《外星居民》 前情提要 Previously on "Resident Alien"...
帮我逃出去 但动作得快 Break me out of here, but you have to do it quick.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
你的族人会派别人来 Your people will send someone else
替你杀光全人类 to kill everyone for you.
也会杀掉阿斯塔吗 Including Asta?
你不是外星人吗 电话联系一下母星呗 You're an alien. You know, phone home.
让他们别来了 Call them and tell them not to come.
我会试着建个无线电 跟我的族人联系上 I will try to build a radio to contact my people.
好了 Mm.
我真棒 Yes!
是时候了 你们俩去科罗拉多 Time for you two to get to Colorado
找出开那架飞船的究竟是什么东西 to find me whatever was flying that machine.
马克思 他是谁 他为什么穿着白大褂 Max, who is that? Why is he wearing a white coat?
-你是镇上的医生吗 - 是的 - Are you the town doctor? - Yes, I am.
我什么都记得 I remember everything,
虽然我不该记得 even though I'm not supposed to.
大多数人都不记得 Most people don't.
当时飞船上还有其他人 是被带走的 There were others in the ship, you know, who were taken?
那儿像是银河间的孤儿院 Like an intergalactic orphanage.
以这种方式长大难免会觉得格格不入 Growing up that way probably felt very alienating.
他们给我看过几次我父母的照片 Showed me my mom and dad a few times.
五年前外星人把我扔回这里之后 Been searching for them ever since the aliens
我就一直在寻找他们的下落 dumped me back here five years ago.
我能想象到你对你父母的感情 Then I can imagine the complicated feelings
有多么复杂 you have for them.
一直以来 所有这些错失的机会 All that time, all those missed opportunities.
这就是我所缺失的 对吗 医生 It's the missing things, right, Doc?
这些缺失的东西正是治愈人的良方 The missing things are what help you heal.
也就是你说的 归属感 Attachments, like you said.
我感觉自己像是一根孤独的线 Feel like I'm a single thread
在风中飘摇 from blowing away in the wind altogether.
真遗憾 咱们本周治疗的时间到点了 Unfortunately, we're out of time this week.
- 那我下周这个时候再来 - 好 - Same time next week? - Mm.
你觉得这个新抓来的怎么样 What do you think about the new one?
现在还不好说... I'm not sure yet...
对象代号:罗伯特·哈特钦斯 抓捕地点:马萨诸塞州剑桥市 拘留时间:八小时
但我会弄明白的 but I'll find out.
我会查明所有真相的 I'll find the truth about all of them.
对象代号:伊森·斯通医生 抓捕地点:科罗拉多州佩西恩斯 拘留时间:65天
外星居民 第二季第四集
小孩 像是瘟疫 Children, a pestilence.
比起生殖 他们更像是病毒一样复制出来的 They are not so much born, but replicate like a virus,
继续着人类发展的进程 驶向毁灭的终点 continuing humanity's path toward destruction.
另外 因为童工犯法 Plus, it is illegal to make them work,
所以他们就只能是粘在你鞋底的泡泡糖 so they are just gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
听好了 无毛猴们 Listen up, skin bags.
我已经建好了一个电台 告诉我的族人 I have built a radio to tell my people
别来地球 也别杀掉所有人 包括你们 not to come and kill everyone, including you.
那可不容易 That was difficult.
我现在算是你们人类的救世主 I am now the savior of the human race,
你们可以把我的外星能量球还给我了 so you can give me my alien ball back.
可是可以 但我把它给我爸了 I would, but I gave your ball to my dad.
他拿来当高尔夫球打 He uses it to golf.
不能用那个球打高尔夫 You cannot golf with that ball.
你不能说不定是因为你不行 Maybe you can't because you're a bad golfer,
我爸可是一杆进洞了 进的还是有鸟屎的洞 but he got a hole in one, and in that hole was bird poop.
所以现在你的银色球球上都是鸟屎 So now your silver alien ball is covered in bird poop.
我改变主意了 I changed my mind.
我要告诉我的族人留所有人一命 除了你 I am going to tell my people to save everyone but you,
等你死了 我就把你冰冻起来 and when you are dead, I'm going to freeze you
然后把你冻得梆硬的肢体做成刨冰 and make snow cones out of your gross, dead ice
再做成最难吃的口味...木瓜味 and add the worst snow cone flavor to it... papaya.
这也太邪恶了吧 That's dark.
你知道我要对你做什么吗 You know what I'm gonna do to you?
你能对我做什么 What could you do to me?
你是个恶魔 You are a monster.
你会把我的球还我的 You will bring me my alien ball.
你这个恶心变态的死小孩 You sick, broken child.
好酷啊 That's cool.
他建了电台来救我们 He's building a radio to save us.
你是金鱼脑吗 那才不是什么电台 Are you a goldfish? It's not a radio.
那是炸弹 It's a bomb.
佩西恩斯加油 达茜加油
人类生来就是消耗资源的 Humans live to consume,
他们的欲望是无穷的 and their appetites are endless.
他们去到任何地方 They drop garbage on the ground
都会把扔下垃圾 wherever they go.
地球像是一间屋子 人类把它点着了 Earth is like a house they've lit on fire
但还得继续住在里头 but continue to live in,
他们拿地球的资源 and they use the Earth's resources
卡骆驰:美国著名鞋类品牌
做出来的都是丑东西 比如蓝绿色的卡骆驰 to make ugly things like teal Crocs
和卡车鸭绘本 and truck ducks.
屌爆了 达茜 You rock, D'arcy!
达茜 D'arcy!
就是这样 达茜 冲啊 佩西恩斯 All right, D'arcy! Let's go, Patience!
他看起来还行 她挺开心的 He seems like a nice guy. She looks happy.
我不会掺和这件事 I am not engaging.
保持我的距离 你也少在背后说人家 Keeping my distance, and you don't have to comment.
这就叫边界感 It's called boundaries.
你能不能悄悄对那家伙做个背景调查 Could you hypothetically do a background check?
等等 不 我什么都没说 Wait, nope. Say nothing.
很好 佩西恩斯 All right, Patience!
让他们一分都拿不到 Let's hold 'em to zero runs.
就是这样 板上写着呢 That's right, zero runs
杰瑟普零分 on the board for Jessup.
佩西恩斯三分 Three for Patience.
总结 佩西恩斯... 比约瑟普棒 Thus Patience... Better than Jessup.
嘿 兄弟 Hey, there.
人模狗样的我都要认不出了 Didn't recognize you not flat on your back.
发型不错 美女 That's nice hair, Bloom.
下次 我就让你见识一下辫子到底怎么编 Next time, I'll show you how to do a real braid.
如果想让我叫投球手动作慢点 Just let me know if you want me to have the pitcher
好方便你打中 直说就好 slow it down for you so you can get a hit.
不管好你说快慢我都会接住的 I'll take it as slow or as fast as you want to go.
二垒 二垒 Second base, second base!
上二垒 上二垒 Second! Second!
- 赢啦 - 不是吧 - Got him. - No way.
- 淘汰 - 耶 - You're out. - Yeah!
屌爆了 达茜 Way to go D'arcy!
我们不吹假牛逼 Take it to the bank
大伙都同意 All the way, gang
够快不 Fast enough for you?
干得漂亮 达茜 Nice job, D'arcy!
马上回来 I'll be right back.
你坐前面 Sit in front of us.
现在地球人的命运都危在旦夕 The fate of everyone on Earth is at stake.
她觉得哈利在做炸弹 She thinks Harry's building a bomb.
他没有 那是个电台 He's not. It's a radio.
如果有人向你展示自我 When somebody shows you who they are,
只相信他们一次 believe them the first time.
小小年纪想挺深哈 That's pretty deep for someone your age.
马娅·安杰卢:美国著名作家
这是马娅·安杰卢说的 人家是博士 It's Maya Angelou. Dr. Maya Angelou.
货真价实的 An actual doctor,
和某个外星人不同 假扮医生 unlike the alien who pretended to be one.
谁知道他还有什么是假装的 What else does he pretend to do?
- 噢 - 这球真臭 - Oh! - Foul ball.
哈 Ha!
- 哈 哈 哈 - 哈利 - Ha ha ha. - Harry.
眼睛看哪呢 找你自己的球去 What are you looking at? Get your own ball.
- 哈利 - 这是我的 - Harry. - Mine.
- 我接到的 - 哈利 - I just caught it. - Harry.
- 还你 - 谢谢 - Here you go. - Thanks.
干得好 孩子 Good job, kid.
我想拿回来 I want that back.
你到底在干嘛 What are you doing?
看比赛 Watching the game.
等这些做作的人类打完比赛 When these hammy humans are finished,
我就去摘天体花 I'm going to pick the celestial flowers
那是用我飞船里的水浇灌长大的 that grew from the water of my spaceship.
那是为电台准备的 It is for my radio.
花和电台有什么关系 What do flowers have to do with your radio?
植物的生化性质比自然中其他生物 Plants have the most complex biochemistry
都复杂得多 of anything in nature,
但人们只是用它来表达 yet humans give them to say,
"我爱你 "I love you.
送你花 你要死了" Here are some flowers. You are dead."
我想看看这个电台 I want to see this radio.
她为什么这样看着我 Why is she looking at me like that?
我鼻屎是不是露出来了 Do I have a booger on the edge of my nose?
还是黏在脸上 Is it on my face?
我一直都对电台之类的挺感兴趣的 You know, I've always really been interested in radios.
- 是吗 - 就比如说 电台是怎么运作的 - Mm-hmm. - Like, how do they work?
拿你这个打个比方 You know, like this one, for instance.
它怎么发射出那么强的信号 能够穿过宇宙 Like, how does it actually send a signal across the universe
直达你的母星 all the way to your planet?
两天后 上午十一点零六分时 In two days, at exactly 11:06 a. m.,
地球的轴倾角 the Earth's axial tilt
会和火星中转站重合 will be in line with the Mars Transit Station.
火星上的转换站 那也太奇怪了 Transit station on Mars? That's weird.
我们完全没听说过 We didn't know anything about that.
哈 哈 哈 Ha ha ha!
人类对一切都一无所知 Humans don't know anything about anything.
- 是吗 -这很有趣 因为确实如此 - Mm-hmm. - It's funny because it's true.
也就是说碲的裂缝 So this fissure of tellurium
会增强电台信号 will boost the radio signal,
把信号从发信器里反射出去 bouncing the message off of the radio transmitter
奥陌陌:首颗经过太阳系的星际天体
这个发信器就是你们所说的奥陌陌 which humans have named Oumuamua.
嗬 Huh.
然后它就会把信息传给我的族人 And it will send the message to my people.
直达你的母星 All the way to your planet.
从这个发信器出发 Off the radio transmitter.
总之 它会给他们发送信息 Anyway, it will send them the message,
他们也就不会过来 也不会杀光所有人了 and they will not come and kill everyone.
我必须得在那个准确的时间点进行操作 I have to do it at that exact time.
为什么非得在那个时间点 Why that exact time?
因为... Because the...
那时发射条件会达到理想状态 The conditions will be ideal,
下一次的理想状态就要等到一整年后了 and they will not be ideal again for an entire year,
那时就太迟了 and then it will be too late.
你为什么这样眯眼看我 Why are you squinting at me?
你为什么有这么多问题 Why are you asking so many questions?
我脸上是不是有鼻屎 指给我看 Do I have a booger on my face? Point at the booger.
我觉得你没说实话 Mm, I think you're lying about what this is.
真让人伤心 Painful.
你上次的电台 结果是一个杀人炸弹 Your last radio ended up being a human death bomb,
而你一直都在撒谎 and you lied that whole time.
这样说来 你刚刚也骗了我 Well, you just lied to me just now
说对电台感兴趣 about being interested in radios.
我早知道你在骗我 你演技太烂了 I knew you were lying. You're not a good actress.
你连《法律和秩序》里的海滩尸体 You could not play a beach corpse
- 都演不好 - 让开 - on "Law and Order." - Excuse me.
这个碲裂缝 You know, this "tellurium fissure,"
直接传过保留地 it goes right through the reservation,
我们可以去那架设无线电 so I think that's maybe where we're gonna go to set it up.
- 我们 - 是的 我们 - We? - Yes, we.
我和我爸一起去 My dad and I are coming
确保你不是说谎 just to make sure you're not lying.
还是很伤人 Still painful.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
我喜欢呆在保留地 I like being on the reservation.
感觉很舒服 很温暖 It feels comfortable. There is a warmth to it.
他们肯定也很喜欢 毕竟老聚在一起 They must like it too, since they're always together.
哈利 吃点去 Hey, Harry. Let's get you some food.
好的 Yes.
大勒罗伊 Big Leroy.
- 在 - 给哈利盛一盘 - Yep. - Get Harry a plate, yeah?
好的没问题 Yeah, for sure.
- 小勒罗伊怎么样了 - 希望要生了 - And how's little Leroy? - Hopefully almost here.
开始像个舞者一样踢我了 Starting to kick like a little fancy dancer.
- 你喜欢呆在户外吗 - 喜欢 - Are you outdoorsy, Harry? - Yes.
我们那里的人喜欢呆在外面 My people prefer it outdoors.
你是哪里人啊 Who are your people?
荷兰人 The Dutch.
给你 好好享用吧 All right, here you go. Enjoy.
谢谢 Thank you.
你是那个跟阿斯塔和丹一起来的怪胎哈利 You're that Harry weirdo who came with Dan and Asta.
你是个和怪胎们讲话的怪胎 And you're that weirdo who talks to weirdos.
怪胎 Weirdo.
我是德鲁 I'm Drew.
好像都是我的错 It's all kind of my fault.
我每次离开城市 You know, it's like every time I leave the city
回到保留地 and come back to the rez,
他们都会邀请所有人过来 they gotta invite everybody over.
真累人 Exhausting.
听你说话也很累 I'm exhausted just listening to you.
我不知道 I don't know.
你有那种自己不属于这里的感觉吗 Ever feel like you belong someplace else?
有 Yes.
副官 我去干洗衬衫 Hey, Deputy, I had to drop some shirts off
他们让我 at the dry cleaners, so they gave me
把你的裙子带给你 your dress here to give to you.
我没送什么衣服去干洗啊 I don't have any dry cleaning.
等一下 我找这条裙子好久了 Wait, I've been looking all over for that dress.
你帮我送去的吗 我怎么不记得了 Did you take it in for me? I would have remembered.
不 我可没有拿着裙子 No, I don't make a habit
满街晃悠的习惯 of walking around with women's clothing.
不过我确实喜欢有口袋的裙子 Although, I do like dresses with pockets.
这样就可以不带手包了 It makes the handbag optional.
当然 你也可以在肩膀上 Of course, you could always just throw
带几条腰带 a couple bandolier belts over your shoulders
把卫生棉条塞进弹夹孔里 and tuck little tampons in each little bullet slot.
长官 你觉得我需要多少棉条啊 Sir, how many tampons do you think I need?
多多益善呗 Shit, as many as you can carry.
棉条用处多多的 Tampons are extremely versatile.
可以用来给枪伤止血 You can use them for gunshot wounds,
给额头擦汗 for a sweaty brow.
他们就应该给男人也整一个 They actually should market 'em to men
叫男士棉条 我肯定买 and call 'em manpons. I'd buy them.
有TED演讲那味了 长官 That's quite the TED talk, sir.
朱迪·库珀来找你了 Judy Cooper is here to see you.
妈的 Shit.
我觉得她以为你俩在约会 I think she thinks you're dating
因为你和她跳舞了 because you danced with her.
我才没和她跳舞 她硬贴上来的 I ain't danced with her. She danced on me.
嗨 朱迪 Hi, Judy.
我给你买了蛋糕 I brought you a cake.
商店买的 It's store-bought.
- 好呢 - 好吧 - Okay. - Yep.
你想把手机号给我吗 还是 Well, so do you wanna put your number in my phone or...
不不不不 No, no, no, no, no.
这男人很传统嘛 This guy's old-school.
- 我喜欢 - 嗯哼 - I like that. - Yeah.
那我把我的手机号给你 So I'll just give you my number.
写下来 Write it down.
- 好的 - 好的 - Okay. - Okay.
就在你手上 Okay. It's right on your hand.
好吧 All right.
- 你有了 - 好的 - You got it. - Okay.
- 拜 朱迪 - 拜 朱迪 - Bye, Judy. - Bye, Judy.
她在窗户那 Okay. There she is in the window.
以免我们看不见 Just in case we missed it.
快看 她和我们打招呼呢 Look at that. She... she waving there.
她走了吗 Is she gone?
- 挺好的啊 - 别 - It might be fun. - Hell no.
- 你疯了吗 - 别啊 - Are you crazy? - Come on.
你每天不是工作就是照顾你爸 All you do is work and take care of your dad.
你上次和人约会都是什么时候了 Like, when was the last time you went on a date?
我有可约的人 I've got people I can call.
这午饭吃的可真久 That was a very long lunch.
人类怎么可以讨论做肉的方法 How do humans talk for hours
讨论好几个小时 about different ways to cook their meat?
去露营地徒步要很久的 It's a good hike to the campsite.
海拔很高 Got decent elevation.
最重要的是 那里没人 Yeah, most importantly, it's in the middle of nowhere.
- 为什么这点很重要 - 我不知道 - Why is that important? - I don't know.
我尝试联系外星人的时候 I normally prefer not to have
通常不喜欢 a lot of people watching when I try
- 有人看着我 - 等等 - to contact an alien race. - Hey, wait up!
杰伊在看孩子 所以我能和你们一起去 Jay's gonna watch the kids so we can come with you.
我还带了熏肉条 And I brought jerky.
- 嗨亲爱的 - 嘿 - Hi, honey. - Hey.
我知道你为了佩西恩斯家庭日的提案 I know you've been working hard
工作得很辛苦 on those Patience Family Day ideas,
所以我给你带了塔可当午饭 so I brought you tacos for lunch.
你最好了 You are the best.
谢谢 Thank you.
我的天 Oh my God.
不 这甚至不是阿尔伯克基的水准了 No, this isn't even Albuquerque.
感觉就在墨西哥吃的 We're... we're in Mexico.
好像我真的在玛雅神庙旁边的 I am literally eating from a taco truck
塔可餐车吃到的一样 parked at a Mayan temple.
很高兴你喜欢 I'm so glad you love them.
这是杰瑟普一家新餐馆的 They are from a new restaurant in Jessup.
认真的吗 Really?
你刚还在玛雅神庙呢 You were just at a Mayan temple.
我不喜欢他们 Well, maybe I don't appreciate
不尊重死者 their human sacrifices.
你吐掉这么好吃的食物 So you spit out good food
就因为是杰瑟普那里的吗 just because it comes from Jessup?
它是来自污蔑我们镇的镇 This is food from the town that is slandering our town.
他们的镇长在污蔑我们 不是镇的错 The town mayor is slandering us, not the town,
他说不定也很可爱啊 and he's probably a perfectly lovely guy.
他把杰瑟普治理得很好 He's done a nice job with Jessup.
他们镇氛围很好 The town's got a good vibe going on.
佩西恩斯氛围也很好 Patience had a good vibe too,
如果不是出了谋杀案 before all this murder stuff happened.
还要算上 You know, not counting
矿工死亡事件 the dead miners
或者八十年代教堂着火的话 or the church burning down in the '80s.
我和你说实话 I'm gonna be honest with you.
你可以向他们学学 I think that you could learn a thing or two from them
如何重塑咱们镇的形象 about reshaping our town's image.
杰瑟普有家餐厅 Look, there's a restaurant in Jessup
畅饮时间很不错的 that has a great happy hour.
我们今晚去吧 Let's go tonight.
如果你不喜欢 可以在我们的广告片里 If you hate it, you can use everything
以此做文章 you hate in your commercial.
就当是做调查 We'll call it research.
主意不错 Actually not a bad idea.
好吧我去看看 Okay, I'll check it out.
这才是我男人 Yeah, there's my man.
我的小塔可猎犬 There's my little taco hound.
你们准备好早上钓鱼了吗 Are you guys ready to fish in the morning?
如果你们没有鱼竿 我可以借给你们 If you don't have your rods, you can share mine.
谢了 Yeah, thanks,
但我觉得哈利想早上去徒步 but I think Harry really wants to take a hike
我们可能会去徒步 in the morning, so we're probably gonna do that.
听着不错耶 我也去 That sounds so fun. I'll join you guys.
我知道一个好地方 I know a great spot.
你不是喜欢钓鱼吗 Yeah, you know, fishing's your thing though.
你要不还是钓鱼吧 You should definitely do that.
没事没事 我之后再钓 No, that's ridiculous. I'll fish later.
我真的 I was actually...
要不你和我玩吧 Why don't you hang back with me, cuz?
我有点想学钓鱼 I might kinda want to learn how to fish.
好吧 All right, well,
那你只能和哈利待在一起了 I guess you're stuck with Harry.
- 是的 - 你和我去 - Yeah. - And, you come with me
- 找点木头 - 马上去 - to find some wood. - I'll be right there.
不用谢 You're welcome.
- 什么 - 我也是姐妹 - What? - I'm a ho.
我懂 I know about ho shit.
在森林里浪吧 我不会告诉别人的 Go be a freak in the forest. I won't tell no one.
- 不不不 不是 - 我要走了 - No, no, no, no, that's not... - I'm already walking away.
不不不 不是哥们 Oh, dude, dude, dude, no, no, no, that's not...
- 你需要帮忙嘛 - 不用 - Do you need some help? - No.
移动房坏了 The portable house is broken.
你们家人会坏事的 And your family people are going to ruin the plan.
我搞定他们了 I took care of them.
如果你需要 我们就在那里扎营 And if you want to do this, we're setting up over there.
那有个山 In the meantime, there's the mountain.
从露营地去那要很久 It's gonna take a long time to get there from camp.
我们必须准点在十一点零六分达到 We have to get there at 11:06 a. m., precisely.
这是我们唯一的机会 This is our one chance.
是 你说了 Yeah. You said.
你又看着像便秘了 You are looking constipated again.
我去和爸爸聊聊 I'm gonna go talk to my dad.
别犯傻 姑娘 Don't play poker, my girl.
我想相信他 I want to believe him.
你相信哈利吗 Do you trust Harry?
我相不相信 What I believe should have nothing to do
和你相不相信没关系 with what you believe.
在你心底里 你相信他吗 Deep down in your gut, do you trust him?
我相信 Yeah, I do.
很好 Good.
反正我不信 That makes one of us.
科罗拉多 杰瑟普小镇
看到没 这家餐厅有很多塑料吸管 没有海龟 See, lots of plastic straws in this restaurant, but no turtles.
巧合吗 Coincidence?
亲爱的 你就不能好好享受下吗 Sweetie, could you please just try and enjoy yourself?
我听到有人在担心吸管问题 Did I hear someone is concerned about the straws?
我们的吸管是用玉米淀粉做的 Ours are made from cornstarch.
可降解 对水生动物的 They decompose and are very friendly
生存环境非常友好 to our aquatic dwelling friends.
万一海龟在陆地上 Well, what if the turtles are on land
吃了干的吸管怎么办 and they eat the straws when they're dry?
- 吸管很锋利 - 他在开玩笑 - Very sharp. - He's just making a joke.
当然了 Of course.
要先给你们上一杯 Can I start you all with a glass
举世闻名的杰瑟普矿泉水吗 of Jessup's world-famous spring water?
闻名 很奇怪呀 Famous? That's odd.
我一直以为水就是水 I always thought water was just water because it's water.
我完全理解你的想法 I totally understand you thinking that
鉴于你没喝过我们的水 since you've never had our water.
好吧 那我要杯冰水 Fine, I'll have a glass of ice water please.
我们这里没有冰水 Oh, we don't do ice water here.
水里放冰块 就尝不出水的味道了 If you put ice in the water, you can't taste the water.
我们还是等会 You know, I think we're just gonna need
再点菜吧 another couple of minutes.
可能有人要在杰瑟普杀人了 Might be a murder in Jessup after all.
可能是的 Yeah, there might be.
- 厉害 - 是的 - Whoo, nice! - Yeah.
你看起来很开心 Hey, you look happy.
能来一个还没有被人类的 It is nice to be somewhere
消费主义和贪婪污染的地方 真好 that is untouched by human consumption and greed.
音乐也... 不赖 And the music was... not bad.
并不是完全没有污染 It's not completely untouched.
我从小就来这里露营 I been camping here since I was a boy.
夏天来的晚了 小溪里的水也少了 Summer comes later, less water in the streams.
哪天枯涸了也不奇怪 Wouldn't be surprised if it all dried up someday.
作为部落 我们可以举办仪式 表达感谢 As a tribe, we can do a ceremony and give thanks,
但是如果不是全球性的改变 but if the change isn't happening globally,
就没什么用 it's just not gonna make a difference.
看来这些人能理解 These people seem to understand.
也许人类已经没救了 Maybe there is no saving the humans.
如果我们把他们全杀了 他们会死 If my people kill them all, they die,
但是如果我们不杀掉人类 but if we do not kill the humans,
他们会破坏地球 最终还是会死 they will destroy the planet, then they will die anyway,
地球上所有美丽的物种 and every beautiful thing on this planet
都会陪葬 will die with them.
这不合理 It doesn't make sense.
我怎么能把裙子送去干洗店 Like, how could I drop a whole dress off at the dry cleaners
还完全不记得 and not even remember?
这太奇怪了 尤其是你 That's weird, especially for you.
你的记性那么好 Yeah, you've a flawless memory.
你总是记得我藏大麻的地方 You always remember everywhere I stash my weed.
这是刚刚 That's some smile from someone
又输了球赛的某人在笑 who just lost another baseball game.
还在比赛 不过是另一场 Still playing. Different game though.
我们可以双赢 We both could win.
抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
这听起来很俗气 但并不是 That should have sounded really cheesy, but it didn't,
而且我很怀疑 and I'm suspicious.
我需要看看你的身份证 I'm gonna need to see some ID.
是个知道我名字的好办法 That's a clever way to get my name.
我叫埃利奥特 It's Elliot.
我甚至从工地拿了根挂绳 I even got a lanyard from my worksite.
- 工地 - 是的 - Worksite? - Yeah.
非常成人啊 Very adult.
我拿到了考古学的学位 I got a degree in archaeology
以为要成为本地的印第安纳琼斯了 thinking I was gonna be the Indigenous Indiana Jones.
那我一定去看 I'd watch that.
那你找到诺亚方舟了吗 So did you find the Ark?
还没有 Not yet.
我在寻找特别的东西时 I don't give up very easily
不会轻易放弃 when I'm looking for something special.
好吧 Right.
来了 Coming.
- 他很可爱 - 那个人 算了 - He's cute. - That guy? No.
我不能和他约会 他的头发比我的好看多了 I can't date him. His hair's way nicer than mine.
你... 比迈克还要糟糕 You're, like, even worse than Mike.
不过说真的 Oh, real talk, though.
明斯特一家要来镇上过夏天 The Munsters are coming to town for the summer.
杰拉德和贝瑟尼要过来吗 Gerald and Bethany are here?
明天是我爸的生日 It's my dad's birthday tomorrow.
你能来吃晚饭吗 Will you come to dinner?
他们超喜欢你 而且如果你在 They love you, and if you're there,
也许他们就能开心聚会 maybe they'll have fun
而不是努力修复我的生活 and not try to fix my life.
当然会去 而且大家会开心的 Of course, and it will be fun.
但是为什么你还在和我说话 But why are you still talking to me?
不好意思 女士 我们的T恤卖光了 Sorry, ma'am, we're all out of T-shirts.
该死 Damn it.
- 和周围的人打听了下你 - 真好 - Asked around about you. - Oh, great.
所以你知道我的人生就是场灾难 So you know I'm a disaster.
我知道你是个专业滑雪者 I know you're a professional skier.
很久之前的事了 That was a long time ago.
你已经改变了 Who you were isn't who you are.
你有趣又聪明 You're funny and smart,
接球也很厉害 and you got a wicked arm.
而且还很漂亮 And you're pretty.
事实上 我觉得你 非常非常漂亮 Uh, actually, I think you're really, really pretty.
所以明天晚上你该和我出去吃个饭 So you should let me take you out to dinner tomorrow.
我明天晚饭已经有约了 I already have a dinner thing,
但是如果你想吃甜品的话 我们可以饭后见 but if you're down for dessert, we could meet up after.
记得带一支玫瑰花 Okay, oh, and be sure to be holding a single red rose
我好把你 so I can tell you apart
和其他等待女伴的帅哥区分开 from all the other hot guys waiting for a lady.
很好 That's good.
现在 我能请你坐在吧台那头的 Now can I buy a drink for your friend
朋友喝一杯吗 down at the end of the bar
鉴于是她让你来撩我的 for telling you to flirt with me?
我们市长请客 Courtesy of our mayor.
你好 我是米奇·格林 杰瑟普的市长 Hi, Mitch Green, Mayor of Jessup.
有一位市长同行过来真是太好了 It is so nice to have a fellow mayor visiting.
很高兴见到你 本 Good to meet you, Ben.
你太客气了 That is so nice of you.
这个水来自七三年的野火 This water is from the '73 wildfire.
烟雾附着在了一处特别的积雪上 Smoke settled on an exceptional snowpack,
让水有了牧豆树般的声音 giving the water clear tones of mesquite.
我觉得我们的水够好了 Yeah, I think we're probably pretty good on the water.
你在生那个广告的气 You're angry about the ad.
一点竞争其实对我们两个都好 Look, a little rivalry's good for the both of us.
过几年你就明白了 You'll understand in a few years
等你当市长的时间再长些 when you've been a mayor for a little longer.
我当市长已经有一段时间了 Well, I have been a mayor for quite some time,
我也见过... 很多 and I have seen... a lot.
事实是 你只是要攀一座更难的山 The truth is, you just have a tougher hill to climb.
我们有世界上最好的水 See, we have the best water in the world,
而你有五十九个死去的矿工 and you have 59 dead miners.
所以... 太悲剧了 It's... so tragic.
那不是悲剧 That's not tragic.
那五十九名矿工是奉献牺牲 The 59 is a story about sacrifice.
抱歉 市长夫人 Sorry, Mrs. Mayor,
但这并不像牺牲 but doesn't play like sacrifice.
更像是恐怖电影的开头 It plays like the beginning of a horror movie.
我说的对吗 本 Am I right, Ben?
我有名字 是凯特 I actually have a name. It's Kate.
我是个老师 有科罗拉多大学博尔德分校 I'm a teacher and I have a JD/PhD.
环境法的法学博士和哲学博士双学位 In Environmental Law from CU Boulder.
- 我无意冒犯 - 不 你是故意的 - I meant no disrespect. - Oh, yes, you did.
五十九名矿工的去世是 The 59 is a beautiful story
人们为了救彼此甘愿赴死的故事 about people who are willing to die to save each other.
我们的镇上都是英雄 We're a town full of heroes.
如果你看不出来 你就是白痴 And if you can't see that, you're an idiot.
顺便说一下 你的水难喝死了 By the way, your water tastes like shit,
谁会在柑橘沙拉里放可可粒啊 and who the hell puts cacao nibs in a citrus salad?
恶心死了 It's gross.
没办法平复你的怒火 Can't help with the anger issues,
但是... 会再给你上份沙拉 but... your salad will be comped.
不是说"他可能是个很好的人"吗 What happened to "He's probably a perfectly nice guy?"
去他的 我们走 Screw him. We're outta here.
蠢货 What a douchebag.
不 Ow, no.
六十秒 60 seconds.
花瓣 The petals.
- 告诉我这是无线电 - 这是无线电 - Tell me it's a radio. - It's a radio.
好吧 我信你 我必须信 Okay, I believe you. I have to.
谢谢你 谢谢你做的这一切 Thank you. Thank you for this.
谢谢你救了我们所有人 For saving all of us.
不客气 You are welcome.
这个信号会告诉我的族人 The signal will tell my people
接下来五十年不来地球屠杀 not to come and kill everyone for 50 years.
什么 What?
等你老死之后 我的族人就会来 After you are old and die, then my people will come,
杀掉剩下的人类 and they will kill the rest of the human race.
- 什么 - 不客气 - What? - You're welcome!
- 五十年 - 你可以活下去 - 50 years? - You get to live,
地球也可以保存 and the planet gets to live.
- 我真是个天才 - 不 我们要停止发送 - I'm a genius. - No. We need to stop it!
还有十秒 Ten more seconds.
我的族人要来拯救野牛 My people need to come and save the bison.
你弄疼我了 Ow, you're hurting me.
对不起 不要 I'm sorry. No!
传输失败
我要砸了它 I'm going to smash it!
骗子 不要 Liar! No!
就是这样了 This was it.
我们最后的机会 Our last chance.
现在你也要死了 Now you are going to die too.
我觉得你会想出其他方法 I guess you'll just have to figure something else out.
你为什么在乎 Why do you care?
我在生气 I'm experiencing anger.
等他们来的时候 你早就死了 You were going to be dead long before they come!
你怎么还不明白 How do you still not get this?
这不只是我一个人的事 This is not just about me.
那些我在乎的人怎么办 What about everyone that I care about?
达茜在你死之前很多年就死了 D'arcy will be dead many years before you.
你得想个办法 You have to figure this out.
我气得直转圈 I am pacing out of anger!
如果我的设备发送了信息 If my device had delivered its message,
我们就还有五十年想出办法 we would have 50 years to figure this out.
现在我们只有五十天 运气好的话 Now we will have 50 days if we are lucky.
不 我们会有五十年的时间 而你什么都不做 No, we would have had 50 years for you to do nothing!
我知道除了我你谁都不在乎 I know that you don't care unless it's me.
所以你猜怎么着 又是我了 So guess what. It's me again.
我去 是大勒罗伊 Shit, it's big Leroy.
嗨 勒罗伊 Hi, Leroy.
慢点讲 咋了 Slow down. What happened?
莎尼 救星来了 Hi, Sunny. Cavalry's here.
哈利来了 Hey, Harry's here.
他是名医生 你会安然无恙的 He's a doctor. You're gonna be okay.
我能接生 I can do it.
好了 莎尼 看着我 All right, Sunny, look at me.
来 深呼吸 Okay, breathe in deep.
很好 Good.
慢一点 Slow it down.
你好啊 小甜心 Ah. Hello, sweetheart.
你好 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
宝贝 你瞧瞧 Look at you, my baby.
我就喜欢你自信的样子 I love your confidence.
你什么都敢穿啊 You'll just wear anything, won't you?
- 好吧 - 我想你了 - Okay. - I missed you.
我本来是有着自信来的 Well, I've just been here being confident.
别扯了 Stop it.
小甜心 很高兴见到你 Well, it's good to see you, sweetheart.
过得怎么样 How are you doing?
很好 生日快乐 爸爸 Good. Happy birthday, Dad.
晚上好 Bonsoir.
你们可以上桌了 请跟我来 Your table is ready. Won't you follow me?
- 你先请 - 多谢 - After you. - Thank you.
那很不错 但最重要的就是 That's fine, but the most important question
你喜欢哪一部分 is which one's your favorite?
非"梦幻之战"莫属了 "Dream Warriors", obviously.
这里面可有史上最经典的弗莱迪式台词 It had the most iconic Freddy line of all time.
欢迎来到黄金时间 贱人 Welcome to prime time, bitch.
天哪 他居然在约会 Oh, my God, he's on a date.
我一直都在鼓动他 终于行动了 I've been pushing him. It's finally happening.
是不是感觉自己像个媒人 Fancy yourself a matchmaker?
我也不知道 或许吧 I don't know, maybe.
- 很高兴听到这个 - 对于... - That's good to know. - Oh, for...
好的 莎尼 Okay, Sunny.
孩子的头出来了 但是又缩回去了 The head came out, but it went back in.
- 我要试试... - 是肩难产 - I'm gonna try... - That is shoulder dystocia.
- 很糟糕吗 - 我能搞定 - Is that bad? - I can fix it.
因为上周末我一直在油管上观看 Because I spent an entire weekend last month
关于人类分娩的相关视频 watching YouTube videos on human birthing.
- 不要 - 还有猴子在水池里 - No. - Also videos of a monkey
给鸭子洗澡的视频 bathing a duck in the sink.
让我考虑一下 Let me think.
阿斯塔 让医生上吧 Asta, let the doctor do his job.
行吧 你来 It's okay. Come.
你 还有你 来帮着 You and you, help keep
莎尼把腿抬向腹部 Sunny's thighs up towards her stomach.
阿斯塔 你的手从耻骨上方 Asta, place your hands suprapubically
按住胎儿的前肩 over the fetal anterior shoulder,
以心肺复苏的方式 applying pressure in a CPR style
向下向侧按压 in a downward lateral motion.
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那我呢 我干什么 What about me? What do I do?
握住她的手 Just hold her hand.
你可以的 宝贝 Okay. You got this, baby.
好了 莎尼 我会使劲帮你往下推的 Okay, Sunny, you're gonna have one big push.
哈利 准备好了就告诉我 Harry, tell me when you're ready.
好了 I'm ready.
好了 数到三开始 莎尼 Okay, on the count of three, Sunny.
一 二 三 使劲 One, two, three. Push.
是小勒罗伊 Here's little Leroy.
我的种族从来都不会聚在一起 My species would never come together
迎接新生 我们也从来没碰过新生儿 for a birth like this, and we never touch a newborn.
当蛋壳破裂 幼崽诞生之时 When the egg sack bursts and the young emerge,
产生的硫酸渗液是有毒的 the sulfuric ooze is toxic.
我们会把脐带熏黑 We're gonna smudge that umbilical cord.
用鹿皮包好 Wrap it in this buckskin.
放到香柏木盒子里 然后放在家里 Keep it in a cedar box, put it in the house.
这样做是为了让孩子 We do this to keep the kid
不要离家太远 from wandering too far...
或者离开太久 Or for too long.
干的不错 怪胎 Not bad, weirdo.
我在这里说个没完没了 Well, listen to me going on and on about
倒是什么也没问你呢 myself without asking you anything.
说说 你为什么从华盛顿来到佩西恩斯呢 So tell me, what brought you to Patience from D.C.?
你知道吗 Ha. You know what?
其实我并不介意听你侃侃而谈 I'm fine just talking about you, honestly.
不 我很认真的 No, I'm serious.
其实我的事没那么有趣 It's really not that interesting, you know.
你去湖边的那家汉堡店吃过吗 Have you tried that burger place down by the lake?
那家店的汉堡 Their burgers there,
有你脑袋那么大 they got burgers the size of your head.
别谦虚了 我敢说你是整个镇子上 Oh, come on, I bet you're one of the most
最风趣横生的人中的一员 pathologically interesting men in this whole town.
- 哇哦 - 我想听听你的故事 - Oh, wow. - I wanna know your story.
有危险吗 Ooh, is it dangerous?
就像我听完了 就要被你灭口了 Like if you told me, you'd have to kill.
所以你想知道我从华盛顿搬来的原因吗 So you wanna know why I moved here from D.C.?
好吧 Okay.
我告诉你 Well, I'll tell you,
我曾经是名警察 犯了个错误 I was a cop, and I made a mistake,
我最好的朋友死了 and my best friend died.
所以我拉着我生病的爸爸 So I dragged my sick dad out here
来到这个偏僻的破小镇 to this shitty little town in the middle of nowhere,
这里到处都是 that's full of people
不懂得适可而止的家伙 who don't know how to leave well enough alone.
晚安 Good night.
不好意思 离席一下 Oh, no. Excuse me.
你过得到底怎么样 小甜心 How are you doing, really, sweetheart?
- 你还好吗 - 很好 我很开心 - Are you okay? - Great, I'm happy.
我过得相当不错 可以说太好不过了 I'm doing incredibly good. Too good, actually.
我和你妈妈聊过 Because, you know, your mother and I were talking,
在帕克城有很多有趣的 and there's a lot of very interesting possibilities
- 机会 - 也有很多喜欢户外运动的 - in Park City. - Some really cute men too.
好男人 是你喜欢的类型 Very outdoorsy. You like that.
如果你下定决心 You know you can accomplish anything
你所向披靡 if you just put your mind to it.
还记得她小时候有多奋发图强吗 Remember how driven she was, even as a little girl?
还记得那时候她在电视上看到那个男人 Remember that time on TV she saw that guy
从桌子上抽下桌布 pull the tablecloth off the table
但是滴水未洒吗 你还记得吗 without spilling anything? Do you remember that?
当然 她是那么坚决 练了一次又一次 Yes, she was so determined. She practiced and practiced.
打扮得就像个魔术师 还戴着帽子 She dressed up like a magician. She had the hat...
我知道 她真的做到了 I know, and she actually pulled the trick off.
她引以为豪 She was so proud of herself.
小甜心 我有个叫比尔的朋友 You know, sweetheart, I have a friend, Bill,
他做房地产生意 who runs a realty business.
也许对你有好处 Maybe there might be something in that for you.
你有在听我们讲话吗 Are you listening to us?
你干得漂亮 You did a good job.
在杰伊出生以后 我抱过很多孩子 I've held a lot of babies since Jay was born...
但是像是在大家面前这样做 But doing it like this with everyone around...
众人齐聚一堂迎接小宝宝 Everyone there for the little baby...
我不知道 I don't know.
我永远都不会是杰伊的妈妈 但是也许某天 I'm never gonna be Jay's mom, but maybe someday
我至少能做房间里的某个人 I could at least be someone in the room.
你还记得在冰川 Do you remember in that glacier
当你第一次发现我的身份的时候吗 when you first found out who I was?
记得 怎么会忘呢 Yeah. How could I forget?
我整个手肘伸进了你的胸腔 I was elbow deep in your chest cavity.
我告诉你不要因为 I told you not to feel guilty
把杰伊送去收养而内疚 about giving Jay up for adoption
因为我们也会把后代送进大冰风暴沙漠 because we send our offspring into the Great Ice Wind Desert.
我想我现在懂了 I think I understand now
你内疚的原因 why you feel guilty.
孩子 Children.
一代又一代 Generation to generation,
继承了地球上的麻烦 the Earth's troubles are passed on to them.
在我的星球上 宝宝们是自给自足的 Babies on my planet are self-sufficient
能全凭本能生存 and can survive on instinct alone.
而人类儿童却要从身边的人身上 Human children learn everything
习得一切 from the humans around them.
如果没有父母的引导 Without nurturing parents to guide them,
他们会迷失方向 those children become lost.
如果没有社会的帮助 Without a community to help,
他们会孤独终老 humans end up alone...
遇到麻烦时 茫然无措 With nobody to turn to when they're in trouble.
但是希望仍在 But there is still hope.
总有人能找回他们的力量 There are some who can find their strength.
当有人失去了一段记忆时 When people experience a loss of time,
他们的朋友会和他说这很正常 their friends tell them it's normal,
不是什么大事 但实际上经常是因为 it's not a big deal, when in fact it's often
他们被外星人绑架了 because they've been abducted by aliens.
我发现有一群人 I discovered there are some humans
能意识到地球的珍贵之处 who are taught how precious the Earth is.
仅仅拯救他们是不够的 It is not enough to save them.
但是如果连他们做不到了 还有谁能呢 But if they can't, who will?
我想我们可能从一开始搞错了 I think we may have gotten off on the wrong foot.
你对灯塔了解多少 伊森 What do you know about lighthouses, Ethan?
有一年夏天我在葡萄牙海岸附近的一座灯塔 I did a work-study one summer at a lighthouse
边打工边学习 真的令人惊叹 off the coast of Portugal. It was breathtaking.
它们是方向 力量和真相的象征 They're symbols of guidance, of strength, of truth.
这也正是我感兴趣的地方 真相 That's what I am interested in, the truth.
我知道你在这里的生活并不舒服 I know it hasn't been very comfortable,
但我们做的一切都光明正大 部分原因是 but we've done everything above board because, in part,
我很尊敬你们这种人 I have a lot of reverence for your kind.
中西部人吗 Mid-westerners?
你很可爱 伊森 You're very likable, Ethan.
让我看看你真实的形态 Show me your true form.
- 你面前的就是 - 我知道真相 - You're looking at it. - I know the truth.
我和我父亲曾在灯塔见过你们种族 My father and I, we saw your kind at the lighthouse,
每个人都让他觉得自己疯了 and everyone made him feel like he was crazy.
他也由此觉得自己的世界暗淡无光 And so he took his own light out of this world.
但我没有 我们在痛苦中成长了 But I evolved. We evolve through pain.
我还以为这会让你变身 I thought that would make you change.
我的手 My hand.
你是名医生 自己解决 You're a doctor. Fix it.
- 怎么回事 - 我们刚刚接收到个信号 - What is it? - We just picked up a signal.
是几行加密代码 但确定是来自外星人的 Lines of encrypted code, but the signature is alien.
捕获信号
关掉 快关掉 Ah, shut it off. Shut it off.
把我从美梦中吵醒 Ah, just woke me up from the best dream.
我刚才和一只小海星还有一个短颈蛤 I was having a threesome with a starfish
在群交呢 and a Little Neck clam.
正在接受信号 It's receiving a signal...
是我的母语 In my language.
真的吗 写了什么 Seriously? W-what does it say?
是个来自纽约市的 It's a phone number...
电话号码 from New York City.