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♪什么都不要♪ I want nothing
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♪什么都想要♪ I want it all now
♪我爱说脏话♪ I've got a dirty mouth
♪没打算改掉♪ I'm not gonna wash it out
♪我的行李箱♪ I've got baggage
洛杉矶 现代艺术 博物馆
♪滚轮超级大♪ It's got big wheels
洛杉矶现代艺术博物馆 高级总监 达芙妮·杨
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♪我有只小狗♪ I got a little dog
♪总咬我脚跟♪ Biting at my heels
要冷静 It's like calm down.
♪美梦没法成真♪ Not gonna make your dreams come true
♪别碰我♪ Don't touch me
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♪别看我♪ Don't even look at me
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她要去塞莱斯特的办公室吗 Is she going into Celeste's office?
♪我的大眼睛♪ I've got laser beams
♪能发射激光♪ Coming out my eyes
♪难道你真要♪ Do you still really
♪自找麻烦吗♪ Wanna mess with me?
别这么看着我 这事我非做不可 Don't look at me like that. I need to do this.
♪你敢惹我吗♪ Mess with me?
我是达芙妮·杨 This is Delphine Young.
嗨 你好 你居然接了 Hi! Hello. You answered.
对啊 电话不就是要接吗 怎么称呼 Yeah, that's how the phone works. Who is this?
也是 不好意思 Right, sorry. Um,
我是朱尔斯·威利 我们见过... this is Jules Wiley. We met at the...
健康峰会吧 The Wellness Summit.
那位科技迷 我记得你 The tech nerd at heart. I remember.
是吗 太好了 You do? Um, amazing
你本人和展览我都印象深刻 because I remember you and your exhibit very well.
我最近见人推荐你的展览 I even recommended it to a stranger on the street recently,
我不想跟路人有交集 但我没忍住 and I hate strangers, so high praise.
总之 我想了很久 Anyway, uh, I've given it a lot of thought,
我真的很想来面试 and I would really love to come in for an interview
如果还招人的话 if that's still on the table.
可以 但我现在要去开会 Sure. I'm running to a meeting now,
我要去伦敦参加立体艺术展览 and I'm off to London for a pop-up exhibit,
一个月之后才回来 but I'll be back in a month,
到时候我们再约面试 and we can get something on the books.
下个月吗 Next month?
这话听着有些滑稽 但我下周就三十岁了 Look, I know this sounds crazy, but I'm turning 30 next week,
我现在非常清楚自己的追求 and I'm finally ready to go after what I want,
就是这份工作 and that is this job.
好吧 今天我有个晚餐 Alright. I have a dinner,
但晚餐过后我有时间 but I can meet you afterwards.
洛杉矶会员俱乐部和酒店
仓库区SOHO 晚上九点 说是我邀请你的 Soho Warehouse 9 PM. Tell them you're my guest.
他们对非会员很刻薄 They're mean to nonmembers.
我就不能有隐私吗 Is there no privacy here?
当然没有 到处是玻璃 No. We live in a glass house.
没错 而且有紧急状况需要你去处理 Yeah, and there's an emergency situation that needs your attention.
- 什么 - 在这里说显然不合适 - What? - Well, we can't talk here. Obviously.
走吧 我知道去哪里说 Come on. I know where.
指小马宝莉
怎么了 别和我说是小马驹 What is happening, besides My Little Pony
在会议室里便便了 taking a dump in the conference room?
她害我这周都不好过 She took a shit on my week.
塞莱斯特决定走近妈妈群体 Celeste decided to reach our mom audience.
她需要一份乌姆儿童礼物指南 She wants to do a Children's Woöm Gift Guide,
我就在找产品 so I'm fielding products for it.
但我给小公主们送的礼物多得数不清 But, the amount of princess stuff I've been sent is truly haunting.
都什么年代了 What year is it?
他们折磨小朋友的法子能再新颖些吗 Did they not come up with better ways to traumatize children yet?
很久很久以前就这样了 More like once-upon-a-time's up.
我的毕业论文就是探讨 I wrote my senior thesis on why stories like this
童话故事如何加重刻板印象 reinforce problematic stereotypes.
引发性别 种族 体能歧视 Sexism, racism, ableism.
这些现象都是有问题的 Pretty much all the isms are an issue.
就是 小美人鱼居然为了跟那位 I mean, that mermaid gave up her literal voice
生日当天喝醉后从他爸船上落水的男人约会 for a vagina and legs to try and hook up with that guy
放弃自己美妙歌喉 换取阴道和双腿 who got drunk and fell off his dad's boat on his birthday.
我死都不会那样 Like, that is just a no for me.
姐才不会用声音换双腿 - I would never give up my voice for my legs.
你们在演讲呢 Okay, is this a TED Talk?
演讲我喜欢听 Which I'm down for,
但不是说有紧急情况吗 but I thought you said there was a problem.
我们打听到伊兹的下落了 We have tea about where Izzy is.
新鲜出炉 超级劲爆 And the tea is hot. It's, like, scalding.
会让人心急如焚 It's burn your insides.
伊兹和艾莉森J在一起 Izzy is with Alison J.
什么 What?
不可能 伊兹周末还在为分手买醉呢 No. Izzy is on a post-breakup solo wine weekend.
姐妹 你也被骗了 Aw, sis, you've been lied to.
我们在健康峰会上就察觉到苗头了 We sensed something shady was going down at the Wellness Summit,
所以这几周 so we've been keeping our
我们都盯着呢 ears to the ground for the past few weeks.
被人变着法羞辱25次后 After the 25th microaggression in a row,
艾莉森公司的某个助理实在不能忍了 one of the assistants at the Alisons had just, like, had it.
我们就去找她 她喝了两口浑浊型马提尼 So, we met with her, and then two sips into her dirty martini...
就把事情全抖出来了 Told us that damn ugly truth.
很久很久以前 有个叫科林的国王 Once upon a time, there was a king named Colin
以及叫塞莱斯特的王后 and a queen named Celeste,
得知国王出轨 who had a nasty fucking divorce
跟你的好姐妹厮混 when the king cheated on the queen
王后愤怒提出离婚 by fucking your best friend.
不过 Anyway...
麦迪逊确实美丽 你继续 Like, seriously, Madison is so pretty. Continue.
国王想要独占马里布的城堡 The king really wanted the castle in Malibu,
但王后不肯 因为是国王背叛在先 but the Queen wouldn't budge, since he had betrayed her.
现在 国王以牙还牙 So now, the king is coming after her heart.
他指控王后谎报 He's accusing her of lying about how much
乌姆王国的财力 the Kingdom of Woöm is worth
不惜代价寻找证据 and is willing to do whatever it takes
企图扳倒王后 to prove it and take the queen down.
国王甚至搬来救兵 The king has even enlisted the help
王后曾经的下属 艾莉森姐妹 of the queen's former royal court, the Alisons,
他承诺事成后大赏她们 by promising them a handsome prize.
并为她们的公司提供B轮融资 He's offered them Series B funding for their company
以此窃取乌姆王国不实的财政信息 in exchange for damaging financial info from Woöm.
已经离开乌姆王国的艾莉森姐妹 But because they had already left the kingdom,
只好去诱惑小公主伊兹 the Alisons had to lure Princess Izzy
到他们森林中的豪华酒店去 to their chic boutique hotel in the woods.
现在他们给伊兹公主送去糖衣炮弹 Now, they've trapped Princess Izzy under their spell.
表面上是给她份工作 They're offering her a job, but really,
但其实是想要她公司电脑上的文件 they're just after her work computer with documents
让塞莱斯特王后吃瘪 to stab Queen Celeste in the back...
这样她们就能过上幸福生活 So they can live happily ever after
成为心理医生的常客 因为她们都是怪人 on a therapist's couch because these people are messy.
信息量好大 Whoa, that is a lot to unpack.
好吧 我懂了 事情很严重 Okay, I've unpacked it, and it's very bad!
《娃娃脸》第二季 第九集 白雪公主
总监 拔丝君
翻译 芒果味斑马
翻译 皮克斯
翻译 晴空万里
翻译 小脆
抱歉 吵到你了吗 Sorry, is this annoying?
当然 Yes.
翻译 SeZe
这是酒吧开业庆典的来宾名单 Well, it's the bar's grand opening party guest list.
校对 Noel
黄色是亲友 So, yellow is family and friends,
压制 抱枕
粉色是网红 蓝色呢 pink are for the influencers, and blue is...
特效 Noel
是我之前实习时的两个同事 Well, literally just two guys from my internship
- 我想让他们眼红一下 - 没毛病 - that I wanna see how well I'm doing. - Naturally.
利维打的 It's Liv.
喂 Hey.
对 Yeah.
好 Okay.
嗯 Yeah.
当然 Sure.
懂了 I hear you.
好的 Yeah.
斯特拉·科尔 笔帽盖上 老实交代 Stella Cole, you re-pop that top and start talking.
你和利维怎么了 What is going on with you and Liv?
- 没什么 - 真的 - It's nothing. - Really?
你说今天要来我家工作 Because you asked to work from my place today,
你刚打电话总嗯嗯啊啊的 明显是不开心 and that phone call had all the syllables of a very depressing haiku.
她在忙着安全检查 She is just working on the inspection,
我要处理开业的事 and I am dealing with the party.
当然 我们可能要莫名其妙地谈分手 Also, there was this weird potential breakup thing
这事我真不想再提 that I really don't wanna talk about.
- 你确定吗 - 当然 - Are you sure? - Yes.
我只想办好开业庆典 I just want to focus on the opening
处理其他该做的事 and everything I need to get done.
话说 露比答应带乐队 Speaking of which, did Ruby come through
来庆典演出了吗 with a band to play at the party?
你跟露比又怎么了 What's wrong with Ruby?
没事 只是我这辈子 Nothing, besides the fact that she's someone
都不想再搭理她罢了 I'll never speak to again for the rest of my life.
那你的澳洲之行可就糟糕了 Okay, well, that's gonna be a long-ass flight to Australia.
巡演没戏了 The tour isn't happening.
我就等着她 I put all of my career eggs
让我事业起步 结果全被她搞砸了 in Ruby's basket, and she fucking scrambled them.
也不是全部吧 Not all of your eggs.
还有莲花龙贝贝呢 I mean, what about Lotus Dragon Bebe, right?
我记得你跟我说过 I remember you telling me something about
她要去和某位公主做直播呢 some live show she's doing with a princess.
把脱衣舞女介绍给皇家客户 Introducing one erotic dancer to one royal investor
并不能助推我的公关事业 斯特拉 does not a PR career make, Stella.
朱尔斯知道你们的事情了吗 So, does Jules know about this Ruby thing?
我这周多次想拿起手机把这事告诉她 I've picked up my phone a million times this weekend to text her,
但我觉得这样下不了台 but I just feel like such an idiot.
我都不知下次见她要说什么 I don't know what I'm gonna say the next time I see her.
有人吗 Uh, hello?
看来你马上就要知道了 Well, looks like we're all about to find out.
姐妹们 我有事情要说 Guys! I have to tell you something!
我们得聊聊 We should probably talk.
是的 但我匆忙赶来是有其他事 We should, but that is not why I busted in dramatically.
好吧 你每次都会冲进来 怎么了 Oh, right, you did just do that. What's wrong?
伊兹出事了 Izzy's in trouble.
我喘不上气了 I'm very winded.
我觉得我快按捺不住 I think I'm in a Colin-related rage blackout,
对科林的怒火了 so I'm struggling to process.
我来的路上给她打了55次电话 And I already tried calling her, like, 55 times
她根本不接 on the way over here and she's not answering.
她可能以为你要叫她回公司 Okay, maybe Izzy thinks that you're calling her from work
或者是塞莱斯特找她吧 or with Celeste or something?
要不用我打给她试试 I mean, we can try from my phone.
好主意 Oh! Good idea.
因为比起朋友 你更像是她的女神 'Cause you're less of a friend and more of a deity to Izzy.
她绝对会接你电话 She would never not answer for you.
开免提吧 Yeah, put it on speaker.
- 喂 - 伊兹吗 - Hey. - Izzy?
你没事吧 我和朱尔斯 麦迪逊在一起 Are you okay? I'm with Jules and Madison.
抱歉 我现在不太方便 Sorry, it's not a great time.
伊兹 听我说 Okay, Izzy, listen,
离那些人远点 赶紧回家 you have to leave those girls and come home.
斯特拉 她们要给我介绍工作呢 Stella, they're offering me a job.
不 伊兹 别信她们 No, Izzy, they can't be trusted, okay?
她们在利用你 并不是真的在乎你 They're using you. I mean, they don't actually care about you.
你想说有人真正在乎我 Oh 'cause, like, who would actually care about me,
- 对吧 - 什么 - right? - What?
我不是那个意思 No. No, that's not what I meant at all.
伊兹 这可不像你 到底怎么回事 Izzy, this is not like you. What's wrong?
算了 我要挂了 Whatever. I gotta go.
伊兹她 Did Izzy...
刚才挂了 just hang up...
斯特拉的电话 on Stella?
这下糟了 她整个人都不对劲 This feels crazy. Are we in the upside down?
没错 肯定出事了 Yeah, she did. Something is wrong.
事情非常严重 Something is very, very wrong.
不好意思 Sorry about that.
早上要处理点破事耽误了 running a little late this morning dealing with some shit.
没事 姐妹 我特别高兴 No worries, lady. I'm just très pleased
能跟你多聊聊天 睡得还好吗 we have some more time to chat. How'd you sleep?
听说我老板骇人的丑闻 Well, after receiving very upsetting news about my boss,
欺骗我的好姐妹后 and then lying to all my best friends,
我只睡了六到八分钟 I would say I got a solid six to eight minutes.
艾莉森姐妹觉得你该知道塞莱斯特的丑恶 The Alisons just thought you should know what Celeste did.
她们离职时向她直言 I mean, they point blank told her when they left Woöm
要带你一起走 that they wanted to take you with them,
可她说要给你升职 and the only reason they didn't is because she said
她们就只好作罢了 she was gonna promote you, so.
这里能不上血腥玛丽吗 They definitely don't do a Bloody Mary here?
我真喝不惯早餐酒 Just struggling with breakfast wine.
她提拔朱尔斯后 我们才知道她在撒谎 We all realized she lied when she picked Jules instead.
但她撒谎的事多了去了 And that is not the only thing she lied about.
还有什么 Um... What else?
她在离婚诉讼中谎报了 She completely lied about how much Woöm is worth
乌姆公司的市值 in her divorce proceedings.
所以这离婚案才闹得鸡飞狗跳 That's why there was so much drama in the separation.
而且在私底下 And, on a personal note,
我们上同一节普拉提课 we take the same Pilates class,
她却从不搭理我 and she never says hi.
说句公道话 Oh, in her defense,
她就是不爱和人打招呼 别介意 she's really not a greetings person, so don't...
伊兹 我不是在说笑 她这是欺诈 Izzy, I'm not kidding. She committed fraud.
你真这么想吗 Do you really think so?
对 我能证明给你看 Yes, I could show you.
不知道你带没带办公电脑 You know, if you, I don't know, have your work laptop,
或许能从共享盘上 you might have access to
看到乌姆的财务报告 the shared drive with the financial reports.
我们该怎么办 So, what do we do?
电视剧《办公室》的衍生电影
感觉像是友情版的《威胁等级:午夜》 This feels like friend threat level midnight.
我同意 I agree.
除非有人暗地里 I mean, I don't think Izzy would ever hang up on me
威胁伊兹性命 if she wasn't secretly
否则她不会挂我电话的 under the threat of clear and present danger.
肯定是那些艾莉森催眠了她 The Alisons must've hypnotized her,
或者给她施咒什么的 or put her under a spell or something.
要是她被洗脑了呢 What if she's being brainwashed?
或者被敲诈 等等 Or blackmailed. Wait!
她不会有把柄落在邪教组织手里了吧 What if they have collateral on her like NXIVM?
裸照吗 Naked pictures?
他们会逼她打排球吗 What if they're forcing her to play volleyball?
营救行动现在开始 我来开车 Okay, this is now a rescue mission. I will drive.
等等 去纳帕谷要开八小时车吧 Wait, isn't Napa, like, eight hours away?
可我没有那么多时间了 Oh god, I don't have eight hours.
我今晚九点得去市中心参加重要工作会议 I have to be downtown tonight at 9:00 PM for a work meeting
尽管救伊兹更重要 that is very important. Not saving-Izzy important.
但这会议我绝不能错过 Just one that I should definitely not miss.
最早的航班 The next available flight
要到明天下午了 with seats isn't until tomorrow afternoon.
现在还有火车票吗 Okay, well, are trains still a thing?
有是有 不过要经停多站 也快不到哪里去 They exist, yeah, but it's not gonna be faster with all the stops.
那谁能召来仙女教母吗 Okay, well, does anyone have a fairy godmother then?
我认识一位公主 I know a princess.
你说什么 Uh, what are you saying?
我说我请不了仙女教母 I'm saying I don't have a fairy godmother,
但莲花龙贝贝直播秀的投资人 but the investor in the Bebe's live show
可是位货真价实的公主 is a literal princess.
人家有飞机 Who has a plane.
♪这是我的战队♪ This is my squad
要是我把这发到社交媒体上是不是有点过分啊 It would be insensitive of me to put this on my IG story, right?
毕竟伊兹还身陷险境呢 I mean, considering Izzy might be in trouble.
感觉可以作为素材存货 Hm, feels like a bank for later situation.
你现在看起来的确很像碧昂丝 But, you don't not look like Beyoncé right now.
天哪 她还有架直升飞机 Holy shit, she has a helicopter, too?
你应该去看看她的游艇 You should see the yacht.
- 不管了 多拍几张吧 - 我来拍 - Fuck it. For the bank! - Okay, let me get a pic!
再来一张 拍好了 该我了 One more? Yes! Got it! My turn.
♪我们能行 蓄势待发♪ We got it, we got it, oh yeah
♪我们齐头并进♪ We come together
♪我们步履坚定♪ We come together
♪这是我的战队♪ This is my squad
攒素材 For the bank.
不得不说 飞机上装按摩椅简直妙极了 I will say massage chairs built into an airplane are inspired.
科林让我气得连这鱼子酱都不想吃了 I'm still too mad at Colin to enjoy sky caviar.
好吧 我还是尝点 Alright, maybe I'll try just one.
塞莱斯特真有瞒报乌姆公司的市值吗 Do we think that Celeste actually lied about how much Woöm is worth?
其实我也不知道 To be honest, I have no idea.
但考虑到科林的所作所为 我不会因此怪她的 But given the history with Colin, I wouldn't exactly blame her.
我本来觉得科林已经够无耻了 You know, I didn't think it was possible for me to hate him
可是没想到啊 any more than I already did, and yet...
他是个彻头彻尾的混蛋 That dude is straight-up diabolical.
刚开始我以为他只有 I mean, at first, I thought he was like
《婚外情事》第一季那种程度 The Affair season one evil,
没想到他一骑绝尘 but this is a whole other level.
现在他更像是《继承之战》第三季的反派 This is like Succession season three evil.
不敢相信他会对前妻穷追猛打 It's insane he's coming after her like this.
- 还利用前妻的下属 - 他就是活生生的反派 - And using her employees. - He's like a real-life villain.
从小听到大的童话故事 Yeah, the fairy tales we grew up on
可没告诉我们 did not prepare us for what
现实中的反派是什么样子 real-life villains were going to look like.
没错 因为反派大多数都是 Yeah, that's true because most villains
中年白种男人 are just middle-aged white guys.
是啊 童话电影还特意让化浓妆的女人当反派 Right? Those movies made us scared of women with heavy eyeliner.
我还是不敢相信伊兹被卷入此事 I still can't believe Izzy got wrapped up in all this.
我知道她以前深受艾莉森姐妹影响 I know she used to be influenced by the Alisons or whatever,
-但是这次 - 更严重了 - but this is - Extreme.
我只希望能在她们逼着她做后悔的事之前 I just hope we can get to her before they force her
- 找到她 - 没错 - do something she'll regret. - I know.
我真的很担心 I'm so worried.
但这太舒服了 And yet so comfortable.
喝一杯吗 Should we have a drink?
伊兹 你做得很对 You're doing the right thing, Izzy.
我都不知道自己在干嘛 I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
我甩了我的男朋友 I pushed my boyfriend away,
还挂好闺蜜的电话 and I hung up on my best friends.
不是的 我来告诉你答案 No, no, no. I'll tell you what you're doing.
你在将命运掌握在自己手里 You are making yourself the main character in your story.
你猜怎么着 我十分赞赏 And guess what? I'm bingeing it.
给你 拿着吧 Here. Just take it.
好夸张啊 So dramatic.
等等 你去哪里 Wait, where are you going?
回洛杉矶前 我们还有场品酒会 I got us one last wine tasting to celebrate
要去参加呢 before we go back to LA!
好吧 头也不回地走了 真奇怪 Okay... Weird to walk away and not say anything.
秘密 秘密 好多秘密 Secrets, secrets, secret, secrets.
你好 前台说我们可以来这里 Hi. The concierge said this is where we could find one
找到叫艾莉森的麻烦女人 or more extremely problematic women named Alison.
天哪 Oh my god.
友谊小分队来啦 有何贵干 姑娘们 The freaking friend squad is here. What's up, girlies?
- 天哪 - 品酒会结束啦 - Jesus. - Wine has been tasted.
艾莉森 你喝太醉了 怎么谈正事 Alison, you are too drunk to process this,
你真是太差劲了 伊兹人呢 but we are very disappointed in you. Where is Izzy?
等等 那是她的平板吗 你偷来的 Wait, isn't that her laptop? Did you steal it?
当然不是 No.
难道你把她拷在暖气管上了 What, do you have her chained to a radiator or something?
行了你们五个 Okay, the five of you...
是我们三个 There's three of us.
先听我说 ...need to listen.
这不是我偷的 I didn't take this.
是伊兹给我的 Izzy gave it to me,
她还把酒留给我喝 just like she gave me all the little wines
她现在心情极差 不想喝这些东西 because she didn't want them because she's being emo as hell.
她二话没说就走了 Then she went on a walk.
如果是伊兹自愿给你的 那... Wait, if Izzy gave that to her willingly, then...
我真有点慌了 得赶紧找到她 I'm officially freaked out. We have to find her.
怎么找 这地方太大了 How? This place is like a wine continent.
我们分头行动 找到了就发消息 Look, we have to split up. Text each other if we find her.
- 我真担心她 - 会找到她的 - God, I'm really worried about her. - We'll find her.
再见 Bye.
伊兹公主被困 With Princess Izzy captured,
我们身穿华丽服饰前去营救 our babes in shining couture came to her rescue.
其实也算不上华服 但不要紧 I mean, they're wearing off-the-rack, but fine.
伊兹 Izzy!
你在哪里 Where are you?!
朱尔斯想从艾莉森的魔爪中救出伊兹 Jules arrived expecting to rescue Izzy from the Alisons grasp,
却没想到真正的反派 only to discover the real
是个更危险的人物 villain maybe someone even more dangerous.
伊兹自己 Izzy herself.
♪若是恶龙盘踞城堡♪ If you think dragons guarding castles
♪就能囚禁公主♪ Can keep a girl confined
♪那只能说这远不及♪ I'll tell you, they have nothing on
♪我心中的苦楚♪ The ones inside my mind
♪童话里的美好结局♪ Yes, I believed in happy endings
♪我曾向往无比♪ Once upon a time
♪如今幸福于我♪ But happiness may be a thing
♪终究是妄想♪ For which I'm not designed
♪我曾遇见真心爱我的王子♪ I met a prince who thought the world of me
♪我却离他而去♪ And sent him packing
♪他不会知道♪ He'll never know
♪原因竟是♪ The problem lies
♪我内心掩藏的自卑♪ Within all that I'm lacking
♪真爱之吻无法唤醒♪ No true love kiss can wake me
♪深陷无解诅咒的我♪ From a curse of my own making
♪为他编织的梦♪ The dream that I deserved him
♪只能化作泡影♪ Was the dream that I'd be faking
♪将我囚禁的恐惧牢笼♪ This funk that I've been stuck in
♪穷尽此生也无法打破♪ For a lifetime feels unshakable
♪我开始相信♪ I'm starting to believe
♪无人能解除我的诅咒♪ That I am the curse that's unbreakable
♪世间有何种魔法让我♪ What magic power could come and set me
♪重获自由♪ Free?
♪哪怕将我束之高阁的♪ When the terrible tower I'm trapped in
♪是我自己♪ Is me?
♪是我自己♪ Is me
♪有时我告诉自己♪ Sometimes, I tell myself I'm nothing
♪我既平凡又普通♪ That I matter not at all
♪我的毕生宿敌♪ The darkest foe I've ever met
♪就在眼前方镜中♪ Lives in the mirror on the wall
♪或许是我在抱怨♪ And it may sound like I'm complaining
♪但其实是太恐惧♪ But truth be told, I'm scared
♪这些感受若不吐露♪ That these feelings I'm containing
♪或许我将含恨而终♪ Might just kill me if not shared
♪将我囚禁的恐惧牢笼♪ This funk that I've been stuck in
♪穷尽此生也无法打破♪ For a lifetime feels unshakable
♪我开始相信♪ I'm starting to believe
♪我的诅咒无人能破♪ That I'm the curse that's unbreakable
♪世间有何种魔法让我♪ What magic power could come and set me
♪重获自由♪ Free?
♪哪怕将我束之高阁的♪ When the terrible tower I'm trapped in
♪是我自己♪ Is me?
♪我自己♪ Is me...
伊兹 Izzy!
伊兹 快 她往这边去了 Izzy! Come on, she's going this way.
伊兹 我们知道你在里面 Iz? We know you're there! It's us!
求你开开门 好吗 Hello? Please open up!
前台给了我们钥匙 我们进来了 The concierge gave us a key, Izzy! We're coming in.
- 她是不是吃了什么 - 谁会心肺复苏术 - Do you think she, like, took something? - Who knows CPR?
我怕布鲁诺被乐高玩具噎住就学了 I mean, I had to learn it in case Bruno choked on a Lego.
行 明白 Okay, okay.
- 太好了 - 太好了 你没事 - Oh, thank fuck! - Oh, thank God. You're okay.
你们怎么来啦 What are you guys doing here?
我们很担心你 We were worried about you.
那... Wh...
你干嘛要亲我 Why are you trying to make out with me?
我的心肺复苏术是从视频网站上学的 Okay, that was CPR that I learned on YouTube.
我真该去报个班来学的 I mean, I probably should've taken a real class
我也不知道我刚在干嘛 'cause I had no idea what I was doing there.
需要用舌头吗 Yeah, you used tongue?
你把我们吓坏了 Look, you scared the shit out of us.
我们还担心你吃了什么药 Yeah, we were worried you took a bunch of pills or something.
当然没有 我只是昨晚没怎么睡 Oh god, no. I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
刚刚是在悲伤地睡午觉 I was taking a deeply sad nap.
伊兹 到底怎么回事 你好像变了个人 Izzy, what is going on? You're not acting like yourself.
你居然撒谎 我都没看出来 You lied, and you lied well.
我也不敢相信能圆过去 I know. Can't believe I pulled that off.
我要不去从政 Should I get into politics?
艾莉森她们想让塞莱斯特吃瘪 The Alisons are trying to screw over Celeste
这样科林就会给她们钱 because they think Colin will give them money if they do.
那些受贿行凶的恶魔芭比信不得 Those bribe-taking Barbies are not to be trusted.
我知道 但她们干不过塞莱斯特 I know, except they can't screw Celeste over
因为她没有撒谎 because she isn't lying.
那艾莉森们要那些财务文件干嘛 But, those financial documents the Alisons were after?
乌姆的市值塞莱斯特没有谎报 Everything Celeste reported about Woöm is actually true.
我们快破产了 We're pretty much broke.
我们眉刷可都得卖200美元 But, we-we charge $200 for eyebrow brushes!
眉毛用的小梳子而已 至于这么贵吗 They're just tiny combs! How is that possible?
塞莱斯特常说"有舍才有得" Celeste has always said, "You gotta spend money to make money,"
但她舍的有点多 but I think she took it too far,
我敢肯定她只看了 and I'm pretty sure she only watched
总部位于美国纽约的众创空间
WeWork纪录片的前半部分 the first half of the WeWork documentary.
还记得公司前门的雕像吗 她花五万买的 That sculpture right by the front entrance? She spent 50K on it.
就那个衣帽架 The one we use as a coat rack?
既然电脑上没有什么不利信息 Well, if there was nothing bad on the laptop,
那你为何还要给她们呢 why did you give it to them?
我也不清 可能我想 I don't know. I guess it just sort of
借此表个态吧 felt like a symbolic gesture
我想拒绝她们 of me giving the fuck up.
我只是偶尔很郁闷罢了 I just get in a dark place sometimes.
可没想到我居然要孤独终老 Can't believe I have to spend the rest of my life with myself.
好吧 伊兹 Okay. Izzy,
我们是来拯救你的 we're here to snap you out of it.
你最好能善待自己 You better start being nicer to yourself,
不然我就揍死你 or I'm gonna fuck you up.
你可是我最好的朋友 That's my best friend you're talking about.
对 如果你再自暴自弃 我们一起揍你 Yeah. If you keep shitting on yourself, we'll all beat you up.
- 我们都很爱你 - 我没事了 - Because we love you. - Ugh, I am out of it.
你们说得对 You're right.
抱歉 我不该骗你们 I'm sorry I lied to you guys.
瞒着你们我也很不好受 I hate keeping things from you.
我们彼此应该坦诚相待 We all need to be honest with each other.
行吧 Okay, well...
我可能没准备好谈恋爱 带孩子 I'm not sure I'm ready for a girlfriend and a kid.
既然这样 我决不能伤害布鲁诺 And I mean, if I'm not, then I can't do that to Bruno
我了解那种感受 毕竟我父母离异了 because I know what that feels like. I was that kid.
露比有点崩溃 So, Ruby kind of imploded.
都快气炸了 Like, scorched earth-style.
澳大利亚没指望了 Australia canceled,
事业也没法起步了 career getting on track canceled,
朋友也没了 全没了 friendship canceled. All of it.
我想辞职 I wanna quit my job.
什么 Wait, what?
我今晚不是要去参加乌姆的会议 The meeting I have to be back for tonight isn't for Woöm.
而是博物馆数字媒体工作的面试 It's an interview for that digital media job at the museum.
看来大伙吐露的心事真不少 Well, okay, I'm seeing we all had a lot to share.
抱歉 我没有信你的蜘蛛感应 I'm really sorry I didn't listen to your Spidey senses.
我真希望直觉是错的 I'm really sorry they were right.
我强烈建议咱们紧紧相拥片刻 I'm feeling a really strong urge to suggest a group hug.
以后别再把烦恼掖着藏着 Let's not do the whole bottle-up-our-feelings
最后逼不得已才吐露出来 and-not-tell-each-other-things ever again.
说得对 我们又不是男人 干嘛忍着 Yeah, who did we think we were? Men?
朱尔斯 如果你想按时到场 Jules, we do have to get back to the private jet
- 我们得赶紧回私人飞机 - 等等 - if you wanna make it in time. - Oh, wait a second.
你刚是说"私人飞机" Did you just say "Private jet"?
你们是坐私人飞机来救我的吗 Did you guys come to rescue me in a private jet?
不是说我们爱你吗 Told you we loved you.
过来给姐妹抱一下 Okay, fuck it. I need the hug.
好啦 抱够了 该走了 Okay, bonding moment over. We have to go.
- 走吧 - 走吧 - Okay. - Okay.
哪来的私人飞机 And who the fuck has a private jet?
能把你们经理找来吗 Can I please speak to your manager?
你们这里有鸡肉 有芝士 I mean, you have chicken. You have cheese.
那凭什么不能给我 There's no reason room service
破例做个油炸玉米饼 can't make me an off-the-menu quesadilla.
说真的 我今天过得不太好 有点水逆 Seriously, my day has taken a turn that's, like, less than ideal.
看来你已经知道塞莱斯特没有撒谎了 Guess you found out by now that Celeste wasn't lying.
真没想到你还付费听歌呢 Um, it's really weird that you still pay for music on iTunes.
我乐意 I know.
你就没想对她说点什么吗 Do you have anything else you'd like to say to her?
比如"我不该欺骗你" Like, "Sorry for being awful"?
我只是想达到艾莉森她们的期望 I was just trying to be who the Alisons wanted me to be.
我懂那种活成别人而迷失自己的感受 I know what it's like to wanna be anyone else other than yourself.
我叫凯伦 I'm a fucking Karen.
那才是我的真名 Like, that's my real legal name.
你真不必成为他们那样的人 明白吗 But it doesn't mean you have to be an actual Karen, okay?
试图靠伤害和操纵别人 And trying to be an Allison by hurting
融入艾莉森姐妹并不能解决问题 and manipulating people is not the answer.
你没事的话 我们还有飞机要赶 Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a private jet to catch.
你们要坐私人飞机回洛杉矶吗 能捎上我吗 You guys are taking a PJ back to LA? Could I hop a ride?
- 肯定不行 - 抱歉 - Absolutely not. - Sorry.
但还是祝你在这里玩得开心 But, enjoy Southwest.
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不好 我赶不上九点的会了 God, I'm never making it to this 9:00 meeting.
下飞机后 坐车肯定会很堵 By the time we land and drive downtown in traffic...
如果坐直升飞机呢 But, if you had a helicopter...
说得也是 She has a helicopter!
♪我痴迷迪士尼 他们欺我骗我♪ I'm mad at Disney, Disney, they tricked me tricked me
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应该就是那栋楼 I think it's that building.
- 收到 在那里降落吧 - 但愿能行 - Roger that, setting her down. - I hope this is okay.
毕竟我不是会员 I'm not a member.
♪桃李年华 我却...♪ I'm 20-something, I still...
谢谢 彼得 Thanks, Pete!
达芙妮 桌位找好了 期待见面
赶上了 Made it.
♪我为情所困♪ 'Cause I felt sad love
♪被爱所伤♪ I felt bad love
♪片刻欢愉♪ Sometimes happy love
♪只是假象♪ Turns into giving up
♪情这一字♪ I felt hurt love
♪让人心殇♪ By the word love
♪究竟何为爱情♪ Oh, what the hell is love
♪应该有的模样♪ Supposed to feel like?
♪何为情 何为爱♪ What the hell is love, what the hell is love
♪究竟何为爱情♪ What the hell is love
♪应该有的模样♪ Supposed to feel like?
♪何为情 何为爱♪ What the hell is love, what the hell is love
♪究竟何为爱情♪ What the hell is love
♪应该有的模样♪ Supposed to feel like?
♪我痴迷迪士尼♪ I'm mad at Disney, Disney
♪他们欺我骗我♪ They tricked me, tricked me,
♪不愿再向流星许愿♪ No more wishing on a shooting star