前情提要
去年 神父托马斯自然死亡 Last year, Father Thomas died of natural causes.
一星期之前 有修道士们听到 A week ago, monks heard
他的坟墓传来嗡嗡声 humming coming from his tomb.
修道院人员打开地窖后发现他是这个样子 The monastery opened the crypt and found him like this.
旧时做墓穴用
梵蒂冈想要将神父托马斯视为圣徒 The Vatican wants to consider Father Thomas
但是他们需要确认两件事情 for sainthood, but they need two things first.
基因检测证明这尸体确实不朽 DNA evidence that this is true incorruptibility.
没有腐烂 还有关于 No decay. And evidence
- 第二奇迹的证据 - 你要我们去证实这些 - of a second miracle. - So you need us to go get it.
是的 Yes.
圣三一修道院已有一百三十年历史
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克里斯汀
友好的鬼 卡斯柏
罗宾汉
星际迷航
我是温斯顿
嗨 我是伊曼纽尔
立体书 糟糕的东西2021
把托马斯搬去单间等待他的检测结果
沉默
品丽珠/西拉混合 多年威士忌浸润酿造 圣三一修道院
克里斯汀
芬娜
第二奇迹呢
这对我来说有点奇怪
不要说英语 我是荷兰人
什么鬼
里面有恶魔
第二奇迹
托马斯神父的十字架弄的吗
我不认为奇迹是真的 I don't think the miracle is real.
那个圣伤吗 The stigmata?
据信出现在某些信徒身上的伤痕 可能与耶稣身上钉子留下的伤痕相似
- 为什么 - 她的双手 - Why? - Her hands.
她一整天都要用那个独轮小推车 She uses the wheelbarrow all day.
我推了五分钟就出现了这种印记 This is what happened when I did it for five minutes.
- 嗯 - 那不朽的事情呢 - Hmm. - What about the incorruptibility?
- 尸体吗 - 我今晚会回去 - The body? - I'll go back tonight
从教堂地下室收集一些钙化 and, uh, collect calcification from the crypt.
粘土中可能有些东西 There may be something in the clay
可以保持尸体不腐 that preserved the body naturally.
温斯顿给我写了个故事 Winston wrote me the story
关于神父托马斯单间里储藏柜的 about the cabinet in Father Thomas's cell.
什么储藏柜 What cabinet?
在托马斯的单间里有一个锁着的大储藏柜 This large locked cabinet in Thomas's cell.
一百年前就在这里了 It was discovered on this spot a hundred years ago,
为了保护它 所以才围着它建了修道院 and the monastery was built around it to keep it safe.
防止这个柜子被打开 To keep it from opening.
你说的是"防止"什么意思 What do you mean, "keep it"?
托马斯这样的修士从三十年代起就守着它 Monks like Thomas have been watching it since the '30s
让这个柜子保持关着的状态 to keep the cabinet closed.
为什么 里面有什么 Why? What's in it?
一个想要摧毁世界的恶魔 A demon that wants to destroy the world.
这也是保持沉默的原因 传说中 That's why the silence. The legend goes
如果有人在寺院中说一句话 that if even one word is spoken within the monastery walls,
恶魔就会出来 the demon will be out.
而如果它出来了 就不会再被抓到 And if he's out, he can never be recaptured.
听起来像是个吓新修士的故事而已 Sounds like a story to scare new monks.
但是难道没人说过一句话 But doesn't anybody ever say anything,
比如在梦里尖叫过吗 like, or just scream out something in their dreams?
他们睡觉的时候在口里塞布以免叫出来 They put gags in their mouth when they sleep.
- 你在开玩笑吧 - 我没有 - You're kidding. - No.
而且他们期望我们今晚也这么做 And they expect us to do the same tonight.
他们想让我们在嘴里也放上封口布吗 They want us to put gags in our mouth?
是的 Yes.
而且他们对此很认真 And they're very serious about it.
你在里面不能说一句话 You can't say a word in there
要不然你会释放出恶魔 or you will release a demon.
邪恶 第二季第七集
我正在调查这个奇迹
圣伤
平复一下心绪
好的 平复一下心绪
集中注意力
就集中在一个想法上
什么想法呢
当然是上帝
我想知道这是什么
这看起来像是有人吐了
是他们其中一个人做的吗
耶稣为我的罪而死
他受尽了罪
而我只需要这几分钟不去想有个修士吐了而已
卧槽
别想了
卧槽 草 克里斯汀 草
这不管用
我想要你
嘘 Shh.
他为什么这么看着我
恶魔在这
医生
这是魔符
我们需要谈谈
- 这跟恶魔无关 好吗 - 她需要个医生 - This is not about a demon, okay? - She needs a doctor.
有一个修士是医生 他们这也有个驱魔师 One of the monks is a doctor. They also have an exorcist here.
他们认为这是恶魔留下来的 They think this is the work of the Devil.
好吧 他们不能再胡闹了 Yeah, they need to stop playing around.
他们没有胡闹 我们需要听从他们的话 They're not playing around. We need to defer to them.
- 但这会杀死芬娜的 - 谁是芬娜 - Not if it kills Fenna. - Who's Fenna?
那个修女 天哪 这地方对女性太不友好了 The nun! Oh, my God, this place is so fucking anti-women!
嘘 克里斯汀 Shh! Kristen.
听着 我们是在他们的地盘上 Listen, we're on their turf.
我们得让他们从精神上和医学上处理这件事 We need to let them take care of this spiritually and medically.
我要去拿我的电话 然后找个医生过来 I'm getting my phone. I'm calling a doctor.
- 克里斯汀 - 嘿 听着 这里真的有事发生 - Kristen! - Hey, listen, something is going on here.
那个储藏柜里有刮屑 There was scraping inside the cabinet,
而且和棺材里的一样 and it's the same inside the coffin.
什么 那是什么 What? What is it?
我不知道 但是我会弄清楚的 I don't know. But I'm gonna find out.
- 我认为是肤蝇 - 不好意思 什么 - I think it's the botfly. - Excuse me?
肤蝇 他们盛行在 The botfly. They're prevalent
- 在纽约北部 - 你在说什么 - in Upstate New York. - What are you talking about?
我认为教堂地下室的嗡嗡声就是那个发出的 Okay, I think that's what the humming was in the crypt.
我认为从托马斯的棺材里 I think that's what came out of either Thomas's coffin
或者恶魔的柜子里出来的就是那个 or the Devil's cabinet.
就是芬娜身上那个 Wh... What we just saw with Fenna?
- 从她肚子里出来的那个 - 是的 - Coming out of her stomach? - Yeah.
这叫做皮肤幼虫移行症 It's called cutaneous larva migrans.
肤蝇钻到皮肤下面留下他们的卵 The botfly burrows under the skin to leave its eggs.
- 这就像从外星来的东西 - 是的 - It's like something out of alien. - Yeah.
有时候真实生活会比电影里更糟糕 Sometimes real life is worse than movies.
但是这不是恶魔 不是着魔 But it's not the Devil and it's not diabolical.
修士听到的东西 What the monks heard,
教堂地下室的嗡嗡声 是肤蝇发出来的 the humming in the crypt, it's the botfly.
当他们把托马斯棺材带出来的时候 And when they brought up Thomas's coffin,
肤蝇也带出来了 和他们一起了 they brought the botflies up with them.
那魔符烙印呢 What about the sigil brand?
那不是烙印 也不是魔符 It's not a brand. It's not a sigil.
这里 当幼虫在皮肤下挖洞的时候 Here. When the larvae burrows under the skin,
它会留下我们看到的圆形或者螺旋形的形状 it leaves a circular or spiral pattern like what we saw.
- 哇哦 - 所以 我们怎么办 - Wow. - So, what do we do?
好的 所以当驱魔师 Okay, so, when the exorcist
- 求上帝降福于感染之处的时候 - 嗯哼 - blessed the infected spot with ointment? - Mm-hmm.
他们就将肤蝇引到体表 That is how they suggest to get the botfly to the surface.
是凡士林 盖住了所有空气通道 Vaseline. You cover all the air holes
而肤蝇需要通过那些呼吸 because that's the way the botfly breathes.
然后肤蝇就会涌到体表从而逃走 And then the botfly erupts to the surface to escape.
别误解我的意思 本 Don't take this the wrong way, Ben,
但是我真希望有什么事情 but I wish there were some things
- 是你无法解释的 - 有啊 - you couldn't explain. - There are.
我不能解释这些人的行为 I can't explain these people.
我不能解释为什么他们愿意 I can't explain why they would spend
一生都保持沉默 那对我来说就是疯了 their whole lives in silence. That is insane to me.
不是保持沉默 Not in silence.
- 他们在跟上帝对话 - 好吧 当然 - They're talking to God. - Okay, sure.
但是就是想想你会 But just the thought that you would...
一生都不讲话 spend your whole life without ever talking,
不发生性行为 不看电影 without having sex, without watching a movie
或者讲电话 or talking on the phone
或讲个愚蠢的故事 就 or telling a stupid story, it's...
那就很可怕 That's terrifying.
这对你来说有吸引力吗 Is it tempting for you?
我 I...
我试图十分钟内什么都不想 I tried to silence my mind for ten minutes,
而这差点把我逼疯了 and it almost drove me crazy.
但是当我看着他们的时候 他们看起来 But then I look at them, and they seem...
很平静 ... at peace.
是的 Yes.
我觉得这很诱人 I'm tempted.
我想你留在这
上帝需要我在外面
嗨 我是乔治 Hi, it's George.
邪恶之书 2021
下一次 你会戴上这个头盔 Next time, there's this helmet you put on.
这理论上会让你见到上帝 It's supposed to let you see God.
我一点都不喜欢那个声音 I don't like the sound of that at all.
上帝 God.
看起来我们的朋友碰到了些与众不同的事情 Looks like our friends are encountering something very different.
噢 然后这是我们善良的安德莉亚修女 Oh, and there's kindly Sister Andrea.
我是不是刚说了她很善良 Did I say kindly?
- 你落在我手里了 - 该你了 - Your ass is mine. - Your move.
我们的朋友利兰终于找到他的伴侣了吗 Wow. Has my friend Leland finally met his match?
- 哟 - 绝对是这样子 - Yo. - Absolutely.
下周之前 Until next time.
祝你们有个好梦 Sweet dreams.