《外星居民》前情回顾 Previously on "Resident Alien"...
- 你干什么呢 - 不好意思 - What are you doing? - Sorry.
- 我结婚了 - 真的很抱歉 - I'm married. - Sorry about that.
你别想把你的球拿回来 You're not getting your ball back.
我把它藏在了一个你永远找不到的地方 I've hidden it where you'll never find it.
墨菲去哪儿了 Where's Murphy?
"如果你还想见到你的狗 "If you ever want to see your dog again,
就把我的外星球还回来" return my alien ball."
球呢 Ball!
谁拿走了 Who took it?
我们刚刚接收到个信号 We just picked up a signal...
是几行加密代码 但是是外星人的签名 Lines of encrypted code, but the signature is alien.
真的吗 说了啥 Seriously? What does it say?
是个来自纽约的 It's a phone number
电话号码 from New York City.
东三街的德米利奥披萨店 Demelio's Pizzeria, East 3rd Street.
收拾好行李 我们去纽约 Pack your bags. We're going to New York.
开门 是我 Open up, it's me.
哈利 Harry.
- 山姆 - 我不能再这样下去了 - Sam? - I can't do this anymore.
事情已经失控了 It's gotten way out of hand.
放轻松 怎么了 All right, take it easy. What's... what's wrong?
六个月前
这就是问题所在 This is what's wrong.
这算是某种威胁吗 Is this supposed to be some kind of threat?
他们给我寄了同样的东西 They sent me the same things...
伊莎贝尔和丽莎的照片 Photos of Isabelle, Liza.
就是我们去纽约参加慈善活动的那次 When we went to that charity thing in New York,
他们说钱是给诊所的 they said that the money was for the clinic...
他们称之为捐款 A donation, they called it.
但这看起来可不像是捐款 哈利 Well, this doesn't feel like a donation anymore, Harry.
- 好的 你得冷静下 - 冷静 我没法冷静 - Okay, you need to calm down. - Calm down? I can't calm down!
他们在威胁我们的家人 They're threatening our families!
- 我们得去找政府部门 - 和他们说什么 - We need to go to the authorities. - And tell them what?
你所说的同样也会牵连到我们 Anything you say could also implicate us.
这就是你想要的吗 Is that what you want?
我们没有确凿的证据 We don't have any concrete evidence.
- 我们有医疗记录 - 那还不够 - We have the medical records. - That's not enough.
没有实际的计划 我们不能惹怒这些人 We cannot cross these people without an actual plan.
好吧 Okay.
继续把记录提供给我 You keep bringing me the records,
我会继续发掘更多的证据 and I'll work on digging up some more proof.
再给我几个月的时间 好吗 Just give me a few months, okay?
山姆 我保证 Sam, I promise.
给你两个月 Two months.
山姆·霍奇斯刚刚来了 Sam Hodges was just here.
他威胁说要报警 He's threatening to go to the police.
你想让我做什么 What do you want me to do?
外星居民 第二季第六集
"关于镇长本的重磅炸弹" "Mayor Ben's Major Bomb."
呦呵 Man.
"在本·霍桑家庭日戏剧的体验中 "Experiencing Ben Hawthorne's Family Day play,
你会觉得好像站在矿井里 you feel as if you're standing in a mine
拿着根点燃的炸药 holding a stick of lit dynamite,
倒计时到最后一刻" counting down the seconds until it's finally over."
我不看"佩西恩斯邮报" I don't read the "Patience Post,"
别人也不该看 因为那就是张废纸 and neither does anyone else 'cause it's a garbage paper.
也许别人不看 Yeah, well, maybe nobody else reads it
是因为你把所有的报纸都拿到办公室了 'cause you got all the copies here in your office.
镇子上的人应该知道真相 The town deserves the truth,
而不是和我同窗的女孩写的谎言 you know, not lies written by a girl I went to school with
她恨我就因为我能把乘法表倒背如流 and hates me 'cause I'm great at times tables.
六乘五等于三十 我还记得呢 Uh, 6 times 5 is 30. Still got it.
没错 背的挺熟 Yeah, you still got it.
但或许你该往下读读 But maybe, uh, you should keep reading, though.
杰西普意在建立新度假村
看看这个 Look at that.
杰西普想要建新的五星级度假村 Jessup is trying to build a five-star resort
- 以此繁荣旅游业 - 不错 - to boost tourism. - Great.
我会在他们的米其林餐厅里因为压力过大 I'll get revenge on their mayor by stress vomiting
而呕吐不止来报复他们镇长 in their Michelin star restaurant.
伙计 要是你先把餐厅搞起来就不必如此了 Well, man, not if it's your restaurant first.
度假村公司仍在考察阶段 I mean, the resort company's still in the scouting phase.
谁说非得是杰西普呢 Who says it's got to be Jessup?
山脊上的格雷迪山庄 That Grady property up on the ridge
早就等着被开发呢 is already begging to be developed.
度假村吗 A resort?
或许是个促进旅游业发展的好法子 Could be a great way to increase tourism,
增加收入 you know, get some money coming in.
没错 旅游业越发展 收入也越多 Exactly. More tourism, more revenue.
我要在休息室里放个空气炸锅 I can get that air fryer for the break room.
健康就是财富 你懂吗 Health is wealth. You understand?
我会在镇上进行民意调查 Yeah, I'll... I'll poll the town,
看看这个主意能否得到大家的响应 see if the idea resonates with people.
你知道吗 You know what?
- 这可是个好主意 - 是啊 - That's a great idea. - Yeah.
你应该在科罗拉多州 And you should also get a banner
遍地挂个横幅 在上面写着 to fly all over Colorado that says,
"请来偷走我们的度假村理念" "Please steal our resort idea."
讽刺就不必了吧 Hmm. Not sure the sarcasm is necessary.
不好意思 我只是有些累了 Look, I'm sorry, all right? I'm just tired, you know.
克里特斯最近在发情期 Cletus is in this humping stage.
我得花大半个晚上 You know, I had to spend half the night
来保护我的安乐椅不遭殃 defending my easy chair.
说到这儿 你知不知道怎么把沙发垫上的 Speaking of, do you know anything about, uh,
污渍去掉 getting stains out of couch cushions?
是那种很深的污渍 I mean deep stains.
不知道 你知道该怎么把恶心的画面 No, you know anything about getting disgusting images
从我脑海里去掉吗 out of my head?
不知道 No.
别和任何人说度假村的想法 Don't tell nobody about that resort idea.
你穿什么衣服并不重要 It doesn't matter what clothes you wear.
等你见到外星人的时候 你还是会披着 You're still gonna be covered in that gross skin suit
那张恶心的皮 when you meet this alien.
你就是嫉妒我发现了另一个外星同族 You're just jealous because I discovered
我真正的家人 another alien who is my people, my real family.
你不过是个住在在活动容器里的远房表亲 You are just a distant cousin who lives in a mobile home.
表亲也是亲人 Hey, cousins are real family.
我至少比坐在你旁边的 I'm at least more family
那只笨海豹更像你的家人 than that dumb land seal sitting next to you.
不准说这只野兽的坏话 Do not talk badly about this beast.
每当我给他吃的 他就会很高兴 When I give him treats, he is happy!
我给你喂虾吃的时候 你就只会抱怨 When I give you shrimps, all you do is complain.
我说的不过是 All I said was,
"你能笑着喂我东西吗" "Could you serve them with a smile?"
关上百叶窗 Close the shutters.
乌云正在逼近 Dark storm cloud is approaching.
吃屎去吧 清道夫 Eat shit, bottom-feeder.
我们今天晚些时候就出发 We fly later tonight,
但是我的信用卡已经刷爆了 but I maxed out my credit cards,
所以出发之前多吃点 因为我们没钱吃饭了 so eat a lot before you go 'cause we can't afford food.
钱不是问题 Money is not a problem.
我们可以从装钱的袋子里拿出来些 We can just take some from the money bag.
是啊 真能拿出来似的 Yeah, sure.
这是啥 What the...?
你从哪儿弄到这么多钱的 Where the hell did you get all this money?
这房子附带的 It came with the house.
还有一张免费圣代的优惠券 And there is one coupon
可以在桃子太太冰淇淋店用 for a free sundae at Mrs. Peaches Ice Cream.
你知道桃子太太在哪里吗 Do you know where I can find this Mrs. Peaches?
哈利 房子里不会白送个装满钱的行李袋 Harry, houses don't just come with duffel bags full of money.
这是啥 What is this?
天哪 Holy shit!
是山姆和真正的哈利·万德斯本格 It's Sam and the real Harry Vanderspeigle.
那是我的人类女儿 That is the daughter-child
还是头发没变绿的时候 b-before her hair turned green.
看 山姆给哈利写了张便条 Look, Sam wrote Harry a note.
"哈利 如果你想要更多针对 "Harry, you wanted more evidence
加尔文/鲍威尔集团的证据 against Galvan/Powell Group.
打给我" Here. Call me."
这些是山姆的医疗记录 These are Sam's medical records.
他们在这里做什么 What are they doing here?
你没看到袋子底部的这个吗 You didn't see this at the bottom of the bag?
我被优惠券吸引了 I got distracted by the coupon.
加尔文/鲍威尔集团又是什么 Who the hell is Galvan/Powell Group?
人们不会随身携带这么多现金 Okay, people do not just carry this much cash on them.
这么多钱的话 要么是他们偷的 And... and if they do, it's because they stole it
要么就是他么被雇佣去做违法的事了 or they were paid to do something illegal.
他曾经是个坏人 He was a bad man.
是的 Yes.
也许就是真正的哈利杀了山姆 Real Harry killed Sam, so maybe, uh,
加尔文/鲍威尔集团可能是幕后黑手 Galvan/Powell Group was behind it somehow?
但是为什么有人要杀山姆呢 But why would anyone want to kill Sam?
山姆又为什么要把他的医疗记录给哈利呢 And why did Sam give Harry his medical records?
你为什么会有条狗 And why do you have a dog?
我现在是个爱狗人士 I'm a dog person now.
我刚刚看了通话记录 I was just looking at the call logs.
你知道之前有三通不同的电话打来 Did you know that there were three separate phone calls
说了一颗流星的事吗 about a meteor a while back?
我知道你想说什么 Yeah, I think I know where you're going with this,
但我不想听 and I'm not liking it.
长官 我只是觉得我们应该考虑 Sir, I just think that we should consider
也许那不是流星 that maybe it wasn't a meteor.
- 也许那是个不明... - 住嘴 别讲 - Maybe it was a U... - Deputy, no.
- 飞行... - 求你别说了 - F... - Please don't. Please.
- 物... -该死 - O. - Damn it!
你是名执法人员 You're supposed to be an officer of the law.
长官 我只是有种很强烈的直觉 Sir, I just have a strong feeling
你也总是和我说 in my gut here, and you always told me
我要相信我的直觉 I should trust my gut.
副警长 我也对神秘生物很有兴趣 Deputy, look, I appreciate mystical creatures, all right?
是真的 I really do.
美人鱼除外 Well, except for mermaids.
你知道她们在石头上坐起来 You know, where they get off sitting up on the rocks
高高在上地 all high and mighty,
实则是期待你主动邀请她们出去约会吗 expecting you to ask them out on a date?
她们为什么这么自命不凡呢 I mean, why they so stuck up?
如果你有条鱼 I mean, if you have fish,
那你身上会都是鱼腥味 你明白吗 you gonna smell all like fish, you understand?
- 真恶心 - 听着 这么做吧 - Gross. - Look, here is the deal.
你想要寻找外星人 可以 You want to hunt for aliens? That's fine.
你自己私下爱咋做咋做 别在上班时间做 You do it on your time, not mine.
好的 Yes, sir.
♪所以我们尽所能飞奔起来♪ And so we're running just as fast as we can
♪手牵手一起♪ Holding on to one another's hand
♪想要逃离 进入黑夜♪ Trying to get away into the night
♪然后你抱住我♪ And then you put your arms around me
♪然后我们摔倒在地上 你说♪ And we tumble to the ground and you say
♪我们现在单独在一起了♪ I think we're alone now
♪周围好像没有人♪ Doesn't seem to be anyone around
♪我们现在单独在一起了♪ I think we're alone now
♪只能听到彼此的心跳♪ The beating of our hearts is the only sound
- 谢谢你 爱德华 - 哇哦 这个不错 - Thank you, Ed. - Wow. Nice song.
进来吧 你想要点什么 Get in here. What do you want?
能灼烧胸口的 You want something that burns the chest
还是烧喉咙的酒 or burns the throat?
实际上我是来履行一些市长职责的 Actually, uh, I'm here in a mayoral capacity.
明早我需要借辆沙滩车 I need to borrow one of those ATVs tomorrow morning.
这听起来可不像市长的要求 That doesn't sound very mayoral.
是用来干嘛的 What's it for?
额 我只是需要更新一下 Uh, well, I... I just need to update
那个 额 佩西恩斯网站 the, uh, Patience website.
想要拍几张格兰迪山庄的几张图片 Wanted to get a... a few pictures of the Grady property.
噢 好的 Oh. Okay, great.
我明天休息 我可以带你去那儿 Well, um, I'm off work tomorrow, so I can take you.
不用 No.
不用了 没必要麻烦你 No, no. No need to do that.
我更想自己去 You know, I mean, I prefer to ride solo.
我是独狼那种类型 You know, bit of a... bit of a lone wolf.
就像你七岁的时候 Like when you crashed your tricycle
把你的三轮车开进了池塘吗 into the pond when you were seven?
额 是你把我推下山的 Uh, you pushed me down a hill.
希望你在法庭上也能验证这个说法 Hey, good luck proving that in a court of law.
不管怎样 户外用品店里只有 Anyway, um, there's only one ATV
一辆沙滩车可以用 available at the Outfitters,
所以需要保证驾驶员是可靠的 and it needs to be driven by an insured driver.
因为他们太蠢了只愿意给我担保 And since they were stupid enough to insure...
所以必须由我带你 This guy, I have to take you.
所以早上十点去接你吗 So pick you up at 10:00?
好的 Great.
哈喽 Hello?
什么鬼 What?
我知道你在里面 I know you're in there.
不要把那东西放进来 Do not put that thing
跟我一起 我可是在尝试着读书 in here with me... I'm trying to read.
你好 Hello.
这可是入室行窃罪 This is a home invasion!
你为什么一个人 那个笨蛋在哪 Why are you alone? Where is shit for brains?
你离婚了吗 Did you get a divorce?
我的信仰不允许我离婚 Divorce is against my religion
除非是由男方提出来的 unless it's initiated by the man,
因此我永远不会结婚 which is why I'm never getting married.
这对所有的男人来说都是个好消息 That is good news for men everywhere.
我知道你已经同意我的条件了 I see that you have agreed to my terms.
你把我的球给我 我把你的狗还给你 You give me my ball, and I give you your dog back.
关于那个球 有个有趣的故事 Funny story about the ball,
实际上真的很有意思 really funny, actually.
为什么我觉得这走向好像不会很有趣 Why do I feel like this is n... not going to be funny?
你知道马克斯是怎么 Well, you know how Max
- 把球从你那偷来的吧 - 嗯 - stole the ball from you. - Mm.
我从他那里把球偷来 I stole it from him.
然后有人从我这又偷走了 And then somebody stole it from me.
这不可笑吗 Isn't that hysterical?
什么 谁从你那里偷走的 What? Who stole it from you?
可能是政府吧 很疯狂吧对吗 Probably the government. Crazy, right?
某一天你就会觉得很好笑的 Someday you'll laugh about it.
我现在就把狗带走吧 I'll take the dog now.
不 我不会把狗给你的 No! You will not have the dog!
嘿 把我 把我放下 Hey, put me... put me down.
- 不会吧 - 是的 - Oh, no. - Yes!
你应该对接下来我要对你做的事情 Yes, you should be afraid
感到害怕 of what I will do to you.
比让你那讨厌的朋友身上长毛 That ball can do more than just grow hair
那球可以做得多得多得多 all over your stupid fart friend.
我能控制它的能量 我可以把你整得够呛 I can control its energy. I can turn you inside out!
然后你就得带着你那 And then you will go to school
- 里外不是人的身体去学校 - 哈利 - with your inside-out body! - Harry.
转身看看 你这个呆瓜 Turn around, you dummy.
滚远点 不要啊 Get away! No!
噢 四十二 Oh! 42!
我 我 I... I... I...
看不到 是你吗 表弟 Can't see. I can... Is it... is it you, cousin?
是 是我 我在这 Yes, it is me. I am here.
- 你会好起来的 - 不 - You are going to be okay. - No.
我的时限到了 It's my time.
我已经生活得很好了 I've... I've lived a good life.
在你把那只狗放进来之前 Oh, you should've fed the dog
应该喂饱那只狗的 before you put him in there with me.
不 你不能死 No, you... you cannot die!
很抱歉说你不是我真正的家人 I'm sorry that I told you you were not my real family.
那时候你惹怒了我 因为你强制要求 You had angered me by demanding
我们一起看家庭装修的节目 that we watch home-improvement shows.
你住在水里 You live in water.
你在乎什么早餐间的样子 I mean, what do you care about breakfast nooks?
对不起 I'm sorry!
没事的 It's okay.
没事了 It's okay.
没事的 It's okay.
你现在有真正的家人了 You have real family now...
在纽约 i... in New York.
去吧 Go.
找到你的外星人 Find your alien...
为了我 For me.
我永远不会忘记你的 I will never forget you.
这是光荣的死亡 It was an honorable death.
请纪念我的生命 Honor my life by...
以食用我死去的身体 eating my dead body
浇上黄油酱 in a butter sauce with a...
配上非常好的霞多丽白葡萄酒来纪念 a nice... like, a really nice Chardonnay.
四十二 42.
不要 No!
不要 四十二 No! 42!
不 No!
你不能走 You can't go!
给我活过来 别死 Stay with me! Stay with me!
呼口气 见鬼 Breathe, damn you!
哈 这太棒了 Ha ha! This is awesome!
这一点都不好 太多人了 This is awful. Too many people.
上一个岛上有这么多人类的地方 The last island that had this many humans on it
是亚特兰蒂斯 最后可没什么好结果 was Atlantis, and that did not turn out well.
那个男人有太多鸟类宠物 That man has so many pigeon pets
而他们都没用绳子牵着 and not one of them is on a leash.
好了 宾馆往这边走 跟紧点 Okay, the hotel is this way. Stay close.
这笑话一点都不好笑 This is a mean joke.
要在这个地球上找到另一个外星人 In order to find the one alien on Earth like me,
我必须从这个人山人海中挤过去 I must wade through this sea of humanity.
如果我有外星球 If I had an alien ball,
我可以把他们都变成石头 I could just turn them all to stone
这样子他们就不会不停撞到我 so they would stop bumping into me,
或者能让他们不要这么臭 or at least make them stink less.
阿斯塔 为什么这个城市闻起来 Asta, why does this city smell
好像很多东西一次全部成熟腐败了 like so many things ripening at once?
你不是阿斯塔 You're not Asta!
你 阿斯塔 You... Asta!
阿斯塔 Asta!
- 阿斯塔 - 快到这边来 - Asta! - Get over here right now!
我告诉过你跟紧点 I told you to stay close.
对不起 Sorry.
没事了 It's okay.
哇哦 我都忘了这儿的风景有多么棒 Wow. I forgot how awesome this is.
对吧 Yeah, right?
格兰迪先生以前让我在这里训练 Mr. Grady used to let me train up here.
以前我小时候我爸爸也经常带我上这来 Yeah, my dad used to bring me up here when I was a kid.
再拍几张 然后我们登顶之后 Well, take a few more, and then we'll head up top
会有一番真正的景色 where there's a real view.
额 登顶 Uh, u... up top?
我们要怎么上到那去 How are we gonna get up there?
你会喜欢的 You're gonna love it.
下一个 你需要些什么 Next! What can I get you?
额 我要两份意大利辣肉肠切片 Um, I'd like two slices of pepperoni.
还要别的吗 Anything else?
还有 And...
有人送我们来这的 We were sent here.
我们得到一个信号 We got a signal.
你听得懂这是什么意思吗 Does that mean anything to you?
嗯 Hmm?
你想要什么吗 You want something?
有个外星人住这里吗 Does an alien live here?
我要一个意大利辣肉肠切片 I'll take one pepperoni slice.
一个香肠切片 One sausage slice.
还要一个意大利辣肉肠切片 One more pepperoni slice.
还要一个香肠切片 One more sausage slice.
我不需要这东西 一共34.51美元 I don't need this shit. $34.51.
再来一份香肠切片 Make it one more slice of sausage.
哈利 Harry.
我们也想见一下那位外星人 Also, we would like to meet the alien,
如果你之前没听到 if you did not hear me before.
我点了意式香肠披萨多少了 How many pieces of pepperoni did I order?
你要么花钱买披萨 You pay for your pizza,
要么滚蛋 or you get out.
当然 Of course.
给你钱 Here, have some closet cash.
你别 天哪 No! My God.
要不这样吧 You know what?
不用找钱了 Go ahead, keep the change.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
我之前怎么没意识到 I didn't realize I had to teach you
我还得教你怎么点餐啊 how to order food.
太好吃了 This is incredible.
我应该把盘子吃掉吗 Am I supposed to eat the plate?
- 不行 - 我可以吗 - No. - Can I?
好油 It's oiled.
我不明白 I don't get it.
你收到的号码 This is the number you got.
这里一定有点东西 Something has to be here!
是不是这个披萨店之前的什么人 I wonder if the number's for whoever had it
是这个号码 before the pizza place.
这些消息得是公开的 对吧 They have to make that information public, don't they?
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
你在听我说话吗 Are you listening to me?
上面写着"巨人歌利亚" It says "Goliath."
你怎么知道 How do you know that?
因为是用我们外星族的语言写的 Because it is written in my alien language.
告诉你能行的啦 Told you you could do it.
看看这景色 Look at this view.
值不 Worth it?
值 Worth it.
谢啦 Thanks.
靠 我没想到 Shit, I didn't think of it.
我应该告诉你把凯特带来的 I should've told you to bring Kate.
她一定会喜欢 She would love this.
她带马克斯回娘家呆几晚 She took Max to her mom's for a couple nights.
本尼 一个人 Benny, all alone.
我猜猜 早饭是麦片加动画片 Let me guess, cartoons and cereal for breakfast,
晚饭也是麦片加动画片 cartoons and cereal for dinner.
完美的一天属于是 Definition of a perfect day.
凯特走了 我也不用 And with Kate gone, I don't have to worry
忍着不放屁了 about holding in my farts.
你不在妻子面前放屁吗 You don't fart around your wi...
如果你不能在老婆面前放屁 What's the point of being married
结婚有什么意义 if you can't fart around your wife?
凯特在的时候很多事情我都不做的 Yeah, I don't do a lot of things around Kate.
什么意思 What does that mean?
说不好 No, I don't know.
有的时候我觉得 Sometimes I just feel
在她身边 我不能完全做自己 like I can't be myself in front of her,
不能想干什么就干什么 you know, can't do the things that I want to do.
我以为你俩相处很愉快呢 I thought you guys were getting along great.
她的说法 你们家到处都是 The way she talks about it, your house is all
手铐和冰玩具 handcuffs and frozen dildos.
啊这 她 Oh, yeah, she was...
她开玩笑的 She was just kidding about that stuff.
她没开玩笑 是真的 No, she wasn't. No, it's real.
我已经深信不疑了 And it lives inside me forever now.
一些小事 It's little things.
我有一个挂饰 I... I have this wall hanging
我想把它挂在卧室 that I... I want to put up in the living room,
但她很讨厌 but she'd hate it,
所以它已经在衣柜里呆了六个月了 so it's been in the closet for six months.
太糟糕了 That's messed up.
这也是你的房子啊 I mean, it's your house, too, right?
想做什么就去做 Just do what you want.
如果她不喜欢 那是她的问题 If she doesn't like it, that's her issue.
没那么简单 It's not that simple.
靠 Shoot.
我不知道你们之间 Gee, I didn't know things were like that...
是这样的 for you.
我很抱歉那晚亲了你 I'm sorry that I kissed you that night.
我不该做的 太糟糕了 I shouldn't have done that. It was a shitty thing to do.
抱歉 Sorry.
你也没办法嘛 You couldn't help it.
我是说 I mean...
看着我 look at me.
你可真好看 Yeah, you're quite a sight.
很显然歌利亚是个很著名的街头艺术家 So apparently Goliath is a famous street artist
还行踪不定的 and a total recluse.
他在城市里画了很多壁画 He's done a bunch of murals in the city.
但每次新画出现 都是一夜之间画好的 But each time he does a new one, it appears overnight.
他还有个昵称 纽约幽灵 They've even nicknamed him "The Ghost of New York."
这不科学 That does not make sense.
幽灵没有手 怎么拿画笔 Ghosts do not even have hands to hold a paintbrush.
卧槽 Shit!
哪哪哪 Where? Where? Where?
不不 你听这个 No, no, listen to this.
"没有人见过歌利亚 "Nobody's ever met Goliath,
很多人想拜访他都失败了" but countless people have tried."
如果没人知道他是谁 我们怎么找到他 If nobody knows who he is, how are we gonna find him?
壁画有什么意义吗 Did that mural mean something?
没有 外星人从不在脏墙上 No, but aliens do not paint images
画画当装饰 on dirty walls for decoration.
他做这些一定是有目的的 Everything he does has a purpose.
目的是 Which is?
我需要看所有的壁画 I need to see all the murals.
然后我就会知道了 Then I will know.
好的 我们去找下一个 Okay, let's look up the next one.
这边 This way.
好的 All right.
麻烦你详细说说 If you could explain the events
电话里说到的事情 leading up to the call...
我抬头就看见 Well, I look up, and there it was,
什么东西划过天空 sailing across the sky.
有什么问题吗 副官 Everything all right out here, Deputy?
没问题 警长 Yes, sir.
普伦基特夫人昨晚被抢劫了 Mrs. Plunkett was robbed last night.
我在和她说我看见的不明飞行物 I'm telling her about the UFO I saw.
我还录了视频 I even got it on video.
副官 Deputy.
- 副官 - 警长 - Deputy. - Sir.
借一步说话 A word, please.
出来一下 Excuse me.
抢劫 Robbed?
是的警长 Yes, sir.
普伦基特夫人 Mrs. Plunkett was robbed...
认为外星人不存在的想法被抢走了 of her sense of innocence that aliens don't exist.
警察的工作对你而言是儿戏吗 Okay, now, you think police work is a joke?
你觉得是过家家 You think this is a game. What you think...
你觉得我把威利旺卡纹在我屁股上 I got Willy Wonka tattooed on my ass
是因为巧克力工厂啥的吗 'cause it's a chocolate factory or something?
我发誓 I swear, everything I say
你把我的话都当耳旁风了 goes in one ear and right out the other.
刚才的话我确实想忘掉 Right now that'd be nice.
- 嘿嘿 - 警长 - Hey, hey. - Sir.
- 警长 - 等下 - Sir. - Hold on. Hold.
等等等 副官 退后退后 Wait, wait, wait, wait, Deputy! Stay back, stay back!
等下 别动副官 Hold on! Wait, wait! Hold on, Deputy.
等下 退后 我抓住了 蹲下蹲下 Hold on. Step back, I got this. Get down, get down!
副官 我叫你退后了 Damn it, Deputy, I told you to stay back!
我为什么要退后 Why would I stay back?
因为我说了 Because I said so, that's why!
这是闹着玩的吗 会出人命的 You think this is a game? This is how people get killed!
起来 站起来 过来 Get up, get your ass up. Come over here.
真的够了 I'm tired of this.
我觉得真的哈利·万德斯本格 Okay, I think the real Harry Vanderspeigle
从纽约的加尔文/鲍威尔集团 received a large sum of money
收到了很多钱 from the Galvan/Powell Group here in New York.
啥 What?
我们应该找歌利亚的壁画 We are supposed to be looking for Goliath murals.
我们就 我只需要五分钟 We are, I just... I just need five minutes, okay?
地板上的肉毒素 一袋子钱 The botulin in the floorboards, the bag of money,
山姆给哈利的信 the note from Sam to real Harry...
如果和这家公司有关系 我要知道 If this company is connected, I need to know.
我开始怀疑 I'm starting to doubt
我了解山姆的一切都是假的 everything I ever knew about Sam.
- 好吧 - 不不不不 - Fine. - No, no, no, no.
不不 我必须要自己去 No, no. I have to go by myself, okay?
如果这些和山姆的死有关系 If they are connected at all to Sam's death,
他们会认得你 太危险了 they might recognize you, and it's way too dangerous.
呆在这 Just stay here.
我马上 I'll be right...
世界上最好吃的派
我马上回来 I'll be right back!
加尔文/鲍威尔集团
我必须找到歌利亚 I must find Goliath.
他是我能联系到母星最近的线索了 He is as close as I can get to my home planet.
我不确定我外星人的一面 I do not know how much of my alien self
丢失了多少 I have forgotten.
歌利亚会唤起我的真实身份 Goliath will remind me of my true identity.
壁画我让我找到他 找到我自己 The murals will lead me to him and to myself.
哈利·万德斯本格 Harry Vanderspeigle.
你在这干什么 What the hell are you doing here?
我勒个大槽 Son of a bitch.
哈利你在这干啥 Harry, what are you doing here?
你为什么在纽约 Why are you in New York?
这个人认识哈利 但怎么认识的 It appears this man knows Harry, but how?
他是友 还是敌 Is he a friend? An enemy?
混蛋 你在听我说话吗 Are you listening to me, asshole?
看来不是朋友 Not a friend.
我在喝咖啡 I am drinking coffee...
吃派 and I am eating pie.
我喜欢派 I like pie.
吃起来像蛋糕 但是用真材实料做的 It is like cake, but made with real food.
你本该在科罗拉多 You were supposed to stay in Colorado
完成任务 and do your goddamn work.
我再问一遍 你怎么会在纽约 So let me ask you again, why are you in New York?
我想亲眼看看《法律与秩序》的拍摄地 I wanted to see the home of "Law & Order."
你觉得这很好笑吗 You think this is a joke?
你至少已经把医疗记录销毁了吧 At least tell me you destroyed the medical records.
是的 我销毁了... I destroyed the...
医疗记录 medical records.
你只是把这句话说出来了而已吧 Are you just saying that?
你让我这么说的 You told me to say that.
- 你真的那么做了吗 - 你都听到了啊 - But did you do it? - You heard me do it.
我刚才说得很大声 I just said it out loud.
我是在说那个医疗记录 I'm talking about the medical records.
我知道 我已经把它们销毁了 Yes, I told you I destroyed the medical records.
- 所以你真的做了 - 你是没听我说话吗 - So you did it. - Are you're listening?
我刚说过了 你就坐在我对面 I said it. You are sitting right there.
不是说 是做 Not said it, did it.
做... Did...
什么 what?
我不懂了 需要再吃点派 I am confused. I need more pie.
有助于思考 It will help me think.
你以为你在和谁兜圈子 You have no idea who you are dealing with.
你惹大麻烦了 You are making a huge mistake.
你好 Hello.
刚才这里坐着一位西装革履 You just missed a well-dressed man
但记性不好的人 你没碰上 with a short memory.
我听到你们说话了 他提到山姆给哈利的 I heard. He was talking about the medical records
那些医疗记录 that Sam gave to Harry.
您的派 Enjoy.
你给我点了派 You ordered me pie?
这是我的 No.
你觉得怎么样 How do you feel?
不错 Good.
活着 笑着 爱着
真的不错 Really good.
实际上 有点原始 I feel a little wild, actually.
我或许不太喜欢撞碎膝盖 Maybe I don't like smashing my knee.
你觉得死里逃生怎么样 Sir, how do you like living on the edge?
我们得庆祝庆祝 All right, we need to celebrate.
庆祝一下 冰箱里有啤酒 Yeah, I have beer in the fridge.
一瓶 不对 半瓶 One beer... Well, uh, half a beer.
好像被开过了 我们可以分着喝 Actually, I think it's open, but w..we could split it.
高中的时候我在你衣柜里藏了大麻烟 I hid joints in your closet in high school.
可能它们还在那里 Maybe they're still there.
现在是马克斯的房间了 Uh, that's Max's room now.
我小孩的房间里竟然有大麻 There's-there's weed in my child's bedroom?
希望如此 Hope so.
你 你是在开玩笑吧 Uh, uh, D'arc, you're, uh... You're kidding, right?
我进不去那栋楼 I couldn't get into the building.
安保真烦人 Security was ridiculous.
那人认出你了 That guy recognized you.
你一定是给他们干活的 You must work for them.
你确定他没说其他什么吗 Are you sure he didn't say anything else?
- 比如和山姆相关的 - 他叫我混蛋 - Anything about Sam? - He called me an asshole.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在把城市里所有的歌利亚的壁画都标出来 I am marking every one of Goliath's murals in the city
方便之后去参观 so that we can visit them.
哇 好多 Wow, that's a lot.
等等 Wait.
怎么了 你看出了什么 我只看到一堆点点 What? What do you see? It's just a bunch of dots.
哈利 Harry.
你看出了什么 What do you see?
大熊星座 The constellation Ursa Major.
歌利亚在城市里标注的地点 Goliath targeted locations throughout the city
连起来形成了夜空 to form the night sky.
每颗星星都是一幅壁画 Each star is a mural.
这个信号对其他任何人都没有意义 The signal was not meant for just anyone.
只对我有 Goliath meant it for me.
这是什么意思呢 What does this mean?
这颗星星是歌利亚的太阳 This star is Goliath's sun,
我的太阳 my sun.
我们可以在那里找到歌利亚 That is where we will find Goliath.
这里的某个人肯定就是歌利亚 Someone here must be Goliath.
你觉得谁看起来像外星人 Um, you see anyone that looks alien to you?
他们都不是人类 I do not see any humans.
别那么张扬 Try to be inconspicuous, okay?
试着融入他们 不然太显眼 Blend into the background, avoid attention.
担心担心你自己 Worry about yourself.
我可是有章鱼八腕总目的血统 My lineage includes the superorder Octopodiformes.
生来就会伪装 Camouflage is in my DNA.
来些点心吗 Care for a hors d'oeuvres?
来一点 Yes.
我都要了 I will have all the d'oeuvres.
先生 只能拿一个 It's just one, sir.
真是行云流水 Smooth.
打扰一下 Um, excuse me.
不好意思 你知道主人叫什么吗 Hi. Excuse me, can you tell us the name of the host?
维奥琳达·达维尔 Yes. It's Violinda Darvell.
好的 Okay, um...
原来是你 Oh.
玩得开心吗 Are you enjoying my home?
抱歉 我不知道你就是主人 I-I'm sorry I didn't know it was you.
我是阿斯塔 他是哈利 I'm Asta. This is Harry.
告诉我们歌利亚在哪里 Tell us where Goliath is!
这位信念感很强啊 This one isn't lacking conviction.
他其他方面很弱 No, he lacks a few other things.
有关歌利亚的所有信息都在画布上了 Everything you need to know about Goliath is on the canvas.
我这儿也没有更多信息 There's nothing more I can tell you.
晚上好 Evening, Deputy.
- 感谢你在这里跟我会面 - 没事 - Thanks for meeting me here. - Yeah.
所以怎么了 我猜猜看 So what is this, huh? Let me guess.
今天我吼了你 You're upset with me
你很不开心 是不是 'cause I yelled at you earlier today, right?
或许我不该吼你 Maybe I shouldn't have yelled.
我承认 但我想告诉你 I'll admit that, but I told you...
别参与 我只想说... I said, do not engage. That's what I said...
你在 嘿 你在干什么 What are you... hey! What do you think you're doing?
这是什么东西啊 What is this shit?
好吧 Okay.
这和你吼我无关 This isn't about you yelling.
是你为什么吼我 This is about why you're yelling,
为什么整个夏天你都表现得奇奇怪怪 why you've been acting weird all summer.
你要告诉我怎么回事 You need to tell me what's going on with you.
你不说我们就不走 We're not leaving until you do.
我跟你说了原因 I told you why I was yelling at you...
因为我让你别掺和 但你又不听 'cause I told you to stay back and you defied my orders.
把我松开 Now uncuff me.
今天晚上很适合吃点冻酸奶 You know what? It is a nice night for froyo.
我去拿一点 一会儿回来 So I'm going to get some. I'll be back.
喂 喂 喂 我不是跟你瞎闹 Hey, hey, hey, Deputy. Hey, I ain't playing around.
不是跟你浪费时间 你最好给我松开 妈的 I ain't messing around. You better uncuff me, damn it.
我也没在瞎闹 I'm not messing around either.
你是跟我耀武扬威吗 Don't you be putting your hands on your hips to me.
还扭头就走 And you walking away with an attitude.
不敢相信这些年里 我孩子的衣柜里 I cannot believe there's been weed in my kid's closet
有大麻 all these years.
太可怕了 It's awful.
被塞到门框上了 I mean, it's tucked above the doorframe.
你的小孩很矮 Your kid's short.
他好多年都发现不了的 He wouldn't have discovered it for years.
希望下一个多吃点蔬菜 Hopefully the next one eats her broccoli.
慢着 不会有下一个 Mm, slow down. There won't be a next one.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
你老婆看起来永远都在发情 Your hot wife seems like she's perpetually in heat.
排卵日历 Well, an ovulation calendar
可以帮大忙 helps with that.
她竟然一直都看日历 I'm surprised she keeps track of that shit.
她不看 我看 She doesn't. I do.
救命 Jesus Christ.
我以为我已经够糟糕的了 I thought I was a disaster.
我不引以为豪 Look, I'm not proud of it,
但我觉得一个孩子已经够了 but, I mean, come on, one kid is plenty.
以及 你也不糟糕 Also, you are not a disaster.
我很糟糕 你看我 Yeah, I am. Look at me.
我在你的卧室你的床上抽大麻 I'm sitting on your bed in your bedroom, smoking weed.
我二十年都没搬家了 I haven't moved in 20 years.
你对自己没什么信心 You don't give yourself enough credit.
如果不是你 I wouldn't even be here right now
我都不会出现在这里 if it weren't for you.
你在说什么 What are talking about?
那天晚上绑匪来了 That night the kidnappers came,
我站在前廊 I was standing on the front porch,
等迈克过来 当时我想 waiting for Mike to get there, and I thought,
如果是达茜 她会怎么做 you know, "What would D'arcy do?"
然后我照做了 That's what I did.
真的吗 Really?
你救了我的家人 所以 You saved my family, so...
我觉得你肯定能自救 I think you can definitely save yourself.
活着 笑着 爱着 Live, laugh, love.
哇哦 Wow.
我之前觉得那个牌子看上去很蠢 I thought it was a really stupid sign, but...
但是现在我懂了 now I get it.
它意义非凡 The sign says a lot.
嘿... Hey...
你还醒着吗 you awake?
我们要怎样才能知道 How do we even know?
歌利亚可能是其中的任何一个人 I mean, Goliath could be any of these people.
也可能是维奥琳达 It could be Violinda.
歌利亚肯定是以外星人面目示人 I am sure Goliath will be in alien form.
我会呼唤他 I will call him
用我们特有的远程无声呼唤方式 using my people's silent distress call.
人类是听不见的 It is not perceivable to human ears.
行 Okay.
- 我想我听见了 - 什么 不可能 - I think I perceived it. - No. What?
没错 Yeah.
它不管用了 It must not work
肯定是因为这个该死的人类声带 because of my stupid human vocal chords.
我不觉得它是外星人形态 I don't think he's gonna be in alien form.
来看 Look at this.
看他的耳朵 Look at the year.
歌利亚已经在地球上呆了十多年 Goliath's been on Earth for more than a decade.
这么久已经足够它变成人类 That's long enough to establish a presence,
过上自己的生活了 to create a life for himself,
变得更像人类 to become more human.
不会的 No.
你没看见吗 看这幅画 Don't you see? Look at the painting.
艺术能解释一切 Art is interpretive, so it takes how we feel on the inside
能把我们内心的想法表达出来 and helps us to express it on the outside.
画这幅画的人... So whoever painted this feels...
内心一定很痛苦... pain...
感到迷茫悲伤 loss, sadness.
如果他已经有了人类的形态 Then why is he hiding from the world
那为什么他要藏起来 if he is in human form?
他可能和你一样觉得自己很糟糕 Maybe he feels bad about who he is like you do,
所以他躲了起来 so he hides.
我可没躲 我站着好好的 I'm not hiding. I'm standing right here.
他在哪 哪儿也找不到 Where is he? He is nowhere.
我们会找到他的 好吗 Hey, hey, we're gonna find him, okay?
我们分开找 这样覆盖范围更大 Let's split up. We'll cover more ground.
你在这找 我负责后面 You stay here. I'll cover the back, okay?
不应该是这样 This cannot be.
我走这么远来寻找家人 I came all the way here to find family,
寻找我的同类 to find my people.
歌利亚如果是个人类 那他就不是我的同类 If Goliath is human, he is not my people.
我怎么这么天真 How could I be so ignorant?
一直以来我都在期待 This entire time I've been expecting
能遇见同类 哪怕只有一个 to meet one of my kind, one of my people,
而歌利亚已经被人类同化 and Goliath has already been contaminated by humanity.
我就应该让其他外星人打过来 I should just let my people come.
这幅画里有梵高的影子 你觉得呢 It has traces of Van Gogh, don't you think?
他的自画像时代 His self-portrait era.
我不喜欢绘画 I do not like paintings.
如果你看到它活过来 你会喜欢上的 You might like it if you saw it breathe.
你的作品真扁 Your d'oeuvres are very flat.
这是致幻剂 It's LSD.
迷幻药 A hallucinogenic?
歌利亚认为这玩意能让你 They say Goliath believes acid helps you shed
摆脱人类的枷锁 your human chains
进一步感受艺术 and experience art
用它原本的方式来感受 the way it was meant to be experienced.
我想... I would...
- 想摆脱人类躯壳的束缚 - 嗯哼 - like to shed my human chains. - Mm-hmm.
你可真慢 Took you long enough.
你说过在下班的时候 You said I could trust my gut
我能相信我的直觉 when I was off duty.
现在我下班了 Well, I'm off duty.
我觉得你有点不对劲 And I think there's something going on with you.
行 我没事 Okay, you know what? Fine. Fine.
我在六年前失去了在华盛顿的搭档 Six years ago, I lost my partner in D.C.
在执行公务时被枪击身亡 He was shot and killed in the line of duty.
你高兴了 You happy now?
哦不 Oh, no.
我很抱歉 长官 Sir, I'm so sorry.
我也很抱歉我吼了你 And I'm sorry I yelled at you, but the anniversary
但他的忌日刚过... was a while ago, and it always...
但每次这个时候我脑子都很乱 It messes with my head every time it comes around.
你能帮我解开了吗 Can you unlock me now, please?
哦天呐 对不起 Oh, God, sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
如果没事了的话 Now, if that'll be all,
我要回家陪我爸了 行吗 I'm gonna go home and be with my dad, okay?
我挺喜欢这样的夜晚... I like nights like this...
真正的夏夜 Real summer nights.
夏天是属于孩子们的 Summer's for kids, you know?
没错 Yeah.
他的名字是杰西 His name was Jesse.
我记不太清了... 我当时可能十岁吧 I don't know... I was, like, 10 years old.
我看在街上看见过他 I had seen him around the neighborhood.
他还跟踪过我 You know, he'd follow me around sometimes,
但是我...从来没跟他搭过话 but I never... I never spoke to him.
有一天晚上 大概十点的时候 And then one night, it was, like, 10:00, and, um...
家里有人敲门 there's a knock at the door, right?
没有人会在那么晚的时候 Now, you don't just go knocking on nobody door
敲别人家的门 at that time of night, right?
所以我爸去开门的时候 So my dad, he... He answers the door
还在把左轮枪藏在了背后 with his service revolver behind his back.
然后... And, uh...
他打开门 发现是个瘦弱的小孩 And when he opened it up, it was this scrawny little kid
小孩站在门口问 能不能让我出来玩 standing there talking about, "Can Mikey come out and play?"
我不敢相信我爸竟然答应了 I couldn't believe it when my dad said, "Yeah."
我就那么出门了 So I went on out.
我们就是这么认识的 That was it, you know?
之后我们成了最好的朋友 From that day on, we was best friends.
形影不离 We did everything together, you know,
从小学到高中 all through grade school, through high school.
我们都去了警校 Went through the academy together.
什么事情都是我俩一起 Everything was me and him.
我跟他 I mean, he and I...
我们事实上当了二十多年的兄弟 We were practically brothers for over 20 years, you know?
他就是那个我可以有福同享 I mean, this is somebody I laughed with until I cried
有难同当的人 and cried with until I laughed again, you know?
可之后... And then, uh...
他就这么离开了... and then he's just... He's just gone...
再也见不到了 forever, you know?
我只是...不懂什么是悲伤 I just... I don't understand grief.
但这没用 It make no sense to me.
就算你找到了 You know, you find a way to...
抬起头来 you know, to step over it and move past it,
继续向前的办法 可是... go around it, but that...
那种空虚 并没有消失 That emptiness, it don't ever go away.
我在呢 你可以跟我说 I'm here. You can talk. It's okay.
是我害了他 It's my fault that he's gone.
是我让他上楼 是我让他往那边走的 I sent him up those stairs. I told him to go that way.
不是你的错 No.
都怪我他死在了那 我不能再... It's my fault that he's dead, and I just... I can't...
不能再失去你了 I can't lose you.
副队 我不能再让这发生在你身上 I can't have that happen to you, Deputy.
如果你出了什么事 If something happened to you...
你会怎样 杀了我吗 You'd what? Kill me?
没错 我会这么干的 Yeah, that's what I do.
我会鞭尸你 I'd murder your corpse.
不会有事的 好吗 Nothing's gonna happen to me, okay?
你也不会有事的 我不会允许的 And nothing is going to happen to you, because I won't let it.
谢谢你 我好多了 Thank you.
夏天是属于孩子们的 Summers are for kids, you know?
这药好像只会影响 This drug seems to only affect men with mustaches
留大胡子的人 shaped like tentacles.
我啥感觉都没有 I do not feel a thing.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
不好意思 请问你们知道我在哪能 Hi, excuse me, do any of you happen to know
找到歌利亚吗 where I could find Goliath?
这是拒绝吗 Is that a no?
我能看出来你还在寻找 I can see you're still searching
纽约幽灵 for The Ghost of New York.
来吧 Come.
他的画都是不对外出售的 His paintings are completely unavailable,
当然这是明面上 of course, legally,
但我可以告诉你几个名字 but I can give you a couple of names.
黑市上很活跃 There is a robust black market.
你可能弄错了 我找的不是他的画 I don't think you understand. I don't need his paintings.
我要他本人 I need him.
这些画非常值钱 They've become quite valuable.
我还一幅都没卖出去过 尤其是这幅 I'd never sell one, of course, certainly not this one.
这是他给我画的 Goliath painted it for me.
我觉得我又行了 I think I'm okay now.
这不仅仅是艺术 It wasn't just about art, though.
我认为他需要我 I think Goliath needed me.
跟我说说 Tell me...
你发现哈利是外星人多久了 How long have you known Harry is an alien?
- 你可以走了 - 好的 - You can go. - All right, thanks.
请问需要什么 What can I get you?
你这有什么 What do you got?
这也太扯了 This is some bullshit.