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第一季 第１集
我真的很期待 I'm actually really looking forward to this.
这里曾两次获得全球健康奖 This place has won two global wellness awards,
精神健康奖和社会影响奖 mental wellness and social impact.
不过后者可能是荣誉奖 Though, the latter might have been, an honorable mention.
事实上 这位女士给了我们很大的折扣 The fact is, this woman is giving us a massive price break.
这… 这真是促进社会进步的举动 What a... what a socially progressive thing to do.
把治愈病人放在赚钱前面 To put healing people ahead of the profit motive.
我想有的顾客 I mean, to... I think some of these other folks here
肯定是付了好几千块来的 are paying... paying thousands of dollars.
♪ 我们得到了金奖券 ♪ ♪ We got the golden ticket ♪
我真的感觉离那越近 我越轻松 I actually feel myself getting lighter as I get nearer.
这肯定是件好事 你不觉得吗 亲爱的 It's going to be a good thing. Don't you think so, honey?
-是啊 -对吧 你还好吗 佐伊 佐伊 - I do. ‐ Yeah. How you doing, Zoe? Zoe!
嗯 Yeah.
你感觉怎样 How you doing back there?
好极了 爸 我很期待 Never better, Dad. Just looking forward.
会很棒的 It's going to be great.
大家好 我是杰西 Hey guys, it's Jess.
我们要去"静心居"静修 So, we're headed to a transformation retreat called Tranquillum.
我可以带上话题 但那边不玩社交媒体 I would tag them for you, but they're not on social.
非常神秘 It's like super mysterious.
总之 我们要在那里待10天 Anyway, we're gonna spend 10 days
冥想 瑜伽 健康饮食 doing meditation, yoga, healthy eating,
和我的男人共度美好时光… and spending some quality time with my man...
靠 本 你是故意的吗 Damn it, Ben, did you do that on purpose?
是路的错 它要把我车干翻了 It's this road. It's beating the shit out of my car.
现在我得再录一遍 Now I have to record the whole thing again.
-你不用这样的 -我就要 - You don't have to. ‐ Yes, I do.
要我说 咱们这次 Look, if you ask me, I feel like we're taking
自我提升的计划也太过头了 this whole self‐improvement thing a little too far.
怎么突然说这个 你这话什么意思 I didn't ask, but what's that supposed to mean?
就是... 老天啊 It means that... Whoa, God!
如果不断进步 我们总会变得完美的吧 Look, if we keep getting better, eventually we'll be perfect, right?
然后呢 Then what?
你犯浑的水平就能更精进了 Maybe you'll be a perfect little asshole.
我没在犯浑 I'm not being an asshole.
我只是不懂为什么要去那里 I just don't understand why I'm going to this place.
因为我们出了问题 本杰明… We're going 'cause we have issues, Benjamin...
我们的感情 with us.
这应该比你的破车重要得多 That should mean more to you than your fucking car.
我们需要戏剧性 We need something dramatic.
是啊 这绝对够戏剧性 Yeah, this is definitely dramatic.
要是悬挂系统坏了… Yo, if I fuck up my suspension...
♪ 今日宜放歌 ♪ ♪ Yes, it's a good day for singin' a song ♪
♪ 今日宜前进 ♪ ♪ And it's a good day for movin' along ♪
♪ 今日天气好 万事都大吉 ♪ ♪ Yes, it's a good day How could anything be wrong ♪
♪ 美好的日子 ♪ ♪ A good day ♪
♪ 白昼到夜晚 ♪ ♪ From mornin' till night ♪
拥抱健康吧 弗朗西丝升级版 Wellness here I come. Frances 2.0.
做好准备 Get ready.
没错 做好准备 Yeah, get ready.
♪ 美好的日子 白昼到夜晚 ♪ ♪ A good day From mornin' till night ♪
小混蛋 都不打个电话来 Little shit. Not even a phone call, huh?
为什么 怕太礼貌了吗 Why not? Would it be too courteous?
喂 Hello?
到极乐世界了吗 Hey. So have we achieved nirvana yet?
离无限的宁静还有段距离 Still a ways off from infinite serenity.
好吧 你得认真试一次 亲爱的 Okay. Well, you need to give this a real chance, honey.
我这不就在认真… I am giving this a real cha...
我就要去那里呢 I'm literally going there right now.
这不就是在尝试吗 That's giving it a chance.
不许想他 And do not even think about him.
他就是个混蛋 He's an asshole.
我没想 要是我的朋友们不会 I wasn't. If I could just get my friends
打电话来提起他就太好了 to stop calling and bringing him up.
你给支支招呗 Any ideas how I could do that?
经纪人来消息了吗 Have you heard from your agent?
没 但你现在既提了他 I have not, but now you've brought up him
又提了工作 还要接着 and work, so you got anything else
欢迎来到 加利福尼亚卡布里罗 "一路辛苦了"
-惹我心烦吗 -我爱你 - you wanna throw at me? - Just that I love you.
欢迎来到 加利福尼亚卡布里罗 "一路辛苦了"
新书棒极了 你太棒了 The new book is fantastic. You are fantastic,
欢迎来到 加利福尼亚卡布里罗 "一路辛苦了"
你会在静心居度过美妙的10天 and you're going to have a fabulous 10 days at Tranquillum.
我知道 我也觉得 Yes. I know. I feel the same way.
以全新的我回归 Come back a whole new me.
大家肯定都更喜欢那样的我 I'm sure everyone will like that one better.
我喜欢现在的你 Well, I like this one.
马蒂
谢谢 艾琳 我经纪人来电话了 Thanks. Oh, Erin, it's my agent,
马蒂
我待会再打给你 爱你 I'm gonna have to call you back. Love you.
一定要再打给我 爱你 Call me back! I love you!
-你好 -弗朗西丝 ‐ Hey there. - Frances?
今天生意谈得怎样 So, how's the book biz going today?
你… 你听起来很开心 You just... you just sound so upbeat!
我在去跟你说过的那个健康度假村的路上 I'm on my way to that health retreat I told you about.
我在努力让自己保持积极的心态 I'm just trying to put myself in a positive state of mind.
是啊 记得那些死在蒸疗棚屋的人吗 Yeah, well, remember those people who died in that sweat lodge?
他们以为自己开了窍 They thought they were being enlightened
其实都快被烤熟了 when in reality they were being cooked.
两码事 这地方看着棒极了 This is nothing like that. This place looks amazing.
我只是去那里疗养 I'm just going there for some healing.
按摩 也许再来点温和的禁食 You know, massage. Maybe some gentle fasting.
太好了 Great, well,
我不是来报好消息的 弗兰妮 I'm not the bearer of good news, Franny.
什么意思 What is that supposed to mean?
我觉得书写得很好 I think it is beautifully written,
我真的很喜欢 I really, really do.
慢着 你… 你是说... W... wait a minute. Are... are you s...
你是说他们不… 他们不想要这本书吗 are you saying they don't... they don't want the book?
弗兰妮 这真的很难开口 There's no easy way to say this, Franny,
我就直说了吧 so I'm just gonna tell you.
他们想买断你的合同 They want to buy you out of your contract.
我很遗憾 弗兰妮 I'm so sorry about this, Franny,
尤其是在 especially after everything that happened
那个可怕的骗子的事后 with that horrendous grifter man.
我太替你难过了 I mean, I just feel so awful for you.
我不想跟你聊这事 I do not wanna talk about this with you.
这下好了 That's it.
我完蛋了 铁板钉钉了 I'm done. This is how it ends.
这他妈死定了 Dead to the fucking world!
完犊子 Fucking dead!
你他妈死定了 You're dead to the fucking world!
我天 Oh, my God.
你好 Hello?
你还好吗 You okay?
你... 需要帮助吗 女士 You... do you need some help, Miss?
不 我... 我很好 我没事 No. I'm... I'm... I'm good. I'm good.
听起来可不像 You don't seem good.
我只是在平静地表达绝望 Well, I was just having a quiet moment of despair.
行吧 这就是你所谓的平静吗 Okay. Well, that's your idea of a quiet moment?
因为你看起来... 'Cause you seemed...
你像个报丧女妖在乱喊乱叫 You're screaming like a banshee.
[爱尔兰神话中的女妖 以长长的哀嚎预报家中要有丧事发生]
所以我才把车停下来 That's why I pulled over.
-抱歉 不好意思 -没事 - Well, I'm sorry. I apologize. ‐ It's okay.
我还以为这里是荒郊野外 没人会来 I thought I was in the middle of nowhere, completely alone.
-显然并不是 -你生病了吗 - Clearly, that is not the case. ‐ Are you sick?
-你说什么 -你像是 - I beg your pardon? ‐ You seem to be having
突然发病 精神崩溃 some kind of a mental breakdown episode sort of thing.
我不是在评判你 我们家族 I'm not judging, you know, I got,
就有精神病史 I got mental illness in my own family.
是吗 我没事 谢谢你 Is that right? I'm fine, thank you.
一般人可不会这样大喊着... You know, it's not normal to be screaming...
"这他妈死定了" "dead to the fuckin' world"
还那么声嘶力竭 at the top of your lungs, you know?
你知道是怎么回事吗 You know what it is?
我只是潮热 I was having a hot flash.
所以我没事 非常感谢你 So I'm good. Thank you so much.
你有在服用补剂吗 Do you take supplements?
抱歉 什... I'm sorry. W...
黄... 黄体酮 Proges... Progesterone?
黄体酮 我听说有帮助 Progesterone. I heard that helps.
我们现在非得聊这个吗 Are we actually having this conversation right now?
-你这么冲干什么 女士 -我没有 - What's with the tone, lady? ‐ I don't have a tone.
我只是不习惯素未谋面的陌生人 I am just not used to complete strangers prescribing
就这么在路边给我看病... hormone replacement therapy...
-让我吃激素 -抱歉 - curbside! ‐ Apologies.
我算是看出来了 你挺可悲的 I can see now that you're a tragic person.
祝你今天好运 Have a good day.
早上好 Good morning.
你是要去静心居吧 Headed to Tranquillum, I see.
何出此言 Why would you say that?
你囤的都是那边不给吃的东西 You're loading up on all the forbidden food items.
我也要去那儿 Oh, I'm going there, too.
太棒了 Excellent.
你要是能带着这些从前门进去 那就太幸运了 You'd be lucky if you get past the front door with this stuff.
我不该被这样对待 你真残忍 抱歉 雷 我不想再继续了 我也是 我想你 你他妈真自恋
手机也会被收走 They'll be taking that, too.
-他们不允许人们在静心居用手机 -你有事吗 - They don't allow...phones at Tranquillum. - Excuse me?
你对那有什么了解吗 What have you heard about the place?
不多 那些人进去一个样 Not much. The guests go in looking one way.
出来又是另一个样 Come out looking another.
所以她一定是对他们做了什么 So she must be doing something to them.
你见过她了吗 那里的负责人 And, uh, have you met her? The woman that runs it?
没 没 但是... No, no, but...
就我听到的消息 我很乐意见见她 from what I've heard, I'd like to.
据说她能彻底改变别人 Supposedly she completely changes people.
所以我才要去 改变自己 I mean, that's why I'm going. To be transformed.
祝你好运 Good luck with that.
原因在市场 It's the market, you know.
言情小说是最不吃香的 但也不会一直如此 Romance has taken the worst hit. It won't be forever.
这么紧张对我的背不好 马蒂 This tension is not good for my back, Marty.
弗兰妮 拜托 别这样 Franny, come on, stop it.
别... 别把精力浪费在这种破事上 Don't... don't waste your energy on this nonsense.
别去想了 好好玩 Just try to forget about it. Have a great time.
说我不够女权 就因为我 I'm a blight on feminism because I described
描写了... 男主角的瞳色 the eye color of... of my... my hero?
向你致敬 欢迎来到静心居 Namaste. Welcome to Tranquillum.
很高兴听你这么说 So excited to hear about it.
稍等一下 很快 Give me one second. Just one second.
他们说我该砍掉简这个角色 They said I should have killed off Jane.
谁会写死自己的主角 谁会 Who kills their main character? Who?
你一定是弗朗西丝吧 来吧 You must be Frances? Come.
一段旅程结束了 新的旅程即将开始 One journey ends and another begins.
他们怎么能说我厌女 How can they say I hate women?
我不可能厌女 我自己就是女人 I can't hate women. I am a woman.
我爱自己爱得不行 And I'm crazy about myself.
现在取消还不晚 Look. It's not too late to call this whole thing off.
本 拜托 我们都到了 Ben, please, we're here.
我只是觉得这事我们可以自己解决 I just feel like this is something we can work on ourselves.
我们已经在努力了 We've been working on it.
可显然 我们的感情出了问题 We're not in a good place obviously,
要么我们再努力看看 要么... and either we try or...
就算了 we don't.
你他妈什么毛病 What the fuck is your problem, man?
没什么毛病 No problem.
我只想你往前去点 我好停进来 I just need you to nudge it up a little so I can pull in.
所以你就准备一直这样按喇叭 So you're gonna just keep blowing your horn like that?
怎么 这是喇叭 Like what? It's a horn,
又不是乐器 it's not a musical instrument.
按下去就行了 You just, you know, push.
听到了吗 它只能发这一个音 See? It's only got the one note.
向你致敬 欢迎来到静心居 Namaste! Welcome to Tranquillum.
天 你皮肤太好了 Oh, my God, your skin is amazing.
-本 快看她的皮肤 -我是露露 - Ben, look at her skin! - I'm Lulu,
-这里的健康顾问 -皮肤不错 - one of the Wellness Consultants here. - Cool skin.
你们准备好踏上旅程了吗 You guys ready for the tour?
-是的 -大概吧 - Yes. ‐ Guess so.
好 Great!
我们很快会为您卸去这一负担的 We'll have to unburden you from that soon.
-真糟糕 -什么 - Oh, shit. - What?
可能会有点难受 但绝对值得 It hurts, but it's so worth it.
但我... 你是说... 全程都不行吗 But I'm... Do you mean like... like the whole time?
但这是我的手机 But it's my phone.
-挪下车呗 -我们... 我们能 - Hello? ‐ Can we... can we
把他赶走 让他滚蛋吗 eject him, evict him, get him out of here?
你知道... 知道这是怎么回事吗 You know... You know what that is?
我清楚得很... 就是... I know exactly what... That's...
因为现在很流行 because it's just so in vogue now
写死角色 但他们是我的孩子 to kill your characters. Well, they're my babies.
知道吗 很抱歉我不能杀死我的孩子 Okay, I'm sorry if I'm not a baby‐killer.
我连让他们受伤都做不到 I don't even wound my characters.
办好入住手续后 我建议 After we get you checked in, I would suggest
您去做一次森林浴 降低体内的皮质醇 a little forest bathing to lower your cortisol.
听起来不错 That sounds nice.
我们有座获过奖的植物园 We have an award‐winning arboretum.
我告诉你 从来... 还从没人说过我危险 And I'll tell you, what... what I've never been called is dangerous.
-我怎么会危险 这样... 我... -小心... - How would I even be dangerous? With... I'm... - Wait...
糟了 对不起 Oh, no. I'm sorry.
不 该道歉的是我 是我 别担心 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No worries.
-对不起 -我是卡梅尔 - I'm sorry. ‐ I'm Carmel.
-是 对... -不 我懂 我懂 - Yeah. It's, uh... ‐ No, get it. I get it.
我刚刚也在跟我的孩子通话 I was just on the phone with my kids, too.
-我太想他们了 -对 不是的 - I miss them so much. ‐ Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
-这是贝拉 这是... -不 不是的... 不是的... - This is Bella. This is... ‐ That's not... No, that's not...
我不是在... 我是... 我是在... 这是工作电话 I'm not doing... I'm... I'm... It's a work call.
我... 我有工作 I... I do something for a living.
-所以我不用... -那我... - So I don't do ki... - Oh, well I...
-我... 没有... 我没有... 贬低你的意思 -我知道 - I... Not meaning... I don't mean..to diminish. - Yeah.
-我只是... 我得... 处理些事情 -不 不 我... 好 - I just... I have to...take this. ‐ No. No, no. I... Yeah.
谢谢你 我... 天呐 I appreciate what you do. I was... God.
我明白... 不 我理解... I get... No, I... I understand.
卡梅尔 没事的 我跟你保证 Carmel. It'll be fine, I promise.
他们不在手机里 They aren't in there.
他们在这儿 They're in here.
和这儿 And in here.
你真漂亮 You're so pretty.
多问一句 这儿的人都和你一样漂亮吗 May I ask, is everybody here beautiful?
说实话 是的 As a matter of fact, yes.
你也是 卡梅尔 Including you, Carmel.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. ‐ Yeah.
-没关系的 好吗 -不 - It's okay. All right? ‐ No.
我... 我要点一下 I... I just need to pull something.
-好 别... -我有东西要点开 - Okay. No... ‐ I need to pull something up.
-弗朗西丝 弗朗西丝 -然后... 我得... - Frances. Frances. Frances. ‐ And then... I just need to...
弗朗西丝 想象一下你没点开 因为你不需要 Frances. Imagine you didn't, because you don't.
你真的... 不需要 You actually don't... need to.
好 是这样的 发生了些事 Okay. Here's the thing, something's come up.
所以我得走了 So I'm gonna have to leave.
总有事发生 Something always does.
但你现在在这儿 But you're here.
待在这儿吧 弗朗西丝 Be here, Frances.
-你真的很能打动人 -请在这儿签字 ‐ You're very good at this. - Sign here, please.
之前的事对不起 我是弗朗西丝·韦尔蒂 S... um, sorry about before. I'm Frances Welty.
-我之前没别的意思 -不 不 我... 不用这样 弗朗西丝 - I didn't mean anything by it. ‐ No, no. I... No. No, Frances.
等等 弗朗... 弗朗... 弗朗西丝·韦尔蒂 I'm sorry, Fran... Fran... Frances Welty,
那个... 那个作家弗朗西丝·韦尔蒂 the... the writer Frances Welty?
这要看你问的是谁了 Well, that depends on who you ask.
你随便问我 我看过你所有的书 Well, ask me. I have read everything.
-我是... 我... 我... -我们该走了 - I'm a... I... I... ‐ I think we're going.
有缘再见或者... 再也不见 I'll see you soon or... or never again.
健谈 太健谈了 Chatty. Very chatty.
这里 这是我们的泳池区 Here. This is our pool area.
-太好了 -还有... - This is nice. ‐ And the...
天呐 怎么是你 Oh, God. You?
我去 Crap.
-您一定就是托尼了 -对 ‐ You must be Tony. - Yeah.
我要去小便 I gotta take a piss.
您的私人健康顾问 Your personal wellness consultant will be back
-马上就来协助您 -牛逼 - momentarily to assist you. ‐ Swell.
不管怎样 我不是个可悲的人 You know, for what it's worth, I'm not a tragic person.
我... 我没打算... I... I'm not gonna...
你们都不查查客户的吗 I mean, don't you vet your clientèle?
他简直像个罪犯 我觉得他不对劲 He just seems like a criminal. I don't think he's right.
我完全理解 I 100 percent understand
他们为什么要收我手机 why they want me to give up my phone.
-那就没问题了 -只是 从逻辑上想 - So no problem, then. ‐ I'm just thinking in logical terms.
万一有紧急情况呢 What if there's an emergency?
万一有杀人犯或者熊呢 Like, what if there's a murderer or a bear?
好 那从逻辑上说 如果有熊或杀人犯 Okay, logically, if there's a bear or a murderer,
你会怎么办 what are you gonna do?
早餐 7点 午餐 12点 晚餐 7点半 Breakfast, 7:00. Lunch, noon. Dinner, 7:30.
所有客人一起用餐 And all of our guests eat together.
一共多少客人 And how many guests are there?
九人 非常私密 Nine total. It's very intimate.
这里的一切都太赞了 It all looks so fabulous.
我已经感觉好多了 I mean, I already feel better,
我真的感觉到了 这难道不好吗 I really do. Is this not fantastic?
-是呀 -这是水疗中心 ‐ Yeah. - And this is our spa.
你很难在度假村里 I mean, you rarely see engineering
看到这样的设计 like this in a resort.
这样的精工细作 The... the... the craftsmanship,
对细节的注重 不可思议 the attention to detail. Incredible.
拿破仑 Napoleon.
成吉思汗... 巴顿 Genghis Khan... Patton?
我懂 不是的 我叫 I get it. No, uh, Napoleon Marconi,
-拿破仑·马可尼 -弗朗西丝 - that's my name. - Oh, Frances.
我还以为我们是在谈军事呢 I thought we were doing a military thing.
我好像跟我的向导走散了 I think I lost my guide.
很开心认识你 你是来参加 Yeah, it's super to meet you. You here for the
十天静修的吗 发现全新的自己 10‐day retreat? Us 2.0?
-当然 -你在这儿 ‐ I certainly am. - There you are.
我还以为来了位飞毛腿呢 Thought we had a runner for a second.
这是什么 What is this?
为您的新陈代谢需要特调的 Tailored specifically to your metabolic needs,
所以请不要跟他人分享 So please do not share.
还有 这一杯经过精确度量 Also it has been precisely constructed,
所以一定要喝完 so please be sure to drink it all.
再好不过 That is just the best.
来见见我家的美女们 Meet my beautiful, beautiful girls.
我太太 希瑟 女儿 佐伊 Wife Heather. Daughter Zoe.
很高兴见到你 Pleasure to meet you.
我也是 你们是为什么来的 Likewise. So what brings you here?
因为 不得不说 你们看起来简直完美 Because I have to say, you look pretty perfect.
你为什么要这么说 Why would you say something like that?
我就是夸夸你们 抱歉... I meant it as a compliment. I... S... sorry if...
我们去看看温泉吧 I think we're gonna explore the hot springs,
没准可以稍微泡下 maybe get a quick soak,
在池子里游几圈 没准还能去看下神秘空间 do a few laps in the pool, maybe even visit the sacred spa.
要带你们去看温泉吗 Should I show you the hot springs?
-当然 回见 弗朗西丝 -回见 - Please do. Ciao, Frances. ‐ Ciao.
来吧 女士们 向幸福跃进 C'mon, ladies. Jump start on bliss.
很高兴认识你们 Nice to meet you.
希瑟真是个贱人 Heather's a bitch.
好了 你的房间在这边 Okay. Your room is this way.
你们还有核磁共振机 You have an MRI machine?
对 静心居什么设备都有 Oh yeah, we've got all the toys here at Tranquillum.
一台核磁共振机要多少钱 How much does an MRI machine cost?
这我就不知道了 I wouldn't know, I'm afraid.
我听说这都是 I hear tell that Bill Gates
比尔·盖茨出资的 funded all of this, or at least put up a lot
至少种子资金大部分是他投的 是真的吗 of the initial seed money. Is it true?
我不知道 I wouldn't know.
到处都是不知道的事 Awful lot of not knowing going on.
这是什么 What's this?
我们的免责声明 It's just our legal disclaimer.
有人大老远跑过来 然后没签的吗 Does anyone come all the way here and not sign it?
你会是第一个 You would be the first not to sign.
"严禁客户在社交平台上 "Clients are prohibited from posting about Tranquillum
发布有关静心居的信息" on social media platforms."
那你们怎么招揽新客 So, how do you attract new guests?
口口相传 Word of mouth.
-这笑容真叫人印象深刻 -我也觉得 ‐ That's an impressive smile. - I like to think so.
那是什么 What's that?
静脉抽血 标准操作 Blood draw. Standard practice.
这标准吗 我已经 That's standard? I've already submitted
提交过了病历 my medical records,
光这事就有点奇怪了... which I found to be a tad bit bizarre...
我们隔几天就会抽一次血 We do a blood intake every few days.
这在你刚刚签的文件里都有提到 It was outlined in the document you just signed.
这都是为了给您定制健康之旅 It's part of how we tailor your wellness journey.
行吧 All right. Fine.
哪只胳膊 Which arm?
不疼的 This won't hurt a bit.
你勇敢 强大 You are brave. You are powerful.
你将会焕然一新 You shall be new again.
你会变成你想成为的样子 You shall be who you came here to be.
好 Yes.
镇定下来 卡梅尔 Get a grip, Carmel.
拜托 Come on.
-天 我真是... 抱歉 -我才是 - I'm... I'm sorry, ‐ Sorry!
我... 真抱歉 我刚刚... 在做森林浴 No, I'm so sorry. I was... I was forest bathing
我以为这有条小溪 and... and I mistook you for a creek.
都怪我 我不该这样的 My bad. I shouldn't have done that.
我... 我该走了... I just... You know, I... I had to go and...
好的 Yeah.
...我的健康顾问不知道跑哪儿去了 ...my... my wellness consultant was nowhere to be found.
别去跟管理人告我的状 好吗 Just don't rat me out to the warden, okay?
当然不会 等等 管理人 No. The... Wait, the warden?
你知道的 那位俄罗斯女士 You know. The Russian lady.
你见过她吗 Have you met her?
还没 你呢 No. Not yet. You?
也没有 不过我已经等不及了 No, I haven't. But I can't wait.
我听说了好多她的事 I mean, I've heard so much about her.
抱歉 我只是... Sorry, I just be...
天 你看起来好眼熟 God, you look so familiar.
-我不... 我... -你认错了吧 - I don't... I... ‐ No. I'm not.
好吧 我是卡梅尔 Yeah. I'm Carmel.
托尼 你为什么来这儿 Tony. What are you in for?
减肥 建立自尊 Weight loss. Esteem building,
转变身心 你呢 mind and body transformation. And what about you?
一样 Yeah, no, same thing.
-你结婚了吗 -我结婚了吗 - Are you married? ‐ Am I married?
操 这里不是那种地方吧 Fuck, this isn't one of those places, is it?
等等 什么 你... Wait, what? What do you...
你什么意思 What do you mean by that?
天涯孤客 反正后半辈子就这么过了 Lifelong bachelor. Rest of my life, anyway.
我得完事儿去了 好吗 So, I gotta go finish here, okay?
我还没抖那最后一下呢 I... I didn't even get to the shake.
很高兴见到你 香奈儿 Nice to meet you, Chanelle.
好吧 Yeah.
就在这边 Right this way.
这... This...
这就是天堂 this is Heaven.
欢迎来到静心居 Welcome to Tranquillum.
弗朗西丝 你的健康之旅开始了 Your wellness journey has begun, Frances.
我最近感觉非常不舒服 You know, I have been feeling rather unwell lately.
我知道 Yes, I know you have.
这会是最好的事 This is going to be the best thing.
我有预感 I just know it.
这必须是 It has to be.
我们会让你好起来的 弗朗西丝 We'll get you well, Frances.
我们会让你 We'll get you feeling as well as you've ever felt
恢复最佳状态 in your whole life.
好 Yeah.
天... God...
你怎么进来的 How did you get in here?
我从门外进来的 I came in through the door.
我是玛莎 I'm Masha.
你就是玛莎 You're her.
你怎么哭了 弗朗西丝 Why are you crying, Frances?
不过就是... You know. Just a little bit of...
..."我的事业要完蛋了"之类的 ..."my career is over" kind of thing,
外加更年期 感情生活也不顺 bit of menopause, you know, mix in a little bad relationship
还有点羞愧 and a dash of crippling shame.
我们会让你好起来的 We're gonna get you well.
我都想着不来了 You know, uh, I almost didn't come.
然后 等我到这的时候... And then, when I did get here...
我真的想过离开这 I really thought about leaving.
几乎所有来这的人 都有过不来的念头 Nearly everyone here almost didn't come.
他们感觉到来这里需要勇气 They sense it's going to take courage.
而且... And it'll be...
有时会有点不太愉快 sometimes unpleasant.
我再跟你说点别的 And I'll tell you something else.
来这里的人 大多数 The people who come here, most of them,
过得都不错 甚至是无忧无虑 they have fairly good lives. Comfortable, even.
他们是为感受痛苦而来 They come for the suffering.
我不想痛苦 I don't want to suffer.
你已经在痛苦了 You're already suffering.
不会吧 他妈怎么回事 No. What the hell?
好了 Yup, all right.
怎么了 What?
没事 Nothing.
佐伊为什么住另一个房间 Why is Zoe in another room?
因为这是间双人房 亲爱的 Because the rooms are double occupancy, darling.
她喜欢有自己的空间 你不懂吗 She loves having her own room, you kidding?
这是她跟你说的吗 Did she tell you that?
哪个二十岁的孩子 Well, what 20‐year‐old doesn't want to get away
-不想逃离父母的魔掌呢 -也许 就是我们的... - from her parents? ‐ Perhaps, our...
孩子 20‐year‐old.
也许 就在这一个周末... 想跟我们一起住 Perhaps, on this weekend... of all weekends.
坚持住 亲爱的 好吗 Just ride it out, sweetheart. Yeah.
我想迎新会之前 I thought I might hit the hot springs
去泡泡温泉 一起吗 before orientation. Join me?
你去吧 亲爱的 我去跑个步 You go, honey. I think I'll go for a run.
没 我还没看到她 No, I haven't met her yet.
正式迎新会在今晚 The official orientation is this evening.
不过肯定很糟糕... But it's fucked up...
我已经猜到了 that I can already tell.
我明天再联系你 I'll ring you again tomorrow.
雷
你好 Hello?
拉斯 Lars?
-已经不记得我的声音了吗 -你在哪 ‐ Forget my voice already? - Where are you?
我在一个超烂的水疗中心 I'm at some fucked‐up spa thing.
又去 Again?
好吧 Cool.
-这是为了工作 -好吧 - It's for work. ‐ Yeah, okay.
我会失联十天 I'm just gonna be off‐grid for 10 days,
跟你说下 以防万一... I wanted you to know. Just in case...
-我也不知道... -拉斯 不管你去哪 - I don't know... ‐ Lars, where you go,
都跟我没关系了 不是吗 that's no longer any of my business. Is it?
好吧 All right.
-这个... -祝你这十天玩得高兴 - Well... ‐ Enjoy your 10 days.
雷 Ray.
这里规矩一大堆 So many rules here,
我还以为偷听肯定也是不允许的呢 I would've thought eavesdropping must be on the list.
等下 你怎么还拿着手机 Wait, how do you still have a phone?
我没有手机 I don't have a phone.
是啊 是啊 你只有... Right, right. You just have a...
你只有一块手表 一个耳机和... you just have a watch and an earpiece and...
拉斯·李 Lars Lee.
佐伊·马可尼 Zoe Marconi.
你为什么要来静心居呢 And what brings a Zoe Marconi to Tranquillum?
我... 我爸妈带我来的 My pare... My parents.
那你为什么会来这呢 Yeah, what brings a Lars Lee?
又为什么觉得这里烂透了 And why do you think this place is fucked up?
这种都很烂 不是吗 Well, they all are, aren't they?
"健康静修" "Wellness retreats,"
不过是又一种 just another construct to separate rich people
骗富人钱的办法 from their money.
让他们在这个过程中 自我感觉良好 Get them to feel good about themselves in the process.
完全是胡扯 It's such utter crap.
可你还是来花钱了 And yet here you are, spending your money.
让你自己感觉良好 Feeling good about yourself.
咱俩不做朋友可惜了 Wow. You and I could actually be friends.
那雷怎么想呢 And how would, Ray feel about that?
宝贝 还是我 Hey, honey, hi. Uh, it's me again.
再给你发个消息 Just leaving you another message.
我会失联几天 Look, I'm going to be off the grid for a few days.
我在参加健康静修 I'm at a wellness retreat.
总之 这几天你都联系不上我了 Anyway, I'm gonna be unreachable.
虽然你也不在乎 Not that you care.
对不起... Sorry...
我爱你 就是 我会... I love you. It's, you know, I'll...
爱你 就这样 Yeah, love you. Okay.
托尼 我要把你的手机收走了 Tony. I'll need to take your phone now.
好吧 我就是给我女儿留个言 Yeah, I was just leaving a message for my daughter.
明白 但我们有规定 所以... Got it. But we have rules, so...
-手机给我吧 -行吧 听着 - the phone, please? ‐ Yeah, look.
我觉得我不该待在这 I don't think I'm really supposed to be here.
这真的是碰巧 I mean, the whole thing was kind of random.
我今天过得很糟糕 I was having a terrible fucking day,
我搜了下"水疗" 为了节省时间 and I Googled "spa." And then to save a little time,
我输入了"最贵" 你们这地方就跳出来了 I typed in "most expensive" and your place popped up,
但我到这之后... but now that I'm here...
我们这不相信什么"碰巧" We don't really believe in "random" here.
请把手机给我 The phone, please.
托尼 谢谢 Thank you, Tony.
这肯定对我俩有帮助 This is going to be really good for us.
我有预感哦 I can feel it.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
现在确实感觉很好 Yeah, this definitely feels real good right now.
这种矿泉浴挺 I think these mineral baths are,
"疗人"还是"撩人" 有这词吗 "aphrodisia‐cal"? "Aphrodisiacal," is that a word?
-撩... -不知道 你应该是自己 - Aphrodis... - I don't know, I think you just made
-造了个词吧 -肯定有这词 - that one up. ‐ It should be a word.
肯定没错 It definitely should.
还记得刚结婚那会儿吗 You remember right after?
我们去棕榈泉的度假村庆祝 When we went to celebrate at Two Bunch,
结果被赶了出来 因为我们 and they had to ask us to leave 'cause we were fucking
在温泉里大操特操 so much in the hot springs?
记得 太疯狂了 I do, that was crazy.
太疯狂了... So crazy...
老天 Dear.
兄弟 你好啊 What's up, man?
打扰你们了吗... 我可不想 Am I intruding? I... I'd be the last person
当电灯泡 to interrupt a romantic interlude.
-下来吧 -人越多越好 - Come on in. ‐ The more the merrier.
开了一天车 太累了 It's just I've been in a car all day, you know?
好了 All right.
太棒了 Wonderful.
抱歉 我是拿破仑·马可尼 I'm sorry, Napoleon Marconi.
本·钱德勒 Ben Chandler.
-这是我老婆杰西卡 -很高兴见到你们 - This is my wife, Jessica. ‐ Lovely to meet you both.
等等 你不会就是 Wait a minute. You're not the fella
那个... 开兰博基尼的家伙吧 that... that drives the Lamborghini, are you?
-是我 -老天爷啊 - I am. ‐ Holy moly!
天 我太想坐一次那种车了 Boy! I'd like a ride in one of those things.
-趁还有机会 -好吧 - Before this is all said and done. - Okay.
是啊 我只是个高中老师 Yeah. You see, I'm just a high school teacher.
我们还是用折扣价来的 We got in here on a discount.
这样吧 我可以带你兜兜风 You know what? I'd be happy to give you a ride.
或者让你试驾一回 Maybe even let you take it for a spin.
天啊 你... 不是在开玩笑吧 Oh, my God! You... you're not kidding?
没有 Nah.
-谢谢 -别客气 - Thank you. - Yeah, don't mention it.
高中老师是份令人钦佩的工作 High school teacher's an admirable job.
仅限于试试我的车哈 The offer is only limited to my car.
-本杰明 好了 他没有... -什么 ‐ Benjamin, stop. I don't think he was... - Beg your pardon?
你看我老婆那眼神 就好像也想试试似的 You looking at my wife like you want to take her for a spin.
-别说了 -老天啊 - No. ‐ My heavens.
我没有... 我... 你显然... That's not what I... I mean I... You're obviously...
没有 我... 我保证 No. I... Look, I give you my word.
"不可贪恋他人的一切" "Thou shalt not covet."
我... 我的婚姻很幸福 I'm a... I'm a happily married man.
我... 郑重宣誓过的 And one of my... my solemn word.
很好 Sounds good.
我可能还得当心你呢 I might have to watch out for you.
-哪里 -是啊 ‐ Nah. - Yeah.
我老婆也很出色 Because my wife's a humdinger, too.
-是吗 -对 - Yeah? ‐ Yeah.
她挺有魅力的 Yeah, she's pretty attractive.
有魅力到我的外号基本就是 So much so that my nickname is pretty much
"那家伙 真的吗" "That guy? Really?"
大家看看她再看看我 会想 People look at her and look at me, and think,
"那家伙 真的吗" "That guy? Really?"
懂了 挺逗的 I get it. That's funny.
是啊 你可能不会懂 因为 Yeah, you probably don't get that because,
你挺有魅力的 开着兰博基尼 you're comparably attractive, you drive a Lamborghini.
-谢谢 -我还是闭嘴吧 ‐ Thank you. - I'll shut up.
我很愿意把嘴闭上 I am perfectly willing to shut up.
我总是这么话痨 I'm a chronically loquacious person
你要是让我一直说下去 and if you let me talk long enough,
我总能踩到对方的雷 I always seem to find the poop and step right in it.
好了 我还是... All right, so, I'm going to...
朝着这里... 休息下 adjourn... to here.
很高兴认识你们 And, wonderful to meet you both.
我们也是 You too.
这地方太棒了 What an extraordinary place.
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
就一根 It's just one.
老规矩 每期开始前抽一根 Tradition, one before every session.
不过说真的 我们是疗养中心 But seriously. We are a health resort.
一根烟哪会让我没命 One cigarette is not going to kill me.
还能帮我应对那些客人 对他们来说也是好事吧 And if it helps me cope, better for the guests, right?
我有预感这群人... Something tells me with this group...
怎么了 这群人怎么了 What? What about this group?
只是... 气氛挺紧张的 对吧 Just... the vibe seems a little charged, right?
一下来了这么多难搞的 Too many cases in the basket.
玛莎知道自己在干什么 Masha knows what she's doing.
什么叫她管理着大家 What do you mean she curates?
传言说她会把客人们混搭 That's the rumor, she mixes and matches her guests.
跟调鸡尾酒一样 Like a cocktail.
我可不见得入得了她的眼 Not sure how I made the cut.
我猜你的生活一定糟透了 Well, I guess you must be really fucked up.
就普通一混蛋罢了 Just your run‐of‐the‐mill asshole.
又见面了 Hello again.
你好 Hello.
-好点了吗 -好多了 谢谢 - Feeling any better? ‐ I am, thank you.
那真是太好了 I'm so glad to hear it.
我也很高兴能告诉你 I'm so glad to be able to share that with you.
-祝你过得愉快 -你也是 - Have a wonderful life now. - You too.
我总能让人露出微笑 天赋 I bring it out of people. It's a gift.
-向你致敬 -他们人呢 - Namaste. - Where are they?
有人知道吗 Does anybody know?
还是说我们要自己迎新 Or are we expected to self‐orientate?
他们应该是故意把我们扔在这 I think they leave us alone on purpose.
为什么 Why?
就像"法律与秩序"里一样 一开始他们 Like in Law & Order, they always put the suspects
总会把嫌犯单独关屋里 挫挫锐气 in a room alone at first to soften them up.
-等等 所以你见过她了 -对 没错 ‐ Wait. So, you met her? - I did. Yeah.
她有没有说静修是什么样的 And did she give you any idea what to expect?
受苦 Suffering.
我可受不了苦 I have a very low pain threshold.
她还说了什么 What else did she say?
主要就说了这个 That was really about the gist of it.
就说 我们都是来这感受痛苦的 Really, just that, uh, we'd all come here to suffer.
我隐隐感觉她是来解救我们的 And I get the feeling she aims to deliver.
你看到她就知道了 她有点像 Wait till you see her. She's kind
美丽又神秘的东方独角兽 of an amazing mystical Eastern Bloc unicorn.
-懂我意思了吧 -向你们致敬 - See what I mean? ‐ Namaste.
欢迎来到静心居 Welcome to Tranquillum House.
此时此刻 你们正在山脚下 Right now, you're at the foot of a mountain.
山巅似乎遥不可及 And the summit, it seems impossibly far away,
我会助你们抵达山巅 and I'm gonna help you reach that summit.
十天后 你们离开这里时 In 10 days, you will leave here,
会和现在判若两人 you will not be the person that you are now.
离开静心居时 你们会感觉更快乐... You will leave Tranquillum House and you will feel happier...
更健康... healthier...
更轻盈... lighter...
更自由 freer.
在这的最后一天 你们会来到我跟前 And on the last day of your stay, you will come to me
跟我说 "是的 玛莎 玛莎 你说的没错 and you will say, "Yes, Masha. Masha, you were right!
我现在变了个人 I am not the same person.
我已不是从前的我了 我被治愈了 I'm not the same person that I was. I'm healed.
我自由了 I am free.
摆脱了坏习惯 Free of the negative habits
摆脱了化学物质 毒素 and chemicals and toxins and thoughts
让我踯躅不前的思绪 that were holding me back.
如今我身心清明 My mind and my body are clear.
我以自己不曾想象的方式改变了" And I am changed in ways I could never have imagined."
你翻过我们的包了吗 Did you go through our bags?
因为我好像少了些东西 Because I seem to be missing a few things.
没错 你少了巧克力和红酒 Yes. You are missing chocolate and wine.
弗朗西丝也是 As is Frances.
-真行 -这些都是抗氧化剂 所以... - Well. - And they're both antioxidants, so...
对 我也丢东西了 Yeah, I'm missing stuff, too.
你不能偷我们的东西 You don't get to just steal our shit.
可你现在是我的了 托尼 But you're mine now, Tony.
你也想把自己交给我 And you want to be mine.
你想我看见你 You want me to see you.
撕掉你的伪装 治愈真正的你 Peel you. Fix what I see.
告诉我... 你觉得这些是碰巧吗 Tell me... does any of this feel random to you?
回答我 这是碰巧吗 Answer me. Does it feel random?
不是 No.
怎么了 What is it?
我太开心了 I'm so happy.
你符合我一切的期待 You are everything I hoped for.
不好意思 不过 I'm sorry. But,
你想我们全听你安排 可是... you want us to just put ourselves in your hands, but...
...我们对你一无所知 ...we don't know the first thing about you.
说说你的故事吧 I mean, what's your story?
我的故事就是我死了 My story is I died.
我以前在俄罗斯 有工作 I came here from Russia, and I worked.
我工作 工作 不停工作 And I worked and I worked and I worked.
然后挥霍无度 I consumed.
我不停向上爬 不停工作 I climbed, I worked.
我成立了公司 I built a company.
我继续工作 挥霍... 我阅人无数 I worked. I consumed... I went over people.
看穿了人性 I went through people.
然后... And then...
在停车库 I was shot dead!
我被枪杀了 In a parking garage.
我被医生宣布死亡 I was clinically dead.
是那个人 让我死而复生 And that man, he brought me back to life.
他切开我的胸膛 将手伸进我体内 He cut into my chest, he reached inside me.
我也会伸进你们所有人体内 Just as I will reach inside all of you!
就是个比喻 Metaphorically.
你们都是来赴死的 You have all come here to die.
我会让你们复活 And I will bring you back.
死去方可新生 There can be birth in death.
苦难... Tragedy...
也可以是祝福 can be a blessing.
我知道 我曾是公司老板 I know, I was a corporate CEO
然后嘣的一枪 and then boom!
我变成了小女孩 I was a little girl.
骑着自行车 And I was riding my bicycle.
再次找回了快乐 Reconnecting with joy
-和童真 -不好意思 - and innocence. ‐ Excuse me!
这好像不合适 This is not appropriate.
合不合适我说了算 I will decide what is appropriate.
我知道我们的过去 You know our story.
你们不会死 Death will not be your story.
-佐伊 -抱歉 - Zoe. ‐ I'm sorry.
亲爱的 Oh, honey.
-她没事 -不 她有事 - She's okay. - No, she's not okay.
你什么毛病 What is wrong with you?
请走到中间 希瑟 Step to the center, please, Heather.
走到中间 Step to the center.
请你不要扰乱整个小组 I prefer you not upset the group.
让我不要扰乱整个小组 You prefer I not upset the group?
请你不要扰乱整个小组 I prefer you not upset the group.
我们是来静修的 We came here for a retreat.
远离尘世喧嚣 To escape.
你们没人需要静修 也不用远离喧嚣 None of you shall retreat. You will not escape.
你清楚我们为什么来这 You know why we're here.
你真要这样整我们吗 Do you really mean to fuck with us like this?
亲爱的 Lapochka.
这是心静之旅 This is Tranquillum.
我就是要整你们所有人 I mean to fuck with all of you.