幻灭
第二季 第四集
谢谢 邦蒂 Thanks, Bunty.
我的手有那么胖吗 Are my hands that chubby?
妈妈 真的是你吗 Mom? Is that really you?
我永远在你身边 小碧 I'm always here for you, Bean.
那你为什么要飘走 Then why are you floating away?
去找你小时候我给你的音乐盒 Just go to the music box I gave you as a baby.
-什么音乐盒 -壁炉架上那个 - What music box? - The one on the mantel.
-什么壁炉架 -你小时候我给你的壁炉架 - What mantel? - The mantel I gave you as a baby.
你给我壁炉架干什么 Why did you give me a mantel?
我说了我必须走了 Look, I said I had to go.
我应该多来我房间这一块转转 I should visit this part of my room more often.
那是妈妈和我吗 Is that Mom and me?
你觉得妈妈为什么背叛我们 Why do you think Mom betrayed us?
瞧瞧她 她看着这么开心 Look at her. She looks so happy.
我想告诉你怎么明白女人 I'd like to tell you something about understanding women.
怎么 Yes?
我说了我想 不代表我能 I said I'd like to. Doesn't mean I can.
你妈妈真的欺骗了我们 Your mother really screwed us over.
婚姻就是个谎言 Marriage is a sham.
每个人都说从此以后幸福快乐 Everybody talks about happily ever after.
你试着读过之后是什么样吗 You ever try to read about the after?
不能 因为书就写到那里 You can't. The book just stops.
爸爸 我肯定你会遇到另一个爱人 Dad, I'm sure you'll meet somebody else.
你真这么想吗 You really think so?
奥德瓦 把我的小黑皮书拿来 Odval! Bring me my little black book.
给您 陛下 Here you are, sire.
那么伤心之后再次打开您真勇敢 It's brave of you to open up again after so much heartbreak.
好吧 您把它烧了 There you go. You're burning it.
我不再找女人了 I'm done with women.
我就学着在孤独中寻找快乐 I'm just gonna learn to be happy in my loneliness.
爸爸 听从你的心声 会没事的 Dad, just listen to your heart. It'll be okay.
谢谢 碧妮 你是个好孩子 Thanks, Beanie. You're a good kid.
第十四章
孤独的灵魂是猎人
这最好是好事 奥德瓦 This better be good, Odval.
我正要达成我的高质忧郁 I was getting some good quality moping done.
陛下 恕我直言 Sire, if I may speak candidly,
国王的心情就是王国的心情 the mood of the king is the mood of the kingdom.
你想告诉我什么 So, what are you telling me?
整个王国都想揍你脸吗 The whole kingdom wants to punch you in the face?
那并不是心情 拳头过来了 Well, that's not really a mood. Here comes the fist.
挥得好 陛下 我的意思是 Well swung, sire. My point is,
您开心 王国就开心 when you're happy, the kingdom is happy--
好拳 不过 陛下 Good one. Nevertheless, sire,
我认为您肯定会享受其中的 I think you're really going to enjoy this.
做好准备 准备好了吗 Okay, get ready. Are you ready?
做好准备 来了 Okay, get ready. Here we go.
好多牙 So many teeth.
你说我们要去吃自助餐 You said we were going to a buffet.
某种程度上算是 It is, of sorts.
本大洲最成熟最精致的女人 The most sophisticated and refined women on the continent.
都等着见您 All waiting to meet you.
我要出去了 我想自己待着 I'm going out. I wanna be by myself.
好吧 我去穿短裤 All right, I'll get my shorts.
不 我说真的 我一个人待着 No, really. By myself.
你们精灵必须穿过这条肮脏的小巷回家吗 You elves have to walk through this filthy alley to get home?
不不不 这就是我们家 No, no, no, no, no. This is home.
我有次在这里晕倒 老鼠啃掉了我的雀斑 I passed out here once and rats ate my freckles.
欢迎来到精灵小巷 Welcome to Elf Alley.
来吧 不过要当心怪胎 Come on! But watch out for Weirdo.
鞋匠[冷饮] 让你的鞋填满樱桃冷饮 Cobbler! Get your shoes filled with cherry cobbler!
猜身高者 猜你的身高 Height guesser! Guess your height!
三尺 三尺 三尺 Three feet. Three feet. Three feet.
带走一个宝宝 留下一个宝宝 Take a baby, leave a baby!
先生 过来 Mister, come here.
-想玩抽杰克[纸牌]吗 -好啊 - Wanna play Slapjack? - Sure.
抽你 杰克 Here's your slap, Jack!
-想玩慢动作[莫]吗 -好 - Wanna play Slow-Mo? - Okay.
太慢了 莫 Too slow, Mo.
-想玩南方之歌吗 -我不知道 - Wanna play Zip-a-dee-doo-dah? - I don't know.
来嘛 解析一下 名字里没有抽字 Come on, parse it out. There's no slapping in the name.
就是一个正当游戏 朋友 南方之歌 It's a legitimate game, my friend. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah!
-你想玩吗 -既然你这么说 好吧 - Come on, you wanna play? - Okay, if you say so.
南方 之歌 抽他 Zip-a-dee! Doo-dah! Slap him!
艾尔弗 你可以晚点再和朋友玩 快跟上 Elfo, you can play with your friends later. Come on.
-你好 艾尔弗 -什么... - Hi, Elfo! - What the...
小亲亲 你好吗 Hey, Kissy. What's up?
你的新男友"瞎"怎么样了 How's your new boyfriend, Shrimpo?
他只是我在你之后的调剂 He was just my rebound after you.
就像你是我在跳仔之后的调剂 Like you were my rebound after Bounce-o.
艾尔弗 佩服佩服 Elfo, I'm impressed.
你真是个谜一样的小男人 You're a little man of mystery.
你根本想象不到 You have no idea.
我控制不住 就喜欢坏男人 I can't help it. I like bad boys.
-你好 我是路西 -他偷用我的金句 - Hi, I'm Luci. - He stole my best line.
需要人带你游玩这个城镇吗 小亲亲 Need someone to show you the town, Kissy?
看一些超酷的地方 Check out some cool spots?
好的 路西 真好 Sure, Luci. That'd be nice.
一点也不会好 Oh, there's not going to be anything nice about it.
你够坏的 八点来接我 Ooh, you're bad. Pick me up at 8:00.
那我十点到 I'll be there at 10:00.
那恕我不能作陪 那会儿我该睡了 Well, now I can't chaperone, 'cause it's past my bedtime.
正在进入被施法的森林 小心拿大锤的小松鼠
猎人要来了 Here comes the hunter.
勇敢 致命 无声如风 Brave. Deadly. Silent like the wind.
哦不 别 Oh, no, don't...
别拿 你个婊子养 Don't take the... Oh, you son of a...
这甲胄怎么这么紧 Why's this armor so tight?
哦对 我胖了 Oh, yeah, I got fatter.
我的脚 操 My foot! You...
那是女人还是熊 Huh? Is that a woman or a bear?
既是女人又是熊 It's a woman and a bear.
拜托 Come on!
什么 Ah, what?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我五脏刺痛 像肉毒中毒的青少年 I feel all tingly inside, like a teenager with botulism.
你真美 You're beautiful.
你从我嘴里把我的话 还有我的牙 You took the words, and this tooth...
都抢走了 right out of my mouth.
听着 两种都没关系 Look, neither way's the deal-breaker,
但你到底是熊还是女人 but are you a bear or a woman?
我是森林赛尔克妖精 I'm a forest selkie.
苏格兰传说海豹妖精 在水里穿海豹皮 到陆上会变成美人
我穿上皮毛是熊 脱掉时我叫厄休拉 When I wear my fur, I'm a bear, and when I don't, I'm Ursula.
赛尔克妖精 有趣 A selkie, huh? That's interesting,
因为戴上王冠时我是国王 'cause when I wear my crown I'm a king,
不戴时 我还是国王 and when I don't, I'm still a king.
我没在炫耀 I'm not showing off,
我就是想说我是国王 I'm just working into the conversation that I'm a king.
什么是国王 Oh. What's a king?
是个很重要的人 Oh. Well, it's an important man.
最重要的人 当权者 The most important man. He's the top dog.
你是犬吗 你的毛呢 So you're a dog? Where's your fur?
我不是犬 我住在城堡里 I'm not a dog. I live in a castle.
什么是城堡 What's a castle?
一个大狗窝 你想来看看吗 It's a big dog house. Would you like to come see it?
好啊 我拿点东西 Sure. Let me get my things.
走吧 Ready!
正在进入被施法的森林 猫头鹰周五午夜狂欢
欢迎来到梦想之地 始于菜肉汤 终于牛奶麦粥
那就是你的大狗窝吗 So, that's your big dog house up there, huh?
这些是我前妻奥娜的裙子 These are my ex-wife Oona's dresses.
我喜欢这条 这条和这条 I like that one, that one and that one.
你穿上会很美的 You'll look great in them.
把它们几件缝一起 确保针脚垂直 Stitch 'em together and make sure any stripes are vertical.
这是这里最好的套房 你住这 That's our finest guest suite, where you'll sleep.
这是我放爆米花和吃爆米花的地方 That's the room where I store and eat puffed rice.
这是正殿 And this here is the throne room.
如果你往那看 If you look right there,
地板上有个活板门直通大海 there's a trapdoor in the floor that drops to the ocean.
令人惊讶的是有那么多人站在上面 It's amazing how many people stand on it.
你看它 多显眼 I mean, look at it. It's quite noticeable.
戴帽子的那个 站过来 Hey, guy with the hat, stand over here.
看到了吗 See? I told you.
我用这法子杀过很多人 I killed a lot of people that way. Whoa!
这些是哪儿来的 Um, where did those come from?
他们反正也都是混蛋 Eh, those guys were jerks, anyway.
我有次狠狠教训了卡尔 I once slapped Carl around
因为他告诉别人我俩在一块冬眠 for telling everyone we hibernated together
事实上我们当然没有 when we most certainly did not.
谁现在睡着呢 卡尔 Who's sleeping now, Carl?
谁会想到地毯也有这样的背景故事 Who knew a carpet could have such a backstory?
抱歉 我没想 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
不必道歉 这是我遇到过的 Don't apologize. That's the hottest thing
最令人性起的事了 that's ever happened to me.
陛下 冒着触怒你的危险 Sire, at the risk of incurring your wrath,
我想说恐怕这个"女人"达不到王室的要求 I am afraid this "woman" is not up to royal standards.
我懂你的意思 所以我不会杀了你 Eh, I know what you mean, so I won't murder you.
她不一样 她简单 She is different. She's simple,
她直接 还不怕蜜蜂 she's direct, she's unafraid of bees.
和白蚁 很显然 And termites, apparently.
我从没有过这种感觉 我很喜欢 I've never felt this way before, but I like it.
我不知道这一切会如何进展 I mean, I don't know where this is going to go.
会住进洞穴 树 或是荆棘灌木丛 A cave, a tree, a thicket of brambles?
我的钱还藏在灌木丛里 但我想找到答案 My money's on brambles, but I want to find out.
你一定找不到我 Bet you can't find me!
找到你了 Found you!
是寻着爱的味道吗 Was it the scent of love?
其实是雪茄和腌黄瓜味 Actually, it was the smell of cigars and pickles.
我闻起来是那味吗 Oh, is that what I smell like?
是啊 永远不要停止散发味道 Yeah. Don't ever stop stinking.
我保证 You have my word.
谁一直转那个该死的音乐盒的发条 Who keeps winding that goddamn music box?
小碧 Bean.
你一定要帮我 你是我唯一的希望 You must help me. You're my only hope.
我不能帮你 我都不知道能不能相信你 I can't help you. I don't even know if I can trust you!
你不需要相信我 小碧 相信你自己 You don't have to trust me, Bean. I need you to trust yourself.
这话什么意思 What does that mean?
魔力比你想象的要更近 The magic is a lot closer than you think.
我懂了 魔力就在我体内 Oh, I get it. The magic is inside me.
不不 太含糊了 是妈妈说的太含糊了 No, no, too vague, much too vague. Mummy's fault.
我的意思是要你多留意身边的事物 I meant you'll have to look around a bit.
妈妈 你究竟是什么意思 Mom, what do you mean?
太奇怪了 我刚刚梦见了妈妈 That's so weird. I was just dreaming of Mom!
爸爸 我想我们可能 You know, Dad, maybe
都需要些时日才能忘记妈妈 it'll take us both a little time to move on.
时日 厄休拉火热喘息烧掉我后脖子头发时 Time? I moved on the second Ursula's hot, steaming breath
我就已经把你妈妈抛到脑后了 burnt the hair off the back of my neck.
我也想像你一样忘记过往 Wow. I wish I could move on like you.
一个马鲁的符号 在这里 A Maruvian symbol? Here?
这里隐藏着某些东西 "Something is hidden!"
随便吧 我今晚还有约 我得开始准备了 Whatever. I got a date tonight. Oh, I better start getting ready.
雪茄 Cigar.
腌黄瓜 Pickle.
雪茄 Cigar.
腌黄瓜 Pickle.
老天 我们究竟是不是同一个物种 God, are we even the same species?
热烈欢迎厄休拉
说来好笑 他们以为瘟疫是靠老鼠传播的 It's funny. They thought the plague was being spread by rats,
但其实是我到处咬人导致的 but it was just me running around biting people.
-真的吗 -我就是喜欢伤害别人 - Really? - It's all about hurting others, you know?
小亲亲 我在儿童餐桌 Kissy, I saved you a seat
帮你占了个我旁边的座位 next to me at the kids' table.
真可爱 看看你俩在一起荡秋千呢 Oh, cute. Look at you two just swinging there.
你们以为你俩卑鄙的炖锅幽会能让我嫉妒吗 Hmm. Think your sordid saucepan affair will make me jealous?
是想让我相信你们相爱了吗 You trying to make me think you're in love?
我不相信爱情 I don't believe in love.
走吧 路西 咱们离开这 Come on, Luci. Let's get out of here.
你再多给我讲讲分时度假的主意 You can tell me more about your timeshare idea.
没问题 但首先我要问你 Sure, but first, let me ask you a question.
你上一次休假花了多少钱 How much did you spend on your last vacation?
顺便说一句 坐在锅里可不卫生 By the way, sitting in a pot is unsanitary.
有人能把那口锅好好擦洗一下吗 Can someone please give that a good scrub?
算了 我自己来吧 Ugh. I'll do it.
就是这个感觉 Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
厄休拉 你知道我可以 Hey, Ursula, you know I can command
让仆人来帮你挠背吧 a servant to scratch your back.
不用 谢谢 这样更爽 来试试 No, thanks. This is better. Try it.
这样确实很爽 Wow! That feels really good.
我得给我的卧室里弄一根这样的柱子 I'm going to get one of these poles put in my bedroom.
你有心事 对不对 There's something on your mind, isn't there?
其实没什么 只是 我也不知道 It's really nothing. It's just... I don't know.
你知道有时候你不得不对世界上你最爱的人 You know how sometimes you do the worst thing in the world
做出世界上最恶劣的事情 to the person you love most in the world
因为你别无选择 because you had no choice,
但她却是那个让你别无选择的人 but she was the one who left you no choice?
然后当你觉得一切都结束了该向前看的时候 And then you think it's all over and you try to move on,
她却突然出现在你的梦中 这感觉就像 but then she shows up in your dreams and it's like... Ah!
不好意思 我是新来的 你是一只巨型松鼠吗 I'm sorry, I'm kinda new around here. Are you a giant squirrel?
厄休拉 想跳舞吗 Hey, Ursula, you wanna dance?
还以为你不会问呢 I thought you'd never ask.
把我的球拿来 Fetch my ball!
快看她 快看那 Yeah, look at her, huh! Look at that!
快 谁扔条鱼给她 Quick, somebody toss her a fish.
我非她不娶了 I think this could be the real thing.
介意我抢走你的舞伴吗 Do you mind if I cut in?
好吧好吧 你们跳吧 Ugh. Yeah, sure, go ahead.
不不 我是在问小亲亲 No, no, I was talking to Kissy.
我在那边等着 I'll be over there.
如果你俩要争夺我的话 最好搞点大场面 If you two are gonna fight over me, make it entertaining.
听着 我警告你 小亲亲根本不喜欢你 Look, I'm warning you. Kissy doesn't like you.
她只是想让我嫉妒罢了 She's only trying to make me jealous.
这可不好说 兄弟 I don't know, man.
她一直在饶有兴致的问东问西 She's been asking me questions, acting interested.
每次我想那样的时候就会做的事情 你懂的 All the things I do when I'm trying to... wink-wink.
-你懂我意思吧 -我完全不懂你什么意思 - You know what I mean? - I have no idea what you mean.
听着 我觉得我比你更了解她 Look, I think I know her a little better than you do.
听着 我喜欢她 她喜欢我 Listen, I like her, she likes me.
别废话了 托举吗 Get over it. Lift?
来吧 Ready.
到底是什么意思 What does this mean?
为什么这么爽 Why does it feel so good?
好像有点没必要了 但确实很好玩 That seemed unnecessary, but it was fun.
一股鲑鱼味 Hmm, salmon-y.
答应我我们做完后 Promise me when we're done
你不会像卡尔一样翻过身去冬眠三个月 you won't roll over and hibernate for three months like Carl.
以前的王后至少做爱时没这么吵 At least the reptile sex was quiet.
再来一发吧 这回我来当熊 Let's do it again, but this time I'll be the bear.
不是这么简单的 宝贝 It doesn't work that way, honey.
并不是穿上熊皮我会变成熊 I don't turn into a bear when I put that on.
而是脱下熊皮我会变成人 I turn into a human when I take it off.
小心点 我可不想被困在人形态 Oh, careful. I don't want to get stuck as a human.
你肯定也不想 And you don't want me to, either.
没错 Yeah.
本来这床就有股除不掉的怪味 We were never gonna get the smell out of there anyway.
梦想之地 我的大好河山 Lookin' good, Dreamland.
天哪 您的脸怎么了 Blimey! What's happened to your face?
什么 没事 你只是没见我笑过 What? Nothing. You've just never seen me smile before.
我很开心 I'm happy here.
瞧我 我是世界上最幸福的国王 Eh, look at me! I'm the happiest king alive!
不许直视我 Don't directly look at me!
我脸上的笑容就是她给的 There's the one who put this smile on my face.
向你的子民挥手 宝贝 Wave to the people, baby.
大家好 Hey! Hi, everyone.
我从未觉得这么棒过 这感觉我想永远拥有 I never felt so good. I wanna feel this way forever.
我们是天作之合 你觉得呢 We make a good team, don't you think?
我们当然是 但最终 We sure do, but, you know, eventually
我得回森林去 I'll have to go back to the woods.
当然 我知道 Oh, okay, sure. I knew that.
你最好了 我就知道你会理解 You're the best. I figured you'd understand.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
-我绝不会说 -好吧 我还有点忙所以 - I'll never tell. - Okay. Well, I'm kinda busy, so--
她是只熊 厄休拉是熊 She's a bear! Ursula's a bear.
爸爸 她是体格大 但 Dad, she's a big lady, but--
不不不 她是真的熊 No, no, no, she's an actual bear.
她把皮脱掉就会变成女人 She turns into a lady when she takes the skin off.
女巫 蜥蜴 现在是熊 Wow. A witch, a lizard, and now a bear.
你想造个佐格方舟吗 God, are you building an ark?
我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
你爸一碰到女人和鞋就彻底糊涂了 Your dad is all over the map when it comes to women and shoes.
我多喜欢鞋啊 Oh, how I love shoes.
但她 碧妮 她是对的人 But this one, Beanie, this one is the real deal.
爸爸 箱子里是什么 Dad, what's in the chest?
她要离开我 She's gonna leave me.
但没这皮 她变不回熊 But without her skin, she can't turn back into a bear.
你偷了她的皮 你不能这么做 You stole her skin? You can't do that!
对大部分女人来说 是不能 Not with most women, you can't,
但厄休拉 你还真能 but with Ursula, you actually can!
但这是大错特错了 But that's so wrong.
是你让我遵从内心的 小碧 You told me to listen to my heart, Bean,
你知道我是听你话的 所以我听了 and I listened to you, so I'm listening to it.
现在我全听进去了 And now I'm all listened out.
天降权杖酒吧
兄弟 看看我送小亲亲的东西 Hey, man. Check out what I got for Kissy.
巧克力 送给一个整天做巧克力的精灵 Oh. Chocolates, for an elf who makes chocolates all day.
挺好的 Yeah, sure, good move.
等等 这些是什么 Wait, what are those?
情侣星型夺命飞镖 His-and-hers deadly throwing stars.
事情认真起来了 Things are getting pretty serious.
认真 不可能 她都不喜欢你 Serious? They can't be serious. She doesn't even like you.
老天 跟你说最后一次 Oh, my God, for the last time,
她不是在让你吃醋 she's not trying to make you jealous.
这是真的 我俩相爱了 This is real. We're in love.
你说过你不相信爱的 A-ha! You said you don't believe in love!
你要么在撒谎要么陷入爱情了 So you're either lying or really in love.
-你最好是在撒谎 -你们好 - And you'd better be lying! - Hi, boys.
快滚 艾尔弗 小亲亲和我要单独待着 Scram, Elfo. Kissy and I want to be alone.
其实这话我要说给你俩听 Actually, I should talk to both of you.
路西 我真的对你感兴趣过 Look, Luci, I was really interested in you,
但那只是基于我想知道 but it was only because I needed
坏男孩到底是怎么形成的 to find out what makes a bad boy tick...
你找到了 Yeah, you did.
以及我为什么会被这种不良关系所吸引 ...and why I gravitate toward these toxic relationships.
我问我自己 "卡桑德拉 你的自己在哪 I asked myself, "Kissandra, where are you in all this?
你真正想要的是什么" What do you really want?"
结果证明我爱上了另一个人 我自己 Turns out I'm in love with a new kind of person. Myself.
但感谢我们在一起的时光 路西 艾尔弗 But thank you for our time together, Luci... and Elfo.
史姆修 莱默 佩蒂 And Smoocho, Rhymo, Petey,
谢默斯 克里夫 克里夫的兄弟 Seamus, Cliff, Cliff's brother...
是"汤姆"吗 花园男孩们 I wanna say "Tom"? The garden boys...
兄弟 她没选你 Oh, man. She did not pick you.
我懂了 她从没喜欢过我 All right, dude, I get it. She never liked me.
路西 这世界洒满碎了的心 Oh, Luci, this world is full of heartbreak,
拒绝 抑郁和绝望 rejection, depression and despair.
没人能得到他们想要的 Nobody gets what they want.
我不想要这个拥抱 I don't want this hug.
我不在乎你想不想要 I don't care what you want.
你这个混蛋的甜心 You sweet bastard.
她能走也不会走的 If she could leave, she wouldn't leave,
所以她能不能走都没关系 so it doesn't matter that she can't leave.
就是这样 Yes!
厄休拉 你对我太重要了 Ursula, you mean so much to me,
我想让你成为世界上最幸福的女人 and I want to make you the happiest woman in the whole world.
给你带了个东西 I got something for you.
佐格 Oh, Zog...
生活中最悲伤的事情莫过于 The saddest thing in life is having to say goodbye
与你想共度一生的人分离 to the person you want to spend that life with.
我了解你的一切 I know everything about you.
你的秘密 欲望 爱好 Your secrets, your desires, your loves.
这就是我们分离的原因 So, that's why we're gonna have to say...
从此她过上了幸福的生活 这就是结局 And she lived happily ever after. So that's how it ends.
谁吹灭的 你吓不到我 Hey, who blew that out? You don't scare me.
这歌真是太老了 That song's getting really old.