《外星居民》前情提要 Previously on "Resident Alien"...
开门 是我 Open up. It's me.
我们去纽约参加慈善活动的那次 When we went to that charity thing in New York,
他们说钱是给诊所的 they said that the money was for the clinic.
你得先冷静下来 Okay, you need to calm down.
怎么冷静 我没法冷静 Calm down? I can't calm down.
他们威胁了我们的家人 They're threatening our families.
抱歉 Sorry.
- 不行 我得走了 - 好 我明白 - It's okay. I gotta go. - Right. Got it.
它在接收信号 It's receiving a signal.
信号说什么 What does it say?
是一串电话号码 It's a phone number.
收拾好行李 我们要去纽约了 Pack your bags. We're going to New York.
人太多了 Too many people.
亚特兰蒂斯是最后一个人口如此密集的岛屿 The last island that had this many humans on it
而它的下场也不怎么样 was Atlantis, and that did not turn out well.
你好 我想要两片意大利红肠披萨 Hey, I would like two slices of pepperoni.
还要别的吗 Anything else?
请问这里是不是住了个外星人 Does an alien live here?
你拿到的是这个号码 This is the number you got.
这里一定有线索 Something has to be here.
它说"歌利亚" It says "Goliath."
我把纽约市里每一处歌利亚壁画 I am marking every one
都标出来了 of Goliath's murals in the city.
就是这里 它就在这儿等着我们 That is where we will find Goliath.
请问需要什么 What can I get you?
你这有什么 What do you got?
歌利亚一定在这些人中间 Someone here must be Goliath.
这里有你看着眼熟的人吗 Does anyone look alien to you?
关于歌利亚 你想了解的都在画上了 Everything you need to know about Goliath is on the canvas.
歌利亚相信致幻剂能帮你卸下人性的枷锁 Goliath believes acid helps you shed your human chains.
我也想卸下自己的人性枷锁 I would like to shed my human chains.
你知道哈利是外星人这事多久了 How long have you known Harry's an alien?
这算什么鸟事 This is some bullshit.
巴西塔帕若斯河国家森林 33年前
外星居民 第二季第七集
我刚来地球的时候 When I first came to Earth,
我以为我会亲眼见证大屠杀... I thought I would be watching the death--
怎么颜色都在我眼前炸开了 The colors are exploding everywhere!
放好人类清除装置之后 Watching the death
坐在我的飞船里 of all these humans from my ship
见证所有人类的死亡 after I dropped my device.
但如今情况已经大不同 Things have changed.
你为什么觉得哈利是外星人 What makes you think Harry's an alien?
跟我来 Come with me.
你很紧张 我能理解 但没事的 放轻松 You're nervous. I understand. But don't be.
我不仅知道哈利的身份 还知道你来的原因 I know who Harry is, and I know why you're here.
什么 你怎么知道的 How? How do you know that?
我能认出他的外星能量 I recognize his energy.
歌利亚逐渐爱上了这里 但他不属于这里 Goliath grew to love it here, but it was never natural.
他之前内心就无比煎熬 He lived with a lot of inner turmoil.
你也能从他的创作里感受到这种痛苦 You can see it in his art.
等等 你说之前 Wait, you said "lived"?
别告诉我他现在已经不在这里了 What--please tell me that Goliath is here.
歌利亚还在这里 Goliath is here.
那就好 Okay.
这是什么 What is this?
这就是歌利亚 This is Goliath.
我不明白 I don't understand.
歌利亚来到地球之后 After Goliath came to Earth,
我们相识相恋 爱得眼里只剩彼此 we became each other's whole world.
但他最大的愿望还是 But his great wish
再次联系上他的同族 was to connect with one of his people again.
将你带来这里的信号其实是一份私人邀请 The signal that brought you here was a personal invitation.
歌利亚尽他所能 坚持了很久 Goliath held out for as long as he could.
但六个月前 他 But six months ago, he--
你自己看吧 well, you can see for yourself.
他们一族死后会石化 Their species fossilize when they die.
不 这不可能 No, this can't be.
歌利亚不能死 Goliath cannot be dead.
我们好不容易找到这里 We came all this way,
你不知道我们面对了什么 and you don't understand what's at stake!
我很抱歉 但事已至此 I'm sorry. This is all there is.
如果你们早点来这里跟他聊聊 If you came here to speak with Goliath,
这一切就不会发生了 that's not going to happen.
要命 Oh, God.
我的天 你怎么回事 Oh, my God. What happened?
怎么变回外星人了 You are alien.
我往舌头上放了点致幻剂 Well, I took some LSD on my tongue.
现在我周围都是可怕的怪物 And now I'm surrounded by horrible creatures.
我刚刚看到有个外星人 I just saw an alien
把脑袋摘下来了 take off its head,
里面居然露出了一个人头 and there was a human inside!
我身体里是不是也有个人类 Do I have a human inside of me?
那个外星人舔了多少下 How many licks does it take
才变成人类的 to get to the human?
纽约市公共图书馆 New York City Public Library.
很好 我知道你现在在哪了 呆在那儿别乱走 Okay, I know where you are. Don't go anywhere.
我马上来 I will be right there.
感觉好点了吗 Feeling better?
好一点了 Yes.
冰敷能稳定我的人类形态 The ice is stabilizing my human form.
我今天看见了好多人 I saw so many humans today.
尽管人类很恶心 Humans are gross.
但...他们拥有彼此 But...they have each other.
- 就像那一对 - 哈利 - Like those two-- - Harry.
这是他们的家 This is their home.
我想找到像我一样的异乡人 I want to meet someone like me
这样的话 so maybe...
或许我也能有回家的感觉 I can feel like I am home.
说到这事 Yeah, about that.
我在派对上和维奥琳达聊过了 I spoke to Violinda at the party.
她知道歌利亚 She knows Goliath.
或者说 知道活着的他 Or did know him.
他死了 哈利 He's dead, Harry.
歌利亚变得比我更像人类时 就迎来了死亡 Goliath was dead as soon as he became more human than me.
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
- 回来得挺早啊 - 是啊 - You're home early. - Yeah.
最近怎么样 Ah.How are you?
你妈怎么样了 How was your mom?
结果是 她的"精心陪伴" Well, turns out, by "quality time,"
代表她需要全天候技术支持 she meant 24-7 tech support.
所以... So...
- 你最近做了些啥呢 - 没有 - What have you been up to? - Nothin'.
对 啥也没做 Yeah, doin' nothin'.
就是一个人呆着嘛 独处的感觉 Just alone. Alone vibes.
你懂吧 感受孤独 You know, vibin' it.
- 挺好 - 嗯嗯 - Nice. - Mm-hmm.
好 那我现在把箱子拿到楼上去 Okay. Let me take this upstairs.
不行 怎么能你来呢 Nope! Ah, wouldn't hear of it.
待会我拿上去就好 I'll take this up later.
也行 谢了宝贝 Okay. Thank you.
你能带上马克斯的包吗 他去萨哈家了 Oh, would you grab Max's bag? He went to Sahar's.
当然了 Yeah.
总觉得哪里怪怪的 That's weird.
是啊 怪怪的 不对 怎么 怎么会怪怪的呢 Yeah, weird. How did--how did that happen?
是这里 Oh, wow.
你把它挂起来了 You put that up.
它不是收进柜子里了吗 Wasn't it in the closet?
- 你不是讨厌这个吗 - 我没有 - You hate it. - No, I don't.
很多人都把它挂在家里的 A lot of people have that in their homes.
好吧 那我摘下来 Okay, I'll take it down.
不用啊 如果你想挂着 就让它挂着吧 No. If you wanna keep it up, you should keep it up.
- 那你想它挂着吗 - 你想我就想 - Do you want me to keep it up? - I want what you want.
我也是 如果你想的话 我就想 I want what you want. You know, if you want.
你挪动了咖啡桌吗 Did you move the coffee table?
知道了 这就拿下来 Yeah, I'll just take it down.
早上好 Morning.
嗨 丽芙 Hey, Liv.
我在考虑设一个捐款罐 Oh, I was thinking of starting a donation jar
拿来买咖啡壶 for the coffeepots.
这样你就不用自己掏钱喝咖啡了 You know, you shouldn't have to pay for those yourself.
多谢 Thank you.
真挺不错的 I really appreciate that.
但是你为啥把那个标语挂到这儿来 Why--why are you putting that sign in here?
我觉得你会喜欢这样的 Well, I thought you might like it.
把一个真正的艺术标语 You know, bring just a real artistic statement
放进办公室来 into the office.
你觉得 你觉得怎么样 What do you-- what do you think?
我得说你那个捐赠罐的点子还不错吗 Do I have to say I like it for you to do the donation jar?
我 I...
挺喜欢的 love it.
棒极了 挂好了 Great! It stays up.
- 我 我去找个罐子来 - 好 - I'll--I'll get a jar. - Okay.
等下 你能过来看看这个吗 一下就好 Hey, can I show you something real quick?
当然 Yeah, you bet.
我想上传这个视频 I think I'm going to post this video.
"佩西恩斯小镇有神秘不明飞行物出没" "Incredible UFO in Patience."
不 不能这样发 No, you can't post that.
你也知道 人们现在已经觉得 You know, people already think Patience
佩西恩斯老出人命了 is a murder town.
你还想让他们把这里当外星人镇吗 You want them to think it's an alien town too?
但要是真的 But if this is real,
我难道不应该向世界展示这个发现吗 don't I owe it to the world to share this?
不会的 只要你稍稍改一下标题 Yeah, as long as you change the headline
改成 "不明飞行物出没在杰瑟普小镇附近" to "Incredible UFO Near Jessup."
- 删除 - 嘿 - Backspace. - Hey.
捅一下我的手 Jab me in the arm.
听着像犯罪 Seems like a lawsuit.
会吗 Oh, is it?
看好了 我是不是在捅我自己呢 Oh, look at this. Am I jabbing myself?
在捅对吧 但我一点感觉都没有 Am I jabbing myself? I can't feel anything.
知道原因吗 因为我今早手在栅栏上 You know why? 'Cause I cut myself
拉了道口子 需要缝针 this morning on the fence and needed stitches,
而史默伍德医生他娘的麻醉了我整条手臂 and Dr. Smallwood put my whole damn arm to sleep.
这僵硬的膀子 我要怎么工作 How am I supposed to work with a dead tree-trunk arm, huh?
我看看 怎么会呢 Oh, let me see. Let's see how.
我抓根笔给你看看 Let me just grab a pen.
看见了吧 Oh, look at that.
副警长 看样子 你得把我今天的警察报告 Deputy, looks like you gonna have to write
一起写了 my police reports today.
我已经写完了 警长 I already do that, sir.
不错 Well, good.
那我们就准备好了 Then we're prepared.
我很确定这里有什么误会 Look, I'm sure that it's a simple mistake.
斯莫伍德医生有资历又有实力 I mean, Dr. Smallwood is an institution.
她还接生过我呢 真的 She literally delivered me as a baby.
那你父母是不是也是她接生来的 Didn't she literally deliver your parents too?
这不重要 Yeah, I don't think that's relevant.
镇长 你得让她走人 Look, you need to fire her ass
在一群地精赶来 before a bunch of elves
搬进我硬邦邦的树桩膀子里 move into my tree-trunk arm here
开始做曲奇饼干之前 and start making cookies.
不能因为一次错就葬送一位女性的职业生涯 One mistake should not ruin a woman's life.
她何止一次 It's more than one mistake!
我上次嗓子疼去找她看 I saw her for a sore throat,
她诊断我得了歇斯底里症 and she diagnosed me with hysteria.
我觉得你俩都有点夸大其辞了 I think that you're both blowing this out of proportion.
我等下就要去她那里 You know, I'm getting the results today
拿年度体检报告了 for my yearly checkup
我确信 她会一如既往的活泼 and I am sure that she will be as spry as ever.
上次我们见面时 她还做了侧手翻 You know, last time I saw her, she did a cartwheel.
不 她没有 No, she didn't.
好吧 确实没有 No, she didn't.
但我打赌她能做 But I bet she could.
看够了吗 Seen enough?
我真的不想错过航班 I really don't wanna miss the flight.
我想在走之前看看这幅歌利亚的壁画 I wanted to see this one Goliath mural before we left.
没想到我会想念我的章鱼朋友 I did not think I would miss my octopus friend,
因为我本以为会去见我的外星家人 because I thought I was meeting alien family.
但他们现在都死了 But now they're both dead.
我感到很孤独 I feel very alone.
很遗憾你这次没能见到家人 I'm sorry you didn't get to see family on this trip.
没有了歌利亚 No Goliath...
对于拯救世界毫无头绪 no idea how we're gonna save the world.
- 我们现在怎么办 - 不知道 - What are we gonna do now? - I do not know.
歌利亚是联系上我的星球的 Goliath was our last chance
最后机会了 to contact my planet
也是我在地球上能遇到同族人的最后机会 and my last chance to meet one of my people on Earth.
如今我会在无法使用我美丽母语 Now I will die without having a conversation
交流的情况下终此一生 in my beautiful language.
我只能被迫自言自语 I will be forced to talk to myself.
我应该让你小声点 但现在我们在纽约 I'd tell you to keep it down, but we're in New York.
大家都见怪不怪 所以 Weird is normal here, so...
你认为歌利亚也有一个章鱼朋友吗 Do you think Goliath had an octopus friend too?
也许吧 Maybe.
我不是他肚子里的蛔虫 I don't know how his mind worked, though.
也许这就是他随手画的 Maybe this painting is just random.
不是随手 It is not random.
我的同族行事必有目的 Everything my people do has purpose.
行吧 那真是费解 Okay, well, it's really confusing,
因为感觉他无缘无故把我们找过来了 'cause it feels like he brought us here for no reason.
不是费解 是难以置信 Not confusing. Impossible.
歌利亚懂我 Goliath knew of me,
知道我被困住了 knew that I was stranded.
他变得再怎么有人性 However human he had become,
也绝不会平白无故带我来这儿 he would never have brought me here without a reason.
你确定歌利亚没给我留任何东西吗 Are you sure Goliath did not leave anything for me?
维奥琳达啥也没说 Violinda didn't mention anything.
你认为她有所隐瞒吗 Do you think she is hiding something?
我不知道 I don't know.
她似乎真的很伤心 I mean, she seemed like she was genuinely grieving.
当给我看他的尸体时 她真的很难过 She was really sad when she showed me his body.
你看到歌利亚的尸体了 You saw Goliath's dead body?
是啊 Yeah.
说到这儿 你本应该告诉我 You could've told me that your people
你的族人死后会变成石头 turned to stone when they died
还会站着死去 or that they die standing up, for that matter.
他死时是站着的 He was standing up?
歌利亚是站着的 Goliath was standing?
是啊 他的尸体是这样 Yes, his dead body was.
怎么了 What?
我得 我们得走了 I have... we have to go.
哈利 Harry!
罗伊健身房
♪来 来 来 来吧♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on
♪来 来 来 来呀♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on
♪来 来 来 来吧♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on
♪来 来 来 来呀♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on
♪当我们装死时♪ When we pretend that we're dead
♪装死时♪ Pretend we're dead
♪当我们装死时♪ When we pretend that we're dead
♪装死时♪ Pretend we're dead
♪他们置若罔闻♪ They can't hear a word we've said
♪装死时♪ Pretend we're dead
♪当我们装死时♪ When we pretend that we're dead
♪来 来 来 来吧♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on
♪死亡♪ Dead
♪装死♪ Pretend we're dead
♪死亡♪ Dead
♪来 来 来 来呀♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on
♪死亡♪ Dead
♪装死♪ Pretend we're dead
♪死亡♪ Dead
♪来 来 来 来吧♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on
♪我们已死♪ We're dead
她谋杀了她丈夫 She murdered her husband,
如今却在靠丈夫的遗物获利 and now she's profiting from his stuff.
这就是个谋杀拍卖 This here is a murder sale.
你叫我们来就为了这事儿 That's what you called us out here for?
听着 Look.
霍奇斯夫人正在处于 Mrs. Hodges is currently awaiting trial
被指控罪行的候审阶段 on the crime that she is accused of.
她有所有合法权利进行庭院拍卖 She has every legal right to have a yard sale,
比我要吐槽你和这件衣服的话还合法 which is more than I can say about you and that shirt.
现在 赶在一群火烈鸟来找爸爸之前 Now, why don't you take your ass home
你还是赶紧回家吧 before a flock of flamingos come lookin' for they daddy?
谢谢你 警长 Thank you, Sheriff.
我不过是秉公执法罢了 I'm just an impartial administrator of the law.
我还是把这些东西装起来吧 Well, I'm probably gonna box all this up anyway.
显然 没人想从杀人犯这里买古董勺子 Apparently, nobody wants to buy antique spoons from a murderer,
所以我还是把这些捐给慈善机构吧 so I'll probably just take it all to Goodwill.
等等 Hold on a minute.
看看这个 副警长 Look at this. Hey, Deputy.
你品一品 Look at this.
我像谁 Who do I look like?
时髦诗人 A hipster poet?
是迪克·崔西 可恶 No. Dick Tracy, damn it.
电影《至尊神探》中的男主角
史上最棒侦探 Greatest detective in history.
发明了手表电话 Invented the watch phone.
不过没一分钱收益 Never saw a dime of the profits, though.
因为他是个动画人物吗 Because he was a cartoon character?
这顶多少钱 How much you want for this?
不知道 二十块如何 I don't know. 20 bucks?
- 成交 - 这是宗好买卖 - Sold. - It's a good deal.
帽子是山姆的 他才戴过一次 It was Sam's. He only wore it once.
我们坐飞机去蒙大拿州 We were flying to Montana,
结果他把旧帽子落飞机上了 and he left his old hat on the plane,
所以就在机场买了这顶 so he got that one at the airport.
他戴着很可爱 He looked really cute in it.
警长 我很抱歉 Listen, Sheriff, I'm sorry.
我改主意了 我不能卖 I've changed my mind. I can't sell it.
好吧 没事 Okay. It's no problem.
我们看看还能不能淘点别的 Let's see what else we got around here.
我记得这些 I remember these.
山姆很喜欢这些神秘小说 Sam loved these mystery novels.
经常建议我去读 Always trying to get me to read one.
告诉我这些对破案有帮助 Told me it would help me solve crimes.
好吧 这样 我给你 All right, tell you what. I'll give you...
五十块 我全要了 50 bucks for the whole lot of them.
别 别 警长 这也太多了 Oh, no, no. Sheriff, that's too much.
如果山姆希望你读它们 Listen, if Sam wanted you to have them,
那你不用给钱 then you don't pay.
就把它们当作山姆给你的礼物吧 Just consider it a gift from Sam to you.
谢谢你 霍奇斯夫人 这太好了 Thank you, Mrs. Hodges. That's very kind.
行 好的 Yeah, all right.
走吧 副警长 Deputy?
你看她像杀死自己丈夫的女人吗 She seem like a woman who killed her husband to you?
不 长官 不像 No, sir, she doesn't.
是的 肉眼可见的悲伤 简单明了 No, that's grief right there. Plain and simple.
一个杀死自己丈夫的女人 I mean, a woman who kills her husband
不会因为怀念而留着一顶旧帽子 don't hang on to no old hat just to remember him by.
布鲁姆出发了 And Bloom goes down.
达茜 你摔得很严重 D'arcy, you had a bad fall.
他们说我差点失去这条腿 They said I could've lost my leg
甚至丧命 or even died.
你用这种方式啊 Oh, you're going that way?
有点奇怪 That's weird.
你好 Hey.
我不知道你也在这儿健身 I didn't know you worked out here.
是的 我 我在恢复日 Yeah, I... I took a recovery day.
已经十五年了 For about 15 years.
欢迎回来 Glad to have you back.
你在六档 Oh, you're at a six?
真有意思 我在七档呢 That's cute. I'm at a seven.
你该配眼镜了 You need glasses.
这是八档 That's an eight.
你确定吃得消吗 Sure you can handle that?
你不是有点懈怠了吗 Aren't you a little out of practice?
我有优势 I have an advantage.
做完深蹲之后我就感觉不到腿了 Stopped being able to feel my legs after I did squats.
- ♪我的罪行♪ - 再来一个 - My evil ways - One more.
你可以的 You got it.
明天估计会很痛 That is gonna hurt tomorrow.
是啊 但这是有益的痛 Yeah, but it's a good hurt.
我的教练经常说痛苦才有用 My coach always says it's gotta hurt to work.
- 大学里吗 - 是的 - College? - Yeah.
我在哥伦比亚大学是跑一千五和五千米的 I ran the 1,500 and 5,000 at CU.
大四时全美大学生体育协会决赛中获了第二 Got second in the NCAA finals my senior year.
可以啊 Legit.
你还好吧 Oh, you okay?
没事 可能锻炼过头了 Yeah, yeah. Think I overdid it.
- 就是需要喝点水 - 是 我明白 - Just need some water. - Yeah, I get it.
我差点在踏步机上 I almost blew chunks all over poor Mr. Gibbons
吐了可怜的吉本斯先生一身 on the elliptical.
好了 我不练了 All right, I'm done.
我们去59酒吧吧 Let's head over to The 59.
喝点蛋白质奶昔 Got some protein shakes.
- 说真的吗 - 是啊 - You do? - Yeah.
啤酒嘛 Well, beers.
里面有半克蛋白质呢 It's got half a gram of protein in it.
总比你在喝的那个垃圾饮料好一点吧 I mean, it's better than that garbage you're drinking anyway.
你在喝啥 What is that?
白水啊 It's water.
白水 Water.
我要见歌利亚 I need to see Goliath.
请停下 Please stop.
我告诉过你们他去世了 I told you he passed on.
我希望你们能尊重我的隐私 I wish you would respect my privacy.
我尽力了 但是阻止不了他 I tried. But I can't stop him.
歌利亚在哪儿 Where is Goliath?
你得离开 You need to leave.
哈利 我们得走 Harry, we have to leave.
她希望我们离开 She wants us to go.
阿斯塔 Asta.
这边 This way.
不 不 你们不能进来 No. No, you can't be here!
不 住手 No! No!
这是什么鬼 What the hell is that?
是我们的孩子 It's our baby.
你必须走 You need to leave.
我不会让你带走我的孩子 I'm not letting you take my child.
我可以把你的手臂掰下来 I could just rip your arms off.
等一下 你什么意思 这是你们的孩子 Stop it. What do you mean, that's your baby?
歌利亚借用我的基因组织怀孕了 Goliath used my genetic tissue to get pregnant.
这就是歌利亚联系我的原因 Goliath contacted me. This is why.
你好 有人吗 Hello? Anyone here?
我来解决 I'll take care of it.
对不起 门开着呢 Sorry, the door was open.
你是维奥琳达·达维尔吗 Are you Violinda Darvell?
是我 Yes.
我们还没有开张 We're not open quite yet.
请你离开这里 You'll have to leave.
我现在十分迫切 I'm a little desperate.
想买一些艺术品 I'm interested in buying some art,
听说你可能有些门路 and I was told you might be able to help.
一位叫歌利亚的艺术家的作品 An artist named Goliath?
抱歉 我现在有事 Unfortunately, I'm busy right now.
耽误你几分钟都不行吗 Are you sure you can't spare a few minutes?
还真把自己当毕加索了 You're a freakin' Picasso!
这是你画的吗 Did you draw this picture?
对 这是我为警方提供的画像 Yeah, I draw police composites of criminals.
坏了 Oh, shit.
给你 我请客 Here you go. On the house.
谢谢 你可真大方 Oh, thank you. That's very generous.
喝着像肥皂水 This tastes like soap.
没错 抱歉 Oh, yeah. Sorry.
这是当地啤酒厂自酿的 It's a local brewery,
可能酿酒桶就是厂长家的澡盆子 which means it's just a guy that makes beer in his bathtub.
我给你拿瓶别的 I'll get you a different kind--
别 别 不用了 No, no. That's not it.
不会吗 Oh, no.
你怎么了 What?
上次发生这种事的时候 The last time that this happened,
当时我刚怀上马克斯不久 I was in my first trimester with Max.
再加上当时在健身房有些头晕 Plus the dizziness at the gym...
你觉得你怀孕了 You think you're pregnant?
是的 I think so.
那恭喜你了 I mean, congratulations.
咱们得开个香槟 We gotta get some champagne.
如果真是怀孕的话那我不能喝酒 I can't drink if I'm pregnant.
我知道 I know.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我只是不知道再要一个孩子会怎么样 I just don't know how I feel about having another kid.
没错 Oh, right.
- 因为马克斯 - 什么意思 - 'Cause of Max. - What do you mean?
什么我什么意思 你刚刚想说什么 I didn't--what do you mean? What do you mean?
再养一个孩子意味着我这一辈子 Having another kid means my entire life
就要再浪费一个十八年 gets put on hold for the next 18 years.
一切又得重来 I have to reset the clock.
本会被吓一跳 Of course, Ben would be thrilled.
应该会吧 I mean, he would.
你确定吗 Are you sure he would?
什么意思 他和你说过什么吗 Why? Did he say something to you?
他能对我说什么 Why would he say anything to me?
我俩又不会坐在一起 It's not like we sit around having conversations
聊你俩要不要孩子的事 对吧 about you guys having kids, right?
那倒是 Yeah.
也许他改主意了 Maybe he changed his mind.
我自己就变卦变得很快 You know, I change my mind all the time.
就像之前 我打算只喝一瓶啤酒 Like, earlier, I was sure I was gonna have only one beer,
现在我可能想喝六瓶了 and now I'm thinking I might have six.
相信我 Trust me.
我了解我丈夫 I know my husband.
他肯定想多要个孩子 He wants more kids.
他巴不得我给他生支乐队出来 He'd start a family band if he could.
对 他... Yeah, that's--he's--
你懂 你懂你丈夫 you know, you know your husband.
时间刚刚好 您真是一如既往地守时 Ah, right on time, as always. Punctual.
- 您是位好大夫 - 谢谢你 - You're a great doctor. - Thank you.
不幸的是 我有个不好的消息得告诉你 Unfortunately, I have some bad news for you.
怎么了 What's that?
你的血检结果显示你有结肠癌 Your blood tests indicate cancer in your colon.
很严重 It's very aggressive.
这是帕特尔夫人的病历 That's Mrs. Patel's chart.
- 哦吼 - 这才是本·霍桑的 - Whoops. - This is Ben Hawthorne's.
等一下 Wait.
也就是说我没得癌症咯 So I don't have cancer?
没有 No.
就是有点缺维D Low in vitamin D.
多晒晒太阳吧 Get some sun.
祝你生活快乐 Have a good day.
见到帕特尔夫人可别和她提这事 Don't tell Mrs. Patel if you see her.
懂吗 Yikes.
抱歉 等一下 Sorry, hang on.
斯莫伍德医生 您刚刚说我就快死了 Dr. Smallwood, you basically just told me that I was dying.
我拿错病历了 I had the wrong chart.
- 难免的嘛 - 是吗 - It happens. - Should it?
并不是 No.
能让我俩单独说几句话吗 Could you give us some privacy?
也不行 Also no.
那 好吧 Okay, well...
斯莫伍德医生 我很抱歉要这样做 Dr. Smallwood, I am sorry to have to do this.
您对社区来说很重要 I mean, you will always be a pillar of this community.
但我必须得... But I am going to have to...
问问您 要不要考虑 Ask you if you have ever considered
修一个长假 taking an extended vacation.
去买辆小车 看看世界 You know, maybe buy a van? See the world?
他想炒了你 He's trying to fire you.
您之前是一位好大夫 可现在不行了 You're not the doctor you used to be,
恐怕如果您继续工作下去 and if you keep working here,
可能会害死别人 you might kill someone.
真的吗 Is this true?
此言非虚 It's not not true.
你还不忍心开口 真是个善良的孩子 You're a sweet boy for not wanting to tell me that.
你就一点也不可爱 You're not sweet at all.
你还自我感觉挺良好 It even looked like you enjoyed it.
我没有不享受 I didn't not enjoy it.
现在我们正式没大夫了 And now we officially have no doctor.
斯莫伍德判你死刑之前 I pulled out our hiring files when I realized
我就把雇佣合同找出来了 Smallwood was about to tell you you were dying.
那你刚刚怎么不提醒她 算了 Seems like you had time to stop her, but okay.
万德斯本格医生是唯一合适的候选人 Dr. Vanderspeigle is our only real candidate.
医术不错 但不怎么有趣 Good doctor but not much to look at.
他六分像佩西恩斯 四分像丹佛人 He's a Patience six, which is a Denver four,
一分像加州人 which is a California one.
说这些话是不是不太合法 Not sure if any of that's legal to say.
他生日就快到了 He has a birthday coming up.
也许我能去劝劝他 You know, maybe I could convince him.
真狡猾 给他买个礼物 Sneaky. Buy him a present.
让他拿人手软 Soften him up.
你已经有三分像佩西恩斯人了 You've just moved up to a Patience three.
谢谢 Thanks.
歌利亚的作品很少见 Goliath pieces are very rare.
你可以找古根海姆博物馆的馆长打听打听 You could try the curator at the Guggenheim.
我真的帮不上你 I certainly can't help you.
我杀了她算了 I could just kill her.
不行 不能再杀人了 No. No more killing.
等一下她马上就走了 Just a minute. She'll leave.
这幅呢 What about this piece?
这是歌利亚的作品 This is a Goliath.
这是我的私人藏品 It's part of my personal collection.
不对外售卖 It's not for sale.
听起来它对你意义非常啊 Seems like it means a lot to you.
你认识他吗 Did you know him?
这不关你的事 I don't think that's any of your business.
请你现在就离开 You need to leave now.
我没有别的意思 Don't take this the wrong way,
但我还是能看出来 but I can tell by looking at you,
你买不起这种作品 you can't afford a piece like this.
那我可能要让你大吃一惊了 You'd be surprised by my resources.
袋子里是什么 What's in the bag?
不 No!
抱歉 你是对的 I'm sorry. You're right.
歌利亚想让你拿着蛋 Goliath wanted you to have the egg.
这是你的使命 It's why you were sent for.
歌利亚知道它需要一个外星人来引导和保护 Goliath knew it needed an alien to guide and protect it.
一个有情感的外星人 An alien with emotions,
像你一样 like you.
他是什么人 Who was he?
他是一个走出丛林的人 He was a man who stepped out of the jungle
也是我的爱人 that I fell in love with.
歌利亚告诉我等时机成熟你就会来的 Goliath told me you would come when the time is right.
我现在知道他为什么说 I know now why he said it was very important
让你拿着蛋 很重要了 for you to have the egg.
歌利亚提醒过我 会有人来拿它 Goliath warned me there would be people coming for it.
向我保证你会照顾好它 Promise you will take care of my baby.
我保证 I promise.
哈利 她不见了 Harry, she's gone.
他们想要蛋 他们不会罢手的 They want the egg. They won't stop.
从后面走 Go out the back.
好 Okay.
这俩人是从哪冒出来的 Who the hell are these guys?
埃里克斯·奥格尔维 加尔文/鲍威尔集团
马克斯刚长大到 Max is just getting
我能放心让他一个人在家 to the point where I can leave him home alone
更不会有儿童福利机构的人找上门来 without it being a child services issue.
除非他打架斗殴 Unless he gets into the matches.
我都能应付得来 I mean, if I can handle the drunks
到这来的那些醉鬼 that come through this place,
孩子不会比这更糟糕的 kid can't be that much worse.
你是说你真的想要个孩子 You saying you actually wanna have a kid?
首先我得找到那个对的人 First I'd have to find the right guy
来让我摧毁他的生活 to have his life ruined by me.
那你有目标了吗 Ooh, anyone special in mind?
你是问我找到受害者了吗 Do I have a victim in mind?
跟我约会一点不比死里逃生容易 Dating me is kind of like walking into a war zone.
但我觉得你会很受欢迎 Hey, I think you're a catch.
而且如果你愿意的话 And if you wanted to,
我觉得你会是一位好妈妈 I think you would be a great mom.
得了吧 Come on.
想象一下假如你怀孕了 Imagine if you were pregnant.
咱们就是孕友了 We could be pregnancy buddies.
我们就可以一起穿 We can get them matching
"姐就是女权"连体服了 "This is what a feminist looks like" onesies.
你得有牺牲掉你自己为所欲为的 I mean, you'd have to be willing to give up the freedom
欢乐时光的觉悟 to do whatever you want whenever you want.
比如你现在就可以飞去巴黎 I mean, you could just jet off to Paris right now.
但我不会 But I won't.
还不如飞回家收集指甲油 I'll just jet home to my nail polish collection.
我有很多指甲油 I have a lot of nail polish.
至少你的宝宝闻起来不会让你上瘾 At least your baby won't make you high when you sniff it.
放松 Take it easy.
那个... You know, it's--
我又不确定我是不是怀孕了 it's not like I know for sure that I'm pregnant.
去做检查呗 Well, let's find out.
在59酒吧 我们为各情感阶段提供服务 Here at The 59, we cater to every stage of a relationship.
避孕套 验孕 亲子鉴定 Condoms, pregnancy tests, paternity tests,
外加一个离婚律师 不过他周四就开始 plus a divorce lawyer who starts his weekend bender
他的狂欢周末了 on Thursday afternoon.
幸好还有存货 Thank God these are still in stock.
朱迪用这玩意比你吃的糖还多 Judy goes through them like Tic Tacs that you piss on.
我不太清楚 I don't know.
我不确定我有没有准备好知道结果 I'm not sure I'm ready for the answer yet.
我没你那么勇敢 Not feelin' as brave as you.
那是你没看见我今天 You didn't see me run away
在健身房压腿的时候溜掉 from the leg press at the gym today.
你只是跳过了一台机器 这可是你回来的第一天 So you skipped one machine. It was your first day back.
当你准备好了 再去练它吧 When you're ready, it'll be there.
拿着吧 Keep it on you.
你准备好时会需要它的 When you're ready, it'll be there.
为什么我们要坐两天的火车 Why do we have to ride on this train for two days?
如果有人把女人绑在铁轨上呢 What if someone ties a lady to the tracks?
如果她被平行于铁轨绑起来 If they tie her lengthwise,
我们会脱轨的 it could derail us.
确实 It could.
但那不会发生 这可不是什么默片 哈利 But it won't, because this isn't a silent movie, Harry.
我们也没得选 And we didn't have a choice.
运输安全管理局肯定不会让你 Pretty sure TSA won't let you on a plane
带着那个上飞机的 with something like that in a bag.
你知道它什么时候 或者会不会孵化吗 Do you even know if and when it will hatch?
不知道 No.
在我的星球上 我们与基因伴侣交配 On my planet, we mate with a genetic partner.
带孩子的伴侣 The partner who carries the offspring
会孵化几百颗蛋 incubates hundreds of eggs.
这只是一颗蛋 This is just one egg.
一个外星人 One of my kind...
和人类伴侣交配的结晶 mating with a human partner.
不知道它会是什么样子 I do not know what this will look like.
也不知道什么时候会孵化出来 I do not know when it will come.
也许会在一年内孵化 It could be hatching in a year.
也许正在孵化 It could be hatching right now.
也许立刻出来 Or...now.
立刻 Or now.
好吧 Fantastic.
我们现在该怎么办 What are we supposed to do now?
歌利亚想让我带着这颗蛋 Goliath wanted me to have this egg.
他知道如果他孕育成功会发生什么 He knew what would happen if he became impregnated.
歌利亚死了我才会有这个孩子 Goliath died so I could have this baby.
我要去喝杯茶 I'm gonna go get a tea.
你需要什么吗 Do you want anything?
不用 No.
我要冰淇淋三明治 Ice cream sandwich!
我去纽约是要找一个和我 I went to New York to find an alien
有相似之处的外星人 even a little like me.
现在这颗蛋 Now when I look at this egg,
应该算意外收获 I think I have found something different,
一个被人类情感玷污的孩子 a baby contaminated with human emotion,
一半外星人 一半人类 part alien and part human.
我们不止有点相似 It is not a little like me.
我们简直一样 It is just like me.
你怎么了 迈克 What's going on, Mike?
你从进来就没翻过页 You haven't turned the page since you came in.
我... I...
我从阿比盖尔·霍奇斯那里 I got a bunch of these books
拿了一堆这样的书 from Abigail Hodges, and...
我以为它们能让我忘记一些烦心事 thought they'd help me take my mind off some stuff,
但没什么效果 but it's not working so well.
你想聊聊吗 Something you wanna talk about?
和你的战友说说你的想法 Share with a fellow soldier what's on your mind?
我最近有被困住的感觉 Oh, I kind of feel stuck lately.
好像我被困在一堆东西中间 You know, like I'm in the middle of something,
却不知道怎么走出来 but I'm not sure which way is the right way to go.
这事你要保密 Look, between you and me...
我好像犯了个错 I think I made a mistake.
我可能抓错了人 I think I might've put the wrong person behind bars.
我上一次犯这种大错还是在华盛顿的时候 Last time I made a big mistake like that was back in D.C.,
我的搭档牺牲那天 and my partner, he didn't go home that day.
不走运啊 Tough break.
是啊 Yeah.
我如果有鼠尾草 就帮你熏烟了 If I had my sage, I'd smudge you.
一种古老的宗教仪式
不过免费馅饼也挺好吧 Free pie is a close second.
好啊 Psh, I'll take it.
我之前在越南当警卫的时候 I was doing guard duty in Vietnam.
想象着回家能吃到的汉堡 Dreamin' about the burgers we'd order back home.
讲着下流段子 Tellin' dirty jokes.
假装一点也不害怕 Pretendin' we weren't scared shitless.
当时有一场伏击 It was an ambush.
我的兄弟被击倒 My buddy hit the floor.
我只傻站着 I just stood there like an idiot
直到他失血过多而死 till he bled out.
天哪 丹 Jesus, Dan.
医生说那不是我的错 Medic told me it wasn't my fault.
说他是气胸 Called it a... sucking chest wound.
但我无法摆脱罪恶感 But I couldn't shake the guilt.
多年来我一直逃避这个错误 And I ran from that mistake for years.
差点因此而死 Almost died from it.
抱歉听到这些 I'm sorry.
你是怎么挺过来的 I mean, how do you even survive something like that?
这和挺过来无关 It's not about the surviving.
我们身边每个士兵都在撑着 Any soldier who's still with us is surviving.
士兵必须要胜利 A soldier has to prevail.
我试着纪念乔伊 Learned to honor Joe.
他一直陪伴着我 Now he's with me every day.
乔伊餐馆
如果你想纪念你的搭档 If you wanna honor your partner,
尽力做个好警察吧 be the best cop you can be.
把罪有应得的人抓起来 Put the right person behind bars.
旋风鸟
警官 嗨 Deputy. Hey.
我在外面等了十分钟了 I've been waiting out front for the last ten minutes.
你忘了我来接你吗 You forget I was picking you up?
我忘了 抱歉 Yeah, I'm sorry.
我太忙了 I've been tied up.
一堆警务工作 Just, like, police stuff.
又在拦下超速飞船吗 Pullin' UFOs over for speeding again?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我就是觉得自己有点傻 I'm just feeling a little stupid.
我发布了不明飞行物的视频 大家都认为是假的 I posted that UFO video, and people think it's fake.
相信网民言论 Hey, the only thing stupid is believing
才傻呢 what someone on the internet thinks.
无视他们就行 Ignore them.
但不止一人这样说 It's not just one person.
大多数人都说是假的 还有人把 It's most of them, and someone used a filter
不明飞行物恶改成甜甜圈 to change the UFO into a doughnut.
他们甚至不知道我是警察 They don't even know I'm a cop.
这个看起来还挺像真的 That looks pretty realistic.
现在我饿了 Now I'm hungry.
我们走吧 回家路上买个甜甜圈 Let's stop and get one on the way home.
抱歉 Sorry.
我还要忙十分钟 I need ten more minutes.
- 好吧 - 好的 - Okay. - Okay.
我改主意了 我想要茶 I changed my mind. I want tea...
你应该把痕迹清理干净的 You should've cleaned up after yourself.
现在把那颗蛋给我 Now, you're gonna give me that egg,
说清楚它是从哪来的 and you're gonna tell me where it came from.
是你 You.
怎么回事 窗户怎么破了 What the... how did that window break?
我不知道 I do not know.
这辆火车太廉价 到处破破烂烂的 It is a very cheap train. Everything breaks.
天哪 Oh, my God.
你的脸怎么了 What... what happened to your face?
我可能杀死了那个坏女人 I may have killed the bad woman.
没事的 我把她从窗户扔下去了 It's okay. I threw her out the window.
她死了 She's gone.
你给我买冰淇淋三明治了吗 Did you get my ice cream sandwich?
长官 这个房间我们检查过很多遍了 Sir, we've been through this room a thousand times.
你真的觉得我们遗漏了什么吗 Do you really think we've been missing something?
是的 之前我们想要了解 Yeah, well, before, we were trying to get
凶手的想法 in the killer's head.
现在该了解山姆的想法了 Maybe it's time we try to get into Sam's.
我是个小镇医生 对吧 Okay, so I'm a small-town doctor, right?
为人和善 颇受欢迎 Nice guy. Whole town loves me.
那为什么会有人想杀我 So why would somebody want me dead?
医疗事故吗 应该不是 Medical malpractice? I don't think so.
我的医术很好 I'm too damn good at what I do.
我撞见什么了吗 Did I witness something?
因为知道了什么 所以有人想杀我吗 Did I know something that made somebody wanna kill me?
我是个聪明人 I was smart.
如果我知道了什么危险重要的事情 If I knew something important and dangerous,
也许我会写下来 I might've written it down.
有可能 但是写在哪了 Yeah, but where?
等等 Wait.
山姆喜欢这些书 Sam loved these books.
长官 Sir?
书里这个好色侦探 The sex-crazed detective in these books,
当他觉得有人跟着他时 when he thought somebody was after him,
他会把便签拿出来 he would take his case notes, and he would put them
放在办公室画的后面 in the back of paintings in his office.
♪在伊甸园街道中心♪ In the middle of the streets of Eden
拜托 Come on.
♪四面有风吹来♪ The four winds blow
该死 Shit.
♪是我父亲灵魂♪ Of my father's soul
♪来去自由♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, here and gone
也许这只是一本无聊的书 You know what? Maybe it's just a dumb book.
就算他在这里藏了什么 Even if he hid something here,
现在也该不见了 it would probably be gone by now.
这里有过三位医生 I mean, we've had three doctors since.
任何一位都可能把画换了 Any one of them could've changed these paintings.
但那幅没换 Not that one.
这幅不会换 Not this one.
♪来去自由♪ Here and gone
长官 Sheriff.
天哪 Holy shit.
加尔文/鲍威尔
佩西恩斯肯定比纽约离我的星球更近 Patience must be nearer to my planet than New York.
在这里 我觉得离家更近了 When I am here, I feel closer to home.
你要说说这是怎么回事吗 You gonna tell me what's goin' on?
你一路都没说过话 You haven't talked this whole ride.
我不喜欢你这么安静 I don't like it when you're quiet.
会让我有点紧张 Makes me nervous.
我们去看的外星人 The alien we went to see
死了 was dead.
但生下了一颗蛋 But it gave birth to an egg,
正放在哈利的包里 and now it's in Harry's bag.
我还是更喜欢你安静的时候 I liked it more when you were quiet.
我也是 Me too.
恭喜 Congratulations!
我听说你收养了一个孩子 I heard you adopted a baby.
别担心 现在还没孵出来 Do not worry. It has not hatched yet.
如果出来了 你会知道的 If it did, you would know.
它可能会吐酸 It would probably spit acid.
放心 我们会把蛋放在安全的地方 It'll be a relief that we put that egg somewhere safe.
你那破地堡终于有用了 Finally a use for that stupid bunker of yours.
我建那个破地堡是为了救你 I built that stupid bunker to save your life.
这样就算全世界的人都死了 So that everyone in the world
我们俩也会没事 would die but me and you.
谢谢你想着我 Thanks for including me.
惊喜 Surprise!
生日快乐 万德斯本格医生 Happy birthday, Dr. Vanderspeigle.
你能回到佩西恩斯真是太好了 Glad to have you back in Patience.
说两句吧 Speech!
滚出我家 Get out of my house!