前情回顾 Previously on Young Sheldon...
一个秘密赌场 A secret casino room?
警察给我封了 The cops shut me down.
我们把这个重新做起来吧 Let's get this going again.
生意怎么样 How we doing?
收银盒有点问题 There's a problem with the cashbox.
什么问题 Oh, what's that?
我关不上了 Can't get it to close.
这个是我要处理的问题了 That is my kind of problem.
让我们来聊聊会议的美妙 Let's talk about the glory of meetings.
谁会不爱它呢 有议程表 详细的时间 What's not to love? Agendas, detailed minutes,
而且你幸运的话 会议开始和结束时 and if you're lucky, they begin and end
还有平缓的读纪律和规则的声音 with the soothing sound of discipline and rules.
你可以想象到当我知道 You can imagine my frustration
东德克萨斯理工大学在开学院会议 when I found out East Texas Tech had faculty meetings
而我不能参加时的沮丧 that I was not allowed to attend.
抱歉 Excuse me.
我也不是没争取过 Not that I didn't try.
再见 谢尔顿 Goodbye, Sheldon.
讨厌 Darn it.
谢尔顿 出去 Sheldon, out.
抱歉 我以为你那个总是缠着我 Sorry, I thought you were an irritating young man
让人头疼的小伙子 that won't leave me alone.
真没礼貌 That's rude.
出去 Out.
进展如何 So, how was it?
成立了小组委员会吗 Did any subcommittees get formed?
没有 谢尔顿 这只是个规划会议 No, Sheldon, it was just a budget meeting.
哦 规划 快说说 Ooh, budgets, do tell.
主要是说要减少通识教育中理科的学分 Most of it was about reducing the gen-ed science requirement
从八减为四 from eight credits to four.
但是理科课变少了 谁会想这样 But that's less science classes. Who would want that?
显然那些管理者 学生以及他们的家长 Apparently the administration, the students and their parents.
有人想要阻止吗 Did anyone try to stop it?
没有 No.
激起了热烈的辩论吗 Did it spark a heated debate?
没有 Not really, no.
那你不生气吗 Were you at least annoyed?
我听起来像生气吗 Do I sound annoyed?
是的 Yes.
那不就得了 Well, there you go.
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我不敢相信学院可以接受 I can't believe the faculty is okay with this
这只意味着非科学专业的人 It just means students who aren't science majors
从修两门课变成修一门课 need to take one class instead of two.
那这就少了一半 But that's 50% less.
谢尔顿这对你没影响的 Sheldon, this doesn't affect you.
科学对社会的影响就少了 Less science affects all of society.
以防你没有注意到 And in case you haven't noticed,
我很擅长让自己变为话题中心 I'm good at making things all about me.
是的 我发现了 Yes, I have picked up on that.
抱歉 我没什么能做的了 Sorry, there's nothing I can do about it.
我理解 你就是机器中的一个齿轮 I understand. You're just a cog in the machine.
说真的 我为什么要和你说话 In fact, why am I talking to you?
尽管停下 Feel free to stop.
我以为你在工作 I thought you'd be at work.
这周上晚班 I work nights this week.
我没注意到洗衣店开那么晚 Oh, I didn't realize the Laundromat was open late.
我们的可以 I did that.
大家白天都在上班 People work during the day,
这看起来是有待开发的市场 it seemed like an untapped market.
非常聪明 Smart. You know,
如果你要是为你的洗衣店做宣传 if you want to advertise your new hours,
可以在教堂公告里打个广告 you could take out an ad in the church bulletin.
这是个不错的想法 That ain't a bad idea.
你这商业头脑一看就是遗传我的 Maybe I'm where you get it from.
可以说 Oh! It could say something like,
耶稣洗去你的罪 "Jesus washes away your sins,
我们洗去你的污渍 and we'll wash away your stains."
天呐 你好擅长这个 Wow! You are really good at this.
你真的想做这种校长吗 And do you really want to be the president
校内不再有科学的欢声笑语 of a university that is responsible for the
愚蠢的下线却被不断地刷新着 dumbing down of scientific discourse on this campus?
我完全赞同你的说法 I totally agree with you.
真的吗 You do?
这让人气愤 Oh, it's an outrage.
我来这里是为了打造 I came here to make this school
东德克萨斯的哈佛 the Harvard of East Texas.
而不是 Not the...
你最不喜欢哪所学校 Wh-What's your least favorite school?
麻省理工 MIT.
而不是东德克萨斯的麻省理工 Not the MIT of East Texas.
麻省理工配得上您的毒舌 Nice dig at MIT.
他们应得的 Well, they deserve it.
所以你打算让科学课程还保持原状 So, you're gonna keep the science requirements the same?
如果我能说了算 If it were up to me, yes.
但你是校长 But you're the president.
谢尔顿 大家都有老板 Everyone has a boss, Sheldon.
非常遗憾 我得听... Now, unfortunately, I have to answer to the...
大校长的 grand chancellor.
我从来没听说过他 Oh. I've never heard of him.
他真的存在 Oh, well, he definitely exists.
也许我可以和他说说 Perhaps I should speak with him.
我很感激 但这是我的战役 I appreciate that, but this is my fight...
不论成败 尽管大概率会失败 win or lose-- and I'll probably lose,
但我还是要去斗争一下 我向你保证 but I am gonna go down swinging, I promise you that.
有什么能帮忙的吗 Can I help?
当然 Absolutely.
我需要你去汇总一份 I need you to put together
支持我们观点的报告 a report backing up our position.
像一些图啊表啊这些 Charts, graphs-- the whole shebang.
关于什么的图表呢 Charts and graphs of what?
是我来帮你还是你来帮助我呢 Am I helping you or are you helping me?
嗯 当然是 Uh, of course.
我会想明白的 I'll figure it out.
我知道你可以 I know you will.
好了 走人吧 Okay, now, get out of here.
你有很多工作去做 You have a lot of work to do.
好的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
这个孩子真让我口渴 Kid makes me thirsty.
也许我们可以休息一会 等口水风干 Maybe we take a little break and let this one dry out.
你不用问我 You don't have to ask me twice.
你有考虑过辞职吗 Do you ever think about quitting?
这份工作吗 当然 This job? Yeah.
我们什么时候开始给赌场打广告了 Since when did we start advertising gambling rooms?
什么 这是家洗衣店 What? It's a Laundromat.
呵呵 高速公路旁的按摩店 Yeah, and the massage parlor off the freeway
也是真的给人放松肩颈的 is for stiff necks.
这是合法的生意 Well, that is a legitimate business.
我妈妈办的 儿子在那工作 My mother owns it, my son works there.
随你怎么说 If you say so.
我说得没错 I do say so.
好吧 Fine.
没错 It's true.
我倒想和你打个赌 I'd say, "Want to bet,"
我昨晚在你妈开的"合法生意"里 but I lost 40 bucks last night
输了四十块钱 at your mom's "Legitimate business."
你在自助洗衣店后面开了个赌场吗 Are you running a gambling room in the back of the Laundromat?
啥 才没有 What? No.
佩格说她昨天去过那里 Peg says she was there last night.
啊 你说"赌场"啊 Oh, "Gambling room."
是的 Yeah.
你想什么呢 What are you thinking?
赌博是违法的 You know gambling is illegal.
你怎么老操心别人怎么花他们自己的钱啊 Why do you care how people spend their money?
赌博会毁掉人生 Gambling destroys lives.
你还说喝酒会毁掉人生呢 That's what you say about booze.
但我觉得它们是一对好兄弟 I think it's an excellent pairing.
等等 小乔知道这件事吗 Wait, does Georgie know about all of this?
我的老天 Oh, my Lord.
没事的 我会照看他 It's okay, I'm looking after for him.
如果警察去了怎么办 What if the police show up?
不用太担心 Don't you worry about them.
我们之间有协议 We got an understanding.
这又是什么意思 What does that mean?
我想跟你解释一番 I'd explain it to you,
但是你不会理解 but you wouldn't understand.
你真是让我大开眼界 You are unbelievable.
你自己经营这些就已经很差劲了 It is bad enough for you to do all this stuff,
你还把小乔给拉向罪恶之巢 but then to drag Georgie down into your den of sin.
得了吧 赌场又不是罪恶之巢 Oh, please, it's not a den of sin.
不过这名字起得还挺好的 Although that is a great name.
罪恶之巢 Den of Sin.
估计能吸引不少人过来 That would get some butts in seats.
大校长说不行 The chancellor said no?
他到底看没看我的报告 Did he even look at my report?
他觉得报告写得很好 但这没能改变他的想法 He did, he was impressed, but it didn't change his mind.
我们做了这么多努力 After all our hard work.
我知道 太扫兴了 I know. Bummer.
不过没关系 我们好歹已经努力过了 But hey, we gave it our best shot,
是时候放手向前看了 so time to move on, right?
绝不 Absolutely not.
你确定吗 我觉得该放手了 Are you sure? 'Cause it feels like time to me.
我们要继续斗争 We have to keep fighting.
如果安东尼·列文虎克放弃了 If Antonie van Leeuwenhoek had given up,
我们现在的世界会是什么样 where would we be?
会是什么样 Where would we be?
我们会在一个没有显微镜的世界里 In a world without microscopes.
因为那个人发明了显微镜 Because that guy invented them?
当然了 他发明了第一个现代显微镜 Boy, did he. At least the first modern microscope.
也被称之为微生物学之父 He's known as the father of microbiology.
我有一本写他的书可以借你读一下 I have a good book on him I could loan you.
总之 我们不能放弃 Anyway, we can't give up.
我是站在你这边的 Hey, you are preaching to the choir,
我们还能做什么 but... I mean, what can we do?
我可以向一些科学名人写信 I could write to some science luminaries,
让他们为我们发声 try get them on our side.
斯蒂芬 ·霍金 卡尔·萨根 Stephen Hawking, Carl Sagan.
安东尼·列文虎克是不行了 他已经去世了 Not Antonie van Leeuwenhoek. He's dead.
好吧 但是万一 All right, but just on the off chance
他们太忙没有回复你 that they're too busy to reply,
我觉得你应该在校园里进行一些宣传 I think that you should get out there on campus,
和学生谈一谈 改变他们的想法 talk to students, change their minds.
单独谈得花上好几个月 One-on-one? That could take months.
好极了 Great.
动画电影 Animated films.
解剖青蛙 Frog anatomy.
圣经 The Bible.
为什么你在看《危险边缘》 Why are you watching Jeopardy?
谢尔顿不是家里唯一爱学习的人 Sheldon's not the only one who likes to learn stuff.
你没找着遥控器 You don't know where the remote is.
在这儿呢 It's right here.
但是电池没电了 It's just out of batteries.
我给你拿点去吧 Want me to get some?
再顺便拿一罐啤酒过来 Tin of beer while you are up .
小乔在家么 Is Georgie here?
不 他应该还在工作 No, I think he's still at work.
你知道那个自助洗衣机店是赌场的幌子么 Do you know that that Laundromat is just a front for gambling?
酷 Cool.
米西·库珀 Missy Cooper,
这不是你该听到的事 回你的房间去 that was not for your ears. Go to your room.
所以到底是什么事 So, what's this all about?
我妈在经营着一家打着自助洗衣店 My mother is running a gambling room
幌子的底下赌场 out of the back of the Laundromat,
小乔还帮她打理 and she has Georgie helping her.
居然不拉我入伙 They never invited me.
乔治 George.
我们不能再让他干下去了 We have to get him out of there.
玛丽 我们让他别退学 Mary, we told him not to drop out of school,
他还是退学了 he dropped out of school.
我们让他别邀请姑娘去车库 Told him he couldn't have girls in the garage,
他还是邀请姑娘去了 he has girls in the garage.
他这么做了 He does?
好多姑娘呢 So many.
米西 Missy!
我在我的房间里 I'm in my room.
关上房门 Well, close the door.
关严实了 All the way.
问题在于 他之前不听咱们说的话 The point is, he didn't listen to us then,
现在他也同样不会听 he's not gonna listen now.
所以我们什么都不做 So, we do nothing?
让他自己摔一跤他就知道疼了 We let him make his own mistakes.
这不就是换种方式说的什么都不做吗 That just sounds like another way of saying we do nothing.
我得去找他谈谈 I'm gonna go down there.
这一跤就由你摔吧 And that's a mistake I'm gonna let you make.
米西 电池 Missy! Batteries!
海格梅尔校长指望着我 President Hagemeyer was counting on me
去扭转舆论趋势 to turn the tide of public opinion
点燃我同学们的怒火 and ignite the outrage of my fellow students.
打扰了 你能签一下我的请愿书么 Excuse me, would you like to sign my petition?
这是关于大学缩减了 It's about the university reducing
科学课的请愿 our science requirements.
缩减科学课 太好了 Less science? Sweet.
不 是停止缩减科学课 No, it's to stop the reduction
保持我校科学课设置数目的请愿 and keep our science curriculum strong.
你这么着急走是想要赶紧告诉你的朋友么 Are you hurrying off to tell your friends?
"趣·尼德" "Ben Dover"
谢了 趣·尼德 Thanks, Ben.
不 No.
不了 Nope.
打扰了 你愿意签署 Excuse me, would you like to sign my petition about keeping
保留我校科学课设置的请愿书吗 our science requirements strong?
当然可以 Of course.
但是你得签一下我的 If you'll sign mine
给校爵士乐队增加资助的请愿书 to increase funding for the school jazz band.
我们还是假装没见过彼此吧 Let's pretend we never met.
我需要制定一个新计划 I needed a new plan.
能要触及到大众的计划 One where I could reach the masses.
向校园新闻的头版投稿 The front page of the campus newspaper
是我的最佳选择 was my best course of action.
我动用了我所有的文学武器 I deployed every weapon in my literary arsenal.
幽默 Humor.
太好笑了 So funny.
严肃 Gravitas.
太感人了 So moving.
贩卖恐惧 Fearmongering.
太可怕了 So scary.
最后但同样重要的是 And last but not least,
真情实感 heartfelt emotion.
我不擅长这个 我会以恐惧结尾 Eh, not where I shine. I'll end on fear.
打扰一下 如果我写了一篇报告 Excuse me, if I had an exposé
其中揭开了这所大学领导的真面目 that's going to rip the lid off this university's leadership
并且点明了腐败的核心 and shine a light on its rotten core,
我应该把它交给谁 who would I turn that in to?
你可以把它给我 You can give it to me.
如果能把它交给一个不太可能 I'd feel more comfortable giving it
把它卷起来当烟抽的人 这会让我更舒服 to someone who's less likely to roll it up and smoke it.
我就是编辑 所以不给我就算了 Well, I'm the editor, so it's me or nothing.
很好 Very well.
我在给你一篇千载难逢的独家新闻 I'm handing you the scoop of a lifetime.
好的 Okay.
就像你们这些人说的 我觉得你会钟意的 As your people say, I think you'll dig it.
小乔 Georgie.
你来这儿干什么 Hey, what are you doing here?
我知道后面那间屋子的事了 I know about the room in the back.
你觉得我知不知道 Do you know whether or not I know?
知道 Yes.
好的 这能给我们省下很多时间了 Okay, that's gonna save us a lot of time.
这不行 It is not okay.
你现在就退出 You are quitting right now.
我为什么要这样 Why would I do that?
因为我是你妈妈 这样是不对的 Because I am your mother, and it is wrong.
但我在为你妈妈工作 她说没关系 Well, I'm working for your mother, and she says it's okay.
我听从更高的权威 And I answer to a higher power,
祂也说这是不对的 所以我赢了 咱们走 and He says it's also wrong, so I win, let's go.
妈 请不要小题大做 Mom, please don't make a big deal out of this.
所以这后面有一家非法赌场 Oh, so there is an illegal gambling room in the back,
这还不算大事吗 and it's no big deal?
这后面有一家赌场 There's a gambling room back there?
沿着路走两个街区有一家教堂 And there is a church two blocks down,
可以试试那个 so maybe try that.
绕一圈到巷子里就到了 暗号是"干燥纸" Just go around to the alley. The password is "Dryer sheet."
这不是在开玩笑 This is not a joke.
我在担心你的灵魂 I'm worried about your soul.
我没有赌博 没有人受到伤害 I'm not gambling. No one's getting hurt.
小乔 我知道你会这么想 但这确实会害人 Georgie, I know you think that, but this does hurt people.
人们怎么花他们的钱 这不关我的事 It's not my business what people do with their money.
这也不关你的事 所以别管闲事 And it ain't your business, either, so butt out.
第二天 The next day,
我早早到了学校 为了拿到一份我发表的文章 I got to campus early to get a copy of my article,
刚印出来的 hot off the presses.
通常我不喜欢沾上报纸油墨 Normally, I don't like getting newspaper ink on my hands,
但是这都值得 but this was worth it.
此外 我还有湿面巾 Plus, I had Wet-Naps.
我的报告呢 Where's my exposé?
我没发表 I didn't run it.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
你把这一切都怪到一位大校长的头上 You're blaming this whole thing on a grand chancellor.
但没有这个人 There's no such person.
肯定有这个人 他是海格梅尔校长的上司 Of course there is. He's President Hagemeyer's boss.
她没有上司 她就是校长 She doesn't have a boss. She's the president.
她是校长 我们还试着与他对抗 Yes, she does, and we've been trying to fight him,
但他不肯让步 but he won't budge.
大校长吗 The grand chancellor?
你这语气 倒像是编的 Well, when you say it like that it sounds made-up.
那你要什么语气 How would you say it?
大校长 The grand chancellor.
我被骗了 I've been had.
现在不行 我在打电话 Not now, I'm on the phone.
你在跟大校长打电话吗 Oh, are you talking to the grand chancellor?
我知道这个人不存在 就像你的诚实一样 Who I know doesn't exist, just like your integrity.
我回头打给你 Uh, I'll-I'll call you back.
别相信她 Don't believe her!
你不能就这么闯进我办公室 You can't just barge into my office.
你也不能明晃晃地对我撒谎 And you can't just lie to my face.
我能 我也这么干了 I can and I did.
那我就要开始 Well, I'm going to start
叫你"海格骗子"校长了 calling you President Hage-liar,
我觉得这个外号会流行起来的 and I think it'll to catch on
因为它既正确又巧妙 because it's both true and clever.
我知道你生气了 但你让我别无选择 Look, I know you're upset, but you left me no choice.
我料到你不满意削减课程 指定要耍混 I knew you'd be a pain in the ass about these cuts.
注意措辞 还有 削减课程这事 Language, and also, these cuts
在很多层面上都有危害 are detrimental on so many levels.
但对大学不会 Not to the university.
你看... Look...
我的工作意味着有时要做很艰难的决定 My job means sometimes making very hard decisions.
现在我很抱歉我对你撒谎了 Now, I'm sorry that I lied to you,
如果能让你好受些的话 我并不享受这个过程 and-and if it helps, I didn't enjoy it.
不 你很享受 Yes, you did.
确实 Yes, I did.
大校长 I mean, grand chancellor?
这真是我用... I really pulled that one out of my...
...臀部想出来的 ...bottom.
我也会撒谎 Well, I can lie about things, too.
我把你的文件扔在地上了吗 Did I knock your papers on the floor?
我没有 No, I didn't.
我动了你的订书机吗 Did I move your stapler?
我没有 No, I didn't.
我折断了你的铅笔吗 Ooh, did I break your pencil?
是的 Yes, I did.
玛丽 Hey, Mary.
快问快答 Quick question.
我为什么能通过报纸看到你 Why can I see you through my newsletter?
对不起 我不得不去掉其中一个广告 Oh, sorry, I had to remove one of the ads.
在另一面有什么重要的东西吗 Was there anything important on the other side?
只有佩格的葡萄沙拉菜谱 Just Peg's recipe for her grape salad.
加上蛋黄酱和椒盐卷饼 呕 With the mayonnaise and the pretzels. Barf.
一切都还好吗 Everything okay?
我觉得我当妈妈很失败 I feel like I'm a failure as a mother.
什么 What?
为什么 Why?
小乔辍学了 Georgie dropped out of school,
他现在在一家赌场工作 and now he's working in a gambling room.
我很努力地让他保持在正确的道路上了 I tried so hard to keep him on the right path,
但我现在觉得我在把他推远 and now I feel like I'm just pushing him away.
青少年叛逆期嘛 Hey, teenagers rebel.
当我还是一个孩子的时候 When I was a kid
在埃尔帕索 我们常常穿过边境 in El Paso, we used to cross the border
去喝啤酒 跳一整夜的舞 to drink beer and dance the night away.
我以为你父亲是一名牧师 I thought your father was a pastor.
他确实是 这也没阻止我 He was. It didn't stop me.
这很难想象 It's hard to imagine.
我觉得我父亲也有同样的感觉 I'm sure my father felt the same way
当他发现自己的小杰夫在迪斯科舞厅 when he found his little jefe doing the hustle
纵情歌舞的时候 en la discoteca.
你就这么想吧 还有70年代的爆炸头 Just picture this, but with a big ol' '70s perm.
我看着就像草头人偶 I looked like a Chia Pet.
我还是不敢相信她竟然对我撒谎 I still can't believe she lied to me.
听着 有些关于人生的道理你该懂了 Look, here's something you should know about life:
是人就会撒谎 People lie.
人人都撒谎吗 Everybody?
差不多 Pretty much.
我可不喜欢这样 Well, I don't like it.
这也不都是坏事 It's not always a bad thing.
什么时候撒谎是好事 When is lying good?
比如你不想伤害别人感情的时候 Like when you're trying to spare someone's feelings.
我宁愿大家都说实话 Oh, I'd rather everybody just be honest.
好吧 Fine.
我最不想做的事就是来接你 The last thing I wanted to do today was pick you up.
你说过你乐意的 You said you were happy to do it.
明白了吗 这就是谎言 See? Lies.
没你想得那么糟 Not the worst.
我想我不应该再盲目相信别人了 I think I need to stop blindly trusting everything.
也许不是个坏主意 Probably not a bad idea.
多谢 Thanks.
真希望我能相信你 I wish I could believe you.
一旦我开始小心提防骗子 Once I was on the lookout for liars,
我就发现他们到处都是 I saw them everywhere.
你才不是什么舰长 你只是个演员 You're not a captain. You're just an actor.
也就是骗子的别称 Which is another word for liar.
没有任何东西... And nothing...
比我的飞船更重要 is more important than my ship.
但他演得也太特喵的好了 He's so darn good at it, though.
我没听见啪啪声 I hear no snap,
也没有砰砰声 只有几声劈里啪啦的响 I hear no pop, only crackle.
满满一碗谎言 A bowl of lies.
你为什么在看摔跤 Why are you watching wrestling?
他们把对方打得屁滚尿流 They beat the crap out of each other.
可精彩了 It's great.
我打赌这都是假的 I bet it's all fake.
你觉得这看起来像是假的吗 Does that look fake to you?
好吧 好歹还有些东西是真的 Okay, it's nice to know something's real.
他流血了 Ooh, he's bleeding.
请保佑米西和谢尔顿 Please watch over Missy and Sheldon
特别是小乔 and especially Georgie.
还请别让我作为母亲的失职 And please don't let my failings as a mother
影响到您对他们的人生计划 get in the way of Your plans for their lives.
阿门 Amen.
嘿 亲爱的 怎么了 Hey, baby. What's wrong?
我有这么明显吗 Is it that obvious?
你在外面 和小鸟呼吸同一片空气 Well, you are outside, where birds live.
确实 我不多耽误你 True. I'll make it quick.
我正在经历德国人说的"维尔史密茨" I'm experiencing what the Germans call weltschmerz.
那美国人对此是怎么说的 And what do Americans call it?
世界之痛 The pain of the world.
还是在德语里听起来更有趣些 Sounds more fun in German.
大部分都是如此 Most things do.
嗯哼 坐吧 Hmm. Sit.
跟我说说为什么你会有...是什么来着 Tell me why you have... What is it?
维尔史密茨 Weltschmerz.
我最近才开始意识到 It's recently come to my attention
人人都会说谎因此你不能相信 that everybody lies and you can't believe
从别人嘴里说出来的事情 a thing that comes out of anyone's mouth.
我不认为人人都说谎 你就不会啊 I don't think everybody lies. You don't lie.
确实 但也许想要在这世上立足 No, but perhaps to get by in the world
我就得培养这个技能 it's a skill I should cultivate.
我希望你不要 I hope you don't.
我爱你的诚实 I love your honesty.
我很想相信你 I want to believe you.
你应该信我 You should,
因为我是你妈妈而且我永远不会对你说谎 because I'm your mother and I would never lie to you.
我也不会对你说谎 I would never lie to you, either.
那么我想不是所有人都会说谎了 So, I guess not everybody lies.
我听到你祷告时说的了 I heard what you said in your prayer,
我不觉得你是个不称职的母亲 and I don't think you're failing as a mother.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我觉得你也是个很棒的儿子 I think you're a pretty great son yourself.
我知道我很难对付 I know I'm difficult.
我一点儿也不想让你改变 There is not a single thing about you I would change.
我妈妈承诺我永远不会向我撒谎 My mom promised she would never lie to me.
她确实没有 And she never did.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
老妈让你来的吗 Mom send you?
不是 No.
她并不知道我在这 She also doesn't know I'm here,
所以这是你我之间的秘密了 so let's keep that between us.
好吧 All right.
你姥姥人呢 Where's your meemaw?
不在这 她离开的时候 Not here. She leaves me in charge
让我负责看场子 when she's gone.
是这样吗 Is that right?
洗衣店的事情也归我管 I also handle stuff in the Laundromat.
行吧 真不错 Well, good for you.
所以... 你同意我在这干活吗 So... you're okay with me working here?
既然我从没来过这 Well, since I never been here
我们也从没聊过这件事... and we never had this conversation...
...当然了 ...sure.
行 想玩两把吗 Cool. Want to give it a spin?
这些家伙真能赢钱吗 These things really pay out?
随时 All the time.
这台可不行 我们叫它家庭毁灭者 Not that one. We call it the homewrecker.
那哪台可以 Which one, then?
那台是你的宝贝 That one's your buddy.
快看 我赢了两刀 Look at me! I-I won two dollars!
这是海格梅尔校长 President Hagemeyer.
海格梅尔女士 Miss Hagemeyer,
我是斯蒂芬霍金 Stephen Hawking here.
您好 我... Oh, hello. I...
我... 您真的是斯蒂芬霍金吗 I... Is this really Stephen Hawking?
我听起来不像吗 Does it not sound like me?
抱歉 我感冒了 Sorry, I have a cold.
开了个玩笑 That was a joke.
我能帮您什么 先生 how can I help you, sir?
我收到了一封来自您学生的信 I received a letter from one of your students
关于您削减科学课程的决策 about the decision to reduce science requirements.
实在令人失望 Very disappointing.
我也不想让您失望 Well, I would never want to disappoint you,
但这也不是我能说了算的 but that-that wasn't my decision.
那谁说了算 Whose decision was it?
大校长 The grand chancellor.
你在说谎 That is a lie.
是 是 我说谎了 Yeah, yeah, that's a lie.
有没有人叫过你"海格骗子"校长 Has anyone ever called you President Hage-liar?