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这世界是怎么了 我已经看到10个肥佬了 What's wrong with the world? I've just counted ten fat people.
不对 是11个 No. Eleven.
你能帮忙提个袋子吗 Can you carry one of these bags?
不能 我说了我胳膊疼的 No. I told you, my arm hurts.
50年来 每晚都得挣脱你 Pushing you away from me every night for 50 years
让我的身体不堪重负 has taken its toll on my body.
重力也帮了大忙 So has gravity.
而且 在提东西这事上你比我擅长多了 Besides, you're so much cleverer at carrying things than I am.
我肯定会弄乱弄脏弄掉的 I shall probably muck it all up.
为什么对于你不想干的事 我总是比较擅长呢 Why am I always better at the things that you don't want to do?
我不是你的仆人 弗雷迪 I'm not your servant, Freddie.
斯图尔特 我绝不会把你看做是我的仆人的 Stuart, I would never think of you as my servant.
很好 Good.
我认为你是我的管家 I think of you as my housekeeper.
那个责任可重大多了 It's a more important contribution.
那你又为这个家做了什么 What exactly is it that you contribute?
你都好几个月没接到片约了 You haven't had an acting job in months.
那是因为我现在的年龄太尴尬 That's because I'm at an awkward age.
你年龄都尴尬了30年了 You have been at an awkward age for three decades.
如果我能再坚持几年 If I can just stick it out a bit longer,
就能胜任一个全新的角色类型 I'll segue into a whole new range of roles.
演尸体吗 Corpses?
你到底想跟我们说什么 小维 So, what is it you need to talk to us about, Vi?
是啊 小维 今天我们任你差遣 Yes, Vi, we're all yours.
你想说多久都可以 You take all the time you need.
-谢谢你 亲爱的 -你有没有告诉她 - Thank you, darling. - Did you tell her
我们20分钟后有个预约 we have an appointment in 20 minutes?
说了 Yes.
很好 Good.
我们其实并没有预约 对吧 We don't really have an appointment, do we?
没 No.
很好 Good.
是关于我丈夫加斯帕的 It concerns my husband Jasper.
对哦 我老是忘记你已经结婚了 Oh, that's right. I keep forgetting you're married.
很明显我老公也忘了 Well, apparently so does he.
我们度完蜜月回来后 You see, I haven't seen Jasper
我就再没看到过加斯帕 since we returned from our honeymoon.
感觉他从人间蒸发了 It seems he's disappeared.
可怜的维奥莱特 Oh, poor Violet.
-你需要什么尽管说 -谢谢你 斯图尔特 - If there's anything you need... - Oh thank you, Stuart.
别 别碰奶酪 No, don't touch the cheese.
那是摆出来做样子的 It's just for show.
真是抱歉 Awfully sorry.
但我就是不明白 你之前怎么从来没提过 But I don't understand. Why didn't you say anything before this?
可能是我觉得很丢脸吧 I suppose I was ashamed.
我有些话 你听了可能会好受点 Perhaps I can say something to make you feel better.
-你想听吗 -非常想 亲爱的 - Would you like that? - Very much, darling.
你没什么好觉得丢脸的 You have nothing to be ashamed about,
抬头挺胸做人就好 so you hold your head up high.
哪怕所有人都认为你很可怜 没人爱 Even though people are going to see you as pathetic and rejected,
是个弃妇 注定孤独 也没关系 cast off, abandoned, unlovable.
我改主意了 我宁可你没说这话安慰我 I've changed my mind, I'd rather you didn't make me feel better.
当然了 等你准备好了 随时告诉我 Of course. When you're ready, you just let me know.
-你好啊 艾什 -大家好 - Hello, Ash! - Hi!
-我能告诉艾什吗 -我想自己告诉他 - Can I tell Ash? - I think maybe I'd like to.
维奥莱特的老公抛弃了她 Violet's husband has left her.
我很遗憾 维奥莱特 I'm sorry, Violet.
他没抛弃我 他只是 He didn't leave me, he just
暂时离开了几个星期 seems to have stepped out for a few weeks.
他肯定会回来的 然后我们一笑了之 I'm sure he'll turn up soon and then we'll all laugh about it.
你就这样安慰自己吧 亲爱的 You hold on to that thought, dear.
天啊 这下我有点愧疚了 Gosh, Now I feel bad about
因为我是来告诉你们我新交了个女朋友的 coming round to talk about my new girlfriend.
你的确该感到愧疚 You should do!
当然没事 艾什 我真心为你高兴 Of course not, Ash, I'm very happy for you.
-谢了 维奥莱特 -我只希望她能 满足你 - Thanks, Violet. - I only hope she's able to... satisfy you,
因为如果她不能满足你 because if she's not able to satisfy you...
她可以的 她能把我榨干 She is! She totally is.
很好 Good.
具体是怎么满足的啊 How, exactly?
斯图尔特 倒酒 好多杯子都空了 Stuart? Drinks. I see lots of empty glasses.
别再把我像仆人一样使唤 弗雷迪 Stop treating me like a servant, Freddie.
我说过我不喜欢这样 I told you, I don't like it!
但他还是会给大家倒酒的 You'll notice he still gets the drinks.
我有个好主意 Oh, I have a fun idea.
不如我们带你出去吃晚饭吧 Why don't we all take you out to dinner,
让你开开心 维奥莱特 to cheer you up, Violet?
我一直想去那家新开的寿司店 Oh, I've been dying to try that new sushi restaurant.
好啊 不如我们去了顺便尝尝猴脑吧 Yes and why not eat monkeys' brains too, while we're at it?
别这么无知 弗雷迪 Oh, don't be so ignorant, Freddie.
我相信那里并非都是... I'm sure it's not all...
怪异 没烹煮过 臭死人 鬼知道是什么的食物 bizarre, uncooked, stinky God-knows-what.
-你一起去吗 艾什 -抱歉 我跟女友有约了 - Are you coming, Ash? - Sorry, I've got plans with my girlfriend.
别再提你女朋友了 Please stop talking about your girlfriend!
你没发现这个女人孤独 惊恐 被抛弃了吗 Can't you see this woman is all alone, terrified and forgotten?
她生无所恋 She's got nobody!
真不敢相信他这么不通人情 Can you believe how insensitive he's being?
-话说晚餐谁来付钱啊 -我们均摊啊 梅森 - Who's paying for this, anyway? - We all are, Mason.
主要是为了安慰维奥莱特 It's to make Violet feel better
因为她丈夫对待她的行为实在太恶劣了 because her husband has been so awful to her.
那不应该是他来付钱吗 Then shouldn't he be paying?
维奥莱特哪儿去了 我们都等得海枯石烂了 Where's Violet? We've been waiting ages.
是啊 我不能继续等了 Yes, and I can't stay much longer.
为什么 你要去哪里 Why? Where do you have to go?
除了和你们相处 我还有别的生活呢 I do have a life outside of all of you.
你有个屁 No, you don't.
请告诉维奥莱特 我很遗憾没能见到她 Please tell Violet I'm sorry I missed her.
你不能走 You can't go!
我们之所以邀请你 The only reason we invited you
就是为了多一个人和我们一起分摊费用 is so that we'd have another person to split the bill with.
是的 我这下明白了 而且这里的东西真贵 Yes, I realise that now, and it's so expensive too.
混蛋 Bugger!
每人只能点一样 不许点酒水 Everybody order one thing. No drinks.
抱歉我来晚了 I'm sorry I'm late, everyone.
我的天 维奥莱特 Oh, my goodness, Violet!
竟然在日本的这家餐厅偶遇你呢 Imagine seeing you here in Japan.
我们这不是在日本 We're not in Japan!
你什么都没错过 小维 You didn't miss anything, Vi,
只错过了梅森的混蛋行为 only Mason being an asshole.
我先准备一下 Let me just get settled.
-我现在状态不好 -看出来了 - I'm in a frightful state. - We see that.
是和你丈夫的事有关吗 Does it have anything to do with your husband?
有一点吧 In a way.
我刚刚收到我妹妹发来的邮件 I just got an email from my sister.
她要来看我 She's coming to visit.
你从没说过你还有个妹妹啊 You've never mentioned a sister.
莉莉安和我好多年没见过面了 Well, Lillian and I haven't seen each other in years.
她嫁给一个富豪之后就搬走了 She married a wealthy man and moved away,
从那以后她就一直看不起我 and since then she's always looked down on me.
我也不知道为什么 I've no idea why.
也许是因为你一直一事无成 Perhaps because your life never amounted to much?
我要告诉你们一些事情 I have something to tell you,
但我不想让你们觉得我是个粗俗的人 but I don't want you to think me uncouth.
你刚刚都从包里拿出一瓶伏特加了还怕什么 You just pulled a bottle of vodka out of your bag!
现在说这种话已经有点晚了 不是吗 It's a little late for that, don't you think?
我对莉莉安撒谎了 I lied to Lillian.
当年我结婚的时候 我骗她说加斯帕是个富豪 When I got married, I told her Jasper was very successful
我们住在一间大房子里 还有一堆仆人服侍 and we lived in a grand flat with a staff of servants.
等她明天来了 她就会发现我的真实状况 Now when she arrives tomorrow, she's going to learn the truth,
发现他抛弃了我 而我一无所有 that he left me and I've got... nothing.
如果我有个办法 能解决所有问题呢 What if I had an idea that could solve everything?
那是绝对不可能的 That's impossible.
唯一的解决办法 就是一场精心策划的骗局 The only way you could solve this is with some elaborate deception
我们其中一个人假扮是小维的丈夫 where one of us pretends to be Vi's husband
剩下的人就假扮仆人 and the rest of us pose as the household staff.
当然了 得在我们家演 And of course we'd have to do it in our flat.
她家就跟地狱一样 Hers is a hellhole.
我也是这么想的 That was my idea.
那应该能行的 Well, that could work.
我今晚过得很开心 I had a great time tonight,
虽然我们认识时间并不算长 and even though it hasn't been that long,
但我感觉我们已经很熟悉对方了 杰茜卡 I feel like we know each other really well, Jessica.
我不叫杰茜卡 我叫杰茜 My name's not Jessica. It's Jess.
-我以为那是杰茜卡的简称 -不是 - Oh, I thought it was short for Jessica. - It's not.
除了不知道你的名字 Well, aside from not knowing your name,
我认为我们还是很亲密的 I feel like we've got really close.
我也觉得 I do, too.
你想吃冰淇淋吗 Hey, do you wanna get some ice cream?
好啊 Sure.
我刚刚想着 你愿意搬过来跟我一起住吗 I was thinking, do you want to move in with me?
-我都没见过你家人呢 -你马上就能见到了 - I haven't even met your family yet. - You will soon, I promise.
见过之后你肯定会想搬来和我一起住的 Then you'll definitely want to move in with me!
到时候再说吧 我还不怎么了解你 艾什 We'll see. I still don't know that much about you, Ash.
我要知道的都已经知道了 杰茜卡 Well, I already know all I need to know about you, Jessica.
是杰茜 Jess.
我操 Shit!
我真不知道该怎么感谢你为我这么做 斯图尔特 I can't thank you enough for doing this for me, Stuart.
不是斯图尔特 是加斯帕 Not Stuart! Jasper!
我是爱你至深的富豪丈夫 Your loving and successful husband!
没错 Right.
我希望这办法能奏效 Oh, I hope this works.
就一顿午餐而已 Look, it's only one lunch.
然后莉莉安就要去赶火车了 Then Lillian has to catch her train.
她随时都可能到 弗雷迪呢 Oh, she should be here any moment. Where's Freddie?
为什么要我演管家 Why do I have to be the butler?
如果我演丈夫的话会更有说服力啊 It's much more believable if I'm the husband.
毕竟这套戏服是你顺手牵羊弄来的 Well you're the one who pinched the costume,
是你参演《唐顿庄园》时顺来的 from when you were on Downton Abbey.
是剧组送我的 They gave it to me.
再说了 你演"直"男一点都不像 Besides, you're never going to pass as straight.
你光是站在地毯上 就能把它踩"弯" You're making that rug gay just by standing on it!
我完全可以扮直男的 Oh, I can pass as straight.
毕竟 我可是和女人上过床的人 After all, I have had sex with a woman.
是啊 都过去50多年了 Yes, over 50 years ago.
不管世事如何变迁 做爱方式依然不变 不是吗 Well, I imagine it still all works the same, doesn't it?
多少变了点吧 More or less.
这么多年来还是有点变化的 It's changed a bit over the years.
我都没脸说现在某些床上花样了 I can't even tell you the things we're expected to do now.
我也是碍于情面才迎合一下的 I only do them to be polite.
我保证我扮直男肯定能过关的 弗雷迪 I guarantee that I will be able to pass as straight, Freddie!
除非你坐着不动 或是不张嘴说话 Perhaps if you don't move or open your mouth.
大家一眼都能看出你才该是仆人 Anyone can see that you should be the servant.
你这话是什么意思 Now what is that supposed to mean?
没什么 就是觉得 Nothing, just that you
你的一举一动都仆味十足 就这样 look and behave like a servant, that's all.
毕竟你是专业演员 代入这个角色就好了 Well, you're an actor. Think of it as a role.
是啊 当然了 我是演员嘛 Yes, of course. I am an actor.
说不定这能成为我职业生涯的巅峰 This could be the greatest performance of my career.
好了 稍微控制一下程度 All right, take it down a notch,
劳伦斯·奥"基"维尔[著名男星] Sir Laurence Olivi-gay.
好了 莉莉安来了 Oh, that's Lillian.
大家加油 Oh, good luck, everyone.
你是管家啊 快去应门 Well, you're the butler. Go and answer it!
对哦 Oh, yes!
-等等 我的角色名是什么 -弗雷迪 - Wait. What's my name? - Freddie!
弗雷迪 Freddie.
记住了 Got it.
你好啊 小维 Hello, Vi!
等等等等等 Tut tut tut tut tut.
在被通报前 不能说话 No speaking until you've been announced.
-报上名来 -莉莉安·哈维弗德-威克汉姆 - Name, please? - Lillian Haverfield-Wickham.
我没听清 大声点 No, I didn't get that. Speak up.
-莉莉安·哈维弗德-威克汉姆 -好的 - Lillian Haverfield-Wickham. - Yes.
有请夫人...你是贵夫人吗 May I present the Lady... Are you a Lady?
不是 No.
那么 有请这位平凡的普通人 Well, may I present the perfectly ordinary person, then,
莉莉安·胡说八道-王母威武 Lillian Hooverdamp-Woosenfield?
好了 可以进去打招呼了 没什么事了 All right, go and say hello. We're finished.
-维奥莱特 亲爱的 -莉莉安 亲爱的 - Violet, dearest! - Lillian, darling.
好久没见了 让我瞧瞧你 It's been so long. Let me look at you.
好了 瞧完了 OK, I'm finished.
你一定就是加斯帕了 And you must be Jasper.
很高兴认识你 I'm very glad to meet you.
维奥莱特可没跟我说你长这么俊啊 Violet didn't tell me how handsome you were.
天了噜 谢谢你哟 Oh, my goodness, thank you!
我是说 谢谢 I mean, thank you.
维奥莱特总对你赞不绝口 Violet speaks so highly of you,
一般都是趁我们做完爱后就夸 usually after we've had sex.
-真古怪 -你务必要原谅加斯帕 - How odd. - Oh, you must forgive Jasper,
他简直是欲求无度 he has an insatiable sexual appetite.
没错 我就是上她上多少次都不够 Yes, I can't get enough of this one!
要我找个东西给你吐一下吗 太太 Shall I find you something to vomit in, madam?
我暂时还用不着 谢了 I'm all right for the time being, thank you.
别傻站着啊 帮忙把夫人的外套取下来 All right, don't just stand there, take the lady's coat!
好了 冷静点 All right, calm down.
请 May I?
-我好喜欢你这房子啊 -谢谢 - I love your flat. - Oh, thank you.
怎么是你谢谢我 又不是你的房子 Why are you thanking me? It's not your flat.
真是抱歉 但主人心地善良 I beg your pardon, but the master is so kind
我一直把这里当做自己家 that I often think of this home as my own.
其实 我出身贫寒 You see, I never came from much.
6岁丧母 Mother died when I was six...
然后他们把我送去了救济院 And then they sent me off to the workhouse
这里就是我唯一的家 and this is the only family I've ever known.
多么令人动容的故事 What a touching story.
仆人的确很容易产生感情 They do get attached.
好了 振作一点 All right, pull yourself together
否则就再把你送回救济院 or it's back to the workhouse.
何不来饮些茶呢 Why don't we have some tea?
我马上就把你介绍给 I'm about to introduce you
我生命中最重要的人 杰茜 to the most important people in my life, Jess.
好激动啊 希望他们喜欢我 I'm so excited. Oh, I hope they like me.
我相信肯定会的 I know they will.
他们是我见过的最真诚的人 You'll never meet more authentic people than these.
艾什少爷回来了 Master Ar-sh to see you.
艾什宝贝 快来妈咪这儿 Ash, darling, come to Mummy!
我们都没想到你这么早就回来了 儿子 We weren't expecting you home this early, son,
对吧亲爱的 were we, dearest?
是啊 没想到呢 No, we weren't.
好 吧 O...k.
你不打算介绍我认识一下大家吗 艾什 Aren't you going to introduce me to everybody, Ash?
不如让他们做个自我介绍吧 Maybe they should introduce themselves first!
我是艾什的父亲 加斯帕 亲爱的 I'm Ash's father, Jasper, dear,
这个性感尤物是我妻子维奥莱特 and this ravishing creature is my wife Violet.
我是艾什的继母 亲爱的 And I'm Ash's stepmother, darling,
但我们之间的关系极其亲密 but we've become incredibly close.
来 吻一下妈咪 Now, give Mummy a kiss.
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艾什是我在第一段婚姻中生的儿子 Ash is from my first marriage.
我跟很多女人做过爱 I've had sex with a lot of women.
我是管家弗雷迪 I'm Freddie the butler.
我出身贫寒 You see, I never came from much.
我6岁丧母 Mother died when I was six...
没人想再次听到这个故事 Nobody wants to hear all that again.
去给大家把酒满上 Go and fill some glasses.
对哦 我想起来你的确提到过加斯帕有个儿子 Oh, yes, I believe you mentioned Jasper had a son.
我从来都不知道你会这么有母爱呢 I never knew you could be so maternal.
我超有母爱的 I'm very maternal.
有时候当艾什做噩梦的时候 Sometimes when Ash has a nightmare,
他还会爬到我们的床上来睡呢 he even climbs into bed with us.
不 并没有 No, I don't.
那真是太有爱了 也很 不寻常 Oh, that's so sweet. And unusual.
你不是还跟我说 Didn't you also tell me
他是个出色的体操运动员吗 维奥莱特 he was a champion gymnast, Violet?
没错 I did.
你为什么要那么说啊 妈咪 Why would you say that, Mum?
来表演一下吧 后空翻什么的 Oh, do something for us. A back flip perhaps?
我看还是免了吧 I'd rather not.
我都不知道你曾是个体操运动员呢 I didn't know you were a gymnast.
是啊 他身体超灵活的呢 Oh, yes, he's very limber!
来表演下嘛 Oh, do, please!
来吧 儿子 你让我们在客人面前丢人了啊 Yes, come on, son, you're embarrassing us in front of company.
-不是 我... -赶紧做 别废话了 - No, really, I... - Oh, just do it, for Christ's sake!
我做到了 I did it!
-我做到了 -耶 - I did it! - Yeah!
天了噜 声音可真细真尖啊 My, what a very high-pitched squeal that was.
我可以用吸尘器打扫下这里吗 Is it all right if I hoover in here?
现在不是时候 佩内洛普 It's not a good time, Penelope.
我5点可就下班了 Well, I leave at five,
如果你们还希望我打扫 那就得快点开工了 so if you want it done, it'll have to be soon.
能给我一杯水吗 Oh, could I have a glass of water, please?
不行 你把我当什么了啊 No. Who do you think I am?
弗雷迪 倒酒 Freddie! Drinks!
好多杯子都空了 And I see lots of empty glasses.
有时候我都不太确定他还能干些什么 Sometimes I'm not quite sure what he does,
除了从我这儿领工资啥也不会 other than cash my cheques.
我能跟您去厨房里说点事吗 老爷 Might I have a word with you in the kitchen, sir?
那我们先失陪一下 If you will excuse us.
他估计又想跟我说一个他的悲惨故事 He probably wants to tell me another one of his sob stories,
好从我这儿多挤榨出一些钱 so he can squeeze a few more pounds out of me.
你对我实在太恶劣了 You're treating me horribly!
你在胡说些什么呢 我是为维奥莱特才这么做的 What are you talking about? I'm only doing it for Violet.
似乎你有点过于享受使唤我了 It seems like you're enjoying bossing me around entirely too much.
你是想通过这种方式报复我吗 Oh, is this your way to get even with me?
当然不是啦 Of course not.
不 完全是因为你演管家的可信度太高了 No, it's only because you are so believable as the butler,
你塑造的这个角色真是生动形象 无懈可击 the character you've created is so vivid and alive.
是啊 没错 Yes, yes, well,
那是因为我为他创造了一个背景故事 that's because I came up with a back story for him.
-那个...-我知道 我们都听过好几次了 - You see... - Yeah, I know, we've heard it several times.
稍微和善那么一点点 Just try to be a little kinder.
弗雷迪的内心可没他表面那么坚强 Freddie is more fragile than he lets on.
好啦 All right.
我好讨厌这份工作 Oh, I hate this job.
我感觉我一直在谈论我自己 I feel like I've been talking about myself
和我优越幸福的生活 and my wonderful life all this time.
告诉我 莉莉安 你丈夫怎么样了 Tell me, Lillian, how is your husband?
他依然是个死人 不过我们相处得融洽多了 He's still dead, but we're getting along better.
我真不敢相信你们竟然是姐妹 I can't believe you're sisters.
你们两个简直是截然不同 You both seem so different.
你的头发真是我这辈子 And haven't you got the most beautiful hair
见过的最美的呢 I've ever seen in my entire life?
在我看来她们可没那么大的不同 They don't seem that different to me.
艾什 你们两个此次到访是所为何事啊 So, Ash, what brings you both here?
我原本想介绍你们认识下杰茜 Well, I wanted to introduce you to Jess
然后告诉你们 我... and tell you that I, er...
-算了 没什么 -告诉我们什么啊 亲爱的 - Never mind. - Tell us what, darling?
现在或许不是时候 Maybe now is not the best time.
艾什让我搬过来跟他同居 Ash asked me to move in with him.
-我说我得考虑一下 -这么快就同居了吗 - I said I had to think about it. - Already?
是啊 怎么了 Yeah. Why?
你不觉得这有点太快了吗 儿啊 Don't you think it's a bit quick, son?
是啊 你可得仔细想清楚了 艾什 Yes, you must think long and hard about this, Ash.
我们也希望你开心幸福 You know, we only want what's best for you,
但我真不愿意看到 but I'd hate to see
你尚未准备好 就仓促做出决定 you rushing into something when you're not ready.
这可是很重大的一步啊 This is a serious step.
我懂的 I know.
我真的希望你能支持我这个决定 弗雷迪 I really want you to support me in this, Freddie.
好吧 我也很想支持 Yes, and I would like to,
但老夫做不到啊 but I just can't.
我能问下为什么这个管家的意见那么重要吗 Can I ask why the butler's opinion is so important?
因为艾什基本上是他一手带大的 Well, it's just that he practically raised Ash.
你知道弗雷迪6岁丧母的事吧 You do know that Freddie's mother died when he was only six?
这个小可怜 差不多是被卖去当奴隶了 Then the poor thing was basically sold into child slavery.
显然 那偶尔会影响到他的某些行为 Obviously that's going to have an effect on his behaviour at times.
谢谢理解 Thank you.
没错 亲爱的 但弗雷迪有时候会越界 Yes, dear, but Freddie sometimes oversteps his bounds.
他只是个打工的 得搞清楚自己的身份才行 He is an employee and needs to know his place.
你个老东西 快去拿酒 So let's go, you! Drinks!
行了 我受够了 All right, I've had enough!
你竟敢那样跟我说话 你这坨臭狗屎 How dare you speak to me like that, you little shit!
够了 你被炒了 That's it! You're fired!
炒了 我侍奉这个家庭已经30年了 Fired? I've been with this family for 30 years!
我无法一个人做两个人的工作啊 I can't do his work and mine!
-你又是谁啊 -我也不知道 - And who are you? - I have no idea.
你不是该去赶火车了吗 莉莉安 Shouldn't you be catching your train, Lillian?
我没跟你说吗 我不赶火车了 Didn't I tell you? I'm not catching the train.
我打算陪你住一段时间 I've decided to stay with you for a while.
我该找谁谈一下遣散费的事 Who do I speak to about my redundancy package?
我觉得我们是时候稍微谈一下了 莉莉安 I think it's time we had a little talk, Lillian.
是的 同意 好久没谈过了 Yes, I agree. It's been too long.
我都不知道你丈夫去世的事儿呢 I hadn't even realised your husband had died.
两任丈夫都死了 都开始让我觉得自己克夫了 Two. Starting to make me self-conscious.
听着 我有件事要告诉你 莉莉安 Look, there's something I have to tell you, Lillian.
在你开口之前 我也有事要告诉你 Before you do, there's something I have to tell you, too.
我并没有钱 维奥莱特 我破产了 I don't have any money, Violet. I'm broke.
我的两任丈夫一点遗产都没留给我 Both my husbands left me with nothing
而且我的4个孩子都是瘾君子 and all four of my children are drug addicts,
不过那是另外一件事了 but that's a whole other story.
我这么多年来一直都骗了你 I've lied to you all these years
装作过着富贵的生活 其实并非如此 to make myself seem something I wasn't.
你刚刚想对我说什么来着 Now, what did you want to tell me?
就是我从来就没喜欢过你 That I've never liked you.
我觉得你该走了 Now I think you should leave.
我不太能接受家里多了个撒谎精 I don't feel comfortable having a liar in my home.
行 我走 Fine! I'll go!
认识你们这群人真是让人太开心了 It's been absolutely splendid meeting you all,
但我必须回家了 but I must be heading home.
顺便告诉你一声 你丈夫是个基佬 Oh, and just so you know, your husband's gay.
我就说吧 I told you!
艾什 我搞糊涂了 那个男人是你父亲吗 Ash, I'm confused. Is that man your father?
并不是 Well, not really.
我们都是在演戏呢 亲爱的 We've all just been pretending, darling,
就为了让我妹妹觉得我是个有钱人 in order to make my sister think that I'm wealthy.
这是弗雷迪和斯图尔特的公寓 This is Freddie and Stuart's flat,
我们都是他们的朋友 and we're all their friends.
天啊 那真是...太赞了 Oh, my God. That's... amazing.
我倒是觉得我想搬到这里来住 I think I want to move in here!
欢迎加入我们的小家庭 杰茜卡 Welcome to our little family, Jessica.
其实就是杰茜而已 It's actually just Jess.
不 是杰茜卡 No. It's Jessica.
我之前是开玩笑的啦 小傻瓜 I was only kidding before. Duhh!
你们这些人都他妈是疯子啊 You people are all fucking insane.
能再给我加点茶吗 May I have some more tea, please?
当然可以 Certainly.
本该不需要我开口才对 And I shouldn't have to ask.
我的杯子就不该是空的 I should never be looking at an empty cup.
又回到之前的老情况了 你把我当垃圾一样对待 Well, here we are again, you treating me like rubbish...
我却在一旁等着伺候你 and me waiting upon you.
但不知为何这让人感觉很自然 But it feels right, somehow.
确实 It does.
早上好 Morning.
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