收音机:根据今天报纸头条新闻 RADIO: According to today's newspaper headlines,
看来这起冲突事件的结局就是这样了 it seems that it's the end of the road
汽车电视节目主持人杰里米·克拉克森... for motoring presenter Jeremy Clarkson...
...同时深表遗憾... ...and said that it's with deep regret
...并且声明他的合约不会被续约 the decision had been taken not to renew him.
...今天一整天的天气都会阳光明媚 并且保持着温暖的季节性气温 ..forecast plenty of sunshine through today with seasonal temperatures.
今天下午的温度可能达到28摄氏度... We should reach a high of about 82 degrees by this afternoon...
我能清楚的看到风雨已经过去 ♫ I can see clearly now the rain has gone ♫
我可以看清我前方的路 ♫ I can see all obstacles in my way ♫
遮挡住我视线的阴云已经消散 ♫ Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind ♫
以后的天气一定会很晴朗 ♫ It's gonna be a bright ♫
晴朗明媚的一天 ♫ Sunshiney day ♫
我想我已经撑过去 痛苦已经过去了 ♫ Think I can make it now the pain has gone ♫
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所有的低落不快都已经消失了 ♫ All of the bad feelings have disappeared ♫
我一直祈祷的彩虹出现了 ♫ Here is the rainbow I've been praying for ♫
以后的天气一定会很晴朗 ♫ It's gonna be a bright ♫
晴朗明媚的一天 ♫ Sunshiney day ♫
我们一定能成功 现在痛苦已经结束 ♫ We're gonna make it now the pain has gone ♫
所有的低潮都已经过去了 ♫ All of the bad feelings have disappeared ♫
我可以清楚的看见 风雨已经过去 ♫ I can see clearly now the rain has gone ♫
以后的天气一定会 阳光明媚 ♫ It's gonna be a bright sunshiney day ♫
一定会 阳光明媚 ♫ Gonna be a bright sunshiney day ♫
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哦 阳光明媚的一天 ♫ Oh! Sunshiney day ♫
明媚的一天 ♫ Sunshiney day ♫
一定会很晴朗 ♫ Gonna be a bright ♫
明媚的一天 ♫ Sunshiney day ♫
晴朗又明媚的一天 ♫ Bright sunshiney day ♫
明媚的一天 ♫ Sunshiney day ♫
未来的天气一定是晴朗又明媚 ♫ Gonna be a bright sunshiney day ♫
晴朗又明媚 ♫ Bright sunshiney day ♫
晴朗的一天 ♫ Sunshiney day ♫
大家好啊 Hello, everybody!
大家好 这是温室花朵乐队 Hello. That was the Hothouse Flowers.
那么现在 看看我们的阵容 And now, look what we have here.
他出生于- He was born-
他出生于1836年 He was born in 1836...
他曾被'汽车杂志'开除过 He was fired by Car magazine,
也被'Autocar'杂志开除过 fired by Autocar magazine,
*那个很著名的排首字母骂上司的事件
被'周日苏格兰'开除过 fired by Scotland On Sunday,
并且也很邪门的被一家沃尔沃4S店开除过 and somehow he managed to get fired by a Volvo dealership.
谢谢你啊 Thank you.
有可能是因为开车速度太慢了 Probably for driving too slowly.
女士们先生们 詹姆斯·梅 Ladies and gentlemen, James May!
谢谢 谢谢大家 你们好热情 Thank you, thank you. You're very kind.
还有 女士们先生们 And, ladies and gentlemen,
你们站在后面的朋友可能看不见他 you probably can't see him from the back,
但是我向你保证这里站了个人 but I assure you he is here.
他被约克广播电台解雇过 He was fired by Radio York,
被里德广播电台解雇过 fired by Radio Leeds,
也被兰开夏郡广播电台解雇过 and fired by Radio Lancashire,
他就是理查德·哈蒙德 it's Richard Hammond!
大家好 大家好 谢谢 Hello! Hello! Thank you!
谢谢大家 Thank you.
最后 女士们先生们! And, ladies and gentlemen!
看这边 Over here!
他- 他基本上就是个剃了毛穿衬衫的猩猩 He's- He's basically a shaved ape in a shirt.
并且他 严格来讲 是我们三个中唯一没有过被解雇经历的 And he, technically, is the only one of us never to be fired by anyone.
他就是 杰里米·克拉克森 It's Jeremy Clarkson!
谢谢大家 Thank you so much.
好消息是 And the good thing is,
现在老子貌似不太可能再被炒鱿鱼了 it's very unlikely I'm going to be fired now,
因为我们现在是网络节目了 because we're on the Internet,
也就是说 我可以日一匹马 which means I could pleasure a horse.
不 不行 No! No.
那一条狗呢? Dog?
也不行 No.
什么东西都不能日 No pleasuring of any sort.
我们这是全家欣赏分级的节目 There are families watching.
没错 Yes!
无论如何 我们仨都是汽车媒体人 Anyway, we are all car journalists.
并且我们花了之前的20年时间去... And we have spent the last 20 years...
被炒鱿鱼 Being fired.
没错 Yes.
但是我们尽己所能去做到最好 But we have poured everything we know,
把自己心爱的一切都倾注到了这档节目中 everything we care about, into this show.
全心全力 Everything.
并且接下来的短片 则是各位在接下来12周节目内容中的总结 And coming up now is a small montage of what you can expect over the next 12 weeks.
都准备好了吗 绅士们 Are we ready, gentlemen?
老实说 我也不清楚 Honestly, I don't know.
是坡度太陡吓着他了 还是他丁丁发生了什么不幸啊 Is that the size of the drop or what's happened to his penis?
你们现在看到的是一项伟大的作品 You're looking at magnificence.
救命 大事不好啊 Help! This is bad.
船长说我们要停车加油 James says we've got to stop for fuel.
我恨你们 I hate you!
他真的不喜欢我们啊 He doesn't like us.
我的个上帝老天爷啊 Bloody Nora!
车子也许有些'轻微'漏水 May be leaking slightly.
好一个傻缺 What a moron.
你砸到了我的加长豪车 You sunk my limousine!
我鼻子里的一个卫生棉条掉了 I've lost one of my nose tampons.
这可不是一项很有教养的行为啊 This is not a particularly cultural thing to do.
我不喜欢晚上轮胎拉烟的味道 I don't like the smell of tire smoke in the evening.
嘿 你给我回来啊啊 Oi! Get back in!
船长 这东西正在下沉... James is falling...
穿着亚麻西装玩漂移 Sideways in linen.
这看起来好像不太体面啊 是吧 There's no dignity in that, is there?
绝对的 No.
谢谢 谢谢大家 Thank you. Thank you so much.
现在- 谢谢 Now- Thank you.
我们会在那里主持所有的节目 All of that is gonna be hosted from this.
那就是我们的移动演播帐篷 This is our new travelling studio tent.
非常感谢 我们将在那个帐篷里环游世界 Thank you so much. We're gonna be roaming the world in it.
就像是吉普赛人那样 We're gonna be like gypsies.
只有我们驾驶的车子是确定的* Only the cars we drive are gonna be insured.
*同义还有 已投保险的 的含义
别再说那些会让我们被炒鱿鱼的话了 Stop saying things that are gonna get us fired.
我就是说一句 这多棒啊 But I'm just saying, it's brilliant.
绝对的 It is.
嘿 谁特么把我们无人机给打下来了 Oi! Who shot our drone?
-是有人打下来的吗 Did someone shoot it? -就是他 Him.
咱们别纠结于谁打下来啥了 好吗 Let's not get bogged down in who shot what, okay?
咱们赶紧换套干净衣服主持节目吧 Let's get changed and get on with the show.
我们要不要继续节目啊 Shall we get on with the show?
那就赶紧开始吧 Let's do it.
非常感谢 谢谢大家 Thank you, everybody!
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
欢迎各位来到我们GT第一集的录制现场 And welcome to the first ever Grand Tour.
谢谢大家 现在 我们希望你们能喜欢这个帐篷 Thank you. Now, we hope you like our tent.
我们想的是 因为帐篷要在世界各地安营扎寨 We think the great thing is that because it roams around the world,
所以我们身后的这一面巨型景观窗每一周都会有不同的景色 we get a different view out of the big picture windows every week.
所以这一周 显然我们是来到了加利福尼亚州的沙漠 So this week, obviously we've got the high desert of California.
-下一周是什么景色 谁知道呢 Next week, who knows? -我知道啊 I do.
是啊 詹姆斯 我们都知道下一站是约翰内斯堡 Well, yes, James, we know. It's Johannesburg.
-现在大家都知道了 Now they know. -我知道现在大家都知道了 这不重要 I know they know! It doesn't matter!
关键在于景色会变 观众也会变 懂吗 The point is the view changes and so does the audience, okay?
这一周 你们都是美国人 This week you're all Americans.
*本来就算计好了大选之后说这话对吧?
那么现在 对于像我们这种'说英语'的人士来说就有问题了 Now, this is a bit of a problem for people like us who speak English.
我们在商店 餐厅的时候都可以愉快的玩耍 We can converse perfectly well in a shop or a restaurant,
唯独在汽车和驾驶方面就有问题 but when it comes to cars and motoring,
每一个有关的词汇都是不一样的 every single word you use is different.
而我说的'不一样' 其实就是'错误'的意思 When I say "different", I mean "wrong."
当你使用一根杆子去换挡的时候 你们怎么称呼它啊 When you change gear with a lever, what do you call that?
-档杆 Stick. -档杆 Stick.
你看 这才是杆子 Now, you see, this is a stick.
它可不能用来换挡啊 Couldn't change gear with this.
行不通啊 它的职责是指点江山苟利生死啊 Wouldn't work. What you can do with this is point at things.
让我来试试能不能教会你们 Let's see if we can get you educated.
你们把车子的这部分叫什么? What do you call this bit of a car?
前盖...引擎盖 The hood! Bonnet.
-引擎盖 Bonnet. -他们学得很快啊 They're learning.
你啥意思 我知道你可以戴一顶软帽在头上 What do you mean? I know you can wear a bonnet on your head.
*bonnet在美语中有女士软帽的意思
这是两样不同的东西 我们人类都是可以处理不同语义的好么 It's two things. We're capable of having those different thoughts.
-这种车型名字叫什么 What type of vehicle is this? - 皮卡 Pick-up.
不 这东西叫蠢货 No, it's stupid.
-嘿 你等一下 Oh, now, hang on. -的确是个蠢货啊 It is stupid.
咱们再来一个啊 Let's do another one of these.
-你们把这种车型叫什么啊 What type of vehicle is this? -桥跑车 Coupe.
桥跑车 要是这么发音这东西就是关鸡的鸡笼子 Coupe? Coop is where you keep your chickens.
那东西叫轿跑车 这是个法语词 我承认 That's a coup. That's a French word, I admit.
-是啊 有些血缘 Yeah, a bit. -他们美国人对这个不太清楚 They're muddled with that.
乔治布什 你们知道他有一次是怎么评价法语的吗 George Bush, have you heard what he once said about the French?
"法语唯一的问题就在于 它没有一个表达 企业家 含义的词" "The trouble with the French is they have no word for entrepreneur."
*这词本来就是法语
的确很困难 但是我认为我们英美之间唯一达成一致的就是 方向盘 It is difficult. I think the only thing we agree on is "steering wheel."
没错 Yeah.
但是随后他们就把方向盘放到错误的方向去了 But then they go and put it on the wrong side of the car.
要是一直这么歪着身子开车一定会很闹心啊 It must be really annoying having to drive along like that all the time.
为啥你们就不能像我们似的直接把方向盘放在司机面前呢 Why don't you just put it in front of the driver like we do?
我们最好还是抓紧时间开始正经节目 It's probably a good idea if we get on with the actual show.
是啊 但是我们要说清楚 Yes, it is. But we had to clear all that up,
因为跟某些人说的正好相反 because contrary to what some people have been saying,
我们这真的是一档汽车节目 this actually is a car show.
-额 下个礼拜不是 Well, not next week it isn't. -下礼拜是个特例 Next week is an exception.
-是啊 Yeah. -我们去巴巴多斯的时候也不太靠谱 But not when we go to Barbados either.
是啊 巴巴多斯绝对算得上另一个特例 No, Barbados is definitely another exception.
但是今晚我们简直不能更正经了 But tonight couldn't be more "car-y" if it tried.
我们要以实际行动证明 所以我们用这车开始节目 I'm gonna prove that point because we're kicking off with this.
大家先别笑 镇定一下 Bear with me, bear with me-
你们说啥我都同意! I agree!
情况是这样的 有很多的超跑厂家现在开始 The thing is, though, various supercar makers have now taken
偷师丰田普锐斯制作更加环保的车型 the polar-bear-friendly technology from a Prius,
他们使用这些技术来压榨出狂野又纯粹的速度 and they are now using it to create raw, naked speed.
而现在 我认为这些混动的超级跑车中坠吼滴就是那 疯狂的 令人侧目的迈凯伦P1 Now, I say the best of these hybrid hypercars is the mad, swivel-eyed McLaren P1.
而哈蒙德 也就是观点错误的那个 Whereas Richard Hammond, who's wrong-
我才没错呢哼 I'm not wrong.
他就是错了 因为他说最好的是那辆无聊的保时捷918 He is, because he says the best is actually the rather boring Porsche 918.
保时捷才不无聊呢 It's not boring!
就是很无聊 Yes, it is.
才不是呢哼 It isn't.
呵呵 Mm-hmm.
就不是 不过无论如何 It isn't. Well, whatever.
我们决定会会那些车 We decided to meet up with the cars
并且一次解决所有争论 and settle this once and for all.
我们为这次史诗级的对决选择的地点位于葡萄牙 The location we chose for this titanic duel was Portugal...
具体些 是位于阿尔加维的国际赛道 specifically, the international race track of the Algarve.
当我们到达的时候 来自保时捷和迈凯伦的技师们正在奋力维护赛车 When we arrived, mechanics from Porsche and McLaren pounced on our cars,
为即将到来的大战做好一切准备 fettling them for what was to come.
这也就意味着我和鼹鼠有时间来一场 And this meant Hammond and I had some time to indulge
幼稚的数字比较游戏 in a spot of childish point scoring.
这两辆西方赛车中哪一辆在这条赛道上跑得最快 Which one of these is going to be the fastest around this track?
-这个? This? -没错 Yeah.
除了我这辆 我这辆更快 Apart from this one, which will be faster.
才不会 那么你们认为哪辆会更快一点 It won't. Which one do you think will be the fastest?
-我们这辆 This one. -这辆 This one.
保时捷说他们更快 迈凯伦说自己更快 Porsche think the Porsche will be fastest. McLaren say the McLaren.
如果我想买一辆这车 需要多少钱 How much is it if I wanted to buy one?
我记得我们有一辆P1拍卖出了180万 I think one was sold in an auction for 1.8 million.
*以翻译制作时汇率 约合1240万人民币
180万美金 哈蒙德 你的车要多少钱 1.8 million dollars. Hammond, how much is yours?
83.8欧元 838 euros.
-我猜单位是万 Thousand I'm guessing? -没错 肯定是万啊 Yes. It is thousands.
*以翻译制作时汇率 约合613万人民币
为啥你的车侧面还印着号码呢 Why has your car got a number on the side?
这是魏萨特别版涂装 这辆车 It's the Weissach edition, this one.
-特别版同时还使用了钛金属底盘螺栓 You also get titanium chassis bolts. -蠢透了 Stupid.
只要再多掏六万 For just an extra 60000.
*以翻译制作时汇率 约合43.8万
还附加一根碳纤维的引擎盖支撑杆呢 And a carbon-fiber bonnet strut.
看看我这个 这根棍能减掉多少重量来着 Look at that. How much does that save?
-大概100克 About 100 grams. -就这根棍 减掉100克呢 Right there, 100 grams.
我们的迈凯伦有碳纤维引擎盖支撑杆吗 Has the McLaren got a carbon-fiber bonnet strut?
-咱们不需要那东西 Doesn't need one. -不需要 因为我们的前盖不用打开 No, because my bonnet doesn't go up
因为迈凯伦从来就不会坏 because it will never break down.
你那车还有蠢到爆的车门 我这个正常门 你那个愚蠢门 And it's got silly doors. Proper doors, silly doors.
我的车油耗能做到6.9升百公里 Mine does 34 miles to the gallon.
我的能做到2.5升百公里 This does 94.
-百公里2.5升? 94 miles to the gallon? -没错2.5升 94mpg.
你提醒我一下 保时捷的老板是谁来着 Just remind me, Porsche is owned by?
它的老板是大众 That'll be Volkswagen.
很快 迈凯伦和保时捷都准备好跑一圈热身圈了 Soon the McLaren and the Porsche were ready for some shakedown laps.
由此我们决定 互相交换车子体验一下 And for these we decided we'd drive each other's cars.
一上手就明白 我跟你说 Straight away, I can tell you
这辆车没有迈凯伦的那种粗暴和野蛮 that this doesn't have the brutality or the savagery of the McLaren.
因为它装备了后轮转向以及四轮驱动 Because it has rear-wheel steering and four-wheel drive,
它开上去感觉很安全 很踏实 it feels secure and safe.
而这给了你作为驾驶者的自信- And that gives you the confidence-
...去撒一下欢 ...to play about.
如果我驾驶迈凯伦以这个速度 冲过这个弯道 If I went round this corner this fast in the McLaren...
我估计会被吓出很多屎 ...a lot of poo would come out.
哇哦 很多屎被吓出来了 Whoa! There's poo coming out now!
上帝啊 Jesus.
这特么怪物在6挡都能打空转 It's spinning its [BLEEP] wheels in sixth!
这东西太吓人了 太吓人了 This is frightening, that's what it is.
哇啊 更多屎被吓出来了 Whoa! More poo.
我不认为有人会因为吓出屎量过多而死 I didn't think it was possible to shit yourself to death.
车子的抓地力真心是惊人的好 The grip is genuinely incredible.
哦 这就成了 Oh, there you go.
坐在狂野且无情的P1车内 In the savage and unforgiving P1,
我的神经已经被吓成粉末了 my nerves were shot to pieces.
但是 我 同样也陷入了爱情 But I, too, was falling in love.
903匹马力 903 horsepower.
哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God!
哦你个淘气 淘气的车子啊 Oh, you bad, bad, naughty car!
上帝 Jesus.
这辆车重新修正了我的大脑 This recalibrates your mind.
我原来一直以为没有车能和保时捷918一样刺激 I didn't think anything could be as exciting as that Porsche,
但是这辆车 做到了 but this- this is.
太出色了 This is brilliant.
绝对的优秀 Absolutely brilliant.
好一辆出色的汽车 What a car.
我喜欢它 I love it.
-咋样 Well? -糟糕透顶啊 This is rubbish!
我正好跟你想的一模一样呢 I was just thinking exactly the same about this.
-真的吗 Were you? -保时捷都要无聊死我了 This was boring me to death.
感觉就像是被困在了一部维多利亚时代的女性小说中 It was like being stuck in a Victorian woman's novel.
和P1相比 我情愿和一只受惊的猩猩挤在公用电话亭里 I'd rather that than being stuck in a telephone box with a panicking gorilla.
-胡说八道 Rubbish. -这车试图杀了我啊 It was trying to kill me.
-这车主动的想伤害我 It wants to hurt me. -我就中意它这点 That's why I like it.
你这车就是 性爱体位界的传教士体位 This is a missionary-position car.
*经典的男上女下 形容无聊 交作业般的无聊...嗯...
我的车就是外科医生手里的锋利刀片 Razor blade in the hands of a surgeon.
你这就是一个喝醉了的农民手里的镰刀 Sickle in the hands of a drunk peasant.
你那是唐顿庄园 我的是绝命毒师 Downton Abbey. Breaking Bad.
我的是刺激的冰毒 你那就是过家家般的疑似大麻烟 That's crystal meth. That's some iffy weed.
我的是高档红酒 你这也就算是撸串专用绿棒子 Fine wine. Crate of Newcy Brown.
你的是劣质雪莉酒 我这是迷幻的苦艾酒 Schooner of sherry. Absinthe.
我的就是'007优雅的要求摇的不要搅的马提尼' James Bond specifying his martini to be shaken not stirred.
你那个就是工人阶级在俱乐部里肩膀上抗一品托啤酒 Begbie in Trainspotting lobbing a pint pot over his shoulder in a night club
然后跟人找茬打架 咋的了 and starting a bar fight. What?
各位好啊 Hi.
你在这里干什么 What are you doing here?
我来这里因为... 绅士们 I'm here because, gentlemen,
在我卡车的后面 I have in the back of that lorry
有一辆能让你们的迈凯伦和保时捷看上去 something that will make your McLaren and your Porsche
像跛脚的旧时代产品 look like lumps of yesteryear.
我不记得有过一辆车 I cannot remember the last time a car,
或者是 任何物品 or, indeed, any sort of thing,
能像拉法拉利那样 让我如此兴奋 gave me a fizz like the Ferrari LaFerrari.
它拥有950匹马力 This has 950 horsepower.
950匹啊 950.
比那两辆车任何一辆都多 More than either of the other two.
同时它的重量也更轻 仅仅重1.25吨 And it's lighter. It weighs 1250 kilograms.
也就是比大多数小钢炮都要轻 Which is less than most hatchbacks.
实际上 拉法拉利还有一样装备 Actually there is a bit more to the Ferrari LaFerrari,
那就是 一套F1赛车上真的在使用的KERS系统 because what it has is, in effect, a formula one KERS system.
这套系统不间断的在回收那些平日会被浪费掉的能量 It constantly recovers energy that would otherwise be lost
通过电动机和电池 把能量回收起来 using its electric motor and its battery.
也就是说我在这里踩刹车 So as I brake there,
车子实际上就在说"那是会被浪费掉的能量 我要收集起来" the car is actually saying, "That energy, I'll have that."
加速 Straight!
这就是950匹马力的感觉 This is what 950 horsepower feels like!
上帝啊 Jesus!
这辆车我认为绝对会碾压那两辆车 This I believe will absolutely mince the other two.
哦 上帝啊 Oh, man!
詹姆斯绝对是在讲废话 James was obviously talking nonsense.
但是绝对不能否认的是 But there's no getting around the fact
这三辆车把整个汽车行业的科技水平 that these three cars take automotive science
提升到了一个新的高度 to a new level.
厂商们使用最前沿的环保科技 They use the latest green technology
从每一滴燃油中 压榨出尽可能多的速度和马力 to squeeze as much speed as possible from every molecule of fuel.
那么结果就是 它们三个都可以轻松跑过320km/h As a result, they're all capable of blasting way past 200 miles an hour
而排放出的污染气体 居然比一辆家用轿车还少 whilst producing fewer harmful emissions than a family saloon.
我们手上的这三辆汽车 都是十分了不起的杰作 What we have here, then, are three incredible machines
同时 一瞬间 which, at a stroke,
让其他传统超级跑车看上去老态龙钟... have made the traditional supercar look wooden...
并且十分老土 and old-fashioned.
欢迎各位 来到三神车聚首时间 Welcome, everyone, to the hypercar holy trinity.
在这边的后视镜里 我看到一辆一百万的保时捷 In that door mirror I have a 1 million Porsche.
那边的后视镜里 我看到一辆一百万的法拉利 In that door mirror I have a 1 million Ferrari.
今天的玩具真棒啊 What a toy box today.
猩猩车子冒火花了 Sparks from Jezzer.
想都别想 哈蒙德 I don't think so, Hammond.
这下可要烧掉不少钱了 This could be so expensive.
我要加速冲刺了 It's going to boost.
按下IPAS按钮 Pushing the IPAS button!
这个按钮能够给我带来额外的170匹马力 And that gives me another 170 horsepower.
启动DRS Opening DRS!
哦 我的上帝 Oh, my Christ!
我了个... Bloody...
接下来登场的是梅和他的拉法拉利 And here comes May in the Ferrari LaFerrari.
注意力集中 注意力集中 Concentrating. Concentrating.
哦 那辆凶残的车依旧想杀我 哪怕我都没在车里面 Oh-oh! That bloody car is trying to kill me, and I'm not even in it.
我们可以这么玩上一天 We could have played out there all day,
但是就在我们变成一团价值三百万的大火球之前 but before we ended up in a 3 million crash,
我们决定开始测评 we decided to start the tests
看看哪辆车是坠吼滴 to see which of the cars was best.
我想到了第一个测试 I came up with the first one,
主要是为了恶心一下那个不请自来的老梅头 mainly to annoy gate-crasher May.
咱们先搞一个直线加速赛吧 Let's make the first test a drag race
-但是只能使用电池模式 using electrical power only. -好主意啊 Good idea.
-这才不是啥好主意呢 It isn't a good idea. -怎么了 Why not?
因为我的法拉利是无法单纯使用电池模式行驶的 Because you can't drive the Ferrari on electrical power only.
-不会吧 No! -当然不行了 Of course you can't,
因为它使用的是KERS系统 F1赛车明星同款呢 because it's a KERS system like a Formula One car.
一台V12引擎配合电动机工作 It's got a V12 engine and an electric motor,
但是二者之间是高度集成 互相协作 无法单独分开的啊 but they are integrated, they work together, you can't separate them.
-你早就该想到的啊 是吧 You should have thought about that, shouldn't you? -计划不周啊 Bad planning.
船长靠边站在观众席上流口水的时候 With James reduced to the role of onlooker,
我们把P1和918停在了起跑线上 we lined up the P1 and the 918 on the start line,
但是 我们这次没有狂轰引擎踩油门 but then, instead of revving the petrol engines,
而是关闭了引擎 we shut them down.
这感觉真的好奇怪 That is weird.
准备好一场直线加速赛 Preparing to start a drag race
但是却一点声音都没有 in complete silence.
关掉引擎 我依旧有两台电动机 I still have two electric motors
两台电动机合力可以产生285匹马力 that together produce 285 brake horsepower
也就是比隔壁 which is 109 more
1台电动机的迈凯伦 还要多上109匹马力 真棒啊 than the one electric motor in his McLaren. Oh, yeah.
我已经冲出去了 I'm outta here!
你们也一定会喜欢的 那种来自电动机即时输出的动力 You've got to love that, the immediate power from an electrical engine.
我现在已经有112km/h了 但是还是不够快啊 That is 70 miles an hour already and it isn't enough.
刚才是谁赢了? 是我 我没记错吧 Who won that? It was me, wasn't it?
是啊 不过这个结果不重要 是吧 Yeah, but it's not important though, is it?
-不重要吗 Is it not? -跟主题毫无关联啊 It's just not relevant.
是啊 好吧 Right, right.
在一场直线加速赛中 哪辆车先到达终点不重要 是吗 In a drag race, it's irrelevant which car gets there first?
好吧 你的车作为送牛奶的电动车一定比我的强 Yeah, yours is the better milk float.
回维修站 哈蒙德想到了下一个挑战 Back in the pits, Hammond had an idea for the next test.
我们要把车子开回酒店 大概一个小时的路程 We've got to drive to the hotel yet. It's about an hour away.
这也给了我们机会看看这些车在路上是什么表现 It gives us a chance to see what they're like on the road.
-这个主意不错 That's a good point. -真实的环境 Real world.
-这实际上是个好主意啊 That is a good point. -这个臣妾也做不到啊 I can't do that.
我的法拉利是不能上路的 I can't drive the Ferrari on the road.
-为什么 Why? -这车还没有上牌照 It's not registered.
这不就是吗 牌照挂在这呢 It is, it's got number plates.
不 那只是张 假装自己是牌照 的一个高仿货 No, that's just pretend number plates.
如果车子要登记上牌 那就是二手车了 If they register it, it becomes second-hand
并且厂家还要支付税款 这就是这车用卡车运来的原因啊 and they pay tax. That's why it came in the lorry.
所以你也不能开着它上路是吗 So you can't drive it on the road either?
没人可以 这属于交通违法啊 Nobody can drive it. It's not road legal.
-哦 不 Oh, no. -兄弟 这真是... Mate, that's...
-真是好遗憾啊 That is such a shame. -一个小时的享受- It's an hour of-
你运气真的是太差了 That's really a rotten bit of luck.
这么远从意大利过来 白跑一趟 'Cause you've come a long way from Italy.
我也没办法捎你一段路 I can't give you a lift
因为音响师的耳机和混音器放在我副驾驶座上了 'cause the soundman's headphones are on the seat and the mixer.
哦 不 Oh, no.
我真的帮不了你啊 There's literally nothing I can do.
很快 我和理查德就陶醉于这世界上最好的乡间公路 Soon Richard and I were enjoying the world's best-ever commute.
车里的配置也许有些过于朴素了 It may be a bit Spartan in here,
但是行驶感受绝对是舒适的令人难以置信 but it's unbelievably comfortable.
因为P1采用了全独立的电磁悬挂 Because it uses electronics
而不是传统的防倾杆式设计 rather than traditional anti-roll bars.
这就意味着四个车轮之间都没有物理相连的关系 That means there's no physical connection between the wheels.
也就是说如果一个车轮通过了颠簸的路面 其他三个丝毫不受影响 So if one goes over a bump the others aren't affected.
简直就是不可能的事啊 开着好像劳斯莱斯幻影的感觉 It's uncanny. It's like being in a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
今天下午的天气真好 把顶棚盖板拿掉 It's a lovely evening. Taken the roof panels out.
把空调设定在正好的温度上 Set the air-con just so.
而我就负责欣赏在乡间道路行驶的感觉就好 And I'm enjoying a drive in the country.
与此同时... Meanwhile...
哦 我的上帝啊 Oh, bloody hell.
没事可以倒车 You're all right.
可以倒车 假装这是意大利语 You're all right, in Italian.
上帝啊 Oh, God.
-詹姆斯 James. -咋了 What?
这么说很抱歉 但是你的法拉利就是个废物 I'm sorry to have to say this, but that Ferrari is useless.
是 是 是 一会在第二部分 Yes, yes, yes. Later on in part two,
在那两个二货停止幻想那些傻帽又无关 when these two have stopped dreaming up idiotic and irrelevant tests
我还不能参加的测试之后 咱走着瞧 that it can't take part in, we shall see.
有道理 现在 节目的这个环节我们要坐下来 Fair enough. Now, at this point in the show we like to sit down
讨论一些新车或者有关汽车的新闻轶事 and chew the fat about new cars and motoring issues.
比如说 为啥在英国我们必须守着80km/h的限速 Like, for example, why in Britain we have to drive at 50 miles an hour
等着交通警去保护那些根本就没存在过的路政工人 when they're doing roadworks to protect the workforce which is never there.
是啊... Yes, okay...
还有为什么一群发育完全的成年人 And why fully-grown adults
要骑着小孩子的玩具在城里转来转去呢 have taken to riding around the city on children's toys?
-好吧... Yes, okay. -我认为那玩具名叫'自行车' I think they're called bicycles.
-这么叫用词正确吗 Is that the right word? -总之就是这种事了 It's issues like that.
这个环节我们给它起名为—侃大街 It's a segment we are calling Conversation Street.
-额... Well... -怎么了 What?
我们很努力的去制作这个小短片的好么 We put a lot of work into that!
做这个真的真的很难啊 It was really, really hard doing that.
更好的消息是 很天才的想法 我们每期节目都会 Better than that, rather brilliantly, we have made a bespoke version of that sting
定制一个不同的过场小片 for every single episode
我们接下来的三年都会这么做 we're gonna make for the next three years.
是不是很棒 How about that?
但是先等一下 有一个小问题 But hold on. The slight problem with that
就是我们都忙着拍那个过场短片去了 is that we were so busy doing that
以至于我们都没想在侃大街这个环节 侃些什么 we didn't think actually of anything to talk about.
-我们俩想过了 We did. -没错 Yeah.
-想什么 What? -哦 你会喜欢的 You'll love this.
詹姆斯·梅 世界上移动速度最慢的人类生物 James May, the world's slowest moving human being,
被抓到超速了 has been caught speeding.
真的被警察抓到罚款了呢 Actually charged by the police.
犯罪分子 Criminal.
他实际上还挺骄傲的呢 He's actually quite proud of it.
他当时驾驶一台本田CBR 600RR运动摩托 He did it on a Honda CBR 600RR sports bike.
问题是... The thing was...
鼹鼠和我真的是太惊讶了 Richard and I were genuinely astonished.
那天他走进办公室说 He came into the office and said,
"人家刚刚被抓到超速了呢" "I've been done for speeding."
直到我们发现他当时速度有多快 Until we found out how fast he was going.
詹姆斯你自己说 你当时速度是多少 James, how fast was it again?
60公里每小时 37 miles an hour.
疯了 跑太快了 Crazy! Mad man!
你在那么快的速度是如何呼吸的啊 How did you even breathe at that kind of speed?
警察是怎么截停你的? 是靠跑步的吗? How did the police catch you? Were they running?
肯定是慢跑 Gentle jog for sure.
那么有趣的是 如果电视机前的你被抓了 The thing is, if you've been caught,
因为我们真心不相信这个世界有人因为这个速度被罚 'cause we genuinely don't believe anyone in the world has,
但是如果你真的因为低于60km/h的速度被抓了超速 but if you've been caught speeding at a speed less than 37,
请你千千万万一定要写信给我们 让我们知道 do honestly please write to us and let us know.
因为我们真心不相信这种事可能发生 'Cause we don't think it's possible.
被忘了在信封上写清楚 "我是一只乌龟" And mark your envelope, "I'm a tortoise."
那么我们这周的侃大街环节就是这样了 And that is all we have time for this week on Conversation Street.
-哇哦 等一下 Whoa! Hang on a minute. -咋地了 What?
我们的第一期节目 这个环节仅仅是嘲笑我 The first-ever show, and you just mock me
吃超速罚单 然后就这么继续下一环节了 for my speeding ticket and then we move on?
我们时间很紧的 It's a busy show.
我们时间的确很紧张 我们还要跟各位讲讲新节目的新赛道呢 It is a busy show. We've got to tell everyone about our track.
没错 我们有自己的赛道 Yes, we have one.
那是一个你用在马路上的速度驾车的地方 This is the sort of place where you can drive cars at speeds that you can do on the road
只不过这个速度会导致你随后的监狱观光游 but only if you want to go to prison afterwards.
啥速度 61km/h吗 What, like 38 miles an hour?
有时可能62km/h 兴致来了65km/h也是有可能的 39 maybe even, 40 from time to time.
那么 我们很希望我们可以像这帐篷一样 Now, we were hoping that we could bring it
带着赛道满世界跑 round the world with us like the tent.
但是很不幸 赛道有些超重 But unfortunately it's too heavy,
并且 你们一会就会看到 它很危险 and, as you are about to see, too bitey.
就是它了 This is it.
它不是一条赛道 It's not a race circuit.
也不是一条机场跑道 It's not an airfield.
它也不是一条公路 It's not a road.
它其实是天才和速度的融合体 What it is is brilliant and fast.
并且还十分的危险 And extremely dangerous.
它甚至在地图上看都很危险 It even looks dangerous on a map.
因为就像各位看到的那样 它的形状 Because as you can see, it's the exact same shape
和埃博拉病毒一模一样 as the Ebola virus.
好的 现在该带你看看跑一圈是什么样了 Right, time now to show you what a lap looks like.
因此我们决定使用一款性能标杆 To do that we've got a bit of a performance benchmark.
法拉利488 A Ferrari 488.
出发吧~ Take it away.
出发啊 Take it away.
首先 我们看到的是 非直弯 First up, it's the Isn't Straight,
叫这个名字的原因就是因为不是直路 so called because it isn't straight.
一个非常急的左弯 接着一个非常急的右弯 There is a super-fast left followed by a super-fast right.
并且如果你犯了错 这里可没有缓冲区和防护板 And if you make a mistake, there's no run-off area or Armco.
只有树 It's just woods.
充满了野生动物的树 Woods that are full of wildlife
并且野生动物还有可能冲到你的车前 which likes to run out in front of you.
在通过 非直弯 的第二个右弯之后 After the second right on the Isn't Straight,
我们进入了 你来定 弯道 we're into Your Name Here Corner.
此处命名权广告位招租中 Sponsorship opportunities are available here.
但是 我要提前说明 However, I should explain
估计没人能看见你在这里布置的广告横幅 that it's possible nobody will be looking at your banner
因为这个弯道是被设计让一辆汽车做这个的 because this is a corner that was designed so a car can do this.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
詹姆斯梅...今天不在这 James May... isn't here today.
开车的只是我一个朋友 That's just a friend of mine
现在他又冲回非直弯了... on his way back up the Isn't Straight...
前方就是 老太太房 towards Old Lady's House.
我们称这个部分叫 老太太房 We've called this section Old Lady's House,
因为这里的赛道旁边就是 because it's right next to a house
一栋老太太住的房子 where an old lady lives.
她跟我们说她很喜欢车 She tells us she likes cars.
还说她'曾'拥有一辆车呢 Says she used to have one.
我不太确定在我们撒过几次野之后 Not sure she's going to like them quite so much
她还依旧那么热爱汽车 after we've been here a few times.
接下来 是一段狭窄颠簸的短直道 Next up, there's a narrow and bumpy sprint
通向 死亡变电站 to Sub Station.
驾驶者必须要通过这个90度弯道 You need to get this 90-left right,
不然你就要撞进一个充满电力的笼子 or you'll crash into a cage full of electricity.
并且接下来你依旧要成功的转过最后的90度弯道 And you'll need to get the final 90-left right as well,
不然你就要冲进羊圈了 or you'll run into a field of sheep.
所以...树木 动物 So, trees, animals,
一栋房子 电能 a house, electricity,
并且因为这里是英国 and because it's in England,
通常空气都比较潮湿 usually quite a lot of moisture in the air.
这里真的可以算得上世界上最危险的赛道了 It really is the most dangerous track anywhere in the world.
为了能在这里跑出一个成绩 To post a fast time here,
你需要... you do need...
那个 those.
*Balls n.蛋蛋 胆量
我给我在埃博拉机库处女圈选择的车是它... The car I've selected for my first lap of the Eboladrome is this.
宝马M2 The BMW M2.
很不幸 在我们的首播集节目中 我们没有时间 Sadly, there isn't the time in this, our first-ever show,
对它进行一次完整的路试测评 to do a full road test of this car,
但是我倒是有时间说 but there is time to say that I think
这是我驾驶过的最棒的M系车型 this is the best M car BMW has ever made.
在现在市面上那么多的快车中间 In a lot of fast cars these days,
车上有那么多的按钮和旋钮 you get all sorts of knobs and buttons
来供你设置调节性能 which you can use to change-
说是调节-其实我是想说毁掉了 I say change- I mean ruin
引擎的性格特点 the characteristics of the engine
同样的还有悬挂 还有转向 等等等等 and the suspension and the steering and so on.
并且我一直认为 这就像是一位大厨带一条鱼去你的餐桌前 And I always think, isn't that like a chef bringing a fish to your table
给你摆上炉子 黄油 还有一些荷兰芹 and an oven and some butter and a bit of parsley,
告诉你说"你自己做着吃吧" 才不要呢 and saying, "Cook it yourself"? No.
你是厨子你来做 我花钱就是让你做饭的啊 You cook it, it's what I'm paying for.
这辆车 令人欣喜的 有着更加 This car, happily, has a more
返璞归真的性格特点 back-to-basics approach.
在M2的车内 你会发现一个小按钮 In the M2, you get a little rocker switch down here
屁用都没有的按钮 which does nothing at all
在我看来就是这样 并且到此为止了 as far as I can see, and that's it.
你买来的是一辆在工厂就设定好了的汽车 You're buying a car which was set up at the factory
那些工程师们心里清楚自己在做什么 by engineers who know what they're doing.
你作为消费者的工作 仅仅是去享受它而已 And all you have to do is enjoy it.
也就是我现在正在做的事 Which I am doing.
好的 看看这个感觉 Yes, look at this.
哦 真的好喜欢这感觉 Oh, yeah, loving that.
我要再来一遍 确保- I'll do that again, actually, and make sure-
确保我说的是正确的 make sure I was correct.
基本上不会有转向不足出现 There's hardly any understeer at all.
车尾甩出去 然后就能一直保持滑动 Poke the back out and hold it there.
我要再玩一次 I'll do that again...
只不过这次要反着走一遍 only going the other way.
在 你来定弯道 这里逆行 Wrong way round Your Name Here.
德国佬们 我真的很喜欢你们的作品 Klaus and Fritz, I am loving your work.
哦 我搞砸了 不过我要继续装样子 Oh, I made a mess of that. But I'll just do this,
假装我是故意这么做的 and it'll look like I did it on purpose.
随着轮胎发出的哀嚎 With the tires begging for mercy,
我决定回到非直弯 I got back onto the Isn't
并释放出365匹狂暴的马力 and unleashed 365 rampaging horsepowers
那些马力来自于涡轮增压的3.0升直列六缸引擎 from the turbo-charged three-liter straight six.
这辆车在直道上肯定没有M3快 但是在别的地方... This isn't as fast in a straight line as an M3, but everywhere else...
M2要更胜一筹 it is better.
M2的感觉更轻 不臃肿 It feels less heavy, less cumbersome.
并且因为我们赛道直路的独特设计 And due to the unique characteristics of our straight,
我能感觉到车子的转向... I can tell the steering is less...
不那么过分的敏感 It's less twitchy.
这个赛道被设计用来难倒各路汽车 This track was designed to trip cars up.
其中有快速弯道 There are fast corners,
慢速弯道 slow corners,
用来漂移的弯道 还有颠簸路面 drifty corners, and bumps.
赛道严苛的考验了轮胎 It's hard on the tires.
也考验了刹车 同时也考验了引擎 It's hard on the brakes. It's hard on the engine.
这条赛道很尖锐 很锋利 很痛苦 It's point and squirt and bark and yelp.
总之很苛刻 It is vicious.
但是却没什么能难倒M2的地方 But there is nothing here which has flummoxed the M2.
这车绝对是一件出色的大师级作品 This thing is an absolute masterpiece.
就像我说的 这是我驾驶过的 Like I said, it is the best M car
最棒的M系车型了 BMW has ever made.
你也许认为我疯了 认为最便宜的M是最好的M You may think it's mad to suggest the cheapest M car is the best,
但是要这么看问题 but look at it this way,
我们的赛道要比银石便宜多了 this track is a lot cheaper than Silverstone.
但是我很清楚我情愿在哪条赛道上玩耍 And I know which one I'd rather drive round.
去试试M2吧 难以置信 Go drive an M2. Unbelievable.
咋了 What?
为什么在老太太房那里会有锯齿形的弯道 Why is there that zigzag at Old Lady's House?
-我去的时候那里不是那样的 That wasn't there when I went. -没错 你说的没错 No, that wasn't.
但是你走之后 我们发现那里 But after you'd left, we discovered there is
有一颗二战时期没爆炸的炸弹 没开玩笑 an unexploded Second World War bomb, seriously,
位置正好就在赛道上 所以我们就只好绕过去了 right where the track was, so we had to go round it.
-有道理 Fair enough. -让我捋一捋啊 Let me get this right.
在我们赛道上 有树 有动物 At our track, there's trees, animals,
潮湿的空气 配电房 moisture, electricity,
一栋房子 还额外附赠了一颗没爆的炸弹 a house, and an unexploded bomb?
是啊 就像我说过的那样 我们的赛道是世界上最危险的赛道 Yeah. Like I said, it's the most dangerous track in the world.
真的 我们的赛道让伊莫拉*看上去像柔软的羽绒被 Honestly, it makes Imola look like a duvet. Honestly.
*很危险的赛道 许多车手丧命于此 TopGear第18季测试12C 大牛和XC90的时候就去的那里
无论如何 所有我们在埃博拉机库测试的车型 Anyway, all the cars that we test at the Eboladrome
都会做一个成绩 will do a timed lap.
并且为了让这个成绩做到完全的公平 And to make sure it's a completely level playing field,
车子都会由相同的一位车手驾驶 they will all be driven by the same racing driver.
*same相同的 和原来的tame圈养的 只差一个字母 读音也很相似
我们仔细想过这个问题 我们费了不少脑筋 We thought about this. We gave it some thought.
很聪明吧...那么 How clever is that? Now...
问题是 亚马逊坚持 The thing is, Amazon insisted
御用车手的人选应该来自于美国 that the racing driver in question should be from this side of the pond.
于是我们就去了一个地方 名字叫...纳斯卡? So we went to something called NASCAR?
我们找到了一位 并且把他运到了英国 And we found one. We shipped him to England
并且我们教导了他有关驾驶的复杂技能 and then we introduced him to the complicated procedure
其中包括学习右转弯 which involves turning right.
*纳斯卡里没有右弯
他就是麦克 斯金纳 He's called Mike Skinner,
但是我们都叫他"老美" but we know him simply as "the American."
我们要事先友情提示一下 他的有些观点还是挺冲的 We should warn you that some of his views are quite strong.
没错 他有着非常独特的个人观点 举例来说 Yes, he has very specific views, for example,
对于那些少于8个气缸的车子 on cars that have engines with fewer than eight cylinders.
-共产主义者 Communist. -或者是多于8个气缸的车子 Or more than eight cylinders.
-也是共产主义 Communist. -或者是中置引擎的车子 Or cars that have their engine in the middle.
共产主义 Communist.
任何只要不是美国产V8的东西都被他视为共产主义 Everything that isn't American really with a V8 is communist.
看看他如何对付这辆M2 So let's see how he gets on with the M2.
他准备好了 There he is.
看上去是那么的迷茫 Looking utterly bewildered.
他出发了 有一些轻微的空转 But he's off. A skitter of a wheel spin.
然后直接进入了非直弯 And immediately he's onto the Isn't Straight.
那里有一个右弯 估计会让他很困惑 There is a right there that will have confused him.
接着是一个左弯 他应该很擅长 Now a left, he'll be good at that.
现在他可以全力踩油门了 Now he can open the taps.
三升 六缸 Three liters, six cylinders.
这动力给狗拉屎都费劲啊 This thing wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a dog's ass.
我是一点都听不懂他在说些什么啊 I've literally no idea what he's talking about.
在俺们老家那疙瘩 这都算不上车 Where I come from, this ain't a car.
这是柔弱无力的哭喊 It's a cry for help.
不管他说什么了 Whatever.
他通过了非直弯的最后一个弯角 He's through the final corner on the Isn't Straight.
进入了你来定弯道 大力踩下刹车 Into Your Name Here. Hard on the brakes.
减档 Grabbing the stick,
处理一个对于他来说向左的弯道 which is on the left-hand side of where he's sitting,
进入弯道 and turning in.
懂我的意思了吧 没有一点的转向不足 See what I mean? No understeer at all.
这破赛道都没有我家车库的车道宽 Damn tracks are narrower than my driveway.
是啊 那是因为我们家车库一般都不停卡车 Yeah, that's 'cause it doesn't have a monster truck on it.
好奇是谁想到要测评这辆车的 Wonder which one of them came up with this thing.
那个傻大个 还是那个小矮子 还是那个老太太发型的那个 The tall one? The short one? Or the one with the girly hair?
好的 接下来是老太太房 Okay, coming up to Old Lady's House.
用力踩下刹车 Hard on the brakes.
进入弯道 绕过那颗炸弹 Turning in, round the unexploded bomb,
现在就又可以全力加速了 and now opening the taps again.
没有任何的涡轮迟滞 No turbo lag at all,
他全力行驶在颠簸的直路上 冲向前方的死亡变电站 as he hammers down the bumpy back straight towards Sub Station.
这是一个90度左弯 This is a 90-left,
新铺的柏油路 但是车子控制的很好 new Tarmac but it held it well.
还有一个90度的左弯通过羊圈 One more 90-left to go through Field Of Sheep.
他做的很好 最后冲线了 And he's done it well. And across the line.
第一个圈速 真不错 First one. That's good.
车手也很棒 He's great.
不仅左转很棒 右转也很棒 He's great going left and right. Amazing.
为了保证M2的成绩不一个人孤单的待在圈速榜上 To make sure that the M2- that wasn't on the lap board all by itself,
我们让老美也跑了一些别的标杆车型 we got the American to put other benchmark cars-
我们称为标杆车型 老美叫它们共产主义车型 we call them benchmark cars, he calls them communist-
那些车子跑过之后 看看都有哪些车型 around the track, to see what's what.
全都在这了 迈凯伦 奥迪 都齐了 There they all are: McLaren, Audi and so forth.
你先等一下 我们之前在影片中 Hang on a minute. We saw a Ferrari 488
看到了一辆法拉利488 at the track in the film earlier on.
为啥圈速榜上没有488的成绩啊 Why isn't that on there?
因为法拉利不让我们做计时圈 Because Ferrari wouldn't let us time it.
-不让我们跑 Wouldn't let us? -不让跑 No.
也就是说拉法拉利不能上路行驶 So the Ferrari LaFerrari can't go on the road
-也不能纯电动行驶 or run on electric only? -不行 No.
现在又来个488不能跑计时圈 And the 488 can't do a timed lap?
法拉利的脾气打起交道来 有时还是比较傲娇的 Ferrari are quite tricky to deal with from time to time.
咱们就先不管它们了 继续节目 Let's just put it that way and move on.
该看看M2在榜上的成绩如何了 It's time to see where the M2 goes on that board.
咱们看一下啊 把成绩打出来吧 Let's have a look. Let's put it on.
"我认为这是宝马有史以来最好的M系车型" "I think it's the best M car they've ever made."
这可不是我说的 Not my words.
"我宁愿要M2也不要那些比它快的车" "I prefer it to all the others that are quicker than it."
-没错 但- Yes, it's- -这就是你该拥有的汽车啊 The one you should have,
如果你想拥有一辆比别的M系都慢的车型 if you want one that's slower than all the other M cars.
但是体验更好 也仅仅慢了2秒而已 It's better. It's only two seconds-
-起码比一辆思域快吧 It's quicker than a Civic. -是啊 Yeah.
但是却慢于- But it's slower than-
如果你在一堆M系中选 全停在一起 If you had a choice of M cars, lined them up,
你说"我要最快的那个 肯定不是M2啊" and said, "I'd like the fastest", it wouldn't be that one.
-闭上你的嘴吧 Shut up. -依旧任何方面都更好吗 Better in every single way?
-你自己说的 You said that. -我不管 你有没有开过M2 I don't care. Have you driven one?
-我开过 I have. -真的很出色 你自己清楚 It's fabulous.
M2是辆好车 真心是好车 It's a brilliant car. It really honestly is.
说来也可惜 我们不能随身带着咱们的赛道 It's a shame we can't take the track round the world with us.
如果能做到的话 我们就可以邀请各路嘉宾过来跑几圈 Because if we did, we could invite celebrities to drive round it
然后把它们的成绩记录下来 搞一个成绩榜 看看谁最快 and we could keep a score sheet of who was the fastest.
不 我不喜欢这个主意 No, I don't like it!
我也不喜欢 I don't like it, no.
-我不认为这是个好主意 I don't think it would work. -谁会想看那种节目啊 Nobody wants to watch that.
我不确定大家会喜欢看 不过无论如何 我有个更好的主意 I'm not sure that they do. Anyway, we've got a better idea,
针对我们的嘉宾环节 Okay, for our celebrities.
我们称其为 明星头脑碰撞 We're calling it Celebrity Brain Crash,
并且我们也同样给这个环节做了个小短片 and we had a sting made for that as well.
真是糟糕透了 That is terrible.
真的很不喜欢用这个短片 I don't like to use this...
真是太糟糕了 It's just terrible.
谁会说"我一定要看亚马逊那档新的汽车节目 Who is gonna say, "I'm gonna watch that new Amazon car show.
...节目里亨利八世脑袋爆炸了" Henry VIII's head explodes"?
为啥布拉德皮特的脑子里要冒出青烟啊 Why is there smoke coming out of Brad Pitt's head?
*跟朱莉离婚时有媒体曝出 皮特是因为在私人飞机上吸毒打孩子才导致婚姻破裂
我们节目是想表达些什么鬼啊 What are we trying to say?
-我们啥都没说 No, we're not. -我们可什么都没说 No, we're not saying that.
不是你想的那个 Not that.
这段小片真是糟透了 That is a terrible sting,
但是我们使用的器械可一点都不糟糕 but the machine itself isn't terrible at all.
这台设备被用来测量人类的神经敏捷性 It's used to measure somebody's mental agility,
观察能力 their observational skills
以及多任务处理能力 and their ability to multi-task.
它实际上 是基于战斗机飞行员训练设备打造的 It's actually based on a machine that's used to test fighter pilots
用来测试那些想加入英国皇家空军的人 who want to join the Royal Air Force
也就是 众所周知的 世界上最强 最伟大的空军力量 which, as we all know, is the finest and greatest air force in the world.
你们这是什么意思 嘘什么 什么? What do you mean, "Boo"? What do you mean, "Boo"? What?
如果你说的是真的 那我们美国人就不用每次救你出水深火热了 If that was true, we wouldn't have to help you every time you get in trouble.
我要克制住跟你理论的冲动 I'll hold myself back here.
现在 先等一下 你们可以随意的嘘我们 Now, hold on. You lot can grumble as much as you like,
但是我们负责剪辑节目 我们都是英国人 but we edit this show and we're British,
所以我们会干脆都剪掉 so you'll just get cut out.
我们都同意 We're all in agreement.
皇家空军比美国空军要强 That the Royal Air Force is better than the US Air Force.
美利坚 美利坚 美利坚 USA! USA! USA!
我们都同意 We're all in agreement
英国皇家空军比其他空军都要强 the Royal Air Force is better than all the other air forces in the world.
我们现在都同意 We're all now in agreement.
皇家空军 The Royal Air Force is-
是世界上最好的空军 is the best air force in the world.
我们都同意皇家空军-还凑合吧 So we're all in agreement the Royal Air Force is quite good.
这就可以了 这就结了 That will do. That will do.
咱们言归正传 明星头脑碰撞 So let's get back to Celebrity Brain Crash
来见见我们的第一位嘉宾 and meet our first-ever guest.
通常在别的节目上 Normally on other shows,
嘉宾通常都会走出一个闪亮亮的门帘 the guest will come through a sparkly curtain,
冲观众挥挥手之后坐下 但是我们不这样 wave a bit and then sit down, but not here.
没错 我们的嘉宾会很有型的出场 Oh, yes, our guests make a proper arrival.
那么基于这个原则 让我们来看看今天的嘉宾 And on that note, let's meet tonight's star.
他基本上出演了所有你能看见的电影 He has been in pretty much every single movie franchise there is
除了BJ单身日记 apart from Bridget Jones.
没错 但他就是BJ本人啊 No, he was Bridget Jones.
*BJ是个女的
-是吗 Was he? -才不是呢哼 No.
不过这不重要 他出演了谍影重重 But it doesn't matter. He was in the Bourne films.
同时也出演了碟中谍 He was in the Mission Impossible films,
复仇者联盟 the Avengers films,
并且现在他正在我们上方3公里的高空中 and right now he is 10.000 feet above us,
等待着完成一次绝佳的登场 waiting to make one hell of an entrance.
女士们先生们 杰里米瑞纳 Ladies and gentlemen, Jeremy Renner!
就是他 他在那 那就是他乘坐的飞机 There he is. There he is, that's his plane.
镇定一下各位 他就要来了 Hold on, everybody. Here he comes.
他准备好跳伞了 He is ready to jump.
我准备好了 I'm ready!
他准备好了 他跳下去了 He is ready to jump. And there he goes!
看到他亲身做特技真的是太惊人了 That is amazing to see him doing his own stunts.
是啊 我知道 他看上去状态不错 Yeah, I know. And he is looking good!
当他到达的时候 When he gets here,
我想跟他聊聊谍影重重4 I do want to talk to him about that Bourne Legacy film.
一 我想知道拳打Shane Jacobson是个什么感受 A: what it was like to punch Shane Jacobson.
二...等一下 And, B... Ooh, hang on.
他现在都不开伞是不是有些晚啊 He's leaving this terribly late.
那好吧 Right.
这是不是意味着他好像开不了惹 Does that mean he's not coming on, then?
是啊 詹姆斯 来不了 No, James, he's not.
不过没关系 我们料到会有这种事发生 It's okay, though. We anticipated this sort of thing,
所以我们准备了一位备用嘉宾 so we got a back-up guest ready.
他出演了秘密特工 He was in Man From Uncle.
出演了独行侠 也扮演了社交网络里的双胞胎 He was in Lone Ranger. He was both twins in The Social Network.
他的新电影名叫 夜行动物 And his new film is called Nocturnal Animals.
很不幸 我们没时间再去搞一个华丽的登场 We haven't had time, unfortunately, to organize a dramatic entrance,
但是我希望各位能给他热烈的欢迎 but I hope you'll give him a warm welcome nevertheless.
女士们先生们 艾米·汉莫 Ladies and gentlemen, Armie Hammer!
他在那里 There he is.
哦 我的.. Oh, my...
上帝啊 Jesus!
那是一条蛇吗 Is that a snake?
-的确是条蛇 It's a snake. -还是响尾蛇呢 That's a rattlesnake.
-是吗 Is it? -当然 Yeah.
他正在被毒蛇攻击中 各位请安静 He's being killed. Quiet, everyone.
请镇定一下 Quiet, please.
我们真心是帮不上啥忙啊 There's literally nothing we can do.
他仅距离我们几米远 He's yards away from us.
蛇可是种群性动物啊 Snakes are like herds of them.
-蛇可都是集体觅食的啊 They hunt in packs. -是啊 它们总是结伴而行 Yeah, they're pack animals.
这是不是意味着他 也 好像不能参加节目惹 Does that mean he's not coming on either?
是啊 詹姆斯 他死前还在痛苦的打滚呢 No, James, he's finished writhing around in agony.
现在人已经没气了 And now he's dead.
所以肯定是无法参加了 So that is a no.
那么... Well, uh...
也许观众中有名人可以做嘉宾呢 maybe there's somebody famous in the audience.
不太可能吧 That's unlikely.
不 说真的 你们知道卡罗尔·沃德曼吗 No. Seriously, you know Carol Vorderman?
她今天早上给我打电话说 她在附近做节目 She rang me this morning from an air show nearby
还问我能不能过来看看呢 and said, can she come to the show?
我知道你们不清楚她是谁 I know you don't know who Carol Vorderman is.
她在我们老家英国是很有名的 She's a huge, huge, huge star in the UK.
她先是做了一档游戏节目叫倒计时 She started out on a program called Countdown
后来变得越来越聪明 and established herself as being unbelievably brilliant,
变成一个了不起的数学家了 a fantastic mathematician
*有一档节目叫 教你如何做数独
并且人颜值又很高 and very beautiful.
是啊 但是她也死了 Yes, she's also dead.
啥 What?
-你说啥 What? -这位也死了 She's dead.
-是怎么死的 How did that happen? -我哪知道啊 我又不是法医 I don't know. I'm not a pathologist!
但是现在情况就是人死了 But she's dead is what she is.
-真的假的 Seriously? -当然 Yes!
-上帝啊 Christ. -有麻烦了 Problem.
咱们该怎么办啊 What are we gonna do?
上帝啊 看看咱们窗外的 景观 简直就是- Jesus, look at that out there. It's like a-
跟停尸房差不多了啊 It's just littered with corpses.
兄弟们 估计这么找嘉宾是不行了 Lads, I don't think this bit is working.
咱们这周先别做 明星大脑碰撞 环节了 Let's drop Celebrity Brain Crash this week.
咱们下周南非的时候再做 We'll do it again in South Africa next week,
我认为人们会忘记这一切的 and I think people will have forgotten all this.
-也许不会 They might not. -他们会的 I think they will.
我们干脆跳过 这一切都没发生过 We'll just skip over it now. It's not gonna happen.
这也没事 因为我们可以回到车子话题上来了 That's okay, 'cause we can back to the cars.
没错 继续节目 Yes! Moving on!
-别看了 Don't look. -是啊 看都别看 Yes, don't look.
这一周 This week-
这周我们试图搞清楚 This week we are trying to find out
哪一辆混动超级跑车是最好的 which of the new breed of hybrid hypercars is the best.
没错 第一天在葡萄牙的赛道上 Yes. On day one at the track in Portugal,
我们发现迈凯伦P1是个精神病患者 we established that the McLaren P1 is a mentalist,
保时捷918是一款非常优秀的电动送奶车 that the Porsche 918 is a very good milk float,
并且法拉利的法拉利屁都干不了 and that the Ferrari LaFerrari can do nothing at all.
你这话一部分是对的 Some of that is true.
不过 第二天到了 But now, day two.
第二天早上第一件事就是 We began by lining up
把这个星球最刺激的三辆汽车 停在起跑线上 the three most exciting cars on the planet
准备进行一场直线加速世仇大对决 for the drag race of all drag races.
很显然 这就意味着我们要使用弹射起步 Naturally, this meant engaging launch control,
也就是需要花掉迈凯伦两个礼拜的时间 which in the McLaren takes about a fortnight.
我需要把驾驶模式选择为赛道模式 I have to have the drive tray in track mode,
空气动力设定在运动模式 the aero package in sport mode,
这样尾翼就会在我起步的时候提供更多的下压力 so that the rear end squats when I set off and gives me more traction.
我还要必须一直按住DRS按钮 I have to have the DRS button pressed with my thumb
来保证尾翼一直处于开启状态 这样能够减少阻力 很显然 to keep the rear wing open which reduces drag obviously.
保时捷的弹射起步 左脚踩刹车 用力 Launch control in the Porsche, left foot on the brake hard.
右脚踩油门 用力 Right foot on the throttle hard.
绿灯一亮 左脚一抬 直接走你 Light goes green, left foot off brake. Pa-ching!
弹射按钮 按住保持2秒 Launch button, press for two seconds.
左脚踩刹车 右脚踩油门 Left foot on brake. Right foot on throttle.
按弹射按钮 用力踩油门 Press launch control, mash the throttle,
四秒之内松刹车 within four seconds release the brake.
3秒钟之后 就会有全力弹射 必须要在3秒钟内起步 Three seconds later, I have full boost, and I have to set off within three seconds
不然整个一全套都白做了 or the entire system disengages.
我估计会搞错 I'm going to get this wrong.
先知会你们一声 Just so you know.
我这里面可是有的忙啊 I've got a lot to do in here.
我没准备好 I wasn't ready.
我的上帝啊 这车真快 Oh, my God! That is quick!
我的天啊 你看见了么 Holy mother! Did you see that?
我* 上帝**啊 [BLEEP] me! Jesus [BLEEP] Christ!
车子有些失控了 It's all over the place.
鉴于我很明显没有搞明白那堆按钮 Since it was clear I'd got all my buttons wrong,
兄弟们同意再跑一次 the chaps agreed to another run.
情况总结 起跑灯在我弹射蓄力没完成就变绿了 Sit rep, the lights went green before the boost was ready,
并且我全程一直在按着DRS按钮 and I had the DRS button still pressed
也就说我全程没有丝毫抓地力 when I got to the end, which meant I had no downforce,
也就是说 刚才那一趟把我吓出屎了 which meant- Well, poo came out.
这一次我决定给车子多来点阻力 This time I'm gonna do it with more drag,
虽然会拖慢我的速度 但是我会安然无恙的抵达终点线 which will slow me down, but I will be able to stop without killing myself.
KERS系统充电完成 好的 KERS system charged. Right.
弹射蓄力中 Boost building.
3...2... Three, two...
我们出发了 起步不错 And we are away! What a start!
保时捷起步就像飞一样 The Porsche has got off to a flyer.
哦 该死 Oh, balls!
180km/h, 190km/h, 210km/h
230公里每小时 230 kilometers an hour.
这次表现可不怎么样啊 That wasn't very good.
因为船长这圈不知怎么也搞砸了 Because James had somehow messed up that time,
并且这次的测评是关于车子的 and because this test was about the cars,
我们决定再跑一次 we decided to go again.
这就是火箭啊 It's a rocket ship.
为了英国 For England!
不 不 No, no!
好吧 我们三个都赢了一次 Okay, we have all three won this now.
我们决心一定要找到一个胜负排名 Determined to find a definitive one-two-three finishing order,
我们又跑了一次 we ran again.
又是一个完全不同的结果啊 绅士们 Another totally different result there, gentlemen.
然后就又来一次 And again.
又是不一样的结果 That's a different result again.
再来一次? And again?
这个时候 我们决定先暂时休战 At this point, we decided to call a halt to proceedings,
因为我们得出了一个非常科学的结论 because we had reached a scientific conclusion.
我们发现 成绩其实跟你开什么车无关 It turns out it doesn't really matter which car you buy,
全都取决于你当时穿的鞋 it all depends on your shoes.
我这是TOD家的懒汉鞋 Now, this is a TOD loafer.
轻微的磨损可以让我更精准的控制 Slightly worn to get a crisper jump
抬刹车的动作 瞬间完成的动作 off the brake pedal, and it's immediate.
-你这是匡威鞋 This is a Converse. -这里面塞的海绵比我想象的多*啊 There's more sponge in there than I thought.
*你确定不是自己塞得增高设备?
你看 阿迪达斯 他们做鞋的时候可没想到这种用途啊 See, Adidas, they weren't thinking that through.
-所以当你抬脚的时候 So, as you lift your foot up- -那都是一瞬间的事啊 It's a millisecond.
我知道你有KERS系统 I know you've got KERS,
我也知道你有一台6.3升V12引擎 I know you've got a 6.3-litre V12,
我也知道你那弹射起步很优秀 and I know that launch control system is amazing,
但是所有的这些 but it's all let down
都被这松软的阿迪达斯鞋底给耽误了 by the sponginess of the Adidas shoe.
所以厂商应该卖给你汽车 同时也要负责你的鞋 So they should sell you the car and the shoes.
不仅如此 即便你穿对了鞋 你的鞋有磨合过吗 No, have you got the correct shoes and have you worn them in?
-没错 Exactly. -全新的鞋 兄弟们 Fresh shoes, lads.
-就需要-- I just need to- -稍微在这不光滑的地面上摩擦摩擦 You need to skid about. There we go.
随着这个问题被解决了 With that sorted,
那么就该找一位赛车手 it was time to bring in a racing driver
来试试看哪辆车可以跑出最快的圈速 to see which of our cars could do the fastest lap.
我们御用的老美对此表示没有兴趣 Our resident American said he wasn't interested,
因为这三辆车可能都是共产主义汽车 because all three cars are probably communist.
所以 我们找了一位比利时人 So instead, we went for a Belgian chap-
他跑过一级方程式和E级方程式 ...who's done Formula One and Formula E,
他就是Jerome d'Ambrosio Jerome d'Ambrosio
Jerome把三辆车都开一遍 Jerome took the cars out
感受一下每辆车的操控情况 to get a sense of how they handled.
并且当他跑完之后 And when he'd finished,
我们很好奇 we were interested to hear
他的专业建议 his professional opinion.
咱们先说保时捷
上帝啊 我跟你说 这就是个死亡陷阱 车子失控的厉害
开着就像跟一头油腻的猪摔跤一样 我求你别让我再开它了
是啊 说得对
对吧
拉法拉利 也是一辆可怕的车子
车子在过弯的时候非常混乱
在三辆车中 它显然是最差劲的
如果你买这辆车 你十有八九是疯了
是啊 的确很糟
至于迈凯伦 那就是一件杰作
驾驶起来非常轻松 就是个移动的诗篇
说真的 一个小孩子都可以驾驶它
我说的小孩子是指婴儿
就在此时 我们发现字幕上的词 At this point, word reached us that Jeremy
想象一下 一位芭蕾舞者在天使的翅膀上翩翩起舞...
都是大猩猩自己瞎编乱造的 was taking liberties with the subtitling machine.
于是 我们继续下一个大事件 So we moved on to the big event:
计时圈 the timed laps.
当各家的机械师们完成了对车子的准备 Once the mechanics had finished their preparations,
赛道上的三个测速计被激活了 the three speed traps were activated.
并且拉法拉利率先停在了起跑线前 And the Ferrari LaFerrari took its place on the start line.
看看那车停在那里有多好看 Look how good it looks there.
这就是浪费时间 浪费轮胎和汽油 This is just wasting time. It's wasting rubber and fuel.
不 这感觉就像是餐前甜点 No, this is like an amuse-bouche.
是啊没错 你点了一只烤鸭和雪莉蛋糕 Yeah, it is. You have ordered the duck and sherry trifle.
-而你只是蜜瓜球配菜 And you're a melon ball. -我都没听你说话 I'm not even listening.
绅士们 拉法在直道末端的速度有231.4km/h Gentlemen, it is doing 231.4 kilometers an hour at the end of the straight.
那个速度基本上就是和柴油高尔夫差不多么 It's about the same speed as a Golf diesel, something like that.
194.9km/h
下坡路 反而极速降低了 Going down the hill using gravity.
-他是半路停车购物去了吗 Is he stopping off for shopping? -一定是这样 He must be.
他来了 Here he is.
-船长 你可以去喝茶歇着了 James, if you want to get a cup of tea. -你给我们热好了赛道 We've warmed the track.
接下来是保时捷918 Next it was the turn of the Porsche 918.
你的车因为条纹涂装能额外快多少 How much faster will it go because of the stripes?
快不少呢 Much.
231点... 231 point...
所以保时捷第一段要比法拉利快 So he's faster than the Ferrari.
183.0km/h
这里可是比法拉利慢得多啊 Way, way, way slower than him.
你别忘了 从这里到下一个计时点中间 Don't forget between here and the next measuring point,
一共有4个慢速弯道 Okay, you've got four slow corners,
那里就是保时捷找回优势的地方 and those are the ones where the Porsche is gonna make up time.
因为它有四轮转向 Because of the four-wheel steering.
-就像是本田Prelude一样 Like a Honda Prelude? -不是 No!
-110点几 110 point what? -点一 One.
所以你跟拉法之间只相差十分之一公里每小时 So, almost to a tenth of a kilometer an hour, the same speed as you.
他回来了 马力全开 Here he comes. He's firing noises.
回来了 看看它啊 There it is. Look at that.
终于 轮到精神病患上场了 Finally, it was the turn of the psycho killer.
三辆车中 最诡异 最极端的那辆 The trickiest, the edgiest of the three.
但是我对它会获胜有着极大的信心 But I was so confident it'd win,
于是我准备赌个大的 I was prepared to take a massive gamble.
如果迈凯伦不是最快的 If the McLaren isn't the fastest,
你们俩可以拆了我的房子 you two can knock my house down.
-你说啥 What? -拆了我的房子 Knock it down.
-啥 你的房子 What, your house? -是啊 我认真的 Yeah, and I mean that.
我对于迈凯伦能拿第一就是这么自信 That's how confident I am that that will be the fastest.
-你知道我们真会拆你房子的 You know we will do that? -我知道啊 Yeah.
-你这是认真的打赌吗 It's a serious bet? -当然 Yeah.
-好吧 Fine. -如果P1不是最快的 If that's not the fastest,
-我们就可以拆了你的房子 we can knock your house down? -没错 Yup.
都知道我家在哪 你们都去过 You know where it is. You've both been.
我很乐意帮忙啊 I'd love to knock it down.
准备好了 这次玩的很大啊 Here we go. A lot riding on this.
235.9km/h
好吧 它是在第一段中速度最快的 Okay, it's fastest at the end of the first straight.
你们想来我家吃-晚-餐-吗 Would you like to come to my house for dinner?
行啊 我能开推-土-机-赴宴吗 Yes. Can I bring a bulldozer?
188.3km/h
真是令人闹心的快啊 挺猛 That is worryingly quick. Brisk.
仅仅是挺猛? It's quite brisk?
我们还不知道它在后来的急弯表现如何 We don't know how fast it's going around the tight turns.
它也有可能只用2km/h过弯啊 Might have been doing two kilometers an hour around here.
他去哪里了 Where is he?
可能撞了 Crashed.
那么 回到演播帐篷 With that, back to the tent.
非常感谢 现在... Thank you so much. Now...
我想做一个严正声明 I want to make it absolutely plain,
因为我知道这对许多技术宅很重要 'cause I know this matters to anoraks,
三辆车都是使用相同轮胎进行测试的 all three cars were running on exactly the same sort of tires.
没错 相同的轮胎 同样的赛道 同一位车手 Yes, same tires, same track, same driver.
所以成绩的因素完全取决于车子了 So the times are down to the cars.
没错 现在该揭晓成绩了 Yup. And now it is time to reveal those times.
让我先讲清楚 Let me just make it absolutely clear.
我们不知道车子成绩是多少 We don't know what they are.
制片人不让我们看 The producers have kept them from us.
-这是顶级机密 They're top secret. -没错 Yup.
所以 咱们把电子圈速榜拿出来 So, let's put the scoreboard up,
先来看看 法拉利的拉法拉利 and let's begin with the Ferrari LaFerrari, I believe.
让我们先看看拉法的成绩如何 Let's see what it did it in, please.
我们也不清楚这个成绩算好算差 是吧 We don't know if that's any good, do we?
咱们接下来把保时捷的成绩公布出来 Let's move on and do the Porsche next.
保时捷的成绩是多少呢 What did the Porsche do it in?
好的 1分54秒2 Oh, yes! 1:54.2!
好的 好的 你看到了吧 Yes! Yes! You see?
你说法拉利会碾压保时捷 You said it would mince the Porsche.
结果却没有 拉法比918还慢 And it didn't mince it. It was slower than the Porsche.
我都跟你说了 你只不过是开胃小菜 I told you it's just a melon ball.
你的车比我慢 It's slower than my car,
也就是我的车比你快 which was faster than your car.
0.2秒而已 但是我的车颜值更高啊 0.2 of a second, and it looks better.
是啊 这么高的颜值就在我的后视镜里越变越小 Yeah, it did in my mirror where it belongs getting smaller.
就是个开胃菜 还输给我了 It's a melon ball, and it lost.
-哈蒙德 Hammond. -咋了 What?
-镇定一下 Calm down. -好吧 All right.
因为我们必须要公布那个最重要的成绩了 Because now we must bring up the time that really matters.
那个赌注很大的成绩 The one where a lot's at stake.
迈凯伦... The McLaren...
迈凯伦P1 The McLaren P1.
-你是在紧张吗 Are you nervous? Sure? -不 不是 No. No.
-有一点紧张? A little bit? -才没有 No!
-我才不紧张呢哼 I'm not nervous. -为啥要紧张啊 Why be nervous?
因为你会推着一辆超市购物车 You could get, like, a shopping trolley
把你的家当全装在里面 and keep all your things in it.
在天桥底下的新家附近交几个新朋友 Make some new friends under a bridge somewhere.
-哈蒙德 Hammond. -要是想卖身的话 友情建议你不要这么干 I'd say sell your body but don't do that.
镇定点 赶紧- Be quiet! Let's-
赶紧公布P1的成绩 这就开始 Let's bring up the time of the P1. Here we go.
-上帝啊 Oh, God. -在哪里 Where is it?
好的 Yes!
真有趣啊 因为你说... That is funny. Because you said...
如果最快 可惜不是你 the fastest, but it's not the fastest.
反而还是最慢的 It's the slowest!
女士们先生们 记者 电视明星 Ladies and gentlemen, journalist, broadcaster
并且即将无家可归的人 杰里米·克拉克森 and homeless man, Jeremy Clarkson.
情况就是这样 就是这样 That's what it is. That's what it is.
你们不会真的拆了我的房子吧 You're not really going to knock my house down?
没错 我们就要拆 Yes, we are.
-赌注就是赌注 A bet is a bet. -说好了的 That's the deal.
-并且我们还会录下来 And we're going to film it. -但问题是- No, but the thing is,
如果用P1原厂配的轮胎的话 on the tires that the McLaren can be bought with,
速度会快一些 it was faster.
我们在开始时就同意用相同的轮胎 We agreed right at the start we'd all run on the same tires.
这是在你输掉之前就定好的规则啊 That was the deal before your car lost.
所以 让我们... So let's just...
让我们总结一下今天的节目 好吗 Let's just sum this first show up, shall we?
我失去了我的房子 I've lost my house.
-还跟观众打了一架 We've had a fight with the audience. -挺激烈的 Big one.
有个人把咱们的无人机给打下来了 Somebody shot our drone down.
并且我们还搞死了三位明星 And we've killed three quite major celebrities.
是啊 不过积极的一面是 Yeah, but on the plus side,
我的保时捷是最快的 my Porsche was the fastest!
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那么以这个失望的消息结尾 And on that terrible disappointment,
今天的节目就要结束了 I'm afraid it's time to end.
非常感谢各位的到来 Thank you all very much for coming.
非常感谢各位的收看 Thank you for watching.
我们下周在南非约翰内斯堡见 And we'll see you next week in Johannesburg.
再见 Good-bye!
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