幻灭
第二季 第八集
如果你没什么要说的 Well, if you've got nothing to say...
天哪 几点了 Oh, God! Oh, God, what time is it?
凌晨三点 绝望了 3:00 a.M. This is hopeless.
真好 你还醒着 Good, you're still up.
我总在醒着 连续几周睡不着了 I'm always up. I haven't been able to sleep for weeks.
据说火鸡催眠 我吃俩了屁用没有 They say turkey helps, but I took two and nothing.
你为什么醒着 Why are you awake?
不停在做妈妈 你 我的噩梦 More nightmares about Mom and you and me.
我特想说话 但一句也说不出来 I kept trying to talk, but I couldn't get any words out.
是嘴被缝上了吗 Uh-huh. Was your mouth sewn shut,
还是压根没嘴 or you didn't even have one?
压根就没 你怎么知道这么多 I didn't even have one! How do you know so much?
这里叫梦想之地是有原因的 There's a reason this place is called Dreamland.
城堡的某种东西让梦变的很强大 Something about this castle makes dreams more powerful.
你无法逃脱梦 You can't escape your dreams,
但你可以逃脱噩梦 but you can stop a nightmare
如果你解决了本源问题 if you work through the issues causing it.
真希望你醒着的时候能一直这么明智 Wow. I wish you were this wise all the time when you were awake.
我出去呼吸一下新鲜空气 我睡不着 I'm just going out for some fresh air. I couldn't sleep.
在那怪梦里我的嘴被 See, I've been having these weird dreams where my mouth--
好吧 Cool.
路西的地狱酒馆
打烊 回家吧 窝囊废
竟然关了 我还要一醉解千愁呢 Closed? But I have feelings to suppress.
诗歌仓库
梦想之地大麻诊疗所
格特鲁德啤酒杯
不安酒吧
梦想之地的政治局势 Okay, okay, the political situation in Dreamland
我真看不懂了 has really gotten me confused.
先是每个国民都变成了石头[精神恍惚] First, everyone in the kingdom got turned to stone.
然后石化状态又被化解了 Then we all got de-stoned.
从那以后 我就一直想重回石化状态 Ever since then, I've been trying to get stoned again.
真烫 This is hot!
本来就是烫的 It's supposed to be hot.
烫的苦啤酒吗 Hot, bitter beer?
这叫咖啡 新饮料 It's coffee. It's a new drink,
有点像茶 但味道更重更难喝 kind of like tea, but stronger and worse.
咖啡豆
这能让我忘记烦恼吗 Will it make me forget my troubles?
不能 但它能抑制你的发育 No, but it'll stunt your growth.
我都二十三了还能点儿童套餐 I'm 23, but I still get to order off the kids' menu.
来跟米莉说说你的烦恼吧 Now tell Miri all about your problems.
你真的眼熟 米莉 You look really familiar, Miri.
我还有份工作是服务那些 I have another job working for people
因为只顾自己想法而从不会注意到我的人 who never notice me 'cause they're so self-absorbed.
话题中心是你吗 We were talking about you?
不安酒吧
但这就是个骗局 But it was all a trick!
我妈嫁给我爸就为了生我 My mom had only married my dad to have me.
她背叛了我俩 She betrayed both of us,
我难受 因为她是我妈 你懂吗 and I still feel so bad because she's my mom, you know?
说起我爸 他都不愿意 And my dad, I mean, he can barely...
懂了吗 这就是一般人只喝一到两杯的原因 You see, this is why most people only have one or two.
承认我妈存在过 ...admit she existed.
而我 只能不停做着这些噩梦 But me,I mean, I just keep having these nightmares--
因为你在压抑感情 懂吗 Because you're bottling up your feelings, dig?
我还能做什么 What else can I do?
表达 你喜欢做什么 Express them. What do you do for fun?
-我 -除了喝酒 - I-- - Besides get drunk.
那个 不算 我喝多了才会做 I... No, I did that because I was drunk.
还有那个 也不是 我为了喝多才会去做 Oh! I... No, I did that to get drunk.
我愿意接受你的建议 I am open to your suggestions.
有艺术 音乐 Well, there's art, music,
穿自制的奇怪衣服 wearing weird clothes you make yourself.
-顺便介绍一下 这是朱迪 -嘿 -This is Judy, by the way. -'Sup?
基本上能帮你表达情绪并得到治愈的任何方式 Basically, anything that lets you work through feelings and heal.
创造 You know, creativity.
创造吗 Creativity?
看你周围 Look around you.
这些人都在表达自我 All of these people are expressing themselves.
都很好 但我没任何才能 所以 This is all really impressive, but I don't have any talent, so...
-你有手吗 -有啊 - Do you have hands? - Yeah.
-能握笔吗 -能 - Can you hold a pen? - Yeah.
那你就是作家了 Then you're a writer.
而且我在喝酒方面已经先人一步了[作家易酗酒] And I already got a head start with the drinking.
第十八章 自导自演
咱写点啥 So, what are we writing?
私人的东西 It's something personal.
但我希望你们留下看看 I suppose you can stay and watch, though.
要开始啦 Here I go.
"小时候 我无意听到 "When I was young, I overheard
一段对话 是我爸和" a conversation between my father and--"
-别 -什么 - Um... No. - What?
没事 我本来想说 No, nothing. I was gonna say something,
但又一想 but then I was like,
"反正也没法改好" "You know what? I don't think it's fixable,"
所以就继续吧 so maybe just go ahead.
哪儿有问题 What's wrong with it?
哪儿也没 真的 Nothing's wrong with it, really,
就是单纯差 别理我继续吧 other than just being bad. But go on.
闭嘴吧你 Ugh! Stop talking!
你确定这词对吗 Are you sure that's the right word?
我觉得你把"困惑"和"合并"合并起来了 I think you're conflating "Confusing" with "Conflating."
是令人困惑 但 It's confusing, but--
这段我也不喜欢 I don't like that part, either.
别啊 我们是你的铁粉啊 Wait! We're your biggest fans!
别推了 拜托 Quit shoving! Come on!
我能帮你 你听过作家的恶魔吗 I can help you! You ever heard of a writer's demon?
我也能帮你 I can also help!
别啊 这外头可没什么好批判的 Come on, there's nothing to criticize out here.
不过这门够丑的 Although, this door is hideous.
作家有恶魔吗 So, writers have demons?
大多数不止一个 Yeah, most of 'em have dozens.
这些恶魔对写作有帮助吗 And the demons help with writing?
当然 我们还会制造抑郁 自我怀疑 Sure. We also cause depression, self-doubt, insomnia,
失眠 自杀 毒瘾 这是作家的日常 suicide and drug addiction. The writer's life.
我糊涂了 Uh, I don't know.
反正你也不是作家 Eh, you're no writer, anyway.
没人会在意 Nobody gives an elf's ass
你提到的琐碎的日常生活 what you got to say about your trite little life.
去你的 我是个作家 Up yours! Yes, I am!
行吧 你留下吧 Okay, you can stay.
好的开始 但是如果你想成为真正的作家 That's a good start, but if you want to be a real writer,
你得学会多多拖稿 you're going to need to procrastinate a lot more.
你得读读这个人的故事 You gotta read this guy's story.
跟你的故事很像 但是要好很多 It's a lot like yours but better.
你知道什么能够使灵感迸发 You know what would really get those ideas flowing?
好好睡一觉 A nice, long nap.
没错 好主意 Yeah, good idea.
不要 No!
让你的作品多遭点罪就好了 A little more suffering for your art and you'll be good to go.
"小精灵很气馁 悄无声息地皱起了鼻子 "Dismayed, the elf's nose crinkled noiselessly,
在落日下闪光 那紫色如同踢伤的脚趾" glinting in the sunset, purple as a stubbed toe."
什么是紫色的 鼻子还是落日 What's purple? The nose or the sunset?
我都不知道了 I don't know anymore!
谁会在乎他的鼻子什么反应 我讨厌这个 And who cares how his nose reacted? I hate this.
你有想过写童话的色情同人小说吗 Have you considered writing erotic fairy tale fan fiction?
写作什么的 我只想记录发生的事情 All this writing, I just want to say what happened.
那就去写剧本 So write a play.
你说独角戏吗 You mean like a one-woman show?
天哪 不是 我想帮你 而不是毁了你 God, no! I'm trying to help your career, not hurt it.
疯了吧 你这么努力 Go nuts! You've been working so hard,
吃第六个肉桂卷也理所应当 you deserve that sixth cinnamon roll.
这一幕 Now, this scene...
这一幕尤其艰难 This scene in particular is tough.
你看 我不确定我们要 You see, I'm not sure how we...
爸爸 Dad!
你向妈妈求婚的时候 When you proposed to Mom...
他们为什么要把郁金香拔掉 Why are they ripping out all the tulips?
我准备建一个射箭场 I'm putting in an archery range.
我想采用一种站着不动的运动方式 I wanted a form of exercise that was mostly standing still.
听上去不错 Sounds great.
有一次你跟我提起过 Okay, so one time you told me
你是怎么向妈妈求婚的 那是 how you proposed to Mom. Was it--
我不记得了 I don't remember.
我还没问问题呢 I didn't even ask the question yet.
往事已矣 What's past is past.
我也不想再回想了 And I'm not interested in reliving it.
但是达格玛曾是你生活的一部分 But Dagmar was part of your life,
我是说 二十年来 是我们生活的一部分 I mean, both our lives, for almost 20 years.
我们不能装作没有发生过 We can't just pretend that never happened.
我是国王 我想做什么就做什么 I'm king! I can do whatever I want!
比如说在工具间里躲到我离开 Like hide in the toolshed until I go away?
可能吧 Maybe.
我不需要帮助 这故事就是我的生活 I don't need anybody's help. I lived this story.
它是我的一部分 我会让它栩栩如生的 It's a part of me and I am going to make it real.
妻子 你伤害了我 你的心冷若冰霜 You wound me, wife. Your heart is as if gripped by ice.
占据我心的是高于你那琐碎世俗的忧虑 I am gripped by purpose higher than thy petty, worldly concerns.
"你的尽是虚幻 但一场浩大战争中 "Thou art but one fallen horseman
一个落马的骑士比你所想伟大得多" in a grand battle waged far beyond your understanding."
"在战争中落败只是一次死亡 "To fall in battle is merely one death.
在真爱的背叛中沦陷却是百般折磨" To fall in true love's betrayal is a hundred score."
退场 闭幕 "Exit stage right, and scene."
漂亮 中等级别天才写出的令人心碎之作 Bravo! A heartbreaking work of average-to-moderate genius.
这可是梦幻之杰作 A dramatic tour de force, it was.
我从来没有坐下来专注这么久 I've never been permitted to sit down for this long.
不对 我期待的是医学惊悚题材 Meh. I was really hoping for more of a medical thriller.
写得太棒了 好评 Terrific work. First-rate.
-想以自杀庆祝吗 -不要 - Want to celebrate with a little suicide? - No!
各司其职而已 Just doin' my job.
你准备把剧本怎么处理 So, where does your script go now?
扔垃圾桶吗 还是扔到屋外 Rubbish bin, outhouse?
我觉得应该到舞台上演出 Well, I think it should be performed onstage.
写得非常好 但是我也不懂 It's quite brilliant, but what do I know?
真的不太懂 Not much, really.
梦想之地剧院
通向舞台
蒂尔碧妮公主 Princess Tiabeanie?
-请问能否把我写的剧本交给 -不行 - Hi. I wanted to ask if I could submit my play-- -No.
-我能预约和 -不行 - Can I make an appointment to-- - No.
-我就想问问我能不能 -不能 - I'd just like to see if I'd be able to-- - No.
-那我至少能进剧场吗 -不能 - Can I please just come into the theater? - No.
为什么这世上除了我以外的所有人 Why is it that everyone else in the whole world
都能走进那扇门 can just march right in that door except me?
-你不知道吗 -不知道什么 - Oh. You didn't know? - Didn't know what?
女人居然不能在剧场工作 Women aren't allowed to work in theater!
小碧 我知道你很失望 I know you must be disappointed, Bean,
但你在期待什么呢 but what did you expect?
像战争和选美比赛评审什么的 Like war and beauty-contest judging,
剧场是男人们神圣的工作之地 theater is the noble work of men.
太荒谬了 That's ridiculous.
女人不能在剧场工作 毫无理由 There's no reason women can't do theater.
这想法大错特错 还有什么 男人婆 It's a slippery slope. What's next, male cows?
知道吗 我很擅长滑板 You know, I, myself, have been known to tread the boards.
真的滑板吗 Real boards?
我在闪光镇大学时 In my days at Twinkletown University,
我是年度蠢材的不二人选 I was the toast of the annual follies.
我的粉丝们惊叹于我的才华 My fans, stunned by my talent,
用自制的砖块和熟透的番茄砸我 showered me with homemade bricks and fresh, ripe tomatoes.
都过去了 我的光辉岁月 Bygone days. The most glorious time of my life.
你好 我知道你们 Hello. I understand women are prohibited
不让女人在剧场工作 from working in the theater.
没错 Yep.
-那猪呢 -进来吧 - How about pigs? - Come on in.
我得警告你 我身上都是自己的粪便 I must warn you, I am smeared in my own manure.
我说了 进来吧 I said, come on in.
你让他们演出我的剧本了 天哪 谢谢你 You got them to put on my play? Oh, my gosh, thank you!
恶心 Ew.
但是 有一个小问题 Though, there is one small condition.
他们以为是我的剧本 They think it's my play.
你说什么 什么叫"你的剧本" What? What do you mean, "Your play"?
我没跟他们解释清楚 Well, I couldn't very well tell them
这剧本是一个女人写的 it was written by a woman.
出名的可能是我 但是赚的钱都是你的 The credit may go to me, but the payment is all yours.
你用印我头像的钱支付我吗 我不需要钱 You're paying me with me? I don't need money.
我写这个剧本是为了 I wrote the play so I could come to terms
展现我的家庭 我的过去 with my family and my past.
我为此倾注心血 I poured my heart and soul into it.
你不能明码标价 You can't put a price on that.
就算是建议都是侮辱人 It's an insult to even suggest it.
我拿走了 谢谢 I'll just be taking this, thanks.
幸运的是 我让他们给我了一个 Fortunately, I got them to give me
比现金更值钱的东西 something far more valuable than cash.
领衔主演 The starring role.
你要扮演我吗 Whoa, you're starring as me?
我的角色是这个剧目的核心 My character's the star of the play.
我不得不做一些调整 I had to make a few adjustments.
悲伤 Sad.
-小碧 -怎么了 - Bean? - What?
我有个问题 请别把我扔出窗外 I have a question. Don't throw me out the window.
这不是个问题 That's not a question.
请别把我扔出窗外吗 Don't throw me out the window?
我还有一个问题 Also, I have a second question.
我可以去剧院给你当间谍 I could go down to the theater and be your little spy.
这也不是个问题吧 That's not a question, either.
我觉得有个小个子可能要被扔出窗外了哦 I think someone tiny's going out the window.
我讨厌你们 I hate you guys!
即将上演 《国王与我》 由韦蒙德·小气编剧 导演
我不识字 但我喜欢新造型和花体字 I can't read, but I like them new shapes and squiggles.
我不喜欢尖尖的那种字 I don't like the pointy ones.
好吧 排练吧 All right, let's rehearse.
第一幕 第二场 佐格与达格玛 Act one, scene two, Zog and Dagmar,
由韦蒙德·小气编剧 导演 written and directed by Wymond Petty.
等等 你居然抢功劳 Wait, you're taking credit?
如果你不高兴 If you're not happy,
在肉铺有出戏在选角 叫《猪排二号》 they're casting for Pork Chop Number Two at the butcher shop.
《猪排二号》 Pork Chop Number Two?
我可不是普通肉饼 我是领衔火腿 I'm no common cutlet, I'm a leading ham!
那就赶紧演 Then, action.
诗人写诗从未写过如此崇高的快乐 The poets ne'er wrote of pleasures so sublime.
我无上的王国河山 让我大饱眼福 My glorious kingdom, a feast for my eyes.
我无上的新娘 灵魂的早午餐 My glorious bride, a brunch for my soul.
早午餐 For my soul.
该达格玛了 Cue Dagmar!
快去叫医生 Get a doctor, now!
我见过这个场景 死亡 I've seen this before. Death.
他这一辈最好的演员 The finest actor of his generation,
第一次排练就被干掉了 struck down at his first rehearsal.
我觉得可能是因为主演的妆画的不好 I think maybe it was the lead makeup.
你总是这么说 That's what you always say.
现在脱掉他的衣服 把尸体扔到巷子里去 Now take off his clothes and throw his corpse in the alley.
别忘了把假发摘下来 Don't forget the wig.
我太倒霉了 现在谁做我的达格玛呢 Woe is me. Who shall be my Dagmar now?
这我可没预料到 Wow. I didn't see that coming.
司机 停车 我让你停车 Driver, stop! Stop, I say!
梦想之地剧院
这是什么淫秽戏剧 What kind of smut is this?
最好是和宗教信仰有关的 It better be religious smut.
更糟 是世俗的淫秽 Worse. It's secular smut.
快看啊 他们的鼻子都要碰到一起了 And look it! Their noses are touching.
什么 What?
看上去是一次无害的探索 Looks like a harmless grope-fest.
这个故事里的内容都是有害的 Nothing about this story is harmless.
如果国王听说这件事 他可会大发雷霆的 If the king hears about it, his fury will know no bounds.
真的这么可怕吗 Is it such a terrible thing to
让这些蠢货公开嘲讽王室 allow these fools to openly ridicule the Crown?
难就难在如何去分辨 The difficulty lies in discerning between
什么对国王有益 什么对王国有益 what is right for the king and what is right for the kingdom.
这正是我们的秘密协会建立之基础 It's the very foundation of our secret society.
那个还有每周四晚地下室的宾戈性游戏 That and sex bingo every Tuesday night in the basement.
这出剧目可能正是我们一直在寻找的 This play could be just the thing we've been looking for.
好吧 我不会直接告诉他 Well, I'm not telling him directly.
我今天已经被打了五拳了 I've already been punched five times today.
我会派一个让他解气的信使 I'll send a messenger he can kill
然后我们一起告诉他 and then we'll both tell him.
太可耻了 那里甚至称不上是剧院 Utterly scandalous! Well, it can't even be called theater.
只不过是些虚幻的烟雾弹 Nothing but made-up hoo-hah
让农民们暂时忘记自己悲惨的人生 to distract peasants from their miserable lives.
但宗教的意义就在于此 But that's what religion is for!
这是叛国罪 What it is, is treason.
他们把王室 王国 They make a laughingstock of
当成了笑柄 the royal family, the kingdom,
最重要的是 他们在愚弄您 陛下 and most important, you, Your Majesty.
我 他们在嘲笑我吗 我干了什么 Me? They're mocking me? What did I ever do?
除了大吼大叫 拿刀伤人 Aside from the yelling and the stabbing
扇人耳光 欺骗民众 诅咒骂人 and the slapping and the gouging and the name-calling?
那您绝对没做什么 陛下 Absolutely nothing, sire.
我想看看这出剧目 亲眼看看 I want to see it, with my own eyes.
哪里能看到 Where do I see it?
今晚八点在剧院上演 The theater, 8:00 p.m. tonight.
剧院 好吧 但我要带弓箭去 The theater? All right. But I'm bringing my bow.
射的好 陛下 正中脾脏 Good shot, sire. Right in the spleen.
授意演出 "A command performance"?
对 你的下一场 可能也是最后一场戏 Yes, your next and presumably final show
国王会前来观看 will be attended by the king.
他会进行判决 He will render judgment
这个剧目是否犯了叛国罪 as to whether this production is treasonous
然后进行宣判 and then pronounce sentence.
好吧 所以没什么大事 Okay, so no big deal.
叛国罪的判决是怎样的 What's the sentence for treason?
在屁屁上轻轻拍打几下 Couple of light slaps on the bum-bum?
我觉得那我会受不了的 'Cause I don't think I can handle that.
我跟他们说过不许再有郁金香 I told them, no more tulips!
绝不 Ever!
你死了 被彻底清除 You're gone. Erased from here.
好像从未存在过 You never happened.
陛下 Sire?
该看戏了 It's showtime.
好吧 等我把看戏用的眼镜戴上 All right, let me just get my opera glasses.
走吧 Let's go.
不安酒吧
梦想之地剧院
真令人沮丧 This is so frustrating.
我是世界上唯一一个无助坐在这里 I've got to be the only writer in the world
眼看着白痴毁坏我心血的 who has to sit around helplessly
剧本作者了 while idiots ruin all my hard work.
那我们为什么待在这里 Then why are we here?
你可以去我酒吧的角落里待着 You could be around the corner at my bar.
因为我喜欢这杯饮料 这杯苦涩的饮料 Because I love this drink. This bitter, bitter drink.
好吧 各位 又到时间了 业余之夜 All right, people, it's that time again. Amateur night.
请温柔地用本吧惯用方式来欢迎新人 Please give a tepid Jittery welcome to a newcomer.
我们背地里叫她雀斑 我的新朋友 小碧 We call her Freckles behind her back. My new friend, Bean.
什么 不会吧 What? No way.
快点 快点 快点 Do it. Do it. Do it.
快点 快点 快点 快点 快点 Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
好了 闭嘴 All right, shut up!
快点 Do it.
怎样 快点演啊 Well? Let's go, already!
看啊 那是我的房子 Hey, look, there's my house!
一出戏 演谁 A play, starring who?
什么鬼 What the hell is that?
是我 你尊贵的国王 'Tis I, your royal king!
天哪 是一头猪 Oh, my God, it's a pig!
大家好 Hello. Hi. Um...
我讨厌梦想之地 I hate Dreamland.
我讨厌那个要溢出来的瘟疫坑 I hate the overflowing plague pits.
我讨厌每个夜晚 I hate how when it's the end of the night
你们喝到醉醺醺的 and you're completely drunk
跌跌撞撞回到家 一路都是上坡 and you've gotta stagger home, it's uphill all the way.
但你知道我不讨厌什么 大多数的你们 But you know what I don't hate? Most of you.
我相信在你们内心深处 I believe, deep down,
在那些泥土 汗水 油脂 泥垢之下 underneath all that dirt and sweat and grease and mud
或者你们身上还有的各种东西之下 and whatever is all over you, sir,
你们非常善良得体 that you guys are kind and decent.
你们会受人误导去做事 You just do misguided things,
比如把孩子丢弃在魔法森林里 like abandoning your babies in the Enchanted Forest.
他们活不下来的 They're not gonna survive.
或者比如打赌精灵和松鼠的摔跤比赛 Or like betting on elf versus squirrel wrestling,
比如 赌谁死亡 like, to the death.
我们真的是想看这些吗 Is that what we really want to watch?
各位 松鼠一直赢的 Guys, the squirrel always wins.
你知道我输掉了多少钱吗 Do you know how much money I've lost
因为我总觉得自己会见证 just thinking that I'm gonna witness
精灵第一次打败松鼠的战役 the first time that an elf beats a squirrel?
绝对不会发生的 但是我们还是一次次地看 It's never gonna happen, but we watch it again and again.
比赛本就不公平 你知道还有什么不公平吗 It's not a fair fight. And you know what else is not fair?
我站在这里 The fact that I'm up here
这个狭窄的小舞台上 跟你们对话 on this dinky little stage talking to you,
但是我却不能去对面 but I can't go across the street
演出我自己写的剧本 to perform the play that I wrote.
那幕戏正在上演 It's going on right now,
在一众令人仰慕 精明的观众面前 in front of an adoring, sophisticated audience.
垃圾 You suck!
好了 请安静 你们已经享受过了 All right, settle down, now. You've had your fun.
我非常温和地请求各位在剧院保持礼貌 I'm asking you very gently for a little decorum in the theater.
拜托了 求你们 Please. I beg you.
把胸露出来 Show us your teats!
所以这是你们想要的吗 So that's the way you want it?
那么你们会如愿以偿的 Then that's the way you're going to get it.
来吧 Here we go.
很好 我演到哪里了 Good. Now, where was I?
我的爱人 我恳求你 My love, I beseech thee...
化妆粉
还有30秒就该你上了 Hey, you're on in 30 seconds.
但他的妆还没化 But he's barely made up.
还是能看到绿色皮肤露出来 You can still see green skin everywhere.
像一棵开花的树 我的爱已经重新发芽 Like a tree in bloom, my love now sprouts anew.
达格玛怀孕了 Dagmar is pregnant.
看吧 我们幸福的结合令我成熟 Lo, I am ripe with our blissful union.
见证吧 国王 Witness, my king.
拜托 达格玛从来不擦那样的唇膏 Aw, come on. Dagmar never wore lipstick like that.
我祈祷这个女儿像你一样漂亮 I pray this be a daughter as fair as thou.
我们给她起名叫蒂尔碧妮 We shall call her Tiabeanie
她会是一个非常高贵的公主 and she shall make a fine princess.
或者她会成为一个好吃的派 Or maybe she'll make a nice pie, instead.
等等 Hey, wait a minute.
那个戴王冠的猪难道是我吗 That pig with a crown is supposed to be me?
作为安可 你们都可以享受砍头待遇 And for an encore, you're all getting your heads chopped off!
我爸爸说叫这里梦想之地是有原因的 My dad told me there's a reason they call it Dreamland,
而这一次他说对了 and for once, he was right.
因为我只要一睡着 Because whenever I fall asleep,
就会做关于恶毒母亲的噩梦 it's nightmares about my evil mom.
结果发现奥娜才是好人 It turns out Oona was the cool one.
在蜥蜴后妈变成性感海盗之前 You never appreciate your lizard stepmom
你都不会表扬她吧 我说的对吗 until she becomes a sexy pirate, am I right?
记得你们之前都变成石头的时候吗 Remember you all got turned to stone?
记得 奥娜干的 Yeah, Oona did it.
不是 是达格玛 No, that was Dagmar.
对 达格玛说是奥娜干的 Yeah, Dagmar said Oona did it.
达格玛是个骗子 Dagmar was a liar.
我这辈子一直想让她在我身边 My whole life, I just wanted her to be there,
结果我得到的最好的母亲般的照料 but it turns out the best mothering I ever got
来自一个红胡子的胖大叔 was from a fat guy with a red mustache.
她在抱怨她爸呢 She's whining about her dad.
我爸爸是对的 你逃不过自己的梦 My dad was right. You can't escape your dreams.
但我今晚睡着的时候 But when I fall asleep tonight,
不管发生什么 我都会回击 whatever happens, I'm gonna fight back.
爸爸 你在这里做什么 What are you doing here, Dad?
小碧 你真的很棒 You know, Bean, you're pretty good
能把那些玩意都说出来 with words up there on the thing.
爸爸 这并不重要 但实际很重要 Dad, that doesn't mean much, but it means a lot.
这让我心情很好 You know, this puts me in a good mood.
我在想可以取消处刑 I'm thinking maybe I'll call off the execution.
什么 我以为今晚 What? I thought we were gonna
能有个快乐的结局 天哪 have a happy ending tonight. Oh, man.
等等 别砍 Wait, don't chop!
国王改主意了 The king has changed his mind!
好吧 没造成什么伤害 Oh, well, no harm done.
打起精神 艾尔默 我们现在有了 Cheer up, Elmo! We have vindication
国王这个级别的权威认为我们无罪 from no less an authority than the king himself.
我们的剧可以继续演 Our show shall go on.
天哪 Oh, boy.
爸爸 你不讨厌回家一路的上坡吗 Dad, don't you hate it that it's uphill all the way home?
讨厌 Yeah.
那家伙很幸运 Wow. That guy has it lucky.