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♪我的所有♪ All about me
我都想娶我自己了 I mean, I'd marry me.
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简直宜室宜家 Look at this. She's eligible.
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笑一笑 Smile!
♪我的一切♪ All about me...
姐妹俩的马提尼 她是指谁 "Tinis for the girls"? What girls?
如果这都让你难过 If you think that's bad,
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我还是不给你爆猛料了 you don't wanna see what else I dug up.
怎么回事 What the hell?
麦迪逊说今晚要工作 Madison said she had a work thing tonight.
她说的姐妹是谁 But, what girls?
斯特拉在利维那里 伊兹要陪利亚姆 Stella's with Liv, and Izzy is with Liam,
而我独自在家吃意面 hence my pasta for one.
朱尔斯啊 朱尔斯 Jules, Jules, Jules.
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你看这个 非常劲爆 I got the dirt... and it's filthy.
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24分钟前刚刚发布 Posted 24 minutes ago.
又是马提尼酒 Another martini?
露比发的限时动态 Ruby's Instagram story!
我本不想告诉你 I'm sorry to tell you this,
她们正一起玩呢 but they're together.
不会吧 No!
没错 Yes.
同样的蓝纹奶酪橄榄 Same blue cheese olives,
同样的牙签 same toothpick.
你自己判断 You do the math.
麦迪逊说她要忙工作 Madison said it was a work thing,
她们可能只是去见潜在客户 so they're probably meeting a potential client.
你觉得穿这样像是谈生意吗 That look like business casual to you?
这可不是她的工作服 That's not one of her work tops!
是她出去玩才穿的 That's a going out top!
我还有她们的来往记录 I got a whole dossier on those two!
转账记录 Venmo transactions
喝酒的表情图 with just a wine emoji.
还有我偷听到的内涵笑话 Overheard inside jokes.
面对现实吧 宝贝 你的闺蜜抛弃你了 Face it, doll, your BFF is stepping out on you.
她正在交新朋友 She's havinga friend affair!
不 No!
你还吃吗 You gonna eat that?
《娃娃脸》第二季 第五集 姐妹情深
总监 拔丝君
翻译 Onirii
翻译 下饭咸鱼
你忙吗 有空听我诉苦吗 Are you working or can I complain to you about something?
翻译 溺玩小熊
你知道拉米·马雷克 Did you know Rami Malek
翻译 翻译川
有个双胞胎兄弟叫萨米·马利克吗 has a twin brother named Sami Malek?
不可思议 Unhinged.
那就是不忙了 I'll take that as a "No" On the working.
翻译 黑猫
- 那你要抱怨谁 - 没谁 - Okay, who are we shit-talking? - No one.
好吧 是麦迪逊的新朋友露比 Well, uh, Madison's new friend Ruby.
校对 Noel
随便说说 我可没想说谁坏话啊 Sort of, but I don't wanna say anything bad about anyone.
压制 抱枕
那我就没兴趣听了 Then I'm gonna lose interest in this pretty quickly.
特效 Noel
麦迪逊跟她形影不离 It's just she and Madison are always together.
我现在看她们越发不顺眼 They went from 0 to 1,000... percent annoying.
那位不知道你跟那兽医厮混的姑娘吗 Isn't Madison the oneyou're lying to about fucking the veterinarian?
我忘了你知道这事 Oh. I forgot I told you that.
但这事真的很复杂 But, it's actually really complicated.
- 拜托 说重点好吗 - 行 - Okay, bitch, bullet points. - Okay.
他让他前任这周末必须搬走 He's telling his ex this weekend that she needs to move out.
- 快刀斩乱 真好 - 是吧 - Wow, boundaries! Love to see it. - I know.
他四号就载她回亚利桑那州找她爸妈 He's driving her to her parents' house in Arizona for the 4th.
他就直接把她扔在那里吗 So, he's just gonna, like, leave her in Arizona?
没错 等他搞定了 That's the plan! And once he does that,
我就把瞒着麦迪逊的事 I can come clean to Madison about all the,
都告诉她 you know, lying to her.
那就太好了 你加油 I'm so happy for you. That's beautiful.
但你还是没说到重点 Why'd you stop my scroll for this?
我不想当着露比的面 Because I need some non-Ruby
跟麦迪逊坦白 time with Madison to have this conversation.
那就单独约麦迪逊出来见面啊 Okay, so just make planswith Madison that Ruby's not invited to.
千禧一代的世界真复杂 Millennials make things so complicated.
有些人还想隐瞒孩子的性别 Your baby doesn't need a gender reveal,
你的事没那么复杂 and your problems are not that hard.
可我不擅长孤立别人 Well, I am not great at excluding people.
是吗 我倒很擅长 Really? It's like my top skill.
比如 我这周末要办个盛大派对 For example, I'm having a huge party this weekend,
但办公室里却没人受邀 and I did not invite one person from the office.
好吧 等等 你说什么 Right... Wait, what?
我真没邀请谁 Literally not one.
走啦 祝你今天过得愉快哦 Bye! Have a good day!
猜猜这周末我们要干嘛 I know what we're doing this weekend!
- 帮忙进行水下分娩吗 - 天哪 - Helping out with a water birth? - Oh my god!
- 是那时的儿童泳池吗 - 还在呢 - Our kiddie pool! - No fucking way!
等等 这东西对你们来说很特殊吗 Wait, what, this object means something to you guys?
突然觉得自己是个局外人呢 Okay, immediately feeling left out.
这是我们在依存日用的儿童泳池 It's our kiddie pool from Codependence Day.
我还是不懂 什么是依存日 Sorry, I'm still behind. What is Codependence Day?
应该不是我理解的那种依存 It sounds not-not perfect for my general attachment style.
是我们读大学时自设的节日 It is a holiday we invented in college.
大一那年暑假 Summer after freshman year,
我们的独立日假期过得很糟糕 we all had horrible Fourth of Julys.
我们要和各自的对象 We had to split up and go to separate parties
参加不同的派对 with the guys we were dating at the time.
我食物中毒 麦迪逊差点变成独眼龙 I got food poisoning, Madison almost lost an eye,
朱尔斯被严重晒伤 and Jules got, like, a medically bad sunburn.
谁把洗发水当防晒霜卖给你 You should be able to sue a man
就该被告上法庭 for giving you shampoo and telling you it's sunscreen.
但第二天 也就是七月五号 我们彼此陪伴 But, the next day was July 5th, which we spent together,
就决定以国母 而非国父的名义 and we decided to create our own holiday,
设立我们专属的节日 not of our forefathers, but our foremothers.
真没想到我们第一个依存日 I can't believe it's been almost a decade
还是十年前过的 since our first Codependence Day.
你居然还留着我们从兄弟会 I mean, I also can't believe you still have the kiddie pool
偷来的儿童泳池 that we stole from that fraternity.
怎么能说是偷呢 Well, they more than deserved it.
兄弟本就是以啤酒乒乓为主的 Fraternities are basically hate crime festivals
仇恨犯罪活动 featuring beer pong.
我以前可会玩啤酒乒乓 I was so good at beer pong.
朱尔斯 你可不像是恋旧的人 Jules, it's not like you to take initiative and bring back our traditions.
- 我们有谁要死了吗 - 不是 - Is one of us dying? - No!
我太久没见你们了 最近大家都很忙 I just miss you guys. We've all been so busy.
她可能时日不多了 I really think she might be dying.
你想让我重返青春 我喜欢 You remind me of me right now. I like it.
我参加 可以在我家楼顶玩 I'm in. Yeah, and we can do it on the rooftop of my building.
那里有烧烤架 儿童游泳池也放得下 There's a grill, a place to fill up the kiddie pool.
- 场地适合 - 很好 - It's perfect. - Perfect.
抱歉 但你们好像没明说邀请我 Sorry, I just... I haven't, like, clearly heard my invite...
当然邀请你了 伊兹 Izzy, you're obviously invited!
传统来说 你也是位国父了 Tradition-wise, you've been grandfathered in.
是国母 Uh, grandmothered.
- 感谢指正 - 今早醒来时 - Thank you. - You know, you wake up,
还以为今天平淡无奇 you think it'll be a normal day,
现在另当别论 and then... everything changes.
- 太棒了 - 我能让利维来吗 -Yes! - Can I, um, can I bring Liv to this?
你们都还没见过她 I mean, you just haven't been able to spend
也许可以趁此机会增进感情 that much time with her, so maybe it could be a good thing?
依存日明确规定不能带男友 Codependence Day did have a pretty strict no boyfriends rule.
女友应该也不行吧 I mean, wouldn't that also mean no girlfriends?
利维不是我女朋友 我们没在恋爱 Liv is not my girlfriend. We're also not in a relationship.
我像是恋爱的人吗 Is that something I'm considering?
也许是吧 Maybe.
她会想跟我恋爱吗 Is that something she's considering?
不清楚 她从来不愿谈这事 Well, no idea. She never wants to fucking talk about it.
你们只是暧昧的话 那就行 Blurry relationship status aside, I say we allow it.
- 这事我准了 - 说到这里 - Liv-invite granted. - Now that I think about it,
我也答应露比这周末一起玩 I did tell Ruby that we coulddo something this weekend.
能再加一位吗 One more addition?
恐怕不行 I don't think so.
依存日设立之初就规定 Unfortunately, the founding principles of Codependence Day
新增成员不能超过两位 imply that more than two additions
以免破坏节日氛围 could start to erode the integrity of the holiday.
破坏氛围 Erode the integrity?
我能怎么办 规则又不是我定的 What do you want me to say? I didn't make the rules.
怎么不是 Well, you actually do
这节日都是我们创立的 because this is a fake thing that we invented.
这周末就我们几个过好吗 拜托 Is it okay if this weekend is just us? I miss you.
她可能真的时日不多了 Okay, maybe she is dying.
- 准备好了吗 - 赶紧的吧 - Aright. Are you ready? - Yes. Hurry up, woman.
齐声高呼 On this day, she said,
让光照耀此处 "Let there be light!"
舒服 感觉像沐浴在阳光里 Basking. I am basking in the glow.
我虽然不爱发动态 I don't even like Instagram,
但我现在竟然很想拍照分享 but I feel the urge to be basic and take a picture.
说明这灯装对了 Yeah, that means it's working.
若用一个词来描述 It makes me wanna use the word
- 就是“氛围感” 我没说错吧 - 没错 - "Vibey?" I think I'm scared. - No, don't fight it.
不然挂这些灯牌干嘛 That's what these signs are for.
对了 我这周末要去找闺蜜们玩 So, I'm hanging out with the girls this weekend,
我想邀你同去 and I would love for you to come.
灯太迷人了 抱歉 你刚说什么 Got lost in the sign for a second. I'm back. Sorry, what?
你来肯定会很好玩 I think it'd be fun if you came.
我们读大学时 It's this holiday we came up with
把七月五号定为特殊节日 when we were in college on the fifth of July.
名为依存日 It's called Codependence Day.
你们连彼此依赖的日子都要庆祝吗 What, you celebrate being codependent with each other?
也不是 但差不多 No. I mean, yes,
没有你说的这么幼稚 but in a tone less stupid than the one you just said it in.
我不能带布鲁诺参加姐妹聚会 I can't bring Bruno to a sorority party.
他才七岁 He's 7.
不过他似乎已经情意萌动了 Although, I do sense he already has, like, mad game.
去玩玩嘛 我只是想和你 Yeah. It's not a big deal. I just, you know, want us
还有布鲁诺多些相处的时光 to do more stuff together, and with Bruno.
- 让我们更像 - 小拉 Just want us to be like girl-- - Stel.
- 懂 - 我们说好不提这事的 - Yeah. - We talked about not talking about this.
行 不谈 Yeah. No, of course.
看来我只能独自参加依存日了 Not gonna be codependent about Codependence Day.
- 想看看这灯的效果吗 - 当然 - Wanna see what this one does? - Yeah.
要套套吗
但愿这不会破 Hopefully, this one doesn't break.
你懂吧 Do you get it?
喂 Hi.
要出发了吗 You're about to leave?
等你前女友走后 期待能在你家 Well, I look forward to being alone with you in your apartment
共度二人世界哦 when your ex-girlfriend doesn't live there.
但愿如此 I'm excited, too.
- 朱尔斯 - 塞莱斯特 抱歉 - Jules. - God. Celeste, sorry.
您可真是步履轻盈 我都没注意到 I didn't hear you. You're like a Prius in heels.
都是练出来的 More like a Tesla in heels.
告诉你个好消息 I have good news.
周末你可以到我马里布的房子住 You can stay in my house in Malibu for the weekend.
我要去南塔克特岛 别客气 I'm going to Nantucket. You're welcome.
其实我跟朋友们要... Uh, actually, I have plans with my friends...
我没在邀请你 That wasn't an invitation.
是想让你看着房子 I need you to stay there.
去年有群海滩混混从栅栏翻进去 Last year, a bunch of beach bums hopped the fence,
我只好排空整个泳池 and I had to drain the whole pool.
- 塞莱斯特 真不行 我 - 朱尔斯 - Celeste, I really can't. I... - Jules,
这要求不过分吧 I don't ask you for much.
好吧 我万事都听你差遣 I mean, I'm literally at your beck and call.
这要求不算什么 You ask me for a ton.
真抱歉 You poor thing.
被我困在奢华海滨豪宅里 Been trapped into staying in a luxury beach house
享受盐水游泳池 我可真是恶毒 with a salt water pool. I'm such a monster.
稍后你该感谢我 This is the part where you thank me,
而我会回以微笑 and I smile gracefully.
是的 Right.
万分感谢 塞莱斯特 Thank you, Celeste.
确实够优雅 Ooh, that was graceful.
我知道 I know.
- 我来啦 - 欢迎 - Hi, it's me! - Oh, hi!
- 我们刚去洗劫好市多了 - 我们 - We cleared out Costco. - We?
对 今天我和露比去吃午饭 Oh yeah. Ruby and I were having lunch,
她主动要跟我去采购 帮我拿东西 and she offered to be an extra set of hands on my supply run.
早知道会买这么多 I mean, the way I shop in bulk,
就该雇个夏尔巴人 we honestly could've used a sherpa.
常居喜马拉雅山脉的部族 常作登山向导或搬运工
我没去过好市多 Plus, I've never been there,
就好奇里面是什么样的 and I've always wondered what it was like.
你没去好市多 You've never been to a Costco?
我都觉得我是在里面出生的 I think I was conceived in one.
真没去过 感觉像参加仓库派对 Nope. It was kind of like a warehouse party,
虽然没有DJ 但有难看的牛仔裤 but with no DJ and a lot of ugly jeans.
找我干嘛 期待周末的活动吗 So, what's up? Getting excited for this weekend?
没事 露比知道这是我们的老传统 Oh, it's fine! Ruby knows it's an old tradition.
而且她这周末有约 Plus, she has plans this weekend.
对 我要去烟鬼组合家里参加烧烤派对 Yeah, I'm going to a barbecue at the less hot Chainsmokers' house.
- 但人家性格很好 - 没错 - He does have the better personality though. - Naturally.
我来正是要跟你说周末的事 I actually came over to talk to you about this weekend
要是我说 What if I told you that instead of
不去你家的楼顶 而是 the roof of your building, I found
去马里布的海景房庆祝依存日呢 a beautiful Malibu beach house to celebrate Codependence Day?
那很好啊 可这是真的吗 Uh, that sounds amazing. How did you pull that off?
我上面有人 Let's just say I know a person.
不是吧 塞莱斯特 Are you kidding me? Celeste?
科林的前任 塞莱斯特 Wait, Celeste, like Colin's ex?
看来露比很了解你 Look at Ruby knowing all the names.
朱尔斯 你没开玩笑吧 Wait, Jules, you're kidding me, right?
她让我帮忙看家 我推辞不了 She's making house-sit, and I can't get out of it.
我知道这样不好 但她又不在场 And I know it sounds bad, but she's not gonna be there,
所以没什么好担心的 so there's technically nothing to worry about!
你觉得我能不担心吗 Wait, nothing to worry about?
那栋房子就是我的噩梦 That house is fucking haunted for me.
科林跟我在屋里每个房间都做过爱 I mean, you really want me to go back to the place
你真想让我回忆过去吗 where I had sex with Colin in every room?
我理解 但那里已经判若两地 I know, but it is virtually unrecognizable.
他们分开后 塞莱斯特重新装修过 Celeste completely renovated after they separated.
- 可出轨的回忆还在啊 朱尔斯 - 确实 - You can't renovate adultery, Jules! - No, it's true.
我爸就拆掉了在曼哈顿的房子 My father bulldozed a townhouse in Manhattan trying.
那可是我的童年故居 It was my childhood home.
若真要去那栋房子 Honestly, if it's gonna be at that house,
那我就不去了 then... look, just celebrate without me, I guess.
什么 不行 What?! No way!
你不去还庆祝依存日干嘛 It's not Codependence Day without you!
我绝对不允许 I'm too codependent for that!
但我真不能去 Well, I can't go there. Literally.
很抱歉 但是 So, I'm sorry, but...
不用管我 I'm out.
那好吧 I'm sorry.
这50根快融化的热狗 Do you think this Costco place will take back
还能退给好市多吗 50 partially defrosted hot dogs?
♪不同往日 改头换脸♪ I'm not usually like this
说钱买不来幸福的人肯定没见识过 You know, whoever said money can't buy happiness has never been
马里布的海边别墅 to a waterfront property in Malibu.
同意 海景就如同天然镇定剂 Agree. Ocean views are like nature's Xanax.
朱尔斯 Jules,
你就不能好好放松下吗 can you not enjoy yourself just a little bit?
麦迪逊不在的感觉好奇怪 It just feels wrong without Madison here.
我们是能放松 I said we could chill,
但你们也清楚 but I just wanna make it very clear
这样玩得不开心 that we are not having fun,
没有她根本就不是依存日 and we are not celebrating Codependence Day without her.
确实 我们虽然心不在焉 Exactly. We are just three independent women
可还是并排躺着 enjoying some quality time by themselves.
享受周末时光 Next to each other.
我没庆祝过依存日 就觉得还好 I'm used to not celebrating Codependence Day, so I'm good.
你找那位吉他帅哥谈过了吗 So have you talked to hot guitar guy?
进展如何 What's going on with that?
吉他帅哥还是那么帅 Hot guitar guy remains hot, and, uh...
我其实告诉过韦斯我有跟他出去玩 I actually ended up telling Wes I hung out with him.
天哪 你可真是个心机女 Oh my god! You're like the Bachelorette.
我觉得该给他敲个警钟 Well, I think it was a much-needed wake-up call for him.
我只能说 效果很不错 It inspired some big moves. That's all I'll say.
什么时候回来
我离开亚利桑那州时打给你
出发了吗
既然我们没法庆祝依存日 Since we're not celebrating Codependence Day,
我可以叫利维过来玩吧 Liv might not be as opposed to coming over.
以女朋友的身份吗 You wanna invite your girlfriend then?
她不是我女... She is not my girlfr...
她只是个女性朋友 She's a girl that's a friend.
她要行动了 And... she's gone.
什么事 Hey. What's up?
我在豪华海边别墅里 Hey. So, I am at this stupid gorgeous beach house,
你和布鲁诺要不过来一起玩 and I really think that you and Bruno should come.
宝贝 我们说好的 Babe, we discussed this.
不 绝不是庆祝依存日 就是出来玩玩 No, it's not Codependence Day. I promise. It's just a hang.
- 这里还有泳池哦 - 真的 - And there's a pool. - Wait, a pool?
- 行 地址发我 - 好 - Yeah, text me the address. - Okay.
我的"女"朋友利维 Well, my not-girlfriend Liv
等会带布鲁诺过来 and Bruno are coming over.
太好了 我喜欢跟孩子玩 That's great! I'm really good with kids.
他们经常把我当同龄人 Mostly because they think I'm the same age as them.
说曹操 曹操到 Oh! That was quick.
谁能抗拒泳池的魅力呢 You tell people you have a pool, they do not fuck around.
来庆祝依存日吧 Codependence Day is back on!
天哪 你还真来了 Holy shit! You're here! Really?
看来好市多的肉类退换政策还挺严格 Apparently, Costco's return policy is very strict when it comes to meat.
- 露比 - 抱歉 我突然驾到 - Ruby. - I'm sorry I got weird about coming here.
露比和我好好聊过 Ruby and I talked about it,
她告诉我逃避这里 and she told me I'll never get over Colin
我就永远忘不了科林 if I avoided coming over here.
那真是太好了 Wow. Isn't that nice of her, huh?
我可是情感创伤治愈大师 I'm very good at overcoming emotional trauma.
可能是我的超能力吧 It's basically my superpower.
我能记得每个明星孩子的名字 My superpower is knowing every single celebrity baby name.
你好 我是伊兹 Hi! I'm Izzy.
你好 我是露比 Hi. I'm Ruby.
我带了热狗和一瓶200美元的香槟 I brought hot dogs and $200 Champagne!
利维肯定会生我气 Well, Liv is gonna be mad at me,
但我真想来一杯 开瓶吧 but I need a drink. Pop that shit!
这是我第一次清楚依存日 Okay, this is my first Codependence Day.
意义非凡 我们先干嘛 Very huge for me. Where do we start?
按照以往惯例 Well, an early tradition would be
要在五分钟内喝完五瓶啤酒 shotgunning five beers in five minutes
以此纪念这节日 to honor the 5th of July.
但今天可能不会那样 But, that's not gonna be happening today.
什么 我还想领略下 What? I need a taste of that
大学野妹斯特拉的风采呢 college-Stella vintage wildness.
不行 我跟利维说这里只有普通的 No, I promised Liv it was gonna be more of a low-key,
儿童泳池聚会 child-friendly pool hang.
好吧 但她还没来 'Kay, but she's not here yet,
要不你一分钟内喝掉一罐啤酒 so what if you shotgun one beer in one minute
来纪念与好闺蜜 也就是我 to honor the one and only addition
共同庆祝依存日的时刻 of your new best friend, who is me.
- 我去拿罐啤酒 - 好耶 - Let me get a beer. - Yes!
还好我今天来了 我好想你的 I'm glad I came today. I've missed you, too.
- 真的 - 当然 - Really? - Of course!
我最近忙着会见新客户 Yeah, I've just been so busy trying to meet new clients.
你也是 我都不知道你在忙什么 And you! I don't even know where you've been.
其实今天 That's actually something I...
我正想跟你谈这事 wanted to talk to you about today. Um...
我想告诉你 I wanted to tell you...
韦斯
先喝杯依存日专属饮料吧 with a proper glass of Codependence Day punch in our hands.
我觉得还缺点配料 I think we're missing a few ingredients.
是的 这玩意要混合15种酒 Oh yeah. This thing had, like, 15 types of liquor in it.
我去拿点酒 马上回来 I will go grab them. Be right back.
你出发了吗 Hey, uh, are you back already?
我还没走呢 No, I'm still here.
我以为你把她安顿好后 I thought you were gonna talk on the drive,
都开车回来了 and then leave after you dropped her off.
我也想 路上我正跟露西聊天 I know. I was having the conversation with Lucy in the car,
等到她家停车的时候 but we pulled up to her house,
- 她妈妈哭着跑出来 - 她妈妈 - her mom came out crying. - Her mom?
我们到的时候 她发现露西的爸爸 She found out that Lucy's dad has another family in Portland
在波特兰有了新的家庭 right before we got there,
他要抛妻弃女 and now he's leaving them,
我就得安抚这位年过七旬的老太太 and I'm here consoling a 70-year-old woman.
不是吧 You're kidding.
你怎么会遇到这种事 This is a really unfunny bit you're doing.
我真无语了 我开始觉得 I literally don't know what to say. I'm starting to feel like
老天爷是不是针对我们 the universe is conspiring against us or something.
是谁在哭吗 Is that sobbing?
对 是她妈妈 一直在哭 Yeah, it's her mom. She's been crying.
她俩还在说要看南希·迈耶斯的电影 She and Lucy keep talking about watching a Nancy Meyers marathon.
说实话 朱尔斯 我太难了 I'm not gonna lie, Jules, it's bad.
不知道何时能脱身 Unclear on how to extricate myself from the marathon.
我们的事到此结束吧 韦斯 This was supposed to be the end of this, Wes.
这样下去不是办法 I just don't know how we can keep doing this.
- 我先挂了 - 好吧 - I'm gonna go. - Okay.
我来找芥末 I was looking for some mustard.
- 你都听到了吧 - 是的 - You heard all that, I assume. - Yeah.
我也知道了韦斯的处境 I've heard about that whole Wes situation,
- 他的女朋友 - 是前女友 - his girlfriend... - Ex-girlfriend.
没错 对不起 Right. Of course. Sorry.
- 麦迪逊跟我说过 - 是吗 - Madison talked to me about it. - She did?
这事希望你别说出去 Well, uh, if you could just not say anything.
那我保密 So, keep it between us?
不 这也不是什么秘密 No, uh, not a secret in the shady sense.
我会跟她说的 I'm going to talk to her.
我只是觉得要亲自告诉才行 I just want it to come from me in the right way,
免得她生气 so she'll understand.
行 没问题 Totally. All good.
那么 So, uh...
我拿下芥末 mustard?
嘿 姑娘 Hey, girl.
尝尝依存日鸡尾酒 Codependence Day cocktail.
谢谢 味道不错 Thank you. Smells amazing.
- 很好喝的 - 干杯 - Oh, it's amazing. - Cheers.
干杯 Cheers.
布鲁诺 Bruno!
- 布鲁诺 - 你们好 - Bruno! - Hey, guys.
想必你们是冲泳池来的吧 You must be here for the... pool.
抱歉 他很少出城 Sorry. He doesn't get out of the city much.
我得去追他 他不怎么会游泳 I should probably go after him. He's not a great swimmer.
他只上过三节课 还是线上的 He's had, like, three lessons, and they were over Zoom.
快喝 Woo! Chug!
快喝 快喝 快喝 Chug! Chug chug chug! Chug!
你们来得真快 Wow, you guys came fast! Wow!
我们马上就走 We'll just stay for a bit.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hi. - Hey!
我不想搞砸你们的依存日 Don't wanna mess up Codependence Day,
我记得电话里不是这么说的 which I was told was not happening.
- 我想下水 - 好 去吧 I wanna go in the pool. - Yes! Yes,
去游泳吧 等等 let's go in the pool. Here, uh...
这个小泳圈给你 很好 here's a little floaty for you. Perfect!
准备完毕 很好玩吧 Alright! Yes! This is fun, hey?
你下巴上还有啤酒沫 There's beer on your chin.
- 阿姨 - 叫我吗 - Hey, lady. - Me?
猜猜我吃冰棍能赢过她吗 Don't you think I can eat more popsicles than her?
不可能 吃冰棍比赛我还从没输过 That's impossible. I'd bury you in a popsicle eating contest.
- 我赢定了 - 开始吧 - I bet she can't. - It's on.
要阻止他们吗 Should we stop this?
我赌我家小孩赢 My money's on the kid.
准备 开始 Ready? Go.
- 你说真的 - 我知道 我知道 - Are you kidding me?! - I know, I know.
我就知道她会告诉你 I knew she was gonna tell you!
我摊牌了 我在跟韦斯交往 Yes, fine! I'm hooking up with Wes!
你在跟韦斯交往 You're sleeping with Wes?
- 好家伙 - 就知道你会告诉她 - Oh boy. - Of course you told her.
- 我竟然傻到相信你 - 你知道这事 - I was an idiot to think that you wouldn't. - You knew about this?
我刚知道的 她叫我别告诉你 I just found out. She made me promise not to tell you.
你还让露比瞒着我 You made Ruby lie to me, too?
她刚刚没告诉你吗 Was she not, uh, telling you just now?
她刚跟我讲她把隐形眼睛落在迪普洛的游艇上 She was telling me how she dropped her contact
然后得红眼病的事 in Diplo's yacht and got pinkeye.
天哪 好吧 Oh god. Look,
我本打算今天 I was going to tell you today
等韦斯处理好露西的事再告诉你 after Wes and Lucy had their talk to clean all this up
你为何要瞒着我 You've been lying to me.
- 还瞒这么久 - 我... - This whole time. - I...
因为我知道你会反对的 Because I knew you didn't approve,
我不想让你生气 and it was just going to upset you!
对 我很生气 You're right! It does!
我和科林的事还不够让你清醒吗 But how can it not after what happened to me with Colin?
情况完全不同 好吗 This is a completely different situation, okay?
这不是两码事 It is just not the same.
朱尔斯 如果他没跟女友彻底结束 If his girlfriend is still in the picture, Jules,
你最后会跟我一样 it's more similar than you think.
你能理解 Do you understand the guilt
那种自己误当小三的痛苦吗 I carry around feeling like the other woman.
我不想有人重蹈覆辙 尤其是你 I wouldn't wish that upon anyone, especially you.
谁知他在骗我 谁能想到我在伤害别人 I didn't know that he lied, that I was hurting someone.
这里只会让我感到羞耻 I mean, this house is filled with my shame.
塞莱斯特 Celeste?!
什么情况 What the hell is going on?
我赢了 我赢了 I win! I win.
我就说吧 Told you.
知道我去年为何把池水抽干了吧 That is why I had to have the pool drained last year.
你没告诉我要请朋友过来 You didn't tell me you were having friends over.
朱尔斯 你不是说她不会来吗 Jules, you told me she wouldn't be here.
朱尔斯 我那么信任你 你却背叛我 I trusted you, Jules, and you betrayed me!
背叛你的不是她 是我 但她背叛了我 She didn't betray. I betrayed you. She betrayed me.
我知道 但她没告诉我会跟你 I know you betrayed me, but she betrayed me
举办泳池派对 by having a pool party with my betrayer.
我知道你们很生气 好吗 都快气炸了 I understand you're hot, okay? You're super fucking pissed.
我们现在都不冷静 We're all real emotional,
但谁也没背叛谁 but nobody betrayed anyone!
你邀请她来都没告诉我 这就是背叛 You invited her here without telling me. That's betrayal!
我事前拒绝过 可还是不请自来 I canceled the party, and I showed up uninvited.
我毁了你的婚姻 是我伤害了你 I broke up your marriage! I am the betrayer!
她瞒着我跟韦斯厮混 She lied to me about sleeping with Wes,
她也算是叛徒 但她没有背叛你 好吗 so she's a betrayer, too, but she didn't betray you, okay?
什么 谁是韦斯 What? Who's Wes?
别再说背叛的事了 我晕了 We said "Betray" Too many times! I'm lost!
住手 Enough!
够了 That's enough!
打住 That's enough.
朱尔斯 抱歉 Jules, I'm sorry.
我应该发短信告诉你我会提前回来 I should've texted you to let you know I was coming home earlier.
你在跟我道歉 You're apologizing to me?
我也向你道歉 麦迪逊 I want to apologize to you, too, Madison.
我们能聊聊吗 Can we talk?
我一年前就不生你气了 I stopped being mad at you a year ago.
是科林耍了我们 You know, Colin played both of us.
你不是第三者 You're not "The other woman."
而是跟我一样惨遭欺骗 You're another woman who's just as heartbroken
伤心无助的女人 and lied to as I was.
你不用为此自责或内疚 You shouldn't beat yourself up about it or feel guilty.
真谢谢你 Wow. I mean, thank you.
这些话让我好受多了 塞莱斯特 That really means a lot to me, Celeste.
而且 比起你 Besides, you're nowhere
那个和他订婚的未来网红 near as annoying as that wannabe influencer
更讨人厌 who he's engaged to.
她还给狗开了两个社交账号 She has two Instagram accounts for her dogs.
配图的文案也很烂 Her captions are so dumb!
看到她在海滩吃披萨的推文 And the post about her eating pizza on a beach?
我心想 不是吧 I mean, like, really?
我也喜欢 Well, I do that.
- 我也喜欢在海滩上吃披萨 - 没错 - I do, too. I...I love pizza on the beach. - Yeah.
味道会更好 It's delicious.
他没事 He's gonna be okay.
伊兹也是 Izzy is, too.
你跟他相处得很好 Hey, you were great with him.
- 今天相信你了 - 客气 - Thanks for all the help. - Yeah.
可能我的母性泛滥了吧 Some major Mama Bear energy just came outta me.
其实 Listen,
过去几年 the only relationship I've had
都是我跟布鲁诺相依为命 in the last few years has been with Bruno.
我不敢让谁介入我们的生活 It's just always been such a big risk letting anyone in.
我不想让他依恋任何 I don't want him to get attached to someone if they...
没法长久陪他的人 don't plan to stick around.
你也是吧 Him or you?
- 我们俩 - 好吧 - Both. - Well,
我本不想这么说 I hate to break it to you,
但你很依恋我 but you're kinda stuck with me.
我们不是还共同经营酒吧吗 Remember that bar we're opening up together?
- 嗯 - 对吧 - Hm. - Yeah.
你想做我女朋友吗 Wanna be my girlfriend?
你愿意吗 Do you wanna be mine?
- 我今天过得很开心 - 真的 - I was pretty good today. - You were okay.
你和塞莱斯特貌似很合拍 Well, you and Celeste really seemed to hit it off back there.
我们挑男人的眼光都一样 Well, we both have the same exact taste in men.
都很差 Bad.
抱歉 韦斯的事我不是有意瞒你的 I'm so sorry I lied to you about Wes.
我只是 I was just...
等烂摊子收拾好后 waiting for the situation to become
再告诉你 unmessy before I told you about it.
- 现在还没处理好 - 对 - You can't make it unmessy? - No.
我们明明都很喜欢对方 I mean, we've obviously always been into each other,
但时机总是不对 but the timing just hasn't been right for us.
又感觉不仅是时机的问题 I'm starting to think it's more than just timing.
露西的事先不管了 好好过依存日吧 This thing with Lucy? That is major codependence.
我觉得是时候放下了 这样下去不好 I just think it's finally time to move on. It's not good for me.
你想明白就好 I'm proud of you.
抱歉 我不该对露比发火 And, god, I'm sorry I blew up at Ruby.
可能是因为我太依赖你了 I guess I am codependent with you.
- 天哪 难道我比韦斯还差劲 - 不 - Oh god! Am I worse than Wes? - No!
但我们得让依存日 But we may have to let
像哥伦布纪念日那样没落 Codependence Day go the way of Columbus Day.
我懂 确实不能作为首选假日 I know. That never should've been a holiday to begin with.
姑娘们 干杯啦 Uh, ladies! Toast!
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我受不了这小污水池 Oh. I don't understand this little cesspool,
但也还好 but why not?
敬蜜恋情侣斯特拉和利维 To the new couple, Stella and Liv.
敬我们的国母 To our foremothers.
敬我们最后的依存日 To our last Codependence Day!
♪我们彼此对望♪ Who I see, looking at me
♪镜里人♪ In the mirror
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♪镜外我♪ In the mirror
♪此刻感受难以言表♪ Nothing compares to the feeling right there
♪镜里人♪ In the mirror
♪镜外我♪ In the mirror
♪就这样陷入爱河♪ Ah ah, just fell in love
♪镜面内外无阻隔♪ With the person in the mirror
♪就这样陷入爱河♪ Ah ah, just fell in love
♪镜面内外无阻隔♪ With the person in the mirror
♪所见 所爱♪ I love who I see
♪我们彼此对望♪ Looking at me in the mirror
♪交流眼神♪ In the mirror
♪此刻感受难以言表♪ Nothing compares to the feeling right there
♪镜里人♪ In the mirror
♪镜外我♪ In the mirror
♪所见 所爱♪ I love who I see
♪我们彼此对望♪ Looking at me in the mirror
♪心意明了♪ In the mirror...