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喝拿铁害得我好尴尬 I'm being latte-shamed.
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那帮没咖啡喝的人都盯着我 The uncaffeinated masses are staring at me.
要走吗 Should we move?
干嘛要走 What? No!
内疚什么呀 Why would you feel guilty for
你不大清早就收拾好过来吗 having your shit together and getting here early?
说实话 朱尔斯 But seriously, Jules,
我俩今天算是开启人生新篇章 today is the start of a new chapter for both of us.
你成了乌姆的要员 You are the right-hand woman at Woöm,
而我创立了自己的公关公司 and I'm starting my own PR company,
担任首席执行官和创始人 of which I am CEO and founder.
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我觉得你天生就是干这行的 Personally, I think you were born for this.
出生就穿着小西装 You came out of utero in a teeny-tiny power blazer.
- 好日子就要来了 - 是啊 - We are about to have a fucking moment. - I know.
我得好好干 I have decided to care.
我快感动哭了 I am tearing up.
我要做老板的得力助手 I'm gonna work hard at this right-hand woman thing
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看看能有何成就 and see where it takes me,
没准还能进入高层 even if it takes me to the very top.
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我泪流满面了 I am full-on crying.
心里流泪 你知道吗 Inside. And you know what?
我甚至不介意你的指导人 I am not even upset that you are being mentored
是那个负心汉的前妻 by the ex-wife of the man who broke my heart,
他把我的心撕碎后扔进火里 crushed it to pieces, and threw it in a fire.
好啦 我得去开会了 Alright. I gotta get to my meeting.
我的首位潜在客户是个抖音网红 My first potential client is a TikTok star
他想成为第二位查拉梅 who wants to be the next Chalamet.
而我这就有帮他 And I've got the PowerPoint
成为下一个吃桃男星的演示文稿 path to the next peach-eating star right here.
时间不等人 Well, tick-tock.
趁他未满二十 也没过气 你赶快过去 You better get there before he turns 20 and he's old news.
你可真是天使的面庞 老爹的心 You've got the face of an angel and the jokes of an uncool dad.
- 爱你 - 爱你 - Love you. - Love you.
♪我曾幻想与心爱之人♪ I used to wish I could walk down the street
♪携手散步在街边♪ With somebody that I could call baby
♪我曾认为爱情能救赎自己♪ Telling myself I need some kind of lover to save me
♪现在却想摆脱这沉底巨石♪ But I cut loose from that sinking stone
♪因为我知道♪ Cause I know, yeah, I know
♪我知道♪ Yeah, I know
♪我不需要别人♪ I don't need anyone...
混蛋 Asshole!
亚马逊高端配送
《娃娃脸》第二季 第二集 得力助手
总监 拔丝君
朱尔斯 你现在可是大人物 Jules, you're, like, a big deal now.
翻译 Monica爱吃蛋挞
艾莉森们走后 I mean, with the Alisons gone,
翻译 芒果味斑马
我们就是公司里的老员工了 we're basically the senior girls around here,
翻译 Estella
新人会把我们当做榜样 so the newbies are gonna be looking at us to set the tone.
翻译 AlliumFistulosum
校对 Noel
朱尔斯 这是斯凯 Jules, this is Sky,
我们的品牌副主管 这是Q our associate director of branding, and this is Q
压制 抱枕
编辑团队的成员 on our editorial team.
特效 Noel
你好 很高兴认识你们 Hi, it's nice to meet you.
斯凯 Q 是这样的 So, Sky, Q, here's the deal.
我跟朱尔斯都觉得... And I'm sure I speak for both Jules and me when I say this...
与我无关 I'm less sure of that.
尽管我们资历更高 It is really important to us that
更重要的是 even though we're kind of a big deal,
你们在这里可以自在些 you guys feel comfortable around here, right?
我也知道 新人总想要努力 Because I know, when you're new, it can be really tempting
去融入团队或者伪装自己 to try to fit in or create a fake name, you know?
她刚说伪装吗 Did she just say fake name?
她说话时我就感觉眼前一黑 I kind of black out when that one's talking.
总之 Basically, just know that
你们不用害怕我们 you guys don't have to feel intimidated by us.
我完全没害怕 Oh, I feel that not at all.
真的 完全没有 Like... at all, so...
大家早上好 Good morning, all.
朱尔斯 坐我旁边 Jules, next to me.
众所周知 As you all know,
现在正值夏季 it is summer,
意味着要出乌姆美容指南了 which means that it is time for the Woöm Beauty Guide.
美容指南是年度风向标 And the Beauty Guide is the hallmark of the year.
就类似于奥斯卡奖 Like the Oscars when they were relevant.
每年 Every year,
我们会根据主题给指南分类 we break the guide down into categories based on a theme.
而今年的主题是 "深度“ And this year's theme is Going Deep:
旨在探索人体奥秘 an exploration of the human body
消除对人体的误解 and all the things that are wrong with it.
我们会按身体部位分类展示美容产品 We will break down the guide with beauty products by body parts.
眉毛 眼底 甲床等等 Eyebrows, under eyes, nail beds...
所有存在误解的地方 All the parts that have problems.
- 说得真好 - 我魂没了 - Love her. - Obsessed.
朱尔斯 你有何想法吗 Jules, did you have any ideas?
记住 我需要你的意见 Remember, I want your input.
我在想 除了身体部位 I was thinking, in addition to body parts,
最好再涵盖关于... it might be nice to include a section on...
内在美的板块 inner beauty.
我最近收到一套 Someone recently sent me samples for
口服护肤品的系列样品 a line of skin care products that you eat.
能由内而外地滋润皮肤 It's like a moisturizing from within idea.
我的想法跟这类似 但也有很大差别 That's sort of what I meant except actually very different from that.
我更注重能让人心旷神怡的东西 I was thinking more like a list of things that make you feel good.
好书推荐 Um, book recommendations,
优质冥想软件 the best meditation app,
值得援助的组织 甚至是 organizations you can donate to and...
参与其中 get involved?
不错 Interesting.
把你的想法汇总到单页报告里吧 I want you to put together a one-sheet for me on that.
对了 朱尔斯 你要抽样检查 Oh, and Jules, you'll have to sample
所有送来的产品 all the products that come
确保达到乌姆的标准 in to make sure they're up to Woöm standards.
化妆团队会协助你 We have a glam team coming in to help you with that.
说回名单的事 Back to the list.
注意拇指 Thumbs.
这是VQBC各私有公司的国际商务活动 This is the CA for all of VQBC's private COs internationally.
EFT指交易型开放式指数基金
他们想看219家公司的基点和EFT They wanna see basis points and ETFs for all 219.
也就是说 他们想要欧亚市场 So basically, they want a P/E ratio for the blue chips
- 绩优股市盈率 - 明天前做好 - in European and Asian markets. - By tomorrow.
这就是实习 That intern life.
没办法的事 Sorry not sorry.
好的 Got it.
老兄 我刚把大堆工作推给那位实习新人 Dude, I just dropped a load of work on the new intern's desk.
你确定只是让她帮你干活吗 That's the only load you're gonna drop on her.
她像我们在拉斯维加斯遇到的脱衣舞女吧 She kinda does look like that stripper we met in Vegas, right?
- 她太辣了 - 就是 - She's hot. - Yeah.
特别是那身红色制服 太正了 What's with the red suit? It's like, yeah.
勇敢果断的女政治家 却受共和党人性骚扰
姑娘们都崇拜亚历山大·奥卡西奥-科尔特斯 All chicks are obsessed with AOC.
都懂的 We get it.
其实 Actually,
比起穿衣风格 我欣赏她不屑一顾的态度 it's more her taking-no-shit than the style-inspo for me.
不过 谢谢两位关注我 But, thank you so much for noticing.
对了 说话别太大声好吗 Oh, and could you boys keep it down?
有人还在工作 抱歉 Some of us are working. Sorry.
没办法的事 Not sorry.
你觉得我在要饭吗 这上衣 You think I'm panhandling? This top?
可是Zara的 It's from Zara!
秀色 可餐
你简直完美无瑕 You have never looked more flawless.
惊为天人呢 Holy shit. This is incredible!
真的 Really?
行 准你发布我的美照 快点哦 Fine, I'll give you a one-time post pass. Hurry though.
我很快就会改变主意了 I could change my mind at any second.
我也想发 但现在不行 Ugh, I wish I could. I just can't post right now
因为有兰库恩 because of Rancoon.
什么东西 What's that now?
困在索韦托某个水沟里的大象 He's the elephant that's stuck in a ditch in Soweto.
你居然不知道 这可是全球热点 How have you not seen this? It's trending globally.
她这年纪的人都没手机吗 Oh, do people her age not have phones?
有可能 Maybe.
真是一片哗然呢 Wow, this is serious public outcry.
但我真想拿这张照片做遗相 I do need this for my casket photo though.
我还是想不通 I'm still very confused
为何不能发这张绝美照片 about why you can't post this very rare glory.
这是不成文的规定 There's an unwritten rule that
全球面临悲剧时分享个人喜讯 it's kind of a bad look to post personal joy
是很讨人嫌的 in the face of global tragedy.
所以我永远都在等机会 It's the same reason I've been waiting forever
发布我和利亚姆的官配照片 to officially post me and Liam as a couple.
先是发生疫情 First, there was the pandemic,
接着又是社会公平的事情 and then there was like the social justice stuff,
然后是总统选举 现在又是兰库恩 and the election, and now it's Rancoon.
总之现在不适合展现魅力 It's just, like, really not the right time to show off.
你懂的 You get it.
进展如何呀 So, how'd it go?
是吗 Oh.
- 一个什么 - 机器人 - A what? - A robot!
真是倒霉 Yeah, it was awful.
我把会议延后了一小时 I pushed the meeting another hour,
我想借你的平板做展示 but I need to borrow your iPad, so I can do my presentation.
好 我马上到 Okay, I'll be right there.
我要去见麦迪逊 她被机器人撞了 I have to go meet Madison. She got hit by a robot.
她今天不太走运 Her day is not awesome.
♪二 三 来吧♪ ♪ Two, three, hit it ♪
♪尊重 贱人 要尊重♪ ♪ Respect, bitch, respect ♪
麦迪逊 Madison!
你还好吗 Madison?
朱尔斯 Jules!
我可没买保险 I don't have insurance!
麦迪逊 怎么感觉你被公交车撞了 Madison! You look like you got hit by a bus!
出什么事了 现在怎么样 What's going on? What happened now?
科林订婚了 Colin is engaged.
真不是时候 I am so sorry!
去他的 说实话 Fuck him! And, honestly,
兰库恩还困在沟里 pretty bad look to post your
他却发订婚消息 太不要脸了 engagement when Rancoon is lying in a ditch.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
等等 我要走了 我赶着去开会 Wait, I have to go. I have to get to this meeting.
或者你该打个电话 Um, maybe you should
- 推迟会议 - 不 绝对不行 - just call and postpone. - No. I can't.
等等 你怎么看着如何热辣 Wait, why do you look so hot?
什么 哪有 What? No!
你看错了 我和平常一样 You're saying things. I'm regular.
好吧 谢谢你 爱你 拜拜 Okay, thank you. Love you. Bye.
爱你 Love you...
您要找什么商品呢 Anything I can help you find today?
这能代表"虽然你今天诸事不顺 Does this say, "I'm sorry your day has been awful,
但我爱你 相信你能成功"的寓意吗 but I love you and believe you can accomplish anything"?
- 这只是个竹制抽屉收纳盒 - 没错 - It's a bamboo drawer organizer. - You're right.
东西挺好 It's perfect.
朱尔斯 Jules?
韦斯 我... Wes? Uh, I...
真巧 我刚没认出你 That's crazy. I didn't see you.
你躲在一堆塑料收纳箱后面 You were, uh, hiding behind a stack of containers
还是是透明的 所以 that are made outta clear plastic, so, uh,
我能看见你 I saw you.
哇哦 好吧 Wow, um, so, uh,
- 好久不见 - 是啊 - it's been forever. - I know!
你今天真漂亮 You-you-you look great.
可以说是超级漂亮 Like-- like, really great actually.
多谢 我只是出来跑个腿 Thanks. Uh, I was just running some errands
稍后还要回去工作 before I go back to work.
那你今天是出来 What is it that you are, uh,
- 买收纳品吗 - 就是 - in the business of containing today? - Just a little,
给我朋友麦迪逊送治愈品 你呢 uh, pick-me-up gift for my friend Madison. How about you?
我给露西买点包装材料 Just some packing materials for Lucy,
- 我的 - 女朋友 - my - Girlfriend!
我知道你们在谈恋爱 Right. That you've been dating!
我应该是在社交媒体上 I-I thought saw something about that on the,
看到一些消息 mm, social media.
准确来说 她现在是我前女友了 She's, uh, my ex-girlfriend now. Technically.
是吗 我是说 不会吧 Oh really?! I mean, oh really?
真的 几周前分的 但... Yeah. Broke up a few weeks ago, but, uh...
隔离期间她搬来和我同居 情况有些 She moved in with me during quarantine, so it's been a bit...
困难 非常复杂 challenging, uh, and complicated, um...
现在她要去朋友家住 我帮忙收拾 But, finally helping her move out to a friend's house.
行吧 Mm. Well,
感同身受 been there.
可能没那么理解 但差不多 I mean, not there, but, like, a similar thing.
很高兴与你再度相遇 It's really wonderful running into you.
这个时间点也真是 And the-the timing is actually kinda...
挺巧 Kinda crazy?
我一直 Because I've been...
想联系你 wanting to reach out,
但是 but also, like, you know,
也没行动 waiting, um, until,
不知该怎么说 um, I-I don't know.
没事 Great, well.
我懂 Yeah.
我想说 I mean...
我会联系你的 不会太久 I'll text you. Soon.
别回头 Just do not look back.
就这样 保持 Stay this way. Look this way.
要矜持 That is very cool.
弗兰克·吉纳特拉 鸡尾酒吧
嗨 有人吗 Hi! Anyone work here?
谁啊 Who's asking?
比尔 你又去骗炮了吗 Bill, did you catfish another woman?
好吧 听话 赶紧离开 Alright, listen. Make a run for it, okay?
他可不是曼哈顿沙滩来的年轻小伙 He's not a 26-year-old from Manhattan Beach.
我很喜欢你 I immediately like you.
不光是因为想让你给我上酒哦 And not just 'cause I hope you can get me a drink.
请便 我们这里是自助酒吧 Go ahead. We're doing a... fun self-service thing.
真的 Seriously?
请吧 Have at it.
好的 Okay.
这是我今天最开心的时候 This is the best thing to happen to me all day.
看你拿酒瓶的样子 干过吧台助理 Your bottle work says former bar-back,
但看你的着装... but your outfit says...
更像是高级律师之类的 high-powered attorney with something to prove?
我确实当过酒保 I actually have been a bartender before.
也替人看过门 遛过狗 A house sitter, a dog walker,
在某个痛苦的夏天 and, one extremely dark summer,
还给小孩当派对公主 a children's party princess.
- 有意思 - 是的 现在 - Fun. - Yeah. Currently though,
我在街那头的一家银行实习 I am interning at a bank down the street.
看我营养均衡的午餐就知道 And as you can tell by my well-balanced lunch,
我"高兴"极了 I have never been happier.
比当派对公主还糟糕吗 Really? Worse than party princess?
既要忍受粗鄙的男人 It's a mix of toxic masculinity
还要做及其无聊的事 meets terminally boring.
就像《华尔街之狼》 Like Wolf of Wall Street,
但主角不是小李子 而是某个 but if instead of starring Leo, it starred a...
保险广告里的家伙 guy from an insurance commercial.
不认识 你见过州立农业保险公司的杰克吗 I don't know. Have you seen Jake from State Farm?
那家伙很有魅力 Man's got charisma for days.
我刚得到一份体面的工作 I just actually got a job that's impressive.
令人艳羡的那种工作 You know, the kind of job that everyone else wanted.
我以为这是自己想要的 That I thought I wanted.
但还是来到你这里 But, here I am.
见到你 And here you are.
在弗兰克·吉纳特拉酒吧 At Frank... Ginatra's.
那是我父亲 Yep. My dad.
他去世后我接管这里 I got it because he died.
但现在债台高筑 But, it's drowning in debt.
别担心 因为我 But don't worry 'cause I do
已经找到这酒吧的买家了 have one offer from some people that wanna buy it
他会将这里打造成 and turn it into a...
狗狗美甲沙龙 dog nail salon
名叫"狗甲店" 我也没多好 called Pupicures, so yay me.
妈妈 妈妈 我在外公办公室的沙发上 Mommy! Mommy! I found a pill in the couch
发现一颗药丸 in Grandpa's office!
至于这药丸是什么 你可以随便猜 Well, that could just be a number of fun things, couldn't it?
听我说 Tell you what.
- 要不你先给我尝尝 - 你是谁 - Why don't you let me have that one... - Who are you?
斯塔拉 你呢 Uh, Stella. Who are you?
布鲁诺 我是龙哦 Bruno. I'm a dragon.
我还射手呢 Cool. I'm a Sagittarius.
小布 听我说 你要不拿我手机去玩 B, I'll tell you what. Why don't you take my phone,
等我回家后给我 好吗 you can have some screen time until we go home. Deal?
- 你的孩子 - 不 - You have a kid? - Oh no.
是我的龙 I have a dragon.
谢谢款待 Thank you for that.
我该回银行了 Better get going. Back to the bank.
记住 Just remember.
你都跟酒鬼和小屁孩打过交道了 You've already dealt with drunks and tiny divas before.
这份工作貌似是世上最差劲的 And this job sounds like it's the... worst of both worlds.
- 谢谢你的鼓励 - 好运 - Thanks for the pep talk. - Good luck.
别看我了 比尔 我不会让你去吧台后面的 Stop looking at me, Bill. I'm not letting you behind the bar.
我们要不取消今晚的聚餐
麦迪逊可能没心情来庆祝
喂 Hello?
先说 你们居然背着我群聊 我很伤心 First of all, there's a group text that I'm not on? Hurtful.
等等 你怎么知道 What? How?
- 我平板在你那里 - 你猜对了 - You have my iPad. - I have your iPad.
靠 Shit.
别取消啊 朱尔斯 Look, we are not canceling, Jules.
我很想庆祝 I'm feeling totally celebrational!
我刚洗完澡 I just got out of the shower,
正在想要穿什么去吃晚餐呢 and was deciding how glam to go for our dinner.
你知道吗 You know,
我觉得今晚应该穿单肩上衣 I feel like it's a one-shoulder top kind of night.
等等 我们还要打扮 要不还是取消吧 Wait, we have to get dressed up? Maybe I should cancel.
我挂了 今晚见 I'm hanging up. See you tonight.
不是吧 除了我 Is this a joke? Is everyone
你们今天都过得很开心 having the greatest day ever except for me?
我们要不去你家玩 点点外卖吧 Should we just go back to yours and order in?
不用非得待在这里 I mean, we don't have to stay.
老实说 第二个女孩更像是惊讶 Honestly, the second girl seemed more surprised
而非高兴 她们一年内准出事 than happy. I give them a year.
我没事 朱尔斯在人群面前 I'm fine! Look, Jules can barely have coffee
喝咖啡都觉得内疚 in front of other people without feeling guilty.
她应该庆祝自己升职 She deserves to celebrate her promotion
而不是因为我今天在客户面前哭而自责 without feeling bad that I cried during a client meeting today.
什么 你哭了 Oh shit, you cried?
是优雅地落泪还是 Like a single graceful tear or?
更像是无声地啜泣 More like a quiet sob, I'd say.
她来了 Oh, incoming...
抱歉 我迟到了 Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late.
刚给塞莱斯特做完宣传报告 I was finishing a pitch thing for Celeste.
是吗 宣传什么 Oh shit! A pitch for what?
你看你 事业风生水起 Look at you. That's so exciting.
就是些乱七八糟的东西 Oh. Just some random thing.
我交给她的时候 她什么都没说 And she didn't say anything when I gave it to her,
她可能都不会采用 so she probably won't even use it.
那你的会开得怎样 So, how was, um, the meeting?
很好 非常好 So. Good. Great.
极其好 简直完美 不能再好 Very great good. Perfect. So, so good.
是吗 那就好 Oh. Great.
我很好 不如这样 我马上回来 So great! You know what? Be right back.
我去看看喝什么酒 I am gonna go check on our drinks.
她过得到底怎么样 So, how is she actually doing?
- 完全崩溃 - 比兰库恩还要惨 - Full breakdown. - Worse than Rancoon.
我想要来一瓶香槟 I'd like to order a bottle of champagne over to my table.
我们在庆祝朋友升职 We're celebrating my friend's promotion.
天哪 我担心的就是这个 God, this is what I was worried about.
我不想把事情弄得更糟 I just don't wanna make anything worse.
你们不能告诉她 Like, you can't tell her
我今天偶遇韦斯 他要跟女友分手了 I ran into Wes today, and he's breaking up with his girlfriend.
韦斯要跟女友分手 Wes is breaking up with his girlfriend?
你还不打算告诉我 You weren't gonna tell me?
告诉你什么 Well, what's to tell?
没什么事啊 Th-there's nothing to tell.
说吧 Just tell.
他前任要搬出去 他们分手了 His ex-girlfriend is moving out. They broke up.
天哪 Holy...
然后他说会给我发短信 And he said he's gonna text me.
真没想到 I can't believe it.
你升职这天又见到韦斯 You ran into Wes on the same day you got promoted
上班时还做了免费美容 and got a free makeover at work?
你今天运气爆表啊 You're having a killer day!
是的 Yep!
我要去厕所透透气 I am gonna just run to the bathroom for some air.
其实是去尿尿 边尿边透气 I mean, to pee. For some air while I pee.
麦迪逊太惨了... Poor Madison...
朱尔斯股价今天已突破最高限度 Jules' stock is through the roof today!
从去年春季抑郁期的最低价 It's up 20,000% from the truly rock bottom
涨了两百倍 depressed era of last spring.
麦迪逊的自尊直线下降 Madison's self-worth is plummeting!
已经触底 现在就只值几分钱 It-it's bottoming out! She's worth pennies at this point!
好啦 停 停 停 无需惊慌 Okay, no, no, no! Don't panic!
无需惊慌 麦迪逊会振作的 Don't panic! Madison will be back.
好吗 她只是今天比较倒霉 Okay, she just had a bad day.
她是绩优股 相信我 我就是昙花一现 She is a blue chip. Trust me. I'm a blip!
我很快就要回归负数 I'll be back to negative numbers in no time!
别放弃她 Just don't give up on her!
好吗 她是我的好朋友 Seriously, she's my best friend!
我会... 我会卖空自己 这事交给我 I'll... I'll short myself! I can fix this!
你好 我知道是我的闺蜜要的酒 但请拿回去 Ooh! Hi! Um, I know my best friend ordered this, but send it back.
她今天过得很糟糕 She's had a really bad day,
不必让她明白我今天的喜事 and she doesn't need to be reminded of my joy.
看看我的秀发 Look how good my hair looks.
- 拜托 不要香槟 - 请你松手 - I beg you, no champagne. - Let go of the bottle!
这是给他们的 神经病 That was for them, you psychopath.
第三对情侣 A third couple?
怎么 这地方作了宣传吗 What was there, an article about this place?
这两人应该能成 Now, these two are gonna make it.
买单 拜托 谢谢 Check! Please! Please...
我没想到你今天这么倒霉 麦迪逊 I'm sorry your day is shit, Madison.
但我向你保证 在这里喝酒 But I promise you, this is a place where we can drink
不会看到别人庆祝喜事 where no one will be celebrating anything good.
没错 我确信这里没发生过好事 Yes, I feel confident nothing good has ever happened here.
你是跟别人说这里有免费酒水了 So, you told people I'm giving away free booze,
还是想我了 or you just miss me?
听说你这里有张撒满药丸的沙发 I hear you have a couch full of pills,
而我们都想来个奇怪的夜晚 and we're looking to have a weird night.
各位 这是利维 Guys, this is Liv.
利维 这是三个亟需酒精的女人 Liv, these are three women in desperate need of some alcohol.
- 行 - 我要大杯龙舌兰苏打水 - Alright. - I will take a large tequila soda,
算了 上超大杯的酒 hold the soda. Supersize me.
好的 快速断片 So, drunk fast.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 好吧 - 靠 - Okay. - Fuck.
今天真倒霉 Today sucked.
你笑起来更好看 You'd be prettier if you smiled.
你刚对她说什么 What did you just say to her?
女人爱生气 男人不欢喜 Dudes don't like angry chicks.
来嘛 亲爱的 笑一个 So, come on, honey. Gimme a little smile.
- 我要准备扔东西了 - 没事 - I'm gonna throw something! - Okay,
我知道你刚才不是叫她给你陪笑 I know you did not just tell this woman to smile.
这位女士可是总裁 This woman is the C-E-goddamn-O
她有自己的公司 of her own company, and she
她天资卓越 冰雪聪明 has talent and brains coming out the wazoo.
当然 她今天很不顺 还哭了 And sure, she's had a shit day and she's crying,
但她是个英雄 but she is a goddamn hero.
她来这里也不是给你陪笑的 And she is not here to smile for you.
那你们还穿成这样来酒吧 Well, why do you girls got all dressed up and came to a bar?
我也不知道为什么 I don't know why you quit
你不在北极工作 企业来这里吸毒 your job in the North Pole to get a meth problem,
听着 有些事情就是难理解 but, hey, some things are hard to understand.
转过去 Turn around.
干得漂亮 你们太飒了 Damn, girl. Y'all are crazy.
我喜欢 I like it.
- 竹制抽屉收纳盒 - 喜欢吗 - A bamboo drawer organizer? - What do you think?
你是说我很幸运有位最好的朋友 That I'm lucky to have a best friend
能像这收纳盒所那样理解和关爱我吗 who gets and loves me as much as this says you do.
抱歉 晚餐时我装模作怪的 I'm sorry I was so weird and fake at dinner.
我本能在你面前毫无顾忌 Look, I know I could just be honest with you.
你奇怪吗 我才是奇怪的那个 You were being weird? I was being weird.
你今早说的没错 And you were right this morning.
我要让自己享受所拥有的好东西 I have to let myself feel deserving of good things,
虽然有时这并不容易 even though that's hard for me sometimes.
你只需要记住 你过得开心 Look, you just have to know that your good day
我也会更开心 而不是更苦恼 will always make my bad day better, not worse.
- 我保证 - 姐妹们 - I promise. - You guys!
是兰库恩 它获救了 It's Rancoon. He's free.
太好了 That's amazing!
那你现在要发和利亚姆的合照吗 Are you gonna post a photo with Liam now?
不好说 或许现在还不合适 I don't know. It still might not be, like, the right time.
伊兹 你不觉得这房间里 Izzy, do you think that the real Rancoon in the room
有个不是大象的兰库恩吗 might have nothing to do with an elephant?
什么 哪有 Oh. What? Like,
我不敢发我和利亚姆的合照 I'm afraid to post a photo with Liam
是因为大家都知道 because everyone will see
他比我要性感一百万倍 that he's a million times hotter than me,
然后他们就会问 and then they'll be like,
"当初他为何会和她约会" "Why is he dating her in the first place?"
算了 No.
真的 要不是你在银行工作 Seriously, if you didn't work at a bank,
我会雇你来做门卫 I would offer you a job as a bouncer.
我也想在这里工作 这里也更适合我 I mean, I wish I worked here. This place is way more my style.
太棒了 2006年以后 我就没有这样刷电视剧了 Okay, this is incredible. I haven't channel surfed since 2006.
我老早就没有在给钱给付费电视了 I mean, I quit paying for cable, like, forever ago.
变装皇后秀在演 等等 Drag Race is on? Wait, okay,
周五我能过来看鲁保罗变装皇后秀直播吗 can I just, like, come here on Fridays and watch RuPaul live?
- 在这里变成狗狗美甲店前就可以 - 天哪 - Until it's a dog nail salon, sure. - Oh my god,
男人居然可以来到一个酒吧 I cannot believe that guys just get to show up at a bar
随时观看免费的体育比赛 and watch sports for free, like, whenever they want to.
真会占便宜 This is genius.
你有考虑 Have you ever thought about
不卖掉这里 翻修一下吗 renovating this place instead of selling it?
我觉得刷新漆 Yeah, I don't think a
也救不了这里 new coat of paint is gonna save this place.
不光是刷层新漆 你可以 Not just a coat of paint. I mean, like,
完全重新装修 a whole new concept.
一个没有圣诞瘾君子的酒吧 A bar with no meth Santas,
有干净的厕所 clean bathrooms,
有散装桃红酒 rosé on tap.
一个没有无聊的人搭讪你的地方 You know, somewhere where you can go where you're not getting hit on.
一个你可以在看Bravo电视台 Somewhere where you can yell at the TV
或《单身汉》时高声呼喊的地方 while watching Bravo or The Bachelor.
我不知道你们在说什么 Uh, I don't know what you guys are talking about,
但我听到桃红酒和《单身汉》 but I just heard the words rosé and Bachelor
出现在同一句话里 所以我说什么也赞同 in the same sentence, so yes to whatever that's for.
- 等等 你认真的 - 对 - Wait, are you serious? - Yeah.
我不在乎别人求之不得的 I-I don't care if a dumb bank internship
银行实习生职位 我不喜欢 is what people think is the big get. I hate it.
我去商学院是为了当企业家 I went to business school to become an entrepreneur.
而我可以在这里做暑期实习 And this could be my summer internship.
我们可以合作 I mean, we could do it together.
我觉得 I mean,
这肯定能气活我死去的老爸 it would really, really piss off my dead dad.
得知我是同性恋都够气他了 这招更狠 Telling him I was gay was good, but this might top that.
所以说 You know what?
管他呢 放手一搏吧 Fuck it. Let's do it.
扎克-潜在客户 谢谢你昨天跟我会面 但我打算找别人合作 祝好
谢谢 Thanks.
♪你曾说♪ You tell me...
好吧 I'll need it.
♪我知道你的世界无声♪ I know you don't hear a thing
♪当我赤身裸体♪ When I'm naked
♪展现在灯光下♪ With the lights on
♪你总熄灭灯光♪ And you always turn them off
♪无光♪ Off, off, off...
♪初次遇见时 我已名花有主♪ When I first met you, I had a boyfriend
♪可我们却能畅谈心事♪ We would talk more than I did with him...
♪万事皆有因果♪ Everything made sense
♪夏日的烈焰浓情♪ To a fire in the summer
♪岁月匆匆 物是人非♪ Years go by and now you don't look at me the same
好的 马上
记得五点电话联系
谢谢
我们要出乌姆夏季 内在美容指南 好好干 朱尔斯
♪我们渐行渐远 你却选择忽视♪ No, you don't hear me when I say I feel us fading
接受现实吧 "小鸟"们 Take that, you bag of dicks.
♪现在我们已是夜晚的陌生人♪ Now, we're strangers in the dark ♪
韦斯: 今早帮前任搬家 何时能见面
♪我已忘记你姓名♪ I don't know just who you are
♪你是谁♪ Who you are
♪我们能否回归当初♪ Can we go back to the start
♪回到我们形同陌路的时候♪ When we were strangers in the dark?
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走吧 东西装好了 That's it. That's all my stuff.
- 你还好吗 - 好得很 - You okay? - I'm totally fine.
走吧 Let's go.
天哪 你还好吗 Holy shit! Are you okay?
我的右手... My right hand...
恐怕是骨折了 I-I think it's broken.
靠 Fuck!
♪倾心于你 绝非戏言♪ I swear you stole my heart
♪我们能否回到当初♪ Can we go back to the start
♪回到我们形同陌路的时候♪ When we were strangers in the dark?
♪倾心于你 绝非戏言♪ I swear you stole my heart
♪从相识到相恋 再到夏日的烈焰浓情♪ From a friend to a lover to a fire in the summer
♪彼此的声音 光彩和感受♪ To the sound to the color to the feeling
♪往事已去不复还♪ When you know there will never be another
♪不再是朋友和爱人♪ No, there will never be another from a friend to a lover
♪夏日的烈焰浓情♪ To a fire in the summer
♪彼此的声音 光彩和感受♪ To the sound to the color to the feeling when you know
♪往事已去不复还♪ There will never be another
♪往事已去不复还♪ No, there will never be another
♪我的心已被你偷走♪ That's where you stole my heart
♪我们能否回到当初♪ Can we go back to the start
♪回到我们形同陌路的时候♪ When we were strangers in the dark?
♪我的心已被你偷走♪ That's where you stole my heart
♪从相识到相恋 再到夏日的烈焰浓情♪ From a friend to a lover to a fire in the summer...