在我妈妈生病时 我曾尝试下厨来尽一份力 When my mom was sick, I tried to start cooking, to help out.
但是她总是说 "不行 去学习" But she was always like, "No. Go study."
她不想我去做任何家庭主妇的活 She never wanted me to do anything homemaker-y.
我不当家庭主妇 我要成为医生 I wasn't gonna be a housewife. I was gonna be a doctor.
当然 显然不是现在的博士 Well, not this kind of doctor, obviously.
英语中"医生"和"博士"为同一词
三十六岁时我订婚了 I got engaged when I was 36,
我的另一半想组建家庭 and he wanted to start a family, but...
但是后来 他得到了去密歇根工作的机会 but then he was offered a... A job at Michigan.
他们试图协商 为我争取到配偶雇佣 但是 They tried to negotiate a spousal hire for me, but...
他们给了我一份三年期限的讲师合同 They offered a three-year instructor contract.
为一点钱 承担超常的教学负荷 A fucking 5/4 teaching load for diddly-squat.
我们试图维系异地恋情 但是 We tried to make it work long-distance, but...
当他告诉我他爱上别人的时候 When he told me he met someone else,
我甚至没有... I wasn't even...
我全身心投入了工作 然后很快 I just buried myself in my work, and pretty soon,
有好几所一类大学邀请我去任教 I had a half dozen R1 universities begging for me to apply.
但是彭布罗克大学的条件实在是 But Pembroke's retention offer was...
他们给了我想要的一切 They gave me everything I wanted,
所以我留下了 so I stayed.
现在我害怕在校园里露面 Now I'm scared to show my face on campus.
英文系主任向有色人种学生施加禁言令
甚至因为使一大批人吃了苦头 Ever been on the cover of a newspaper
而登上了报纸封面 for having inflicted harm on a large group of people?
好像我和波尔布特 斯大林他们是一类人 It's like... It's like Pol Pot, and Stalin, and me. It's...
波尔布特是原柬埔寨共产党总书记
听着 我们快没时间了 Listen, we're almost out of time.
而且这是你女儿的辅导时间 And since this is your daughter's session,
如果可以 我要开始和她谈了 I'm going to move on to her now if that's okay.
当然 Of course.
要来点吗 Want some?
- 这是什么呢 - 毒药 - What is it? - Poison.
英文系主任 第一季 第06集
好了 All righty.
我们走吧 Let's go, let's go.
是不是很兴奋 亲爱的 Isn't this exciting, sweetie?
怎么了 Wait, what?
其实我不想让哈比来 Actually, I don't want Habi to come.
为什么呢 他可是全副武装啊 Oh, why? He got all dressed up.
珠珠 Ju Ju!
你就不能呆一会儿吗 Can you just stay for one minute?
不行 没办法 No, I can't.
拿着 亲爱的 Here, honey.
当心... 演出成功啊 Take... Have a good presentation.
就是她 That's her.
有一些引述太著名了 There are some quotations,
就像奥德丽·洛德的这句话 like this one from Audre Lorde,
"主人的工具拆不了主人的房子" — 奥德丽·洛德 奥德丽·洛德是黑人女同作家和民权活动家
我们认为自己理解了它们 that are so well-known we assume we understand them.
但是我更好奇的是 But I'm curious to hear if reading
在读原文时你们是否有被惊艳到 the actual essay surprised you in any way.
怎么这么安静 You're all so quiet.
您怎么看待这个想法 What's your relationship to that idea?
我想听你们的意见 来吧 谁来谈谈 I want to hear yours. Come on. Anyone, jump in.
大学这个白人至上的堡垒 Well, the university, being a bastion of white supremacy,
不就是主人的房子吗 that's the master's house.
因此 不论你学什么或教什么 Therefore, whatever you learn or teach,
都不过是主人的工具 those are the master's tools.
学院里的有些女性假装自己是盟友 Some women in the academy pretend to be allies,
但她们就只是装样子 but they're not really doing the work.
她们在教学大纲上 They stick a couple of Black
贴上一两个黑人女性肖像 women on their panels or on their syllabi,
为此沾沾自喜 觉得大有作为 pat themselves on the back, and call it a day.
增加几页有色人种在书里是远远不够的 It's not enough to just insert a few people of color.
好了 Right.
没什么大不了的 Well, here goes nothing.
听着 你不用卑躬屈膝 Hey, hey, hey, listen. You are nobody's lackey.
- 你会秒杀他们 对吗 - 没错 - You take no prisoners, right? Huh? - Yes! Yes!
你如狼似虎 震撼全场 加油 You're a tiger! Get in there! Gimme it!
使全力! Give it to me!
糟糕 Oh shit!
- 我的天 - 来吧勇士 - Oh my God. - Come here, tiger.
我 我很抱歉 我在 I'm... I'm sorry, I was
找道德操守与规范办公室 looking for the Ethics and Compliance office.
就是这里 You're in the right place.
我们与校内性别歧视办公室是合并的 We merged with Title IX.
但是 But...
那另一位协调员呢 So where's the other coordinator?
只有我 我们现在是只有一个人的部门 It's just me. We're now a department of one.
还是关于您办公室的事吗 Is this still about your office?
三十二年前我从助理教授开始 I started as an assistant professor here 32 years ago.
当时工资是两万六千美元 They offered me $26,000.
但是我发现那位约翰·麦克海尔 But I found out that John McHale,
和我工龄相同 who... who started the
并且仍然健在 same year I did and is still kicking around,
却能多拿一万六千美元 got 16,000 more.
我想说点什么 I thought about saying something,
但我不想做她那样的人 but I didn't wanna be that woman.
我写了一本有关乔叟的书 I wrote a book on Chaucer
是女权主义者对"巴斯妇的故事"的首次解读 that was the first feminist reading of "The Wife of Bath."
但是在系里面 But here at the department,
他们想找一位志愿者参与教师管理时 they'd ask for a volunteer to be on faculty governance,
"让琼来做吧" "Oh, let's have Joan do it."
或者他们需要人来主持年度节日派对 Or they needed someone to host the annual holiday party,
"琼会乐意的 琼喜欢派对" "Joan won't mind. Joan loves parties."
女性职员承担的系里服务是不平均的 It's a well-documented fact that departmental service
这是不争的事实 falls disproportionately on female faculty.
我 I, um...
我放弃了自己的研究 没能升上正教授 I let my research go, and I never went up for full professor.
但是我告诉你 But I'll tell you what.
我受够了 不会再袖手旁观了 This is the last straw. I am not gonna just sit back...
您来这里想寻求什么结果 What outcome are you hoping for here?
八十年代在彭布罗克工作的人都走了 No one who worked at Pembroke in the '80s is still around,
没人能对此负责 who'd be accountable for this.
并且 就算我们的记录能追溯 And... our records go back,
我不知道它们能否 but I don't know if they go back...
我需要有人承认这些事发生过 I want someone to acknowledge what happened.
我承认 I'm acknowledging it.
这听起来完全不合法 It sounds totally illegal.
你之外的其他人 Someone other than you.
你和系主任谈过吗 Have you talked to your chair?
我加入 I'll do it.
好极了 Attagirl.
现在吗 Now?
发起对她担任系主任的不信任投票 A vote of no confidence in her as chair
会使你们的系更加混乱 would add to the sense that your department is in disarray.
她是领导 It is under her leadership.
我觉得不能把这件事完全归咎于智允 I'm not sure we can put that squarely on Ji-Yoon.
- 您应该看过这个了吧 - 是的 - I assume you've seen this? - Yes.
学生们在呼吁抵制英语系 Students are calling for a boycott of the English department.
在这个节骨眼 At this point, our ability
我们作为教育机构的运作能力是 to function as a pedagogical institution is...
看看外面吧 Look outside.
没人去上课了 他们都在忙着游行 Nobody's coming to class. They're too busy marching.
游行使我们的系统遭受关注 Marching puts the system on notice.
关注到智允必须下台 On notice that Ji-Yoon needs to be replaced.
没人发表意见 Nobody's gonna register.
我不是在教新生写作文 I'm not teaching Freshman Composition!
最终听证会后 After the termination hearing,
智允会建议学院院长解雇比尔 Ji-Yoon's gonna recommend to the provost that Bill be dismissed,
这将推翻 认为 which will undo this perception
英文系最初立场不够坚定的看法 that the department's initial stance wasn't strong enough.
这是大势所趋 This is gaining traction.
我们拭目以待 看明早比尔的听证会进展如何 We will just wait and see how Bill's hearing goes in the morning.
还有 不管你们想干嘛 And whatever you do,
都最好取得全系的支持再说 you'd better have the backing of the full department.
有一件事对他们有利 They've got one thing working in their favor.
你现在丑闻缠身 You've become a scandalous figure.
没人想为你辩护 Nobody wants to go to bat for you,
当你丑闻缠身时 nobody wants to come out and support you
没人想站出来支持你 when you're a scandalous figure.
我在那儿教了二十五年 很多人支持我 I've been there 25 years. I have a lot of support.
我的系主任 她就很支持我 The chair of my department, she's got my back.
这是她发给你的吗 She's the one who sent you this?
这就是个形式而已 That's just a pro forma thing.
你坐下吧 放松放松 Look, why don't you have a seat? It's... Just take a load off.
要是我接受和解 就好像我承认做错事了 If I take a settlement, that's like I'm admitting wrongdoing.
你女儿是哥伦比亚新生吧 是吗 Your daughter's a freshman at Columbia, right?
- 大一新生 - 大一新生 - Freshperson. - Freshperson.
你要是没工资 能负担她的学费吗 Will you be able to afford that without a salary?
就算有工资 我也负担不起 I can't afford it with a salary.
我可以确保 你应得的一分都不会少 I can make sure you get what you're owed.
你还可以在纽约买间小公寓 You could buy a little apartment in New York.
有考虑过搬去新城市吗 What about a brand-new city?
你最大的愿望是去哪儿 What destinations are on your bucket list?
我一直都想去希特勒的度假山庄 I've always wanted to see Hitler's mountain retreat.
我就跟你敞开了说吧 多布森教授 I'm going to be very frank with you, Professor Dobson.
听了后 怎么做随你便 Do with it what you will.
你谋生的能力岌岌可危 Your ability to make a living is in jeopardy.
由于他有终身任职 这部分的内容是适用的 Given that he's tenured, here are the portions that apply.
"不服从 不道德 缺乏合作精神 "Insubordination, immorality, a lack of collegiality,
举止不道德或行为不得体" unethical conduct, and/or conduct unbecoming."
缺乏合作精神 这也太含糊了吧 Lack of collegiality? That's very vague.
- 我建议我们可以这么演 - 演 - Here's how I suggest we play this. - Play?
你念出学生书面陈述 You'll read from the affidavit alleging
说出当时在课室和市政厅发生的事... what took place in the classroom and town hall...
这事儿不是院长来的吗 The dean should be the one to do that.
因为拉森院长要主持听证会 It'd be better if Dean Larson,
我们觉得 as the one presiding over the hearing,
不由他出示证据为好 didn't also have to present the evidence.
你整理好学生的投诉了吗 Have you compiled the student complaints?
我还没打印出来 I haven't printed them out yet.
有多少份呢 How many are there?
挺多的 Quite a lot.
但我也收到了一些强烈支持比尔的信件 Uh, but I've also received some strong endorsements of Bill,
都是来自这些年来 students who have been
深受他教学影响的学生 deeply impacted by his teaching over the years.
这... This...
这已变成了... This has become a...
一件很严重的名声问题 ... A serious reputational matter.
不但影响彭布罗克 也关乎你个人的声誉 Not only for Pembroke, but for you personally.
我们正设法想出一种说法 What we are trying to do here is create a narrative
帮助你重新 that will allow you to
和学生站到同一战线 重获他们的信任 realign with your students, regain their trust.
因为现在外界的看法是 Because right now,
你在维护男友 the perception is that you are defending your boyfriend
在课堂上行纳粹礼的行为 who goose-stepped his way across a classroom.
有看见琼吗 Have you seen Joan?
我看见她和大家待在休息室 I saw her in the lounge with everyone.
大家是谁 Who's everyone?
兰兹 麦卡希尔和雅兹 他们在开会 Rentz, McHale, uh, Yaz. They were in a meeting.
开什么会 是整个系的人都要参加吗 What meeting? Was it the whole department?
智允 《纽约时报》的人打来电话 Ji-Yoon, someone from the New York Times just called.
- 问比尔的事吗 - 不 问你 - About Bill? - No, about you.
他们要采访你关于封口令的事 They're asking to interview you about the gag order.
- 什么 - 校刊头条 - What? - The cover of the Daily?
你下达的封口令... The gag order that you placed...
别再说封口令了 Stop saying gag order!
等等 不是 你想说就说 Wait. No. Say it as much as you want.
谢谢你 劳里 你要是见到琼 Thanks, Laurie. If you see Joan,
告诉她我在找她 好吗 will you tell her I'm looking for her?
好的 没问题 Yep. Will do.
我知道你说的不是他们理解的那个意思 I know that you didn't mean it the way they construed it.
不是你的错 Not your fault.
我就不应该这么说 I shouldn't have said it.
我写了一份声明支持Bill I wrote a statement in support of Bill.
希望在听证会前交给你 I wanted you to have it before tomorrow.
你交给委员会吧 好吗 Submit it to the committee, okay?
我以为你是委员呢 I thought you were the committee.
直接交给院长吧 Just, um... directly to the dean.
交给我以外的人 Someone... Someone other than me.
你对巴伦教授有什么看法 What's your take on Professor Barron?
哪方面的看法 What about him?
你想他接手当你的 How would you feel about
论文指导教授吗 him taking over as your dissertation adviser?
我... 我第一学期时给他发了论文 I... I sent him a paper my first semester
想看看他能否给我点意见 to see if he'd give me some feedback.
但没有回音 Never got a response.
我跟他聊聊 I'll talk to him.
你真的救我于水火之中 You're putting me on a lifeboat.
感觉是时候了 Feels like it's time.
有人解救你吗 Do you have one?
怎么了 宝贝 What is it, darling girl?
喂 Hey.
别当着她的面哭 Don't cry in front of her.
会吓到她的 It will scare her.
我不怕 I'm not scared.
她能听懂我说话 She understands.
你好 Hi.
不 不好意思 你不能这样 这样不好... No. I'm sorry, you can't. It's not okay for you...
我花了好大勇气的 所以... It took a lot to work up the courage, so I'm just...
不 等... 你等等 But... Hang... Wait, wait.
你不能坐那儿 Uh, you can't sit there.
别脱外套 别... 等下 Don't take your jacket off. Don't... Hold on.
等会儿 天呐 Uh, just one second. Jesus.
好吧 你走的时候从后门走 Okay, um, when you leave, you're gonna leave out the back door.
还是别了 这样就好像你没走一样 No, it's gonna look like you didn't leave.
我就只想问你件事 希望你能老实回答 I just wanna ask you something, and I want you to be honest.
如果你拒绝我的话 If the answer is no,
我也... 我也完全接受 I will be... I will be totally fine.
好了 我... 我都老得可以当你爸了 Okay, look, I'm... I'm old enough to be your dad.
不管你以为你对我有什么感觉 这不... And, um, whatever you think you feel about me, it's not...
- 都不是你对我的感觉 - 等下 - Your feelings aren't about me. - Wait.
你... 你以为我来这儿是睡你的吗 You... You think I came here to try to fuck you?
- 不 - 没有冒犯的意思... - No. - Because, no offense...
不是的 Oh yeah, no.
- 那真是... - 是啊 - That's... Yeah. - Yeah.
这真是一场搞笑闹剧 This is like a crazy comedy of errors.
对呀 我往后回想起来一定笑死 Yes, it is. I'm gonna look back on this moment and laugh.
对 所以你还是... Yeah, okay. So you're still...
你还在之前的出版社吧 新新出版社 You're still with the same publisher, right? The New Press?
我只是想 I was just, um,
你能不能试读下我的第一本小说 wondering if you'd consider reading my first novel.
我要投稿给他们 但我... I'm submitting it to them and I...
不是很确定 闹出这些事儿后 I wasn't sure if they'd
他们有没有跟你断联 broken ties with you over this whole thing.
但... But...
这是什么时候的事 今天吗 When did this... Is this today?
我不太清楚 昨天吗 Uh, I don't know. Yesterday?
- 我的天呐 - 推特上都炸了 - Uh, Jesus Christ. - It's all over Twitter.
- 我得出去了 - 我就... - I gotta go. - I'll just...
我要把稿子留这儿吗 我的小说 Should I just leave this here? My... My book.
很快的 你一下子就能看完 It's a quick read. You can do it in like one sitting.
- 我想听听你的意见 - 随便你 - I'd love to get your notes. - Whatever.
要有人问起 就说我们没睡过 好吗 Just... If anybody asks, we didn't fuck, okay?
小心 小心 Careful, careful.
- 比尔 - 你好啊 - Bill! - Hey, you.
怎么回事 你长高了吗 What's going on? Did you get taller again?
- 你能留下来吃饭吗 - 进去 快点 - Can you stay for dinner? - Go inside. Move.
- 你又不是我老板 - 我就是 - You're not the boss of me. - Oh. Yes, I am.
我也经常这么说 That's what I'm always telling her,
但她确实是我们俩的老板 but unfortunately for both of us, she is.
- 他能留下吃饭吗 - 不能 - Can he stay for dinner? - No.
你总是这么扫兴 You take away everything good about life!
难怪你没人要 No wonder nobody wanted to marry you!
别这么说 Hey.
嘿 Hi.
我看到新闻了 你还好吗 Hey, I saw the Daily. Are you okay?
我现在是校园极权主义的代表人物 I'm the face of totalitarianism on campus.
别说"这有什么稀奇的" Don't say, "What else is new?"
我都被人叫希特勒了 I'm literally being called Hitler,
代表极权主义的人恐怕不是你 so I don't think you get to be the face of totalitarianism.
好吧 你赢了 Oh, oh. You win.
我只是想说 我知道你是想按规矩办事 I'm just saying I know you were just trying to walk the line.
听着 这个世界还没有完蛋 Listen, you're living proof this entire world
你就是活生生的证据 hasn't gone completely insane.
我聊不下去了 I can't have this conversation.
别走 让我把话说完 Please, please. Let me finish.
我见了位律师 她有一整套计划 I met with a lawyer. She had this whole plan
可以帮我解决眼下的困境 about how I could get a settlement.
如果他们敢开除我 我可以起诉 If they try to fire me, I could sue.
我觉得这计划可行 So I played it out.
我可以去巴黎定居 继续搞文学创作 I could go live in Paris, produce great works of literature.
这纯属陈词滥调 Well, that is a total cliche.
这个计划没把你考虑进去 It didn't include you.
后来我想说"为什么不呢" And then I was like, "Why can't it?"
别告诉我你还想呆在这个鬼地方 Don't tell me you wanna stay at that shithole
他们都这么对我们了 after the way they treated us.
我不能一走了之 I can't just run away.
这里还有许多东西我割舍不下 I have a lot invested here.
我爸爸 珠珠� My dad, Ju Ju...
我们可以一起走 像一家人那样 In this scenario, we would go as a family.
我还放不下教书 I still love teaching.
我知道 我当然知道 I know. I know you do.
这是你毕生的追求 It's what you were born to do.
但还有其他大学 But there are other universities,
它们会站在你这边 and they'll be fighting for you.
不管是巴黎还是皮奥里亚...� It doesn't matter if it's Paris or Peoria...
我都会跟你一起 I'll follow you.
无论天涯海角 I'll go anywhere.
这一刻我等了好久 Oh God. I've waited so long for this.
我要开除你 I have to fire you.
- 什么 - 我是说� - Huh? - I mean, I...
我得向院长和董事会提议 I have to recommend to the provost and the board of trustees
开除你 that they fire you.
我明天不是还有一场听证会吗 Uh, don't I have a hearing tomorrow?
他们在对你下手 They're closing ranks around you. It's...
这是滥用私刑 It's a kangaroo court.
可是... But are...
你为什么不早点告诉我 When... When were you gonna tell me?
你不回我电话 You didn't return my calls.
你是在帮他们吗 Are you helping them?
你什么意思 What do you... What do you mean?
你是在提供对我不利的证据吗 Are you presenting evidence against me?
我的学生将矛头指向我 My students are turning on me.
我被当作同谋 I am being seen as complicit.
谁在乎别人怎么看你 Who gives a fuck about how you're seen?
你为什么不帮我 How about helping me by doing what's right?
我被一个黑帖 I've been hanging on by a
折磨了一年 而你却... fucking thread for a year and now you, you...
你咎由自取 You did this.
你对我提的所有建议都置之不理 You ignored all my advice that might've ended it,
你不停地捅篓子 直到把我们俩都拖下水 and you kept digging and digging until you buried the both of us.
你现在跑来怪我没有帮你 And now you're gonna guilt me for not helping you?
我爱莎伦 我想念莎伦 I love Sharon, and I miss Sharon,
如果她知道你拿她的死当借口 and if she could see how you are using her death
放任自己堕落 as an excuse to indulge in all this self-destructive bullshit,
她会以你为耻 she would be ashamed of you.
我真没想到你居然是院长的走狗 I never would've pegged you for a lackey of the dean.
就算你不想跟我说话 Even if you stop talking to me,
我还是要跟你说话 I'm still gonna talk to you, so...
我爱你 I love you.
晚安 Goodnight.
你为什么是一个博士 Why are you a doctor?
因为� Oh. Because...
我想一直阅读小说和诗歌 I wanted to read novels and poems for as long as I could.
为什么 Why?
为了参悟它们的意思 Uh... to try and understand their meaning.
可你为什么能当上博士呢 But why are you a doctor?
你没有帮助过任何人 You... You never help anybody.
彭布罗克抵制纳粹 No Nazis at Pembroke!
此次听证会将决定是否开除比尔·多布森教授 This is a hearing on Professor Bill Dobson's dismissal charge.
我们将遵照教师守则 We're here to determine whether the behavior you exhibited
来裁定 constitutes...
你的行为 ... conduct unbecoming,
是否有违师德 uh, as defined in the faculty handbook.
在开始之前 Before we get to that, we want to give
你可以进行陈词 you a meaningful opportunity to be heard.
你可以提供证据 Give you a chance to submit evidence
来驳斥对你的指控 to controvert these grounds for dismissal.
好的 Okay.
纳粹滚出去 Nazis out! Nazis out!
你要读一遍吗 Aren't you gonna read it?
太长了 It's too long. I mean...
这不是驳斥 It's not a rebuttal.
你有什么要说的吗 Don't you want to say something?
今天早上我在想... I was... I was thinking this morning, uh...
要想做英文老师 that to be an English teacher...
你得爱上故事 you have to fall in love with stories,
爱上文学 with literature.
而当你爱上它们的时候 And what you're doing when you do that is... is you're...
你总是 You're always trying to
以别人的视角看待世界 see things from someone else's point of view.
你总是想开拓新的领域 You're trying to occupy a different space. Uh...
而... And...
当你走进一个故事 when you're in the middle of a story,
它会赋予你一种能力 you're in a state of possibility,
帮你抵抗现实生活中的 as opposed to whatever state of oppressiveness
种种不如意 you're in in real life.
文本是鲜活的 The text is kind of a living thing,
它就像一支舞 一场未竟的对话 and it's a dance, an ongoing conversation that you have with it.
有时候 你特别喜欢一首诗 Sometimes, you love a poem so much, you...
每次读它 Every time you read it,
你都会有新的收获 你会被它改变 you learn something new and you feel transformed by it.
这是一种非常复杂但忠诚的关系 It's a very complicated but faithful relationship.
好的 Um, okay.
谢谢你的演讲 多布森教授 Thank you for that lecture, Professor Dobson.
- 智允 你... - 等等 - Ji-Yoon, would you, uh... - Wait, that's, um...
我们在干什么 What are we doing here?
呃... Uh, well...
开除他并不能改变这里的文化 Firing him isn't gonna change the culture here.
你上次站上讲台是什么时候 When were you last in a classroom?
智允 Ji-Yoon...
或者和学生单独交流 Or had a personal interaction with a student?
- 呃... - 别这样 - Uh... - Don't do this.
你不用顾及我的声誉 I don't need you to save my reputation.
智允 别这样 Ji-Yoon, please.
那些人 Those people?
那些人是我们的学生 Those are our students.
我们的工作是� Our job is...
不是欺骗他们或管理他们 is not to... to trick them or manage them or...
或者让他们乖乖听话 or make them fall in line.
我们的工作是为他们提供避难所 Our job is to offer refuge from the bullshit,
跟他们说实话 to level with them.
不 不 他们为什么要相信我们 No, no. Why should they trust us?
这个世界正在坍塌 The world is burning.
而我们坐在这里担心捐款的事 And we're sitting up here worried about our endowment?
担心我们学校在世界的最新排名 Our latest ranking on U.S. News & World Report?
如果你觉得比尔是纳粹 那请尽管开除他 If you think Bill is a Nazi, then by all means fire him.
如果你觉得开除他 If you're hoping that just by getting rid of him
就能阻止外面发生的事 you're gonna stop what's going on outside,
他们一眼就会看穿的 they're gonna see right through that.
如果开除他改变不了任何事 What do you think is gonna happen
你觉得会有什么后果 when he's fired and nothing else changes?
根据教师守则 According to the faculty handbook,
我们本该秉持公平公正的原则 this is supposed to be an impartial panel...
但我没有 and I am not.
所以 这违背了程序正义 Therefore, this is not a fair procedure.
听说你干了件大事 Word is you put on some performance.
比尔呢 And Bill?
- 他走了 - 那你呢 - He's gone. - And you?
他们觉得 They've decided it would
开除我 be helpful in terms of optics to remove me,
但他们不想再惹上官司了 but they didn't want another lawsuit on their hands,
所以你们暂时还是得听我的 so you're stuck with me for the time being.
你们都不庆祝一下吗 Don't everyone celebrate all at once.
好吧 Okay.
关于领导力的行动项目 Action item on leadership.
- 这是关于� - 这也是琼的项目 - Is this about... - That was Joan's item as well.
- 那你来吧 - 我们不需要最先说 - Go for it. - No, we don't have to go first.
不 我觉得最好还是现在就说 No, I think it's best we proceed now.
智允 我们非常感谢 Uh, Ji-Yoon, we so appreciate your willingness
你在英文系这艘大船遇难的时候 to step up and steer the troubled vessel
挺身而出 that is the English department.
又来了 又是比作船 Here we go, ship metaphors.
但我们一致认为 But we've come to believe that you're not...
你不是管理我们的最佳人选 you're not the best person to manage us.
无论是在大学内部 还是整个社会 Our very field is at stake, both within the university itself
我们英文系都岌岌可危 and in the culture at large.
我们没时间再犯错了 We don't have time for any more missteps.
下面我们就 We're calling for a vote
金博士卸任系主任一事进行投票 of no confidence in Professor Kim as chair.
所有人都赞成吗 All in favor?
院里有规定 Actually, department bylaws state that
系主任撤换不能仅凭口头投票 you can't take a voice vote for chair removal.
我们得一个个表态 We have to go round the room.
只要你没有终身教职 你就得按章程走 When you're untenured, you read the bylaws.
我赞成 Obviously, I'm in favor.
麦卡希尔呢 Uh, McHale?
你呢 Jim How about you, Jim?
- 我反对 - 我赞成 - I vote no. - I vote yes.
- 琼 到你了 - 又到我了 - Joan, your turn. - Come back to me.
我们之所以在这儿 就是因为你支持这件事 The only reason we're here is because you supported this.
我只是提出质疑 好吗 And I am having doubts. All right?
你都被赶去地下室了 You're in the basement.
我反对 我做不到 I'm a no. I can't do it.
你认真的吗 Unbelievable.
- 我和兰兹一样 - 反对 - I'm with Rentz. - No.
- 赞成 - 反对 - Yes. - No.
赞成 Yes.
六票赞成 五票反对 That makes six for and five against.
一票之差 That was close, a real squeaker.
感谢智允的付出 I'd like to thank Ji-Yoon for her work,
那么将由我来担任临时系主任 and I'd like to offer my services as interim chair.
不行 我选琼来接替我 Oh, fuck no. I vote Joan to replace me.
这份工作虽然很傻逼 It's a shit job,
但最起码能让你有办公室 but it comes with an office.
全票通过 All those in favor of Joan as chair.
希望长出了翅膀 "Hope is the thing with feathers
飞向每一个灵魂 That perches in the soul
哼着无词之曲 And sings the tune without the words
永不停歇 And never stops at all
回荡在极地 I've heard it in the chillest land
还有深海 And on the strangest sea
纵使身处绝境 Yet never in extremity
也不向我索取分毫 It asked a crumb of me"
你们� So, what do you...
你们觉得她说的 "不向我索取分毫" What do you think she means when she says
是什么意思 hope never asked a crumb of her?
这么说很奇怪 不是吗 It's... It's a weird locution, right?
为什么说 "长出了翅膀" And why is hope the thing with feathers?
它属于天空 就像小鸟一样 It's airborne, like a bird.
很好 Good.
她为什么说这首歌是 "没有歌词的曲子" Why does she describe the song as a "Tune without the words"?
也许人们对希望的看法各不相同 Maybe because hope looks different for different people.
不 我不能... No, I can't...
知道我们不能在那里生活 "... and know we cannot live within.
爱降临和逝去的方式并不像我们想的那样 Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does.
爱是无价之宝 Love is a value... "
它不能化作有形的文字 It can't have specific words...
它就像一段旋律 just a melody.
或者只是一种节奏 一种生命的律动 Or maybe even just a beat, a sign of life.
她真的很棒 She's the real deal.
你不会后悔的 我保证 You won't regret it, I promise.
她为什么要用这么多破折号 Why does she put in so many dashes?
好问题 That's a good question.
字里行间是她的留白 It's almost like there's something between the words
言有尽而意无穷 that she's not saying or able to articulate.
抱歉 有点晚了 我的编辑看过了 她想尽快和你谈谈 —比尔
学术界已经 I mean, these dashes and gaps,
为这些破折号和间隔争论了一个世纪 it's been a subject of scholarly debate for, like, a century.
你们怎么看 But... what do you think?
恭喜 爱你的智允
干杯 Gun bae.
气色不错 You look good.
很放松 Relaxed.
系主任不适合你 Not being chair suits you.
系主任要应付的破事太多了 It's too many assholes to manage.
待在学校会觉得奇怪吗 Does it feel weird to be on campus?
有一点 Little bit.
你是富得流油还是一夜暴富 So are you filthy rich or stinking rich?
- 哪个更有钱 - 我觉得是前者 - Which is more? - I think filthy.
好吧 Mmm.
我两个都不是 I'm neither.
我拒绝了调解 I turned down the settlement,
我在努力把工作要回来 and I'm fighting to get my job back.
- 你知道自己有多大胜算吗 - 几乎没有 - Do you know what your odds are? - Horrible.
- 你输得起吗 - 输不起 - Well, can you afford this? - No.
如果我接受调解 以后就没有学校会雇用我 If I take a settlement, no college is ever gonna hire me.
我想教书 And, uh, I wanna teach.
那你打算靠什么挣钱 What are you gonna do for money?
我至少能撑到这周五 I, um, have enough to tide me over at least until Friday.
之后再去找工作吧 Then I'll get a job.
我需要位保姆 Well, I need a babysitter.
上一位保姆怎么了 What happened to the last one?
珠珠抢了她的手机 Ju Ju broke into her phone
给所有联系人发了封� and emailed all her contacts something unmention...
我简直难以启齿 It's unmentionable.
- 抱歉 - 别笑了 - Sorry. - Please don't.
珠珠可真是你的噩梦 This Ju Ju sounds like a real nightmare.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我觉得你能搞定她 I think you could take her on.
那你可雇不起 You can't afford me.
一小时十二美元 I pay $12 an hour.
- 成交 - 讲价能力也太差了 - Deal. - Terrible at negotiation.
- 不行 十五 - 没用的 太晚了 - What? Fifteen? - No, it's too late.
- 太晚了 - 太晚了 - Too late. - Too late?
- 太晚了 - 把秒针往回拨六秒 - Too late. - We can roll back six seconds.
不行 就十二了 No, I locked you in at 12.
- 你就... - 强买强卖 - That's your... - You locked me in?
你就值这个价 That's your price.
- 老天爷 - 你就值十二