《小谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously, on "Young Sheldon"...
橄榄球队的后援会觉得 Apparently, the football boosters think
我失职了 I'm not doing my job.
你知道你还要去找他们聊的吧 You know you're gonna have to talk to them, right?
知道 Yes.
我还是跟你去吧 Maybe I should come.
我不会贬低他们的孩子的 I'm not gonna insult their children.
你确定吗 You sure?
你还是来吧 Okay, come.
我有个问题 I got a question.
说吧 罗伊 Go ahead, Roy.
最后一分多钟的时候弃踢 What in the hell were you thinking
你到底是怎么想的 punting with a minute 24 on the clock?
散会 Meeting's over.
出现了 There it is.
库珀式投降 The Cooper Surrender.
- 库珀式投降 - 拜拜 - The Cooper Surrender. - Bye-bye.
你猜怎么着 我买了一家洗衣店 Guess what, I'm buying a laundromat.
所以 在洗衣店的后面 So there's a secret back room
有一间秘密赌博室吗 at the laundromat where you gamble?
给我透露一下 Give me a sense
这有多犯法 for how illegal this is.
谁说这犯法了 Who says it's illegal?
那为什么是个秘密 Well, why is it a secret?
好吧 确实犯法 Okay, it's illegal.
今天我想跟你们聊聊亲密关系 Today I thought we could talk about relationships,
亲密关系
因此邀请了我亲爱的妻子艾米 so I've invited my lovely wife Amy to help.
谢谢你邀请我 Thanks for letting me join in.
我没请你当嘉宾的时候 你是不是很嫉妒 Are you jealous when I do this without you?
- 没有啊 - 因为嫉妒 - No. - Because one of the most
是亲密关系中产生争吵的普遍原因 common sources of conflict in relationships is jealousy.
嫉妒
艾米 你知道嫉妒情绪 Now, Amy, did you know jealousy is triggered
产生于左侧大脑皮层吗 in the left part of the cerebral cortex?
不好意思 你在给你的妻子解释神经科学吗 I'm sorry, are you about to explain neuroscience
一位神经学家 曾获诺贝尔奖 to your wife, the Nobel Prize-winning neuroscientist?
- 是啊 嫉妒了吗 - 等录音结束的时候 - Yes. Jealous? - I'll tell you when there isn't
嫉妒了吗
- 我再告诉你 - 神秘感 - a microphone in front of us. - Ooh, mystery.
这能帮恋情保持新鲜感 That'll keep a relationship on its toes.
你的如厕时间表就贴在冰箱上 Your bathroom schedule is on the refrigerator.
我们之间毫无神秘感 We have no mystery.
谢尔顿的如厕时间表 感谢您的配合 请勿在上述时间使用厕所
下一项 肢体接触 Moving on, physical intimacy.
性
我说 肢体接触 I believe I said "Physical intimacy,"
肢体接触
也会对亲密关系构成挑战 which can pose another challenge in relationships.
特别是当某一方对肢体接触的需求 Especially when one partner doesn't want to be intimate
明显大于另一方时 as frequently as the other.
噢 我们这是在说谁呢 Ooh, who are we talking about?
别告诉我 Don't tell me.
让神秘感继续 Let the mystery continue.
赶紧读下一项吧 Just read the next one.
金钱也经常会挑起亲密关系中的冲突 Money is a frequent source of conflict in a relationship.
金钱
还好我们之间从来没有这个问题 Thankfully that's never been a problem for us.
你这个没收我漫画钱的女人 还好意思说呢 Says the woman who took away my comic book allowance.
为了给孩子存大学学费啊 To start a college fund for our children.
买漫画也是投资啊 Comic books are an investment.
比起你喜欢的诡异狼人 There are better places
可以投资的好地方多了去了 to invest our money than that weird wolf man you like.
他的名字是金刚狼 你知道的 His name is Wolverine and you know it.
行了我们走远了 我来讲吧 Okay we're off on a tangent. I'm taking over.
金钱可能会引起亲密关系中的冲突 Money can be a source of conflict in a relationship,
钱太多也是问题 even having too much.
什... 嘿 这是我的故事 Wh... Hey, this is my story.
我知道啊 嫉妒了吗 I know. Jealous?
我给你看点东西 I need to show you something.
- 好啊 - 别大惊小怪啊 - Okay. - Now, don't freak out.
你还不如不说呢 Well, that's not helping.
我丢 Whoa.
赌博室生意不错 The gambling room's doing well.
不错啊 刀疤脸 那钱怎么在这儿呢 I can see that, Scarface. But why is it here?
我总不能存银行吧 Well, I can't exactly take it down to the bank.
- 为啥呢 - 洗钱会被抓的 - Why not? - They'd bust me for money laundering.
这都是零钱 直接说你是舞女就行了 Well, it's small bills. Tell them you're a stripper.
这里有一万四千刀呢 It's $14,000.
你就说你跳得很好咯 Well, tell them you're a good stripper.
《小谢尔顿》第五季 第16集
祖母辈的人总是溺爱孩子 Grandmas love to spoil their grandchildren.
特别是当她们有一整箱现金 Especially when the grandma has a suitcase full of cash
不知道怎么花的时候 she doesn't know what to do with.
- 哇哦 - 天呐 - Whoa. - Oh, my.
你是不是想给我们十块钱啊 Did you mean to give us ten dollar bills?
这些可都是百元大钞 Because these are hundreds.
你给老娘等着 I'm gonna kick your ass.
我知道这数目不小 I know it's a lot,
但为什么不趁我还在的时候 but why not see you enjoy it
看你们享受一下呢 while I'm still around?
那我们还有遗产继承吗 Ooh, there's an inheritance, too?
那得看你拿什么态度给我养老送终了 Well, depends on how you treat me in my golden years.
我对你的钱没兴趣 姥姥 I'm not interested in your money, Meemaw.
你好美 我好爱你 You're pretty and I love you.
你就没什么话想对我说吗 Now, don't you have something to say to me?
- 谢谢你 - 我发了 - Thank you. - I'm rich.
早啊 Morning.
早 Morning.
你怎么样 So, how you holding up?
什么意思 What does that mean?
没什么 Nothing.
到底怎么了 What?
这话不好说 There's no easy way to say this,
但我还是得说 so I'm just gonna say it.
昨天晚上我参加了球队赞助会 I was at a meeting last night with the boosters.
这不带我 Without me?
他们可能觉得不合适 They might've thought that would be uncomfortable,
毕竟开会就是要讨论你 seeing as it was about you.
讨论我什么 About me how?
他们有提到 Well, they were floating the idea
明年让我当主教练 of me being head coach next year.
什么鬼 韦恩 What the hell, Wayne?
我又不知道开会是为了这个 I didn't know what it was gonna be about.
那你怎么说的 Well, what did you tell them?
听着 我不想你丢掉工作 Look, I want you to keep your job.
那就跟他们说你没兴趣 Well, then tell them you're not interested.
但是 But...
如果你真被开了 if you're not gonna keep your job,
- 我想接盘 - 真的吗 - I want your job. - Really?
你想整天训练一帮懒小孩 You want to spend your days coaching lazy kids
还被他们家长吼吗 and getting yelled at by their parents?
别这样 乔治 Come on, George.
别忘了输球你还得看他们脸色 Don't forget the dirty looks after you lose,
搞得像在三码线上漏球的是你一样 like you're the one that fumbled on the three-yard line.
这就是你想做的工作吗 That's the job you want?
当教练不就是这样吗 乔治 It's called coaching, George.
韦恩怎么能这样在背后捅我一刀 I mean, how could Wayne stab me in the back like this?
我不觉得他阴了你啊 I don't think Wayne stabbed you in the back.
你就不能同意我一次吗 Can you please just agree with me?
抱歉 Sorry.
那现在怎么办 So, what happens now?
不知道啊 等着看会不会被开除吧 I don't know. I guess I wait and see if I'm fired.
就算被开除了 你也能换个工作啊 Well, if that happens, you can always get another job.
梅德福就这么一所高中 Medford has one high school.
换工作就得搬家了 Another job could mean moving.
但我们的根在这里啊 But our roots are here.
我妈也在这里啊 My mom is here.
那看来搬家也不是不行 So, moving's got its upsides.
谢尔顿的大学不是跟你谈过 Didn't Sheldon's college talk to you
去那里当教练吗 about coaching there once?
确实谈过 That's right, they did.
而且你跟校长 And you know the president
- 关系不错 - 对哦 - pretty well now. - I do.
反正他们输惯了 没什么工作压力 And they're used to losing, so it's low pressure.
我谢谢你啊 Thank you.
计算器借我用用行吗 You have a calculator I can borrow?
行啊 但我在用 Yes, but I'm using it.
你没在用啊 No, you're not.
你要计算器干嘛 Why do you need a calculator?
我想算算这笔钱怎么花 I'm trying to figure out what to spend my money on.
你准备怎么花 What are you gonna do with yours?
问得好 I'm glad you asked.
我准备涉足一下紧张刺激的股市 I'm dipping my toe in the exciting world of the stock market
- 买入睿侠公司三股 - 为什么 - by purchasing three sharesof RadioShack. - Why?
作为股东 我就会成为我最爱公司的 Well, as a shareholder, I'll be partial owner
部分所有者 of my very favorite company.
是这样 公司上市 就会售卖股票... See, when companies go public, they sell shares of stock...
我还是自己买计算器吧 I'll just buy my own calculator.
谢谢你愿意见我 海格梅尔校长 Thank you for seeing me, President Hagemeyer.
当然 我欢迎所有库珀家的人 Of course. My door is open to all Coopers.
包括爱丽丝·库珀我也觉得挺性感的 Even Alice Cooper, who I've always found oddly sexy.
爱丽丝·库珀乐队 重金属暴力风格 把音乐搞成了恐怖电影和杂耍
我们不是亲戚 Don't think we're related,
但如果碰到我会跟他说的 but if I meet him, I'll let him know.
我能为您做什么 So, what can I do for you?
你们刚聘请谢尔顿的时候 When y'all were first recruiting Sheldon,
你说可以让我负责你们的橄榄球课 you offered me a chance to head up your football program.
但您拒绝了 And you turned us down.
我当时忙着重组 I was right in the middle of rebuilding
德福德的队伍 但现在 Medford's team, but now,
我准备好迎接新挑战了 I'm ready for a new challenge.
库珀先生 Well, Mr. Cooper...
请叫我 教练 Please, call me Coach.
还有 我刚想到 Oh, and this just occurred to me,
如果我在这里 but, uh, if I were here,
可以帮忙看着谢尔顿 I could help keep an eye on Sheldon,
帮你们减轻一些负担 take some of the burden off you.
您的儿子可不是负担 Oh, your son is no burden.
他就是讨厌鬼 女士 你可以直说 He's a pain in the ass, ma'am. You can say it.
- 不管他是不是 - 他是 - Well, whether he is or he isn't... - He is.
我们已经没有橄榄球队了 ...we don't have a football team anymore.
什么 What?
你们是德州的大学 You're a university in Texas.
我们是专注科研的大学 We are a science-focused university.
你们有一大个体育场呢 But you got that whole stadium.
我们还有足球课 Well, we still have soccer.
那个 德州工农大学怎么样 What... what about Texas A&M?
他们肯定有橄榄球课 Pretty sure they have a football program.
对 如果还行不通 我就去试试牛仔队 Yeah, if that doesn't work, maybe I'll try the Cowboys.
不错 志向远大啊 Hey, reach for the stars.
乔治 George?
嗨 戴尔 Hey, Dale.
你怎么在这儿 Surprised to see you here.
你很好奇 Are you?
当然不 Not even a little.
你听过有德州的大学只踢足球吗 You ever hear of a Texas college that only plays soccer?
这么难的问题 Can I get a beer first
先给我来杯啤酒吧 before we start with the hard questions?
我去谢尔顿的学校看能不能当个教练 I went to Sheldon's college for a possible coaching gig.
结果他们连球队都没有 They don't even have a team anymore.
你在找新工作吗 Huh. So you're looking for a new job?
差不多吧 Something like that.
外面有那么多球队 Well, there's plenty of teams out there.
嗯 但我开始怀疑 Yeah, but I'm starting to think
我到哪儿都会听到一样的屁话 it's gonna be the same BS wherever I go.
这就是生活的真相啊 That's how I feel about life.
无论到哪儿 Wherever I go...
是的 Yeah.
你有没有想过做点别的 You ever think about doing something different?
我打过橄榄球 现在教橄榄球 Well, I played football, I coach football,
还看过很多橄榄球比赛 I watch a lot of football.
除非坐在这儿也算工作 So unless sitting here becomes a job...
卖橄榄球怎么样 How about selling footballs?
你是说 在你的店里 You mean, like, at your store?
没错 我那儿挺缺人的 Yeah. I could always use the help.
我又不是乞丐 I'm not looking for a handout.
不是 That's not what this is.
我想多放点假 I'd love to have more time off.
如果有我信任的人看着店 And it could be nice to have someone at the store
就太好了 who I could trust.
谢了 Well, thanks, uh...
我会考虑 I'll think about it.
不用谢 我是在趁火打劫呢 Well, don't thank me, I'm just taking advantage of your crappy situation.
怎么不是我打劫你 How do you know I'm not taking advantage of yours?
因为我是个成功的商人 Because I'm a very successful businessman,
而你大白天只能在这儿坐着 and you're sitting here in the middle of the day.
你不也是 Well, you're here, too.
你先来的 You were here first.
我才当了一天的持股人 I'd only been a shareholder for one day
睿侠公司总部
就深深陶醉在成为一家蓬勃发展的 and I was already reveling in the giddy thrill
科技公司股东的喜悦与兴奋中 in being part owner of a thriving tech company.
您好 睿侠公司 Hello, RadioShack.
我是谢尔顿·库珀 你们的持股人 Sheldon Cooper, shareholder.
我想让你们知道 能加入你们的团队 I just wanted to let you know I'm so excited
我非常激动 to be part of the team.
虽然我听上去很年轻 但你放心 While I sound young, rest assured,
我的智商可以碾压同龄人 I'm far more intelligent than my age would imply.
所以如果有需要我的地方 So if there's anything I can do to help,
比如制定预算 设计产品 找一个 budgeting, product design, finding a word
比"侠"更炫的名字 就交给我吧 more impressive than "Shack," I'm your man.
我妹妹用她的钱另辟蹊径 My sister had taken a different path with her money.
那是什么 What is that?
- 棉花糖机 - 什么 - It's a cotton candy machine. - Why?
可以免费做棉花糖的机器 It's a machine that makes free cotton candy.
才不是免费 你花钱买的 It's not free, you paid for it.
姥姥买的 Meemaw paid for it.
而且比你的破股票好多了 And it's still better than lame stocks.
你会肚子疼的 You're going to end up with a stomach ache
而我将成为美国最受欢迎的 while I get to be part of America's
电子产品零售商的一员 favorite electronics retailer.
真的吗 乔治要去你店里工作 Really? George is gonna work at your store?
对 他会先在晚上和周末试试 Yeah, well, he's gonna give it a try
看看喜不喜欢 on nights and weekends, see if he likes it.
如果喜欢呢 Hmm. And what if he does?
但愿我能退居二线了 Well, hopefully, I can start stepping back.
要干什么 To do what?
我银行里有钱 Well, I got money in the bank,
你的箱子里也有钱 and you got some in a suitcase.
我们放在一起 Well, we could put it together,
就可以去旅行了 我们可以买个度假屋 we could travel, we could buy a vacation home.
我可不能拍屁股走人 Well, I can't just up and leave.
还有赌房呢 I mean, I got the gambling room.
小乔会看着店 而且 Georgie can take care of that, and besides, what's the use
总不能把钱带进棺材吧 of having all that money and not enjoying it?
确实 I guess.
我们可以去墨西哥 God, we could go to Mexico
租个小屋 在海滩上住几天 and get a cabana and spend days on the beach.
在厕所住几晚 And our nights on the toilet?
不错 Yeah, doesn't sound half bad.
怎么了 What's up?
我发现可以把 I figured out you can put
各种糖一起放在机器里 all kinds of candy in the machine.
尝尝 Try this.
怎么是棕色的 Why is it brown?
是姥姥糖碗里的牛油糖 It's butterscotch from Meemaw's candy bowl.
这糖看着比你都老 I think that candy's older than you.
吃着可不像 Doesn't taste like it.
还行 Not bad.
我准备带一堆去学校 I'm gonna bring a bunch to school.
你要卖多少钱 How much you gonna charge for it?
不卖 他们是我的朋友 Nothing. They're my friends.
你觉得麦当劳叔叔也让他的朋友们吃白食吗 You think Ronald McDonald let his friends eat for free?
麦当劳叔叔又不存在 Ronald McDonald isn't real.
重点是 你不能免费送人 The point is, you shouldn't give this away for free.
那我应该卖多少钱 How much would I even charge?
五十美分 Hmm. How about 50 cents?
我做这个才花了两分钱 They only cost me, like, two cents to make.
是 但你没有算进自己的时间 Yeah, but you're not factoring in your time
机器成本 and the cost of the machine you bought
还有想到牛油棉花糖这个点子的 and the value of the brainpower it took
脑力价值 to think of butterscotch cotton candy.
确实 没人想过把老太太的糖 Yeah. No one else thought of putting old-lady candy
放进棉花糖机 in a cotton candy machine.
他们当然要花钱 Why should they get it for free?
欢迎来到商业世界 Welcome to business.
感谢邀请 Thank you for having me.
我妹妹的事业启航时 While my sister was starting her business,
我正在努力挽救我的 I was trying to save mine.
您好 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Hello, this is Sheldon Cooper.
请问我可以和首席执行官约翰·罗奇通话吗 May I speak to CEO John Roach, please?
关于我们的股票小幅下跌 It's regarding our stock taking a small dip,
我想听听他的计划 and I'd like to hear his game plan.
我也很忙 但我还是抽时间打来了 Well, I'm busy, too, but I made the time to call.
好吧 那我可以和你们的首席运营官通话吗 Fine, may I please speak to your COO?
首席财务官呢 首席技术官 CFO? CTO?
您好 Hello?
不 这鞋很好 Oh, no, t... these are great shoes,
但他这个年纪 你们还没走到停车场 but at his age, he's gonna grow out of them
他就穿不上了 before you hit the parking lot.
这双一样好 These are just as good,
还能省点钱呢 and they're gonna save you a little money.
谢谢 Thank you.
拿着去柜台吧 Take them up to the counter,
我马上给你结账 I'll be right there to ring them up.
乔治 George.
你知道你是抽佣金的吧 You realize you're on commission, don't you?
你知道什么最经穿吗 袜子 You know what you never grow out of? Socks.
我给你拿几双袜子 I'm gonna grab you some socks.
要不再看下腕带 How about some wristbands?
你怎么来了 Hey. What are you doing here?
我带你去吃饭 I came to take you to dinner.
真的吗 那我去拿钥匙 Really? Uh, I'll grab my keys.
不用 今晚我来开 No need. I'll drive tonight.
但你可能得拿件外套 But you might want to grab a jacket.
你真的买了这东西啊 You actually bought this thing?
很有趣不是吗 It's fun, huh?
我感觉跟坐在香蕉里一样 I feel like I'm riding in a banana.
别啊 今天天气多好 Oh, come on. It's a beautiful day.
打开了车顶 The top is down.
感受这风 Feel that wind.
风是感受到了 就是感受不到我的脚了 I feel the wind. I just can't feel my feet.
把座位往后靠 Well, put your seat back.
如果再往后放 我就进后备箱了 If I put it any further back, I'd be in the trunk.
还真不如把你放后备箱呢 Starting to wish I had put you in the trunk.
你这会儿又是在干嘛 What are you doing now?
防止飞虫进我嘴巴 Keeping the bugs out of my mouth.
妈 好好品味这一刻 Mom, savor this moment.
你能带我去教堂吗 Can you take me to church?
我有点忙 Uh, I'm a little busy.
- 能等吗 - 不行 - Can it wait? - No. I've come up
我想出了一个计划来提高睿侠的市场份额 with a plan to bolster RadioShack's market share,
我要传真给公司 and I need to fax it to corporate.
这样吧 I'll tell you what,
我明早带着它然后到时候帮你传了 I'll take it with me in the morning and do it then.
但我们的股票暴跌 But our stock is in a slump,
康普萨公司咬着我们不放了 and CompUSA is nipping at our heels.
如果你想帮忙 If you really want to be helpful,
可以帮我摆桌子 you could set the table.
凭什么你不帮我的忙 Why should I help you with your job
我还要帮你 if you won't help me with mine?
- 谢尔顿 - 这很重要 - Sheldon. - This is important.
我的计划是把睿侠变成购物中心 My plan is to turn RadioShack into a shopping destination,
一家拥有餐厅 a megastore complete with restaurants
游戏和电子产品的大型商店 and games and electronics.
有点像六旗 Kind of like Six Flags,
除了没那么多尖叫和呕吐 except with less screaming and vomit.
我不会带你去的 I'm not taking you.
要是我妈都不愿意带我出去 How can I be a business tycoon
我要怎么成为一个商业大亨 if my mommy won't drive me places?
乔治 George
罗伊 Roy.
你现在在这儿工作了吗 You work here now?
是啊 就晚上和周末 Yeah, just nights and weekends
毕竟你和那些赞助商都抓着我不放 since you and the boosters are gunning for my neck.
这不是针对你的 Hey, it's nothing personal.
感谢告知 我一定把这话 Good to know. I'll be sure
告诉我还按揭的银行 to tell the bank that has my mortgage.
在做出改变前 How many losing seasons
我们还要忍受多少失败的赛季 are we supposed to put up with before we make a change?
说实话 我很惊讶你能坚持这么久 Frankly, I'm surprised you lasted this long.
你该庆幸现在是上班时间 You're lucky I'm working right now.
我不是来这找麻烦的 I ain't here to cause trouble.
你要买点什么 Something I can help you with?
就是一些个渔具 Just a little fishing tackle.
跟我来 Follow me.
想分享一壶玛格丽特酒吗 Want to share a pitcher of margaritas?
我们都能享受的东西吗 Oh, something we can both enjoy?
这可不像你 That doesn't sound like you.
对不起 什么 I'm sorry, what?
没事 Don't worry about it.
什么 你就打算坐在那儿 What, you... you just gonna sit there
噘着嘴不告诉我吗 and pout and not tell me?
我是在说我们一起旅行 I was talking about us traveling together,
但你却自己出去买了辆黄色小丑车 and instead, you went out and bought a yellow clown car.
是你让我花自己的钱玩得开心的 You're the one who told me to go out and have fun with my money.
我是说我们一起 I meant something fun for us.
为什么是我们 这是我的钱 Why us? It's my money.
你的行为已经不言而喻了 You made that perfectly clear.
就是辆车 It's just a car.
不仅是辆车 It's not just a car.
我觉得你害怕了 I think you got scared.
害怕什么 Scared of what?
我在说我们的未来 I was talking about our future,
但你慌张了 and you panicked.
我觉得是我生意成功了 赚了自己的钱 I think I've got a successful business and my own money
你接受不了 and you can't handle it.
是吗 Oh, really?
是的 Yeah. Really.
要点些什么吗 What can I get started for you?
不了 我想我们要走了 Actually, I think we're leaving.
我哪儿也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
给我来个玉米饼 I'll have the enchiladas.
我说一个七十美分 两个一美元 So, I said 70 cents for one or two for a dollar,
然后大家都买了两个 and everyone bought two.
大家喜欢捡便宜 People love a deal.
我知道 我卖光了 I know. I sold out.
- 那你可以开始加价了 - 加多少 - Then you got to start charging more. - How much more?
就每次提高一点 Just raise the price a little at a time
然后到你的利润达到最高 until you see your profits top out.
我在学习 但是学得很开心 I'm learning, but it's fun.
奇怪 This is weird.
什么叫他还没看到我的传真 What do you mean, he hasn't read my fax?
他知道我是股东吗 Is he aware I'm a shareholder?
那下一次股东大会在哪里 Well, where's the next shareholders' meeting?
沃思堡吗 Fort Worth?
我妈连教堂都不愿意送我去 I could barely get my mom to drive me to church.
每个一刀 你觉得他们会买吗 Think they'd pay a dollar apiece?
当然 Sure.
告诉他们这是特别限量版 Just tell them it's a special limited edition.
他们会为此疯狂 People go nuts for that.
就像三叶草奶昔 Like the Shamrock Shake.
是的 Exactly.
每年我都会说 这尝起来像牙膏 Every year, I'm like, "This tastes like toothpaste."
但每年我都会买 But every year, I buy it.
好吧 那我直接和你说吧 Well, I'll just tell you, then.
想象一下一家电子产品大商店 Imagine an electronics megastore.
事实上 超大根本不能概括 Actually, "Mega" Doesn't cut it.
想象一下一家尧它电子商店 Imagine an electronics yottastore.
尧它 十的二十四次方 Yotta. It's ten to the 24th power.
不 别让我待机 No, don't put me on hold.
嗨 Hello.
嘿 Hey.
所以 你没回我电话 So, you weren't returning my calls.
今天这里有点忙 Uh, it's been kind of crazy around here today.
我想了想你昨晚说的话 So, I was thinking about what you were saying last night.
你知道 你可以直说 You know, you could've just said,
你不想去旅行 "I don't want to travel."
你想象的未来是我们两个都在减缓脚步 You're picturing a future where we slow down,
但我还刚起步 and I'm just getting going.
我已经走了四十多年了 Well, I've been going for 40 years.
当乔治说 When George started talking
要接管这家店的时候 我 我 about taking over the store, I... I...
我看见了一条出路 I saw a way out.
那就去做啊 Then do it.
我不想没有你自己去啊 笨蛋 I don't want to do it without you, dummy.
那你可能得稍微等等 Well, then you're gonna have to wait a little.
我觉得我不太能做到 I don't think I can do that.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
你知道我爱你的 对吧 You know I love you, right?
我也爱你 I love you, too.
但我们就到这儿吧 But we're done.
我妈会说钱是万恶之源 My mother would say money is the root of all evil.
但她也这么说辛普森一家 But she also said that about The Simpsons.
我觉得钱就是一种交换媒介 I say money is just a medium of exchange,
把一样东西换成 a way of transforming something
另一样 into something else.
我姥姥买了辆跑车 My meemaw bought a sports car
在这个过程中转化了自己的爱情 and transformed a relationship in the process.
我妹妹把钱转化成了一门好生意 My sister transformed her money into a thriving business
最终由于害虫而被迫停业 that was eventually shut down due to an infestation.
恶心 Ew.
有那么片刻 And for a brief moment,
我成了我梦想中公司的一员 I became part of my dream company.
冷知识 那年不久 Fun fact: Later that year,
睿侠确实开了一家超大商店 RadioShack did open a megastore
叫不可思议的宇宙 called Incredible Universe.
结果发现唯一不可思议的事 Turned out the only thing incredible about it
就是它关闭的速度也太快了 was how quickly it closed down.
停业
可惜 Oopsie.