英文系主任 金智允博士
彭布罗克大学
恭喜 比尔敬上
牛X系主任 专治各种傻X
什么鬼 What the fuck?
英文系主任 第一季第01集
她来了 Ah! There she is.
- 我们的风云女人 - 早上好 - Woman of the hour. - Morning.
- 好啊 - 为你默哀 - Hey. - Ah, condolences.
- 多谢了 琼去哪了 - 我不知道 - Oh, thank you. Where's Joan? - I don't know.
欢迎回来 各位 Welcome back, everyone.
这里有一些拉森院长送的小礼物 Here's a little swag from Dean Larson.
- 我们的第一任淑女主任 - 是妇女主任 - Our first lady chair. - Woman chair.
你不坐主座吗 Aren't you gonna sit at the head of the table?
主任要坐主座 Chair sits at the head of the table.
谢谢你 埃利奥特 Thank you, Elliot.
我过去了 别介意 Don't mind if I do.
这是绿的还是棕的 Is this green or brown?
我们重来 很高兴见到你们大家 Let's try this again. It's lovely to see you all.
几分钟后 我们就知道吃的对不对了 In a couple of minutes, we'll know if that was right.
好了 当务之急是... Okay, first order of business...
比尔没来 Bill's not here.
考虑到他现在的状况 也许我们可以放他一马 Maybe we could cut him some slack, given his situation.
他女儿上大学 比尔去送机了 Bill is sending his daughter off to college.
他随时会来 He'll be here any minute.
好好振作起来 Get your shit together.
我现在要走了 I'm gone now,
可能你下半辈子都要这样一个人了 and that's the way it's gonna be for the rest of your life.
你又不是... 不回来了 Um, you're not... gone.
是的 我不会在家了 Yes, I am.
已经发生的 就是发生了 And what happened, happened.
有人给你在家里留炖菜 The time when people were, like,
还有其他什么东西的日子 一去不复返了 leaving casseroles and whatever at the house, it's over.
好吧 你说完了吗 Okay. Are you finished?
- 说完了 - 行 - Yes, I'm done. - Okay.
我不会想你的 I'm not gonna miss you.
我只会想念这个小酒窝 还有这个小酒窝 I'm just gonna miss this guy and this guy.
- 别搞了 - 跟你说再见 还有你 - Stop. - Goodbye to you and you.
哈哈 行了 Uh-huh, okay.
走吧 赶紧走 Go. Get outta here.
- 落地了跟我发信息 - 知道了 跟踪狂 - Text me when you land. - Okay, stalker.
我不会粉饰事实 我们正处在可怕的危机中 I'm not gonna sugarcoat this. We are in dire crisis.
选课率下降了三成以上 Enrollments are down more than 30%.
我们的预算快耗尽了 Our budget is being gutted.
就像是海水 It feels like the sea
正在冲刷走我们脚下的土地 is washing the ground out from under our feet.
但是在这个史无前例的时代 But in these unprecedented times,
我们必须证明我们在课堂上教的... we have to prove that what we do in the classroom...
...塑造批判性思维 ...modeling critical thinking,
强调共情的价值 stressing the value of empathy,
比以往任何时候都更重要 is more important than ever,
且对公共利益有价值 and has value to the public good.
诚然 我们没法教学生编程或工程学 It's true, we can't teach our students coding or engineering.
我们教的东西无法被量化 What we teach them cannot be quantified
也无法作为一项技能为简历增彩 or put down on a resume as a skill.
但让我们为 But let us have pride
能给予后代的东西感到自豪 in what we can offer future generations.
我们需要提醒这些年轻人 We need to remind these young people
知识不仅仅来源于电子数据表或者... that knowledge doesn't just come from spreadsheets or...
维基百科词目 or Wiki entries.
今天早上我在想我们沉迷科技的文化 Hey, I was thinking this morning about our tech-addled culture,
还有... 我们的学生是如何 and... and how our students are
一天二十四小时不下线的 hyperconnected 24 hours a day,
美国文学家
我想起了哈罗德·布鲁姆写过的 and I was reminded of something, um, Harold Bloom wrote.
他说 He said,
"我们能获取的信息是无穷无尽的 "Information is endlessly available to us.
那智慧何处可以寻得呢" Where shall wisdom be found?"
他们把我的办公室搬到了健身房下面的地下室 They moved my office to the basement under the gym.
什么 What?
我所有的书 我的... 我的东西 All my books, my... my stuff,
我的抽屉 都被扔进了 my drawers, dumped into these open carts
地下室 that are sitting on the
现在躺在地板上的大篷车里 floor of the basement over there right now.
他们为什么要这么做 Why would they do that?
我听到一个传闻 I heard a rumor.
他们要强迫五十五岁以上的人提前退休 They're forcing everybody over 55 to take early retirement.
这就是末日的开端 This is the beginning of the end.
好了 大家 大家尽量先别恐慌 Okay, people. People, let's try not to panic.
你说得轻巧 你才五十一岁 Well, it's easy for you to say. You're 51.
我四十六岁 I'm 46.
你说笑的吧 You're kidding.
我向你们保证 I want to make you this promise.
我不会允许这个系被洗劫的 I will not allow this department to be ransacked.
这是一份名单 This is a list of names.
你们系的这些人拿着最高的薪水 These folks have the highest salaries and
彭布罗克人文学院
选课率却最低 lowest enrollments in your department.
抱歉 你第一周来 就跟你说这事 I'm sorry to spring this on you your first week.
这里所有人都很重要 There's no one here who's dispensable.
算了吧 这些老家伙吗 Oh, come on. These old-timers?
他们平均每门课五个学生 They're averaging five students a course.
我没有否认 I mean, I'm not denying
他们对美国文学的深远贡献 但是... their profound contribution to American letters, but...
十分丰厚的退休金和... very generous retirement packages, and...
所以 在我使用强硬手段之前 So, before I bring out the stick,
或许你能发挥 作为主任的劝说能力 maybe you could use your persuasive powers as chair.
我想到了几个提高选课率的点子 I've got some ideas on how to increase enrollments.
今年雅丝敏·麦凯要申任终身教职 Now, Yasmin McKay is up for tenure this year.
我之前就想和你谈 I wanted to talk to you
关于授予她杰出讲师的事 about giving her the Distinguished Lectureship.
我们别说什么场面话 We can't talk about opening any lines,
或者杰出讲师了 or the Distinguished Lectureship.
之前学生选课率已经下降了 Student enrollment was down before.
现在简直是灾难性的 Now it's catastrophic.
所以你才把琼打发到健康中心的地下室里吗 Is that why you put Joan in the basement of the wellness center?
怎么会这样 我和戴卜谈谈 How'd that happen? Oh, let me talk to Deb.
现在 听着 我知道你... Now, listen. I know you, um...
我知道你今年想搞大事 I know you had big plans for this year.
我知道这里太老旧 像块笨重的恐龙化石 I know this place is antiquated. A lumbering dinosaur.
但你记得当我... But you remember when I...
当我给你打电话 告诉你获得终身教职时 when I called you, told you you had tenure?
记得我说了什么吗 Remember what I said?
如果有人能带领彭布罗克走进二十一世纪 If anyone can bring Pembroke into the 21st century,
那个人一定是你 it is you.
我只需要三个名字 I just need three names.
美国文学概览 第一次写作任务 周三
这节课是性与小说吗 Is this Sex and the Novel?
不是 这里是一八五零至一九一八年 Oh, no, this is Survey of American Letters
美国文学概览 1850 to 1918!
我的答疑时间是周二和周四下午一点到两点 My office hours are Tuesdays and Thursdays from 1:00 to 2:00,
但你们随时可以来 因为我基本住在这里 but you can really come anytime because I basically live here.
如果你们中有人在候补名单上 给我发邮件 Oh! If any of you are on the wait list, shoot me an email.
非常感谢您同意主持 我的终身教职提案 Hey. Thank you so much for agreeing to chair my tenure case.
- 智允刚告诉我这个消息 - 没事 - Ji-Yoon just gave me the news. - Sure.
你还好吗 Are... Are you okay?
她为什么要在同时段 安排两节美国文学课程 Why'd she schedule two American Lit courses at the same time?
呃 我不知道 Oh, uh, I don't know.
可能她觉得我们的课程内容很不一样 Maybe she thought that our content was different enough.
性与小说 你的课叫这个吗 Sex and the Novel? That's what you're calling this?
是的 Yeah.
事实上 我列了份外部评审员的名单 You know, actually, I have a list of external reviewers.
放哪了 糟糕 我是不是... Where is it? Shoot, did I...
他在名单上 这事就你知我知 Between you and me, he's on the list.
什么名单 What list?
如果我们把你的部分合并进来呢 What if we combined your sections?
你想让我和我的 You want me to co-teach with
终身教职委员会主席共同教学吗 the chair of my tenure committee?
我想让他看到你在课堂上的表现 I want him to see you in action in the classroom.
他会觉得我是他助教 He's gonna think I'm his TA.
当他见识到你有多聪明后 There's no way he's gonna be able to dismiss you
就绝不会让你走的 when he sees how fuckin' brilliant you are!
我已经写好教学大纲了 所以... I already set my syllabus, so...
听着 比尔还是本科生的时候 Listen, when Bill was an undergrad,
埃利奥特的课能让教室里座无虚席 人满为患 Elliot was the one who packed the halls here.
没有特别许可 You couldn't even get into his lectures
你甚至进不了他的讲堂 除非你... without special permission unless you...
是啊 他有三十年没更新过那些课了 Yeah, and he hasn't updated those lectures in like 30 years.
尽管如此 Still.
他的事业成败在此一举 He makes or breaks careers.
雅兹 Yaz,
我懂 刚开始的时候 周围都是 I get it. When I started, it was like,
"为什么有个亚洲女人 "Why's some Asian lady
艾米莉·狄金森是著名美国诗人 擅长"信诗"
要来教艾米莉·狄金森" teaching Emily Dickinson?"
但我们这里的确有空缺 But we have a real opening here.
你会获得终身教职的 You're going up for tenure.
我是这个系的主任 I... I'm chair of this department.
院长会支持我 The dean has my back,
所以让我们先拿到你的终身教职 so let's just get your case through,
然后再闹他个天翻地覆 and then let's fucking shake this place up.
谢谢你 顺便 上课的材料我都打印出来了 还有什么需要就告诉我 你要来吗 已经九点五十了
该死 Shit.
男性冒险故事吗 The male adventure narrative?
当然 还有吗 Sure. Anybody else?
当我们说到美国文艺复兴时 会... When we talk about the American Renaissance, what...
好了 Okay.
自从课程合并后 我们一直在赶进度 We're playing catch up here since our lectures merged.
- 你能帮忙把这些发下去吗 - 可以 - Uh, you wanna help hand these out? - Um, sure.
顺便 那位是麦凯教授 That's Professor McKay, by the way,
她已经欣然同意加入我们课了 who has graciously agreed to join our class.
哇哦 Whoo!
啊... Oh...
多布森教授吗 Professor Dobson?
您没事吧 Are you okay?
"爱情是盲目的" "Love is blind."
这句话是谁推广了的 Who popularized the phrase?
你们可以先猜一猜 You can all probably guess.
杰弗里·乔叟是英国中世纪著名作家
乔叟 Chaucer.
也被称为现代英语之父 Otherwise known as the father of modern English.
你们会惊讶地发现 很多我们日常生活中 You'll be astonished how many images and idioms
用到的比喻和惯用语是 from our everyday speech
直接来自于十四世纪 come to us directly from the 14th century.
你们不一定有确切回答 You don't have to have an answer.
我更好奇你们的问题而非答案 I... I'm more interested in your questions than your answers.
这并非固化分析 It's... It's not about having a fixed analysis.
当... 当... 当我早上起床 When... When... When I get up in the morning,
很兴奋地想来课堂 I'm excited to come to class,
不是因为我能来教你们 not because I get to teach you,
而是因为我... 我可以从你们身上学习 but because I... I get to learn from you.
- 金教授... - 嗯哼 - Professor Kim... - Mm-hmm.
你愿意帮我签个名吗 would you be willing to sign?
彭布罗克学生强烈请求你们 拯救民族研究
我们想给学校行政施压 We're trying to put some pressure on the administration.
这个是学生请愿书吧 Oh, isn't this a student petition?
对 但我们也在试着 Yeah, but we're trying to
寻找属于有色人种的教员加入 get some faculty of color on board too.
当然可以 Sure thing.
这里可以吗 Is this okay?
可以 呃 再次感谢 Yeah. Uh, thanks again.
呃 其实我... 我在死亡与现代主义的 Uh, I'm actually... I'm on the wait list for,
候补名单上 uh, Death and Modernism.
威廉·多布森
可以给我签个名吗 Would you mind signing?
- 可以 - 谢啦 - Mm-hmm. - Thanks.
我哥说来这里上学的都是为了见你 Um, my brother told me you're the reason to come here.
你哥叫什么名字 What's your brother's name?
杰西·艾森斯塔特 记得他吗 Jesse Eisenstadt. Remember him?
这个... Um...
在我家 你就像个"家神" In my family, you're like a household god.
"我变老了 我变老了" "I grow old, I grow old"
"我将要卷起我长裤的裤腿" "I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
怎么了 What?
我读过很多的 I read.
天呐 Holy shit.
我都没法思考了 I mean, I can't hear myself think.
是 这确实... 太可怕了 Yes, it's... terrible.
我们走吧 Let's go.
好的 Okay.
他们是要让我去放牧吧 They're putting me out to pasture.
不然这还像什么 I mean... what else could this be?
Title IX是1972年美国通过的教育法修正案的第九章, 旨在消除校内性别歧视
像是个即将审理的校内性别歧视案件 This is a Title IX lawsuit waiting to happen.
你怎么... 你怎么知道 How do... How do you know?
因为我们这就游行过去 如实汇报 Because we're gonna march over there and report it as such.
不好好利用 What's the point in
那设立性别歧视办公室的意义是什么 having a Title IX office if we don't use it?
这份报告我自己写 看上去就像是我的主意 I'll make the report myself. It'll be like it was my idea.
我们的第一位女主任 已经开始制造麻烦了 Our first female chair, already a troublemaker.
真为你自豪 I'm proud of you.
先别谢我 Oh, don't thank me yet.
我才没有 I didn't.
对了 呃... Hey, uh...
你最近一次看学生评价是什么时候 when's the last time you checked out your student evals?
一九八七年 1987.
愿意看吗 Will you?
我不去迎合... 消费者的需求 I don't cater to... to consumer demands.
我不想要变得受欢迎 I'm not trying to be popular.
那你确实非常成功 Well, then you're wildly succeeding.
坎特伯雷故事集 是一部诗体短篇小说集 杰弗蕾·乔叟所著
我们系选课人数大量流失 Our department is hemorrhaging enrollments.
我们必须留住学生 We have to retain students,
不然... or...
不然 不然会怎么样 Or? Or what?
拉森刚描绘了一幅非常不祥的画面 Larson just painted a very ominous picture.
比往常更不祥吗 More ominous than usual?
是的 Yeah.
你每个人都要问吗 Are you asking everyone?
是啊 Yes.
比尔的事可能要些强制手段 但我会的 I mean, it'll take some coercion in Bill's case, but yes.
他崇拜你 He worships you.
- 怎么了 - 没 只是... - What? - No, it's just...
我们之间还是有点奇怪 It's still weird between us.
当然了 你个笨蛋 Of course it is, you moron.
莎伦过世了... Sharon died...
所以现在没有顾虑了 so now there's no guardrail.
抱歉 我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
稍等一下 Give me one second.
你好 Hi.
好 Okay.
- 我的适配器呢 - 在你手里 - Where's my dongle? - Your dongle's in your hand.
- 怎么来的 - 我放过去的 - How'd that happen? - I put it there.
好了 All right.
我们先从一些我收集的图像开始 We are going to start with a few images I've assembled,
死亡与现代主义
如果这东西配合的话 if I can get this thing to cooperate.
不然就会出现 彭布罗克英语老师 Pembroke English teacher
上课时触电... electrocutes himself while...
你还好吗 Are you okay?
莎伦 Sharon?
还好 我就是分不清 Yeah. I just can't tell whether I
是想上厕所 还是她要出生了 have to take a shit or whether she's coming.
我可能要高潮了 I think I might be cumming.
别逗我笑 Don't make me laugh.
不 我是个优秀的生意人 No, I'm a good businessman.
我们可以经营一些副业来… We'll run a little side...
- 多布森教授 - 坏了 - Professor Dobson? - Oh fuck.
抱歉了 Sorry about that.
好了 这位是莱拉 Wow, okay. Um, this is Lila.
她正在写一篇精彩的论文 She is writing a brilliant dissertation.
我很快就会看完 Which I will finish reading soon.
欢迎来当代文学课 Um, welcome to Contemporary Lit.
是死亡与现代主义 Death and Modernism.
欢迎来死亡与现代主义 Welcome to Death and Modernism.
《白鲸》是赫尔曼·麦尔维尔所著的长篇小说 被称为"美国历史上最伟大的小说"
我通常让他们在推特上发 I usually have them tweet
《白鲸》里他们最喜欢的一句话 their favorite line from Moby-Dick.
推特吗 Tweet?
"叫我以实玛利吧"是《白鲸》的第一句话
上个学期 "叫我以实玛利吧" Last semester "Call me Ishmael"
《白鲸》中的句子
和 "来自地狱的心脏啊 tied with "From hell's heart
我刺向你" 打平了 I stab at thee."
不不不 我想让他们完全沉浸在故事中 No, no, no, I want them to become absorbed in the story,
沉浸在语句的优美中 in the beauty of the phrasing.
如果他们所做的 I mean, if all they're doing
只是为了寻找一小段华丽的辞藻 我... is looking for the flashiest soundbite, I...
这只是个小练习 It's just an exercise, so...
任务过于简单了 It's low-hanging fruit.
这是一种和学生建立联系的方式 It's a way of connecting with them.
而且我发现这样能锻炼精读技巧 And I find that it mobilizes the skills of close reading.
梅尔维尔是《白鲸》的作者
你是研究梅尔维尔的学者 所以... You're the Melville scholar, so...
- 你的椅子怎么坏了 - 你怎么进来的 - What happened to your chair? - How did you get in here?
承受不了一个韩国娇小女人的重量吗 Couldn't bear the weight of a little Korean lady?
你怎么进来的 How did you get in?
钥匙给我 拿来 Give me those keys. Give them to me.
- 给你 拿好了 - 天啊... 停下 - There, you can have them. - Oh, my... Stop it.
钥匙给我 你已经不是主任了 Give me the keys. You're not the chair anymore.
- 给我... - 起开 - Gimme... - Get off!
在这呢 They're right here.
我的天啊 Oh my God!
过来 Come here.
你… 我拿到了 好的 拿到了 You... I totally have them! Yes! Yes!
- 哦不 - 我已经摸到了 - Oh shit! - I can feel them!
我的天啊 Oh my God!
不好意思 Sorry.
不是 我们只是在… Oh. No, we're just...
你让我看起来很不专业 You're making me look unprofessional.
抱歉我错过了你的第一次会议 I'm sorry I missed your first meeting.
我可是在一群实际参会的人面前为你说话 Well, I defended you against the hordes of actual attendees.
- 顺利吗 - 你还… - How'd it go? - How did...
说真的 你怎么样了 No, really, how was it?
她向我发出警告 Uh, she read me the riot act.
她想让我振作起来 毕竟我现在孤身一人了 She wants me to pull my socks up, 'cause I'm on my own now.
不是啊 有我在 That's not true, I'm here.
我的意思是... 我们都在这里 我不是… I mean... I mean, we're all here. I di... I didn't...
我不... 我... I didn't... I di...
好 Yeah.
我准备给雅兹杰出讲师 Uh, you know, I'm gonna give Yaz the Distinguished Lectureship.
- 他同意了吗 - 这个... - He said yes? - Well...
没有 Well, not exactly.
他给了我一份名单 上面有三个教师 He gave me a list of the three faculty members
说他们薪水最高 但选课率最低 who are paid the highest and have the lowest enrollments.
- 琼 兰兹 麦卡希尔 - 麦卡希尔 - Joan, Rentz, McHale. - McHale.
他想让我去说服他们退休吗 I mean, he wants me to talk them into retirement?
希望你让他滚蛋 I hope you told him to fuck off.
我为院长服务 I serve at the pleasure of the dean.
他做梦 He wishes.
作为主任 你的工作就是提倡... You know, it's your job as chair to advocate...
你觉得五年后 我们还存在吗 Well, in five years, do you think we'll exist?
这个英文系 The English Department?
感觉就像我赶到聚会却发现... I feel like I arrived at the party after...
发现最后一波也结束了 after last call.
这也是你作为主任的工作 去推动… It's also your job as chair to boost...
给你脸上来一拳吗 Punch you in the fucking face?
我的脸就是我的财富 宝贝 My face is my fortune, baby.
所以我彻底破产了 That's why I'm totally broke.
所以你彻底破产了 Oh, that's why you're flat broke.
我还有... 还有一些工作要做 I gotta... I gotta get some work done.
好的 Yep.
还有 不要再搭女学生的车了 Oh, and also, no more rides from female students.
我的车被扣了 下午我就取回来 My car's impounded. I'm getting it back this afternoon.
你是什么 间谍吗 What are you, a spy?
你是什么 白痴吗 What are you, a moron?
教务处有人给我发邮件了 Some flunky from the Dean of Students emailed me.
你知道那是达芙娜·艾森斯塔德吗 You know that was Dafna Eisenstadt?
艾森斯塔德 那个董事会的艾森斯塔德 Eisenstadt, like Board of Trustees Eisenstadt.
喔 Oh.
是的 我需要每个人都好好表现 Yeah. I need everyone on their best behavior.
这对我们系的健康很重要 It's important for the health of the department.
"对我们系的健康很重要" "Important for the health of the department?"
- 我也不知道为什么… 出去 - 什么 - I don't know why I just... Get out. - What?
- 我感受到了 - 快出去 - I feel it now. - Get out.
- 嗨 阿爸 - 嗨 - Hi, Appa. - Hi.
嗨 小宝贝 Hi, sweetheart.
她作业都写完了吗 Did she finish all her homework?
写完了 Yes, she has.
好 Good.
阿爸... Appa...
我跟你说了把它拿下来 I told you to take this down.
那我收起来 I'll put it away.
我要跟你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
你还在给他往密歇根州寄冻牛排吗 Well, are you still sending him frozen steaks to Michigan?
有个珠珠的事情要跟你讲 So about Ju Ju... I have to tell you something.
她老师跟我说 Ju Ju's teacher told me
珠珠需要尽快去看心理医生 she needs to see a psychiatrist as soon as possible.
嘘 什么 Shh. What?
她听不懂韩文的 She can't understand Korean.
- 她开始能懂了 - 这是她画的 - She's starting to. - She drew this.
她们说 在十七年的教学生涯中 They said in 17 years of teaching
从没见过这么令人不安的画 they have never seen anything this disturbing.
你妈妈去世的时候你多大 How old were you when your mom died?
十四岁 Fourteen.
我不会在你十四岁的时候死的 Hey. I'm not gonna die when you're 14.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
看我 Look at me!
我好像伤到肩膀了 Oh, I think I just hurt my shoulder.
如果你出什么事 谁来照顾我 If something happened to you, who would take care of me?
外公太老了 Habi's so old.
你不需要担心这个 好吗 You don't have to worry about that. Hmm?
你要是死了 还会记得我吗 When you die, would you still remember me?
会的 Yes.
想要我跟你躺一会吗 Want me to lie with you?
不想 No.
这会发生在你身上的
朱迪斯·韦格曼医生 婚姻与家庭心理咨询师
教育修正案第九章程序与行为规范
教育修正案第九章办公室
咱们在教育修正案第九章办公室见 好的 一会儿见 我到了 你在路上了吗
两分钟
金博士 Dr. Kim.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
我找不到比尔了 I can't find Bill.
什么意思 What do you mean?
他失联了 He's AWOL.
好吧 Okay.
喂 你手机丢了吗 你上课又迟到了 Hey. Did you lose your phone? You're late for class. Again.
而且你不能随便进我办公室 And you can't just hang out in my office.
我的天啊 你在开玩笑吗 Oh my God. Jesus, really? Are you kidding me?
- 抱歉 抱歉 - 拿另一只 - Sorry. Sorry. - Get the other one.
要不我们开始吧 Um, maybe we should just start.
她肯定会来的 I'm sure she'll be here.
好啊 Great.
首先 我得告诉你 First of all, I have to let you know
我们不是学校指定的 that we are not a designated
保密资源 confidential resource here on campus.
我们会努力保证私密 I mean, we try to maintain privacy,
不过如果您有安全方面的顾虑... but if there are safety concerns in regards to...
没有顾虑 没人跟踪我 Oh, there aren't. I'm not being stalked.
我来这里不是为了职场性骚扰 This isn't an unwanted overture type of thing.
我这个岁数了 也不知道 At my age, I'm not sure
会不会遭遇性骚扰这种事情了 there's such a thing as an unwanted overture.
- 那么您本人就是投诉人吗 - 是的 - And are you yourself the complainant? - Yes.
您在彭布罗克工作多久了 How long have you been working here at Pembroke?
- 三十二年 - 哇 那真的很久了 - Thirty-two years. - Wow. That's a really long time.
您在哪个系 Which department?
英语系 English.
请问我可以直接和 I wonder if I might speak with the person
负责我的案子的人聊吗 who's actually going to handle my case.
很遗憾 我需要先了解情况 Unfortunately, there isn't going to be
决定其是否达到校内性别歧视的程度 an investigator assigned to your case
若达到 才会指派调查员 until I decide whether it rises to the level
来负责您的案子 of a Title IX policy violation.
他们把我的办公室搬到了体育大楼 They moved my office into some kind of subterranean shithole
地下室的一个破角落 in the athletics building.
其他跟我同级别的老师们 Other instructors of my rank,
他们都是男性 都没有换办公室 all of whom are men, were not moved.
你和你们主任的关系如何 What's your relationship like with your chair?
你向他反映过这个问题吗 Have you mentioned this to him?
她是女的 Her.
不好意思 Sorry.
是她 Her.
也许我该记自己一笔 Maybe I should write myself up.
她本该来这的 Uh, she was supposed to be here.
来找你... 就是她的主意 This... This was her idea.
不知道发生什么了 I don't know what happened.
所以她知道 Ah, so she's aware that
你觉得你的新办公室是个破角落吗 you feel that your new office is a shithole?
你觉得我没跟你说实话吗 You don't think I'm telling the truth?
实话有很多层含义 Truth is a very loaded word.
是吗 Is it though?
如果事情是真实的 就不会涉及道德负担 If something's true, there's no moral weight applied to it.
这就只是在陈述事实 It's a mere statement of fact.
举个例子 当我说大家都能看见你的臀部 For example, it would be true for me to say
露在外面时 这就叫陈述事实 everyone can see your fanny.
什么 What?
我进来的时候就看到 你的屁股 Your butt is sticking out of your shorts.
都从短裤里露出来了 When I walked in.
大家来这里 You are the first point
首先接触到的就是你 of contact for people who are coming in here,
有些人需要举报受到侵犯 some of whom need to report having been violated.
但是你... 你... Uh, and you... you...
我理解你想要追求身体积极的想法 I understand you want to be body-positive.
但也许在处理 涉及校内性别歧视的办公室里 But maybe the place to do that
有点不合适 isn't a Title IX intake office.
汉布林教授 Professor Hambling,
教育修正案新增校内性别歧视章节的 one of the great things about Title IX
好处之一就是保障女性着装自由的权利 is that it protects women regardless of how they dress.
你不是律师吧 You're not a lawyer, are you?
你怎么进来的 How did you get this job?
我之前在一家 I came from a non-profit
非盈利组织工作 帮助安置 where I helped place refugee
难民移民儿童到收养家庭 immigrant children into foster families.
我希望他们在受你帮助时 Well, I hope they didn't have to look
不用看到你的大屁股 at your fucking fanny while you did that.
莱拉提到你的教学大纲里还有点问题 Lila mentioned there's still some holes in your syllabus.
未来八周的内容都是"待定" It has "TBD" for the next eight weeks.
学生们都在问她 The kids are asking her what they're,
他们到底会学什么 you know, actually gonna study.
他们要学的就是死亡和什么来着 They're gonna study death and something.
税吗 Taxes?
是现代主义 Modernism.
- 不 才不是那个 - 听着 - Nah, it's not that. - Hey.
我不知道怎么开口 所以就直说了 I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna say it.
好好振作起来 Get your shit together.
多迪丝也这么说 That's exactly what Doodles said.
真有意思 你们俩就像... It's funny, the two of you are like...
一点意思都没有 比尔 There's nothing funny about it, Bill.
认真上课 Pay attention to your courses.
报你课的人多只是因为你的名声 The only reason you enroll high is because of your reputation.
什么意思 What does that mean?
你要好好露一手 You need to start showing up.
哇哦 行吧 来真的吗 Wow. Okay. Really?
我是主任的时候 可没这么搞过你 When I was chair, I didn't ride your ass like this.
你是主任的时候 我可没这么划水 When you were chair, I wasn't fucking phoning it in.
你们有多少人做了今天的预习阅读 How many of you did the reading for today?
真读了的举手 I mean honestly.
好 很好 Okay. All right. Okay.
那你们现在有多少人喝高了 How many of you are drunk right now?
或者嗑嗨了 Or stoned?
看 没关系 See? That's fine.
荒诞主义
生活从来都不会如你所想 Life isn't what you think.
也永远不会如你的意 It'll never be what you think.
法西斯主义 荒诞主义
所有的意义都要归于一种状态 All meaning is ascribed to the state.
万事皆无意义 There is no meaning.
我们存在于一个无意义的宇宙这一说法 The idea that we exist in a purposeless universe
是在两次世界大战 包括集中营在内的 came about after two World Wars,
八千五百万人死亡后 提出来的 85 million dead including the camps.
加缪 贝克特: 荒诞主义的代表作家
加缪和贝克特的共同点在哪 What do Camus and Beckett have in common?
他们都参加过反抗军 They both fought in the resistance.
没错 Yes.
这两人都深信 For two people who were convinced
这个世界无药可救 对他们来说 that there's no cure for being on this Earth,
任何努力都无济于事... that there's nothing to be done...
他们还是尝试了 they still tried.
切萨雷·帕韦泽: 意大利诗人
切萨雷·帕韦泽写过这样一句话 Cesare Pavese wrote that
逃离深渊的唯一办法就是 the only way to escape from the abyss
去正视它 度量它 is to look at it, measure it,
探它的深浅 然后深入其中... sound its depths, and go down into it...