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某些情侣今早的饭量跟未成年人差不多嘛 Well, some couple has a teenager-sized appetite this morning.
先接个电话 Oh, I gotta get that.
咱们接着说 今天不能陪你 真遗憾 All right. I'm sorry we can't spend the day together,
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我得陪安吉去参加个什么悬疑作家招待会 but Angie's got me going to some Mystery Writer's Conference.
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翻译： 大瓜咕 贰柒鱼 下饭咸鱼 车厘子团子 暂未名 你怎么不洗袜子
安吉就好这个 我都给忘了 I totally forgot about Angie's obsession!
上中学那会儿 她特迷福尔摩斯 In high school, she was so into Sherlock Holmes,
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校对： Haley1031 压制： 黄黄学习要爆肝
组织过谋杀疑案活动 she organized this murder mystery party.
最后发现英语教师居然有偷窃倾向 Ended up exposing the english teacher's kleptomaniacal tendencies.
绝对的安吉作风 Oh. Classic Angie.
- 为什么是绝对的 - 还记得布劳林斯老师吗 - Classic why? - Mrs. Browlings, remember?
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消失的盒式录音机一案 The case of the missing cassette player
里面是劳伦·希尔的磁带 with your Lauryn Hill tape inside.
劳伦·希尔出生于1975年 是著名蓝调与饶舌词曲人 《温柔杀手》是其翻唱代表作
- 那是《温柔杀手》 - 打住 - Talk about "Killing Me Softly." - All right.
二位要是开始聊歌 我就先走了 If you guys break into song, I walk.
放心吧 没时间聊 Oh, don't worry. There's no time.
一个半小时以后 就是一年一度的 The annual Mystery Writers' Association Conference
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悬疑作者协会招待会 starts in half an hour.
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跟我说说 为啥我也要参加啊 Tell me again why I'm going to this thing?
- 当花瓶 - 不是 是帮我搞清楚谁请的我 - Arm candy? - No, to help sleuth out who invited me.
如果最后发现是个追求者 And take a video of me kicking their ass
把我飞踹他们的英姿拍下来 if it turns out to be a stalker.
嗯 我就是去当花瓶的了 Yeah, I'm gonna go with arm candy.
我给整个周末都安排满了 I have the entire weekend scheduled
充分利用时间 享受乐趣 to maximize time and fun.
首先是招待酒会 各种喝酒社交 First, cocktail reception. Drink drink, mingle mingle.
跟主持人套磁 Cozy up to the host,
就是我最喜欢的作者 迪迪·佛莱尔斯女士 my favourite writer, Ms. Deedee Friars.
然后是关于现代调查潮流的 Then, a very interesting panel
专项讨论 相当有意思 on modern trends in investigating.
行吧 你们保证一定要注意安全 OK. Just promise me you'll stay safe?
老爸 要不你告诉她 Dad, will you tell her?
- 我们干的活都不危险 - 这哪叫危险啊 - Our job's not dangerous. - It's not dangerous.
- 那个嘛... - 感谢 老爸 帮大忙了 - Well... - Thanks, Dad. Super helpful.
我还以为跟未成年人打交道就很不容易了呢 And I thought dealing with teenagers was tough.
- 时间差不多了 - 稍等 - Oh, speaking of. - Oh, wait, wait!
有东西送你们 I have something for you.
拿着 Here you go.
你认识我的吧 唐 You've met me, right, Don?
紫苑花 非常有效的授粉植物 Purple asters! These are great pollinating flowers.
说对了 今天我和茱尔斯送出好多盆了 Bingo! Jules and I are giving them out all day.
你们想让街心绿地保持活力 You are saving the parkette
- 让社区靓起来 - 杰达 - and making the neighbourhood beautiful. - Jada.
你懂我 You get me.
拿来吧 Give me.
我把你这盆种在学校里 I will plant yours at the school.
还有你不懂的人吗 Who don't you get?
- 我来泊车 - 谢谢 - I got it. - Thanks.
- 怎么带这么大个的包 - 说什么呢 - What's with the giant bag? - What are you talking about?
这就是个一般尺寸的女包 It's a perfectly normal-sized purse.
年度悬疑作家招待会
你好 我是蒂莫西·伯恩斯 Hello. I'm Timothy Burns.
- 伯恩斯先生 在这里 欢迎莅临 - 谢谢 - Mr. Burns. Here we are. Enjoy. - Thank you.
- 欢迎 - 谢谢 安吉·埃弗雷特和马特·谢德 - Welcome. - Thank you. Angie Everett. Matt Shade.
二位在下午谋杀疑案中的角色 Your roles for the afternoon's murder mystery.
谢谢 Thank you, sir.
我的角色是"蒂皮·韦斯特伍德·瓦格纳 Ooh! I'm playing "Tippy Westwood Wagner,
富有的社交名媛" 我喜欢这个调调 a wealthy socialite." I like where this is going.
"最近刚和四处招惹是非的花花公子 "Recently married to Roland Wagner,
罗兰·瓦格纳成婚" the mischievous playboy."
听上去是你特向往的类型 Sounds like the kind of guy who'll sweep you off your feet.
你是打算现在就开始倾心之恋 还是待会再爱 Would you like the sweeping to commence now or later?
你是四处惹事的花花公子吗 You're my mischievous playboy?
我一直希望自己婚姻美满 I always hoped I'd marry well.
谢谢 Thanks.
告诉你吧... You know...
我十五岁的时候 我爸给我看了我第一本悬疑小说 my dad gave me my first mystery novel when I was 15:
《东方快车谋杀案》 Murder on the Orient Express.
从此我乐此不疲 I've been reading them ever since.
那是蒂凡妮·梅 她专写维多利亚时代的惊悚小说 That's Tiffany May! She writes Victorian thrillers.
应该说是一部维多利亚时代的惊悚小说 Well, she wrote one Victorian thriller.
都等她出下一个故事呢 We're still waiting for the next one.
可能就是她请你参加活动的 Maybe she invited you to this shindig.
谢德 我可是指望你真能帮上忙 Shade, you're supposed to be helpful.
其实吧 你说对了 You know, you're right.
邀请人很可能认识你 It's probably someone who knows you
了解你对悬疑小说的痴迷 and knows your love of mystery novels.
- 没错 - 可能是你的前...客户 - Well, obviously! - Perhaps a former... client,
前同事 被抛弃的前男友 a colleague, a jilted lover,
或者三者都是 or perhaps... all three.
罗兰亲爱的 你跑偏了 Roland, you're rambling, dear.
大家好啊 Well, hey.
特克斯 Tex.
- 你怎么来了 - 给你个惊喜 - What are you doing here? - Surprising you.
- 我讨厌惊喜 - 我知道 - I hate surprises. - I know that,
不过这个惊喜是关于悬疑作家的 所以呢... but this one comes with mystery writers, so...
你把谢德也带来了 I see you brought Shade.
我不介意 Ah. No offence taken.
- 又见面了 哥们儿 - 幸会 - Heh. Good to see you, man. - Yeah, you too.
别误会我的意思 我只想问问你来做什么 Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but, uh, why are you here?
我一直在给几本悬疑小说做顾问 Oh, I've been consulting on a few mystery novels
有一年了吧 其中一位作者 in the last year or so. One of the authors I work with
请我在研讨活动上发言 asked me to speak on a panel.
我想着安吉多喜欢悬疑小说啊... Knowing how much Angie loves mysteries...
是你让他们邀请我 You had them invite me.
- 反正也不是什么大事 - 不对 这事挺大的 - Well, it's not a big deal. - No, it's a huge deal.
说实话 特别是那什么之后... Actually, I mean... especially after...
特别是我回西雅图后你再没给我回过电话 对吧 I went home to Seattle, and you never called me back?
咱们还是不能有涵养地忘掉那段往事的哈 Oh, so we're not gonna tastefully ignore that elephant.
是的 做不到 忘了有什么好处 No. No, where's the fun in that?
有人打算来点劲儿大的吗 Who could use something a little stronger?
我打算来点 I know I could.
私家侦探 第五季第05集
那边 你一定要和他认识一下 Oh. You have to meet him.
- 你把我介绍给他 - 我会的 - Oh. Introduce me? - Yeah, I will.
- 这边 - 特克斯来了 我最得力的专业顾问 - Oh, this way. - Oh! There's Tex, my favourite consultant.
- 迪迪·佛莱尔斯 - 你好 - Deedee Friars. - Hi.
我是...我特别...我没法... I'm... so... and I can't...
迪迪 这位是安吉·埃弗雷特 Deedee, let me introduce you to Angie Everett.
非常出色的私家侦探 She is a brilliant private investigator.
有时候我其实也能正常说话 Sometimes, I can even form sentences.
这位是伊芙·哈利丹 她的首本青年主题的小说 This is Eve Harridan. Her debut young adult novel
过两周才会面世 isn't on the shelves for another two weeks,
而她已经获得一份电影合约 还有北美巡售活动 and she's already got a movie deal and a North American tour.
一定会大卖 It's going to be a bona fide hit.
- 恭喜 - 谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
我一会儿要在大家面前选读一章我的小说 I'm reading a chapter of my book in front of a room
实际上这里的每个听众都带给我以创作灵感 of basically everyone who's ever inspired me.
一点不紧张 Not stressful at all.
只要别紧张得吐出来 就求之不得了 If I don't throw up, it'll be a raging success.
- 我习惯尽量往后坐 - 失陪 - I always try to sit in the back. - Excuse me.
迪迪 Deedee?
- 能帮我签个名吗 - 太可以了 - Do you mind signing something for me? - Absolutely.
- 我也特别喜欢这本... - 你看... - Aw, this is one of my faves. - Heh. Maybe...
- 多签点行吗 - 行啊 - more than one? - Oh, sure.
签两次没问题 三次也行 I can do a couple, yeah. Oh, three.
四本了 Four.
你这个包有点层出不穷的意思 It's like the never-ending... book bag.
好像是一整套的 你全带来了 This is like a box set. You've got all of them.
二位 刚才干嘛去了 Hey, guys. What's going on?
我刚请人签了五本书 Oh, I just got, like, five books signed.
- 那是珀西·沃斯 - 耳熟 - That's Percy Voss. - That name sounds familiar.
他写过《宪法危及》 He wrote The Constitutional Crisis,
《华盛顿勇士》《德尔塔协议》 Washington Warrior, Delta Protocol.
《德尔塔协议》 我特别喜欢这部电影 Oh, Delta Protocol. I loved that movie.
- 《德尔塔协议 2》就不怎么样了 - 我也这么想的 - Delta Protocol 2, not so much. - Oh, I couldn't agree more!
第三和第四部就跟不错了 你说呢 3 and 4 are killer, though, right?
- 第三和第四部简直惊艳啊 - 我想让你俩明白 - 3 and 4 were unbelievable! - I'll have you know,
二位影迷 你们说的那些电影 fanboys, that all of those movies
都是从珀西的小说脱胎编剧 那位 are based on Percy's novels, and that?
是他的妻子 海伦·沃斯 That is his wife, Helen Voss,
当代真正的犯罪主题作家 the true crime writer of our time.
对 她帮忙把那个连环杀手送进大牢 Yeah, she's the one that helped put away that serial killer.
- 叫什么来着 - 西雅图扼杀犯 - Who was it? - The Seattle Strangler.
六个月之前抓住的他 而且这还不是 Trapped him six months ago, and he's not the first killer
- 她协助收监的第一个罪犯 - 写作... - she helped put behind bars. - Writing is a...
是一种感官体验 打字机的重量 tactile experience, the weight of the typewriter,
键盘的敲击弹跳 急掠而过的滑轴 the bounce of the keys, the swoosh of the slide.
都是我的角色在和我对话 It's how my characters speak through me.
当然 如果我有我妻子那样的才华 Although, of course, if I had my wife's talent,
只需要几刀白纸就足够了 I'd only need a scrap of paper.
亲爱的 我都不好意思了 Honey, you're embarrassing me.
回到正题 关于情节 Now, as for the plot,
- 我会写出... - 我去不是吧 - I like to write... - Oh, please.
- 太假了 - 天才 - So pretentious. - He's a genius.
- 打扰了 安吉 - 我没偷拍 - Excuse me, Angie? - I'm not taking photos.
伊芙 出什么事了 Eve, is everything OK?
如果你真的是位出色的私家侦探... If you really are a brilliant private investigator...
我觉得我需要你的帮助 I think I need your help.
你的上升势头结束了 世上只容得下一位巅峰大家
我进门就看见这个 I came into my room and found this.
"你的上升势头结束了 世上只容得下一位巅峰大家" "Your rise is over. There's only room for one at the top."
这设定 有悬念 有刺激 Wow. Talk about a cliff hanger.
你的上升势头结束了 世上只容得下一位巅峰大家
你能想到什么人 Can you think of anyone
会用这种特别的手法... that would want to threaten you in such a...
来威胁你吗 unique way?
我能想到不止一人 这儿的人都恨我 Only one? Everyone here hates me.
- 都恨你 - 听起来不可思议吧 但事实如此 - Everyone? - I know it sounds dramatic, but it's true.
我的书引发了激烈的讨论 My book is getting a lot of buzz.
电影改编协议对于作者来说就像圣杯一样 I mean, a movie deal is like the holy grail for authors,
大家却觉得我的书不配得到它 and nobody here thinks I deserve it.
那这人为什么会用斧头 And why the axe?
我的书是关于一个女人 My book is about a woman
在一个反乌托邦世界里解决迷题 who solves mysteries in a dystopian world.
斧头是她的主要武器 Her primary weapon is an axe.
所以写下这条留言的人读过这本书 但... So this is a message from someone who read it, but...
迪迪说这本书还没出版呢 Deedee said it wasn't out yet.
只有业内人士读过 The only eyes on it have been industry insiders.
- 其中有谁在现场吗 - 我给海伦·沃斯发过一份 - Are any of them here? - I sent it to Helen Voss.
但她一般写真实的犯罪 不写少年小说 But she writes true crime, not YA.
我做过她三年的助理 Well, I was her assistant for three years.
我原希望她能写个封底简介 I was hoping she'd write a blurb for the back cover.
- 然后呢 - 她不愿意 - And? - She wouldn't do it.
我郁闷坏了 I was mortified.
- 我早该猜到的 - 为什么这么说 - I should've known. - And why is that?
我辞掉助理工作时 她大发雷霆 Well, she blew her lid when I quit working for her.
她说我自私自利 忘恩负义 She called me selfish and ungrateful.
听起来某人居心叵测啊 Sounds like someone has an axe to grind.
我保证 我们一定会查清楚的 I promise you, we'll get to the bottom of this.
- 我要打给佐伊 - 好 - I'm gonna call Zoe. - All right.
- 酒吧碰头吗 - 好 - Meet you at the bar? - Sure.
好了 Ok.
安吉 今天周六 你给了我一天假的 Angie! Heh. It's Saturday. You gave me the day off.
我只是过来拿那袋你从来不吃的薯片 I was just coming in to grab that bag of chips you never eat.
- 我真幸运啊 - 我马上就走 - Lucky me. - I'm practically out the door.
拜托了 佐伊 我们需要你的帮助 Oh, come on, Zoe. We need your help.
你可以周一周二休息 You can have Monday and Tuesday off.
我还包你午饭 And... lunch is on me.
- 你需要什么 - 纯威士忌 - What do you need? - Whisky neat.
谢谢 Thanks.
我要杯一样的 I'll take one of those.
为什么安吉一副在工作的样子 So why does Angie have her work face on?
说来有趣 我们在这才待了 That's a funny story. We've been here all of, what,
四十五分钟 就接到了个案子 45 minutes, and already we have a case.
- 这有什么有趣的 - 你不觉得起码要认识一小时以上 - How is that funny? - Well, you'd think they'd hire you,
他们才会雇用你吗 seeing as they've known you longer than an hour.
这也不是特别有趣 但确实让我发笑了 I mean, it's not ha-ha funny, but... it does make me chuckle.
可能他们是想让我喘口气 Well, they're probably just trying to give me a break,
因为他们经常打电话向我咨询 since they're constantly calling me to consult.
我都说不清给多少本畅销书做过顾问了... 四本 I can't tell you how many bestsellers I've worked on... four.
你大老远跑来就是为了社交吗 So you really came all this way just to network?
和某个 You sure it doesn't have
沉迷解谜的私家侦探无关吗 something to do with a mystery-obsessed PI?
唐和茱尔斯还好吗 How are Don and Jules?
海伦在那边 我们得去和她谈谈 Helen's over there. We need to talk to her.
如果她因为伊芙辞职而生气 If she's pissed at Eve for quitting,
那也许她想在伊芙读书会前吓吓她 then maybe she wants to rattle her before her big reading.
而且 她是为数不多的知道斧头情节的人 Plus, she's one of only a few people who know about the axe.
没错 抱歉 特克斯 工作在身 晚点再聊 Yeah. Sorry, Tex. Duty calls. Catch you later?
那啥... 特克斯 So... Tex.
- 怎么了 - 我知道 这不关我事 - What? - I know, it's none of my business.
根本就没什么事 No, there is no business.
我不确定特克斯是不是和你想的一样 Oh, I don't know if Tex sees it the same way.
你走了还不到五分钟 他就问起你了 You weren't gone five minutes before he was asking about you.
他是一名侦探 对案件感兴趣 He's an investigator. He's interested in the cases of...
侦探 你懂的 you know, investigators.
怎么了 他说什么了 Why? What'd he say?
她在那 跟着我 Oh, there she is. Follow my lead.
显然伊芙·哈利丹的小说不仅是一部巧妙尖锐的 Apparently... Eve Harridan's novel isn't just a smart,
《饥饿游戏》 edgy Hunger Games.
还是一部关于Z世代 It's a modern treatise on how
对未来社会的贡献将如何 Gen Z's contribution to future society
超越其他几代人的现代著作 will outweigh any other generation.
抱歉 我不是有意偷听 但我有个小建议 Sorry. I don't mean to eavesdrop. Little advice?
对所有新闻稿都保留些态度 Take all press releases with a grain of salt.
- 这评价可不怎么好 - 我读过她那本书 - That doesn't sound good. - I've read the book.
不过是女权主义反乌托邦的胡言乱语 It's feminist dystopian drivel.
这评价怪苛刻的 Wow, that's a harsh review.
诚实不是残酷 Honesty isn't cruel.
这一点很难教给脸皮薄才能少的 Something that's hard to teach young grasshoppers
年轻新人们 whose skin is as thin as their talent.
她为你工作过吗 She worked for you?
你给新来的人一个机会 You give an up and comer a break,
他们就把你的办公室和资源占为己有了 and they treat your office and your resources like their own.
要这么做 至少也有个原创的点子吧 You're gonna do that, at least come up with an original idea.
千禧一代啊 Yeah. Millenials.
我只希望她不要重蹈斯蒂芬妮·梅的覆辙 I just hope she doesn't go the way of Stephanie May.
什么样的覆辙 And what way is that?
她的第一本小说已经 It's been four years since
出版四年了 却没再有新作品了 her first novel and still no follow-up.
是遇到写作上的瓶颈了吧 Oh. Some case of writer's block.
这就是年轻人的问题 That's the problem with these young pups.
写了一本书就觉得自己是杜鲁门·卡波特了 They write one book and think they're Truman Capote.
杜鲁门·卡波特: 美国作家 代表作有《冷血》和《蒂凡尼的早餐》
现在她的出版商都盯着伊芙 Now, her publisher's focused on Eve
斯蒂芬妮却被拒之门外 while Stephanie gets shoved out the door.
- 我只是打个比方 - 他们放弃她了吗 - Metaphorically speaking. - They're dropping her?
她第一本书出版后 出版商给了一笔预付款 They're demanding she return the advance
现在要求她退款呢 she got after her first book...
但她一收到钱 which she spent on a house
就拿去买房子了 while the ink on the cheque was still wet.
- 低级错误啊 - 据说 - Rookie mistake. - Rumour has it
她还不清抵押贷款和预付款了 she can't pay off the mortgage or the advance.
我可什么都没说啊 But you didn't hear that from me.
可能是出于嫉妒和绝望 So maybe, jealous and desperate,
斯蒂芬妮在伊芙屋里留了纸条 Stephanie puts the note in Eve's room
想把她的读书会搞砸 to try to mess up her reading.
如果读书会举办不成功 And then, if it goes badly,
伊芙就不是出版商的宠儿了 Eve's not their publisher's golden child.
她在那呢 你能搞定吗 And there she is. You got this?
小菜一碟 斯蒂芬妮·梅 Yeah, piece of cake. Stephanie May!
我是你的忠实粉丝 I am your biggest fan.
真的 我读了六遍《解放蒸汽朋克》 Seriously, I've read Steampunks Loose six times.
安吉 别让自己难堪 Angie, you're embarrassing yourself.
- 你要是在伊芙·哈利丹的读书会... - 才不会呢 - If you do this at Eve Harridan's reading... - Oh, I won't.
她可比不上斯蒂芬妮·梅 She's no Stephanie May.
天啊 听你这样说我真高兴 Gosh, that's kind of you to say,
但我听说伊芙的书也不错 but I've heard good things about Eve's book.
她的出版商 Well, her publisher is
当然要为她造势 certainly laying out the red carpet for her.
她可配不上这些大张旗鼓的宣传 She can't be good enough for all this fanfare.
我见过她一两次 她看起来挺友好的 Oh, I've met her once or twice. She's seemed lovely.
随便吧 拜托 快告诉我 Whatever. Please, just tell me
你正在写第二本书呢 that you're working on your second book.
你不会等太久了 Well, your wait is almost over.
我最近正在做收尾工作 I am just putting the finishing touches on my latest endeavour.
我会在闭幕晚会上宣布的 I'll be announcing it at the closing party.
是关于维多利亚时期的另一起谋杀案吗 Is it another Victorian murder?
是《蒸汽朋克》系列的第二部 It is the second in the Steampunk Series.
我们的女主角察斯忒缇·普莱斯考特会调查 Our heroine, Chastity Prescott, investigates a series
维多利亚时代伦敦的一系列超自然谋杀案 of supernatural murders in Victoria-era London.
听起来就非常刺激啊 That sounds super exciting!
也许这样大家就不会再谈论... Maybe people will finally shut up about...
抱歉 Sorry.
看来你已经听说了 I see you've heard the
关于我预付款的传闻 没关系 rumours about my advance. That's... it's OK.
就像美国作家约翰·欧文说的 As John Irving wrote,
"谣言对平淡无奇的故事不感兴趣 "Rumours aren't interested in the unsensational story.
对真相也漠不关心" Rumours don't care what's true."
伊芙 Eve.
告诉我你们发现了些什么吧 Please, tell me you found something.
我们和斯蒂芬妮·梅聊了聊 Uh, well, we spoke to Stephanie May.
她在写第二本小说 She's written her follow-up novel,
还只说了你的好话 and only had nice things to say about you.
我们还和海伦谈了谈 And we talked to Helen.
换做是我 就不会再求她帮忙了 I wouldn't ask her for any more favours,
但她看起来不像是个威胁 but she doesn't seem like a threat.
这有没有可能是在捉弄你 Any chance this is hazing?
就那种老人给新人出难题的 You know, from the old guard to the new?
我不知道 可能是 I don't know. Like, I guess?
小组活动要开始了 The, uh, panel's about to start.
我们会照看你的 确保不会发生什么 We'll keep an eye on you, make sure nothing happens.
特克斯 我们这有一句你的语录说 Now, Tex, we have a quote of yours here that says
你的首要建议是做笔记 your number one piece of advice is to make notes.
我想看看这个 我去找个座位 I wanna watch this. I'm gonna take a seat.
- 好 - 我想我们要听听这个故事 - OK. - OK, I think we're gonna need to hear that story.
这个案子里 汽车牌照是重点 我当时很年轻 Well, the case rested on a licence plate, and I was young,
我觉得我能记住 and I thought I'd remember it.
但由于我没记下来车牌号 But it took an extra week to find the guy
我们多花了一周才找到那人 because I didn't write it down.
所以教训就是永远记得要记笔记 Lesson being: always take notes.
那个人太无礼了 That was rude.
是的 但也不是犯罪 我会盯着伊芙的 Yeah, but not criminal. I'll keep eyes on Eve.
- 你要不要去绕一圈 - 好 - You wanna do a lap? - Sure.
- 你是说我犯下的某个错误还是... - 好啊 - You mean one of the mistakes that I made, or... - OK.
我犯的一个大错是在听 Um, a big one for me would be listening
不只是听见别人说的话 and not just hearing the words that people are saying,
更要仔细聆听可能没说出口的言外之意 but listening for the words they might not be saying.
你听说托弗找了一家新出版社吗 Did you hear Topher got a new agent?
那也救不了他 Like that will help him.
作为一名世界闻名的专家 Well, speaking as a world-renowned expert
- 我从不犯任何错误 - 是的 - who doesn't make mistakes... - OK.
要我说 最大的马虎就是 ... I'd say the biggest blunder
没有检查所有东西上的指纹 is not checking for prints on everything.
伊芙·哈利丹的电影合同估值得有七位数 Apparently, Eve Harridan's movie deal is seven figures,
- 书都还没出来呢 - 纯属走运罢了 - and the book hasn't even come out yet. - It's pure luck.
能有多好啊 I mean, how good can it be?
等出来了就一目了然了 I guess we'll find out at her reading.
- 法医 - 你当然会这么想 迪迪 - ... forensic expert. - Well, you'd think so, Deedee,
但我见过许多专家 but I've seen experts completely ignore
对频繁接触区域的指纹视而不见 high-contact area for fingerprints.
人们触碰的地方比他们想象的要多得多 罪犯也是如此 People touch a lot more than they think they do, even criminals.
那罪过就大了... It would be criminal...
除了背后坏话 我一无所获 Well... unless cattiness is a crime, I got nothing.
最喜欢 最激动人心 最印象深刻的案子是哪一件 ... favourite, most exciting, most memorable case has been?
不要放过任何一个肮脏的细节 我全都要听 And don't spare us any dirt. I want every little detail.
我希望能给你讲一些精彩的故事 I wish I could regale you with some high drama,
但大多数私家侦探接到的案子 but, uh, the majority of cases that PIs get are
- 都是骗税和出轨 - 也许对他而言是这样 - tax fraud and infidelity. - Well, maybe for him.
看来某人有点不屑啊 Oh, look at Shade throwing shade.
我要追问你 OK, I'm gonna corner you,
你得告诉我一些有意思的细节 and you're gonna have to give me some juicy details.
我倒是有一些 I've got some juicy bits!
但是我们已经没有时间了 But, you know what, we don't have any time,
太遗憾了 还是很感谢你们两位能来到现场 So sadly. Thank you so much, both of you, for being here,
和我们分享一些有关活动的事情 and for giving us something to incorporate into our work.
是的 Yes.
现在 谋杀之谜游戏正式开始 And now, it's time for the murder mystery game.
你们现在可以打开 You may now all open up your envelopes
到达时拿到的信封了 that you received when you first arrived.
里面是你们的角色 时间线和线索 In there, you'll find your character, storyline and clues.
现在 让我们拭目以待 And now, we'll find out if you're as good
侦探小说作家是否也是好的侦探呢 at being detectives as you are at writing them.
接下来的三十分钟内 你们当中的一个人会死去 In the next 30 minutes, one of you will die.
会是谁呢 Who will it be?!
又会是谁解开谜案呢 玩得尽兴 And who will solve the case? OK. Enjoy yourselves.
男仆在哪 Where's the butler?
我的珍珠不见了 我要找他谈谈 I must discuss my missing pearls with him!
- 我去拿杯喝的 - 好的 - I need a drink. - Yeah.
韦斯特伍德·瓦格纳夫人 Ah, Mrs. Westwood Wagner,
我亲爱的妻子 我能为你拿一杯饮料吗 my lovely wife, can I get you a drink?
不胜荣幸 Please do.
我要和你私下谈谈 I need to speak with you. Privately.
我们兜兜转转太长时间了 We've been dancing around this for far too long.
但这一次 我们必须要坦诚相待 还有他 This time, we're finally honest with ourselves, and him.
- 坦诚什么 - 我们 - Honest about what? - Us.
是时候让他知道真相了 I mean, it's finally time he knows the truth.
我都不知道什么真相 I... I don't even think I know the truth...
我知道我只是个贫穷的马童 蒂皮 I know I'm not anything but a poor stable boy, Tippy,
但我们共度的夜晚 but those nights we spent
是我生命中最美好的时光 together were the best nights of my life.
- 你已经入戏了啊 - 是啊 你怎么... - You're in character. - Yeah. What did... what did you...
- 不 不 不 别在意 - 姐妹 - No, no, no. Never mind. - Honey,
你得好好看住你的男人啊 you've got to keep your eye on this man,
不然有人就要趁虚而入了哟 or someone's gonna come along and steal him.
没人能离间我和我可爱的妻子蒂皮 Ah, nothing could come between me and my lovely wife, Tippy.
罗兰宝贝 我不想伤害你 Oh, Roland, darling, I hate to break it to you,
但我和这个马童有了婚外情 but I'm having an affair with the poor stable boy.
三角恋 真有意思 Ooh, a love triangle! How delicious!
而我 只是一名普通的荡妇 And here I am, just a common harlot.
什么 这么快 天呐 我... What? So soon? God, I...
我都没来得及醉醺醺地指责谁是小偷呢 I didn't even get to drunkenly accuse anyone yet.
我应该是第一个受害者才对 I'm supposed to be the first victim.
海伦总是抢我风头 Helen's always stealing my spotlight.
她也许只是晕倒了 She probably just fainted.
她真的死了 She's really dead.
看起来是中毒而亡 Looks like poison.
海伦·沃斯被谋杀了 I think Helen Voss was murdered.
你能把那个包起来送去实验室吗 OK. Can you bag that and take that to the lab?
作家被人毒死在舞厅 So... the writer in the ballroom with the poison.
就像一场游戏 Just like the game.
对 确实很不合时宜 You're right, that's inappropriate.
你没说错 她确实是被毒死的 But I do think you're right about the poison.
我们要等到验尸官化验后才能知道是哪种毒药 We just won't know what kind until the coroner examines her.
我现在就能告诉你是哪种 I can tell you right now.
看到牙龈出血了吗 See the bleeding along the gums?
这是灭鼠剂的典型特征 就是老鼠药 That's a classic sign of rodenticide. Rat poison.
先生 你能离尸体远一点吗 你怎么进来的 Sir, can you step away from the body? How'd you get in here?
我是蒂莫西·伯恩斯 是名法医专家 I'm Timothy Burns, forensic expert.
好的 Ok.
不行 把手机拿远点 先生 Oh, uh, no! You're gonna have to put that phone away, sir.
这可是我第一次亲身接触谋杀案呢 This is the first time I've been around the murder part.
海伦是名犯罪小说作家 她会理解的 Helen was a true crime writer. She'd understand.
好的 但你可能已经妨碍了调查 OK. Well, you may have just compromised
还污染了尸体 所以 this investigation and contaminated the body, so.
你们可以雇我 I'm available for hire.
天哪 海伦 My god! Helen!
我曾写过上千桩血色命案 I've written a thousand deaths...
但我从未真正领会失去的含义 but I've never truly understood the meaning of the word loss.
节哀顺变 先生 I'm very sorry for your loss, sir.
请问命案发生时你在哪里 Can you tell us where you were at the time of the murder?
我... Uh, I, uh...
我在我的房间里 接受采访 I was in my suite, doing an interview.
你能想到谁会想杀死你的妻子吗 Can you think of anyone who might've wanted to kill your wife?
海伦写书时 Well, when Helen was writing a book,
她会找杀人犯 罪犯 目击证人谈话 she talked to killers, criminals, witnesses.
可我想不出最近有过什么威胁 But I can't think of any recent threats.
怎么会发生这种事 她怎么... How could this have happened? How is she just...
不能碰 先生 Oh, no! Actually, sir,
你不能碰那个 这是物证 you can't touch that. That's evidence.
这是她第一本书出版后买的 She bought it after her first book was published.
我们会尽快还给你 We'll get it back to you as soon as we can.
等等 Wait.
他们要把她带去哪 Where have they taken her?
海伦 海伦 Helen? Helen!
海伦 Helen!
我得找作家们做笔录了 So I have to get statements from all the writers,
我告诉他们不能离开现场 uh, and I've told everyone they can't leave
因为严格来说 他们都有嫌疑 the premises because, technically, they are all suspects,
但他们好像还蛮激动的 所以 which seemed to excite them, so...
有点诡异 that's strange.
我看见特克斯在这 他回来了 真好啊 I saw Tex was in there. He's back in town? That's fun!
也没那么好 Or not.
好吧 我待会需要 OK. Well, I'm gonna need
你们俩的口供 所以别乱跑啊 statements from both of you, so stick around.
也许那张纸条是给海伦的 Maybe that note was meant for Helen
只是放错了房间 and just ended up in the wrong room.
- 不会 那把斧头肯定是给伊芙的 - 确实 - No. That axe was definitely meant for Eve. - Yeah.
达妮卡需要我们帮忙调查这个案子 Danica needs us on this case.
她叫我们别乱跑来着 Well, she did tell us to stick around.
我要和那个 I'm gonna go talk to that waiter
分发香槟杯的服务员谈谈 that was handing out the champagne glasses.
- 也许他知道一些线索 - 好的 - Maybe he knows something. - OK.
没有反常的事发生吗 So nothing out of the ordinary?
- 也没有陌生面孔 - 没有 - No new faces? - No. Nothing, man.
- 什么都没有 - 嗨 - Nothing. - Hey!
嗨 Hey!
你想插手我们的案子 Are you trying to horn in on our case?
看看是谁比我慢了一步 Says the guy that's five minutes behind me.
两位 我还需要在这吗 Hey, guys, do I need to stay here?
是的 Yes.
鉴于本案会备受瞩目 Look, given the high-profile nature of the case,
我想有警方背景的人接手会比较合适 I figured it required someone with a background in policing.
有个全面丰富的背景 Oh, not that having a background
也不是全然无用 in wraparound goals isn't useful.
你真的要从安吉手里抢这桩谋杀案 Are you really trying to steal a murder case from Angie?
我都不知道这算不算是安吉的案子 I don't know if it's technically Angie's case.
我倒蛮期待看你怎么告诉她 Oh. I look forward to watching you tell her that.
有道理 联手 Good point. Work together?
好啊 管他呢 Sure, what the hell.
好的 你叫什么名字 All right, kid, let's start with your name.
- 大卫 大卫·马克斯 - 大卫 - David. David Marks. - So, David,
海伦·沃斯喝了你给她的杯子里的酒 Helen Voss took a drink from a glass you served her
- 然后就倒下了 - 一个有毒的玻璃杯 - right before she collapsed. - A poisoned glass.
我不接饮料订单 Look, I don't take drink orders, man.
她只是从我的托盘里随意拿了一杯 She, uh, picked a random glass off my tray.
- 酒也不是我倒的 - 那是谁 - I don't even pour them. - Who does?
不知道 我从吧台端着一托盘的酒 走一圈 I don't know. I pick a tray of drinks from the bar, circulate,
- 再把空托盘端回去 - 你确定吗 大卫 - bring the empty tray back. - You sure about that, David?
- 确定 - 我们可不想听谎话 - Yeah. - 'Cause we don't like being lied to.
- 对吧 特克斯 - 不 我们决不想 谢德 - Isn't that right, Tex? - No, we do not, Shade.
我没说谎 Look, guys, I'm not lying.
我去吧台十分钟前托盘就已经在那了 The tray was sitting there 10 minutes before I got it.
据我所知 任何人都有机会下毒 As far as I know, anyone could've poisoned it.
好吧 我处理过很多案件 All right. Having been to a lot of these events,
知道服务员都是耳聪目明的 I know that waiters hear and see things.
对 大家都觉得我们不会留意 但我们其实会 Yeah. People think we're not listening, but we are.
你有没有听到或看到什么我们需要知道的事 Did you hear or see anything that we need to know about?
关于那个被害女人的吗 About that dead woman?
她和一个搞鉴证的怪人聊天 Uh, she was talking to this weird forensics guy.
是蒂莫西 他们聊了什么 Timothy. What were they talking about?
不知道 I don't know,
但我能说那是场亲密的谈话 but I could tell it was a close conversation,
你们懂我意思吗 if you know what I mean.
我说不上来 I can't put my finger on it,
但我在哪儿见过那个服务生 but I know that waiter from somewhere.
迪迪告诉我沃斯家有个善妒的管家 Deedee told me the Vosses have a jealous housekeeper.
我让佐伊去调查了 I've got Zoe looking into it.
我们在服务生那儿没问出什么 We didn't get much out of the waiter.
我们吗 特克斯 你想偷我的谋杀案子吗 We? Tex, you're not trying to steal my murder case.
谢德觉得自己应付不了证人 Look, Shade wasn't sure he could handle the witness,
- 所以让我帮忙 - 什么 - so he asked for my help. - What?!
我是可怜你 才让你帮忙的 I took pity on you and let you help!
好了 两位 说重点 OK, boys! Focus.
好吧 这个叫大卫·马克斯的 Right. This David Marks guy,
他说看到海伦 he says he saw Helen and
和蒂莫西有场私密谈话 Timothy in a quote unquote close conversation.
我也看到他们聊天了 看上去气氛紧张 I saw them talking too. It looked tense.
- 情人吵架吗 - 如果海伦和蒂莫西搞外遇 - Lovers' quarrel? - If Helen and Timothy were having an affair,
可能... 蒂莫西看到珀西大肆夸奖 maybe... Timothy got jealous when he saw
海伦多优秀 自己多爱她时 他嫉妒了 Percy talking about how great Helen is and how much he loves her?
所以 妒火愤怒下 他毒杀了她 So, in a jealous rage, he poisons her.
这就能解释为什么他急于接近她的尸体 That would explain why he was so eager to get to her body.
为掩盖罪证 他知道该怎么做 To cover up the evidence, which he'd know how to do.
他还写了那张便条 来掩盖自己的行踪 He also could've written that note to cover his tracks.
这个我来 I got this one.
来吗 Coming?
外遇吗 太荒唐了 An affair? That's absurd.
有证人看到你们两个交流得很亲密 A witness saw you two engaged in a pretty intimate conversation.
我经常被警告站得离别人太近 I'm told I stand too close to people.
- 是吗 - 我也看到了 - You do? - I saw the same conversation,
- 看起来确实很情绪化 - 不是那个方面的 - and it did seem impassioned. - Not in that way.
介意提点我们一下吗 Care to enlighten us?
我做海伦的鉴证顾问很多年了 I've been Helen's forensic consultant for years.
毕竟 我是世界知名的... After all, I am a world-renowned...
- 鉴证专家 - 是 我们知道 - Forensics expert. - Yeah. We got it.
人们以为她凭一己之力完成的作品 People think she does all the work on her own,
但完全不是那样 but that's entirely false.
是我核验鉴证环节 I examine the forensics.
是我做了科学解释 I explain the science,
不然的话她的案子永远破不了 without which no case of hers would ever be solved.
那为什么吵架 Then why the argument?
西雅图扼杀犯入狱后 After the Seattle Strangler went to prison,
因为我的工作 我推销了一本关于犯罪鉴证的书 because of my work, I pitched a book about the crime's forensics,
海伦知道我在做 which Helen knew I was doing,
然后在她自己的书里加了一章 and then added a chapter to her book.
西雅图扼杀犯案件的鉴定取证 The forensics of the Seattle Strangler case.
是的 最糟的是... Yes! And the worst part is...
她没在致谢里提到我 she didn't include me in the acknowledgements!
没有致谢 什么都没有 No thank you, no nothing!
- 真冷漠 - 海伦就是这样 - That's cold. - That's Helen.
- 所以你有动机 - 我是很生气 - So you had motive. - I was upset,
但没气到要杀了她 but not enough to kill her.
尤其还使用这种普通手段 不可能 Especially in such a pedestrian way. No.
你看到的是我打算退出 What you saw was me quitting.
没了我 她就再也调查不出 She would never have been able to investigate
或者写不出任何东西了 or write anything without me.
所以 即使有什么 也是她要杀你 So, if anything, she had reason to kill you,
而不是反过来 not the other way around.
就像我们在鉴证界说的 精准 As we say in the forensics world, that is accurate.
我们能看看你拍的尸体照片吗 Could we see the photos you took of the body?
呃... 行啊 Well... yes.
她食指上的是什么 What's that on her index finger?
看起来和她嘴周围的刺激物一样 Looks like the same irritation as around her mouth.
是老鼠药 Rat poison!
为什么是个小三角形状 But why in the shape of a tiny triangle?
怎么导致的 What could've caused that?
怎么弄到她手指上的 And how did it get on her finger?
如果我们能弄清楚海伦手指上的图案是怎么出现的 If we can figure out what caused the pattern on Helen's finger,
它就能指向 it'll point to the actual
下毒的具体方法 有望找到凶手 method of poisoning and, hopefully, who did it.
- 嗨 杰达 - 马特 - Hey, Jada. - Matt.
真高兴你接电话了 你们还好吗 I'm so glad you picked up. Are you all right?
很好啊 怎么了 Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
悬疑作家大会的谋杀案已经上了 The murder at the Mystery Writer's Conference
- 各处新闻 - 电视上到处都在报谋杀案 - is all over the news. - The murder's all over the TV.
我们没事 不用担心 No, we're fine. Nothing to worry about.
- 其实我们在帮忙 - 我该让你们忙了 - Actually, we're helping out. - Well, I should let you go.
- 注意安全 - 好的 待会儿见 - Stay safe. - Yeah, all right. I'll see you later.
嗨 佐伊 有什么发现吗 Hey, Zoe. What do you got?
一周前 海伦对伊芙提起诉讼 A week ago, Helen filed a lawsuit against Eve.
原来伊芙是在给海伦工作的时候写了她的书 Turns out Eve wrote her book while working for Helen.
所以海伦认为 So Helen's arguing that
伊芙的书实际属于她的公司 Eve's book actually belongs to her company?
- 是的 - 如果伊芙输了官司 - Exactly. - If Eve lost the lawsuit,
她就会失去书的版权 连同电影合约 she'd lose the rights to her book, along with her movie deal,
- 名声和金钱 糟了 - 怎么了 - fame and the money. Damn. - What?
看起来我们的客户可能想杀了海伦 Looks like our client might've killed Helen.
你偶尔也让我用用那东西 You know, you could let me use that thing every once in a while.
你上回用的时候 Oh, like last time,
弄得不耐烦了 直接搞坏了门把手 when you got frustrated and broke the doorknob?
至少我们进门了 不是吗 I got us in the room, didn't I?
就看看这里有什么指向伊芙的线索 Just see if there's anything here that points to Eve.
绝不会是伊芙做的 You know, there's no way Eve did this.
她还年轻 未来有大好时光 She's young. She's got her whole life ahead of her.
马特·谢徳 看到漂亮脸蛋就动摇 Aw, Matt Shade, swayed by a pretty face.
拜托 你都没动摇过我 不是吗 Oh, please. I never listen to you, do I?
嗨... Hey...
看这个 Check it out.
你们在这里做什么 What are you doing in here?
为什么这么看着我 Why are you looking at me like that?
因为我们找到了这个... Because we found this...
由此你成为了我们首要嫌疑人 and that makes you our number one suspect.
跟我说实话 Tell me the truth.
是你自己写的吗 You wrote that yourself.
不是 我为什么要这么做 No! Why would I do that?
为了甩开所有人注意力 To throw everybody off.
你知道海伦不喜欢你的书 I mean, you knew Helen didn't like your book.
她是你的导师 She was your mentor.
她从来不尊重你 She never respected you.
现在 她打算起诉你 And now, she was going to sue you.
- 毁了你的人生 - 是的 - Ruin your life. - Yes.
所以你杀了她 So you killed her!
达妮卡是在同时演好警察和坏警察吗 Is Danica being good cop and bad cop?
看起来是这样 It would appear that way.
她令人尊敬 却不讨喜 She was revered, but she wasn't well liked.
说真的 任何人都有可能 Seriously, it could have been anyone.
我们看错她了吗 Did we misread her?
毕竟指控伊芙的证据相当确凿 I mean, the evidence against Eve is pretty damning.
她很可能自己写了便条误导我们 She could've written the note to throw us off.
我们检测了海伦体内的毒药 We tested the poison in Helen's system,
和你房间里发现的老鼠药匹配 and it matches the rat poison that we found in your room.
- 我不知道药是哪来的 - 好吧 - I don't know how it got there. - OK.
- 我就不该雇那两人 - 喂 - I shouldn't have hired those guys. - Hey!
- 确实是我们导致她被抓的 - 行吧 - We did get her arrested. - Fair.
好吧 我们继续把她当作客户 OK. We'll keep her as a client,
但要是查出来是她干的... but if we find out that she did it...
我就亲自和达妮卡说 I'll tell Danica myself.
奇怪的是我们检测了海伦的杯子 What's interesting is that we tested Helen's glass,
里面没有老鼠药 and we found no trace of rat poison.
所以你是怎么下毒的 伊芙 So where did it come from, Eve?
我不知道 I don't know!
基于海伦手指的照片 Based on the photo of Helen's finger,
很明显 导致她中毒的东西 it's obvious that whatever
是她碰过的 poisoned her was something she touched.
只是因为你们找到了老鼠药 Just because you found the rat poison,
不代表你们对所有资料都有权限 that does not give you access to everything.
我才是这里的警探 I'm the detective here.
这个... 是回谢 And this... is a courtesy.
- 太感谢了 - 动作快点 - And so appreciated. - Just be quick.
这是她的钱包和里面所有东西 This is her purse and all of its contents.
好的 有钱包... OK. We got the purse...
手机 一些钥匙 and cell phone, some keys.
- 口气清新剂 记号笔... - 就是这个 - Breath freshener, Sharpie... - This is it.
口气清新剂 Breath freshener.
喷雾瓶顶部有一个三角形的凹痕 The top of the spray bottle has an indentation of a triangle.
好的 是从这里下毒的 OK. The poison came from this.
我把这个拿去检测 I'm gonna take this to be tested.
这证明不了你们客户的清白 This does not exonerate your client.
伊芙是海伦的助理 她应该知道... Eve was Helen's assistant. She would've known...
她使用喷雾的频率 how frequently she used the breath spray,
你们两个都在伊芙房间里发现了老鼠药 and you both found the rat poison in Eve's room.
所以伊芙还是我们的首要嫌疑人 只是... So Eve is going to remain our primary suspect. Just...
好吗 只是告诉你们一声 OK? I'm just letting you know that.
佐伊·周
和管家谈得怎么样 佐伊 How'd it go with the housekeeper, Zoe?
- 她去关岛探亲了 - 等一下 - She's visiting her family in Guam. - Oh. Hold on.
特克斯 我和谢徳在一起 现在帮你接通佐伊的电话 Hey, Tex. I'm with Shade. I'm just patching you in with Zoe.
性感男特克斯回来了 Ooh! Sexy Texy's back in town.
佐伊 我能听见你 Hey, Zoe. Uh... I can hear you.
你好 特克斯 Hey, Tex!
我觉得那个叫大卫·马克斯的侍者有点面熟 I thought that waiter, David Marks, looked familiar,
所以我给参与调查 so I put in a call to a contact who worked
西雅图扼杀犯彼得·塔姆珀案子的人打了个电话 the Seattle Strangler, aka Peter Tamper, case,
猜猜谁有个儿子叫大卫·塔姆珀 and guess who has a son named David Tamper?
我现在就给你们传张照片 I'm gonna send you a photo right now.
- 我见过这张照片 - 到处都有 - I've seen this photo. - It was everywhere.
房子里的是他的儿子 That's his son in the house.
- 当时十八岁 但 看起来面熟吗 - 是那个侍者大卫 - He's 18 here, but... look familiar? - That's the waiter, David!
你们再去找他谈谈 OK. You guys go talk to him again.
我留这里陪伊芙 I'm gonna stay here with Eve.
是我们把她弄了进来 就得把她弄出去 We got her into this mess. Let's get her out.
- 大卫·马克斯 - 或者该叫你大卫·塔姆珀 - David Marks? - Or should we say David Tamper?
我想我应该先告诉你们的 I guess I should've told you.
为什么不告诉我们 大卫 Why didn't you tell us that, David?
我父亲是个杀人犯 My father's a murderer.
我不想让人知道我们有关联 I don't like to advertise that we're related.
然而 你却毫不犹豫的 And yet, you had no problem getting your revenge
向那个把你父亲送进监狱的人复仇 on the woman who put your dad behind bars.
- 什么 没有 - 你指望我们相信 - What? No. - You expect us to believe
你在这里工作是巧合吗 it's a coincidence that you're working this event?
- 不 我是说 是啊 - 是还是不是 大卫 - No. I mean... I mean, yeah. - Which is it, David?
我只是想和海伦谈谈 Look, I just wanted to talk to Helen.
我知道她正在写一本有关我爸和他的案子的书 I knew she was writing a book about my dad and his case.
我父亲 My father...
他罪有应得 he deserves everything he gets.
但是我和我妈 But me and my mom...
我们与此无关 we had nothing to do with it.
事实上 我们压根不知道发生了什么 Matter of fact, we had no idea what was going on.
我想要全世界都知道这一点 And I want the world to know that.
你想要海伦以你的角度来讲述 You wanted Helen to tell your side of the story?
对 她给了我手机号 Yeah. She gave me her cell phone number.
我们打算安排个见面时间 We were gonna set up an interview time.
就是这个名片 That's the card.
我为什么要杀害唯一 Why would I kill the only person
能为我和母亲发声的人呢 who would give me and my mom a voice?
原来大卫是个受害人 不是凶手 Turns out David's a victim himself, not a killer.
也没有任何证据表明他和谋杀有关 And there isn't any evidence connecting him to the murder.
如果你们能听我这个真正的警探的话 You guys could've saved yourselves a lot of time
就可以省下很多时间 if you'd listened to me, the actual detective.
严格讲 我们都是侦探啊 Ah, technically, we're all detectives here.
如果凶手不是连环杀手的儿子 So if the murderer isn't the serial killer's son,
也不是鉴证专家 或年轻的小天真 那么... or the forensics expert, or the young ingénue then...
- 会是谁呢 - 知道吗 - who is it? - You know,
珀西只要把海伦的口腔喷雾 all Percy had to do was switch
换成毒药就可以了 Helen's breath spray with the poison.
这样 她不知不觉中就毒死了自己 From there, she unknowingly poisoned herself.
所以即便珀西有不在场证明 So even if Percy had an alibi,
他不用在场就可以杀了她 he wouldn't have to be with her to kill her.
伊芙说珀西和海伦并不像看起来那么恩爱 Eve said that Percy and Helen weren't as in love as they seemed.
很显然 他们维持表象 Apparently, they kept up appearances
是因为他们的爱情故事可以促进书的销售 because their love story sold books.
珀西可以随时把她的口腔喷雾 Percy could've switched her real breath freshener
换成毒药 with the poisoned one anytime.
所以他才想拿那个包包 That's why he wanted the purse.
他不想让包包成为证据 He wanted to keep it out of evidence.
另外 他完全有机会把毒药和留言 Plus, he had every opportunity to plant the poison
放到伊芙的房间进行栽赃 and the note in Eve's room.
看来我们要去拜访一下珀西 Sounds like we need to pay Percy a visit.
你说了算 鲍尔斯警探 Your call, Detective Powers.
我喜欢他 I like him.
我也是 I do too.
沃斯先生 Mr. Voss?
我们想和你谈谈你妻子的事 We need to speak with you about your wife.
你想来硬的吗 好啊 You wanna do this the hard way? Fine.
你得跟我去警局来个长谈 You need to come with me to the station for a long talk.
我觉得他去不了警局了 I don't think he's going to the police station.
珀西·沃斯死了 Percy Voss is dead.
看他的嘴唇 Look at his lips.
海伦嘴上也有同样的炎症 It's the same irritation that Helen had.
他一定是摄入了同样的老鼠药 He must've ingested the same rat poison.
可能是在他的酒水里 It was probably in his drink.
至少我们知道伊芙是清白的了 Well, at least we know that Eve is innocent.
珀西被杀的时候她被拘禁了 She was in custody when Percy was killed.
这家伙对雪茄很有品味 Guy's got good taste in cigars.
这可是比安科之花 That's a Flor di Bianco.
我喜欢上等的古巴雪茄 I love a nice Cuban.
我老爸喜欢雪茄 My dad loved cigars,
但他只能买得起至尊威霍姆斯雪茄 but he could only afford Majesty Winholms.
我吸过一次雪茄 吸第一口的时候 I smoked a cigar once. It was great...
感觉不错 for one puff.
然后...我就吐了 Then... then, I puked.
这支雪茄几乎没怎么被抽过 Well, this cigar is barely smoked.
"我杀了她 愿上帝在今生或来生原谅我" "I killed her. May God forgive me in this life or the next."
也许珀西不是被谋杀的 Maybe Percy wasn't murdered.
他是自杀 He committed suicide.
安吉 Ange?
你可以远离案情分析板了 案子结了 You can step away from the board now. The case is closed.
珀西杀了海伦 然后自杀 Percy killed Helen, then killed himself.
说不上来 好像太简单了 I don't know. It seems too easy.
谢徳是对的 有些事说不通 Shade's right. Something's not adding up.
之前达妮卡讯问伊芙的时候 When Danica questioned Eve earlier,
她说珀西自认是终极精英男 she said Percy thought of himself as the ultimate alpha male.
从不会承认自己错了 He could never admit he was wrong.
所以他是个自大狂 So he's an egomaniac.
什么样的自大狂会在杀死妻子 What kind of egomaniac kills their wife,
十二个小时后就后悔 regrets it 12 hours later
- 然后自杀呢 - 对吧 - and then kills themselves? - Right?
事情说不通 The pieces don't add up.
我和杰达的约会要迟到了 明天再继续吧 Ah. I'm late to meet Jada. Pick this up tomorrow?
好主意 Yeah, that's a good idea.
明早我们重新审视这个案子 We'll put fresh eyes on it in the morning.
好的 回见 All right. See you guys.
我们要把它喝完吗 Well... should we finish it?
我们可不想浪费 We don't wanna be wasteful.
又有你在身边了真好...我是说破案哈 It's been nice having you around again... on the case.
- 能让谢徳保持警觉 - 回来感觉很好 - Keeps Shade on his toes. - Well, it's nice being back.
老友们又相聚一堂了 The old gang's back together again.
你 我 You, me...
- 那个家伙 - 我不怎么想谈谢徳 - that other guy. - Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about Shade.
我也不想 Neither do I.
时间太晚了 You know, it's getting pretty late.
太晚了 Very late.
- 我感觉很累 - 我也是 - I'm feeling pretty tired. - Me too.
很幸运 我有性价比最高的折扣床垫 Luckily, I have the best discount mattress money can buy.
跟我再多讲讲这个床垫 Tell me more about this mattress.
他们给我打了五折 Well, they gave me 50% off,
还免费送了两个枕套 and they threw in two pillowcases for free.
那我得看看去 Now that I gotta see.
这是欣赏它的唯一方式 It's really the only way to appreciate it.
抱歉我来晚了 Hey. I'm sorry I'm late.
显然 这房子归我们俩了 Apparently, we have the house to ourselves.
有人给我留了花 And someone had flowers waiting for me.
本来应该是紫色满天星之类的 Ah, they were supposed to be those purple astral things.
它们很完美 你有这份心... They're perfect, and the fact that you even tried...
就很浪漫了 it's very romantic.
房子里只有我们是吗 House to ourselves, huh?
- 有很多空房间 - 那我们在这里干嘛呢 - A lot of empty rooms. - What are we doing down here?
- 你好 - 那个比安科之花雪茄 - Hello? - The Flor di Bianco.
- 谢徳 现在是早上七点 - 价值750加元 - It's 7 A.M., Shade. - It's a $750 cigar.
九点时候还是750加元吧 OK, and it'll still be 750 at 9 A.M., right?
怎么会有人点了一支750加元的雪茄 Why would someone light a $750 cigar
只吸了一口就让它熄灭呢 to only take one puff and let it burn out?
确实不会 特别是知道这是自己最后一支的时候 Well, you wouldn't. Especially if you knew it was your last one.
完全正确 珀西没有打算自杀 Exactly! Percy wasn't planning on killing himself.
- 他是被谋杀的 - 伪造了遗书的人 - He was murdered. - And whoever murdered him
就是凶手 faked his suicide note.
可能和杀了海伦的是同一个人 但是 Well, probably the same person that killed Helen, but...
谁会想同时杀了海伦和珀西·沃斯呢 who would wanna kill both Helen and Percy Voss?
我不知道 但威士忌和一支昂贵的雪茄 I don't know. But... Scotch and an expensive cigar,
听起来不像在庆祝什么吗 doesn't that sound like a celebration to you?
谢徳 你是个天才 Shade, you're a genius.
那么 是你告诉特克斯还是我来 So... you wanna tell Tex or should I?
不不不 我来 No, uh, no, I, uh, I got it. Um...
珀西很迷信 So Percy was superstitious.
要不要打个赌 没准他每次完成一份手稿 How much do you wanna bet he had a ritual
就会搞个仪式 every time he finished a manuscript?
倒上一杯威士忌 点上一支雪茄 Pour a glass of whisky spark up a cigar.
一本珀西的新小说 一个死去的珀西 A new Percy novel, a dead Percy.
我觉得这不是个巧合 I don't think that's a coincidence.
我也这样想 Neither do I.
达妮卡 谢谢你让我们进来 Hey, Danica. Thanks for getting us in.
伊芙有没有提到手稿可能在哪儿 Eve didn't happen to mention where the manuscript might be?
是吗 检查下冰箱 Really? Check the freezer.
- 冰箱吗 - 伊芙说在冰箱找找 - The freezer? - It's where Eve said to look.
找到了 Here it is.
"《切斯特非尔德手记》 珀西·沃斯著" "Chesterfield Journals by Percy Voss."
我们找到了 谢谢 达妮卡 We got it. Thanks, Danica.
我怎么没想到呢 I should've known.
- 怎么 - 他只用打字机写作 - Why? - Because he only writes on a typewriter,
所以没有电子版 so there wouldn't be a digital copy.
所以他要把书藏起来 不过为什么藏在冰箱里 Explains why he hides it, but why the freezer?
伊芙跟达妮卡说 他的第一本畅销书就是这么处理的 Eve told Danica that he did it after his first bestseller,
所以他后来就一直这样 and he's done it ever since.
显然 只有伊芙和海伦知道他这个习惯 Apparently, the only people that even know that are Eve and Helen.
所以 有人杀了珀西 搜了整间套房 So someone killed Percy, searched the suite
但没找到这份手稿 for the manuscript, couldn't find it.
不过 有一点我搞不懂 The one thing I don't get is what does any of this
这一切跟海伦有什么关系 have to do with Helen?
奇怪 这篇小说的背景是维多利亚时代 This is weird. This novel takes place in the Victorian era.
那不是斯蒂芬妮·梅的题材吗 Isn't that Stephanie May's genre?
是啊 也许 珀西在尝试一些新东西 It is. Maybe... Percy was branching out?
或者他这是踏进斯蒂芬妮的地盘了 Or edging into Stephanie's territory.
- 或许她感觉到危机了 - 我查到了个线索 - Maybe she felt threatened. - Yo, I think I have something here.
"当你们看到这个采访的时候 这本书就会问世 "By the time this airs, the book will be released.
《切斯特非尔德手记》讲的是侦探里普·切斯特非尔德 The Chesterfield Journals follows Detective Rip Chesterfield
在维多利亚时代的芝加哥调查一桩 as he investigates a supernatural murder
超自然谋杀案的故事" in Victorian-era Chicago."
这基本就跟斯蒂芬妮说的 That's almost exactly what Stephanie said
她的下一部蒸汽朋克小说一模一样啊 her next steampunk novel was about.
他们想到一起去了 有这么巧吗 Is it possible they had the same idea?
可能是珀西剽窃她 Percy could've stolen her book.
他写了无数本畅销书了 He's written countless bestsellers.
她才出了一本 没有理由剽窃她啊 She's written one. There'd be no reason to steal her book.
- 但是... - 斯蒂芬妮·梅迫切需要一部大卖的作品 - On the other hand... - Stephanie May desperately needs a hit.
不然的话 她的房子 事业 一切都没了 Otherwise, she'll lose her house, her career, everything.
这本书有可能是珀西给斯蒂芬妮写的 Percy could've written this book for Stephanie.
这就能解释为什么时间线是维多利亚时代了 It would explain why it takes place in Victorian times.
对 但是珀西不像是为了给朋友帮忙 Yeah, but Percy doesn't seem like the kind of guy
写本书这种人啊 who would write a book to help out a friend.
他们可不是朋友 They're not friends.
他俩几乎都不认识 Percy and Stephanie barely know each other.
他们住在不同的城市 They live in different cities.
有不同的读者群体 混的圈子都不一样 They have different fan bases. They run in different circles.
所以他俩之间没有联系 So nothing connects these two.
除了一点 他们都每年出席 Other than they're both writers who show up
同一个作家会议 at the same conference every year.
他俩基本上是陌生人 They're basically strangers.
会场怪客 Strangers at a conference.
你们找到了 Oh, do you have it?
在珀西住的套房 It was in Percy's suite.
太感谢了 我... Oh! Thank you so much. I...
肯定是在一片混乱中把它弄丢了 must've left it in all the chaos.
一定是珀西看到了 就帮我保管了 Percy took it to keep it safe, I'm sure.
这个周末 You know, this weekend,
我们来了灵感 也想写本书 we've been inspired to write our own novel.
你想听听看吗 Could we pitch it to you?
是讲一位年轻作家的 It's about a young writer.
就叫她斯蒂芬妮好了 随便叫着玩 Let's call her... Stephanie, just for fun.
她写了一本好书 拿到了一笔钱 She wrote a good book and was given a small fortune
需要再写一本 但是她写不出来 to write another one, but she couldn't deliver.
所以她的出版商想把钱要回去 So her publishers demanded the money back.
与此同时 有一位功成名就的作家 就叫他... Meanwhile, a very successful writer, let's call him...
珀西吧 他恨自己的老婆 巴不得她死掉 Percy, hated his wife and wanted her dead.
然后这两位作家就做了个局 So the two writers cooked up this scheme.
耳熟吗 Does this sound familiar?
没有 Heh. No.
他给你代笔了 He ghostwrote your book for you.
这也太可笑了 为什么 他图什么啊 That's ridiculous. What? Why would he do that?
因为你愿意帮他杀掉妻子 Because you were willing to kill his wife.
经典的《火车怪客》协议 Classic Strangers on the Train agreement.
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没有人会怀疑到你头上 No one would suspect you.
你跟海伦没有任何联系 You've got no connection to Helen, and...
珀西又看上去很爱他妻子 Percy seemed to adore his wife.
而你就像每个优秀的推理作家一样 But, like any good mystery writer,
还加了一条迷惑读者的假线索 you added a red herring.
你在伊芙的房间里放了老鼠药 想栽赃她 You planted the rat poison in Eve's room to try to frame her.
但你误判了你的搭档 Except you miscalculated your partner.
珀西意识到他代笔了一篇畅销书级别的作品 Percy realized he ghostwrote a bestseller.
然后不想给你了 And he refused to give it to you...
你肯定失望透了 which must have been a big bummer,
毕竟你已经把他妻子杀了 since you already killed his wife.
你的唯一出路 就是杀掉珀西 The only option you had left was to kill Percy
然后伪装成自杀 and try to make it look like a suicide.
这样你就可以把这篇手稿据为己有了 And then, take his manuscript as your own.
这也太扯了 This is crazy!
- 只是你没找到手稿 - 直到现在 - The only problem was you couldn't find it. - Until now.
手稿本来就是我的 That manuscript is mine,
- 你们什么也证明不了 - 不能吗 - and you can't prove otherwise. - No?
"里普终于要揭晓谜底了 "Rip had arrived at the moment of truth.
在所有市民面前 In front of the townspeople,
他挑明了杀人吸血鬼的真身 他就是..." he revealed who the murderous vampire was. It was... "
谁是那个杀人吸血鬼呢 Ooh! Who was the murderous vampire?
如果我们推理有误 这本书确实是你的作品 I mean, if we're wrong and you did write this,
那你应该知道凶手是谁 you'll know who the killer is.
我没必要回答你们的问题 I don't have to answer your questions.
其实 你有必要 谁是凶手 Actually... you do. Who's the killer?
你不知道 因为不是你写的 You don't know the answer 'cause you didn't write it.
你在珀西的酒里下了毒 You poisoned Percy's drink.
然后在打字机上伪造了遗言 Then, you typed a fake suicide note.
下次你要是再想伪造自杀现场 帮帮忙好伐 Next time you wanna make it look like a suicide, do me a favour:
别把被害人留在打字机和酒杯上的 don't wipe the victim's prints from his typewriter
指纹擦掉 一下子就露馅了 and his scotch glass. It's a dead giveaway.
往好的方面想 你会有大把的时间 On the plus side, you're gonna have plenty of time
写第二本书了 to write that second novel...
在监狱里 ... in jail.
待我写完这个故事 Folks, when I get finished writing this,
你俩就会成为真正的犯罪小说主角 you're gonna be major players in a true crime book.
肯定会办巡回签售会啊 卖电影版权啊 I see book tours, movie rights.
我在想让锤哥兄弟里的谁来演我呢 I'm just trying to figure out which Hemsworth brother's gonna play me.
失陪 Excuse me.
这杯酒敬蒂莫西 也敬我们自己 干得漂亮 Ah, to Timothy. And to us. Job well done.
除了害你被逮捕的小插曲 Except for the whole getting you arrested bit.
太抱歉了 Sorry about that.
对作家来说 任何事件都是灵感来源 说到这个 Everything is inspiration to writers. Oh! Speaking of...
我也有助理了 是不是很酷 I have an assistant now! How cool is that?
谢谢 Thank you!
这是给你们的 These are for you.
这是样书 It's an advance copy of my book
一个小小礼物 作为答谢 and a small token of my appreciation.
"愿死神不会在现实中找上你们" "May your deaths only ever be written."
- 谢谢 - 不 谢谢你们 - Thank you. - No, thank you...
所做的一切 for everything.
- 特克斯在哪里 - 他去帮我拿吃的了 - So where's Tex? - Oh! He's off getting me some food.
他知道我每两小时就要吃点东西 He knows I need to eat every two hours.
他很懂你啊 He really gets you, doesn't he?
- 也许吧 - 我差点忘了 - Maybe. - Oh! Before I forget...
这是送你的 Ah. I got you something.
谢德 这是我爸的最爱 Shade... my dad's favourite.
想抽就抽 别等特别的日子 Don't save 'em for a special occasion.
杰达·贝里来电
接呗 Answer it.
- 确定吗 - 别别扭扭干什么 - You sure? - Yeah. Don't be weird.
好 Ok.
你想吃小汉堡 还是沙拉 Well, we have... A slider or a salad.
沙拉是给谁的 Who's the salad for?
我明天要飞回西雅图了 So I'm on a flight back to Seattle tomorrow,
除非... unless...
这几天我过得很开心 你是个好人 This has been great. You are... so great.
你各方面都特别好 You check all the boxes.
只不过不是你要的那个人 Yeah. I'm just... still not the guy.
你可不能怪我 我总得试一试 Well, you can't blame me for trying.
我不会的 Never.
看在咱俩的情分上 再跳最后一支舞吧 One last dance for old time's sake?
没问题 Absolutely.
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最新一集的私家侦探 将于下周四在Global播放 Watch an all new Private Eyes, next Thursday on Global.
关于比利小子的事情 你知道多少 What do you know about Billy the Kid?
他是个神枪手 杀了不少人 对吧 He was a gunslinger, he killed a bunch of guys. Right?
- 下周四 - 他抢完了一火车的金子 - Next Thursday... - After he robbed the train of its gold,
就躲了起来 就在这个小镇上 he hid out, right here in ***.
搜索遗失的宝藏 A search for a lost treasure...
比利小子的牛仔靴被偷了 Billy the Kid cowboy boots have been stolen.
法外之徒的传奇故事 ... And a legend of outlaws.
十秒内 我要听到答案 I need an answer in ten seconds or less.
- 三... - 慢着 八 七 四 哪去了 - Three... - Wait! What happened to eight, seven and four?
二... 一 Two... one.
最新的私家侦探 就在下周四的Global All new Private Eyes, next Thursday on Global.
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