幻灭
第二季 第二集
他们都背叛了我 They all betrayed me.
达格玛 小碧 小喂 小哇 Dagmar, Bean, Vip, even Vap.
至少这条人畜无害的野狗不会 At least this harmless street mutt won't.
老子真是操了 Oh! Goddamn mother...
这就是天堂啊 Ah, this is heaven.
我为什么浪费了这么多时间活在人世 Why did I waste all that time being alive?
我是被残忍地谋杀的 但我止不住微笑 I was brutally murdered and I can't stop smiling!
艾尔弗先生的通灵信号 正在为您转接 Incoming necro-chat for Mr. Elfo. Patching you through.
艾尔弗 不论你在哪 我很抱歉 Elfo, wherever you are, I'm sorry.
我在天堂 你是谁 I'm in Heaven! Who is this?
艾... 是你吗 Uh... El... Is that you?
女士 是你呼唤的我 你好 我听不见 Lady, you're the one that called me. Hello? I can't... You're...
你是不是 Are you not...
不好意思 有人在呼叫我 但是我不能 Excuse me, somebody's calling me, but I can't...
所有吃的 要啥有啥[松饼除外]
-给我来点薯条 -是我 - I'll have some of those French fries. - It's me...
我很... I... I'm so--
我现在只听得见单个的字 你好 I'm hearing every other word. I'm... Hello?
你现在 可以吗 Can you... now?
我只听到了"现在" I only... I got just the "Now" Part.
你刚刚说什么 谢谢 What was that? Yes.
天哪 去地狱 见面 Oh, my... just meet... Hell.
我不能 对不起 我真的只听得见单个的音节 I can't... I'm sorry. I'm literally only hearing one syllable.
艾尔弗 下地狱吧 Elfo, go to Hell!
我知道这话我常说 但这次我是真心实意的 I know I say that a lot, but this time I mean it literally!
好吧 我听见了 去你的 混蛋 Wow. Okay, I heard that. Screw you, jerk-o!
我是小碧 下地狱 在底下的地方 It's Bean! Go to Hell, the place down below.
小碧 小碧 你想让我下地狱 Bean? Bean, you want me in Hell?
小碧 上帝啊 Bean! Oh, my God!
怎么了 Yes?
主 这问题可能有点奇怪 Um, sir... this might seem like a weird question,
但是 上帝 我在想 but, God, I was wondering,
我有办法可以下地狱吗 is there any way I can get to, you know, Hell?
艾尔弗 我的孩子 Elfo, my son.
离开天堂的唯一办法 The only way to get out of Heaven
只能去犯下极恶之事 would be to do something so vile,
卑鄙到能够让天使都能产生厌恶 so disgusting as to offend the angels themselves.
相信我 那些家伙可不是天使 And believe me, those guys are no angels.
但我必须去 上帝 我必须下去 But I have to, God. I have to get down to the--
艾尔弗 你仔细听好了 Elfo, now, you listen up and you listen good.
如果你离开天堂 就再也回不来了 If you leave Heaven, there is no coming back.
你会永远背负着罪恶 You will be damned for all eternity.
我们刚刚又让"永远"增加了三周 And we just made eternity three weeks longer.
就算我的灵魂腐朽一百年我也不在乎 I don't care if my soul rots for a hundred years,
只要能让我再和小碧见一面 as long as I can see Bean again for one minute.
做好厌恶我的准备 然后把我踢出天堂吧 So prepare to be offended and kick me out!
去你妈的 上帝 听见没 快送我去地狱 Screw you, God! Did you hear that? Send me to Hell, sunshine!
艾尔弗 Elfo!
在你崇高的意愿面前 Your noble intent far outweighs
这儒雅随和的咒骂根本算不上什么 your benign, choir-boy swearing.
没有人比你更配留在天堂了 You know, no one belongs in Heaven more than you.
但我刚刚出口成脏 你这个全知的混蛋 But I spoke impolitely, you all-knowing douche!
我爱你 孩子 我对你的爱超乎你的想象 I love you, my son. I love you more than you can ever know.
是吗 敬爱的上帝 Oh, yeah, dear Lord?
那你爱我的屁股吗 Well, then, do you love my ass?
明天见吧 I'll see you tomorrow.
第十二章
通向地狱的楼梯
路西 Luci?
天哪 路西 你没事吧 我以为你是永生的 Whoa, Luci, are you okay? I thought you were immortal.
这不代表我感受不到痛楚 Doesn't mean I can't feel pain.
你看完我的回忆录之后什么都没学到是吗 Did you learn nothing from reading my memoirs?
这是杰瑞的乒乓球之一 Ugh! One of Jerry's ping-pong balls.
这一英里长的楼梯可别没有扶手啊 God forbid there should be a bannister on a mile-long staircase.
没错 确实是上帝禁止的 Yeah, he did forbid it.
说是要让给我们一点教训什么的 Teaching us a lesson or some crap.
地狱前 最后的休息处
快到了 只剩下一万个阶梯了 We're close. It's only another ten thousand steps.
最好穿上你的恶灵之服 Better put on your demon suit.
我看上去怎么样 How do I look?
天哪 就像穿着蝙蝠装的花栗鼠 Whoa! Like a chipmunk in a discount bat costume?
太棒了 Cool.
其实 我刚刚是在变着法骂你 That was actually a passive-aggressive insult.
走吧 花姑娘 Let's go, glamour-puss.
我愿意付出王国里所有的黄金 Ah... I'd give all the gold in my kingdom
只要能再让我听到活物的声音 just to hear the sweet sound of another living creature.
佐格 是你吗 Zog, is that you?
墨基墨 你没听到我刚刚说的话吧 Merkimer! Uh, you didn't just hear what I said, did ya?
没听清楚 怎么了 Not clearly, no, why?
没事 墨基 真高兴见到你 老朋友 No reason. Oh, Merky, I'm so happy to see you, old friend!
我也一样 朋友 Same here, chum.
我一直在乡下 I've been in the countryside
和我认识的一头迷人小母猪谈情说爱 romancing a fetching young sow of my acquaintance.
这里发生的事还真让人不安 Whatever went on here was nearly as disturbing.
来吧 我们去城堡 Come on, let's go to the castle
梳理一下我的胡子 看有没有剩余的饼干屑 and comb my beard for leftover cookie crumbs.
艾尔弗 你在干什么 Elfo! What art thou up to?
没事 只是在描绘你的样子 Oh, nothing. Just depicting your likeness.
用画的方法 可罪恶了 In drawing form. Pretty sinful stuff.
我能看看吗 May I see?
好吧 但我得告诉你 这真的算亵渎了 M'kay, but I gotta tell you, it's really insulting, man.
"这么做 那么做 叽里呱啦" "Do this, do that, blah, blah, blah."
这是我吗 Is that supposed to be me?
谢谢你 艾尔弗 Thank you, Elfo.
感谢你让我知道别把自己太当回事 Thank you for teaching me not to take myself too seriously.
新来的 好好看着点 Hey, new guy, get a load of this!
也该有人伤伤你的自尊了 It's about time somebody took you down a notch,
因为你带来了那么多痛苦和折磨 what with all the pain and suffering you've created.
杰瑞 如果我告诉你 Jerry, what if I told you all of that
那些苦难只是为了让你更坚强 was to make you stronger?
那我会说 你是个变态 I'd say you're a sick bastard.
我喜欢 Whoa. I like it.
小碧 听我说 地狱可不是个好地方 Bean, listen to me. Hell ain't a nice place.
这里有不少坏蛋 There are some bad hombres down here.
你不能相信任何人 谁都不行 You can't trust anyone, and I mean anyone.
你确定还要向前走吗 Sure you want to keep going?
当然 是我欠艾尔弗的 我得补偿他 Yes. Yes! I owe it to Elfo. It's a price I'm willing to pay.
-你好啊 上帝大大 -又怎么了 - Hey, God-o. - Now what?
瞧瞧这头金色的小牛 雕工多好啊 Take a look at this golden calf. It's so graven.
跟你比起来 它似乎更适合被奉为上帝 And it's so much more worshippable than, say, you.
你的愚昧没能让我心里产生丝毫波动 You don't make me feel inferior by worshiping a false idol.
还有 我即万物 万物即我 And besides, I am all things, all things are me,
所以它也是我 所以随你侍奉谁吧 so I am that idol as well. So, worship away.
那如果我想要上了它呢 Okay, what if I told you I want to have sex with it?
你现在是在自找难堪 随你去吧 Now, you're just being silly, but go ahead.
既然你愿意 那就去实现你的心愿吧 To each his own. Fulfill your desire.
我等着看呢 I'm waiting.
他怂了吧 He's chicken, ain't he?
这是上帝和我之间的问题 呆瓜 别多管闲事 This is between God and me, dum-dum. Stay out of it.
呆瓜 你管杰瑞叫呆瓜 Dum-dum? You called Jerry a dum-dum?
你竟敢侮辱我的杰瑞 我拍 Don't you dare insult my Jerry! Clap!
感谢你的惩罚 Thanks for smiting me!
注意点你的姿势 Okay, watch your posture.
不对 再弓点身子 No, slouch more.
再弓点 Uh, more.
再来 Little more.
有点太佝偻了 Um, too slouchy.
算你走运 我在这里还算个人物 Lucky for you, I carry some weight around here.
人人都知道我路西 所有人 Everybody knows Luci. Everybody.
就此止步 陌生来客 Halt, strangers.
"陌生来客" 好吧 "Strangers." Okay.
这家伙总爱故意唱反调 是吧 It's always opposite day with this guy, huh?
你是哪种恶魔 What kind of demon are you?
谁 我吗 Who, me?
我就是 那种能吓得你屁滚尿流的恶魔 Oh, I'm just like, you know, your worst nightmare demon.
我很依赖别人 情绪也不稳定 I'm needy and unstable,
现在你成功地引起了我的兴趣 and now that you've expressed interest in me,
谁知道我们之间的事是好是坏呢 I want to know where this relationship is going.
问询结束 你可以通过了 Whoa. No further questions. You may pass.
你觉得自己是去哪 小家伙 Where do you think you're going, half-pint?
你的翅膀呢 And where are your wings?
我还是个实习恶魔 我还没有翅膀 I'm still just a sub-demon, ma'am. I haven't earned my wings yet.
他是跟我一起的 他是我的感情顾问恶魔 Oh, he's with me. He's my emotional support demon.
多谢 太感谢了 Thank you. Thanks so much.
那家伙太粗暴了 That guy was just rude.
所以我利用了他的厌女症 So I took advantage of his misogyny
还有对女性的刻板印象 and gender stereotypes.
你这波操作不错 小碧 I actually applaud your manipulations, Bean.
你身处地狱 身边满是危险的 邪恶的恶魔 You're in Hell, surrounded by treacherous, evil demons!
在这里我们表现得越混蛋 等级越高 We get promoted for being jerks.
有点像音乐产业的行规 It's kinda like the music industry.
我做到了 在你眼皮底下 上帝 Whoo! I made it! In your face, God!
虽然感觉有点热 救命啊 Though it's kinda hot down here. Help!
处理中心
小兔兔 Bunny!
你看见了吗 他做到了 我们汇合了 Did you see that? He did it! We're all here together!
这太 等等 他还在尖叫 This is so... Oh, wait, hang on. He's still screaming.
我觉得他现在没事了 I think he's done now.
看来还没有 Nope.
等等 Wait...
好了 Okay, yes.
佐格国王 I say, King Zog--
得了 就我们两个活人了 直接叫我国王吧 Please, we're the last two people alive. Call me King.
国王 你考虑过 King, have you ever
给你的王座加个小垫子吗 considered adding a small pillow to your throne?
真能让你小腿轻松不少 Really takes the pressure off your shanks.
墨基墨 你是我最好的朋友 Merkimer, you're my best friend
也是我唯一期待的同伴 and the only companion I'll ever want.
感谢上帝这里不是只剩我一个人 Thank God somebody else is here.
是波扎克人 It's the Bozaks!
赶紧回答我 你觉得他们还生我气吗 Quick question. Do you think they're still mad at me
就为了我把他们敬爱的上将脑袋砍了这事 for chopping off the head of their beloved admiral?
我觉得答案是肯定的 I'm gonna say yes.
那群无恶不作的混蛋 Ah, those pillaging jerks!
要不是我又老又肥 If I weren't so old and fat
外加糖尿病 贫血 关节炎 and diabetic and anemic and arthritic...
还有我膝盖的问题 让我有点活动不便 Plus that thing with my knee, where it gets kinda stuck.
你知道我是什么意思 You know what I'm talkin' about.
我会让他们知道谁是真正的老大 I'd show them who's boss.
但是现在 我们还是躲在这群孩子后面吧 But for now, let's hide under this pile of children.
我们怎样才能找到艾尔弗 How are we ever gonna find Elfo?
每一个受到诅咒的灵魂 The location of every condemned soul
都会被记录在位于地狱要塞的亡者之书内 is recorded in the Book of the Dead, in the Infernal Stronghold.
看起来我们需要左拐九次 再上一层楼 It looks like we need to make nine left turns and an up?
跟我走 小甜甜 我知道路 Follow me, hot stuff. I know the way.
从现在开始 无论发生什么 不要跟我走散 Now, whatever happens, don't get separated.
又是没有栏杆的情况 Once again, no bannisters.
好啦 我们迷路了 And, voilÃ . We are lost.
你为什么不回手 Why are you not fighting back?
你是一位传奇的战士 You're a legendary warrior,
你前面的这块挂毯画得明明白白 according to this tapestry you're cowering behind.
我年纪大了 I'm old.
生活把我逼成了一个疾病缠身的马戏猴子 Life's beaten me down like a diseased circus monkey.
我不再是那个英勇的自己了 I just don't got it in me no more.
一派胡言 Absolute tosspottery!
我认识的佐格 字典里没有放弃这两个字 The Zog I know doesn't give up
因为这样做是正确的 是正义的 just because it's the smart, correct thing to do.
别自暴自弃了 快去抓住命运的尾巴 Stop moping and grab life by the tail!
佐格 Zog!
等等 我告诉你们佐格在哪 Wait! I'll tell you where Zog is.
帮帮我们 让它停下来 Help us! Make it stoppen!
他们是我杀过的两个谋杀犯 It's those murderers I killed,
汉塞尔和格雷泰尔 Hansel and Gretel!
我是完全不知道如何是好了 Ugh, I'm so bad in these situations.
你们发生什么了 Hey, guys, what's happening?
这是为我们定制的地狱 It's our personal Hell.
我们被逼着一遍遍观看自己的可怕死状 We are made to watch our gruesome death over und over.
又来了 Ah! There it is again!
恶心 Yikes.
这暴力也太逼真了 我的眼睛受到了玷污 The violence is too graphic! It offends mein eyes!
但你们可吃过孩子 But you cooked and ate children.
是啊 但我们这么做的时候可没看着镜子 Yeah, but we didn't look in the mirror when we was doing it.
等等 你有点眼熟 Wait a minute. You look familiar.
我们是一个高中的吗 Did we go to high school together?
不 我去的是魔鬼学校 再见 No, I went to an all-demon school. Bye.
等等 至少把声音调小点 Wait! At least turn down the volume!
地狱要塞 我们成功了 The Infernal Stronghold. We made it.
这看上去像一个正常的城堡 Whoa! This is like if a normal
过着靠毒品为生的艰难日子 castle lived a really hard, drug-fueled life.
看 亡者之书 Ooh, the Book of the Dead.
每个下地狱的人的名字都记录在上面 Everyone who's ever been sent to Hell is in this book.
有好多教皇的名字 Hmm. Surprisingly large number of popes.
好了 "最近入狱人员" Oh! "Recent admissions," Okay.
我应该知道的 不过艾尔弗有姓吗 I should know this, but does Elfo have a last name?
他在支票上只签了"艾尔弗" On checks, he just writes "Elfo"
然后在末尾画个小爱心 And then puts a little heart at the end.
等等 你们不是守卫 你们是谁 Wait. You're not the night janitors. Who are you?
阿斯蒙蒂斯 黑暗之主 你好 先生 Asmodium, Lord of Darkness! Hello, sir.
这些角是新长的吗 看起来很不错 Wow, are those horns new? They look great!
好吧 Well, well, well.
路西 跟在公主后面的小跟屁虫 Luci, that level zero bone ball on princess duty.
你的上级又是哪位 And who's your superior here?
我叫胡安妮塔·迪蒙海默 I go by the name of Juanita Demonheimer.
听上去挺像真名 That sounds kind of real.
但是 两个劣等恶魔 But what business have two minor sub-demons
来地狱要塞的大厅有什么事 in the halls of the Infernal Stronghold?
那个 我们真的 Well, we... Really...
现在就回答我 Answer me! Now.
我 I...
这里只有一个劣等恶魔 而我马上要升职了 There's only one sub-demon here, and I am about to get promoted.
因为我是来献上人类灵魂的 'Cause I'm here to deliver a human soul!
骨头上还有薄荷味 Mint condition, still on the bone.
一个活生生的人 在地狱里 An actual living human? Here in Hell?
还真是史无前例 我低估你了 Well, this is unprecedented. I underestimated you.
路西 你在干什么 Luci, what are you doing?
而且 我还把一个笨蛋精灵从天堂引入地狱 Plus I got a dumb elf to come down from Heaven!
都过了四百万年了 居然还有能让我惊讶的事 Four million years on the job and I can still be surprised.
劣等恶魔路西 我把你提升到二级恶魔 Sub-demon Luci, I promote you to demon level two.
好好享受你的翅膀 Enjoy your wings!
天哪 这一切都是你的计划 是吗 Oh, my God, this was your plan all along, wasn't it?
我还以为你是我朋友 I thought you were my friend.
现在我永远被困在这了 艾尔弗也一样 Now I'm stuck here forever, and so is Elfo.
为了升职 你就把我们卖了 You sold us out for a promotion?
正是 我和你说过别信任我 Exactly! I told you not to trust me.
该死的 我都这么对你说过了 Hell, I spelled it out for you.
你还以为我是你朋友吗 Did you think I was your friend, huh?
还把我当成你毛茸茸的小伙伴呢 Your little fuzz-buddy?
我可是恶魔 该死的 这就是我们的作风 I'm a demon, damn it. It's what we do.
我不得不说 背叛你还真的挺简单的 I gotta say, you're pretty easy to betray.
很有意思 不过 把她拖走 It's been fun, but drag her away.
是 长官 Yes, sir!
你这个烂透的阴险恶魔 You're horrible! You're a monster! You're evil!
谢谢你 再见了 Thank you! Bye, now.
再见了 再见了 Buh-bye. Buh-bye.
走好 不送 So long. Toodles.
救命啊 Help!
放我出去 Let me out!
把你抬出浴缸吗 Of the bathtub?
是的 我不喜欢沐浴 Yeah, I don't like baths.
那你真不走运 在面临永恒的磨难前 Well, tough luck. You get one bath
你可以先洗个澡 before eternal damnation,
过五千年可以再洗一次 现在赶紧出来 and one more in 5,000 years. Now, move it!
在为你定制的地狱里 In your personal Hell,
你将会一遍遍经历 you will experience the worst
生命中最惨痛的时刻 moment of your existence over and over again
直到你求饶 until you beg for it to stop.
然后会停下吗 And then it'll stop?
不 是我没说好 会一直继续下去 No, I worded that badly. It just keeps going.
傻了吧你们 The joke's on you guys,
我没有任何惨痛的时刻 'cause I never had any really bad moments.
其实 我大概会在 In fact, I'm probably gonna
下一次沐浴之前 一直享受下去 enjoy this right up until the next bath!
闭嘴 节目开始了 Clam up, the show is starting.
我不记得这个了 Huh. I don't remember this.
因为你死了 That's because you were dead.
不幸的是 你的好朋友蒂尔碧妮公主 But fortunately, your dear friend Princess Tiabeanie
拥有一个护身符 它拥有将你复活的力量 had an amulet with the power to bring you back.
小碧 Bean!
这只是影像 别对着影像说话 It's just a vision. Don't talk to the vision.
享受节目吧 Enjoy the show.
好好烤 吃生猪肉可不安全 Cook well. Not safe eat undercook pig meat.
太不幸了 This is unfortunate.
不 好痛 Oh! Oh, no. Ow!
好吧 我能行的 Okay, I can do this.
我可以 我骗谁呢 I can... Who am I kidding?
我的身材走得不成样了 还饿得很 I'm out of shape, I'm starving,
我吃了一周的鸟幼崽 I've eaten nothin' but baby birds for a week.
饼干屑味道不错 但是不填肚子 The crunch is nice, sure, but it don't fill you up.
我没力气了 I don't got the strength.
真要这样吗 Oh, really?
培根 Bacon?
尝尝我的铁斧 Bite my shiny metal axe!
-什么 怎么回事 -为你定制的地狱 - What? What's happening? - Your own special Hell.
爆米花放在你正好拿不到的地方 享受节目吧 The popcorn is just out of reach. Enjoy the show.
艾尔弗 艾尔弗 Elfo? Elfo!
艾尔弗 Elfo?
小碧 我很在乎你 I cared about you so much, Bean,
结果你就把我留在地上等死吗 and you left me dead on the floor?
我 我很抱歉 但是我来下面救你了 I... I'm sorry, but I came down here to rescue you.
你知道你本来可以什么时候救我吗 Yeah, you know when you could have rescued me?
我刚死的时候 Right after I died.
艾尔弗 那是我妈妈 Elfo, it was my mom!
我是说 你能理解的 不是吗 I mean, you can understand that, can't you?
是你让我从天堂离开 You made me leave Heaven
其实你根本都没那么在乎我 when you don't even care about me that much.
你还在这干嘛 Why are you here?
艾尔弗 你还不懂吗 Don't you get it, Elfo?
选择她而不是你 是我犯过最糟的错误 Picking her over you was the worst mistake I've ever made.
这也是我的地狱 This is my Hell, too.
太好了 现在我们都被困在这里了 Well, great, so now we're stuck here together.
很明显本不该如此的 Well, that wasn't the plan, obviously.
路西把我们俩都骗进来了 Luci tricked us both into coming here
这样他就能得到小翅膀什么的了 so he could get his little baby wings or whatever!
-那个笨蛋 -没错 那个蠢货 - That jerk! - Yeah, that schmuck!
-又笨又蠢 -大蠢货 - Jerk schmuck! - Schmuck face!
大蠢货 Face schmuck!
叫我混蛋也可以 I also would have accepted "A-hole."
被捆住的可怜人们 如果你们骂够了 Hey, gaspers. If you're done insulting me,
我来救你们了 I'm here to rescue you.
救我们 是你害我们到这儿来的 Rescue us? You're the one who put us here.
我别无选择 I had no choice.
一个像我这样弱小卑微的小恶魔 A puny, low-level sub-demon
是不可能把你们从地狱弄出去的 like me could never bust you guys out of Hell.
我得拿到翅膀 才能带你们飞出去 I needed to earn my wings so I could fly you out.
唯一的方法就是让你们受苦 And the only way was to make you suffer horribly.
那为什么不告诉我们你的计划 Then why didn't you just tell me the plan?
若是知情 你们就不觉得受苦了 Because then you wouldn't have suffered! Duh!
太过分了 That's horrible.
你们都很过分 You're both horrible.
我再也不相信你们任何人了 I am never trusting either of you again.
-把灵魂放到瓶子里去 -没问题 - Get your soul in the bottle. - Okeydoke.
你这个混蛋 You a-hole.
怎样 你要带我们从这里飞出去吗 So, what, you're gonna fly us out of here?
没错 可能算不上九级大恶魔之翼 Damn right. These may not be grade nine uber-demon wings,
我之前也从来没飞过 and I've never really flown before,
我也不知道能不能奏效 抓紧我的尾巴 and I don't know if any of this will work, but grab my tail.
-你长胖了吗 -数字不重要 - Did you gain weight? - Numbers don't matter.
我们要怎么找到艾尔弗的肉身 How are we going to find Elfo's body?
灵魂就像磁铁一样 Okay, souls are like magnets.
艾尔弗的灵魂会把我们带到地球上 Elfo's soul will take us up to Earth
带我们找到他的尸体 and lead us directly to his corpse.
恶心 能别说是尸体吗 Yuck. Can we not call it a corpse?
好吧 记住 灵魂在地球上无法生存 Sure. Just remember, souls can't survive on Earth.
所以我们只有大概三十秒 So we'll only have, like, 30 seconds
把艾尔弗的灵魂塞进他脓液包裹的遗体里 to jam Elfo back into his pus-encrusted cadaver.
你还是就说"尸体"吧 Actually, I'm good with "Corpse."
你们太重了 我真得把你们俩都带着吗 Damn, you guys are heavy. Do we really need both of you?
-必须的 -我讨厌民主 - Yes! - I hate democracy.
等我们飞过这条熔浆河 我们就自由了 Anyway, once we cross this lava river, we are home free.
我觉得我们能做到的 I think we're gonna make it!
我不觉得 I don't.
你以为能逃得了吗 路西 就凭你二级恶魔 Thought you could escape, Luci? A mere demon level two?
我很失望 你本来可以升到大恶魔的 I'm so disappointed. You could've made uber-demon one day!
要不就今天吧 How 'bout today?
艾尔弗 Elfo!
永别了 See ya never!
这可够凶残的 What an appalling thing to do!
我在此提拔你为大恶魔 第四级 I hereby promote you to uber-demon, level four.
谢谢了 蠢货 Thanks, dumbass!
你要是现在走了就失去力量了 Leave now and you'll lose your powers,
失去不死之身 失去停车位 失去一切 your immortality, your parking space. Everything!
我愿意付出这个代价 That's a price I'm willing to pay!
天哪 Oh, God!
我的灵魂也要死了 我要下超级地狱了 My soul's gonna die! I'm gonna go to Super Hell!
接住你们了 And gotcha!
你又愚弄了他一次吗 You schmuck. Again?
糟糕 我的翅膀 Oh, no. My wings.
艾尔弗 艾尔弗 Elfo! Elfo!
再见 小碧 Goodbye, Bean.
既然我变成鬼了 我就可以帮你做陶器了 Now that I'm a ghost, I'll help you make pottery.
不会的 我已经让你死过一次了 No way! I already let you die once.
憋气 憋气 Hold your breath! Hold your breath!
憋住了吗 别回答了 闭嘴 Are you holding it? Don't answer that. Shut up!
艾尔弗 艾尔弗 Elfo? Elfo?
不管用 It didn't work.
小碧 Bean?
艾尔弗 Elfo!
我就说我靠得住 I knew you could count on me.
怎么他能复活 我不能 Hey! How come he gets to come back to life and I don't?
因为我有神秘的工作方式 Because I work in mysterious ways.
你才没有 你压根不工作 No, you don't. You don't even work!
我当然工作 我创造东西 I work. I make stuff.
是吗 你上次创造的是什么 Yeah? What's the last thing you made?
蚊子 I made mosquitoes.
蚊子 还有疟疾 癌症也是你创造的吧 Mosquitoes. Yeah, and malaria! Did you create cancer?
是的 Well, yes.
天哪 你应该感到无地自容 Oh, man. You ought to be ashamed!
癌症是烟草应运而生的 人们喜欢烟草 It came with tobacco. People like that!
-你多少岁了 -这个问题很不礼貌 - How old are you? - That is a very rude question.
你不应该问神灵他或她多少岁了 You don't ask a celestial being how old he or she is.
在创造"他"和"她"之前 我先创造了"他们" I invented "They" Before I invented "He" And "She."
他们没记载这个 不是吗 They don't write that part down, do they?