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Grace 我们要去的是林中小屋 Grace. We're going to a cabin in the woods.
我几乎确定你不需要带上亮闪闪的手提包 I'm almost certain you're not going to need a sequined purse.
好吧 Okay.
你需要吗? Do you need it?
Grace 搭配这身? 算了吧... Grace. With this outfit? No...
再告诉我一下 我们为什么要去? So tell me again. Why are we doing this?
我告诉你了 我要看冬景 I told you. I need to see winter.
来嘛 我们可以堆个雪人 Come on. We'll build a snowman.
用胡萝卜做一些有趣的事情 do funny things with the carrot.
好吧... Well...
我喜欢蔬菜 I do like me vegetables.
但是 我是说 整个周末都与 Jack 和 Karen 在一起... But. I mean. A whole weekend with Jack and Karen...
噢 拜托 那才叫刺激 Oh. Come on. That's the incentive.
单纯想像一下 Just think about it.
Karen 能在大自然里做什么事情? Karen. Doing anything in nature?
还有 Jack 来劈柴? And Jack chopping wood?
嗯 Hmm.
林中素裹藏小楼 To the cabin we will go
雪地冰天逍遥游 And ski upon the snow
遥望毛熊遍地走 We'll see a lot of bears
抛却烦恼和忧愁 Forgettin' all our cares.
耶... Yeah...
女士们先生们 掌声欢迎 吹牛老妈 Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for Puff Mommy.
戏仿吹牛老爹 (Puff Daddy) 美国著名说唱歌手/制作人
好了 好了 听着 Okay. Okay. Listen.
Will 只需要知道 这就是一次寻开心 As far as Will knows, this is just a fun,
说走就走的任性周末游 impulsive get away for the weekend.
所以请千万不要提起 Michael So please, no mention of Michael,
或者关于明天是他们的周年纪念日这件事 or the fact that tomorrow would have been their anniversary.
这趟旅行就是为了让他忘了这茬 This is to take his mind off that.
噢 看啊 暖手宝一个 Oh. Look. Mittens and a muff.
我的嘴巴在收音吗? Is this on?
噢 我想要这个 Ooh. Can I have this?
这能突显出我的瞳孔中的栗色 It'll bring out the chestnut in my eyes.
不 不 那是 Will 的 No. No. That's Will's.
而且是他最不想看到的东西 and that's the last thing he'd want to see.
Michael 给他的生日礼物 Michael gave that to him for his birthday.
嗨 我是围巾酱 Hi. I'm Scarfy.
我是你在甩了你男友之前 给他的生日礼物 I'm the gift you give your boyfriend before you dump him.
我可要12大洋 I cost $12.
嘿! 别太没品! Hey! Sensitivo!
- 我刚刚给你说什么了? - 知道了 - What did I just say to you? - I heard you.
你知道的 没人会带我去度假 当我结束一段关系 和... You know, no one took me on vacation when I broke up with...
那人长什么样来着 呃... what's-his-face. Uh...
银发 纹身 山羊胡 我是在说谁? Bleached hair. Tattoo. Goatee. Who am I talking about?
天啊 我可不知道 亲爱的 God. I don't know. Honey.
你的描述就是基海捞针 You just described a needle in a gaystack.
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时间轴 安安 豆猫 Water
翻译 蜈蚣
第一季 第十七集 秘密与私情 S01E17 Secrets and Lays
戏仿1996年戛纳电影节最佳影片《秘密与谎言》(Secrets & Lies)
校对 豆猫 胜裕 Water
特效 Water 压制 Water
好了 各位 都进来吧 All right. Everybody. Come on in.
女孩们住楼下 男孩们住楼上 Girls are downstairs. Boys are up.
嘿 家伙! 对我的行李上点心 Hey, people! Careful with my luggage.
Grace? Grace?
亲爱的 箱子离墙六英寸再放 我看得出你是个破坏王 Honey. Six inches from the walls. I can tell you're a basher.
好了 拿去吧 All right. Here you go.
就当辛苦费了 For your troubles.
Karen 你这是在给我们小费吗? Karen. You're tipping us?
我们不会要你的钱 We're not gonna take your money.
夫人今天晚上需要毛巾吗? Will Mum be needing towels this evening?
- 这里是不是很梦幻? - 是啊 - Isn't this fantastic? - Yeah.
噢 天啊 瞧瞧这儿 Oh God. Look at it.
周围一个人都没有 There's like no one around.
天啊 我们要是被困在这里怎么办? My God. What if we got trapped up here?
我们几个先吃了谁? Who'd we eat first?
好吧 Karen 不纳入考虑 Well. Karen's out.
因为她身上没有任何天然或者能消化的东西 Cause there's nothing natural or digestible on her body.
而且我这么说是意在恭维 And I mean that as a compliment.
我也是这么看待的 亲爱的 And I took that way. Honey.
好吧 别考虑我 因为我太娇弱了 Well. I'm out. 'cause I'm too petite.
顶多能熬一碗汤 A good soup is all you're gonna get from me.
必须得找个鲜嫩 It'd have to be someone with enough meat
换言之 肥美的人 slash fat on him.
噢 Will Oh. Will.
尽量别太走动 这样肉会嫩一些 Try not to move around too much. It'll keep you tender.
等等 怎么就没人想要吃我? Wait a minute. How come no one wants to eat me?
嚼不动 Too chewy.
Karen 你看见这个了吗? Karen, did you see this?
看门的留下一张便条 It's a note from the caretaker.
Cook 死了 Cook's dead.
谁是 Cook? Who's Cook?
我家厨师 Our cook.
你们家厨师就叫厨师? Your cook's name is Cook?
不 Grace 他当然有名字 No. Grace. He has a name.
只不过我忘了 I just don't remember it.
好吧 等等 我会想起来的 会想起来的 Well. Wait a minute. It'll come to me. It'll come to me.
"那些该死的鸡蛋哪去了... "Where are my damn eggs...
Paul?" Paul?"
就叫Paul Paul.
天啊 God.
Paul 死了 Paul is dead.
见鬼的 那现在谁能给我们做饭? Now who the hell is gonna cook for us?!
我想哀悼仪式已经划上了句号 I guess this concludes the mourning period.
等等 或许厨师的死 Wait. Maybe the passing of Cook
会让我们因祸得福 was a blessing in disguise.
我来做饭 I'm gonna cook.
男人们 去野外打猎吧 Men. Go hunt wild game.
在山下两英里有个白母鸡便利店 There's a White Hen Pantry two miles down the hill.
Karen 同志不会接东西的 Karen. The gays don't catch.
请允许我 Allow me,
为女士们打猎和采集 to go hunt and gather for the womenfolk.
Jack 你不觉得和 Will 一起出门会很好么 Jack, don't you think it would be nice if you went with Will
这样他就不会落得孤单一人了? so that he didn't have to be alone?
好吧 Okay.
非常好 我将和女士一起去打猎和采集 Very well. I'll hunt and gather with our womenfolk.
再次感谢 Karen 让我们用你的小木屋 Thanks again. Karen. For letting us use your cabin.
这对 Will 来说真是太好了 This is gonna be so great for Will.
噢 没问题 亲爱的 Aw. No problem. Honey.
Stan 得带孩子们去斯卡斯代尔见他们的生母 Stan had to take his kids to Scarsdale to see their real mother.
她叫什么来着? What was her name?
等等 我会想起来的 Wait a minute. It'll come to me.
"Stan 带孩子们去看看那个婊子... "Stan. Take the kids to see that bitch...
Cathy!" Cathy!"
叫 Cathy Cathy.
嘿 Walker 夫人 Hey. Mrs. Walker.
Campbell 是你吗? Campbell. Is that you?
小 Campbell? Little Campbell?
哎呦 哎呦 看看你都长这么大了 My. My. Look how you've grown.
我们三个月前刚见过 We saw each other three months ago.
噢 好吧 Oh. Well.
我猜在林子里什么东西都看起来格外大 I guess everything just looks bigger in the woods.
Wood 双关 树林/勃起的生殖器
- Campbell? - 我的天啊 Grace Adler? - Campbell? - Oh my God. Grace Adler?
我的天啊 Oh my God.
你们两个居然认识? You two know each other?
高中同学! High school!
我们一起去看了情人小子的演唱会 We went to see "Loverboy" Together.
Loverboy 加拿大八十年代热门摇滚乐队
我的天啊! 对啊 我们的确去了 Oh my God! That's right. We did.
所以你们在高中是一对怪胎 So you were both geeks in high school.
Campbell 你在这儿做什么? Campbell. What are you doing here?
啥事儿都做一点 打理打理小屋 Little of everything. I take care of cabins.
冬天滑滑雪 夏天骑骑车 In the winter I ski. Summer I bike.
是嘛 Yeah.
你天生适合户外活动 The outdoors agrees with you.
让你面目一新 Works for you.
让你改头换面 Does a lot for you.
污染空气和混凝土也让你变化很大啊 And stale air and concrete does a lot for you.
你看起来不错 You look good.
你看起来也很不错 You look really good.
真不敢相信能在这见到你 I can't believe you're here.
亲爱的 Campbell 是来送木头的 Honey. Campbell brought the wood in.
看起来还要带着一根走 Looks like he'll be leaving with it. Too.
Wood 双关 木头/勃起的生殖器
我得去干活了 I should go finish my rounds.
但你想不想待会儿见一面 一起喝一杯? But do you want to get together later, grab a beer?
噢 当然 十分乐意 Oh yeah. I'd love to.
噢 嗯 我... 我不行 Oh. Um. I... I can't.
我和朋友一起来的 我们有些 嗯... I came up with friends. And we have um...
杂务 stuff.
好吧 当然 如果你改了主意的话 Okay. Well. If you change your mind.
午夜前我都会在"埃德的流浪汉"上班 I'm working till midnight at Ed's Beachcomber.
是个当地酒吧 It's a local pub.
好的 Okay.
见到你真的很高兴 It was really good seeing you.
- 好的 呃 请多保重 - 好的 - All right. Uh. Take care. - Okay.
午夜 Midnight.
为什么我在 L.L. Bean 的产品目录上订不到他? Why can't I order that from the L.L. Bean catalogue?
美国著名的户外用品品牌
女人 你疯了吗?! Woman. Are you insane?!
- 抓住机会! - 噢... - Go fetch it! - Oh...
不行 这个周末的主角是 Will No. This weekend is about Will.
我们来这就是为了他 We're all here for him.
噢 我简直无法相信 Oh. I cannot believe you.
我们已然被困在荒郊野外 We are trapped alone in the wilderness
Wayland Flowers 活跃于70~80年代的木偶艺人 Madame 衣着艳丽的木偶 原型参考了 Gloria Swanson 等同志女神
与基佬和他的木偶雪儿一起 with Wayland and Madame.
而你就这么眼睁睁地放走了蓝牛宝贝? and you just let Babe the Blue Ox walk out that door?
传统民间故事中巨人伐木工 Paul Bunyan 的伙伴
好好想想你都干了什么 Now you think about that.
Jack 那可不是个单词 Jack. That's not a word.
呃 我说是就是 Uh. Yeah it is.
用它造个句 Use it in a sentence.
每天早上 我... Every morning. I...
都用冷水"糊"脸 "spramp" my face with cold water.
"糊"脸? 那是什么玩意儿? "Spramp" your face? What the hell is that?
对 "糊" "糊"! Yes. "Spramp". "Spramp"!
按摩浴缸里的泡泡"糊"出水面 The bubbles from the Jacuzzi "spramp" up.
注意海水是怎样"糊"向礁石 Note how the sea "spramps" off the jagged rocks.
并不是你做这个手势 就能让它成为单词 Just because you do this, doesn't make it a word.
那可说不好 Will I don't know. Will.
我睡觉前 Before I get into bed.
我都喜欢为 Stan "糊"上点栀子香水 I like to "spramp" on a little gardenia for Stan.
不 不行 No. You don't!
你们不能用"糊" You do not "spramp".
因为自从语言诞生以来 because no one has ever
没有任何人曾经"糊"过任何东西 "spramped" anything in the history of language.
天啊 真是个烦人精 Jeez. What a carpooch.
可不是嘛 Tell me about it.
好吧 Jack 随它去 Okay. Jack. Let it go.
抱歉 我忘了这个周末是"属于 Will 的" Sorry. I forgot this is "Will's Weekend”.
嗷 Ow.
刚刚这出是什么? What was that?
嗯 充满欢乐 Um. Of fun.
属于 Will 的欢乐周末 你感受到了欢乐吗? Will's weekend of fun. Are you having fun?
- 是的 - 那就好! - Yeah. - Good!
- 哇! - 棒呆 完美 好极了 - Woo! - Excellent. Perfect. Great.
" '表演过度' 《纽约时报》评价" "'Overacted' said the New York Times."
" '廉价又空洞' 《波士顿环球报》评价" "'Cheap and transparent.' said the Boston Globe."
听着 这一切不会是有关于事实上 Look, this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that
这本应是我和 Michael 周年纪念日吧? this would have been Michael's and my anniversary?
- 不! 不 当然不是 - 拜托 别那么自以为是 - No! No. Absolutely not. - Come on. Get over youself.
这太荒唐了 That's ridiculous.
- 好吧 我想是的... - 好吧 算是吧 从某方面来说 - Okay. I guess so... - All right. Yeah. I guess in a way it is.
伙计们 这样做真是太贴心了 Guys. That's really very sweet.
但是真的没什么大不了 But it's not a big deal.
听着 Will 我们知道 Look. Will. We knew that
这对你来说肯定是一个很难熬的周末 this was gonna be a difficult weekend for you.
而且我们只是想着让你 and we just thought this would take your mind off of it.
噢 我的烤肉好了 Oh. There's my roast.
伙计们 谢谢 Guys. Thank you.
并不是说我不感激这个小小的同情派对 It's not that I don't appreciate your little pity party.
但是 说真的 相信我说的话 but really, take my word for it.
我真的没什么 I'm okay about Michael.
她真是个坚强的小面包机 She's such a brave little toaster.
出自八十年代动画片《电器小英雄》(The Brave Little Toaster)
好的 上菜了 Okay. Here it is.
- 这是啥玩意? - 牛里脊 - What is it? - Beef tenderloin.
我觉得它还在活蹦乱跳 I don't think it's dead yet.
看起来真是既疯狂又刺激 It just looks mad and really hot.
Karen 它看起来... Karen. It looks...
棒极了 great.
而且闻起来... And it smells...
有种特别的味道 It smells...
嗯 Will 这... 这闻起来像什么? Um. Will. What... what does it smell like?
闻起来像... It smells like...
- 披萨 披萨 - 我去打电话叫外卖 - Pizza. Pizza. - I'll make the call.
- 我来清理桌子 - 我来把这玩意埋了 - I'll clear the table. - I'll bury this.
嘿 等一下... Hey. Wait a minute...
好吧 我受够了 Well. I'm bored.
我得去跳段迪斯科小憩一下 I'm gonna go take my disco nap.
你知道 即使你欺骗了我 You know, even though you lied to me
也误导了我 and deceived me...
甚至 Karen 也在这 and Karen's here.
我仍然享受了一段美好时光 I'm still having a good time.
- 谢谢 - 当然 - Thanks. - Sure.
如果我还能为你做点别的什么... And if there's anything else I can do for you...
既然你提起来 还真有一件事 Now that you mention it. There is one thing.
你来擦盘子 You can finish drying.
- 我要上楼了 - 你确定? - I'm going upstairs. - Are you sure?
因为如果你想的话 我们可以做棉花糖 'Cause if you want, we can make s'mores.
棉花糖? S'mores?
Adler 小姐 在 Walker 露营组的辅导员里 Miss Adler, of all the counselors here at Camp Walker.
你是我最喜欢的一个 You're my favorite.
天啊 我还以为他永远不会离开了 God, I thought he was never gonna leave.
已经十一点半了 拜托 准备就绪 It's 11:30. Come on. Get it in gear.
- 你在说什么啊? - 亲爱的 马上就到午夜了 - What are you talking about? - Honey. It's almost midnight.
到灰姑娘变身活泼小浪妹的时间了 Time for Cinderella to turn into a frisky little minx.
哈? 哈? 哈哈哈哈哈哈 Huh? Huh? Hahahahahaha.
你什么时候变成戳人狂魔了? When did you turn into a poker?
Grace 都十一点半了 Grace. It's 11 :30.
Campbell 再过半个小时就要下班了 Campbell gets off work in half an hour.
你难道不想探索一下他那话儿的质量吗? Don't you want to find out if he's mm-mm good!?
恶搞金宝汤 (Campbell Soup) 经典广告词 "Mmm Mmm Good"
那 Will 怎么办? What about Will?
噢 他还能怎么样? 拜托 Grace Oh. What about him? Come on. Grace.
说实在的 看啊 看看外头 I mean, look, look out there.
那些松鼠做得都比你多 Those squirrels are gettin' more action than you are.
我说不好 I don't know.
我和远古时期的前男友重燃爱火 Me reuniting with an old boyfriend
在 Will 试图忘掉他的前尘旧梦之时? when Will is trying to forget about his?
这样好像真不怎么... It just doesn't seem...
该死 看看那些松鼠 Damn. Look at those squirrels go.
好吧 Grace 你是对的 你是对的 All right. Grace. You're right. You're right.
忘了 Campbell 吧 谁需要他? Forget about Campbell. Who needs him?
谁需要他那强壮有力的手臂 Who needs his strong sinewy arms
和他那搓衣板般的腹肌呢? and his washboard abs?
他用犀利 忧郁 His fierce, dark,
极具穿透力的眼神盯着你 正当他 penetrating eyes looking at you as he
把你顶在水槽上 backs you up against the sink,
撩拨你的头发 粗暴地把你翻过来... grabs you by the hair, turns you roughly...
又不算太粗暴 但是 not too roughly. But.
该死 怎么才算太粗暴? Hell. What's too roughly?
- 嘿 你都燥动得让窗户起雾了 - 是啊 - Hey. You're fogging up the windows. - Yeah.
- 你为什么不去上床睡觉? - 嗯 - Why don't you go to bed? - Mmm.
好了 手到钱来 Okay. This is the money hand.
一决胜负 Showcase showdown.
购物节目《猜价格》(The Price Is Right) 中的经典环节
没错 不管是谁输了这把 Yup. Whoever loses this hand
都得亮出自己的好家伙了 is gonna be showin' the goodie package.
亲爱的 为... Honey. Wh...
为什么我们这么玩? why are we doing this?
好吧 这是脱衣扑克 Well. It's strip poker.
我们就只是一直玩到我们都脱光为止 We just keep playing till we're both naked.
然后... And then...
嗯 我们可以... Well. We could...
你听到了吗? Did you hear that?
- 是啊 - 天啊 - Yes. - Oh my God.
亲爱的 好吧... 我的天啊 你看到了吗? Honey. Well... Oh my God. Do you see that?
那是什么? 看起来像一个巨大红色 What is that? It looks like a big red
蓬头乱发的松鼠还什么的 matted rodent or something.
好吧 我不太能准确地... 噢 它过来了! Well. I can't quite... Oh. There it is!
这是什么见鬼的玩意?! What the hell is that?!
我不知道 但它在到处乱窜! I don't know. But it's moving around back!
我来拿手电筒 I'll get the flashlight.
我... I...
我觉得我从来没在大自然中看到过这种红色 I don't think I've ever seen that color in nature before.
天啊! 那是雪人怪吗? Oh my God! Ls it a yeti?
不 No.
不 只是一个漂染了陶土色头发的单身白人女 No. It's a single white female with a terra-cotta rinse.
你到底在干嘛? 你可把我吓惨了! What are you doing? You scared the crap out of me!
好吧 很抱歉 我们以为你是大脚怪的亲戚 Well. I'm sorry. We thought you were Big Foot's cousin.
长毛怪! Big Hair!
所以你上哪去了? So where were ya?
是和你的 Loverboy 幽会吗? Did you go out with Loverboy?
是的 Yes.
而且都把嘴巴给我闭紧点 如果可能的话 And keep your mouths shut about it, if that's possible.
好嘛 你都怒形于色了 Well. Color you moody.
有什么问题吗? What's the problem?
有什么问题? What's the problem?
你想知道问题所在吗? You want to know what the problem is?
外面有个男人想要我 There's a man out there who wants me.
然而我却无法和他在一起 因为楼上还有一个男人需要我 and I'm not with him because there's a man upstairs who needs me.
我做也"糊"了一脸 不做也"糊"了一脸 I'm "spramped" if I do. I'm "spramped" if I don't.
好吧 首先 你展示了这个词的错误用法 Okay. First of all. That's the incorrect use of that word.
其次 所以 切入正题 Second of all. So, cut to the chase.
我是不是要做叔叔了? Am I gonna be an uncle or not?
不 我们只是接吻了 No. We just kissed.
好吧 然后一些些隔着毛衣的爱抚 但也就止步于此了 Okay. Then a little over-the-sweater action. But that's it.
Grace 今晚我和 Jack 都玩得比你开 Grace, I got further with Jack tonight.
我很久都没有这么开心过了 I haven't felt this good in a long time.
而且 Karen 这都是你的错 And it's all your fault. Karen.
嘿 我可也是有感情的 你知道吧? Hey. I have feelings too. You know?
该死 我明明在努力地摆一张正经脸 Damn it. I was trying to keep a straight face.
我要睡觉了 I'm going to bed.
顺带一提 你看起来好像被日瓦戈医生吐了一身似的 And by the way. It looks like Dr. Zhivago threw up on you.
1965年奥奖提名电影《日瓦戈医生》(Doctor Zhivago) 中的男主角 Jack 戴着和男主角相似的帽子
她需要帮助 She needs help.
听着 我们明晚得把这清理出来 Listen. We gotta clear out of here tomorrow night
好让 Grace 和 Campbell 在这约会 so that Grace can be with Campbell.
呃 离这西北偏北整整5.3英里处有个同志酒吧 Uh, there's a gay bar exactly 5.3 miles north-northwest of here.
同志雷达? Gaydar?
- 收费站里的警察 - 噢... - Cop at the toll booth. - Oh...
你确定这是一家同志酒吧? Are you sure this is a gay bar?
♪ Gloria Gaynor – I Will Survive ♪
♪ 最初我担心受怕 ♪ ♪ At first I was afraid ♪
♪ 我六神无主 ♪ ♪ I was petrified ♪
♪ 不断想着 无你在旁 生无所恋 ♪ ♪ Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side... ♪
来 我给你买杯酒 Here, let me buy you a drink.
谢谢你 Jack Thank you. Jack.
你这样做真是太慷慨了 That's nice of you to offer.
- 20够吗? - 嗯 够开个头了 - 20 enough? - Yeah. That'll get us started.
- 想要点什么? - 嗯... - What's your pleasure? - Mmm...
乔治·斯特凡诺普洛斯 George Stephanopoulos.
美国电视记者 前美国民主党的政治顾问 长相英俊
好吧 在我们更进一步之前 Okay. Before we go any further.
我必须说我不想让学校里的人都知道 I just have to say that I do not want this getting around school.
我正在竞选班里的财务委员 I'm running for class treasurer.
如果你多嘴的话 我只能得到足球队的票 and if you blab, I'm only gonna get the football vote.
- 我能告诉 Billy Wilcox 吗? - 嗯... - Can I tell Billy Wilcox? - Hmm...
我以为你就是 Billy Wilcox 呢 I thought you were Billy Wilcox.
好了 Oh. Well.
Grece 快开门 我没带钥匙 Grace. Open up. I don't have a key.
- 天啊 是 Will 回来了 - 你男朋友? - Oh my God. It's Will. - Your boyfriend?
不 比那更糟 我的同志室友 你必须藏起来 No. Worse. My gay roommate. You've gotta hide.
来 走廊上呆着 Here. On the porch.
Gracie... Gracie...
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
你现在回家干嘛呢? 你还好吧? What are you doin' home? Are you okay?
我很好 只是... I'm fine. I just...
既然有你作伴 又为什么非得去一个空荡荡的酒吧呢? Why be in an empty bar when I can be hangin' out with you?
你看起来满脸潮红 Gracie 你生病了吗? You look flushed. Gracie. Are you sick?
噢 Oh.
噢 是的 是的 我... 我觉得是传染病 Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I... I think I'm contagious.
你应该离我远一点 晚安 You should stay away from me. Goodnight.
好的 你情绪不太对啊 Yeah. You're in a weird mood.
你没有吃 Karen 的黑暗料理吧? You didn't eat any of Karen's cooking. Did you?
因为我记得我把那整个给扔到湖里了 'Cause I thought I threw that whole thing in the lake.
我的天啊 它回来了 这次可是私人恩怨 Oh my God. It's back. And this time it's personal.
别去应门 Don't answer that.
那只是... 应该只是... 是... 风吧... It's... it's probably just the... the... the wind...
风吹着一颗松果 blowing a pine cone against
飞快地接连撞击了三下门 the door three times in rapid succession.
你都说些什么呢 疯子? 可能就是 Jack 而已 What are you talkin' about. Crazy? It's probably just Jack.
你知道吗? 管他呢 You know what? Screw him.
Screw him 双关 管他呢/上了他
不了 谢谢你 No. Thank you.
Jack 你有没有... Jack. Did you...
嗨 Hi.
你知道么 外面冰天雪地 What do you know. It's winter out there.
呃 我打搅了什么美事吗? Uh. Did I interrupt something?
是啊 我想我该走了 Yeah. And I think I should be going.
我很抱歉 Campbell I'm sorry. Campbell.
我在移动吗? 我的腿毫无知觉 Am I moving? I can't feel my legs.
Grace? Uh. Grace?
这个小狼狗是怎么回事? What's with the mansicle?
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我们昨天恰好碰见了 We ran into each other yesterday.
然后一切... 一切就发生了 and it just... it just happened.
我并没有在谋划 I didn't plan on it.
你们昨天就碰上了? 为什么你没告诉我? You ran into each other yesterday? Why didn't you tell me?
我不想... 我不想让你心烦 I didn't... I didn't want to upset you.
为什么那会让我心烦? Why would that upset me?
你知道的 你的周年纪念日 You know. Your anniversary.
而且我知道你感觉有那么点脆弱... and I know that you're feeling sort of fragile...
噢 脆弱 Oh. Fragile.
所以现在我是很.. 我是如此孤单可悲 So now I'm s... I'm so lonely and pathetic
以至于不能承受一个简单事实 that I can't even handle the fact that
我的好朋友在和某约会? my best friend is seeing someone?
- 是这样吗? - 不 不 - Is that it? - No. No.
我只是... 我... 我只是想保护你 I just... I... I wanted to protect you.
但是 听着 我不需要你保护我 But, Look, I don't need you to protect me from
防范着外面那个北方的纳努克人 Na-nookie of the North out there.
纪录片《北方的纳努克》(Nanook of the North) 记录了 Nanook 一家在北极的生活
我告诉你了我没事 I told you I was fine.
我知道 Will 但是你总是说你没事 I know. Will. But you always say that you're fine.
因为我确实没事! Because I am fine!
你认为我在乎你和谁上床吗? You think I care who you sleep with?
你想和多少个男人上床都可以 Sleep with as many guys as you want.
我也不在乎你脚踏两只船 I don't care if you sleep with two guys.
或者6只 或者11只 或者27只! or six guys or 11 guys or 27 guys!
好了 我理解 你很会数数 Okay. I get it. You know a lot of numbers.
不要为我难过 Don't feel sorry for me.
Grace 好吗? 我没事 Grace. Okay? I'm fine.
事实上 我不只是没事 我好得很! In fact, I'm more than fine. I'm perfectly fine!
- 那你为什么要大吼? - 因为我根本不好! - Then why are you shrieking? - Because I'm not fine!
我想念 Michael I miss Michael.
我不想这样 但事实如此 I don't want to. But I do.
我知道 I know.
我感同身受 就是我把你带到这来的原因 And I sympathize, that's why I brought you up here.
最让我难以接受的是... And the thing that kills me...
是什么? What?
就是如果一个你这样神经质的疯子 is that if a neurotic wingnut like you
感情路都顺风顺水... can get on with her love life...
- 好的 已经失去那份共鸣了 - 不 不 - Okay. Losing my sympathy now. - No. No.
我的意思是 你知道 如果... But, I mean, you know. If...
你可以 而我却不能 这说明我是怎样的呢? if you can and I can't. What does that say about me?
Will Will.
那完全说明不了你是怎样的人 It doesn't say anything about you.
我只是比你先到一步 I just got there first.
我知道 我知道 我真心为你高兴 I know. I know. And I'm happy for you.
我觉得这样很好 只是... I think it's great. I just...
不敢相信像你这样的疯子都能捷足先登 can't believe that a lunatic like you got there first.
好的 我想我们在羞辱我这条道路上已经走得够远了 Okay. We've been down that road already. I thought.
好吧 真是... 不 这很好 All right. It's... No. It's great.
也许我也需要更疯一点 Maybe I need to be more of a lunatic.
- 我想你已经疯芒毕露了 - 是啊 - I think you've got that color. - Yeah.
接下来发生了什么? So what happened next?
然后我们接吻了很长时间 So then we kissed for a really long time.
- 口气呢? - 清新 - Breath? - Perfect.
他刷了牙 但不是刚刷 He had brushed his teeth, but not right before.
所以不是那种满是高露洁味的接吻 so it wasn't one of those Colgate kisses.
废话少说 来点猛料 Blah-blah-blah. Get to the good stuff.
我要睡觉了 明天再给你说剩下的内容 I'm going to bed. I'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
哇哦 有那么棒吗? Wow. It was that good?
不 只是这种好事没那么常发生 我必须限量供应 No. It just doesn't happen that often. I have to ration.
你还好吗? You okay?
好得很 I'm fine.
♪ Third Eye Blind - How's It Going to Be ♪
♪ 我困惑不解 怎么会这样 ♪ ♪ I wonder how it's gonna be ♪
♪ 你看不透我的心 ♪ ♪ When you don't know me ♪
♪ 怎么会这样 ♪ ♪ How's it gonna be ♪
♪ 你知道我不在你身边 ♪ ♪ When you're sure I'm not there ♪
♪ 怎么会这样... ♪ ♪ How's it gonna be... ♪
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