好吧 Okay.
不要出言不逊 Don't say anything provocative.
我不会拿祖国开玩笑 I will not embarrass the Fatherland.
你知道自己捅了多少篓子吗 Hey, you get how much trouble you're in?
知道多少次我都是碰上真麻烦了 Know how many times I've been in trouble for real shit?
这次却因为这种蠢事 For once, I'm in trouble for something demonstrably stupid.
- 你得认真对待 - 我很认真 我知道 - You have to take this seriously. - I am. I will.
这里怎么回事 What is going on here?
我让你弄整洁点的 I told you to pull it together.
我故意的 因为我喜欢你帮我整理 I left it crooked 'cause I like it when you fix me up.
你真好闻 You smell good.
拜托了 虚心接受他们的意见 好吗 Please, be receptive to their input, okay?
这程序太荒谬了 Yeah, I'm not about to
我都不想去证明 validate the total absurdity of this proceeding.
我不是纳粹分子 I'm not a Nazi.
你觉得拿纳粹开玩笑合适吗 Do you think it's acceptable to joke about Nazis?
不合适 但这倒让我想起了 No, but that does remind me of this time
有次两个纳粹走进一间酒吧… when two Nazis walked into a bar...
对此类情况 有个简单的解决办法 We have a straightforward protocol for this sort of situation.
你们两个 写一份致歉声明 The two of you, you work on a statement of apology,
我们会把它发布到各大平台 and then we post it on all relevant platforms.
抱歉 您的名字是 I'm sorry, what's your name again?
- 罗尼 - 对 这位是罗尼 - Ronny. - Yeah, that's Ronny.
罗尼他... 是公关部长 Ronny. He's, uh, chief of communications.
有人叫危机公关 或声誉公关 Some people call it crisis management, or reputation management.
我不和别人合写 I don't co-write.
那你觉得要怎么处理这件事 How do you suggest that we handle this then?
- 我会跟他们谈谈 - 跟谁 - I'm gonna talk to them. - To who?
- "谁"是宾格 - "谁"是宾格 - "To whom." - "To whom."
学生们 The students.
- 不不不 不行 - 我建议不要这么做 - No, no, no. No, no, no. - I wouldn't advise that.
我有终身教职 I'm tenured.
除非我违反教工行为准则 You can't constrain my actions in my own classroom
你无权干涉我在课堂上做什么 or my speech on this campus
或在学校里讲什么 unless I'm in violation of the faculty code of conduct,
我没违规 which I'm not.
大学应该鼓励不同的声音 Universities are supposed to encourage dissent.
我们应该为这些孩子们感到骄傲 We should be proud of these kids.
这正是他们在做的 This is what they do.
事实上 我本科的时候 In fact, when I was an undergrad,
曾光屁股坐在那张桌子上准备南非撤资 I sat bare-ass on that very desk for South African divestment.
去喝卡布奇诺拿铁吗 Are we gonna get that cappuccino latte?
我们还有些事要讨论 There are still a couple things we have to discuss.
我待会儿再联系你 I'll catch up with you later.
好吧 Okay.
这件事已经传遍社交媒体了 This is already all over social media.
连校长都开始接到捐赠者和校友的投诉 The president is starting to get calls from donors and alumni.
如果不立刻解决 If it's not resolved immediately,
我觉得他甚至会让比尔辞职 I wouldn't be surprised if he asks for Bill's resignation.
不 他会道歉的 No, he's going to apologize.
可他看上去毫无歉意 He doesn't seem remotely apologetic.
我保证 我们下次谈完后 Well, I can guarantee that after our next conversation,
他肠子都会悔青 he will be filled with remorse.
等等我 Oh. Wait up.
我喜欢你表现得像我上司 I like when you act like you're my boss.
你真该看看在里面时你的样子 You should've seen your face in there.
我就是你上司 I am your boss.
好吧 那 今晚有什么安排 上司大人 Okay. Well, then what are you doing tonight, boss lady?
我能约你出去吃晚饭吗 Can I take you out for dinner?
你脑子进水了吗 What's the matter with you?
不行 你现在不能约我出去 No, you cannot ask me out right now.
这是很严重的纪律问题 This is a serious disciplinary matter.
所以我要让什么 Oh, so I'm gonna let some
人力资源部的文员帮我写道歉信吗 paper pusher from HR write an apology for me?
那才是对我学生的伤害 That's a disservice to my students.
他们一眼就看得出来 They'd smell that coming a mile away.
知道他们还一眼看出什么吗 Know what else they'll smell coming a mile away?
你在这里的傲慢 This little streak of arrogance you got going on here.
老天爷 我不是纳粹 难道我连… For Chrissake, I'm not a Nazi, okay? Am I not allowed...
这跟你是不是纳粹没有关系 This is not about whether you're a Nazi.
而是你碰到 It's about whether you're one of those
这种事时 会不会 men who, when something like this happens,
不考虑任何后果 thinks he can dust himself off and just walk away
拍拍屁股走人 without any fucking sense of consequence.
所以这是拒绝晚饭了吗 That a "No" on dinner?
英文系主任 第一季第03集
雅兹在推特上有八千个粉丝 Yaz hit 8,000 Twitter followers,
所以我把它发布在学院官网上了 so I posted that to the department's website.
你提到她拿了 You posted she won
- 美国国家人文基金会奖学金吗 - 对 - the NEH Fellowship? - Yep.
但不幸的是 And unfortunately, I'm
琼的办公室问题还是没解决 coming to a dead end in terms of Joan's office.
我们肯定能做点什么 There's gotta be something we can do.
我... I...
你好 谢谢你 劳蕊 我先跟莱拉谈下 Oh, hi. Thanks, Laurie I wanna talk to Lila for a second.
进来吧 Come on in.
我知道看起来我一直在无视你 I know it seems like I have been ignoring you,
但事情实在一片混乱 but it's just been chaos.
别忘了你今晚还有饭局 Don't forget, you have that dinner tonight.
老天爷 什么饭局 Oh crap. What is that again?
在院长家 可能事关整个… At the dean's house. Maybe it's about the whole...
呃... 谢谢 我知道了 劳蕊 谢谢你 Uh, uh... Thanks. Thanks, Laurie. Thanks.
嗨 Hey.
我朋友莎拉在威斯康星州 My friend Sarah at Wisconsin,
她的导师被指控性骚扰 her adviser got accused of harassment,
他的推荐由此变得一文不值 and his recommendation ended up being worthless.
大家知道多布森不是纳粹分子 Nobody thinks Bill Dobson's a Nazi.
我欠了一屁股学生贷款 I have a mountain of student debt.
只是个糟糕的玩笑 他马上就道歉了 It was a bad joke, and he is about to apologize.
一直有人给我打电话 People have been calling me.
什么人 What people?
记者 Reporters.
- 我该说什么 - 天啊 什么也别说 - What should I say? - Oh my God, don't say anything.
事情如果闹大了 会对我们... 十分不利 If this gets big, it could... it could really hurt us.
也会对你不利 I mean, that means you too.
毫无疑问 《白鲸》是部失败之作 Moby-Dick was a failure, of course.
梅尔维尔把这本书献给了纳撒尼尔·霍桑 Critics hated it, and Melville died in obscurity,
正如他自己给这位朋友的信中 as he himself had predicted in letters
已经预料到的 评论家们对书口诛笔伐 to his friend, Nathaniel Hawthorne,
他在籍籍无名中死去 to whom he dedicated the book.
直到20世纪20年代 Not until the 1920s was it reappraised
这本书才被认为是传世著作... as the seminal master...
我们会讨论麦尔维尔家暴他妻子的事吗 Are we going to discuss the fact that Melville was a wife-beater?
的确有些女权主义者提到了这一点 It is true that some feminist scholars have posited that,
但在没有确凿证据的情况下 but in the absence of definitive proof,
我觉得最好还是关注文本本身 well, I... I think it's best we attend to the text itself.
我们关心的是梅尔维尔这个作家 We're concerned with Melville the author,
而不是梅尔维尔这个人 not Melville the human being.
但你刚刚还讲了他的私生活 But you just referred to Melville the human being.
他写给霍桑的信 His personal letters to Hawthorne?
我只是想说明 I was only making the point that his, uh,
他和霍桑的友情 his friendship with Hawthorne was, uh,
是他作家生涯中很重要的一部分 was an important aspect of his growth as a writer.
拜托 你认真的吗 Come on, are you serious?
直到20世纪20年代 It was not until the 1920s
这部小说才获得应有的地位 当时... that the novel took its rightful place as the...
在我的课上 我们会讲到他家暴的部分 We'll cover the wife-beating in my section.
以及梅尔维尔生活中的女性对他作品 That, as well as some important contributions to Melville's work
产生的重要贡献 by the women in his life.
死亡和现代主义 无限期延迟
无限期吗 Indefinitely?
谁告诉你的 Who told you that?
无限期的意思只是 "等待另行通知" Indefinitely just means "Until further notice."
想帮我把传单贴到这里和校园周围吗 You wanna help me put these flyers up in here and around campus?
我可以在黑板报上给全班发邮件 I could send an email to the class through Blackboard.
黑板报是英国大学使用最普遍的网上虚拟学习系统
现在只和班里学生说情况已经远远不够了 It's gone way beyond just the students in our class.
群众大会 由比尔·多布森教授主持 鉴于近期我校学生对《死亡与现代主义》课的密切关注 多布森教授将择期于市政厅举办集会 会上将就学生提出的问题进行解答和说明 欢迎各位师生积极参与 踊跃发言
你男人完蛋了 Your boy's toast.
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你猜怎么着 无线网也没了 Guess what else? There is no Wi-Fi.
真要命 Oh Jesus Christ.
你找技术支持了吗 You tried tech support?
已经发了一堆消息了 I've already left 700 messages.
我准备直接过去 I'm on my way over there right now.
一起去吗 你可是我们的主任 Do you wanna come? Pull your weight?
我得去跟兰兹聊 但今晚我会跟拉森提你的事 I gotta go nudge Rentz. But I will bring it up to Larson tonight.
我... 真的很抱歉 琼 我... I'm... I'm so sorry, Joan, I...
想来这办公吗 我可以挪走些破玩意 You know what? You wanna work here? I can move some of this crap.
你看了教学评价吗 You look at your evaluations yet?
看了 Yes.
怎么说 And what did they say?
这把老骨头太激情吗 That I'm too exciting.
等等 他一直挂这吗 Wait a minute. Was he always in here?
我还没来得及重新布置 Oh, I haven't had time to redecorate.
我获得终身职位那会 在他车里 I gave him a hand job in his car
帮他来了一发 作为庆祝 when I got tenure. To celebrate.
那是学院院长 从一九二四年就上任了 That's the president of the college from, like, 1924.
很像我打飞机的那位 Who looks like the guy I gave a hand job to.
而且 那怎么能算是给你的庆祝 Also, how is that a celebration for you?
问得好 Good point.
管他是谁 他欠我一次高潮 He owes me an orgasm, whoever he is.
嘿 琼 你听说 Hey, Joan? You hear about
比尔要跟学生们来一次市政厅集会吗 Bill doing a town hall with the students?
我很担心 I'm worried.
他一直这样 学生们就吃这套 This is what he does. They love him.
特别感性 He's so empathic.
如果是埃利奥特 Now, if it were Elliot,
甚至是你这么做 我才会担心 or even you, I'd be worried.
打扰了 Knock, knock.
你好 Oh, hey.
你好 Hi.
谢谢你的苹果派 Uh, thanks for the apple pie.
是桃子 Peach.
- 对哦 - 嗯哼 - Right. - Yeah.
- 你有空吗 - 当然 - Uh, do you have a minute? - Sure. Sure.
噢 那个 门得开着 Oh. Hey, we need to keep that open.
你会完蛋的 This is going to be a bloodbath.
为什么这么说 Why do you say that?
任何所谓的玩笑话 一旦扯上希特勒 See, any so-called jokes related to
就容易被划分为其同谋 Hitler are in their own special category.
你知道吗 网络上有些年轻人给你贴了 You know some kids put on Hitler mustaches
希特勒同款小胡子 做成表情包传播 and posted knockoffs of your meme?
你没有看见吗 校园舆论扩大 Do you not see this? There's a larger campus context here.
社会讨论热度也持续上升 There's a larger national context.
身为一名犹太人 你现在与那些民兵为伍 To be Jewish right now with all these militias?
去年 反犹太主义事件数量 Last year, we had the largest number
达到近四十年来的最高水平 of anti-Semitic incidents in 40 years.
动机当然重要 但即使你出发点是好的 Of course intent matters, but even if you meant no harm,
但万一你做了什么影响到... 噢 if the impact of something that you did has... Oh.
这位是达芙娜 金博士... Uh, this is Daphne. Dr. Kim...
达芙娜 Dafna.
您好 我刚刚... 呃... Hi. I was just, um,
也在跟他说这件事 telling him the same thing.
英雄所见略同 Great minds think alike.
- 你找我有事吗 - 是的 - Do you need me for something? - Yes.
好的 Okay.
我还有件事想要问您 Uh, there's something else I wanted to ask you about,
不过下次再说 but to be continued.
可以 Sure.
- 行了... - 你到底在干什么 - Okay... - What the fuck are you doing?
她自己冲进来 把门关了 She came barreling in here and she closed the door.
那你为什么不打开 Why didn't you open it?
因为她一直在控诉我煽动另类右翼 Because she was accusing me of inciting the alt-right,
我不想中途打断她 and I didn't wanna interrupt her in the middle of that.
嘿嘿嘿 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- 嘿嘿嘿 - 你干什么 - Hey, hey, hey. - No. What?
我跟她没事 好吗 That's nothing, okay?
你就是个闯祸精 You're trouble.
我吗 Me?
能帮我个忙吗 Can I ask you a favor?
你今早那表现可欠我个人情 After your performance this morning, you owe me one.
随你提 Anything.
今晚能帮我带珠珠吗 Can you babysit Ju Ju tonight?
我有事要去拉森院长家 I've got this thing at Dean Larson's.
去干什么 For what?
谁知道呢 去给他搞点油水 Oh, who knows? Grease the wheels.
- 那是什么 - 不知道 - What is this? - I don't know.
能搞出什么花样呢 What wheel is like this?
我办公室无线网出毛病了 The Wi-Fi in my office is on the fritz.
- 什么毛病 - 完全没网 - What's wrong with it? - There isn't any.
可以给您装无线网增强器 Well, I could get you a booster,
但需要你们系出示一份申请表 but your department will have to fill out the paperwork.
您跟系主任说过了吗 Have you talked to your chair?
好吧 Okay.
教学评价表这个 女人就是来折磨学生的
多谢你 Thank you.
谢谢您叻 Thank you.
噢 Oh.
噢噢 Oh. Ah!
我的天 Oh my God.
听说您这断网了 I heard your internet is down.
很好 请进 Wonderful. Come in.
现在网连上了 And... you're online.
我等了你大半辈子 你去哪了 Where have you been all my life?
我不知道 也许是在技术维修部吧 I don't know, IT department?
说起来 你知道教学评价系统吗 Actually, have you ever heard of RateMyProfessors.Com?
我知道 Yeah. Mmm.
我需要听取学生的意见 I'm supposed to take in some of my students' criticisms.
- 为什么 - 我已经知道内容是什么了 - Why? - I already know what they're gonna say.
无非是什么 That I shouldn't teach
选用多于三百页的课堂教材并不合适 any books that are more than 300 pages long.
我会对内容持保留态度 Well, I wouldn't just assume they're gonna say that.
说不定会有什么有趣的评论呢 I mean, maybe they'll have something interesting to say.
比如我就会给你好评 I would give you a good review.
这字体太小了 This font is so small.
你介意读点给我听吗 Would you mind reading some of these out loud to me?
读一些你觉得有用的 The ones that you think might be helpful.
噢噢 好的 我看看 Okay. Yeah, let's, uh, let's see.
你确定这合法吗 You sure this is legit?
- 这条不行 - 什么 - No, not that one. - What?
呃... Oh. Uh...
- 这条也不行 - 什么 说什么了 - No, not that one. - What? What does it say?
呃... Uh...
"蛋头先生 只蛋无头" "All dumpty, no humpty."
矮胖子是英语童谣《鹅妈妈童谣》里的主角
什么意思 是说我胖吗 What, like I'm fat? Or
还是说 这句话有什么别的意思 do those words mean something different now?
没有 他们就是这个意思 No, that's what they mean.
但是很显然 你一点也不胖 看你多苗条 But clearly you're not. Look at you, you look great.
下一条吧 Go to the next one, okay?
"我觉得 汉布林教授是 "Professor Hambling's what I think about
那种如果我想克制... 呃..." when I'm trying not to, um... "
- 不行 - 读吧 - No. - It's okay.
- 这评价没用的 - 快说 - I don't think this is constructive. - Come on.
他不想射在他女朋友 I'm what he thinks about
里面的时候 就去想象我的样子 when he's trying not to cum in his girlfriend?
- 我没懂 - 不用过度分析 - I don't get it. - I wouldn't overanalyze it.
当他不想... I'm what he th...
让我来看一眼 Let's just have a little look at that.
这条评论是昨天上传的 This was posted yesterday.
是吗 我没注意 Oh, was it? I didn't notice that.
你有办法揪出那个崽子是谁吗 I don't suppose there's any way you could track this fucker down?
有吧 但那是违法的 Well, yeah. I mean, it'd be illegal though.
我得走了 I'm heading out.
- 晚上见 - 晚上见 - 'Night. - 'Night.
你看过雅兹外部审查员的 Oh, um, did you take a look at Yaz's suggestions
建议了吗 for external reviewers?
我们需要有认真对待女权主义学术 We have to have people who take feminist scholarship
和批判种族理论的人 埃利奥特 and critical race theory seriously, Elliot.
她是我们中唯一的年轻研美学者 She's our only junior Americanist.
显然这对你也好 You share a mutual interest,
能确保你的研究领域继续维持为 obviously, in making sure your field remains
部门里最重要的领域之一 one of the most prominent in our department, right?
不管怎么样 我们希望她的事能顺利解决 Anyway, we want her case to go through with flying colors.
我会把她的研究成果发给德高望重的学者 I'll send her work out to respected scholars
他们会做出客观的评估 who will review it objectively.
好 Great.
当我得知英文系选出了 When I found out the English department
他们的第一位女系主任的时候 elected their first female chair,
我高兴地来了个侧手翻 I did cartwheels.
我是英文系毕业的 所以我跟保罗说 I was an English major, so I told Paul
我一定要跟她握手... I have to shake her hand, and...
并且告诉她 干得漂亮 And say well done.
我不知道选举现场竞争有多激烈 但是谢谢你 I don't know how competitive the election was, but thank you.
- 不要妄自菲薄 - 他说得对 - Oh, don't undersell yourself. - He's right.
想要有所建树 不能妄自菲薄 No woman ever got anywhere by underselling herself.
我一直在想那件破事 Now, I have been thinking about this clusterfuck.
多布森教授 我跟你保证他会道歉的 Oh. Professor Dobson. I can assure you he is going to apologize.
- 他真的很抱歉 - 不 - He is truly devastated. - No, no.
你们都需要强心剂 You all need a pick-me-up over there.
一些新鲜血液 新星力量 Some new blood. Some star power.
惠滕登夫人有一位特别的客人... Mrs. Whittenden has a special visitor...
我刚好遇见了这样一个人... I happened to run into such a person...
- 你说吧 - 不用了 - You go. - No.
- 说吧 - 不了 抱歉 您说吧 - Go ahead. - No, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
我在农贸市场碰到他的 你敢信 At the farmers market, if you can believe it.
他在这附近的乡下有栋房子 He has a country house around here.
我们开始聊 然后我想 We started talking, and I thought,
"这个人是 "Here's the kind of person
可以重振文学研究的那类人" who can revitalize the study of literature."
然后你们瞧 And lo and behold,
他就同意来做今年的杰出演讲了 he agreed to give the Distinguished Lecture this year.
我以为... I thought that, um...
历史上看 人选是主任来定的 Historically, that's been at the chair's discretion.
但资金去向是由捐钱的董事会决定 The funds are at the discretion of the trustee who endowed them.
你不能否决我提的人 金博士 And you can't beat my candidate, Dr. Kim.
我已经宣布麦凯博士会... I already announced that Dr. McKay would be...
- 猜他是谁 - 我不... 我猜不出来 - Guess who it is. - I don't... I really can't.
你会高兴死的 You'll be thrilled.
我... That's a...
已经给你提示了 That's a clue right there.
- 科尔森·怀特海德 - 再猜 - Colson Whitehead. - Try again.
科尔森·怀特海德是当今美国文坛的明星
是你喜欢的人 It's someone you'll like.
我喜欢科尔森·怀特海德 I like Colson Whitehead.
大卫·杜考夫尼 David Duchovny.
大卫·杜考夫尼是美国男演员和作家
那个演员 The actor?
- 史卡利特工本人 - 是穆德 - Agent Scully himself. - Mulder.
大卫·杜考夫尼在《X档案》中饰演穆德特工
穆德 对 他会... Mulder. Yeah. He'll, uh...
他会准备演讲 Well, he'll need to prepare his lecture
并和选出的英文专业学生会面 and, uh, have meetings with selected English majors.
我们打算用抽签选名字 We're planning to choose names by lottery.
我们需要你给他找个办公室 And so we're gonna need you to find him an office.
预备 开始 Ready, set, go.
你是个什么样的人 What's it like to be you?
好坏参半 Uh, it's a mixed bag.
我看到你哭了... I saw you crying...
你妻子死的时候 when your wife died.
在厨房 我妈妈也哭了 In the kitchen, and my mom was crying.
是... 那是... Well, you know, that was a... That was...
我没有爸爸 I don't have a dad.
关于人生 你要知道... Well, one of the things about life is you real...
有些事你可能要过很多年 You don't really realize what,
才会真正意识到... you know, until you're a lot older...
你有蛀牙吗 Do you have cavities?
有 Yeah.
我没有 I don't.
你想要看我最喜欢的书吗 Do you wanna read my favorite book?
- 当然 - 里面有裸照 - I sure do. - It has naked pictures in it.
《人类大家庭》
我不记得婴儿时候的事了 I don't remember being a baby.
我也不记得 Yeah, me neither.
- 他在干嘛 - 她在给他喂奶 - What's he doing? - They're breastfeeding.
我不记得我的生母 I don't remember my birth mom.
我要在二十五岁生小孩 When I have a baby, I'm gonna be 25.
或者二十七 Maybe 27.
我不想太老 I don't wanna be really old.
我要结婚了再生小孩 And I'm gonna be married.
很多人认为婚姻是资产阶级制度 A lot of people think marriage is a bourgeois institution.
你知道那是什么吗 You know what that is?
我妈马上四十七岁了 My mom is turning 47.
她等了很久才有你 Yeah, well, she had to wait a long time to get you.
整整两年时间 她把你的汽车座椅放在门口 For two years, she had your car seat by the door,
还准备了一堆衣服 a whole set of clothes ready to go.
众生万物 我们皆为亲戚 苏族印第安人
她等了很久 很久 She was waiting and waiting,
她必须跨过许多障碍 and, you know, she had to jump through a lot of hoops.
今天 老师说 Today, my teacher said
我要带领全班迎接亡灵节 that I'm going to lead the class for Dia de los Muertos.
- 你知道那是什么吗 - 知道 - You know what that is? - Yeah.
挺刺激的 Mmm, that's exciting.
我们可以给你妻子造个祭坛 So we can make your wife an altar
这样她的灵魂就能找到你 so her soul can find you.
我只要知道她最喜欢的东西是什么 I just need to know what her favorite things were.
她很擅长弹钢琴 Well, she was really good at piano.
还有她最喜欢的 And, like, what were her
食物是什么 比如蛋糕 或糖果... favorite things to eat? Like cake, candy...
最好是她能闻到的东西 It's good if it's something she can smell.
她很喜欢披萨 Um, she really liked pizza.
我也是 Same.
我们马上会看见另一根阴茎 We're about to see another penis.
我警告过你... I tried to warn you...
你不能假装他是个学者 You can't just pretend he's an academic.
他差一点就拿到博士学位了 He almost got his PhD.
这句话的另一层意思是 That's another way of saying
他没有博士学位 he doesn't have his PhD.
我这里有真正资质的教职工 I have real faculty with real credentials
他们需要我的支持 who need support.
有人难以开展工作 有人坐在地下室里 Who cannot do their work. Who are literally sitting in basements.
- 他家喻户晓 - 并不 - He is a recognizable name. - No, he is not.
那些小孩不看电视 他们只刷抖音 These kids don't watch TV. They're on TikTok.
事情已定 Butts in seats.
这是你现在唯一需要关心的事 That's the only thing that should matter to you right now.
创意写作吗 Creative writing?
那是你们系唯一贡献选课率的内容 That's the only field in your department building enrollments.
学生们想要产出内容 Students want to produce content.
- 我的老天 内容 - 是的 - Oh my God. Content. - Yeah.
无论是自费出版的小说 Whether it's a novel to self-publish,
还是... 还是博客 or... or a blog.
或是... - 那至少 Or... - Then at least
找个真正的作家吧 get a real writer.
他是《纽约时报》畅销书作者 He is a New York Times bestselling author.
- 他不是 - 你查查 - No, he's not. - Look it up.
不会吧 No.
我回来了 Hello?
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
咱们... Yeah, let's...
你把餐盘都洗了 You did all my dishes.
所以... Hey, so, uh...
谢了 Thanks.
你想好在市政厅说什么了吗 You figure out what you're gonna say? Town hall?
我能... Can I, um...
- 我能试着对你说吗 - 当然 - Can I try it out on you? - Yeah.
好 Okay.
感谢各位的到来 Thank you for coming.
冒犯到在座的任何人 我都真的很痛心 I'm truly heartbroken to have offended anyone here.
事实是... The fact is...
# 春天到了 # # It's springtime #
- # 为希特勒而战 # - 比尔 - # For Hitler # - Bill.
- # 在德国 # - 我放弃了 - # In Germany # - You know what? I give up.
对不起 我只是... Sorry. I'm just...
好吧 Okay.
看看这个 There's this.
大卫·杜考夫尼确实是畅销书作家 David Duchovny is a bestselling author.
不是吧 No.
还是不能让他做杰出演讲 Still can't let him give the Distinguished Lecture.
我别无选择 I don't have a choice.
"大卫·杜考夫尼在普林斯顿大学 "David Duchovny wrote his thesis
写了关于贝克特的论文" at Princeton on Beckett."
爱尔兰作家 代表作《等待戈多》
跟你一样 Oh, just like you.
才不是 No.
"他在耶鲁的导师是哈罗德·布鲁姆" "He was Harold Bloom's advisee at Yale."
美国文学理论家 批评家
- 老天爷 - 我懂 - Jesus. - I know.
等一下 回去 Oh, wait, wait. Go back.
这真是大卫·杜考夫尼的屁股吗 Is that really David Duchovny's butt?
为什么我们每次提到大卫·杜考夫尼 Why do we keep saying David Duchovny's whole name
都要说他的全名 every time we mention him?
- 这真是大卫的屁股吗 - 好了 - Is that really David's butt? - Okay.
- 他身材真好 - 够了 - He is in shape. - That's enough.
派对帐篷就位了 但是我们搭不起来 The party tents are here, but we're unable to set them up.
为什么 Why?
学生们在市政厅那里等着比尔·多布森发声 There's students waiting to hear from Bill Dobson. The town hall.
天啊 那是在中心广场吗 现在吗 Oh Jesus Christ. That's in the main quad? Right now?
- 我们要换聚会地点吗 - 不 - Should we move the venue? - No.
等他们散了后开始布置 Just start setting up when they disperse.
把校园警察叫来 Get the campus police there.
接下来都确保广场清场 Keep the quad clear for the rest of the afternoon.
大家好 你们能出席对我意义重大 Hi, everybody. It means a lot to me that you showed up for this.
很显然 我不是犹太社区的成员 Obviously, I am not a member of the Jewish community,
我也没有立场告诉你们这是否是冒犯 and I'm not in a position to tell you what is or isn't offensive.
- 没错 - 是的 - That's right. - Yeah.
但我是彭布罗克社区的一员 我们都是 But I am a member of the Pembroke community, as are we all,
我想了解你们的观点 and I wanna understand your point of view.
- 彭布罗克容不下纳粹分子 - 没错 - No Nazis at Pembroke. - Yeah.
我同意 纳粹分子不该出现在任何地方 I agree. There should be no Nazis anywhere.
- 这里不允许发表仇恨言论 - 同意 - Hate speech has no place here. - Agreed.
你怀有新纳粹主义情绪吗 Are you harboring neo-Nazi sentiments?
- 你是纳粹分子吗 - 不 我是个教授 - Are you a Nazi? - No, I'm a professor.
纳粹分子憎恨教授 因为纳粹与思想敌对 Uh, Nazis hate professors, because Nazis are enemies of thought.
美国的大学 One of the greatest gifts
收到的最伟大的礼物之一 that American universities ever received
就是从第三帝国逃离的大量知识分子 was the influx of intellectuals who fled the Third Reich.
指希特勒统治下的德国
像托马斯·曼 Writers like Thomas Mann,
汉娜·阿伦特 贝托尔特·布莱希特 Hannah Arendt, Bertolt Brecht,
西奥多·阿多尔诺这些作家 Theodor Adorno.
他们中很多人写过关于法西斯思想的宝贵研究 Many of them wrote invaluable studies of the fascist mindset.
那是无价的思想自由辩护 Invaluable defenses of freedom of thought.
如果我是你的话 I wouldn't use the stories
就不会用犹太难民的例子 of Jewish refugees here, if I were you.
他们中也有非犹太人 Not all of them were Jewish.
他们中的一些人团结一致 Some of them were standing in solidarity.
你在拿自己和汉娜·阿伦特作比较吗 You comparing yourself to Hannah Arendt?
犹太裔美国政治理论家
- 不是 - 在你的课堂上行希特勒礼之后 - No. - After saluting Hitler in your class.
我们听他说完 Let's hear him out.
我们是他们遗产的继承者 We are inheritors of their legacy.
大学应该是是一个支持言论自由的地方 The university should be a place to uphold free discourse.
可以无所畏惧的交换思想 The exchange of ideas without fear.
只要你是那个讲话的人 就拿言论自由说事了 It's all about free speech as long as you're the one talking.
好吧 Okay.
不 我希望这里成为 No, I want this to be a
一个人人都能表达观点的广场 forum where everyone can voice their opinion.
你是个给《纽约时报》 You're a white tenured professor
写专栏的白人终身教授 who writes op-eds for the New York Times.
你真的认为这是一个平等的广场吗 You really think this is an equal forum?
我明白你的意思 这个观点很好 I get that. That's a great point,
这永远不会完美 and it's never gonna be perfect.
- 但这次交谈就是一个开始 - 没错 - But having this conversation is a start. - Yeah.
有人昨天在布鲁克林大厅画了个万字符 Someone drew a swastika in Brooks Hall yesterday.
- 在休息室里 - 是啊 - In the lounge. - Yeah.
- 你知道这事吗 - 你觉得这个也好笑吗 - Do you know that? - You think that's funny too?
如果你在暗示我的行为 If you are suggesting that what I did
和传播新纳粹主义一样 那是不准确的 is the same as propagating neo-Nazism, that's inaccurate.
这是对事实的故意曲解... That is a willful misrecognition of what was clearly...
你是说我们错认了纳粹礼吗 Are you saying we misrecognized a Nazi salute?
不 我不是... 完全不是这个意思 No. I'm not... I'm not saying that at all.
我只是想说... I was merely trying to say...
事情总是这样 This is how it always goes.
你做了一些客观上很糟糕的事 You do something that's objectively fucked up,
然后当我们指出来时 and then when we call you out on it,
却指责我们误解了 we get accused of getting it wrong.
我没有说你们反应过度 I didn't say anyone was overreacting.
我只是在说明情况... I was merely making the case...
你准备道歉吗 Are you going to apologize?
- 是的 - 那好 - Yeah. - Okay.
是的 Yes.
- 好 那我们来听听看 - 好 - Okay, so let's hear it. - Okay.
我很抱歉如果我让任何人感觉... I am sorry if I made anyone feel...
这不是道歉 That's not an apology.
如果我让你们感觉... If I made you feel...
你为我的感觉而感到抱歉 You're sorry about my feelings.
你在通过说对我们的感受抱歉 You're minimizing your responsibility
来最小化你的责任 by saying you're sorry for how we feel.
拉森院长 Hey, Dean Larson.
很高兴看到你出来 It's nice to see you come
为彭布罗克学院向希特勒敬礼的教工 out to defend a member of Pembroke faculty
辩护 for saluting Hitler!
不 我不是为此而来 No, that is not why I'm here.
我没让他来这 这是我和你们之间的事 I didn't ask him to be here. This is between you and me.
你上周为什么没来市政厅 Why didn't you show up to our town hall last week?
我们在市政厅举办了一场关于种族平等的集会 We hosted a town hall on racial justice literally right here.
- 教授 是你叫的警察吗 - 不是 - Professor, did you call the police? - No.
- 你叫后援了 - 真不敢相信你找来他们 - You brought backup. - I can't believe you brought them.
拜托 这是两个不同的事 Please. These are two separate issues.
彭布罗克不允许有纳粹分子 No Nazis at Pembroke!
多布森滚蛋 多布森滚蛋 Dobson out! Dobson out!
多布森滚蛋 多布森滚蛋 多布森滚蛋 Dobson out! Dobson out! Dobson out!