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大家好 你好 Greetings. Hello.
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谢谢大家 非常感谢 Thank you. Thank you very much.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
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欢迎大家来到GT的现场 and welcome to The Grand Tour,
这一周我们来到了阿拉伯联合酋长国 which this week comes to you from the United Arab Emirates!
尤其... Specifically...
尤其是 我们位于迪拜 Specifically, we are in Dubai,
也就是说 破天荒头一回 which means, for the first time ever,
我们仨是这个帐篷里最穷的人 we are the three poorest people in the tent.
是啊 没错 没错 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
快看我身后的景色吧 I mean, look at that.
你也许会想"他们是怎么搞出那么多的喷泉来的" You think, "How do they do that with all those fountains?"
这个嘛 我来告诉你们一个小秘密 Well, I'll let you into a little secret.
全都是毕雷矿泉水*啊 It's Perrier water.
*产自法国南部的一种纯天然气泡矿泉水 也叫巴黎矿泉水 巴黎水
矿泉水一飞冲天进入空中 Flinging it up into the air.
我前几天还听说了另一个故事 I heard another one the other day.
一位出租车司机在一天的辛苦工作之后打扫车内 A taxi driver clearing out his cab after a hard day at work--
雨伞 手机 那些平常的东西... umbrella, mobile phone, usual stuff--
还有价值80万英镑的金条 £800,000 gold bar.
*按翻译制作时汇率 约合688万人民币
有人把金条忘在车里 Someone had left it in there
-然后甚至都没注意金条丢了 and not even noticed. -谁都'不会'注意这小钱的 You would.
还要提醒各位 在迪拜 Mind you, that said, here,
你们可以在ATM机里提现黄金 you can just go to an ATM and get gold out.
你看就是这个 这是一部真的ATM机 Look at this! That's an actual ATM.
你知道 在凌晨两点钟的晚上 You know, at two o'clock in the morning,
"哎呀 我随身忘带金条了" "I haven't got an ingot with me."
但是在这里就没问题了 But here you're fine.
你甚至可以在这里买轮胎 懂吗 You can even buy tyres here, OK?
那种上面镶嵌了黄金和钻石的轮胎 Which are studded with gold and diamonds.
看看这个 60万英镑一套 Look at this. £600,000 a set.
*按翻译制作时汇率 约合516万人民币
甚至政府都是非常富裕的 Even the authorities are loaded.
我们这里有一系列当地警车的照片 We have here a selection of pictures of local police cars.
他们配备了大牛 They have an Aventador.
也有奔驰的SLS They also have an SLS.
是啊 先别急 他们甚至有布加迪威龙警车 Yeah. Wait for it. They even have a Veyron police car.
哦 是啊 很显然 Oh, yeah. Obviously,
-这里需要这种警车 because you need that. -真的需要 You actually do.
真的需要 警车很重要 You need that. It's important.
我这里还有一张当地救护车的照片 I've even got a photograph of a local ambulance.
看吧 就是它 莲花救护车 Look, here it is. It's a Lotus!
不太确定这个是否靠谱 Not quite sure how that works.
也许需要打断患者另一条好腿 才能把人塞进车里 Presumably you have to break the patient's other leg to actually get him in there.
-是啊 Yeah. -接着还有公共交通 Then there's public transport.
在英国 这个东西叫公交巴士 懂吧 Now, OK, in the UK, this is a bus, yes?
-是啊 Yeah. -我来给你们看看迪拜公交车什么样 Let me show you a photograph of a local bus here.
就是它了 There you go.
最高时速250km/h Top speed: 155mph.
售价七百万英镑 总共有23个座位 Costs £7 million. Seats 23 people.
*按翻译制作时汇率 约合六千万人民币
你给巴士车主打电话 他开车过来接你 You telephone the owner. He comes and picks you up
接着送你想去的地方 and takes you to where you want to go.
额 这不是出租车么 Well, that's a taxi.
-不 詹姆斯 不是出租车 No, James. No, no, no. -不是么 Isn't it?
迪拜的出租车长这样 A taxi in Dubai looks like this.
哦 对 肯定的 Oh, right. Yeah, of course.
你认为我在开玩笑 看上面写的 "优步" You think I'm joking? Look, "Uber".
说真的 你在这里叫优步 Seriously, you call Uber up here,
然后你就要在普锐斯和直升机中间选一个 and you're given a choice--Prius or helicopter.
哇哦 是不是还要给司机评价打分啊 Wow! Do you get to rate the driver?
你说他们会不会像英国的优步司机那样 成天盯着自己的手机不眨眼 Do you think he sticks his telephone on the screen like in Britain in the Prius?
"不本来不是飞行员来着... "I'm not really a pilot.
...我只是在学习当管道工的同时干这个混饭吃" I'm doing this while training to be a plumber."
"我想下车" 赶紧逃命 "I want to get out!" Just get out.
-我们还是赶紧开始节目吧 Shall we get on with the show? -好主意 Good idea.
在本周的节目中... Because in our car show this week...
船长摔倒了 James falls over.
船长又摔倒了 James fall over again.
船长双摔倒了 And James falls over.
但是首先 我们要用一次争论开始 But first, there's been a bit of an argument.
大家都知道 船长和我最近都买了一辆五门德国两厢车代步 You see, James and I both recently bought five-door German hatchbacks.
他买的是宝马的i3 就是那辆电动车 His is a BMW i3, which is powered by electricity,
而我则选择了更为传统的大众高尔夫GTI and mine is a conventional Volkswagen Golf GTI.
没错 也就是说我的车来自未来 而他的车来自过去 Yes, meaning my car is from the future and his is from the past,
也就是让我显得很潮 让他看上去像恐龙 making me enlightened and him a dinosaur.
他们俩像这样吵来吵去有一段时间了 They have been arguing like this for a while now.
问题是 我毫不怀疑 在未来电动车肯定能行得通 The thing is, I don't doubt that in the future electric cars will work,
只是现在暂时还不成熟 but they don't work now.
-额 现在就很好了 Well, they do. -就是行不通啊 詹姆斯 They don't, James!
如果行得通 那你的车上为什么还要装一个汽油驱动的增程器呢 Well, why did you fit yours with a petrol-powered range extender?
额 那只是一个小发电机让电池保持电量 以备不时之需 Well, that's just a little generator that keeps the battery topped up if I need it.
基本上意思就是 我们还不能完全依靠现在的新科技 What you're saying is you can't rely on new technology.
并且你的座椅 是由吸尘器储灰袋里面的垃圾做的 And your seats, they're made from the contents of a Hoover bag.
哦 这话你也好意思说 Oh, says the man...
你的车座椅还是杰基·斯图尔特*的旧裤子做的呢 Says the man whose seats are made from Jackie Stewart's old trousers, which they are.
*苏格兰籍前赛车手 他于1965至1973年间参加F1比赛 赢得3届车手总冠军
别吵了 It's---Whatever!
情况是 在办公室里 The fact is, in the office,
我们一致认为 听够了他们俩掐来掐去 we decided we'd had enough of them bickering
告诉他俩 滚出去做一个正常的路试回来 and told them to go out and do a proper road test.
于是我们就做了 So we did.
我们在伦敦出发 用一个大猩猩想出来的 We began in London with a real-world test
实际生活中的问题开始 that Clarkson had thought of.
好的 詹姆斯 我们现在应该看看 Right, James, we must now see
谁能在最短的时间里把后门打开 who can open their back door in the shortest time.
-为啥 Why? -因为车子随时都会发生紧急情况啊 There could be an emergency.
人们会想知道这个问题的答案的 People will want to know.
各就位 预备 开始 哦 我的已经打开了 Ready, steady, go! Oh, mine's open.
哦 上帝啊 Oh, dear.
难不成你还要先打开前门 Have you got to open your front door
然后才能打开你的 老实说 后舢板 before you open that--let's be honest--a flap?
-这才不是舢板好么 It's not a flap. -明明就是 It is a flap.
难不成宝马在跟我们说 在未来 Are BMW saying that, in the future,
孩子们的身体宽度只有8厘米不到么 children will only be three inches wide?
你在胡说些什么啊 What are you talking about?
首先 开后门一点都不困难 For a start, it's hardly a hardship,
并且后排的空间明明很大啊 and that's an enormous space.
你想搞这么个比赛的原因 You only wanted to do that test
仅仅是因为你买车的时候犯了个错 他买车的时候搞错了 because you made a mistake. He made a mistake.
我才没有 我犯什么错了 I didn't. What mistake?
明明就是 你当时明明想买一辆三门的 You did. You wanted a three-door Golf,
结果你把配置表给填错了 and you didn't fill the form in properly.
我很清楚 你连给选项打钩都不会 I know that. You can't tick boxes.
五门的颜值更高好么 Five doors are better-looking.
不 才没有 No, they're not.
从来没人想要一辆五门的GTI好么 Nobody ever wanted a five-door Golf GTI.
-好一个二货 It's really naff. -我们赶紧上路 然后咱们谈谈价格的事儿 We've got to get on and talk about money.
他当时还想买一辆红色的 He also wanted a red one.
结果颜色的选项也填错了 He didn't fill that bit in properly, either.
我这辆车 上面选了无数种选装件 This car, with many, many optional extras,
要价3.6万英镑 was £36,000.
*按翻译制作时汇率 约合31万人民币
然而船长的宝马i3则要... Whereas James May's BMW i3 was...
额...咱们一起来问问他 好吧 Well... let's find out, shall we?
你的i3要多少钱? How much was your i3?
额 车子的标价是四万英镑 但是我能从政府手中领取五千英镑的节能补贴 Well, it was £40,000, but I got £5,000 back from the government,
所以实际上 价格是3.5万英镑 so actually it's £35,000,
*按翻译制作时汇率 约合30万人民币
我想也就是比你的车要便宜 which is less than yours, I think.
政府给了你 五千英镑 来自纳税人们的税金 作为补贴 You were given, by the government, £5,000 of taxpayers' money
所以你才能便宜的买下这辆车 so you could buy that car?
政策不是我定的 你也不能拒绝补贴款 I didn't make the rules. You can't turn it down.
这可跟披头士的OBE勋章不一样啊 It's not like the Beatles' OBE.
*披头士只接受了MBE勋章 比OBE要低一个档次
真是太可气了 That is obscene!
詹姆斯·梅 他可是个有钱人啊 I mean, James May is a wealthy man,
结果我旁边的这位巴士司机要给他的新车买单 but that bus driver has bought his car for him.
社会的公平正义哪里去了 Where's the justice in that?
你在给他那辆车买单 你知道么 You're paying for his car. Do you know that?
那都是你的钱啊 You have paid for it.
告诉你一声 你给他那辆车买了单 Just so you know, you've paid for his car.
詹姆斯·梅有因此感谢你们给他买了车吗 Has James May thanked you for buying his car for him?
大猩猩说的有道理 Jeremy will have an opinion on this,
尽管他也是买下一个农场 放在手里很多很多年 despite having bought a farm on which, for many years,
拿了政府的补贴款 却也是什么都没有种植 he was paid to not grow anything.
这里要收拥堵费了 Congestion charge here.
要花11.5英镑才能进入市中心 It's £11.50 to drive into the centre.
*按翻译制作时汇率 约合100元人民币
-人家就不用交呢哼 Not for me, it isn't. -你当然是不用交了 Of course it isn't.
那边的出租车司机朋友 是不是他帮你掏的拥堵费 The taxi driver, is he paying for your congestion charge?
我猜人人都付了一丁点吧 I suppose everybody must pay a little bit.
詹姆斯梅 詹姆斯梅 从富人手中赚钱 * James May, James May Stealing from the rich *
詹姆斯梅 詹姆斯梅 从穷人手里抢钱 * James May, James May Stealing from the poor *
从富人手里赚 从穷人手里抢 * He steals from the rich He steals from the poor *
并且再说一遍 他谁的钱都要 * And once more, wants it all *
真是太讨厌了 * That's appalling *
歌词写得还凑合吧 It nearly works.
我受够了他这个样子 I'd had enough of this,
于是我想出了另一个方式 来证明我的车要比他的好 so I came up with a new way of trying to prove my car was better than his.
詹姆斯 我能问一句 你为毛要把我领到伦敦机场里来呢 James, can I just ask, why have you brought me to London Airport?
因为我要证明我的车要比你的车好 Because I want to prove that my car is faster than yours.
说来好有趣啊 你刚刚说 你的车要比我的车快 That's funny, because I just heard you say that your car's faster than mine.
是啊 没错 Yeah. Yeah, it is.
-你的车有167匹马力 167 horsepower. -没错 Mm-hm.
我的车选装了性能包 它有227匹马力 Mine has the performance pack, so it produces 227.
-真的吗 Does it? -是啊 Yes.
那是官方的指标数据啊 对吧 That's the official figure, is it?
是啊 没错 Yes, it is.
-大众说的 From VW? -没错 Yes.
-你自己信吗 And you believe them? -当然 Yes.
好吧 我知道你啥意思 All right, listen, I know what you mean.
咱们就比直线加速0-240km/h Drag race: 0-150.
不要 No.
鉴于我们没能达成共识 Having not agreed on that,
随后 我们在'终点线设在哪'的问题上也没能达成共识 we then failed to agree on where the finishing line should be.
船长想来一场短小的比赛 James wanted a short race...
而我不要 and I didn't.
-折中行了吧 Compromise. -当然不行 太短了 It isn't. That's too short.
-才不短呢 这里正好 It's not. It's exactly right. -就是太短 It is.
不过最终 我们准备好出发了 But eventually, we were ready to go.
现在 各位观众朋友们 你们要记住 Now, the thing to remember, viewers, is that an electric motor
它是一台电动机 可以在静止或低速的情况下迸发出巨大的扭矩 delivers enormous torque from nothing, from really low down.
所以说在短距离内 我肯定是稳赢啊 So over a short distance, I should absolutely cream this.
准备开始 Here we go.
DCC--普通模式 DCC--normal.
转向--普通模式 Steering--normal.
驾驶风格--经济模式 Drive--eco.
没有必要为这比赛 糟蹋了我自己的车 No point in ruining my own car to win this.
没必要着急 No need to rush.
我要赢了 哦 棒 I'm winning. Oh, yes!
我依旧领先 I'm still winning.
咱们赶紧干掉它吧 加油 小高尔夫 Let's go get him. Come on, Golfy!
不 不 No. No!
宝马的表现还不错 但是... Quite sprightly, but er...
我认为还不够强 not sprightly enough, methinks.
回见了 詹姆斯 See you, James.
啊 我让未来在电视上丢大人了 Bah! I've made the future look rubbish on the television.
随后 为了让他更丢人一些 And then, to make it look even worse,
我告诉那个偷享民众税金的人 我们要前往德文郡 I told the benefit scrounger that we were setting off for Devon.
额...我们为啥要去德文郡 Erm... Why are we going to Devon?
因为我有两张今晚的门票 Because we have two tickets tonight
可以让我们去看Who乐队的Roger Daltrey在达特穆尔一家酒吧里的表演 to see Roger Daltrey out of the Who perform at a pub on Dartmoor.
*Who乐队 英国的老牌摇滚乐队 貌似TopGear里 三贱开面包车给Who乐队连夜运过吉他
为啥我们不能等他来伦敦表演时再去看呢 Couldn't we just wait for him to come and maybe perform in London?
-因为我很确定他会来的 Because I'm sure he will. -额 不行 Well, no.
因为这中间有320公里的路程 大概吧 Because it's a 200-mile drive, or thereabouts,
这给了我们一个机会 看看我们的车在现实生活中表现怎么样 it'll give us an opportunity to see how our cars work in the real world.
他的意思翻译过来就是 这给了他机会说明 What he means is it's an opportunity for him to claim
他那来自过去的车表现更好 that the car of the past is superior.
为了证明他错了 我需要补充 To prove it wasn't, I needed to top up
在直线加速赛中消耗掉的电量 the charge I'd lost by doing the drag race.
好的 如果我看导航中的设置页面 Right, if I look at settings on my satnav,
我就能找到可以给我充电的加油站 I can look at where all the charging and petrol stations are.
我甚至能知道 加油站提供给我的是哪个种类的充电桩 I can even tell what sort of charging point I am being offered,
并且不论我是否拥有一张正确对应的'充电卡' whether or not I have the right card for it.
很快 我们找到了我们要找的地方 And soon, we found exactly what I was looking for.
-这就是你的未来啊 It's the future. -我再换个充电桩 Another one.
-哦 真是太遗憾了 Oh, that's such a shame. -闭嘴吧你 Oh, shut up!
因为我没有足够的电量支撑到下一个充电站 Because I didn't have enough juice in the batteries to make the next charge point,
所以为了防止电量进一步流失 I had to turn on my petrol generator,
我不得不启动汽油发电机 which stopped them going even flatter,
并且还启动了超级经济驾驶模式 and engaged ECO PRO+ driving mode.
这也就意味着我只能跑90km/h It does mean I have to do 56mph.
这是超级经济模式下的最高时速 That's where ECO PRO+ sets the maximum speed,
因为只有这样才能达到最远续航里程 because that way you get the maximum range.
同时也代表我现在是一位货车司机了 But it means I'm effectively a lorry driver.
*形容速度慢
同时因为超级经济模式 我没有任何空调可用 Because I'm in ECO PRO, I don't get any air-conditioning
或者是任何温度调节装置 or climate control at all,
因为这样会浪费电能 玻璃现在正慢慢的起雾 because that wastes electricity, so the car is slowly steaming up.
它现在开始警告我了 它说 It's now warning me. It says,
"赶紧找个充电桩 你个二货" "Find a charge station, you idiot!"
一个人脑子究竟要傻成什么样 他才会说 How many screws do you have to have loose before you say
"好 我要买一辆车 "Yes, I'm gonna buy a car,
当它电池电量低的时候 which, when it's running low on power,
它只能跑1km/h has to be driven at 8mph,
还要把空调关掉 各种车灯关掉 with the air conditioning off, and the lights off,
暖风关掉 收音机也要关掉 and the heater off, and the radio off.
为啥你要这么虐待自己呢 Why would you do that?
经过了几辈子的时间和船长的同行 After several lifetimes of driving in convoy with James,
我们终于找到了一个能用的充电站 we finally found a charge point that worked.
搞定了 That's it.
-这么简单 It's done? -当然 Yes.
你不用一直站在这守着它 You don't have to stand and watch it.
这点跟汽油车不一样 我们可以走开 It's not like petrol. We can go off
喝杯咖啡 吃块面包 and have a cup of coffee, a sticky bun.
-这要花多长时间啊 How long is it gonna take? -一个小时那样吧 An hour or so.
-一个小时? An hour? -是啊 Yeah.
那这辆车要花多少钱才能...加满? How much does it cost... to fill it up?
不要钱 Nothing.
-什么 What? -充电是免费的 It's free.
-这怎么可能是免费的呢 How could it be free? -就是免费的 It's free.
你的确需要刷一下卡 但是不花钱... You have to get the card, but it doesn't cost...
-这张卡要多少钱? How much does the card cost? -不要钱 Nothing.
你在网上填个表格 然后就给你寄过来了 You fill a form in on the Internet, and it comes in the post.
所以我还在支付你的油钱...电钱 是吗 So I'm paying for your fuel-- well, your electricity--as well?
大概吧 Probably.
我真是太惊讶了 I'm just staggered by this.
社会公平哪去了 This is iniquitous.
在消磨了几分钟之后... After killing time for a few minutes...
我正试着赢点钱回来 I'm just gonna try and win some money
摊平詹姆斯梅今年的供热费 to pay for James May's heating bill this year,
因为...毫无疑问 这笔钱也得我来付 which... will undoubtedly be down to me.
我决定我不想再跟他耗下去了 ...I decided I couldn't be bothered to wait any more,
于是我用老式的方法'充满电' so I recharged the old-fashioned way
然后 很快 我就继续上路了 and, in moments, was back on the road.
英国电能的生产量 只比全国消耗量多5% Britain only produces 5% more power than it actually consumes.
现在就是这样 所以如果人人都开始买电动车 That's now. So if everybody starts buying electric cars,
现在的发电站则不能满足电能需求 the power stations won't be able to cope.
那么就会发生断电 There'll be power cuts,
之后就是抢劫频发 接着就是无政府混乱 and then there will be looting and anarchy.
这就是梅在做的事 That's what James is doing.
TA在把英国领向危机 He is bringing Britain to its knees.
太好了 Yes.
这东西送给杰里米正合适 Here's something for Jeremy.
看他车里有CD播放器 Assuming he's got a CD player.
他的GTI里保不齐会有磁带机 He's probably got a cassette player in his Golf GTI.
实际上 船长简直不能错的更多 Actually, May couldn't have been more wrong.
这辆车也许是'来自过去的' 但是看看这个 This car may be from the past, but check this out.
它现在正在加速 你们也许能听出来 但是却不是我在加速 It's accelerating now, you can probably hear that, but I'm not doing it.
车子前方的雷达 The radar in front of me
正在帮助我同前车保持一定的安全车距 is maintaining a safe distance behind the car in front.
前面加速一点 我的车就加速一点 He goes faster, I go faster.
前车慢一些 我的车就慢一些 He slows down, I slow down.
有车并线进中间车道了 Car pulling out now into the middle lane.
我的车也能感知到 The car will sense that.
没错 现在这辆车成为我雷达的标的目标了 Yeah. It's now dropping me back from that.
我甚至都不用转方向盘 I don't even have to steer,
因为车子会自己保持在白线中间 because it'll keep itself between the white lines.
你看 Look.
谷歌搞了很大的新闻 Google is making a big fuss.
"看我们多聪明 "Ooh, aren't we clever?
我们在开发自动驾驶汽车啊" We're making a self-driving car."
自动驾驶已经有了好么 我正坐在里面呢 It's already here! I'm driving it.
并且这车还是来自1978年的 And it's from 1978.
经过一小时的充电之后 我又重新上路了 After an hour's charging, I was back on the move.
我真心的认为 高速公路上的服务站 I actually think the service station on the motorway
应该搞一个电动车司机专区 should have an electric-car driver section,
在那里 有着丰富的拼图游戏以及大富翁套装 where there are, you know, very complicated jigsaw puzzles and a Monopoly set,
或者是涂色游戏什么的 or maybe some painting-by-numbers.
还有273公里要走 It is 170 miles to go.
上帝啊 看看那里 一路向南啊 God, look at it. It's all the way down there.
很多很多英里的前方 Many miles ahead,
我正忙着跟GTI配备的苹果CarPlay做游戏 I was busy firing up the GTI's Apple CarPlay system.
好的 我现在要给船长发条短信 Right, I'm gonna send James May a text message now,
这种行为在大多数车里是违法的 但是我的车不是这样 which would be illegal in most cars, but not in this one.
请问您要给谁发短信 To whom should I send your message?
梅 May.
请再说一次 哦 出错了 What was that again? Uh-oh, something's wrong.
请再说一次 Can you try again?
这段儿掐了别播啊 Edit that out.
我该发信息给谁 To whom shall I send it?
梅 May.
我不懂您的意思 "巴里" I don't know what you mean by "Barry".
-请问我该发信息给谁 To whom shall I send it? -我可没说'巴里' I didn't say "Barry".
梅 May.
这表现可不怎么样啊 大众 加油啊 This is not doing well, Volkswagen. Come on.
好的 请问您想对梅说什么 OK. What do you want to say to May?
"梅 你个大傻瓜 "May, you're a blithering idiot,
你和你的车毁了我美好的一天" and your stupid car is ruining my day."
您给梅的信息是 Your message to May says,
"你兄弟是个大傻瓜 你愚蠢的车已经准备好了" "Your brother is idiot and your stupid car is ready."
请问我要发送它吗 Ready to send it?
"我兄弟是个大傻瓜?" "Your brother is idiot"?
搞啥 他都没见过我兄弟 What? He's never met my brother.
他怎么知道我兄弟是个傻瓜 How does he know he's an idiot?
我为了前往达特穆尔走更加直接的路 Because I'd turned off the motorway
我决定先走下高速公路 to take the more direct route to Dartmoor,
我认为最好告诉船长一声 I thought I'd better let James know that as well.
额 我要走A34和A303公路 Erm... I'm going on the A34 and the A303.
我们那里见 I'll see you there.
您给梅的信息说 Your message to May says,
"我要发生3RC的一楼" "I'm going on the first floor of the three RC."
要我发送吗 Ready to send it?
我 与此同时 正在走里程更长的高速公路 I, meanwhile, was using the longer motorway route
因为高速上会有更多的充电站 because there'd be more charging points.
但是我却能踩下油门 But I had my foot down.
现在...来自未来的电动车 And now... the electric car of the future
正在超过一辆保时捷911 Turbo S is overtaking a Porsche 911 Turbo S.
搞定了 There we go.
我正在行驶在一条高速公路上 以一个高速行驶 I'm driving along in a car on the motorway at motorway speeds,
超过所有人 overtaking everybody.
哦不 自从我加满油 Oh, no. Since I filled up,
我已经用了...八分之一油箱的汽油了 I've used... an eighth of a tank.
哦 不~ Oh, no!
很快 我就来到了德文郡乡下的深处 And soon I was deep in the Devon countryside,
在那里 我完美的高速巡航机器 正式变成了一辆GTI where my excellent motorway cruising machine had become a GTI.
现在是完全运动模式 We're in full sport mode now.
它配备了一个惊人的前差速器 It's got an astonishing front differential,
这样你就可以随心所欲的 so you can hurl the car into any corner
用任何速度劈进任何弯 at any speed that takes your fancy,
并且还心里清楚 你会在出弯的时候安然无恙 knowing you're gonna come out on the other side OK.
我没开玩笑 在这样的路上 I'm not kidding. On a road like this
到处都是潮湿的落叶和泥土 with wet leaves and mud everywhere,
这辆车跟任何的法拉利一样快 this car is as fast as any Ferrari.
真的是这样 It just is.
很多小时之后 Many hours from now,
詹姆斯·梅会也走到这里 嘴里叨咕着 James May's going to be coming along here saying,
"好的 我还剩13%的电量 2%的燃油 "Right, I've got 13% battery and 2% fuel,
如果我现在油耗百公里17升 我应该..." so if I do 13.8 miles to the gallon, I should..."
如果车子能爽到做离地转向过度 谁会想做数学题呢 Who wants to do maths when they could do lift-off oversteer?
在宝马i3中 由于我过于活泼的驾驶风格 In the i3, thanks to my exuberant driving,
我的确需要做做数学题了 I was indeed having to do some maths.
能源管理状况报告 Energy management update:
车子电池还有58公里的续航 I have 36 miles of electric power remaining,
如果我继续这么开 加上55公里的汽油续航 if I'm driving like this, and 34 miles of petrol range left.
我就可以在这些服务区停车 So I'm going to stop at these services
并加满车子的小油箱 and I'm going to fill up the little fuel tank.
9英镑 真是... Nine quid. That is absolutely...
*按翻译制作时汇率 约合77.5块人民币
就这还加多了呢 I've overfilled it, in fact.
如果你有一辆GTI If you drive a GTI,
你会更快的抵达目的地 you're going to get to where you're going more quickly,
也就是说你有更多的时间见更多的人 which means you're going to meet more people,
积累更多经验 学习更多知识 have more experiences, learn more stuff.
速度让你变得更聪明 Speed makes you cleverer.
然而 如果你选择了宝马i3 你去哪里都会迟到 Whereas, if you drive a BMW i3, you're gonna get everywhere late.
你会错过各种事物 You're gonna miss out on things.
你会错过听歌剧 学文化 读诗歌 You'll miss out on theatre, culture, poetry.
还有爱 Love.
你就会成为一个脑袋空空的人形自走皮囊 You'll be a hollowed-out husk of a man.
"请连接车辆并验证身份" "Connect your vehicle and validate."
你什么意思"验证身份" 我已经刷卡了啊 What do they mean, "validate"? I've already validated.
我们这就到了 我的旅途结束了 And here we are. My quest is at an end.
我来的正好 一切都很棒 I'm in good time. All is well.
而我参加的活动也很棒 And I was in for a treat,
因为今天跟Roger Daltrey一起表演的是 because joining Roger Daltrey on stage
传奇吉他手Wilko Johnson was legendary guitarist Wilko Johnson.
有请杰出的Wilko Johnson The fabulous Wilko Johnson!
"充电桩正在等待汽车充电请求 "Station waiting for a charge request from the vehicle.
启动 开始充电" Initialisation. Charging."
然而并没有开始充电 It's not charging.
等一下大宝贝儿 * Well, wait a minute, baby *
你该怎么办 * Well, whatcha gonna do? *
好吧 观众朋友们 我们情况是这样的 OK, viewers, here is where we're at.
最后一个充电桩不好用 That last charging station wasn't working.
我们还有差不多96公里要走 We have about 60 miles to go.
所以我们的选择就是... So the answer is...
超级省电模式 eco driving.
随后我就走在街上 * Then I float on Down the street *
向我见到的每个人送上笑容 * Smiling at the faces that I meet *
我不会把车子切换到高速模式 I'm not switching it into fast mode.
这样太费电了 It's too wasteful.
之后我回了家 * Then I'm going back home *
还有29公里到达酒吧 It is 18 miles to the pub.
我还剩26公里的电量 I have 16 miles of electric left.
还有没有啥我能关掉省电的 Is there anything else I can turn off?
最终 经过数英里的里程焦虑症之后 Finally, after much range anxiety...
Roger Daltrey 我来了 Roger Daltrey, here I come!
...我成功了 ...I made it.
感谢各位的到来 晚安 Thanks for coming, and good night!
哦 我日 Oh, cock!
【经典再现】
等一下啊 So... Hang on.
-你的未来之车 Your car of the future... -咋了 Yes?
这么简单的一段旅程 Two of the charging points
你去了两个充电站 两个都不能用 you went to on that simple journey, two were broken?
没错 这很罕见 但是关键是 Yes, that is very unusual. But the point is,
如果我出发的时候 if I'd been allowed to set off
能有满箱的汽油和充满的电量 with a full electric charge and a full little fuel tank,
我就能顺利抵达那里 尽管很多时候只能开90km/h I could have got there--admittedly a lot at 56mph--
但是这样我就能只停一站完成旅行 but I would have done it with one stop.
90km/h 你的未来听上去很无聊啊 詹姆斯 56mph. The future does sound boring, James.
并且你依旧可能错过开场的笑话 And you still would have missed the gig.
这段影片有些过时了 That film is out of date.
现在政府不再给电动车5000英镑的节能补贴了 You don't get £5,000 from the government any more.
-现在只有4500英镑了 You only get £4,500. -纳税民众该怎么负担啊 How will people cope?
*按翻译制作时汇率 约合3.8万人民币
我想我们刚刚证明了 I think what we've done there is prove
他的车目前还不适合购买使用 his car is not really worth buying just yet.
-别跟我争 就是这样 电动车还不成熟 Don't argue. It isn't. It's not quite finished. -不要再争了 Don't start again.
在我们继续之前 我想跟大家稍微谈谈 Before we move on, I want to tell you a little bit more
大众车的那个语音写短信功能 about that Volkswagen system of texting.
因为我前几天开车发短信 Cos I was using that to send a text from my car
给我的小女儿 the other day to my youngest daughter,
我打算在结尾写一个'亲吻' 也很正常 and I put four kisses at the end, which is normal.
于是我就说了四个X表示 而这是我家姑娘收到的信息 And I said "X-X-X-X", OK? This is what she got.
X 性行为 性行为 性行为.
哦 不 Oh, no!
太尴尬了 Oh, that is awkward!
你姑娘怎么说 What did she say?
-真是太尴尬了 Oh, that is awkward. -真的 连续说X-X-X-X Say it, "X-X-X-X".
出来的就是这个 That's what comes out.
当她从老爸那里收到这样的短信 What sort of face did she pull
表情会是什么样啊 when she got that from her dad?
作呕的 作呕的 Vomitous. Vomitous.
目前为止我们还没有说过话 We haven't spoken since.
Katya 对不起啊 都是车的锅 Katya, I'm sorry. It was the car!
-继续 Move on! -没错 我们继续 Yes, let's move on.
现在该参观一下'谈话有限公司'的总部 It is now time for us to visit the headquarters of Chat & Co,
地点也就是位于我们的—侃大街上 who are, of course, based on Conversation Street.
目前最好的一则 我们先... Best one yet. Anyway, we begin...
我们先说说迪拜 We begin with Dubai, in fact.
因为我第一次来这里的时候 Cos the first time I came here, which was...
那只是20年前 这里还像个小村子 was only 20 years ago, it was like a small village.
我是附近最高的物件儿 I was the tallest thing in it.
真的吗 Were you?
现在看看 难以置信 Now look at it. It's unbelievable!
-跟现在是大不同啊 是吧 It's not that now, is it? -真的是难以置信 It is unbelievable, that.
你们知道么 这个窗外所有的东西 Do you know, this shirt is older
都比我身上这件衬衫岁数大 than everything you can see out of that window.
詹姆斯 你的衬衫比迦太基*古国还老 看看吧 James, that shirt is older than Carthage, mate. Look at it.
*古代北非奴隶制国家 在今突尼斯境内 公元前146年被罗马所灭
现在发展了很多 It is getting on a bit.
无论如何 我想说的是 Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is,
几年前 当我第一次来这里的时候 a few years ago, when I first came here,
这里几乎没有任何的交通法规 there were virtually no motoring laws at all.
我在酒店早上起来 I woke up one morning in my hotel--
当时唯一的酒店 the hotel, there was only one--
在房间中醒来 心想 in the hotel, thinking,
"我昨天晚上是怎么回来的" "How did I get back here last night?"
望向窗外 两道轮胎印 Looked out of the window, two wheel marks
赫然出现在这里装饰性的环形路口上 right over the ornamental roundabout.
而在中间的花坛里 是我的揽胜车 And in the flowerbed, my Range Rover.
杰里米 那天晚上你停车的时候是不是很累啊 Jeremy, were you very tired when you parked it?
-我当时累极了 I was off my face with tiredness. -好吧 好吧 OK. OK.
-好吧 OK. -几乎不能集中注意力了 Barely able to concentrate.
不过当时什么罚款都没有 我猜现在就不行了 But it was an extraordinary free-for-all, which I bet it isn't now.
现在真心不行了 It really isn't now.
这里有很多的法规 There are now very many rules
还有很多严苛的惩罚措施 我这里收集了一些 and many stiff punishments. I've got some of them here.
你的车贷还晚了 Getting behind on the repayments on your car loan,
进监狱 you go to prison.
向其他交通参与者做粗鲁手势 进监狱 Making rude gestures at other motorists, you go to prison.
基本上就是我17岁时每天都要做的事 They're all just the things I did when I was 17 every day.
我很赞成这些法规 I quite approve of that.
我只是在想一些适用在英国 I'm just thinking of all the things
可能会导致你进监狱的那些行为 that you could be sent to prison for in Britain if we ran it properly.
非常好的话题 我这里有一个 A very good conversation, isn't it? Here's one.
任何给车加完油不走 Anyone who takes more than five seconds
赖在原地不走超过5秒钟的人 between getting in their car after filling up with petrol and driving off.
没错 没错 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
绝对要罚 Definitely.
你们懂我什么意思吧 Do you know what I mean by--
-绝对的 Definitely. -他们在那赖着干什么 What do they do?
-我也想了一个 I know. -什么 What?
用木板当餐具给客人的餐厅老板 Restaurant owners who serve food on a piece of wood.
额 这跟车子没啥关系吧 Erm, It's not very car-related,
-是啊 对吧 is it, really? -不 虽然不是 但是- No, it's not, but--
Heston Blumenthal就这么干的 Heston Blumenthal does that.
*一位自学成材的英国天才厨师 在传媒中积极宣传和推广分子料理
没错 就是他 Yes, he does. Exactly.
Heston如果你在看 想想监狱啊 Heston, if you're watching... prison.
你 进监狱 You, prison.
我讨厌放在木板上的食物 I hate that--food on a piece of wood.
我跟你说我讨厌什么 I tell you what I hate.
我之前可能也提过几次 I may have mentioned this a couple of times before.
我认为是值得判刑的 And I think it should be imprisonable.
任何允许飞机机舱温度高于20℃的机长 Any pilot who allows the cabin of the plane to be more than 68°F.
-上帝啊 又来了 Oh, God. Here we go. -我同意你的观点 I'm with you on that.
-现在所有的飞机都太热了 All planes are too hot these days. -没错 They are.
这是你们俩最常见的抱怨了 It's just a standard moan of yours.
-我知道 我知道 I know. I know. -上帝啊 Oh, God.
我们经常在一起飞行 但是我一般都尽力 We do have to fly together, but I make every effort
不跟杰里米·克拉克森坐在一起进行长途飞行 not to sit near Jeremy Clarkson for a long flight.
但是最终 你知道 But eventually, you know,
当机舱灯关掉 一切都暗下来之后 they turn the lights off and it goes all dark,
10分钟之后 黑暗中一定有一个声音传来 and after ten minutes this voice over in the blackness goes,
"这简直是世界上最热的地方了" "It's literally the hottest place in the world!"
-没错 It is. -"我们现在是飞向太阳吗" "Are we flying into the sun?
"要是温度再升高的话 我就开窗户了啊" "If it gets any hotter, I shall open a window!"
我听了无数遍了 I've heard all of this so many times.
说真的 为啥他们要这么干 Honestly, why do they do it?
为啥呢 这里有没有飞行员 Why? Are there any pilots here?
-有 Yeah. -你是飞行员 You are a pilot?
你们为啥要这么干 Why do you do it?
为啥你们要活活煮了我们 你是哪个公司的 Why do you boil us all? Who do you fly with?
-阿联酋联合航空 Etihad. -阿联酋联合航空 Etihad.
-你们的飞机有多热 How hot are the planes? -非常温暖 Very warm.
好吧 新规矩 Well, there's a new rule.
我跟你讲 我警告你 I'm telling you. I'm warning you.
我很认真的警告你 I'm seriously warning you on this one.
如果机舱内温度高于20℃ 落地之后 You land. If it's gone over 68 in the cabin,
直接进监狱判50年 straight to prison for 50 years.
我能再说一句 鉴于你人在现场 Can I also say, since you're in here--
-我们有些跑题了 We've gone off topic. -很值得指出这一点 It's worth pointing this out.
鉴于你在现场 我们在飞机中试着睡觉的时候 Since you're in here, when we're trying to sleep,
请不要告诉我们现在机外温度是什么零下57度 don't tell us the outside temperature is 57 below zero,
因为我们并不关心 cos we don't give a toss.
反正我们也打不开窗户 Cos you can't open the window anyway.
我们在意的是机舱里的温度 We care about the temperature in the plane.
就这么几条规矩 Just a few rules.
无论如何 咱们继续 Anyway, let's move it on.
我们能回到车子上吗 Shall we get back on to some cars?
没错 旅行-- Yeah, travel--
我们说一些旅行相关的话题 好么 Well, sort of travel-related stuff. OK.
我这里有张照片 I've got a photograph here
内容是英国人心中的基础设施建设 of Britain's idea of infrastructure investment, OK?
这里是剑桥地区 额... This is in Cambridge. It's erm...
这是他们设计的丁字路口 It's a T-junction that they've designed,
出于只有他们自己明白的道理 for reasons known only to themselves,
这东西看上去像个环路 to look like a roundabout.
没错 让我猜猜 Yeah, and let me guess.
造价要十万英镑? It cost 100 grand to do it?
不 这东西要五十万英镑 No, it was £500,000.
*按翻译制作时汇率 约合430万人民币
-当然 可不是 Of course it was, yeah. -五十万英镑 Half a million pounds
纳税人的钱就这么花了 they charged the taxpayer for that.
-就买了些步道板 For some paving slabs. -没错 Exactly.
无论如何 迪拜的基础设施建设的想法跟我们不太一样 Anyway, Dubai's idea of infrastructure investment is a little bit different,
因为他们在考虑这个东西 cos what they're planning is this.
这个东西叫超级高铁 It's called the Hyper Loop.
*特斯拉钢铁侠马斯克的另一个'想法'
就跟地铁列车一样 It's like a tube train.
并且从迪拜到阿布扎比 两地相距160公里 And it'll go from Dubai to Abu Dhabi, which is about 100 miles away,
-只要12分钟 in 12 minutes. -12分钟 12 minutes!
只要12分钟 12 minutes. That's how long that will take.
那它该跑多快啊 So how fast does it go?
804km/h 500 miles an hour.
真是太惊人了 真的 I mean, that is just breath-taking. It really is.
-你刚才说两地相距160公里吗 Did you say it was 100 miles? -没错 Yeah.
这东西以804km/h的速度跑160公里只要12分钟 It's going 100 miles at 500mph in 12 minutes.
这个数据意味着它要瞬间加速到804km/h That means it accelerates to 500mph instantly.
-没错 Mm. -这么快的加速度 You're gonna have trouble
装饮料的手推车是会出乱子的啊 holding on to the drinks trolley in that.
当车子出发的瞬间 你就会吓出屎的 When it sets off, you'll poo yourself.
之后 车停了 Then, when it stops,
又把自己给吓尿了 you'll wee yourself at the end.
额...我们现场有大夫吗 It's a... Are there any doctors here?
我就是说说 这算不上啥医学问题 I'm just saying. It's not a medical argument.
-我就是说说 I'm just saying. -我不确定你说的对 I'm not sure you're right.
你想想牛顿定律 Well, think about Newton.
出发了 你会吓出屎 没错 If you set off, you'll poo yourself, yes,
但是停车的时候 吓出来的屎又回去了 but when it slows down, you'll un-poo yourself,
因为两个物体之间的作用力和反作用力总是大小相等 方向相反 because everything has an equal and opposite reaction.
我说的大概对吧 我们现场有物理学家吗 I'm roughly right, aren't I? Any physicists here?
-我认为我们该继续了 I think we should move on. -好吧 Yeah.
那么 在我们本季节目的开始 Right at the beginning of the series,
鼹鼠和我想出来一个 Richard Hammond and I came up
比较天才的主意名叫... with a rather brilliant idea called...
...让詹姆斯·梅 ...Making James May
做他不想做的事 Do Things He Doesn't Want To Do.
没错 一个偶尔会出现的天才主意 Yep. A brilliant idea for an occasional feature.
我们让他在南非参加了一个甜甜圈烧胎节 We made him go to a doughnuting festival in South Africa.
-没错 Yeah. -他很不喜欢 He hated it.
接着他还以为我们把这茬给忘了呢 Then he thought we'd forgotten about it.
但是才没有呢哼 But we hadn't.
这里是人们可以做一些美好事情的乡下 This is the sort of countryside where people can do nice things,
比如散散步 野个餐什么的 like go for a walk or a picnic.
然而 这里的乡下 This, however, is the sort of countryside
将是我今天的主场—泥巴 that will be my home for the day--mud.
是啊 我爱泥巴 Yes, I love mud.
当我说我爱泥巴 意思是我恨泥巴 When I say I love mud, I mean I hate mud.
但是今天跟我一起的人们很喜欢玩泥巴 But the people with me here today really do love it.
这是他们梦寐以求的娱乐 They dream of the stuff.
这些人们有个共同的名字—绞盘党 These people behind me are called winchers,
他们喜欢做的事 就是用绞盘 and what they like doing is winching.
他们会驾车 故意的 进入到类似那边的泥塘中 They will drive, deliberately, into something like that puddle over there...
...直到车子彻底陷住 之后用绞盘把自己拖出来 ..until they get stuck, and then winch themselves out.
当他们搞定了一个泥坑 会接着找下一个 When they've done that, they'll find another one...
然后再玩一遍 and do it again, and again,
然后再来一遍 再一遍 玩一整天 and again, and again, all day long.
绞盘党们痴迷于把自己的人生搞得尽量的艰难 Winchers seem to be obsessed with making life as difficult as possible.
他们把比赛检查点的打点装置放在了几乎碰不到的位置 They put orienteering punches in almost unreachable locations...
并试着驾驶他们的越野车拿到它们 and then try to get their 4x4s right up to them,
就像我的今天的同伴Seamus Doyle解释的那样 as Seamus Doyle, my winch buddy for the day, explained.
这片区域里有50个检查点 There are 50 punches dotted around in different parts of the site.
我们车子的侧面放置了打点用的卡 We have a punch card on the side of the vehicle.
你的任务就是拿着卡片去打点 You've got to get this punchcard to the punch.
打点器会用一根30-60厘米的绳子栓在树上 The punch will be on a string maybe 2ft long from the tree, or maybe 1ft.
所以你要打上每个点对应的数字 So you've got to punch the number.
-就是用打孔器打孔咯 Like a hole puncher? -没错 Yes.
当你的车陷住了 因为你肯定是要陷住的 When you get stuck, because you're gonna get stuck...
-没错 没错 Yes. Yeah, yeah. -我还必须出去 I have to get out
帮你往树上栓绞盘是吗 and attach the winch to a tree?
没错 你要下车 Yes, you'll get out,
背着牵引绳 and you'll get your strap with you.
为了保护树木 牵引绳带要绕着树干 The strap goes round the tree to protect the tree.
你之后拿着绞盘到树那里 Then you bring your wincher up to the tree,
或者是其他什么你缠绳子的东西那里 or whatever obstacle we attach it to,
我负责操作绞盘开关 and I'll operate the buttons.
-你英语说得真不错 Your English is excellent. -谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
我练习了很久呢 I've been practising for a long time now.
人家很努力的呢 A lot of practice has gone into that.
一旦比赛开始之后 As soon as the contest began,
Seamus跟我直说 我今天的角色就是 Seamus made it plain that my new role in life
它的绞盘小婊砸 was to be his winch bitch.
好了 该下去了 快快快 OK, got to go, go, go.
-啥 我这就要下去 What, I've got to get out? -对啊 Yeah.
你认为我该去哪里 Where the hell do you think I'm gonna go?
拿着绞盘绳 然后去那边那棵树那去 Go with the winch rope to that tree over there.
我的天 Oh, man!
感觉就像是... This is like being a...
***的河马 (BLEEP) hippopotamus.
快点 抓紧时间 OK, the clock is ticking.
打下我们第一个检查点之后 Having got our first punch,
我期望着今天的情况也许会变得好转一些 I was hoping the day might get a bit less terrible.
但是才没有呢哼 But it didn't.
-哦我的天 Oh, man! -詹姆斯 快点 麻利点 James, come on, will you?
我在用绞盘拖自己 I'm winching myself.
哦 好多了 Oh, that's much better.
额 我说"好多了" Well, I say it's "much better",
意思是不那么"操蛋"了 it's less shit.
快点 我们要抓紧时间 Go! We've got to make up time.
-我有个好主意 I've got a great idea. -啥 Yes?
为啥你不能出来负责打点呢 Why don't you get out and get the punch?
不 No.
为啥我要一直干这个 Why do I have to keep doing it?
我是驾驶员 规则不是这样的 Me being the driver, it doesn't work that way.
好吧 我们下一个温柔可爱的驾驶项目在哪 Right, where next on our lovely Sunday drive?
-我们要下去这里 We're going down here. -别犯傻了 Don't be stupid.
我们又卡住了 We're stuck again.
赶紧把绞盘拿出去 兄弟 Get the winch out here, buddy.
看见那边的树没有 See the tree over there?
这地方全特么是***的树 The place is full of (BLEEP) trees.
糟糕透了 This is terrible.
上帝啊 Christ!
即便偶尔我很邪门的还能在车里安静的带一会儿 On the odd occasion when I did manage a sit-down in the car,
Seamus也不想让我好过 Seamus even managed to ruin that.
这根不就不必要 That wasn't even necessary.
你纯粹是为了恶心我 You just did that to piss me off.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我们差点就上去了 詹姆斯 We nearly made it, James.
是啊 但是你并没有上去 我能回家了么 Yeah, but you didn't. Now can I go home?
拿着地锚 翻过山头 Ground anchor over the hill.
-你就坐在车里 好吧 You just sit there, OK? -好啊 没问题 我好好坐着~ I'll be here, OK, yeah.
我在这里4个小时了 It's four hours we've been in here now,
我们在实际里程上... and we've travelled, in reality...
只走了150米 ...150 metres.
比起我今天所做的所有事 All the things I could be doing today
我更情愿去做 that I would rather do,
自残 which include self-harm.
上帝保佑 比赛终于结束了 Mercifully, the contest eventually came to an end,
而我们也终于要返程参加颁奖典礼 and we were finally on our way back to prize-giving.
-好消息是 我们今天肯定不会是倒数第一 The good news is we're not gonna come last. -你怎么知道 How do you know?
因为今天有个倒霉蛋从上午10点开始车就坏了 Because one of the boys broke down since ten o'clock.
幸运的混蛋啊 Lucky bastard.
哦 上帝 Oh, geez!
我能搞定 我能搞定 I'm on it. I'm on it.
不 你搞得太过火了 No, you're gonna overdo it!
不 没事 No, it's OK. You're OK.
-你个二货 You idiot! -你的错 你跟我说没问题的 Your fault! You said it's OK.
开车的可是你啊 二货 It was you driving, you fool!
这下面臭死了 It stinks down here.
上帝啊 这是什么东西啊 God! What is this stuff?
这就是英格兰 England.
最终 我们成功回到了颁奖现场 At last, we made it back for the prize-giving.
那么 总结一下 So, here's a quick sum-up.
经过了今天7个小时的折腾 Er... At the end of a seven-hour day,
我...陷车50次 I've... been stuck 50-something times.
并且摔倒 Erm... I've fallen over,
我没仔细数 大概25次那样吧 I haven't actually been counting, something like 25 times.
我差点在三个泥塘里淹死 I've nearly drowned in three puddles.
然而如果我们能赢一个新绞盘 绞盘牵引绳 And that wouldn't be so bad if I was gonna win a winch or a winch cover
或者是绞盘罩这类的奖品倒也不错 or a new piece of rope or something like that,
但是 实际上 在刚才翻车那会儿 but, in fact, in the rollover,
我们把赛点登记卡片给扯碎了 所以 严格来讲 we tore the punchcard off, which means, technically,
我们应该从起点重新开始 we've got to start again from the beginning.
但与其重开 我决定还是先淹死我自己吧 But I've decided to go and drown myself instead.
-我很喜欢Seamus I like Seamus a lot. -没错 我也是 Yeah, I like him.
-Seamus是我最好的朋友了 Seamus is my new best friend. -没错 绝对的 Yeah, definitely.
-毁了詹姆斯梅 Ruined James May. -我们需要多做点这样的活动 We need to do a lot more of those.
-没错 多多的 Yeah, a lot more. A lot more. -多很多 Many more.
那么 詹姆斯 这里面有任何东西是你喜欢的么 So, James, was there any aspect of that that you liked?
-屁都没有 No. -真棒 Good.
那么我们继续 现在该是明星头脑碰撞时间了 So, moving on, it's time now to play Celebrity Brain Crash.
-这小片简直不能魔性更多 That doesn't get any better. -可不是 It doesn't!
无论如何 我们今晚的嘉宾来自F1赛车领域 Anyway, our guest today is a shining star from the world of Formula One.
他也是一位很勇敢的年轻人 He's also a very brave young man,
因为 尽管他完全清楚之前那些 because, even though he is fully aware of all of the calamities
阻碍其他嘉宾进入我们演播帐篷的各种'自然灾害' that have befallen all the other celebrities that have tried to come to our tent,
他选择驾驶气垫船前往这里 he's elected to arrive in a hovercraft.
女士们 先生们 丹尼尔·里卡多 Ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Ricciardo!
-他在那 And there he is. -他在那 There he is.
正在戴上头盔 Putting his helmet on.
这招很聪明 很机智 That's a wise move, I think. A wise move.
我真的 真的很喜欢里卡多 I genuinely, genuinely like Daniel Ricciardo,
因为他人真的很好 because he is a truly nice man.
真心是个好人 同时还非常的让人愉悦 He's a truly nice man, and he's also extremely happy and cheerful.
我...根据我个人的经历 I just... Well, I know from personal experience,
气垫船是很难控制的 hovercrafts are tricky to control.
没错 杰里米 但他是F1车手啊 Yeah, Jeremy, he's a Formula One driver.
-他一定都能搞定的 He's got this covered. -但是今天风很大 No, but it's windy.
哦 他来了 他在那里 正在靠近 Oh, here he comes. Here he is, arriving now.
-他没啥问题 He's fine with that. -奋力的操控 一切都很好 Wrestling with the controls and doing well.
-没错 Yeah. -哦 转向过度了 Oh, he's overshot.
他有些转向过度了 哦上帝 He's overshot a bit there. Oh, dear.
哦 不 Oh, no!
现在的情况是...哦 不 Oh, there's been... No, there's been a... No.
哦 上帝啊 他被吸进风扇里了 进入风扇里了 Oh, God! He's going in the fan! He's going in the fan!
哦 不 Oh, no!
我的天... Oh, that...
他的头盔 The helmet...
感谢上帝 他的头盔现在卡住了风扇 The helmet has now thankfully jammed the motor with his head.
是啊 不过太晚了 Yeah, it's too late.
这是不是说他来不了惹 Does that mean he's not coming on, then?
是啊 詹姆斯 他人都成液态了 还喷满了咱们的景观窗 Well, James, he's been liquidised and now he's all over the window,
所以 不 来不了惹 so, no, he's not.
是啊 他现在没有进入帐篷中 而是覆盖在帐篷上 Yeah, he's not in the tent so much as on it.
是啊... Yeah. Uh...
-我们接下来干什么 What do we do next? -我们要干点儿啥啊 We've got to do something.
额 如果你们不介意的话 我要把这东西清理下去 Well, I'm gonna clean that off, if you don't mind.
很闹心 让人不爽 It is distracting and off-putting.
那我们这段时间干什么呢 How do we fill the time?
没关系 因为我料到会有这种事发生 It's all right, because I thought something like this might happen.
所以我们昨晚到达迪拜的时候 So when we arrived last night,
我出去做了个小片子 I went out and I made a little film.
感谢上帝啊 你拍了什么 Thank God for that. What was it?
-那我们... Well, let's just... -我们俩把这个挡上 We'll cover this up.
我现在想跟大家说... I'd like to talk to you now--
-不 我们要把镜头拉近一些 No, we need to tighten the shot. -好主意 Good idea.
尽头拉近给他 全镜只剩脸 Tighten it on him. Just our faces.
镜头拉近给我 我要说的是 Concentrate on me and what I'm saying,
我身后并没有什么能吸引你们去看的东西 and not on anything else that you might be tempted to look at.
额 我要说保时捷918 Erm... Now, the Porsche 918,
本季节目早些时候我们已经有所介绍 earlier in this series of programmes we saw it in action
并且证明 在三神车聚首之中 它是最快的究极跑车 and proved that it is the ultimate of the hypercar Holy Trinity
当时我们拿辣法和迈凯伦P1一起做了比较 when we put it against the Ferrari and the McLaren.
但是我总是好奇 But I've always wondered,
"保时捷918对上布加迪威龙会怎么样" "How would it fare in a straight race against a Bugatti Veyron?"
并且鉴于我们在究极跑车的老家 And as we are in the home of the hypercar,
这里就是一决高下的地方 this is the place to find out.
没错 现在镜头拉给我 好了吗 Yeah. Now, tight on me. Are we tight? Good. Erm...
这就是... This is, then...
这是一场过去和未来的对决 This is a... It's a race between the future and the past.
今天晚上第二回了 Second time this evening.
没错 跟你的影片一样 Yeah, much like your film,
只不过我这段更刺激 only this one is exciting.
所以 人全齐了 So, here we are.
代表性能的老爷爷 The grand old man of performance
再一次出山 试图捍卫它的名誉 coming out one more time to defend his title
对决新一辈的性能新星 against one of the young upstarts.
这是它们各自在账面上的表现 Here's how it all pans out on paper.
布加迪威龙 0-96km/h 2.5秒 Bugatti Veyron: 0-60, 2.5 seconds.
马力重量比 Power-to-weight ratio:
每吨523匹马力 523 brake horsepower per tonne.
保时捷918 0-96km/h 2.6秒 The 918: 0-60, 2.6 seconds,
但是马力重量比有每吨535匹马力 but a power-to-weight ratio of 535 brake horsepower per tonne.
然而 就像我们第一集节目中 However, as we learned when we raced the 918
同辣法和P1的对决中了解到的 against the LaFerrari and the P1 in our first show,
账面数据根本不顶用 hard facts like that count for nothing.
最终 一切都回到了赛场上 In the end, it's all down to this.
我准备好比赛了 And I'm ready to race.
实际上... Actually...
好的 Yeah.
搓一搓脚上的死皮 Last bit of dead skin.
好的 弹射起步 运动模式 OK. Launch control: race mode.
我代表着未来啊 Representing the future here.
我认为...如果我能保持领先 I think... if I can just stay ahead...
实在是太接近了 This is going to be so close!
未来要拿下这场比赛了 The future is gonna take it!
对不起 威龙 你的威名消失了 So sorry, Veyron, but your crown is gone.
好棒的一辆车 What a device this is.
很显然 今天就是这样了 I was gonna call it a day at that, obviously,
但是 突然有个哥们想让我跟他的日产比比 but there's a bloke here wants to race his Nissan.
说实话 有点儿尴尬 It's a bit embarrassing, really,
但是毕竟不能得罪当地人啊 but you don't want to upset the locals.
那么 比就比 这就来 So, OK, race is on. Here we go.
赶紧搞定吧 Let's get this over with.
比赛 道歉 咱们继续节目 Do race, apologise, move on.
啥 What?
我被一辆日产途乐给甩开了 He's pulling away in a Nissan Patrol!
发...生了...什么 What... just... happened?
所以 先等一下 So, hang on a minute.
在我们本季的首播集 At the beginning of this series,
我们搞了一次三神合体 we bigged up the hypercar Holy Trinity
说这三辆车是人类有史以来设计的最伟大的汽车 as the three greatest cars ever to have been conceived and invented.
-没错 Yeah. -然而它们中最快的车... And the fastest of all of them...
-是啊 Yes. -...被一辆日产面包车给干掉了 ...was beaten by a Datsun van.
是啊 Yes. Yes.
那辆车究竟装了什么引擎啊 What the hell engine did it have?
额 实际上那辆车有1900匹马力 Well, it turns out it's got 1,900 horsepower.
-保时捷的人都在想些什么啊 What were Porsche thinking of? -说的是啊 I know.
回炉重造吧 兄弟们 Back to the drawing boards, lads,
-我们就不要纠结于此了 and we'll gloss over that. -没错 Exactly right.
你那令人尴尬的失误啊 保时捷 Your embarrassing mistake, Porsche.
现在 我打算坦白一件事 那就是 Now, I'd like to make a confession, actually, and it's this.
我从来都没能学会如何漂移 I've never been able to drift properly.
额...大家别看他 It's just... I know, just ignore him.
没啥可看的 没啥看的 Nothing to see. Nothing to see.
没啥可看的 Nothing to see here.
就是一个正在干活的男人而已 It's just a man doing his job.
我从来都没能学会如何漂移 I've never been able to drift properly.
我能把一辆车 稍稍滑动一些 I can provoke a car, you know, into a slide,
但是就是不够持久 but I couldn't hold it there.
并且总是打转外加撞车 It would always just spin off and crash.
说的没错 我是说 No, exactly. I mean,
你们之前看到他搞漂移之类的 everything you've ever seen in the past of him drifting
基本都是些烟雾和镜子* 巧妙的剪辑 has been done with smoke, mirrors, clever editing
*烟雾和镜子 形容一些欺骗性的小戏法
还有就是 老实说 特技车手 and, let's be honest, stunt drivers.
所以当我们开始Grand Tour节目时 我决定 So I decided when we started making Grand Tour
一定要改变这种局面 that I had to go out and change that,
并且好好学习如何漂移 and learn how to do it properly.
在星期六晚上选择去超级市场停车场学漂移固然是个选择 One option would be to go to a supermarket car park on a Saturday night,
但是我却去了法国 but instead I came here to France.
尤其是 我选择了最高机密的Ladoux测试中心 米其林在那里开发轮胎 Specifically, to the top-secret Ladoux test centre, where Michelin develops its tyres.
我选择这里有几个原因 There are several reasons why I'm here.
首先 地方够大 First, they have the space.
43公里的测试赛道和漂移场地 Twenty-seven miles of test tracks and skid pans.
其次 如果你想了解漂移 Second, if you want to understand drifting,
你必须要了解轮胎 you have to understand tyres,
而这里则是轮胎圣地啊 and this place is a tyre temple.
第三 也是最重要的 如果你想了解轮胎 Third, and most important, if you want to know about tyres,
你必须要懂得漂移 you have to know how to drift,
而这也是这位兄弟出现的原因 and that is where this chap comes in.
他的名字叫Jerome Haslin 它是米其林的首席轮胎测试员 His name is Jérôme Haslin, and he is Michelin's chief tyre tester
并为宝马 保时捷 法拉利和布加迪提供服务 for BMW, Porsche, Ferrari and Bugatti.
橡胶颗粒存在于他的血管中 Rubber compound runs through his veins.
他就是抓地力中的禅宗大师 He is a Zen master of grip,
漂移学中的功夫熊猫 a Kung Fu Panda of drifting,
而我则是他的新学员 and I am to be his new pupil.
对于我们来说 当我们在研究轮胎表现时 漂移是一件很严肃的事
我们需要研究轮胎的状态 不是在轮胎极限之前 也不是极限之中 比如说比赛的状态 而是轮胎超过极限的状态
这就是他说的"超过极限" This is what he means by "over the limit".
依靠马力来让车尾甩出去 He uses power to kick the back of the car out of line...
之后使用油门和方向盘精准配合 来保持这种漂移状态 and then a delicate balance of throttle and steering to keep it there.
你使用方向盘的技术简直神了 Your steering-wheel technique is amazing.
其实油门的角色更重要一些 I play a lot with the gas pedal.
并且如果你能够很精准的控制油门 And if you work a lot with the gas,
你甚至都不需要方向盘来转向 you have nothing to do with the steering.
你只用一只手就可以应付 像这样 You can do all with one hand, like this.
-所以说你是在用右脚来转向 So you're steering the car with your right foot? -没错 Yes.
Jerome 我能学这个简直是太棒了 Jérôme, this is brilliant that I learn how to do this
因为你在网上总能看到 because you read those lists on the Internet
那些女人欣赏男人的几件事 对吧 of things that women appreciate in a man, don't you?
并且总是那几件事诚实 正直 忠诚 有责任心 还有就是漂移 And there's always honesty, integrity, loyalty, fidelity, drifting.
*这里本来想写富强 民主 文明 和谐来着....
总是有漂移这一条 It's always there.
基于这一点 是时候开始我的课程了 On that note, it was time for me to begin my lesson.
你可以把座椅往前拉一点 You can pull up the seat more.
-你说啥 More what? -离方向盘更近一些 More close to the steering wheel.
你究竟想表达些什么 What are you trying to say?
好的 出发了 OK. So, here we go.
先把车尾甩出去 反打方向 然后油门... Provoking oversteer, coming off, and then feeding...
不 车子直接打转了 No, and then going round in a small circle.
我的挑战就是沿着环形跑道 漂移一整圈 My challenge was to drift the car for one complete lap.
油门加大 转向过度 Gas, oversteer.
-松油门 反打方向 Release gas, counter-steer. -松油门 反打方向 Release gas, counter-steer.
-哦 又转圈了 Oh, I've spun! -好吧 OK.
油门 油门 油门 Gas, gas, gas, gas!
哦 该死 Oh, bugger!
很快 我这种颠倒天地的驾驶风格对我的老师产生了影响 Soon, the constant spinning started to have an effect on my teacher.
稍微加一点儿油门 不 A little bit more power. No.
好的 松油门 Yeah, off the gas.
真奇怪 我还以为这很简单呢 This is weird. I thought this would be so easy.
-好吧 咱能不能开开窗 呼吸一下新鲜空气 OK, is it possible to take air? Fresh air? -好啊 Yeah.
两分钟之内我就要吐了 Because I will be ill in two minutes.
情况很糟糕么 Is this going badly?
就当Jerome 跟他的早餐第二次打招呼的时候 While Jérôme went off to say hello to his breakfast...
我继续练习 I continued plugging away.
给油门和反打方向同时进行 Begin power and begin counter-steer immediately.
现在保持住 Now hold it.
很快 我就开始开窍了 And soon, it started to click.
我现在正在漂移啊 毫无疑问了 What I am doing is drifting. There's no denying that.
哦 太好了 Oh, yes! Yes!
我已经用双脚连接上了方向盘 I've connected the steering wheel to my feet.
这是一种全新的体验啊 This is a whole new feeling.
这不是应对侧滑的方式 而是刻意的把车尾甩出去 This is not reacting to a slide, this is deliberately provoking it
并且把这种状态一直保持下去 and keeping it right on the point.
哈哈 Jerome 你个法国... Ha-ha, Jérôme, you French...
漂移驾驶教练啊 drift-and-ski-instructing dude, you.
他一定会很惊讶的 He'll be impressed with this.
他还真是 And he was,
所以 我们很快就进入了下一阶段 so we immediately progressed to the next level.
在我们开始之前 Jerome Just before we start, Jérôme,
你会把它表现的令人讨厌的轻松么 are you going to make this look really annoyingly easy?
是啊 你肯定会 Yeah, you are. OK.
他还真是 He did.
这个叫大钟摆 This is called transitioning--
先向一侧漂移 然后再换到另一个方向 drifting the car one way and then the other.
搞定这个 看上去就好似芭蕾舞一样 Get it right and it's almost balletic.
真是太漂亮了 That is beautiful.
不间断的 从这侧到另一侧 From that to that, seamlessly.
然而 很不幸 这些词并不能用来形容接下来的动作 Which, sadly, couldn't be said of what followed.
刹车 Brake!
刹车 刹车 Brake, brake, brake.
哦 该死 Oh, bollocks.
宝马知道我们在用他们的车吗 Does BMW know we're using their car?
-我认为不知道 I don't think so. -好吧 OK.
最终... Eventually, though...
好的 Yeah!
好的 这算是一个钟摆 Yes, that was a transition.
你的第一次钟摆动作 Your first.
在那天结束的时候 我真的掌握了这门技术 By the end of the day, I really had got it mastered.
我变成了 第一次 I'd become, for the first time,
驾驶上帝 a driving god.
真的是... It really is...
真的是一种神奇的感觉 It really is the most amazing feeling
当你给了足够的马力来空转后轮 when you get just the right amount of power to spin the back wheels,
但是又不足以让整个车子打转 but not so much that you don't spin the whole car,
然后就保持住这个临界状态 and you hold it on the edge.
不 不好意思 他从法国回来 No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He came back from France,
花了好几天在那里唠叨"老子现在牛*了" where he'd spent one day saying, "Well, I'm brilliant now."
是啊 我真的厉害了 Yeah, well, I am.
这个嘛 不好意思 Well, now, I'm sorry.
哈蒙德 我花了10年时间才参透了如何漂移 Hammond, it took me ten years to learn how to drift a car.
-呵呵 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. -10年啊 Ten-
那是因为我不是猩猩 But because I'm not an ape,
我一天就搞定了 I did it in one day.
-你才没有 You didn't! -我就是厉害了 Well, I did.
你看 这不重要 Look, anyway, it doesn't matter.
为了看看他是否真的是驾驶上帝 To find out if he was a driving god,
我和猩猩给哈蒙德安排了一次漂移比赛 Clarkson and I arranged for Richard Hammond to take part in a drifting contest.
是啊 我们就是这么干的 我们还给他搞了一辆车 Yeah, we did. We fixed up the car for him.
也给他找好了对手 We fixed up the competitors.
我们搞定了一切 We did everything.
这就是那辆车 This is the car.
原型是一辆日产200SX It started out as a Nissan 200SX,
但是却搭载了一台700马力的6.2升V8引擎 but it's been fitted with a 700-horsepower 6.2L V8
并且还配有改装过的转向系 and a modified steering rack,
所以它能干这个 so it can do this.
它的主人 一位名叫Steve "Baggsy" Biagioni的小伙 Its owner, a chap called Steve "Baggsy" Biagioni,
说为了准备我的比赛 said that, to prepare for my competition,
我需要在交通锥上装几个西瓜 I needed to put some melons on a row of traffic cones.
这些东西是干什么用的 What are we doing with these?
我能把它们放下来了么 真的很重 Can I put mine down? They're really heavy.
额 在漂移比赛中 Well, in a drifting competition,
你会收到"精确度打分" you have what's called clipping points.
-然后呢 Yes. -所以这项分数 So these would be
会根据赛道上的几个点来评判 determined points on the track
这几个点由负责打分的裁判来设置 made by the judges as to where they want to see the car.
-我们的精准度评分点就是西瓜? Our clipping points are melons? -没错 西瓜 Melons, yes.
我收到的指令是 My orders were to get
尽可能的靠近西瓜 并且不要碰到它们 as close to the melons as possible without hitting them.
我们要集中注意力 We're just gonna concentrate
盯着看赛道的中间部分 on looking for the middle of the track, yeah,
然后把车尾瞄准在西瓜附近的区域 and aim the back of the car near them melons.
好的 OK.
好了 你准备好之后 就可以开始了 Right, when you're ready, go for it.
该死 Bollocks!
鉴于我完全没有掌握这门技能 Having not really mastered this at all...
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
猩猩和船长给我安排的比赛要开始了 ...it was time for the event organised by Clarkson and May to begin.
他们告诉我在这里报到 What they've done is told me to report here,
罗金汉姆赛道 他们在这里给我安排了 Rockingham Raceway, where they've arranged for me
两位竞争对手来参加比赛 to take on two drifters in some competitive drifting.
赛道是一系列的经典大钟摆弯道 The course was a series of classic transitional bends...
并且很精妙的布置了精准度打分点 strategically peppered with the dreaded clipping points.
Baggsy手把手教我裁判如何评分 Baggsy was on hand to explain how the scoring worked.
漂移赛最关键的一件事就是 这是一项裁判评分制运动 The main thing about drifting is that it's a judged sport,
而裁判会在其想观察的地方布置评分点 and the judges have placed the clipping points where they want to see the car.
所以评分点的位置不是车头就是车尾会碰到的地方 So that'll either be the rear or the front of the car.
你过弯时距离评分点越近 The closer you get to the clipping points,
裁判给出的得分就越高 the more points you're gonna get awarded.
但是关键在于 不要撞到他们 But the key is to not hit them.
如果你能蹭到它们 你会得到满分 If you can brush them, you're gonna get maximum points.
而我说的"蹭到" When I say "brush",
我是指不要撞倒它们 I mean don't knock them over.
如果你能把距离保持在半米以内 你的分数就会很高 If you can be within half a metre, you're gonna score high.
把车子保持在一个惊人的漂移状态 也会有额外加分 I'd also score points for holding the car in as impressive a drift as possible.
所以你要处理好油门 You've got to keep the throttle in
这样才能保持住一个良好的角度 so that you maintain the drift with good angle,
这就只取决于你打多少的方向盘 and that's only up to you about how much steering input
给多少油门 and how much accelerator you put in.
车子被设计成 完全可以横着走 The cars are designed to run at almost 90°.
漂移车拥有巨大的转向角度 They've got massive amounts of steering angle,
所以你可以尽情的打方向 so you can drive on the end of your rack.
好吧 所以我很快的通过全程 反而不会得到额外加分 OK. So I don't get awarded points for how quickly I do the whole thing?
不 速度不再考察之列 No, that doesn't come into it.
漂移赛的关键全在角度 走线以及取悦他人的程度 It's all about angle, line, and how much you excite everybody.
这就是一次有裁判评分的招摇显摆 对吧 It's judged showing off, isn't it?
-基本上 没错 Basically, yeah. -那好吧 Yeah, OK.
就在我的车准备参赛的时候 As my car was prepped for the big event,
我的对手们 我同事找来的 终于到了 the competitors, organised by my colleagues, finally arrived.
而他们跟我期待的不太一样 And they weren't what I was expecting.
看来猩猩和船长 It seems James and Jeremy
想让我拿个好成绩 want their old mate to do well after all,
因为 除非我看错了 because, unless I'm mistaken,
这俩人一个是小孩子 另一个是没有胳膊的 it would appear that I'm up against a child and a man with no arms.
好吧 OK.
这就是我的比赛了 That's my competition.
随着裁判就位 With the judges in position,
比赛要开始了 it was time for the contest to begin.
首先上场的是这位残疾小哥 First up was the disabled gentleman,
来自波兰的Bartek OstaBowski Bartek OstaBowski from Poland.
事实上 Bartek... The fact is, Bartek...
缺了两只胳膊 is deficient in the arms department to the tune of two.
而我说的"缺了" 我是说一点儿胳膊都没有 When I say "deficient", I don't mean deficient.
他 他... He... He has...
他一点胳膊部位的躯干都没有 He has no arms... at all.
所以 让他跑一圈简直不能再好更多 So, I mean, it's brilliant that he's having a go.
真的 太棒了 Really, it's tremendous.
Bartek在一次摩托车事故中失去了双臂 Bartek, who lost his arms in a motorcycling accident,
他是用脚来操控方向盘 克服了身体上的障碍 overcomes his disability by steering with his foot
并且使用肩膀来换挡 and changing gear with his shoulder.
而对我来说很不幸 他很擅长控车 And unfortunately for me, he's rather good at it.
他是怎么... How is he...?
真棒啊你 Good for you!
真棒啊 Really good for you!
真好 棒棒哒 Yeah! Good!
刚才表现还不错 This was nice.
总分30分 Out of a maximum of 30 points,
裁判给了Bartek22分 the judges awarded Bartek a score of 22.
接下来就是小毛孩儿了 And then it was the turn of the child,
Conor Shanahan 他只有13岁 Conor Shanahan, who's just 13 years old.
他在那里 小学生Conor的漂移比赛 Here we go. Primary-school drifting with Conor.
他会开上几米 然后就无聊了 He'll go ten yards, get bored,
再然后就哭着找妈妈去了 and start crying for his mummy.
然而... However...
他才13岁 还有5年才能投票的啊 He's 13! I mean, he's five years off voting!
而裁判给这个欠揍的小... The judges awarded the cocky little sh...
...给这个有才的年轻人27分 talented young man a score of 27.
接下来就该我上场了 And then it was my turn.
好的 就是现在 Right, this is it.
我的荣誉之战 My shot at glory.
我所学的一切都要被完美的发挥出来 Everything I'd learned would be brought into sharp focus.
油门 油门 油门 Gas, gas, gas, gas, gas!
关键在于不要撞倒它们 The key is to not hit them.
现在 这个关键时刻... Here, in the moment of truth...
我在等黄灯 来了 I'm waiting for amber. There it is.
黄灯... Amber and...
为了GT的荣誉 Forward to glory for Grand Tour!
离合器弹开有些冲 Clutch kick!
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
哦 冲线了 Oh! And across the line!
太棒了 Yeah!
哦 我把旗子给撞倒了 Yeah, I clipped the flag.
也许会有额外加分...吧 That's probably an extra point, I imagine.
额 车子熄火了 Erm... I'll just restart,
因为我只是想在这里待一会儿 because I wanted to stop there for a minute.
哦 我又熄火了 Yep. Oh, I've stalled again.
没错 Yep. Yep.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
那么... So...
等一下 你最终的得分是多少 Hold on. What was your final score?
2 Two.
-只有2分 Two? -没错 Yes.
你真没用 You were useless!
不 听着 绅士们 No, listen, gentlemen. Gentlemen.
我要说 我很高兴 你现在尽管有瑕疵 但是掌握了漂移技术 I have to say, I'm delighted that you now have, albeit limited, drifting skills,
因为这样我就有玩伴了 cos it means I have a playmate,
接下来是一段我们12周节目的总结 as this short montage from the last 12 weeks shows.
是啊 看到了吧 Yeah, you see?
没错 总是在极限状态下 Yeah. Yeah. On the edge.
现在 我要承认 承认这不是个... Now, I admit... I admit it's not...
这不是啥重要的工作 It's not important work, really.
我们什么东西都没有治愈 No, we haven't actually cured anything.
我们也没能解决地球上某些地区的争端 No, we haven't brought peace to troubled parts of the world or any of that.
不过 我们这也是份工作 No, but it is a job.
也是份工作 而我们很擅长这个 It is a job, and we're very good at it.
-不 你才不擅长呢 No, you're not very good at it. -我们很擅长 We are.
不 我这里有些从废片垃圾桶里找到的未播片段 No, well, I've got some items from the unseen footage bin
看看是不是另一种情况 that would suggest otherwise.
很不幸 我们没时间放这个 Unfortunately, we don't have time for that.
很不幸 太可惜了 Sadly. Cor, that's a pity!
不 不 我们有时间 No, no. You're wrong. We do have time.
谁想看那种东西 没人想看 Who wants to see that? Nobody.
好吧 咱们放一下 OK. Let's roll it.
这个是理查德·哈蒙德 Here is Richard Hammond.
他能否应付的了170匹马力呢 Can he contain 170 horsepower?
不 看来他不能应付好 No, it would appear not.
杰里米·克拉克森和保时捷911 GT3 Jeremy Clarkson, Porsche 911 GT3.
哦 你看我在这里有些搞砸了 Oh, there we go. You see, I have actually made a mess of that.
是啊 你搞砸了 我们也看到了 Yes, you have, and we saw it.
理查德·哈蒙德正在通过你来定弯道 Richard Hammond negotiating Your Name Here.
你来定弯道的名字 很显然 这次名字是"彻底的二货" Your name, in this instance, is Total Bell End, it would appear.
克拉克森 他能驯服GT3吗 Clarkson, has he tamed the GT3?
不能 No!
我有个好主意 等一下 I've had an idea. Hold on.
我猜不是啥好主意 I bet it wasn't this.
看好了 准备好 Watch this. Ready?
永远不要立这种Flag Never say that.
你甚至开一辆四门家轿都会失控 Even if you're just in a four-door family saloon,
太糟糕了 it's disastrous.
好的 理查德·哈蒙德 他能成功吗 Right, Richard Hammond, has he got it yet?
好的 我认为他成功了 好的 Yes, I think he has. Yes! Yes!
不 不 他失败了 No. No, he hasn't got it.
-我跟你们讲 I tell you what-- -没人是完美的 Nobody's perfect!
-有那么几个瞬间 A couple of moments. -是啊 一二三四五个瞬间 Yeah, just two or three, four, five.
别担心 别担心 Don't worry. Don't worry.
在未来的节目中 In the future, we'll just get
我们会让一个没胳膊的人和一个小男孩来做这些动作 an armless man and small boy to do those bits.
闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut up! Shut up!
应该是一个胖老头子和一个小男人 As opposed to a fat man and a small boy.
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说来很伤感 Listen, on that terrible disappointment,
不仅是今天的节目 而是整季节目都要结束了 it is time to end not just the show but the entire series.
非常感谢各位的守候 Thank you so much for watching.
非常感谢各位的到来 Thank you all for coming.
我们今年晚些时候再见 And we'll see you later in the year for more of this.
保重 再见 Take care. Goodbye.
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