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劝你再考虑考虑 Barry Rethink it, Barry.
不然到时候闹翻了 大家都下不来台 Or these conversations are gonna start getting ugly.
嘿 宝贝儿 Hey, sweetie.
太好了! 你带了午饭! 耶! Good! You brought lunch! Yay!
这身打扮我喜欢 非常有奥黛丽·赫本的感觉 Love the outfit. Very Audrey Hepburn.
很好 所以你是说我的脖子如天鹅般修长 Great. So what you're saying is that I have the neck of a swan,
胸却平得像个12岁小男孩 and the chest of a 12-year-old boy.
嘿 你还挺擅长从恭维话里挑难听的 Hey, way to snatch an insult out of the jaws of a compliment.
- 天赋如此 - 午饭吃什么? - It's a gift. - What's for lunch?
来看看 Let's see.
给你的卷心菜金枪鱼 Tuna with a side of coleslaw for you.
还有我的火鸡三明治 配上... And turkey on wheat for me, with a side of--
这是什么? what's this?
天啊 一个绝佳的投资项目? Oh my god. A fabulous investment opportunity?
- 有点儿甜头可尝 - 等等 这是什么? - That's some deli. - Wait a minute. What is it?
我房东准备低价出售房子 The owner of my building is selling off space.
我有机会买下我的工作室 I have the chance to buy my studio.
到了年末 每月按揭的钱 By the end of the year, I'd be paying less on the mortgage
比现在的房租都还要低 than I'm paying in rent now.
宝贝儿 这太好了 Sweetie, that's great.
Grace Adler 产权所有者 Grace Adler, property owner.
可不是嘛! I know!
桌游大富翁中代表各玩家身份的棋子
我都不用化身顶针 And I don't even have to be the thimble
大礼帽 或是那个奇怪的鞋子 or the top hat or that weird shoe.
你准备什么时候求我 When do we get to the part where you start begging
给你免费的法律咨询? for free legal services?
在我提醒你 我有一张你穿着 After I remind you that I have a photo of you
海豚短裤和邋遢袜子的照片之后 in dolphin shorts and slouch socks.
好吧 谁在求饶? Okay, who's begging?
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翻译 蜈蚣 时间轴 涛米鬼怪
第一季 第八集 交易游戏 S01E08 The Buying Game
校对 Alanz Buble Water
特效 Buble 压制 Water
天啊 能买下这地方真是太让人激动了 God, buying this place could be so exciting.
光想想 这些破墙都将是我的 Just think, these could be my cracked walls,
嘎吱不平的地板是我的 my creaky floors,
狭窄的卫生间也是我的 my cramped bathroom
还有肥皂盒里的老鼠屎 统统属于我 with the non-specific rodent excrement in my soap dish!
亲爱的 排泄物? 快打住 Oh, honey. Feces, no, no.
嗨 宝贝 Hello, love.
你可没告诉我 你的房东是英国人 You didn't tell me the owner of this building was English.
我觉得若不模仿一下 Rex Harrison I shall find it impossible to conduct this transaction
英国老牌男星 代表作《窈窕淑女》(My Fair Lady)《王子与乞丐》(Crossed Swords)
这生意还真谈不成 without impersonating Rex Harrison.
你这个顽皮的小淘气 You naughty, naughty.
好的 他说了什么? Okay, what did he say?
- 他说 "香肠和土豆泥" - 够了 Will… - He said, "Bangers and mash!" - Will, come--
羊排! 牛肉饼! 皮卡迪利大街! Muttonchops! Snozberries! Piccadilly!
再不住口 我就白眼翻死你 If you don't stop, I'm gonna flip my eyelids up.
好把 这桩生意看起来不错 Okay. Seems like a decent deal.
但是我觉得价格还是略高 I think the price is still a little inflated,
不过我们觉得我们还可以再杀杀价 but I think we can get him to his floor.
- 到哪? - 地板上 - His what? - His floor,
他能接受的最低价 his lowest possible price.
亲爱的 别担心 Sweetie, stop worrying.
- 这次肯定能行 - 太棒了! - This is gonna happen. - Yes!
我们去 Pablo 酒馆庆祝一下吧 Let's celebrate at Pablo's Cantina.
不 不 不吃墨西哥菜 "墨西哥鸡肉卷发" Oh, no. No, Mexican. Fajita hair.
热乎乎的鸡块一上 头发就开始卷了 It frizzes when the steaming chicken hits the table.
亲爱的 你的头发有没卷的时候吗? Honey, does it ever unfrizz?
当然有 你干活的时候 Yeah. When you do work.
真是的 亲爱的 Oh, honey.
对了! 我想到了! Oh! Oh! I got it!
我们去尝尝在第三大街 那家新的德国餐馆 Hofbrau 吧 Let's try that new German place on 3rd, The Hofbrau.
不 不 不吃德国菜 Oh, no, no German.
我可受不了他们那种炸肉排和小馅饼混一起的吃法... I can't handle the schnitzel mit my poopik in da kichel--
好了 我受够你的口音了 你知道我讨厌口音 Okay, enough with the accents! You know I hate the accents.
当然 But of course.
好了 好了 我们走 Okay, okay, okay, let's go.
特大新闻! 走起! Tè Dà Xīn Wén! Big news! Hit it! B-l-G-N-E-W-S!
特大新闻! Big news!
我猜肯定不是你宣布出柜了 I guess we know it's not you coming out of the closet.
聪明 Correct.
我终于找到了我的人生使命 I finally found my life's calling,
并且要用到这双手 and it involves these two hands.
那 所以说你要去自主创业了 Ah, so you're going to be self-employed.
把你的嘲笑收在这 Insert laugh here.
我要做按摩技师 I'm going to be a massage therapist.
做这个选择显而易见 毕竟我这么善于与人打交道 It was an obvious choice, being that I'm a people person.
我爱所有人 只要不是毛发旺盛 I love people, as long as they're not hairy.
体味太重 Or smelly,
或者满背痘痘 不忍直视的 or have the dreaded "backne."
好了 我需要几只小白鼠 谁有兴趣? Okay, I need some guinea pigs. Who's interested?
- 体味太重 - 毛发旺盛 - Smelly. - Hairy.
谢谢你们 朋友们 Thank you, friends.
满背痘痘 Backne.
我骗谁呢? 我的肌肤从头到臀都滑如凝脂 Who am I kidding? It's alabaster from my neck to my ass.
我就是不想做 I just don't want to do it.
♪ 你是那么美丽 ♪ ♪ You are so beautiful ♪
♪ Joe Cocker - You Are So Beautiful ♪
♪ 在我的眼里 ♪ ♪ To me... ♪
Jack 我不需要按摩技师 Jack, I don't need a masseur.
来吧 Karen 我需要100个小时的实习才能拿到执照 Come on, Karen. I need 100 hours to get certified.
而且 我对女性身体的曲线十分熟悉 Besides, I'm very attuned to the contours of the female form.
别以为你有个成人玩具娃娃 Just because you had a Growing Up Skipper doll
Skipper Roberts 芭比娃娃 (Barbie) 的妹妹
就代表你真的了解女人 doesn't mean you're ready for the real thing.
明白吗? Right?
♪ 你是如此美丽 ♪ ♪ You are zo beautiful ♪
♪ 在我的眼里 ♪ ♪ To me... ♪
我本来就不怎么喜欢按摩 亲爱的 I'm not even that crazy about massages in the first place, honey.
♪ 你还不明白吗... ♪ ♪ Can't you see-ee-ee-ee-ee... ♪
好吧 好吧 到我家来吧 All right, all right. Come over to my place.
我们可以在午饭时间做 We'll do it on the lunch hour.
十二点到下午四点之间都行 any time between 12:00 and 4:00 is fine.
我在整理我的CD 发现我需要扔掉一些 So I'm pruning my CD collection and something has to go.
该扔哪张? 香蕉女郎还是《浑身是劲》的原声带 What's it gonna be? Bananarama or the soundtrack to "Footloose"?
Bananarama 八十年代流行女子组合 Footloose 1984年歌舞电影 主演 Kevin Bacon 于 S05E02 & 大结局 客串
你上次听这两张专辑是什么时候? When was the last time you listened to them?
- 刚买来后的30分钟 - 那就都扔了 - 30 minutes after I got them. - Toss them both.
你准备好见证这个伟大的时刻了吗? Are you ready to be in the presence of greatness?
快告诉我 Tell me.
我刚刚把我的房东按到地上了 I just got my landlord to the floor.
你个小骚货 You slut.
你走了之后 Hutt 先生来找我说 After you left, Mr. Hutt came up to tell me
有另一个买家想开价买我的工作室 that there was another buyer ready to put an offer on my studio.
我的工作室 My studio.
但是我慌了吗? 当然没有 反而我立即采取了行动 But did I sweat? No, I leapt into action.
等等 你不会签了什么吧? Wait a minute. You didn't sign anything?
没错 他接受了我开的价 于是我就签了 Damn right, I did. After I gave him a bid and he bit.
我给他砍了5% I got him to knock off 5%.
爽爆了! Sucka!
Grace! 5%可不是底价 Grace! 5% is not the floor.
顶多算咖啡桌上的小饰物 That's like a tchotchke on the coffee table
距地板还隔着地毯和咖啡桌 on the throw rug on the floor.
你为什么不给我打电话? Why didn't you call me?
他说他给你打了 He said he tried to call you,
但是你没接 but that you didn't return his calls,
- 所以我… - Grace 他从来没给我打过 - so l-- - Grace, he never called me.
我一整天都在办公室里 I was in my office all day.
他骗我? He lied to me?
那这也太... But that's so...
不诚信了 dishonest.
我知道 想想在纽约生意场上 I know. To think in New York City
居然有人耍手段骗人 that someone could actually try to shaft you in business,
真令人震惊 it's shocking.
人居然能够如此… 卑鄙 People can-- can be such meanies.
天啊 我恨我自己 Oh my God. I hate myself.
等等 不能这样想 太消极了 Wait a minute. Why go there? It's negative.
我恨他 I hate him.
我恨英国人 I hate the British.
恨他那双鸡爪手 With those bony hands,
还有安妮公主一样的大龅牙 and that Princess Anne with her horse teeth.
英国王室第十一位继承人 伊丽莎白二世的长女
把 Boy George 的CD也给我扔了! Lose the Boy George CDs!
八十年代英国流行歌手
嘿 嘿 别把这事牵扯到他身上 Hey, hey. Do not take this out on the Boy.
好歹他还给了我们一个半月的好音乐 He gave us a month and a half of some very good music.
我想我能搞定你的房东 I think I can fix this thing with your landlord,
但是 可能会撕破脸 but, might get a little ugly.
就是要硬碰硬 宝贝 Play hardball, baby.
投球时角度刁钻一点 趁他还在本垒 Throw him low and inside. He's crowding the plate,
- 我们就… - Grace? 运动的东西 完全听不懂 - and we gotta go for-- - Grace? Sports, you're losing me.
好的 我需要一些时间准备 Okay. This is just gonna take me a minute.
在此同时 您为什么不做个深呼吸 In the meantime, why don't you take some
然后试着放松一下呢? deep cleansing breaths, and try to relax, okay?
该死! 这破玩意! Damn it! Piece of crap!
我正在给你传递爱与光芒 I'm sending you love and light.
爱与光芒 收到了 Yeah, love and light. Got it.
嘿 你知道 我提醒过她这事 Hey, you know, I have told her about this.
Rosario 拜托你 亲爱的 Rosario, por favor, honey.
别加太多纤维软化剂 好么? Easy on the fabric softener, okay?
不 不 亲爱的 No, no, honey.
别放哦 太多哦 软化剂哦 Enougho with the April Fresho.
现在她肯定在骂我贱人哦 You know right now she's calling me a bitcho.
好了! 我想我们准备好了 All right, I guess we're ready.
"你好 欢迎 "Hello, welcome.
我叫 Jack McFarland My name is Jack McFarland,
是你的按摩师 and I will be your massage therapist."
现在 你需要把你的浴袍脱掉 Now, I want you to take off your robe,
不用感觉不自在 and I don't want you to feel uncomfortable.
- 我会用这块布盖住你 所以… - 行了 我以前又不是没做过 - The sheet will drape you, so-- - Yeah, I've done this before.
立马裸! Skin to the wind!
哇 Karen! 你的皮肤简直能弹硬币 Wow, Karen! You could bounce a quarter off that thing.
好了 Okay.
"你最近有没有感觉哪个部位让你不舒服?" "Are there any specific areas that are troubling you?"
有 我的婚姻 Yeah, my marriage.
我是指你的身体 Karen I mean your body, Karen.
好吧 我感觉我的后背下方有点紧 Well, I dunno, I guess my lower back is a little tight.
啊 好的 "后背下方疼痛 Ah, yes. "Lower back pain.
这表示你最近一直执着于某事" That means you're holding onto something."
是啊 我的耐心 Yeah, my patience.
我们能不能抓紧开始 好快点结束? Can we just start it so we can end it?!
而且 嘿 记住别碰我的… And, hey, be sure to keep your hands off of my--
我们现在应该怎么处理? How are we gonna deal with this?
只需要用点小手段 Just gonna do a little business.
谈话让我来 Let me do the talking.
你只要保持沉默 摆出一张愤怒的脸就好 You're just the strong silent type with an angry look.
愤怒 不是便秘 Angry, not constipated.
保持沉默 Just be the strong silent type.
Truman 先生 Mr. Truman.
Hutt 先生 感谢你能来 你认识 Grace 吧? Mr. Hutt, appreciate you're coming. You know Grace?
- 我当然认识Adler小姐 - 你对她熟悉吗? - I do indeed know Miss Adler. - How well?
她租我的房子大约… She's been my tenant for about--
我认为你一点也不了解 Grace I don't think you know Grace at all.
- 什么? - 你不了解 老兄 - Pardon me? - You don't know her, pal.
因为如果你了解她的话 'Cause if you did,
你就会知道这位女士对于生意上的事情一窍不通 you'd know this woman knows absolutely nothing about business.
Truman 先生 你的客户是一位非常有能力的… Mr. Truman, your client is a perfectly competent--
有能力? 你刚刚说有能力? Competent? Did you say competent?
看看她! Look at her!
她看上去像是有商业头脑吗? Does she look particularly business-minded to you?
这一头卷发难道在说 "我可是去过哈佛大学的" 吗? Does this hair say,"I went to the Harvard Business School"?
- Will… - 她是个设计师 - Will-- - She's a designer.
一个设计师啊! 你知道这里都装了点什么吗? A designer! You know what's up here?
漂亮的枕头 落地灯 或是几块线绒毯 Pretty pillows, floor lamps, maybe a couple of chenille throws,
就这些了 伙计! and the-- the-- that's all folks!
根本没给数字留下一丝的空间! Not a whole lotta room left for numbers!
这就是为什么你打95折她就接受了 你真是占尽了便宜 Which is why she caved in at 5%, and you took advantage of that.
- 我觉得价钱很合理 - 合理? 合理? - I thought the price was fair. - Fair? Fair?
快听听 Grace Did you hear that, Grace?
显然 英国人对"合理"这个词有着不同的定义 Apparently, the British have a different definition for the word "Fair,"
你知道 就像"提升"这词指电梯 You know, the way "Lift" Means elevator,
"基佬"这词指香烟一样 or "Fag" Means cigarette?
- Truman 先生… - 不 不 不 - Mr. Truman-- - No, no, no,
我更想知道你是怎么定义合理的 I wanna know more about what you think is fair.
首先 根本没有其他买家 对吗? First of all, there was no other buyer, was there?
并且我们都心知肚明 你根本没有联系过我 And you and I both know you never tried to get me on the phone.
所以除非你希望我给 Unless you want me to place a little call
房产局局长打个电话 to the head of the real estate board,
换言之 给我朋友 Beth 打个电话 otherwise known as my friend Beth,
让她知道你是怎么对待 and let her know the way you did business
这个天真 弱势 没头脑的艺术家 with this naive, vulnerable, clueless artiste,
到时候我索要的补偿可不止这点 then I'm gonna need a little bit more compensation.
- 我说的够清楚了吗? - 非常清楚 - Do I make myself clear? - Perfectly.
或许... Perhaps...
这个价钱对你来说更容易接受 this price would be a bit more agreeable to you?
这才叫底价 Now, that is a floor.
我会让办公室重新起草一份合同的 I'll have my office draw up the new papers,
我明天就带来 and I'll bring them by tomorrow.
我能走了吗? May I leave?
你自便 Please.
噢 我真是爱死砍价了 Oh, do I love doing that.
你做得真棒 宝贝 You were great, baby.
那家 Hausfrau 餐馆真的不错 That Hausfrau place, that was good.
- 你想再去那吗? - 当然 - Do you want to go back there? - Yeah.
我相信在这些竭力挖苦讽刺之后 I'm sure you're starving
你一定饿坏了吧 after all the digs and the jabs.
小伙子 你可真行啊 You go, boy.
你现在肯定胃口大开 You must have really just worked up an appetite.
- 这都是为了做生意 - 确实是桩好生意 - It was just business. - No, it is good business.
伙计 你骂人真是脑子都不用转弯 Boy, you didn't even have to search for those insults.
就这么信手拈来… Just went--
直接从嘴巴里蹦出来了 对吧? would just drop-- right out of the mouth, didn't it?
- Grace? - 真的 我真是太钦佩了 - Grace? - You know, I'm impressed.
你真是刀刀见血 The way you just cut right to the heart.
正中靶心! 你说得对! 知我者莫若你了 Bull's-eye! You got me! You got all of me.
发型 空空如也的头脑 The hair, the empty head.
我很惊讶你居然没有提我的大脚 I'm just surprised you didn't go after my big feet.
不然还有可能多砍点儿 20块钱? That would of knocked off what, another 20 bucks?
难以置信 拜托 Grace I don't believe you. Come on, Grace.
这只是为了让他把价钱降低的花招 That was a ruse to get him to lower the price--
一种手段 一段谎话 a gambit, a canard.
所以你刚说的 都不是发自内心的? So what you're saying is that you didn't mean any of it.
你这是怎么回事? Where is this coming from?
你认为我不是个优秀的生意人 You don't think I'm a good businesswoman.
- Grace - 说啊 - Grace. - Say it.
说 "Grace 你是个优秀的生意人" Say, "Grace, you're a good businesswoman."
- 我想听你亲口说这句话 - 拜托 Grace - I want to hear you say the words. - Come on, Grace.
- 你别… - 说啊 - Let's-- - Say it.
如果你确实是这么想的 说出来也没什么难的 If you believe it, you should have no trouble saying it.
你是否认为我是个优秀的生意人? Do you think I'm a good businesswoman?
这说法实在是太笼统… That is such a loaded--
不好说 It's hard to say,
一个人… is a person a--
我不这么认为 I didn't think so.
我一整天都在恭候这双手的大驾光临 I've been waiting for those hands all day.
Karen 你把我累坏了 Karen, you're wearing me out.
这样我哪还有时间研究身体的各个部位? When am I gonna have time to study the parts of the body?
截至目前 我只了解指关节 So far, I only know phalanges,
而且还只是因为我喜欢说"指关节"这个词 and that's just 'cause I like saying "Phalanges."
亲爱的 我不想听你唠叨 Honey, I don't want to hear it!
做你该做的 来帮我按摩三角肌 Just do what you do, and do it to my deltoids.
老娘这块儿硬得像块石头 This mama's like a rock.
明天下午三点 3:00 tomorrow.
而且不许你给其他人再按摩 And I don't want you massaging anyone else.
现在开始你属于我 You belong to me now.
- 别恨我 - 别跟我说话 - Don't hate me. - Don't talk to me.
- 我必须跟你说话 - 那我就必须恨你 - I have to talk to you. - I have to hate you.
你还要生我气多久? How long are you gonna stay mad at me?
我只是做了你要我做的事情 I was doing what you asked me to do.
我是不是帮你拿到了最低价? Did I or did I not get you the lowest possible price?
- 你还在恨我 - 你还在和我说话 - You're still hating me. - You're still talking to me.
好了 他来了 现在把协议签了 Okay, that's him. Now, just sign the papers,
过会儿找个合适的时机再恨我 and hate me at a more appropriate time,
比方说我用你的除毛器刮胡子的时候 Like when I shave with your Epilady.
我们直接来说正事 好吗? Let's get right down to business, shall we?
这是新的购买协议 Here is the new purchase price agreement
我们协商的 对吧? that we've agreed upon, correct?
没错 Correct.
现在 需要你签个字 Now, if I can just get a signature.
没问题的 Grace 签吧 It's okay, Grace. You can sign it.
- 不行 - 你说啥? - No. - I beg your pardon?
- 我什么都不签 - Grace 请你签了吧 - I'm not signing anything. - Grace, please sign it.
这件事本来应该是轻松有趣的 This was supposed to be easy, and fun,
就像电视指南上的填字游戏 Like the TV Guide crossword puzzle.
我说 他们那是耍谁呢 I mean, who are they kidding?
"与空格的亲密接触"? "Close Encounter of the Blank Kind"?
但是 这件事早已不轻松 也不有趣 But, this hasn't been easy or fun,
而且我… 我已经没兴致了 and I'm-- I just don't feel good about it anymore.
Grace? 现在不是你耍性子的时候 Grace? Time to take off your exposed nerve hat,
你要理智地面对这桩生意 and put on your business bonnet.
你知道吗? 我很抱歉 You know what? I'm sorry.
我可不能像你一样 随时转换应对模式 I can't just turn it on and off like you.
如果你中伤我 我会流血 而现在 If you prick me, I bleed, and right now,
我正因一次不可饶恕的深度中伤 而血流不止 I am bleeding because of a particularly unforgivable prick.
要不我过几天再来 Maybe I should come back another time.
- 这样也好 - 但我下次来不了了 - Why don't you do that? - I can't come back another time.
我明天早上就要回伦敦了 你现在就得签字 I'm leaving for London in the morning. I need this signed.
她会签的 Grace? And she'll sign it. Grace?
你知道最有趣的是什么吗? You know what the funny part is?
就是根本没有乐趣可言 There is no funny part.
我的人生没有任何趣味 Hutt 先生 My life is so unfunny, Mr. Hutt,
甚至不… it's not even--
有趣! funny!
我按揭干嘛啊? What am I doing taking on a mortgage?
我的生活就是一团糟 My life is already a mess.
我仍在租房子住 连驾照都没有 I'm still renting an apartment, I don't have a driver's license,
没嫁出去 还和一个男同志同居… I'm not married, I live with a gay guy--
Grace? Grace?
我甚至五个月都没性生活了! I haven't had sex in five months!
我今天早上在 Bloomingdales 百货排队 And I was in Bloomingdales this morning waiting on line
买祛皱霜 有一个长的像 to buy wrinkle cream, and this...
Jennifer Love Michelle Sarah Felicity 综合体的货色 Jennifer Love Michelle Sarah Felicity-looking thing...
撞到了我 然后对我说 "不好意思 bumps into me and says, "Excuse me,
夫人!" ma'am!"
Grace? Grace?
Gracie 没必要这样的 Gracie, it is not worth it.
如果你感觉这么糟糕的话 就不要买这个房子了 Don't buy the place if it's gonna make you feel like this.
我看起来像夫人吗? Do I look like a ma'am?
Adler 小姐 很抱歉 我对此一无所知 Miss Adler, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
不 Hutt 先生 我很抱歉 No, Mr. Hutt, I'm sorry.
很抱歉让我看到我这个样子 I'm sorry that you had to see me like this.
Adler 小姐 那这个合同? Miss Adler, about this contract?
不行 现在不行 我就是…做不到 No, no. I can't right now. I just-- I can't.
Grace 或许你… Grace, you may--
Adler小姐 虽然也不多 Miss Adler, it's not much,
但或许我可以给你再降一点价 but perhaps I could lower the price a bit more.
再考虑一下吧 Think about it.
好吗? All right?
现在看着我 说你认为我不是一个优秀的生意人 Now look at me and tell me I'm not a good businesswoman.
噢 你来早了 Oh, you're early.
我还没来得及沐浴更衣呢 I haven't even had time for a steam and scrub.
看来你只能对我上下其手了 I guess you'll just have to touch me dirty.
吹 Blow.
你的按摩桌呢? Where's your table?
我没带 I didn't bring it.
什么叫你没带来? But what do you mean, you didn't bring it?
我厌倦了只是做你的一双手 Karen I'm tired of being just a pair of hands to you, Karen.
但是 你可不仅仅是一双手 Jack Oh, but you're so much more than that, Jack.
你还是手肘 手臂 手指 手腕… Why, you're elbows and forearms and thumbs and wrists, and--
别说了! 到此为止! Stop it! It's over!
到此为止? 你以为你是谁? Over? Who do you think you are?
为不为止由我说了算 It's not over until I say it is.
我给你开的工资可不菲 怎么? I'm paying you good money. What?
你还想回去给博物馆的筹款人端茶倒水吗? You want to go back to serving shrimp puffs at museum fundraisers?
我想你也不会 I didn't think so.
现在我去把衣服脱了 So I'm going in there, and take off my clothes,
等我回来 咱们就开始做! and when I come back, we're just gonna do it!
不! No!
Karen 我不能再这样了 Karen, I can't do it anymore.
每天我都来这 抚摸着你的身体 Every day I come in here, and I touch your naked body.
我们不说话 没有感情交流 We don't talk, there's no emotion.
我感觉自己就像个直男一样 I'm acting like a straight guy,
这让我觉得恶心 and it's making me sick.
我曾向上帝和我的母亲起誓 I took an oath in front of God, and my mother!
我基故我在 不爱请闪开 I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it.
哦! 哦 看看这是几? Oh! Oh, what do I see?
是五吗? 见谅了 Is that a five? Allow me.
哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
一共是 1,700 块 谢谢 That'll be $1,700, please.
- 我只有5块 - 哦 - I have a pink five. - Oo-ooh.
那我猜你只能抵押 I guess then you'll have to mortgage
那个贫民窟的房子了 太惨了 that little tenement on skid row. Sucks for you.
玩的时候要专心 小姑娘 Stick to Candyland, girlie.
Candyland 历史悠久的儿童益智游戏 掷骰子比赛前进
你怎么搞的? What is it with you?
为什么每次一谈到钱或者财产什么的 Why is it every time money and property are involved,
- 你就变成一个… - 老谋深算 炉火纯青的谈判专家? - you turn into a-- - Skillful, savvy negotiator?
我想说的只有四个字母 但你说的也凑合 Mine only had four letters in it, but yeah.
指脏话 F词
这是形势所需 It's the way I have to do it.
接受现实吧 我不是那种 Let's face it, I'm not the kind of guy
边打高尔夫边签合同的人 that hammers out a contract on the 18th hole
或者在 Billy 的脱衣舞酒吧里 边喝酒边谈生意的人 or closes a deal over brewskis at Billy's Topless.
首先 谁会在 Billy 的脱衣舞酒吧里谈生意 First of all, who closes a deal at Billy's Topless,
除了 Billy 本人之外? except maybe Billy?
其次 And second of all,
别告诉我 你又要打同志牌了 don't tell me that you're gonna pull out the gay card.
身为同志是很艰辛的… It is a lot harder for a gay man-- -
如果你要打同志牌 Because if you're pulling out the gay card,
我就要打女性牌 I'm pulling out the girl card,
世人皆知 女性牌绝对打得过同志牌 and we both know that the girl card trumps the gay card.
别逼我搬出我的朋友 Joni 好吗? Don't make me get my friend Joni over here.
毕竟我们都知道 唯一能打过女性牌的 Because we both know that the only card that trumps the girl card
就是拉拉牌 is the gay girl card.
好的 我可不会输 我会叫 Jill 来 Okay, I'm not losing this. I will call Jill,
我的非裔 性向不确定 还有失读症的… my African-American, bi-curious, dyslexic--
算了 心好累 我退出 forget it, I'm exhausted. I fold.
明智之举 That's a good move,
因为我恰好认识一个毫无特长 发梢分岔的变性人 because I happen to know a differently-abled transsexual with split ends,
那绝对是通杀 先生 and that beats the house, mister.
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