幻灭
第二季 第一集
噢 我的臣民们 我的仆人们 Oh, my subjects, my servants,
还有我的晚餐 my supper!
诅咒你 达格玛 Damn you, Dagmar!
第十一章
巫女
小碧 醒一醒 是我 乌纳 Bean! Wake up! It's me, Oona!
真受不了青少年 Teeny-agers!
看看我们抓住了谁 Look what we caught.
我最受不了吃泥的水底生物 I can't stand bottom-feeders.
把她扔回水里去 但要确保这次她呆在水底 Toss her back, but this time make sure she stays on the bottom.
小碧 Bean!
小碧 你还好吗 Bean? Are you all right?
妈妈 我做噩梦了 Mom, I was having a nightmare.
梦见我所珍爱的一切 Then I realized everything I love
都变成了石头 我的生活毁于一旦 has been turned to stone and my life is in ruins.
亲爱的 我们别无选择 只能离开梦想之地 Oh, darling, we had no choice but to leave Dreamland.
乌纳势不可挡 Oona would have stopped at nothing.
我想你是对的 只是我很想念我的朋友们 I guess you're right. I just wish I still had my friends.
一切都会好起来的 喝了这个你就会恢复力量 Everything will be okay. Let's just get your strength back.
这是我喝过最好喝的汤 That's the best soup I've ever had.
这是威士忌 It's whisky.
我死了吗 还是没死 Is death, or is?
你好 路西 Hello, Luci.
别关门 我怕黑 Don't close the door. I'm afraid of the dark.
达格玛 不要 我爱你 Dagmar, no! I love you?
欢迎来到马鲁 沙子的诞生之地
你会爱上马鲁的 You're going to fall in love with Maru.
这是一片美丽的土地 It's such a wonderful place.
你也终于可以见到其他亲人了 And you'll finally get to meet the rest of the family.
亲人 Family?
真是光辉的一天 欢迎回家 达格玛 Oh, glorious day! Welcome back, Dagmar.
还有蒂尔碧妮 And Tiabeanie,
你本人要可爱的多 you're so much lovelier in the flesh.
小碧 来见见你的叔叔阿姨 Bean, meet your uncle and aunt,
我的弟弟克洛伊德 和我的妹妹 贝姬 my brother, Cloyd, and my sister, Becky.
瑞贝卡 我现在叫瑞贝卡 Rebecca. I go by Rebecca now.
你好 小碧 欢迎回家 Hello, Bean. Welcome home.
我竟然有叔叔和阿姨 I have an aunt and an uncle?
这是不是意味着 Does that mean
我有同龄的表兄妹可以一起玩了 I have cousins my age I can hang out with?
不 我们没有孩子 No, we don't care for children.
过去的二十年这里到底发生了什么 What the devil's happened here this past 20 years?
这条长廊以前站了两排挥舞着扇子的仆人 This hallway was once lined with servants waving fans.
现在只有一个拿锤子砸蟑螂的男人 Now, there's just a man smashing bugs with a hammer!
那是杰瑞和他的宠物锤 Oh, that's just Jerry and his pet hammer.
杰瑞 当然 我还记得他小时候的傻样 Jerry, of course. I remember when he was just a little lunkhead.
朝蟑螂的行进路线砸 Aim where they're going to be, Jerry,
别朝着蟑螂现在的位置砸 not where they are.
这里现在是你的家了 随便逛逛吧 This is your family home. You're free to explore.
太赞了 那扇门后面是什么 Cool. What's behind that door?
别多管闲事 None of your business, nosy!
来吧 你一定累了吧 Come, you must be tired from all these questions.
带她去卧室吧 Show her to the sleep chamber.
这里有点怪怪的 It's kinda creepy in here.
你今晚可以跟我一起睡吗 妈妈 Would you mind sleeping with me tonight, Mom?
当然不怪 亲爱的 这是我以前的卧室 Of course not, darling. It's my old bedroom.
我说过这里怪怪的吗 我的意思是很温馨 Did I say creepy? I meant cozy.
我以前的衣服 Oh! My old clothes!
小碧 我知道你超爱你身上这套衣服 Bean, I know you're partial to that,
但我们走的太匆忙了 but we left in such a hurry,
或许我们可以用一件我以前的衣服 perhaps we could take one of my lovely dresses
改成你想穿的款式 and butcher it into something you'd wear?
谢了 妈妈 但我不太喜欢蝴蝶结 Thanks, Mom, but I'm not real into bows.
其实只是些蛾子罢了 These are moths, actually.
我可不敢想象我妈妈穿着这件衣服 I do not wanna picture my mom in this.
你不用想 这件是我的 You won't be needing to. That's mine.
我可以解释的 晚安了 I can explain. Well, goodnight.
如果你有什么需要的话就摇铃 If you need anything, just ring.
根本没有铃舌 There's no clapper.
没关系的 反正这房间也是隔音的 祝你好梦 That's okay, these rooms are soundproof anyway. Sleep well.
晚安 哥默尔 Goodnight, Gomer.
克洛伊德和贝姬有点冷漠 是不是 So, Cloyd and Becky aren't very affectionate, are they?
小碧 别说胡话了 他们像我一样爱你 Oh, Bean, don't be absurd. They love you as much as I do.
妈妈 这一切对我来说都又新奇又古怪又渗人 Mom, this is all so new and weird and freaky.
我不知道我今晚能不能睡得着 I don't know how I'm gonna sleep tonight.
在你小时候我是这样哄你入睡的 This is what I used to do when you were little.
-现在再这样就有点烦人了 -闭嘴吧 - Now, it's just annoying. - Shut up.
闭嘴 Shut up.
你还记得在你小时候 Do you remember what I'd whisper to you when you were little,
入睡前我对你说什么吗 right before you drifted off?
你会成为这个王国 You will be the greatest woman
有史以来最出色的女人 this goddamn kingdom has ever seen.
妈妈 我对我的伙伴 Mom, how can I be great
做过这么过分的事情 我还如何变得出色 when I did something so awful to my friend?
艾尔弗死了 Elfo died.
宝贝 那不是你的错 那是命运 Oh, baby, that wasn't your fault. It was destiny.
快睡吧 Now, go to sleep.
赶快睡他妈的觉吧 Go the hell to sleep.
太棒了 太舒服了 This is good. This is comfortable.
我们觉得你可能需要一条毛毯 We thought you might need a blanket.
还有一只温柔的丑怪哄你入睡 And a soothing goon to mutter you to sleep.
他们怎么知道我需要一条毛毯 How did they know I needed a blanket?
闭嘴 Shut up.
哇 马鲁充斥着异域风情 Wow, Maru is so exotic.
与梦想之地完全不同的一种 It's a whole different type of bleak
暗淡与绝望 and desperate than Dreamland.
区别是这里有真正的美丽与奇幻 The difference is there's real beauty and magic here.
你得着眼于狂暴山羊与不加盐的卷饼 You just have to look beyond the rabid goats
之外的事物 and unsalted pretzels.
哇 一个吞火者 Whoa! A fire-breather!
只是个酒鬼罢了 亲爱的 That's just a wino, darling.
做得好 路西 你的使命完成了 Well done, Luci. Your mission is complete.
等等 我还没有完全腐化小碧 我还有大计划 Wait! I haven't fully corrupted Bean yet. I got big plans.
关于背叛 勒索 背弃等等 It's all about betrayal, blackmail,
都是你们喜欢的 backstabbing. The stuff you love!
别再说好听的了 路西 Enough of your sweet talk, Luci.
杰瑞 把他放进香料罐里 扔到地下室去 Jerry, put him in a specimen jar and stick him in the basement.
不不不 放我出去 No, no, no! Let me out!
除非你再给我来个摇摇乐 还挺好玩的 Unless you wanna shake me again. That was fun.
小碧 我希望你能爱上这个国度 Bean, I want you to fall in love with this country.
我和你爸爸常常因为这件事吵架 It's one of the main things your father and I fought about.
-他一直不想让你来这里 -为什么 - He never wanted you to come here. - Why not?
佐格从来没信任过我的弟弟和妹妹 Zog never trusted my brother and sister.
因为他觉得他们没有治理好这个国度 Seeing how they mismanaged our empire,
他或许是对的 he may have been right.
他们确实有点怪怪的 They are kinda odd,
但也不是让我与家人疏远的理由 but that's no reason to keep me from half my family.
那是因为每一代人 Well, and because every other generation
似乎都有凶残疯狂的潜质 seems to have a propensity for murderous insanity.
我跟你说过吗 Did I ever mention?
我的父母就是这么死的 That's how my parents died,
都是杀人后再自杀 double murder-suicide.
但是克洛伊德和贝姬并不疯狂 只是古怪 But Cloyd and Becky aren't crazy, they're eccentric.
是你的父亲多疑了 Your father was just paranoid.
讽刺的是 他没怎么怀疑他的第二任妻子 Then, ironically, not paranoid enough about his own second wife,
不过我们都有盲区 but we all have our blind spots.
小心 Watch out!
是信使蛇 Messenger viper.
是克洛伊德和贝姬 It's Cloyd and Becky.
亲爱的 抱歉 我得走了 I'm sorry, sweetie, I must go.
玩得开心 好吗 亲亲 But keep having fun, okay? Kiss, kiss.
好的 别担心我 Yeah, don't worry about me.
我会找到事情做的 I'm great at finding things to do.
小蛇 最近的酒吧怎么走 So, snake, which way to the nearest bar?
你得戴上这顶帽子 打起精神来 Okay, I need you to wear this cap and be a lot more peppy,
你到时候得说点有道理的挖苦话 and I need you to jump in with snarky yet philosophical quips.
明白了吗 Got it?
好了 新艾尔弗 继续努力吧 All right, keep working on it, Nuevo Elfo.
新路西 有进步 New Luci, that's progress.
好了 朋友们 我们又在一起了 进去吧 Okay. Three amigos, back again! Let's head inside.
等等 人没到齐的话他们不让入座的 Wait! They won't seat an incomplete party!
是你啊 会预言的女孩 It's you! Prophecy girl!
什么鬼 What the hell?
救救马鲁吧 蒂尔碧妮 救救马鲁吧 Save Maru, Tiabeanie. Save Maru!
离我远点 Get away from me! Ow!
救命 这个老家伙疯了 Help! This elderly senior's gone crazy!
她在亲我的靴子 She's kissin' my boots!
蒂尔碧妮 蒂尔碧妮 Tiabeanie! Tiabeanie!
-我不是这个意思 -蒂尔碧妮 蒂尔碧妮 - That's not what I meant! - Tiabeanie! Tiabeanie!
天哪 傻大个 你看到我妈妈了吗 Oh, my God. Big simple guy! Have you seen my mom?
他们在说秘密什么的 They're talking about secret stuff
他们还说我得呆在杰瑞的盒子里 and they said I should go sit in the Jerry Box,
但是我不喜欢杰瑞的盒子 but I don't like the Jerry Box.
我能和你一起玩吗 我不想一个人 Well, can I hang out with you? I don't want to be alone.
当然可以 在我不想一个人的时候 Oh, sure! When I don't want to be alone,
我喜欢去一个地方 there's a place I like to go.
你可以通过这火看到任何人 You can use this fire to look at anyone.
只要撒上一点粉末 You just throw a little powder on,
说出你想看到谁就可以了 and you say who you want to see.
你也应该交一些火里的朋友 You should get some fire friends, too.
我试试 I wonder...
我想看路西 Show me Luci.
来啊 火 让我跟路西讲话 Come on, fire! Let me talk to Luci!
你在干什么呢 What are you doing?
别把我的可卡因往火里扔了 Stop throwing my cocaine into the fire!
我可没毛病 好吗 I don't have a problem, okay?
我在试着联系上我的朋友 I was just trying to talk to my friend.
我们在离开梦想之地时走散了 We got separated when we left Dreamland.
神谕之火可不是这么用的 That's not how the Oracle works.
不好意思 Now, if you'll excuse us,
我们想单独打杰瑞 we'd like to beat Jerry in private.
杰瑞 听着 这火不是她能用的 Listen, Jerry, the fire is not to be used by her,
也不是除了我们之外的任何人能用的 or anybody else except us!
克洛伊德 帮我把火拿到神庙去 Cloyd, help me take the fire to the temple.
杰瑞 你在这接着自己打自己 Jerry, you stay here and finish beating yourself!
不要 求你了 No, I beg you!
奥德瓦 如果没有你 我会很孤独的 You know, Odval, if I didn't have you, I'd really be lonely.
反正你的胳膊已经弯弯曲曲摇摇欲坠了 Your arms were all wavy and critical, anyway.
你们俩不想出来 Don't you wanna come out
和你们的老国王小佐佐一起生活吗 and live your life with your ol' King Zoggy? Eh?
会很有趣的 We can have lots of fun.
-亲爱的 你还好吗 -我没事 - Are you all right, dear? - Yeah, I'm fine.
我只是在村子里 It's just a scratch I got
被一个奇怪的老太婆抓伤了 from this strange old lady in the village.
万万不能进入那满是丑恶老太婆的地方 Oh, you mustn't walk through the Crone Zone.
我在那里被围攻过 I got roughed up there myself.
花了我不少钱才脱身 喝掉 Cost me a pretty penny. Drink up.
-都喝掉 -这就对了 - Down the hatch. - There you go.
你知道什么能让你高兴起来吗 You know what might cheer you up?
一个欢迎你回家的小仪式 A lovely little ceremony to welcome you to the family.
我们为你准备了一条特别的裙子 We'll have a special dress for you.
小碧 我本来不该告诉你 And Bean, I'm not supposed
关于皇冠的事 但是我刚刚说出来了 to tell you about the crown, but I just did!
听上去不错 我可以离开一下吗 Sounds great. But would you excuse me for a moment?
我有点晕晕昏昏的 I'm feeling oozy woozy.
是这么说的吗 我觉得怪怪的 Is that a word? I feel odd.
当然可以 欢迎来到大家族 Welcome to the family! Of course.
预言成真之地
预言 这不是一般的古老了 Prophecy? That couldn't be about little old...
是我 me?
胳膊 Arms?
这可不妙 Oh, no, this is not good.
小碧 太好了 她醒了 Bean? Oh, thank goodness, she's waking up.
发生什么了 我吃完晚餐后去走了走 What happened? I left dinner to go for a walk.
-你回来吃甜点了 -樱桃酥皮馅饼 - You came back for dessert. - Cherry cobbler.
你当时看上去没事 You seemed fine.
我们到图书馆的时候你就晕过去了 Then, we retired to the library and you fainted.
可能你是被烟囱里的烟熏着了 Maybe you were overcome by chimney fumes.
这很常见 It happens quite frequently
在这种没有烟囱的地方 in a place like this, with no chimneys.
妈妈 我能跟你说点事吗 就我们俩 Mom, can I talk to you for a second? Alone.
那里有一个供着我的神龛 And there is this shrine to me,
还有诡异的符号和血淋淋的人体部件 and weird symbols and bloody body parts!
我觉得克洛伊德和贝姬很危险 I think Cloyd and Becky are dangerous.
你还好吗 Are you feeling all right?
你是不是从抓你的老太婆那里染上了什么 Did you pick something up from that old lady who scratched you?
让我看看你的胳膊 Let me see your arms.
我没看到抓痕 I don't see any scratches.
不可能 That's impossible!
你确定吗 Are you sure?
可能你看到了其他东西然后犯迷糊了 Maybe you saw something else and got confused.
不是 我跟你说 它就在这里 No! I'm telling you, it's right in here!
什么鬼 What the hell?
那是玛利亚碧妮王后 你的曾祖母 That's Queen Mariabeanie, your great-grandmother.
我们为了纪念她在此焚香 We like to burn a little incense in her memory.
我知道我看见了什么 画上面是我 I know what I saw. That was me in the painting.
或许你刚回来 太累了 Maybe you're still tired from your journey.
也可能 不对 你已经过了显现的年纪了 Or maybe... No. You're past the age it usually manifests.
-亲爱的 没什么 -显现什么 - Never mind, dear. - What manifests?
你知道的 家族诅咒 Well, you know, the family curse.
家族诅咒 你是说会疯掉吗 Family curse? You mean insanity?
别乱想了 是的 就是会疯掉 Don't be crazy. But yes, I mean insanity.
我带你去休息吧 Let's get you some rest.
你好 小姐 hi, miss.
我即将结束长达24小时的轮班 I'm just about at the end of my 24-hour shift.
结束了 好了 开始新一轮工作 There it is. Well, back to work.
等等 杰瑞 你在这里待了很久了 Wait, Jerry! You've been here for a long time.
中了家族诅咒的症状是什么样的 What are the symptoms of the family curse?
每个人的表现都有所不同 Well, for everyone it's different.
这个笨蛋认为世界是圆的 This loon thought the world was round.
这个蠢蛋娶了一只鸭子 This nut married a duck.
这个美人儿试图淹死她的孙辈 This vision of beauty tried to drown her grandchildren.
幸运的是 他们都是鸭子淹不死 Luckily, they were all ducks.
但是主要的症状是妄想和幻觉 But the main symptoms are paranoia and hallucinations.
还有一点杀人倾向 And a fair bit of murdering.
好吧 我可没谋杀过人 Well, I've never murdered anyone.
都是事故 It's always been an accident,
自卫或者正当杀人 self-defense or justifiable homicide.
天哪 我杀过不少人了 Oh, my God! I've killed a lot of people!
我如果是疯子怎么办 杰瑞 我得问你 What if I'm insane? Jerry, I need to know.
我不敢相信他们的话 I can't take their word for it.
妄想 有 杀人倾向 有 Paranoia, check. Murdering, check.
喂 等等 Hey, wait a minute.
这些是怎么回事 What's all this, then?
玛利亚碧妮王后的画像去哪里了 Where's the portrait of Queen Mariabeanie?
今天早上还在这里呢 It was right here earlier today.
他们的确把它搬走了 They did move it!
我知道它在哪里 在神堂里 I know exactly where it is. The shrine room!
那是个邪恶的地方 不过音效非常棒 That's an evil place. Nice acoustics, though.
-杰瑞 拜托 就是这幅画吗 -对 - Jerry, please. Is this the painting? - Mmm-hmm.
所以我不是疯子 So I'm not crazy!
没有这个疯 Not as crazy as this one.
我把她跟她的鸭子爱人放回去 I'll put her back with the duck lovers.
他们把我的那张画像藏在了哪里 They hid that picture of me somewhere.
-一个松了的猪台 -烛台 - A loose skoonce. - "Sconce!"
烛台 没错 我可能找到了一条密道 "Sconce," Totally. I might have found a secret passage!
石化药剂
Stonification potion?
那是什么鬼东西 What the hell was that?
在这里 There it is.
这口龅牙还真挺适合这里的氛围 The teeth really seem to follow you around the room.
妈妈 我们现在就得离开 Mom, we need to leave right now!
克洛伊德和贝姬是坏人 Cloyd and Becky are evil.
他们说谎了 他们藏了我的画像 They lied. They hid the painting of me.
他们肯定在晚饭的时候给我下了药 They must've drugged me at dinner!
现在我觉得他们想把我献祭了 And I think they're planning to sacrifice me,
或许是我们两个 在仪式上 maybe both of us, at the ceremony.
他们是我们的家人 小碧 They're our family, Bean.
记得你说过每个人都有自己的盲区吗 Remember you said everyone has their blind spots?
你得相信我 You have to believe me.
告诉我你看到了什么才会想到这些 Tell me exactly what you saw that makes you think these things.
好吧 听着 妈妈 Okay. Listen, Mom.
我找到了计划 小地图和这个 I found plans, a little map and this.
我打赌这就是他们在梦想之地用的东西 I bet this is the same stuff they used on Dreamland!
我觉得这不是奥娜干的 I don't think it was Oona.
我觉得是克洛伊德和贝姬 I think it was Cloyd and Becky.
他们多年前给你下了毒 现在又来害我们 They poisoned you all those years ago and now they're after us.
闻着像老年人的味道 你闻闻 It smells like old people. Here, have a sniff.
拜托 克洛伊德和贝姬调水果鸡尾酒都不会 Please, Cloyd and Becky can't even mix a fruit cocktail,
更别说这么复杂的药剂配方了 let alone a formula as complex as this.
等等 Wait a minute.
天哪 Oh, my God,
是你 it was you.
都是你干的 All of it.
真聪明 你比我想的要聪明点 Good for you. You're not as naive as I thought.
别再玩游戏了 穿上衣服吧 No need for the games anymore. Get your dress on.
妈妈 Mom?
你命中注定的东西 你现在根本理解不了 There are things beyond your understanding you are destined for.
仪式必须进行 The ceremony will take place.
我回来之前准备好 Be ready when I get back.
记住 我现在是你的一切 Remember, I'm all you have now.
妈妈 Mom!
只有我们三个 但是这就够了 It's just us three, but that's all you need.
我们要重建王国 We'll rebuild the kingdom.
我们将开启新的美好民主 充满爱的时代 It'll be a new era of fairness, of democracy, of love...
小心点 小哇 你把我的袍子踩坏了 Hey, watch it, Vap! You scuffed my robe!
你想去地牢里住吗 You wanna end up in the dungeon?
回来 我把你们想要的一切都给你们 Come back! I'll get you whatever you want.
想骑小小马吗 You want tiny little horses to ride?
这次不会是带着鞍的老鼠了 我保证 It won't be just rats with saddles this time, I promise!
我终于开始真的付你们钱而非用奶酪切片了 I'll finally start paying you money instead of cheese slices!
只要你们回来 想要什么都行 Anything if you just come back!
拜托了 Please?
妈妈是对的 Mom's right.
我已经没有家了 又失去了我的朋友 I've got no home anymore. I've lost that, my friends.
你在这里有个朋友 You have a friend here.
无意冒犯 杰瑞 但是我们刚认识两天 No offense, Jerry, but we just met two days ago.
我知道 杰瑞没有朋友 Oh, I know. Jerry has no friends.
我是说那只小黑猫 I mean the little black kitty
眼睛大大的 尾巴是个箭头 with the big eye and the pointy tail.
什么 What?
小猫咪 The kitty cat!
我从船上拿来的 What was in the jar I brought in
跟达格玛东西一起来的那个瓶子 with Dagmar's things from the boat.
路西在这里吗 他在哪里 Luci's here? Where is he?
在地下室 跟其他那些罐子一起 Maybe he's in the basement with all the other jars.
我把他放在那里了 That's where I put him.
-我们现在得找到他 -没时间了 - We need to find him now! - There's no time.
如果你仪式迟到 哪怕只是一点儿 If you're even a moment late for the ceremony,
他们都会在神谕之火里找到你 they'll look into the Oracle Fire and find you.
-肯定有办法的 -怎么办 - There's gotta be a way. - How?
天哪 杰瑞 稍等 我才发现我妈妈是坏人 Jeez, Jerry, give me a second. I just found out my mom's evil.
我需要时间缓缓 I need a moment.
-稍等 稍等 给你时间 -安静的时间 - A moment. A moment. Give you a second-- - Quiet moment.
-安静的时间 -杰瑞 - Quiet moment. - Jerry...
请闭嘴吧 如果你可以闭嘴的话 Please just stop. If you could stop talking.
-闭嘴 我会停的 -不 不是要你重复 - Stop. I'mma stop. - No, this is not a repetitive--
别重复 别重复 Don't repeat, don't repeat.
-杰瑞 -杰瑞 - Jerry? - Jerry?
-杰瑞 -杰瑞 - Jerry! - Jerry!
很好 我想你做出了正确的选择 Good, I see you've made the right choice.
一会儿会有轿子过来带你去神庙 A palanquin will be here shortly to take you to the temple.
尽量别哭 让你看上去很丑 Try not to cry. It makes you look so ugly.
如果她能戴上王冠 我们的命运就保证了 If she can bear the crown, our destiny is secure.
该死的 克洛伊德 你还得干的更糟糕吗 Damn it, Cloyd, could you have done a worse job
这上面干掉的血迹都没清理干净 cleaning the dried blood off this thing?
天哪 她这身形仿佛一头大象 这么巨大吗 My, doesn't she cut an elegant, husky silhouette?
杰瑞 我们跟你试过一次仪式了 Jerry! We already tried this with you once
结果把你变成了永远10岁的儿童 and it turned you into a permanent ten-year-old.
-小碧在哪 -小碧在哪 - Where's Bean? - Where's Bean?
-杰瑞 -杰瑞 - Jerry? - Jerry?
-杰瑞 -杰瑞 - Jerry! - Jerry!
如果这是我生前做的最后一件事 I'm not letting you find her
我绝对不会让你找到她 if it's the last thing I do!
看来这真是你生前做的最后一件事了 Guess it was the last thing you did.
天哪 达格 他是我们最年幼的弟弟 Jeez, Dag, he was our littlest brother.
现在是你了 闭嘴吧 Now you are, so shut up.
召唤小碧的影像 Summon the image of Bean!
路西 路西 Luci! Luci!
拜托 Come on.
这算什么 路西 拜托 你在哪 What is this? Come on, Luci. Where are you?
在这 快 我烟都抽完了 In here! Hurry! I'm outta cigarettes!
路西 Luci!
想死你了 你这混蛋 I missed you, you son of a bitch!
-你喝酒了 -是 也不是 - Have you been drinking? - Yes and no.
他们想把我腌在酒精里 They tried to pickle me in alcohol,
但昨晚我一口气喝完了 but I drank it all last night.
真抱歉 完全应该给你留点的 Sorry, totally should've saved you some.
顺便一提 你妈是大恶人 Your mom's evil, by the way.
我知道 所以我们必须走了 I know. That's why we have to go.
亲爱的 你的仪式快要迟到了 You're late for the ceremony, darling.
让大家等候你是很不礼貌的 It's impolite to keep people waiting.
把你的女儿骗的团团转也很不礼貌 It's also impolite to totally scam your daughter,
不过这好像也没有阻止你这么做 but that didn't seem to stop you.
别和你母亲顶嘴 是我生的你 Don't talk back to your mother. I gave birth to you.
我亲自照顾你长大 还有你的大牙 I nursed you myself, with those teeth.
现在我需要你 And now I need you.
你想让我怎么样 What do you want from me?
开始为这个家族做贡献 To start contributing to this family!
有一个预言在等待着实现 There's a prophecy to be fulfilled,
光复我们的名声和财富 our fame and fortune to be restored,
还有我们未曾偿还的地狱之债 a debt to Hell we're really overdue on.
你要让我实现预言 You had me to fulfill a prophecy?
马上就要实现了 And we're almost there.
来吧 我们要为你戴上皇冠 Come, now, we've a crown to screw to your head.
你已经把我的头整的够惨了 You've screwed with my head enough!
你躲不过命运的 You can't escape your destiny!
动手吧 Do it.
小碧 Bean?
是你吗 Is that you?
我们谈谈 Let's just talk.
她在这 There she is!
来吧 我在你这个年纪时杀了我父母 Go ahead. I killed my own parents when I was your age.
我不像你 我不是杀人犯 I'm not a murderer like you.
我的意思是 我不会杀任何不该死的人 I mean, not to anyone that didn't deserve it.
难道艾尔弗就该死吗 Did Elfo deserve to die?
面对现实吧 你和我一样自私 Face it, you're just as self-serving as I am.
戴上皇冠 Now, put on the crown,
我们将会携手实现最狂热的梦想 and together we will make our wildest dreams come true.
我的梦想是找回我的妈妈 My dream was to have my mother back.
但现在有了你 我才发现还是以前更好 But now that I have you, I realize I was better off before.
来吧 有其母必有其女 Go ahead. Like mother, like daughter.
我才不像你 I'm not like you.
搞定 Got it!
其实根本就没上锁 It was actually unlocked,
只不过应该用推的 而我去拉了 but I was pushing instead of pulling.
我很肯定她没事 跑吧 别再回去看了 I'm sure she's fine. Let's run away and not check.
我们必须带着杰瑞一起走 We've got to take Jerry with us!
不 杰瑞也死了 Oh, no! Jerry, too?
你背了这么多死人债了 小碧 Hell of a body count you racked up here, Bean.
真是让我吃了一惊 I'm impressed.
但还是永远比不上你对艾尔弗的所作所为 But it'll never top what you did to Elfo.
艾尔弗 Elfo.
艾尔弗 无论你在哪 我很抱歉 Elfo, wherever you are, I'm sorry.
我在天堂 哪位找我 I'm in Heaven! Who is this?
艾尔弗 是你吗 Elfo? Is that you?
女士 是你呼唤的我 Lady, you're the one that called me.
你好 我不能 你 Hello? I can't... You're...
其实 说不定有方法能让艾尔弗复活 Actually, there might be a way to bring Elfo back.
什么 怎么做 What? How?
通常来说 死亡是张单行票 Usually death is a one-way ticket.
现在 我没有办法去天堂 Now, I can't get to Heaven,
但如果艾尔弗能和我们在地狱见面 but if Elfo can meet us in Hell,
我知道一条出路 I know a way out.
艾尔弗 是我 小碧 我想你 Elfo! It's me, Bean! I miss you!
我为发生的一切感到抱歉 I'm so sorry for everything. I--
我现在只听得见单个的字 我 你好 I'm hearing every other word. I'm... Hello?
你现在听得见我说话吗 Can you hear me now?
我只听到了"现在" 你刚说了什么 I only... I got just the "Now" Part. What was that?
天哪 Oh, my gosh, are...
算了 和我们在地狱见面 Never mind, just meet us in Hell.
我不能 对不起 I can't... I'm sorry.
我只能听到一个音节 I'm literally only hearing one syllable.
艾尔弗 下地狱去 我知道这话我经常说 Elfo, go to Hell! I know I say that a lot,
但这次我是真心实意的 but this time I mean it literally.
好吧 我听见了 去你的 混蛋 Okay, I heard that. Screw you, jerk-o!
不不不 下地狱 在底下的地方 No, no, no. Go to Hell, the place down below.
好 路西 我们怎么去地狱 Okay, Luci. How do we get to Hell?
我们可以杀一个牧师 或者我可以这么做 Well, we could kill a priest, or I could do this.
成了 通向地狱的楼梯 Et voila! Stairway to Hell!
来吧 Come on.
我们不确定他到底听清楚没有 好吗 We don't know if he heard us, okay?
地狱很危险 小碧 Hell is dangerous, Bean.
如果他们在地狱发现你了 你会被永远困住的 If they find you down there, you'll be stuck for eternity.
你对烧火棍这东西熟悉吗 You familiar with a hot poker?
当你在地狱里的时候 就好比 When you're down there, it's like,
"他们逮哪儿就插哪儿" 好吗 "Where don't they stick 'em?" Okay?
在地狱这么大的地方 And the chances of finding Elfo
找到艾尔弗的几率 几乎为零 in a place as big as Hell? Slim to none.
但还是有机会的 是吗 我必须把握机会 But there is a chance, right? I have to take it.
好吧 但你会用得上这个的 Okay, then you're gonna need this.
克洛伊德的恶灵之服 Cloyd's demon suit?
地狱充斥着各种时尚灾难 Hell is full of fashion disasters.
妈 我还以为我把你杀了 Mom, I thought I killed you.
天哪 你妈不怕烧 Wow, your mom's flame-retardant!
戴上皇冠 小碧 Put on the crown, Bean.
不 No!
我瞄准了她要移动的地方 I aimed for where she was going to be.
谢谢你一锤子把我妈撂倒 杰瑞 Thanks for hammering my mother, Jerry.
你是我真正的朋友 You're a true friend.
杰瑞是朋友 Jerry's a friend...
路西 Luci?
路西 你在哪 Luci! Where are you?