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♪不用考虑 自然就好♪ I don't gotta think about it, be like it's automatic
♪没事 没事 走吧 走吧♪ Okay okay, alright alright
♪我引起骚动 让众人回头♪ I was causing a stir, making all the heads turn
♪没事 没事 走吧 走吧♪ Okay okay, alright alright
ShinY
深影
我准备了美餐 Okay, I got us food,
菜量不多 多吃不撑 but not a lot of food, so we won't be too full.
我们那啥的时候也方便 Later. When we... do the stuff.
你这样让我更难于启齿了 You're making what I'm about to say even harder.
- 韦斯 它真的在动 - 露西 待着别动 我马上来 - Wes, I can feel it moving! - Lucy, just stay still! I'm coming!
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露西的石膏里好像进了只流浪蜘蛛 So, a hobo spider seems to have crawled into Lucy's cast and,
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其实我不该叫它流浪蜘蛛 for the record, I am not calling the spider homeless
因为我这里就是它的家 because he very much has a home. Mine.
我得先处理好家里的事 I have to stay here and deal with this.
你别怪我 Please try not to hate me.
不会 我不怪你 我理解 No, no, no. I'm no hate. I... I get it.
你肯定生气了 我知道 真抱歉 You should be mad, and I totally get it. I'm so sorry.
要不这周换个时间见 Can I make it up to you later this week?
我没生气 No, I'm not mad!
改天晚上再约也行 Yeah, I could make another night work.
我都有空 I'm pretty much free any time.
要不周二 Maybe... Tuesday?
朱尔斯周历
周三 跟斯特拉 吃寿司
周四 工作 跟伊兹 喝酒
周五 斯凯的 生日派对
朱尔斯周历
周二 跟麦迪逊 看电影
周三 跟斯特拉 吃寿司
周四 工作 跟伊兹 喝酒
露西周二要做理疗 周三呢 Tuesday's Lucy's physical therapy. Wednesday?
周一 乌姆 内部聚餐
周二 跟麦迪逊 看电影
周三 跟斯特拉 吃寿司
应该可以吧 Sure?
朱尔斯周历
周一 提高 自己
周二 找寻 尊严
周三 鼓起 勇气
周四 尊重 自我
你还想要我怎样 What do you want me to do?
抱歉 我不是说你 韦斯 Sorry, not you, Wes. Um...
周三 鼓起 勇气
周四 尊重 自我
周五 别当 受气包
快去处理石膏里的蜘蛛吧 Go ahead and deal with the spider and the cast, and, uh...
- 祝你好运 - 好吧 再次抱歉 - good luck. - Alright, I'm sorry.
我不想那啥 I ain't doing the "Stuff"...
但我想玩拼字游戏 but I'd play a game of Scrabble.
让你惨败 And I'll whoop your ass, too.
《娃娃脸》第二季 第四集 强势女王
总监 拔丝君
翻译 青鸟
查德 发现问题了吗 Do you see the problem here, Chad?
看着都一样啊 They look the same to me.
翻译 范塔锡呀
问题就在这里 Well, that's concerning to me,
查德 其实是有差别的 Chad, given that they are different.
翻译 Estella
一种会让厕所难看 另一种不会 I mean, one will make our bathroom ugly, and the other will not.
翻译 下饭咸鱼
没办法 订单就这么写的 Can't help you. It's on the purchase order.
你就接受吧 You'll have to live with it.
哥们 Hey, buddy,
限你一小时内把瓷砖装对 you have an hour to start an installation with the right tile,
翻译 芒果味斑马
不然我会给方圆五十英里 or I'ma call every person
校对 Noel
有厕所的人打电话 who owns a bathroom within a 50-mile radius
抹黑你 to tell them you suck.
别去看我给你的差评 Forget about what I write about you on Yelp.
压制 抱枕
怕你妈妈伤心 Your mother will cry.
她已经够失望了 我会搞定的 She's already very disappointed. I'll fix it.
谢谢 Okay.
特效 Noel
宝贝 Babe,
以后承包商我来应付 我很在行 let me handle contractors from now on. I speak their language.
该装还是得装 It's called shaming.
好的 Got it.
你好 莲花 还是我 Hey, Lotus! Me again.
我想再确认下你还有何需要 Just triple-checking that you don't need anything.
如果有 那你就是我的头号客户 If you think of anything, you're my number-one client.
不光是因为我只有你这位客户哦 And not just 'cause you're my only client!
好吧 我先挂了 Oh! Okay, gotta go.
波比 请你解释下 Bobby, help me understand.
三年来 我都在跟你上早七点私教课 I've had the 7 AM private session for three years.
你现在电话也不打 信息也不发 You don't call, you don't write.
直接在应用程序上把课调到十一点半 You just switch me to the 11:30 AM on the app?
抱歉 我得给工作人士 I'm sorry. I have to reserve
预留这时段的课程 the 7 AM solo for people who actually work.
- 我不是吗 - 我是指朝九晚五的那些人 -I work! -I just mean... people with 9-to-5 schedules.
但我保证 But, I promise,
团体训练里我还会重点关注你哦 I'll work you just as hard in this group sesh, 'kay?
怎么是团体训练 It's a group session?
珍妮丝 双胞胎还好妈 Hey, Janice, how are the twins?
那是个当妈的吗 Is that a mom?
我不明白为何酒店不增订 I don't understand why the hotels haven't re-upped their order
乌姆系列的洗浴产品 of the Woöm's bath and shower line.
难道他们往瓶里装些便宜货 Unless they're refilling the bottles with something generic.
我们要全面调查 I want us to do a full investigation.
不过先得给我的离婚律师送文件 First, we have to drop some papers at my divorce attorney's.
- 记好了吗 - 明白 Are you writing this down? -Yes, yes.
我现在就在忙这事儿呢 That's definitely a thing I'm doing with my hands right now.
你们是不是瞒着我组了个乐队 You two starting a girl band I should know about?
可惜我今天没带牛铃 I did leave my cowbell at home today.
是离婚律师打来的 真会挑日子 This is my divorce lawyer, today of all days.
五分钟后在泊车处等我 你来开车 Meet me at the valet in five. You're driving.
好的 马上到 So fun. Be right there.
你跟塞莱斯特说让我承担更多职责 Um, when you asked Celeste for me to have more responsibility,
可我根本不想这样 I didn't at all mean this.
你可以去找 Well, maybe you could ask the
另外两个乐队姐妹帮你 other two Haim sisters to give you a hand.
好吧 塞莱斯特把柯林的东西全烧了 Oh, right. Um, Celeste is burning all of Colin's shit,
她或许答应把这吉他送给她按摩师的儿子 and I guess she promised her masseuse's son this guitar?
他可能是音乐家或者心怀大志的服务生 Maybe he's a musician or a barista with big dreams.
东西给我吧 You can just leave that with me.
反正我在等斯特拉一起去吃午饭 I'm waiting for Stella to meet me for lunch anyway.
你真是太好了 真想疯狂感谢你 Oh my god, thank you so much. That would be insanely helpful.
疯狂已是我生活的常态 Insane being the main word in my life right now.
我把他的联系方式发给你 Okay. I'm gonna send you his contact.
他应该快到了 He should be here really soon.
好的 Okay.
太感谢你了 祝我好运吧 Thank you so much. Pray for me!
你好啊 Uh, hi! Hello.
芬德也是吉他品牌
我是朱尔斯 你应该是芬德吧 I'm Jules. You must be... Fender?
我来拿吉他 但本人可不是吉他 Well, I'm here for the guitar, but I'm not a guitar myself.
可能下辈子就是了 Maybe in my next life?
说的也是 Right. Yeah.
很有可能 Yeah. Of course.
我还以为你会像澳洲人那样 I thought it was Australian like in a...
"早 我是芬德" G'day, Fender!
- 这样打招呼 - 好吧 - Kind of a way... -Well...
吉他很不错 She's gorgeous.
想听点什么吗 Any requests?
点歌吗 Oh, a song, huh?
我想想 有什么歌 Any song. Um, one single song.
- 反正也没插电 - 好吧 - It's not plugged in anyway. - Oh.
真可惜 我刚想说奈莉的 Too bad because Hot In Here by Nelly
- 《热火朝天》- 不是吧 - just sprang to mind. - Oh damn.
重返高中舞会呢 Middle school dance flashbacks.
- 很怀念吗 - 没有啦 - Fond memories? - Not at all. Um,
我躲在厕所里大哭 因为亚历克斯·彭德尔顿说 I cried in the bathroom because Alex Pendleton told me
我身上有股味道 胡说八道 I smelled like pool water, which I didn't.
亚历克斯·彭德尔顿也就初一那时很风光 Well, we both know Alex Pendleton peaked in seventh grade,
他现在是住在妈妈家地下室的单身狗 and he's now an incel who lives in his mom's basement.
谢谢安慰 Thank you.
我很想 Well, I'd love to, uh,
继续聊下去 但是我得走了 continue this, but, uh, I gotta be somewhere.
要去演出吗 Oh, gotta get to a gig?
没错 我要去和 Actually, yeah. I'm doing a recording
"治愈创伤"乐队录歌 session with a group called Trauma Bonding.
- 你听说过吗 - 没有 但我经常 - Have you heard of them? - Uh, no, but I'm very familiar
忍受伤痛 with actual trauma.
我还得拿样东西 Um, I need that.
差点忘了 Oh! Of course you do.
谢了 Thanks.
很高兴见到你 朱尔斯 Nice to meet you, Jules.
过来 Come here!
先说好 Okay, first of all,
我们现在是好闺蜜 你也别担心 we're now best friends. Don't feel threatened.
我们很合拍 我把她当自己人 She's everything, and I've claimed her as my own.
- 真为你们高兴 - 其次 刚才那人是谁 - Very happy for you both. - Second, who was that?
我在这都能感受到你们之间的性张力 I could feel the sexual tension from over here.
经过多次心理治疗 我以为不会再对 After a lot of therapy, I thought my days of being attracted
任何直男心动 直到他出现 to straight men were behind me, and yet here we are.
确实 他长得挺帅 Yeah. He is very not bad looking.
没错 而且他明显对你有意思 No, and he was clearly hitting on you.
你怎么不约他出去 Why didn't you ask him out?
不知道 我的心里 I don't know. My dance card is pretty full with...
装着别人 one other person.
我跟韦斯 用俗话说就是 搞上了 Wes and I, as they say in the business, banged.
韦斯是兽医 Wes is a veterinarian who lives
还在和前女友同居 因为她手摔断了 with his ex-girlfriend because she broke her hand.
- 猛料啊 - 感觉如何 - Okay, hot? - So, how was it?
很爽 爽翻了 Good. Too good.
但这事我还没告诉麦迪逊 But, I haven't told Madison
我总觉得她不希望我俩在一起 'cause I feel like she's not gonna love the idea of me seeing him.
她现在还很脆弱 Yeah, she's still in a fragile place,
恐怕这会让她又想起科林的事 and I feel like it'll trigger all the Colin stuff.
我们的闺蜜莫名其妙地 Our best friend unknowingly
跟塞莱斯特的前夫搞上了 had an affair with Celeste's ex-husband.
又是猛料 你们说的事都好劲爆 别停 Okay, also hot. I'm impressed by everything I'm hearing. Go on.
我不想对她有所隐瞒 I just hate keeping anything from her.
或许不用隐瞒很久 Probably won't have to hide it much longer
我也不知道何时能再见到他 because I have no idea when I'm gonna see him again.
《护士当家》的主角
他就像是护士杰姬 He's basically Nurse Jackie.
- 那天晚上又爽约 - 好 够了 - Canceled on me again the other night. - Okay, that's it.
马上去约刚刚那人 You need to ask this other guy out right now.
我还从没主动约过男人呢 Asking a guy out first isn't really something I've done ever.
所以你才搞到现在的地步 And that's why you're always stuck in this dynamic.
伊兹把他的电话给我了 Well, Izzy did give me his number...
- 那正好 你开头打算说什么 - 我不知道 - Okay, hello? What's your opening line? - I don't know!
通常都是麦迪逊帮我想撩汉短信 Madison is usually the one who helps me compose my boy texts.
意思就是 她告诉我 And by helps, I mean tells me
该写什么 然后帮我发送 exactly what to write and then sends it for me.
我一般会发张截图 上面只有我的 I mean, I usually start with a cropped photo of, like,
- 曼妙身姿 - 或者... - just my torso. - Or...
想都别想 Okay, hard pass on both of those.
我再想想 Okay, I'm just gonna try something.
嗨！我是朱尔斯。
大家觉得朱尔斯的开场白如何 So, what do we think of Jules' opening here.
有何感受 How did that make you all feel?
- 很糟 - 感叹号显得她很饥渴 - Bad. - The exclamation point makes her sound thirsty.
只有疯子才会在句末加标点 Only psychopaths put punctuation at the end of a text.
我发都发了 Well, I already sent that text,
你们的话毫无意义 还很伤我心 so this feels both pointless and hurtful.
他可能不记得我是谁 干脆... Oh, he might not remember my name. Let me just...
别别别 No, no, no!
嗨！我是朱尔斯。
刚才那位
- 那怎么办 - 发个动图 - What now!? - Send a GIF.
有谁觉得发动图很奇怪 Who thinks sending a GIF just now was a weird move?
逗我吗 各位 Aw, what the hell, guys?
我该怎么补救 Okay, how do I recover?
再发短信就没戏了 A quadruple text is suicide.
他已经死心了 He's already dead.
要不要找时间出来玩?
大家注意 对方正在输入中 We got bubbles, people.
要不要找时间出来玩?
今晚如何 我要去许珀里翁舞厅演出 我可以把你加进宾客名单
很好 Hell yes.
现在给他发你胸器的照片 Now, send him a picture of your tits!
盖里 我们说好的 We talked about this, Gary.
不能再发裸照 You have to stop pitching nudes!
那就发张脚的照片 Then send him a picture of your feet.
有谁觉得盖里是个猥琐变态 Who else thinks Gary is creepy AF?
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late!
我被安排到全职妈妈的傍午班了 I got moved to the stay-at-home moms' late morning class,
我现在心情很差 and I'm in a dark place.
说些好事来听听 Tell me something good.
朱尔斯这辈子头一次主动约男人 Well, Jules asked out a guy for the first time ever,
就约在今晚 and is now going on a hot date tonight.
- 亲口问的吗- 发短信 - Asked? - Texted.
你给男人发短信都不用我帮忙啦 You texted a guy without my input?
- 姑娘长大了 - 这不算是正式约会 - Big girl! - Mm, well, it's not a date-date.
至少我觉得不是 I, at least, don't think it is.
我也说不准 总得弄清楚是吧 Actually, I'm not sure. I should probably know, huh?
这地方不错 Oh! This is a very cool venue.
我以前受邀参加奢华晚会的时候也去这里 I used to go there when I was invited to cool things at cool venues.
不如这样 我邀请你去 Okay, well, how about this? I'm inviting you.
想到要独自参加摇滚演唱会 The thought of going to a hip concert alone
我还不如一头扎进火山里 makes me wanna swan dive into a volcano.
我应该没问题 Well, I guess I could.
我还是下次再待在家里 I'll just cancel plans with myself to stay in
缩在沙发上痛哭吧 and cry on the couch, again.
要帮伊兹带点什么吗 Should we get Iz something?
塞莱斯特可能还在麻烦她 I think Celeste still has her captive.
我还以为 I thought I was doing a nice
让塞莱斯特多给她点事做挺好的 thing by asking Celeste to give her more to do,
但塞莱斯特总对她呼来唤去 but she's just bossing her around.
利维也很喜欢使唤人 Well, Liv is pretty bossy, too.
我还以为我俩是搭档 I mean, I thought we were supposed to be partners,
但我总感觉是在给她打下手 but it feels like I'm working under her.
她肯定知道你不肯当下手 I'm sure she doesn't think you're under her.
别动 Don't move.
等等 我... Sorry, I just...
我要... Just gonna...
这样就好 Uh... yeah. Okay.
你想怎样 Okay, wh-what's happening?
我想在上面 Um, I wanna be on top.
行 Okay...
应该是水管工 It's probably the plumber.
- 我去开门 - 没事 我去吧 -I'll go deal with it. -No, I can deal with it.
小拉 我来开 Stel, I got this.
♪内心越发躁动♪ ♪I am getting so hot♪
♪想要宽衣解带♪ ♪I wanna take my clothes off♪
再问一遍 我们干嘛来这里 Remind me again why you needed us for this?
我想买个巨根 I just need some big dick energy
在利维面前夺得主动权 to get my power back with Liv.
那个和你的指甲油很搭 Get one that matches your nail polish.
那是阴毛吗 还在蛋蛋上 Is that hair? On the balls?
还有血管 And a vein?
逼真得让我害怕 The realistic ones scare me.
如果我有男根 你们觉得该是什么样 If I had a dick, what kind of dick do you think I'd have?
割过包皮的 Circumcised?
要不系在身上试试 Maybe grab a harness and try them on?
这跟买鞋一样吗 Is it like shoes?
要戴上在店里走走 Do you need to walk around the store a little,
看看用着是否舒服吗 make sure it's comfortable?
我打算去看看... Okay, I'm gonna go check out the, um...
我就是不想 Yeah, I just need to not
再站在这堵男根墙前面了 be standing in front of a wall of dicks anymore.
要我说 那款更好 For what it's worth, I like that one.
是翘弯 还是直挺 Curve or no curve?
这是个问题 These are the questions.
塞莱斯特今晚放过你了 So, Celeste finally let you go for the night?
怎么可能 我稍后要去酒店找她 Oh, not at all. I have to meet her at the hotel after this.
她以为我在买冰沙 She thinks I'm grabbing us smoothies right now,
然后检查假冒的乌姆洗发产品 and then we're checking for fake Woöm shampoo bottles.
我也许真该去喝点冰沙 I should probably at some point go grab smoothies.
伊兹 你要表达自己的想法 拒绝她 Iz, you have to stand up for yourself. Say no.
这糖做胸罩可惜了 This is better candy than bra, just saying.
我想向塞莱斯特证明自己的能力 好吗 I want Celeste to see that I can handle it, you know?
让她知道我抗压能力强 但是... I'm not gonna crack. Even though...
这糖让我无法抵抗 I might be cracking.
你们赶紧起来 那只是展示品 Hey, you gotta get up. Those are just for display.
好 马上 Sorry! Our bad!
怎么从这性爱秋千上下来呢 How does one get out of... the sex swing?
稍等 Ow. One moment.
好吧 连我这种俗人 Okay, as someone who is not cool,
都觉得这地方非常不错 I can still recognize that this place very much is.
来 微笑 自然点 Alright, smile, but look casual.
我要发到动态 Have to post it on my story
让大家知道我还有些影响力 so people know I'm still a mover and/or shaker.
或者知道我还活着 Or just alive at this point.
我觉得可以让某些人知道 Yeah, I think it could be a good idea to let certain people know
我在外玩耍 有很多安排 that I'm out there, having plans, etc.
音乐狂朱尔斯
真是美照钓痴汉呢 Oh, that is a thirst trap for sure.
我们去喝酒吧 Alright, let's get a drink.
塞莱斯特 Celeste?
- 我都洗三次澡了 - 所以呢 - That was my third shower. - And?
他们换了产品吗 我被骗了吗 Are they switching products? Am I being screwed?
我不知道 我现在血管里都是洗发水 I don't know, but I can feel the shampoo in my bloodstream.
不太好受 Doesn't feel good.
你来了 You came.
我来了 I came.
你真漂亮 You look great.
你也是 So do you.
我喜欢你的项链 I like your necklace.
你好 我叫麦迪逊 Hello. I'm Madison.
嗨 Oh, hi!
我去拿酒 很高兴不认识你 I'll go get us drinks. Nice to not meet you.
你想喝一杯吗 So, did you wanna get a drink?
伙计 Hi!
你怎么看到我就走开了 You can't look at me, then re-walk away!
我们没确认眼神吗 Our interaction already started!
我没有魅力了 荡然无存 I have lost all of my mojo. It's completely gone.
麦迪逊·麦斯威尔 Madison Maxwell?
麦迪逊 天哪 Madison! Holy shit!
- 露比 你怎么在这里 - 工作啊 - Ruby! Oh my god, what're you doing here? -You know, working,
也是来喝酒 边喝酒边工作 but more like drinking, but more like work-drinking.
咱们叙叙旧吧 酒我没办法了 Tell me about it. Well, minus the drinking part.
你想喝什么 我请客 What do you want? I'm buying.
放下手里的工作 上沙发 Put those down and move to the couch.
马上 Now.
好 Okay.
天哪 朱尔斯 My god, Jules!
同时遇到你们俩真是难得 So funny running into you two together.
好像重回大学时光 Totally brings me back to college.
- 没错 - 嗨 露比 -Totally. - Hey, Ruby!
我靠 稍等 我要去跟 Oh, fuck me. One sec. I have to go say hi
抖音上签约的音乐人打个招呼 to a TikTok kid I gave a record deal to.
你好 Hi! Hi!
露比现在都负责发掘音乐巨星了 So, Ruby's like a full fancy A&R executive now?
- 你信吗 - 我信 - Can you believe? - Uh, yes, I can.
她爸不是唱片界的史蒂夫·乔布斯吗 Isn't her dad, like, the Steve Jobs of record labels?
有人使用Spotify 他就有钱拿吧 Pretty sure he gets a check every time someone just opens Spotify.
放轻松 法官朱迪 Okay, take it easy, Judge Judy.
可惜这部剧现在不播了 I'm so sad that show is done now.
说真的 大学里有你看得顺眼的人吗 But real question, did you like anyone we went to college with?
你和斯特拉是我最好的朋友 You and Stella were my best friends
但我也有五年没找你们玩了 and I spent, like, five years without hanging with you guys.
也对 Fair point.
但露比真风光 Yeah, but Ruby's cool. I mean,
她小我们两级但还是很有气场 she was two years below us and still intimidating?
我很喜欢 I respect it.
你们想去那边的贵宾区吗 那里更私密 You guys wanna come to the VIP section? It's more private.
芬德邀请我去后台看他表演 Actually, Fender invited me to go backstage for his performance.
我们走吧 We should go there.
但他应该不想我去碍事吧 Yeah, I don't think he wants me backstage.
别担心 我会照应她的 你去玩吧 Don't worry. I'll keep her safe. Go have fun.
我们要好好叙叙旧 We have a lot to catch up on.
里面是什么 What do we have here?
♪面色潮红♪ Whoop, get the face on like, oh yeah
♪呻吟不断♪ In the mirror looking like mm, yeah
爱狗人士韦斯 音乐狂的身份 很适合你 朱尔斯
嘿 Hey.
嘿 Hey!
你刚才太棒了 You were so amazing.
我该知道你的真名了吧 I should probably learn your real name, huh?
我叫乔什 It's Josh.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我还是继续用芬德称呼你吧 So, we're gonna stick with Fender, right?
可以 可能我得去躺公安局改名 Probably gonna get it legally changed, yeah.
- 喝一杯 - 你带路 - Drinks? - Lead the way.
点伏特加苏打会显得我很无趣吗 Does a vodka soda make me boring?
来两杯 Two of those.
我一直觉得喝低俗的酒会被看不起 I always feel like I'm gonna get drink shamed for being basic,
所以多年来我都装作喜欢喝啤酒 but I just spent too many years of my life pretending to like beer,
但我实在装不下去了 and I can't do it anymore.
假装喜欢 Pretending to like something
可比伏特苏打更低级趣味 is more basic than vodka soda could ever be.
有道理 Very good point.
你请客吗 Are you buying?
今晚是你约我出来的哦 'Cause you did ask me out tonight.
当然 抱歉 Oh my god. Yeah. Sorry.
逗你的 这里酒水免费 I'm messing with you. It's all comped here.
你先给我发消息 我还蛮激动的 I'm just excited that you texted me first.
那你喜欢主动出击的女生吗 Oh, so you like when a girl makes the first move then?
那还用说 我就是喜欢被人追 What can I say? I'm a boy who likes to be courted.
好了 再跟我说说你的近况吧 Okay, wait, tell me more about what's been going on with you.
感觉你做公关简直易如反掌 I feel like you've been totally crushing the publicist thing.
其实 I mean...
- 要我说实话吗 - 我只想听实话 - Can I give you the real? - It's the only thing I'll accept.
我本来干得风生水起 后来被解雇了 I was crushing it, but I recently got let go from my firm.
我想东山再起 I've been trying to build up an independent list,
但最近都没什么起色 but I've been feeling a little less than lately.
你再看看我呢 Girl, look at who you're talking to.
因为我爸 No one in music took me
起初音乐行业没人把我放在眼里 seriously at first because of who my dad is.
我得加倍努力才能证明这份工作 I had to work twice as hard just to prove I didn't get this job
- 不是我走后门得来的 - 你也不好过啊 - because of nepotism. -That must've been hard.
确实 不仅是工作 It was, and not just work stuff.
跟学校朋友相处也很困难 It was hard in school with friends, too.
我知道大家对我的印象 I realize how this sounds. "Poor little rich girl
"住父母豪宅 stuck living in Beverly Hills
开豪车来上学的可怜富家女" with her parents and commuting to class," But...
但感觉其他宿舍都相亲相爱 it seemed like everyone really bonded in the dorms,
而我却无法体会 and I was kinda... not a part of it.
你不用愁没鞋子穿去洗澡 Well, you also missed out on needing shoes to shower.
其实 我很开心跟朱尔斯当室友 But yeah, I got really lucky to have Jules as my roommate.
我稍后还要去场小派对 I'm going to an after-party in a little
很多坡面公司的艺人也会去 that's gonna have a bunch more Hillslope artists.
跟我去吗 Come with me.
- 我不能丢下朱尔斯 - 她没事 - I shouldn't leave Jules. - Oh, she's fine.
你也看到那个人了 You saw that guy.
我们要玩通宵吗 Are we about to have a night?
那是当然 We're about to have a night.
塞莱斯特 到此为止吧 Celeste, that's it.
塞莱斯特 我受够了 Celeste... I can't take it anymore.
我受够了 I can't take it anymore.
塞莱斯特 到此为止吧 Celeste. That's it.
塞莱斯特 够了 我受够了 Celeste, that's it. I can't take it anymore.
塞莱斯特 到此为止吧 Celeste, that's it.
天哪 Oh my god...
怎么样 So?
等我说完这番很失礼的话 I know I'm probably gonna projectile vomit
恢复意识后 when I re-enter my body after this
可能会狂图吐不止 very uncharacteristic speech, but--
天哪 Oh god.
- 你还好吗 - 来感觉了 - Are you okay? - It's happening.
我不知道是乌姆还是软皂的产品 I don't know if it's Woöm or if it's Softsoap, okay?
我感觉浑身像小海豹那样滑溜 I-I feel like a freaking baby seal.
抱歉 伊兹 I'm so sorry, Izzy.
我可能被假冒产品的事情 I might have gotten carried away with this whole...
冲昏了头脑 product betrayal thing.
- 没关系 - 有关系 - It's fine. - No, it's not.
给我喝吗 我真挺渴的 Is that for me? 'Cause I could really use it.
给 Here.
那个鼓手 喝得很醉 This drummer, he got so drunk,
不停地说踩跋 表演中途就晕倒了 he yaks on his hi-hat, he passes out mid-show,
醒来过后又继续演奏 and then comes to, and then starts playing again.
- 不是吧 - 真的 - No! Oh my god! - Yes.
抱歉 要不 Sorry, uh... You know what?
- 等我一下 - 好 - Just give me one second. - Yep.
- 我现在不方便讲话 - 等等 - Hey, um, I can't really talk. - So wait,
你接了电话 还说自己不方便讲话 you picked up the phone to tell me that you can't talk?
现在想想也确实不对劲 Yeah, it makes less sense when you repeat it back to me.
我还在外面玩 I'm just... I'm out right now.
我知道 你那张照片不错 I know. I-I liked your picture.
- 是吗 - 现在新手机的像素 - Oh, you did? - You know, the picture quality
真是越来越高了 我... on these new phones is getting so impressive, and I just...
很想你 I miss you.
我要挂了 Look, I gotta go.
行 晚点再聊 Alright. Uh, text me later.
抱歉 Sorry about that.
- 那是我... - 男朋友 - That was just my... - Boyfriend?
没关系 就像我说的 It's okay if it was. It's just, like I said...
你先发消息给我的 you texted me.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我没有男朋友 I do not have a boyfriend.
真的 I mean, really.
我不知道我们算什么 I don't know what we are.
现在是跟我一起来的朋友 This is just my friend I came here with,
她说她和另一个女生去别的派对了 telling me she left to go to some after-party with another girl.
但是 But,
实话实说 我... in the spirit of being honest, I guess I...
约你出来就是为了让他吃醋 did ask you out to try to make him jealous. I'm sorry.
把我当二手吉他来玩弄啊 Playing me like a used guitar.
没事 我也干过 It's okay. We've all done it.
抱歉 我自作自受 你人真的很好 Yeah, well, I played myself because you are great.
谢谢 你也很好 Thanks. So are you.
我现在不用和朋友一起回家 Well, um, since I'm not going home with my friend anymore,
想换个地方喝酒吗 do you wanna get another drink somewhere else?
我忍不住想约你出去玩 怎么回事 I can't stop asking you out. What is happening?
其实 我明天得早起去赶飞机 要不 Actually, I've gotta be up early to be on a plane, but, um,
等我回来再约 let's hang out when I get back.
好 Yeah.
我要去收拾行李了 I should go pack up my stuff.
拜拜 朱尔斯 Bye, Jules.
我会给你发信息的 Well, I will text you.
或者你给我发 Or you text me! You know,
谁先发都可以 whoever texts first texts... first.
- 你懂的 再见 - 拜 - You know... Okay, see ya. - Bye.
今天本该是 Today is, well...
我和科林的十周年纪念日 would've been my 10-year anniversary with Colin.
你知道吗 他想要夺走我的一切 You know, he's trying to take everything from me.
像是自己从没那样做过 As if he hasn't already.
但马里布的房子我才不会给他 But I wouldn't give him the Malibu house.
他做出这种事 我就更不会了 I couldn't, you know, after all he's done to me.
事情就变得很糟糕 So, things have gotten ugly.
就像"世界再无夜间精华"那么糟 Like "A world with no night serum" Ugly.
他想尽办法夺走一切 Yeah. He's come after everything,
这段时间 我们就像在演狗血剧 so now, it's just been dragged out into this full-on shit show,
我的人生从没这么糟糕过 and I have arrived at this fucking milestone
严格意义上 我还是他老婆 still technically married to him.
我讨厌死他了 I hate him so much.
我也是 Me, too.
我以前那么爱他 I used to love him.
算了 Anyway...
你该回去了 you should probably go.
没被我折磨够吗 I've tortured you enough.
我要留下来 I could stay.
为什么 Why?
你不该独自度过这原本美好的纪念日 You shouldn't have to be alone on your would-be anniversary.
我觉得你很棒 I mean, you're amazing.
我入职乌姆以来就很崇拜你 I have idolized you since I started at Woöm.
或许 我们可以... I don't know. We could just, like...
出去逛逛 hang?
可以啊 Okay.
好呀 Yeah.
要叫客房服务吗 吃点薯条 Do you wanna get room service? Get fries?
- 你居然吃薯条 - 只配红酒吃 - You eat fries? -Only with wine.
天哪 Holy shit.
小拉 能跟我说说这到底怎么回事吗 So, Stel, you wanna talk to me about what's really going on?
你是想来点更刺激的吗 'Cause you're clearly overcompensating for something.
我知道你比我更了解这个圈子 Look, I know you know this business better than I do.
但你让我变得 But, you're making me feel...
不硬气了 emasculated.
男权主义搞得我话都不会说了 The fucking patriarchy doesn't give us a word.
应该说太娇气了 E-woman-ated.
你说得对 Listen, you're right.
我有时候可能太霸道了 I guess, sometimes, I can be kind of alpha like that.
为了生存 不得不这样 That's how I've had to be to survive,
但这确实不好 and it's not cool.
我不想让生意影响我们的关系 好吗 Listen, I don't want our business stuff to mess us up. Okay?
但是 But, um,
你真希望我们在方方面面都平等吗 you really wanna be equal partners in every way?
在酒吧 我们都是老板 Um, maybe in the bar we're both bosses,
在闺房 我就做枕头公主 but I think in the bedroom, I'm just a bottom.
别啊 你可不是弱受 Oh, come on. You're not just a bottom.
那我是个女王受 I'm a... power bottom?
- 多性感 - 确实 - That's hot. -So hot.
- 女王受 - 没错 - Power bottom. - Mm-hm. Yeah.
我不该见色忘友 Hey, this is my official
在此正式向你道歉 "I'm sorry for ditching you for a boy" Apology.
你昨晚还好吗 How was the rest of your night?
你们玩得挺晚啊 Wow, you guys stayed out that late?
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她睡你家吗 She slept over?
说得没错 Yeah, that's true.
要是没睡就不算借宿了 I guess it doesn't count as a sleepover if you didn't sleep.
哪有 你们再续友情是好事啊 No, yeah. That's great that you guys reconnected.
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多休息吧 我... Um, well, get some sleep, and I'll...
回头跟你聊 I'll talk to you later.
拜 'Kay, bye.
信息 何时再见面
没事 我懂 别担心
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新建信息 收件人: Fender
今晚如何 我要去许珀里翁舞厅演出 我可以把你加进宾客名单
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♪感受房间对面的躁热♪ Energy from across the room, you got it
♪我们是该放松心情了♪ I feel it, it's time that we just stay loose
♪拨通电话 开始行动♪ Start ringing, do the thing
♪没错 随心所欲♪ Alright, do the thing you do
♪行动起来 行动起来♪ Do the thing, do the thing
♪随心所欲♪ Do the thing you do
♪我们一起♪ Let's do the thing, alright
♪随心所欲♪ Do the thing you do
♪行动起来 行动起来♪ Do the thing, do the thing
♪随心所欲♪ Do the thing you do, woo!
♪感受悸动与澎湃♪ Good vibes are we in control
♪享受生活的瞬间♪ Start living, do we get it
♪迫不及待 加速加速♪ Speed it up, yeah, we on a roll
♪来番魔幻体验♪ Feel the magic, you did it, whoa
♪展翅飞翔♪ Start winging, whoa
♪我也一起♪ I feel it, whoa, yeah
♪行动起来 行动起来♪ Do the thing, do the thing
♪随心所欲♪ Do the thing you do
♪行动起来 行动起来♪ Do the thing, do the thing...