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小心你的手指头哦 Be careful, your fingers.
请问您需要什么帮助 May I help you?
这里是卡尔索普 私人酒店 This is the Calthorpe. Private hotel.
我是埃利诺杨 I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.
我预订了兰开斯特套房 I have a reservation at the Lancaster Suite.
昨天我们通电话确认过的 We spoke on the phone when I confirmed yesterday.
抱歉 好像没有您的预订 Sorry, don't seem to have your reservation.
晚上好 Good evening.
我是雷金纳德奥姆斯比 I'm Reginald Ormsby,
我是酒店经理 这边有什么问题吗 hotel manager. Is there a problem?
我是埃利诺杨 I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.
我和我的家人想要到我们的套房里去 My family and I would like to be shown to our suite.
我们坐飞机坐了很久 We've had a long flight.
我们的房间已经全部订完了 女士 你肯定是弄错了 We're fully booked, madam. You must have made a mistake.
我相信您和您可爱的家人 I'm sure you and your lovely family
可以找到另外的住宿 can find other accommodation.
我建议您去唐人街仔细找找 May I suggest you explore Chinatown?
翻译 煎妮 Nicole有张小圆脸 loki jade
翻译 Odile 洪福fǔ和风fèng琴 打雨伞的小女孩
请问 我可以用你们的电话打给我的丈夫吗 Please, may I use your phone to call my husband?
翻译 佩奇 ∑透 木木夕 飏娜 哩哩哩啦啦啦
你至少可以做到这点吧 It's the least you can do.
总监 新浪微博@烤羊羊羊_Kabob
杨女士 我必须请你离开 Mrs. Young, I must ask you to leave
不然我要报警了 or I'll have to call the police.
请便吧 Please, go right ahead.
卡尔索普大人 我对打扰到您感到很抱歉 Lord Calthorpe, my apologies for the disturbance.
埃利诺 我刚刚跟你丈夫通完电话 Eleanor! I just got off the phone with your husband.
把兰开斯特套房准备好 现在就去 Get the Lancaster Suite ready. Now.
您肯定在开玩笑吧 Surely you're joking, sir.
我明确地告诉你 我没有 I assure you, I'm not.
从今晚开始 As of this evening,
我的家族 my family's long history
作为卡尔索普管理人的悠久历史结束了 as custodians of the Calthorpe is ended.
我要把这个酒店卖给我的好朋友 I'm selling the hotel to my dear friends,
新加坡的杨氏家族 the Young family of Singapore.
来见见新的女房东吧 Meet the new lady of the house,
埃利诺杨 Eleanor Young.
我们一起喝一杯吧 Join me for a toast.
我们不胜荣幸 We'd be delighted.
记得要拿拖把拖一下 地板湿了 Do get a mop. The floor's wet.
快拿拖把 Get a mop.
我全跟了 I'm all in.
弃牌 Fold.
啥都没有 Nothing?
你手上一直啥都没有吗 This whole time you had nothing?
好的 所以 All right, so
我是怎样这么彻底地打败助教柯蒂斯 how did I beat T.A. Curtis so very, very badly?
首先 我知道柯蒂斯很小气 Well, I know for a fact that Curtis is cheap.
所以他没有使用逻辑或数学来玩牌 So he's not playing using logic or math,
而是运用他的心理学 but using his psychology.
我们的大脑非常讨厌 Our brains so hate the idea
失去自己很珍惜的东西 of losing something that's valuable to us
我们会放弃一切理性的思索 that we abandon all rational thought,
最后做出一些糟糕的决定 and we make some really poor decisions.
所以 柯蒂斯不是想要赢牌 So, Curtis wasn't playing to win.
他的希望是不要输 He was playing not to lose.
给你 拿去理个发吧 Here. Put it towards a haircut.
好啦 今天就讲到这里 All right, that's it for today.
别忘了 你们关于条件概率的论文 Don't forget your essays on conditional probability
下周就要交了 are due next week.
太棒了 Yes! Mmm-hmm.
你知道吗 你可以自己点一份 You know what? You can order your own.
我有咖啡就行了 谢谢 Mmm. I'm okay with coffee. Thanks.
是啊 你总是这么说 Yeah, well, you always say that,
然后最后你又把我的点心全吃了 and then you end up eating all my dessert.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
因为我只是吃了 这么一点点 'Cause I have, like, a tiny bit.
好的 请问我们这边可以再来一个 Uh-huh. Okay. Can we have one more
这种点心吗 谢谢 of these, please? Thank you.
我们去东边探险怎么样 So what about us taking an adventure east?
你想在纽约东城吃叉烧包 You wanna get pork buns in the East Village.
就是这样 对吧 That's what it is, isn't it?
其实我想的是更远一点的东方 I was actually thinking of further east.
皇后区吗 Like Queens?
新加坡 春假的时候 Like Singapore. For spring break.
柯林的婚礼 Colin's wedding.
我们现在已经交往超过一年了 We've been dating for over a year now,
我觉得是时候让 and I think it's about time
人们见见我漂亮的女朋友了 people met my beautiful girlfriend.
来嘛 我是柯林的伴郎 Come on, I'm Colin's best man.
你就不想看看我长大的地方吗 Don't you wanna see where I grew up?
跟我的家人见面 我阿妈 Meet my family, my Ah Ma?
然后我跟你那个奇怪的大学室友见面 And meet up with that strange college roommate of yours.
皮克林 Peik Lin.
- 嗯 皮克林 - 她一直求着我 - Mmm-hmm. Peik Lin. - She has been begging me
过去找她 你知道的吧 to come visit her, you know.
整个宇宙都开口了 就是想要你过去 The universe has spoken. It wants you over there.
来新加坡吧 Come to Singapore.
我想要整个岛上都见识一下超棒的朱丽秋 I want the whole island to meet the brilliant Rachel Chu.
“所以 你们既然与基督一同复活 "If then you have been raised with Christ,
“就应当寻求天上的事 "seek the things that are above
“那里有基督 "where Christ is seated
“坐在上帝的右边 "at the right hand of God.
“你们要专心思念属天的事 "Set your minds on things that are above,
“不要醉心于世俗的事” "not on things that are on Earth."
埃利诺 杨力要带一个女孩 Eleanor, is Nicki bringing a girl
来柯林的婚礼吗 to Colin's wedding?
我家阿曼达从她朋友弗朗西丝卡那里听说的 My Amanda heard it from her friend Francesca.
埃迪说她的名字叫朱丽秋 Eddie says her name is Rachel Chu.
我以为杨力会一个人回来 Oh, I thought that Nick was coming alone.
你知道他有女朋友的事吗 Did you know he had a girlfriend?
杨力跟很多女生约过会 很难通晓动态 Nick dates many girls. It's hard to keep track.
阿曼达几乎认识每一个人 Amanda knows everyone
可她从来没听过她 and she has never heard of her.
朱丽秋 Rachel Chu.
也许她来自台湾塑料 朱氏家族 Maybe she's from the Taiwan plastics Chu family.
如果你需要 我有私人调查员 If you want, I have a private investigator.
非常谨慎的 Very discreet.
我认为我们应该回到上帝的世界里来 I think we should return to the word of God.
阿利克斯 Alix.
以弗所书 第六章 第四节 （《以弗所书》为《圣经 新约》中的一卷） Ephesians. Chapter six, verse four.
“你要照耶和华的训诲 "Bring up your children in the discipline
“教训你的儿女” "and instruction of the Lord."
我真希望她是个虔诚的基督徒女孩 Oh, I do hope she's a good Christian girl.
如果他把她带回家了 Well, if he's bringing her home,
说明这肯定是认真的了 it must be serious.
肯定的 Exactly.
- 我妈妈的电话 你介意吗 - 继续吧 - It's my mum. Do you mind? - Mmm. Go ahead.
好的 All right.
- 给我留点那个 - 好的 - Save me some of that. - Okay.
嘿妈妈 一切都好吗 Hey, Mum, everything okay?
有什么不对的事 需要我打电话来询问一下吗 Does something have to be wrong for me to call?
的确 经常是这样 Yeah, usually.
很有趣 Very funny.
你要一个你正在交往的女生 Are you bringing the girl you're seeing
来柯林的婚礼吗 to Colin's wedding?
我们刚刚还正在聊这个事 Mmm. We were literally just talking about that.
你怎么会知道 How could you know?
所有人都知道了 Everybody knows.
亚洲广播电台 Radio One Asia.
一直读到哥林多书吧 我会跟上的（保罗为哥林多教会所写的书信） Move on to Corinthians. I'll catch up.
好的 Oh, yes.
我们很期待你回家 We're looking forward to having you home.
你的房间也为你准备好了 And your room is all ready for you.
谢了 妈妈 Thanks, Mum.
不过丽秋和我会待在一起 But Rachel and I will be staying together.
我知道了 I see.
我正在重新装修这个房子 Well, I'm having the house re-done.
还没准备好让客人住进了 And it's not ready for guests.
如果丽秋要来 我想她可能住在别的地方 If Rachel comes, I think she might be more comfortable
会更加舒服点 staying somewhere else.
抱歉 All right, sorry about that.
我给你留了一片 I saved you a piece.
你做到了 非常小的一口 You did, did you? A very small piece at that.
感激至极 Thank you very much.
你妈妈怎么样 一切都还好吗 How's your mom? Everything okay?
简直不能更好了 Couldn't be better.
嘿妈妈 这件挺可爱的 你觉得呢 Hey, Mom, this one's kind of cute. What do you think?
不不 你不能穿这个去见杨力的阿妈 No, no! You can't wear that to meet Nick's Ah Ma.
蓝色和白色是中国人葬礼时候穿的 Blue and white is for Chinese funerals.
选这个 这个象征着好运和好生养 Now this, this symbolizes good fortune and fertility.
太棒了 我就打算穿那个有“幸运宝宝制造者”感应的裙子呢 Great! I was really going for that "lucky baby maker" vibe.
嘿 是你求我帮你 Hey! You're the one who asked for my help
挑一件见杨力家人的裙子 picking out a dress to meet Nick's family.
这只是因为我对他们几乎一无所知 It's only 'cause I hardly know anything about them.
每一次我提起来的时候 杨力都会换话题 Every time I bring them up, Nick changes the subject.
可能他只是尴尬 Maybe he's embarrassed.
可能他父母很穷 他需要一直寄钱给他们 Maybe his parents are poor, and he has to send them money.
中国的孝顺小孩都是这么做的 That's what all good Chinese children do.
你将度过一个 Oh, you're going to have
非常美好的时光 a wonderful time.
你总是想要去亚洲玩 You've always wanted to go to Asia.
谁知道呢 如果在新加坡一切顺利的话 And who knows, if all goes well in Singapore,
你可能带个“纪念品”回来 you might just come back with a souvenir.
妈妈 别说了 Oh, Mom, stop!
杨力跟我从来没聊过这些 Nick and I haven't even talked about that.
我觉得 他的父母不可能像我父母一样 对吧 I mean, his parents can't not like me, right?
你这是什么表情 我看到喽 What was that look? I saw that.
没什么 只是 Nothing. It's just,
杨力这么远带一个女孩 Nick bringing a girl all the way there
去跟自己大洋之外的家人见面 to meet them can mean a lot
意味着很多 他们跟我们不一样 to these overseas families. They're different from us.
怎么会不一样 他们是中国人 我也是中国人 How are they different? They're Chinese, I'm Chinese.
我超有“中国范”的好吗 我是一个乳糖不耐受 I'm so Chinese, I'm an economics professor
的经济学教授 with lactose intolerance.
是的 但你在这里长大 Yeah, but you grew up here.
所以你不一样 You're different.
可是穿一个吉利的颜色 But wearing a lucky color
会留下一个好的第一印象 will make a good first impression.
好的 游戏计划 Okay, game plan.
检查一下我们的包包 穿过安检 Check our bags, get through security,
然后我们可以吃一个我妈亲自用 and then we could eat one of the three homemade
特百惠给我们打包的食物 （塑料保鲜容器厂家，总部在美国） Tupperware meals my mom packed for us.
下午好 杨先生 朱女士 Good afternoon, Mr. Young, Miss Chu.
我们会帮您拿上包裹并带您安检进入头等舱 We'll take your bags and get you checked into first class.
- 好的 - 不 有个问题 - Great. - Oh. No, there's a mistake.
我们不是头等舱 我们是经济舱的人 We're not first class. We're economy people.
请往这边走 This way, please.
你就跟着吧 来吧 Just go with it. Come on.
但是 But...
他们没事的 把行李留给他们就行了 Yeah, they'll be fine. Just leave them there.
欢迎登记 杨先生 朱女士 Welcome aboard, Mr. Young, Miss Chu.
这边前往您的私人套房 Here's the way to your private suite.
还有香槟供应 And some champagne.
谢谢 Thank you.
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- 非常感谢 - 不用客气 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome.
起飞后 你想坐在客厅的椅子上 After take off, would you like to enjoy the lounge chairs,
还是我们把你的套房变成卧室呢 or should we convert your suite into a bedroom?
我们这样就行了 谢谢 Uh... We're good. Thank you.
祝玩得开心 Enjoy.
-杨力 我们付不起这个 - 嗯嗯 - Nick. We can't afford this. - Mmm.
这些睡衣比我任何一件衣服都要好 These pajamas are fancier than any of my real clothes.
我的家人和这家航空公司有业务往来 My family has business with the airline.
飞机票 不过是额外待遇 The tickets, they're a perk.
什么样的业务往来 What kind of business?
房地产 投资 其他之类的 Real estate, investment, other things.
没什么有趣的 Nothing interesting.
“点心” "Dim sum."
所以你的家人 很 富有吗 So your family is, like, rich?
我们还算充裕 We're comfortable.
这就是超级有钱的人才会说的话啊 That is exactly what a super-rich person would say.
这很显然不是什么大事 It's not a big deal, obviously.
我只是觉得奇怪 我竟然一点都不知道 I just think it's kind of weird that I had no idea.
你有一张“坚宝果汁”的卡 （美国果昔连锁品牌） I mean, you have a Jamba Juice card.
你用我的网飞账号密码 （收费视频网站） You use my Netflix password.
You play basketball at that Y that kind of smells.
我很喜欢那里 非常感谢 I really like that place, thank you very much.
是的 我的家人有钱 And yes, my family has money,
但我一直觉得那是他们的钱 but I've always thought of it as theirs.
不是我的 Not mine.
我懂 但是我跑这么远 I get that. But I'm going all the way
去那边见他们 over there to meet them...
有点想知道我会遇见什么 Kind of just wanna know what I'm getting into.
而且你知道 他们是你的家人 And, you know, they're your family.
所以 Well...
我的家人就像其他普通人一样 My family is much like anybody else's.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
他们有一半人你会很喜欢 很尊敬 There's half of them that you love and respect,
然后还有另一半的人 and then there's the other half.
我会遇见哪一半的人 Which half am I meeting?
我的表弟阿利斯泰尔 Well, there's my cousin Alistair,
现在在台湾 从事电影工作 based in Taiwan, works in movies.
停 And cut!
他和凯蒂彭在约会 一个女演员 He's dating Kitty Pong, an actress.
- 凯蒂 -阿利斯泰尔 - Kitty. - Alistair.
你喜欢吗 我觉得自己刚刚非常 You like it? I was feeling very,
非常得“带感” 你能感觉到吗 very the emotions. Can you feel it?
我可以完全“触摸”到你 还有我自己 Oh, I can feel all of you. And all of me.
好吧 那你的表弟埃迪呢 Okay, and what about your cousin Eddie?
你从来没聊过他 You don't ever talk about him.
埃迪是香港的一个金融大佬 Well, Eddie's a big finance guy in Hong Kong.
一个有家室的人 A real family man.
如果你能动一下 You know, if you move,
看起来会更自然一些 it will look more natural.
不 这样你才能拍到我们最佳的角度 No, this way you get our optimal angles.
那我们就完成了 Then we're done.
罗素 太感谢你了 Russell, thank you so much.
能被您拍照真是个荣幸 It's an honor to be photographed by you.
也是我的荣幸 大家会很喜欢的 My pleasure. People will love it
它会出现在下一期的香港Vogue上（美国康泰纳仕集团的综合性时尚生活类期刊） in the next Hong Kong Vogue.
谢谢 罗素 Thank you, Russell.
香港Vogue 我就知道 你的裙子糟糕透顶 Hong Kong Vogue? I knew it. Your dress is a disaster.
如果你穿上我叫你穿的葆蝶家的礼服 If you wore a Bottega gown, like I told you to,
我们就上美国Vogue了 we'd be in the American Vogue.
那你可以穿着那套礼服去地狱啊 埃迪 You can wear that gown to Hell, Eddie.
停下 Stop!
然后就是阿斯特丽德了 Then there's Astrid.
啊 我记得阿斯特丽德 Ah. I remember Astrid.
她是我长大后想成为的人 She's like who I wanna be when I grow up.
阿斯特丽德很赞 Astrid is awesome.
她可能是我真正 And she's probably the only one
亲近的人之一 I'm actually close with.
当你足够了解她 And she's really grounded and down to earth,
其实是一个非常脚踏实地的人 once you get to know her.
她不仅以第一名从哈佛毕业 Not only did she graduate top of her class at Oxford,
创立了不同的慈善组织 并且是一名时尚潮姐儿 start multiple charities, and is a fashion icon,
她在我所有的亲戚中有着最宽广的胸怀 Astrid has the biggest heart of any of my cousins.
妈妈 看我给兔兔做了什么 Mummy? See what I made for bunny?
现在没空 No, not now.
嗨，我是阿斯特丽德 你叫什么 Hi, I'm Astrid. What's your name?
维塔 Vita.
这是谁呢 And who's this?
兔兔 Bun-Bun.
我觉得兔兔有了这个小领带看起来非常时髦 Well, I think Bun-Bun looks very dashing with his bow.
你的品味很好 You have a good eye.
谢谢 Thank you.
梁小姐 这边请 Miss Leong, right this way.
很高兴见到你们俩 It's very nice to meet you both.
这些都是从安特卫普来的全新样式 These are all brand-new from Antwerp.
你是第一位看到他们的人 You're the first person I've shown them to.
那些是什么 What are those?
那些 Those?
那些是非常特殊的 Those are very special.
缅甸的珍珠耳环 Burmese pearl drop earrings.
镶嵌着玛瑙翡翠 和鸽子血红宝石 Set with emeralds, and rare pigeon blood-red rubies.
曾经被苏巴拉特佩戴的 They were worn by Queen Supayalat
在1878年 她给自己的加冕礼上佩戴的 at her self-anointed coronation in 1878.
多少钱 How much?
有你佩戴我的作品 Having you wear one of my pieces
是我连买都买不到的宣传 is better publicity than I can buy.
我给你的定价 120万 I'll let them go at cost. 1.2 million.
所以如果你的家人都在这了 So if you have all this family there,
我们为什么还呆在酒店里 why are we staying in a hotel?
中国的乖儿子们 Aren't good Chinese sons
不应该呆在父母身边的吗 supposed to stay with their parents?
因为第一 我不是那么乖的小孩 Well, because A, I'm not that good a son.
第二 And B,
我只想要你在我身边 呆上一小会儿 I just want you to myself, just for a bit.
这样可以吗 That okay?
可以 Okay.
天哪 不可思议 这个机场有蝴蝶花园 God, I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden
还有电影院 and a movie theater.
肯尼迪机场有的只是细菌和绝望 JFK is just salmonella and despair.
阿力 阿力 Nick! Nick!
阿拉明塔 Araminta!
-我好想你 -我也想你 - I missed you. - I missed you, too.
-朱丽 -嗨 - Rachel. - Hi.
他来了 There he is.
终于见到你太棒了 It's so nice to finally meet you.
我见到你也很高兴 It's so nice to meet you, too.
-阿力阿力 -太久没见到了 兄弟 - Nicki-Nick! - It's been too long, brother.
是很久了 欢迎回来 It has been too long. Welcome back.
你们其实没必要来接我们的 You guys didn't have to pick us up.
我们当然要了 必须的 Of course we did. We had to.
我当然要来迎接我最好的哥们儿啦 Of course I had to come welcome my best man properly.
-嗨 朱丽 -你好啊 - Hi, Rachel. - Hello.
终于见到你很棒啊 Oh! Lovely to finally meet you.
也很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you, too.
我们帮你拿行李吧 Shall we? Let me help you with this.
好的 Yes.
-这些是给你的 -我能拿着 - These are for you. - I can grab these.
我知道他们有点太多了 I know they're a bit over-the-top.
我带你们体验当地生活 Let's get you guys localized.
-你饿不饿 -没有不饿的时候 - Are you hungry? - I'm always hungry.
把能看见的都吃了 So let's eat everything we can.
欢迎来到天堂 Welcome to heaven on earth!
我希望你饿了 我都快饿死了 I hope you're hungry. I am bloody starving.
大伙儿 这儿 Guys! Here! Whoo!
跟我来 Come with me.
每一个小摊 Each of these hawker stalls
几乎只卖一种菜 sells pretty much one dish,
他们代代相传 研究怎么更好吃 and they've been perfecting it for generations.
这可能是世界上唯一的 You know, this is one of the only places in the world
能以街头小贩赢得米其林星标的地方 where street food vendors actually earn Michelin stars.
-嘿 你好吗 -叔叔 - Hey! How are you? - Uncle.
好久不见啊我的朋友 Long time no see, my friend.
拿好 谢谢光临 Here you go. Thank you very much, sir.
-看呐 -我的最爱 - Look at this. Look at this. - My favorite.
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这个是给你的 One of those for you.
谢谢 Yes, thank you.
看起来有点恶心啊 Looks a little vomity.
-我的天呐 -是吧 - Oh, my God! - Yes?
我说过了 整个岛上最好的烤肉 I told you. Best satay on the island for sure.
太好吃了 是不 So yummy, isn't it?
好了 开吃吧 大伙儿 All right, dig in, guys. Oh.
省的我忘了 明天我要你帮个忙 Before I forget, I need your help tomorrow.
我要去做个伴郎 I need to do some groomsmen stuff,
我不想一个人和伯纳德泰作伴 and I don't wanna do it alone with Bernard Tai.
我还是不敢相信你让那个家伙 I still cannot believe that you got
做了你的伴郎 that guy to be your groomsman.
谢谢 谢谢 案情陈述完毕 Thank you. Thank you. I rest my case.
明蒂 Minty...
这又不是我能决定的了的 不是我选的他 Well, it wasn't up to me, was it? It's not my choice.
伯纳德就是一个小混蛋 Bernard is the human douche nozzle
在我小时候还偷过我的零花钱 who used to steal my tuck shop money when we were kids.
直到尼克老兄打了他一拳 Until Nicki-Nick beat him up.
-这个吗 -你还打过架吗 - Well... - You beat somebody up?
我只是给了他一拳 I threw a single punch.
我跌在地板上然后那家伙坐在我身上 I fell on the floor and the guy sat on me.
所以说并不算是打架 So, wasn't really much of a fight.
干杯 大家 A toast, guys.
致我的好哥们儿 杨力 虽然连只苍蝇都不敢打 To my best man, Nick Young, who can't fight for nuts,
但是永远挺你的哥们儿 but will always have your back.
-干杯 致婚后生活 - A toast to married life. - To...
-还没有 太早了 -哦天哪 - Not yet! Too early. - Oh, God!
就是下周的这个时间了 Well, this time next week, guys!
我们得好好过一个单身趴体 哥们儿 We gotta get over your bachelor party first, matey.
有这个必要吗 Is that necessary, man? Come on!
朱丽 我知道我们刚刚见面 Listen, Rachel, I know we've only just met,
但是这个周末是我的单身派对 but it's my bachelorette party this weekend,
我真的很希望你能来 and I would love for you to come.
那太棒了 That'll be amazing.
-太谢谢了 -很好 - Thank you so much! - Good! Good!
-我难道不再是你们其中一员了吗 -谢了老兄 - Am I out of the picture? - Thanks, man.
我难道真的落队了吗 Am I totally out of the picture?
是啊 我用伯纳德取代了你 Yes, I've replaced you with Bernard.
去你的吧 Screw that man!
同时 我还要说 Also, I have to say,
我记不得上一次看到阿力像这样是什么时候了 I can't remember the last time I saw Nick like this.
搞笑了 That's funny, though.
他回家很开心而已啦 He's just happy to be home.
是啊 他回家很开心而已啦 Oh, yeah, he's just happy to be home.
和你一起回家 With you.
你的老爸会成为你的死穴 Your dad will be the death of you.
我爸会是我的死期 My dad will be the death of me.
哦 干杯 Oh, cheers to that.
伙计们 我们要挖下去 Guys, we have to dig in
因为这只螃蟹不会吃了它自己的 'cause this crab is not gonna eat itself.
为什么我要先尝 What should I try first?
-尝尝这个 谢谢 -你想吃吗 - Try some of this. Thank you. - Do you want some of this?
-它很辣 -它很辣 - It's really spicy. - It is really spicy.
杨力在新加坡 Nick's in Singapore!
很开心能回家 It's good to be home.
-迈克尔回来了吗 -还没有 女士 - Is Michael here? - Not yet, ma'am.
你们的儿子醒了 他想见你 Also, your son woke up. He wants to see you.
好的 All right.
你知道怎么做 快点 You know what to do. Quickly.
不好意思 我在开会走不开 I'm sorry. Got stuck in a meeting.
没关系 我明白 It's okay. I get it.
但是别忘了 But don't forget,
婚礼庆典周三开始 wedding festivities start on Wednesday,
所以下周不要再有急事 so no emergencies next week.
我知道了 I know.
不想和你的家人 他们的朋友 Wouldn't dream of missing a second
错过每一秒钟 with your family and their friends.
不要这样 没有这么糟糕 Come on, it won't be all bad.
杨力和他的新女友会来的 Nick and his new girlfriend will be there.
你会喜欢她的 You'll like her.
哦 真的吗 Oh, yeah?
为什么 因为她和我一样是个普通人吗 Why? 'Cause she's a commoner like me?
你知道这不是我的意思 You know that's not what I meant.
你知道 我觉得我抓住了一个女佣 You know, I thought I caught the maids
想把一双jimmy choo的鞋子藏到烘干机后面 trying to shove a pair of Jimmy Choos behind a dryer.
对 我不知道你为什么 Yeah, I don't know why you bother
总是不让我看见你买的东西 trying to hide your shopping from me.
你可以买任何你想要的东西 You can buy whatever you want.
我明白 另外 每个人都知道 I get it. Besides, everybody knows
家里很有钱 you wear the money pants in this family.
你高估裤子了 Pants are overrated.
哦 我也给你买了东西 Oh, I got you something, too.
庆祝你开始创业 To celebrate the launch of your startup.
我知道你不喜欢贵的礼物 I know you don't like expensive gifts,
但是你再也不是军队里的军官了 but you're not a captain in the army anymore.
你是首席执行官 你穿的应该像它 You're a CEO. You should look the part.
我 I...
我爱你 谢谢 I love it. Thank you.
几点了 What time is it?
早上 Morning.
恐怕是时候我要做一个伴郎应该做的事了 I'm afraid it's time for me to do some groomsman duties.
待在床上 Stay in bed.
你待在这里 我把早餐给你拿过来 You stay here. I'll get you a breakfast tray.
你知道吗 我也应该起床 You know what? I should get up, too.
我答应林皮克今天和她见面 I told Peik Lin I would meet up with her today.
呃 一个小的大学聚会 Ah, a little college reunion.
别忘了 今晚在阿妈家吃晚饭 But don't forget. Dinner at Ah Ma's tonight.
家里的人都会去的 The whole family's gonna be there.
-好的 -我等不及要把你介绍给大家了 - Yes. - I can't wait to show you off.
Hubba, hubba.
我怎么能拒绝 How can I resist?
唔嘎唔嘎 Ooga-ooga.
你故意带上眼镜的 You put those glasses on on purpose.
纽约在家里 New York in the house!
耶 耶 Yeah! Yeah!
林皮克 Peik Lin!
怎么了 婊子 耶 What up, bitch? Yeah!
哦 我的天 你看起来好漂亮 Oh, my God! You look amazing.
我知道 有些东西是不会改变的 对吗 I know. Some things never change, right?
这个地方太好了 And this is quite a place.
阿斯特 范德堡 洛克菲勒 Astor! Vanderbilt! Rockefeller!
淘气的孩子们 不要叫了 Naughty, naughty boys. Stop barking.
-嘿 丽秋 -嗨 - Hey, Rachel! - Hi!
新加坡很热 快进来享受一下空调吧 快进来 Singapore is so hot. Come in and enjoy the aircon. Come on.
全家人都迫不及待地想见见你 Whole family waiting to meet you. Very excited.
丽秋 欢迎 欢迎 Rachel, welcome, welcome.
哇哦 我天 Wow! Oh, my gosh!
你的房子太漂亮了 吴女士 Your house is amazing, Mrs. Goh.
叫我阿姨就行了 尼纳阿姨 Call me Auntie. Auntie Neenah.
不好意思 尼纳阿姨 Sorry. Auntie Neenah.
哦 没事 Oh, yeah.
我们受 We were inspired by
凡尔赛宫镜厅和 the Hall of Mirrors in Versailles.
唐纳德川普浴室的启发 And Donald Trump's bathroom.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
你喜欢吗 You like it or not?
哦 喜欢 这些金色特别棒 Oh, yes. The gold is very brilliant.
朱丽秋 我们很感激 Rachel Chu, we are so grateful
你帮助我们把我的 for all the help you have given
林皮克带回来 my Peik Lin back in her uni days.
我的意思是 没有你 她可能会出丑 I mean, without you, she would be a hot mess.
哦 我天 不 事实上 Oh, my God, no. Actually,
如果不是为了她 我会出大乱子的 if it wasn't for her, I'd be a big mess.
她在大学里帮了我很大的忙 She was a huge help to me in college.
很高兴认识你 吴先生 It's nice to meet you, Mr. Goh.
很高兴认识你 朱 Nice to meet you, too, Chu.
库库 库 朱 你 Ku-ku. Ku-Chu. You. Poo-poo.
不 我就是开个玩笑 No, I'm just kidding.
我没有口音 I don't have an accent.
我只是在和你闹着玩 I'm just messing with you.
不 我也在加州州立大学上学 No, I studied in the States, too.
对 加州州立大学富勒顿分校 Yeah, Cal State Fullerton.
-我主修思想 -恩 - I majored in Thought. - Mmm.
不用太客气了 丽秋 Don't stand on ceremony, Rachel.
只是一些简单的食物 This is simple food, lah.
快点 快点 不要害羞 Ah, cha, cha, cha! Don't be shy.
-哦 谢谢 -你不是模特 - Oh. Thank you. - You're not a model.
我不是 I'm definitely not.
不 你不是 你绝对不是 你离着模特远着呢 No, you're not. Not at all. Far from it.
我知道 I know.
确保你把这些都吃了 Make sure you eat it all.
因为我在看着你 'Cause I'm watching you.
-好的 谢谢 -好的 - Okay, thank you. - Okay, yeah.
-啊 爸爸 我们可以去蹦床了吗 -去蹦床 - Ah Pa, can we go trampoline? - ...go trampoline?
你还没有吃完你的鸡块呢 亲爱的 You haven't finished your nuggets yet, sweetie.
好 在美国有 Okay, there's a lot of children
很多饥饿的儿童 对吗 starving in America, right?
我的意思是 看着她 她是个美国人 对不 I mean, take a look at her. She's American, huh?
真瘦 你想变成那样吗 Really skinny. You wanna look like that?
不 No.
那就吃你的鸡块 Then eat your nuggets!
所以 丽秋 你在美国是做什么工作的 So, Rachel, what you do in America?
-我是个经济学教授 -哇哦 - I'm an economics professor. - Wow.
太厉害了 经济学教授 对吗 Very impressive. Econ professor, eh?
哇哦 你一定很聪明 真为你感到高兴 Wow, you must be very smart. Good for you.
让我来把事情理清 Let me get this straight.
你们俩个在一个学校 You both went to the same school,
一个人带着有用的学位回来了 yet someone came back with a degree that's useful.
而另一个人作为亚洲艾伦回来了 And the other one came back as Asian Ellen.
嘿 PT Psst, P.T.
看这里 Look over here.
她很火辣 She's a hottie.
这才是你应该约的女孩 This is the kind of girl you should date.
聪明 漂亮 不像那些韩国女戏子 Smart, beautiful. Not those like K-Pop skanks
眼大无脑屁股小 with no brain, big eyes and small backsides.
以吴氏标准来看 She has an amazing backside.
她的臀部很丰满 This is Goh standard.
别不好意思 跟她聊聊 Don't be shy. Just talk to her.
我爱你 I love you.
呃 不是这样 Okay. No, just, uh...
爸 她男朋友也来了 Pa, she's here with her boyfriend.
只要没结婚 一切皆有可能 I don't see no ring on her finger.
我的男朋友他其实 Well, my boyfriend's actually
是新加坡人 所以我们才会来这 from Singapore and that's why we're here.
我们来这是要参加他好朋友的婚礼 We're here to go to his best friend's wedding,
他做首席伴郎 where he's gonna be the best man.
- 嗯 - 他叫什么 - Hmm. - What's his name?
咱们是个微型国家 也许咱们认识他们家 This is a very small island. Maybe we know his family.
它的名字叫杨力 His name is Nick Young.
你交往的那个阿力就是杨力 The Nick you're dating is Nick Young?
她的好朋友 His best friend...
柯林科霍请你们去参加他的婚礼鸭 You're invited to Colin Khoo's wedding, ah?
对呀 你们是不是认识他 Yeah. You guys know them or something?
必须认识 Hells yeah.
科霍家族和杨氏家族 The Khoos, the Youngs...
我的意思是 谁不知道他们啊 I mean, who doesn't know who they are?
他们是全新加坡 They're just the biggest developers...
最大的开发商 ...in all of Singapore.
还有马来西亚 泰国 文莱 新墨西哥 And Malaysia, Thailand, Brunei, New Mexico.
他懂了 She gets it.
柯林和阿拉明塔的婚礼 Colin and Araminta's wedding
就像新加坡的世纪盛典 is Singapore's event of the century.
杨氏家族简直就像是贵族 The Youngs are like royalty.
你都不知道吗 她不知道吗 Did you not know? Does she not know?
你为什么从没提过鸭 Why you never say before?
快说说他们都什么样 Tell, tell, what are they like?
我真不认识他们 I don't really know what they're...
我还没见过他们 今晚我会见到他们 I haven't met them yet. I'm gonna meet them tonight.
我要去尼克的祖母家 I'm going to Nick's grandma's house.
你去尼克的祖母家 就穿这个 You're going to Nick's grandma's house wearing this?
就穿那个 Wearing that?
不行 绝对不行 No way. No way.
我觉得红色不是喜庆的颜色吗 Yeah, I thought red was a lucky color, right?
对 如果你是一个信封 叮 一下就搞定那可以 Yeah. If you're an envelope. Zing! Nailed it!
叮 Zing!
丽秋 这些人可不是有钱 好吗 Rachel, these people aren't just rich, okay?
他们是狂有钱 看 They're crazy rich. Look.
亚洲到处都是暴发户 There's new money all over Asia.
北京有亿万富翁 We got the Beijing billionaires,
台湾有商业大亨 the Taiwan tycoons...
但是杨氏家族他们祖上就富有 But the Young family, they're old-money rich.
在1800年 他们离开中国的时候就很富有 They had money when they left China in the 1800s.
他们一路南下来到这里 And they went all the way down here.
不是那 是这 Not there... Here.
他们来到了新加坡 They came to Singapore
那时除了丛林和养猪的什么都没有 when there was nothing but jungle and pig farmers.
就是亚当夏娃那会儿 There was a snake here, eating an apple.
你明白我的意思吗 所有这些都是他们创造的 You know what I mean? And they built all of this.
现在他们是这世界上 Now, they're the landlords
物价最贵的城市的地主 接着 of the most expensive city in the world. Here you go.
他们非常奢侈 又势利眼 他们简直是奢利眼 These people are so posh and snobby, they're snoshy.
拿着 Here you go.
嗯 但是杨力不是那样 Yeah, but Nick's not like that.
就算他不是奢利眼 我肯定他的家族是 Even if he isn't, I guarantee you the family is.
所以今晚 Which is why tonight,
你不能看着像小美人鱼中的 you need to not look like Sebastian
塞巴斯蒂安 of The Little Mermaid.
就是那只小螃蟹 You know, the little crab guy?
看那个人 他都要睡着了 Look at this guy, he's sleeping.
赶紧的 Come on,
这条路不是给你奶奶散步走的 this isn't your grandma's road.
真他妈的 God damn it!
谢谢你开车送我 Thank you for driving me.
不用 这是我一睹杨氏家族豪宅 Duh. This is like my one chance to see
- 的好机会 - 嗯 - the Young family mansion. - Mmm.
在下一个路口 At the next intersection,
调头 make a U-turn.
调头 Make a U-turn.
你确定给我的地址正确吗 Are you sure you gave me the right address?
导航上显示 什么都没有 The GPS says there's, like, nothing here.
真的 什么都没有 Like, literally nothing.
我不明白咱们怎么来这了 I don't know why we're here.
可是我输入的就是那个地址 I mean, I put in the exact address.
- 你用复制粘贴的了 - 对 - You copied and you pasted it? - Yeah.
你复制粘贴的 丛林 吗 Did you just copy and paste "jungle"
然后就这么输进去了 and just kind of threw it in there?
- 不是 地址是 - 因为我感觉那个 - No. This is the address... - Because I feel like that's...
你实际上用的 好了行了 You actually used the... Okay! All right.
这真是 呃 嗨 那么咱们就 That's a... Uh, hi! So we'll just...
你好 先生 Hello, sir. How are you?
我们来参加聚会 我们 We're here for the party, and we're...
我们无意冒犯 We come in peace.
你知道杨氏家族住在哪吗 Do you know where the Young family house is?
杨力 我是朱丽秋 Nicholas Young? I'm Rachel Chu.
我来参加他们家的晚宴 I'm here to go to his family dinner.
如果有客人名单的话 找找丽秋朱 Uh, Rachel Chu for the list. If there is a list.
他要叫人了 他要叫人了 He's on the phone. He's on the phone.
那个是刺刀步枪吗 真是刺刀步枪 Is that a gun knife? It's a knife gun.
太好了 他的小伙伴来了 见到你很高 Okay, and there's a friend. Hi! Very nice to...
可以进去了 那我们进去了 OK We can go through? We're going through? Okay.
- 别扎我的车 - OK - Don't stab the car. - Okay.
OK OK 谢谢 再见 Okay, okay. Thank you, bye!
哦 老天 真漂亮 Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
漂亮 那可是价值2亿的地产 Beautiful? It's 200 mil worth of real estate.
简直是壮观好不好 It's spectacular.
乖乖 丽秋 他就就像亚洲版的单身贵族 Damn, Rachel. He's like the Asian Bachelor.
谢了 兄弟 Thanks, brother.
晚上好 我的美人儿 Hello, gorgeous.
哇哦 我想我刚刚又 Wow! I think I've just fallen in love with you
爱上你了一次 all over again.
丽秋 Rachel!
我也很想你 I missed you, too.
- 嗯 - 今天早上你都干嘛了 - Yeah? - What did you get up to?
噗呲噗呲 丽秋 Psst! Rachel!
噢 这是我的朋友林佩克 Oh, uh, this is my friend, Peik Lin.
你好啊 侬好 - Hi, there. - Howdy.
非常感谢你送丽秋过来 Thank you very much for bringing Rachel.
小意思 Oh, no worries.
要不要进来吃个便饭 Do you wanna stop by for some dinner?
- 嗯 我不能不识好歹 - 没事的 - Oh, no, I couldn't impose. - No, it's not a problem.
- 晚饭我已经有计划了 - 真的 我们 - I had some dinner plans. - Seriously, we've got...
好的 我绝逼要进去吃饭 Yeah, I'll fucking come to dinner.
- 我很想你 - 真的 - I missed you. - Did you?
- 是的 - 你今天过的怎么样 - Yes. - How was your day?
很有趣 我见到了 It was fun! I got to meet
佩克的全家还有她的狗狗 Peik Lin's whole family, her dog.
这件不行 Nope.
你车里还准备酒会礼服 You have a cocktail dress in your trunk?
我又不是野人 丽秋 I'm not an animal, Rachel.
我以为这只是一个家庭聚会 I thought this was just a family thing.
我奶奶今晚还邀请了她的一些朋友过来 My grandmother's invited some of her friends over tonight.
她的昙花快要开了 所以才这样 Her tan huas are blooming. It's a whole thing.
你准备好了吗 You ready for this?
噢 玛德 尼克 这可是个派对啊 好样的 Oh, damn, Nick. It's a party though. Okay.
洗手间就在楼上 The good bathrooms are up the stairs,
你可以在里面换衣服 and you can get changed in there.
OK 好 我会找到的 谢啦 Okay, good, I'll find it. Thank you.
当你说你是在你奶奶家里 You know, when you said you grew up
长大的时候 in your grandma's house,
我想的可不是这种情形 I wasn't expecting this.
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 不 不 那是用来洗手的 Oh, no, no. Those are for your fingers.
- 谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you very much. - Thank you.
我知道这有点夸张 A little bit much, I know.
这房子太辉煌了 I mean, this place is gorgeous.
外面连绵不断的山丘 And like the rolling green hills.
外面的可是武装警卫啊 I mean, there are armed guards out there.
还有只大老虎 And a giant tiger.
好吧 Okay.
这是华日茂先生 That is Mr. Harimau.
当年它跑进来我们家的时候 Now, my great-grandfather actually shot him
可是我曾祖母开枪杀死的 when he ran into the house.
但是我和阿斯特丽德 我们以前会把烟藏在它的爪子里呢 But Astrid and I, we used to hide cigarettes in his paws.
你想现在就过去吗 Do you wanna head in?
事实上 我想先带你 Actually, I wanted to bring you over
- 去见一下我妈妈 - 噢 - to my mum first. - Oh.
来嘛 Come on.
妈 Mum.
你需要去修一下头发了 披头散发的 You need a haircut. So unkempt.
你看起来风尘仆仆的 And you look tired from your trip.
我去叫厨师给你做点药汤吧 I'm gonna ask the cook to make you some herbal soup.
我晚点叫人送去酒店给你 I'll send it to the hotel later.
妈妈 这是朱丽秋 Mum, this is Rachel Chu.
哦 我的天啊 和高兴认识你 杨太太 Oh, my gosh! I'm so happy to meet you, Mrs. Young.
还是叫阿姨呢 Or Auntie. Right?
我还在学习这边的称呼习惯 I'm learning the lingo.
很高兴终于认识你 I'm very glad to finally meet you, too.
很抱歉尼克的父亲不能来 And I'm sorry Nick's father couldn't be here.
他到上海出差了 He was called to business in Shanghai.
我已经告诉过丽秋 爸爸很忙 I told Rachel when duty calls, Dad answers.
没办法 As it should be.
尼克还告诉我你是名教授呢 Nick tells me you're a professor, too.
你教的是什么 What do you teach?
呃 我教经济 Um, I teach economics.
她可是才华横溢的 纽约大学最年轻的教授 And she's brilliant. NYU's youngest faculty member.
经济啊... So, economics...
听起来挺有挑战性的 Sounds challenging.
你父母也是搞学术的吗 Are your parents academics as well?
不 我爸早在我出生之前就过世了 No. Well, my dad actually died before I was born,
而我妈妈没有度过大学 and my mom didn't even go to college.
当初她移民到美国的时候 She actually hardly spoke any English
基本上都不会讲英语 when she immigrated to the United States.
她在当服务员赚钱养家糊口的同时 But she worked really hard, and she studied,
很努力的工作和学习 and she earned her real estate license
最终也拿证当上了房屋中介 while she was waiting tables to support us.
现在 她总是喜欢说 Now, she likes to say
她是顶尖的房产中介 that she's Flushing's top real estate broker.
独立自强的女性 她一定是很为你感到自豪了 Self-made woman. She must be so proud of you.
她知道 我对经济学的满腔热情 Well, she knows that I'm passionate about what I do,
她一直都希望我能忠于内心 and she's always wanted that for me.
追求自我 真是美派作风 Pursuing one's passion. How American.
你妈妈思想还挺开明的 Well, your mother's very open-minded,
我们这可不一样 not like here,
这里的父母都热衷于 where parents are obsessed
规划好子女的人生 with shaping the life of their children.
是时候吃完饭了 That's dinner.
你们先去吧 Go ahead.
我等会就来 I'll be out in a minute.
丽秋 很高兴认识你 Rachel, it was lovely meeting you.
谢谢 我也很高兴认识你 Thank you. You, too.
好啦 她讨厌我 Okay, she hates me.
她属于慢热性 She takes a little minute to warm up,
- 她会喜欢上你的 -慢热 - but we'll get there. - A minute?
- 尼克 丽秋 - 阿斯特丽德 - Nicki! Rachel! - Astrid.
嘿 很高兴看见你哦 Hey. Good to see you.
很高兴你们都来了 I'm so glad you could make it.
- 迈克 - 尼克 - Michael. - Nick.
阿斯特丽德 很高兴见到张熟悉的脸 Astrid. So good to see a face I know.
这是我的丈夫 迈克 This is my husband, Michael.
很高兴认识你 久仰大名啊 Nice to meet you. Heard so much about you.
很高兴认识你 迈克 Nice to meet you, Michael.
嘿 太子爷回归啦 尼克 Hey, the golden boy's back! Nick!
那你肯定就是丽秋了 And you must be Rachel.
我是爱迪生程 这是我的妻子 I'm Edison Cheng. This is my wife.
- 嗨 我是... - 她叫菲奥纳 - Hi. I'm... - Her name is Fiona.
看来你已经见过阿斯特丽德公主了 So I see you've already met Princess Astrid
还有她的兵哥哥 迈克 and her little soldier toy-boy, Mikey.
迈克可是新兴科技大鳄呢 You know, Mikey is a big-shot tech startup guy.
如果你忘记了密码 So if you forget your password,
找他就行了 he's your man.
是台湾塑胶大王徐家的人吗 So you're from the Taiwan plastic Chus, right?
我揍他一拳吗 就一拳 Can I punch him in the face? Just once.
多揍几下都可以 Take a number.
我还在像往常以来缩在角落了 要香槟吗 I'll be in my usual corner. Champagne?
谢谢 Thank you.
你给丽秋做好心理准备了吗 面对你家那群豺狼了吗 So, have you prepped Rachel to face the wolves?
丽秋可是个纽约客呢 Rachel is a New Yorker.
她的工作就是教00后呢 She lectures millennials for a living.
我觉得她应对我家人不成问题 I think she'll manage our family.
你离开很久了 You've been away too long.
不好意思暂停一下 Okay, sorry, time out.
那你是台湾楚家的人吗 So you're not from a Taiwan Chu family?
不是 Nope.
香港电信巨头楚氏 Hong Kong telecom Chus?
不是 No.
马来西亚的做包装花生的楚氏吗 Malaysian packing peanut Chus?
有这种生意的吗 Is that really a thing?
- 是啊 这到处都是呢 - 我要打断你了 - Yeah, it's everywhere. - I'm gonna stop you there
因为我要带她四处转转 because I'm gonna take her on the rounds.
- 不过 我们等会会回来的 - 别啊 子啊等会嘛 - We'll be back, though. - No, wait. Hang on.
中国的面食世家的楚氏 丽秋 China instant noodle Chus. Rachel,
你是哪个处朱家的人啊 Chu are you?
呃 我们走吧 Ugh. Let's go.
这是阿利克斯阿姨 而是这是费莉西蒂阿姨 This is Auntie Alix and Auntie Felicity.
嗨 很高兴认识你们 Hi! It's so nice to meet you.
我从来没参加过昙花派对呢 I've never been to a tan hua party before.
为了办派对 我们喜欢一切的借口 We love any excuse to throw a soiree.
你的父母好客吗 Do your parents like to entertain?
哦 不好意思 你是单亲家庭的孩子 Oh. I'm sorry. Your mother's single.
是啊 Yup.
杰奎琳阿姨 Auntie Jacqueline.
她是我父母最铁的密友之一 One of my parents' oldest friends.
事实上我和尼克的父亲是在剑桥认识的 I actually met Nick's father at Cambridge.
令尊是哪行的 So, what line of work is your father in?
我爸早在我出生起就去世了 Oh, my father died before I was born.
但他生前是在中国打工的 But he was a factory worker in China.
是在陈零 This is Ling Cheh,
是我的奶奶 my old nanny.
听着 现在是我们需要齐心协力的时刻 Look, now's the time we need all hands on deck.
求你 求你了 帮我这个忙 Please, please, just do me this favor.
谢谢 再见 Thank you. Bye-bye.
他们开始打扫了 They started clearing away dinner.
你的最爱 Your favorites.
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道的 如果你办公室需要人手 You know if you need bodies at the office,
我随时都可以去帮你 I could always come in and help out.
迷人的 阿斯特丽德 梁 The glamorous Astrid Leong
- 做助手的工作 - 嗯 - working as an assistant? - Mmm-hmm.
等等 阿拉明塔的单身派对是不是明天 Wait, isn't Araminta's bachelorette party tomorrow?
所以这将会是完美的逃离派对的理由 And this will be the perfect excuse to get out of it.
谢谢你 真的 Thank you. Really.
但是我已经处理好所有事情了 But I've got everything covered.
好的 Okay.
我忘了给你拿叉子 I forgot to get you a fork.
没关系 你在这吧 我去拿 It's okay, you stay. I'll go get it.
迈克尔 我觉得办公室联系你了 Michael, I think it's the office.
我的天啊 阿力 我不敢相信我刚做了什么 Oh, my God! Nick, I can't believe I just did that.
没关系 我觉得大家都没有注意到 It's fine. I don't think anybody even noticed.
我觉得我开了奶奶的玩笑 I think I freaked out your nanny...
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
真的抱歉 So sorry.
没关系 不要担心 It's fine, don't worry about it.
能给我一张纸巾吗 Can I have a tissue please?
快去 快去换一件 我来陪着丽秋 Go, go. Get changed. I'll keep Rachel company.
谢啦 奥利 他会照顾好你的 Thank you, Oli. You're in good hands.
给我两分钟 我去换一下 Give me two minutes. I'll change.
抱歉 Sorry.
你好 我是丽秋 Hi, I'm Rachel.
我知道 Oh, I know.
丽秋 丽秋 Rachel! Rachel!
我听说你以为阿妈是厨子 I heard you thought Ah Ma was the cook!
往好处想 你可是派对的讨论中心 On the bright side, you're the talk of the party.
大家都喜欢你的裙子 People like your dress.
我也喜欢 Oh, I did that.
- 噢 - 我懂 - Oh. - I know!
简直是 70年代的时髦女神 Such a chic '70s goddess.
我懂 I know.
非常的迪斯科克莉奥帕特拉 当然是褒义上的 It's very disco Cleopatra, but in a good way.
完全和我想得一样 That's exactly what I was going for.
是吗 奥利弗 Oh, well. Oliver.
- 你好 - 我喜欢你的鞋子 - Hi. - I like your shoes.
谢谢 我是林佩克 干杯 Oh, thank you. I'm Peik Lin. Ditto.
- 干杯 - 请便 - Cheers. - There you go.
天哪 他们真可爱 Gosh, these are lovely.
是耳夹 谢谢 They're clip-ons. Thank you.
真的吗 Are they? Oh, wow!
所以 奥利弗 你也是表亲 So, Oliver, are you a cousin, too?
嗯 是 但我是关系不太好的一个 Mmm. Well, I'm one of the poorer relations.
家里的害群之马 The rainbow sheep of the family.
但是我让我自己变得有用 But I make myself useful.
不管杨力他们想要什么 我都能实现 Whatever the Youngs want, I procure.
金色锦鲤 黄花梨家具 Golden koi fish, Huanghuali furniture.
稀有的柬埔寨宫贡 A rare Cambodian gong.
为什么他们会想要吗柬埔寨宫贡 Why would they want to buy a rare Cambodian gong?
因为他们有能力 Because they can.
阿妈没两周都会把你们的衣服 Ah Ma insists all your clothes be washed
清洗 叠好 and pressed every two weeks.
这一件 This one.
所有的东西都和我走前一样 Everything is exactly as I left it.
找你的雪茄吗 Looking for your cigars?
我好几年前就扔了 I had them thrown out years ago.
什么都逃不过你的眼睛 Never could get anything past you, could I?
我一直跟阿妈说把你的东西挪走 I keep telling Ah Ma to put your things away,
但是她说这间房子 but she says this room
会让她觉得你还在这里 makes her feel like you're still here.
去年你还没有搬回来时 Well, I got an earful
我听她说的都烦了 when you didn't move back last year.
你爸爸和我 Your father and I were really
都很想你回来 looking forward to having you home.
他不再年轻了 He's not getting any younger.
有你在身边 With you onboard,
也许他能时不时休息休息 maybe he'll take a day off once in a while.
我知道 妈妈 I know, Mum.
我只是 还没准备好 I'm just not ready yet.
纽约的事情我想要把他做完 There's things in New York that I wanna see through.
而且我非常开心我中遇见到了丽秋 Well, I'm happy I finally met Rachel.
她很令人印象深刻 She is very impressive.
我也这么认为 I think so, too.
我觉得你会觉得激动的 I thought you might be excited
因为这个我第一次带回来的女孩 that the first girl that I bring home
是一位华裔教授 is a Chinese professor.
美籍华裔 Chinese American.
你知道吗 把她带回来 You know, bringing her home,
在这个大型家庭聚会上介绍她 introducing her at a large family gathering,
有些人会说 some people may say...
当他们说一些我和丽秋的话时 When there's something to say about Rachel and me
你一定会第一个听说 you'll be first to hear.
但是有些事 是我需要自己解决的 But some things I need to figure out on my own.
你是说了个美国谚语吗 Is that an American accent I'm hearing?
我看起来怎么样 How do I look?
完美 Perfect.
大家注意了 Everyone! Everyone!
昙花一现 非常罕见 The tan hua plants very rarely bloom,
甚至只有晚上才能看到 and even then only at night.
昙花美的壮观 但稍纵即逝 Their beauty is spectacular but fleeting.
清晨时 他们就会消失 By dawn, they'll be gone.
请看 Come. Come.
有人忘记穿内衣了 Oh, someone forgot to wear a bra.
彭凯蒂 阿利斯泰尔表兄的新女友 是个演员 Kitty Pong. Cousin Alistair's latest flame. An actress.
有个流言 她曾经拍过色情杂志 两个女孩 分一碗面 Rumor is, she was in a porno. Two Girls, One Cup of Noodles.
你知道吗 我比我想象中的更喜欢 You know, I thought I would like that more than I did.
- 书里的更好 - 嗯 - The book was much better. - Mmm-hmm.
是我的错觉吗 还是大家都在盯着我看 Is it just me or are people staring at me?
他们就是嫉妒 你抓住了王子的心 Oh, they're just jealous. You nabbed the crown prince.
阿力的阿妈的最爱 能继承她的一切 Nicki is Ah Ma's favorite, in line to inherit everything.
产生竞争一点不奇怪 No surprise there when that's the competition.
说到贵妇 Oh, speaking of the grande dame...
你在这儿 There you are.
我到处找你 I've been looking all over for you.
你准备好见我祖母了吗 You ready to meet my grandmother?
阿妈 Ah Ma...
看 他们全开了 Look, they're in full bloom.
阿力能回来真好 It's so nice having Nick back home.
但是他看起来不一样了 But he seems different.
孩子们一旦离开家太久 When children are away from home too long,
他们就忘了自己是谁 they forget who they are.
怎样 狂欢吧 What's up? Let's jam!
丽秋 你能来真好 Rachel! So happy you're here. Oh!
天啊 你这件盖普 看起来太棒了 Oh, my God. Your Gap look, brilliant.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 让她跟我来 - 哦 等下 - She's coming with me. - Uh, hold on.
亲一下 36小时哦 拜拜 Kiss. 36 hours. Bye.
- 明蒂 给我一块 - 好 好 好 - Minty, one piece please. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
根本没在听 Not listening at all.
那么 让我来把你介绍给我的朋友们 So, I'm gonna intro you to my posse.
我们要飞去我妈妈在苏门答腊的度假胜地了 We're flying to my mom's resort in Sumatra.
她让整个地方都禁止外人入内了 只为我们作乐 She's closed down the whole place just for us.
我们可要痛痛快快的玩一场 We're gonna have so much fun.
来 认识认识女孩们 女孩们 这是朱丽秋 Come on, meet the girls. Girls, this is Rachel Chu.
所以你让伯纳德全权组织 So you let Bernard Tai organize all of this?
对啊 Yeah.
伯纳德 Bernard.
走着瞧 混蛋 This is for you, asshole.
蒂娜 蒂尼 双胞胎在屋里呢 Tina! Tini! The twins are in the house!
真开心你能来 近来如何啊 I'm so glad you made it! How are you?
当一个杀手以配对的身份来的时候 It's easy to make a killer entrance
很容易被放进来 when you come as a matching set.
你好 还没见过 我是阿曼达玲 Hi, we haven't met. I'm Amanda Ling.
你好 我叫朱丽秋 Hi, I'm Rachel Chu.
哦 你就是杨力的朋友 Oh, you're Nick Young's friend.
- 对 - 在这风言风语传的快 - Yeah. - Word gets around fast here.
你是纽约大学的教师 是吗 You're a professor at NYU, right?
是的 呃 你呢 Yes. Um, what about you?
我是名律师 总法律顾问 Oh, I'm a lawyer. General counsel
专门给杨氏家族集团做咨询的 to the Young Family Corporation, actually.
真令人印象深刻 That's very impressive.
也没有啦 还好吧 旧时代的裙带关系才爬上来的 Mmm. Nah. Just good, old-fashioned nepotism.
我跟阿力和柯林一起长大的 是世交 I grew up with Nick and Colin. We're family friends.
认识你很开心 朱丽秋 It's nice to meet you, Rachel Chu.
女士们 来啊 五分钟内就起飞了 Ladies, come on. We're wheels up in five.
来吗 Let's do this?
走吧 Let's go.
好的 Yeah!
我只想跟我的儿子们一起过个周末 All I wanted was a weekend away with my boys.
来电啤酒 可能加点橄榄球运动 And some beer. Maybe some rugby.
别担心 不管发生什么 肯定是好事 Don't worry. It's gonna be great, whatever happens.
对 Yeah.
咱们来生几个小孩吧 Let's make some babies!
我不这么认为 I don't think it will be.
是个混蛋都能策划一个正常的单身派对 Any asshole can plan a normal stag party.
妓女 毒品 斗狗 Hookers, drugs, dog-fighting.
那是小联盟的狗屁套路 That's minor league shit.
只有巨大的混蛋 To organize a party this massive...
才能组织这么大规模的趴体 Takes a massive asshole.
可得是个他妈的大机灵鬼 ...takes a goddamn mastermind.
这个趴体到底在哪 Where exactly is this party?
就在那 It's right there.
活见鬼了 Bloody hell!
你看见了么 Did you just see that?
天呐 阿力 你担心什么呢 Oh, my God, Nick. What are you worried about?
你又不是非得让瑞秋开心 You don't have to keep Rachel happy.
她来这多幸运啊 She's just lucky to be here.
说得好 埃迪 Nice, Eddie.
怎么 Oh, what?
所以我们要假装这不是事实 So we're gonna pretend like that's not the truth?
我们现在是在某个我没听过的 Are we in some kind of fairy tale story
类似童话故事的世界里吗 that I don't know about?
你是在半夜找着一只鞋了么 Did you find a shoe at midnight
然后跳到南瓜地里了 and jump in a pumpkin?
我取菲奥娜已经有一堆烂事了 Yo, I got so much shit about marrying Fiona,
她的父母还拥有着 and her parents own
香港最大的航运公司 the biggest shipping company in Hong Kong.
阿拉明塔很可爱 但是你认为 Hey, Araminta's adorable, but you think your dad
如果她父母没有身价十亿的连锁独家酒店 would be spending millions on this wedding
你爸会花几百万在婚礼上吗 if her parents didn't own a billion-dollar resort chain?
丽秋有什么 What's Rachel bringing to the table?
哦 小奶头 Oh! Small tits!
不值得 哥们 他们喝大了 Hey. It's not worth it, man. They're drunk.
兄弟们 太无聊了 按摩时间到了 Hey, guys, this is boring. Massage time.
还有你 那个单身汉 And you, the bachelor,
这周末结束之前 你得找到一个 you're gonna get one before this weekend is over.
要不我们就把你绑起来刮胡子 刮得你咕咕叫 Or we're gonna tie you up and shave your coo coo chara.
咕咕叫 Coo coo chara!
来 试试这个 Hey, come try this.
我们必须得下这艘贼船 We have to get off this ship.
欢迎来到天堂 Welcome to paradise.
这就是轮回岛 This is Samsara Island.
这个周末 只有姐妹情 This weekend is about sisterhood
与我们所有的美好相关 and connecting with the divine in all of us.
所以 我希望你们都能找到属于你们的极乐 So, I hope you'll all find your bliss,
从这个精品时装店的 starting with an all-paid shopping spree
全免费购物狂潮开始吧 at the fashion boutique!
来吧 来吧 Come on! Come on!
婊子 我先看见这件的 Bitch, I saw this first!
你的奶头就像乒乓球一样大 But you have ping pong tits!
你那蚊子咬出来的就好了么 What about your mosquito bites?
- 才不是 - 你心里有数 - No! - You know it's true!
还有一分钟 能拿多少是多少啊 One more minute! You keep what you can carry.
是啊 没有人比富人更喜欢免费的东西了 Yeah, no one loves free stuff more than rich people.
就要一个裙子么 Just the one dress for you?
我不想抢短胳膊 I don't wanna lose an arm.
好吧 以防万一 Ooh. Well, in that case,
再摸一下 one last touch.
阿力真是幸运 Well, isn't Nick a lucky guy.
时间到 Time's up!
下一站 spa Next stop... Spa!
你是个天才 你知道的 是不是 You're a genius. You know that, right?
男宾是干什么的 What's a best man for?
飞行员的执照毕竟还是能派上用场的。 Guess that pilot's license came in handy after all.
给你 Here you go, champ.
谢谢了 先生 Oh, thank you, sir.
嗯 我觉着这是我喝过的最好的啤酒 Mmm. I think that is the best beer I've ever had.
举双手赞成 I'm gonna have to agree with you on that.
知道吗 要不是为了阿拉明塔 You know, if it wasn't for Araminta,
我都得让你嫁给我 I'd ask you to marry me.
不过 Although,
有点小问题 there is a little something
可能会妨碍这一点 that might get in the way of that.
- 不会吧 - 是的 - No! - Yeah.
- 真的吗 - 是的 - Is that real? - Yes.
- 哇 是的 - 对 - Wow! Yes! - Yes.
真好 兄弟 祝贺你啊 Yes, man! Congratulations!
- 我知道 - 那可真是个惊喜 - I know. - That is freaking amazing.
- 我准备好了 - 你准备好了 - I'm ready. - You're ready.
搞定这件事 You're doing it.
阿力 真的为你感到开心 Nick, I'm really happy for you, man.
谢了 兄弟 Thanks, dude.
我觉得我的按摩师给我搞怀孕了 I think my masseuse just got me pregnant.
我明白为什么阿力要晚点回新加坡了 I can see why Nick put off coming back to Singapore.
什么意思 What do you mean?
你知道的 他本应该去年就回来的 You know, he was supposed to come back last year,
接受家族生意 take over the family business.
他没回来 他的父母都吓傻了 His parents freaked out when he didn't.
但是现在 他回来了 我确定这些都是可以原谅的 But, now that he's back, I'm sure all is forgiven.
但是他回来可没想什么好事 But he's not back for good.
我是说 他回来就是为了婚礼 I mean, we're just here for a wedding.
但是 But?
我真的为你开心 No, I'm really happy for you.
柯林 你还穿开裆裤那会我就认识你了 Colin, I've known you since you were in nappies.
你有什么心思 我都知道 I know when there's something on your mind.
好吧 那也不是很久以前 Well, it wasn't that long ago
你十分确信要回老家 that you were sure you were moving back home.
我是说丽秋喜欢她在纽约的工作 And I mean, Rachel loves her job in New York.
是的 我们解决的 Yeah, we're gonna figure that out.
你们会解决的 对 You're going to figure it out. Right.
丽秋 我明白了 Rachel, I get it.
跟像尼古拉斯杨这样的人一起 It's hard knowing where you stand
我很难知道你懂立场 with someone like Nicholas Young.
他的压力都是家庭来自的 He has all that pressure from his family.
不只是商业方面 还有他在跟谁约会 Not just in business, but in who he's dating.
就像 你永远猜不透 It's like, you just never know
他帅气外表下的想法到底是什么 what's quite going on in that gorgeous head of his.
杨力跟你说我们在一起了 是吗 Nick told you that we were together, right?
好早以前的事了 It's ancient history now.
虽然我们的家庭 尤其他的妈妈 Although our families, particularly his mother,
总希望我们俩能结婚 always wanted us to get married.
我想我们那时还没准备好 I guess we weren't ready then.
兄弟 自从小学 Dude, ever since primary school,
你就是那个即将接管杨氏集团 you were always going to be
的下一任董事长 the next chairman of the Young Corporation,
你家的光辉继承人 your family's shining heir.
你真的认为你们家还能接受 You really think your family's going to
不如那个的结果吗 accept anything less than that?
我是说 除非你... I mean, unless you...
没门 No.
你想就这么扬长而去吗 Are you thinking of walking out?
把这一切都留给该死的阿利斯泰尔和爱迪 Leaving everything to bloody Alistair and Eddie?
我不是在推脱任何事 I'm not walking out on anything.
我遇到了一个女孩 跟她相爱了 我想娶她 I met a girl, I fell in love and I want to marry her.
这可不是简单的二选一的问题 And it can't just be one thing or the other.
哦 不不不 Uh... No, no, no.
没那么简单 你知道的 It's not that simple. You know that.
我真的佩服你 I really admire you.
一路走来是需要勇气的 It takes guts coming all the way over here,
面对着杨力的家庭 facing Nick's family.
尤其是当埃利诺不跟你同仇敌忾的时候 Especially when Eleanor isn't exactly in your corner.
好吧 撇开你家人 你有没有想过 Okay, your family aside, have you ever thought about
你跟丽秋的关系 what your relationship with Rachel
如果你结婚了 will be like if you got married?
我是说 可以 I mean, okay,
你是杨力啊 高高在上的杨力 you're Nicholas Young. You're untouchable.
你一直地位那么高 但是丽秋没有过 You always have been. But Rachel's not.
如果她随了你的姓 And if she becomes Mrs. Nicholas Young,
每一天对她来说 都是挣扎 every day for her is going to be a struggle.
我听说她告诉蒂尼 阿力是个好选择 I heard she told Tini that Nick is a good catch.
那么典型 她甚至没那么漂亮 So typical. She's not even that pretty.
好像她从来没有听说过整形手术 It's like she's never heard of plastic surgery.
妈的 Oh, shit.
对不起 Sorry.
你确定你准备好了 You sure she's ready for that?
丽秋 Rachel?
- 对不起 - 没事的 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay.
让我们忘了这些女人吧 Let's just forget about those girls.
来着暂住 Camp out here
叫个房间服务 and order room service?
我叫保安 I'll call security.
不用了 No.
我不想大吵一架 I'm not gonna make a scene.
但是我不会让她们顺心的 I'm not gonna give them the satisfaction.
这个周末本来是曼尼和佩迪 This weekend was supposed to be mani-pedis,
菠萝里倒上鸡尾酒 cocktails served in pineapples.
菜单上肯定没这个 This definitely wasn't on the menu.
为什么阿拉明塔会有这样的朋友 Why would Araminta even have friends like that?
他们太吝啬了 They're so mean.
嗯 你一辈子都跟他们一起长大 Well, you grow up your whole lives together,
会为人找借口 you make excuses for people.
特别是为白痴 Specially the morons.
我是说 我知道迈克尔不必和 I mean, I know Michael didn't have to deal with catty,
捕鱼的社会杀手打交道 fish-killing sociopaths.
你们俩是怎么挺过来的呢 How did you two get through all this?
没那么遭 但是也不是很美好吧 Well, I didn't have it quite as bad, but it wasn't pretty.
至少告诉我会好起来 Well, at least tell me it gets better.
当然会好起来的 Of course it does.
你还好么 You okay?
是的 Yeah.
事实上...不好 Actually... No.
你可以跟我说说的 You could talk to me.
迈克尔有外遇了 Michael is having an affair.
对不起 阿斯特丽德 I'm really sorry, Astrid.
我本以为来着能看见你的家人 I thought I was here to meet your family,
去你最好的朋友的婚礼 吃点好的 go to your best friend's wedding, eat some good food.
反而我现在觉得 我是个连续剧里的反派 Instead, I feel like I'm a villain in a soap opera
一直密谋夺取你的家庭财产 who's plotting to steal your family fortune.
怎么了 What happened?
我碰见了阿曼达 I mean, I met Amanda.
她告诉我 这里的每一个人 She told me that everyone here thinks
都认为我是个坏人 that I'm the evil person
那就切断了你去年去新加坡 that prevented you from moving back
的后路 to Singapore last year,
那时候我根本不知道 when I didn't even know
你本应该回家的 you were supposed to come home.
你完全可以伤心难过 You have every reason to be upset.
我还没说完呢 I'm not done yet.
那还有一条脏兮兮的浑身是血的鱼 There was also this gutted, bloody fish
就是阿拉明塔的朋友们故意留在 that Araminta's friends left for me
我酒店房间床上 in my hotel room
旁边还写了大字 on my bed next to the words,
抓这个吧 你个图谋人家财产的婊子 "Catch this, you gold-digging bitch."
用大大的加粗的连环杀手似的字母写的 Written in big, fat serial-killer letters.
这就是发生的事吗 Is that all that happened?
我是说 告诉我发生的一切 I mean, please tell me that's all that happened.
你知道吗 我根本不在乎 You know what? I don't even care
这些愚蠢的女孩们 about those stupid girls
拿着愚蠢的小设计师的手包和太阳镜 with their stupid little designer handbags
我根本不在乎 and sunglasses. I don't care about that.
我不在乎你的前女友 I don't care that your ex-girlfriend
告诉我所有的这些废话 told me all this crap.
是因为你没告诉我任何事情 It's that you didn't tell me any of it.
我搞砸了 I screwed up.
为什么 你是想测试我吗 Why? Were you trying to test me?
我真的搞砸了 好吗 I really messed up, okay?
- 你为什么那么做 - 我犯了个错 - Why would you do that? - I made a mistake.
我们第一次见的时候 你根本不知道我是谁 When we first met, you had no idea who I was,
我的家境怎么样 你根本不在乎 who my family were. You didn't care!
是的 我不在意愚蠢的事情 Yeah, I don't care about that stupid stuff.
对啊 正是如此 Well, exactly.
你跟所有跟着我一起长大的 You are so different from all of the women
女人们 都不同 that I grew up with.
我喜欢那个在你身边的自己 And I love who I am around you.
我不想改变 I don't want that to change.
- 那是很自私的 我知道- 嗯哼 - And that's selfish, I know. - Mmm-hmm.
对不起你要靠自己去解决那些事 I'm sorry that you had to deal with that on your own.
但是现在我在这 But I'm here now.
无论发生是吗 我们都会一起度过的 Whatever happens, we'll get through it together.
死鱼和其他所有的事 Dead fish and all.
好吗 All right?
那鱼真的恶心 It was so gross.
但是我给它埋了 But I buried it.
你来处理 You dealt with it.
过来 Come here.
你知道吗 今晚我们需要做点什么 You know what? We need to do something tonight.
我们需要做点什么 就只有你和我 好吗 We need to do something that's just you and me, okay?
-百分百同意 -是的 - 100% agree. - Yes.
但首先我们要做点饺子 But we do have to go make some dumplings first.
好吗 Okay?
然后吃掉他们 And can we eat them?
想吃多少吃多少 We can eat as many as you like.
好吧 Okay, fine.
做太多了 This is too much.
我们要进行一个晚宴排演 We're hosting a rehearsal dinner,
不是要养一个军队 not feeding an army.
做的多好过别人说我们小气 Better too many than have people say we're stingy.
那好吧 So, right.
你把馅料放进皮里 You put the baby in bed.
然后卷啊卷 另外一边也是一样 You tuck, tuck, tuck. Same on the other side.
然后给饺子一个晚安吻 You give him a kiss good night.
太可爱了 That's so cute.
-然后呢 - 然后你吃掉饺子 - How's that? - And then you eat the baby.
然后你煮好饺子再吃掉 Then you eat the baby after he's cooked.
不 你必须保证饺子煮熟了 No, you gotta make sure he's cooked.
你阿嬷教你做饺子的吗 Did your Ah Ma teach you that?
是的 She did.
我 其实是 I, on the other hand,
祖奶奶梅布尔教的 was taught by Grand-Auntie Mabel.
你往脸上打肉毒杆菌 You put the Botox in the face,
然后你捏啊捏 and then you pinch, pinch, pinch.
然后 好了 Then, voila!
你们小时候都学过包饺子吗 Did you guys all learn when you were kids?
我们没有选择 We didn't have a choice.
我们教你们 所以你们知道 We taught you so you'd know
我们付出了鲜血 汗水 和眼泪 the blood, sweat, and tears it took
来抚养你们这群小猴子 to raise and feed you monkeys.
而不是像那些红毛 Not like the ang-mohs
喂他们的孩子吃 microwaving macaroni and cheese
微波炉加热的通心粉和芝士 for their own children.
难怪红毛们长大后就把父母 No wonder they put their parents
送进养老院 in the old folks' home when they all grow up.
我知道 I know!
阿嬷说如果我们不这样传承传统 Ah Ma says if we don't pass traditions down like this,
传统就会消失 they'll disappear.
神禁止 我们丢失这些古老的中国传统 God forbid, we lose the ancient Chinese tradition
而惩罚你们的孩子 of guilting your children.
完全值得 It's totally worth it.
妈妈过去总是在我放学后 Mother used to wait for me after school
煮这样一篮子好吃的东西 with a nice basket of these.
嘿 我从来没有吃到过放学后的饺子 Hey, I never got after-school dumplings.
那是因为费利西蒂阿姨 Well, that's because Auntie Felicity
总是在放学后做微晶磨皮 was doing after-school microdermabrasion.
阿姨 这是多尔斯 Auntie, this is Dolce.
你能说广东话吗 You speak Cantonese?
不 我不会 No, I don't.
我很高兴看到你们大伙这样聚在一起 It's just great seeing you guys all like this.
在我长大时 When I was growing up,
只有我和我妈妈 虽然我很喜欢 it was just me and my mom, which I loved.
但我们没有一个像这样的大家庭 But we didn't really have a big family like this.
真的太好了 It's really nice.
哦 雷切尔 你这样说真是太好了 Oh, that's so lovely of you to say, Rachel.
我们很幸运能有彼此 We are all very lucky to have each other.
埃利诺阿姨 您的戒指真漂亮 That's a beautiful ring, Auntie Eleanor.
我从来没见过这么漂亮的 I've never seen anything like it.
这是尼克的父亲向我求婚时亲手设计的 Nick's father had it made when he proposed to me.
真是太浪漫了 你们是怎么相遇的 That's very romantic. How did you guys meet?
其实 他们是在剑桥大学认识的 Actually, they met at Cambridge.
那时候他们一起在那里学习法律 They were both studying law together.
我不知道您还是位律师 Oh, I didn't know you were a lawyer.
我不是律师 我从大学退学了 I wasn't. I withdrew from university
在我们结婚后 when we got married.
我选择帮我丈夫打理生意 I chose to help my husband run a business
并养家糊口 and to raise a family.
对我来说 这是一个荣幸 For me, it was a privilege.
但对你 你可能觉得这太老套了 But for you, you may think it's old-fashioned.
你能喜欢这个家 It's nice you appreciate this house
并和我们一起在这里包饺子很好 and us being here together wrapping dumplings.
但这并不是简单就发生了 But all this doesn't just happen.
这是因为我们知道要把家庭放在第一位 It's because we know to put family first,
而不是追求个人的激情 instead of chasing one's passion.
妈妈 Ah Ma...
谢谢您 Thank you.
尼克 Oh, Nick.
过来坐下 Come and sit.
呃 Mmm.
我有点迷失了 Oh, hi. I think I'm a little lost.
这房子太大了 This house is pretty big.
我很高兴我发现了你 I'm glad I found you.
我担心我刚不太公平 I am afraid that I've been unfair.
不 你知道吗 Oh, no, you know what?
我很抱歉我做了个假设 I'm sorry I made an assumption.
我不是想要冒犯你 I didn't mean to offend you.
没事的 Not at all.
你问起了我的戒指 You asked about my ring.
其实事实上尼克的父亲设计了这枚戒指 The truth is Nick's father had it made
来向我求婚 when he wanted to propose to me
是因为阿嬷不愿意给他传家戒指 because Ah Ma wouldn't give him the family ring.
我不是阿嬷的第一选择 I wasn't her first choice.
说实话 连第二都不是 Honestly, I wasn't her second.
天呐 我很抱歉 我不知道 Gosh, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
我没有一个好家庭 I didn't come from the right family,
也没有管用的关系 have the right connections.
阿嬷认为我并不是他儿子的 And Ah Ma thought I would not make
合格妻子人选 an adequate wife to her son.
但显然阿嬷想通了 But she came around, obviously.
花了太多年时间 It took many years,
她确实有理由担心 and she had good reason to be concerned.
因为我对于将要付出的 Because I had no idea the work
牺牲和努力完全没有概念 and the sacrifice it would take.
有很多时候我都想知道 There were many days when I wondered
我是否合格了 if I would ever measure up.
但经历了这一切 But having been through it all,
我知道了 I know this much.
你永远都达不到要求 You will never be enough.
我们回去吧 我不想尼克担心 We should head back. I wouldn't want Nick to worry.
您还好吗 You all right?
还好 Yeah.
我知道我妈有时候很难相处 I know my mum can be tough at times,
但她所做的一切都是为了我 but there isn't anything she wouldn't do for me.
我在阿嬷身边长大是有原因的 And there is a reason why I lived with Ah Ma growing up.
因为我妈知道她并不是最受宠的那个 It's because my mother knew she wasn't the favorite.
所以她让阿嬷抚养我 让我成为最受宠的那个 So she let her raise me, so I would be.
你那时只是个孩子 You were just a kid?
是的 Yeah.
但外人很难理解 But it's hard to understand from the outside.
她这么做是因为她觉得这样对家庭来说最好 But she did what she thought was best for the family.
-嗯哼 - 对大家都好 - Mmm-hmm. - For everyone involved.
至少 我想我吃够饺子了 Anyway, I think I've had enough with dumplings
我的下半辈子 for the rest of my life.
我们该干点什么呢 What should we do?
寿司 电影 你想干什么我们就干什么 真的 Sushi, movies, anything you like. Really.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
她是 你永远都配不上我儿子 Was she like, "You will never be good enough for my son"?
还是 你 Or was it like, "You...
你永远都配不上我儿子 "You will never be good enough for my son"?
- 第二种吧 - 啊哦 - It's like the second one. - Oh.
还有一种让我想边哭 Except for in a way that made me wanna cry
边吐的冲动 and puke at the same time.
天哪 她不好惹啊 Gosh, she's so badass.
你要知道 我敢肯定你告诉她 You know, I bet if you told her
给你一百万你就离开尼克 you'd leave Nick for a million dollars,
她立马就给你写张支票 这的人都这样 she will write that check. They do that around here.
她看着我好像我什么都不是 And she looked at me like I was nothing.
好像1千万支票吧 Like a $10 million check.
我觉得她会这么做 I feel like she would do that.
我都不知道我该怎么办 I don't even know what I should do.
我都不能告诉尼克因为他简直是崇拜她 I mean, I can't even tell Nick because he worships her.
是啊 中国人的儿子觉得他们妈妈放的 Yeah, Chinese sons think their moms
屁都是香奈儿5号香水 fart Chanel No. 5.
那阿妈呢 她也讨厌你的脸 What about the Ah Ma? Does she hate your face, too?
好了 没人说过讨厌我的脸 Okay, nobody said they hated my face.
阿妈 她喜欢我的脸 说我长着一个幸运的鼻子 And Ah Ma, she liked my face. She said I had a lucky nose.
那很好啊 That's great!
埃莉诺可以想怎么恨你怎么恨你 You know, Eleanor can hate you all day long,
但是你拼不过中国2000年的孝道啊 but you can't beat 2,000 years of Chinese filial piety.
我觉得我都不应该去参加婚礼 I feel like I shouldn't even go to the wedding.
那是科林和阿拉明塔大喜的日子 You know, it's Colin and Araminta's day.
我可不想惹出什么事来 I don't wanna cause any drama there.
我觉得我应该躲远点 I feel like I should just sit it out.
告诉尼克我食物中毒了或者什么 You know? Tell Nick I had food poisoning or something.
- 什么 - 这太扯淡了 - What? - That's bullshit.
- 你只是害怕了 - 不 我不怕 - You're just scared. - No, I'm not.
好了 这是你应该懂得 好吗 Okay, here's what you need to understand. All right?
你不需要埃莉诺喜欢你 It's not about getting Eleanor to like you.
你应该让她尊重你 懂吗 It's about getting her to respect you, all right?
现在呢 她觉得你是什么不值得爱 Right now, she just thinks you're some undeserving,
- 傻了吧唧 想钓金龟婿 - 好了 我知道了 - clueless, gold-digging... - Yeah, I got it.
没用的 烂香蕉 ...trashy, unrefined banana.
外面黄的 里面白的 Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
我知道香蕉什么样 I know what a banana is.
其实呢 你是一个非常精致的 聪明的 When, in reality, you're a super sophisticated, smart
对策论教授 professor of freaking game theory.
让她看看你的本事 知道吗 Show her that side of you, you know?
你说得对 You're right.
废话 我当然说得对 Damn straight, I'm right.
我是林派克 我永远都是正确的 It's Peik Lin, I'm always right.
是啊 她想跟我玩 Yeah, she's like trying to play
胆小鬼的游戏 a game of chicken with me.
她对我的态度 想着 Where she's like coming at me, and thinking
我会被她吓到 I'm going to swerve like a chicken.
但是你不能被她吓到 But you can't swerve.
我不会被吓到 不会被她吓到 I'm not gonna swerve. Not for her.
不会 胆小鬼是贱货 老兄 No. Chickens are bitches, dude!
- 我不是胆小鬼 -你不是胆小鬼 - And I'm not a chicken. - You're not a chicken.
你要火力全开去参加婚礼 You're gonna roll up to that wedding,
你要表现出 混开 贱货 you're gonna be like, "Bak-bak, bitch!"
滚开 贱货 Bak-bak, bitch!
胆小鬼都是贱货 Chickens are bitches.
对不起 大叔 Sorry, Uncle.
你今晚准备干什么 What are you doing tonight?
我准备去快递公司或者干点什么 I was gonna go to FedEx or something.
怎么了 噢 Why? Oh!
我期盼好好的打扮打扮你太久了 I have been waiting to do this properly for so long.
我觉得你应该修个眉 垫个发根 I'm thinking eyebrow triage, root crimps,
再贴个双眼皮 maybe some eyelid tape.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
都要做 Ugh. All of it.
我还要给你做一个韩国蜗牛面膜 And I would throw in a Korean snail face mask.
亲 你的皮肤太干了 干到我心痛 Sweetie, your skin is so dry, it's hurting my face.
谢谢 Thank you.
是时候 You know, it's about time
有人站出来对付埃莉诺阿姨了 someone stood up to Auntie Eleanor.
当然 是你 不是我 天哪 Well, you, not me. Oh, God!
她不能知道我来过这 She can't know I was ever here.
她不会知道的 Oh, no.
好了 开始工作吧 亲们 Right. Well, okay, let's get to work. Cappuccinos.
拉过来紫红色的巴黎世家 粉红色的克洛伊 Pull the plum Balenciaga, the peach Chloe,
詹巴蒂斯塔 所有的葆蝶家 the Giambattista, all the Bottegas.
还有荷叶边的杰森吴 Oh, and that Jason Wu with the deconstructed ruffles.
来一个三文治给林派克 And a sandwich for Peik Lin.
- 哦 好 好吧 - 哦 好吧 - Oh! Okay. All right. - Oh. Right.
我觉得这套不行 I'm not sure if it's working
她看起来像一个小丑的卫生棉条 or if she looks like a clown's tampon.
还是量大的那天 On a heavy day.
你像一朵花 You look like a flower.
一朵悲伤 孤独 没人愿意接近的花 A sad, lonely flower no one wants to be around.
这是个世纪婚礼 I mean, it's the wedding of the century.
所以 我们当然应该在这 So, of course, we're here. It's the natural...
不算难看 It's not that bad.
它托起来了你 It's holding you up.
有双手在你的裙子上 你知道我的意思吧 It's a hands-on dress. You know what I mean?
来了 Incoming.
好 Okay.
我爱我的粉丝们 I love my fans.
台北2虎组合将重新定义流行 Taipei Tiger 2 is going to redefine the genre.
- 她是巨星 她是巨星 -TT2 亲爱的们 - She's a star. She's a star. - TT2, honey.
我要被闪瞎了 I'm blinded by the light.
这就是迪斯科消失的原因 This is why disco died.
你有点像风骚的埃博拉病毒 You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus.
就像一袋彩虹糖 彩虹的味道 It's like a bag of Skittles. Taste the rainbow.
也许能行如果我们 Could work if we...
是的 我们只要 Yes. I think we just ought to...
我只是觉得我们告诉她这件是你的主意 I just think if we could tell her this is coming from you
因为她可能不想听一个男人的意见 'cause she probably doesn't want to hear it from a guy.
好了 好了 Okay. Okay.
好了 记住 最佳角度 Okay, remember. Optimal angles.
看这里 看这里 Just right here! Just right here!
妈妈 Ma'am.
注意啦 纽约的朱丽秋 Everyone, I've got Rachel Chu of New York.
纽约的朱丽秋 Rachel Chu of New York.
丽秋 丽秋 看我 Rachel! Rachel! To me!
女士们 很漂亮哦 Okay, ladies, looking good.
请让开 让开 Out of the way, please. Out of the way.
- 美呆了 - 谢谢 - So gorgeous! - Thank you.
女士们 让下 谢谢 让开 Ladies, move, please. Out of the way!
很好 好美的裙子 Good, that's great. Beautiful dress.
女士们 Ladies.
阿曼达 Amanda.
- 嗯 - 你挡住我了 - Mmm. - You're in my way.
好 她说什么 Okay, what?
我们的中国投资人有些坐不住了 Our Chinese investors are getting nervous.
我星期一得飞去深圳 I have to fly in to Shenzhen on Monday
试着让他们冷静下来 to try and talk them down.
那天是卡西安的生日 That's Cassian's birthday.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know.
我不想错过他生日 但这个很重要 I hate to miss it, but this is important.
你应该认为你儿子的生日重要 You'd think your son's birthday's important.
让别人来处理它吧 Get someone else to handle it.
除非你出去有别的原因 Unless there's another reason you're out of town?
你在说些什么 What are you saying?
我知道你有外遇了 I know you're having an affair.
我的天 阿斯特丽德 Oh, Jesus. Astrid.
就这样先参加完婚礼吧 Let's just get through the wedding,
之后再谈这事儿 and we'll deal with it after.
我可不想在那么多人面前出丑 I don't wanna make a scene.
你都发现我和另外一个女人 You find out I'm having an affair
搞婚外情了 with another woman,
还在担心出丑的问题吗 and you're worried about making a scene?
你难道要我又哭又叫、继续发作么 You'd rather I scream and carry on?
是 我真希望你那么做 Yes. Honestly, I wish you would.
那样的话还能显得你比别人想的那样在乎我 It would show you cared about more than what people thought
在乎你的家庭 of you and your family.
别想反咬我一口 Don't try and turn this on me.
我不是个神经病 I'm not the one who screwed up!
当然你不是 Of course not.
你永远是这里最美丽、 You're always the prettiest,
最富有、最完美的那一个 richest, most perfect girl in the room.
而我不过是个踩了狗屎运的混蛋 While I'm just this lucky bastard
永远成不了气候 who will never measure up.
别那样说 Don't say that.
我知道你就是这么想的 阿斯特丽德 I know what you're thinking, Astrid.
所以你才会把你买的鞋子啊 That's why you hide your shoes,
珠宝首饰啊 都给藏起来 the jewelry you buy,
好像我每时每刻都惦记着那些东西一样 as if every minute of my life I'm not reminded of it.
我真的受够了 I'm just tired.
受够了不管我做什么事 对你来说都不重要 I'm tired of having nothing I do matter.
包括搞婚外恋 Including having the affair.
你做什么当然重要 Of course what you do matters!
你怎么能这么说呢 How can you say that?
这是个教堂 还是稻田啊 Is this a church or a paddy field?
他们花了四千万办这个婚礼 They spent 40 million on the wedding.
是吗 那真的太多了 Really? That's too much.
We're Methodists. 20 million is our limit. 我们是卫理公会教徒 两千万是我们的极限了
我知道 I know.
英坦公主 恶毒的女人 Princess Intan. Vicious woman.
我听说她要求一整个排的保镖 I heard she demanded a whole row to herself,
确保任何人都无法打扰她 so she wouldn't be bothered by anyone.
真的吗 Really?
那个女的是谁？ Who is that?
阿姨们好 Aunties.
丽秋 看到你真开心 Rachel, how lovely to see you.
我才是真的开心呢 The pleasure is all mine.
不好意思 我们人满了 I'm sorry, our row is full.
干得好 我喜欢 I love it.
好吧 Bak-bak. Okay.
英坦公主您好 我是朱丽秋 Princess Intan. Rachel Chu.
我拜读过您在《亚洲金融日报》上 I read your great article about microloans
关于小微贷款的精彩作品 in the Asian Economics Journal.
因为那篇文章 我可是 I received so much criticism
饱受非议 about that article.
您知道吗 我认为批判您的人没有抓住重点 Well, you know what? I think your critics missed the point.
您的小微贷款理论帮到了女性 'Cause your microloans helped women,
让她们也能推动经济发展 and women lift up economies.
再告诉我一遍你的名字 好吗 What was your name, again?
朱丽秋 Rachel Chu.
很高兴认识你 It's a pleasure to meet you.
你到这儿来干嘛呢 Now, what brings you here?
我跟着一个男孩儿过来的 I followed a boy...
阿妈来了 Ah Ma is here.
她从来不参加这些活动的 She never comes to these things.
你感觉怎样 How are you feeling?
还好 -那就好 别紧张 - Good. - All right. Don't be nervous.
我不紧张 -你看上去很棒 - I'm not nervous. - You look great.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 你看 丽秋没跟你家人坐在一起 Hey, Rachel's not sitting with your family.
是啊 我不怪她 Yeah. I don't blame her.
我妈一向不大好相处 Mother hasn't exactly been the most welcoming.
但我相信她一定是低调地待在人后 But I'm sure she'll be at the back somewhere laying low.
不对 她就在人前呢 你看吧 No. She's right at the front. Take a look.
你有个竞争者了 I think you've got a fighter.
大家伙儿 时间到了 Guys, it's time.
嗯嗯 -好的 - Okay. - All right.
嘿 -嗯 - Hey. - Yeah?
小心点别让她拿走你的老二 Make sure she doesn't take your balls.
开玩笑的 开玩笑的 Just joking. Just joking.
谢谢你穿这么正式 伯纳德 Thanks for dressing up, Bernard.
嘿 这不是为了我自己 Hey. It's not about me.
是嘛 可别谦虚 谢了 伯纳德 Yeah. Come on. Thanks, Bernard.
真不是为了我自己 -行 行 - It's not about me. - All right.
* Wise men say
* Only fools rush in
* But I can't help
* Falling in love with you
* Shall I stay?
* Would it be a sin
* If I can't help
* Falling in love with you?
* Like a river flows
* Surely to the sea
* Darling, so it goes
* Some things are meant to be
* So take my hand
* Take my whole life, too
* For I can't help
* Falling in love with you
* For I can't help
* Falling in love with you *
知道吗 你好漂亮 You look spectacular, you know that?
是这两层Spnax内衣的效果 我都被勒得喘不过气儿了 It's the double Spanx. I can't breathe.
不是衣服 我说的 是你本身 It's not the clothes. It's just you.
啊 不好意思哈 Uh, excuse me.
派对可不会自己热闹起来 来跳舞吧 来吧 This party isn't gonna dance itself. Come on.
来嘛 尼克 尼克 -好吧 - Come on, Nicki-Nick. - All right.
你跳得真不赖 You're very good.
-是么 我只踩了两下她的脚 -是相当好 - Yeah? I only stepped on her twice. - Very.
奥利佛 Oliver.
什么事 阿姨 Yes, Auntie?
做点好事 管管那两个放肆的家伙 Be a dear and take care of that.
遵命 As you wish.
你真的应该多穿穿晚礼服 You know, you should wear a tux more often.
一直穿着么 Like, all the time?
对呀 Mmm, yeah.
比如 你打篮球的时候 刮胡子的时候 You know, when you're playing basketball at the Y,
刷牙的时候 都穿晚礼服 shaving, brushing your teeth.
阿利斯泰尔 你爸爸在找你呢 Alistair, your father's looking for you.
好像是要问你什么透支委托账户的事儿 Something about an overdrawn discretionary account.
啊 糟了 Oh, my God.
亲爱的 额 这是搞什么鬼 Baby! Oh, my gosh!
你喜欢这个婚礼吗 So, how do you like the wedding?
当然啦 这婚礼办得真是美轮美奂 Oh, my gosh! It's so glamorous!
阿利斯泰尔和我举行婚礼的时候 When it's Alistair's and my wedding,
就要这样的 I want it just like this.
不不不 我想要再大一点 再华丽一点 越华丽越好 No, no, no! I want it big! Big! Better!
亲爱的 Sweetie!
如果阿利斯泰尔的父母肯给你的婚礼上杯茶 You'll be lucky if Alistair's parents
你就应该谢天谢地了 give you a tea ceremony.
你知道阿利斯泰尔只是那个小气家庭的 You know Alistair's only the fourth son
第四个儿子吧 of a penny-pinching family, don't you?
我是说 他根本得不到任何东西 I mean, he'll get next to nothing.
你想要一个这样的婚礼吗 You want a wedding like this?
你应该爱上一个独生子 You should've fallen in love with an only child.
比如说 Someone like...
伯纳德 泰 Bernard Tai.
马斯特 尼古拉斯 Master Nicholas,
你阿妈想和你还有 your grandmother would like
丽秋小姐说话 to speak to you and Miss Rachel.
好的 Okay.
这派对真垃圾 Sick party.Hold that
耶 Yeah!
拿着 Hold that.
阿妈 妈 Ah Ma, Mum,
这到底是怎么回事 what's all this about?
阿妈 Ah Ma!
很遗憾地告诉你 I'm sorry to tell you,
丽秋说的关于她家庭和她妈妈的话 but Rachel has been lying to us about her family
都是假的 and her mother.
你 你说什么 What are... What are you talking about?
我雇了个私家侦探 I hired a private investigator...
- 妈你不是 - 来查她的过去 - Mom, you didn't. - ...to look into her past.
她说她父亲在中国过世了 She said her father passed away in China...
妈 Mum!
但是这是假的 ...but that's not true.
你妈妈的丈夫现在还活着 Your mother's husband is very much alive.
只是你妈妈在这段婚姻里出轨了 During her marriage, she cheated on him
然后和其他男人生了孩子 and became pregnant with another man's child.
在被发现之前她就跑去了美国 And before he found out, she ran away to America.
- 都在这里了 - 你说的不对 - It's all in here. - You had no right!
- 我们说的每一件事都是真的 -不是的 - We had every right! - You did not!
你在撒谎 You're lying!
你知道丽秋隐瞒的这件事 Do you have any idea the scandal
会给咱们家带来 this would have caused
怎样的流言蜚语吗 for Rachel to hide something like this?
她不会的 She wouldn't have.
我们不能和这种家庭扯上关系 We cannot be linked to this sort of family.
我也不想和你们这种人扯上关系 I don't want any part of your family.
丽秋 Rachel.
放开我 丽秋 Let me go! Rachel.
杨力 Nick!
嘿 灰姑娘 发生什么事了吗 Hey, Cinderella. What's wrong?
你得在午夜之前把裙子还回去吗 You gotta return your dress before midnight?
- 杨力 杨力 -你刚好赶上了 - Nicki-Nick! - Oh, you're just in time.
奥利弗 Oliver.
- 阿力 你 - 丽秋 你看见丽秋了吗 - Oh, Nicki, have you... - Rachel. Have you seen Rachel?
尼古拉斯 嗨 Nicholas! Hi!
- 好久不见 - 是是是 - It's been so long. - Yes.
阿曼达 不 阿曼达 等下再说 Amanda, no. Amanda, not now!
丽秋 来吃早饭了 Rachel. Come to breakfast.
你需要吃点东西 You need to eat.
或者去浴室洗个澡 Or use the bathroom, or maybe a shower.
我都给你准备好了 It's there if you need it.
看 丽秋 这是你的晚饭 Here, Rachel. This is your dinner.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我今晚也会过去找你 I'll stop by again tonight.
丽秋 求求你了 给我打个电话 Rachel, please, just give me a call.
任何时候都行 求你了 Anytime. Please.
丽秋 有人找你 Rachel, someone's here to see ya.
我不想见他 I don't want to see him.
不是杨力 It's not Nick.
妈 Mom!
再喝点 Drink more.
这里面有当归和人参 能让你有精神一点 The dong-quai and the ginseng will give you more energy.
谢谢 Thanks.
你从小 Your spirit has always been so strong,
就很坚强 ever since young.
一切都会过去的 You will get through this.
你为什么从来不和我说我爸的事儿 Why didn't you tell me about my father?
我的丈夫并不是一个好人 My husband wasn't a good man.
他伤害了我 He hurt me.
所幸我的一个老同学帮助我度过了那段时间 But an old schoolmate of mine helped me through things,
就在这个时候我们相爱了 and we fell in love,
然后我就怀了他的孩子 and I got pregnant with his baby.
生下了你 That's you.
我很怕我丈夫找到这里 I was so afraid my husband would find out
他会杀了我们的 and kill us both,
所以我就带着你跑到了美国 so I just took you and I ran to America.
你有没有试着 Did you ever...
比如 试着联系他 I don't know, think about trying to talk to him?
我是说 你想他吗 I mean, do you think about him?
每一天 Every day.
当我们刚来美国的时候 When we first came to America,
我一直都在想找到他 all I could think about was reaching out for him,
但是我也很担心我丈夫会找到我们 but I was so afraid my husband would find us.
现在 我不想再有任何麻烦了 And now, I just don't want to cause any trouble.
我很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
哦 不需要道歉 Oh! Don't be sorry.
你听我说 You listen to me.
我曾经经历的一切 Everything that happened in my past life
都是为了和你在一起 is the reason why I got you.
我勇敢的 聪明的女儿 My brave and clever girl.
我曾经坚信他就是我的真命天子 I really thought he was the one.
但我现在只想回家 Now, I just want to go home.
你知道吗 就是杨力给我打电话 You know, Nick was the one who called me
让我过来的 and brought me out here.
在我们离开之前 我觉得你应该和他好好谈谈 Before we go, I think you should go and talk to him.
我等下会把照片发给你们的 I'll e-mail the photo later.
你在这里站了多久了 P.T., how long you been standing there?
就一小会儿 Just a short while.
我很抱歉让你经历了这一切 I'm so sorry about everything.
我妈对你做的事情是不可原谅的 What my mother did to you is unforgivable.
- 这不是你的错 - 不这就是我的错 - It's not your fault. - It is.
从我记事起 Ever since I can remember,
我的家庭就是我生活的一切 my family has been my whole life.
现在我不想为他们找任何借口了 And I am done making excuses for them.
杨力 Nick.
嫁给我 Marry me.
嫁给我 我们可以 Marry me, and we'll start
一起在纽约开始新的生活 a new life together in New York.
就你和我两个人 我会放弃这一切 Just you and me. I'll leave all of this behind.
谢谢你能来这儿见我 Thanks for meeting me here.
不用担心他们 Don't worry about them.
他们几乎听不见而且他们只会说福建话 They're half deaf and they only speak Hokkien.
我妈妈教会我怎么玩麻将 My mom taught me how to play.
她说麻将能教给我 She told me Mahjong would teach me
很多重要的生活技巧 important life skills.
谈判 策略和合作 Negotiation, strategy, cooperation.
你让我来这儿 我觉得并不是为了给我上麻将课吧 You asked me here. I assume it's not for a Mahjong lesson.
碰 Pong.
我妈妈也教过我玩麻将 My mother taught me, too.
我知道杨力告诉你我妈妈的事了 I know Nick told you the truth about my mom.
但是自你见我的第一眼你就不喜欢我 But you didn't like me the second I got here.
为什么 Why is that?
有一句闽南话这样说 There is a Hokkien phrase.
意思是“我们自己人” It means, "Our own kind of people."
而你不算是我们自己人 And you're not our own kind.
是因为我没有钱吗 'Cause I'm not rich?
还是因为我没有去过英国寄宿学校 'Cause I didn't go to a British boarding school,
还是我没有出生在一个富有的家庭 or I wasn't born into a wealthy family?
因为你是个外国人 是个美国人 You're a foreigner. American.
美国人只在意他们自己的享乐 And all Americans think about is their own happiness.
你难道不想让尼克快乐吗 Don't you want Nick to be happy?
快乐是虚无的 It's an illusion.
只有我们懂得如何去建造持久的事物 We understand how to build things that last.
而你对此一无所知 Something you know nothing about.
你不了解我 You don't know me.
但我知道你不是尼克想要的 I know you're not what Nick needs.
他昨天向我求婚了 Well, he proposed to me yesterday.
他说他会永远地离开他的家庭 He said he'd walk away from his family
同样也会永远地离开你 and from you for good.
别担心 我没答应他 Don't worry. I turned him down.
只有蠢货才会不炫耀胜利 Only a fool folds a winning hand.
你要清楚地知道 这里没有什么胜利不胜利的 There's no winning. You made sure of that.
因为如果尼克选择了我 他就会失去他的家庭 Because if Nick chose me, he would lose his family.
如果他选择了他的家庭 And if he chose his family,
他很有可能会恨你一辈子 he might spend the rest of his life resenting you.
所以你替他做选择 So you chose for him.
我离开不是因为我害怕 I'm not leaving 'cause I'm scared
也不是因为我认为配不上他 or because I think I'm not enough.
而是因为在我一生中 这或许第一次 Because maybe for the first time in my life,
我知道自己是谁 I know I am.
我真的很爱尼克 I just love Nick so much.
我不想让他再一次失去他的母亲 I don't want him to lose his mom again.
所以我想让你知道 如果有一天 So I just wanted you to know that one day,
他娶了另一个幸运的女孩 when he marries another lucky girl
一个让你满意的女孩 who is enough for you,
当昙花盛开 and you're playing with your grandkids
群鸟争鸣之时 while the tan huas are blooming
你和你的孙子们快乐地玩耍 and the birds are chirping,
而所有的这些都是因为我 that it was because of me.
一个贫穷 由单亲妈妈一手带大的 A poor, raised by a single mother,
底层阶级的美国移民 一个小人物 low class, immigrant nobody.
我准备把我剩下的东西寄出去 I'm gonna send someone for the rest of my stuff.
但是我想和你 But I wanna talk to you
谈一谈关于我对卡西安的探视权 about my visitation rights with Cassian.
什么也别说了 Stop talking.
什么 What?
你不用收拾你的东西了 Don't worry about packing your things.
是你买的这间公寓 所以你住在这 我们离开 You bought this apartment, you keep it. We're leaving.
你说你们离开是什么意思 What do you mean you're leaving?
那你们准备去哪 Where are you gonna go?
我名下有14间公寓 I have 14 apartment buildings that I own,
所以我可能会去这14间中的1间 so probably one of those.
你可以选择在卡西安合适的时间 而不是仅仅 And you'll see Cassian when it's good for him,
在你合适的时间 来看望他 not when it's good for you.
等一下 Hey!
听着 这些所有的一切 Look, you know, it's not just my fault
不全都是我的错 that things didn't work out.
你说得对 我不应该瞒着你 You're right. I shouldn't have kept things from you.
不应该藏着我的鞋子 辞掉我的工作 Hidden my shoes, turned down jobs,
以及慈善事业 整天担心我的光芒会 charity work, worrying that it might
让你觉得存在感很低 make you feel lesser than.
但是我要说清楚是 But let's be clear.
我们婚姻之所以会出现问题 不是因为我富有的家庭 The problem with our marriage isn't my family's money.
而是因为你是个懦夫 是你放弃了我们母子 It's that you're a coward. You gave up on us.
但是我意识到 But I've just realized,
让你感觉自己像个男人 跟我没有半毛钱关系 it's not my job to make you feel like a man.
我不可能让你成为你根本不会成为的人 I can't make you something you're not.
你真了不起 Good for you!
离开尼克 Walking away from Nick
和他那肥得流油的家族财产 and his family's fat-ass property portfolio.
而你自己则一无所有 两手空空 You have no one, no net worth,
但是你很正直 这就是我敬佩你的原因 but you have integrity. That's why I respect you.
谢谢你为我做的一切 Thank you for everything.
-再见 朱阿姨 -再见 很感谢你 - Bye, Mrs. Chu. - Goodbye and thank you.
你真的要走了吗 Sure I can't get you to stay?
你知道的 我的哥哥P.T. 还是单身 You know, my brother P.T., he's still single.
好了 All right.
瑞秋 Rachel!
瑞秋 别走 Rachel! Stay there.
我去找有没有多的毯子 I'm gonna go and look for some extra blankets.
你好 Hello.
不好意思 等一下 尼克 你来这儿干什么 Sorry, just one second. Nick, what are you doing here?
我准备和你一起飞回纽约 I'm flying back to New York with you.
天啊 不要把这错综复杂的事情弄得更复杂 God, don't make this harder than it already is.
我一直都在想 I always imagined what me
我向你求婚的时候会是什么样的 proposing to you would be like.
你知道吗 我都已经计划好了 You know what? I had it all planned out.
我就在你后面 别管我 I'm right behind you. Don't mind me.
我会带你去一个小岛 那里有我最喜欢的风景 I'd bring you to my favorite spot on the island.
还有我小时候经常走的 不为人知的小路 There's a hidden trail that I used to go to as a child.
那还有一个海湾 Now there's a cove there
正对着美丽的湖泊 that opens up to this beautiful lake.
呃 对不起 兄弟 Um... Sorry, dude.
等我一下 Give me a second.
当夕阳落到地平线上时 我单腿跪下 When the sun hits the horizon, I'd get down on one knee.
世界上不相关的事物都消失了 And the rest of the world would fall away.
因为这里只剩下你 Because it would just be you...
因为这里只剩下你 Because it's just you...
不好意思 我可以帮你 Sorry, I can help you with that.
可以 没关系 呆在那别动 All right, it's fine. Stay there.
你也需要吗 注意你的手 Yay. You, too? Watch your fingers.
-抬起来 好了 -谢谢你 - Lift it up. Okay. - Thank you.
大家介意吗 Everybody okay?
因为我需要30秒和这位女子说清楚 Because I just need 30 seconds with this woman.
好的 谢谢大家 Okay, thank you.
噢 过来了 不好意思 Oh. Coming through. Sorry.
我知道这里离我描述的天堂之境很远 I know this is a far throw from a hidden paradise.
但是无论你在哪 But wherever you are in the world,
我的心就会属于哪 that's where I belong.
但是我 But I...
朱瑞秋 Rachel Chu,
你愿意嫁给我吗 will you marry me?
并让我成为这个世界上最快乐的男人 And make me the happiest man in this world?
愿意 愿意 她愿意嫁给你 Yes! Yes! Yes! She will marry you!
我愿意 Yes!
-我爱你 -我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you, too.
这是回纽约的飞机 This is gonna be some flight back to New York.
其实我还想在这儿多呆一晚上 Well, I was actually thinking about staying one more night.
这都是为了庆祝你 尼克 It's all about you, Nick!
生孩子 生孩子 Make babies! Make babies!