? Arms.
再远点 继续继续 Further, go on. Eh, eh, eh...
- 都到房门外了 - 相信我 - Will, I'm going out the door. - Trust me.
放到走廊里去 Take it into the hallway.
然后进电梯 下楼 Now get in the elevator, and go downstairs,
乘上出租车 带到我公寓里去 and get in the cab that's gonna take you back to my apartment,
因为我想让你和我一起住 'cause I want you to move in with me.
照照镜子 Look at you.
看看自己在干嘛 Look at what you're doing.
这就是把我逼疯的男人的脸 This is the face of a man who's driving me crazy.
怎么了? 我以为你会高兴 我以为...我是说... Why? I thought you'd be happy. I thought-- I'm talking to my--
先把这个放下 行吗? Can we put this down, please?
我们注定是室友 有什么问题吗? We're born roommates. What's the problem?
有什么问题吗? 问题是这太晚了 What's the problem? The problem is it's too late.
我简直不敢相信 出什么事了? I can't believe this. What happened?
你那套的"拐杖"说辞哪去了? What happened to the whole you being a crutch thing?
有人会说是"拐杖" 不过... 到底什么是"拐杖"呢? Some people might call it a crutch, but-- what's a crutch?
是支持 是爱你的人给你的支持 It's support. Support from someone who loves you.
那人还有法式阳台 你都没有 Someone who has a terrace, which you don't,
在这个恶人谷 out here in Murderville.
我真不敢相信你这么做 你为什么这么做? I can't believe you're doing this. Why are you doing this?
- 你离我太远了 - 听我说 - You're too far away. - Listen to me.
我大包小包搬过来 多付了搬运费 I packed boxes, I overpaid movers.
我妈来过了 她讨厌这 我就要在这住 My mother's been here, and hates it. I'm staying.
Grace 你刚离开了你要嫁给的人 Grace, you just left the man you were gonna marry.
我刚结束一段七年的感情 I just got out of a seven-year relationship.
我们为何要独自承担这些? 每天夜幕降临时 Why should we go through that alone? At the end of the day,
我想要和我最好的朋友在一起 I'd like to be with my best friend.
我也这么想 So would l,
但我住住儿了 but I'm here.
我说服不了你让你搬走? I can't talk you out of this?
我是个律师 这类事情很擅长 I'm a lawyer. I'm very good at this sort of thing.
- 我知道就是你说服我搬这来的 - 没错 -I know, you talked me into it. -Yes.
我该控告自己 I should sue myself.
Will 我一定要这么做 我得做到 Will, I've got to do this. I have to have done this.
替我高兴吧 我有自己住的地方了 Be happy for me. It's good that I have my own place.
哪怕是在布鲁克林 Even if it is in Brooklyn.
"你知道我说的是什么吗 你个木疙瘩 Ya know what I'm talkin' about, ya big mook
满头卷发白长了?" with your 90-mile-an-hour hair?
好吧 也算是住过了 Okay, I've done this.
- 晚安 Will - 晚安 Gracie - Goodnight, Will. - Goodnight, Gracie.
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