棒球啊 全美娱乐 Ah, baseball. America's pastime.
我们费城是第一 1980年世界棒球锦标赛
老兵球场
从小到大 我哥巴瑞一直是那种 Growing up, my brother Barry was one of those kids
梦想能在老兵球场投球的孩子 whose dream was to take the mound at Veterans Stadium.
某天 他还真得到了机会 And then, one day, he got an actual shot
加入费城费城人队 to become a Philadelphia Philly,
多亏了八十年代最棒的小把戏 thanks to one of the greatest gimmicks of the '80s --
来电大赛 the radio call-in contest.
安吉洛·卡塔尔迪为您带来千载难逢的机遇 Angelo Cataldi here with the opportunity of a lifetime --
第一百位打进电话的听众将在费城人队比赛 the 100th caller throws out the first pitch
投出第一球 at the Phillies game.
幸运 亚当 谢谢你们陪我 Lucky, Adam, thank you for joining me.
今天 大甜甜将赢下 Today, Big Tasty wins the most
AM调频最令人垂涎的大奖 coveted prize in AM radio.
你明白中奖的机会渺茫 对吗 You do realize these are virtually impossible to win, right?
当你发明出最高机密方法 Not when you invented a top-secret formula
保证能成为第一百位时就可能 that guarantees me to be the 100th caller.
真的吗 怎么做 Seriously? How?
两个字 数学 Two words -- math matics.
第八十五位了 很接近了 Just hit caller 85. So close.
每通电话平均用时1.7秒 It's 1.7 seconds per call,
所以我用打电话的人乘以打电话的速率 so if I multiply the amount of callers by the rate of calls,
然后我等到... then I dial them up in exactly...
现在就打 一秒都别等了 Dial right now! Don't wait another second!
-37分钟再打 -这肯定是错的 - 37 minutes. - Yeah, that's not right.
第九十位听众了 Just hit caller 90.
你现在就该打 You should call right now!
你胆敢质疑我的德州计算器 You dare question my Texas Instruments?!
这是德州出品的 航空航天局就在那 It's from Texas. That's where NASA is, bro!
第九十五位 快去打电话 Caller 95! Get off your ass and call!
我们静待时机 幸运 Now we just sit and wait, Lucky.
恭喜 你是第一百位听众 Congrats. You're the 100th caller.
什么 这不可能 What?! That's impossible!
你叫什么名字 是哪里人 What's your name, and where you from?
亚当·金伯格 我来自珍金镇 Adam Goldberg. I'm from Jenkintown.
不 Oh, no.
太棒了 我从没赢过任何奖 This is amazing. I've literally never won anything.
你这是搞什么鬼 What the hell are you doing?!
好 我待机 Yeah, I'll hold.
我偷走了你愚蠢的投球机会 Just stole your stupid baseball pitch.
不行 哥们 You can't, dude!
-这次投球是千载难逢的机遇 -怎么会 - This pitch is an opportunity of a lifetime! - How?
因为一旦费城人队看到我的喷火投球 'Cause once the Phillies see my flamethrower,
他们签我时 they'll give me a brand-new
还会额外送给我一辆全新的野马 Mustang as a signing bonus.
真可惜 因为你只能看着我投球了 Aww, that's a shame, 'cause instead, you get to watch me.
拜托 你想要什么我都给你 Please, I'll give you anything you want.
接着说 Go on.
-《体育画报》橄榄球电话 -不要 - My Sports Illustrated football phone. ‭- No.
一个魔方 A Rubik's Cube
-贴纸都抠掉了所以你总是能赢 -不要 - with all the stickers taken off so you always win. - No.
-一片胸部形状的树叶 -不要 - A leaf that looks like a boob. - ‭Nope.
这个瓶颈很长的可乐瓶子 This incredibly stretched-out Coke bottle
-里面装着彩砂 -不要 - filled with colored sand. - Nah.
-限量版屁股杯 -不要 - A limited-edition butt mug. - Pass.
超级疯狂触地得分怪物橄榄球 Super Madball Touchdown Terror football.
-我画的炫酷豹子 -再加把劲 - This awesome drawing I made of a leopard. - Do better.
我珍贵的凯西·爱尔兰海报 My prized Kathy Ireland poster
上面有给我的签名 personally autographed to me.
"凯西"都被你拼错了 You misspelled "Kathy".
最终出价 Final offer --
无论何时老妈试图以何种方式抱你 whenever Mom tries to snuggle you in any way,
我会作为人肉盾牌帮你挡下来 I will act as a human shield to protect.
这个出价我接受 Now that I'll take.
-这样你不划算 -是吗 - Ha, sucker. ‭- Oh, yeah?
妈妈 那些香草饼干闻起来太香了 Hey, Mama. Those vanilla-chunk cookies smell amazing.
知道还有什么像香草饼干一样棒吗 You know what else is an amazing vanilla chunk?
你 You.
有我在休想 Not on my watch.
巴瑞 别闹 这些脖子亲亲是给亚当的 Barry, no. This neck nuzzle is for Adam.
那你只能亲我的脖子了 Well, you have no choice but to nuzzle my neck instead.
真没想到会有这种双赢局面 Well, that's an unexpected win-win.
别怀疑自己 巴瑞 Don't doubt yourself, Barry.
这是为了费城人队 Do it for the Phillies.
这太值了 This is so worth it.
真的很值 This really is!
金色年代 第五季第二十集
那是一九八几年的五月二日 It was May 2, 1980-something,
爱丽卡在带她最好的朋友兰妮 and Erica was showing her best friend, Lainey,
逛地球上最棒的地方 around the greatest place on Earth.
说真的 大学最棒了 Seriously, college is the best.
我的课程特别有趣 My classes are, like, so interesting.
我的也是 Mine, too.
我总是觉得"我以前都不知道这些" I'm always like, "I did not know that."
我喜欢派对 邂逅聪明人 I love the parties and meeting smart people
和我很棒的室友住在一起 and living with my roommate, who is awesome.
谁说不是 Tell me about it.
我特别喜欢我室友 乌鸦 I love my roommate -- The Raven.
-她叫啥 -那是她的巫士名号 - The what? - It's her Wiccan name.
她又酷又有艺术气息 不停抽烟 She's so cool and artsy and chain smokes
还在我睡着时往我身上弹烟灰 and flicks the ashes at me while I sleep.
她听起来人不怎么样 Yeah, she doesn't sound great.
因为本来就不怎么样 她人又坏又可怕 That's 'cause she's not! She's horrible and scary!
我恨死她和大学的一切了 And I hate her and everything else at college.
谢天谢地 我也是 Well, thank God. Me too!
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? ‭- Yes!
我说大学最棒只是因为 I only said that college is the best because
你看起来很喜欢大学 you seemed really positive about it.
不 去读服装学院就是个错误 Oh, no. Fashion school was such a mistake.
我喜欢买衣服和穿衣服 I like buying clothes and the wearing them part,
但自己做衣服太糟了 我必须得自己缝 but making my own stuff sucks 'cause I have to do the sewing.
你知道更糟的是什么吗 You know what's worse?
我是来演奏音乐的 I came here to play music,
但他们只让我读有关音乐的 but all they make me do is read these big,
厚重无聊的教科书 boring textbooks about it.
-你可以告他们 -绝对可以 - You could sue. ‭- For sure!
我不是律师 但我绝对能赢 I'm not a lawyer, but I have a real case here.
老天 我太想念高中了 God, I miss high school so much.
你和我在我房间里唱歌 You and me, singing in my room,
梦想成为大明星 dreaming of being stars.
我们去年还那么年轻 We were so young last year.
那时真开心 Such a happy time.
说实话 我真希望我们能不读大学 Honestly, I wish we could just forget about college,
组个乐队 再次开心起来 start a band, and have fun again.
-那我们就这么做 -做什么 - Then let's do it. - ‭Do what?
兰妮 如今我们是成年人了 Lainey, we're adults now.
我们想做什么就可以去做 We can do whatever the hell we want.
我不认为我能就这样辍学组乐队 Yeah, I don't think I can just blow off school to start a band.
我下周还要交期中设计 I have a mid-term project due next week.
那又怎样 我明天有音乐理论终考 So? I have a music theory final tomorrow
我甚至还没拆开这本书的塑封 and I haven't even cracked open this giant book.
真的要这样做吗 Is this really happening?
我们要辍学去做超级摇滚组合吗 Are we blowing off school to become a rock-'n'-roll super-group?
我们就像琼·杰特和手镯合唱团的结合 We'll be like Joan Jett meets The Bangles.
-还有麦当娜 -那还用说 - Meets Madonna. - ‭Obviously!
现在我们只需要找个厉害的女鼓手 All we need now is a kick-ass lady drummer.
那可不好找 Ooh, that's gonna be hard to find.
-我加入 -等等 真的吗 - I'll do it. - Wait, really?
我以为你主修的是艺术史 I thought you were an Art History major.
初中时我的傻妈逼我参加了鼓号队 My stupid mom forced me to take marching band in middle school.
你还在打鼓吗 So you still play?
不 但我总边听创世纪乐团边打节奏 No, but I air-drum to Genesis, like, all the time
我吧 可厉害了 and I'm, like, sick at it.
我们有鼓手了 这是命运 Okay, we got our drummer! It's fate!
说真的 遇到一个觉得打鼓挺有趣的室友 Seriously, what are the chances you end up with a roommate
几率能有多大 who likes the idea of drumming?
我们肯定能成 This literally can't fail.
哥们 瞧她的劲头 Dude, look at her go!
如果是真的在打鼓八成听起来很棒 That probably sounds amazing.
就这样 我姐开心地放弃了大学教育 And so, my sister happily threw away her college education.
与此同时 我爸正要得知 Meanwhile, my dad was about to learn
巴瑞只差一球之遥就能展开辉煌棒球生涯 that Barry was one throw away from baseball glory.
父亲 Father!
为了给我在老兵球场的投球做准备 In preparation for my pitch at the Vet,
我必须买一个最高级的雷达测速仪 it is essential I have a top-of-the-line radar gun
为我爆炸性的高速球测速 that clocks my explosive fastball.
你为什么能在费城人队比赛投第一球 How are you throwing out the first pitch at a Phillies game?
体育广播台的来电竞赛 W.I.P. Call-in contest.
我儿子要投第一球 My boy's throwing out the first pitch?
给 我的卡给你 想买什么都行 Here, take my card. Buy whatever you need.
我等不及让迈克·施密特[投手] I cannot wait to show Mike Schmidt
看看我投出的要命旋转球了 the nasty aspirin tablet I fire-hose in there!
你只有一个机会 You only have one chance
用你的手臂惊艳费城人队 不是吗 to dazzle the Phillies with your arm. Am I right?
我就是这么想的 That's what I was thinking
因为有可能他们一看到我大炮似的手臂 'cause there is a world where they see my bazooka
就立即跟我签约给我队服 and I immediately get a contract and uniform.
老兵球场的六万五千人 65,000 people at the Vet
都会看到你的喷火投球 are gonna see that flamethrower of yours.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我正在挑虾线 I was just deturding some shrimp
无意间听到了你们的话 and I couldn't help but overhear.
六万五千人 65,000 people?
这是千载难逢的机遇 This is the opportunity of a lifetime.
我儿子要给金伯格家添光了 My boy's gonna make the Goldberg name proud.
我不会让你失望的 老爸 I won't let you down, Dad.
我会投出雷霆一球的 I'm gonna bring the thunder.
真不敢相信你将和迈克·施密特 I cannot believe you're gonna be standing
站在同一片草坪上 on the same grass with Mike Schmidt.
我承受不住了 It's too much!
岂止"同一片草坪" "Same grass"?
我们会在同一个队伍 We're gonna be on the same team.
你能想象和老施共用同一个换衣间吗 Can you imagine sharing a locker room with Schmidty?
我会留和他一样的小胡子 I'll grow a sweet moustache to match his
然后我们和双胞胎天气预报员约会 and then we'll date twin weather girls.
向我保证你会留小胡子 向我保证 Promise me you'll grow a 'stache. Promise!
默里 你确定这样好吗 Murray, are you sure about this?
你知道巴瑞一点压力都承受不住 You know how Barry caves under the slightest pressure.
我高中时玩过棒球 巴瑞没问题的 I played baseball in high school. Barry's got this.
这根本说不通 That makes no sense!
两件事之间根本没有因果关系 One thing has nothing to do with the other.
每天我的白痴孩子们都过来 Every day, my moron kids come in here
跟我要钱去实现最蠢的梦想 asking me for money for the dumbest of dreams.
终于 我找到了一个我愿意支持的 Finally, I found one I can get behind.
但你不是真的相信 But you don't actually believe
巴瑞能被探子发掘加入费城人队 that Barry will be scouted onto the Phillies.
当然不信 但说不准 Of course not, but you never know.
-你觉得有戏 -完全没戏 - So you do think so? - Not a chance!
除非真的发生了 Unless it happens.
你这样让我有点糊涂 Okay, kind of giving me mixed signals here.
仔细听好我的话 Listen to my words.
我知道巴瑞永远不会加入费城人队 I know Barry will never play for the Phillies,
不过世界上有的是比这还疯狂的事 although crazier things have happened.
有史以来第一次 For the first time ever,
我妈在质疑她的宝贝孩子之一 my mom was doubting one of her precious children.
而爱丽卡则对她的摇滚命运十分确信 As for Erica, she was certain of her rock-'n'-roll destiny.
一 二 一二三四 A-one, two. A-one, two, three, four.
听起来太酷了 大伙 ‭That's sounded awesome, guys!
这个开头太像样了 That's, like, a totally tight intro.
第一天效率居然这么高 What a crazy-productive first day.
我们决定好了造型 I mean, we decided on our look.
很女性化又很强悍 Super-feminine but tough.
还有我们的乐队名"纠结合唱团" And our band name, "The Tangles".
完全吧 能说明我们是怎样的人 It, like, captures who we are,
又完全不能 but also doesn't, at all.
现在只剩简单的部分了 Now all that's left is the easy part --
写一首完全原创的热门歌曲 writing a totally original hit song
永远改变摇滚 that changes rock 'n' roll forever.
其实我写了点东西 Actually, I've been working on a little riff.
听听看 Let's hear it.
接着弹 我有灵感了 Keep going. I think I got something.
*我喜欢摇滚* *I enjoy rockin' out*
*所以再往音响里放盘磁带 宝贝* *So put another tape in the boom box, baby*
不过几秒 纠结合唱团就写出了热门单曲 Within seconds, The Tangles stumbled upon an epic hit.
但她们只顾着兴奋 没人意识到 But in their excitement, no one realized
这和琼·杰特写的那首小歌 how shockingly similar it was
有多么惊人地相似 to a little song written by Joan Jett.
*我喜欢摇滚* *I like rockin' out*
*所以快过来和我合奏* *So come on over and jam with me*
我起鸡皮疙瘩了 I have chills!
我的天 Oh, my God.
是我疯了 还是这歌能火 Am I crazy, or is this a hit song?
我的天 Oh, my God.
你没疯 歌太棒了 You are not crazy. It's bad-ass...
我的天 Like, oh, my God!
绝对能代表纠结合唱团 ...and totally defines The Tangles.
我本来担心我们水平差所以不想说 Okay, I wasn't gonna mention this in case we sucked,
但既然现在我们这么棒 我想是时候 but now that we're amazing, I think it's time
打通电话让我们去CBGB酒吧演出了 I make a call and get us a gig at CBGB's.
-什么 -什么 - What?! - What?!
我叔叔路易是演出登记人的赌马经纪人 My Uncle Louie's a bookie who knows the booker.
你叔叔是最棒的摇滚俱乐部 Your uncle's the booker's bookie
演出登记人的赌马经纪人 at the grittiest rock club in the world?
姑娘们 从我们今天上午组成乐队后 Guys, playing New York has been my dream
在纽约演出就是我的梦想 ever since we got together this morning.
我们得印好多传单 We got to make a bunch of fliers
租辆货车放乐器 and rent a van for all our gear.
还得做些超可爱的周边产品 Plus we need to make some super-cute merch
粉丝们会吵着要的 that our fans will demand.
我们需要很多很多钱 We're gonna need money and lots of it.
我把饭卡里的钱提现 I'll cash in my meal card.
我们做的每个决定都好完美 It's like every decision we make continues to be perfect.
纠结合唱团到永远 Ooh, Tangles forever!
动起来 Let's go.
正面盯着球接住它 Look that ball in the face and catch it!
-不准躲 -瑞克 我们得谈谈 - No flinching! - Rick, we need to talk.
让我猜猜 Lemme guess.
巴瑞要投第一球 你很担忧 Barry's throwing out the first pitch and you're worried.
-你知道投球的事 -所有人都知道 - Oh, you know about the pitch? - Everyone does.
他在校广播上确保我们都知道 He got on the P.A. and assured us we'd all be forgotten
他成为大联盟球星后会忘记我们 when he becomes a Major League star.
他会在迈克·施密特面前投球 Well, he is throwing out a ball in front of Mike Schmidt, so...
还是有很小的机会能成的对吗 there's a small chance, right?
不对 Wrong.
看见那边那个男生了吗 You see that boy right there?
那是鲁本·阿马洛二世 棒球明星 That's Ruben Amaro Jr., baseball star,
得到全国各大学的招募 目前正在 recruited nationally and currently dominating
用他步枪般的手臂狂虐七名同学 seven of his peers with the sheer power of his rifle arm.
然而他进入职业赛的几率几乎是零 And yet his chances of making it to the pros are almost zero.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
要说有谁能做到的话肯定是你 鲁本 If anybody can do it, it's you, Ruben!
如果鲁本都可能进不了费城人队 So if Ruben might not be a Philly,
那巴瑞最好的可能性是什么 what's the best case for Barry here?
最好的可能性 Best case?
巴瑞远远投出一球打瞎了卖花生的小贩 Barry uncorks a wild pitch and blinds a peanut vendor.
我不明白 I don't get it.
默里通常会破坏孩子们的梦想 Murray usually destroys the kids' dreams,
但出于某种原因 这次他却很支持 but for some reason, this one time, he's on board.
不幸的是 你丈夫的症状 Well, unfortunately, your husband is suffering from
在我们体育界被称为"体育护目镜" what we in the athletic community call "Sports goggles."
我听到体内有什么地方骨折了 I heard something crack inside of me.
"体育护目镜"是当一位父亲 "Sports goggles" are when a father gets
因为他儿子的体育前途太过兴奋 so swept up by the promise of his son's athleticism,
无法看到他孩子的极限 he's unable to see his own child's limitations.
真有趣 我从没听说过这说法 Interesting. I have never heard of that.
和你的"老妈护目镜"差不多 Well, it's not unlike the thick "Mom goggles"
你每天都戴上护目镜 让你看不到 that you strap on every day that prevents you from seeing
你的孩子们有多么平庸 the staggering mediocrity of your children.
拜托 我永远不会盲目到 Please. I would never be so blind
认为巴瑞可能加入费城人队 as to think that Barry could become a Philly.
专业模特的话没问题 或者医生 A professional model, sure, or doctor
或者医生模特 or doctor-model.
重点是 你得让你丈夫 The point is, you got to get those
摘掉那副体育护目镜 sports goggles off your husband.
但我怎么忍心 But how?
这是我第一次在他眼中看到那种亮光 This is the first time I've ever seen that light in his eyes.
如果你真的爱你儿子 If you really love your son,
你最好想办法把他眼中的光灭了 you better figure out a way to snuff that light out.
我想回鼓号队了 I'd like to go back to band now.
不准躲 No flinching!
我妈下定决心 My mom was determined
要保护巴瑞 不让他成为笑柄 to protect Barry from becoming a laughingstock,
于是她开始了阻止投球的任务 and so began her mission to shut down the big pitch.
默里 我们有个重大问题需要立刻谈谈 Murray, we have a major issue we have to talk about right now.
没问题 Sure thing.
再等二十分钟让乳液吸收就好 Just need another 20 minutes for the lotion to settle in.
我眼前的是什么景象 What am I looking at?
为什么会发生这一幕 Why is this happening?
我的投球教练正在放松我的大弹弓 My pitching coach is loosening up the 'ol slingshot
好让我能给塔格·麦格罗[投手]开开眼 so I can show Tug McGraw what's what.
你投球时还会很时髦 And you're gonna be doing it in style.
这是我认为的东西吗 Is that what I think it is?!
费城人队球衣 A Phillies jersey?
我等不急给朋友们打电话告诉他们了 I can't wait to call all my friends and tell them.
-没什么的 -不 爸 - It's nothing. - ‭No, Dad.
你让我成为了世界上最开心的男孩 You made me the happiest boy in the world.
要知道 我一直都梦想 You know, I always had a dream...
老默 咱俩真的得谈谈 Mur? Really gotta talk.
有一天能为费城人队投球 ...to one day pitch for the Phillies
-结果从没实现 -真的需要谈谈 - and that never happened. - Really gotta talk.
现在你有机会 没准能成 And now, with you? You never know.
真的说不准 对吗 We don't know, do we?
我就是为了说这个 And that's why I'm here.
我有些信息表明我们其实对能不能说准 I have some information that suggests we know more
心里有数 老天 我看到默里的眼泪了 than we think we do -- Oh, God, I see Murray tears.
我忍不住 I can't help it!
不 不准哭 No, don't you cry.
你哭的话我也会哭 If you cry, I'll cry.
我太骄傲了 你知道吗 I'm just so damn proud. You know what?
跟你妈聊会 让我镇静一下 Talk to your mom. Let me get my bearings.
我 我只是... I -- I just --
我想告诉巴瑞 I wanted to tell Barry, uh...
别投 Don't pitch.
你刚刚骂我是"傻婊"吗 Did you just call me a "Dumb bitch"?
不 我说"别投" No, I said "Don't pitch."
什么 那更糟 What? That's even worse!
我和梅勒教练聊过了 Look, I spoke to Coach Mellor.
他说这件事最好的结果 He said the most likely outcome here
就是你成为全城人的谈资 is that you'll be a city-wide pariah.
有牙的那种鱼 太棒了 The fish that have teeth? Yes!
它们就像河里的鲨鱼 They're the sharks of the river.
不是"食人鱼"[谐音] 巴瑞 Not "piranha," Barry.
我是说你会成为笑柄 I'm saying you'll be a laughingstock.
你总是这样 This is just so typical of you.
贝弗莉·金伯格 永远践踏孩子们的梦想 Beverly Goldberg -- always stepping on her kids' dreams.
不 我正相反 所有人都知道 No, I do the opposite! Everyone knows that!
默里 帮我说两句 Murray, back me up here.
这次我得站在小巴这边 I have to side with Bar on this one.
要知道 如果我不支持他的天赋 You know, if I don't support his talent,
我这个父亲就太失败了 then I have failed as a father.
不 那是我总说的话 No! That's the thing that I say.
"我这个母亲太失败了" "I failed as a mother."
是你说的 不是我 You said it, not me.
你们好吗 曼哈顿 What's up, Manhattan?!
我们是纠结合唱团 We are The Tangles!
我在和主唱约会 我眨眼间 I'm dating the lead singer and I took a bus up here
就乘巴士过来因为我想支持她 at the drop of a hat 'cause I wanted to be supportive!
-我们要演奏了 -我爱你 - We're gonna play now. - I love you.
二 三 四 A-two, three, four!
*我独自在这生活 梦想成真* *I'm out here livin' on my own and it's the dream*
*没人对我大吼叫我清理房间* *Nobody screaming at me to keep my bedroom clean*
就这样 纠结合唱团 With that, The Tangles
放出了第一首热门单曲 unleashed their hit single.
上口 摇滚 It was catchy, it was rocking,
而且是琼·杰特已经写过的歌 and it was already a Joan Jett song.
*我喜欢摇滚* *I enjoy rockin' out*
*所以再往音响里放盘磁带 宝贝* *So put another tape in the boom box, baby*
*我喜欢摇滚* *I enjoy rockin' out*
*所以让我们去音像店买CD* *So let's go to Sam Goody and buy a CD*
别唱了 You gotta stop.
因为我们太棒了吗 Is it 'cause we're too good?
歌还没唱完你就要签我们 Are you gonna sign us right here in the middle of the song?
不 俱乐部有严格规定 No. This club has a strict policy.
-不要翻唱乐队 -什么 - No cover bands. - What?
但这是我们自己写的完全原创的歌 But this is a totally original song that we wrote ourselves.
宝贝 Uh, babe.
你知道你做什么我都爱得不行 You know I totally love everything you do,
但这显然是《我爱摇滚》 but that was clearly "I Love Rock n' Roll".
不可能 No way!
那首是这么唱的 *我爱摇滚* That songs goes...*I love rock 'n' roll*
*所以再往点唱机里投枚硬币 宝贝* *So put another dime in the jukebox, baby*
我们的是... Ours goes...
*我喜欢摇滚* *I enjoy rockin' out*
*所以再往音响里放盘...* *So put another tape in the boom --*
我们抄袭了琼·杰特 We ripped off Joan Jett.
是的 所以才听起来这么耳熟 Yeah. That's why it sounded so familiar.
那好 Okay, well...
事已至此 但你们知道吗 that happens, but you know what?
我们保证 没有乐队 We promise, there is no band
像纠结合唱团这样具有开创性 as groundbreaking as The Tangles.
我同意 I agree.
现在听你这么说 Now that you say it out loud,
我们的名字听起来和手镯合唱团很像 our name sounds a lot like The Bangles.
-也没错 -好吧 - Also true. - Okay.
除了抄袭歌曲和乐队名 Well, aside from ripping off our song and name,
我们的造型是完全原创的 our style and look is totally original.
你明白你们都穿得像麦当娜一样对吗 You do realize that you're all dressed like Madonna, right?
你本该站在我们这边的 路易叔叔 You're supposed to be on our side, Uncle Louie!
弹点别的 Just play something else.
别给我们施压了 我要抓狂了 Stop pressuring us. I am freaking out.
别抓狂 我们能行 姑娘们 Okay, don't freak out. We got this, girls.
二 三 四 Two, three, four.
我们什么也不会 We got nothin'.
我爱你 I love you.
在纠结合唱团灭火时 As The Tangles flamed out,
我哥的棒球生涯正在升温 那意味着 my brother's baseball career was heating up and that meant
敲定他在棒球交换卡上的最佳姿势 locking down the perfect look for his Topps trading card.
但他身边也有人没在火上浇油 But not everyone around him was stoking the flames.
你们在做什么 Whatcha boys doing?
我们在练习新秀棒球卡的姿势 We're working on some poses for our rookie baseball card.
我喜欢这个站姿 很粗犷 I like the stance. Very rugged.
只有相信我的人 Only people who believe in me
才允许评论我的站姿有多粗犷 are allowed to comment on how rugged this stance is.
关于这点 很抱歉我之前慌了 About that. I'm sorry I panicked.
我当然相信你 宝贝 Of course I believe in you, boopie.
事实上 我给你买了些棒球 In fact, I bought you some balls
让妈妈看看大炮般的手臂 so Mama can see that arm cannon.
好 17号 拿手套去 All right, 17. Go get your glove.
自从我因为丢球棒 Wow, we haven't had a game of catch
被踢出儿童棒球队后 我们就没玩过接球 since I got kicked out of t-ball for throwing the bat.
你这球投得真带劲 You put some hot sauce on that one.
接下来这球会更带劲 Here comes some cheese with extra hot sauce.
瞧 贝弗 这孩子是天生好手 See, Bevy? Kid's a natural.
还真是 He really is.
要知道 我等不急看你 You know, I cannot wait to watch you pitch
站在十八米外投球了 from 60 feet, 6 inches.
为什么要站那么远 Why would we do that?
因为投球墩和本垒间就是那么远 'Cause that's how far the mound is from home plate.
我以为投手想站在哪投都行 I-I thought they just threw from where it feels right.
别这样 你能行 后退 Come on. You got this. Back it up.
好 Okay.
再远点 宝贝 Go back a little further, schmoopie.
好了 走到一半了 Okay, halfway there.
接着走 快到了 Ah, keep going. Almost there.
停 And stop.
我忘了我用胶带标好了 Oh, I forgot I marked it with tape.
总之 投球吧 Anyway, let 'er rip!
在电视上看没这么远 Man, looks closer on TV!
你能行 17号 You got this, 17!
快投过来 来吧 Smoke it in here! Let's go!
高度有了 控制好就行 It's got the height! I just need control!
-只是热身 -你确定有这么远吗 - Just a warm-up. - Are you sure it's this far?!
这似乎会对投手的胳膊 Kind of seems like it'd be very taxing
造成很大负担 on a pitcher's arm!
没错 我去图书馆查过了 No, that's right. I looked it up in the library.
那好 Okay.
这次要动真格了 Here comes the heat for real this time.
金伯格
太糟糕了 This is bad.
没错 Yes, it is.
我投球时能感到上帝的神力 When I throw, I feel God's power!
我们不能让他去 We can't let him do this.
我们完犊子了 We're ‭fxxxxx.
我爸终于看清了真相 My dad finally saw the light.
纠结合唱团 礼帽
至于纠结合唱团 她们面对着黑暗的未来 As for The Tangles, they were facing their dark future.
我不知道哪点更糟 I don't know what's worse.
是我们彻底搞砸了 The fact that we bombed so hard
还是我们把钱都用来做周边产品了 or the fact that we blew all our money on merch.
真会引起轰动 摇滚巨星 Way to make a splash, rock stars!
杰夫 我爱你 Geoff, I love you,
但请不要试图扭转这个灾难 but please don't try to spin this disaster.
你不过是野心大了点 Okay, so you got a little ambitious,
忘了周边产品吧 but forget about the merch.
归根结底 你还在读大学 At the end of the day, you're still in college
有瓦遮头 有饭吃 with a roof over your head and food in your tummy.
我把饭卡都提现了 I cashed in my meal plan.
有道理 但你为什么要这么做 Uh-huh, that makes sense, but why would you do that?
但没关系 因为搞乐队就要有牺牲 But it's fine because it's all about the sacrifice.
不信去问披头士 Just ask The Beatles.
我们辍学了 当时觉得是对的 We failed out, which at the time made sense
因为我们本要成为摇滚巨星 because we were gonna be rock stars.
你说什么 Say what now?
有人偷了我们的货车 And... someone stole the van.
我们真不擅长这些 We are not good at this.
我爸为了保护巴瑞不择手段 My dad was desperate to protect Barry,
于是他来找资深体育废柴 我 so he turned to a seasoned athletic scrub -- me.
伙计 精神满满啊 Hey, pal. Looking spry.
这是跳舞毯 It's a Power Pad.
瞧我儿子 努力做运动 Look at my son, the sports nut.
比起运动这更像踢踏舞 It's more like tap-dancing than sports.
就这么定了 So it's settled.
你替巴瑞去投球 You're gonna take the pitch from Barry.
聊得真开心 伙计 Good talking to you, pal.
站住 Whoa! Stop!
什么 我不能当众投球 Wha-- I-I can't throw an actual ball in public.
别这样 这可是千载难逢的机遇 Come on. It's the opportunity of a lifetime.
我不想要的千载难逢的机遇 An opportunity of a lifetime I don't want.
妈 帮我说两句 Mom, help me out!
别让我去这个千载难逢的机遇 拜托 Don't make me do this opportunity of a lifetime, please.
我向天发誓 如果你不去 So help me, if you don't take
这个千载难逢的机遇 this opportunity of a lifetime,
我就禁足你 I will ground you.
我不能眼睁睁看着 Okay, I cannot stand by
这个千载难逢的机遇 and let this opportunity of a lifetime
让我家四分五裂 tear this family apart.
我们把这个该死的 Let's just give this godforsaken
千载难逢的机遇还回去 opportunity of a lifetime back.
你不能还回去 You can't just give it back.
这可是千载难逢的机遇 It's the opportunity of a lifetime.
千载难逢的机遇 我有兴趣 Opportunity of a lifetime? I'm intrigued.
太好了 老艾会在费城人队比赛投第一球 Great. Al will throw out the first pitch at the Phillies' game.
老天 不要 Oh, God, no.
这算哪门子狗屁机遇 What kind of a ferkokte opportunity is this?
巴瑞 你喜欢棒球 Barry, you like baseball.
我有个千载难逢的机遇 Have I got an opportunity of a lifetime for you.
你想把我千载难逢的机遇让给别人吗 Are you trying to give away my opportunity of a lifetime?
别这样 小巴 Come on, Bar.
我们都知道那只是说说 We both know all that stuff was just talk.
但我保证我会让你骄傲的 But I promised I'd make you proud.
我只是不想看到你受伤 I just don't want to see you get hurt.
太迟了 Too late.
要知道 尽管我们彻底搞砸了 You know, even though we totally bombed
还丢了未来 也没钱回家 and threw away our futures and have no money to get home,
过去这几天是我上大学来 these past few days have been the most fun
最开心的日子 that I've had since going to college.
真的像过去一样不是吗 It really was like the old days, huh?
绝对的 假如那时我也在的话 Totally... if I were there.
我不是在... Oh, I'm not --
不 你是 我们是 No, you are. I mean, we are.
各位喜欢的话请慷慨解囊 Be generous if you like what you hear.
*节奏很强劲 是我最喜欢的歌* *Beat was going strong, playing my favorite song*
你这是做什么 What are you doing?
赚路费回家 Getting us home.
*我知道用不了多久* *I could tell it wouldn't be long*
*他就会和我在一起 对 我* *Till he was with me, yeah, me*
*唱着我爱摇滚* *Singing I love rock 'n' roll*
*所以再往点唱机里投枚硬币 宝贝* *So put another dime in the jukebox, baby*
*我爱摇滚* *I love rock 'n' roll*
*所以过来花点时间和我共舞* *So come and take your time and dance with me*
你在做什么 What are you doing?
不过是扔一些旧破烂 Just getting rid of this old junk.
旧破烂 这可是费纳宝 Old junk? The Philly Phanatic?
你过去走到哪都带着它 You used to take this with you everywhere.
那是我还是个傻孩子 I was a dumb kid back then.
你明白假如你去投球 You do realize that if you throw out the pitch,
你就能见到这个绿傻子本人 you'll meet this goofy green bastard in person.
拜托 我们都看到我把球投成什么德行了 Come on, we all saw what happens when I try to throw the heat.
那是我的错 Look, it's my fault.
这次棒球赛的事让我觉得我又变回了孩子 This whole baseball thing made me feel like a kid again and...
那感觉很棒 it was-it was great.
我想通过你实现梦想 I was living through my boy,
但我过头了 but I took it too far.
我刚好经过 Oh, hey. I was just walking by.
你们在聊什么 Whatcha guys talking about?
在聊老爸过分相信我 How Dad believed in me too much
而你完全不相信我 and you didn't believe in me at all.
你这矛头转得可真快 Well, that was a shocking change of pace,
我很抱歉 and I'm sorry.
但事实是 But the truth is,
我们觉得投球会怎样并不重要 it doesn't matter how we feel about the pitch.
重要的是你去尝试 What matters is that you go for it.
丢丢球 玩得开心 Just toss the ball around and have fun.
这我能做到 Now that I can do.
原来这球的确是千载难逢的机遇 Turns out, that pitch was the opportunity of a lifetime.
它没有让巴瑞加入费城人队 It wouldn't make Barry a Philly,
但它让巴瑞和我爸重新玩起了接球游戏 but it did get him playing catch with my dad again.
*我爱摇滚* *I love rock 'n' roll*
*所以再往点唱机里投枚硬币 宝贝* *So put another dime in the jukebox, baby*
*我爱摇滚* *I love rock 'n' roll*
*所以过来花点时间和我共舞* *So come on, take the time and dance with me*
我会让你骄傲的 爸 I'm gonna make you proud, Dad.
我已经很骄傲了 You already have.
是的 我的老爸是那种没有梦想的人 Sure, I had one of those dads who wasn't much of a dreamer,
但多亏了我哥 but thanks to my brother,
那一晚 他有了梦想 for one night, he got to be.
投出去了 他高高地投出去了 There it is. He lobbed it right in there.
他真棒 他是天生好手 He was so good! Oh, he's a natural!
他根本没站在投球墩上投 He didn't even throw from the mound.
他们会签他的 They're gonna sign him!
他们会签下我的宝贝 They're gonna sign my baby!
你就让她感动吧 Just let her have this.
-他的确是职业选手 -太棒了 - He's a pro all right! - Yes!
*所以过来花点时间和我共舞* *So come on, take your time and dance with me*
这些钱完全足够 Wow, this seems like more than enough money
让你们回学校了 for you to get back to school.
我不会回去的 I'm not going back.
这才是我想做的事 This right here? This is what I want to do.
你不会独自闯荡的 Well, you're not doing it alone.
去他的 我也加入 Screw it! I'm in!
*我爱摇滚* *I love rock 'n' roll*
正式决定了 It was official.
爱丽卡要辍学去追逐摇滚梦 Erica was dropping out to chase her rock-'n'-roll fantasies.
有远大的梦想就是这样 That's the thing about dreaming big --
如果你的信念够强大 if you believe just enough,
你可以让任何梦想成真 you can make anything a reality.
此集献给千载难逢的机遇
投出仪式性第一球的是 Throwing out a ceremonial first ball
巴瑞终于见到了费纳宝
巴瑞·金伯格 is Barry Goldberg.
巴瑞·金伯格
你能想象续起性感小胡子 Can you imagine grown a hot beard
去投第一球吗 and you gotto throw the first pitch?
来自费城费城人队 迈克尔·施密特 From the Philadelphia Phillies, Michael Schmidt.
名人堂 迈克·施密特
这可是要投球给史上最伟大的费城人 You're throwing out to the greatest Philly that ever lived.
我觉得这球最棒的部分是巴瑞说 I think the greatest thing about that first pitch is Barry saying
"那是迈克·施密特" "That's Mike Schmidt."
其实他还真不错 投得还行 I tell you what, give him credit too, he threw all right.
翻译 洗七里
时间轴 洗七里
后期 加森
总监 洗七里